List of Larry Koopa quotes

This is a list of quotes by Larry Koopa.

Games

Mario is Missing!

• "Hi Luigi. We figured you would be coming by. Pity you're never going to see your brother again. I don't even know which door leads to Mario."
• "Nice try, plunger puss, but only fire can hurt me."
• "No plumbers behind that door? Go ahead, try another. The wrong door has many handles, plumber dude."
• "Uh, Luigi, old pal, buddy. You know, I've always been on your side all along. Really. Don't burn yourself with that fire flower, pal."

Mario Kart 8

• "Larry!"
• "HA YA YA!"

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

• "AH HAHA!"
• "What’s this balloon squeaking on about?"
• "SHUT IT! Don’t make me show you what I can really do!"
• "You're standing on the wrong side of this face-off! And where's my backup?! Ludwig, get your shell OVER here!"
• "You got it, boss. Dark Star Points, coming up!"
• "Fine! But I’m doing it of my own free will, not because you’re some kind of leader..."
• "Wait...now you think of yourself as KING? Oh, forget it..."

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "Hey, Greenie! Time to get pummeled!"
• "Did ya find him?"
• "We’ve looked all over and haven’t found squat… Does that mean Lord Bowser was kidnapped?!"
• "Heh, I overheard some good stuff back there! Forget that goofy Goomba. You work for me now, Lakitu! I’m putting together an army for the great Lord Fawful!"
• "Hmph!"
• "Bahaha! Perfect! This is where we’ll build my fortress! And then we’ll take over that village over there… This is gonna be great!"
• "Huh? Hey! Goomba and Shy Guy! What are you doing?! Get back to work!"
• "BAHAHA! You wanna fight me?! You’re pretty bold for a Goomba!" - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
• "Fight harder! Bahaha!"
• "That won’t work for me. The thought of obeying a Goomba makes me sick."
• "Hmm. You’re serious about this, aren’t you? HMMM… I suppose I’ll allow you the pleasure of my company. But you'll need a plan…"
• "The other Koopalings are trying to conquer this whole kingdom! They’ve been brainwashed by "Lord" Fawful. To be frank, they’re all much stronger than you. How’s that gonna work?"
• "Bahahaha! It cracks me up when you talk all serious like that. Well, Iggy’s in the forest, and Morton’s near the valley. Wendy took the sea. I only know about those three. I lost track of Roy, Ludwig, and Lemmy."
• "You should know I don’t intend to try very hard. Also, I’m not gonna be captain. Seems like a lot of hassle."
• "He’s still brainwashed. He won’t listen to us when he’s like this. We’ve got no choice but to pummel him."

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "Oh…great."
• "How’s this working out for you? Pretty good?"
• "Why don’t you let me try a different approach?"
• "Already forgotten! Hahah!"
• "Ugh…he’s annoyingly strong."
• "LORD JUNIOR… I TRIED TO HELP. DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MORTON."
• "She’s right, Roy. Don’t let the kid get to ya. But on the down low, I feel the same way."
• "Yeesh, this again…"
• "OK, I think Ludwig was right. This is definitely not normal. What is making them attack us and then get amnesia?"
• "Yeah, but…we’re stuck with the kid right now."
• "C’mon, Wendy. It’s not worth it. Let’s hurry back to the castle. The kid says he doesn’t need us. Let him prove it."
• "Morton? Iggy? You coming?"
• "We should go, too. Come on, Wendy."
• "Lemmy! Hey, Lemmy!"
• "Yeah, keep it down. The whole castle is under their control."
• "Must have been the castle finally landing!"
• "Gah! How did he do that?!"
• "It’s Lord Bowser!"
• "Lord Bowser! Are you OK?"
• "Nope! But I won’t just sit here when Lord Bowser needs me."
• "You're probably right..."
• "I went into the castle with Wendy, but…"
• "I managed to rescue Lemmy before he was caught, but then we had to escape."
• "Yeah. Looks like his body just gave out…"
• "He gets it!"
• "I mean…we should. But I think he actually figured things out all by himself."
• "Lord Junior! Come with me!"
• "Sorry, I guess it’s not THAT urgent. I was just thinking we should go distribute the Skeletone and cure the blorbs. It CAN’T be comfortable to roll around like that."
• "Oh! I remember why it was so urgent. ‘Cause afterwards, we can party! WOOOO!"
• "If you say so…"

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Nintendo 3DS)

• "What're you supposed to be? I've got no interest in anyone who doesn't know how to handle a horse."
• "Raring for a different kind of horse race?"
• "All right, let's see which one of us is the better rider!
• "Ahhh, I lost! It's a rare rider that can rival me. You're utterly unstoppable! I'll race you for the title of top rider anytime! Just come and talk to me."

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Wii U)

• "Heya! I'm Larry, and I'm here to root for King Bowser. I actually wanted to just hang with friends, but he's the king, ya know? What's a Koopaling gonna do? Still, I can't complain - I've been having a blast here in Rio. Wish I'd had a chance to fix this crazy hair of mine before going out though..."
• "I came to Rio to cheer on King Bowser, but decided to duck into the Olympic Equestrian Centre for a sec and now I'm hooked! The qualifier was really something! Probably the second or third best one I've seen! Not sure what the best was, though. They kinda blend together..."
• "Heeeey! You ain't too shabby with the reins, huh? Maybe you didn't do so hot this time around, but you still got a horse in this race, I say!"
• "Man, you really had me on the edge of my saddle. The way you handled that horse was, uh, something else! Something scary, that is... You goofed a few times, but I guess it IS hard to find the best path across the course without a whole buncha practice, huh? Hint hint. In the end, though, you still managed it, somehow. Never a dull moment, that's for sure! Hope the finals are just as exciting."
• "I had my seat for the finals all reserved and ready to go, but then you lost in the semis! Ah well. Give it another shot, will ya? I'll be back again to cheer you on."
• "Think you're hot stuff on horseback, huh? Bet you're also thinkin' you can take on the best of the best sometime. Well, here he is! Right in front of ya! ...Whoa! Where're you lookin'? Down here, horse brains! If you wanna be number one, you gotta beat me first! Not that you can... Heh heh heh!"
• "You were good. Really good. Almost TOO GOOD! ...Bah, forget it. Anything I'll say will sound like an excuse. I'll just have to give it my all next time!"
• "Sure, you didn't win — but you were still pretty good! Nice for me to get some practice in too, yeah? Anyway, I'll compete against you anytime."
• "Bwa ha! I could've won that qualifier with one hand tied behind my shell! You just watch — I'll win the final BLINDFOLDED by the time I'm done!"
• "I made it to the Equestrian qualifier, but man, was it rough! My mount just wouldn't listen to me. Horses just don't seem to like me for some reason... But you? Oooh, I'm jealous how some people can just connect with animals instantly. Stupid horses! WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME?!"
• "I'm glad I survived the <phase of tournament>, but me and my horse might as well have been on two different planets. Blech! A fan of mine said we looked like we were perfectly in tune with each other, but I know that's bunk! I tell ya, this horse stuff is harder than I thought."
• "Aww, man. It's so embarrassing losing in the qualifier! I'm NEVER gonna hear the end of it from the others. King Bowser's probably gonna flip his shell, too. Ugh!"
• "I'm glad I made it to the final, but King Bowser told me that I had to win or else. ...Or else WHAT?! I don't even KNOW! That sentence never ends well, right? Like, no one ever says "You have to win or else...you get a puppy!""
• "I'm set to be in the final, but that means I've spent the whooole time at the Olympic Equestrian Centre. I need a break. Bet the horses do too! I wonder if they'd wanna go to Copacabana Beach... But I guess if I rode a horse around here, it'd spook everyone. Not like they asked me to take 'em here, anyway."
• "These horses are really talented animals. I tell mine to do something, and she just does it! 'Course, that makes my job all the more important, because if I lose, I can't go blaming it on my ride."
• "Losing in the semifinals? Man, lame. LAAAAAAA-MUH. I had my victory speech all written up and everything. Next time for sure!"
• "Man, I just won a medal at my Olympic Games debut. I must be some sorta Games wunderkind! Seriously. It was way easier than I thought. Still, better watch my tone when Bowser's around. Brag too much around him, and you'll be sorry!"
• "I know I had victory in the bag, but how come I win a medal and my ride doesn't get anything? Not even HAY?! Maybe I can sneak him some carrots later. It's not quite a medal, but I bet he'll enjoy it anyway."
• "Ever since I made it to the final, I figured that gold medal was as good as mine already! Maybe I shoulda paid more attention to what I was doing..."
• "The Mario League is so hot right now! I'm pumped for the next match! But don't you think it would have been better to call it the BOWSER League instead? Oh well, the Olympic Games are about peace and all, so I guess I'll just kick back and have fun! Heck, maybe Peach and me will even hit it off... "
• "I've been spending so much time watching horses at the Olympic Equestrian Centre that watching the Mario League team events feels kinda weird. These games are probably more in the Olympic spirit and all that, but at this point I just associate the Games with horses. Can't be helped!"
• "So King Bowser's competing in the Mario League? See, cause I kinda sorta... forgot to go root for him, so I REEEEEEALLY hope he doesn't notice. I doubt he's checking the stands to see if I'm there, but since my hairdo kinda makes me stand out, I'm still nervous."

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "Took you long enough, pal… I’m almost done digesting that giant steak I ate. *BELCH*"
• "You grill a mean steak, Mario. You should have been a chef! At least that way, you would’ve had a nice long culinary experience. But instead, I’m gonna cook you up a tuna-fist sandwich before we get to Starlight Cape!"
• "Lord Bowser is expecting the Big Paint Star, and I have no intention of disappointing him. Have you even seen his disappointed face? It’s heartbreaking! Enough small talk. Let’s get this over with."
• "Ahaaaaaaaaa! I love the smell of impending doom! It was my henchmen who hijacked this train, and it’ll be my henchmen who…keep the train, uh…hijacked."
• "Crush that dirty Toad!"
• "Amateurs…"
• "Minions! Crush them!"
• "Agh! Stupid Toad!"
• "If you love engines so much, then why don’t you marry this smoke!"
• "Well, that was fun, but I'm bored. Thanks for playing, loser!"
• "Was that a Replica just now? Tacky, Mario. I expected more."
• "You stopped up my smokestack, you little pest!"
• "I haven’t lost yet!"
• "WHAT…?! No! This can’t be… I… I lost! I can’t ever face Lord Bowser again! I’ll have to go on the lam. No, maybe I’ll go on the lamb… Lamb chops sound pretty good righ-"

Television shows

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

• "I hate sneaky...unless I'm the one doing the sneaking!" - Do the Koopa
• "I like your Big Bang Theory, King Dad!" - Never Koop a Koopa
• "Guards! Take the prisoner away to my room." - Never Koop a Koopa
• "I was only doing bad, like you taught me!" - Never Koop a Koopa
• "I'm not rushing, I'm helping." - Princess Toadstool for President

Super Mario World

• "This is badder than bad, Dad. This is baddest!" - Gopher Bash
• "At last,... my time has come!!!" - Gopher Bash
• "Don't just help him, stand there!" - Gopher Bash
• "Listen to me, you pathetic pea-brained problem-producing plumbers! You'll never see your crops again!" - Gopher Bash
• "The only way you guys are gonna eat is by shopping at the Koopa Mart. So long, suckers!" - Gopher Bash
• "I am the emperor of eavesdropping." - The Yoshi Shuffle

Miscellaneous

• 「マヌケな国王から巻き上げた杖は全部で7本。オレ達兄弟が1本ずつ持ってるって訳さ。オヤジに怒鳴られるのはイヤだから、そう簡単に渡す訳にはいかないぜ。」 ("We stole a total of seven wands from the stupid kings. Each one of us siblings has one. We can't give them up so easily because we don't want to get yelled at by our dad.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 4.
• "We took 7 wands from the 7 kings. Each of us has one. Our father has instructed us to protect the wands." - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 5.
• "Yo, Mario - you made it dis far! Well, I'm gonna make sure you don't get past me! (Mario'll never think dat he has to stomp me on da head three times ta knock me out! With my quick jumping skills, he won't have any room to leap himself! And da easiest way to avoid me, running underneath when I jump - he'll never figure that out!)" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide