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The scientific name for Yoshi is[edit]

Since I was being nosy and I decided snoop in UglyMonsterOnFire's talk page, I will answer your question on the scientific name of Yoshi.

It is

Stupida idioticania

Otherwise, scientists usually call Yoshi a "retarded frog." Well, he looks mentally disabled and drunk because he IS mentally disabled and drunk. Well, let's dissect him for our science class. Since he has smooth skin, a long tongue, big bulgy eyes, and a retarded voice, Yoshi is considered a frog and not a thickwitted dinosaur/dragon.

If we could classify Wario, we would call him Homo sapiens, but we know humans don't have pointy ears, poop for hair, cholesterol teeth, a garlic-shaped nose, and humans do not suck in black holes. Which means Wario doesn't get his own classification.

Mimus polyglottos.

The Mushroom Planet's best scientist,

Icon showing how many lives Mario has left. From Super Mario 64 DS. It's me, Mario! (Talk / Stalk) 13:11, 21 February 2010 (EST)

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