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'''Luigi:''' (as he and Mario indignantly walk over to Spike) ''"Oh great... Spike's here."''<br> | '''Luigi:''' (as he and Mario indignantly walk over to Spike) ''"Oh great... Spike's here."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Hey, Spike."''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Hey, Spike."''<br> | ||
'''Spike:''' ''"Yeah,"'' (in a comically high-pitched voice) ''"it's-a me!"'' (cackles) ''"Oh yeah... Tell me. Have you even gotten one call since you left me to start [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|your dumb company]]?"''<br> | '''Spike:''' ''"Yeah,"'' (in a comically high-pitched voice) ''"it's-a me!"'' (cackles) ''"Oh yeah... Tell me. Have you even gotten'' one call ''since you left me to start [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|your dumb company]]?"''<br> | ||
'''Luigi:''' ''"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."''<br> | '''Luigi:''' ''"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Wow! Really?"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Wow! Really?"''<br> | ||
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;The Mario family at the dinner table | ;The Mario family at the dinner table | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
'''Mario and Luigi's family:''' (as the brothers enter) ''"Hey-o!"'' | |||
'''Mario and Luigi:''' ''"Hey-o!"'' | |||
'''Uncle Tony:''' ''"Oh, it's the Super Mario Brothers from the TV!"''<br> | '''Uncle Tony:''' ''"Oh, it's the Super Mario Brothers from the TV!"''<br> | ||
([[Uncle Tony]], [[Uncle Arthur]] and [[Mario and Luigi's grandfather]] laugh)<br> | ([[Uncle Tony]], [[Uncle Arthur]] and [[Mario and Luigi's grandfather]] laugh)<br> | ||
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'''Uncle Tony:''' ''"Yeah, but... What's with the outfits? Plumbers wearin' white gloves?"''<br> | '''Uncle Tony:''' ''"Yeah, but... What's with the outfits? Plumbers wearin' white gloves?"''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"That's right. You gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out."''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"That's right. You gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out."''<br> | ||
'''Mario's mother:''' ''"Don't listen to [[Mario and Luigi's family|them]] | '''Mario's mother:''' ''"Don't listen to [[Mario and Luigi's family|them]]! The world laughed at Da Vinci, too."''<br> | ||
'''Luigi:''' ''"Mm, I'm not sure they did, Ma."''<br> | '''Luigi:''' ''"Mm, I'm not sure they did, Ma."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Dad, what did you think?"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Dad, what did you think?"''<br> | ||
'''Mario's father:''' ''"I think you're nuts. You don't leave a steady job for some [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|crazy dream]]. And the worst part? You're bringing [[Luigi|your brother]] down with you."''<br> | '''Mario's father:''' ''"I think you're nuts. You don't leave a steady job for some [[Super Mario Bros. Plumbing|crazy dream]]. And the worst part? You're bringing [[Luigi|your brother]] down with you."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' (grimly) ''"Well, thanks, Dad."'' (leaves the dinner table) ''"Thanks for your | '''Mario:''' (grimly) ''"Well, thanks, Dad."'' (leaves the dinner table) ''"Thanks for your support..."'' (everyone at the table stares at Mario's father in disapproval)<br> | ||
'''Mario's father:''' ''"What'd I say | '''Mario's father:''' ''"What'd I say?"''<br> | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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'''Blue Toad guard:''' ''"Hold it right there, [[Mario|you]] [[Toad|two]]!"''<br> | '''Blue Toad guard:''' ''"Hold it right there, [[Mario|you]] [[Toad|two]]!"''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Oh, hey. I need to see the [[Princess Peach|princess]]! It's an emergency!"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Oh, hey. I need to see the [[Princess Peach|princess]]! It's an emergency!"''<br> | ||
'''Blue Toad guard:''' ''"What princess?"''<br> | '''Blue Toad guard:''' (both guards smirk at each other) ''"What princess?"''<br> | ||
'''Yellow Toad guard:''' ''"I've never heard of any princess."''<br> | '''Yellow Toad guard:''' ''"I've never heard of any princess."''<br> | ||
'''Blue Toad guard:''' ''"Oh wait, I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle!"''<br> | '''Blue Toad guard:''' ''"Oh wait, I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle!"''<br> | ||
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;Princess Peach rallying the Toads to stop Bowser | ;Princess Peach rallying the Toads to stop Bowser | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
'''Toad General:''' ''"Council, your attention. Bowser has found the [[Super Star]] and is headed toward our [[Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]. Its power will make him invincible. We '''will''' be destroyed."'' (The Toads gasp in horror)<br> | '''Toad General:''' ''"Council, your attention. Bowser has found the [[Super Star]] and is headed toward our [[Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]. Its power will make him invincible. We '''will''' be destroyed."'' (The Toads gasp in horror. One faints)<br> | ||
'''Yellow Toad:''' ''"Princess! What are we gonna do??"''<br> | '''Yellow Toad:''' ''"Princess! What are we gonna do??"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' (rising from her throne) ''"I will not let [[Bowser|him]] hurt [[Toad (species)|you]]. We are going to stop Bowser."''<br> | '''Peach:''' (rising from her throne) ''"I will not let [[Bowser|him]] hurt [[Toad (species)|you]]. We are going to stop Bowser."''<br> | ||
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'''Peach:''' ''"Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back. Where did you come from?"''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back. Where did you come from?"''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Uh, me and my little brother, Luigi... we fell down this pipe, and now he's lost... somewhere in the [[Dark Land]]s!"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Uh, me and my little brother, Luigi... we fell down this pipe, and now he's lost... somewhere in the [[Dark Land]]s!"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"Then it's only a matter of time before he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck — I'm on my way to stop him."''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Then it's only a matter of time before he's captured by Bowser."'' (Mario has a look of horror.) ''"But you're in luck — I'm on my way to stop him."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Well, take me with you."''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Well, take me with you."''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"[[Bowser|This guy]]'s a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast. He won't even notice it probably because you're very | '''Peach:''' ''"[[Bowser|This guy]]'s a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast. He won't even notice it probably because you're very very small."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"You know what? Make fun of me all you want, but you're gonna help me find my brother. ...Please?"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"You know what? Make fun of me all you want, but you're gonna help me find my brother."'' (Peach stares at Mario.) ''"...Please?"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"Okay. Let's see what you're made of!"'' (walks off)<br> | '''Peach:''' (smiles) ''"Okay. Let's see what you're made of!"'' (walks off)<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Is that a 'yes'?"'' (follows Peach)<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Is that a 'yes'?"'' (follows Peach)<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"No. That's a 'Let's see what you're made of'."'' | '''Peach:''' ''"No. That's a 'Let's see what you're made of'."'' | ||
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<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"That was amazing. Wait! How... how am I supposed to do that?"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"That was amazing. Wait! How... how am I supposed to do that?"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"With the power-ups. They give us special abilities.''" (hits a Question Block with a red mushroom inside, landing on Mario's hands)<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"With the power-ups. They give us special abilities.''" (hits a Question Block with a red mushroom inside, landing on Mario's hands, immediately disgusting him)<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Ugh! Really??"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Ugh! Really??"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"Go on. Eat it."''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Go on. Eat it."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Ugh..."''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Ugh..."''<br> | ||
(Mario tries to eat it)<br> | (Mario tries to eat it)<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Does this have to be a [[Super Mushroom|mushroom]]? Cause I just HATE mushrooms and..."'' (sees Peach glaring at him | '''Mario:''' ''"Does this have to be a [[Super Mushroom|mushroom]]? Cause I just HATE mushrooms and..."'' (sees Peach glaring at him impatiently)<br> ''"Okay, okay."'' (clears throat and tries to eat it again) ''"Are you sure there's not like a--"''<br> | ||
(Fed up, Peach grabs the red mushroom and force-feeds Mario)<br> | (Fed up, Peach grabs the red mushroom and force-feeds Mario)<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"Down the hatch! Yup, there it is, and all gone!"''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Down the hatch! Yup, there it is, and all gone!"''<br> | ||
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'''Mario:''' ''"How many tries did it take you?"''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"How many tries did it take you?"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"Oh, so many. I was '''not''' good at it. Worse than you."'' (grins)<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Oh, so many. I was '''not''' good at it. Worse than you."'' (grins)<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' | '''Mario:''' ''"...You got it right away, didn't you?"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"I got it right away, '''but''' I grew up here."''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"I got it right away, '''but''' I grew up here."''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"Okay, now you're just trying to make me feel better."''<br> | '''Mario:''' ''"Okay, now you're just trying to make me feel better."''<br> | ||
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;Bowser rallying the Koopa Troop and announcing his future wedding with Peach | ;Bowser rallying the Koopa Troop and announcing his future wedding with Peach | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"My army! [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]]s! [[Goomba]]s! Whatever [[Spiny|those thing]]s are! After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!"''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ''"My army! [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]]s! [[Goomba]]s! Whatever [[Spiny|those thing]]s are!"'' (Spinies look dejected) ''"After years of searching for the Super Star, it is finally ours!"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!"''<br> | '''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"I am now the most powerful turtle in the world!"''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ''"I am now the most powerful turtle in the world!"''<br> | ||
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'''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!!!"''<br> | '''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!!!"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"Where after years of being sworn enemies... I will ask [[Princess Peach|their princess]] to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!!"''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ''"Where after years of being sworn enemies... I will ask [[Princess Peach|their princess]] to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!!"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!!!"'' ( | '''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!!!"'' (all have a double take at that last part, including the band)<br> | ||
'''Koopa Troopa with spear:''' ''"Yeeeah..."''<br> | '''Koopa Troopa with spear:''' ''"Yeeeah..."''<br> | ||
'''Koopa Troopa:''' ''"Did he say 'marry the [[Princess Peach|princess]]'?"''<br> | '''Koopa Troopa:''' ''"Did he say 'marry the [[Princess Peach|princess]]'?"''<br> | ||
'''One of Bowser's | '''One of Bowser's minions:''' ''"Doesn't she hate you?"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"Of course she hates me. But that makes me love her all the more. Her heart-shaped bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her immovable tiara... And when she sees this Star... Ohohoho, WEDDING BELLS!"''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ''"Of course she hates me. But that makes me love her all the more. Her heart-shaped bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her immovable tiara... And when she sees this Star... Ohohoho, WEDDING BELLS!"''<br> | ||
'''Koopa Troopa with spear:''' ''"But what if she says no?"'' (Bowser breathes fire and turns the Koopa Troopa into a Dry Bones)<br> | '''Koopa Troopa with spear:''' ''"But what if she says no?"'' (Bowser breathes fire and turns the Koopa Troopa into a Dry Bones)<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"Then I will power up with the Star and | '''Bowser:''' ''"Then I will power up with the Star and '''DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!'''"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!!!!"''<br> | '''Bowser's army:''' ''"YEAH!!!!"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"So prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever! IT'S GONNA ROCK!!"'' | '''Bowser:''' ''"So prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever! IT'S GONNA ROCK!!"'' | ||
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;Bowser asking Kamek about Mario | ;Bowser asking Kamek about Mario | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
'''Kamek:''' ''"Sire..."''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ([[Peaches|singing]]) ''"Peach... you're so cool... And with my Star, we're gonna rule. Peach, understand: I'm gonna love you 'til the very end! Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, I '''LOVE YOU, OHHH!''' Peaches! Peaches!" | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"What?"''<br> | '''Kamek:''' (teleporting in) ''"Sire..."''<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' (irritated) ''"...What?"''<br> | |||
'''Kamek:''' ''"A report from our intelligence. A [[Mario|mustachioed human]] has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom."'' (Bowser huffs in anger) ''"The [[Princess Peach|princess]] has been training [[Mario|him]]. They are up to something, sire!"''<br> | '''Kamek:''' ''"A report from our intelligence. A [[Mario|mustachioed human]] has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom."'' (Bowser huffs in anger) ''"The [[Princess Peach|princess]] has been training [[Mario|him]]. They are up to something, sire!"''<br> | ||
'''Bowser:''' ''"Sit. Jam with me."'' (Bowser plays the [[Underground Theme]] while Kamek plays the Coin sound effect) ''"This... uh, human... Where did he come from?"''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ''"Sit. Jam with me."'' (Bowser plays the [[Underground Theme]] while Kamek plays the Coin sound effect) ''"This... uh, human... Where did he come from?"''<br> | ||
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'''Peach:''' ''"Yes, your Highness. Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated."''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Yes, your Highness. Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated."''<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the world!?"''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the world!?"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"Because we have heart! And with your strength... we can win."''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"Because we have heart! And with your strength... we can '''win.'''"''<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Okay, fine."''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Okay, fine."''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"That's it?"''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"That's it?"''<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"No, that's not it. The answer is no. Goodbye."''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"No, that's not it. The answer is no. Goodbye."''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"But if the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next!"''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"But if the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next!"''<br> | ||
'''Mario:''' ''"We're not leavin'... without | '''Mario:''' (stepping forward) ''"We're not leavin'... without your army!"''<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' (cackles) ''"Who is [[Mario|this guy]]? Oh, he makes me laugh! All right, tough guy... You want my army so badly? Defeat [[Donkey Kong|my son]], in the [[Great Ring of Kong]]!"''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' (cackles) ''"Who is [[Mario|this guy]]? Oh, he makes me laugh! All right, tough guy... You want my army so badly? Defeat [[Donkey Kong|my son]], in the [[Great Ring of Kong]]!"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''''"Give us a second." (to Mario) "This is a really, really bad idea."''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''''"Give us a second." (to Mario) "This is a really, really bad idea."''<br> | ||
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'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"Dad, wave back."''<br> | '''Donkey Kong:''' ''"Dad, wave back."''<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Enough with the showboating!"''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Enough with the showboating!"''<br> | ||
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"What do you mean? [[Kongs|They]] like it! It's what they came here for: dancing pecs!"'' (does a chest dance as the crowd cheers | '''Donkey Kong:''' ''"What do you mean? [[Kongs|They]] like it! It's what they came here for: dancing pecs!"'' (does a chest dance as the crowd cheers and chants)<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Alright, simmer down!"'' (The crowd continues to chant) ''"I said, 'SIMMER DOWN!'"'' (The crowd except [[Diddy Kong]] stops cheering) ''"That means you, Diddy Kong!"''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Alright, simmer down!"'' (The crowd continues to chant) ''"I said, 'SIMMER DOWN!'"'' (The crowd except [[Diddy Kong]] stops cheering) ''"That means you, Diddy Kong!"''<br> | ||
'''Diddy Kong:''' ''"DK! D... sorry."'' | '''Diddy Kong:''' ''"DK! D... sorry."'' | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Now... Since I want the fight to last more than 5 seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome, Mario."'' | |||
'''Donkey Kong:''' ''"I don't need anything special to break EVERY BONE in [[Mario|your]] tiny body!"'' | |||
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'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"We've located [[Bowser]]'s ship. He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown! Luckily for you guys, I've got a shortcut!"''<br> | '''Cranky Kong:''' ''"We've located [[Bowser]]'s ship. He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown! Luckily for you guys, I've got a shortcut!"''<br> | ||
'''Peach:''' ''"We beat him there and ambush him!"''<br> | '''Peach:''' ''"We beat him there and ambush him!"''<br> | ||
'''Cranky Kong:''' ''"Yeah, I know. That's why we're gonna need [[kart]]s!"'' | '''Cranky Kong:''' (scratching beard) ''"Yeah, I know. That's why we're gonna need [[kart]]s!"'' | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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'''Bowser:''' ''"Princess Peach... Here we are. Hehe. I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell, hehe."'' (his Piranha Plant bouquet snaps at the camera, which he promptly stomps) ''"Hehe. Let's rule the world. Together. Forever. Will you marry me?"''<br> | '''Bowser:''' ''"Princess Peach... Here we are. Hehe. I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell, hehe."'' (his Piranha Plant bouquet snaps at the camera, which he promptly stomps) ''"Hehe. Let's rule the world. Together. Forever. Will you marry me?"''<br> | ||
'''Kamek:''' ''"Oh, yes!"''<br> | '''Kamek:''' (dressed up as Peach for some reason) ''"Oh, yes!"''<br> | ||
(Suddenly, the Koopa General bursts in, clearing his throat.)<br> | (Suddenly, the Koopa General bursts in, clearing his throat.)<br> | ||
'''Bowser and Kamek:''' ''"'''WHAT?!!'''"''<br> | '''Bowser and Kamek:''' ''"'''WHAT?!!'''"''<br> | ||