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The articles were mainly there to provide players with hints and cheats, but it also divulged apparent facts about [[Wario]] and [[Waluigi]]. The following are some claims found in the articles (originally written in Wario's first-person perspective): | The articles were mainly there to provide players with hints and cheats, but it also divulged apparent facts about [[Wario]] and [[Waluigi]]. The following are some claims found in the articles (originally written in Wario's first-person perspective): | ||
*[[List of | *[[List of implied characters#Wario's mother|Wario's Mother]] used to say "You can never have enough cash." Wario later wedged her inside her kitchen bin and pilfered all her money. | ||
*Wario sends Waluigi on errands to steal new cheats/codes/hints straight from the Nintendo HQ. | *Wario sends Waluigi on errands to steal new cheats/codes/hints straight from the Nintendo HQ. | ||
*Apparently Wario and Waluigi do hang out with [[Mario]] - Wario says "Waluigi almost blabbed the whole deal to Mario". | *Apparently Wario and Waluigi do hang out with [[Mario]] - Wario says "Waluigi almost blabbed the whole deal to Mario". | ||
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*Wario illegally held a monkey, who proceeded to attack the mailman and knock over all shelves. | *Wario illegally held a monkey, who proceeded to attack the mailman and knock over all shelves. | ||
*Wario is saving for a home cinema system. | *Wario is saving for a home cinema system. | ||
*Wario had a hamster named [[ | *Wario had a hamster named [[List of implied characters#Fluffy|Fluffy]], who died in 1986. | ||
*Wario plays MMORPGs. | *Wario plays MMORPGs. | ||
*Wario likes rhubarb crumble. | *Wario likes rhubarb crumble. | ||
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*Wario calls Mario "Facial hair disaster Mario", and [[Donkey Kong]] "Donkey 'Too-much-toothpaste' Kong". | *Wario calls Mario "Facial hair disaster Mario", and [[Donkey Kong]] "Donkey 'Too-much-toothpaste' Kong". | ||
*Wario prefers using a thermal printer for his computer, "none of that laser rubbish". | *Wario prefers using a thermal printer for his computer, "none of that laser rubbish". | ||
*Wario once sent Waluigi out to buy 500,000 dancing [[Elvis]] car ornaments, believing that in 50 years, they will make him a millionaire. | *Wario once sent Waluigi out to buy 500,000 dancing [[Elvis Presley|Elvis]] car ornaments, believing that in 50 years, they will make him a millionaire. | ||
*Wario once wanted a week of peace and quiet. Waluigi bought two cheap travel tickets to a "desert island". It actually turned out to be the island in the middle of a boating lake. The " | *Wario once wanted a week of peace and quiet. Waluigi bought two cheap travel tickets to a "desert island". It actually turned out to be the island in the middle of a boating lake. The "hotel" was a shed, and was overrun with ducks. He ate duck soup every day to get through the week. | ||
*Wario hates "Mario's ugly touch screen background" in ''[[New Super Mario Bros]]''. | *Wario hates "Mario's ugly touch screen background" in ''[[New Super Mario Bros]]''. | ||
*Wario ceaselessly tries to make Waluigi more intelligent and usually fails. | *Wario ceaselessly tries to make Waluigi more intelligent and usually fails. | ||
*Wario once entered Waluigi in a beauty competition, which turned out to be a dog show. | *Wario once entered Waluigi in a beauty competition, which turned out to be a dog show. | ||
*Wario refers to Waluigi as his brother. Nevertheless, he still regularly beats him up for making stupid mistakes. | *Wario refers to Waluigi as his brother. Nevertheless, he still regularly beats him up for making stupid mistakes. | ||
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[[Category:Magazines]] | [[Category:Magazines]] |