User:Lord Bowser



I am a Goomba. Stomp me and I'll sue.

I love Paper Mario: Sticker Star and Super Paper Mario, and I'm pretty good at them, so if you need help with a certain puzzle, I'd be glad to help.

Other than Mario, I enjoy reading Harry Potter, the Percy Jackson series, and the Hunger Games. I also like playing games and apps on my Kindle.

About me
I love PMSS a lot. If you would ask me what was my favorite sticker, I'd say the Clone Jump because it's mighty powerful and it reminds me of SMB 3, (Goomba Shoe ftw :P) with the downside of being crazy expensive... (60 COINS?!? HIGHWAY ROBBERY!) My favorite item in SPM would probably be (inb4whatswrongwithyou) the Trial Stew; mmm, delicious hag vomit.

I will most likely be on daily, so if you want to talk to me, I'll be here.

Q&A

 * What's your favorite Mario game?
 * I'd probably say Super Mario World, because it was an amazing mixture of challenges, (two words; Special World) comedy, (I laughed for several minutes straight when I saw a castle blow up in Mario's face) and just plain bizarreness. (shouldn't a feather give you WINGS instead of a CAPE?)


 * Mario or Luigi?
 * Luigi. Nintendo REALLY has to give him more games. Also, he has an amazing story in SPM.


 * What's the hardest game in the Mario series?
 * The Lost Levels. I could just barely get by world 1, I'd imagine world 8 is pure hell.


 * Who's the best villain in the Mario series?
 * Dimentio by far. I actually was shocked at the ending of SPM. Plus he just looks cool and weird.


 * Who or what is the strangest boss in the Mario series?
 * King Croacus because he looks like some mutant weed-flower thing. He also strangely reminds me of what a Crazee Dayzee would look like... if it were run over. Plus having FOUR heads.. ay yay yay...


 * Princess Peach or Daisy?
 * Daisy cause she's not nearly as annoying as Peach, doesn't get kidnapped nearly as much, so presumably smarter, and she just looks better. (not that kind of way)


 * What's the best item in the Mario series?
 * G. O. O. M. B. A. S. S. H. O. E.

Tip of the Week
Never laugh at Super Dimentio for having a strange appearance because he could destroy your dimension.

Random song of the week (inspired by Tails777)
Swoon.exe

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Love hurts, but it rarely explodes in your face.

Mom
My mother in the flesh. She's had a Tanooki tail ever since she was born.

Dad
The richest man in the Goomba family line. We'd hardly be able to afford anything if Mom didn't marry him.

Parry
Brother

I'm older than him but I'm so jealous of his wings...

Goomer
Brother

The second oldest of the family. He has quite a bad mouth...

Goombella
Sister

She's already off at U Goom. I hope Professor Frankly treats her well.

Gloomero
Cousin

One of my several cousins. I heard he has depression issues...

Bonker
Cousin

I still laugh at his name today. I wonder why he's so pale... o.o

Spike
Cousin

He's smart, but when people call him a nerd, they get the poking of their life, and its also usually their last... e.e

Gloover
Cousin

Gloomero's younger brother. He got a rather tight-fitting mask for Halloween, and he's never been able to take it off.

The Famous Goomba Quadruplets
Cousins

Goomy, Goomarla, Gooner, and Goomph are extremely famous circus performers. They're best known for their balancing act.