	Doc von Schmeltwick
Favorite Mario power-up	Hammer Suit, Boomerang Flower, and Blue Shell; (Shells are awesome.)

“Once Krusha has crushed all that beautiful meth, Donkey Kong will think we are participating in the ceasefire! Think we are participating in the ceasefire! Think we are participating in the ceasefire! But instead, we will be participatingintheceasefire!”

—King K. Rool, King K. Rool files a complaint at Super Disney Land 3, a YouTube Poop

“Don't call me "bro" or I will turn you into Klonkey Klong and send you to the netherworld PINKY KONG IS STINKY KONG! OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE! SAMMER'S KINGDOM WAS AN INSIDE JOB! MOE-EYES PUNS AREN'T FUNNY! I'm done now. (mic drop)”

—Me, Being silly. Petey Piranha is large Whomp

Most underappreciated artwork ever

Status: Have a job now, time online may be sporadic.

Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined on May 15, 2017! I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. I currently am 21 years of age. I am also a spriter, my TSR thread for some of my posted sprites can be found here :3.

When I entered the Sand Kingdom initially, I had five moons. When I left initially, I had 68. I'm good at finding things.

Additionally, I am the depraved maniac who wrote the Peachette page, thus unwittingly giving that friggin' "Bowsette" meme some manner of pushing forwards. Fear meeeeee!

I wanted to keep this on a whim, lel

User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects

Best character who hasn't been made (yet): Gold Tanooki Cat Baby Metal Waluigette: ultimate roster filler!

Note: Don't expect me to be available on Sundays during the school year, I am typically busy on those for most of the day.

Current goals:

Merge Rainbow Tap-Tap to Tap-Tap
Merge Super Soda to Fresh Juice
Merge King Boo (Super Mario Sunshine) to Big Boo (possibly; wait for more SM64 guidebook research)
Merge Lightfish to Glimmer the Anglerfish
Merge Ice Piranha Plant to Frost Piranha
Split Bin into something logical
Do something about Black Shy Guy
Merge the Dark Moon section of Big Boo into Boolossus
Split Jaxi and Jaxi Statue
Merge the Metal Marios
Split unneeded things from Fishin' Lakitu
Merge Pale Piranha to Piranha Plant again
Merge the SPM "Moon Cleft" to Cleft
Merge Big Boo (boss) to Big Boo
Merge Nomadimouse and possibly Little Mouser (character) and Nomadimouse (character) to Little Mouser
Merge Lava Piranha to Fire Piranha Plant

Other talk page things

Talk:Slide (Super Mario 64)

So you've gotten into a debate with me

Want some tips into effectively arguing with me? For starters, if I start a debate acting on-the-fence suggesting a change, do not under any circumstances attempt to shut it down with a "no that's 100% impossible." Instead, take a more ambiguous approach like I'd started with. Basically, the more you push, the more I'll push back. I'm like Canary Mary from Banjo-Tooie in that regard. Additionally, "this is an English Wiki" is not now and never will be an argument. It may be an English wiki, but it's a predominantly Japanese franchise, so not looking at it from an international perspective is disingenuous and helps nobody.

Doc von Schmeltwick's Userbox Tower

This user is now Klonkey Klong!

This user is a spriter!

This user prefers the Super Mario All-Stars Super Mario Bros. 3 graphical style.

This user thinks the Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island graphical style is also good.

This user thinks the Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story graphical style is also good.

This user thinks the Super Mario World graphical style is too off-model and overused in fanworks.

This user thinks the Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga graphical style too is off-model and overused in fanworks.

This user even has a picture of you!

This user is a staunch supporter of mole classification rights.

This user is a staunch supporter of non-mole classification rights.

This user is a staunch supporter of firearm rights.

This user wants a spiky shell of her very own!

This user knows that using in-game filenames as an absolute for determining names makes you now a permanent Attacky Sack!

This user advocates for using "Troopa" as the shortened form of Koopa Troopa to avoid confusion.

This user prefers that this be the species to simply be called "Koopa."

This user is transgender!

This user suffers from chronic depression!

This user realizes this list just got really dark all of the sudden, so have a Mecha-Chomp!

This user has an attitude problem that is being worked on.

This user happens to like both YTP and toasters!

This user is probably on the autism spectrum, but given the other things on here, that shouldn't be a big surprise at all.

This user can eat 2 full-size Pizza Hut pizzas at once, and still remains trim, and occasionally a bit underweight...

This user -blah blah blah- Y̶̡̢ouR̵ ̢̡͝ś́͡O̵̕͢u͞L͏!

Steal it? uuuuh, oh, that's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.....

This user is a stool pigeon! Vandals beware, ye'll be reported!

This user owns this shirt! (But to be honest, who doesn't?)

This user is acquaintanced with a conflagratory infant

This user misses Shokora (come back soon plz ;-;)

This user is acquaintanced with Toadette the Starg.

This user is acquaintanced with the scattered Alex

This user will never stop finding this image hilarious

Wikis I can also be found on

The Cutting Room Floor
JiggyWikki, a MediaWiki for Banjo-Kazooie that I followed Results May Vary (talk) to.
RareWiki, I followed him there too.
TriforceWiki, which is a more complicated situation. Admin of it.

Note: I rarely update the below lists, so don't be surprised if there's a lot missing. Particularly with images, I tend to mass-upload those.

Pages I've Created (that are still around, by time)

Tadpole (enemy)
Futamogu
Mizuuo
Hidama
Seeing-eye door
Denki/Electric Lamp
Spark (Wario Land 3)
Nobiiru
Chestnut
Togēba
Bird (Mario's Time Machine)
Laser Grid
Bōtsu (through technicality; page existed, but instead described Kōmori Missile, which I officially created.)
Batto Shuruken
Big
Mister Koopa's Neighborhood (known to some as Hades, Hell, the Infernum, the Netherworld, the Netherlands, Holland, et cetera...)
List of Wario Land 3 pre-release and unused content
Bat (Super Mario Galaxy)
Topper (rescued from stub)
Mechawiggler
Broodals
Tropical Wiggler
Maw-Ray
Goombette (The Super Mario Odyssey info was initially put in by me, so I consider it my own.)
Bubblainian
Gushen
Mollusque-Lanceur
Dark Side
Push-Block

Pages I've Saved (may not be complete)

Categories I've Created (alphabetical)

I like taxonomy, what can I say?

Images I've Uploaded (Reuploaded ones included, by time)

“I am a Wario Renaissance”

—Me, after discovering my edits of Wario Land 3 caused some reinterest to be sparked in the game, both here and on The Spriter's Resource

Owl, Wario Land 3
A pleasant-looking Mizuuo, Wario Land 3
Nobiiru (who is still a thermometer), Wario Land 3
Li'l electric guy I decided to call Spark because of the already-existing Water Spark article, Wario Land 3
If I had known how to make articles in ways other than through red links when I made this one's, I'd have probably named this something like Tadpounce, Wario Land 3
Fire Robota, Wario Land 3
Pouncing Pincers, Wario Land 3
Para-Gooms, Wario Land 3
Birds, Wario Land 3
Red Froggy being trodden upon, Wario Land 3
Fat enthusiast worm salamander guy, Wario Land 3
Octohorn and bratty version, Wario Land 3
Dodoriguez Jr., Mario & Wario
Tittles the Tor-teis, GRRR, Wario Land 3
The Three Stooges, Mario's Time Machine (NES)
Sluggish Laser Grid, curse your speed limitations UnFREEZ, Wario Land 3
One of those spiky things, Wario Land 3
See this makes a valid page!, Wario Land 3
Not Morty Mole, Super Mario World artwork
Ayyyyy, it's another mole!
Firechu. Hey I'm getting good at this artwork-posting!
Some crocodile guy. He jumps.
I fell in to, a burning ring of fire...
...I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher...
...and it burns, burns, burns...the ring of fire...the ring of fire.
Ratwolf
Craaaaab people...
Saw thingy
One eaty fish or the other.
My Karoobi.
Shemp and the messing-up fold.
Ball 'n' Chain
Shocking.
Boom Octopus
Gorogorogoro
How do you comic?
One big Troopa.
Professor Snapejaw
Spark of Klonks
Traps. Move along, nothing to see here.
One of the aforementioned traps, and the only one that had art here.
Wario's perfect match is a ghost.
Spook
They make cards for these things?!
Him too?!
Togēba eye bulge.
Shocking, eye-popping action.
♪I can't believe YOU can fly!♪
Y u no die?
Surveying the scenery.
Pointless, like this enemy.
T̀҉h͞E̵͏ e̢͘E͜L͘̕ ̕͢͡c̸̢͢A̸M͟e̴ o͡U͘͘t͠ ̷̨T̀͢O̴̧͡ ̨͢͡P҉̡l͞҉A̢͢Ỳ͠͠
Why do you have yellow lips
The tale of the Cheep Cheep that thought it was an orange Blurp.
You again?!
The heck is a "Flow Flower?"
Let's take a picture!
Ziggy Podoboo
Mechafawful. Be prepared for a lot of Minion Quest things.
Not Ptooie
Not-so-Beany Bro
Broozer is a kinda dumb name, really.
This wiki once thought these were insects.
Captain Book
Lar son
Atomic Master Jumbo Boss Boo
What is it with the 2.5D Mario & Luigi games' obsession with this guy?
The Easiest Boss
Shadow Mario Classic
Clown-Captain PoopButtFaceBeard the Pirate
IT'S ME
So tired of that Mole game.
A Troopa with a flag.
The same, but golden.
Not too shy to be captain.
Pac-Man's less-intelligent cousin. BWARF BWARF!
Charlie
Sloppily retconned-in Paratroopa
What's with the dark clones anyways?
Inconsistently-depicted Dry Bonehead
#BringBackTheFireLoogies
Fry Guy Pie Shy Why Thigh
Stackin' Stu's less-intelligent cousin. BWOIP!
Their page once got deleted.
Not even the best one is immune...
Jumper, or back-and-forth?
Up-and-down
Nope, red ones don't battle.
What does Lakitu even mean?
He looks like a Larry, so we shall call him that.
The hip one.
Mah boi President Trump
O H MY!!!
Mean green mother from outer space

And a bunch I haven't put down yet. Basically look here.

Templates I've Created

Mario Games I own

Donkey Kong 64 (Through Wii U VC) (All 3701 bananas, heck all of everything with a counter that has a denominator, not all banana coins (but I think I got that 5-banana coin 3 years before documentation))
Donkey Kong Country Returns (All except the backwards-thing)
Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D (Just got, haven't played yet)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Main game beaten)
Luigi's Mansion (All gold frames except King Boo)
Luigis Mansion dark moon boxart.png

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (Had lost, got replaced) (All jewels, I think)
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (Main campaign beaten)
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (Had lost, got replaced) (Defeated Bowser X and final boss)
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (Game beaten)
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions (All bean spots, hidden blocks, and coffee recipes acquired, main story beaten, got to Bowser's Castle in Minion Quest mode)
Mario Kart 7 (Had lost, got replaced) (All character unlocked)
Mario Kart 8 (and all DLC) (All characters unlocked)
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (Toad and Toadette, and many cars unlocked)
Mario Kart Wii (I think that the only character left is Mii Outfit B, but maybe Dry Bowser as well)
Minecraft: Wii U Edition
New Super Mario Bros. (Had lost, got replaced) (100%, no Toad Houses)
New Super Mario Bros. 2 (Had lost, got replaced) (100%)
Box NA - New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U.png

New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U (100%)
Mariobox-noscale.jpg

New Super Mario Bros. Wii (100%)
Paper Mario (Through Wii VC) (Highest level possible, not all recipes though)
Paper Mario: Sticker Star (Had lost, got replaced) (Game beaten)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Everything except Recipes)
Super Mario 3D Land (Had lost, got replaced) (All except Bonus level)
Super Mario 3D World (All except Bonus Level as Peach and Rosalina)
Super Mario 64 (Through Wii VC) (All Stars)
Super Mario 64 DS (Had lost, got replaced) (All Stars)
Super Mario All-Stars Limited Edition (Full package) (SMB2 and SMB3 beaten without warps)
Super Mario Bros. + Duck Hunt
Super Mario Galaxy (All Stars, both Mario and Luigi)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (All Stars and Green Stars)
Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins (Through 3DS VC) (Game Beaten)
Super Mario Maker (Beat those four challenge levels and have several costumes)
Super Mario Odyssey (Have everything from vanilla version, defeated "harder" Bowser, and bought all of the update costumes as of 6/15/18. Rank 44 in Balloon World.)
Super Mario Sunshine (All Shine Sprites)
Super Mario World (x2 through cartridge and once through Wii VC) (All exits)
Super Paper Mario (Beat game, Flipside pit, and maybe got all recipes)
Super Smash Bros. (Through Wii VC) (Beat with every character)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Beat SE, beat all events, and beat other modes with all characters)
Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS (and all DLC) (Beat each mode with all non-DLC characters)
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U (and all DLC) (Beat each mode with all non-DLC characters)
Super Smash Bros. Melee (Beat all events, and beat all modes all characters)
Wario Land 3 (Through 3DS VC) (All treasures, all Musical Coins, beat a Hidden Figure, haven't done all Time Trials though)
Wario Land II (GBC through 3DS VC) (Beat the time trial)
Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 (Through 3DS VC) (Got all treasures and a planet)

Also I despise Wizzerds and Elite Wizzerds, but then again, everybody who isn't a masochist does.

Trivia

I was born on the day Walkazo (may she rest in peace) turned 6 years old.
Mario says "Thank you tonight!" when you beat a level the normal way in NSMB.
The first Mario games I played were Super Mario World and Super Mario Advance, neither of which I actually owned due to not having a Nintendo console. When the advertisements for NSMB started showing up, I had no idea what Goombas were.
Petey Piranha is awesome because of his inexplicable underwear.
The only reason I got into the franchise were (mostly cruddy) flash games, a grand majority of which used Super Mario World graphics.

[Edit] Mario's Time Machine
Super Mario characters		Bowser • Bowser's mother^b • Donkey Kong Jr.^c • Iggy Koopa • Larry Koopa • Lemmy Koopa • Ludwig von Koopa • Luigi^a • Mario • Roy Koopa^d • Yoshi^d
Historical persons used as characters		Abraham Lincoln^a • Albert Einstein^c • Andrew Iverson^a • Anne Hathaway • Aristotle • Benjamin Franklin • Booker T. Washington^a • Catherine Dickens^a • Charles Dickens^a • Charles-Gaspard de la Rive^a • Cleopatra • Constanze Mozart^a • David Grenewetzki^a • Deborah Read^a • Don Lloyd^a • Duke of Alençon • Edmund Halley • Ferdinand Magellan • Francis Drake • Frederick Douglass^a • Galileo Galilei^a • George Washington Carver^a • Henry Ford^a • Ho Ti^a • Isaac Newton • Jeff Griffeath^a • Joan of Arc • Johann Gutenberg • Joseph Haydn^a • Juan Sebastian Del Cano • Julius Caesar • Kublai Khan • Leonardo da Vinci • Louis Pasteur^a • Ludwig van Beethoven • Mahatma Gandhi • Marco Polo • Mary Todd Lincoln^a • Michael Faraday^a • Michelangelo Buonarroti • Minamoto no Yoritomo^c • Pierre Paul Emile Roux^a • Plato • Queen Elizabeth I • Raphael Sanzio • Richard Burbage • Royal Society • Sarah Barnard^a • Thomas Edison • Thomas Jefferson • Ts'ai Lun^a • William Shakespeare • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart^a
Enemies		Bird^c • Bodyslam Koopa^c • Bullet Bill^a • Koopa • Mine • Pterodactyl^a • Shark^a • Space Troopa^c • UFO^c • Walking Turnip^c
Locations		Academy • Alexandria • Athens • Berlin Wall^c • Bowser's castle • Bowser's Museum • Calcutta • Cambridge University • Cambuluc • Cretaceous Period • Egypt^c • Florence • Germany^c • Gettysburg^c • Gobi Desert • Independence Hall • Japan^c • Kitty Hawk^c • London • Luoyang^a • Mainz • Menlo Park • Moon^c • Novato^a • Orleans • Padua^a • Paradise • Paris^a • Philadelphia • Stratford-upon-Avon • Swan Inn • Trinidad • Tuskegee^a • Vienna • Washington, D.C.^a • White House^a
Items and objects		Almanac^a • Apple • Art File^a • Astrolabe • Backscratcher • Ball^a • Bamboo^a • Beret • Book^a • Book of Marco Polo • Bosun's Pipe • Bow^a • Bowser Statue • Bread • Bucket of Plaster • Buckle^a • Bug Fix^a • Bug Report^a • Bunny^a • Calculus Book • Cat • Chisel • Chocolate^a • Cloth^a • Compass^a • Conversations on Chemistry^a • Crank Handle^a • Crown • Cup of Tea • Declaration of Independence • Dictionary^a • Dinosaur Egg^c • Drawing of Air Screw • Drawing of Ideal Man • Drumstick • F=MA • Fan • Feather • Filament • Firecracker^a • Fireworks • Flag (India) • Flag (United States of America)^c • Flask^a • Floppy Disk^a • Flute^a • Football • Globe • Grape • Handkerchief • Hand Mirror • Horse's Bit • Hourglass Block^c • Ice Cream^a • Incense • Inkwell^a • Information box^c • Key (Mainz) • Key (Philadelphia)^a • Knife • Ladder • Laurel Wreath • Law Book • Lemonade^a • Lens • Light Bulb^c • Magnet^a • Measuring Stick • Metal Type • Metronome • Milk^a • Mona's Mirror • Mona Lisa • Money^a • Monocle • Mushroom • Music • Newspaper • Notebook • Onion • Paint • Paintbrush • Painting^a • Pamphlet • Paper Money • Pearl Necklace • Penny^a • Physics Equation^c • Poetry Book^a • Postcard • Principia • Print Block • Propeller^c • Quill Pen (1602)^c • Quill Pen (Orleans) • Rat Trap • Republic • Rice^a • Scarf^a • Scissors • Script^a • Scroll^a • Shield • Skull • Sledgehammer^c • Spectacles (Philadelphia) • Spectacles (Washington, D.C.)^a • Sphinx^c • Staff • Stamp^a • Starman^c • Steering Wheel^c • Stovepipe Hat^c • Sword^c • Tea Bag • Telegram • Telescope (Padua)^a • Telescope (Trinidad) • Throne^c • Ticket^a • Timulator • Tire^a • Torch^c • Toy^a • Turkey^a • Turtle Cannon^c • Watch^a • Warp Pipe^c • Whirlpool • Wooden Snake
Other		Staff
^a Exclusive to the DOS/PC releases ^b Exclusive to the Deluxe release ^c Exclusive to the NES release ^d Not in the SNES release

[Edit] Shroobs
Characters	Commander Shroob • Elder Princess Shroob • Elder Shrooboid • Junior Shrooboid • Princess Shroob • Shrooboid Brat • Shrowser • Sunnycide
Species	Blazing Shroob • Dr. Shroob • Guardian Shroob • Intern Shroob • RC Shroober • Shroid • Shroob • Shrooba Diver • Shroob saucer • Shrooblet • Shroobsworth • Support Shroob
Relatives	Egg (Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time) • Shroob mushroom • Shroob Rex • Shroob-omb • Spiny Shroopa • Swiggler • Tashrooba • Yoob

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*Favorite Mario* power-up**	Hammer Suit, Boomerang Flower, and Blue Shell (Shells are awesome.)