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Hi, I'm Ralphfan. You probably already knew that.

Put a new heading or subheading before you put your stuff; don't just indent. That's all. Really.

Except of course...:

  • No racism
  • No swears except the permitted ones (there's a list somewhere)
  • No "inappropriate" (most of you know what I mean) references
  • To format anything else, see how everyone else did it.

Yeah, that's all.

Oops, I did it again...

Yep. Take that, other 7,000,000,000 people and other life forms with near-human intelligence!

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Shroom

HI! i saw you currently write more than 2 sections, we just allow 2, so please resign from the other ones. This is so people can get more chances of writing for The 'Shroom. Thanks! --TucayoSig.png The 'Shroom 15:58, 27 November 2009 (EST)

News of Fakeness

Did you get the new thing I sent you? And when do I know if I get the job?--FREAK ~Game GameBros.png Freak~ OUT!

Salesman of Ads

:D Thanks.--FREAK ~Game GameBros.png Freak~ OUT!

Thank you!!!

Thanks for accepting me to the job, and the question you asked me, well, I wouldn't mind taking the Cooking guide thing too (since I know the recipes very well now). But, one question, do I have to make another interview for December's issue, or just skip it, or just use the one I sent you?

I'm not a 100% sure if I you got the cooking guide, but I sent it today!!! Hope you enjoy it, and you have a problem with it, you could minorly edit it!!! Baby Mario Bloops

P.S.: Nooooo! I love Baby Peach! Why do you hate her?!

BEAT IT BEAT IT

Tadaa!2.gifHi, Ralphfan!Tadaaa!.gif

Please PM Super Mario Bros. and Gabumon your 'Shroom section on the forums (our forums, which one did you think?) by no later than March 14th. Please remember to save a copy in your outbox. If you can't, be sure to tell us soon and we'll be sure to punish you cruelly work something out.



'Shroomingly yours,

Super Mario Bros. and Gabumon

CG part 2

I sent the Cooking guide again, and triple checked if I was sending it to a valid user. Hope you got it this time.

Yeah, I will try to be more active on that, along with the little free time I have now that I have lots of activities I have to do lately, that is why I haven't been on for awhile. Also, it may be hard to get to know users on the Forums because they all have nicknames. Anyways, I will see you later (hopefully)! Baby Mario Bloops

Re: Fake News

Um... I'm not allowed to get an account on the forums for some reason I don't know. But I can easily answer the question here, right? User:Dry Paratroopa/sig

Invisible Header

Due to the fact that I won't give any personal information out I'll rephrase what I said and say I don't have permission to get an account. but sure, I'll e-mail you. User:Dry Paratroopa/sig And don't laugh at my Gmail account name.

Darn those invisible headers!

Actually, never mind that. Apparently, I'm not "logged in and have a valid e-mail account in my preferences" even though I am logged in and the e-mail in my preferences is totally valid otherwise I couldn't access it. So this is the only way for me to send my interview to you.

Sign up

I believe you're mistaken. I never asked for a job for Fake News. Hello, I'm Time Turner.

Can we write?

Hi, I'm RosalinaKartWii and I was wondering If I could be Fake News' Fake Character writer. The forum is not working for me. I have a good imagination, I am good at writing anything (except for poetry and science fiction), and I am responsible. I can also spell most words. I know a lot about Mario Characters and Mario Games, too. I hope you consider hiring me. Thanks, RosalinaKartWii.

I, Yoshionfire (same account name on the forms) have just sent you the Interview Answers that I gave and (If I Get the job) My Section Thanks If I Get the job

If I had something better to right here, don't you think you'd see it?

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Hello, Ralphfan/Archive 6,

Please send me (Doomhiker) your Fake News section(s) by the deadline. If you are unable to submit your section in time, please tell me as soon as possible, and I'll sort something out.


Yours truly,

Doomhiker


Feel free to add this to your userbox tower:

{{userbox|border=yellow|mainbkgd=#90C|codebkgd=#FF0|codecolor=#FF0|code=[[File:Wario Jumps.gif|40px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FF0; font-family:Arial">'''This user writes for the The 'Shroom's Fake News.'''</span>}}

This is my last issue guys!

Tadaa!2.gifHi, Ralphfan!Tadaaa!.gif

Please PM Super Mario Bros. and Gabumon your 'Shroom section on the forums (our forums, which one did you think?) by no later than March 14th. Please remember to save a copy in your outbox. If you can't, be sure to tell us soon and we'll be sure to punish you cruelly work something out.



'Shroomingly yours,

Super Mario Bros. and Gabumon

--TucayoSig.png The 'Shroom 22:57, 28 December 2009 (EST)

NO HEADER FOR U!

How do I use an image on the Mario Wiki, because the ones on Photobucket are crap.--FREAK ~Game GameBros.png Freak~ OUT!

Thanks For Letting Me Write

Hey Ralphfan. Thanks for accepting me for the Fake Characters section. Also, to answer your question, I'm fine with sharing the section with another writer.
From: LaLaLand123 (talk)

Pics and Tricks

Okay, that was all I needed. Probelm solved. Thanks.--FREAK ~Game GameBros.png Freak~ OUT!

Shroomerton

That is OK :) --TucayoSig.png The 'Shroom 13:45, 29 December 2009 (EST)

okay.

I will write The Fake Characters page with them. I never got the activation email for the forum.
The preceding unsigned comment was added by RosalinaKartWii (talk).

Fake News

Say, I have tons of good quality Fake Fake News articles, so if you need some, I could provide them. YourBuddyBill (talk)

Fake News Section....

I just sent you the Cooking Guide, so make sure you have it. I going to send in my interview section in a few minutes, I have to finish it. I'm only sending this message just to make sure that you know I sent you the messages. See you later!!! Baby Mario Bloops

Travix Man

Hi, Why does it still say for the fake shop, Position Vacant? can you change that?

The Shroom's Fake News End

YA SPELT CHANUKAH WRONG!
The preceding unsigned comment was added by LuigiMadness71 (talk).

Shroom

Yoshario is inactive, so please PM me and Stooby your Shroom sections. Thanks!! --TucayoSig.png The 'Shroom 14:06, 4 January 2010 (EST)

No header...

That would be cool. How will it work? Telling users to PM you will just confuse them..... Perhaps I PM them to you, and then you back to me. --TucayoSig.png The 'Shroom 21:29, 4 January 2010 (EST)

Sorry

OMG!!! I think I'm late for The 'Shroom!!! Wasn't the due date on the 3rd of January? I had family events going on, I had trouble logging on to my account, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EVEN GIVE YOU MY ARTICLE, AND I'M FREAKIN' OUT!!!! Help me! RosalinaKartWii

The Shroom's Fake News

I've signed up for fake games and have already made an article. I'll send you an e-mail of it.

The preceding unsigned comment was added by LuigiMadness71 (talk).

WANTED: One Header

I wish I could get an account on the forum, but I tried doing it again and I never got the activation email! How else can I give you the article!

The preceding unsigned comment was added by LuigiMadness71 (talk).

Make that two!

Ermmm... Try a difrent username?

The preceding unsigned comment was added by LuigiMadness71 (talk).


Why do you hate Baby Peach?! also Rosalina?! and Peach?!

WHY DO YOU HATE THEM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario Party 6 promotional artwork, Princess Peach, version 1 Peachycakes867 (talk) Super Mario Galaxy promotional artwork: Rosalina with her wand held.

Sorry x 128

Hey there, Luigi 128 here. Like Luigi would say, "I'm-a so sorry but for reasons that I may explain you later I can't even get close to a computer last week."

RE: NessandLuigi469

Here's this user, NessandLuigi469 (talk) who said this userbox:

Diddy Kong from DK: Jungle Climber.
So you may want to ask him why. Mario Party 6 promotional artwork, Princess Peach, version 1 Peachycakes867 (talk) Super Mario Galaxy promotional artwork: Rosalina with her wand held.

'Shroom

To be honest, I'm not very active on the wiki - any more. But I'm still writing... Clyde1998.png Clyde Clyde was Here Edits Vids! Clyde1998.png

Header Pulled a Houdini

I'm still writing... Clyde1998.png Clyde Clyde was Here Edits Vids! Clyde1998.png

Travix Interview

CONTENT DELETED: SPOILER

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Leaving

No, I'm not. My computer just died, which is why I've been gone. Who told you that I was going to GameFAQs? - 2257(Talk) 13:41, 19 January 2010 (EST)

The Shroom Request

I would like to do the Fake Games. --MarLvls 21:58, 22 January 2010 (EST)

Thou haſt been warnedeth

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Hello, Ralphfan/Archive 6,

Please send me (Doomhiker) your Fake News section(s) by the deadline. If you are unable to submit your section in time, please tell me as soon as possible, and I'll sort something out.


Yours truly,

Doomhiker


RalphSprite.pngRalphfan>>ſpeak in thy old tongue, ſor it be eſt moſt un-poſh indeed.RalphSprite.png

Gift Card

These are the gift shop cards. (This is the rough draft.) File:Gift Card.gif TM Sig.PNG Travix M.

Please tell me that...

"If you're having trouble with you're homework, don't go up to your teacher and say, "This homework is too hard! Now gimme a big wet kiss!""

This wasn't you. o_O Oh well, I'm just using this as an excuse to put a new section on your talk page since you told me to. Have fun archiving. Yours truly, Jackie Chan's apprentice. Jorge.