List of Fortune Street quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street.

The characters from the Super Mario and Dragon Quest franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

By franchise[edit]

Character-specific interactions[edit]

This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.

KEY[edit]

Opponents close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
Landing on a low-priced shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
Landing on an average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
Landing on an expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth

Alena[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"
To Luigi: "I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"
To Daisy: "Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"
To Slime: "If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"
To Princessa: "It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"
To Kiryl: "Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"
To Yangus: "Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"
To Carver: "Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"
To Dragonlord: "Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"
To Stella: "Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"
To player: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Kiryl: "Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"
To Stella: "Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."
To Dragonlord: "Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."
To Stella: "So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"
To Stella: "Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"
To Princessa: "You must use this gold for renovation of country."
To Kiryl: "Kiryl! You are big stupid!"
To Yangus: "You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."
To Bianca: "This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, Bianca."
To Stella: "Stella! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"
To player: "I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."

Angelo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Peach: "I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"
To Daisy: "But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"
To Birdo: "Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"
To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."
To Yangus: "Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"
To Bianca: "I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"
To Alena: "She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."
To Jessica: "That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"
To Stella: "You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"
To Patty: "Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Peach: "When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"
To Daisy: "Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."
To Birdo: "I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"
To Princessa: "This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"
To Yangus: "Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."
To Bianca: "I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."
To Alena: "I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"
To Jessica: "Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"
To Stella: "I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"
To Patty: "What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Peach: "It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."
To Birdo: "Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"
To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"
To Yangus: "Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"
To Bianca: "Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"
To Alena: "I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."
To Jessica: "Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."
To Stella: "So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."
To Patty: "So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Peach: "If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"
To Daisy: "I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."
To Birdo: "Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"
To Princessa: "Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"
To Yangus: "These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"
To Bianca: "The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."
To Alena: "This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."
To Jessica: "This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"
To Stella: "The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."
To Patty: "This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Peach: "Well, Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."
To Daisy: "I...I hope you're suitably impressed, Princess Daisy. All this I've bought, just for you..."
To Birdo: "Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"
To Princessa: "When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value..."
To Yangus: "Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"
To Bianca: "...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, Bianca."
To Alena: "Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."
To Jessica: "Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, Jessica. Even after that."
To Stella: "A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, Stella. Ha ha ha!"
To Patty: "If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, Patty, then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."
To male player: "You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"
To female player: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."

Bianca[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To male player: "Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."
To female player: "I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."

Birdo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."
To Luigi: "Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"
To Peach: "Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"
To Dragonlord: "Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
To Slime: "Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"
To Angelo: "Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"
To Luigi: "Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"
To Angelo: "Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, Mario?"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"
To Angelo: "Angelo, you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"
To male player: "How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"
To female player: "This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."

Bowser[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"
To Slime: "AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"
To Princessa: "Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"
To Kiryl: "ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"
To Yangus: "Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"
To Angelo: "Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, Angelo! BWAHAHAHA!"
To Platypunk: "GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"
To Bianca: "Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"
To Alena: "Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's Alena so close to winning!?"
To Carver: "Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"
To Jessica: "GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, Jessica!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"
To Stella: "STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."
To Patty: "There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"
To player: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
To Diddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"
To Slime: "Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
To Princessa: "GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"
To Kiryl: "C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"
To Yangus: "You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"
To Angelo: "This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"
To Platypunk: "Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"
To Bianca: "Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"
To Alena: "This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"
To Carver: "Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"
To Jessica: "I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
To Dragonlord: "Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"
To Stella: "Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"
To Patty: "Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
To Slime: "Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"
To Princessa: "Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"
To Kiryl: "Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"
To Yangus: "I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"
To Angelo: "Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"
To Platypunk: "Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"
To Bianca: "Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"
To Alena: "No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"
To Carver: "Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"
To Jessica: "BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
To Dragonlord: "Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"
To Stella: "What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"
To Patty: "What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"
To player: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"
To Slime: "Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"
To Princessa: "Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"
To Kiryl: "What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"
To Yangus: "ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"
To Angelo: "WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"
To Platypunk: "Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"
To Bianca: "GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"
To Alena: "Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"
To Carver: "ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"
To Jessica: "ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"
To Dragonlord: "Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"
To Stella: "Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"
To Patty: "You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"
To male player: "HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"
To female player: "HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
To Luigi: "GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"
To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"
To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"
To Slime: "Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"
To Princessa: "If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"
To Kiryl: "GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"
To Yangus: "Better watch your back, Yangus! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"
To Angelo: "GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"
To Platypunk: "Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"
To Bianca: "AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"
To Alena: "What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"
To Carver: "GRRRRR! Better watch out, Carver. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"
To Jessica: "When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"
To Stella: "Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"
To Patty: "I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"
To male player: "You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask Mario how that's worked out for him!"
To female player: "You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"

Bowser Jr.[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
To player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Bowser: "Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"
To Luigi: "This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!"
To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
To player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Carver[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"
To Luigi: "You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"
To Peach: "What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"
To Toad: "You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"
To Donkey Kong: "Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"
To Slime: "Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."
To Platypunk: "Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"
To Alena: "Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"
To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"
To Patty: "Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"
To player: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Patty: "Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Patty: "Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Patty: "Patty! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"
To male player: "Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."
To female player: "Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"

The player leveling up[edit]

To female player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, lady! I'll put on a big spread over at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast!"

Diddy Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
To Bowser Jr.: "Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"
To Carver: "Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, Carver! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"
To others: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"
To player: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, Donkey Kong! You're barely making a profit here!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"
To Bowser Jr.: "Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, Bowser Jr.!)"
To Carver: "Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, Carver! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"
To male player: "Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"
To female player: "Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"

Donkey Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"
To Carver: "Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"
To Carver: "Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"
To Carver: "Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, Diddy Kong! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"
To Carver: "Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, Carver!)"
To player: "Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"

Dragonlord[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"
To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"
To Platypunk: "Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."
To Patty: "Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Slime: "Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."
To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."
To Platypunk: "Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Slime: "Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"
To Princessa: "Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."
To Platypunk: "Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"
To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Slime: "Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"
To Princessa: "There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"
To Platypunk: "What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"
To Patty: "Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"
To player: "Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Slime: "Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"
To Princessa: "Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"
To Platypunk: "Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"
To Patty: "Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."
To player: "I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"

Jessica[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Yangus: "I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."
To Angelo: "No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Yangus: "If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."
To Angelo: "I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."
To Stella: "Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occasion?"
To Player: "Looks like the only shop that can be swapped for mine of yours, (Player's name)! Why don't we give it a try?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Yangus: "He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."
To Angelo: "This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"
To Stella: "Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Yangus: "Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"
To Angelo: "No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."
To Stella: "Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Yangus: "Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"
To Angelo: "Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, Angelo."
To Stella: "Keep calm, Jessica, keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."
To male player: "I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"
To female player: "I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"

Kiryl[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."
To Alena: "You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"
To Angelo: "I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Alena: "Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"
To Alena: "This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"
To Patty: "You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"
To Alena: "This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"
To Patty: "Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Luigi, you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."
To Alena: "Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."
To Patty: "Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"
To player: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."

Luigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"
To Peach: "Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"
To Bowser: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"
To Daisy: "You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"
To Yoshi: "Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Toad: "Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Donkey Kong: "Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Wario: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"
To Diddy Kong: "Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"
To Slime: "Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Princessa: "Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Kiryl: "Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Platypunk: "Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Angelo: "Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Yangus: "Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Alena: "Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Bianca: "Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Carver: "Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Jessica: "Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Dragonlord: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"
To Stella: "Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Patty: "Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Peach: "I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "So much for brotherly love, huh, Mario?"
To player: "Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"

List of Fortune Street quotes

By franchise[edit]

Character-specific interactions[edit]

KEY[edit]

Alena[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Angelo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Bianca[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Birdo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Bowser[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Bowser Jr.[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Carver[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

The player leveling up[edit]

Diddy Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Donkey Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Dragonlord[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Jessica[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Kiryl[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Swapping shops[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an average shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Luigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

Mario[edit]