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-{{DISPLAYTITLE:Mario! Bazooka-zooka Mario!}}
+{{DISPLAYTITLE:Hello fellow Mario Kirby people! Wahoo!}}
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+<table style="color:#000000;background:#fff0f0;border:5px ;-moz-border-radius:20px;padding:20px;" width=100%> <tr><td>
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-|align="center" colspan="2" |https://i.imgur.com/7dF5jXx.png<br>
+|align="center" colspan="2" |https://i.imgur.com/cdB0JId.png<br>
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 |style="background:#afa"|'''Full Name'''||style="width:17em"|Emilie
 |- style="vertical-align: top"
-|style="background:#afa"|'''Age'''||style="width:17em"|27 (Bazooka Mario, my OC, is middle aged)
+|style="background:#afa"|'''Age'''||style="width:17em"|29
 |- style="vertical-align: top"
-|style="background:#afa"|'''Gender'''||style="width:17em"|She/her
+|style="background:#afa"|'''Pronouns'''||style="width:17em"|She/her
 |- style="vertical-align: top"
-|style="background:#afa"|'''Sexual Orientation'''||style="width:17em"|Aromantic Asexual
+|style="background:#afa"|'''Orientation'''||style="width:17em"|Aromantic Asexual
 |- style="vertical-align: top"
 |style="background:#afa"|'''Species'''||style="width:17em"|[[Human]]
 |}
-Hey. I'm Bazooka Mario, your local <s>gun-nut</s> happily armed resident of MarioWiki! I'm a dedicated contributor to this wiki. Might seem serious and have a tendency to use big words, but don't worry, I'm a nice person and willing to help any buddin' editors. I also like a dose of nonsense and silliness (just don't laugh at my username unless you like your prized possessions turned to petunias. What else do I do? You can check below to get a taste of what my editing habits and goals are, even though I rarely meet them myself.
+Hey. I'm Mario, your local MarioWiki janitor. What else do I do? You can check below to get a taste of what my editing habits and goals are, even though I rarely meet them myself.
-Oh, to ease your thoughts, I despise the NRA.
+So, let that sink in.
+{{br|left}}
+==Emotes I use==
+[[File:Space Land Results - Mario Party Superstars.png|thumb|400px|Wario's stupid smug grin gets wiped off the face of the Earth... and in outer space too!]]
+MarioWiki has a rich set of sprites which are pretty perfect for emotes, but it's not in widespread use.... But I do use them! I'm going to paste some here just for my convenience.
+{| cellpadding=1 cellspacing=1
+|<center>[[File:WC98 Mario V-sign.png]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:WC98 Mario V-sign.png]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:Luigi '98.png]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:Luigi '98.png]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:M&LPiT Luigi Dizzy Sprite.gif]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:M&LPiT Luigi Dizzy Sprite.gif]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:DizzyBabL.gif]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:DizzyBabL.gif]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:Go Mario.png]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:Go Mario.png]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:Paper Mario Dizzy.png]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:Paper Mario Dizzy.png]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:MK8 PTT Cargo Truck Render.gif|60px]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:MK8 PTT Cargo Truck Render.gif|60px]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:Smorg small.png|30px]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:Smorg small.png|30px]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:SMW Mario Explodes.png]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:SMW Mario Explodes.png]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:Toadlose.gif]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:Toadlose.gif]]</nowiki></code>
+|-
+|<center>[[File:Club Nintendo Classic SMB2 01.png|70px]]</center>
+|<code><nowiki>[[File:Club Nintendo Classic SMB2 01.png|70px]]</nowiki></code>
+|}
 ==User information==
 [[File:SMPPB4 Cover.jpg|thumb|left|My ongoing wiki plans: kill Wario]]
-Okay, so "Bazooka Mario" is just an alias. I'm not actually as old as 'Zuka himself. In reality, I'm Emilie and I'm a dumb American woman with French and Chinese heritage. I reside somewhere in the Santa Clara county in California. My home address will be revealed once I figure out how to divide by zero. I suppose it's already a given, since you're browsing this wiki, but I'm a major Mario fanatic in terms of games and the character. People say this about themselves a lot, but I'm one of the most passionate Mario fangirls here, so I really, really love Mario. He's not exactly the traditional aspect of handsome, but I still think he's so cute! I even went by his name, {{User|Mario}}, which redirects to here, at one point, and I loved doing that.
+[[File:WarioPortraits3-MPSR.png|thumb]]
+"''Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu...''" - Me
+Okay so I'm not an actual Mario and I don't go by "Maria" or "Marion" or whatever. In reality, I'm Emilie and I'm a dumb American woman with French and Chinese heritage. I reside somewhere in the Santa Clara county in California. My home address will be revealed once I figure out how to divide by zero. I suppose it's already a given, since you're browsing this wiki, but I'm a major Mario fanatic in terms of games and the character. People say this about themselves a lot, but I'm one of the most passionate Mario fangirls here, so I really, really love Mario. He's not exactly the traditional aspect of handsome, but I still think he's so cute!
-Little details about me? Oh, yes, I'm left-handed, which gave rise to my primary more well-known alias, {{User|LeftyGreenMario}}. Coincidentally, in politics, I'm a leftist and a believer in democratic socialism. I'm also a strong atheist, which means I do not believe in the existence of God and I reject all religions. Finally, I'm an asexual aromantic which means I have no sexual nor romantic attraction to any sex/gender. As well as being interested in ''Mario'' and video games, I also enjoy casual birding and drawing, and I own a very adorable cockatiel.
+Little details about me? Oh, yes, I'm left-handed, which gave rise to my primary more well-known alias, {{User|LeftyGreenMario}}. Coincidentally, in politics, I'm a leftist and a believer in democratic socialism. I'm also a strong atheist, which means I do not believe in the existence of God and I reject all religions. Finally, I'm an asexual aromantic which means I have no sexual nor romantic attraction to any sex/gender, and I am cisgender. As well as being interested in ''Mario'' and video games, I also enjoy casual birding and drawing, and I own a very adorable cockatiel. I love birds; my favorite wild bird is the California scrub jay and I know most of my birds around my area. I also love lots of different kinds of food, especially Chinese, Korean, and Japanese food and I'm far from a picky eater, wishing one day I can try chitterlings on pizza. I also enjoy all sorts of music though the genres I listen to the most are heavy metal, rock, modern pop, R&B, funk/soul/disco, electronic dance music, jazz, and rap/hip-hop. I'm open to listening to other genres, such as country, chiptune, dubstep, jpop/kpop/cpop. Soundtracks from video games are cool too, but are not my favorite.
 I have an identical twin sister going by {{User|Ray Trace}} who shares a similar strong interest and passion for the ''Mario'' series, except she loves Baby Luigi as much as I love Mario.
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+{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=#EFEFEF|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Dress of Cleaning Might WMoD.png|34px]]|msg=This user is an official <s>super janitor</s> [[MarioWiki:Administrator|administrator]] of the Super Mario Wiki.}}
 {{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#FFC0CB|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SMW CapeMario.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user is [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=List_of_power-ups&diff=prev&oldid=1593270 female].}}
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 {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=[[File:WarioWalk.gif|35px]]|msg=This user is a fantastic friend of [[User:Time Turner|Time Turner]].}}
 {{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#FF5555|codebkgd=#77E0E8|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-SuperMario.png|msg|16 × 32px]]|msg= This user is friends with [[User:Marioguy|Marioguy]]!}}
+{{Userbox|border=#0147FA|mainbkgd=#42C0FB|codebkgd=#0147FA|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Serious Rosalina - Super Mario Sticker.gif|100px]]|msg=This user is friends with [[User:FanOfRosalina2007|FanOfRosalina2007]]!}}
 {{userbox|border=#4AC948|mainbkgd=#8CDD81|codebkgd=#9ACD32|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Mushroom.png|50px]]|msg=This user has been on the wiki for over 10 years.}}
 {{userbox|border=#FFA07A|mainbkgd=#FFA07A|codebkgd=#FF0000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MarioSpiny2018.png|50px]]|msg=This user's favorite Mario character is Mario. Who would've guessed?}}
 {{userbox|border=#90EE90|mainbkgd=#90EE90|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:LuigiMP lose.png|50px]]|msg=This user's second favorite Mario character is Luigi. He's a great brother!}}
 {{userbox|border=#696969|mainbkgd=linear-gradient(to bottom, #DCDCDC, #C0C0C0, #696969)|codebkgd=#696969|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MK8 Icon Metal Mario.png|50px]]|msg=Mia mama, this user is a big fan of Metal Mario!}}
+{{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightcoral|codebkgd=cyan|codecolor=black|code=[[File:BabyMarioArcadeGP2 Art4.png|50px]]|msg=This user thinks Baby Mario is awesome.}}
 {{userbox|border=#F0F8FF|mainbkgd=#F0F8FF|codebkgd=#F5F5F5|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Start Psyc 6.png|50px]]|msg=This user roots for Toad. Even if his identity is such a pain in the [[Donkey Kong|ass]].}}
 {{userbox|border=#808000|mainbkgd=#98FB98|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:YoshiYNI.png|50px]]|msg=This user's least favorite Mario character is Yoshi.}}
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 {{userbox|border=#FAEBD7|mainbkgd=#FAEBD7|codebkgd=#DEB887|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:DKBarrelWorldTour.png|50px]]|msg=You will never see this user with an ape with hair, nicknamed "Loser Kong" by Roy Koopa. This user will also stop at absolutely nothing to kill him.}}
 {{userbox|border=#E6E6FA|mainbkgd=#E6E6FA|codebkgd=#D8BFD8|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Waluigi MKDS record icon.png]]|msg=This user doesn't hate Waluigi, but will stop at absolutely nothing to perform the worst action that isn't lethal to him.}}
+{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=#ffc3c3|codebkgd=#ffffca|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:MegaMario.png|50px]]|msg=This user likes to crush things especially Wario.}}
 {{userbox|border=#FFC0CB|mainbkgd=#FFC0CB|codebkgd=#FFF0F5|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Marioplushie.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user owns absolutely adorable Mario toys and cuddles and snuggles the Mario one to death!}}
+{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#7EFF98|codebkgd=#33AC4B|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Rhombus Green.jpg|30px]]|msg=This user loves ''The Sims'' and creates and uses Mario-like Sims!}}
 {{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#FFC0CB|codebkgd=#FFDAB9|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SSB4TrophyBeamKirby.png|50px]]|msg=This user loves the ''Kirby'' games and uses the yellow-colored Kirby whenever it's appropriate. Dazzling!}}
-{{userbox|border=#BA55D3|mainbkgd=#800080|codebkgd=#663399|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:SSB4TrophyRayman.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user really likes the ''Rayman'' games and wishes for Rayman to be playable in ''Super Smash Bros.'' at some time.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=darkblue|mainbkgd=lightblue|codebkgd=darkblue|codecolor=white|code=[[File:Jedikirby 2.gif]]|msg=<span style="font-size:7pt">This user had no idea that Kirby was a Jedi.</span>}}
-{{userbox|border=#6B8CFF|mainbkgd=#B0E0E6|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-WeirdMario-Door-7.png|25px]]|msg={{Quote|Wait I just realized! [https://plus.google.com/u/1/b/110847139230648181620/116762632994001535737/posts/JBVJPGYnpMR SKINNY MARIO IS HOARDING ALL THE POWER UPS WE WANT IN SUPER MARIO MAKER!!!]|Michael Aiyedun|Super Mario Maker}}}}
+{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=red|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:MG64 icon Metal Mario A select.gif|40px]]|msg={{color|Raise the devil horns! This user listens to metal music.|white}}.}}
+{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#222222|codebkgd=#555555|codecolor=#DDDDDD|code=[[File:Rockin-Mario.gif|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''This user thinks Mario should ROCK ON!'''</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=gold|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=white|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:MarioplaySaxophone.png|40px]]|msg=Sad trumpet noises. This user listens to jazz.}}
+{{userbox|border=white|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=white|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:Singingm.gif|40px]]|msg={{color|Parental advisory: this user listens to rap.|white}}}}
+{{userbox|border=limegreen|mainbkgd=black|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[File:SMRL-Line-Mario-Dance.gif|80px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''Jump up superstar! This user listens to EDM.'''</span>}}
+ {{userbox|border=#A6D785|mainbkgd=#76EE00|Codebkgd=#488214|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Dancingmario.gif]]|msg=Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy <s>Kong</s>... This user listens to pop!}}
+ {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=purple|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Waluigi Pinball.png|50px]]|msg={{color|I'm a survivor! This user listens to R&B!|white}}}}
+{{userbox|border=#808080|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#000080|codecolor#000000|code=[[File:Music.gif]]|msg=This user listens to video game music.}}
+{{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightcoral|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Baby Mario MG GBC artwork.png|50px]]|msg=GOO GOO GAGA SPAGHETTI. This user thinks Baby Mario and Baby Luigi need released modern 2D art for promotional material like how everyone else seems to get it.}}
+{{userbox|border=#FFBF00|mainbkgd=#fcc;|codebkgd=#cacaff|codecolor=red|code=[[File:Mario SSB Artwork.png|50px]]|msg=Why is [[Mario]] always doing bunny ears to no one?}}
+{{userbox|border=#A00808|mainbkgd=#DE2B2B|codecolor=#8D38C9|code=[[File:Mario and mushroom SMB1 artwork.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">This user prefers Mario's retro getup.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=#A00808|mainbkgd=#DE2B2B|codecolor=#8D38C9|code=[[File:MPSS Mario.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">This user prefers Mario's modern day getup.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=pink|mainbkgd=pink|codebkgd=#6ef7a7|codecolor=#000000|code=https://i.imgur.com/aF1ctZn.jpg|msg=This user says don't smoke or you'll look like THAT guy to the left.}}
+{{userbox|border=pink|mainbkgd=pink|codebkgd=#f7f56e|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:LACN Mario pipe.png|50px]]|msg=Bottoms up. This experienced pipe traveler recommends you enter ground pipes FEET FIRST or you'll look like THAT guy to the left.}}
+{{userbox|border=brown|mainbkgd=gray|code=[[Image:Metalmarioanimation-1-.gif]]|msg=This user is probably not made of metal.}}
+{{userbox|border=none|mainbkgd=none|codebkgd=none|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Luigi Crying - Super Mario Sticker.gif|x45px]]|msg=This user thinks Mario should continue hitting Luigi for fun.}}
+{{userbox|border=#606060|mainbkgd=#004000|codebkgd=black|codecolor=white|code=[[File:MLSS MarioBros.jpg|45px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user is wondering how '''Luigi''' can live in the shadow of a man who's only half his size.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#FFC4F0;|codebkgd=pink|codecolor=#red|code=[[File:Teh_Princess_Luigi_xD.gif|50px]]|msg=This user thinks Luigi looks simply fabulous in a dress.}}
+{{userbox|border=#6B8CFF|mainbkgd=#B0E0E6|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-WeirdMario-Door-7.png|25px]]|msg={{Quote|Wait I just realized! [https://plus.google.com/u/1/b/110847139230648181620/116762632994001535737/posts/JBVJPGYnpMR SKINNY MARIO IS HOARDING ALL THE POWER UPS WE WANT IN SUPER MARIO MAKER!!!]|Michael Aiyedun|Super Mario Maker}}}}
 {{userbox|border=#6B8CFF|mainbkgd=#B0E0E6|code=[[File:SMM-SMB-WeirdMario-Door-19.png|25px]]|msg=Bazooka Mario says that ASM hacking is probably the only way to kill Weird Mario for sure.}}
 {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFE0|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=#000000|code=[[File:Super Mario Maker - Logo 02.svg|50px]]|msg=This user does not support ''[[Super Mario Maker]]'' and would advise those who are genuinely interested in creating Nintendo-quality levels to use unofficial level editors instead.}}
+{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Navy|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Yellow|code=[[File:WarioPump MP3.jpg|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:LightBlue">This user thinks that the destination Wario is heading for is Fat Idiot Man Land. Why? Because both are GAS GIANTS.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Yellow|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Purple|code=[[File:MH3on3 Wario.jpg|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:Purple">This user thinks that Wario is disgustingly ridiculous.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Yellow|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Purple|code=[[File:FrenchWarioLand3Commercial.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:Purple">À mon avis, Wario est terrible et stupide.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=#800080|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Wario-MH3on3.gif]]|msg=This user hates Wario's guts and the rest of his body.}}
+{{userbox|border=#FA1D2F|mainbkgd=#EE1289|codebkgd=#FA1D2F|codecolor=black|code=[[File:MK8-Line-Wario-Pipe.gif|50px]]|msg=This user destroys Wario and enjoys doing so.}}
+{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#222222|codebkgd=#555555|codecolor=#DDDDDD|code=[[Image:Mariowiki.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''This user is a ''Super Mario Wiki'' contributor. This is the ''only'' userbox.'''</span>}}
 |}
 |}
-Aside from killing Wario, Donkey Kong, and Ganondork, what do I do here? Mostly, I make minor edits and stuff. As stated previous, I'm a frequent participant in wiki projects and discussions around here including [[MarioWiki:Proposals]], [[MarioWiki:Featured articles]], and [http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?board=57.0 collaborations in the external forums].
+Aside from killing Wario, Donkey Kong, Ganondork, Mr. Krabs, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Eddy (from Ed Edd n Eddy), what do I do here? Mostly, I make minor edits and stuff. As stated previous, I'm a frequent participant in wiki projects and discussions around here including [[MarioWiki:Proposals]], [[MarioWiki:Featured articles]], and [http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?board=57.0 collaborations in the external forums].
 I upload pictures I ripped or taken via Dolphin Emulator. I also use other emulators to take screenshots of games, mainly Mario Party. If there is a huge amount of Mario Party minigame pictures with Daisy, Waluigi, and Wario, blame it on my sister or me.
 ====Luigi's Mansion====
-[[File:Mario's Painting LM.png|thumb|left|Complete humiliation]]
+[[File:Mario's Painting LM.png|thumb|left|Purposeless Pellucid Pastel Prison]]
 For my own convenience, here is what the ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]'' article should be required to have, or it should have it to be the difference between a good and a great article:
@@ Line 94: / Line 165: @@
 **<s>[[Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros.]]</s>
 **[[Mario Ice Capades]]
-**[[White Knuckle Scorin']]
+**<s>[[White Knuckle Scorin']]</s>
 **[[Club Nintendo (magazine)|Club Nintendo]] comics
 **<s>[[Super Mario Adventures]]</s>
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 http://38.media.tumblr.com/a7ae77c75cecc4a3989e95105f098ec9/tumblr_nf9hczRgd21rrftcdo1_500.gif
 {{br}}
+===I dump videos of Mario (and Luigi) talking so I can keep track of them===
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrsXkCIZsq4 Super Mario Sunshine Tour Australia Announcement 2002]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxy2D8kXdHk New Super Mario Bros. interview 2006]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Snprp2QOhA Super Mario Galaxy Charles Martinet GameStop Phone Call]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qevVLEYFfC4 Mario reads a story]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvWf6tsHalY Mario's Voice Introduces The Features Of The Nintendo 3DS]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sYvNtjXRI Mario Sports Mix Press Conference]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E mario diss to sony at e3 and also does impressions]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7PxxLPrcM&list=PLsse2Qvhr8hOcINI-HtGx3QD5vlJsoHWv Mario and Luigi from Kids Choice]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5Tv9b04ZI French video with Charles Martinet (Martinet talks as Mario in French briefly)]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5-m6ZDsXw French video (talking as Mario in French briefly and even slips Spanish in the beginning)]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEqREC26fw8 Spanish video (talking as Mario in Spanish briefly)]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijgUasX_YmA Year of Luigi by Luigi]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGzcEz4Dgo Mario Luigi Wario instagram videos]
+*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JojA_Z4luQ8 Ash voice lines] (they're not Mario or Luigi but it does definitely sound like Luigi)
+There's various videos of Mario at Super Nintendo World and whatnot but they're all phone videos and whatnot so not very useful for me. Fun watches though!
+*JessePinick isn't Martinet but he makes really good impressions of Mario.[https://twitter.com/JessePinnickVO/status/1548659506950901765?s=20&t=hiy0pW6zJsEXcZflU1Upww][https://twitter.com/JessePinnickVO/status/1516848802006765575?cxt=HHwWjsC42dz89owqAAAA][https://twitter.com/SlickFrame/status/1585987318716203008?cxt=HHwWgIDU5YfEx4IsAAAA]
 ==King Fawful's questions and LeftyGreenMario's answers==
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 Q10: Do you like french toast?
 :If I'm sharing them with Mario, then yes. Otherwise, I prefer purple waffles.
+==Wario's every day living is something like this but it turns out the world hates him==
+Wario's appliances are rebellious. Refrigerators fall on him, ovens hurl charcoal on his clothes, toasters mysteriously detach themselves, their prongs are face-up when he walks near the toaster; the toilet is backed up, the sinks spit rusty water all over his money, the blender tips over and spills, and the stovetop never turns on, but explodes when Wario tries farting on it to start it. The shower head is twisted at impossible angles, causing the water to spill out at random angles and intervals. His malfunctioning smoke detector, right outside his bedroom is beeping constantly and dripping something mysterious out of it, even with fresh batteries. Wario's debit card is rejected because Wario maxxed out all his credit cards (all with high APRs and annual fees). Wario's mobile phone restarts at random intervals and takes 30 minutes to boot, and Twitter especially drains his batteries even though that's the only site he goes on, and he is too lazy to close his 268 and counting tabs. Wario's internet provider is Xfinity, and his cables are twisted too, making it impossible for him to deal with the constant power surges the electrical outlets experience. The TV airs only recent Family Guy episodes and infomercials.
+Wario's Car, which has six different flood damage reports on CARFAX, also goes off every night at least three times between 2-5am but never at a specific time. His fire extinguisher is located three flights down the stairs, which Wario has to use frequently because dust bunnies accumulate under his bed and occasionally burst into flames.
+Neither repo people nor law enforcement can even enter his house, despite Wario's accumulation of arrest warrants, because it is such a biohazard, even though Wario's mortgage is underwater and his credit score is zero. Wario's house is so inhospitable that Martians can't live in it; even cockroaches hate it and all sorts of rain and snow, even acid rain, go around it. Wario's antenna, however, is an excellent conductor for lightning strikes. Anyone who parks their car near his house gets their ventilation system clogged.
+==A personal message for Wario from me back in 2009==
+[[File:Wario Artwork - Mario Kart Wii.png|thumb|left|Wario's last smiling moment before he gets hit by a [[star]] or bullet bill.]]
+I don't like [[Wario]] too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with {{User|BabyLuigiOnFire}}) in [[Mario Kart Wii]] by using [[stars]] and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last!
+Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame [[Piranha's Pursuit]] and got gobbled up in [[Tug o' War]] in [[Mario Party]]. He loses badly by 40 stars in [[Mario Party 6]] in [[Faire Square]]. He gets hit by a truck and a train in [[Mario Kart 64]]. He gets lapped in [[Mario Kart: Super Circuit]]. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in [[Super Smash Bros Brawl]]. In [[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]], Yellow Kirby constantly crashes into Wario with a Warp Star and kills him right after he respawns, and this repeats so many times. In [[Mario Party 4]], Wario gets zero stars and zero coins in the results while 3rd place has at least 9 stars. Wario gets blasted by the Zero Coin Laser in [[Mario Party Superstars]]. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.
+[[File:Mpsrart30.png|thumb|Wipe that grin off your face, Wario!]]
+You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.
+In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.
+{{br}}
 ==My ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U'' Trophy collection==
-https://i.imgur.com/Kb9R8id.png
+[[File:MSWGMario.png|thumb|Was one of the first images I've put on my userpage.]]
+{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
+!style=background:lavender colspan=3| Warning: Contains descriptions of trophies that Nintendo doesn't want you to know
+|-
+|https://i.imgur.com/Kb9R8id.png
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+|}
+==And remember: respect the curfew laws, kids!==
+Or else Luigi will call the cops on you
+https://i.imgur.com/6cu459N.png
+... and end up turning himself in
+https://i.imgur.com/P8ge6eV.png
-<center><sub>And thus, my chase for Wario extermination continues. That red guy is just a good friend of mine.</sub></center>
+<center><sub>And thus, my chase for Wario extermination continues.</sub></center>
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+Any picture of me (or anyone else) is copyright of Nintendo because they said so! Muahahahaha. I guess.

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