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All About Me. Enough said.

If 3Dejong ruled the world, Humans would be... screaming.
~ Parayoshi, on the Wiki Forum

I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here 3:30 p.m, September 18, 2006. This section is all about ME, MYSELF, and, more importantly, I. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls below. But I'd really rather prefer if you didn't.

My Personal Life

Poisonal Personals

First of all, the earthreal ME. I am a teenager, age not disclosed, fighting against puberty, facial hair, pimples, but, thank God, NOT the urge to drool over women. However, I do have an urge to drool over game consoles. You may call me a nerd. I prefer to call myself an electronics consultant.

I live in Califorina, bla bla bla, with a family of eight, bla bla bla, etc. If you want to read about my family, next section, please. For right now, just stay with me.

My personal life consists of computers, homeschoolwork, video games, comic strips, and this website. Not a varied existence, but at least it's a happy one.

My parents are Christians, and pretty good for parents. I'm homeschooled, and I really would not ever, ever trade my homeschooling life in for a boring, eight-hour day at some institution where all the kids grate on you if you're a "nerd" or paste themselves all over you if you're a "jock". I once attended a homeschool group for a year where I and about eight other kids would get together every other day and, for two hours, have a study group. It was EXCRUTIATINGLY, PAINFULLY BORING.

I can't see how you guys stand being holed up in school for eight FREAKING HOURS ON END. Two hours were all I could take, and at that, every other day.

Anyway, so I am homeschooled, my parents are Christian, I lead a very, very sheltered life, and I have a TON of siblings.

The Christian part of my life is quite simple. My family isn't Baptist, Jewish, Protestant, Catholic, or whatever. Instead, every Sunday my family and about five of our friend's families get together and read the Bible and discuss it for two hours. No "hand out tracts" or "observe Passover" and all that.

I don't blame you if you skipped over all that.

My Wiki Life

This wiki contitutes about 78.4% of my life right now. That should tell you something about me. I came here last year, pretty much dedicaed my life to this site, and am still not a sysop. (I joined at 3:30 pm, September 18, 2006.) Oh, wells.

My first exposure to Mario came when I played Super Mario Bros: Classic NES Series on a friend's GBA SP. For years I had known, vaugley, that Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation were video game makers, and that Mario was a famous gaming icon. One of my cousins had gotten ahold of a new SP with Pac-Man Collection and Piglet's Big Game, and I spent many happy hours playing both. But Super Mario Bros. exposed me forever to the bright, sidescrolling world of Mario and friends, never to leave. I promptly contracted a severe case of Mario Nerd Fever, never to recover.

I discovered this page while surfing Wikipedia. At first I thought, "Sweet! A cool place about EVERYTHING Mario!" But later, I realized that one could MAKE AN ACCOUNT... and my life has never been the same! I've become a permanent eyesore here, and, somehow, have gotten ADDICTED to typing stuff. Anyway, I'm pretty much the handyman for anything that does NOT involve stuff like "<stuffinfweird<>'s>". I use my handy scanner to rip stuff out of Player's Guides (like in the Toady page, for instance), and use my huge understanding of all things Mario to make walkthroughs, articles, pics, etc. I've also somehow contracted intermediate popularity and have appeared in a good number of comics and stories. I also have my personal fan base. >:D

I've made a lot of friends, and, due to some weird flaw in my personality, got really popular. Xzelion's pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;)

I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the MarioWiki Forum. So far, I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr.

I run the Fake News, a Shroom article parodying anything and everything. No, you can't has it. :P

I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the MW Alliance. Read it now! It's still in the "meh" phase, but I'm really working hard on it, so read it ASAP.

Finally, a few noteworthy achievements: I have the most Userboxes of any user (over 101 of 'em), I have the biggest userpage of any user, and I'm the most random of any user. I also never use the chatroom.

Well, that wraps up me. Now, let's move on to my mom and dad. DON'T RUN AWAY! They're more intersting than you think...

Family

Yes, my mom 'n dad. I left out my siblings, for fear you might yawn to death.

Mom

My mom is sweet, and always tries to understand me. But the three things she hates with a passion are the three things I LOVE with a passion.

Wait, lemme rephrase. She hates, in her own words, anything that accomplishes nothing. And in her eyes, my three loves, comics/comic books, the entire Internet, and video games are nothing but that.

Actually, it's rooted in good reasoning. I read comics A LOT. I really, really love 'em. But I won't go into that, since it has nothing to do with this site. There, you rabid sysops.

With the Internet, too, she has good reasons. The main reason is the fact she always thinks I'm looking at porn when her back is turned. I am going through puberty, but thank God, I'm not yet at the lusting-for-women-stage. Gar.

There is also the fact she is also afraid of online prederators. If you don't know about the Wayoshi-Willy incident, you're better off not knowing. All I'm saying is that Wayoshi, under an anynomous guise, said very, very bad things to me in chat during that period.

Finally, with video games, I have anger issues. I once broke a DS after a frustrating game of Metroid Prime (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) but that's not the only reason. She and my dad are really, really avid fantasy haters. They hate ANYTHING that is not real-down-to-Earth. They got rid of the Mario games in my house because they contained fantasy, and now they're selling all of our video games for much the same reason.

That's about all I have to say about my mom.

Dad

My dad is... hmm hmm hmmm... OK. He does like video games, but like my mom, hates fantasy. He like Battlefield 2. BLAH. He also does not like me on the internet, but only because of the fact that he does not like me goofing off.

He appears to have forgotten that "kid + lust for fun = teenager".

What's worse is that, being a goverment computer programmer, he knows every trick in the book. So it's really, really hard to hide stuff from him.

Grrrrr.

That about finishes my tirade. Now, let's review what I've learned on this website for your listening boredom...

What I've Learned by Being Here

You get more out of life by going through it as an idiot.

Online, no one can see you if you chose not to shower in the morning.

Chat rooms are ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, DEGRADINGLY STUPID.

Cheese is good.

Act random, hyper and stupid and you'll gather a lot of friends.

Never trust anyone online. ESPECIALLY in late-night chats. Brrrr. That dang Wayoshi.

People tend to skip over these lists.

The Other People

A friend in need is a friend indeed... an enemy in need is hilarious.
~Anonymous

There are a lot of users here. Some are hilarious, some are goofy, some are random, some are scary, some are nasty and proud of it, some are cautious, some are sensible, and most are great friends. Unfortunately, due to some proposal or whatnot, lists of your user friends are now banned. But if you're a n00b here who wants to meet people, talk to me and I'll be only too happy to introduce you to everyone around here!

Well, that's about it. All that I have left to say about eveyone else is a a long list of things people think about me, along with a coverage of the many fads here...

Qoutes

Smiddle:
Remember, kids, don't do drugs or you'll end up like 3dejong!
(See what happens when you allow people to flame you?

Xzelion:
Please don't leave, no one can ever replace you, you rock!
(Well, what do you know! I'm POPULAR!)

Paper Jorge:
I must confess I...I...I... LOVE YOU!!!!!! (not THAT way)
(Leave it to Jorge.)

Moogle:
I like you 3dejong. I really do. Dotn hate me for this, but... I think it would be best for your to leave.... You wont get into much trouble and... OH WTF AM I SAYING
(I really like this qoute. RAWR :3)

Wayoshi:
You may compromise before you know it!
(This was so weird I HAD to include it.)

Glowsquid:
We are not here to be a health-care repository the a fictional character.
(Well, whaddya know! That wasn't included in the "How to Be a Editor of a Wiki!")

RAP:
You're so cool man!!
(I hear this a lot, but it always makes me feel great. 8)

YellowYoshi398:
I always looked up to you, maybe even as a role model. I once thought you were a Systems Operator... and gave myself a hard bonk when I realized you weren't.
(This HAD to be the most touching thing I ever read. :')

Murzon (a.k.a. Mr. Dice):
3dejong is the greatest. End of story. If you leave I will send ninja-blade-weilding shyguys to destroy the world.
(Maybe I should have left... I wanna see what a ninja-blade-weilding shyguy looks like!)

Max2:
If you left, heck, I'd grab the nearest plane, fly my butt over to sweet CA, and completely... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'd do something bad!
(He doesn't think that NOW, though.... 8o)

WarioLoaf:
Without you i have no use for my 3D glasses...

Toadbert101:'
YOU ROFFLE MY WAFFLES

Uniju :D:'
You son of a b****...

Fads

The herd=like mentality of the users here has caused some interesting situations, usually with myself in the middle of them. This is what I believe to be the most complete list of the many many fads that have struck our community. You'll also get to see just how big an impact I've had here. >:D

Cheese Craze of '07

Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere in 2007, along the lines of spring, Sadaharu made this little category called "Cheese Lovers". Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops. Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic, and really, really srupid discussion evolved on the talk page on the category. I, Plumber, Moogle, YY398, and some other users stayed up late posting immature cheese-related images, stupid cheesy puns, and bad "Cheese in SSBB" images. The next day, Paper Jorge deleted the file, we all got a talking to, and the rebellion stopped. Too much of a good thing.

You've got Spam Mail!

Once upon a time, I made a fake "New Messages" template and stuck it on my page. WHAM! Wayoshi deleted it (no duh). BUt it quickly caught on, and soon I, and other users, were using the "New Messages" coding to make out own versions of "You've Got New Messages". ("You saw it coming/Or no?" from Glowsquid's page, for instance.) I backed out of it a few weeks after the conception, as it was quickly becoming passe. But you can still see the template on some pages...

I'm Outta Here until 13:00

After seeing a status bar on Wayoshi's page, a lightbulb appeared above my head. I asked him to make me one. He did. I used it. But then about fifteen other users made their own. And what's especially annoying is THEY NEVER UPDATE THE DARN THINGS!

You can see my status bar here, and copy the code to make your own. But please, PLEASE update it every day!

A Variable Venerable Variable

My sig. It's been around for about thirteen months, and it's only been REALLY changed about six times. But there's been a WHOLE lot of people that have seen, it, and some have decided to copy it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I guess.

My sig used to be 3dejong. Then 3D, after I had patented my now-familiar usernickname. Then, 3D, add nifty comment here. Eventually, Knife made me a sig whose code was 3D, {{{{{1}}}}}. This allowed me to stick a little comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs, changing code, adding a few colors (ho ho ho) but it's always only linked to my page and page talk. Very simple.

Perhaps deceptively so, because sooner or later, that variable-comment sig caught on as a craze. For a while, EVERYONE wanted to stick nifty comments into their signature. But now, only a few die-hards use it, and my sig is the same as it's ever been. Sayonora.

Graveyard: Teh Drink that PWNS

It all started in a Paso Robles Carl's Jr., when my cousin and I could not decide between Coca-Cola or Fanta Strawberry. So we mixed them together. Then added Dr. Pepper. And Sunkist. And 7-Up. Eventually, we had added everything on the soda bar but iced tea and coffee, and, after a bit of daredevil deliberation, mixed THEM in too. We made. We drank. We liked. Spellchecker hated those sentences.

We knew we couldn't have been the first to do this, but from ever onward, this was our signature drink. And we called it Graveyard, for lack of a better name. A few months later, I came here and added a section about Graveyard to my page. Plumber saw it. He made. He drank. He liked. And the fad spread.

Now this little drink has a large fanbase, and I'm pretty sure, with a little lobbying, we could patent it. But for now, it's a drink that PWNS being drunk by nerd fanboys sending IMs to online buds.

Im in ur base putting up catz

About five months ago, I stopped by Sadaharu's page and noticed the hilarious cat pics he had put up. I copied them, and stopped by the site he had gotten them from, ilovemeow.com, to get some more. Mine got noticed and put on pages. THEY got noticed and put on pages. LOLcats ruled for a week or so. Enough said.

O RLY?

I'll Have a Fuchaisia Background with an Aquamarine Border...

Knife is a l33t h4x0r. Anyone'll tell you that. He put up a background on his page one fine day and asked me if I would like the same. Duh yeah. So I have the background which you now see, green and orange in one mindless melangious melee, making nausea and motion-sickness.

But others saw it. Although Wayoshi and 'ol "Kinfe" had previously had backgrounds on user/talk pages, mine immediately caught on. And users still have the racous backgrounds.

But a while later, someone DEDICATED his page color to someone. TA-DA! All new fad! And I absolutely deny having anything to do with that ridiculous craze. HA!

U PHAIL

A while back, someone uploaded that popular pic that has Mario leaping on a flagpole, only to have it crash down while "U PHAIL" flashes above it. It was hilarious, and users put it EVERYWHERE. But once I had seen it, I, with my newly downloaded GIF software, decided to make my own. It really caught on, and soon I was making not only U PHAIL GIFs, but GIFs, animations banners, sigs, u-name-it. I was pretty much my own multimedia company for a while. Business has calmed down, but I still get an occasional\ request for a new GIF. If you'd like one, ASK ME NOW.

Mr. Mr. Mister

When Master Crash's Mr. L sprites came out, I decided to recolor a few and make "Mr. D". It really, really, REALLY caught on, and there soon were innumerable copies of the "Mr. Evil Side" formula. It jumped the shark a while ago and I jumped off with it, but there are still too, too many copies of those dang things around...

END

If you can remember any other noteworthy fads, I'll be only too happy to post them. Just tell me on teh talk pager.

EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME...

My Edits, New Pages, and Uploaded Pics

Everything is this world is a matter for argument... except love, religion, and toothache.
~Albert Payson Terhune

WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?

Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to Merchandise. An example of a good page I made? Yoshi Touch & Go. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again.

My Sprites

Need my sprites? Here:

Been there, seen that

It would take me days to list all the places I've been... and I'm so lazy, I'm not gonna try.

Quote of the day.. or every other day... or week... or month....

Qoutes from me that express my personality.

If you're wasting time, but having fun doing it, does that make it OK?

I just live here....

If two Mario characters had to die, I'd pick Waluigi and Petey Piranha. Waluigi would be eaten by Petey, who would then die of indigestion.

PUDDING!

PUNCH! KICK! JAB! ROUNDHOUSE! HERNIA!

For more information please call 1-900-GET-RIPD.

If my state of mind was a food, it'd be scrambled eggs.

Why?

Why not?

Philosophy is the art of goofing off and being admired for how well you do it.

Images I've uploaded

I've uploaded exactly 500 images. Really. Ask me what they are. Go ahead. I'm waiting...

Useful Edits I have Made

Alright, alright. I'll use Dynamic Page List (DPL) to look for my most useful edits. Here we go:

...HEY!

The Pit of 100 Userboxes

ZOMG IT IS 100 USERBOXES! Until I can get a sysop to give me a better code, my user boxes will be at User:3dejong/Userboxes.

3Definitions

The way I see the world. Live with it.

• Conscience: Something that keeps more people awake than coffee. It may be a still small voice, but it sure screams loudly afterwards.

• Flashlight: A container for dead batteries.

• Book: A randomly compiled collection of non understandable words slapped together to make a point most people will not like. Like this definition.

• Patience: A quality all children under the age of 4 instinctively set out to instill in all around them.

• Home: A place where you are free to say what you think, but no one listens.

• Vacation: If you travel for days through uncharted territory only to have your picture taken next to your car, you’ve been on one.

• Future: The ideal time to schedule all homework.

• Philosophy: Anything that makes no sense.

• Answers: Everybody has these for everybody else’s problems.

• Clear Conscience: The sign of a bad memory.

• Cooperation: Doing what I tell you, and doing it NOW. Fetch me a Graveyard and a Twinkie. NOW.

• Etc.: The word to say when you can’t think of one.

• Energy: What most people save for rainy days.

• Females: People who take their time while taking your time. (If this offends anyone, sorry. I’m writing this for my mom… ;P)

• Constructive Criticism: When I smack you.

• Destructive Criticism: When you smack me.

• Conference: When everyone talks, no one listens, and everybody argues about who said what afterward.

• Small Talk: Best in large doses (now in X-Large and X-X-Large!)

• Vacation: It begins when your dad says “I know a short cut!”

• Opinion: You can only keep it if it’s the same as mine.

• Idiot: Someone who despises video games.

• Expert: Anyone that can take something simple and make it confusing. “Due to innumerable consequences of obviously erroneous processes in the…”

• Job: Something to get up at 5:00 for.

• Homework: The more things you have to do, the more of it you get.

• History: The art of studying dead people.

• Whatever: The perfect word.

• Backpack: The tool used nowadays for clobbering those annoying Halo fans at the bus stop.

• Me: The only perfect being.

• You: My slave. Or at least my Graveyard-Fetcher.

• Everyone Else: See above.

• List: A confusing way of stating confusing things.

• Store: Someplace that better have video games, or the manager will get clobbered with an above definition.

• Monkey: Don’t these come in plastic balls now? And live with guys named Joe?

• Internet: Where’s the place to make best friends with people you’ve never met? TEH INNERNETS!11!1!1!!!

• Talk: See Type.

• Type: See Talk.

• This Definition: If you got past the last two, you’re pretty good at this.

• Super Mario Bros. Paper Party Kart Chainsaw Rally Tennis Golf Land 4: Sarasaland Tour: Mega Party Mix: Spun! Featuring Homestar Runner: Inevitable.

• 48507|_|+73Y \/\/4(K0: If you could read that, you have no life.

• Slackers: The smart people.

• Evil: My neighbor’s pet cat.

• Computers: There’s a name for times before computers. ANCIENT HISTORY.

• Politics: When two parties that believe two things that are almost exactly the same argue over the correct points of the governmental society and the correct amount of taxes at any given time decide to go to court and hopefully resolve whatever this whole dang thing started with in the first place. (If that made no sense, you have just been given an example of good politics.)

• Homework: Something to do during commercials.

• The Scene of the Crime: I accuse Colonel Mustard, in the Drawing Room, with the Lead Pipe.

• Bathroom Cleaning: IT'S HIS TURN!

• Cold Pizza: THe Breakfast of Champions.

• On-Line Shopping: "Enter you credit card number now. This is a secure site." SUUUUURE IT IS....

• Clowns: Evil incarnate.

• Parenting: They should have a Survivor episode based on THIS!

• The KKK: If they're the so called "Master Race", how come they always mispell "Klan"?

• Americans: How many dos it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!

• Japanese: How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who needs thees "lightbulbs" when you have our NEW technologee!

• Flying Monkeys: Why The Wizard of Oz still scares the pants off us.

• 4th of July: Independence Day in America. Thank-Goodness-We-Got-Rid-Of-Them-Day in Britan.

• Body Piercing: YOU STUCK WHAT WHERE?!

• Swiss Banking Accounts: Mum's the word...

• Kilts: If Mel Gibson can wear one, you can too.

• Spontaneous Combustion: UR HEAD ASPLODE

• Gall Bladder: Where excess bile is stored... stored for WHAT, we don't know.

• Men in Black: You heard nothing, you saw nothing, you KNOW nothing!

• Sunday Drivers: Now availible ANY day of the week!

• Conspiracy Theorists: Oh, that was just a coincidence!

• Wimbledon: Strawberris + cream + temper tantrums.

• Skiing: Swiss for "suicide".

• A Sunset: The sun never set on the British Empire... 'cuz God didn't trust British in the dark.

• Wine Tasting: Spit or swallow?

• Video Games: Teenage language for "temper tantrum".

• Hockey: Did you hear about the huge fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!

• Speeding Tickets: Well, officer, at least you didn't realize I was (hic) intoxicated.

• Bottled Water: How much will people pay for something you can get free?

• Computer Hackers: WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE GOVERMENT!

• Vegetables: Jelly beans, candy corn, and a gummy hamburger with extra lettuce.

• Lottery: More you play, more THEY win.

• Black Velvet: Smooth, silky, sophisticated... until you paint an Elvis on it.

• My Bank Account: Speaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers...

• High School Reunion: See also: root canal, as fun as...

Entertainment!

Here you can do everything from listen to soothing music to watch Looney Tunes, look at hilarious pix, download freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready?

Read!

Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great?

Comics

I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least, in my own not-very-humble opinion.

Cow and Boy

A well-drawn, positevely psycho comic about a boy and his cow friend. Wierd, funny, and just plain nuts.

[1]

Brevity

A single-paneler that features wordplay, puns, guys on a desert island and sporks.

[2]

Betty

Your average "nuclear family" comic.

[3]

Big Nate

A sixth-grade average kiddo pitted against dull teachers, a dorky dad, no mom, and a nerdy best friend. Well-drawn.

[4]

The Buckets

Yet another family strip that's STILL funny.

[5]

Drabble

A more ordinary family, in more ordinary situations, making extraordinary humor.

[6]

F-Minus

One of the greatest comic strips of all time. A single-panel strip featuring everything from flying tigers to 24-carat diamonds in the middle of baseballs.

[7]

Frazz

An ordinary school with an etraordinary janitor: a hit songwriter named Frazz who took the job to make cash and stayed on to help find humor in all the normal school problems. Some say Frazz i Calvin grown up. I think so too.

[8]

The Humble Stumble

A run of the mill, single-parent household strip with a few gems thrown in.

[9]

Jump Start

This strip started funny, got silly and is now making leaps and bounds.

[10]

Luann

Another proof that things get better with age. Even comic strip humor.

[11]

Meg!

A super-hyper kid in an otherwise average comic strip.

[12]

Opus

The erstwhile pengiun star of three runs of comics, Opus returns in more you-must-be-over-thirteen-to-understand-the-jokes Sunday comedy.

[13]

Over the Hedge

This strip DEFINES wonky. The strip is nothing like the movie.

[14]

Pearls Before Swine

Minimalist-dawn, dark, sarcastic, and puke-your-dentures-out funny.

[15]

Brewster Rockit: Space Guy

One of the best ever. A wonderful blend of sci-fi, sarcasam, puns, and pop culture parodies on a remote space station scouting for extraterrestial life... and finding it without wanting to.

[16]

Bo Nanas

A wonderfully fillinf comic strip starring a three-foot-tall monkey trying to make sense of the world that also ended in 2007 ago and is now in reruns. THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR!

[17]

Dog Eat Doug

A labrador puppy name Sophie and her new baby companion Doug attempt to sort out life from their point of view.

[18]

Go Team Bob

This strip is the definition of zany. So far, it's not too inspired. Let's hope it picks up.

[19]

Joe and Monkey

An infamous webcomic that has since surfaced to major comic websites, this comic features a talking, sarcastic monkey, his clueless, childlike owner Joe, his younger sister Megan, his erstwhile parents, the kleptomaniac robot, Kleptobot, that shares (and steals) their living space, vampires, zombies, demons, and Satan working at the local coffee shop. Laugh-out-loud funny.

[20]

Lio

A dark, pantomime-styled comic strip that stars a young wizard-mad scientist named Lio, his single dad, and intelligent animals, giant robots, Godzilla, evil monsters, ghosts, the Grim Reaper, aliens, and more, more, more, more, MORE. This comic started a few years ago and has maintaned an immediate cult following. There's even a live-action movie coming out next year.

[21]

Lucky Cow

A parody of McDonalds, this strip has disgruntled teenage workers at a local fast-food place parodying the entire american culture.

[22]

The New Adventure of Queen Victoria

The title says it all.

[23]

Pinkerton

In Pinkerton WIldlife Reserve, there live many, many animals. Some more insanse than others. This comic includes a hyper rabbit with 42 kids, a cautios moose and his older brother, a guinea pig with sporks in his head, a wily, sarcastic fox, and a whole darn lot of other animals.

[24]

Fanfictions

If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics, made by the users of this wiki.

Play!

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MFGG

The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it!

Super Mario Galaxy Pinball

Toodles Team, an MFGG user, makes the greatest fagames ever. This is one of his weakest ones, but the genius still shines.

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The Koopalympics

A nice, neat sidescroller. Good for about an hour.

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Run Away, Mario!

Oh, noes. Wario is chasing Mario, and Mario ust run very fast. Can he make it? A nice little timekiller.

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Paper Bowser: Operation G.R.O.M.

A real Toodles Team gem; this is only a demo of a cancelled game. THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR!

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Smash the DS

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! A good stress reliever. Hint: Mario is invulnearable if he stands all the way to the left on the left ledge.

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Bowser Battle

Mario must battle Bowser on the ground, in the air, and undead in this little timekiller of a game. Could have been better, boulc have been worse. [30]

WarioWare: Mou$e Workz

Another Toodles Team wonderboy. Ten uproarious minigames.

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Toad Strikes Back

The greatest fangame ever.

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Yoshiland

For those of you who loved gobbling Goombas in SMW, this is your chances to control ONLY Yoshi and gobble a smorgasbord.

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Console CLassix

The greatest ROM emulator ever. This incredible program lets you play over 600 NES games for free, as well as about 500 Atari 260 and Colecovision games. And for only five dollars a month, you can play SNES, GB, GBC, Sega games, and more. And when I say more, I mean MORE. However, I'm so lazy, I haven't added most of the links yet. But don't despair, they'll be here soon.

Click here to download this awesome program!

See!

Hacked sites and more!

Hacked Sites

"Moogoogle" by myself

"Super Mario Wiki has a problem" by myself

"WTFki Forum" by Smiddle

LOLcats

Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.

Worth1000 Galeries

Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries.

Were There Always This Many?

More than usual! As I always say, four heads are better than one. [34]

Good Clothes Gone Bad

Shirts, jackets, and underwear... with teeth, jaws and claws.

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Alien Nation

There are aliens amongst us! Time to remarket product propoganda.

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Alternate Explanations

Well, darling, the Earth is a big egg, laid by a chicken a bazillion years ago...

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Alternate Sports

When you just can't fnd a ball.

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Scramblenatomy

When you tell people to talk to the hand, these people take it literally.

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Animal Dayjobs

What you pets do when you're at work.

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Animal Disguises

There's a mantis among us. And a parakeet. And a chipmunk. And more.

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Anitech

Animals put to work in the Flinstones way.

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Apple Everything

Introducing. The iRaquet. The iPotty. And the iCar. Not to mention the iMnotlistening.

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Video Games Are For Real

How about a rousing game of Pong-Pong?

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Bad Ads

When you DON'T want people to buy your product.

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Beyond The Canvas

What's just beyond the frame.

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Crazy Billboards

These can be a real distraction when driving.

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Bizarre Attractions

What you never want to ride.

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Wierd Traditions

Want some Frog Nog, anyone?

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Fantastic Elastic

Making everything stretchy.

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Poison Ivy

When Roundup just isn't good enough.

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You Are what you Eat

NEVER eat your vegetable.

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Career Move

Guess.

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Coolest Toy Ever

What you wish they had when you were a kid. [54]

CRAPple

More shlucky Apple byproducts.

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Demotivationals

If it ain't brok, break it.

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ENGRISH THIS WORD OF EXPRESSION BEING

Much happiness is unearthed with these happy musings!

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Exaggerations

I'm serious! It was THIS BIG!

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Faked Wealth

When fake pearls aren't good enough.

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Impossibly Strong

Arnold Schwarzchenagger, eat your heart out.

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Final Photos

When you have a camera at just the right time. Or the wrong time.

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Flinstone Tech

Where's the ASPCA when you need it?

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Fudge 'n Sprinkles

TOPPINGS ON EVERYTHING!

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Funny Signs

WELL?

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Dr. Suess

The Cat in the Hat is way, way back.

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Geek Stuff

What we need more of.

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GIANT ROBOTS ATTACK

No duh.

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Handyman

Proving again that anthing can be fixed with duct tape.

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Hello Kitty

Cat everything.

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How to Hide an Elephant

Hilariously funny.

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If the Amish Ruled

Come, John Doe, we're building a mall complex today.

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If Cowboys Ruled

Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.

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If Geniuses Ruled

Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.

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If Hackers Ruled

Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.

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If Cartoons Were Real

Yukon Ho!

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If Inanimate Objects Ruled

Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.

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Phobias

Heebie-jeebies galore.

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Mac vs. PC

LULZ galore.

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MONSTER ATTACK

Blown-up animals attack.

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Nautical Inasnity

Boat everything.

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Real Pokemon

The nerd's dream.

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Quitting Time

Nothing to lose...

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Cartoon Reality

BOING!

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Rejected Transformers

I transform into a toilet! For hamsters!

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Stupid Technology

Totally classic.

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SUPAH Stunts

Duun duun DA DUUUN....

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Superhero Dayjobs

What they do when they're not saving the world. [87]

Technology vs. Humans

All our base is belong to them.

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Terror Plan B

What the 9/11 guys planned just in case.

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Turf in the Way

When good sports go bad.

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Far Side Tributes

Your favorite Far Sides in living color.

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Unsung Vending Machines

Thins you'll never see... or need.

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Vintage Ads

The GBASP: Better than a bedtime story.

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Wishful Thinking

If only... if only...

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You don't see THAT every day

See what again?

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ZIPPIT

Zippers for everyone!

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Watch!

Sit and watch in awe, couch potato.

Mugen

Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario.

Marvin the Martian vs. Mario

You have sealed your fate, Marvin. Mario trashes Marvin in this hilarious video.

Homer Simpson vs. Mario

Enough said.

Link and Mario vs. Venom and Spiderman

Venom and Spiderman have always been my favorite Marvel characters.

Carnage and Venom vs. Luigi and Mario

The Mario Bros. bloodily (yes, BLOODILY) tear apart Venom and Carnage in this psycho battle.

Carnage and Venom vs. Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedehog, on a NSMB stage, with Jet Set Radio music?!

The header says it all.

Looney Tunes

The Wabbit Season/Duck Season Trilogy

You cannot POSSIBLY call yourself a Looney Tunes fan without seeing these three classics. Fear not! They are all handily contained on my page.

Wabbit Seasoning

Wabbit Fire

Duck, Rabbit, Duck

Ain't That Ducky

A rather early Daffy Duck cartoon that has Daffy Duck and a hapless hunter pitting their wits against a small, loudmouth duck gaurding a mysterious secret concealed in a briefcase.

Ali Baba Bunny

Daffy's greediness gets the best of him when he and Bugs journey to Pismo Beach, miss that left turn at Alberquerque, and end up in a setting straight out of Arabian Nights. (This cartoon is intersting because I, as a matter of fact, live half an hour fom Pismo Beach myself).

Dripalong Daffy

Daffy "Dripalong" Duck and his side-kick-pal-deputy-comic relief arrive to "clean up' an old western town whose cemetery contains over 40,000 dead sheriffs.

The Ducksters

Daffy Duck hijacks Porky Pig into being a contestant on his decidedly psycho game show. One of the funniest ever.

Porky's Hare Hunt

Bugs Bunny's first appearence, in which he terrorizes a very early Porky Pig and his hunting dog. Very interesting, especially Bugs's early laugh. HEE haa HOO he ha ha ha HOO!

Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur

An extremely early non-antomorphic Daffy terorizes a caveman and his dinosaur companion. The jokes aren't all that funny, but Daffy's voice sure is.

Scaredy Cat

Porky Pig buys an old house in the middle of nowhere and moves in with Sylvester, his pet. What he doesn't know is that the houe is inhabited by homicdal mice who murdered the former owner, and Sylvester is the only one who notices them.

Sylvester is still in the very early stages here; he doesn't even talk yet, which makes for interesting situations when trying to point out homicidal mice. This is also the first in a series of wonderful "Pantomime Horror" cartoons. The others are floating around on the internet, but it'll take a lot of work to find them (The others are "Claws for Alarm" and "Jumping Jupiter".

Ballot Box Bunny

Yosemite Sam v. Bugs Bunny. Enough said.

Falling Hare

An early WWII Bugs faces off against a muderous Gremlin who gets the best of him. Again and again and again. One of my favorites.

Highdiving Hare

Yosemite Sam's favorite theater act gets cancelled and he forces Bugs Bunny, the act announcer, to take his place. Unfortunately for Bugs, the act involves diving 400 feet into a tub of water.

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Captain Hareblower

Pirate Sam and Captain Bunny engage in an enaging battle on the high seas.

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Beanstalk Bunny

Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd warp the story of Jack and the Beanstalk beyond repair.

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Big Top Bunny

Bugs Bunny steals the spotlight at a circus and the former star, an acrobatic bear, plots to get it back.

Haredevil Hare

Bugs Bunny is forced into a moon trip and witnesses the first appearence of Marvin the Martian. AND K-9. AND The Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

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The Hasty Hare

Marvin the Martian and K-9 return to Earth to bag an Earth specimen and have the misfortune of hijacking Bugs Bunny.

Marvin: "You make me angry. *pant pant pant* VERY angry. *pant pant* VERY ANGRY."

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Hare-Way to the Stars

Once again, Marvin the Martian's plane to blow up the Earth with the Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is foiled by Bugs Bunny, who unknowlingly hitched a ride on a space shuttle.

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Daffy Duck Slept Here

Porky Pig has the bad luck to find that the only hotel room availible in the whole city has him rooming with Daffy Duck.

A Tale of Two Kitties

One of the first appearences of Tweety Bird, this WWII cartoon has him pitting wits against two puddy-tats who are very, very hungry.

"Aw-waid! Aw-waid! TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!

Tweety's Circus

Just another normal Tweety vs. Sylvester cartoon.

Duck Dogers in the 24th and 1/2 Century

A true classic. Watch it now.

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Duck Dogers in the Return of the 24th and 1/2 Century

The sequel to the above. Not as good as the original.

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Hillbilly Hare

Bugs takes a vacation in the Ozarks and starts a feud between him and two redneck brothers.

Water, Water Every Hare

A mad scientist kidnaps Bugs to use his brain in his robot. Bugs escapes, Gossamer the Big Red Monster is turned loose, and hilarity ensues.

Duck Amuck

I've saved the best for last; this is by far the greatest cartoon ever. Daffy Duck is drawn without a voice, as a four-legged, flower-headed screwball, is cloned, is put without scenery and more by an evil pencil-wielding mystery cartoonist.

Listen!

Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks.

See More!

Link to my favorite websites!

MarioWiki Forum: You know what.

vgCats: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies, crosses over into the realm of highly innapropriate fairly often. Children under 14 should not read.

X-Entertainment: As with VGCats, this site also should not be read by younger children. The owner, Matt Carracappa, uses the F-, S-, D- and H- words an average of twenty times each article. There are also quite a few refences to sex, alcohol, tobacco and the like. However, once you look over that, this is a geniunely funny look into the pop-culture heart of America, from 1975 to 2007. Cheers.

Snopes: This website crashes, bashes, and smashes urban myths, from the "Rat-Fried Chicken" to "Woman Boiled Alive by Suntan Booth".

YTMND: Short for "You're the Man Now, Dog" this site features music, wonky pics, and stupid GIFs made by a large fanbase of nerds.

I Love Meow: Random LOLcats galore.

TSR: The Spriter's Resource has all the sprites you like, plus a lot you don't.

Mario Fan Games Galaxy: Custom sprites and fangames, oh my! A grand fansite must-visit.

Random Junk

All the junk that wouldn't fit anywhere else.

Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun

THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!

The Goomba sat speechless, as speechless as a Goomba could be, if it could talk. Then it turned and waddled away. Xzelion walked through Pipe Plaza. He heard ‘Templates! Fresh Templates made to order!” issuing out from one of the stalls. It was a sultry day, so Xzelion took his sweater off. Suddenly, a user grabbed him. “Take care! I am a friend!” He pulled Xzelion into a small stall. Xzelion looked about. He was in the Proposal Area, and people were looking at Proposals posted. The user that had pulled Xzelion in told him to go behind the counter and wait for him. The user then went through a side door.

Suddenly, two sysops burst in. “Where are the trolls?” they demanded. Immediately all the users in the area scattered. Xzelion was about to scatter too, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was not the user he had met, but a female user. “Here!” she whispered. “Take this Goomba and race out the back door!” Xzelion did as he was told, holding the Goomba. He went out the door and found himself in a cool alley. He put his sweater back on and put the Goomba down. The Goomba sat speechless, as speechless as a Goomba could be, if it could talk. Then it turned and waddled away. Xzelion walked through Pipe Plaza. He heard ‘Templates! Fresh Templates made to order!” issuing out from one of the stalls. It was a sultry day, so Xzelion took his sweater off…

If Computer Companies Made Toasters

If IBM made toasters ... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.

If Microsoft made toasters ... Everytime you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'95 would weigh 15,000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that lets you control how light or dark you wanted your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.

If Apple made toasters... It would do everything Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.

If Fisher-Price made toasters ... "Baby's First Toaster" would have a hand-crank that you turn to toast the bread that pops up like a Jack-in-the-box.

If The Rand Corporation made toasters ... It would be a large, perfectly smooth and seamless black cube. Every morning there would be a piece of toast on top of it. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and the blueprints for the box would be highly classified government documents. The X-Files would have an episode about it.

If the NSA made toasters ... Your toaster would have a secret trapdoor that only the NSA could access in case they needed to get at your toast for reasons of national security.

Does Digital (formerly DEC) still make toasters ... They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters ... They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.

If Sony made toasters ... Their "Personal Toasting Device", which would be barely larger than the single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can be conveniently attached to