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*''"Have a hertz doughnut, paperweight!"''
*''"Have a hertz doughnut, paperweight!"''
*''"Ow, stop pulling my hair, you lousy cheat!"''
*''"Ow, stop pulling my hair, you lousy cheat!"''
*''"Just keep firing! We've got enough cannonballs to overcome [[Goomba|your]] pathetic aim!
*''"What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!"''
*''"What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!"''
*''"Just keep firing! We've got enough cannonballs to overcome [[Goomba|your]] pathetic aim!"''
*''"What is it, son?"''
*''"What is it, son?"''
*''"Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later."''
*''"Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later."''
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*''"Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you..."''
*''"Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you..."''
*''"Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!"''
*''"Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!"''
*''"What do you think, Junior? I call it... NEO BOWSER CASTLE!"''
*''"What do you think, Junior? I call it... [[Neo Bowser Castle|NEO BOWSER CASTLE]]!"''
*''"Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!"''
*''"Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!"''
*''"Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet."''
*''"Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet."''
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*''"Boom! Nailed it!"''
*''"Boom! Nailed it!"''
*''"Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!"''
*''"Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!"''
*''"[[Toadette|That pink toadling]] just won't give up!"''
*''"Our gigantic papercraft WILL NOT BE BEATEN!"''
*''"Alright, that's it! [[Koopalings]]! End this...NOW!"''
*''"Alright, that's it! [[Koopalings]]! End this...NOW!"''
*''"Your stubbornness is extremely annoying."''
*''"Your stubbornness is extremely annoying."''
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*''"I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?"''
*''"I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?"''
*''"And... other Mario! And Luigi..."''
*''"And... other Mario! And Luigi..."''
*''"BWAHAHA! Pfft. [[Trio Attack Hammer|That]] doesn't stand a chance against [[Shiny RoboBowser|us]]!"''


==[[Bowser Jr.]]==
==[[Bowser Jr.]]==
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*''"But anyway, you showed up at just the right time. It was getting boring around here."
*''"But anyway, you showed up at just the right time. It was getting boring around here."
*''"No way! That's MY name too! Wow! OK then, let's get this party started!"''
*''"No way! That's MY name too! Wow! OK then, let's get this party started!"''
*''"Hey there, buddy."''
*''"Hey there, buddy."'' (American English)
**''"You know what, buddy?"'' (PAL)
**''"You know what, buddy?"'' (British English)
*''"I'm bored out of my mind."''
*''"I'm bored out of my mind."''
*''"By the way, there's something I've been wondering. Where are you from anyway?"''
*''"By the way, there's something I've been wondering. Where are you from anyway?"''
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*''"Um, Dad..."''
*''"Um, Dad..."''
*''"Dad... the book..."''
*''"Dad... the book..."''
==[[Fire Bro]]s.==
*''"That's the medallion for the gate to Bowser's Castle!"''
*''"Whew, good thing we got it back! That was a close one!"''
*''"They could've done some major damage with this!"''
*''"Let's...not let the [[Bowser|boss]] know about this little snag..."''
*''"Uncle! Uncle!"''
*''"OK, I'll tell you what I know if you just let me go..."''
*''"The guy with the medallion isn't around an [[M Block]]!"''
*''"And this is just a rumor, but..."''
*''"I heard that if you get the medallion back, you could get some [[coin]]s too!"''
*''"You just have to avoid fighting too many battles..."''
*''"The fewer times you battle, the more coins you'll get."''
*"''Now, [[Mario|you]] didn't hear any of this from me? Got it?"''
*''"Ow ow ow! Fine, [[Mario|you]] win!"''
*''"Here! Just take this and leave me alone already!"''
*''"And [[Mario|you]] can have this too!"''
*''"As long as you don't rat me out to Master Bowser!"''
*''"Weren't you listening? Yeesh! I'm supposed to be your enemy. I can't just keep giving [[Mario|you]] hints!"''


==[[Goomba|Goombas]]==
==[[Goomba|Goombas]]==
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*''"I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"''
*''"I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"''
*''"Lemmy! That was...CRAZY! Bahaha!"''
*''"Lemmy! That was...CRAZY! Bahaha!"''
*''"Now, [[Mario and Luigi|you're]] probably wondering how I'm gonna follow that...
*''"Now, [[Mario|you]][[Luigi|'re]] probably wondering how I'm gonna follow that...
*''"Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"''
*''"Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"''


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*''"Tick tock, watch the clock."''
*''"Tick tock, watch the clock."''
*''"Oh ho! Time's up!"''
*''"Oh ho! Time's up!"''
*''"Grr! this is really making me angry!"''
*''"Grr! This is really making me angry!"''
*''"What?! That's not supposed to happen! What did you do to my timer?"''
*''"What?! That's not supposed to happen! What did you do to my timer?"''
*''"I can't lose to these puny brats! I'm a king! I...I have a mustache! Oh. Right. So do they."''
*''"I can't lose to these puny brats! I'm a king! I...I have a mustache! Oh. Right. So do they."''
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*''"If you happen to exit your adventure without saving, you'll restart from a previous save point."''
*''"If you happen to exit your adventure without saving, you'll restart from a previous save point."''
*''"And nobody wants that!"''
*''"And nobody wants that!"''
*''"Sorry, you cannot go through this warp pipe yet. This leads to— Oops. I almost revealed the secret."''


==[[Larry]]==
==[[Larry]]==
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*''"So yeah... We should hear it fire any second now... It's gonna go... BOOOOOM!"''
*''"So yeah... We should hear it fire any second now... It's gonna go... BOOOOOM!"''
*''"Yeah! Let me at 'em!"''
*''"Yeah! Let me at 'em!"''
*''"Heehee! I won!"''
*''"Yeah...avenge us, Master Bowser!"''
*''"Yeah...avenge us, Master Bowser!"''


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*''"It’s pummelling time!"''
*''"It’s pummelling time!"''
*''"I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"''
*''"I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"''
*''"Larry, we just need 2 dark Star Points to use this bad boy!"''
*''"Larry, we just need'' [number] ''dark Star Points to use this bad boy!"''
*''"You’re not as wimpy as you look..."''
*''"You’re not as wimpy as you look..."''
*''"Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"''
*''"Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"''
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*''"Oh no!"''
*''"Oh no!"''
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Mamma mia!"''
*''"Okey-dokey!"''
*''"Let's go!"''
*''"Let's go!"''


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*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Let's-a go!"''
*''"Let's-a go!"''
*''"Wahoo!"''
*''"Mamma mia!"''
*''"Luigi!"''
*''"Oh yeah!"''
*''"Go time!"''
*''"Go time!"''


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*''"Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"''
*''"Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"''
*''"Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."''
*''"Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."''
*''"How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I’ll wait!"''
*''"Um..so it's down to just us..."''
*''"You..you did see what they did to everyone else, right?"''
*''"How ya like that? I messed up your [[Battle Card (Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam)|battle cards]]! Go ahead and cry about it. I’ll wait!"''
*''"Gah! I thought for sure that’d make you cry!"''
*''"Gah! I thought for sure that’d make you cry!"''
*''"Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"''
*''"Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"''
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*''"Forgive us...Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser..."''
*''"Forgive us...Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser..."''


==Paper Bowser==
==[[Paper Bowser]]==
*''"Where the heck am I?!"''
*''"Where the heck am I?!"''
*''"What the heck just happened?!"''
*''"What the heck just happened?!"''
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*''"I sure hope you meant OURS just then!""
*''"I sure hope you meant OURS just then!""
*''"You bet I do! I'm taking over this world!"''
*''"You bet I do! I'm taking over this world!"''
*''"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!"''
*''"So Mario..."''
*''"This.. isn't.. over... Must.. protect.. book... NOOOOOOO!! I will go back! You can't... make me! The [[Mushroom Kingdom]] was going to be mine! BLAAAAAAAAGRH!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!"''


==Paper Bowser Jr.==
==[[Paper Bowser Jr.]]==
*''"What!? It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE the copycat!"''
*''"What!? It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE the copycat!"''
*''"That said, you picked a pretty nice style to jack!"''
*''"That said, you picked a pretty nice style to jack!"''
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*''"Hey buddy! Did you check out that awesome papercraft downstairs?"''
*''"Hey buddy! Did you check out that awesome papercraft downstairs?"''
*''"It looks just like us!"''
*''"It looks just like us!"''
*''"Hey, buddy!The papercraft is so awesome!"''
*''"Hey, buddy! The papercraft is so awesome!"''
*''"Whoa! SO cool!"''
*''"Whoa! SO cool!"''
*''"We don’t care! We’re not done playing yet!"''
*''"We don’t care! We’re not done playing yet!"''
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==Paper Kamek==
==Paper Kamek==
*''"And don't even think about using those [[Bomb Bud|Bomb Fruit]]s on me!"''


==Paper Princess Peach==
==Paper Princess Peach==
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*''"I appreciate your help. Those poor scared Toads..."''
*''"I appreciate your help. Those poor scared Toads..."''
*''"Where could all the Paper Toads have gone?"''
*''"Where could all the Paper Toads have gone?"''
*''"A goat? That's terrible! Oh you're just joking are you."''
*''"Whatever do you mean?"''
*''"Whatever do you mean?"''
*''"My goodness! You picked quite the hiding spot, didn't you?"''
*''"My goodness! You picked quite the hiding spot, didn't you?"''
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*''"Here, take it! Just don't tell on me!"''
*''"Here, take it! Just don't tell on me!"''
*''"WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT!"''
*''"WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT!"''
*''"Course, we're not paying you at all, but you know what I mean!"''
*''"Course, we're not paying you at all, but you know what I mean!"'' (American English)
**''"Course, we're not paying you anyway, but you get what I mean!"'' (PAL)
**''"Course, we're not paying you anyway, but you get what I mean!"'' (British English)
*''"I want less chatting and more toiling!!"''
*''"I want less chatting and more toiling!!"''
*''"Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"''
*''"Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"''
*''"Hey! Larry!"''
*''"Probably off playing video games or something."''
*''"It's OK. I don't think these three are gonna put much of a fight!"''
*''"You heard him! We're here to stop you for good!"''
*''"It's go time!"''
*''"Yeah! This isn’t over, chumps!"''
*''"Yeah! This isn’t over, chumps!"''
*''"In the end...I regret...everything."''
*''"In the end...I regret...everything."''
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*''"Let's go, Mario!"''
*''"Let's go, Mario!"''
*''"Gosh, get a load of this guy!"''
*''"Gosh, get a load of this guy!"''
*''"He's flatter than a pepperoni pizza."''
*''"He's flatter than a pita pocket."'' (American English)
*''"He's flatter than a pepperoni pizza."'' (British English)
*''"Mario! Luigi! When was the last time you battled?"''
*''"Mario! Luigi! When was the last time you battled?"''
*''"It's been a while, right? So..."''
*''"It's been a while, right? So..."''
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*''"I AM NOT A BEE!!"''
*''"I AM NOT A BEE!!"''
*''"... I’m a Star Sprite, duh!"''
*''"... I’m a Star Sprite, duh!"''
*''"Blech! I got sand in my mouth! Gross!"''
*''"Now, back to the adventure!"''


==[[Toadette]]==
==[[Toadette]]==
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*''"And it took me three hours to build."''
*''"And it took me three hours to build."''
*''"It's true. Sometimes my genius frightens even me."''
*''"It's true. Sometimes my genius frightens even me."''
*''"My next project is gonna be a life-sized papercraft for you guys!"''
*''"My next project is gonna be a life-sized [[papercraft]] for you guys!"''
*''"Good luck on your adventure!"''
*''"Good luck on your adventure!"''
*''"I wish I could go with you... I'm actually getting pretty good at [[Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker|this adventuring thing]]."''
*''"I wish I could go with you... I'm actually getting pretty good at [[Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker|this adventuring thing]]."''
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*''"I'm going to check out what they're cooking up."''
*''"I'm going to check out what they're cooking up."''
*''"Who knows? Maybe we'll end up collaborating on something amazing!"''
*''"Who knows? Maybe we'll end up collaborating on something amazing!"''
*''"I knew it!"''
*''"Bowser's minions already have a new papercraft!"''
*''"Exactly! That's bad news with a capital B! And N!"''
*''"This is a job for a brave and braided genius...Toadette!"''
*''"OK, let's get down to brass tacks."''
*''"We need to get working on a new papercraft too. Lucky for you, I've got more ideas than you can shake a stick at!"''
*''"However! I'm gonna need lots of Paper Toad helpers! And I need safe place where I can work!"''
*''"What do you mean there's no such thing as a safe place in this terrifying world?"''
*''"After all, I heard there's a village of Toads in the west part of Mount Brrr. That seems like a good spot to work!"''
*''"The only thing is it's a bit out of the way."''
*''"What's that? It's way higher than you expected?"''
*''"And the path is basically a giant puzzle?"''
*''"And you have no idea how to get there?"''
*''"'''No problemo!'''"''
*''"In my extensive research of the area, I learned that the puzzle of Mount Brrr CAN be solved! And when you solve it, you'll have cleared a path straight to the Toad Village."''
*''"'''Luigi, hush!'''"''
*''"Everyone! It's ready!"''
*''"Everyone! It's ready!"''
*''"C'mon Toads! Let's show 'em what we've been working on!"''
*''"C'mon Toads! Let's show 'em what we've been working on!"''
*''"Heh heh..."''
*''"Heh heh..."''
*''"It's our victory parade!"''
*''"It's our [[victory parade]]!"''
*''"C'mon! Let's go!"''
*''"C'mon! Let's go!"''


==[[Toad (species)|Toads]]==
==[[Toad (species)|Toads]]==
*''"You feel that draft?"''
*''"You feel that draft?"'' (American English)
*''"You feel that draught?"'' (British English)
*''"There's a hole somewhere in the wall, and it's letting in cold air. Brrr!"''
*''"There's a hole somewhere in the wall, and it's letting in cold air. Brrr!"''
*''"Hmm... is it coming from over here?"''
*''"Hmm... is it coming from over here?"''
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*''"Hmm... I see what you mean... It's a little creepy in here."''
*''"Hmm... I see what you mean... It's a little creepy in here."''
*''"I opened the curtains! All better?"''
*''"I opened the curtains! All better?"''
*''"All right then. where is that draft coming from?''"
*''"All right then. where is that draft coming from?"'' (American English)
*''"All right then. where is that draught coming from?"'' (British English)
*''"Aha! There it is!"''
*''"Aha! There it is!"''
*''"It's pretty high up... and my legs are pretty short..."''
*''"It's pretty high up... and my legs are pretty short..."''
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*''"Um..."''
*''"Um..."''
*''"Stop messing around!"''
*''"Stop messing around!"''
*''"Can you please see if that's where the draught is coming from?"''
*''"Can you please see if that's where the draft is coming from?"'' (American English)
*''"Can you please see if that's where the draught is coming from?"'' (British English)
*''"HEEELP!"''
*''"HEEELP!"''
*''"Augh!"''
*''"Augh!"''
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*''"STOP!"''
*''"STOP!"''
*''"Aw man..."''
*''"Aw man..."''
*''"That guy just stole a whole bunch of [[Bros. Attack|Bros. Attacks]]!"''
*''"That [[Nabbit|guy]] just stole a whole bunch of [[Bros. Attack|Bros. Attacks]]!"''
*''"Without those, we're doomed!"''
*''"Without those, we're doomed!"''
*''"It's all over for me, for you, for this kingdom, and for this game too!"''
*''"It's all over for me, for you, for this kingdom, and for this game too!"''
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*''"Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."''
*''"Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."''
*''"You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."''
*''"You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."''
*''"Where is he?"''
*''"Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"''
*''"Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"''
*''"Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"''
*''"Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"''
*''"Don't think of this as us getting revenge for the last time we tangled..."
*''"Think of it as a whole new beatdown! We've got some new tricks under our shells!"
*''"We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."''
*''"We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."''


==[[Wiggler]]==
==[[Wiggler]]==
*''"I'm so happy... and very tired.''" (US Version)
*''"I...I don't know what got into me."''
*''"I'm a happy Wiggler... and a very tired one too.''" (PAL Version)
*''"I'm so happy... and very tired.''" (American English)
*''"I'm a happy Wiggler... and a very tired one too.''" (British English)


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