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*'''''"{{conjecturaltext|Won't You Ever Forgive Me?|song}}"''''' (sung by [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]])
*'''''"{{conjecturaltext|Won't You Ever Forgive Me?|song}}"''''' (sung by [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]])
*'''''"The Coconut Is Cursed!"''''' (sung by [[Donkey Kong]], [[King K. Rool]], [[General Klump]] and [[Krusha]])
*'''''"The Coconut Is Cursed!"''''' (sung by [[Donkey Kong]], [[King K. Rool]], [[General Klump]] and [[Krusha]])
DONKEY KONG:
You see,
the Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it.
KING K. ROOL:
CURSED!?
KLUMP:
What!?
KING K. ROOL:
Don't be ridiculous!
DONKEY KONG:
You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation...
KING K. ROOL:
Tingly, Shmingly!
You're an irritation
AAAAAAAAAAH I'm tingling, i'm tingling!
My hand is twitching and quivering!
KLUMP:
I'm twitching sir, i'm twitching!
KRUSHA:
I'm quivering!
KING K. ROOL, KLUMP AND KRUSHA:
OH NO!
DONKEY KONG:
It's much
worse than I thought, it's the Curse that you've got!
KING K. ROOL:
No, it's not, that's absurd!
KLUMP AND KRUSHA:
Word!
KING K. ROOL:
We're just tingling with excitement!
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah,
maybe you're right that's all it ever was...
Besides if you were cursed you'd know 'cause
you're not really cursed unless you start itching!
KING K. ROOL, KLUMP AND KRUSHA:
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!
KRUSHA:
All this scratchin' is making me itch...
KING K. ROOL:
It's just
a coincidence!
It's allergies!
That's right,
yes, that's right,
it's just an allergy!
DONKEY KONG:
You're probably right,
'cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start, start sneezing!
KING K. ROOL:
A-CHOO!
KLUMP:
AAAAA-CHOO!
KING. K ROOL, KLUMP AND KRUSHA:
AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!
DONKEY KONG:
Klump, use a tissue!
KING K. ROOL:
Donkey Kong ,i'm down on my knees!
Are there any other symptoms to this Curse!?
Tell me please!
DONKEY KONG:
Uh, just one...
But no need to fret!
I'm sure this is something that you'll never get!
KING K. ROOL:
What is it!?
What is it!?
KLUMP AND KRUSHA:
Tell us quick, tell us fast!
KING K. ROOL:
If you don't tell us now I don't think that we can last!
DONKEY KONG:
Well... it's um, uh... the gas.
KING K. ROOL:
The WHAT!?


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