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'''The Buddy System''' is one of [[Mario]]'s many comics from the ''[[Nintendo Comics System]]''.
'''The Buddy System''' is one of [[Mario]]'s many comics from the ''[[Nintendo Comics System]]''.
==Plot==
==Plot==
The story begins late at night as Mario and [[Luigi]] attempt to stop loud booming noises coming from the [[Warp Pipe|Transport Tubes]] in [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]]'s [[Princess Peach's Castle|basement]]. Mario finds the pipes to be cluttered with trash, discovering on a sneaker that it all belongs to [[Bowser]]. He hops into the p"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."ipe (leaving Luigi behind and taking the sneaker with him) to search for the tyrant.
The story begins late at night as Mario and [[Luigi]] attempt to stop loud booming noises coming from the [[Warp Pipe|Transport Tubes]] in [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]]'s [[Princess Peach's Castle|basement]]. Mario finds the pipes to be cluttered with trash, discovering on a sneaker that it all belongs to [[Bowser]]. He hops into the pipe (leaving Luigi behind and taking the sneaker with him) to search for the tyrant.


Soon, Mario finds Bowser (still wearing the other sneaker) instructing [[Lemmy Koopa|Lemmy]] on dropping [[bomb]]s at a wall's base and running away. Foolish Lemmy repeatedly asks him to go over it again and again, and finally Bowser questions if he knows where the main pipe really is. Lemmy tells him that [[Mouser (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!)|Mouser]] told him where it was, and that blowing it up would cause the entire underground area of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] to flood; this would make transportation impossible. Unfortunately, Bowser reveals that Lemmy already blew up ten sections, leaving one Warp Pipe remaining. Lemmy uses four bombs to make sure it works, but the results are catastrophic: Luigi hears the explosion from the basement; Lemmy is blasted out of the underground world; and Mario and Bowser are sent flying towards a colony of [[Mouser|Mice]].
Soon, Mario finds Bowser (still wearing the other sneaker) instructing [[Lemmy Koopa|Lemmy]] on dropping [[bomb]]s at a wall's base and running away. Foolish Lemmy repeatedly asks him to go over it again and again, and finally Bowser questions if he knows where the main pipe really is. Lemmy tells him that [[Mouser (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!)|Mouser]] told him where it was, and that blowing it up would cause the entire underground area of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] to flood; this would make transportation impossible. Unfortunately, Bowser reveals that Lemmy already blew up ten sections, leaving one Warp Pipe remaining. Lemmy uses four bombs to make sure it works, but the results are catastrophic: Luigi hears the explosion from the basement; Lemmy is blasted out of the underground world; and Mario and Bowser are sent flying towards a colony of [[Mouser|Mice]].
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