Mario

|style="background:#afa"|'''Age'''||style="width:17em"|28

Wario tries to turn on all appliances so refrigerators fall on him, ovens hurl charcoal on his clothes, toasters mysteriously detach themselves, their prongs are face-up when he walks near the toaster; the toilet is backed up, the sinks spit rusty water all over his money, the blender tips over and spills, and the stovetop never turns on, but explodes when Wario tries farting on it to start it. The shower head is twisted at impossible angles, causing the water to spill out at random angles and intervals. His malfunctioning smoke detector, right outside his bedroom is beeping constantly and dripping something mysterious out of it, even with fresh batteries. Wario's debit card is rejected because Wario maxxed out all his credit cards (all with high APRs and annual fees). Wario's mobile phone restarts at random intervals and takes 30 minutes to boot, and Twitter especially drains his batteries even though that's the only site he goes on, and he is too lazy to close his 268 and counting tabs. Wario's internet provider is Xfinity, and his cables are twisted too, making it impossible for him to deal with the constant power surges the electrical outlets experience. The TV airs only recent Family Guy episodes and infomercials.