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Doc von Schmeltwick
Favorite Mario power-up	Hammer Suit, Boomerang Flower, and Blue Shell (Shells are awesome.)

“Once Krusha has crushed all that beautiful meth, Donkey Kong will think we are participating in the ceasefire! Think we are participating in the ceasefire! Think we are participating in the ceasefire! But instead, we will be participatingintheceasefire!”

—King K. Rool, King K. Rool files a complaint at Super Disney Land 3, a YouTube Poop

Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined on May 15, 2017. I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. What I dislike is political garbage, be it governmental, social, identity, et cetera. Just...keep that off here, it does not belong.

User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects
My other wiki project

Best character who hasn't been made (yet): Gold Tanooki Cat Baby Metal Waluigette: ultimate roster filler!

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  Most underappreciated artwork ever

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  If you're actually reading this excuse for a page, this is probably you (talking to you epecially KF)

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  I wanted to keep this on a whim, lel

Some current goals:

• Merge Super Soda to Fresh Juice
• Merge Ice Piranha Plant to Frost Piranha
• Split Bin into something logical
• Merge the Dark Moon section of Big Boo into Boolossus
• Merge the SPM "Moon Cleft" to Cleft
• Merge Lava Piranha to Fire Piranha Plant

So you've gotten into a debate with me

Want some tips into effectively arguing with me? For starters, if I start a debate acting on-the-fence suggesting a change, do not under any circumstances attempt to shut it down with a "no that's 100% impossible." Instead, take a more ambiguous approach like I'd started with. Basically, the more you push, the more I'll push back. I'm like Canary Mary from Banjo-Tooie in that regard. Additionally, "this is an English Wiki" is not now and never will be an argument. It may be an English wiki, but it's a predominantly Japanese franchise, so not looking at it from an international perspective is disingenuous and helps nobody.