List of Mario Party 2 quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the Nintendo 64 game Mario Party 2. Yoshi and Donkey Kong are not included in the lineup since they lack intelligible speech.

Multiple characters

• It's just like the Princess to solve a problem.

Baby Bowser

Mario Land

• Greetings!
• Huh? "What happen to Toad?" Um...He's out sick with a cold. But, um...forget about that!
• A new theme park just opened! C'mon! Let's go check it out!
• All right! To Bowser Land we go!!!

Pre-game

• First, we have to set the game options!
• How many are playing this time?
• Hey! Choose the characters the Players are gonna use.
• Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control.
• How will you set Computer Character skill levels?
• Set the Computer Characters' skill level!
• Choose the number of turns!
• OK! Last, choose a Bonus setting...And be quick about it!
• Are these setting OK?
• Took you long enough! LET'S GO!!!

In board (Bowser Land)

• Oi! We’re here! This is the fabled Bowser Land!!!
• Bowser, King of the Koopas, created this Adventure Board and all its fun -- yet frightening -- events!
• Aah! Bowser is truly, wonderfully great! Bowser is the true Super Star!
• Even if you collect a million stars, you’ll never defeat Bowser! Never, ever, EVER!
• But you can try if you like! Good luck finding your kidnapped buddy, Toad!
• Well, we must decide turn order to begin this impossible quest!
• Turn order has been decided! (player) is first. (player) is second. (player) is third. (player) is fourth.
• And finally...A present from Bowser! 10 Coins apiece! Spend it wisely!
• Try as your might, you'll never reach Super Stardom. But you might as well try, so get going!!!
• Let me show you where the first Star you'll never get is.
• The Star is right here. Give Toad 20 Coins to get the Star. What a rip-off!
• Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is over here. He'll take your Coins from you, but that's nothing to worry about!
• I'll show you where to find the next Star you're after.
• You'll find this Star right here. Give Toad 20 Coins to get it. Seem a little pricey to me!
• Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is now here. He might take few Coins, but don't mind that!

In board (Mini-Game Coaster)

• Heh! Heh! Heh! Surprised? We're the Baby Bowser Bunch!!!
• In order to finish the course, you must defeat us in a game of Shell Shocked!
• HOWEVER! You, (player), shall have no teammates!
• No complains? Good! And with that, let the games begin!!!
• HUH!?! IMPOSSIBLE! How could we lose!?! (if the player wins)
• AAAUGH! We'll remember this!!!

Star Space

• I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser.
• Now then, gimme 5 Coins! So nice of you! Heh, heh, HEH!
• Now then, here are 5 Coins! I'm so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!
• Heyyy! Wait a sec'! That's not right!?! Hey! Don't tell anyone, OK?
• Now then, gimme (number) Coin(s)! You're so nice! Heh, heh, HEH! (if the player has 5 Coins or less)
• Ahh-hah-hah! Ho-ho! I tricked you! You sure are gullible! Hah-hah!
• Buh, buh, Bowser! I was hoping to see you! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
• I stole these (number) Coins for you! It isn't much, but here you go! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)

Baby Bowser Banker

• Welcome to Bowser Bank. You have been pre-approved for a 5-Coin loan.
• By the way, principle and interest will come to (number) Coins. Invest wisely!
• Hello! Welcome! I'm afraid that your (number)-coin loan is due!
• Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your (number)-coin loan is due!
• Thank you very much! I hope you'll do business with Bowser Bank again!!!
• Insufficient funds??? Look...We're a business. We can't just hand out money! Don't let this happen again! (if the player has less than the full amount but at least one coin)
• Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your (number)-coin loan is past due!
• WHAT?!? You haven't ANY Coins? Well, if you can't pay with Coins, then I'll have to take a Star! (if the player has no coins)
• Welcome! Good day to you! I'm sorry, but those Coins I lent you are past due! (if the bank hasn't loaned any player yet)
• Erm...I'm sorry! There seems to have been a slight error! Umm...Come again!?!
• Welcome to Bowser Bank! Oh! Bowser!!! I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
• It isn't much, but here! Take these 20 Coins! No! I insist! I insist! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)

Baby Bowser Shopkeeper

• Welcome! This is the Item Shop! You've come to a great place! We've got plenty of BARGAINS!
• See! You really need this (Item) (Coins)! So, here you go!

Baby Bowser Officer

• "This is the Parade Planning Office. Would you like to change the parade route?"
• "This is the Parade Planning Office. Heh, heh! You don't have enough Coins to do anything!"
• "Uh...uh...uh...Bowser! Please! Pick any parade route you like - any at all!" (if the player is wearing Bowser Suit)
• "Say...It's only (number) turn(s) until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!!"
• "By the way...It's only (number) turn(s) until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!"
• "This is the Parade Planning Office. I hate to rain on your parade, but we're closed!" (last turn)

Bowser Parade

• Thanks for waiting, everyone! Without further delay, the Bowser Parade shall begin! (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there is at least one player in the path)
• Thanks for joining us! It's only 5 turns until the next parade! See you then! (4 turns if the game has 5 turns remaining)
• Notice: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the parade has been canceled. (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there are no players in the path)
• It's only 5 turns until the next parade! See you then!!! (4 turns if the game has 5 turns remaining)

Last Five Turns Event

• Well, we've hit the last 5 turns! Let's see how you wretches are doing!
• (player) is first! (player) is second. (player) is third. And (player) is in last place.
• So...Who will win and become the so-called Super Star??? Hmmm...Who could it be?!?
• Well, let's begin everyone's favorite game show - Predict the Super Star!
• Our contestant today is none other than...! Join us on stage!
• Here is a 10-Coin present from Bowser for (player), our candidate for victory!
• And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the game's end, Blue Spaces and Red Spaces are doubled in value - 6 Coins!!!
• And the ever popular Duel Mini-Game is in effect!!! Now's your opporturnity!!! Don't let this chance pass you by!
• OK! It's the final gasp! If you've already given up, at least LOOK like you're trying!

Big Boo

• "I am Big Boo. I'll steal Stars or Coins from your opponents."
  • "Very, very, very well! I shall return!" (Steal Coins/Stars)
• "Coins!!! Coins!!! I have brought (number) Coins!!! Be grateful to me!"
• "Hee, hee! I've done it! See, Stars!!!"
• "Hee, hee! I've done it! Except, I here were only (number) Stars!" (if any opponent has no stars)

Black Hole Bowser

Bowser Coin Beam

• "Energy charged to 300%! Fire the Bowser Coin Beam NOW!!!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there is at least one player in the path)
• "Direct hit! Direct hit! All Coins are beamed to ME! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
• "Huh!?! No sign of life! Reset the counter! I'll remember this!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there are no players in the path)

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of deep space!!!"
• "This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!"
• "I have found you, Space Patroller (player)!!!"
• "I have found you, Space Patrollers (player 1) and (player 2)!!!"
• "Now you shall yield all of your Coins to ME! Yield to Bowser Regime!"
• "My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you focus your energy."
• "I must now log out. Long live the Bowser Regime!!!"

Ending cutscene

• "Who are you seaching for?"
• "Hmm??? Who might that be?"
• "So! The Space Patrol will face me!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! A force field surrounds me! You cannot break it!"
• "It is impossible! You cannot get behind me!"
• "Whooooa... my head is spinning!"
• "I'll remember this!"

Blooper

• "Step right up! Step right up for the most amazing show around! Enter here, please! Don't push!"
• "Thank you! Thank you! Please exit over there!"

Bob-omb

These quotes are shared with Bob-omb Buddy in Mystery Land.

• %>!+%¯::%??¯X%>:!?:+!!¯:X. (Did you read our message? Enter the ship, earthling!)
• X%>%>!+%¯+?+>;X>%;+!!+. (Leave this place, earthling.)

Bob-omb Buddy

• "Thanks to you, the curse Bowser cast has been removed!"
• "Thank you for saving us! Thank you!"

Boo

In board

• Ooo, hoo, hoo! Shall I steal Coins or Stars from a rival and give them to you?
  • Steal from whom? (list of opponents) (Steal Coins/a Star)
  • You'll regret that! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo! (Decline)
• Trouble me not if you have no Coins! Shoo! Shoo! (Not enough coins)
• How'd I do? How'd I do? I stole (number) Coin(s)!!! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!!!
• That was frightening! I could get only (number) Coins! How discouraging!
• ...I got caught... I could only get (number) Coins. ...Sorry!

Ending cutscene

• "BOO! I'm a ghost!"'

Bowser

• "Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well, (player)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!!"
• "I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"
• "Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"
• "It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!"
• "Let the event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!!"
• "Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!" (if the player doesn't have enough coins)
• "It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"
• "Let the event begin! That'll be (number) Coins apiece!"
• "Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins? NONE OF YOU!?!" (if all 4 players have no coins)
• "You poor little things! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take 10 Coins apiece."
• "Don't worry about paying me back. You all need it more than I do! Now don't be strangers!"
• "Ahhh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
• "Ahhh! That was fun! I'll overlook the fact that you didn't have 'em all! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
• "It's Bowser's Appearing Act! I shall magically appear on the Map! This is a huge, historical event!" (same as Bowser Bomb)
• "Oh! I'm so excited! I've even got butterflies! Uh-oh! Ummm...Excuse me!"
• "It's Bowser's Chance Time!!! In this very lucky event, you get to play the ! Space Mini-Game!"
• "You're so LUCKY! OK! Let the event begin!"
• "Welcome to Chance Time! Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this LUCKY game! Good luck! Wah, hah, HAH!"
• "Are you ready? Chance Time... START!!!"
• "Oh-ho! The results are in! Why, (player) must give (number) Coins to ME!!"
• "WHAT???!? You don't have enough Coins! Well, I'll have to get by with what Coins you've got. I'm such a nice guy!" (if the chosen player in Bowser's Chance Time has not enough coins)
• "Well, see ya!!! Thanks for joining us for Chance Time! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
• "It's Bowser's Multiplying Toads!!! In this novel event, I shall increase the number of Toads!"
• "It's amazing! The number of Toads shall increase from one to two!!! Here goes my amazing trick!"
• "There! Your chance are doubled! There are now two! Incredible!"
• "But I don't know if both of them are real or not...Hah, hah! Well, see ya!!!"
• "Let me ask you this: Is it enough to keep battling for Stars, day after day!?!" (Bowser Revolution)
• "Only equality can end this battle! Therefore... I shall divide your Coins equally!"
• "This is Bowser Revolution!!! For many years I have dreamed of absolute equality!!!"
• "For equality! Bowser Revolution!!!"
• "The Bowser Revolution has ended! Thank you for joining me! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"

Bowser, King of the Koopas

Bowser Bomb

• "WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I've been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!"
• "Now you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "I've got you, (player)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "If you value your life, you'll give me ALL your Coins!!!"
• "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves!"
• "Farewell, all! Long live the King of the Koopas!!!"

Last Five Turns Event

• I say that loser will win! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! (he will always choose the player who currently is in last place)

Ending cutscene

• "What are you doin'!?!"
• "LIAR!!!"
• "Huh??? Who's that? Over there???"
• "So you've come for me, (player)!?! I'll show you!!"
• "WAH, HAH, HAH!!! What's wrong? Your best moves not working?"
• "Why don't you try spinning me by the tail?"
• "TRANSFORMATION! METAL BOWSER!!!"
• "Metal Bowser has the weight of 10 Bowsers!!! I cannot be thrown! WAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "Try as your might! You'll never do it!"
• "WWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Bowser Sphinx

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx and I love riddles!"
• "If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!"
• "I discovered a (player)! Wah, hah! Riddle time!"
• "Here's your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast?"
• "Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!"
• "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits."
• "Farewell! Long live riddles!"

Ending cutscene

• "But can you answer MY riddle!?!"
• "If you value your life, you shall answer my riddle!"
• "It's a shadow riddle! What's this???"
• "Fool! I shall curse you!"
• "Hmm?!? Who goes there!?!"
• "I knew you'd come to try to solve my riddle!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! You say it is me???"
• "Dang! You're right!"
• "My 2000-year-old curse!?! Curses!"

Bowser the Brash

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!"
• "Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (player)!!"
• "If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!"
• "My rootin' tootin' days are gone... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya!"
• "I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!"

Ending cutscene

• "Lissen here, banker! Yer goin' in thar go git me more Coins!!"
• "Huh!?! Who's over thar!?!"
• "Are you meanin' to interfere!?! It'll cost ya if ya do!"
• "Draw!!!"
• "Augh! Ya corked me!"

Cap'n Bowser

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the pirate of all pirates, Cap'n Bowser!!!"
• "Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It"ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I've got ye, Captain (player)!!!"
• "Arrgh! Be the good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye'll meet the tip o' me sword!"
• "My vovage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh!"
• "Smooth sailin', mateys! Long live Cap'n Bowser!"

Ending cutscene

• "Arrgh! Stop right there!"
• "Ye wouldn't be a-thinkin' of stealin' me treasure, now would ya, matey?"
• "Arrgh! That's better, me matey! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "Arrgh!?! Who goes there!?!"
• "So ye've come, Captain (player)!?! Ye'll never gets me plunder!!!"
• "Arrgh! Impertinent fool!"
• "Ouch! That's smarts!"

Goomba

• Ten-hut! It's time for a Battle Mini-Game!
• Let's get started! The entrance fee this time is (number) Coins per player!
• Who's going to win these (number) Coins that I've collected?
• Let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!
• Hey! Hey! HEY!!! Somehow I didn't get enough Coins... Well, anyway... (if any player has not enough coins)
• As I was saying, let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!
• Hey! Hey! HEY!!! None of you have enough Coins! Hey! Hey! HEY!!! (if all players have the total coins less than 20)
• The Battle Mini-Game is off! Tch! What a waste of time!
• It's time for a Duel Mini-Game! Are you ready? Let the duel begin!
• Hey!
• Pick your enemy!
• Choose the number of Coins you will duel for. Pay for (number) Coin(s).
• (player) is the victor!!!
• (number) Coin(s) go to (player)!!! Excellent dueling!
• A draw!?! Well, that's boring! I'll give these (number) Coin(s) back. That's no fun...

Koopa Troopa

Game's opening cutscene

• Mario Land is being invaded by Bowser!!!

Item Shop

• Welcome! This is the Item Shop. What would you like to do?
  • Which Item would you like? (list of items) (Buy an item)
  • Nothing? Well, please come again. Have a nice day! (Nothing)
• Honestly, I'd have to say (player)! That's clear!
• Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you already have an Item! You can't buy another one! Use your Item, then come back.
• Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you don't have enough money. Come back after saving up a bit!
• The Item Shop is now closed for the day. Please come again. (last turn)

Koopa Bank

• This is Koopa Bank. Please deposit 5 Coins into our savings account.
• Thank you very much. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coins in its reserves.
• This is Koopa Bank. I'd ask you to make a deposit, but you have no Coins to deposit! Please come again. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coin(s) in its reserves.
• As a Special Bonus, you get all the Coins currently in our reserves! ...Unfortunately, we don't have a single Coin! That's too bad!
• As a Special Bonus for stopping at the bank, you get all (number) Coin(s) in our reserves!
• Congratulations! I hope you will continue to do business with Koopa Bank!

Last Five Turns Event

• Um...Well, I believe (player) will be the winner!

Interrupting Toad

• Big news!!! The secret treasure has been found!! We must reach it before Capt. Bowser does!
• Trouble just rolled into town!! Bowser the Brash is robbin' the First Mushroom Bank!!
• Sensors detect a major anomaly! Black Hole Bowser is attacking!!!
• We've got trouble! The Golden Statue has been found! C'mon! This way!
• Oh, toil and trouble!!! The wizard, Bowser, is out wreaking havoc!
• The hour has come! Bowser has changed his location! Now is the time for the final blow!

Boards' ending cutscene

• "Yo, ho, ho and a cave full of treasure!"
• "Uh...Uh... I was just lookin', Cap'n. I didn't take any!
• "Why, it's Captain (character's name)!!!"
• "Fine then, bully! You can have the treasure. Uh...Arghh!"
• "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but this is all the Coins we got!"
• "Thank goodness it's you, Deputy (character's name)!"
• "Oh, my! What to do? This is lookin' dangerous!"
• "Th-Thank you! You saved me! I owe you my life!"
• "Begin evacuation!!!"
• "Oooff! H-hey! Where did everyone go?"
• "Buh-Buh-Bowser!!!"
• "No, please... Let me go!"
• "It is none other than... (character's name) of the Space Patrol!"
• "Thank you! Your bravery has again brought peace to deep space!"
• "Hmmm...Clearly this statue holds the answers to the riddles of the artifacts!"
• "Uh...I know! A cow... ?"
• "You did it! The riddle of the artifacts has been solved!"
• "You came! (Character's name)!"
• "Ohh! It looks like ghost could appear at any moment..."
• "Oh! Thank you... AHHH! Bowser!!!"
• "Rrrribbit!"
• "Rrrribbit! (It's you,) Rrrrrribbit! ((Character's name)!)"
• "Retreat! Retreat!"
• "Oh! Thank you so much! You saved me!"
• "...He's already gone... We just missed him!"
• "Luh-looking for a bathroom!"
• "Please don't hurt me!"
• "Just in time! (Character's name)!"
• "You did it! You won!"

Luigi

• "Yah-ha, I'm the best!"
• "Yeehoo!"

Magikoopa

• Welcome to Mystery Mansion. With our Darkness Lamp, you can turn day into night!
  • Excellent! Let me prepare... Now, are you ready? (Light Lamp)
  • Oh, really? Perhaps another time. I'll be waiting. (Decline)

Mario

• Ho-ho!
• Oh no!
• Yipee! Ha, ha, ha!
• HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!
• He, he! I've got it!

Minigame Announcer

• Start!
• Ready? Go!
• Finish!
• Goal!
• New record!
• Miss!
• Draw!
• Chance Time!
• Chance Time? (Bowser's Chance Time)
• Got item!
• Got item? (Bowser Bomb)

Mr. I

• I am Mr. I. I can use my magic to warp you to a distant space!
  • Are you ready for my magic? Hocus pocus! (Warp)
  • Ahhh, hmm... ...Disappointing! (Decline)
• Oh! You do not have enough Coins! Come again when you do.

Mushroom Genie

• "Did you call, master? I am the Mushroom Genie who lives in this Magic Lamp."
• "Well, let me fly you to Toad! Please ride on my back!"
• "Hang on tight! Here we go!!! Mushroom-Kadabra!"

Narration

• At the end of this turn the dreaded pirate, Cap'n Bowser, shall appear. Much to your dismay...
• Bowser the Brash will show his ugly face when this here turn ends. Regrettable, ain't it?
• When this turn culminates, Black Hole Bowser shall appear! Much to your dismay...
• At the end of this turn, the Bowser Sphirix shall appear. Much to your misfortune...
• At the end of this turn, the wizard, Bowser, shall appear, much to your dismay...
• At the end of this turn, Bowser, King of the Koopas, shall appear. Much to your chagrin...
• At the end of this turn, Bowser shall appear on the Adventure Board! Beware! (Bowser's Appearing Act)
• ...Bowser ran! (if the wheel lands on the yellow text)
• You already have an Item, so you can't play the Item Game.
• I'm sorry, but the Item Game isn't held on the last turn.
• You cannot use a Bowser Bomb here. (if the player tries to use the Bowser Bomb)
• (player), beware!!! Boo has come to steal your Coins! Press the Button repeatedly to pull Boo away!
• Everyone! Beware!!! Boo has come to steal your Coins! Press the Button repeatedly to chase Boo away! (Big Boo)
• (player 1)'s Item now belongs to (player 2)! (Plunder Chest)
• Why, (player 1) and (player 2) have switched places! (Warp Block)
• You've transformed into Bowser! For this turn only, when you pass another player, you can steal 20 Coins! (Bowser Suit)
• Thinking it was Bowser, (player 1) gave (number) Coins to (player 2)! (if player 2 is wearing Bowser Suit)
• You found a Hidden Block!
• The Hidden Block contains... A Star/20 Coins!!!
• It says, "If you throw 10 Coins from atop the relic, you can warp to a distant relic." What will you do? (Mystery Land)
• "If you throw 10 Coins from atop the relic, you can warp to a distant relic." But you don't have enough Coins.
• Why, day/night turned to night/day! (Horror Land)
• Magic prevents Whomp from moving at night.
• It is said that the Big Boo statue moves in the moonlight! (if the player tries to meet Big Boo in the daytime)
• You hear raucous laugher, but none will answer the door! (if the player tries to meet Magikoopa in the nighttime)
• (player) was suddenly overcome by the urge to jump into the pipe! (Bowser Land)

Peach

Game's opening cutscene

• I have a name we can all agree upon!
• The name of this world shall be... [Peach Land!]

Voices

• Yeah!
• Oh no!
• Yeah! Peach's got it!
• Aaaaaaaaah!'

Piranha Plant

• Whoa-ho! You've got so many Mini-Games! This one's fun, too, so here! This is Dungeon Dash!
• It's a 2 vs. 2 Mini-Game. Check it out!
• Way to go! Keep right on playing! There's more to come!
• Whoa-ho-ho! Look at all these Mini-Games! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!
• I'm impressed! Here! Take this! It's Rainbow Run!
• It's a 1 vs. 3 Mini-Game. Give it a try!
• OH MY GOODNESS! Look at all these Mini-Games! Wow! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!
• I'm so happy... Here! Take these! This is Dungeon Dash!
• And this one is Rainbow Run!
• WOW!!! I've never seen so many Mini-Games!
• WOW! You're amazing! It blows me away!
• I'm going back to the forest, but keep on playing!
• Well, see ya!
• Bye-bye!

Shy Guy

• Hmm, hmm, hmm! Let us cast a Slow Course on someone.
  • Whom shall you course? (List of players) (Cast Course)
• (player) has been cursed, and can only move 1 to 3 spaces on the next turn!
• Casting the Slow Curse costs 5 Coins. Come back after saving up! (if the player has not enough coins)

Skeleton Key

• "I could open this Gate for you... What should I do?"
  • "OK, I'll open it now. I guess this is goodbye. I'll miss you..." (Open It)
  • "Oh? Not yet? So, you still need me? Thank goodness!" (Don't Open It)
• "I'm sorry... But you can't use me unless you're in front of a Keyed Gate." (if the player tries to discard the Skeleton Key like Mario Party 3)

Snifit

• I'm the Snifit Patrol. For 5 Coins, I'll set up a speed trap. Interested?
  • Understood. I'll get right to work on that speed trap! (Set Trap)
  • Oh, really? Well, I've got some paperwork to do, so please excuse me. (No Thanks)
• Don't you worry. I'll catch those speeders red-handed!
• Eh? You don't have 5 Coins? Umm... I just remembered, I... need to investigate something.

Steamer

• "Howdy, (player). Hop aboard for a ride?"
  • "Hit the block and choose a direction, would ya? A Goomba will be a-sendin' ya backwards." (Yep)
    • "Now that's a sight! A-forward we shall go! Choo-choo!" (Toad's face)
  • "Won't be needin' a ride, eh? Well, I reckon that'll do. Take care now, (player)." (Nope)
• "I didn't hit anythin', did I? I don't rightly recall..." (if there is at least one player in the path)
• "Howdy, (player). Ticket are 5 Coins, so come back after ya save up." (if the player has not enough coins)

Sushi

• Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's up? What's up? What's the rush???!! If you're so rushed, hop on my back for a ride! ...For 5 Coins. OK! Hop on! Hop on! Hop on and hang on!

Thwomp

• Welcome! Welcome! For the minimum (number)-Coin toll, you may pass through here.
  • How much will you pay? Choose the amount with your . (Pass)
  • You won't pass? OK. Bye. (Don't Pass)
• Thank you! Thank you! OK, move along!

Toad

Voice

• Okay!
• Yo!
• Yahooooo!
• Wooooo!

Game's opening cutscene

• What kind of story do we have this time? Well, let me begin...
• ...One day, Mario and friends created a new world.
• That world was Mario Land.
• But there was one who didn't think too highly of the name, Mario Land.
• It was that scoundrel, Wario!
• Wario thought that since he was the Super Star, it should be called Wario Land.
• But once he spoke up, an argument about who the real Super Star was ensured.
• Then, Princess Toadstool said, (Peach's quote).
• (Multiple characters' quote) they all thought, feeling a bit humbled.
• So the raucous argument continued for a while.
• About that time, a terrible thing happened in "Mario Land".
• Without warning, Bowser appeared and began attacking Mario Land!!!
• A good Koopa Troopa who discovered Bowser ran towards Mario and company!
• Then Koopa shouted as loud as he could: (Koopa Troopa's quote) ...but he was ignored.
• But Toad, who couldn't stand it any longer, said: Why don't we name this world after the Super Star who defeat Bowser!?!
• Mario and everyone else agreed with Toad's proposal.
• Immediately, the all began scrambling as fast as they could toward "Mario Land!"
• Will Mario and friends ever be able to defeat Bowser?
• This is the Legend of Mario Land. Let us see how it unfolds..!

Mario Land

• Hello! Greetings! And welcome to Mario Land!!!
• Now then, please choose your destination.
• Well then, we're off to (board) Land!!!

Pre-game (main boards)

• First, we have to choose the game settings.
• How many will play this time?
• Choose the (number) character(s) the Player(s) will use.
• Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control.
• How will you set Computer Character skill levels?
• Please set the Computer Character skill level.
• Please choose the number of turns.
• Finally, please choose a Bonus setting.
• Are these setting OK?
• Now that you're done, LET'S GO!!!

Pre-game (Mini-Game Stadium)

• Welcome to Mini-Game Stadium!
• So, which mode will you play this time?
• OK. Now we must choose game settings.
• OK! Let the (mode) begin!!!

Pre-game (Mini-Game Coaster)

• Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!
• Choose one character to be your partner.
• With that, let's start! Good luck!!!

In board (main boards)

• We’re here, everyone! This is (board name)!!!
• This is a tropical isle. Pirates are scouring the island in search of the secret treasure.
• You, too, shall become pirates and scour the island for booty!
• Your objective this time, is to defeat Capt. Bowser, your nemesis, and find the treasure.
• Find the secret treasure to become the Super Star of Pirate Land.
• This is a pioneer town of the Old West. A steam engine’s whistle echoes across the prairie.
• You shall become deputies. It’s your job to keep the Wild West peaceful!
• Your objective this time, is to defeat Bowser the Brash, the scourge of this quiet town.
• Defeat Bowser to become the Super Star of Western Land. Good luck!
• This is a space station. As a deep-space crossroads, many spaceships pass by here.
• You shall join the Space Patrol. Your job is to maintain peace in space!
• Your objective this time, is to protect this station from Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of outer space.
• Keep deep space a peaceful place to become the Super Star of Space Land!
• These are hidden jungle paths. Countless mythical artifacts tower over these mysterious pathways.
• As archeologists, search for the stories behind the artifacts.
• Your objective this time, is to defeat Bowser Sphinx, a legendary monster that poses riddles to all travelers it meets.
• Whatever it takes, defeat Bowser to become the Super Star of Mystery Land!
• In this haunted forest, witches’ cottages line the paths, and ghosts gather after nightfall.
• Wield the magic of truth and justice when venturing through the forest.
• Your objective this time, is to defeat the Wizard Bowser, a resident of the haunted forest.
• Defeat Bowser to become the Super Star of Horror Land!!!
• Now before the adventure begins, we must decide turn order.
• Turn order has been decided. (player) is First. (player) is Second. (player) is Third. (player) is Fourth.
• And lastly, a present!!! I'll give you each 10 Coins. Please use them wisely.
• Good luck becoming the Super Star of this land! Well then, let's get started!
• Let me show you where the first Star is located.
• Here's the first Star. Give 20 Coins to Toad to get the Star.
• By the way, Baby Bowser is over here. He's may take Coins from you, so beware.
• You finally made it! Would you like to trade your Coins for a Star?
  • OK then! Here's your Star! (Yes)
  • OK, here's your Shining Star! (Yes, Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
  • Come visit me again! Goodbye! (No)
• Oh! Too bad! You don't have enough Coins. Come back after saving up 20 Coins.
• Wow! Amazing! You can't carry any more Stars! If you happen to lose any, though, come visit me! (if the player has 99 Stars, impossible without hacking)
• Let me show you where to find the next Star.
• The next Star is here. Give 20 Coins to Toad to get the Star.
• By the way, Baby Bowser has moved over here. He's after your Coins, so avoid him if you can.
• The Star is now over here. Trade Toad 20 Coins to get the Star. (Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
• Wait a second!!! There's a Toad over there, too!?! Which is the real one???
• Hey! Pretty lucky! You got 2 of the same number! You win 10 coins! (double number that are not 7)
• All right! You did it! You hit the jackpot! You win 20 Coins! (double 7s or triple number that are not 7)
• WOW! You did it! It's a Lucky 7 jackpot! You win 50 Coins! (triple 7s)
• Welcome to Chance Time! Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this lucky event! Good luck!
• Diffirent things will happen when you hit the blocks, so aim carefully! Now then, Chance Time...Start!
• The results are in! (player 1) must give (number) Coins to (player 2)!!!
• Oh! The results are in! Why, (player 1) and (player 2) must trade all of their Coins!!!
• Oh! The results are in! (player 1)'s Stars go to (player 2)!!!
• The results are in! Why, (player 1) and (player 2) must trade all of their Stars!!!
• The results are in! Uh-oh! Oh no! OH MY! (player 1) and (player 2) must trade all of their Stars and Coins!!!
• This is amazing! All right! Time to trade! Here we go!
• This is truly amazing! All right! Time to trade! Here we go!
• However, (player 1) doesn't even have (number) Coins. Too bad!

In board (Mini-Game Stadium)

• Welcome to Battle/Duel Mode!!! Please choose a match.
• Choose the type of Mini-Games you will play. (Battle)
• Please pick teams.
• Determing the first/next Mini-Game...
• It's (minigame's name)! Get ready to battle!
• Are you ready?
• Here we are, everyone! This is Mini-Game Stadium!!! (Trial)
• Here, you can test your Mini-Game skills against one another!
• There are no Stars here. Victory or defeat is determined by the Coins won in Mini-Games.
• So, you do not gain or lose Coins for landing on Blue Spaces or Red Spaces.
• However, when you complete one lap, you will receive a 10-Coin Bonus.
• When all turns have ended, the player with the most Coins will be declared the victor.
• Good luck, everyone! May you all perform to the best of your abilities.
• Now then, let's determine turn order!
• Keep your eyes on victory! Good luck, everyone! Let the games begin!!!
• Nice work! Here! You get 10 Coins for completing 1 lap!
• It is now Turn (number). You are in spot (number) in the rankings. Good luck!
• How will you pick duels? (Duel)

In board (Mini-Game Coaster)

• Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!
• Shall I explain the rules?
• Your objective is to clear all Mini-Games and reach the finish. (Yes)
• Ride in this cart as it goes farther and farther down for each Mini-Game cleared.
• To reach the finish, you will have to clear all Mini-Games found in the 9 Worlds.
• You can play Mini-Games by moving to these Mini-Games Spaces.
• Once you clear a Mini-Game, you can proceed to the next space.
• However, if you miss, you will lose 1 remaining life.
• If you miss when you have 0 remaining lives, it's Game Over for you.
• Your remaining lives are displayed in the top-left corner of the screen.
• Your Coins are displayed in the top-right corner of the screen.
• When you collect 100 Coins, you gain 1 life.
• When you come to a Save Space, you can save your progress up to that point.
• After Game Over, you must start again from the last Save Space at which you saved your progress.
• Whenever you come to the Save Space, be sure to save your game.
• If you press S while moving on the map, you can access the Pause Screen.
• If you want to quit your game, choose Save & Quit on the Pause Screen.
• However, be aware that your Save & Quit will be erased the next time you start again.
• OK. Let's start the game. Oh! But first... Please choose the course you will take this time. (list of courses)
• The Hard Course is a very difficult course that leads through World 9.
• Are you sure you want the (course)?
• OK! It's (course) for you! Good luck! (Yes)
• This is the World (number) Save Space. Would you like to save your progress?
• OK to overwrite this World (number) data? (Yes)
• Save complete! Would you like to continue? (Yes)
• Good luck! (Yes)
• Nice job, (player)! Getting this far is not easy!
• Only skilled players make it here on the Hard Course!
• However... If you'd only gotten here sooner, I could have commended you for reaching the Goal.
• There's no way around it. Could you please start again from World 1?
• (player)! Ignore him! He's a fake!
• What are you trying to say? Are you calling me a fake? I'm the real Toad!
• Drat! Foiled again! There's nothing to do but... (Baby Bowser Bunch reveal)

Last Five Turns Event

• We have reached the last 5 turns! Let's look at the standings!
• (player) is first! (player) is second. (player) is third. And (player) is in last place.
• But who shall be victorious and become the Super Star??? With that, it's time for everyone's favorite show: Predict the Super Star!
• And making the prediction this time is this individual! Come join us on stage!
• Our predicted winner, (player), shall receive a 10-Coin present from (character)!
• And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the end of the game, all Blue and all Red spaces shall be doubled to 6 Coins!!!
• And if two players land on the same space, a Duel Mini-Game will begin! This is a huge chance! Be sure to make the most of this opportunity!
• This is your final chance! Aim for Super Stardom and give it all you've got!!!

Results (main boards)

• The final turn has ended. So, who is the Super Star??? It's time to hear the final results! First, we'll count everyone's Stars! Here are the Stars you've all earned!
• Now that we've seen your Stars, we'll count your Coins! You've collected... ...this many Coins!
• Now, I'll award the Bonus Stars! The following players shall receive 1 Star for excellent performance!
• First, is the Mini-Game Star Star! This award goes to the player who collected the most Coins in Mini-Games.
• Next is the Coin Star Award. This award goes to the player who collected the most Coins in board game play.
• Next is the Happening Star Award. This award goes to the player who landed on the most ? Spaces.
• The Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star award goes to... (player)!
• It's a tie! Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star awards go to both (player) and (player)!
• And that finally brings us to the Super Star! Now for the official announcement! The Super Star is... (Gets interrupted by Red Koopa)
• This is incredible! Two/Three players have the exact number of Coins and Stars! They are (player's names)!
• This is a rare sight indeed, folks! All four players have the exact number of Coins and Stars!
• In a tie, victory is determined by the Dice Block! The highest number wins! OK! Hit your blocks!
• And the winner is... (player)!

Results (Mini-Game Stadium)

• Congratulations! Victory belongs to (player)! (Battle)
• Victory goes to the team of (player 1) and (player 2)!!!
• Continue playing?
• The turns have all ended. The question remains... Who shall emerge victorious? (Trial)
• With that, let's count everyone's Coins!
• Now I shall announce the final results!
• Victory belongs to... (player)!!! Congratulations!!!
• Wow! (player) is the victor! (Duel)

Results (Mini-Game Coaster)

• Spectacular, (player)! The way you beat the Baby Bowser Bunch was incredible!
• Well, let me say it again... Congratulations! You've cleared the Hard Course!
• As your reward for this remarkable feat, I present you a prize of 1000 Coins!!!
• Now I would like to take this opportunity to announce a Special Bonus!
• You've cleared the course with (number 1) live(s) remaining! And as you had (number 2) Coin(s)...
• Your Special Bonus is ((number 1)*100+(number 2)) Coins!!! Please take these!!! (Example: if the player has 36 lives and 25 coins at the end, the player will receive 3625 coins)
• (player)! You are truly amazing! You are the true Super Star! Keep up the great work! Toad is rooting for you!

Boards' ending cutscene

• "Thank you, (player)! You are the Super Star of Pirate Land!!!"
• "Ya did real good, (player)! Yer the real Super Star of Western Land!!!"
• "Well done, (player)! You are the true Super Star of Space Land!!!"
• "Great work, (player)! You are the Super Star of Mystery Land/Horror Land!!!"
• "You mustn't give up, (player)!!!"
• "We're behind you! Take this Star!!!"
• "Way to go, (player)! You are the true Super Star!!!"

Game's ending cutscene

• And so, after a long and tiring battle, Mario and friends finally defeated Bowser.
• And they lived happily ever after in Mario Land!
• Bravo!!! Bravo!!!
• Let me introduce our talented and dedicated cast!
• I introduce to you Donkey Kong! And Wario!!!
• Ladies and gentlemen, Yoshi! And Peach!
• Luigi! And Mario!!!
• And finally, the talent actor who excelled as the villain! Bowser!!!
• Ladies and gentlemen, how about one last round of applause for the cast?
• Eh? Why are Mario and Bowser getting along so well?
• ...Actually, this has all been just one of the many attractions at Mario Land.
• How was it? Did you enjoy yourselves?
• We hope to see you again here at Mario Land. Farewell!

Wario

• Ah. hah. hah, hah!
• So ein mist!
• WAAAAAAAH!
• Wario, I gotta win!

Whomp

In board

• Would you like to take this path I'm blocking?
  • Fine, then. I'll move. (Take It)
  • OK. Then, buh-bye! (Decline)
• If you don't have 5 Coins, you may not pass! (if the player has not enough coins)

Last Five Turns Event

• It could always be Mario!!! Could it not? Heh, heh, heh! Mario! Mario! Mario! (he will always choose Mario regardless Mario is competing or not)

Wiggler

• "Hello, (player). How'd ya like to invite everyone to a hooternanny?"
  • "Splendid! Ah'll call ev'ryone. Hey ev'ryone! The hooternanny's startin'! Ya'll c'mon over this a-way!!" (Sure)
  • "Hmm...Ya don't like parties? Aw, shucks! That's too bad. Ya'll come back now, ya hear?" (No Thanks)
• "Yee-haw! We're gonna have a grand ol' hooternanny!! Are ya'll ready?"
• "Tch! You haven't enough Coins. Aww, shucks!! Ah'm terribly sorry. Come back after saving some Coins." (if the player has not enough coins)

Wizard Bowser

Bowser Bomb

• "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I'm the legendary wizard, Bowser!"
• "Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!"
• "Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (player)!"
• "Hmm, hmm, hmm! What are pretties like (player 1) and (player 2) doing here?"
• "Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins or I'll test my magic on you!"
• "Huss, my pretties, and give me all your Coins, or I'll test my magic on you!"
• "Er? No Coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!"
• "My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits!"
• "Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!"

Ending cutscene

• "Are you OK?"
• "MY magic is the best magic! Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
• "Huh??? Who goes there?"
• "MY magic is the best magic! Hocus pocus!"
• "Uh-oh! Then I'll get you with... Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
• "GULP!"
• "Rrribbit! (I'll remember this!)"

Woody

• Welcome to Mini-Game Land! This Mini-Game Theme Park sits nestled in a colorful forest! Once you buy some Mini-Games with the Coins you've collected, you can play those Mini-Games here as often as you like. Choose the place you'd like to visit and press the Button.
• I'm Woody! You can buy Mini-Games from me...
• I'm sorry, but I don't have any Mini-Games right now. Come back after you find some.
• That's Mini-Game Park. You can play Mini-Games there!
• That's Mini-Game Park. You can't play Mini-Games there just yet.
• You can't enter until you buy some Mini-Games!
• That's the Coin Box. Your coins are kept in there.
• You have (number) coins in the Coin Box right now.
• Oh my! It's empty! 0 Coins... Go to other lands to collect more Coins!
• This is the Records Bottle. It contains Mini-Game records.
• That's Mini-Game Stadium. Go there to do battle.
• That's Mini-Game Coaster. It's a 1-player adventure ride!