List of Mario & Luigi: Dream Team quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Dream Team.

Antasma

 * "Vee go now! SCREEECH! Back to the real vorld!"
 * "SCREEEK! I vanted to steal Peach's power...But I changed my mind! You are much stronger...and evil! SCREEEONK! Vork vith me! SCREEEP!"
 * "SCREEEHEEEEECH! SCREEP! SCREEEEEEBTH!"
 * "SCREAAARK! Silence!"
 * "SCREEP! Impressive, to haff come so far..."
 * "SCREEK! I haff heard those vords before, a long time ago... But this time vill be different...I haff Bowser on my si-"
 * "All...things...MUST SLEEP!"
 * "Vut?! Ouch!"
 * "SCREEK! Vut do you mean by this?!"
 * "Vut in the...No! How could you?!"
 * ''"SCREEP! Save your pity. Save it for Bowser! But before I take him...Dreambert...I vill...TAKE YOU!
 * "SCREEYEE! I can open dream portals venever I vant now...For that is vut I vished the Dream Stone...In the dream vorld, I vill be at full strength...I haff changed, Dreambert. You haff been varned..."

Bowser

 * "Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!"
 * "BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!"
 * "But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!"
 * "What's this stupid warpy thing?"
 * "WHIFF! That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!"
 * "You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!"
 * "Blech! Say it, don't spray it, dingbat! I don't "vork" with anyone!"
 * "''Huh?! What are you sayin', batface?!
 * "Hmph! I don't work well with others!"
 * "I mean that you're a idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!"
 * "I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!"
 * "Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you."
 * "Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!"
 * "''Mario! Green Sta- I mean Luigi!

Dream Stone Soul

 * "DRILLDIGGER ON!"

Kamek

 * "Actually... Yeah, you know, this frilly pink thing is pretty darn cute, I must say."
 * "I mean, those blue robes are so DRAB. Sometimes I open the closet and just gag."

Kylie Koopa

 * "YOIKS!"
 * "Didn't even notice customers! Kylie's losing a step!"
 * "All right!"
 * "What'll it be, fellas?"
 * "You wanna know why I'm here? Glad you asked, boys!"
 * "Name's Kylie Koopa!"
 * "Ace guidebook writer for the entire island!"
 * "Eh? You think we met somewhere before?"
 * "You're sure ol' Kylie was a reporter back then?"
 * "Fellas, I've had so many jobs, I can't even start!"
 * "Anyway, it ain't got nothing to do with the fix I'm in!"
 * "I'm busy as a beaver and ain't got time for yakking..."
 * "Well now... Say..."
 * "You whisker boys'd be ace assistants, huh!"
 * "You look like a coupla limp noodles, but I'm betting you got some guts!"
 * "Lookit them stong gams! Nice getaway sticks!"
 * "Give it to me straight, fellas! Help a dame write guidebooks?"
 * "Hey, and, fellas, of course I ain't asking you to work for free!"
 * "It'll be my dime! You're game, you come gab with Kylie again!"
 * "If you ain't got time to help... You boys come on back later!"
 * "Sorry, but I'm busy as a hive of bees and can't slow down!"

Narrator

 * "The fresh sweet taste and lovely scent of the water courses through Mario's and Luigi's bodies, plunging them into a deep sleep."
 * "In time, a pleasant smell wafts into their noses and pulls them from their deep slumber."
 * "Lured by the wonderful scent, Mario and Luigi press forward. Their bodies feel oddly light. Their legs flex into the earth. Their moustasches flutter like gossamer in the mountain breeze. The smell grows stronger. They travel for great leagues... Or do they barely travel at all? Soon they find the smell's source."
 * "They find endless mushrooms. An unimaginable mound of mushrooms. MUSHROOMS! Mario jumps into the mushroom pile... Luigi leaps into the mushroom pile... They chew and inhale mushrooms... They devour as many as they can, their banquet interrupted by no one."
 * "They know not how much they ate. A white cloud appears beside Mario. His gloves caress the atmosphere. His soaking boots absorb the sea. Hills shrink... No! The bros are huge! They have grown as big as the island! Thousands of times bigger than life! A finger flick could smash Bowser! There is nothing for them to fear. In this moment, they are ecstatic."
 * "Soon after that, they realise they cannot go back to normal..."

Popple
"You're tellin' me...We fought...Over a stupid...F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ffffffffffffffffff....FLOWER GARDEN?!"

Starlow

 * "First the stache, now the nose?! What're you, five years old?!"
 * "HEY NOW! Nude?! Who's nude?! Open your eyes! I have SHOES!"

Zeekeeper

 * "Who disturbs...my rest?"
 * "I am the legendary Zeekeeper... The guardian of the Pi'illo Kingdom..."
 * "Those who hinder me will become one with the light!"
 * "SCRAW!"
 * "Irritating..."
 * "SCRAW!"
 * "You are brave, little one."
 * "And nimble. But your luck shall not last. Abandon hope."
 * "You would fight me?"
 * "Very well, then... Marshal your power and..."
 * "Try to stop me!"
 * "SCRAAW!"
 * "None may hinder me! I shall remain aloft!"
 * "It seems as though I have underestimated you..."
 * "But neither have I unveiled my true strength!"
 * "I can offer you no mercy. I am sorry. It must be so!"
 * "Impressive. Yes, very."
 * "You have great strength... I concede you are powerful..."
 * "But so, too, am I! The battle is not over yet!"
 * "Twice you have forced me to tear a dimensional rift..."
 * "You fought well!"
 * "I am the Zeekeeper..."
 * "The bird of legend... Protector of Pi'illo Island..."
 * "You have come far to rouse me from sleep..."
 * "Do events go ill in the real world?"
 * "Oh, DUDE! What is UP! It's been forever!"
 * "Dreambert! My man!"