List of Morton Koopa Jr. quotes

This is a list of quotes by Morton Koopa Jr..

Games

Mario is Missing! (unused)

• "Go away, plumber's helper! The only place you'll see your brother's face is on a milk carton!"
• "Want an onion bagel with that lock? It's the only lock you'll ever see!"
• "Nanny, nanny, nanny! Luigi fell on his fanny! Try again some other time, pipe cleaner!"
• "Still burning to find silly ol' Mario? Huh? Oh no! It's a fire flower! Yikes!"
• "The gold truth of the matter is, this turtle is only afraid of one thing, and it's one thing you haven't got, buddy! Fire flowers!"

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

• "Dahhhhhhhhhh!" (when defeated)

Mario Kart 8

• "Whoa-ho-ho-ho!"
• "Morton!" (when unlocked)
• "Heh huh huh!" (when performing a trick)
• "Uwhooa!" (when performing a stunt)
• "Whoa-ho!" (when airborne)
• "Wah-hoo! Yeah!" (winning 1st place)
• "Hey! All right!" (getting 2nd - 6th place)
• "Augh!" (getting 7th - 12th place)
• "Oh ho ho ho..." (getting 7th - 12th place)

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "MORTON! WHY MORTON HERE?"
• "OH YEAH! DA BIGGUN! BIG OL' PAIN STAR! NEED FIND BIG PAIN STAR!"
• "FIND RIGHT NOW, AND FASTLY!"
• "HELLO!"
• "BIG LARGE PAIN STAR!"
• "ME MORTON!"
• "NO PAIN STAR FOR DA MARIO!"
• "MORTON FIND PAIN STAR!"
• "BAD MARIO FIND PAIN STAR! BUT MORTON FIND IT MORE! MORE MORTON'S! MORE TONS! MORTON CRUSH MARIO!"
• "MARIO COME BACK! BACK FOR MORE TONS!"
• "MORTON STRONG! MORTON MORE TONS!"
• "BRING ME PEDAL STOOL!"
• "MORTON ON PEDAL STOOL! LOOK NOW! MORTON SAFE HERE!"
• "HIGH PLACE BROKE... LOW PLACE SCARY."
• "MORTON IS FIRED!"
• "HOT MALLET!"
• "REPLICA TOO PUNY!"
• "FIRE... BROKEN? MALLET GONE... JUST STICK..."
• "EAT STICK!!"
• "MORTON... MORTON LOSE. BAD MARIO GET PAIN STAR... MASTER ORDER MORTON... SAY GO GET PAIN STAR... MORTON? MORE LIKE... LESTON."

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

• "Bwahahaha! I’m gonna stomp ‘em silly."
• "That’s it! The fun and games are over!"
• "Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"
• "You couldn't possibly counter this! Not even the three of you together!"
• "Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."
• "How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I'll wait!"
• "Gah! I thought for sure that'd make you cry!"
• "Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"
• "Guhuhuh... I knew I could beat ya!"
• "Forgive us…Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser…"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "COME HERE NOW."
• "STOP HIM."
• "GRAB TOAD."
• "I’M GRABBING TOAD. YOU GUYS SMASH THOSE OTHER GUYS."
• "MINIONS AND TOADS DO WHAT MORTON TELLS THEM. BAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS MORTON’S TOWN NOW. LORD FAWFUL’S TOWN TOO."
• "SMART MINIONS JOIN ME. DUMMIES GET BEAT UP."
• "MORTON HITS BLOCK NOW!"
• "BWAHA! COME HERE!"
• "MORTON…ME…I…"
• "WHAT HAPPEN TO BOWSER?!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "MORTON GUARD LORD JUNIOR."
• "GET DA CURE. CURE DA BLORBS!"
• "JUNIOR. MORTON HERE!"
• "MORTON GIVE FOOD. EAT! EAT NOW!"
• "…MORTON COOK WITH FIRE. MORTON STRONG! BUT FIRE MORE STRONG."
• "THOSE MINION CAPTAINS! ORIGINAL CAPTAINS."
• "SMALL MINIONS, BIG HEARTS! CAPTAIN MINIONS EVEN SAVE LARGE BOWSER ONE TIME!"
• "NO WORRY, SMALL BOWSER! MORTON BELIEVE IN YOU!"
• "MORTON STRONG LIKE WALL! …BUT EVEN WALL FALL DOWN SOMETIME."
• "…OH. MORTON SORRY."
• "LORD JUNIOR. MORTON FORGOT. BROUGHT THIS FOR YOU."
• "SORRY AGAIN."
• "MORTON…STAY WITH LORD JUNIOR."
• "MORTON NOT KNOW…"
• "BULB IS…ROUND."
• "IGGY SAFE. IGGY NOT HURT."
• "IGGY NOT HURT. IGGY COME HOME…"
• "YOU! YOU ARE ONION?"
• "GIVE MORTON ONION. NOW!"
• "MORTON NEED ONION."
• "GIVE TO MORTON!"
• "SMALL BOWSER BATTLE HIM. SMALL BOWSER NOT LOSE. SMALL BOWSER GET ONION."
• "ONION! YOU GIVE! PROMISE IS PROMISE."
• "WHERE OTHER KOOPALINGS? MORTON WORRY."
• "MMM. SWEET…"
• "YUMMY…IN MORTON TUMMY…"
• "LORD JUNIOR. RUN…NOW…"
• "…MORTON SLEEP?"
• "MASTER…EYES LEAK? STOP LEAK, MASTER!"
• "MORTON NOT CRY."
• "MORTON FEEL FEELINGS TOO."
• "BUT…JUNIOR WISE? MORTON NOT KNOW."

Television shows

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

• "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever! Even for a giant, he's a giant." - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
• "Yeah, and they're gonna pick you to be their leader! Isn't that always the way? Treat people lousy, dump garbage on their heads and they'll follow you anywhere!" - Recycled Koopa
• "Let's do an ambush..." - Do the Koopa
• "You're a royal pain! And we need your cage for our prisoners!" - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
• "So you won't be lonely, here's a little something to keep you company!" - Crimes R Us
• "Stick em up! I am a BAD robber Koopa! I am also a BAD dancer!" - Crimes R Us

Super Mario World

• "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" - Send in the Clown

Miscellaneous

• 「フムフム。結構やってくれるじゃんか。マリオに変身されると、どーも手強くなりそうだ。よし、オヤジに報告だ。」 ("Hmmm. You're pretty tricky. If Mario transforms himself, he'll be difficult to beat. Well, I'll report this to our dad.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 8.
• "Grrrr. You're pretty tricky. With all of these new moves, Mario will be difficult to beat. I'd better report this to our Dad!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 9.
• "Grrr... Mario, I ain't feelin' too good today. My hair looks terrible and I can't be bothered wit' you. So come over here where I can blast you wit' dis here wand. (We'll just see if you can stomp me on the head three times. I may be slower than little Larry, but I'm faster on the draw.)" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide