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This is a list of quotes by [[Cranky Kong]]. | This is a list of quotes by [[Cranky Kong]]. | ||
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*"''If you want to free the island from those stinking Tikis, you'll need my help. Get in here!''" (Entering his shop) | *"''If you want to free the island from those stinking Tikis, you'll need my help. Get in here!''" (Entering his shop) | ||
*"''Sorry, but I am fresh out of life vests.''" (Entering his shop on the [[Beach]]) | *"''Sorry, but I am fresh out of life vests.''" (Entering his shop on the [[Beach]]) | ||
*"''Wow, you made it all the way to the ruins. I'd pat you on the head if I wasn't so cranky.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Ruins]]) | |||
*"''I've been trying to figure out just what they mine in those mines, but I've got nothing.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Cave]]) | *"''I've been trying to figure out just what they mine in those mines, but I've got nothing.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Cave]]) | ||
*"''Close the door! I don't want any of those [[Skittler|spiders]] getting in here.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Forest (Donkey Kong Country Returns)|Forest]]) | *"''Close the door! I don't want any of those [[Skittler|spiders]] getting in here.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Forest (Donkey Kong Country Returns)|Forest]]) | ||
*"''Some say it's fun to play in the [[tar pit]]s, of course, those folks are all fossils now...''" (Entering his shop on the [[Cliff]]) | *"''Some say it's fun to play in the [[tar pit]]s, of course, those folks are all fossils now...''" (Entering his shop on the [[Cliff]]) | ||
*"''I love this place. Brings back the memories, it does.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Factory (Donkey Kong Country Returns)|Factory]]) | *"''I love this place. Brings back the memories, it does.''" (Entering his shop in the [[Factory (Donkey Kong Country Returns)|Factory]]) | ||
*"''It's a bittersweet feeling to reach the end of such an adventure, don't you agree?''" (Entering his shop in the | *"''You made it all the way to the [[Volcano]]! You may have some of your grandpappy in you after all.'' (Entering his shop in the Volcano) | ||
*"''It's a bittersweet feeling to reach the end of such an adventure, don't you agree?''" (Entering his shop in the Volcano) | |||
*"''You wouldn't have any water on you, would you, sonny? Hoo boy.''" (Entering his shop in the Volcano) | *"''You wouldn't have any water on you, would you, sonny? Hoo boy.''" (Entering his shop in the Volcano) | ||
*"''One extra balloon equals one extra reprieve from failure.''" (Highlighting | *"''One extra balloon equals one extra reprieve from failure.''" (Highlighting [[Red Balloon|1 Balloon]]) | ||
*"''Just one of these balloons is enough to hold the weight of an entire ape!''" (Highlighting | *"''Just one of these balloons is enough to hold the weight of an entire ape!''" (Highlighting 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''Where does an ape get helium for all these balloons? I will never tell!''" (Highlighting | *"''Where does an ape get helium for all these balloons? I will never tell!''" (Highlighting 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''All the balloons you buy from me are going to pop eventually, just you wait!''" (Highlighting | *"''All the balloons you buy from me are going to pop eventually, just you wait!''" (Highlighting 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''How about an extra balloon for you? Don't say you couldn't use it.''" (Highlighting | *"''How about an extra balloon for you? Don't say you couldn't use it.''" (Highlighting 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''Where does an ape keep all these balloons, anyway?''" (Highlighting | *"''Where does an ape keep all these balloons, anyway?''" (Highlighting 3 Balloons) | ||
*"''Three is a crowd! I make do with one...me!''" (Highlighting | *"''Three is a crowd! I make do with one...me!''" (Highlighting 3 Balloons) | ||
*"''These ought to help with some of those tough spots.''" (Highlighting | *"''These ought to help with some of those tough spots.''" (Highlighting 3 Balloons) | ||
*"''If you could bop indefinitely, you wouldn't have to buy these from me.''" (Highlighting | *"''If you could bop indefinitely, you wouldn't have to buy these from me.''" (Highlighting 7 Balloons) | ||
*"''Come on, sonny, these are friend prices!''" (Highlighting | *"''Come on, sonny, these are friend prices!''" (Highlighting 7 Balloons) | ||
*"''I blew up all these balloons myself, you know.''" (Highlighting | *"''I blew up all these balloons myself, you know.''" (Highlighting 7 Balloons) | ||
*"''If you're having trouble finding secrets, [[Squawks]] is your man! Err...bird!''" (Highlighting Squawks) | *"''If you're having trouble finding secrets, [[Squawks]] is your man! Err...bird!''" (Highlighting Squawks) | ||
*"''Not only does he keep me company, he reminds me where I left my keys!''" (Highlighting Squawks) | *"''Not only does he keep me company, he reminds me where I left my keys!''" (Highlighting Squawks) | ||
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*"''One drink of this juice, and you'll be unstoppable!''" (Highlighting the Banana Juice) | *"''One drink of this juice, and you'll be unstoppable!''" (Highlighting the Banana Juice) | ||
*"''Don't waste it!''" (Buying an Extra Life Balloon) | *"''Don't waste it!''" (Buying an Extra Life Balloon) | ||
*"''I give this balloon 30 seconds before it pops.''" (Buying | *"''I give this balloon 30 seconds before it pops.''" (Buying 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''You'll need every balloon you can get if you want to finish this quest.''" (Buying | *"''You'll need every balloon you can get if you want to finish this quest.''" (Buying 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''Excellent choice!''" (Buying | *"''Excellent choice!''" (Buying 1 Balloon) | ||
*"''Guess I'll get back to inflatin'.''" (Buying | *"''Guess I'll get back to inflatin'.''" (Buying 3 or 7 Balloons) | ||
*"''Careful you don't float away with all these balloons!''" (Buying | *"''Careful you don't float away with all these balloons!''" (Buying 3 or 7 Balloons) | ||
*"''You already have too many of these, you greedy ape!''" (Trying to buy | *"''You already have too many of these, you greedy ape!''" (Trying to buy a balloon when the player has 99 of them) | ||
*"''Keep him safe, you hear?!''" (Buying Squawks) | *"''Keep him safe, you hear?!''" (Buying Squawks) | ||
*"''Squawks will speak up when he finds secrets...for a friend.''" (Buying Squawks) | *"''Squawks will speak up when he finds secrets...for a friend.''" (Buying Squawks) | ||
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*"''Stay out of the tar, sonny! Jeez, do I have to teach you everything?''" (Leaving his shop on the Cliff) | *"''Stay out of the tar, sonny! Jeez, do I have to teach you everything?''" (Leaving his shop on the Cliff) | ||
*"''Tip from Gramps! If you see three levels arranged in a very precise pattern, perhaps that's worth looking into.''" (Leaving his shop in the Factory) | *"''Tip from Gramps! If you see three levels arranged in a very precise pattern, perhaps that's worth looking into.''" (Leaving his shop in the Factory) | ||
*"''I'm just gonna say this once. They wouldn't have put a big red button there if they didn't want you to press it.''" (Leaving his shop in the Factory) | |||
*"''And remember! Lava? Less fun than tar.''" (Leaving his shop in the Volcano) | *"''And remember! Lava? Less fun than tar.''" (Leaving his shop in the Volcano) | ||
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*''"'''Cranky:''' You'll know all the secrets when Inka Dinka Doo thinks you're ready! Until then, I got a little tip for you, DK.<br>'''Donkey:''' Yea? What's that?<br>'''Cranky:''' GO HOME AND LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!''" ("[[Legend of the Crystal Coconut]]") | *''"'''Cranky:''' You'll know all the secrets when Inka Dinka Doo thinks you're ready! Until then, I got a little tip for you, DK.<br>'''Donkey:''' Yea? What's that?<br>'''Cranky:''' GO HOME AND LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!''" ("[[Legend of the Crystal Coconut]]") | ||
*''"'''Cranky:''' This stupid umbrella may not look like much, but when we were younger we didn't have anything else to wager. It's symbolic.''" ("[[Best of Enemies]]") | *''"'''Cranky:''' This stupid umbrella may not look like much, but when we were younger we didn't have anything else to wager. It's symbolic.''" ("[[Best of Enemies]]") | ||
*''"That backstabbing [[Bluster Kong|baboon]]! He's too dense to know the danger he's put [[Kong|us all]] in!"'' ("[[Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel]]") | |||
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