Waluigi Freak 99

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-<span style="font-family:Kristen ITC; color:black;">Hello there!  I'm Waluigi Freak 99, your better in all of the arena battles.  I'm generally not the most active member here, but I try to help out where I can.  I am extremely funny, smart, tough, suave, and attractive. Michael Jackson secretly envies me.
+<span style="font-family:Kristen ITC; color:black;">Hello!  I'm Waluigi Freak 99, [[Waluigi|Waluigi's]] biggest fan.  I'm generally not the most active member here, but I try to help out where I can.  I am extremely funny, smart, tough, suave, and attractive.  Michael Jackson secretly envies me.
-<BR><BR>
+==Basic Info about Me==
+* '''Name:'''<nowiki>        Sam</nowiki>
+* '''Gender:'''<nowiki>      Male</nowiki>
+* '''Birthday:'''<nowiki>    12/25/1992</nowiki>
+* '''Age:'''<nowiki>         14</nowiki>
+* '''Country:'''<nowiki>     USA</nowiki>
+* '''Location:'''<nowiki>    Florida</nowiki>
+* '''Ethnicity:'''<nowiki>   White</nowiki>
+* '''Religion:'''<nowiki>    Christian</nowiki>
+* '''Interests:'''<nowiki>   Reading, Writing, ''Adventures in Odyssey''</nowiki>
+* '''Hair:'''<nowiki>        Brown</nowiki>
+* '''Eyes:'''<nowiki>        Blue</nowiki>
+* '''Usual Dress:'''<nowiki> T-shirt, Shorts, Glasses, Sandals</nowiki>
+* '''IQ:'''<nowiki>          124</nowiki>
+==Hobbies==
+I possess a profound love of reading.  My favorite genre, the supernatural thriller, is dominated by my two favorite authors: Frank Peretti and Ted Dekker.  Aside from these kinds of novels, I also am interested in gamebooks, especially the successful "Choose Your Own Adventure" series.
+I've also tried my hand at writing.  I've written a few post-modernist short stories, some poetry, and am toying around with ideas for a horror novella and an interactive story.
+I'm obsessed with a great radio drama called ''Adventures in Odyssey''.  I'm pretty sure you haven't heard of it, and if you have, you probably don't like it that well.  Trust me, it's great.  There is an embarrassing spin-off video series that reflects poorly on the radio show, but if you give it a listen, you'll probably like it.  There are several genuine gold episodes.  I'd suggest that you pick up the ''Adventures in Odyssey'' platinum collection, a twelve compact disc set showcasing the show's twenty years and 600+ episodes up to date.
+My other interests are generally not what one would refer to as "normal".  I keep a collection of business cards, for one thing, and love reading parenting books, despite the fact that I'm a teenager.  My other, less eccentric, interests include floor hockey and the piano.
 ==Favorites==
+===Novels===
+* ''Life's Lottery'' by Kim Newman
+* ''Skin'' by Ted Dekker
+* ''The Visitation'' by Frank Peretti
+* ''Paid in Blood'' by Mel Odom
 ===TV Shows===
 * ''CSI: Crime Scene Investigation''
 * ''CSI: Miami''
 * ''CSI: New York''
-===Books===
-* ''Skin''
-* ''Paid in Blood''
-* ''Life's Lottery''
-* ''The Visitation''
 ===Video Games===
-* ''Mario Kart: DS''
-* ''Super Mario Strikers''
-* ''New Super Mario Bros.''
 * ''Super Smash Bros. Melee''
-* ''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''
+* ''Mario Kart DS''
+* ''New! Super Mario Bros.''
 ===Movies===
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 * ''The Passion of the Christ''
-==The Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre==
+==Other Sites I'm On==
-Welcome to the Waluigi Freak 99 Theatre!  Sit back and enjoy a few stories starring Mario and his pals, and even send in your reviews of the productions.   Without further to do . . .
+* [http://www.animalcrossingcommunity.com/user_profile.asp?UserID=60750 Animal Crossing Community]
+* [http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Waluigi_Freak_99 My Homepage]</span>
-===Murder for Hire===
-One day, [[Waluigi]] was on the run from the cops, he ran into [[Princess Daisy]].  After losing the man by cleverly running down a back alley, Waluigi began hitting on Daisy.  Apparently, his pick-up lines worked (or she was under the influence of some kind of narcotic), because they agreed to have a date that afternoon.  She challenged Waluigi to a baseball game.
-[[Image:Uptobat.PNG|left|150px|thumb|Waluigi and Daisy's baseball date.  No, Petey Piranha isn't there.]]  Waluigi charged up a special [[Liar Ball]] pitch.  He took a baseball and a [[Whiskered Eggplant]] and threw them at Daisy.  Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out.  The eggplant met with the bat with a ''SPLAT!'' and landed on the ground.  Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up.  What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches!  Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls.  She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.
-[[Image:Mariohammer.jpg|right|100px]]
-She looked up a hit man in the Yellow Pages and found a person who would do the job.  She called him and arranged a meeting in a back alley in [[Rougeport]].  She was shocked to find that the hit man was . . . [[Mario]]!  Pulling out his trusty [[Hammer|hammer]], he asked her who he was assigned to.
-Mario walked up to Waluigi's door and knocked on it three times, good and hard.  Waluigi, who was in the middle of a bath, sighed, got out, and opened the door in his towel.  Mario didn't even give Waluigi a chance to fight back.  He smashed Waluigi with his hammer and left.  The deed was done.
-====Reviews====
-Simply drop your reviews off at my talk page and I'll post them here!
-[[User:Plumber|Plumber's]] Rating: 9/10 stars<br>
-[[User:HK-47|HK-47's]] Rating: 9/10 stars<br>
-Overall Rating: 9/10 stars