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Kaptain Skurvy:<br>''Arrh! Feast your eyes. Look into the mirror, it never lies!<br> You're a pirate!<br>Can't you see that this is no disguise?<br>You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize!<br>Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory,<br>Trust your eyes! Arrh!<br>The mirror never lies! Arrh!''

Donkey Kong:<br>''How can this be?<br>I faintly recall swinging tree to tree!<br>Now I see a pirate dancing in front of me!<br>With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise!<br>My reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory, trust my eyes!<br>The mirror never lies.''

King K. Rool:<br>''Well! Listen here, while I make it clear!<br>I can't believe you can't see what we see here!<br>A crocodile is the superior species,<br>You're Donkey Croc, initials D.C!<br>Looking at your claws,<br>you could be one of my in-laws!

''Because you are one of us! One of us!<br>You're mean and green, scaly 'ciane.<br>Can't you see you're one of us?<br>My brother Crock.

Donkey Kong:<br>''Well, if what you are saying is true...<br>I guess we're brothers, same color and a similar view.<br>With these fangs and this scaly skin...<br>There's no question that we are family, I'm next to kin!

''Cause I'm one of you! One of you!<br>Same crew, nothing I can do. I can see I'm one of you.<br>One of you, one of you! The same crew,<br>I'm really one of you!''