Bowser's diary

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Bowser's Diary is a diary belonging to Bowser that can be found in Paper Mario while playing as Princess Peach after rescuing the first Star Spirit, Eldstar. The diary is found in the room that has the secret passage to Peach's Room. After Princess Peach sneaks out, she and Twink finds this diary. Twink reads the diary for Peach, which reveals the second Star Spirit's location. Bowser then comes in, finds Peach is reading his diary, gets angry, and makes two Koopatrols take her away. After that, Bowser removes this diary and it is not seen for the rest of the game.

Entries

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Sunny

Today I went to Star Haven and stole the Star Rod. Now I'm invincible! Cool! I also captured those seven Star Spirits, so they won't annoy me anymore. It was a hard day's work and I'm feeling pretty bushed. Dinner was nice but a bit bland.

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Cloudy then sunny

Today was great, diary! I used my castle to lift Peach's Castle way up into the sky! Then I barged into Peach's Castle and beat up Mario! Yeah! Unbelievable, I know! So fun! And there's more! After that, I kidnapped Princess Peach! I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...

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Sunny

Well, the Koopa Bros. got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid Star Spirit I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the Star Spirit being held in Dry Dry Ruins. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find Dry Dry Ruins in Dry Dry Desert. How would he even know how to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.