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===Weeping Pokey=== | ===Weeping Pokey=== | ||
{{quote2|<big>WAAAAAAAH!</big> I, Weeping [[Pokey]], guard this 51st gate! Soon you will know the sadness of defeat! And I, Weeping Pokey, will know the empty sadness of victory! And I will cry vigorously! And you will see me cry and laugh at me...and your laugh enrages me! Now we fight!|Weeping Pokey|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|tattle=That's Weeping Pokey, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys power walking through the park early every morning… | |tattle=That's Weeping Pokey, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys power walking through the park early every morning… | ||
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He is | The guardian of the 51st gate. He is a refrence to [[Pokey]]s, an enemy that debuted in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''. Every morning, he likes to power-walk through the park. | ||
===Hammer Uncle=== | ===Hammer Uncle=== | ||
{{quote2|Interloper, you have come to the 52nd gate! And I, [[Hammer Bro|Hammer Uncle]], guard it! When you are below, I lurk above! Leap above, and I plunge below! Like [[hammer]]s from the sky, my blows will rain upon you! I am the hammer of justice! SMASH!|Hammer Uncle|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|tattle=That's Hammer Uncle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… After work, he enjoys a long, relaxing soak in a hot bath… | |tattle=That's Hammer Uncle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… After work, he enjoys a long, relaxing soak in a hot bath… | ||
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His name is a reference to [[Hammer Bro]]. | The guardian of the 52nd gate. His name is a reference to [[Hammer Bro]]s. He loves to enjoy a very long bath after his work shift. | ||
===Squatting Toad=== | ===Squatting Toad=== | ||
{{quote2|Look upon Squatting [[Toad (species)|Toad]]! The 53rd gate is my ward! My strength has no rival! I lift with my legs, and never with my lower back! Never! Prepare for squatting!|Squatting Toad|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|tattle=That's Squatting Toad, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He threw his back out several years ago and was out for the season… | |tattle=That's Squatting Toad, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He threw his back out several years ago and was out for the season… | ||
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His name references [[Toad (species)|Toads]]. It is unclear where the "Squatting" part comes from, though it may refer to the [[Crouch|move]] used to execute the [[Charge jump|Power Squat Jump]] in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''. His name is similar to Squatting Birdo. | The guardian of the 53rd gate. His name references [[Toad (species)|Toads]]. It is unclear where the "Squatting" part comes from, though it may refer to the [[Crouch|move]] used to execute the [[Charge jump|Power Squat Jump]] in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''. His name is similar to Squatting Birdo. Several years ago before the events of ''Super Paper Mario'', he was brought out of the season due to back pain. | ||
===Ageless Goomba=== | ===Ageless Goomba=== | ||
{{quote2|Welcome to you... You have come upon Ageless Goomba... Guardian of the 54th gate. Time casts no shadow on me. [[Mario's Shoe|Stomping boot]] and [[Fire Flower|flaming flower]] hold no fear, either! You will learn to fear my relentless perambulation! <big>GOOMBAAA!</big>|Ageless Goomba|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|tattle=That's Ageless Goomba, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Sometimes, he drifts off into deep contemplation mid-conversation… | |tattle=That's Ageless Goomba, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Sometimes, he drifts off into deep contemplation mid-conversation… | ||
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This green Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the fact that [[Goomba]]s always reappear, game after game. | The guardian of the 54th gate. This green Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the fact that [[Goomba]]s always reappear, game after game. Sometimes, he gets distracted during conversations due to his deep thinking. | ||
===The Negative One=== | ===The Negative One=== | ||
{{quote2|It is about time you arrive! As usual I am forced to wait! Such is my life! I am The [[Minus World|Negative One]], guard of the 55th gate and warrior who fate laughs at! My life is misfortune! My wishes always perish! And so someone must pay! <big>IT IS YOU!</big>|The Negative One|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
{{Sammerguy | {{Sammerguy | ||
|name=The Negative One | |name=The Negative One | ||
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|tattle=That's The Negative One, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His apartment is filled with stuffed animals. Some of them even talk… | |tattle=That's The Negative One, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His apartment is filled with stuffed animals. Some of them even talk… | ||
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The Negative One's name is reference to the [[Minus World]] glitch in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' He is portrayed as a pessimist. | The guardian of the 55th gate. The Negative One's name is reference to the [[Minus World]] glitch in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' He is portrayed as a pessimist. His apartment is full of stuffed animals, with some of them talking. | ||
===Bob the Silent Blade=== | ===Bob the Silent Blade=== | ||
{{quote2|I am Bob the Silent Blade, guardian of the 56th gate, gentle assassin... Blades are usually loud, noisy instruments. But I wield them quietly and discreetly. Now you will go silently... I SAID SILENCE!|Bob the Silent Blade|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Bob the Silent Blade | |name=Bob the Silent Blade | ||
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|tattle=That's Bob the Silent Blade, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… As silent as he is on the job, he moonlights as an opera tenor... | |tattle=That's Bob the Silent Blade, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… As silent as he is on the job, he moonlights as an opera tenor... | ||
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His name evokes Silent Bob from the famous movie duo, {{wp|Jay and Silent Bob}}. | The guardian of the 56th gate. His name evokes Silent Bob from the famous movie duo, {{wp|Jay and Silent Bob}}. He is usually quiet on the job, and has a secondary job as an opera tenor. | ||
===Piranha Root=== | ===Piranha Root=== | ||
{{quote2|From below, from above, from the innocent pipe... I strike! I am the guard of the 57th gate, [[Piranha Plant|Piranha Root]]! I grow in power beneath your feet! My mighty foot chomping shall utterly unnerve you! Victory will be mine! And now I bite!|Piranha Root|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Piranha Root | |name=Piranha Root | ||
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|tattle=That's Piranha Root, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He has an enormous garden at home, but it's completely overrun with weeds… | |tattle=That's Piranha Root, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He has an enormous garden at home, but it's completely overrun with weeds… | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Piranha Plant]]s' roots. | The guardian of the 57th gate. His name is a pun on [[Piranha Plant]]s' roots. He owns a giant garden at his house, which is completely taken over by weeds. | ||
===Over the Flagpole=== | ===Over the Flagpole=== | ||
{{quote2|Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-do! Before the 58th gate lies me! I am known far and wide as Over the [[Goal Pole|Flagpole]]! Many have tried, but none can claim to have leapt me! And so, another comes... Now...LEAP TO BATTLE!|Over the Flagpole|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Over the Flagpole | |name=Over the Flagpole | ||
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|tattle=That's Over the Flagpole, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… At the beginning of each day, all of the Sammer Guys turn and salute him… | |tattle=That's Over the Flagpole, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… At the beginning of each day, all of the Sammer Guys turn and salute him… | ||
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His name comes from the [[Goal Pole]] at the end of every non-castle level in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]''. A famous glitch involved players jumping over the flagpole, which is referred to in Over the Flagpole's speech. | The guardian of the 58th gate. His name comes from the [[Goal Pole]] at the end of every non-castle level in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]''. A [[List of Super Mario Bros. glitches#Over the Flagpole|famous glitch]] involved players jumping over the flagpole, which is referred to in Over the Flagpole's speech. He is saluted by other Sammer Guys at the start of each day. | ||
===Cheep Chop=== | ===Cheep Chop=== | ||
{{quote2|Kee-yow! I am [[Cheep Chomp|Cheep Chop]]! My horn gleams in defense of this, the 59th gate! ...Say, look over there. I will not chop you in the back. Really. I won't. You... You are not looking. You think I will chop you in the back. Or the neck. How dare you suggest such a thing! You dishonor me! I chop you now!|Cheep Chop|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Cheep Chop | |name=Cheep Chop | ||
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|tattle=That's Cheep Chop, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He learned all of his best moves from comic books… | |tattle=That's Cheep Chop, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He learned all of his best moves from comic books… | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Cheep Chomp]] and a classic martial arts move. He learned all his moves from looking at comic books, a reference to the {{wp|kung-fu}} craze that swept the U.S. during the early 1970's. | The guardian of the 59th gate. His name is a pun on [[Cheep Chomp]] and a classic martial arts move. He learned all his moves from looking at comic books, a reference to the {{wp|kung-fu}} craze that swept the U.S. during the early 1970's. | ||
===Raging Blargg=== | ===Raging Blargg=== | ||
{{quote2|You arrive the 60th gate... only to find it guarded by ME, Raging [[Blargg]]! ...My name amuses you?! That enrages me! BLARGG!|Raging Blargg|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|tattle=That's Raging Blargg, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves souvenirs, and buys them every time he goes on a trip… | |tattle=That's Raging Blargg, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves souvenirs, and buys them every time he goes on a trip… | ||
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His name is a reference to [[Blargg]]s. | The guardian of the 60th gate. His name is a reference to [[Blargg]]s. He buys souvenirs every time he goes on a trip. | ||
===Sleeping Turnip=== | ===Sleeping Turnip=== | ||
{{quote2|Hm. You disturb my rest. You have awakened the guard of the 61st gate. I am known as Sleeping [[Vegetable|Turnip]]. Soon you will sleep. And in that sleep, you will dream of defeat at my hands. And you will wake form that dream to find it was real. SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!|Sleeping Turnip|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Sleeping Turnip | |name=Sleeping Turnip | ||
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|tattle=That's Sleeping Turnip, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Sleeping Turnip needs to buy an alarm clock and not be late to work… | |tattle=That's Sleeping Turnip, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Sleeping Turnip needs to buy an alarm clock and not be late to work… | ||
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His name comes from the [[Vegetable]]s in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'', some of which appear to be sleeping. | The guardian of the 61st gate. His name comes from the [[Vegetable]]s in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'', some of which appear to be sleeping. He doesn't get very much sleep, making him often late for work. [[Tiptron]] comments in his tattle that he should consider buying an alarm clock. | ||
===Way of the Blooper=== | ===Way of the Blooper=== | ||
{{quote2|Bloop... The guard of the 62nd gate will soon sink you! I am Way of the [[Blooper]]! I lurch up! I swoop down! And then I lunge forth! Your screams are but bubbles! You drown beneath my fists! <big>BLOOOOOP!</big>|Way of the Blooper|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Way of the Blooper | |name=Way of the Blooper | ||
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|tattle=That's Way of the Blooper, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He was stand-up comedian, but his act was too surreal and scared audiences… | |tattle=That's Way of the Blooper, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He was stand-up comedian, but his act was too surreal and scared audiences… | ||
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His name refers to the common enemy, [[Blooper]]. When defeated, he wants to change his name to "Way of the Loser." | The guardian of the 62nd gate. His name refers to the common enemy, [[Blooper]]. When defeated, he wants to change his name to "Way of the Loser." He used to be a stand-up comedian before the events of ''Super Paper Mario'', but his act was deemed uncanny and frightened the audience. | ||
===Phanto Grin=== | ===Phanto Grin=== | ||
{{quote2|AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am [[Phanto]] Grin! I guard the 63rd gate! My face is stoic, but my weapons find you amusing! They laugh at your insolence! But I do not! Awaken my wrath, impudent warrior, and I will be upon you! My anger awakens...and it, too, is grinning!|Phanto Grin|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Phanto Grin | |name=Phanto Grin | ||
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|tattle=That's Phanto Grin, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves to play as himself in ''[[List of implied entertainment#Duel of 100: The Home Edition|Duel of 100: The Home Edition]]''… | |tattle=That's Phanto Grin, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves to play as himself in ''[[List of implied entertainment#Duel of 100: The Home Edition|Duel of 100: The Home Edition]]''… | ||
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His name comes from [[Phanto]]s and the grin they gained in ''Super Mario Bros. 2''. | The guardian of the 63rd gate. His name comes from [[Phanto]]s and the grin they gained in ''Super Mario Bros. 2''. When he plays ''Duel of 100: The Home Edition'', he chooses himself as his playable character. | ||
===Invisible Brock=== | ===Invisible Brock=== | ||
{{quote2|Oh! You have found me! I am known as [[Hidden Block|Invisible Brock]]! The guard of the 64th gate! You leap, but above you, where nothing appears, something springs to life! So does the confounding style of Invisible Brock cloud the senses! Now that you are aware of me, however, we must fight... AND FIGHT WE WILL!|Invisible Brock|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Invisible Brock | |name=Invisible Brock | ||
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|tattle=That's Invisible Brock, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys collecting rare shells and arranging them on his bookshelf… | |tattle=That's Invisible Brock, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys collecting rare shells and arranging them on his bookshelf… | ||
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His name refers to [[Hidden Block]]s. | The guardian of the 64th gate. His name refers to [[Hidden Block]]s. He loves to find rare shells and store them in his bookshelf. | ||
===Chomp of Eternity=== | ===Chomp of Eternity=== | ||
{{quote2|Here, at the 65th gate, your path ends...for it is guarded me, [[Chain Chomp|Chomp]] of Eternity! I cast aside my iron chain! It restrains me no longer! I will nibble on you forever! My head is hard as bedrock! My teeth, sharp as winter's dying breath! Are you ready for me? <big>CHOMP!</big>|Chomp of Eternity|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Chomp of Eternity | |name=Chomp of Eternity | ||
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|tattle=That's Chomp of Eternity, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He insists on making loud chomping sounds when he eats around other people… | |tattle=That's Chomp of Eternity, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He insists on making loud chomping sounds when he eats around other people… | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Chain Chomp]]. | The guardian of the 65th gate. His name is a pun on [[Chain Chomp]]. Whenever he eats around other people, he makes loud chomping sounds. | ||
===Monty Who Waits=== | ===Monty Who Waits=== | ||
{{quote2|I leap at you from nowhere! So my attacks shall come! You heedlessly run ahead, unaware of the dangers that crouch beneath your feet! But I, [[Monty Mole|Monty]] Who Waits, protector of the 66th gate, shall slow you down!|Monty Who Waits|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Monty Who Waits | |name=Monty Who Waits | ||
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|tattle=That's Monty Who Waits, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He's a real hypocrite. He gets furious when he has to wait around for people… | |tattle=That's Monty Who Waits, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He's a real hypocrite. He gets furious when he has to wait around for people… | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Monty Mole]]. It references the fact that Monty Moles only pop up from the ground to attack once the player comes near. | The guardian of the 66th gate. His name is a pun on [[Monty Mole]]. It references the fact that Monty Moles only pop up from the ground to attack once the player comes near. He has a hypocritical and impatient personality and doesn't like when he has to wait for other people. | ||
===Mustard of Doom=== | ===Mustard of Doom=== | ||
{{quote2|I am Mustard of Doom! Soon you will know I have the guarding of the 67th gate! Your face is nonsense! It is like a sad doodle drawn by a person who is ugly! And now it will have the punishment doled upon it! [[Fawful|MY SWORD HAS FURY]]!|Mustard of Doom|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Mustard of Doom | |name=Mustard of Doom | ||
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|tattle=That's Mustard of Doom, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He likes his food unbearably spicy… | |tattle=That's Mustard of Doom, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He likes his food unbearably spicy… | ||
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This Sammer Guy's name is an allusion to [[Fawful]], who frequently mentions "Mustard Of Doom". Before battle he says his sword "has fury", and upon losing he says he "had fury", referencing another well-known Fawful quote. If the player were to say his last words, "Be off, awful person", it may sound like "Be a Fawful person". | The guardian of the 67th gate. This Sammer Guy's name is an allusion to [[Fawful]], who frequently mentions "Mustard Of Doom". Before battle he says his sword "has fury", and upon losing he says he "had fury", referencing another well-known Fawful quote. If the player were to say his last words, "Be off, awful person", it may sound like "Be a Fawful person". He likes his food to be extremely spicy. | ||
===Peanut-Butter Pider=== | ===Peanut-Butter Pider=== | ||
{{quote2|You arrive at the 68th gate, stuck in the web of Peanut-Butter [[Pider]]... My hands are a creamy flurry. My kicks pack explosive chunk. This stage is my cracker... NOW I SPREAD YOU THIN!|Peanut-Butter Pider|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Peanut-Butter Pider | |name=Peanut-Butter Pider | ||
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|tattle=That's Peanut-Butter Pider, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He insists on using his sword to spread all of his condiments… | |tattle=That's Peanut-Butter Pider, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He insists on using his sword to spread all of his condiments… | ||
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His name references [[Pider]]s. He thinks of the stage as a cracker and spreads his opponents thinly. | The guardian of the 68th gate. His name references [[Pider]]s. He thinks of the stage as a cracker and spreads his opponents thinly. When he is defeated, he claims that his opponents are "the ants on the log" of his existence. | ||
===Wrath of Whacka=== | ===Wrath of Whacka=== | ||
{{quote2|You would prey on the weak... You would whack innocents... You would harvest their pain. ...You know of what I speak. WHACKAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you claim no knowledge? WHACKAAAAAAAAAAAA! I am the Wrath of [[Whacka]], guard of the 69th gate! And I avenge WHACKAAAA!|Wrath of Whacka|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Wrath of Whacka | |name=Wrath of Whacka | ||
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|tattle=That's Wrath of Whacka, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He enters the Sammer Quiz every year, but always presses the button early… | |tattle=That's Wrath of Whacka, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He enters the Sammer Quiz every year, but always presses the button early… | ||
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His name references [[Whacka]]s, who are often bumped (and who may desire revenge for such abuse). | The guardian of the 69th gate. His name references [[Whacka]]s, who are often bumped (and who may desire revenge for such abuse). Every year, he makes an appearance at the Sammer Quiz, but often presses the button too early. | ||
===Micro Boomba=== | ===Micro Boomba=== | ||
{{quote2|<small>I demand your pardon..now. I am the warrior known as Micro Boomba, guard of the 70th gate. My speech is small...but my wrath is monstrous. Do not snicker. My sword does not speak so softly. No... It...</small> <big>SCREAMS!</big>|Micro Boomba|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|tattle=That's Mirco Boomba, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He's a die-hard fan of ''[[Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter]].'' | |tattle=That's Mirco Boomba, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He's a die-hard fan of ''[[Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter]].'' | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Mini Goomba|Micro Goomba]]. He is said to enjoy watching ''[[Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter]]''. If the player talks to him post-battle, he will say that all he can do is say "sorry" over and over. | The guardian of the 70th gate. His name is a pun on [[Mini Goomba|Micro Goomba]]. He is said to enjoy watching ''[[Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter]]''. If the player talks to him post-battle, he will say that all he can do is say "sorry" over and over. | ||
===Steel Clubba=== | ===Steel Clubba=== | ||
{{quote2|Ugh! It is an interloper! First I will club you, then I will crush you! No matter what weapon I wield, be it bludgeon or blade, I WILL CLUB YOU! I am the guard of the 71st gate! I am Steel [[Clubba]]! Now, face me!|Steel Clubba|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
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|name=Steel Clubba | |name=Steel Clubba | ||
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|tattle=That's Steel Clubba, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… he has a master's degree in the philosophy of blunt objects… | |tattle=That's Steel Clubba, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… he has a master's degree in the philosophy of blunt objects… | ||
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His name is a reference to [[Clubba]]. Steel Clubba makes two references to [[Tubba Blubba]] from ''[[Paper Mario]]'', as he is the boss of the Clubbas in that game. The first is that he decides to consult his master atop a hill (Tubba Blubba's castle is atop a hill), and he wishes to start his life anew (Tubba Blubba decides to stop eating ghosts and fade into obscurity). Tubba Blubba was invincible for the majority of Chapter 3 in ''Paper Mario'', possibly making "Steel" a reference to his invincibility. | The guardian of the 71st gate. His name is a reference to [[Clubba]]. Steel Clubba makes two references to [[Tubba Blubba]] from ''[[Paper Mario]]'', as he is the boss of the Clubbas in that game. The first is that he decides to consult his master atop a hill (Tubba Blubba's castle is atop a hill), and he wishes to start his life anew (Tubba Blubba decides to stop eating ghosts and fade into obscurity). Tubba Blubba was invincible for the majority of Chapter 3 in ''Paper Mario'', possibly making "Steel" a reference to his invincibility. He is said to have a master's degree in the studies of blunt objects. | ||
===Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy=== | ===Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy=== | ||
{{quote2|Who interrupts my peace? You have interfered with Staggering Dizzy [[Fuzzy]]. Your goal is the 72nd gate. You will not reach it. You will stumble, dazed, and fall. Your stomach will lurch. Your eyes will lose focus. And you will plunge to your doom!|Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
{{Sammerguy | {{Sammerguy | ||
|name=Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy | |name=Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy | ||
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|tattle=That's Staggering Dizzy, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He once walked onto a dance floor and accidentally created a new dance craze… | |tattle=That's Staggering Dizzy, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He once walked onto a dance floor and accidentally created a new dance craze… | ||
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This Sammer Guy refers to the enemy [[Fuzzy (Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island)|Fuzzy]]. It also refers to their behavior in ''[[Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island|Yoshi's Island]]'', in which they caused Yoshi to become dizzy. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy's line "Has the prophecy come true? 'Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy?'" refers to the well-known level in which Fuzzies appeared in ''Yoshi's Island'': [[Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy]]. | The guardian of the 72nd gate. This Sammer Guy refers to the enemy [[Fuzzy (Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island)|Fuzzy]]. It also refers to their behavior in ''[[Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island|Yoshi's Island]]'', in which they caused Yoshi to become dizzy. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy's line "Has the prophecy come true? 'Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy?'" refers to the well-known level in which Fuzzies appeared in ''Yoshi's Island'': [[Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy]]. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy once walked into a dance floor, inventing a temporarily-popular dance move unintentionally. | ||
===Upward Leaping Ninji=== | ===Upward Leaping Ninji=== | ||
{{quote2|You reach the 73rd gate! I am Upward Leaping [[Ninji]]! You have met your match! My sword leaps to my hand! The blade craves sustenance! Soon it shall be fed! And then, after you have fallen, I shall leap up and down...UPON YOUR SOUL!|Upward Leaping Ninji|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
{{Sammerguy | {{Sammerguy | ||
|name=Upward Leaping Ninji | |name=Upward Leaping Ninji | ||
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|tattle=That's Upward Leaping Ninji, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… The neighbors below his apartment don't appreciate the "upward leaping"… | |tattle=That's Upward Leaping Ninji, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… The neighbors below his apartment don't appreciate the "upward leaping"… | ||
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His name is a reference to [[Ninji]], and their jumping pattern of attack in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' and ''[[Super Mario World]]''. | The guardian of the 73rd gate. His name is a reference to [[Ninji]], and their jumping pattern of attack in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' and ''[[Super Mario World]]''. His neighbors show annoyance over Upward Leaping Ninji's "upward leaping". | ||
===Bronze Shroom=== | ===Bronze Shroom=== | ||
{{quote2|The challenger approaches... I am the [[Golden Dash Mushroom|Bronze Shroom]], unstompable guardian of the 74th gate... Your skill is weak. I have trained decades in Iron Goomba style. Let us fight!|Bronze Shroom|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
{{Sammerguy | {{Sammerguy | ||
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|tattle=That's Bronze Shroom, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He heats his food just by breathing on it… | |tattle=That's Bronze Shroom, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He heats his food just by breathing on it… | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Golden Dash Mushroom|Golden Mushroom]]s. | The guardian of the 74th gate. His name is a pun on [[Golden Dash Mushroom|Golden Mushroom]]s. Whenever he heats his food, he simply just breathes on it. | ||
===Lakitu Storm=== | ===Lakitu Storm=== | ||
{{quote2|The 75th gate is before you! And so, too, is its guard! I am [[Lakitu]] Storm! You have come a long way and fought many battles... For that I commend you! But now, the storm breaks above you, and there is no cover to hide beneath! <big>BOOOOM!</big>|Lakitu Storm|[[Super Paper Mario]]}} | |||
{{Sammerguy | {{Sammerguy | ||
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|tattle=That's Lakitu Storm, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves pineapple, but hates mangoes… | |tattle=That's Lakitu Storm, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves pineapple, but hates mangoes… | ||
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His name is a pun on [[Lakitu]], [[Thunder Lakitu]] and/or [[Lakithunder]]. | The guardian of the 75th gate and the only knight Sammer Guy without a spike. His name is a pun on [[Lakitu]], [[Thunder Lakitu]] and/or [[Lakithunder]]. His favorite food is pineapple, but has a distaste for mangoes. | ||
==[[Sammer's Endgame]] (Rounds 76-100)== | ==[[Sammer's Endgame]] (Rounds 76-100)== | ||