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This is a list of quotes from the television show ''[[Donkey Kong Country (television series)|Donkey Kong Country]]'', listed in alphabetical order. | This is a list of quotes from the television show ''[[Donkey Kong Country (television series)|Donkey Kong Country]]'', listed in alphabetical order. | ||
==[[Candy Clone]]== | |||
===Bad Hair Day=== | |||
*"''My name's Candy, happy to meet you!''" | |||
*"''Oh yoo-hoo! Donkey Kong!''" | |||
*"''You askin' me in or what?''" | |||
*"''Snip snip, gonna clip, make you my sweet and sexy chimp.''" | |||
*"''Come here, you hunk of love.''" | |||
*"''All done! That wasn't s bad, was it? Do you like it?''" | |||
*"''Trust me, you'll get used to it. Well, I'm outta here.''" | |||
*"''Sure ya will.''" | |||
*"''Let me try, Donkey Kong. Nothing to it, you'd better take it easy, DK.''" | |||
*"''Donkey Kong, I have something for you. It's just a little present, for being such a hero.''" | |||
*"''You know I'm the real thing, DK.''" | |||
*"''Liar. Well, she's the fake.''" | |||
*"''Now that we're alone, how about a big birthday kiss!''" | |||
*"''You got it.''" | |||
==[[General Klump]]== | ==[[General Klump]]== | ||
===Bad Hair Day=== | ===Bad Hair Day=== | ||
*"''Kritters! The Klaptrap weapons at the ready!''" | *"''Kritters! The Klaptrap weapons at the ready!''" | ||
*"''Not me, you idiots! At Cranky"s cabin!''" | *"''Not me, you idiots! At Cranky"s cabin!''" | ||
*"''Follow me! We"re, um, moving in. Hip, | *"''Follow me! We"re, um, moving in. Hip, hUp, hip, hUp!''" | ||
*"''No mercy! This is my finest hour.''" | *"''No mercy! This is my finest hour.''" | ||
*"''But he eliminated, exterminated and yes annihilated your entire army! He's invincible!''" | *"''But he eliminated, exterminated and yes annihilated your entire army! He's invincible!''" | ||
*"''Yes?''" | *"''Yes?''" | ||
*"''Uh, a curse?''" | *"''Uh, a curse?''" | ||
*"''But... uh... who'll... uh... cut his hair? | *"''But... uh... who'll... uh... cut his hair?''" | ||
*"''Would too! If it hit me in the head.''" | *"''Would too! If it hit me in the head.''" | ||
*"''This is your finest hour!''" | *"''This is your finest hour!''" | ||
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*"''Look.''" | *"''Look.''" | ||
*"''Umm... String, him, up!''" | *"''Umm... String, him, up!''" | ||
*"''Who | *"''Who's he?''" | ||
*"''WHAT THE... Who are you calling a newt? | *"''WHAT THE... Who are you calling a newt?''" | ||
*"''Umm, uhh, none of our sources have seen or heard of him before.''" | *"''Umm, uhh, none of our sources have seen or heard of him before.''" | ||
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup! What you got?''" | *"''Hip, hup, hip, hup! What you got?''" | ||
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*"''Nice to be winners for once, huh?''" | *"''Nice to be winners for once, huh?''" | ||
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? Squat! Company, make like you barrel. The art of camouflage, the element of surprise. Hello! Anybody home?''" | *"''Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? Squat! Company, make like you barrel. The art of camouflage, the element of surprise. Hello! Anybody home?''" | ||
*"''You know exactly what I want. Umm... oh yeah! surrender the coconut! And we | *"''You know exactly what I want. Umm... oh yeah! surrender the coconut! And we'll call off the siege.''" | ||
*"''We | *"''We're under attack! Ready, aim, fire!''" | ||
*"''Ready, squash 'em, and... | *"''Ready, squash 'em, and... ''" | ||
*"''Where'd they go? | *"''Where'd they go?''" | ||
*"''Oh, RETREAT! | *"''Oh, RETREAT!''" | ||
*"''Stiff upper lip, Your Majesty. We | *"''Stiff upper lip, Your Majesty. We'll get 'em next time.''" | ||
*"''Huh? Your Majesty? ♪Your Majesty?♪ Where | *"''Huh? Your Majesty? ♪Your Majesty?♪ Where'd you go?''" | ||
===Booty and the Beast=== | ===Booty and the Beast=== | ||
*"''Um, no. This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory. A way that's sure to cause me pain, Your Majesty!''" | *"''Um, no. This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory. A way that's sure to cause me pain, Your Majesty!''" | ||
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*"''Yes, uh, um...''" | *"''Yes, uh, um...''" | ||
*"''Good diversionary tactic, Your Majesty!''" | *"''Good diversionary tactic, Your Majesty!''" | ||
*"''The enemy | *"''The enemy's closing in!''" | ||
*"''I'M TRYING, but we're at maximum speed!''" | *"''I'M TRYING, but we're at maximum speed!''" | ||
*"''WE SURRENDER!''" | *"''WE SURRENDER!''" | ||
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===Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel=== | ===Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel=== | ||
*"''Beg your pardon, Your Majesty.''" | *"''Beg your pardon, Your Majesty.''" | ||
*"''Oh well, our troops haven | *"''Oh well, our troops haven't yet seized it... but... um...''" | ||
*"''But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing.''" | *"''But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing.''" | ||
*"''My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown.''" | *"''My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown.''" | ||
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*"''Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?''" | *"''Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?''" | ||
*"''Suit yourself. Kritters!''" | *"''Suit yourself. Kritters!''" | ||
*"''007! Hand it over! Hmm... <u>Barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flights. Care of Funky Kong, The beach.</u> All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup... | *"''007! Hand it over! Hmm... <u>Barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flights. Care of Funky Kong, The beach.</u> All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...''" | ||
*"''HALT! Hand over the coconut.''" | *"''HALT! Hand over the coconut.''" | ||
*"''Kritters, ready, aim...''" | *"''Kritters, ready, aim...''" | ||
*"''I won | *"''I won't have to say <u>Fire</u>! | ||
*"''WHAT THE... stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!''" | *"''WHAT THE... stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!''" | ||
*"''STOOOOOOOOP!''" | *"''STOOOOOOOOP!''" | ||
*"''When I said <u>fire</u>, I didn | *"''When I said <u>fire</u>, I didn't mean <u>fire</u>!''" | ||
*"''Oh, I give up! What | *"''Oh, I give up! What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile.''" | ||
*"''THE BARREL!''" | *"''THE BARREL!''" | ||
*"''Oh, dear. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I | *"''Oh, dear. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I'd bring back the coconut. My career's almost over as it is. I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters. How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my finest hour?''" | ||
*"''Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat and that's that. Forward march. GRIPE, two, three, four. SULK, two, three, four. MOPE, two, three, four. GRIPE, two, three, four.''" | *"''Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat and that's that. Forward march. GRIPE, two, three, four. SULK, two, three, four. MOPE, two, three, four. GRIPE, two, three, four.''" | ||
*"''Well... uh... sir... Your High and Mightiness! What I | *"''Well... uh... sir... Your High and Mightiness! What I'm trying to say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!''" | ||
*"''Oh, dear! This is going to look really, really bad on my resume! | *"''Oh, dear! This is going to look really, really bad on my resume!''" | ||
*"''Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel.''" | *"''Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel.''" | ||
*"''They're making off with the coconut!''" | *"''They're making off with the coconut!''" | ||
*"''Yipes!''" | *"''Yipes!''" | ||
*"''What happened? It's a very pretty effect. I guess you | *"''What happened? It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my services after all.''" | ||
===Kong for a Day=== | ===Kong for a Day=== | ||
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*"''Thanks to our military expertise!''" | *"''Thanks to our military expertise!''" | ||
*"''Uh... I mean thanks to your plan.''" | *"''Uh... I mean thanks to your plan.''" | ||
*"''But why the | *"''But why the barrel works? Why not go for the coconut right away?''" | ||
*"''This is a raid!''" | *"''This is a raid!''" | ||
*"''Forget your mommy, you nitwit! Ready, aim, fire!''" | *"''Forget your mommy, you nitwit! Ready, aim, fire!''" | ||
*"''How | *"''How's that for a barrel of laughs?''" | ||
*"''Ha ha! Look who | *"''Ha ha! Look who's here to save the day. It's the half pint ape. Open fire!''" | ||
*"''Donkey Kong?''" | *"''Donkey Kong?''" | ||
*"''Easy there, big fella!''" | *"''Easy there, big fella!''" | ||
*"''RUN FOR YOU LIFE! EACH LIZARD FOR HIMSELF!''" | *"''RUN FOR YOU LIFE! EACH LIZARD FOR HIMSELF!''" | ||
===Raiders of the Lost Banana=== | |||
*"''Hey! That's gross insubordination!''" | |||
*"''Lardo!''" | |||
*"''He's going to trust that double crossing dodo bird?''" | |||
*"''Count on him?''" | |||
*"''Oh, the humiliation, the dishonor. I'm nothing but a bird watcher! Kritters, march. Hip, hup, Hip, hup, hip, hup...''" | |||
*"''Um... tactical error. I lost them.''" | |||
*"''Well, you lost the coconut, bird brain!''" | |||
*"''Did too, chicken lips!''" | |||
*"''Too!''" | |||
*"''Too!''" | |||
*"''This will score a whole lot of points for me with King K. Rool.''" | |||
*"''I know, I'm fired. But, I ran my own recon mission. I thought you'd like to know, Donkey Kong has in his possession The Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo.''" | |||
*"''Yes, your mightiness.''" | |||
*"''Um... The juggle?''" | |||
*"''Yes, sir''" | |||
*"''Well, well, well! The Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo. This will be my greatest campaign yet.''" | |||
*"''Yes, your majesty!''" | |||
*"''Uh... Yes sir. KRITTERS, ATTACK!"'' | |||
*"''Uh... Kritters?''" | |||
*"''Bye-bye!''" | |||
*"''Bye-bye you lovebirds!''" | |||
*"''Yes, your majesty?''" | |||
*"''GET ME OUT OF HERE!''" | |||
*"''GET OUT OF MY WAY!''" | |||
===Buried Treasure=== | |||
*"''General Klump to King K. Rool! You read me, oh high and mightiness? Looking a little pale there, chief.''" | |||
*"''Seems we had some sort of interference. Well, never mind. You're certainly gonna green up around the gills when you hear this.''" | |||
*"''Uh, best we can tell, the apes are mounting a full force, top secret search and rescue operation in the mountain mines, sir.''" | |||
*"''Buried treasure, sir.''" | |||
*"''Um... rocks?''" | |||
*"''Uh... Chief? Are you there, chief? Chief?''" | |||
*"''Hello, chief? Hello, chief, I'm talkin' at you, but you're not listening to me! Chief!''" | |||
===Cranky's Tickle Tonic=== | |||
*"''YES! KING K. ROOL, SIR!''" | |||
*"''No, sir! King K. Rool, sir!''" | |||
*"''Right! Well... uh... The disturbance seems to be generated from the vicinity of White Mountains. My scouts have yet to determine the exact location.''" | |||
*"''Uh! Good morning, your majesty. I MEAN, K. ROOL SIR!''" | |||
*"''Yes, sir! A source located, sir. It's Eddie the Mean Old Yeti, sir. Krusha, confirm.''" | |||
*"''Krusha? Krusha!''" | |||
*"''Yes, sir! For sleeping on the job, sir?''" | |||
*"''No suspicious activity whatsoever, sir.''" | |||
*"''I would, indeed, sir.''" | |||
*"''Yes, sir! Put a stop to the banging, sir!''" | |||
*"''Uh? Silence Krusha?''" | |||
*"''Yes, sir, over and...''" | |||
*"''Looks like those boys could use a hand landing that thing. Kritters!''" | |||
*"''Ready and fire!''" | |||
*"''Don't let it out of your sight, Krusha! It's mine! I mean, ours. I mean, King K. Rool's!''" | |||
*"''I'm gonna rendezvous with King K. Rool in the White Mountains to report that our mission was a success. Guard it with your life, Krusha. And no sleeping.''" | |||
*"''Warp speed!''" | |||
*"''Your majesty, sir. Reporting in person. The Crystal Coconut is now in our possession.''" | |||
===Get a Life, Don't Save One=== | |||
*"''Does anyone get the drop on us?''" | |||
*"''Huh?''" | |||
*"''Huh?''" | |||
*"''Two apes flyin' around together? Another one droppin' out of the trees? Well this could only mean... Somethin''". | |||
*"''My head hurts!''" | |||
*"''Heh, I'll zoom by and grab that ape in one fell swoop.''" | |||
*"''Ready, Krusha? Now!''" | |||
*"''Whoa, the ape yells!''" | |||
*"''Stop this thing!''" | |||
*"''STOOOOOOOOP! STOOOOOOOOP! Will somebody stop this THIIIIIING?!''" | |||
===Orangutango=== | |||
*"''Krusha?!''" | |||
*"''Deploy the tranquilizer dart, sir?''" | |||
*"''And now, the boss of boogie, the dictator of dance, the king of the highland fling...''" | |||
*"''King K. Rool.''" | |||
*"''WHOO, he won, he won. King K. Rool, ladies and non-commissioned gorillas. WHOO, he won, he won. Second contestant, front and centre.''" | |||
*"''Based on audience response, the winner of the orangutango dance contest is...''" | |||
*"''KING K. ROOL.''" | |||
*"''And the consolation prize goes to second place, to runners-up Donkey Kong and Candy, who win a complete set of dance lessons.''" | |||
===Double Date Trouble=== | |||
*"''WELL WHAT, KING K. ROOL, SIR?''" | |||
*"''Huh... Plan?''" | |||
*"''Priority one! Initiate possible offensive strategies, factor estimated casualties, acceptable losses...''" | |||
*"''THAT'S AN AFFIRMATIVE, SIR. Any suggestions?''" | |||
*"''Spy, sir? Yes, sir. Sir, spy.''" | |||
*"''I think I have a plan!''" | |||
*"''Advanced Guard A will reconnoitre with Rear Platoon B, advancing in parallel stages, flank point position...''" | |||
*"''We're going to Cranky's cabin to take the Crystal Coconut. Any questions?''" | |||
*"''TROOP! HALT!''" | |||
*"''YES, SIR! KING K. ROOL, SIR!''" | |||
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup. Going to grab the coconut.''" (along with Kritters) | |||
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup...''" (along with Kritters and Krusha) | |||
*"''Yes, King K. Rool, sir.''" | |||
*"''COUNTER ATTACK! TAKE COVER!''" | |||
*"''This isn't a counter attack! We walked into a well-planned ambush.''" | |||
*"''Uh, new plan?''" | |||
*"''INCOMING!''" | |||
*"''New plan, new plan. Uh... KRITTERS, ATTACK!''" | |||
*"''Attack the other way!''" | |||
*"''NO LONGER STANDING!''" | |||
===The Curse of Kongo Bongo=== | |||
*"''Simply put, King K. Rool, sir. I have devised a foolproof plan to get the Crystal Coconut away from those flea-festering apes! It's sinister! It's diabolical!''" | |||
*"''It's... Uh... in code.''" | |||
*"''Uh, I'll figure it out! Just need a little time. A, uh, it could stand for <u>ambush</u>, which might be the first stage of my operation.''" | |||
*"''What is it, Krusha?''" | |||
*"''Hmm! Well, you may be onto something there, Krusha.''" | |||
*"''And B stands for a <u>battalion</u>.''" | |||
*"''No! That's P and it's <u>pontoon</u>!''" | |||
*"''Now, C! Well, that could mean <u>Crazy Ivan</u>.''" | |||
*"'' Heh, yeah, making headway, uh... King K. Rool, sir. So far, we"ve managed to decode <u>assault</u>, <u>like lightning</u>, <u>night raid</u>, <u>no prisoners</u> and <u>running shoe</u>.''" | |||
*"''Uh, now, it might be <u>rooster</u>, but that would change everything we"ve got so far.''" | |||
*"''It could also be code for...''" | |||
===Speed=== | |||
*"''You lunkhead!''" | |||
*"''Well, a few scratches, couple of missing scales, one heck of a goose egg.''" | |||
*"''Right, and it wasn't easy for me to find that cart either, lunkhead.''" | |||
*"''Yeah, good thing it's got some decent bra... HUH?''" | |||
==[[Green Kroc]]== | ==[[Green Kroc]]== | ||
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*"''Hand over my captain's treasure!''" | *"''Hand over my captain's treasure!''" | ||
*"''AFTER HIM!''" | *"''AFTER HIM!''" | ||
*"''Stop, you little half-wit dog!" | *"''Stop, you little half-wit dog!''" | ||
===Ape-Nesia=== | ===Ape-Nesia=== | ||
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*"''Fight to the death?''" (along with Kutlass) | *"''Fight to the death?''" (along with Kutlass) | ||
== | ==[[Kong Fu (character)|Kong Fu]]== | ||
===Kong Fu=== | |||
*"''The particles called electrons turned out to be negatively charged, and have a mass of about one eighteen-hundredth of a single hydrogen atom. Electrons are also fundamental chargers in static electricity. This is best demonstrated by rubbing one's foot along a carpet, then touching an object.''" | |||
*"''Fat-head has a point.''" | |||
*"''Oh be I give Donkey Kong a break, a whole lot of breaks! Not to mention some lumps, bumps and bruises, 'cos when I'm...''" | |||
*"''It was him!''" | |||
*"''He let the little monkey get away, too!''" | |||
*"''Since when does the Donkey Kong Challenge include a pre-game show?''" | |||
*"''One. The answer is one. One piece of string... If it was long enough.''" | |||
*"''Now to finish you off!''" | |||
*"''Now what was that about? A spine-a-less worm?! Yellow-bellied?! Find another chump to do your dirty work. I forfeit!''" | |||
==[[Kritter]]s== | |||
===Bad Hair Day=== | |||
*"''A big fat gut!''" | |||
*"''A big fat gut!''" | |||
*"''Hip, hup, hip, hup!''" | |||
*"''Eep!''" (1st Kritter) | |||
*"''Hip... double eep!''" (2nd Kritter) | |||
*"''Hop...''" (3rd Kritter) | |||
*"''Operation: Attach Head completed, sir!''" | |||
*"''ALL HAIL KING K. ROOL!''" | |||
===Ape Foo Young=== | |||
*"''A big fat gut!''" | |||
*"''Yup. What's that?''" | |||
===Kong for a Day=== | ===Kong for a Day=== | ||
*"''Fat Chance.''" | *"''Fat Chance.''" | ||
*"''Donkey Kong!''" (along with Candy and Bluster) | *"''Donkey Kong!''" (along with Candy and Bluster) | ||
===Raiders of the Lost Banana=== | |||
*"''LARDO? Let me at him!''" | |||
*"''Why not?''" | |||
==[[Kutlass (character)|Kutlass]]== | ==[[Kutlass (character)|Kutlass]]== | ||
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*"''No sudden moves or I'll whip ya, matey!''" | *"''No sudden moves or I'll whip ya, matey!''" | ||
*"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc) | *"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc) | ||
*"''We | *"''We'll deep-six 'em!''" | ||
*"'' Pillage, plunder, sack and steal. Down to the hold goes the shark's next meal.''" (along with Skurvy) | *"'' Pillage, plunder, sack and steal. Down to the hold goes the shark's next meal.''" (along with Skurvy) | ||
*"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc) | *"''Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit.''" (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc) | ||