Einstein

This article is about the character in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. For the historical figure and scientist in Mario's Time Machine, see Albert Einstein.

Einstein

Full name	Albert Einstein
Species	Human
First appearance	"9001: A Mario Odyssey"
Portrayed by	Ed Metzger

Mr. Albert Einstein, or just Einstein, also nicknamed Al or the Einster, is a computer programmer who appears in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! episode "9001: A Mario Odyssey". He is a parody of Albert Einstein.

Einstein is a brilliant man, as he managed to invent the HAL 9001 computer and pizza machine for Mario and Luigi. Although he is confident that the HAL 9001 is near-perfect, he is unable to predict the dire consequences that arise when he leaves the computers with the Mario Bros.

It is only when Einstein returns to Mario Brothers Plumbing that he discovers that HAL has malfunctioned, and is attempting to hypnotize the two plumbers. Einstein quickly unplugs all of HAL's cords, shutting the computer off and freeing Mario and Luigi.

Einstein tries to apologize for everything that HAL has done, including the horrible pizzas (i.e. popcorn pizza) that have been prepared. Mario couldn't care less, as he intends on eating the bizarre pizzas anyway.

TriviaEdit

Einstein is portrayed by Ed Metzger, who notably portrays Albert Einstein in the only show endorsed by Einstein's family, Albert Einstein: The Practical Bohemian. It is a one-man show written and produced by Metzger that portrays Einstein throughout his life.

Humans

In games
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In other media
Live-action	The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!	Alligator Dundee • Angelica • Aunt Luigeena • Brian Bonsall • Chief Quimby • Cher • Cyndi Lauper • David Horowitz • Doc Freud • Dr. Frankenstein • Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake • Dr. Toby • Edison • Einstein • Elvira • Elvis Presley • Ernie Hudson • Fred Van Winkle • George Washington • Grandma Mario • Ellie Mae • Harry Blackstone Jr. • Howard Stevens • Imperial Poobah • Inspector Gadget • Inspector Klean • Jim Lange • Jodie • Little Robert • Liz • Lou Albano • Luigeena • Luigi's girlfriend • Lyle Alzado • Madam AGoGo • Mad Donna • Marianne • Marilyn • Mario Joe and Luigi Bob • Mikhail S. Gorbachev • Mr. Gibbel • Mrs. Gammliss • Mrs. Periwinkle • Nicole Eggert • Obi-Wan Cannoli • Pam Matteson • Patty • Patty's mother and father • Pietro • Ralph Washington • Rob Stone • Rowdy Roddy Piper • Roxanne • Sgt. Slaughter • Shabba-Doo • Susanna Ross • Tawny Tyler • Ted Bull • The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before it Happens • Tommy Lasagna • Uncle Tony • Vincent Van Gook • Willy White • Young McDonald
	Club Mario	Co-MC • Tammy Treehugger • Tommy Treehugger
	Donkey Kong Planet	Jean-Claude Truchet • Mélanie Angélie • OM
	Super Mario Bros.	Angelica • Anthony Scapelli • Daniella • Egon • James • Luigi Mario • Mario Mario
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	The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3	Aunt Maria • Bud • Bud and Missy's mother • Crime Wave Clyde • Cutter • Gondolier • Herman • Junior • Junior's mom and dad • King Mushroomkhamen • King Windbag • Marco Polo's Plumbers • Mayor of New York City • Milli Vanilli • Missy • Mighty Plumber • Mr. President • Mrs. President • Norman • Prince Mushroomkhamen • Queen Mushroomkhamen • Sam Shalam • Submarine captain • Wizard King of the West
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	Donkey Kong Jungle Action Special	Ace investigative reporter • Electrician
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	Nintendo Comics System	Dr. Waldo Bloom • Mushroom King
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	Other	Friendly Floyd
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (live-action segments)
Mario Brothers Plumbing	Clog • CooKoo Bird • Edison • Luigi • Mario • Ratagator
Guests	Alligator Dundee • Angelica • Aunt Luigeena • Brian Bonsall • Captain Lou Albano • Cher • Count Zoltan Dracula • Cyndi Lauper • David Horowitz • Doc Freud • Dr. Frankenstein • Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake • Dr. Toby • E.C. • Einstein • Ellie Mae • Elvira • Elvis Presley • Ernie Hudson • Exterminator • Frankenstein's Monster • Fred Van Winkle • George Washington • Grandma Mario • HAL 9001 • Harry Blackstone Jr. • Howard Stevens • Ike • Imperial Poobah • Inspector Gadget • Inspector Klean • Jim Lange • Jodie • Kenneth • Little Robert • Liz • Luigeena • Luigi's girlfriend • Lyle Alzado • Mad Donna • Madam AGoGo • Magic Johnson • Mama Mario • Marianne • Marilyn • Mario Joe and Luigi Bob • Mikhail S. Gorbachev • Monster • Mr. Gibbel • Mr. President • Mrs. Gammliss • Mrs. Periwinkle • Nick • Nicole Eggert • Obi-Wan Cannoli • Pam Matteson • Patty • Patty's mother and father • Pietro • Poochie • Ralph Washington • Rob Stone • Rowdy Roddy Piper • Roxanne • Sgt. Slaughter • Shabba-Doo • Slime Ghost • Super Plant • Susanna Ross • Tawny Tyler • Ted Bull • The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before it Happens • Tommy Lasagna • Vincent Van Gook • Willy White • Young McDonald
Objects, items, etc.	Mario Brothers Clog Cleaner • Mario Brothers Plant Food • Pizza Transformer • Roseitis • Secret Chippie Decoder Ring • Steam-O-Matic • Strange watch • Super Plant Growth Formula • Veggieitis

Einstein

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