King Dark Bowser

Joined June 6, 2014
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Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok. (Makes girl-like face) May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take your- Squidward: (Claps hand over Patrick's mouth) Alright I've heard enough. You got the job.
Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok. (Makes girl-like face) May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take your- Squidward: (Claps hand over Patrick's mouth) Alright I've heard enough. You got the job.


Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It will cushion your fall! SpongeBob: (Takes off pants) Like this? Patrick: NO YOUR OTHER BOTTOM! Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not unil four.
Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It will cushion your fall! SpongeBob: (Takes off pants) Like this? Patrick: NO YOUR OTHER BOTTOM! Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not unil four. (SpongeBob hits the ground, breaking his butt.) Sandy: ooh, that's gotta hurt. Patrick: DO IT AGAIN I WASN'T LOOKING!


Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. Patrick: And that's when I punch him, right? Sandy:.....
Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. Patrick: And that's when I punch him, right? Sandy:.....