List of Bowser quotes: Difference between revisions

Line 147: Line 147:
*"''Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well! (Insert character's name)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!! I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it! Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!!!''"
*"''Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well! (Insert character's name)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!! I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it! Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!!!''"
*"''It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!!! Let the Event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!! Ahh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"
*"''It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!!! Let the Event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!! Ahh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"
*"''Wah, hah, HAH! I am the '''Bowser Sphinx''', and I love riddles! If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!''"
*"''Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx, and I love riddles! If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!''"
*"''I discovered a (insert character's name)! Wah, hah! Riddle time! Here is your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast? Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get '''all your Coins!'''''"
*"''I discovered a (insert character's name)! Wah, hah! Riddle time! Here is your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast? Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!''"
*"''I discovered a (insert character's name)! Riddle time!!! What?!? No Coins??? Well! I won't waste any clever riddles on you!''"
*"''I discovered a (insert character's name)! Riddle time!!! What?!? No Coins??? Well! I won't waste any clever riddles on you!''"
*"''My journey has ended. You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits. Farewell! Long live riddles!''"
*"''My journey has ended. You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits. Farewell! Long live riddles!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, '''Bowser the Brash!!''' Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!! Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (insert character's name)!! If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme '''all yer Coins!!''' Understood!?!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (insert character's name)!! If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!''"
*"''My rootin' tootin' days are done... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya! I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!''"
*"''My rootin' tootin' days are done... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya! I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I am the legendary '''wizard, Bowser!''' Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used my magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I am the legendary wizard, Bowser! Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used my magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! I've got you now, (insert character's name)! Eh? No coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! I've got you now, (insert character's name)! Eh? No coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (insert character's name)! Now be a good pretty and give me '''all your Coins''', or I'll test my magic on you!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (insert character's name)! Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins, or I'll test my magic on you!''"
*"''My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits! Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!''"
*"''My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits! Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!''"
*"''WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I’ve been awaiting this moment! '''Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!''' Now, you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!''"
*"''WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I’ve been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!! Now, you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!''"
*"''I’ve got you, (insert character's name)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! If you value your life, you’ll give me '''ALL your Coins!!!'''
*"''I’ve got you, (insert character's name)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! If you value your life, you’ll give me ALL your Coins!!!
*"''My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves! Farewell, all! Long live the King of the Koopas!!!''"
*"''My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves! Farewell, all! Long live the King of the Koopas!!!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I’m the pirate of all pirates, '''Cap’n Bowser!!!''' Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It’ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I’m the pirate of all pirates, Cap’n Bowser!!! Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It’ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I’ve got ye, Captain (inser character's name)!!! Arrgh! Be a good matey and gimme '''all yer Coins''', or ye’ll meet the tip o’ me sword!
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I’ve got ye, Captain (inser character's name)!!! Arrgh! Be a good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye’ll meet the tip o’ me sword!
*"''My voyage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh! Smooth sailin’, mateys! Long live Cap’n Bowser!!!''"
*"''My voyage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh! Smooth sailin’, mateys! Long live Cap’n Bowser!!!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am '''Black Hole Bowser''', plunderer of deep space!!! This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!''"
*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of deep space!!! This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!''"
*"''I have found you, Space Patroller (insert character's name)!!! Now you shall yield '''all of your Coins''' to ME! Yield to the Bowser Regime!''"
*"''I have found you, Space Patroller (insert character's name)!!! Now you shall yield all of your Coins to ME! Yield to the Bowser Regime!''"
*"''My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you refocus your energy. I must log out now. Long live the Bowser Regime!!!''"
*"''My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you refocus your energy. I must log out now. Long live the Bowser Regime!!!''"


111

edits