List of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the television show The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, listed by character.

Mario

Luigi

Bowser

  • "I'll get those plumbers!" - Opening
  • "Listen up, you reptiles! The Koopa family meeting will come to order! So far, I’ve sent you Koopalings, to pull sneaky little tricks, and medium-sized meanness! Now you’re ready for the biggest badness of all! Goomba guards, show ‘em the guy we’re out to get’s life-sized portrait!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "No, Big Mouth’s right!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Somebody is gonna stop ‘em! I'm gonna turn Prince Hugo the Huge into a poodle. (*chuckles*) A miniature poodle! (*laughs*) So, who's gonna bring me Prince Hugo, so I can Koopa him into submission?!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Bully! Big Mouth! Cheatsy! Kooky! Step forward!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "You are now Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas! And nothing can stop you! Now, bring me Prince Hugo so I can cut him down to size! (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "At last, ya did some rottenness worthy of a Koopa! I'm so proud of you Koopalings! Now you'll see why I modestly (*laughs*) call myself a genius! (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Poodle wand, do your stuff!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "It's the small things in life that make a Koopa happy. (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped back to normal size!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I'll use this ninja wand later." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Or else what, plumber?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Grab him, Koopalings!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "That's a great idea, Princess! You, my dear have given me...a million dollar idea! (*laughs*) I always wanted twin poodles!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered somethin'! I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "But, Kootie Pie, we plundered the whole Mushroom Kingdom to get you the best gifts a Koopa could steal." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "I know you're a teensy bit upset, Kootie Pie." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Just tell King Daddiums what you really like for your birthday." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "But Sweetums, America's in the real world." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Alright, baby cakes. Anything you say. After all, you are turning...sweet sixteen." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "You really know how to make a daddy proud. Take 'em to my dungeon!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "And the President is inside! Sledge Brothers, warp The White House away to Castle Koopa!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Attention, America! Your new ruler, Empress Kootie Pie, has called her first press conference!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Read them your new laws, Babykins!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Yay, Kootie Pie! Recite after me, America. (*sheds tears of joy*) I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Attention, Koopa Clan! Your sweet sister Kootie Pie, has finally found a birthday present that makes her happy!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "I'm gonna keep her happy. I'll put America's ruler where he'll never be rescued! At the bottom of the Mushroom Sea! (*laughs*)" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Oh, no! My doomship! Ruined!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "If you don't stop that whining right now...! " - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM! (*stomps the ground*)" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "AND YOU BETTER DO IT! STOP PINCHING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! DON'T BE A BRAT! TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! CLOSE THE DOOR! GET OFF THE TELEPHONE!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Even my youngest Koopalings could outsmart you do-good dodos!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
  • "Good! We're gonna Koopatate 'em personally! C'mon, Hip and Hop! Watch how King Dad handles this!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
  • "We've got'cha trapped, Princess Toadstool! Get down here right now!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
  • "I hear ya whining loud and clear, my darling detestable daughter! The Doomship's fuel tanks are nearly filled, Then ya can't let the Mario Bros. discover they were stealing The Sultan's oil, through his water pipes until we drain his oil well-dry! So, stop the Mario Bros.! That's your order!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Congratulations, my dastardly descendants! I have seldom-seen buisness done better! And as for you, you fun-spoiling goodie-goodies, you're finally...my Koopa captives! Sultan, I'll be upstairs gloating, while the doomship sucks your oil well-dry! (*laughs*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "I need the Doomship!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Kootie Pie! Cheatsy! Follow me!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Now they'll see the true creepiness of the Koopa clan! (*cackles*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "{*spitting oil*} Let's Koop outta here!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Check 'em out, Cheatsy! These Giant Land Paragoombas will mangle those crops! And when Princess Toadstool's people are starving, I won't sell her any food unless she gives me her kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "This cage is for you, drain-brain!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "What are you laughing at?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Me? Never. I can beat Princess Toadstool with one claw tied behind my back!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Deal! Best one I've ever made!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Cheatsy, you should've never let me get into this! In case you haven't noticed, I'm not as well-liked as Princess Toadstool!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "She'll go out there and be her goodie-goodie self and all the people will vote for her!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "(*coughs with a blue face*) Ah, you numbskull! You nincompoop, you...(*coughs as his face turns back to normal, and becomes nice*) charming, considerate handsome little angel. (*kisses Kooky*)" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "There's nothing to debate, you wonderful Mushroom People. Here. Take my money. And nice ol' King Koopa says, 'Have a nice day!'" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Toys for your kiddies, flea collars for your pets, free false teeth for your grandmothers. They'll be plenty more of these nice things, nice people, when you elect me, your nice ruler." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Well, hello there, little fella! Goo goo goo goo ga ga ga! Give your uncle a big kiss! {*kisses baby, who hits him with rattle*} Ow! Why you-- uh, you little sweet thing! {*kisses baby again*} Yuck! I hate little mushroom brats!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "I don't care if they hear me or not! I'm sick of being nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Get back to Castle Koopa, and make me some more potion! My final election speech is comin' up!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Hurry! Being nice is killing me!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "They WHAT?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "But I can't win without it! And you know who I'm gonna blame for this, don'tcha?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "I'm not goin' out there! This election was a stupid idea anyway, and if I want somethin', I'll just take it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "That's right! Nobody's a bigger fake than me! They want nice?! I'll give 'em nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Thank you! Thank you, my adoring fans!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "That's a lie! I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "How could I be the only guy who voted for me?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Princess Toadstool, you're far too clever for a reptile such as me. A lonely, humble... " - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "I'm callin' it quits! Me and my Koopalings are leaving the Mushroom Kingdom forever! I feel so bad I've caused you so much trouble! I just hope you have it in your heart! (*cries*) Forgive me! (*continues sobbing, then blows on his white flag*) I know it won't make up for all the misery I've caused you, but I want you to have this: The key to Castle Koopa! (*cries*) I'm donating our ex-home to charity! Say goodbye, kids!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "We have guests, Cheatsy! I hope they like our newly-remodeled accommodations! Got an A rating! A for awful! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "How nice of you to say so! Now my boy, let me give you some more lessons on how to lie and cheat! (*laughs*) First you tell 'em a big lie to get 'em in your clutches, then ya squeeze 'em for the big payoff!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "King Dad to you! Now pay attention! Watch me Koop these dupes outta the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Sign here and your kingdom will be mine!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "If you don't, you two will be forced into early permanent retirement here in my dungeon! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "No? Then let me add some incentives!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "See, Cheatsy? They have no choice! They must meet my stinky demands, or my hot-tempered little friends will explode! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Thanks, son! See to be a real big cheat, ya have to doubletrick, doubledeal, and doublecross!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "The sneakiest dirtiest rottenest way you can find! Got it?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Good work! Back to your posts!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Now Princess, two more of your friends will meet an explosive fate!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Of course! It's the photo opprotunity of my life!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "While I go get pretty, you take her to the throne room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "One day, my boy, you may just be as big a cheat as I am!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Get off my throne, you ugly upstart!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "You nincom-Koop! {*takes his crown off of Cheatsy's head and puts it back on*}" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "No, it's mine, you doublecrossing dodo! Look! The Princess didn't sign the scroll for you, but I'll make her sign it for me! Where are the prisoners?!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "GUARDS! GUARDS!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "It's all your fault, you dirty dealing doublecrosser!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Stand still! I didn't give you the whole lesson!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "There we are, you little pipsqueak! With the Princess away, the Koopas will play, and destroy, and ruin!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "I trust it's disgusting and devious!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "A perfect idea, Kooky my boy! I'm so glad I thought of it!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "This'll make those plumbers 'really popular'! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
  • "My plan is working like a charm! When is the robot Princess gonna be ready?" - "Reign Storm"
  • "I need the robot Princess now, Kooky! Or I'm sending you to your dungeon and cutting your allowance!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "Those dumb plumbers fell for a phony robot! (*chuckles*) It won't be long, and the Mushroom Kingdom...will be mine! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
  • "While our robot Princess lets me take over the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Reign Storm"
  • "There! I'll put on your Hawaiian disguise! Now you can blend in with all the other tourists! Aloha, Kooky!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "Good afternoon, Princess! So nice of you to invite me for tea!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "Make it fifteen minutes, plumb scum! {*throws Mario and Luigi out of the house*}" - "Reign Storm"
  • "...and magnificent..." - "Reign Storm"
  • "You're a little late, Kooky! Robot Princess was all your dumb idea, and if I weren't such a nice father, I would never let'cha try it!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "Oh, my aching head! Ohhhh! {*takes off his crown, puts his ice pack on his head, and places his crown on top of it*}" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "{*places another ice pack on top of the one he already had*} I coulda taken over the Mushroom Kingdom years ago..." - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "I don't see how that silly little tube, is gonna get us back to Brooklyn and keep the Mario Bros. from ever leaving!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Toss 'em over there!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Did you hear something?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "You're a slowpoke, Kooky!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Stowaways! I'll fix you!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "HIT THE BRAKES!!!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Are we heading back to the right year, Kooky?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "After those diapered dodos!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Now we've gotta get those little squirt plumbers cornered!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "It's time to stop kiddin' around!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "It'd better! The only way we can beat those Marios is by getting grown up again!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Now for the next part of my disgusting plan. (*cackles*)" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Leave it to us! We'll fix everything!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Get some more stuff to clog this drain!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Ah, shut your trap!" - Shouting at the lady from in the bathroom, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Kooky! Help me! Our clog is unclogging! Go!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Well, what do we have here? Some bratty Brooklyn bambinos!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Sealing your fate!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "With the Mario Bros. permanently stuck in Brooklyn as permanent babies, I can finally capture the Princess and enslave her people!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "If ya know what's good for ya, you'll sign your kingdom now!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Drats! This is even worse than the first time the Mario Bros. got here! Time to Koopa out, Kooky!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Kootie Pie! If that pigsty you call a room isn't clean yet, you're grounded!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "No chocolate-covered cockroach snacks, no tripping old ladies, ah, no fun of any sort for a whole month!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Just follow my plan, Cheatsy my boy, and we'll be rolling in easy money!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "If you ever wanna be as crummy and lowdown a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Loudmouthed flea-brain! You couldn't see a million gold coins right in front of your sniveling little snout!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Say it like I told ya to say it, Cheatsy!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Get off, ya big oafs!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "{*grabs Cheatsy*} Then YOU make it work!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "'The Masked Mashers of Mayhem'?! Never heard of 'em!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "This is perfect! The Sledge Brothers will make 'em 'The Squashed Bros.', and those million gold coins will be mine! (*laughs*) Do some cheatin', Cheatsy!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Well, cheat some more!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Me?! Uh-uh! No way! Yucky! Aaaah!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Hey, smartypants. The Power Shower sprung a leak. Well, don't just stand there, Kooky! FIX IT!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Then we'll have to Koopnap a pipe-patchin' expert! Get me one of the Mario Bros.!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Don't be ridiculous, Kooky! We'll choose the scientific way!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Eeney-meeney-miney-mo, I Koop...YOU, Mario!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Kooky, you're so bad, I'm proud to be my dad! {*laughs with Kooky*}" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Wanna bet, pipesqueak?" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Quit patting yourself for the back, Kooky! Put him to the ultimate test!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Kooptastic! Now make him fix that leak before we're up to our snouts in water!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "It's Luigi! What's that clog clearing clodhopper doin' here?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "And here's the proof! Mario! Smash, crush, pound, destroy that frog-faced brother of yours!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Because I just found the map I need to rob the Royal Coin Treasury of Pipe Land, and every time I try to steal something, the Mario Bros. stop me! I gotta come up with a plan to get rid of 'em!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "How could I come up with a brilliant plan to get rid of the Mario Bros. with all this goin' on?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Mighty Plumber! That's it! I'll trick him into sending the Mario Bros. right down the drain!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Mighty Plumber, have I got a job for you!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Ah, she can wait! This is an emergency! Two evil little plumbers are trying to steal Pipe Land's Coin Treasury! You gotta help me bring the gold coins back to my castle, where they'll be safe from those thieves!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "This is the entrance to the Underground Maze of Pipes, where the Treasury is hidden! Can you get it open?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "(*shouts angrily*) Uhh, I think I'll wait outside! (*runs to another Warp Pipe*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber conned? I wonder what I'll buy with all those gold coins? An ocean liner? A Koopa DeVille?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Tell that to my new partner! (*whistles to get Mighty Plumber's attention*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Oh, Mighty Plumber, those nasty-thieving plumbers are here!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "(*laughs*) They're crooks, Mighty Plumber! Get 'em!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Mighty Plumber fell for my phony story! This is going great!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Quit gaping! We gotta find the Pipe Land Treasury and move the coins to my castle before these two can steal 'em!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "The Treasury Vault can't be much further! I'd better check the map." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Get him, Mighty Plumber! He stole my map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "I'll take that!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "You may have the plunger, but I got the map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Gimme that map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "There it is! The Pipe Land Treasury vault!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Okay, big guy! Break down the door!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "At last! All the gold coins in Pipe Land are mine! (*uses his wand to place all the gold coins in the sack as he laughs in triumph*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "That's your problem! Those little plumbers aren't the thieves, I am!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "The Pipe Warp! I'm home free!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "That's what you think, sink-fink!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "I got it! I got it!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Then let’s grab it, Cheatsy!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "Get that wand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure" (uncut version)
  • "Boomerang Brothers, get me that wand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "You're under my control now, ya big pipe-snipe!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "Hey! You! Toad! Get away! Shoo! Take those blocks with ya!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "(*snatches the wand off of Bully's hand*) Gimme that wand! This is gettin' outta hand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "Louder! Louder! You dummy mummy, can't you see I got a cold?" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "What?! Those pesky plumbers are here to Dark Land?!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Not 'besky blumbers', Big Mouth! Pesky plumbers!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "We are in trouble! It's the Mario Bros. and you three gotta stop 'em!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Then don't just stand there! (*sniffs*) Bones here will show you the trail! Follow that mummy!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "The Doom Dancer Music Box! Good work, Koopalings! Let me try it, Bully!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "What's that? My ears are stuffed up I can't hear you! Speak up!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Give it to me! Do the Koopa! (*giggles*)" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Oh, how I love this song! (*giggles*) I can make the whole Mushroom Kingdom dance to their doom! " - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Do the Koopa!"
  • "This is hard work! My arm is getting tired!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Hey, getting tired? Ready to bow down and kiss my feet?" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "I got it! I got it!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "I got it! I finally got it! The Doom Dancer is mine!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "My claw's stuck!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "It all smashed! I'm getting steamed!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Now look what you've done! Boy, am I getting angry! Ya ever seen me angry? Well, you're gonna see it! Watch out!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Kootie Pie, my sweet boo, uh, precious, whoa! Uh...ah- Oh!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Yes, Babycakes. You not only get to see Silly-the-Willies!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "But you get to keep Filli Banilli for your very own!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Not me! WE, Cheatsykums! We're pullin' this one off! Fire off the Doomship!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Heh! Blame it on King Koopa! (*laughs*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Blame it on the rain? Heh! Blame it on King Koopa! (*laughs*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks" (uncut version)
  • "Stop that awful no- (*drumstick lands on his mouth*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "So scream! It sounds better than that other noise!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "No, not that! Unless you promise to forget about them, I'm gonna put you in the dungeon!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "An invasion?! Well...we'll just have to get them before they get us!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "When those aliens are in range, Koopa them with eveything we've got!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Forget the kingdom! I just wanna save my own scaley skin!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Don't those marble-brain Mario Bros. know they're helping aliens?" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "I bet the aliens took like-human forms to trick the Mario Bros. into helping them! But I'll out-trick them all! Chain Chomps away!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Yeah! Turn back into your 20-feet-tall snake-spewing four-armed montstorous real selves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Right, Kootie Pie! We'll trick them! How are we gonna trick them, Kooky?" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "(*cries tears of joy*) A brilliantly-treacherous son. (*chuckles*) What more could a villain ask for?" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Who cares if the aliens are gone? Kooky got all their secret plans, right outta their brains!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "WHAT?!?!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Then who started the rumor they were aliens?!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship! Soon, the underwater world of Metropolis, will be...Kooptropolis! HAHAHAHAHA!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Rocky Wrenches to your battle stations! Enemy plumbers sighted!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "No problem! I got everything under control! I'm the captain of the sub here! Whoa!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "King Mackerel! People of Metropolis! You have twenty minutes to surrender! Or I will destroy your city!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "You may have stopped my Troopas, but you won't stop me! That was just the first wave of my attack!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Those lunkheads will never learn! Fire the nasty nets!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Hmmm, I wonder where that meathead Mario was?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Now hear this, Mario! You have my congratulations on getting married! And to show you what a nice guy I am, I'm gonna throw ya...a wedding shower!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Prison: The only place in the Real World, with our kind of people!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "OW!!! LET GO OF MY NOSE!!!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "These are not disguises! I am Bowser Koopa; King Koopa to you! And these little darlings are my Koopa Kids!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "And you're the kind of villainous culprit who can...help me give those precious kids all the advantages I never had!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "HANG ON! I'm not lookin' for a babysitter! I want you to teach these tots every illegal, underhanded, and treacherous trick you know!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "You keep half of what ya steal!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "Wonderful! Wonderful! Quick little learners, aren't they? (*sheds a tear*) Makes a dad proud!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "I think it's time for the Grand Finale! The Big Finish! The Crime of the Mushroom Century!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "No, my little thievelings! You're gonna steal a billion gold coins, from the Mushroom Kingdom Treasury!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "Since the Princess won't turn over her kingdom, I'll pull it up by the roof! (*laughs*)" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "And your Kooper-Dooper Raiser-Upper is working perfectly!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "You did a fine job, Kooky! I always knew you were brighter than you look! Soon, everything in Mushroom Land will be levitated up to Sky World!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Looks like I'm starting to get a rise on the Mushroom Kingdom! (*laughs*) I'll give the Raiser-Upper more juice!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Rats! Everything's going wrong!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Never mind what I did, Kooky! Just fix it!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Now I can have some real fun!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "SURPRISE! Well, well. You're just in time to see the big show! (*laughs*) Well, things are startin' to look up in Mushroom Land!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "But I will! The Princess has no hope! I know I've said this a zillion times before, but at last, this time for sure, her people will rise up, and her kingdom...will be mine! (*laughs*)" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "This is easier than pulling teeth! HAHAHAHA! And just as much fun!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "I think I'll juice it up to quadradruple power, so we can finish the whole kingdom up before dinner!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Ah, lighten up. Learn to live a little." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Kooky, put the Kooper-Dooper Raiser-Upper on automatic pilot! As long as we're up here, I might as well take over Sky Land too!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Now hear this! I, the one and only, extremely disgusting King Koopa, am your new ruler! From now on, you will obey only me!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "(*laughs*) Good! Now things will really start jumping!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Now, you dizzy dimwits, who are you gonna obey?" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "That's more like it! (*laughs*)" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "At last! Sky Land and Mushroom Land are mine! After all these years, I'm getting what I deserve!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Thief! That's mine! Give it to me!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "This is all your fault, Kooky." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Quick! Activate the Super Slurp Pipe! It's our last chance!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "There, there, Kootie Pie. It'll be okay. I'll make it up to you; I got a great idea for a Koopa caper!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Hang on, my corrupt kiddies! We're boogiein' outta the Mushroom Kingdom...and barrelin' into the Real World! And to make sure those meddling Mario Bros. don't follow us, Kooky, activate the Koopa Klogger!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Stop your yakkin' and start your packin'! We got a world to Koopa conquer! The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World something new in nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, La Bamba South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Surprise, surprise. A princess like you in a place like this? Good thing the Koopa Klogger has an echo goodie-good warning device!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Prisoner! (*laughs triumphantly*)" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I already am getting away with this, Little Miss Princess! Look! See what kind of fiendish mischief my Koopalings are up to? What Koopa catastrophe are you causin' in Asia, Bully Koopa?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Lousy lizards, Bully! Any stupid airhead can slop graffiti around!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Great! Great! Really rotten! (*laughs*) Kooky, what's Koopin' in Africa?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "(*laughs*) Cheatsy, what's going down under Australia?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "And what'd you do with him?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "(*laughs and trots*) And what about Antartica, Big Mouth?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "That's cold, Big Mouth! I love it! Kootie Pie, how are things goin' on in Europe?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "And what's happenin' in North and South America?" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Nice goin', Koopa Kids! You made your daddy so proud! That's world-class mischief!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I-I-I-I'm awake! I'm ready! Let's get 'em! Zzzzzzzz..." - "True Colors"
  • "We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea was this midnight attack?!" - "True Colors"
  • "Well, you never should've let me say it! Even at midnight, we can't beat the Mushroom people! They're too united!" - "True Colors"
  • "You're right, Kooky. Besides... (*yawns*) I never should keep me up past my bedtime. Zzzz..." - "True Colors"
  • "You mean set Mushroom against Mushroom? It'll never happen." - "True Colors"
  • "My little Koopalings, tell Papa your plan...(*yawns*)...in the morning." - "True Colors"
  • "Yeah! But did you have to spray so early in the morning? (*yawns*) I didn't sleep a wink. Zzzzzzzz..." - "True Colors"
  • "(*yawns*) As soon as the rumble begins, we invade the kingdom!" - "True Colors"
  • "I hope we can get this conquering over with so I can take a nap! (*yawns*)" - "True Colors"
  • "You Koopa Kids clean up this mess or you don't get to do anything mean for a whole week!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "I hope you're making that junk disappear!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Who cares who did the most?" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "It's those meddling Mario Bros. and that putrid Princess Toadstool! After him!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Huh? They got Hip's magic wand!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "I'll get my Doomship and fly rings around those raccoons!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Paragoombas, ATTACK!!!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "You kids go keep that garbage comin'! This is my chance to rule what used to be, the human kingdom!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "This is your leader speaking! These are Mario Bros.! Find 'em, and waste 'em! To the winner goes the spoils! Here's some ammunition from Dark Land!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "New York, New York! What a Koop of a town! Brooklyn, is mine! Now to take Manhattan, Queens, and the Bronx with my new Crud Cannon!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "I've got plenty more garbage about the Doomship, you no-good neat-nicks!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Huh? Get away from me, you gargantuan garbage-gobbling gizmo you!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "If those pesky plumbers try to use this warp pipe to Venice, my slimy sentries will Koopafy them so we can keep scaring all the humans out of Venice!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "What my sweet Kootie Pie wants, my sweet Kootie Pie gets!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Those spoilsport plumbers got through my trap!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "They won't startle us, sweetie! We'll startle them!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Hurry with that emergency-welding kit! I can't plug this leak much longer!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "You welded my shell to the hull!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "I gotta find those putrid plumbers and make 'em pay!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "I don't know what's pullin' 'em to Venice, but I know what's gonna pull 'em...under!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "That takes care of the Mario Bros.! Now to bring the rest of Venice back!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Patience, my little Kootie Pie! Soon, Venice, will be all washed up. (*laughs*)" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Huh?! YOU again?! I'll Koopatize you! I'll pulverize you! I'll-" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "The drain-brain ran into the engine room! We got him trapped! Turn on the engine, Kootie Pie!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Give up, plum-scum! You'll never make it!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "There goes my Doomsub!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "She won't be fit to live with for a year. I hate those pesky plumbers." - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Excellent work, my boys!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Even better! Those pigheaded plumbers can't get their superpowers in the Real World!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "My new super powers will help me slam dunk those lunkheads into the trash can of doom!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Why don't ya come and make me?" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Exactly! And if you don't follow us, you'll never see Luigi again!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "(*laughs*) This looks like a job for...Superrrrr Koopa!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "How could I? I don't have a sense of humor! Go tell your brother to watch this!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Hey! It really works! Permit me to introduce you to...RACCOON KOOPA!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Care to go for a little sightseeing flight, Princess?" - "Super Koopa"
  • "If that's the way you feel about it, we'll make your first stop, your last!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Sorry, Mario, bit I'm having way too much fun!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Aaaahh! If you think my Raccoon is good...you'll love my frog! Ribbit! Ribbit!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Your stupid sub hurt my flipper! And for that, you're all gonna pay!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "That's right, kids! Paris, is mine! I've got the Princess trapped in the Eiffel Tower, and the Mario Bros., in the Bastille! If you ever wanted to see the wonders of Europe, now's time! The culture! The history!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Ha! With the Mario Bros. out of the way, it won't be long before all of Paris is at my feet!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile getting ready to conquer the world?" - "Super Koopa"
  • "You look marvelous, Kootie Pie! Simply marvelous!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Escaped, have they? Kooky, take the wheel! This looks like a job for Super Koopa!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "No way, plunger-face! It's Super Koopa!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Aha! This Karoobi clodhopper may be just the thing to kick some sense into a couple of flies!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "You'll never escape the wrathful doom of this shoe! (*laughs*)" - "Super Koopa"

Bowser's Koopalings

Kooky von Koopa

Big Mouth Koopa Jr.

Kootie Pie Koopa

  • "{*throwing birthday presents out the window*} Yah! Cheap ninnies!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "It's not enough!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "(*stops whining*) America." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom! I am going to be Empress of America! Aha ha ha!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Ooh! There, Daddy! There's the castle of America's president! They call it 'The White House!'" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "It's time for a meaner, crueler America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Law number one! Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "How dare you disturb the almost-empress of the entire real world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "{*whining*} I'LL TELL DADDY ON YOU!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "It's all your fault! You let the Mario Bros. capture it! You let them warp me home! You let them save America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "{*in a whiny voice*} But Daddykins!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Are you telling moi what to do?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Daddy, do something! We're about to be infested by those pesky plumbers!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Ooh, sometimes you just get so bossy I could just spit in his soup! 'Stop the Mario Bros.!' How?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Oh! AH! What happened to my usual beautiful self?!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Cheatsy, go back! You get back here, you forgot to do my tail!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "(*romantic voice*) Woo, hello handsome! Arent'cha the famous Super Mario?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Pleased to meet you! I am Lady Fettuccine Alfredo! A little bit saucy, but very, very nice!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "A tail? Me? Why, I have never been so insulted in all my life! Here I am, lost in these dungeons for days, without a thing to eat and now choosing me in having a tail?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "You know, Mario, sweetie, I'm an amateur plumber myself!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Luigi's right! (*eats spaghetti forcefully*) And now that we've eaten, I think you should bring The Sultan and all his guests down here! It'll be safe in case of the uh, castle explodes! (*laughs*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Maybe not, but it certainly matches the rest of me. (*normal voice*) Cheatsy! Restore me to my natural loveliness!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "You'll never see the Mario Bros. again!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "The Mario Bros. are finished!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "W-who...are you?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Wow, you've got some kisser!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "You get outta here and leave us in peace!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Daddy only wants me to be happy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "And believe me, Cheatsy! Cassanova's the only reptile for me! (*kisses Cassanova Koopa*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "*screams* I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "I'll tie your lips behind your head! And you'll never kiss again!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Hello, King Dad! I cleaned my r- (*everything falls out of her wardrobe*) {*screams*}" - "Dadzilla"
  • "How'd I end up with such a mean old ugly bag of scales for a dad? (*gasps*) Of course! That's it!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Dad's not my real dad! I must be adopted! I'm far too beautiful to be a Koopa! Ya know, Big Mouth? I bet our real dad is a movie star!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "No! This way!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "(gasps) I bet our movie star daddy's got a star on the Walk of Fame just like this one!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "He's so handsome!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "{*with Big Mouth*} He's our real dad!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Dad? Dad, what's wrong?" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Way to go, Dad!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Right! And if you really wanna be nice, you'll make us movie stars just like you!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "It's not big enough!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Alright, Dad! Now it's time to make us movie stars!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "And it's your responsibility as our parent to make it happen!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Soon to be the Miserable Bros.! {*she and Big Mouth laugh*}" - "Dadzilla"
  • "{*fake-crying*} These terrible people did terrible things to us, daddy!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Big Mouth, we've gotta help Daddy!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Yes! People will do anything Madzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Ooh! Our own stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "We want to do a live concert in the Hollywood Bowl right now!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "DAAAAD!!!!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "No way, Dad! You gotta do what we say!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "{*with Big Mouth*} We hate naps!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "{*with Big Mouth*} We hate chores!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Big Mouth, I'm beginning to think this isn't our real family after all!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Quick! Back to the Doomship! We gotta get home!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "That was so wonderful, Daddykins, but it's MY TURN NOW!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "I DO! I SAY IT'S MINE!! MINE MINE!!!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "Oh, hi, Princess. I am really reeeeeeally sorry, but I have decided to place you under house arrest! (*laughs*)" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "Loveliest dearest, what do ya say we Koop on outta here?!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Don't try to get on my good side!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "I WANNA SEE MILLI VANILLI! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "MILLI VANILLI!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "(*with Cheatsy*) MILLI VANILLI!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "I get to keep them?! For real, Daddykins?! Too COOL! Oh, I have to go change!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Hi, boys! I've been expecting you!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Not so fast! You're playing for ME now! I really dig your dreadlocks! (*kisses Rob*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "I'll have you know, I am a ROYAL reptile, and I command you to play a private concert for me...THIS INSTANT!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "I'll turn you into...into...accountants!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Never! You have to do what I want!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "You're stuck here in Dark Land forever! (*laughs*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "If you won't do a concert just for me, I will turn you into Beetles!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Better yet! I'll turn you into Ptooies!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Then you'll just have to STAY accountants until you GET one!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Is this a stall or what?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "King Dad! You should've brought me a band! (*throws a tantrum*) A BAND! A BAND! I WANT A BAND!!! (*whines*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Wow! I must be getting good at tantrums! This is the fastest result I've ever had! Ooh, now I can get my personal private concert!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "They're NOT accountants!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "That's all you know! They're really Milli Vanilli!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Wow! Groovy!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Cool! Totally cool! No wonder they're so famous!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Wha? Hey! Wha? HEY! This is MY CONCERT!!! I will tell you when it's over!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "King Dad! King Dad! My concert disappeared! If you don't bring it back, I'll scream!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "If you don't go after them, I'LL BRING THEM BACK MYSELF!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "DAAAAAAHHHHH!!! The dungeon?! Okay, I promise! After all, it'd have to end sometime. That music was just too beautiful to last." - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Aliens! Daddykins! Zillions and zillions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear! (*cries*)" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Hmmm, it's funny, but those yucky aliens look a lot like uhhhh, humans." - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Okay, aliens! You can't fool us!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Daddykins! The aliens are still trying to trick us by staying in human form! DO SOMETHING!!!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "What a lovely fur! GIVE IT TO ME!!!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "Stupid Mario Bros.! Ruined all my fun. C'mon, gang! I know when we're not wanted!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "I know! Make that yucky Princess Toadstool disappear!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "No, but King Daddy did!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "We must be getting back, you know I get spacesick." - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Not just in time, Cheatsy! That rotten steam melted my mascara!" (*cries*) - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Then what are we waiting for? Let's hoist that hose and get cracking!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Oh no! I broke a nail! This is no job for someone magnificently beautiful as I!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Alright, this is war! {*throws trash at Bully*}" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "He's lying! I did the most!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "...find someone else to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "If THEY stop us from getting Venice for my own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park, the only word you'll hear from me, is TAAAAAANTRUUUUUUUM!!!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Just because you're drowning, you don't have to yell!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Well, nobody's perfect." - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Look, King Daddykins! There they are!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Don't let him get away, King Daddykins!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "You got it, King Daddykins!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "And my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park! (*throws a tantrum*)" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "The shopping!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "Well, everyone...how do I look?" - "Super Koopa"
  • "I knew I could count on you for an honest opinion, King Dad!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "DADDYYY!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!" - "Super Koopa"

Cheatsy Koopa

Bully Koopa

Hip Koopa

Hop Koopa

Princess Toadstool

Toad

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Other Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
Mario Kart series Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
Mario Party series Main Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch)
Handheld games Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
Sports games Mario Golf series Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
Mario Tennis series Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
Mario Baseball series Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
Mario Strikers series Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
Other Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
Role-playing games Paper Mario series Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
Mario & Luigi series Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS)
Other Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
Dr. Mario series Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
Luigi's Mansion series Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
Educational games Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
Crossovers Mario & Sonic series Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
Itadaki Street series Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
Other Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
Donkey Kong franchise Platformers Donkey Kong Country series Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
Donkey Kong Land series Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
DK series DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
Miscellaneous Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64) • New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (Wii, 2008)
Racing games Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
Canceled games Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
Yoshi franchise Platformers Yoshi's Island series Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
Other Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
Other Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
Wario franchise WarioWare series WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
Wario Land series Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
Other Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
Super Smash Bros. series Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy Koopa • Larry Koopa • Lemmy Koopa • Ludwig von Koopa • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton Koopa Jr. • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy Koopa • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy O. Koopa • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket
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