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*'''[[Lanky Kong]]''' - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
*'''[[Lanky Kong]]''' - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
*'''[[Tiny Kong]]''' - "Hailing all the way from [[Donkey Kong Island|DK Isles]], it's the girl with the whirl..."
*'''[[Tiny Kong]]''' - "Hailing all the way from [[Donkey Kong Island|DK Isles]], it's the girl with the whirl..."
*'''[[Chunky Kong]]''' - "Tipping the scales at a mighty 2000 lbs, he's the hard hitting..."
*'''[[Chunky Kong]]''' - "Tipping the scales at a FUCKNIX, go MARSHALL DAN POOP
 
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Revision as of 20:58, July 3, 2013

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Microbuffer is a character from Donkey Kong 64. He is a microphone with blue eyes, a mustache, and a tuxedo, who introduces K. Rool and the Kongs in the final boss fight. He gives very dramatic descriptions for each Kong and moves around by hopping. The Microbuffer seems to be a functioning microphone all on his own. He is a spoof of the real-world boxing announcer Michael Buffer.

Introductions

  • Donkey Kong - "Weighing in at a solid 800 lbs, I give you the prime primate..."
  • Diddy Kong - "And now making his way into the ring, it's the champ of chimps..."
  • Lanky Kong - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
  • Tiny Kong - "Hailing all the way from DK Isles, it's the girl with the whirl..."
  • Chunky Kong - "Tipping the scales at a FUCKNIX, go MARSHALL DAN POOP