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[[Banjo]], of the hit musical ''Banjo-Kazooie meet Halo'' , is going to be in the new B.K Penny catalog this summer, according to photographer, Jolly Roger. "He has such a great butt for this" the flamboyant frog has said many times in our interview. | [[Banjo]], of the hit musical ''Banjo-Kazooie meet Halo'' , is going to be in the new B.K Penny catalog this summer, according to photographer, Jolly Roger. "He has such a great butt for this" the flamboyant frog has said many times in our interview. | ||
A Concert commending Banjo's new modeling Carrier is scheduled Feb.17, 2007 at the Hagg-o-Mall. Tickets are on sail now at the BanjoWiki super-plex at Gobi's Valley. | A Concert commending Banjo's new modeling Carrier is scheduled Feb. 17, 2007 at the Hagg-o-Mall. Tickets are on sail now at the BanjoWiki super-plex at Gobi's Valley. | ||
Rare has also indicated that a new Banjo game will be released for the Xbox in light of this, ''Banjo - Thong or no Thong?'' and is rated '''ABW''' - Anyone But Wayoshi. | Rare has also indicated that a new Banjo game will be released for the Xbox in light of this, ''Banjo - Thong or no Thong?'' and is rated '''ABW''' - Anyone But Wayoshi. | ||
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<h4 style="color:black">Baseball</h4> | <h4 style="color:black">Baseball</h4> | ||
[[Wario]] hit a grand slam and beat [[Monty Mole]] 's team 11- | [[Wario]] hit a grand slam and beat [[Monty Mole]] 's team 11-90. Tragically, as Wario ran the winning run, he tripped and riped the seam of his suspenders. The site of his Buttox killed all in rows 1-9 on all sides of the stadium. And there were 10 rows in the stadium! | ||
Wario is now being convicted of main slaughter and will need to get his butt amputated and must excrete waste through his nose the rest of his life. '''(see obituaries for more info)''' | Wario is now being convicted of main slaughter and will need to get his butt amputated and must excrete waste through his nose the rest of his life. '''(see obituaries for more info)''' | ||
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#''All I Want is Love'n and Stars'' – '''The Mario Bros.''' | #''All I Want is Love'n and Stars'' – '''The Mario Bros.''' | ||
#''How do | #''How do I get on that ledge ya freak?'' – '''Toad, Toad, and Frog''' | ||
#''Spank me princess one more time'' – ''Wario Loaf''' | #''Spank me princess one more time'' – '''Wario Loaf''' | ||
#''1-UP'' – '''I'm-Diddy''' | #''1-UP'' – '''I'm-Diddy''' | ||
#''Koopa Rock – '''B. JR''' | #''Koopa Rock – '''B. JR''' | ||
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<h3 style="color:black">Obituaries</h3> | <h3 style="color:black">Obituaries</h3> | ||
'''Wario''' committed suicide last night after his but was amputated from a mishap at a Baseball game '''(see the baseball section of the Sports section for details)'''. He threw himself out of a skyscraper in | '''Wario''' committed suicide last night after his but was amputated from a mishap at a Baseball game '''(see the baseball section of the Sports section for details)'''. He threw himself out of a skyscraper in Mushroom City, only to land on an old lady, bounce back up, and impale himself at the tip point of the skyscraper. | ||
'''Jamjars''' died today after his troop of moles ambushed a duck Military Base. He was eaten by the general duck, who fed Jamjars troops to his wife, Mother Goose. | '''Jamjars''' died today after his troop of moles ambushed a duck Military Base. He was eaten by the general duck, who fed Jamjars troops to his wife, Mother Goose. | ||
'''Wayoshi''', a close friend to few, passed away today, when "someone" made him play ''[[Diddy Kong | '''Wayoshi''', a close friend to few, passed away today, when "someone" made him play ''[[Diddy Kong Racing DS]]''. He apparently died of a heart attack, for he heard so much bad reviews of it, that when he played it, he was so overjoyed, he had a heart attack as stated earlier. We will miss him, or will we? | ||
'''DKWIKI''' died last week when wiki goers overpowered the votes to have it shut down. Sir Grodus and Sons of Sons went into the Wiki camp to retrieve article, they were never the same again when they returned. | '''DKWIKI''' died last week when wiki goers overpowered the votes to have it shut down. Sir Grodus and Sons of Sons went into the Wiki camp to retrieve article, they were never the same again when they returned. | ||
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