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==Television shows== | ==Television shows== | ||
===''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]''=== | ===''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]''=== | ||
*"''This is a fun game called | ====[[Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas]]==== | ||
*"''Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!''" - [[ | *''"Oh yeah! Let's get back to Kastle Koopa, so Dad can tell us how smart we are!"'' | ||
*"'' | *''"{*with Bully, Big Mouth, and Cheatsy*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪"'' | ||
*"'' | *''"(*in Bully's voice due to an animation error*) Water Land!"'' | ||
*''"No fair!"'' | |||
*''"We're Kooping out too!"'' | |||
====[[Princess Toadstool for President]]==== | |||
*''"Ooh, relax, King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!"'' | |||
*''"Wrong! It's my newest invention: Nice Guy Potion!"'' | |||
*''"Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down. He’d never win, unless we fixed this election!"'' | |||
*''"Whaddaya think, Cheatsy? Does Nice Guy King Dad stand a chance?"'' | |||
*''"Uh, oh! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!"'' | |||
*''"Oh, brother! It looks like the Nice Guy Potion is wearing off!"'' | |||
*''"Don't ever rush achieve!"'' | |||
*''"Whoa! Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!"'' | |||
*''"Oh, forget the plumber! We've got to get that Nice Guy Potion to Dad, before he blows the election!"'' | |||
*''"AAAAAHHHHH!!! The potion is gone!!! We've been outsneaked!"'' | |||
*''"They stole the Nice Guy Potion!"'' | |||
*''"C'mon, King Dad! You can fake your way through this!"'' | |||
====[[Reign Storm]]==== | |||
*''"Whoa, hey, Bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!"'' | |||
*''"Even worse! What if I built a robot Princess, to take over the kingdom, while the real Princess is gone?"'' | |||
*''"Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!"'' | |||
*''"The robot's ready for evil, King Dad! No one in the Mushroom Kingdom, will even suspect the real Princess is still in the Real World!"'' | |||
*''"My job is to keep the real Princess Toadstool in real Hawaii. You told me six times, Bossy Dad!"'' | |||
*''"Aloha, Pop!"'' | |||
*''"Dad! I came to warn you! The real Princess is coming back!"'' | |||
====[[Toddler Terrors of Time Travel]]==== | |||
*''"It seems you get these headaches, every time you get clobbered by the Mario Bros."'' | |||
*''"I-if only those nincompoop plumbers hadn't fallen down that Warp Zone pipe in Brooklyn..."'' | |||
*''"Maybe we can go back and CHANGE history, King Dad! All we need is a little...time travel!"'' | |||
*''"I got to be careful. This is the only time travel tube I've got!"'' | |||
*''"I know what I'm doing!"'' | |||
*''"It's working! I'll take us back to that Brooklyn drain, just before noon, when the Mario Bros. warped into the Mushroom Kingdom!"'' | |||
*''"But, King Dad! It'll blow if you give it more juice!"'' | |||
*''"Whoa! We're goin' out of control!"'' | |||
*''"Forget them, help ME! We're going TOO far back in time!"'' | |||
*''"Maybe I can get this back on course."'' | |||
*''"Oooh! The Mario babies got away! Well, now what do we do?"'' | |||
*''"I think this might work, King Dada!"'' | |||
*''"Alright! King Dad!"'' | |||
*''"You're back to your abnormal self!"'' | |||
*''"If they think we're in costume, King Dad, they'll never GUESS we're not from the Real World! I told ya I'm a genius!"'' | |||
*''"We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario babies never warp through this pipe!"'' | |||
*''"We do, lady. This is a fun game called: STUFF YOUR FURNITURE DOWN THE DRAIN!"'' | |||
*''"Ooh, so that's our problem!"'' | |||
*''"Now the Super Mario Bros. will never get to the Mushroom Kingdom!"'' | |||
*''"My time travel thing is working great!"'' | |||
*''"Better do what King Dad says, Princess! The Super Mario Bros. are stuck in the past!"'' | |||
====[[Oh, Brother!]]==== | |||
*''"Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I made it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom...and flush out the gold coins floating in the underground pipe world, so I can collect them here, in this underground dungeon! Isn't that rich?!"'' | |||
*''"I'm a mad genius, not a plumber!"'' | |||
*''"I've got the Mario Bros. on the Koopascope, King Dad! How should we decide which one to Koop now? Uh, flip a gold coin?"'' | |||
*''"Say no more, Kooper Dooper Dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!"'' | |||
*''"I'll catch that faucet face with another one of my nifty gizmos: The Plumber Pole!"'' | |||
*''"And now a big jerk for that big plumber jerk!"'' | |||
*''"It worked, my evil daddy-o! Mario's our prisoner!"'' | |||
*''"We have the power to make you do anything we want, thanks to my latest genius invention: The Lame Brainer!"'' | |||
*''"I'm so smart! Ooh, he's Plumber's Putty in our hands!"'' | |||
*''"Mario! Here's a tasty, delicious, and all-around scrumptious bowl of pasta!"'' | |||
*''"But Mario, you HATE pasta!"'' | |||
*''"We've turned him into our slave, thanks to this super Kooper invention!"'' | |||
*''"(Mind-controlled) Your wish is my command, Mario-Masters!"'' | |||
*''"(Mind-controlled) Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!"'' | |||
====[[Misadventures in Babysitting]]==== | |||
*''"Hoohoohoo, look! That strange little fella! He's a Real Worlder!"'' | |||
*''"I'm Kooky von Koopa!"'' | |||
*''"We've just caught ourselves a pair of babysitting plumbers! That's what!"'' | |||
*''"Yeah, but the best is yet to come!"'' | |||
*''"Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!"'' | |||
*''"Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?"'' | |||
*''"Right NOW!!!"'' | |||
*''"Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!"'' | |||
====[[Mush-Rumors]]==== | |||
*''"Whoa, aliens! Millions of them, Big Mouth!"'' | |||
*''"No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?"'' | |||
*''"Don't worry, sis! We'll trick THEM!"'' | |||
*''"I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!"'' | |||
*''"Uh, sorry, King Dad! My analyzer says that they really WERE Real World people!"' | |||
*''"Uh...yeah! They were planning to go to Wild Waldo's Amusement Park!"'' | |||
====[[Crimes R Us]]==== | |||
*''"Got it, Crimewave Clyde!"'' | |||
====[[Up, Up, and a Koopa]]==== | |||
*''"Whoa, of course it's perfect! After all, I invented it!"'' | |||
*''"And no one can stop us, cause we have the Sky World's ruler: Emperor Ed, locked in the brig!"'' | |||
*''"NO!!! You overloaded it!"'' | |||
*''"Emperor Ed flew the Koopa Koop!"'' | |||
*''"Boy, King Dad! Oooh, you really did a job on my Kooper-Dooper Raiser-Upper! Oooh, now it's a real downer!"'' | |||
*''"Ooooh, there! Now it has 10 times its original power!"'' | |||
*''"Quadradruple power?! Uh, gee, King Dad! I don't think you should-"'' | |||
*''"We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to...CHAOS MODE!!!"'' | |||
====[[7 Continents for 7 Koopas]]==== | |||
*''"Big problems, King Dad! Our radiator's overheated!"'' | |||
*''"With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!"'' | |||
*''"I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!"'' | |||
*''"I used my magic wand to turn all the wild animals...into STUFFED ANIMALS!"'' | |||
====[[True Colors]]==== | |||
*''"Whoa, well, Cheatsy! While Dad takes his beauty sleep, looks like WE'LL have to order this attack!"'' | |||
*''"PARAGOOMBAS AWAY!!!"'' | |||
*''"Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!"'' | |||
*''"I'm a genius! My Koopa Color Goopa worked perfectly!"'' | |||
*''"I saw that! It was one of those red Mushrooms! They're always doing mean stuff like that!"'' | |||
*''"I was walking here first, you rippin' red rubble!"'' | |||
*''"Yeah!"'' | |||
*''"Yeah!"'' | |||
*''"Come on, blues! Let's have a big rumble, and give those reds what they deserve!"'' | |||
*''"''"RUMBLE!!!"'' | |||
*''"Oh, yeah! We got them to believe that red was better than blue! And vice versa!"'' | |||
*''"And then, when they self-saute, dear old King Dad will waltz right in and take over the kingdom!"'' | |||
*''"TALK?! Will the reds wipe us out?! Look, they're heading this way! CHAAAARGE!!!"'' | |||
*''"{*with Cheatsy*} RATS!"'' | |||
*''"What about those terrible things the reds did?! Let's rumble!"'' | |||
====[[Super Koopa (episode)|Super Koopa]]==== | |||
*''"Then hit it, Hip! Hop to it, Hop!"'' | |||
*''"Oooh, we did it! This pendant is gonna give King Dad the same super powers the Mario Bros. have! Oooh, boy! Am I smart?"'' | |||
*''"Thanks, King Dad, but uh, there's just one little problem."'' | |||
*''"So, if we can just lure those bridge-brain bozos back there..."'' | |||
*''"The french fries!"'' | |||
===''[[Super Mario World (television series)|Super Mario World]]''=== | |||
====[[The Wheel Thing]]==== | |||
*''"Good idea, Mario... Great idea... In fact, just the idea I needed to conquer the Dome City!"'' | |||
*''"Thank you, Marios! You've inspired me to create my most monstrous invention ever!"'' | |||
*''"Help me with my brilliant invention! Today, the Dome City...TOMORROW, THE WORLD!!!"'' | |||
*''"Mega Mechanasaur; Big-Feet for short."'' | |||
*''"The Kooky key to any door!"'' | |||
*''"A genuine cave-patch doll!"'' | |||
*''"All aboard, King Dad!"'' | |||
*''"Fasten your seatbelt! It's going to be a bumpy ride!"'' | |||
*''"Later, King Dad! Gotta finish the KOOKY VON KOOPA MEMORIAL FREEWAY!"'' | |||
*''"Uh...fasten your seatbelt?"'' | |||
==Miscellaneous== | ==Miscellaneous== | ||