List of Fortune Street quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street.

Note: The characters from the Mario and Dragon Quest series are separated through a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

Area-specific

 * "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that's baseball, right?" (Mario Stadium)
 * "What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..." (The Observatory)
 * "Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?" (Peach's Castle)
 * "There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..." (The Colossus)
 * "Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
 * "What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" (Slimenia)
 * "I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost scared to roll the die!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To male player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (player's name)!"
 * "Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
 * "Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
 * "Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
 * "Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
 * "What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
 * "Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
 * "Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
 * "I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
 * "I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
 * "Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
 * "I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
 * "That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
 * "Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
 * "Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
 * When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
 * "My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
 * "Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
 * "Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
 * "Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
 * "Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
 * "Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
 * "Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
 * "Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
 * "Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
 * "I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
 * "You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
 * "This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
 * "Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
 * "You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
 * "Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
 * "I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
 * "Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
 * "Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
 * "Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
 * "That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
 * "Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
 * "Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
 * "Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!"
 * "Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
 * "Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
 * "Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
 * "No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
 * "You're investing a lot in that shop, (player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
 * "Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
 * Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
 * "Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
 * "Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
 * "My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
 * "Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
 * To player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (player's name)! Are you even trying?"
 * "There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
 * "Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
 * "Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
 * "How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
 * Swapping Shops: "Might I suggest a trade, dearie? I’ll make it worth your while! Tee hee!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
 * After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
 * After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (player's name)?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
 * After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
 * After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
 * After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
 * After the player warps: "Look at you go, (player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
 * After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (player's name)! Won't you share?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "My little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are ya all right?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
 * To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
 * To player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
 * To player: "You're just my type, (player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
 * To player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
 * To player: "Oh, (player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
 * To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
 * To player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
 * To player: "Don't get discouraged (player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
 * To female player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
 * To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
 * "A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (player's name)?"
 * "I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
 * "How could you betray me like that, (player's name)? I was counting on you!"
 * "You're quite the globe-trotter, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
 * Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
 * To female player: "Fair warning, (player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
 * Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
 * To player: "You shine so bright, (player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
 * To male player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
 * Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (player's name). This is perfect."
 * To female player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
 * Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (player's name)."
 * Near bankrupt: "Break it to me gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
 * Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Look at me, with (target amount of money)! Hold on, banky! I'm on my way!"
 * Approaching victory: "I’m about to win? Is it that time already? And here I was hoping to play with you all day long!"
 * After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
 * Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

Area-specific

 * "Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Bwah hah hah! Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Bwah hah, hah! What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Bwah hah! You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "After I beat this bunch of losers, I'm gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I'm never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Bwah hah, hah! Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!" (Alefgard)
 * "Bwah hah, hah! I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like… Mario!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I'm gonna make a mess of it! Mario'd better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I'll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!" (The Observatory)
 * "OK, where's my kart? Huh? What do you mean we're not racing!?" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Ugh, this tranquil little island is gonna be a snoozefest, I can tell. Major yawn coming on!" (Slimenia)
 * "Hey, this place is falling apart! Uh...you don't think the street's gonna crumble under my weight, do you!?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "That giant statue thingy would look great in front of my castle. I gotta have it! Where are my minions when I need them!?" (The Colossus)
 * "Bwah hah hah! So this is the place to change my vocation, huh? Sure, why not! Sign me up as a Master Fool-Stomper!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * "Bwah hah hah! Make way for the great Bowser! I'm gonna crush you all to smithereens!"
 * "Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
 * "It's about time! I've been ready to roll for a while now!"
 * "So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Guess I'm gonna have to play rough!"
 * "Try not to faint at my awesomeness! Gwah hah hah!"
 * "Lord Bowser coming through! Bow down before me or get stomped, fools!"
 * "Scram, you wimps! I'm on my way to claim first place!"
 * "There’s only room for one person at the top - ME! Now get outta my way!"
 * "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
 * "Gimme a good roll or else!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Sure does feel good to be on top!"
 * "BWAH HAH HAH! I'm unstoppable now!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Watching you wimps beg for mercy is gonna be fun!"
 * "Do any of you fools actually think you can beat me? Bwah hah hah!"
 * "Bow down before Bowser, king of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
 * "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! You'll never beat me, not in a billion years! Go on and try!"
 * "Let's see what you can do for me, die!"
 * "C'mon, stupid die! ROLL!"
 * "No more foolin' around. It's time to get serious!"
 * "Looks expensive up ahead... Hey, no sweat! This'll be a cinch!"
 * "Gwah hah hah! Don't worry - I'm not gonna be in last place for long!"
 * "I'm going from the bottom straight to the top! Bwah hah hah! Watch and learn, you wimps!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! I'm not worried. Those other suits'll be mine soon enough!"
 * "Two more suits to go! Next time I should make my minions collect 'em all for me!"
 * "Grr! Put the suits closer together! This is way too much work!"
 * "ARGH! All four suits, and no bank in sight!"
 * "I don't want any more stupid suits! I just want my paycheck!"
 * "Hey, check it out! I'm about to get my promotion! Hope you wimps aren't too jealous of my awesomeness!"
 * "Hey, what happened to all the shops? Oh well - they'll all be mine soon anyway!"
 * "Hey, I call that shop! No one else better buy it!!"
 * "No more shops left for sale!? Gwah hah hah! Time to start taking 'em, then!"
 * "Gwah hah hah! Looks like all the shops are sold out!"
 * "Gwah hah hah! Ruined your plans there, didn’t I? Too bad for you!"
 * "I think I'm gonna buy up this whole district! Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
 * "If I keep this up, I'm gonna dominate the district in no time!! No one better buy that last shop!"
 * "I'm now taking applications for minions! Stop by my shop here and sign up! Gwah hah hah!"
 * "Mine! All mine! This shop's gonna bring in the cash! CHA-CHING!!"
 * "Two shops down! I'm gonna make this the scariest district on the board!"
 * "LISTEN UP! That last shop is MINE! No one better lay their hands on it!"
 * "There’s no way I’m gonna let you dominate that district, (Player’s name)! I’ve got my eye on you!"
 * "I've got just the name for that new district of yours: Super (player's name) Land! What do you think?"
 * "Bwah hah hah! The more shops I buy, the more shops I want!"
 * "I'm gonna buy up everything in this district and line the streets with big, bad Bowser statues!"
 * "HAH! Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but Bowser shops as far as the eye can see!"
 * "RATS! I'll be back to buy you later. Don't let anyone else snatch you up, OK?"
 * "I've got just the name for that new district of yours: Super (player's name) Land! What do you think?"
 * "Bwah hah hah! I hereby declare this the independent district of Bowserland!"
 * "Argh! Where'd all my money go? Is there a hole in my wallet or something?"
 * "Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"
 * "I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
 * "Stupid shop! I could stomp you to smithereens if I wanted to! Consider yourself lucky this time!"
 * "GRAH! I'm gonna teach you a lesson one of these days!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! This shop's so tiny, I'm afraid I might crush it just by standing here!"
 * "These prices are all wrong! Huh!? Whaddya mean you raised 'em up temporarily!?"
 * "Huh!? Everything's half off? Must be a going-out-of-business sale! Gwah hah!"
 * "This is pathetic! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
 * "There ya go! Here's 100G! You'd better return the favor or else!"
 * "GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! If you think you can buy me out, go right ahead and try!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna make a fortune on this place!!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! A shop this awesome is fit for a-well, a ME!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Sure does feel good to be on top!"
 * "Stocks! Stocks! Gotta get me some stocks!"
 * "The rich keep getting richer! Bwah hah hah! Smell ya later, wimps!"
 * "Whoa, I've gotta do something! I can't lose like this! GRRR!"
 * "How did I end up in last place?! This stinks! Someone put me in first place, RIGHT NOW!"
 * "ARGH! If I lose, I'll turn this whole place upside-down!"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "What am I, a charity? You'd better sweeten the deal!"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "Double that and we might have a deal! Bwah hah hah!"
 * Accepting a trade deal: "If it means that much to you, I guess I can't say no. Hey, I can be a nice guy if I want!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! I'm the great Bowser! Stocks rise and fall at my command!"
 * "Stock! I gotta buy up all the stinkin' stock I can BEFORE I invest!"
 * "I don't have time to invest! I just want my cash RIGHT NOW!! GRRAGH!"
 * "Stocks! Stocks! Gotta get me some stocks!"
 * "All right, I'm feeling pretty confident! Maybe it's time to pick up some stocks!"
 * "This stock isn't doing me any good just sittin' around in my portfolio! C'mon - I need a chance to invest!"
 * "C'mon - I'm trying to invest here! This is starting to make me MAD!"
 * "Hey, just 'cause you're the competition doesn't mean I can't earn a little money from your hard work!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "OOOHHH! Shiny jewels! You wanna be one of my honorary minions!?"
 * "Your name's (player's name), right? Well, I'm the big boss around here, so stay out of my way!!"
 * "Hey, (player's name)! Don't spend all of that bonus money in one place - unless it's at one of my shops! Bwah hah!
 * "Bwah hah hah! Hey, this is pretty nice. Why don't you go and earn me some more money, (player's name)?"
 * "BWAH HAH HAH! Good job, (player's name)! Keep raking in the money for me!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Thanks to you, I just hit the jackpot (player's name)!"
 * "Bwah hah! Welcome to my shop, (player's name)! Leave your gold at the door!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! That's just pocket change, (player's name)! Try not to get too excited!
 * "There's no way I'm gonna let you dominate that district, (player's name)! I've got my eye on you!"
 * "Grr! That was supposed to be MY property, (player's name)! I totally called dibs on it!"
 * "Bad things happen to people who land on there, (player's name)… Kidding! I'm just trying to psych out the competition!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's looking ripe for the picking, (player's name)! I might just steal it from you..."
 * "Hey, cut it out, (player's name)! You're not gonna get rich standing on the shoulders of a giant like me, you know!"
 * "HEY! What do you think you're doing, (player's name)? You just made me lose money!"
 * "BWAH HAH! I bet that's a lot of money to someone like you, (player's name)! Well, enjoy your riches while they last!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! You might have leveled up, but I'm still not impressed, (player's name)!"
 * "Enough of that, (player's name)! If I land on your shop, I'm smashing that thing to bits, you hear me!?"
 * "Hey, (player's name)! Don't forget-the bigger your shop gets, the harder it'll fall when I knock it down!"
 * After warping: "What? WHOA!! Stupid teleportal is givin' me motion sickness!"
 * After warping: "These card are awesome! I'm gonna try and collect 'em all! Bwah hah hah!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "All right! Lucky cut! Time to pony up, wimps!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Thank my lucky stars! I'll take some of that money off your hands, wimps! Bwah hah hah!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You must think you're pretty lucky, (player's name)! Well, I'm super-ULTRA lucky, so there!"
 * After player lands on the bank: "As long as you're making a pit stop at the bank, why don't you pick up a few shares of stock for me?
 * After landing on a Take-a-Break Square: "Listen up! I'm closing up my shops for a while, so if you wanna buy something, come back later!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-Break Square: "I'm taking the day off! Even the great Bowser needs a vacation once in a while!"
 * Start of turn afterward: "Bwah hah hah! What a refreshing little nap!"
 * "Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!"
 * "SCRAM! My shop’s closed today. Grr."
 * "Thanks for stopping by on the ONE day my shop is closed! Next time I'm gonna charge you double, (player's name)!"
 * "How dare you trespass during my vacation!? Now I'm in a rotten mood!"
 * After player lands on his home: "Urgh! You got a lotta nerve calling me here, (player's name)!"
 * After landing on his home: "So, you wanna be my minions? Get in line!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Bwah hah hah! Watch out! I'm gonna use this money to cause all kinds of trouble!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Bwah hah! Bonuses falling from the sky!! It's like someone WANTS me to win!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Sneaky thing you did there, (player's name)! I want to get my hands on some bonus gold too!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break Square: "All right, now's my chance! Time to stomp all over (player's name)'s shops while he's/she's taking a day off!"
 * After player warps: "Go wherever you want, (player's name)! See if I care!"
 * "Hey, squid-brain! You gonna give me a suit or not?!"
 * After player warps: "Those things look pretty handy, (player's name)! Next time I kidnap a princess, I'll have to use one of 'em! Bwah hah!"
 * After player warps: "You've got a weird sense of direction, (player's name). Why would just up and move like that?"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Eh, this card isn't any fun! I wanted to win something flashy!"
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Bwah hah hah! Excited about that card, huh, (player's name)? I could get a million of 'em if I really wanted!"
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Bet you think you're pretty special for nabbing one of 'em Suit Yourself card, don't ya, (player's name?)"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Opening up a tax office, (player's name)? Sounds like the sort of thing an evil overlord would do! I like your style!"
 * To player while in first place: "First place has been fun, (player's name)…but it's time to hand over the reins to a REAL winner! Bwah hah!"
 * "It's tough work clinging to first place, isn't it, (player's name)? Here, lemme help you lose!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! This shop's MINE! Go get yourself a shop somewhere else!" (after buying someone out)
 * "Bwah hah hah! Took you down a peg there, didn't I" (after buying someone out)
 * "Oh, quit your moaning! You don’t deserve all these shops! I’m just spreading the wealth!" (after buying someone out even when losing)
 * "GRR! All right, fine! You can take over my checkpoint and all the responsibility that goes along with it, (player's name)!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! You've got guts, (player's name)! I've gotta respect that!"
 * After player buying his shop: "GAH!! I like taking things from other people, but I really DON'T like it when other people take MY things!"
 * After player buying his shop: "Huh!? I thought we were buddies, (player's name)! You mad at me or something?"
 * After player buying his shop: "WH-WH-WHAAAAT!? I didn't think anyone would be crazy enough to buy that one up at five times its value!"
 * "This bank is such a bore! It needs the Bowser touch!" (after landing on the bank)
 * After receiving a small amount of gold due to a Venture Card: "What good is a few measly coins gonna do me? I need at least (target amount of money)G!"
 * After getting money from other players due to a Venture Card: "Bwah hah hah! I must be a really popular guy! Why else would you all gimme your hard-earned coins!?"
 * After losing money due to a Venture Card: "Blech!! Whatever. My wallet's so fat, that's not even gonna make a dent!"
 * "Bwah hah! A little power-up for me and my shops, huh?"
 * "Grr! I'm gonna have to teach this die a lesson!"
 * After building a Home: "Welcome to Casa Bowser! Drop on by anytime, neighbor, and pay the price!"
 * "Try not to let this information blow your face off - this little place is now a three-star shop!! BWAH HAH HAH!"
 * To player: "Hmph! Don't think for a second that I'm jealous of you for winning all that stock!"
 * To player: "Bwah hah! Nice pick, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna do whatever it takes to keep you from reaching the goal, (player's name)!"
 * (If the player's character is female) "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab (Player name)? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, Bowser! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun?"
 * To player: "It's (player's name), right? Nice to see ya. Now would be a good time for you to flee in terror! Bwah hah!"
 * To player: "You're in luck! If you beat me, you automatically get to become one of my minions! That's the law around here!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! I've beaten him a million times, and I'm no minion!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Hey, (player's name)! If you bring me all of your gold, I'll triple it for you! This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't believe anything that sounds too good to be true, (player's name)! Bowser is just pulling your leg!"
 * To player: "Sorry, (player's name)! I'd really love to give you a helping hand, but I just can't lose to Mario! You understand, don't you?"
 * Mario's response: "Bowser! Don't try to sweet-talk (player's name)! Everyone knows you're just pretending to be nice so you can kidnap him/her later!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Watch out, (player's name)! The richer you get, the harder I'm gonna stomp you!"
 * Princess Peach's response: "Don't listen to Bowser! He'd stomp you even if you weren't rich!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Looks like (player's name) has some pretty good moves! He's got the skills I've been looking for in my next minion!"
 * Princess Peach's response: "Be careful (player's name)! If you become one of Bowser's minions, Mario will stomp you - and deservedly so!"
 * Bowser to Player: "You haven't defeated me yet, (player's name)! I'm not going down that easily!"
 * Mario's response: "You really hate losing, don't you, Bowser? Well, I don't plan on losing either, no matter how nice (player's name) is!"
 * To player: "Bwah hah hah! You're in for a world of hurt, (player's name)!"
 * Bowser Jr's response: "Yeah! What he said!"
 * To player: "Wish I could help you out, (player's name)! But I can't show any mercy, not even for you"
 * Bowser Jr's response: "Yeah, don't take pity on him/her, Dad! He/She knew what he/she was signing up for when he/she turned on this game!"
 * To player: "Hey, (player's name)! You should invest all your gold in the First Bank of Bowser! I guarantee an excellent rate of return! Bwah hah hah!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! There's no such thing as the First Bank of Bowser! He wants to steal your gold!"
 * To player: "Hmph, a promotion, huh? Big deal! I could get a promotion anytime I want!"
 * Bowser Jr’s response: "Don’t get mad, Dad! This just means he’ll be much more fun to stomp!"
 * "Bwah hah! Nice work, (Player’s name)! You sure know how to play the market!"
 * Bowser Jr’s response: "Dad, this is no time for compliments! We need to be plotting her defeat!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Bankrupt me, toss me in boiling lava-do your worst! I'll be back on top before you know it!"
 * Near bankrupt: "ARGH! If I'm going down, I'm taking as many of you with me as I can!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Nooo! I can't lose! I'm the king of the Koopas!"
 * Before female player approaches to 0G in net worth: "I'm surprised you hit rock bottom so soon, (player's name)! You should stick around and give me more of your money!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "SLOWPOKE! How dare you keep the great Bowser waiting for so long! Hurry up and make your move!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "All right, bank, here I come! the rest of ya twerps can just sit back and watch me win!"
 * Approaching victory: "Bwah hah hah! There's no stopping me now. Next stop: complete domination!"
 * "Bwah hah! Almost there! Hey, wait a sec-where'd my assets go!? GRRROAR!!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"
 * After player approaches victory: "ARGH! You leave me no choice, (player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"
 * Going bankrupt: "NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"
 * Going bankrupt: "WHAT!? Where's Mario? I bet this is all HIS fault!"
 * Stella is about to win* "STELLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!! No WAY a wimp like YOU can win!!"

Area-specific

 * "Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
 * "I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "All right! My throwing arm is all warmed up. I'm gonna pulverize that die – just watch me roll!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Boooring! This castle is way too plain! I'm gonna give it a once-over with my magic paintbrush!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "My awesome racing skills are gonna come in handy here. But first, I've gotta show off my die-rolling skills!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Hey, I've heard rumors about this place! Time to be on the lookout for giant lava monsters." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "How am I suppose to tell which way's up and which way's down!? This place is a mess!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I've been doing recon on Peach's Castle, and the defenses are pretty weak. I'll storm it in a snap!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "So where's that fancy choo-choo train I keep hearing about? Bet it's not any fancier than my newest mecha!" (The Observatory)
 * "Dad told me about this place – It's where he used to fight Mario! I'm gonna win this one for you, Dad!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "If you're gonna make a giant statue, you should at least model it after a rad-looking Koopa!" (The Colossus)
 * "You guys really think you can beat me on my home turf? Think again!! I know this castle like the back of my hand!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Hmph! This ship's pretty classy – you know, cool design and all that. Maybe I'll model my next mecha after it!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Hee hee! I'm gonna plaster graffiti all over this island. It'll be my big old masterpiece!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Legendary hero, shmegendary hero! My dad's way braver than any ol' hero!" (Alefgard)
 * "Change my job, huh? I could become an awesome evil overlord like my dad...but I think I can manage that on my own!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "I feel right at home in these ruins! C'mon - let's see what kind of booby traps this place has got!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Yuck! This island is shaped weird. Why didn't they make it look like a Koopa? That would've been awesome!" (Slimenia)

General

 * "Hee hee! Let me introduce myself. I'm Bowser Jr., and you'll all be losing to ME today!"
 * "All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen next! Fame? Fortune? Who knows!"
 * "You guys are lucky I'm playing this game fair and square! I coulda brought my newest mecha to beat you all!"
 * "What to do, what to do... Ah forget it! I'll just roll first and think about my evil plan later!"
 * "You guys know you're just wasting your time, right? 'Cause I'm totally gonna win, no matter what you do!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I may look young, but don't hold back - fight me with all you've got!"
 * "Hey, it's my turn! Stop hogging the die and let ME roll!"
 * "I'm gonna buy up all the good shops at five times the going rate and paint 'em all my color!"
 * To himself: "Hmmm... What kind of mischief should I cause next?"
 * "So that's how it's gonna be, huh? This game's getting pretty good... And by good, I mean VICIOUS!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Roll, die! Roll and roll till you can't roll no more!"
 * "Prepare to have your minds blown - it's MY turn now!"
 * "Come on, die - gimme a good number!"
 * "Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
 * When die can only roll 1: "Ugh, what's going on? This stupid die is broken!"
 * "Share the wealth, guys! I deserve to be in first place for a while!"
 * "Watch your backs, people! If you get in my way, I'm gonna shove you right back out of it!"
 * "Heh heh. I'm gonna buy out that shop out there and cause everybody a world of hurt!"
 * To himself: "Heh heh. First place is so close, I can taste it! Now all I have to do is wait for the perfect time to strike..."
 * "Hee hee! I love a close race! It makes it that much more fun to knock people out of the way!!"
 * "Can't talk now! I gotta make it to first place!"
 * "First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?"
 * "Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
 * "Hee hee! One more suit to go! Now if only I can make my way over to the bank..."
 * "Hee hee! Almost time to level up! That'll make me one step closer to being a king!"
 * "Soooo close! And as soon as I level up, I'm gonna be THAT MUCH closer to winning! King Koopa, here I come!"
 * "Ugh! Why is it the more suits I collect, the farther away the bank gets?"
 * "C'mon, die! Let's go on a little trip to the bank!"
 * "One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
 * "Bow down before me, shop! I've got you under my control now, so serve your master well!"
 * "Hee hee! Didn't really think I was gonna let you corner the market, did ya?"
 * "Hee hee hee! My district of terror is complete!"
 * "Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
 * "Oh well, no biggie... I'm gonna squeeze 10 times that much money out of you later!"
 * "Hmph! I barely felt that!"
 * "Hmph! Maybe that money'll help you improve your game a little... But somehow I doubt it! Tee hee!"
 * "I need to keep this place safe and secure!"
 * "Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you dare touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
 * "Aw, man...almost all of the empty shops are gone! I gotta get a move on!"
 * "No more vacant shops? All right! Let's get down to business!"
 * "Grr... I don't even know why I'm shopping here. The last thing I want to do is give YOU more gold!"
 * "You're only charging me half of what you normally do? OK...but I'm not gonna do you any favors!"
 * "Hee hee! It's sure nice of you to come by when I'm having a special opposite sale! That's when you pay ME more!"
 * "Hey, you jacked your prices up! Afraid the great Bowser Jr. is gonna win this game, huh?"
 * "If I can't win, I'm taking you all down with me!"
 * "GRR! Don't write me off yet! I'm still in this race!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Don't worry-I'm gonna have a pretty ferocious comeback any minute now!!"
 * "Aw, I never get a chance to invest! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone out there WANTS me to lose!"
 * To himself: "What's the point of having stock if I can't invest? GRR! I need to land on one of my shops RIGHT NOW!"
 * "Not much point in investing if I don't have any stock... Gah! What a waste!"
 * Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
 * Negotiation: There's no way I'm gonna sell my shop! You obviously don't comprehend its true value!"
 * "Grr! Think you’re gonna leave me behind in the dust, (Player’s name)? Well, I’m gonna come out on top, so watch out!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Don't hold back, folks! Gimme as much gold as you want!"
 * "Wish I coulda gotten a flashier card... I'm still gonna make the most of it, though!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Huh, a Suit Yourself card... I think I can find a use for that!"
 * After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
 * After warping: "Hee hee! This is SO much easier than traveling by mecha!"
 * After player warps: "Ha! That's it, (player's name), run and hide... But you'll never escape the clutches of Bowser Jr.!"
 * After player warps: "I bet you've got something up your sleeve, (player's name)! Why else would you move to that exact spot?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Hmph. I don't like the look of this bank. Think I'll take it over someday!"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "Think you're safe hiding out at the bank, do ya, (player's name)? Well, think again!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Urgh... Only lazy people need to take a day off! Who do you think I am, some sorta slacker?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I don't need the stinking day off. UGH! Fine. I'll just use this time to build up my strength..."
 * After getting Healie: "You wanna be my minion too? Then fork over a suit!"
 * "Grrr! Did you just sneak into my shop on my day off, (player's name)! CHEATER!"
 * "Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
 * "Heh heh heh… I totally knew this place would be closed today! I just saved myself some serious gold!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Enjoy your day off, (player's name). Don't worry - I promise not to stomp your shops or anything! Heh heh heh..."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Hee hee! I can feel the power surging through my body! I'm gonna crush you all!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Hey, there are some good cards in here after all! Gimme more of this one!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hmph. That's nothing but chump change!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Youch! Which of you wise guys stuck that ridiculous in the deck?"
 * After Player gets card number 13: "You sure know how to pick these venture cards, don't you, (player's name)? Hee hee hee!"
 * To player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
 * "Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
 * "Heh heh! Bet you're gonna think twice about investing here now!"
 * "Listen up, (player's name)! You'd better not try to get in my way!"
 * "If (player's name) thinks he/she can protect his/her shop with a measly investment, he's/she's got another thing coming!"
 * "Not bad, (player's name)… But next time, you should try to earn me even MORE gold!"
 * "Hee hee! Keep it up, (player's name), and I'll make you an honorary member of my royal guard!"
 * "Grr! What do you think you're doing, (player's name)!? My poor stock!"
 * "Heh heh! Watch as I make that itty bit of gold grow into a vast Koopa fortune!"
 * "Grr… Consider that a short term loan, (player's name)! You’re gonna pay me back whether you like it or not!"
 * "Hee hee! Now I'm playing with Koopa power!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Thanks for buying stock in my favorite district, (player's name)! You're practically my minion now!"
 * "Grr! You wanna shatter my dreams of dominating that district, (player's name)? I'm gonna shatter YOU!"
 * "Nooo! I was right where I wanted to be! Why’d you have to go and bring me here, (Player’s name)?"
 * After buying someone out: "Hee hee! This shop's mine now! I don't wanna hear any whining, so complain to someone who cares!"
 * After buying someone out: "This district was starting to look dangerous! Good thing I put a stop to that! Hee hee!"
 * After getting bought out: "Looks like someone is trying to mess up my brilliant plan for district domination. It's ON buddy!"
 * To player: "I am SO happy for you, (player's name). Cross my heart. Yay. Umm...can you tell I'm being totally sarcastic?"
 * To player: "Hmph... If you don't try harder, (player's name), it won't be as much fun when I thrash you to bits!"
 * "Hey! That awesome venture card was supposed to be mine, (player's name)! Put it back where you found it!"
 * To player: "Try not to spend any of that money until you get to my shop, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Hee hee! Perfect! I can take out Mario and (player's name) in one fell swoop!"
 * Mario's response: "I'm not gonna let that happen, Bowser Jr.! Come on, (player's name), let's work together to beat that guy!"
 * To player: "You're just being a big show-off, (player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"
 * To player: "Hee hee! Ready to throw in the towel yet, (player's name)?
 * Mario's response: "Don't pay any attention to him, (player's name)! If you and I work together, we can stomp all over Bowser Jr.!"
 * To player: "Hey, (player's name)! This is starting to turn into a snoozefest! How about you stir things up a little?"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah! Why don't you just crush him and get over it, Son?"
 * To player: "Hee hee! You're about to learn the true meaning of Koopa power, (player's name)!
 * Bowser's response: "Why don't you just give up now and become one of our minions, (player's name)? Bwah hah!"
 * To player: "Don't go thinking you're special or anything just because you got a promotion, (player's name)!
 * Bowser's response: "Hey now, Son. Maybe (player's name) IS special! I mean... Well, at least he/she deserves to celebrate a little."
 * To player: "Whoa! that was a wild move, (player's name)! You've got guts! But I'm still gonna earn waaaay more gold than you!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah! That's the spirit, Son! No one wants you to lose to (player's name)-especially ME!"
 * "GRR! At this rate, I'm definitely gonna lose to (player's name)! Aw, why bother? I should just give up now!"
 * Bowser's response: "Don't talk that way, Son! You've got to cause trouble and mayhem up to the bitter end - it's the Koopa way!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey, (player's name), you're back! Hope you had a nice beauty rest! Now let's decide this thing once and for all!"
 * "Hmph… If ya wanna win, you’re gonna ‘ave to though ME first!"
 * "Don't move a muscle, (player's name)! I wanna cross the finish line first!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Hee hee hee! I've got (target amount of money), suckers! There's nothing you can do to stop me now!"
 * Approaching victory: "Hee hee hee! From now on out, it's just a straight dash to the end! Better not get in my way, people!"
 * As player approaches victory: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"
 * "Uh-oh! I think I'm in trouble here! I wonder if Dad'll bail me out..."
 * "Urgh... I hope no one in the Koopa kingdom hears about this. They'd never take me seriously again!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ugh... Just wait till next time! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever! *sniffle*…"
 * Going bankrupt: "You...y-y-ou haven't...seen...the l-l-last of...urgh...me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Area-specific

 * "Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Ook ookity? Ookie! (How did they manage to build a statue that huge? It must've taken 'em a million years!)" (The Colossus)
 * "Ook oo ookity! (I'm going to guard my money like I guard second base – I won't let either of ‘em get stolen!)" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Ookity! Ook ook! (Nice castle! No enemies are gonna get through those walls, that's for sure!)" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Ookie ookity? Ookity ook? (How does this thing fiy? Seriously, how are we floating in the air right now?)" (Starship Mario)
 * "Oookity OOK ook ookie? (What kind of wacky place has a flying train AND a castle in the sky?)" (The Observatory)
 * "Ookity ookity. Ooo oo ook! (Man, this place is almost paradise. All it needs is a banana grove and it'd be perfect!)" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Ook! Ookity oook oo! (This place is wild! Not as wild as the jungle, but there sure is a lot more lava!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Ookity ook! (I'll explore that island later, but right now I need to focus on this game!)" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Ookie ook! (No problem! I'll use my quick moves to dash right through this stage!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Ookie? Ooookity! (How am I supposed to concentrate on the game? This place is giving me the creeps!)" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Oook! Ookity oo! Ookity... (Whoa! What a neat castle! I wonder what it looks like on the inside...)" (Peach's Castle)
 * "Ooook ookity ookie! (I don't think I'm ready for a career change yet!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Ookity! Oook Ookie oo! (Let's play quickly so we can hightail it out of here! This place gives me the creeps!)" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Oookity! Oookity ooo! (Hey, I've heard of these ruins! There must be some incredible treasure hidden here!)" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Ookity ook'e ook! (I feel all turned around and upside down here!)" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ooookity. Ookie? (What a weird little island. Why's it shaped like that?)" (Slimenia)
 * "Oookie? Ookity ook! (This place is famous for a legendary hero? Hey, that's what I want to be one day!)" (Alefgard)

General

 * To player: "Oookity! Ookie? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you gonna play fair and square, (player's name)?)"
 * To player: "Ook ookity! Ookity? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you ready to have some fun today, (player's name)?)"
 * "Ookie. Ookity ooo... (I've gotta keep my next move a secret. You know, corporate spies and all...)"
 * "Oooookity! Ookity! (Finally, my turn! It's about time!)"
 * "Ookie! (Here goes nothin'!)"
 * "Ookity. Ookity ook ook! (OK, the hard part is over. Now I just need to keep my lead!)"
 * "Oooook! Ookity! (I'm so close of winning I can taste it! And victory tastes kinda like...bananas!)"
 * "Ookity! Ookity ook... (I've got a square in my sights! Wonder if I got any chance of actually landing there...)"
 * "Oooook... Ooook? Ookity ooo! (Hmm... Is it my turn already? I must've been daydreaming!)"
 * "Ookity ookie! (When I beat on my chest, everyone in the jungle can hear me!)"
 * "Ooookity! Ookity oook ooo. Oook! (Finally! It's about time. Lemme roll!)"
 * "Ook! Ookity! (My turn! All right, let's do this!)"
 * "Ookity! Ookity! (C'mon die! Gimme a good number!)"
 * "Ooooookity! Ookity ooo ooo... (I wish I knew where I was gonna land! That would make this game a lot easier...)"
 * "Ooook ookity oo... (I think I need to figure out a business plan...)"
 * "Ookity! Ooookity ook? (Ookity! How come I never land on one of my own shops when I need to?)"
 * "Ookie... Ook...ookity! Oookie ook! (Hmm... I guess my closest shop is...that one! Hope I manage to land there!)"
 * "Ookie! Ookity ook! (Oh no! This race is getting a little too close for comfort!)"
 * "Ook! Ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Lemme give a shout-out to all of my jungle friends! Hi guys! You better root for me!)"
 * "Ookity! Ookity ook... (I've got a square in my sights! Wonder if I got any chance of actually landing there...)"
 * "Ook ookity ook! (Ready, set, roll!)"
 * "Ook! Ookity ook! (I've come so far! All I have to do now is close the gap!)"
 * "Ook! Ook ookity... (That was a snap! I hope getting the other suits is just as easy...)"
 * "Ookie! Ook ookity! (Got my second suit! I'm halfway there!)"
 * "Ooookity! Ook ook! (Suit number three! Just one more to go!)"
 * "Oookity ooookity! (Once I get that promotion, I'm gonna be all strong like Donkey Kong!)"
 * "Ookie! Ook ookity... (I'm due for a promotion soon! Wonder what I should spend my bonus on...)"
 * "Ooookity... Ook oook ook! (Aw, I wish I had a Barrel Jet... Then I could blast my way straight to the bank!)"
 * "Ookie ookity! Ook ook ooooo! (All right, bank! I've got you in my sights!)"
 * "Oookity ookkity! (This shop may look small now, but someday it'll be super tough!)"
 * "Oookity! Oook ookity! (This shop belongs to me now! Thanks in advance for your patronage!)"
 * "Oookity ook! (And another shop for me!)"
 * "Ook... Ookity... (Hmm... I see a shop that might be worth taking over...)"
 * "Ooook ookity! (This district is mine from here on out!)"
 * "Oookity! Ook ookity... (That makes two shops! I wonder if I'll ever dominate this whole district...)"
 * "Oookity oookie. (I won't be happy until I have at least one more shop in this district.)"
 * "Ook! Oookity! Ook ookity! (Yay! My third shop in this district! I should try to get all of 'em!)"
 * "Oookie Ook oookity. (Talk about good luck! I can't believe that shop was still up for grabs.)
 * "Oook! Oookity ook. Ook ookie ooo! (Whew! That was close. I almost let that district get dominated!)"
 * "Oookie! Ookity ook! (Woohoo! This district belongs to ME now!)"
 * "Ooook... Oookity. Oook ook! (Uh-oh... Not many shops left. Hope I can still buy something!)"
 * "Ook ookity? Oookie! (I wonder if I can still snag a shop? Come on, die, help me out!)"
 * "Ookity ook? Ooookity! (The shops are all sold out, huh? OK, no more Mr. Nice Kong!)"
 * "Oookity ook? Ook ook! (No more shops to buy? Time to rethink my strategy!)"
 * "Ook ookity! (My shop's been supercharged!)"
 * "Oookie oook ookity! (If I keep this up, I'll be rich in no time!)"
 * "Ook! Oook. Oookie...oook ook! (Neat! I just made money. I mean, it's just a bit of money...but still!)"
 * "Oookie. Oookity ooo! (I'll admit it, (player's name) - I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
 * "Ook ookity! Ookity... (That's a pretty pricey shop up ahead! I wonder if I could sneak by it...)"
 * "Ookie! Oook ookity! (Thanks for the bonus, (player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
 * "Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
 * "Ookie ook ookity! (Here's hoping this trade works out well for both of us!)"
 * "Ook ookity! Ook ook... (Meh, that was nothing! You're never gonna get rich with these prices...)"
 * "Ook! Oookie. Ookity ook?(Ugh! Talk'bout bad timing. Why'd I have to stop here when prices are so high?)"
 * "Ooookity! Ook ookity... (Don't give up just because you're in last place! Maybe my donation will help...)"
 * "Ooookity... Ook! (I suppose it could have been worse... These prices aren't so bad!)"
 * "Ookity ook ook... (Too bad this shop isn't always so cheap...)"
 * "Oook! Ook ookity! (Boo! The last thing I wanted to do is give more gold to the person in first place!)"
 * "Oook ookity. Ook! (I hope I manage to stay on top. It's kinda fun up here in first place!)"
 * "Ookie ookity... (Oh, man, I hope no one in the jungle is watching this...)"
 * "Ooook ookity oo... (I think I need to figure out a business plan...)"
 * "Oooookity. Ookie ook. (I haven't lost yet. There's no way I'm giving up!)"
 * "Ooook oookity! (First place is so close I can almost touch it!)"
 * After landing on the bank: "Ook... Ook ookity? Ookity ook. (Hmm... Where should I go next? I'd better think this out?)"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Oookity ook! (You should get bonus points for that perfect landing, (player's name)!)"
 * After player gets a promotion: "Ook ookie! Oook oookity! Ook ooo! (That's a lot of money, (player's name)! You want me to hold on to it for you? Hee hah!)"
 * After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Oookity ookie! (Hee hee. Come on, folks - time to go shopping at the expensive stores!)"
 * After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Ookie ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Hee hee. Good luck, everybody! Land on the priciest shops!)"
 * After player lands on Boon square: "Ookie ookie? (You wanna share some of that luck with me, (player's name)?)"
 * After player lands on Boon square: "Oookity ooo ookie! (Enjoy your time on that boon square, (player's name)!)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Ook! Oookity ookity. (Phew! I guess it's time to take a little breather.)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oookity ook! Ooookie! (Talk about bad timing! I really could've use the extra income today!)"
 * "Ookity! Oook oook ooo! (Argh! I hate losing out on a big payday!)"
 * "Ook! Oookity ookie! Ook ook ooo! (OK! I'm all rested up and raring to go! Gotta make up for lost time!)"
 * "Ookity! Oookity ooook. Ook! (Whew! That was lucky Think of all the gold I just saved!)"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Oook ookity ooo. Oookity! (Rest up while you can, (player's name). Things are gonna get wild around here!)"
 * After warping: "Oookity! Ook ookie. (Wow, that was pretty cool! Wish we had one of those in the jungle.)"
 * After warping: "Ook ook. Ooookity ooo! (Hee hee. Guess thee are a few handy cards in that deck!)"
 * After player warps: "Ookity! Ooo ookity! (You move pretty fast (player's name)! Like jungle quicksand, you are!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ookie ookity ook? Oook oookity! (Am I lucky, or what? I'm gonna have to make the most of this!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Oook ookity ook ooo. (It doesn't seem like a lot, but seven percent can make a big difference!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Oookie! Oookity ook ook? (Sweet! But does this mean I have to keep on collecting suits?)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Ooookity! Ookie ooo. (Ugh! I should have picked a different card.)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Oookie! Oookity ook... (Oh no! I really picked a bad one, didn't I...)"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ookie ookity ook! (This card will definitely come in handy!)"
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Ooo oookity. Ookie! (That little card gives you a lot of freedom, (player's name). Make sure you put it to good use!)"
 * After player gets a Good Venture card: "Ook! Ookie ookity! Oook ooo ook… (Oh, man! I was hoping to get that venture card, (Player’s name)! I guess you’re one of the lucky ones…)"
 * After player gets a Bad Venture card: "Ook! Ook ookie! Ookity. (Ouch! I bet that hurt, (Player’s name). Don’t worry-you’ll pick a better card next time.)"
 * After getting a Venture Card that takes money from other players: "Ook ookity! Ooookie! (Sorry, but those are the rules! Thanks, everyone!)"
 * After buying someone out: "Oookie ookity ook ook! (It cost me a ton of gold, but snatching up this shop was totally worth it!)"
 * After buying someone out: "Oookity ook. Ookie! (This district is getting way too powerful. Let me take one of those shops off your hands!)"
 * After buying someone out: "Ookity ook oookity! (I don't know if this is going to help me win this game, but at I'm stirring up trouble!)"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Hoot! Oookity ooo!? (That was so mean of you, (player's name)! Where'd you learn your manners!?)"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Oook oookity! Ook? Ook? (My Kong fortress is crumbling! Why, (Player’s name)? Why?)"
 * After building a Balloonport: "Ookity ook! (This Kong'll be flying high in no time with his new hot-air balloon!)"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Ookity! Ook ookity? (Hey there, Mr, Treasure! Why don't you swing by my shop?)"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Oookie ookity... Ook! (Maybe I should follow Lakitu... Prices seem to drop wherever he goes!)"
 * "Ook ookity... (Sorry, but it's not really in my best interest to accept that offer...)"
 * To player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (player's name). It's really something!)"
 * To player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
 * To player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (player's name)!)"
 * To player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
 * To player: "Ook oookie? Ookity ookie! (How's it going for you so far, (player's name)? Me, I'm doing A-OK!)"
 * To player: "Oookie... Ook ookity! (Forget about everyone else, (player's name)... This is between me and you!)"
 * To player buying shop: "Oookity! Ook ook? (OK, I'll sell! But you're not going to raise the prices too high, are you?)"
 * "Oookie ook? Ookity ooo... (Which way are you gonna go, (player's name)? Not that I care or anything...)"
 * "Oookity? Ookie ooo! (Where'd you go to business school, (player's name)? You know all the tricks!)"
 * "Oookie ooo. Ookity! (You're getting close to district domination, (player's name). I'll put a stop to that!)"
 * After player lands on his expensive shop: "Ookie ooo! Hoot ook ookity! (Sorry 'bout that, (player's name)! I promise all your gold will go to a good cause!)"
 * Diddy Kong to Donkey Kong: "Ook! Oookity ooo! (Don't go too easy on me today, Donkey Kong!)"
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Oook! Oook ooooooook! (Not to worry! I'll use everything in my power to beat you and (player's name)!)"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Ook! Ook ookity ooooookity! (Let's all sing (player's name) the Happy Promotion Song! Ahem... Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Ook ookity ooooookity! (Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
 * To player: "Oookity ook! (Let's win this game together, (player's name)!)"
 * Daisy's response: "Hmm... You aren't trying to monopolize (player's name), are you? He's/She's working with me today!"
 * To player: "Oook ook! Ookity ook? (Look at you go, (player's name)! How in the world do you do it?)"
 * Daisy's response: "Stop making such a fuss, Diddy Kong! You'll give (player's name) a big head!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ookity ook Ooookity? (I can't let it end like this! What am I gonna do now?)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ookie... Ookity oookity! (This isn't turning out the way I pictured it... I need to turn my game around!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ooo OOK oook!! (I am NOT going to give up!!)"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ookie ookity! Ookity! (Long time no see! Let's get back to the action, (player's name)!)"
 * Approaching victory: Ook! Ookity ookie! "(OK! From here on out, it's just a mad dash to the finish line!)"
 * After player approaches victory: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Oookity... Ook ook ooo! (Time to head back to the jungle... Maybe I'll do better next time!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ook... Ooook ookity. (Urgh... I guess I'm not cut out for big business.)"

Area-specific

 * ”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I've gotta flex my biceps!)" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Oook? Ook! (So you think you're stronger than me, do ya, giant statue? C'mon- let's arm wrestle!)" (The Colossus)
 * ”Ooka? Ooka? Ook?” (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I'll show you what a Kong can do!)" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Oooka! Ook! (Check out that castle! I bet that king is all kinds of big and powerful)" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Hoo ook…ook! (This place is hotter than the jungle…but at least it's a dry heat!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Ooka ooka ook! (Better be careful not to destroy Princess Peach's castle!)" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Hoot!? Ooka hoo! (A castle way up high in the sky!? I bet they've got some magic bananas around here!)" (The Observatory)
 * "Ook ook… (I wonder what kind of fruit trees they have down there on Yoshi's Island…)" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Ooka. Ooka ook... (This looks like a peaceful little island. I wonder who's in charge here...)" (Slimenia)
 * "Hoo… Ook? (This place doesn't look like fun… Can I at least throw some barrels or something?)" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Oook! Ooka. (Cool castle, ya big boss turtle! I bet this place has all kinds of neat traps.)" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Ooo? Ook ook! (This is the place to find hotshot heroes, huh? Well, you're looking at one!)" (Alefgard)
 * "Ook ooka ook! (Gotta soak up all the sunshine and turn it into new Kong Power!)" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Oook! Ooo... (This spooky ship doesn't scare me! It's the floating in water that kinda freaks me out...)" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Mmm? Ookie ook... (Mmm? There's something weird about this place, but I just can't put my finger on it...)" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Mmm hoo? Ooka ook! (What kinda place is this? Those tunnels look like they go pretty deep!)" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Hoot? Ook ook! (How 'bout making a big spaceship that looks like MY face? People would pay to see that!)" (Starship Mario)

General

 * "To player: "Ook! Ook! (There's no way you can beat me, (player's name)! I'm Donkey Kong!)"
 * "Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)"
 * "Ook ook. OOOOOOK! (This is a pretty fierce group. Everyone's in it to WIN!)"
 * "Ooooook! (Time to show these other fellows who's boss!)"
 * "Ooook ook? Ook! (Who cares what number I roll? I'm gonna win no matter what!)"
 * "Ookie! Ook! (Watch out everyone! King of the jungle comin' through!)"
 * "Hoot! Ooka ook... (I wish he had cool games like this in the jungle! All we ever do is swing on the trees...)"
 * "OOKA! (MY TURN!)"
 * "Oooka! Ook! (Whew! I'm hanging on to first place by a thread!)"
 * "Ook ook! Hoot... (I'm on number one! Bet I bet I'm gonna have to fight to keep it up that way...)"
 * "Ooka ooo! Ook! (Hey, don't worry 'bout me! I'm not gonna be in last place forever, ya know!)"
 * "Ookie OOO...ook! Ooka! (I'm in last place NOW ...but that's gonna change! I feel a lucky roll comin on!)"
 * "Ooooo! Ooka? Ook ook! (No way! How did I end up in last place? Time to work my way out of this slump!)"
 * "Oooka hoot? Ook! (I've still got time to catch up, right? There's no way I'm gonna quit now!)"
 * "Ook? OOKA! (Which way to go? I know - THATAWAY!)"
 * "Ooka OOO ooka! (I bet if I throw the die REALLY hard, I'll get an awesome number!)"
 * "Oooo... Ooka! (That die is so tiny... I hope I don't crush it in my giant Kong paws!)"
 * "Ook! Ooook? (I want to invest! What're the chances this next roll will land me right on my shop?)"
 * "Hoo ooka ook! (Come on, die - help a Kong out!)"
 * "Ookie hoo! (Come on, die-gimme a rad roll!)"
 * "Hoot! Ooka ook... (I wish we had cool games like this in the jungle! All we ever do is swing on trees...)"
 * "Ook ook ooka! (Let's do this thing!)"
 * "Ooka! Ook ook! (I've got my eyes on a particular shop... Maybe I'll flex my monetary muscles and buy it out!)"
 * "Ook ook! Hoot... (I'm number one! But I bet I'm gonna have to fight to keep it that way...)"
 * "Oooka! Ook! (Whew! I'm hanging on to first place by a thread!)"
 * "Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won't be long before I snag the rest of 'em!)"
 * "Ooook! Oook... ook! Ooo? (I've got half the suits! That means I've got...half to go! Right?)"
 * "Hoo! Ook ooka. Oookie! (Whoa! I've been all over this board looking for suits. One more and I'm home free!)"
 * "Ook! Ook ook... (I'm looking forward to my promotion! Think of all the bananas I'll be able to buy...)"
 * "Ook ook ook! (As soon as I get my promotion, I'm gonna be the strongest Kong in the world!)"
 * "Ook ooka. Oooka! (It's not much, but it's mine. This shop and I are going places!)"
 * "Ooka ooo. Oook oook ooo! (Meet my new best friend. This shop and I are gonna go far together!)"
 * "Ook! Oooka ook! (Ook! You're gonna be the first of many for me in this district, little shop!)"
 * "Ooka! Ooka ook! (I've got a taste for the district now! It's gonna be all mine!)"
 * "Ook ook! Ooka! (That makes two for me in this district! Ooka!)"
 * "HAROO! (MINE!)"
 * "Oook! Ook ook! (Third shop's a charm, (player's name)! You're gonna dominate this district pretty soon!)"
 * "Oka? Ook ookie… (Why’d you have to horn on my district, (Player’s name)!? There go my dreams of domination…)"
 * "Ooka oooook! (I'm gonna have to call this district the jungle, 'cause I'm the king of it!)"
 * "Haroo... Oook? Oooo! (Aw... Did you not want me to buy that shop? Too bad!)"
 * "Hoooo. Ook ook! (That looks like a pretty swank shop up ahead. Bet it could put up a real fight!)"
 * "Hoo? Ook ook! (Where'd all the shops go? I gotta get my paws on whatever I can!)"
 * "Ook ooka ookie! (I've gotta get my paws on one of those empty shops!)"
 * "Oook! Ookie ooo... (Aw, shucks! I was hoping to buy up a few more shops. Oh well...)"
 * "Ooka ooka? Ookie hoo! (Where'd all the vacant shops go? I shoulda paid more attention!)"
 * "Ookie... Ooka! (I really hate putting more money into your pocket... You're already in first place!)"
 * "Ooka hoo! Hoo ooka! (Still too small! I need to make that shop waaaaay bigger!)"
 * "Oooka ook! (You just made out like a bandit, (player's name)!)"
 * "Ooka! Ookie! Ook! (How come no one ever told me anything about stocks? They're fantastic! I'm rich!)"
 * "Ooka hoooo! Hoo ooo! (Check it out! That's the strongest shop in the world! OOOKA!)"
 * "Ook! Ooka hoot! (No time to invest right now! I need to concentrate on playing this game!)"
 * "Oooka hoo hoo! (I'm gonna have to hold off investing any money in this place until I buy some stock!)"
 * "Ook ook! Ooooooka! (I've got a new friend - actually, I've got a bunch of new friends! I love buying stock!)"
 * "Hoo ooka! Oooka OOK ooo! (What a cheap place! Someone better put a little TLC into this shop!)"
 * "Ook? Ookie ook? (That's it? You sure you don't want to charge me a little more?)"
 * "Ooka hoot! (No one's gonna try to steal that shop now, (player's name)!)"
 * "Ook oooo! Oooook! (That's a pretty powerful shop you've got there, (player's name)! Big and strong, just like me!)"
 * "Ooo? Ooka OOK! (How come you're charging me 100G? I think these prices are ALL wrong!)"
 * "Mmm ook!? (What kind of a roll was that, die!?)"
 * "Ook? Oooo! (Why didn't I budget my money better? I coulda bought this shop if I had a little more gold!)"
 * Buying a shop out: "Ooka ooka ooka. Ooo! (I see the shop, I like the shop, I buy the shop. It's as easy as that!)"
 * Buying a shop out: "Ook OOK ooka! (There's no WAY I'm gonna let you dominate this district!)"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Ooka... Oook! (Oh boy... Now it's on like Donkey Kong!)"
 * "Oook! Ooka ooka hoo! (Lakitu! Stay away from me, you little cloud rider!)"
 * "Ooka! Ooka! (Heya! You wanna trade shops with me?)"
 * "Ook ookie! Ook ooka! (I'm only accepting this deal 'cause I like you! Ook ooka!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooka! Ook haroo! (Shop power-up! I love these venture cards!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Haroo? Ooka ook.(I can spend all my bonus money on bananas, right? 'Cause that's what Kongs like to eat.)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ook? Oooka ooo. Ookaroo!(Who needs the bank? I just earned a promotion all on my own. That's how strong I am!)"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Mmmm ook. Ooka ooka! (I better put this Suit Yourself card somewhere safe. I don't want to drop it!)"
 * After player gets a promotion: "Ooka ook! (You're getting stronger with each roll of the die, (player's name)!)"
 * After player gets a good venture card: "Ooka ooka ooka! (That's a pretty sweet power-up you got there, (player's name)!)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Ooka! Ooka hoot. (I won't forget about you, friend! Be good to your new owner.)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Aroo!? Ooka. Ooka ooo? (Huh!? I got a bad card. Can I put it back and pick another one?)"
 * After landing on the bank: "Ooka! Ooka ook! (Right on the money! You've still got it, Donkey Kong!)"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Ook! Ookie ooka! "Right on the bank! You've got pretty good aim, (player's name)!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "OOK! Ooka ooooooooo! (Talk about a stroke of luck! C'mon everybody - make me rich!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Oooka! (Lucky me!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Oooka hoo! Ooka! (Nice (player's name)! I'm gonna try land there too!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Ook ooka? Haroo! "You got room for me on that square, (player's name)? I want some free money too!)"
 * After warping: "Ookie! Oooooo! Ooka ooo? (Wow! I just whooshed straight here! How'd that happen?)"
 * After warping: "Oooka hoo! Oooka ooo! (Look at me, jumping from square to square! It's like swinging from tree to tree!)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Haroo? Ooka... Ooka hoo. (A day off? Oh well... Guess I'll make the most of it and take a little snooze.)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Ook. Ookie ook! (Hope it's a good time to take a vacation. I'd hate to miss out on serious profits!)"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Ook ook. Ooka ooo! (Don't worry about taking a day off, (player's name). I'll keep an eye on things!)"
 * "OOOOO! Ook ooka. Oooka! (AHHHH! That was a pretty nice nap there. I feel totally energized!)"
 * "Mmm? Hooo ooka! Hoo. (Did I just doze off? Aw, I missed out on some serious cash! Stupid nap.)"
 * "Ook! Ooka! (It's closed! Oh well-just saved myself some money, I guess!)"
 * After player lands on his closed shop: "Ook! Ook! Oooook! (Hey! Stay away from my shop (player's name)! It's closed!)"
 * After player warps: Ook hoot! Ook? Ooka? (Whoa! How'd you get from here to there so quick, (player's name)? Some kinda magic?)"
 * After player warps: "Ooka ook! Ookaroo? (Those things always make my head spin! But it's a wild ride, huh, (player's name)?)"
 * After building a circus tent: "Ook! Ook! (Welcome to the DK circus! It's the show to end all shows!)"
 * After building a home: "Oooka? Ooooka ook ook! (Who's up for a party at my place? I'll bring the banana smoothies!)"
 * After building an estate agency: "Ooki! Ook OOK ooka! (My very own estate agency! It's like a friend who finds me MORE friends!)"
 * After building a balloonport: "Ooka! Ooka! Ooooooo...ooka! (It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Donkey Kong...in a hot-air balloon!)"
 * After building a three-star shop: "Ooook ooka ooo! (Building a shop like this is gonna cost a pretty penny, but hey - I'm rich!)"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Oook! Ooka ooka hoo! (Lakitu! Stay away from me, you little cloud rider!)"
 * "Ook! Ooka ook! (Finally - a real challenge! Let's go, (player's name)!)"
 * "Oook! Ook ook! (Third shop's a charm, (player's name)! You're gonna dominate that district pretty soon!)"
 * "Ook! Ooka! (One good turn deserves another, (player's name)! I'll try to earn YOU some gold now!)"
 * "Ooo! Ooka hoo! (Cha-ching! Thanks for making a deposit in the bank of Kong, (player's name)!)"
 * "Ook ooka ook! (Stop messing with my stock, (player's name)!)"
 * "Arooo! Oooka ook! (Nice move, (player's name)! You're my role model!)"
 * "Ooka! Ooka! (You can leave the money on the cash register, (player's name)! Thanks a bunch!)"
 * "Ookie ooka ooo? (You're not gonna start crying or anything, are you, (player's name)?)"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ook ooka! Ook ook! (Glad to see you came back (player's name)! Let's put this thing to bed!)"
 * To player: "Ook? Ooka ooka oo! (Think you can catch up with me, (player's name)? I dare you to try!)"
 * Donkey Kong to player: "Oook ook ook? (How did you get so big and strong, (player's name)?)"
 * Wario's response: "He/She got a promotion and grew more powerful... Maybe he's/she's eating that gold! Does eating gold make you stronger?"
 * To player: "Ooook! Ook oook ook ooook! (Keep it up, (player's name), and you might come in second place - right after me!)"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Ook oooky... Oookity! (No way! I'm going to come in second place, (player's name)!)"
 * To player: "Oook... Ook! Ooooky ook. (Hmm... It looks like (player's name) is going to win! I should've tried harder.)"
 * Wario's response: "Hey, you! Knock off the banana talk, and do something to stop (player's name) from reaching the bank!"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Ooka ook? Ookie? (You got a problem with me, (player's name)? Is that it?)"
 * "Ook! Oookie ook! (There's no way I'm gonna lose! I'll keep fighting till the very end!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ooka! Ooka ook! (I can't lose this game! I'll never show my face in the jungle again!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ooo...Ooka! Ooo! (Oh boy I'm almost broke! This is embarrasing!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ooka...ook...ooook (Must...not..quit!)"
 * After player approaches victory: "Oooka ooo! Ooka ook! (You've got brains AND brawn, (player's name)! I'm gonna make you an honorary Kong!)"
 * Approaching victory: "Ook ooka ook! (All I have to do is get to that bank, and the I win!!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ooooook... (Looks like it's back to the jungle for me...)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ooka? Oook! (Who woulda thought Donkey Kong could ever be defeated? Not me!)"

Lakitu

 * "Greetings, fortune seekers! I am Lakitu, and I'll be your guide to rest and relaxation!"
 * "You've all been working way too hard! Why don't you close up shop for a while?"
 * "It's not healthy to obsess over money all the time. Someone needs to teach you people how to slow down and enjoy life!"
 * "I'm bringing down the hammer on nap time, everybody! Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland!"
 * "I know you don't think you need a day off, but you do. Trust me - you'll thank me later for this!"
 * "Is my turn over already? But I haven't finished forcing everyone to take a vacation!"
 * "Providing rest to the weary is such satisfying work! Farewell!"
 * "I'm not ready to leave! These people still need to enjoy their forced vacations!"
 * "Everyone enjoy their 40 winks? Then it appears my work here is done. Take it easy, folks!"
 * "A sea of calm has washed over the board, and so my work here is done. Catch you on the flip side!"

Area-specific

 * ”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
 * ”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
 * "These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach's Castle!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Uh-oh! I don't have the best balance in the world… Hope I don't fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Vroom, Vroom! Let's get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This place is wackadoodle! It's turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, Peach's Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Now, THIS is where the real action is! It's happening on Yoshi's Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I'm gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I don't trust Bowser OR his spooky castle… I bet he's got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "I don't need a career chance... I'm pretty satisfied being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Looks like my bro really cleaned this place up! I hope they gave him the key to the city!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I wanna take a peek at this flying train I've heard so much about. If trains can fly, then so can Luigi! Wheee!" (The Observatory)
 * "Look at all those slimes down there! How can you tell which ones are friendly?" (Slimenia)
 * "I bet they'll tell epic stories about me and my bro one day. We're practically legends already!" (Alefgard)
 * "Hey there, giant statue guy! How's the weather up there?" (The Colossus)

General

 * To player: "Hey, (player's name)! I'm Luigi! Oh, you've heard of me? I'm so flattered I think I'm blushing!"
 * "It's me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!"
 * "Watch out! Green machine coming through!"
 * "Gimme a good roll! I've got my fingers crossed and everything."
 * "Here goes nothing!"
 * "My turn! Better watch out, or I'm gonna stomp you with my big, brown boots!"
 * "Oh yeah! It's Luigi's turn!"
 * "This game has got my mustache all mussed up! Where's my little comb?"
 * "I'm gonna win this game all on my own! I don't need any help at all."
 * "Wah-hah! I'm in it to win it!"
 * "Once I get revved up, there's no slowing me down! I'm gonna make a dash straight to victory!"
 * "Wah-hah! Look at me go! It's finally luigi's turn in the spotlight!"
 * "Yay for me, Luigi! I'm gonna have a good turn, I know it!"
 * "Boi-oing! I can jump even higher than Mario - all the way to first place!"
 * "I'm lean, mean, and green, and I'm gonna to give you a run for your money!"
 * "Stay out of my way, or I'll jump all over you!"
 * "Oh, I hate making decisions like this! I think I'll just close my eyes and pick a direction!"
 * "Eek! There's a big ol' shop up ahead, and it's look like a fortress! Hope I don't have to battle THAT boss!"
 * "Why don't I ever seem to land on a Luigi shop? I bet the Goombas are behind this!"
 * "I need to feed my shop a Super Mushroom to help it grow big and strong!"
 * "There's a shop out there with Luigi's name on it! Maybe it's time to force a buyout..."
 * "I'm not gonna give up first place without a fight!"
 * "Oh yeah! Think you can keep up with me? Go ahead and try!"
 * "I've gotta do something drastic if I want to take over first place!"
 * "It's not so bad being in second place. As a matter of fact, it feels just right! I wonder why that is..."
 * "Coins! Coins! I need to get me some coins, and quick!"
 * "I'm in last place? Well, that's not good?"
 * "Yay for me, Luigi! What? I'm in last place? Oh... That's too bad."
 * "If I keep playing like this, I'm never gonna be the best. Time to try a little harder!"
 * "I'm not fickle friend, little stock. I just don't need you anymore!"
 * "Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!"
 * "Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!"
 * "I only need one more suit... Why can't I just jump straight there? It's not cheating!"
 * "This is the perfect time for Luigi's trademark jump! I'll just leap my way straight back to the bank!"
 * "I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from my promotion!"
 * "I can almost hear the bank calling my name! Luigi, Luigi, Luigi!"
 * "No time to panic! I've got my suits. Now I just need to find that sneaky bank!"
 * "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
 * "Look at my new shop! Isn't she a beaut?"
 * "Don't trip all over yourselves trying to get to my new shop. We're open 24/7!"
 * "Watch out, everyone! Luigi's gonna take over this district any minute now!"
 * "Two shops in one district! I'm turning into an honest-to-goodness real-estate mogul!"
 * "That makes two shops in this district! Not bad for a plumber, eh?"
 * "Three shops in one district? Somebody pinch me, 'cause I gotta be dreaming!"
 * "I've got a lot of shops in this district... I hope I can take care of 'em all!"
 * "One day I'm gonna dominate this district. Then everyone will see who's the real brains behind The Mario Bros.!"
 * "Would you look at that? You've got more shops all over the place, (player's name)! Makes me feel like I've been slacking off!"
 * "Huh? That was kinda mean, (player's name). I guess you're not as nice as I thought!"
 * "Think you're gonna dominate this district? Not on my watch!"
 * "Okeydokey! I’ve dominated this district! Hmm… This is kind of a suprise, even to me!"
 * "I'm here to protect this defenseless district from total domination!" (after buying someone out)
 * "Can't let you get away with district domination! But hey-at least you'll get a few coins out of the deal!"
 * "All this stock, just for me? You sure no one is gonna miss it?"
 * "I didn't do so good a job at saving my money... Hope this shop'll still be available next time I land here!"
 * "I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?"
 * "Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns... I need to stop doing that!"
 * "All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!"
 * "Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game..."
 * "Turns out earning money is as easy as stomping a Goomba! Who knew?"
 * "Enjoy that gold while you can! I'm gonna be in first place soon!"
 * "There goes all my money, right down the drain!"
 * "Ugh... These little expenses really add up!"
 * "No one likes being in last place. Lucky for us, this game's not over yet."
 * "Hey, are you pulling my leg? These prices look a little higher than usual..."
 * "Hmm... I guess a flat-rate sale doesn't necessarily mean I'll be saving any money."
 * "Can't invest right now... I've got a sneaking suspicion I should be saving my money for something else!"
 * "I don't have any stock? Man, I really dropped the ball on this one..."
 * "I've been tricked enough times to know I've gotta defend myself! No one's gonna take this shop from me!"
 * "Ow-wow-wow! Cheap enough, but it still smarts!"
 * "Closed up shop a little early today, eh? I guess we all have to take a break now and again!"
 * "It's about time all my hard work finally paid off!"
 * "Once I get revved up, there's no slowing me down! I'm gonna make a dash straight to victory!"
 * "Wah-hah! Look at me go! It's finally Luigi's turn in the spotlight!"
 * "You like my shop, (player's name)? I knew you wouldn't be able to resist stopping there!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "I feel like the luckiest plumber in the whole wide world!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Would you look at this! It's raining coins!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "It's about time I caught a break! It's not easy being Luigi..."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "It's no fun losing hard-earned coins... Time to start rebuilding my nest egg!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "YEE-OWCH! What did I ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?"
 * After building a Balloonport: "I'm gonna soar through the air with the greatest of ease! With a hot-air balloon, I'll be the bee's knees!"
 * After warping: "Did that really just happen? How'd I get from there to here in the blink of an eye?"
 * After player warps: "You sure know how to travel in style, (player's name)! Fast and easy - that's the way to go!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What game should I play on my day off - basketball, tennis, or golf? Decisions, decisions!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "It seems silly to take a day off during such an important competition...but I might as well enjoy myself!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You've been working so hard lately, (player's name). Promise me you'll take it easy on your day off!"
 * "Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
 * After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
 * "Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
 * "It's about time all my hard work finally paid off!"
 * "That's right, everybody! Luigi's pidding little shop is now a financial powerhouse!"
 * "Hey! Why does (player's name) get so many gold coins? I want some too!"
 * "You better watch out, (player's name). I'm gonna burn up all your stock certificates with a fireball!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Finally! Something I can actually use!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
 * To player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
 * "Why can I only move ahead one square? Guess the ground up ahead is slippery or something!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * After building an estate agency: "I bet Princess Daisy'd be really impressed if I owned a few more shops! Help me out, estate agency!"
 * After landing on the bank: "Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!"
 * After the player lands on the bank: "You look stately standing in front of that bank, (player's name)! They should build a statue of you right there!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "This is even better than finding a hidden cache of coins - no scary pipes to fall down!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "So THIS is what it's like to be a bigwig! Now I finally know how Mario feels all the time."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "If you earn a lot of gold coins standing there, (player's name), I'd be happy to take some of 'em off your hands!!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Open up your umbrella, (player's name)! It's about to start raining gold coins!!"
 * After getting Healie: "Hey, Healie! Make sure you leave me a suit too! That'd be swell!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Mario told me that being a grown-up means you can't let things like that bother you, (player's name). No fun, right?"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Eek! There must be a Boo haunting those venture cards (player's name)! Why else would you pick such a terrible one!?"
 * "Hey, can I get some more venture cards? That last one sure made my life a lot easier!"
 * After getting a small amount of money from other players: "Well...thanks, I guess. I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but that really isn't a lot of gold..."
 * "Ha ha! Thanks for spreading the love (player's name). More money for Luigi!"
 * "Smart move, (player's name)! You've got to be vigilant, or else some evil person might swoop in and try to take over your shop!"
 * "That's a lot of money, (player's name)! It's kinda like feeding your wallet a 1-Up Mushroom!"
 * "You got any hobbies, (player's name)? I'm into lots of things: golf, tennis, basketball, beating you at this game..."
 * "Pretty sneaky, (player's name)... You aren't gonna do anything underhanded with those stocks, are you?"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! Look all of this extra money! Thanks a bunch, (player's name). You're a real pal."
 * "Your shop's small now, (player's name), but I bet it's gonna be pretty intimidating by the time this game is over!"
 * "Take good care of my shop, you hear?"
 * "Interesting move, (player's name), You really used that venture card to your advantage!"
 * "Oh! Bad timing, (player's name). My shop is closed today."
 * To player buying his shop: "You're lucky I'm such an easygoing guy, (player's name)... 'cause that wasn't nice of you!"
 * To player: "Don't fret, (player's name)! Maybe you'll find a bunch of hidden coins on your way to the bank!"
 * Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
 * To player: "Try not to show me up, (player's name)! I'm the star today!"
 * Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I want to be the star too!)"
 * To player: "Whoa! Did you strike it rich, (player's name)? You've gotta show me your secret!"
 * Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Me too! Show me your secret!)"
 * To player: "Hey, I've got a bright idea, (player's name)! I'll give you a Super Mushroom! That'll give you the strength to keep on going!"
 * Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry! I already ate her/his Super Mushroom!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Oh no! Does this spell the end for Luigi?"
 * Near bankrupt: "I've gotten used to coming in second place, but this is ridiculous!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Maybe I'm not as good as this game as I thought..."
 * Approaching victory: "Wah-hah! I'd better jump on over to the bank! Jump, I say! Jump!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey! There you are, (player's name)! Did you bring back any 1-Up Mushrooms for us?"
 * Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'm gonna get laughed right out of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I'm done for! Whoever thought a hero would need rescuing!?"

Area-specific

 * "It's a race to the finish line! Start your engines!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Looks like a lot of folks came out to see today's game. I'd like to knock this one out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach's Castle is the best…" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Whoa, this place is gonna make my head spin! But, hey… what a view!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, it's all my little Yoshi friends! How have you been, guys?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Oh no! Nothing good ever comes out of this creepy castle. I hope I can escape safe and sound!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Slimes everywhere! That's O.K., I suppose… as long as they aren't bad slimes!" (Slimenia)
 * "I guess Erdrick is the big cheese around these parts! I tip my hat to you, legendary hero!" (Alefgard)
 * "Ha ha! I guess this is the place where I can change my profession… Thanks, but I'm happy being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Oh boy, another galactic adventure! Here we go, sailing through space!" (Starship Mario)
 * "What a magical place! I feel like I'm on top of the world!" (The Observatory)
 * "Look at this picturesque little town! I remember the time I cleaned it top to bottom!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Ha ha! I'm gonna do well here. Peach's Castle is like a second home to me!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "Wah ha! That colossal statue scared me for a second! Stay right where you are, big guy..." (The Colossus)

General

 * To player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (player's name)!"
 * "All right, my turn!"
 * "How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
 * "Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!"
 * "Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
 * "Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
 * "Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
 * "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
 * "Let me show you what I can do! Watch and learn!"
 * "Doooo--doo-doo doo-doo-doo! That sure is a catchy tune I've got stuck in my head! Oh, sorry, is it my turn already?"
 * "I need to make my favorite shop bigger and better - fast!"
 * "This is a nice feeling! Let's keep it going!"
 * "It's me, Mario! Follow me to fortune!"
 * "Hey hey! Look who's up next! It's me, Mario!"
 * "I'm always ready to go! C'mon little die, roll me a good one!"
 * "This die and I are good friends! Come on, die, roll a good number for me!"
 * "Hey, everybody! Catch me if you can!"
 * "Mario's coming to take first place faster than a fireball! Watch out ahead!"
 * "Here we go! I'm taking first place, and you can't stop me!"
 * "Uh-oh, looks like one of my rivals is closing in! Time for a Super Jump - or a really good roll of the die!"
 * "Okeydokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
 * "Two suits left, right?"
 * "Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
 * "I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!"
 * "Ha ha! The bank's so close! I hope I get there in one roll!"
 * "Level-up, here I come! I wish I could jump on over to the bank right this very second!"
 * "Time to make a dash to the bank!"
 * "They don't call me jump man for nothing!"
 * To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
 * "Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins..."
 * "That's a nice shop! So nice, in fact, that I want it all to myself!"
 * "Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
 * "Wahoo! That makes three shops for me! I'm on my way to total district domination!"
 * "Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
 * "Mario's shop is open for business! Come one, come all!"
 * "What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
 * "Uh-oh, that's a pretty big shop up ahead! I wish I could just jump right over it!"
 * "Oh no! Almost all of the shops are gone! I'd better make a dash for it!"
 * "Oh boy! I should have bought more shops while I had the chance!"
 * "Mamma mia! All of the shops are sold out!"
 * "No more shops left to buy? Then it's time to get down to business!"
 * "Whoa! Look at all the shops I've got here!"
 * "Two down, a few more to go! I'm not finished buying up the district yet!"
 * "At the rate I'm going, this whole district's gonna be mine in no time!"
 * "Oh boy! If I keep buying up all of these properties, they're gonna have to change the name to Mario Street!"
 * "Hey! I thought I told everyone that shop was hands off! Why'd you have to go and buy, it (player's name)?"
 * "Think you're gonna dominate this district? Not on my watch!"
 * "Waa-hoo! Total district domination! Welcome, my friends, to the newly renovated Mario Square! Come one, come all!"
 * "That shop of yours looks like a fortress, (player's name)! Why don't you just build a moat around it? Ha ha!"
 * "I wouldn't normally shop here, but it looks like you need the gold more than I do!"
 * "Oh, not to worry! I think I can afford to shop here!"
 * "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
 * "Whew! I sure am lucky this shop isn't too expensive!"
 * "Bravo, Mario! Nice timin' shoppin' 'ere when there's a half-off sale! I'm gettin' twice fer half the price!"
 * "Hey, isn't this shop a little pricier than usual? I thought I'd be saving money with a flat rate!"
 * "Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
 * "Mamma mia! Sure, I'm in last place-but I can't let that bring me down!"
 * "Uh-oh! Looks like the time, she's-a-running out! I've got to figure out a way to win!"
 * "I've faced my fair share of challenges! I'm not going to let this little setback bring me down!"
 * "Ha ha! There's plenty of time to think about investing later!"
 * "What kind of luck is this? I need to land on one of my OWN shops!"
 * "Whoa! It's raining coins! Thanks for turning on the sprinklers, (player's name)!"
 * "I'm flattered that you want to own stock in my favorite district, (player's name)! I hope it pays off for you!"
 * "Ouch! My stock just took a beating! What gives, (player's name)?"
 * "Take my gold coins, (player's name)! They belong to you, now!"
 * "Hey, it's not big deal! Mario always has enough gold to share!"
 * "Thanks for dropping by, (player's name)! Take your time and look around. It's not every day you can shop for free."
 * "You know what they say: even luck is a skill!"
 * After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
 * After warping: "Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
 * After player warps: "Ever get a stomachache when you warp, (player's name)? That happens to me sometimes!"
 * After player warps: "Smooth move, (player's name)! Wish I could zoom around like that too!"
 * "I'm so close to winning, I can practically taste it! Unless that's just some of yesterday's lunch stuck in my mustache..."
 * "This is a nice feeling! Let's keep it going!"
 * To player: "Hi, (player's name)! How's everything going for you so far?"
 * To player: "There's a lot of gold at risk here, (player's name)! You'd better play your hand wisely!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heroes never take the day off! What am I supposed to do with myself - go to the beach?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "A day off? As long as I'm being forced to take a vacation, I might as well enjoy myself! Wahoo! Mario party!"
 * Start of turn afterward: "Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
 * "Thanks for stopping by, but my shop's closed right now! Sorry!"
 * "Oh no! Why would you stop by on my day off, (player's name)?"
 * "Huh? I came all this way and the shop is closed! Oh well...at least I saved some money!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Taking a vacation, (player's name)? That sounds pretty nice right about now!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "All right! I'm getting a lucky cut of the action. Make sure you land on a shop, everybody!"
 * After landing on a Boon/Boom Square: "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
 * After player lands on a Boon Square: "Ha ha! That's kinda like a bonus stage, huh, (player's name)? Collect a bunch of gold while you can!"
 * After player lands on a Boon Square: "Looks like you've got luck on you're side, (player's name)!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! It's raining coins from the sky! I'm gonna catch 'em all!"
 * After player gets money from other players due to a Venture Card: "Ha ha! Thanks for giving me a special prize, everyone!"
 * After getting money from other players due to a Venture Card: "Thank you, thank you, everybody! Your generosity speaks volumes!!"
 * "Investing in your shop, eh? That's a good way to protect it, (player's name)! But I wouldn't dare steal it from you..."
 * "Wowee! Are you trying to build your own (player's name) Castle (player's name)?"
 * "Hey, it's kinda like a power-up for my shop!"
 * "Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
 * "Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!"
 * "I hope I don't regret this, I just don't have the money right now! Mario's got to be fiscally responsible!"
 * "Thank you for your patronage! You're very generous, (player's name)... Just like me!"
 * "Mamma mia! You already have enough money! Let someone else take over first place, why don't you?"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Whuuh-uh-oh! There go all my coins! Come back, little coins!"
 * After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
 * After buying out a property: "This shop is rightfully mine! Go buy yourself a shop in a different district!"
 * After buying someone out: "I hate to buy this shop out from under you, but it's just too dangerous to leave it in your hands!"
 * After buying someone out: "Sorry, friend! A hero’s gotta do what a hero’s gotta do!"
 * After getting bought out: "It takes a lot to get me mad, (player's name)…but you're really pressing my buttons!"
 * After buying his shop: "Mamma mia! What are you doing, (player's name)!? I had dreams of dominating that district!"
 * After buying his shop: "Oh no! There go my big plans to build myself a castle. Why did you have to crush my dreams like that, (player's name)?"
 * To player buying shop: " I think this is the only that shop’s going to make me any money!"
 * After player buying his checkpoint: "Hey! What do you think you're doing with my checkpoint, (player's name)!?"
 * After player buying his estate agency: "Greed is not a good look for you, (player's name)!"
 * After player buying his balloonport: " Hey! That's MY balloon! Who said you could take it for a ride, (player's name)?"
 * After player buying his circus tent: "I can't believe you took over my circus, (player's name)! Didn't you like my fireball show?"
 * "I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
 * "Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
 * "Ha! It's like I just fed my shop a Super Mushroom! Consider yourself recharged, little shop!"
 * After landing on Bank: "Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "Maybe after I win this game, you and I can open a bank together! How does that sound, (player's name)?"
 * "You deserve all that gold, (player's name)! You're a brave adventurer, just like me!"
 * "Wowee! Are you trying to build your own (player's name) castle, (player's name)?"
 * "You're my hero, (player's name)! Thanks for all the gold!"
 * "You're my heroine, (player's name)! Thanks for all the gold!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! It's raining gold coins from the sky! I'm gonna catch 'em all!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! I'm the luckiest plumber in the whole wide world!"
 * After getting a bad Venture card: "Mamma mia! I feel so...depreciated."
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "You wanna share that bonus money with me, (player's name)? We could throw a party together!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "You must have a lucky star shining down on you, (player's name)!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "That's a pretty nice venture card, (player's name)! Your fairy stockmother must be looking out for you!"
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "I'll trade you that venture card for a Fire Flower! What do you say, (player's name)?"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Don't fret too much about those venture cards, (player's name). It's just the luck of the draw!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something, (player's name)? You've got some magically shrinking shops!"
 * After getting Gumdrops: "Wow! That thing looks like a boo full of coins!"
 * After getting Healie: "Hey little guy, you look like a floating Goomba! Don't forget to give Mario a nice suit!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Stay out of my way, Lakitu! I know what you're capable of, and I don't like it! Not one bit!!"
 * Rejecting a deal: "Oh boy... Sorry, but that trade doesn't really do anything for me. Maybe another time!"
 * To player: "You're off to a great start, (player's name)!"
 * "I'm flattered that you want to own stock in my favorite district, (player's name)! I hope it pays off you!"
 * "Hey! That just means more coins for me! Keep it up, (player's name)!"
 * Mario to Player: "You know what would help us win this game, (player's name)? That's right, a Super Mushroom! I wish we had one!"
 * Toad's response: "Don't look at me! I'm not a Super Mushroom!"
 * To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
 * Mario to Player: "I can't believe you got a promotion already! From now on, I'm calling you Super (player's name)!"
 * Bowser Jr.'s response: "You may have earned a few gold coins, but you're still plain old (player's name) to me!"
 * To player: "Nice job, (player's name)! You're a real hero - just like Mario!"
 * Luigi's response: "I wish Mario would call me a hero sometime..."
 * To Luigi: "Wow, (player's name), you've got a brain for business! Luigi could learn a thing of two from you!"
 * Luigi's response: "Mario thinks you're the bee's knees, (player's name)! I just wish he thought that highly of his own brother…"
 * To player: "Psst! Hey, (player's name)! Princess Peach is watching, so I'm afraid I just can't lose to you today!"
 * Peach's response: "Mario, I heard that! But don't you worry - I'm the one who's going to win!"
 * To player: "Keep going, (player's name)! It's way too early to give up!"
 * Peach's response: "Hey, Mario-what gives? You seem like you're more concerned about (player's name) than you are about me!"
 * To player: "Look at you go, (player's name)! You've inspired me to go out and collect a ton of gold coins!"
 * Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's great to see you in action, (player's name)! I'm learning a lot from you!)"
 * To player: "You're good at gathering coins, (player's name)! We should hit the Mushroom Kingdom sometime to really rake in the gold!"
 * Bowser's response: "Hah! Maybe (player's name) doesn't need to bang her head against a block to find gold-she EARNS it, like an entrepreneur!"
 * To player: "Way to go, (player's name)! You're my hero!"
 * Bowser Jr.: "Grr! As if one hero wasn't bad enough... Now I've got the TWO of you to deal with! ARGH! I'm gonna stomp you both!"
 * To player: "Nice work, (player's name)! But Luigi and I aren't going to give up quite yet!"
 * Luigi's response: "Right you are! The Mario Bros. are just getting warmed up!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I was getting kinda tired of waiting!"
 * To player: "Hey! Now I've got a chance to catch up with you, (player's name)!"
 * Once player is near bankrupt: "Oh, don't get all down in the dumps just 'cause you're broke, (player's name)! Turn that frown upside down!"
 * Near bankrupt: "C'mon, Mario don't give up! Hey, that was a nice little pep talk I just gave myself!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm in trouble, now that's for sure!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Ha ha! I'm so close to winning, I can practically taste it! Unless that's just some of yesterday's lunch stuck in my mustache..."
 * Approaching victory: "I did it! Now I just need to super jump my way over to the bank to collect my prize!)"
 * After male player approaches victory: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"
 * After female player approaches victory: "What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Mamma mia! Game over already!? I was just getting warmed up!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Oh no! Tell me the truth... It's game over for Mario, isn't it?"

Area-specific

 * "Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Wow! Check out Yoshi's Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)
 * "All right! I'm gonna roll this die right out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Yeah, sure. Big castle. Woooo. I'm totally impressed. Could use a few more flowers though…" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Hmph! If I'd known we were coming to such a lava-y place, I wouldn't have worn my nicest gown!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What's a girl gotta do around here to get her bearings? I'm all turned around and upside down!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "After I win, I'm headed over to Peach's Castle for a celebratory tea party. Who wants to join me?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Whoa! I've heard a lot of wild stories about this place. This is going to be a blast!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I bet Bowser seriously thinks this goofy castle is totally intimidating. As if!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "This place is falling apart! You want me to call my contractor? He'll fix everything up in a snap!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
 * "I hear they kidnap princesses around here… I guess Bowser's not the only guy who's into abducting royalty!" (Alefgard)
 * "I've always wanted to travel through space! This is gonna be the best game ever!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Sweet! Check out this gorgeous resort! I can't wait to take a dip in the ocean." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I totally want to scale up the side of that statue. What a challenge!" (The Colossus)
 * "I wanna see this flying train everyone keeps talking about. I must ride it. I simply must!" (The Observatory)
 * "I'm supposed to pick out a new trade here, huh? Let's see... Maybe I should be a professional athlete! Yeah!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To player: "So you're the famous (player's name)! I'm Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!"
 * "Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
 * "You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
 * "Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
 * "Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
 * "Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
 * "Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
 * "I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
 * "Winning is a matter of timing and luck. I don't have either, but I've never let that stop me before!"
 * "Eek! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was in another world!"
 * "Don't underestimate me, people! Just because I'm a princess doesn't mean I won't fight dirty!"
 * "If you give me a good number, little die, I'll promote you to court jester! I'm a princess - I can do that!"
 * "All right - this game is about to get seriously interesting! Check it out!"
 * "Who ever said princesses have to play fair? I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to win this game!"
 * "Do ya really think ya can win against me, (Player’s name)? That’s awfully presumptuous of ya!"
 * "I want to be in first place! I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!"
 * "Hey! You all paying? attention? ‘Cause I’m totally in first place here!"
 * "No no no! Why's everything going to dogs? I'm doing my best here!"
 * "Whoa! This game is brutal! If I'd known it was gonna be this tough. I woulda stayed home at my castle today!"
 * "Something's not right... It doesn't make any sense for me to be in last place! Let's try to turn this around!"
 * "Check it out, people! I'm about to show you how a REAL winner rolls!"
 * "Here goes nothing! C'mon, die - gimme an awesome roll!"
 * "Who in the world put such an expensive shop directly in my path? N-not that I'm scared of it or anything!"
 * "These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
 * "Hmm. I've got one suit, so that means I've got three more to go. Should be a breeze!"
 * "I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
 * "Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
 * "I can't believe the bank won't send someone to come and pick me up. What terrible service!"
 * "This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
 * "Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
 * "I'm off to a pretty good start in this district, wouldn't you say? I sure would!"
 * "Hmm... I've only got two shops in this district, but I definitely want more! More, more, MORE!"
 * "Sweet! Another shop in one of my favorite districts. Things are shaping up pretty well!"
 * "Looks like I'm destined to own a lot of property here. Who am I to say no to fate?"
 * "Anyone mind if I buy up ALL of the shops in this district? I'd hate to break up the set."
 * "Stay out of my way, folks. I'm gonna grab ALL the shops in this district! They're gonna all mine!"
 * "I’m starting to get a bit suspicious, (Player’s name)… Are you trying to dominate that district? You are!"
 * "Anyone have a problem with my buying a shop in this district? Too bad! I don’t care! Tee hee hee!"
 * "But...but that shop was supposed to be for me! Why would you go and buy it!?"
 * "Woo! Did everyone see what I did there? Yep, I dominated this whole district! Yippee!
 * "I've got a favor to ask, guys - leave all those empty shops for me, OK? I totally want to buy them!"
 * "It's only proper that the fairest princess of 'em all gets dibs on that last shop. Right? Who's with me?"
 * "Whoa! Who bought up all the shops? Here I was thinking I'd buy a few more!"
 * "Augh! No more shops left to buy? Guess I'll just have to take some of 'em! Ha ha ha!"
 * "Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
 * "Look at my little shop, all grown up now! I'm just bursting with pride!"
 * "What a waste! If only I had purchased some stock earlier... Oh, well. Lesson learned!"
 * "Oh well! Maybe I'll invest next time. I just really couldn't be bothered with it right now."
 * "Whoops! I totally forgot to invest. I need to get going on that one of these days..."
 * "I'd better hurry up and do some investing! I'd hate to have a shop bought out from under me."
 * "Do I really have to go all the way to the bank to purchase stock? How inconvenient!"
 * "Hmm.. I need some stock! Who wants the honor of buying me some? I’m waiting!"
 * After landing on the bank: "Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
 * "How kind of you! But I'd much rather prefer a bouquet of flowers to a bushel of cash!"
 * "I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
 * "It's a princess's prerogative whether to change her mind AND her direction!"
 * "I give this shop the Daisy stamp of approval! Now I bet you'll make a lot more money on it!"
 * "What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"
 * "Whoops! I totally didn't mean to add to your coffers. You're rich enough already!"
 * "Umm... How many coins is that again? Sorry, but I'm not used to making such small purchases!"
 * "Hold up! Why's it only more expensive for me? Are you anti-princess or something?"
 * "Aw! I totally thought I had enough money to buy this place. I must have a hole in my pocket or something..."
 * "It’s so sweet of you to invite me. I just love looking around other people’s shops."
 * "Let the stock prices fall as they may! It won't hurt me!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "So we're playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Your prices are absolutely ridiculous! Why don't you just take my crown while you're at it?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Lucky Daisy! I totally rule! Shop away to your hearts' content, everyone!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "I must refrain from shopping for a while. I don't want (player's name) to get any more money than he/she already has!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You land on that square and you get free money? Sounds like the perfect job for a princess like me!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Stupid die! Today is the absolutely WORST day for me to take a vacation!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It's about time (player's name) took the day off! I finally have a chance to visit one of his/her shops free of charge!"
 * After warping: "That's the coolest magic trick in the world! One second, I'm there; next second, I'm here! Ta-da!"
 * After player warps: "You're always running hither and thither across this board, (player's name)! You can't sit still, can you?"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Just taking a little breather, (player's name)? I bet the bank is nice and air-conditioned!"
 * "Ahhh! All rested up, and I didn't even lose any money by taking a day off. I gotta do that more often!"
 * "Hey, (Player’s name)! Why don’t you try coming to my shop when it’s actually OPEN?"
 * "Hey, buddy! Didn't you read the "Closed" sign on the door of my shop? I hate missing out on a big payday!"
 * "Stop dragging your feet, (Player's name)! This game is no fun when you're trailing so far behind!"
 * After buying someone out: "Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! It was worth it just to see the look on your face!"
 * After buying someone out: "Someone-I'm not saying who-was getting a bit aggressive around hare. I had to restore the order to the district!"
 * After buying someone out: "Hmph! Fine! Take my shop and leave me with a broken heart. I don't mind, not one bit!"
 * To player buying out her shop: "Such wanton cruelty, (Player’s name)! How can you justify your selfish actions!?"
 * To player buying out her shop: "Hmph! And I was in such a wonderful mood before you walked into my life, (player's name)!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Oh my! What a beautiful little... Um... Uh... What IS that thing anyway?"
 * After getting Healie: "Look at that cute little squishy thing! Will it sting me if I try to pet it?
 * After getting Lakitu: "Ugh! Who invited a party crasher in here? Oh, that's right, I did! Sorry, everyone!"
 * After getting a good Venture card: "I don't need all of this wonderful stock to win, but it sure will speed things up! Victory is imminent!"
 * After getting a good Venture card: "If all of the venture cards were sweet as that, this game would be a LOT easier! Hee hee!"
 * After getting a good Venture card: "Is this my special reward for being such an awesome princess? Makes sense to me!"
 * After player gets a good Venture card: "I'm not jealous of YOU, (player's name)… I'm just jealous of the venture card you picked! Wowzers!"
 * After player gets a good Venture card: "Why is it (player's name) always gets the good cards? It's patiently unfair!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture card: "That's not worth getting upset over (player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture card: "It's terrible to see bad things happening to good people like you, (player's name). Tee hee!"
 * After getting a bad Venture card: "Eek! I've been tricked! Who slipped this terrible card in here!?"
 * After getting a bad Venture card: "Isn't that typical? Charging me a big fee just ‘cause I'm a rich princess. Hmph!"
 * "Woo! It never hurts to have a little extra cash in your pocket!"
 * After Player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "Huh? What has (player's name) ever done to deserve a Suit Yourself card? I demand an answer!"
 * "Why, you just earned me a little bit of money, (player's name)! How charitable of you!"
 * "You can put all the defensive capital in the world into that shop, (player's name). If I want it, I'll buy it!"
 * "I'm finding that shop of yours less and less enticing as this game progresses, (player's name)…"
 * "I see I'm up against a real financial genius! Maybe you and I can trade stock tips, (player's name)…"
 * Accepting a trade deal: "How can I say no to such an offer? You got yourself a deal, sweetie!"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "I hate to say no, but... no. Absolutely not! No way!"
 * To player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
 * To player: "Yippee! You're my little good-luck charm, (player's name)! With you on my side, I can't lose!"
 * To player: "I'm so glad you earned that salary, (player's name). Now you have enough money to spend at my shops!"
 * To player: "Yippee! You're a tried-and-true friend, (player's name). I shan't forget your generosity."
 * To player: "I just want you to know that I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of you, (player's name). I'm not!"
 * To player: "I see you're quite a worthy adversary, (player's name). Too bad I'm still going to defeat you!"
 * To player: "If you win, (player's name), maybe I'll invite you on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Sarasaland!"
 * Luigi's response: "Wow, what a prize, (player's name)! I wish I was in your shoes!"
 * To player: "Yay! You got your salary, (player's name)! I guess that means you'll drop by my shop soon, right?"
 * Luigi's response: "Wow, Princess Daisy! You're good..."
 * To Peach: "Tee hee! Today we celebrate an important day: (player's name)'s promotionversary!"
 * Peach's response: "Really? A promotionversary? Is that an official holiday in Sarasaland?"
 * To player: "Wow, (player's name)! You're doing great! I'm totally inspired to make more money now!"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, really, Princess Daisy? Then I suppose I'll just have to earn more than the two of you combined!"
 * To Peach: "What? I can't believe that (player's name) has enough gold to cinch a win! I'm not ready to stop playing yet!"
 * Peach's response: "You and I both, Princess Daisy. This game is too much fun to stop now! We simply cannot let this happen!"
 * To player: "Nice move, (player's name)! This must be a special day for you - receiving your first promotion and all!"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Ook? Ookity? Oook? (What are you going to spend it on? Investments? Forced buyouts?)"
 * To player: "Hmph! I'm so disappointed to see you in last place, (player's name)! It's no fun at all!"
 * Luigi's response: "Hey, (player's name). Stop making Princess Daisy sad, won't you?"
 * To player: "Hold on, (player's name)! Don't you think it's a little early for winning? Let's play awhile longer!"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Ookity! Ook ook! (Yeah, what she said! I wanna keep playing!)"
 * To Peach: "Well, this isn't very exciting! How can we have any fun when (player's name) is in last place?"
 * Peach's response: "I know! It's boring for me too. Come on, (player's name)! What are you waiting for? Make your big move!"
 * To player when he or she makes at least 1000G due to stocks: "I can't believe my eyes! How in the world are you making so much money? It's just not fair! Not at all!"
 * Luigi's response: "Now, now, Princess Daisy. (player's name) is just doing what he's/she's good at. We can't get mad at him/her for that!"
 * To player: "Keep it together, (player's name)! If you quit, this will all have been a big waste of time! Where's the fun in that?"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Oookity ook! Ooook! (She's right, (Player's name)! You can't give up now!)"
 * Once Player is close to bankrupt: "It pains me to see you in such financial straits, (player's name)… But I'm afraid I can't help you!"
 * To player buying her shop: "Well, I never! That was MY shop, (player's name)! How could you betray me like that!?"
 * After player lands on her expensive shop: "Today is the first annual (player's name)-Bought-a-Ton-of-Stuff-at-My-Shoppiversary! Let's all celebrate! Tee hee!"
 * "Yippee! Thanks for the exorbitant payday, (player's name)! Are you trying to get on my good side? 'Cause it's working!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Well, well, well! I was just getting ready to leave. It's rude to keep a princess waiting, (player's name)! Tee hee!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I don't want to go bankrupt! Can my daddy put a little extra gold in my bank account?"
 * Near bankrupt: "Hey, I've got an idea! Let's start over! C'mon-who's with me?"
 * Near bankrupt: "Augh! Stop picking on me, stupid game! Cut me a little slack, would ya?"
 * (If any other player reaches target net worth like Jessica) "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
 * "Woo! No one's gonna stop me from here-Hey! What do you mean I don't have enough money now? Drat!"
 * "I’m terribly sorry, (Player’s name), but I don’t think ya’ll be winning today. It’s simply not in the cards!"
 * "Yippee! I've got (target amount of money), and it's time to go claim victory!"
 * "Don't act all surprised that I'm about to win the game, folks. I am Princess Daisy, after all!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Augh! Brutal, absolutely brutal. This is no way to treat a princess as sweet and lovely as me!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"

Area-specific

 * "Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
 * "It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Everyone knows Princess Peach is an ace pitcher. Watch as I throw this die with astounding precision!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Well, it's certainly no Peach Castle, but it's not without its charms…" (Castle Trodain)
 * "What a delightful little island! It's no wonder Yoshi loves it so!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I bet my floating parasol would come in handy here. Jump, jump! Tee hee!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Oh dear! Why are we playing in Bowser's Castle? There are all sorts of tricks and traps here!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "I don't believe for a second in this legendary hero. If he DID exist, he'd be rescuing me right now!" (Alefgard)
 * "That statue is certainly imposing. Maybe they should soften it up with a little lip gloss..." (The Colossus)
 * "This place looks like an adventure waiting to happen!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Ahhh! What a lovely little island. Peaceful and serene, just like the Mushroom Kingdom!" (Slimenia)
 * "What an oddly shaped planet! I hope I don't get all turned around." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Yuck! The last time I was here, I got kidnapped AND the town got trashed! Let's all play nice this time, OK?" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I can't wait to see this flying train! All aboooard!" (The Observatory)
 * "Finally, my chance to see the galaxy! You know, since I was all busy being kidnapped last time I was here..." (Starship Mario)
 * "I'm going to double-dash my way to victory! Good luck keeping up with me! Tee hee!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Is this where people switch vocations? How quaint! I'd change my job if I had one!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To male player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to bow, (player's name)!"
 * To female player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to curtsy, (player's name)!"
 * "Dream on! I'm never giving up first place!"
 * "I need a little more breathing room between myself and second place! Time to earn some serious gold!"
 * "Yeah! It's my turn!"
 * "Like a game of cat-and-mouse...but with shops! How fun!"
 * "Hmm... Interesting move. Perhaps I should follow your example..."
 * "It's just one exciting adventure after another with this game!"
 * "No one told me there would be THIS much walking. I should've worn my pink sneakers!"
 * "Why must I always walk? Can't I just float across the board with my parasol?"
 * "How odd! This die doesn't seem to be following my orders. What good is a die if it won't follow orders!?"
 * "I refuse to let a bad roll of the die bring me down. No matter the number, I won't let myself get discouraged!"
 * "Be a good die, and maybe I'll make you a knight!"
 * "Someone get this die a Super Mushroom! I want to roll a powerful number!"
 * "This game is shaping up to be a real challenge! I may need to turn to Toadsworth for financial advice..."
 * "I've got a good feeling about this!"
 * "This die is gigantic! It's bigger than my head!"
 * "High pressure! Just take a deep breath and roll, Peach..."
 * "Business is going to be booming! I can FEEL it!"
 * "Did you know you can buy just about any shop if you simply pay five times its worth? That's useful information!"
 * "I see an expensive shop up ahead! If only I had my parasol...then I could float right past it!"
 * "Oooh! I spot a switch square in the distance. If I step on it, maybe a bunch of coins will appear!"
 * "One more bad roll and it's straight to the dungeon with you, little die!"
 * "How did I end up in last place? Why, this isn't like me at all!"
 * "This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move - and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
 * "An ordinary girl might give up at a time like this. But I'm a princess, and princesses never surrender!"
 * "This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move-and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
 * "Do you expect ME to pay at your checkpoint, (player's name)? Princesses never carry cash!"
 * "A checkpoint is just what I need to make some quick cash!"
 * "This checkpoint is official property of the Mushroom Kingdom. Do NOT graffiti the walls!"
 * "I'll never be able to collect my bonus with just one suit. No, I must go out and gather the rest!"
 * "Tee hee! Hearts and diamonds are the suits that suit me best!"
 * "I thought gathering these suits would be a challenge, but they're practically jumping into my arms!"
 * "Whew! I've already collected three suits. I don't suppose the last one wants to meet at the bank, huh?"
 * "I've gathered all of the necessary suits. Can I send Toadsworth to the bank for me?"
 * "Hmmm... What to do with the money I'll receive with my next promotion? Maybe I should donate it to charity!"
 * "Hmm? You give out suits? What a friendly little fellow you are!" (After drawing Heal Slime card)
 * "I won't be satisfied until this entire district belongs to me!"
 * "This district is perfect for me. I need to buy more shops here!"
 * "This district and I are obviously kindred spirits. I simply must have more shops here!"
 * "I've come this far... I might as well buy up the entire district!"
 * "Three shops in one district? Why, I've surprised even myself!"
 * "How distressing! You KNEW that was my favorite district, (Player’s name)!"
 * "Yippee! Consider this district dominated!"
 * "No one is ever going to kidnap this shop! I'll make certain of that!"
 * "Oooh! I get to play shopkeeper now. Welcome, valued customers! Take a look around!"
 * "Might I offer a suggestion, (player's name)? Roll that die as hard as you can!"
 * "This shop is absolutely precious, (player's name). I wish I could buy it up right now!"
 * "Am I supposed to be intimidated by these prices? They're laughable! Tee hee!"
 * "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (player's name)!"
 * "Is that all I earned? Just a few gold coins? How...disappointing."
 * "I bet Mario would love this shop! Oh, I hope he visits soon!"
 * "I've purchased two shops in this district. That means I'm entitled to the others, right?"
 * "I like to stick up for the underdog. That's why I'm doing my shopping here today!"
 * "Ha! This shop is so cheap it's barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
 * "Hurry up and shop, everyone! It's my lucky day!" (after landing on a Boon square)
 * "Why, this shop belongs to the person in first place! I shouldn't have stopped here!"
 * "Who knew playing the stock market could be so much fun? Yippee!"
 * "I'll bake a delicious cake for the first person who drives up the price of this stock!"
 * "I have stock. Now all I have to do is land on a shop I actually OWN!"
 * "A little investment never hurt anyone...I think!"
 * "Would you look at that... I wasn't expecting such fast results!"
 * "Perhaps I'll invest once I get myself some stock... I'd better put that on my to-do list!"
 * "I'm having too much fun buying shops to even THINK about investing in them!"
 * "You must think everyone is drooling over that shop of yours, (player's name). We're not!"
 * "I'm suddenly inspired to earn more money. You're quite a muse, (player's name)!"
 * "You're quite adept at insider trading, (player's name). Should I be concerned?"
 * "Finally, a store fit for a princess! I'll certainly shop there, (player's name)!"
 * "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (player's name)!"
 * "Your actions have consequences, (player's name)! I lost money on that transaction!"
 * "You're willing to pay extra just to shop at my store, (player's name)? How flattering!"
 * "Oh, silly (player's name)! Stop trying to catch up to me. I'll never give up first place!"
 * "What just happened? Last time I looked, the prices here were much more reasonable!"
 * "Are you comfortable in first place, (player's name)? Perhaps it's a rank better suited to loyalty..."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "All I have to do is wait here patiently, and the gold will come to me!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You're rich enough already, (player's name)! Perhaps I'll rein in my spending for now..."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "I wish I had your Midas touch, (player's name)! For a princess, I have such bad luck..."
 * Accepting a trade: "You've got a deal!"
 * "Tee hee! You big joker! Everyone knows my shop is worth MUCH than that!
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I suppose I can use this time off to work on my customer-service skills..."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Why can't I schedule my OWN days off?"
 * "You're not playing fair, (player's name). Why would you visit my shop on my day off? You...you meanie!"
 * "My beauty sleep did wonders! I feel so refreshed!"
 * "Tsk-tsk! You should know better than to visit someone's shop on their day off. For shame!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Sweet dreams, (player's name)... Tee hee! Now's my chance to trounce him/her!"
 * "Thank goodness I'm here on free invitation. Sometimes I just prefer to window-shop!"
 * After warping: "Who do I talk to about getting one of those installed in my castle? It sure beats walking up all those stairs!"
 * After player warps: "Look at how you zip around, (player's name)! That's the only way to travel!"
 * After player warps: "You certainly know your way around this board, (player's name)!"
 * After landing on the bank: "YAWN! Standing in line at the bank is so boring!"
 * After player lands on bank: "I bet you have a nest egg stashed away at the bank, (player's name). You're so clever!"
 * After building a circus tent: "My circus is the only place where you can see a Toad shot out of a cannon! It'll be a magnificent show!"
 * After building a balloonport: "A hot-air balloon can carry me a lot farther than a parasol!"
 * After having a balloonport bought out: "Nooo! My balloon! You're such a party pooper, (player's name) - just like Toadsworth!"
 * After having her Tax Office bought out: "Hmph! Do what you will with my tax office, (player's name). I'm done with it anyway!"
 * After having her Home bought out: "You've stolen my vacation home, (player's name)! No more cake for you! Ever!"
 * After building an estate agency: "I wonder if this estate agency can help me buy my next castle..."
 * After player builds a balloonport: "I bet you can fly higher with a balloon than Mario ever could with a cape, (player's name)!"
 * After getting a good venture card: "That was MUCH more efficient than paying to invest!"
 * After getting a good venture card: "I certainly have a knack for choosing the best cards!"
 * After getting a good venture card: "Whew! That venture card just saved me a trip to the bank!"
 * After player gets a good venture card: "A seven-percent rise in shop value? That mushroom is very unusual, (player's name)!"
 * After player gets a good venture card: "What a lucky break, (player's name)! You certainly deserve it."
 * After getting a bad venture card: "What's happening? Did someone sprinkle shrinking powder on my shop?"
 * "The selection of available shops has certainly dwindled!"
 * "Perhaps I should have purchased more shops when I had the chance. There's barely anything left now!"
 * "My chance at more shops has suddenly gone up in smoke! Unless I force a buyout, of course..."
 * "All sold out? Someone should have saved a shop for me!"
 * "This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"
 * "Ooh! Changing directions, (player's name)? That's a tough call. Follow your heart!"
 * "This die isn't working properly! Someone fetch me a new one!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * "I don't want to seem ungrateful, but can't someone just give me FOUR of these Suit Yourself cards?"
 * "Is that it? Hmph. I thought I'd be getting more!"
 * "Did everyone see what just happened? That sweet gal/fella (player's name) made me rich!"
 * "But I don't want to pay! Can't I put this card back and draw another?"
 * After player gets a promotion: "You deserve a little fanfare with that promotion, (player's name)! Da-da-da-dum dee-dee-dum!"
 * After buying someone out: "Whew! It cost me dearly, but I really, really wanted that shop!"
 * After buying someone out: "It's not right, keeping the whole district to yourself! You need to learn how to share!"
 * After buying someone out: "I'd never forgive myself it I let you dominate this district without a fight!"
 * To player buying her shop: "I'm sure you didn't mean to steal MY shop, (player's name). You can give it back anytime!"
 * To player buying her shop: "Apparently you've been taking cruelty lessons from Bowser, (player's name). Hmph!"
 * To player: "Three shops in one district, (player's name)? Your loyalty is unwavering!"
 * To player: "I wish you the best of luck, (player's name)! Take heart-you won't be in last place forever!"
 * To player: "Why did you buy stock on my district, (player's name)? Do you plan to sabotage me?"
 * Peach to Player: Don't think I'll go easy on you, (player's name)! I plan on winning today!"
 * Daisy's response: "No way! I'm going to win this time! I mean, that goes without saying, right?"
 * To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
 * Mario to Player: Congrats, (player's name)! You're a real hero, what with that promotion and all!"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, so you're a hero now? Perhaps I'll call on you next time I get kidnapped!"
 * To Mario: "Hmph! Why does (player's name) have all the luck? Mario! I order you to go out and gather me some gold coins!"
 * Mario's response: "Sure thing, Princess Peach! But, umm..how?"
 * (If the player's character is male) "I can't believe (player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
 * Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
 * (If the player's character is female) "Bowser! Something must be done to stop (player's name) from winning! I order you to kidnap her!"
 * Bowser's response: "Done and done, Princess Peach. I was already planning on it! Hey, (player's name)! Wait up! I've gotta kidnap you!"
 * To Toad: "Toad, prepare a celebration - (player's name) received a promotion!"
 * Toad's response: "Oh my! We'll need a pyrotechnic display! But where am I going to get fireworks at THIS hour?"
 * To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I know the perfect place for you to spend your salary - at my shop!"
 * Birdo's response: "You don't beat around the bush, do you, Peach? Hmph! A little pushy for my taste!"
 * To female player: Are you letting me win, (player's name)? That's sweet, but this game would be fun if you gave me a challenge!
 * Birdo's response: "Oh, puh-lease! Don't listen to her, (player's name)! I know you're doing your best!"
 * To player: "Don't worry, (player's name). It's not your fault when you're in last place. I blame Bowser!"
 * Bowser's response: "Sure, sure. Why, it's MY fault when you've got bad business, Princess Peach! Bwah hah!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I've been so bored without you to keep me company."
 * Near bankrupt: "I simply can't go bankrupt! I'd never be able to live it down!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Pull it together, Princess. Times like these call for bravery and courage... Mario, save me!!"
 * Near bankrupt: "A princess going bankrupt? Why, that's unheard of!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Sorry to leave you all in the dust, but I have (target amount of money). Time to go win this game!"
 * Approaching victory: "Another victory for Peach! This game has gone exactly according to plan!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"
 * Going bankrupt: "There must be a mistake! Princesses can't go bankrupt! It's a royal decree or something!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again!"

Area-specific

 * "Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Whew! This place looks friendly enough. I actually think it's smiling at me!" (Slimenia)
 * "B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
 * "I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastical ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Home sweet home. This is my favorite castle in the world! Don't you think it's peachy keen? Ha ha ha!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "Who built this amazing castle? Whoever she is, I need to hire her as my new constructor!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Eep! This place gives me the heebie-jeebies! Let's get out of here as quick as we can!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Wah-hah! If I look down, I'm going to start crying! Who thought this would be a fun place to play?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Huh? HUH!? This place is kinda topsy-turvy. Hope I don't get lost!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid I can't change jobs. I'm already very busy attending to Princess Peach!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "This place fills me with such conflicting emotions! But how can I resist that catchy music?" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Whoa! Alefgard! I want to meet the legendary dragon warrior Erdrick! But I forgot my camera! Wah-hah!" (Alefgard)
 * "This ship looks just like Mario! Not sure they got the nose quite right, though…" (Starship Mario)
 * "All the islanders seem happy and full of energy! The Shine Sprites have been doing their job." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I'm going to build a giant likeness of Princess Peach once I return to the Mushroom Kingdom!" (The Colossus)
 * "I'm...I'm not afraid of gh-ghosts! I just prefer non-haunted ships." (Ghost Ship)
 * "Remember, everybody: safety first! Make sure you buckle up!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Princess Peach's castle is pretty amazing, but THIS one... I mean, it can fly!!" (The Observatory)

General

 * To player: "Nice to see you (player's name)! If there's anything you need, just let me know!"
 * "All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
 * "What number is it going to be!? I can barely stand the drama!"
 * "OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! It's my turn! I get to roll the die!"
 * "I've got a good feeling about this game… It's Toad's time to shine!"
 * "It's Toad's turn!"
 * "OK, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Hope I roll it!"
 * "Hmm... I never seem to land on any of my own shops. I bet Bowser cursed that die!"
 * "For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Wah-hah! The shop of my dreams is right over there! I need to formulate a plan..."
 * "Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…"
 * "Everyone's having fun, right? Games are so much better when all of the participants are enjoying themselves."
 * "Each roll of the die offers a new and exciting adventure!"
 * "Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
 * "Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
 * "I've only got one suit so far, but I'm not in a rush. You've got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!"
 * "How's everybody doing? I've got two suits, you know. That's a lot!"
 * "One suit to go! Happy hunting to the rest of you!"
 * "I've got all four suits! If only the bank was nearby..."
 * "I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I'll be able to better defend Princess Peach!"
 * "I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
 * "Oooh! It's almost promotion time! What should I buy first?"
 * "I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!"
 * "I'd like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!"
 * "That's a scary-looking shop up ahead... What if I land there and no one comes to rescue me?"
 * "I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm..."
 * "Hooray! I have two shops in this district now. Not bad for a Toad!"
 * "Yippee! That's my second shop in this district. Maybe one day I'll have THREE shops here! Dare I dream?"
 * "Can you believe it? I just purchased my second shop in this district! That's cause for celebration!"
 * "That makes three for me! This place is starting to look like the Mushroom District!"
 * "I suppose I should be satisfied with three shops in a district...but I want more! More! MORE!"
 * "WAH-HAH! I've dominated the entire district! I have so many people to thank..."
 * "You sure taught that district who's boss, (player's name)!"
 * "I'd be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!"
 * "Look at how much my shop has grown! I-I couldn’t have done it without you all. Thank you! Thank you!"
 * "Look at what you've done to that shop! What's your secret to success, (player's name)? I need to know!"
 * "What should I do!? What should I do!? I don't need this shop! Someone take it!"
 * "Ah! Pure bliss! I hope one day you all experience the happiness I'm feeling right now!"
 * "I probably should have invested in my shop...but I'm going to wait until I have some stock!"
 * "I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
 * "Why, I don't mind shopping here at all. Your prices are so very reasonable! Mind if I drop by again sometime?"
 * "OH NO! OH NO! I don't have enough money! This is definitely cause for alarm!"
 * "I'm only shopping here because the owner is in last place. When times are tough, we've gotta help each other out!"
 * "I must admit I'm disappointed. You knew very well that I wanted that district to myself, (player's name)!"
 * "Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
 * "OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
 * "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
 * "Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
 * "A flat-rate sale? That means I can shop till I drop!"
 * "I simply must to improve my game! If I lose today, Toadsworth will never let me hear the end of it."
 * "You can be honest with me... I'm gonna to lose aren't I?"
 * "I don't want to seem pessimistic, but...I'm totally going to lose, aren't I?"
 * "What do you recommend for a first-time stock buyer? I know nothing about the market!"
 * "I've got a decent nest egg built up here. Maybe it's time for me to buy some stock!"
 * Agreeing to sell a shop: "Thank you! Take good care of that shop, won't you? We’ve been through a lot together!"
 * To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
 * To player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
 * To player: "There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (player's name), you'll have to pay dearly!"
 * To player: "You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
 * To player: "Thanks for lining my pockets with gold, (player's name). I owe you one!"
 * To player: "Don't you realize your actions affect other players, (player's name)? You must try to be considerate!"
 * To player: "You're just a few gold coins away from first place, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Don't let that bring you down (player's name). You still have time for a comeback!"
 * To player: "This game can get confusing, (player's name). But don't worry-I'm here to help!"
 * To player: "There's just no stopping you, (player's name)!"
 * "This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
 * "What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
 * "After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
 * "I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
 * "The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
 * "All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
 * "Oops! Was I not supposed to buy that shop? Please don't be mad at me!"
 * "If you buy 10 or more stocks in one turn the stock price goes up! How brilliant!"
 * "I'm intimidated by the thought of purchasing stock. It seems like such a grown-up thing to do!"
 * "What good is it to have all of this stock if I can't invest in my shop?"
 * "Wah-hah! What's wrong with this silly die? It feels funny in my hands!"
 * "Prices sure are cheap today! I know a Goomba or two who'd love to shop here!"
 * "This shop is lovely! I would expect nothing less from the person in first place!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Perhaps I'll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan..."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "If you need anything, I'd be happy to come in and work on my day off!"
 * "I wish you hadn't stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don't want to be known for poor customer service!"
 * After warping: "That's the only way to travel!"
 * After warping: "Wah-hah! My head is spinning! Remind me to walk next time."
 * After Player warps: "Wah-hah! I had a sneaking suspicion that's where you'd want to go, (player's name)!"
 * After Player warps: "Excellent warping abilities, (player's name)! You never cease to amaze me."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "I want to put this money to good use. Maybe I should build a playground in my favorite district!"
 * After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That was a stroke of luck, (Player’s name). I’d like to own plenty of stocks myself."
 * After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That's one of the best venture cards in the lot, (player's name)! How did you manage to find it?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "What an unexpected treat! A promotion, right out of the blue!"
 * To player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
 * To player: "That's a wise move, (player's name). No one will dare touch that shop of yours!"
 * To player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (player's name), so don't squander it!"
 * "You're snapping up shops left and right, (player's name)! Maybe it's time for you to take a breather and let the rest of us buy some property..."
 * "I wish I was as skilled in the stock market as you are, (player's name). You have a unique talent for making money!"
 * "I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "Oooh! You landed right on the bank, (player's name)! That means you'll have good luck!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Thank you, die! This is exactly where I wanted to land."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I wish I could share my luck and good fortune with the rest of you!"
 * After the player lands on a Boon square: "I hope landing there puts a big smile on your face, (player's name)!"
 * After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
 * After getting bought out: "I hope that shop is worth our friendship, (player's name)!"
 * To player buying his shop: "Why would ya do that to me, (player's name)? Did I do somethin' to make ya angry?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "I wouldn't wish this venture card on my worst enemy!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "I kn-know I sh-shouldn’t c-cry over something like this, but I’m f-finding it difficult to c-control my emotions right now!"
 * After Player gets a bad Venture Card: "What a cruel card venture card, (player's name)! But you mustn't let it discourage you. You can bounce back!"
 * To player after losing money due to a venture card: "Don't feel too bad, (player's name). I'm sure you'll pick an excellent venture card next time!"
 * After getting a Venture Card that allows him to move in any direction: "I'm not sure if it's in my best interest to change directions right now... Oh! What to do?"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Oh! Please come visit my shop, little Gumdrops. I'll leave some milk and cookies for you by the door!"
 * After getting Healie: "Boy, oh boy! Could you give me a suit too, Healie?"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Please don't close my shops, Lakitu! I need to earn some money!"
 * "I'm almost in first place? Someone pinch me! This must be a delicious dream!"
 * "Reaching first place would be quite an achievement! Perhaps this next roll of the die will set the wheels in motion..."
 * "Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
 * "Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
 * "Last place by a smidgen! I would sigh, but sighing only makes me sadder."
 * "It's lonely in last place."
 * "What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where's Mario when you need him?"
 * After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"
 * Toad to player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! Receiving that promotion must do wonders for your self confidence!"
 * Mario's response: "Ha ha! Yep, I bet you feel pretty fantastic right about now, (player's name)! And so you should!"
 * To player: "Hey, (player's name), you should take it easy on Princess Peach today... I bet she'd really like to win!"
 * Peach's response: "Don't hold back on my account, (player's name)! I love a good challenge!"
 * To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! We should throw you a party to celebrate!"
 * Jessica's response: "Ooh, that's a nice idea! Maybe I should make some tea to bring along..."
 * To player: "I'm impressed with your business acumen, (player's name)! I wish I was more like you...
 * Mario's response: "You can be, Toad! Just keep up the hard work!"
 * To player: "Don't give up, (player's name)! We're all rooting for you! Even Jessica!"
 * Jessica's response: "I am? Fair enough. Try a little harder, OK, (player's name)?"
 * To Mario: "Oh no! It looks like (player's name) is going to win! How in the world did we let this happen?"
 * Mario's response: "You're unbelievable, (player's name)! None of us even saw this coming!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I missed you SO much!"
 * Near bankrupt: "If I lose, I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again! That's a fate of worse than death!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Don't worry about me, everyone. I'm p-perfectly fine. We can't all win right?"
 * Near bankrupt: "Wh-who cares if I'm about to l-lose? I'm n-not...c-crying!"
 * Approaching victory: "I hope no one reminds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard toward victory!."
 * After player approaches victory: "You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"
 * When both Toad and the player have the required net worth to win: "Let's see who can get to the goal first, (player's name)!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I don't think I'm e-emotionally c-capable of handling such a d-d-defeat!"
 * Going bankrupt: "My dreams of fame and fortune have just flown out the window like a Koopa Paratroopa!"

Area-specific

 * "Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Whee hee hee! How does this hulking piece of junk even manage to fly? It needs to be more aerodynamic!" (Starship Mario)
 * "This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "No one can touch me on the baseball diamond. But today I'll just be throwing die instead of fastballs!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Yeeowch! It's hot as a furnace in here! What are you people thinking playing in a place like this!?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "If we were really racing karts, you'd all be eating my dust by now! Whee hee, hee!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Whose bright idea was it to play on this topsy-turvy thingamajig? Get me outta here!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Is that supposed to be some kind of castle!? Whee hee! I didn't know they could build ‘em so puny and pathetic." (Peach's Castle)
 * "One Yoshi is bad enough, but now there are a bunch of 'em! Hmm… I bet they're up to something!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "If it's a legendary hero you want, look no further! I'm standing right here! Whee hee hee!" (Alefgard)
 * "Mario and Luigi are always yapping about how amazing this place is… Meh! I'm not impressed." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "A career change, you say?" Maybe I'll become a superstar... Oh, wait! I already AM a superstar!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "This castle is big, bulky, and has no sense of style whatsoever – just what I'd expect from Bowser!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Yuck! I think I just stepped on a slime. This place is infested with them." (Slimenia)
 * "Drat! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder! Go sit down, ya big galoot!" (The Colossus)
 * "I wanna get my hands on that flying train I've heard so much about! That's the only way to travel!" (The Observatory)
 * "Underground ruins, hmm? Whee hee hee! The perfect place for a shady character like myself!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)

General

 * To player: "Who's tough enough to take down Waluigi? I'll give you a run for your money!"
 * "Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
 * After riding Magmalice: "Thanks for the ride, Magmalice! What are you waiting for, a tip or something?"
 * "Think you can beat me? Think again!"
 * When Waluigi buys a shop in a district the player/AI has 3 in: "You wanted to dominate this district, right? Well, sorry, sucker! Not if I have anything to say about it!"
 * "Beating you guys is gonna be easy. I bet I'm not even gonna break a sweat!"
 * "Roll me a bad number, and I'll fill in your pips with cement!"
 * "Whee hee hee! Watch the master at work!"
 * "Whee hee hee! Things are going exactly according to plan!"
 * "Who dares challenge the great Waluigi?"
 * "Hah! You think cheap tricks like that are gonna help you win? Doubtful!"
 * "You don't mind if I shake you up, do ya, die?"
 * "Someone better take notes, 'cause I'm about to make history!"
 * "Listen up, die: you'd better give me the number I want, or else!"
 * "It's about time you handed over the die!"
 * "Victory will be mine! Didja hear me? Then lemme say it again: VICTORY WILL BE MINE!"
 * "Hush up, losers! I'm in the spotlight now!"
 * "I'm gonna be a billionaire by the end of this game - just you wait!"
 * "Why didn't anyone tell me it was my turn!?"
 * "Knock me down all you want losers! No one's gonna stop me from winning this game!"
 * "If I lose this game, things are gonna get real ugly real quick!"
 * "Whee hee hee! No shop is safe from the likes of Waluigi!"
 * "First place is for winners! Time to hand over the reins, loser! Whee hee hee!"
 * "We can do this the easy way or the hard way. But either way, you're gonna hand over first place!"
 * "No one's gonna steal first place from me! It's mine, all mine!"
 * When in last place: "I love being in last place! It just means I've got nothing to lose! Whee hee hee!"
 * When in last place: "You're all conspiring to keep me in last place! I'm going to file a grievance with... Well, with someone!"
 * "Knock it off, (player's name)! That stock is meant for ME and ME alone!"
 * "Whee hee! There's no stopping me now! Catch me if you can, suckers!"
 * "Hmm... Maybe it's time for me to start investing. Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
 * "GRR! I need to land on one of my shops. This stock is going to waste!"
 * "I need to buy stock, but which one should I pick? They all look good!"
 * "Next time, I'm gonna pay someone to gather these stupid suits FOR me!"
 * After collecting two suits: "I still need two suits!? ARGH! No one told me there'd be this much walking!"
 * After collecting three suits: "Can't I just get my big payday with only three suits? I don't even know where that last one is!"
 * When close to the bank: "Oooh! I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the bank!"
 * When close to the bank: "ARGH! Someone better move that bank a little closer to me!"
 * After buying a shop in a district: "This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
 * After buying a shop in a district: "See all these shops around here? They're all gonna be mine one day, so stop drooling over them!"
 * After buying a shop: "What? Are you all waiting for a grand-opening party or something? Get shopping!"
 * After buying a shop: "If you want my autograph, you'd better start lining up right here! It's free with purchase!"
 * After buying a shop: "Why waste your valuable time at those OTHER shops? Buy your goods here at Waluigi's place!"
 * "Whee hee hee! Outta my way, you rubes! I'm headed for total domination!"
 * "Anyone mind if I go ahead and dominate this district? Speak now or keep quiet for the rest of the game!"
 * After buying out a shop in a dominated district: "There’s no way I’m gonna let you dominate this district, (Player’s name)! Huh? You already have?!"
 * After getting a dominated district: "Whee hee hee! Domination! Total domination! Welcome to the wonderful world of Waluigi, folks!"
 * After a stock increase in a district he has stock in: "I never thought I'd say this, but I'm making TOO much money! It's absolutely absurd!"
 * After declining the offer to spruce things up: "I'm in no rush to invest. There'll be time enough later!"
 * After declining the offer to spruce things up: "What's the point in investing when I don't own any stock?"
 * To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
 * From Wario: "Huh? Who's this (player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name!"
 * To male player: "Think you can beat me, (player's name)? You're a funny guy! Hee hee, heh heh!"
 * After the player buys shop: "I never would've noticed that shop of yours, (player's name)...but it's on my radar now!"
 * After buying stock: "This stock's my ticket to getting rich quick. All I need now is for SOMEONE to INVEST in that DISTRICT!"
 * When the player is in First Place: "Enjoy your success while you can, (player's name)! It's not gonna last long!"
 * After the player makes the stock price increase in a district that Waluigi has stock in: "Why are being so nice, (player's name)? Stop luring me into a false sense of security!"
 * After not being able to buy out a shop: "Drat! I thought I had enough money to buy this place, but it looks like someone's been picking my pockets!"
 * After the player makes the stock price go down in a district Waluigi has stock in: "How dare you drive down that stock price, (player's name)! I'm gonna sue you for fraud...or something!!"
 * After investing in a shop: "Grow, you gorgeous little shop! Grow until you reach the clouds!"
 * After landing Waluigi's shop with a 30% price increase: "Whee hee hee! High culture AND high prices-that's what you get when you shop at Waluigi's!"
 * "Hee hee! Keep it coming! I don't mind getting rich a little at a time!"
 * "Thanks for the cash, suckers! Anyone need a receipt?"
 * Accepting a trade deal: "Hee hee hee! That's a pretty juicy deal! I've to say I never expected it from you!"
 * Declining a 1G sale deal: "No way! I can tell by the look that you want it too much!"
 * After the player buys the last shop in a district Waluigi had 3 in: "Hey! I'm the only allowed to buy shops in that district! Gimme that shop right NOW!"
 * When there is two or less empty shops left: "Mine! Mine! Any shop left is mine!"
 * When there is two or less empty shops left: "You guys can go ahead and fight over the last of the shops. I'm just gonna steal 'em all from you later anyway!"
 * When there is no shops left: "All the shops are gone, eh? Time for me to start terrifying you all with forced buyouts!"
 * When there is no shops left: "No more shops for sale? Good! Time for me to start stealing 'em! It's more fun that way!"
 * After landing on a shop from the player/AI in first place: "Drat! This shop belongs to the person in first place, doesn't it? Give me back my gold!"
 * After landing on a shop from the player/AI in last place: "Eww! This shop belongs to the person in last place! Hope I don't catch any bad luck!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Nyahhh! I hate this game! You're all cheating! I want to go home!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What is this, some kind of shakedown? You're messing with the wrong guy!"
 * "A free invitation, eh? Hoping a little ol' Waluigi charm is gonna rub off on ya?"
 * "What kind of sale is this where you charge people MORE than usual? What a terrible business plan!"
 * "What do you expect me to do with this chump change, buy a stick of gum?"
 * After getting a good venture card: "Whee hee hee! Free stock! Better put this to good use!"
 * After getting a good venture card: "FINALLY! A reason to celebrate! All my shops just expanded! Wheeee!"
 * After getting a good venture card: "I'm gonna use this bonus money to steal every single shop on this board! Nyah hah hah!"
 * After getting a good venture card: "Anyone need an interest-loan? Well, don't look at me! This money is all MINE!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "I was gonna bribe someone for this exact venture card! Nyah hah hah! Lucky Waluigi!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Your shops are ripe stealing now (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "I think (player's name) is stacking that deck. He/She's getting ALL the good cards!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "There's no WAY I'm gonna pay-HEY! You can't just take my money away from me like that!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Whoa! Hold on just a minute! My hand slipped! You gotta let me pick a different card!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Kiss your money good-bye, (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Whee hee hee! All of (player's name)'s just got cheaper! Which ones shall I steal...?"
 * After landing on the bank: "How come no one's lined up outside the bank to get my autograph? Don't they know who I am!?"
 * After building a balloonport: "All the better to look down on you, suckers! Nyah hah hah!"
 * After building an estate agency: "My time is too precious to waste it traipsing around this board buying up shops one by one!"
 * After player builds a balloonport: "You're just going to use that hot-air balloon to look down on us, (player's name)!"
 * After player builds an estate agency: "Buying shops is the easiest thing in the world, (player's name)! But YOU need an estate agency... Sheesh!"
 * After landing on a Boom square: "Lemme get this straight. All I have to do is stand on this square and watch the money roll in? Nice!"
 * After player lands on Boom square: "Heh heh! You're not going to get far in this world on luck alone, (player's name)!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Stop, shop, and roll, everybody! Especially the first two! And at expensive places!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Enjoy that lucky feeling while you can (player's name). It's not gonna last very long!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Drat! I thought this was one of those boon squares. Now I'm gonna LOSE money!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh! I'll just sit back and relax while you all work your fingers to the bone!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh heh! Poor (player's name) is all tuckered out. Have a nice nap!"
 * After no one lands on Waluigi's shop(s) when they are closed: "I'm surprised none of you rubes visited my shops while they were closed!"
 * After someone lands on Waluigi's shop(s) when they are closed: "Thank you SO much for visiting my shop on my day off! That was sarcasm, in case you didn't know..."
 * After landing on someone else’s closed shop: "Looks like I got here in the nick of time! This store is a lot nicer closed than it's open!"
 * After warping: "Which way shall I go to wreck the most havoc? Heh heh heh..."
 * After warping: "Check out my super-duper Waluigi jump! And for the record, it's WAY higher than Luigi's!"
 * After the player warps: "Ack! He/she cheated. He/she just flew across the board!"
 * "What's wrong with this thing!? You'd better do what I tell you to, die!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * After landing on a cheap shop: "Are you kidding me? How do you manage to stay in business with such a cheap shop!?"
 * After landing on a cheap shop: "Aren't you embarrassed to have such a puny shop? I certainly would be!"
 * After buying someone out: "Aw, did I make you mad? Doesn't feel very nice to have your precious shop snatched away from you, does it? Nyah hah!"
 * After buying someone out: "Your shops will never be safe as long as Waluigi is on the loose!"
 * After buying someone out: "Don't mind me. I'm just stealing your shop! Whee hee hee! Nyah hah hah!"
 * To player buying his shop: "How dare you! You just crossed the wrong guy, (player's name)!"
 * To player buying his shop: "You've ruined my plans for world domination, (player's name)! I won't let you get away with that!"
 * "Now you've done it! Now I'm mad! Prepare to feel my wrath, (player's name)!"
 * To player buying his Department Store: "Blast it all, (player's name)! How could you buy that shop out of me? It was my golden goose!"
 * To player buying his balloonport: "Careful with that hot-air balloon, (player's name)! Those things are so easy to sabotage..."
 * To player buying his home: "Wait, (player's name)! I just finished painting the kitchen purple!"
 * When Waluigi lands on an expensive shop: "You want me to pay? Fine, I'll pay! Take your money, and run you weasel!"
 * When Waluigi lands on an expensive shop: "You've got some nerve building an expensive shop right here where I was exactly going to land! Nyah!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "You'd better hightail it over to my shop, you goofy-looking monster, before I drag you there myself!"
 * After getting Healie: "Stop trying to show off, you little squish! I'm the head honcho around here!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "ARGH! Lakitu you little weasel! Get down off your high horse-er, I mean your high cloud!"
 * After landing his home: "Get your lazy behinds over here, everyone! It's time to sing the praises to the great Waluigi!"
 * After the player lands on (one of) Waluigi's expensive shop(s): "You are TOO generous, (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
 * After the player lands on (one of) Waluigi's expensive shop(s): "Forget all those bad things I said about you, (player's name)! You're a stand-up fella!"
 * After landing on a cheap shop from the player: "Huh? Is this really your shop, (player's name)? This shabby little hole-in-the-wall?"
 * After getting a move any direction Venture Card: "Where to go, where to go... Ah, why worry? No matter which direction I pick, I'm gonna win!"
 * After Player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I don't care how many of those cards you've got up your sleeve, (player's name). I can't be beat!"
 * To player: "It doesn't matter how much money you've got, (player's name)! It's all gonna end up in my pockets anyway!"
 * To player after they land on Waluigi's most expensive shop: "I'm gonna call you a golden goose, (player's name), because you've just laid me a golden egg!"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "Forget it, bub! Who needs a rundown shop like that?"
 * To player: "You wanna steal first place from me, (player's name)? It ain't ever gonna happen!"
 * "Luigi, (player's name)… Is there anyone they DON'T let into this thing?"
 * Luigi's response: "Ha ha! You're one to talk, Waluigi! How did YOU get on the guest list?"
 * To player: "Hey, are you manipulating stock for profit!? That's cheap! Cheap, I tell ya!"
 * Luigi's response: "It's called good strategy, Waluigi. You can learn a few things from that one!"
 * To player: "Hope you're comfortable in last place, (player's name), 'cause that's where you belong!"
 * Luigi's response: "Knock it off, Waluigi! I'm pretty sure you're the one who belongs in last place!"
 * To player: "Bet you think you're pretty tough now that you got a promotion, huh, (player's name)?"
 * Wario's response: "Swing by my shop, (player's name), and we'll see just how tough you are!"
 * To Wario: "No way, no way! Cheating baddie, go away! I can't let (player's name) win today!"
 * Wario's response: "Waluigi, if you're just gonna stand there making up rhymes and blocking the way, no one is gonna win! So get a move on!"
 * To player: "Do you really think you can beat the great Waluigi? Save yourself the effort and give up now, (player's name)!"
 * Bianca's response: "Rubbish! You never know what folk might be capable of when they put their minds to it. Right, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "Look at all that beautiful money, (player's name)! Bring it to my shop and we'll celebrate!"
 * Bianca's response: "I'd be wary of visitin' any of his shops if I was you, (player's name)."
 * To player: "I bet you think you're some kind of hot shot, (player's name). Well, news flash - you're NOT!"
 * Bianca's response: "That isn't half-impressive, (player's name)! I wouldn't mind giving it a go!"
 * "Look alive, Luigi-(player's name) is about to win!"
 * Luigi's response: So why don't you try to do something about it, Waluigi?
 * "First place!? What kind of scam are you pulling, (player's name)? Teach me how you do it!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? That's not a dignified way for me to go out. I should just quit this game right now!"
 * Near bankrupt: "You don't all want me to go bankrupt, do you? If everyone gives me a couple hundred bucks, I'll be fine!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm not going to roll over and go bankrupt! That's NOT the way this game is gonna end!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Look at (player's name), crawling back on his/her hands and knees. I knew you couldn't stay away!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Whee hee hee! Out of the way, losers! It's time for me to make a dash to the finish line!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I won't be defeated by the likes of you, (player's name)! I'll drag us BOTH down if I have to!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Drat! If any of you breathes a word of my bankruptcy to my credit card company, I'll get you good!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I gotta say this is kind of a relief. I was sick of playing with you losers, anyway!"

Area-specific

 * "It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * “I'm gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I'll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
 * "The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a Black Jewel!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Mario's got his own starship? Not for long! All I have to do is flip that M upside down, and it'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Nyah hah, hah, listen to my fans cheering me on! They want Wario to win this one, so let's give ‘em what they want!!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Phew! It's like a giant steam bath in here! I better not sweat off any weight… I need the calories to win!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Nyah hah hah! A race, huh? Eat my exhaust!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This planet would fetch a pretty penny on the open market. I'm gonna take it with me when I leave!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I'm on Mario's turf now, so I guess I'm gonna have to show off my super moves! Prepare to be amazed, suckers." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Nyah! Is that treasure I smell? All I gotta do is win this game… Then I'm gonna find me some gold in these ruins!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
 * "Whaaaaaa? This silly-looking castle doesn't seem very scary. Bowser needs to hire a new decorator!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Nyah! I bet there isn't a single treasure on that whole stinkin' island! Nothing but those quivering little blobs!" (Slimenia)
 * "Huh? Who cares about some legendary hero? The only legend you need to know about is the legend of WARIO!" (Alefgard)
 * "I'm supposed to change jobs here or something? Don't go telling me what to do! Wario makes the rules around here!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "A flying train AND a flying castle? Hmmm… I think I'm gonna turn this place into an amusement park and rake in the cash!" (The Observatory)
 * "Ugh! That's one ugly statue. They shoulda asked ME to pose for it!" (The Colossus)
 * "This place sends shivers down my spine - in a good way! I like it!" (The Ghost Ship)

General

 * To player: "Don't worry, (player's name)! You're not seeing things. It's me, Wario! And I'm here to bankrupt you! Nyah hah!"
 * "Whoa! What just happened? Are my clothes on fire!? YEEOUCH!"
 * "Almost time to wrap this game up! I'm going home for a winner!"
 * "Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
 * "I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Somebody better stop (player's name) before it's too late! I'm busy workin' on a Wario Waft to send him/her way..."
 * "Feast your eyes on this, ya bunch of turkeys! Wario's up!"
 * "HURRRAAAGH! Gimme a good number!"
 * "ARGH! I gotta open up a suit shop right next to the bank. I could make millions!"
 * "Finally, it's my turn! I've been waiting so long that I shaved my mustache and grew another one in its place!"
 * "Ugh! Is the game OVER already? Wait, what? It's my turn!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?"
 * "Only one die, huh? Guess you wimps are too weak to handle TWO whole dice!"
 * "Watch out folks. I just scarfed down a bunch of garlic, and I'm not afraid to use these noxious fumes to my advantage!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! Check it out, losers. Wario's taking center stage!"
 * "Pick up the pace, slowpokes! All of this standing around and waiting is boring me to pieces!"
 * "Geh heh heh! Get ready to see a genius at work!"
 * "You're kinda lazy, die, lettin' everyone throw you around. Why don't you get a real job!?"
 * "I hope I don't crush this die in my superstrong hands! Gimme a good roll, guy!"
 * "Hey, losers! This ain't a loaded die or anything. Is it? It better not be!!"
 * "Heh heh heh! You think I'm greedy? Yeah, well...I think gold is greedy for ME!"
 * "Listen up, losers! How 'bout you all tell me how great I am? Hah hah hah!"
 * "All I need is three more suits? Eh, this should be a piece of cake!"
 * "One, two, three... Hey, I've only got one more suit to go!"
 * "Heh heh! Almost time to collect my salary!"
 * "I want my money! Where's that stupid bank?"
 * "Heh heh. I'm proud to announce the first (board's name) branch of WarioWare, Inc.!"
 * "Ah, what a beautiful shop! One day you're gonna grow up big and strong, just like me."
 * "You wanna get a sneak peek at the district of the future? Check it out! This place is gonna be all Wario, all the time!"
 * "Not a bad-looking shop, huh? It takes after me!"
 * "I'm a pretty powerful guy. It's about time my shops caught up with me! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "YIKES! I gotta avoid that pricey shop up ahead. Or maybe it'll go bankrupt before I get there!"
 * "What's the deal with this cheap shop? You playing some kind of joke on me?"
 * "Look at the sad sack in last place! Glad I could help you out with this little charitable donation! Heh heh!"
 * "GAH! When did I end up in last place?! Someone's supposed to keep me informed of these things!"
 * "WILL YA ALL JUST STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME AND MY MONEY!?"
 * "Me!? Wario!? In LAST PLACE!? Do ya know how ridiculous that sounds?"
 * "Hmph! Gloat while ya can, wimps! I'm about to make a BIG comeback!"
 * "By landing here I officially put a claim on this shop! Don't any of you dare lay a finger on it!"
 * "Am I in last place? Man, that's not good at all!"
 * "This shop belongs to the wimp in first place? Then I'm gonna cover it in graffiti! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Nyah hah. I'm so intimidating, even the SHOPS close down when I stop by!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! You fell right into my trap, (player's name). Hope it didn't hurt too bad!"
 * "Two shops for me in this district! Now you LOSERS have twice as many chances to gimme your money!"
 * "I'm not greedy for shops in this district. I've just got really good taste! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Better not buy any shops in this district, people. I'm gonna make sure this whole place REEKS of garlic! Nyah hah!"
 * "My day of district domination's drawin' near! Let's get the party started!"
 * "Bet ya never thought I'd get three shops in this district. Well, just wait! I'm gonna dominate this place!"
 * "Just a warning, (Player’s name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you’re gonna collect a few enemies!"
 * "Hey, (player's name)! That's MY district! You're not supposed to buy a shop there without my permission!"
 * "Ah! Nothin' feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
 * "KA-POW! This district's MINE! Ahh...I'm so very impressed with myself right now."
 * "This place smells like a combination of garlic and fear - delicious! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Meh heh heh! This district smells like success! I'm gonna get myself a piece of the action!!"
 * "Ahhhh! Money: the best thing in the entire universe! Even better than garlic!"
 * "Get a whiff, losers! That's the smell of SUCCESS!"
 * "Watch and learn, kiddos! Now, THAT'S how you earn money! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Tell ya what: first person to move the bank closer to me gets 1000G. Sound good?"
 * After getting Gumdrops: "Check it out! I summoned a magical bag of treasure! Ya can all thank me later-with CASH!"
 * After getting Healie: "Get away from me, you wriggly little weirdo! Uh...wait a sec. Can I get one of those Suit Yourself cards before you go?"
 * "Thanks for turning my frown upside down, (player's name)! Cheer me up some more!!"
 * "You're almost good as that goose who lays golden eggs, (player's name)! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "HEY! Do whatever you want, (player's name), but leave my finances out of it!"
 * "Not bad, (player's name)! Maybe I should make you my financial advisor!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Too bad, (player's name). I wouldn't wish that card on my worst enemy...who's currently YA!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: Hey! Where ya're goin' with all my money? GET BACK HERE!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "WAHHH! The only thing that could comfort me now is a big ol' bulb of garlic..."
 * "Why bother investing? I don't even have stock in this place!"
 * "Invest? Pshaw! Investing is for losers!"
 * "Let me invest! Who am I talking to, you ask? What's it matter!? JUST LET ME INVEST!"
 * "Aww... I never get to invest! My stock's gonna go bad before I can use it!"
 * "Maybe it's time for me to try my hand at the stock market."
 * "I think I'll be nice and let you trade shops with me! Am I a gentleman or what!?"
 * "These prices are ridiculous! You're robbing me blind!"
 * "Here’s your stupid 100G! Consider it a loan, ‘cause I’m gonna take it back from ya-with interest!"
 * "ARGH! This is all your fault, you good-for-nothing die!"
 * "I've been robbed!! Someone call the cops! I'm gonna get this clown thrown in jail!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! Like a moth to fortune! Gimme my cut!" (landing on a Boon square)
 * "If I put stars on all these squares, I could just sit around all day and still make money! Am I brilliant or what?" (landing on a Boon square)
 * "Why should (player's name) get a cut of the action? He's just sitting there doing nothing!" (after player lands on a Boon square)
 * "Just a warning, (player's name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you're gonna collect a few enemies!"
 * "Ah! Nothing feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
 * "Looks like there's hardly any shops to buy... Hey! Anything left is mine, got it!?"
 * "Any shops left? Sit tight, guys. Uncle Wario's comin' to buy ya up!"
 * "No more shops to buy. Guess that means I gotta start stealing 'em!"
 * "All the shops are gone! Which one of ya suckers wants to sell me a shop for 1G? I'll even pay cash!"
 * "Aw, quit your whining! You can't be mad just 'cause I didn't want to see you dominate this district!" (after buying someone out)
 * "This shop's so scrawny I almost stepped on it! How does a place like this even stay in business?"
 * "Hmm... I have a sudden urge to take over all of (player's name)'s shops!"
 * "Hey, (player's name)! You gonna share any of that good fortune with your best friend Wario?"
 * "Sneaky (player's name)! That's a clever way to pad your bank account. You must've learned that move from ME!"
 * "Banks aren't so bad. They're chock-full of money! Hmm... Maybe I should buy the bank!" (after landing on bank)
 * "Don't get too comfy, (player's name)! You have to leave that bank sooner or later. When you do, I'll be waiting!" (after player lands on bank)
 * "Blechhh! Your shop looks kinda gaudy now, (player's name). Is that a velvet painting I see on the wall?"
 * "That's a lot of money, (player's name). How 'bout you buy me dinner?"
 * "OK, I guess I could use a day off. Time to catch up on my beauty rest! Nyah hah hah! (after landing on a Take-a-break square)
 * "I hate to take a day off... But hey-it's better than working!" (after landing on a Take-a-break square)"
 * "Hey! Don't visit my shop while I'm on break. I'm gonna charge you double next time!"
 * "Heh heh heh! Break time's over! I'm all refreshed and rarin' to go!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "How's this scrap of paper gonna do me any good? I want cold hard CASH!"
 * After buying someone out: "What? I paid for this shop fair and square. Nothing underhanded about it! Nyah hah hah!"
 * After buying someone out: "Check it out - stealth buyout! I'm the sneakiest guy on the planet!"
 * After building a tax office: "Nyah hah hah! Time to collect my tribute, peons!"
 * After building a home: "C'mon over sometime for my special five-course garlic dinner! I'll even make garlic ice cream for dessert!"
 * After landing on his home: "Gather 'round, losers! Make sure you bring your own food and drinks. I hate sharing!"
 * After building an estate agency: "Be a good little estate agency and buy me a bunch of shops! Go on - get to work!"
 * After warping: "Heh heh! If I could set up a 100G toll on these, I'd be rich!"
 * After player warps: "That's a lazy way to travel, (player's name)! Ya gotta exercise if you want a body as flawless as mine!"
 * After player warps: "That contraption gives me an oogie feeling. I'd rather walk, even if it means getting exercise!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "So I do all the work and (player's name) gets a cut of the profits? Who thought up THAT rule!?"
 * "Have a nice nap time, (player's name)! Try not to lose count of all those sheep!" (if the player lands on a Take-a-break square)
 * "Want a tax break, (player's name)? Donate some of that to my new charity: ME!" (after the player gets a promotion)
 * "Consider this a loan, (player's name). You're gonna have to pay me back...with interest!" (after Player gets a money getting Venture Card)
 * "Huh? Ya...ya wanna just GIVE me a bunch of stock? What's the catch? " (after getting a good Venture Card)
 * "Nyah hah hah! I knew that was gonna be a good card. I could smell it a mile away!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
 * "Jealous everyone? Ya should be! Wario's gettin' the special treatment over here!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
 * "What!? I specifically remember telling you to leave that card for ME, (player's name)!"
 * "Can't keep ahold of those gold coins, eh, (player's name)? They're slippery little things! Nyah hah! (after a player loses money to an event)
 * "Huh? I can't seem to move very far. Maybe it's 'cause I ate that sandwich I found lying on the ground..." (after an event meaning players can only move one space)"
 * To player: "Scared to be facing off against the great Wario (player's name)? Yeah, I bet you're quaking in your boots!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "I don't like the looks of that tax office, (player's name)… I'm gonna have to steal it out from under you!"
 * To player buying out his shop: "ACK! Ya're a sneakly little schemer, (player's name)! I'm gonna take that shop right back, so watch out!"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Stay away from my other shops, (player's name)! I reserve the right to refuse you service!"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Blast it! One of these days I’m gonna beat ya at yer own game, (Player’s name)!"
 * After player lands on their home: "Thanks for the invite, (player's name)! When does the all-you-can-eat buffet open? I'm starving!"
 * "I'm doing a big favor by stopping at your shop, (player's name). And this is the thanks I get!?"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "You wanna trade? Yeah, right! As if!"
 * To Mario: "There’s no way I'm gonna let (player's name) win! I'll drag him/her to his/her knees whatever it takes!"
 * To player: "Excellent work, (player's name)! Now just let me hang on to that money for you, and we'll both come out on top!"
 * Waluigi's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! Give ME your gold! I promise to keep a close eye on it!"
 * To player: "Move over, losers! It's me, Wario!"
 * Mario's response: "What? Oh no! That's my line! It's ME, Mario!"
 * Wario to Player: "Hey hey! Ya finally got that promotion! Thanks to my great advice, no doubt!"
 * Mario's response: "Since when have YOU been giving (player's name) advice, Wario!?"
 * "Bwah hah hah! This is gonna be a breeze. I could beat you in my sleep, Donkey Kong! And you too, (player's name)!
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Oook ook oooook! (I'm not gonna lose to a meanie like him!)"
 * To player: "Hey, (player's name)! Give me your money, and I promise I'll triple it for you! I'm practically a certified financial advisor!"
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Ook! Ooook oooooook! (Don't listen to Wario, (player's name)! He's a bad man!)"
 * "Psst, (player's name)! You wanna win? Then give me all your money so we can both be rich together! Trust me!"
 * Waluigi's repsonse: "Hang on, (player's name)! Don't listen to Wario! You better give all your money to ME!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Aha! If it isn't (player's name), come back to play! Good morning, sunshine! Hope you're ready to roll!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Hey! How 'bout all of you make donation to the bank of Wario? I could use the extra assets!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Time to change the rules! From now on whoever goes bankrupt first wins!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm not scared of going bankrupt. I'll rise from the financial grave like the living debt-I mean, dead! Nyah hah!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Nyah hah! Further proof I'm a genius! Look how fast I scraped together (target amount of money)!"
 * After player reaching net worth needed to win: "Slow down there, (player's name)! I wanna collect a few more gold coins before this game ends!"
 * After player reaching net worth needed to win: "ACK! What are you doing, (player's name)!? You think you're going to get in my way of my glorious victory!?"
 * "Waaaait! Wait, wait, wait! You really want the game to end? C'mon-let's keep playing until I win!"
 * Approaching victory: "Who's got two thumbs and is gonna go home rich? THIS GUY!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Better watch out for Bob-ombs, (player's name)! I'd hate for anything to happen to you on your way to the bank!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! As long as my mustache is crooked, I will never let you win, (player's name)!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Later losers! I'm gonna go find another way to strike it rich!"
 * Going bankrupt: "There's no WAY I'm gonna let myself go bankrupt. I quit this game! Hah! Who's bankrupt now?"

Area-specific

 * "Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...) (Starship Mario)
 * ”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach's Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Watch out for my fastball, everyone! It'll knock your socks off!)" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!? (Yummy! A castle! Do you think it's full of delicious food!?)" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi… (Whew! This place is hot! I sure could use a nice, cool lemonade…)" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Yoshi… Yoshi! (I'm kind of hungry… Maybe I'll find some tasty pieces of fruit in those green pipes!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is my big chance to stir up trouble in Bowser's Castle)" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi? (Even if I win, how am I ever going to get out of this place?)" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Those slimes look like yummy pieces of candy. I'll try not to eat any!)" (Slimenia)
 * "Yoshi… Yoshi! Yoshi! (I wouldn't mind a new job… as long as it involves eating! Yum!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I like this town! There are tropical treats on every corner!)" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi. (Can someone get that big guy a chair? He must be tired of all that standing.)" (The Colossus)
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (How did I get so high up in the sky? What a feeling!)" (The Observatory)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi... Yoshi! (Poor skinny ghosts... I bet they don't get enough to eat!)" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm ready to burn some rubber! Vroom vroom vroom!)" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (Erdrick may be the big hero in these parts, but Mario is the bestest hero in the galaxy!)" (Alefgard)
 * "Yoshi! (I'm going to get a case of the dizzies around here.)" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It's me, Yoshi! We're going to have so much fun today!)"
 * "Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (For a second, I thought this die was a big Yoshi Egg!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (Maybe THIS roll will help me win!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (This is gonna be a good roll! I can feel it!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Anyone need a ride? I'm headed that-a-way!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (My turn! My turn!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yooooooshi! (Here goes nothing! Yooooooshi!)"
 * When die can only roll 1: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Can I get a new die? I think this one is broken!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I want my shops to thrive. Time to get on top of that!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi! (Maybe I should expand my shop... I want it to be bigger than Dinosaur Land!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Gulp! I think I'm in trouble!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi... (Ugh! Last place? I just lost my appetite...)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi! (Gulp! I'm in last place? Time to put my nose to the grindstone...)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi! (Ahh! First place feels nice. Now all I have to do is stay here!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (I'm in first place? Well, I want to be even MORE in first place!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoooshi! (Let's see what you've got, die!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (If only my friends on Yoshi's Island could see me now!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do I really only have one suit? I think I need a few more!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Two suits for Yoshi! Not enough for a promotion, though, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshiii. (So close to the bank, but sooooo far away.)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's almost time for my big promotion! I'll need some cookies to celebrate!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (I've got all four suits, so it's off to the bank with me! Go, go, go!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (I'm almost in first place, right? Yay for Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi? (I bet first place feels really nice... Think I can give it a try?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Raise your hand if you want to buy a nice shop! It's pre-owned and gently used!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Did everyone just see that? I bought a shop!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (What do you think of my new shop? Not too shabby!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Another shop! Is this talent or just pure luck?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I need more than two shops in this district. I want them all!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (These two shops will be the best of friends! What a happy little district!)"
 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (player's name)?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi! (There's a cute little shop I want all for myself... Maybe I should force a buyout!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi? (Not much left in the way of shops, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'd better get on the shop-buying bandwagon. Pickings are slim!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi. (There aren't many shops left to buy... That makes me sad.)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi? (Happy day! Happy day! Hey, aren't you all happy for me?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry, but I just had to buy this stock! Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi... (No stock? No invest! Seems like a simple rule...)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! Yooooshiii! (Gimme gimme gimme! I want a suit, please!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Stay away from my shops, Lakitu! The last thing I need is a day off!)"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I can't trade this shop to just anyone. It means too much to me!)"
 * After achieving total domination: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! I did it! Happy day for Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I bet you're really rich now, (player's name)! I want to be rich too!)"
 * To player: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bunch, (player's name)! I owe you one!)"
 * To player: "Yoshiii! Yoshi Yoshi! (So much gold, (player's name)! I'm absolutely green with envy!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (What a treat! You're so generous, (player's name)!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're one to watch (player's name)!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi. (That's the saddest thing I've ever seen, (player's name).)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (I don't mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! ...Yoshi (Ouch! My wallet is on fire! …In a good way of course.)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshiiiiii! (Yay for Yoshi! Free shopping trip!)"
 * After landing on a pricy shop: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I don’t mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
 * After landing on a discounted shop: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why did I get a discount? Am I the millionth shopper?)"
 * After landing on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
 * After Player lands on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Right on the dot, (player's name)! You should get a prize for landing there!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I wish I could share my lucky luck with you all!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh boy! I hope everyone spends big!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Good job, (player's name)! When you're lucky, you're REALLY lucky!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I'm glad you get a chance to earn extra money, (player's name)!)"
 * After warping: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Oof! That made my head spin...)"
 * After warping: "Yoshi!? Yooooshi! (Did you all just see that!? I warped!)"
 * After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi... (Warping like that always gives me motion sickness, (player's name)…)"
 * After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You must have some serious magical powers, (player's name)!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yo-Yo-Yoshiii! (Yippee! My shop prices are going up, up, up!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (My wallet was SO hungry. Thank you for feeding it!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Wow! My wallet's on fire!)"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Don't worry, (player's name)! You still have time to recover!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi! (I didn't mean to make you all sad...but I sure am happy!)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoshi... Yoshi! (Ugh... That wiped the smile off my face!)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Ouch! I feel a pain in my wallet!)"
 * After buying someone out: "Yoshi Yoshi! (That's Yoshi's shop now!)"
 * After buying someone out: "Yoshi.. Yoshi! (Sorry about that.. But it's too dangerous to let you dominate this district!)"
 * After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Ouch! I really treasured that shop, (player's name)…)"
 * After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Ouch! How could you betray me like that (player's name)?)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Some people complain about having to take a day off. Not me!)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'm closing up shop for the day. Please visit another time!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Those 40 winks did me a world of good!)"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (It's about time (player's name) got some rest and relaxation. He's/She's a hard worker!)"
 * To player while in first place: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do you want first place (player's name)? Well, come and get me!)"
 * After building a checkpoint: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I just need to make a little bit of money at a time. No rush!)"
 * After building a circus tent: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Step right up to Yoshi's circus! Who wants a peanut?)"
 * After building a home: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I can't wait to invite you all over to my new place for a party!)"
 * After building an estate agency: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I won't stop until I own all the shops!)"
 * After player builds a circus tent: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (There aren't enough circuses in the world. Yay for (player's name)!)"
 * After player builds a balloonport: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Think I can take a spin in your new hot-air balloon, (player's name)?)"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Could I please be exempt from paying taxes, (player's name)?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Lucky (player's name)! My shop is closed today!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi? (Are you trying to put a frown on my face, (player's name)?)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (Don't expect me to earn you any money, (player's name)!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (That was a nice nap and all, but I think I missed out on a big sale!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi… (I'm in too good a mood to do any REAL work...)"
 * After landing on his home: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiiii! (Hurry up, everyone! Party at Yoshi's place!)"
 * After player lands on their home: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh no! I forgot to bring housewarming cookies for (player's name)!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo! Yoshi! Yoshi! (Ouch! I'm in a tight spot! This is no good!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
 * Once Player is near bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (Don't go bankrupt, (player's name)! I want to keep playing with you!)
 * To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Did you just feed your shop a Super Mushroom, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)…)"
 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Hey, (player's name)! Isn't this the most fun game ever?)"
 * To player: "Yoshi Yoshi… (I really thought you were going to win this time, (player's name)…)"
 * To player: "Yoshi! Yo-Yo-Yoshi! (Chin up, (player's name)! I'm rooting for you!)"
 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Nice job on that promotion, (player's name)! Here, have some cookies to celebrate!)"
 * Mario's response: "Why no cookies for Mario? Can't I have just one?"
 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (What an amazing promotion (player's name)! I'm jealous!)"
 * Luigi's response: "Congratulations, (player's name). But Yoshi and I are still going to give you a run for your money!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (Hey, it's (player's name)! Yoshiiii!)"
 * After player reaches net worth needed to win: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Headed for the bank, (player's name)? I wish I could give you a ride!)"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (All I have to do now is scamper on over to the bank! Yay for Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's not over until it's over! I can still win this!)"
 * After player approaches victory: "Yoshi? Yoshiii! (Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? The game's not over yet!)"
 * Approaches victory: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (All I have to do is make it to the finish line. Then it'll be all cookies and smiles!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Unhappy day! My wallet is completely empty...)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm done for! No more Fortune Street for Yoshi…)"

Area-specific

 * "You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Life surrounding by Toad and comrades does appear very fun life, indeed." (Peach's Castle)
 * "I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Sun shines with much brightness? It does give nice happy feeling." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
 * "I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Just one time only, I wish to fight in battle with legendary hero, Erdrick." (Alefgard)
 * "With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
 * "When I make expedition at foreign lands with castle, I become concerned with thickness of walls." (Castle Trodain)
 * "Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
 * "Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "I believe this ruined place does probably contain formidable monster. I am very thrilling with this!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "The more I regard it, the more I consider this to be very strangely shaped balloon." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Such plentiful slimes! To see so many gives warm feeling in my heart." (Slimenia)
 * "This place is exemplary for my training. I wish I could stay here for always." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Is there occupation for high level warrior? If this exists, I desire it!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Vigorous monsters are much in residence here! This gives me great excitement." (Bowser's Castle)

General

 * To player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (player's name)!"
 * "If there is person here to engage with me to train, I am pleased. Muscles in my body desire more movement."
 * "If only spotted cube is little more heavy, I believe this game makes us good training."
 * "Is there no fighting tournament in nearby places? I desire to test my strength when opportunity does present."
 * "I sense the great strength from all participants. Excitement is growing inside of me!"
 * "Not all things are clear for me but still I persevere for success."
 * "I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
 * "Uppermost position brings joy in heart. I must continue to target highest places."
 * "Attention, all participants! If you will make any blunders, you will pay!"
 * "YARGH! Fly, spotted cube!"
 * "Now I will not hold back!"
 * "I feel great fever for to start new adventure."
 * "Even in game, only victory is important!"
 * "Where to stop in next move...? Let us see!"
 * "I am at all moments prepared! Take on me if you dare!"
 * "Ha ha ha! I like to see your faces when I crush with devastating forced buyout strategy!"
 * "Ha ha. Soon is time to demonstrate Tsarevna's true potentials!"
 * "Spotted cube! Give desirable number or I crush you to dust!"
 * "Grrr! I have yearning to grow my property, but spotted cube does not deliver me to appropriate square."
 * "Moment has come to grow property and crush all contestants with Tsarevna's great power!"
 * "Each contestant exhibits great determination. But victory belongs only in Tsarevna's hands!"
 * "Oy! I am lacking from gold! I ponder if perhaps I did too frivolously spend."
 * "I detest shop that takes so big money! If I do land there, I smash place into pieces."
 * "I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
 * "Raz! Already have one suit! I travel onwards without pause."
 * "Dva! This is half the way to goal. I wonder, is there no shortcutting?"
 * "Tri! Now I have every suit except one! I must accelerate ahead!"
 * "Subsequent level is in field of vision. I must make urgent sprint for bank."
 * "Next level is so close that it already gives me great excitement."
 * "Subsequent level is soon to arrive. I impatiently await!"
 * "Even in game, only victory is important!"
 * "Already I have every suit in possession but bank is great distance from this place, I must crush all obstacles!"
 * "Observe! Shop is every time stronger, just as its owner!"
 * "Attention, all contestants! This is demonstration of power of Tsarevna!"
 * "Oy! I stumble over threshold of shop from winning contestant! I make beginner's mistake."
 * "It is hard era for you now, but with gold your rise from trouble and make new challenge."
 * "Yoy! Remaining shops for purchase are of low abundance. I must to speed up with pace."
 * "Now number of purchasable shops dwindles, we must to fight until last to determine who is owner!"
 * "Oy-yoy-yoy! Not one remaining shop for purchase!"
 * "No further shops to be purchased? The true battle does now commence."
 * "Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
 * "Ha ha ha! Now your eyes see what Tsarevna Alena is capable with."
 * "Now is not perfect time. This is what instinct of warrior does tell me."
 * "I have hope to make here a weapon shop. Weapons are ultimate items!"
 * "I wonder how is shop that instructs warrior skills? I believe it is great success! …Nyet?"
 * "My strategy of battle works with much effect. All contestants, you will come here and purchase many consumables!"
 * Buying two shops in the same district: "Now I obtain two shops from district! But what style of shop do I choose?"
 * "Skilled warrior knows which path to step on in all situations."
 * "I cannot forgive racketeer! Uncover yourself, keeper of shop!"
 * "Oy, (player’s name)! You must not to buy such shop! You make Tsarevna very angried."
 * "For as long as Tsarevna Alena does breathe air in and out, you will not make domination of district!"
 * "Ha ha ha! Now I own this district! When Tsarevna has aim in mind, this aim soon comes also in grasp of hand."
 * "It is hard era for you now, but with gold you rise from trouble and make new challenge."
 * "Oh-yo-yoy! Why in head suddenly come only thoughts of Kiryl?"
 * "I hope you do not take advantages of Tsarevna (player's name)"
 * "Oh-yo-yoy! I fall in last position? …Nyet! I do not accept this shame!"
 * "I am in hindmost position? Then we decide for winner with power of fist! …Nyet?"
 * "Mmm... I believe that I opt properly to choose life as warrior, not player of games."
 * "Yoy, (player's name)! You have nerves to use Tsarevna in this way!?"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Hey you goodybag! You must stop many times at shops from Tsarevna!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "You there, Lakitu! I severely punish if you dare to close any shop from Tsarevna Alena!"
 * Buying on airship on the Vacant Plot: "Flying bubble is convenient contraption. How high altitude can be achieved?"
 * Buying a Tax Office on the Vacant Plot: "This does not match well to my character, but this time I consider the office for tax as my shop."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Ha ha ha! Please, all contestants, make many expenditures now!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Ha ha ha! I pray to Goddess for many more such lucks!"
 * After warping: "It is very convenient to have ability to travel to everywhere. It is just like the spell Zoom."
 * After warping: "I never enjoy such phenomena. Fu, I feel little bit nausea."
 * After player warps: "This warp method of travel gives me feeling of seasickness. Does it not trouble you also, (player's name)?"
 * After player warps: "You have such great luck, (player's name). I wish to have the same!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Each recreational day is to me opportunity for many trainings."
 * Her next turn afterwards: "After entire day of training, I have feeling of great power. I am prepared well for onward play."
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "On vacational day, it is important to properly rest. If not, then you cannot fight with all might."
 * After landing on a Switch: "For what is this switch? I am interested to ponder reason."
 * "Such action is very bad, (player's name). You come again on vacational day, and you pay price!"
 * "Is it vacational day? Ay-yay-yay! I did plan to buy much new equipments here."
 * "I have great feeling of great energy in body after repose... oy! Some customer did come here?"
 * "A person did come during recreational break? I suppose I must not cry about the milk that is spilled."
 * "Fu, money this small buys very little."
 * "Your little price is big help, (player's name). I am with gratitude for this."
 * "Spasibo, comrades. You can entrust use of this money entirely to Tsarevna!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "There is desire to be little bit frivolous with money that easily comes. Perhaps I buy new weapon!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha, I get luck! Perhaps this is the blessing from god of martial art?"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "You have good luck, (player's name). Good luck is very important for good life."
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "This card swiftly brings me closer to next level."
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "It is disappointing! Why does such card fall into hands of (player's name) in place of Tsarevna?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "I cannot just rip up this card and not pay?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoy! I do not need such a card. I rip into shreds!
 * After landing at her home: "Now with all contestants summoned beneath single roof, we have are-grappling event!"
 * "This becomes very big building. Now it is something worth destroyal! Ah? Destroyal is not permitted!?"
 * To player: "To do such thing takes away excitement element of game, do you not agree, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). You become little bit lowing, no?
 * To player: "Perhaps we challenge together later when game is finish? I sense a kind of aura from you, (player's name)."
 * To player: "I am regretful to say that I cannot permit you to take top position, (player's name)."
 * To player: "Your shop demands great money, (player's name)."
 * To female player: "I did never have great number of female comrades, so it is very pleasing to meet you, (player's name)."
 * To female player: "Yes, we are comrades, (player's name), but still I cannot permit you to take top position."
 * After player buys a Home on the Vacant Plot: "Sometimes it is nice if we can leisurely speak together, (player's name). You must invite me any times!"
 * After player buys her Tax Office: "You are aware that such means of purchase of tax office does make certain peoples very angry?"
 * When landing on a cheap shop: "This is extremely little money shop. I buy much supplies here."
 * When landing on a cheap shop: "Little money shops like this help the purse. Perhaps I return again one time."
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "Oy, oy! This shop costs like a bomb, no? Surely this is not usual?"
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "It is hard era for you now, but with gold your rise from trouble and make new challenge."
 * After landing on Bank: "My heart is pleased by opportunity for choice of direction, but to be in bank is uncomfortable feeling."
 * After player lands on Bank: "You like bank, (player's name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
 * After buying someone out: "Now I hit in critical way!"
 * After buying someone out: "In battle is always much pain."
 * After buying someone out: "I am Tsarevna! I do not take seat in rear and observe other contestant's victory."
 * After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I promise you regret when I take shop back."
 * After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I did believe you are comrade for me, (player's name)."
 * To player buying shop: "This shop is to become in your possession. But careful of its use, or you must watch your behind!"
 * "I observe you are very calculated person, (player's name)."
 * To player: "Now we do battle for victory, (player's name)! There is no lenience here. You must prepare yourself!"
 * Princessa's response: "Um, I say Miss Alena... You do realize this isn't some kind of fighting tournament, don't you?"
 * To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Remember: you must not frivolously spend. …Although you are always welcome in my establishment!"
 * To player: "An increase in levels, (player's name)! Then soon you are ready for to challenge Tsarevna!?"
 * Princessa's response: "Wait just a moment! I trust you're referring to a challenge within the game and not actual fisticuffs?"
 * To player: "You succeed very well, (player's name). Perhaps now I must to stop you with sheered force!"
 * Princessa's response: "You cannot possibly use force! No, what you need to use is...magic! Te he!"
 * To Platypunk: "You there, Platypunk! I must to warn you against obstruction of (player's name) or you have Tsarevna to answer with!"
 * Platypunk's response: "Then maybe I'll just save all my doity tricks for you, huh, doll?"
 * (If the player's character is male) "This (player's name) opponent displays some formidable strengths. It gives me some troubles."
 * Kiryl's response: "I mind that you feel certain attraction to such character, Tsarevna."
 * To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Now there is little more confidence in you."
 * Kiryl's response: "I also congratulate to you. But you must not to go around kicking walls now just because you have feeling of power."
 * To player: "I challenge you to take on me, (player's name)! But I must to warn you that Tsarevna does not be defeated."
 * Carver's response: "A-ha! I wouldn't mind a piece of that action!"
 * To Kiryl: "I am very impressive with (player's name)! You could learn very much from him/her, Kiryl."
 * Kiryl's response: "I am really so unsatisfactory for you, Tsarevna? Oy-yoy..."
 * To Kiryl: "It does appear that (player's name) already collected target sum. Pah! I do not like to be defeated."
 * Kiryl's response: "Then we must to think of method for to destroy...ahem, defeat her, Tsarevna."
 * To Kiryl: "No! The (target net worth)G is already collected? You must prevent (player’s name) from further movement, Kiryl!"
 * Kiryl’s response: "Wha— Ahem, I am afraid I cannot bring to recall the correct word for such spell, Tsarevna."
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I welcome you back, (player's name). Now hurry and throw spotted cube!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I am single step from defeat in tournament!? Never is this possible!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Tsarevna's heart is not so easily in state of dejection."
 * Near bankrupt: "Ture warrior ascends from such feeble state to become mighty!"
 * "Yoy! You have already the required amount? But I am not to be defeated. Battle is not decided yet, (player's name)."
 * As player approaches victory: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"
 * As player approaches victory: "It seems like I did underestimate you, (player's name). Next time I must earnestly fight from absolute beginning."
 * As opponent approaches victory: "Halt! You must combat with me one time before victory!"
 * "I was only one footstep from victory! I will not forget this disturbance you make against me."
 * Approaching victory: "I must make brisk approach to bank. Now all contestants will see true power of Tsarevna!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I cannot be bankrupt... It is too much shame."
 * Going bankrupt: "I refuse acceptance that Tsarevna Alena can be bankrupt!"

Area-specific

 * "Everyone keep a firm grip of your die! The accursed King of this castle likes to make surprise appearances... and he's ugly as sin!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Hmmm. Baseball? Not something I'm familiar with. But I can turn my hand to any form of recreation, given some female encouragement." (Mario Stadium)
 * "The great thief, Robbin' Hood, eh? Well if stealing's a sin, then I'm guilty as charged. I have stolen a fair few hearts in my time!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "I'm not sure what I think about jumping on another man's head. Still, at least it's not mine. Wouldn't like to damage the goods." (Starship Mario)
 * "I've got no interest in being a hero. I've got far too much charm to be tied down to that line of work." (Alefgard)
 * "Is this muddle of streets some kind of a joke? How's a man about town supposed to get about town like this?" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Hm? Don't I get hot in this outfit? ...I am hot in this outfit. But it's only my admirers who feel the heat!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "This place is beyond bizarre. Like some kind of fairy-tale land." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "That is one huge monument... I suppose that's who they worship around here, is it? I don't envy them. It's altogether unholy, if you ask me." (The Colossus)
 * "Well, well. So you can jump on this dragon's back and ride the beast around? Reminiscent of a great sabrecat I once knew." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "What's wrong with people!? Can't they find their own way to the Goddess without having me waste my time on prayers for them?" (Ghost Ship)
 * "What a waste of such a perfect setting. I could have wooed any girl here, but there's not a fair maiden in sight." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I like to think I'm a man of the world, and I've seen my fair share of adventure. But I've never cast eyes on a place like this." (The Observatory)
 * "Well! There's a beautiful sight! A citadel owned by a belle." (Peach's Castle)
 * "If I had a vocation, maybe I'd need to change it. But I think I'll hang on to my free agent status." (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "This place is grim. Normally I wouldn't be seen dead in a dank place like this." (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Can anyone enlighten me as to how you can distinguish male from female slimes? I'd hate to get it wrong... (Slimenia)
 * "An island under a starlit sky... Hm, it's got potential, certainly any lady would melt in a place like this." (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To male player: "You're (player's name)? I'm Angelo. May the best man win!"
 * To female player: "So, you're (player's name)? I've heard a lot about you. And may I say you don't disappoint?"
 * "We owe it to ourselves to make the most of this affair. Let's make it something to remember."
 * "We don't play games. Games play us. Personally, I just enjoy being along for the ride."
 * "I can't be the only one making an effort here, you know. It takes at least two to tango!"
 * "Come on now, Lady Luck. Give me what I want. For old times' sake!"
 * "There's not a woman in the land who doesn't want me... to win! So you see, I really can't lose this game."
 * "Oh yes! I do like to be at the top of my game. But there are always greater heights to aspire to."
 * "Thinking things through too much gets you nowhere. You need to act on impulse!"
 * "Let's see... Where shall I land next? Ah-ha, yes, there! That's the spot!"
 * "Well, my disciples? Are you ready to see the best man win?"
 * "Oh yes! I like winning. I'd wear it so well."
 * "Perfect. My turn at last."
 * "Living entirely at the mercy of chance...In the delicate hands of the goddess... Just the way I like it!"
 * "Gather round, everyone. You might learn a trick or two."
 * "A truly skilled player doesn't care what number the die turns up. That doesn't change a thing."
 * "It's all about knowing how to have fun. The real winners are the ones who most enjoy the chase."
 * "I don't like turning things down, but that shop's just a little too pricey for me, I'll make my excuses, I think."
 * "You need to show a certain pizzazz when you throw the die. Give the ladies something to look at."
 * "That's one suit. Now on to the next. No sense in hanging around once you've got what you came for."
 * "Finally, half of the suits. Now I just need to find a way to bag the other half without doing too much legwork..."
 * "That's three suits. Playing by the book certainly takes time!"
 * "It looks like I'm about to reach a whole new level of charm, wit, and intelligence. I'd better make sure I look suitably suave."
 * "Right, time to get back. I'll be at the bank quicker than a girl would say, 'I do!' Not that I'm a suitor. I just have all the suits."
 * "Looks like there's not much on the market now. We'll be fighting over what's left. Still, I like it when things get rough."
 * "Almost all of the shops are spoken for. I'm not used to feeding off scraps, but I'll make an exception in this case."
 * "So that's the last of the shops bought up. Well, we'll just have to see how things pan out, then."
 * "This is when things start to get interesting, now all the shops have been sold."
 * "That's the way I like it! Upwards all the way! I need more shops that live up to my level of class like this."
 * "Alright, let's get down to business. The fastest players get the fairest maidens."
 * "Alright, I'm getting out my cash! Lady Luck is a fickle maiden..."
 * "The most...rewarding...encounters are always by chance. With property, and with women."
 * "Well, there's no good reason not to buy. Yes, this is my place now."
 * "So, this is my place now. I usually like to make a more striking first impression, but this will have to do."
 * "I know how to handle my assets, you see. This shop will enjoy the same care and attention as all my conquests!"
 * "I hope this shop's prices don't increase any time soon."
 * "Lining the pockets of the already filthy rich isn't my idea of fun."
 * "Sorry to wade in like this, but it wouldn’t be right to let you deny this area of my presence entirely."
 * "Urgh! What's going on? Everything looks like it's swaying..."
 * "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
 * "Dear Goddess, this place is really low budget. Fits your image like a glove (player's name)."
 * "This shop's pretty reasonable. I might even come here again if the mood takes me."
 * "No shop is too expensive for me. I'll buy anything, whatever the price!"
 * "There's no sense in blindly putting more capital into your shops for the sake of it, is there?"
 * "You need to be shrewd, my friend. Once you pick up some stocks, that's the time to start pouring money into property."
 * "No, that's too much! ...Watch it, you've managed to upset me now!"
 * "The prices here are pretty steep. Even I'm starting to sweat."
 * "Greed, so they say, is a sin. It's just not my style to scrabble funds together to buy property. No cash, no deal."
 * "Why don't we just declare a 100G sale in all shops? Well?"
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you (player's name)?... I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."
 * "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No I think I'll widen the gap first."
 * "Oh yes! I do like to be at the top of my game. But there are always greater heights to aspire to"
 * "Something's not right here. I appear to be losing..."
 * "This has to be some sort of bad dream! I can't lose! It's not in my nature!"
 * "Don't you think this is a bit dull? Why are you all taking this so seriously?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Banks have a wealth of valuable assets. I wonder if there are any attractive clerks at this one."
 * After landing on Boon square: "Don't be fooled. I'm not lucky. I'm a lucky charm. Luck just wants to leech off me."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "So, let's see what Lady Luck can do!"
 * After warping: "I'm all for the easy life. And it doesn't get much easier than this."
 * After warping: "There really ought to be more places like this. It's the only way to travel."
 * After the player warps: "Now you're turning your attention to that district, (player's name)? You're as much of a pleasure seeker as me!"
 * After male player warps: "Hmm, I see... That's your game... You're a shrewd customer, (player's name). A man after my own heart!"
 * After female player warps: "Shame. I was going to draw that card and fly to your side, (player's name)."
 * After the player lands on the bank: "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
 * After buying out a shop: "That was just too juicy a catch for me to pass up."
 * After getting bought out: "Well, well. So you're coming after me, are you, (player's name)?"
 * To player buying shop: "How could I refuse an offer like that? She’s all yours. Do what you want with her!
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "The doors close just as things were about to get interesting? Even Lady Luck feels threatened by my prowess!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Better to slow down and consider your options than to rush into something you might regret. Relationships are just the same."
 * "What, no interest in my wares? I know they weren't on offer, but still..."
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should learn to enjoy your leisure time. Working every day of the week is a sin...I believe."
 * "Well, well! Closed for business! What a shame!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Stocks are even better than hard currency. They score for me all the time."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "The Goddess is watching over us all, you see."
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Cards are naturally attracted to those who can handle them best."
 * After getting Goodybag: "If you've got money to burn, there's no better place to spend it than one of my establishments."
 * After getting Healslime: "Healslimes are dealing in suits now? So monsterkind's realized it can't get by just attacking us mortals alone, then..."
 * Accepting a trade deal: "How could I refuse an offer like that? She's all yours. Do what you want with her!"
 * Accepting a trade deal: "That's not a bad offer. I look forward to doing business with you again."
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. Try your luck elsewhere."
 * "Always take advantage if you can, that's my motto. Now it's up to you to bring the advantage home."
 * "You're a shrewd player. I wouldn't mind a piece of your luck, my friend."
 * "I knew I'd pay for it the moment I invested in you, (player's name)!"
 * "I couldn't ask for a better friend, (player's name)! You're my right-hand man."
 * "You've upped your level just by turning over a card? You've got all the hallmarks of a truly great card player, (player's name)."
 * After Player loses money due to a Venture Card: "Bad luck, (player's name). But it's not like there's a permanent hole in your purse. Hm?"
 * To player: Congratulations on reaching the next level! It makes you even more of a catch!"
 * To player: "Sorry, (player's name), but you do know I'm going to thrash you, don't you?"
 * To player: I'll take the most valuable item in this shop without so much as a letter to my bank manager. ... That's right. A single smile from you, (player's name)!
 * To player: "I confess to being a little jealous. You care more about your shop than you do about me."
 * To player: "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No, I think I'll widen the gap first."
 * To player: "We'll celebrate your achievement at one of my shops (player's name)! You'll come, of course?"
 * To player: "Good work, (player's name)! I look forward to much more of that."
 * "It feels like I've known you forever, (player's name). Like we're the best of friends, going way back."
 * To female player: So you're coming after me, (female player's name)? Well, maybe I'll come after you then. You can't resist my charms for long..."
 * To female player: I intend to repay you in full... With a generous dose of my affection! What do you say, (female player's name)?
 * Angelo to player: "Jessica and (female player's name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
 * Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
 * Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (player's name)!"
 * Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
 * Angelo to player: "If I could, I would charge to your aid, (player's name). But this die stubbornly refuses to listen to reason."
 * Jessica's response: "Pah! As if you'd ever go to (player's name)'s aid if there wasn't something in it for you!"
 * Angelo to player: "Hmph. Not a bad performance, (player's name). You really don't look like a man who makes things happen, but there you go."
 * Jessica's response: "You've got a nerve, Angelo. As if you're in any position to judge. Just wait and see how I make things happen!"
 * Angelo to player: "Well there's a turn-up. The full (target amount of money). Looks like I underestimated you (player's name)."
 * Jessica's response: "Hmph! It's not over yet. You and I have put a stop to far more formidable forces than him/her in the past!"
 * Angelo to player: "Poor (player's name). But don't worry Your gaurdian angel's here now. ...You can thank me later."
 * Yangus's response: "Gaurdian angel!? Come off it! If yer 'elpin' 'er, 'ow come ya ain't visitin' 'er shops and gettin' 'er some dough, eh?"
 * To female player: "Your beauty is promoted every time I look at you. You dazzle us all with your radiance!"
 * Yangus' response: "Wot ARE you wibblin' about, eh? She only got a couple of gold coins, that's all! It ain't that shiny!"
 * Angelo to player: "A very impressive show, (player's name). But wouldn't you like to double your money? What if I were to tell you of a-"
 * Kiryl's response: "You must to cease from the gambles, Angelo. The Goddess is angered by such deeds."
 * Angelo to player: "Be kind and put (player's name) out of his/her misery, Kiryl. A quick 'whack' should do the trick.
 * Kiryl's response: "Yoy, Mr. Angelo! Such suggestions make even benevolent Kiryl full with anger."
 * Angelo to Kiryl: "Did you hear that, Kiryl? The call of the Goddess, bidding us to strike down (player's name)?"
 * Kiryl's response: "Very well, I must to use spell that... Wait! Do you truly hear voice of Goddess, Angelo?"
 * To female player: "The only victory I'm looking for is to win the heart of a fair maiden like you, (player's name)."
 * Kiryl's response: "When I observate Angelo, I am full with unease that priests are viewed also as such frivolous creatures."
 * To female response: "A fine achievement, (player's name)! The Goddess rewards those who put their hearts into their...work."
 * Kiryl's response: "Goddess also clearly observes when number of flock has the ulterior motive."
 * To female player: "You're not leaving me in the lurch, are you, (player's name)? Well, as long as you're happy, I'm happy."
 * Birdo's response: "Don't fret, Angelo. Birdo's here to comfort and cuddle you!"
 * To female player: "Truly magnificent, (player's name). Now I just need to chaperone you and then my work will be done."
 * Jessica's response: "How can you say to her that she'll win? I, for one, am not going down that easily!"
 * Near bankrupt: "No, I've had it now, I think. How did the rest of you get so wealthy?"
 * Near bankrupt: "I doubt even the delightful Goddess can help me now. It’s gone too far."
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Thank the Goddess that you're back. I don't feel complete when you're not around, (player's name)."
 * "Now, now! Slow down! Rushing things is a sure way to frighten off the ladies!"
 * "Bad luck, (player's name). Still, you get to play with us all a little longer. It's not all bad, hmm?"
 * After female player approaches victory: "I don't want this game to end without a confession. This encounter has been...a pleasure, (player's name). All thanks to you.
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Lady Luck's not the kind of woman you want to keep waiting. Let's keep things moving."
 * Approaching victory: "It's time for my rendezvours with Lady Luck. It would be very uncloth of you to attempt to sabatage her chances with me!"
 * "Never mind… My fortune will rise again!"
 * Going bankrupt: "That's my lot. I thought it was about time I gave the rest of you a chance."
 * Going bankrupt: "I never usually miss my marks. I'm not quite sure how this has happened."

Area-specific

 * "What a gorgeous island! I wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "This is where we found the Circle of Fire. Fancy wanderin' about this place on my own!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What if that was the entrance to another world or somethin'? As if, eh!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Ha ha! The slimes on this island are just oozin' with personality, eh?" (Slimenia)
 * "There are dragons here, eh? Still, I'm sure they're a friendly enough bunch." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Seems like someone's in need of a hero, eh? There's only one hero for me, though... Eh? Oh, nothin'. (Alefgard)
 * "Well, I wonder what this place is all about! It gets me all fired up, that's for sure." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Do we really have to do this here? I en't too keen on the dark and I def'nitely dun't like them ghosties." (Ghost Ship)
 * "There are plenty of folk gathered here, en't there? I wonder if there's goin' to be some kind of performance." (Mario Stadium)
 * "A castle flyin' in the sky, eh? Brings back some memories!" (The Observatory)
 * "I wonder where this thing flies to. Maybe it goes up even higher than old Zenithia." (Starship Mario)
 * "This place is a bit special, eh? I've bin livin' so long in the mountains now that I dun't know what to do with meself." (Castle Trodain)
 * "Vroom, Vroom! This place is a bit noisy for my likin'. I'm a country girl at heart." (Mario Circuit)
 * "I en't seen a cave this complex before. I'm sure I'd have got meself proper lost if I was all alone. (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "This is a lovely-lookin' castle, eh? What I'd give to live in a place like this one day!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "It's nice to have such a good view, eh? The air seems all fresh, what with ft bein' high up, an' all." (The Colossus)
 * "It's got monsters just like Uptaten Towers had, but this place is a whole different can of worms." (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Changin' jobs? Nah, not me. I'm happy enough as I am, thank very much." (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To player: "I'm Bianca Whitaker, born and bred in Roundbeck. Here's to a good game today, (player's name)!"
 * "My turn again already, eh? Comes 'round quick, dun'it?"
 * "Hmm...hmm...let's see... Huh? I look funny when I'm thinkin', do I?"
 * "I wonder how many years it's bin now, since I last had time to play like this."
 * "When I think of all the money at stake... Yikes! Still, it dun't do to get all fuzzy about it."
 * "Ha ha! Any idea what I've got up my sleeve next?"
 * "I dun't know if I'm suited to first place. That's not to say I wouldn't be annoyed if someone overlook me, mind.'
 * "I can't seem to get used to this. Bein' in first place is makin, me all on edge."
 * "Ha ha! Bet you're surprised I'm in the lead, eh? I can do anythin' I set my mind to, I can."
 * "Ha ha! I weren't plannin' on bein' rubbish forever, y'know."
 * "Hmm, it's a tricky one. What would you do if you was me?"
 * "This reminds me of board games I used to play as a kid!"
 * "Would've bin nice if just the two of us could've played, eh? Ha ha, only jokin'!"
 * "Keep your fingers crossed for a good roll!"
 * "Come on, come on...let's have a good'un!"
 * "It's a bit nerve-rackin' when you think one roll of the die could change everythin'."
 * "You dun't need to make no allowances for me, d'you hear?"
 * "Do folk stop playin' games 'cos they're old, or do they get old 'cos they stop playin'? Either way, I'm glad to be here."
 * "Huh! I'm all set to make one of my shops bigger an' everythin'!"
 * "I want to stop at one of my own shops. If only it was as simple as just sayin' the words, eh?"
 * "Haah... I'm done for."
 * After stepping on a switch: "A switch? I en't plannin' on steppin' on that thing! I wonder what would happen..."
 * "So I have to collect four of these, right? Sounds like this could be a fun journey!"
 * "That's half of my suits collected. Wonder how far I've come."
 * "Only one more of them suits to go now. Ha ha! This is fun. Bit like treasure-huntin'."
 * "Right! Looks like I've got all I need here. Time to take this to the next level then."
 * "Right then, that's all them suits collected. Now where's the bank? I dun't s'pose you know a shortcut?"
 * "Not long till the next level now. One step at a time, eh? We've come a long way."
 * "My first business in this area. We've all gotta start somewhere!"
 * "That's shop number one for me 'round here! It may be small now, but I'll make somethin' of it, you'll see."
 * "That's my first place in this area under my belt. It's important to get started, eh?"
 * "See what a good spot I bought a shop in! Everythin's goin' well so far."
 * "Crikey! Is that all the shops there is? I'd best get crackin'."
 * "I wonder if I can get my hands on another shop. I s'pose I can only try my best."
 * "So all the shops have bin sold, eh? I s'pose the battle starts here then."
 * "That's the end of the shop-buyin' then. Time to think strategy."
 * "It's good that this place is cheap. No one wants to spend a fortune on their day-to-day shoppin'."
 * "I wonder what happens when you're rich and yet useless with money..."
 * "Ha ha! Maybe buyin' a cheapo shop is a sign of poor housekeepin'!"
 * "You may be feelin' a bit broke at the minute, but who knows when your fortunes might change. Keep at it!"
 * "Yikes, that hurt! I reckon that's the biggest sum of money I've ever doled out in my whole life!"
 * "Yikes! I felt all wobbly there for a moment."
 * "No way! You can't charge that much!"
 * "So you can get freebies without doin' nothin'. Feels a bit cheeky somehow."
 * "See how fancy my place looks now! And I en't plannin' on stoppin' at that neither."
 * "Sometimes I just feel like pushin' on ahead, rather than fiddlin' about with capital increases and the like."
 * "I guess there's a right time for everythin', increasin' capital included."
 * "I wonder if there's anythin' I left undone. Now I have to think good and hard about whether to go forwards or back."
 * "That's the stuff. I reckon those stocks will do me some good, y'know."
 * "Ha ha! Sometimes it really pays to have stocks."
 * "Never mind. I'm happy with the shops I've got. Haah..."
 * "You must be pleased, (Player’s name). It’s no mean feat, ownin’ three shops in one district like that."
 * "Dun’t look at me like that! I couldn’t just stand by and let a district domination happen."
 * "Who'd have thought little old Bianca would have a district domination!? What a turn up!"
 * "Wow! You've got yourself a domination, (player's name)? I want to congratulate you, but I'm far too nervous for that."
 * "I s'pose if you wheel and deal in stocks, then you have to take the rough with the smooth."
 * To player: "There en't nothin' to worry about here, (player's name). This littl'un dun't have a bad bone in his body."
 * Slime's response: "Yay! Thanks, Bianca! You're an unslurpassed judge of character! I'm not a bad slime, am I?"
 * "Hmph. That was a bit jammy, weren't it? How do I get lucky like that, eh, (player's name)?"
 * "Hey, looks like I pocketed a bit there too. Cheers, (player's name)!"
 * Swapping Shops: "Seein’ as there’s a rule where folk can swap shops, why dun’t we give it a go?"
 * "Nice one, (player's name)! No matter how many times you go on to the next level, it still feels good, eh?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I'll be watchin' over you from here, OK? I've got high hopes for you, ha ha!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Just 'cos I'm the daughter of an innkeeper dun't mean I'm always after a rest!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "I dun't often find meself in a bank. Hmm...never knew they looked like this inside."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "That's nice, (player's name). I dun't s'pose you could send a bit of good luck in my direction, could you?"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "It en't that easy landin' yourself at the bank exactly, eh? I reckon it's a good omen, (player's name)!"
 * "I know it's in the rules and everythin', but it still seems a bit sneaky makin' money off stocks like that."
 * After player builds a tax office: "I was thinkin' that you'd turn that place into a tax office. You seem to have your head screwed on and everythin', (player's name)."
 * After getting Healie: "Aah, what a lovely monster he is. Now please get that suit I need, Healie!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "I bet Nera's got plenty of treasure like this. Eh? Do I get a piece of the action too?"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Huh? It might look cute enough, but it's got a bit of cheek, closin'up folks' shops like that."
 * After warping: "Ugh. When you're not used to somethin' like this, it dun't half make you dizzy."
 * "Brill! This is just where I wanted to be. This warpin' around lark is ever so convenient, eh?"
 * After player warps: "Hey, are you alright? You're not feelin' icky or nothin'?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yeah, well, there's no point in dashin' about all the while. Best to get some rest while the goin's good."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Just 'cos I'm the daughter of an innkeeper dun't mean I'm always after a rest!"
 * Start of turn afterward: "I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
 * After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should make sure you make the most of your days off, (player's name).
 * "I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
 * "Eh? Today's a holiday? But I was hopin' to meet up."
 * "You must be pleased, (player's name). It's no mean feat, ownin' three shops in one district like that."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha! Now that's a nice surprise. A gift from the Goddess, you might say!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "I wouldn't have minded pickin' that one! Good for you, though, (player's name)?"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Ya jammy thing, (Player’s name)! I hope I pick a card like that next time."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Haah... I s'pose you have the rough with the smooth in this life, eh?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Typical that I end up pickin' out a card like that!"
 * After Player gets a bad Venture Card: "Dun’t let it get to you, (Player’s name). I’m sure you’ll pick a good one next time."
 * To player: "No one likes havin' their shops nabbed, eh? I reckon you done the right thing, (player's name)."
 * To player: "If there's anythin' you dun't get, (player's name), then just give me a shout and I'll try to explain."
 * To player: "I'm never sure what to do when it comes to stocks. Have you got a grand plan, (player's name)?"
 * "Goin' for first place, are you, (player's name)? Well, I en't plannin' on lettin' you beat me!"
 * After buying out a shop: "Ha ha! Bet you didn't think I had what it takes for a takeover, eh? I can be a bit of a sabrecat at times, y'know!"
 * After buying out a shop: "Sorry! But this takeover lark is good for givin' ya a bit of confidence when ya're down."
 * To player buying out her shop: "Charmin'! I never expected to be handin' over a shop to you in these circumstances, (player's name)."
 * To player: "Nice one, (player's name)! Now you just have to go carefully to the goal, and you're done!"
 * Waluigi's response: "Can you keep a secret, Bianca? I'm setting up a trap for (player's name)! He'll/She'll never win!"
 * Near bankrupt: "That's it for me...Eh? Dun't you worry about me."
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm used to tough times, dun't you fret."
 * Near bankrupt: "No money, no shops... What a pauper I've turned into."
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I've bin waitin' for you, (player's name)! It was well lonely 'round here without you."
 * After reaching net worth needing to win: "No way! I've got (target amount of money)! Looks like I'll be see you on the winnin' side!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I dun't believe it! You've reached the target! I'm a bit disappointed for meself, but I had a feelin' you'd do it, (player's name)."
 * Approaches victory: "Maybe I'll actually win this game! Ha ha! I'd best get movin'!"
 * Going bankrupt: "So I'm not cut out for this after all..."
 * Going bankrupt: "I dun't mind losin' so much, but I at least hoped I'd make it to the end."

Area-specific

 * "What, are you guys all scared or somethin'? Tsk! Just stay behind me and you'll be alright." (The Ghost Ship)
 * "A head you can climb on and ride!? No way! As in, there's no way you're gettin' me on that!" (Starship Mario)
 * "This place is fantastic! I love it! All that legend and chivalry and stuff... You can't beat it!" (Alefgard)
 * "Sorry guys. You're Kiddin' yourselves if ya think you can beat me!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "What!? An island full of slimes!? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes!" (Slimenia)
 * "Whoa, this place is bit hard on the eyes, eh? But it sure gets the blood pumpin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "So this is some kind of flyin' castle, eh? It kinda reminds me of Zenithia. Those were the days..." (The Observatory)
 * "Let's have a look here... How's this been thrown together, then? I bet there was a real ace carpenter at work when this was put up." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Heh heh heh! You wanna see how a real man hits the ball? Step aside, kids!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Phew! One wrong move and you're dead meat here, huh?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Hey, take a look at this! There's a load o' dragons here! ... Oh, looks like they ain't the bad guys." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "This place is gigantic! I reckon I should get myself a job in a place like this..." (Castle Trodain)
 * "That's a good-lookin' castle there. Mind you, I think I'd choose somethin' with a bit more... Nah, never mind." (Peach's Castle)
 * "This place has been put together pretty well. I wouldn't mind takin' a peek at the construction method..." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "This looks like a good place for pumpin' some iron! I've always got time for tonin' the old Carver muscles up..." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Wow, that is one impressive statue! What kind of guys build somethin' like that anyway?" (The Colossus)
 * "Oh, I get it. This is a castle of evil, is it?" Well bring it on! I can be pretty evil myself." (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Alltrades Abbey, huh? Hmm... Maybe it's about time I became a gladiator! ... What? I can't? Why not!?" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To player: "Hiya, I'm Carver. I'm what you might call a trav'ling grappler! This should be fun, eh?"
 * "I've gotta keep movin'. Can't stand still too long, else I start to feel my muscles wastin'!"
 * "Right, I've made up my mind! Next move, that there's the square I'm gonna land on."
 * "Heh heh heh! There. That's the spot I'm aimin' at now... Come on, die! Hee-yah!"
 * "Hold on to your hats, fellas! I'm gonna knock this die for six!"
 * "Here goes nothin'! Huuurgh!"
 * "When I want somethin', I get it! Get it?"
 * "No point beatin' around the bush... Let's roll!"
 * "Heh heh heh! Look at me! First place, right where I belong!"
 * "I'm in first place for now, but you vultures are so hot on my heels, eh? I better pull my socks up and get runnin'!"
 * "Heh heh! See? All that bodybuildin's payin' off now, eh?"
 * "Heh heh heh! Yeah, this is the life! Ridin' high at the top of me game!"
 * "I'm starvin'! Ain't there any decent places to get some chuck around here?"
 * "Argh! I'm dyin' to pump up my properties, but I've gotta land on one of my shops first..."
 * "Once I get round to expanding my shops, you guys aren't gonna know what's hit ya!"
 * "Heh heh! I can just imagine the look that's gonna be on your faces when I swoop in and buy your shops out from under ya!"
 * "Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
 * "Huh? My turn? ...Alright then! Stand back!"
 * "Right, where to now then?"
 * "I'm stavin'! Ain't there and decent places to get some chuck around here?"
 * "Heh heh! I reckon this'd be a good time for me to slip into first place, eh?"
 * "I'm in first place for now, but you vultures are hot on my heels, eh? I better pull my socks up and get runnin'!"
 * "Hey, this no joke! How come I'm back here in last place, eh?
 * "Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
 * "Heh heh! Suit number one. I'm right on track!"
 * "Suit number two at last! Let's keep rollin', fellas!"
 * "Oh, what!? I still need one more suit!? Come on! This is gettin' to be a real drag!"
 * "Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that's even possible, right?"
 * "I get a nervous twitch whenever I'm on the verge of gettin' tougher. My muscles are just so tightly flexed, ya know?"
 * "Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?"
 * "Pretty much all the shops have been snapped up already. But the ones that are left have got my name written all over em! Heh heh!"
 * "Sorry. It's just tactics, ya know? Don't feel bad, OK?"
 * "Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren't any shops left at all now!"
 * "Oh, what!? There's no more shops free!"
 * "Whoa! Sometimes I don't even know my own strength!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Look at that! A filthy rich monster! Hey, drop in at one of my shops, pal!"
 * After getting Healie: "OK I've gotta find my way over to old Healie and get myself a suit or two!"
 * "Heh heh! When my shops get bigger, my muscles get stronger! At least, it feels that way."
 * "You've gotta know when to defend your assets, right? Wouldn't wanna get hit where it hurts..."
 * "Expanding your shops is all about timin'. Just like in a fight. You gotta duck and dive and wait for your openin' ya know."
 * "Nah. Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow, eh?"
 * "That's pretty cunnin'... I like it! Maybe I should learn to rely on brains a bit more over brawn, eh? …Nah! That'd be dumb!"
 * "That's it. Shop number one. That's just the start of my attack!"
 * "Heh heh. I reckon I can turn this to my advantage..."
 * "This place is mine now. You'll have to pry the keys from my dead fist if you wanna take it off me!"
 * "Look at that! I don't even have to do anythin' and this game just falls into my lap!"
 * "Hey, this is no joke! How come I'm back 'ere in last place, eh?"
 * "What, I'm losin'!? Hmph! That ain't right. Time to break out ze ol' Carver comeback!"
 * "Agh! Unbelievable! ...C'mon, Carver, think!"
 * "Heh heh. Shop number two!"
 * "That's my second shop in this district. But there's more where that came from, right!?"
 * "I think it's pretty clear who's gonna dominate this district, right?"
 * "Just leave this to me, fellas. I've got this district under control!"
 * "Heh heh! Nice try, (player's name), but d'ya really think I'm just gonna sit 'ere on my backside and watch ya dominate ze district!?"
 * "Sorry, pal but someone like me doesn't stand by and watch when there's a bully 'bout!"
 * "That's gonna make things a bit tougher fer sure! …There's still everythin' to play fer, though!"
 * "Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when ya need to!"
 * "Easy, (player's name)! If you tie up all your cash in your shops, you won't have any left over for spendin'!"
 * "Sorry. It's just tactics, ya know? Don't feel bad, OK?"
 * "Sorry, guys, but I just ain't the losin' kind, ya know? This game's all mine!"
 * "Wh-What's goin' on!? I c-can't s-stop shakin'! Did s-someone cast F-F-Fuddle on me?"
 * After buying someone out: "Heh heh. How's that for a Knuckle Sandwich!?"
 * After buying someone out: "Hah hah hah! Thought you could just walk away with it, didn't ya? Not with me around, pal!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I ain't the kinda guy who needs to rely on luck, but I also ain't the kinda guy to turn down some free cash!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! OK, folks! Time for you all to go on a spendin' spree! Don't hold back!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Someone with my kinda muscle doesn't need to rely on luck!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I always spend my days off pumpin' iron. And time flies when you're havin' fun!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I bet someone's gonna turn up to do some shoppin', but today's my day off. I never miss my trainin'. Not for anythin'!"
 * "Nice! That's a big help. Looks like luck's on my side, eh?"
 * "That's pretty low, (player's name), stoppin' by on me day off. I won't forget this!"
 * After Player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Everyone needs to take a break once in a while. It's important."
 * After landing on Bank: "This bank's startin' to show its age, ya know. Time to knock it down and rebuild, if you ask me."
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Weh hey! That sudden stroke of luck puts me one step closer to hittin' the next level!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Right on! There's a star shinin on old Carver, see!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Heh heh heh! Thanks very much!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That's a stroke of luck! But I'm aimin' for bigger and better than this!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "There you go! I'm on form at last! Now I've just gotta keep up the momentum..."
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Your shops 're gettin' pretty beefy there, eh? I better keep me eye on ya!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Whaaat!? you lucky dealer, you! With all those stocks, there's gotta be some for me, surely!?
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Come on over to one of my shops, (Player’s name), Ya can blow that bonus in a single shot!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Don't give in! Don't let yourself feel defeated! Turn the other cheek and hit back, (player's name)!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hah! A puny little bill like that could't hurt a fly, let alone me!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "What!? No! How unlucky am I, darwin' a card like that!?"
 * After landing in his home: "It's good to get together and have a laugh sometimes right?"
 * "Heh heh. Next time ya can all dig a little deeper, too!"
 * "Huh. Yeah, well... Ain't no sweet payin' that kind of money. Here. Go nuts!"
 * "Aaaah... I'm exhausted! Reckon I must've done too much restin' or somethin'..."
 * "You've got a bit of nerve, stoppin' by when I'd shut up shop already!"
 * After player warps: "Whoa! Unbelievable! You just flew, (player's name)!"
 * After player warps: "Hmmm, so that's your move, eh? Guess I can't afford to it back and relax just yet..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You've got some guts tryin' to rip someone with my muscle off, pal!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That is seriously below the belt!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You don't pull your punches, do ya, (player's name)?"
 * After building a home: "Sometimes ya just need a place where you can go ape, right?"
 * "That's not gonna hurt someone like you, right, (player's name)? It's barely a scratch, eh?"
 * "Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when you need to!"
 * "Heh heh heh! I know what you're thinkin'. 'I wish that Carver'd slow down and give the rest of us a chance!'"
 * "A tough guy like me owes it to the weak and needy to give 'em a helpin' hand sometimes."
 * "Giving the winnin' player a leg-up's a bit of a dig in the ribs."
 * "Thanks, (player's name)! Keep it comin', OK?"
 * "Right, I'll go left next then, right? ...No, left. I mean right! Er... Anyone wanna help me out here? I'm left feelin' kinda stuck."
 * To player: "Huuurgh! Let's do this, (player's name)! Time to get my muscles rippling! Yaaaaaargh!"
 * Stella's response: "Talk about a lot of hot air! Let's see how you're holding up by the final bell, eh, hulk?"
 * To player: "A promotion at last, huh, (player's name)? Keep that up, and you might just catch up with me!"
 * Alena's response: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). But you must forget the Carver. Tsarevna is true worthy object for your ambition."
 * To player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, pal! I'll put on a big spread at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast."
 * To player: "Hey, (player's name)! You're not thinking of a runaway victory, are ya? I mean, running away before we've had a chance to get physical!"
 * Alena's response: "Carver is correct! We must fight directly on you, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Alright, (player's name). Let's settle this with a bit of one-on-one. You can't run from a fight, right?"
 * Stella's response: "Don't be so flapping daft, he/she's not going to fight you! Although...if that's the only way to stop him/her, go the ten pounds, I say!"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Huh? Hey! What d'ya think you're doin', (player's name)!? I'll make you pay for this, you mark my words!"
 * To player buying out his shop: "Ah, no! Not Peggy Sue's Patch! Come on, pal/lady! Be fair!"
 * TO Player buying out his shop: "Hey! You're really swingin' your punches, eh? You just broke up my total domination!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Oh, you're back at last, (player's name)! Right, let's sweat it out, eh!?"
 * After approaching victory: "Heh heh! Sorry, guys, but there's only one place I'm headin' now!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"
 * "What the - Right, that's it! No more mister nice guy!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? Me!? But what about the old Carver comeback!?"
 * Going bankrupt: "Argh! I knew I shouldn't have given you guys such a big head start!"

Area-specific

 * "The slimes dare declare a land of their own!? The insolent, impudent wretches! All of monster kind lies within my demesne!" (Slimenia)
 * "What is that!? Such a monstrous iron mass! Such a crass device in a trice I must have for my underlings" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Be that it may in times of yore, for sure Alefgard makes my blood boil more still than any other realm!" (Alefgard)
 * "This island doth need a dragon's grace! A perfect place unto which to lay waste! Poste-haste must I summon my underlings in!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oh, yes! YES! The frightful sight fills my mind! Of a vine elephantine, binding this castle in curse!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Spawn of contumelious constellations? I shall banish the stars one by one, till the one true darkness hath won!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Change vocation, thou sayest? Arrest thy dim-witted twittering! I am Lord of Dragons! There is no position mightier than mine!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "I bid a hex on that hideous abomination! Those pastel tones demand atonement! Castles ought to be sinister, like that o'er which I minister!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "Wah ha hah! This ship! As it creaks, so it reeks...of morbid anguish!" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Wah ha ha hah! This castle is akin to my own, lo! A glowing concoction of bane and woe!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Thou wouldst assault me from on high? Try, if thou darest! I'll best thee and then thou shalt cower neath my towering might!" (The Observatory)
 * "Hmph! Ne'er have I rode such a mode of transport! It ought not be, 'less it be modelled on me!" (Starship Mario)"
 * "Wah ha ha ha hah! Is this what you puny mortals call a 'hot spring'!? Hot, it is not! 'Tis but a fetid, tepid pool!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What!? This folly needs a ball? ...Fall back! This sphere of light, though quibble you might, is not for thee to dribble!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Robbin' Hood? A great thief? Hmph! Where he would crib a crab, I grab whole oceans." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "What is this despicable place? Where rocks hang in air with ne'e a brace? What foreign wizardry is this?" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "What mortal folly is this!? How could these insignificant ants build such a lofty effigy?" (The Colossus)
 * "Hm, an intriguing spot... A dot to all of soon enough to my ever-expanding dominion!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To player: "Dost thou wit who thy rival be? Devilish deliverer! Lord of lords! Lord of Dragons!"
 * "Thou wouldst defraud the Lord of Dragons, rapscallion?"
 * "This game is lame; its pace is a disgrace! All should let I wield the die in your place!"
 * "You! You diminutive minions! Now to serve you what you deserve!"
 * "Hwah ha hah! Behold! Behold as I attain still loftier heights than you mere mites!"
 * "Ah ha ha hah! Mwah ha ha ha haaah! …Ahem! My turn, is it?"
 * "Lo! The wise know which moves to make and which to forsake!"
 * "A forced buyout at quinary price? Such a device I must utilize in a trice!"
 * "A rare gift I give to you, to live through history in the making!"
 * "Mine eye, die, doth see thine eyes, no higher than I do desire, no less than I request! Now, decide thy side! Fulfill my will!"
 * "You covet mere trifles, you stifled fools! The Dragonlord shall open your eyes to true enterprise!"
 * "Ah ha ha hah! Dread! Doth dread yet tread o'er your hearts!?"
 * "With this one cast, your last cometh fast!"
 * "When I, Lord of Dragons, let fly this die, it bendeth to my every will."
 * "Who dares thwart my affairs? Move aside or abide the consequences!"
 * "Bow out now, whilst still you may! Or pray, fools, for this is my day!"
 * "Bestow the die unto me forthwith! A wizard does not wait!"
 * "The throne is for I alone! No other face must grace first place!"
 * "Fellow players, beware! Have a care, lest the Dragonlord's deeds leave you in need of more than a pauper's loan!"
 * "Wah ha ha hah! With every turn, for sure, I assure my victory more!"
 * "Be steeped in eternal, infernal regret for daring to oppose me in this clash of cash! Wah ha ha hah!"
 * "What lavish shop is this before mine eyes? Be vanished, be banished, o, epitome of gluttony!"
 * "A triplet of suits more? For sure, no easier task could you ask of me!"
 * "Suits twain again? A painlessly simple task!"
 * "This suit gathering chore is a bore I abhor. Before the glory of my grand designs its import is naught, verily!"
 * "Hmmmm. I have yet in my net a quartet of suits. No need for to speed yonder."
 * "The wax of my level is the wane of this game, the herald of pain and of bane!"
 * "One shop alone a throne ne'er maketh! I shall rule this district forthwith and forthright!"
 * "Profit, prosper! Spawn, o shops of mine divine! Spill where e'er you will o'er this district!"
 * "The hour, it is nigh. Nigh, shall I - Lord of Dragons - be unrestricted master of this district!"
 * "Here now I own property in triplicate! Capitulate to my will, fill my pockets with bills, o final enterprise of my wanting!"
 * "The Lord of Dragons here ruleth henceforth! May your purses in hearses leave this cursed world empty!"
 * "Hmm, better... A go-getter fettered by a paltry shop is something I shall not abide!"
 * "More! More gains! More reward! Fit for a lord such as I!"
 * "Time I do bide till tides turn to earn, as I shall, my stocks. Whence shall ensue investment to my heart's content!"
 * "Wah ha ha hah! Perplexed? Vexed by my confusing ruse? I shall increase my capital all in good time!"
 * "Foolish, doltish, churlish, dotish! Thou shalt rue this puerile cumber!"
 * "Free shops remain in dwindling number, such has been your gluttonous hunger!"
 * "How the rabble scrabble as shop numbers dwindle! But I alone shall invest in the rest. Petty peddlers, meddle at your peril!"
 * "All those shops sold for cash in a flash! Such is this greedy, needy world!"
 * "Hoggish mob! Lo, no shop unspake for in the wake of your avaricious squall!"
 * "Such trickery bothers nor pothers me not a jot!"
 * "Vile, juvenile child! Such guile riles me!"
 * "Hmph. Half the price is nice If only were this steal to linger longer..."
 * "My compliments, (Player’s name). A devious tactic, but practically pointless in a race against me!"
 * "Have a care! My servitor shop would put a cost to you all dear!"
 * "It matters not were I home or away, pay thou must, or thou must pay!"
 * "You would do well not to vex me, lest I hex you."
 * "Gwargh! You are naught! Caught, you will be yet in my net!"
 * "You fools think these rules can bind my mind and keep me from victory? Never!"
 * "Come, my lickspittle trading posts! The hour to devour is nigh! Dilate, inflate, proliferate!"
 * "My trading posts must grow! Now! Grow to show the woe of financial ruin!"
 * "Wah ha ha hah! The end, it is nigh! I shall bleed thee dry, (player's name)!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha! My dark sway, stark in scope, revoking hope!"
 * "Now, petty peddler! In thee I invest to arrest thy conquest. Deliver my returns in turns few, or spew fire I will, on thee and thine estate!"
 * After player achieves total domination: "A brave show, (player's name), but canst thou translate thy great estate into truly weighty gains?"
 * After buying someone out: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Such a five-fold cost is lost, as naught, in the grandeur of my plan!"
 * After buying someone shop: "Another's domination I cannot abide! Override it, I must!"
 * After getting bought out: "O, woe hast thou commissioned with this pert acquisition!"
 * After getting bought out: "Thou art a disgrace! The basest case in my product ever have I conducted!"
 * "Thou wouldst break my hold, (player's name)? Bold, indeed! But greed cometh at a dear price!"
 * "Cantankerous (player's name)! A hundred curses upon thee!"
 * After player buys Dragonlord's Estate Agency: "Unacceptable, deplorable, unthinkable, indefensible! No estate in thy number can take over my agency!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Fear not! Rot will blot thine winning streak soon enough!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "At last! A place not a disgrace for me to grace with my presence!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Thou makest light of the Lord of Dragons!? I shall repay thee redoubled with nary a trouble!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Hmph! Thou wouldst ambuscade me in this charade of wealth and prosperity? Preposterous!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Curse this shop! Curse it for all eternity! Seed of woe, and weed of snow, banish greed and never go!"
 * After warping: "Wah ha ha hah! New land for my tyrannous plans!"
 * After the player warps: "Wah ha hah! Thou canst ne'er escape my clutches! Here, there, everywhere, like thy tombstone, I loom o'er thee!"
 * After the player warps: "Scurry, hurry, scuttle, scamper! Cower from my power where thou willst! There is no refuge from my rule!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Card! Thou art the start so noble of my global tyranny!"
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Come hither, my healing slime! All mine shall thy fine suits be!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Fortune and dole roll whither I will! Victory is mine for the taking!"
 * After the player gets a good Venture Card: "So be it! But with onus that thy bonus be spent in establishments mine!"
 * After player gets a good Venture card: "What trickery is this? That I miss by a whisker this card designed to be mine..."
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Wah ha ha hah! Lo, doth the void guzzle and gobble, nobble your wealth and ditch your riches!"
 * After getting a bad Venture bad: "Axe this tax now! I, Lord of Dragons, do not deal with such knick-knacks!"
 * After getting a bad Venture bad: "Hmph! Diminished! Yea, finished, nay! My commerce is more stark than that!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Cash in my stash with nothing to do? Truly, this square has rare flair!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Wah ha ha hah! Time to rest, invest in my power, to shower you at a later hour with a million, billion, gazillion bills!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Fear not, for what a plan I have hatched while detached from the game as I was! A grim plan for you also-rans!"
 * "Witless twits, letting slip a trip to my lair with I not there!"
 * After the player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Layabout, laggard, loafer, sluggard! May thine wastrel ways lay waste to thy self!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Behold, as I purchase even the bank! …What prank is this? Wherefore may it not be got?"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "Terrified, petrified, horrified, stupefied, thou wouldst hide from me in the dank depths of the bank!? Wah ha hah! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha hah! Into the future I peer... A '1' doth there appear! Ah ha ha ha hah!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * "Ignorant act of scant intelligence, pray, wherefore would I swap shops with thee?"
 * "To player: "A hundred curses upon thee! Goad me, toad, with thy freeloading play, and dearly dost thou pay!"
 * "Hmph. Vacant plot, your lot is with me! See this you will, when I round here again."
 * "An impressive, aggressive, quite progressive move! But less smugness, I request thee, (player's name)!"
 * "A lofty property for one lowly as thee! Hand over the key for 100G!"
 * After building a checkpoint: "Checkpoint! Your charge is to charge all who would barge through your gates of ruinous fate!"
 * After building a balloonport: "Watching your scrabbling, scuffling, grappling, greed-ridden kerfuffling from above is my sport!"
 * After building a home: "Guzzle! Gobble! Gollop! Gorge! For you forge your way only to ruination!"
 * After landing on his Home: "Well met, my pets! Wah ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * After building an estate agency: "For to have servitors in numbers greater, I am the creator of this agency!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Never, ever shalt thou extract thy lax tax from I, Lord of Dragons!"
 * To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! Dice, shops, locks and barrels, I shall command them all!"
 * Patty's response: "Sure, honey, whatever you say! Let's see how you're feeling once the legendary (player's name)'s put you in your place, huh?"
 * To player: "Thou art, (player's name), a millennium too soon to consume my rightful title!"
 * To player: "Raise thy level, revel in thy pay, but bedevil thee yet I will!"
 * To player: "Well done, (player's name), my underling! Bring in yet more tin, win a hoard for thy lord!"
 * To player: "Rogue! Renegade! Trade dost thou with scruples none, finding fun in drumming my stock price under!"
 * To player: "Wah ha ha hah! Verily do I use thee completely, to the core of your deplorable soul!"
 * To player: "Wah ha ha ha! Such a puny promotion! No notion hast thou of my might. No horizon can thou see o'er the sea of my supremacy!"
 * Patty's response: "Every step we take is an important one, honey. I bet you're gonna become a force to be reckoned with, right?"
 * To Slime: "To arms, my underling slime! Decline (player's name)'s right to life!"
 * Slime's response: "To arms? Is, is that a joke, Your Monstrousness? …I was boinging on (player's name) and I being goosom buddies.
 * To player: "Lo, with a singular promotion, a notion of distinction! Rise not above thy station, mortal!"
 * Slime's response: "Yay! You're the best, (player's name)! …Eek! I-I mean, His Monstrousness is the best! But you're goovy, too."
 * To player: "Sly fly! My permission sought, ought thou have, before accruing a pile miles high! Unforgivable!"
 * Patty's response: "That's just the name of the game, right, honey? Well two can play at it, so watch out!"
 * To player: "Thou shalt not leave the Lord of Dragons behind! Find your manners, lickety-split, halfwit! Twit!"
 * Patty's response: "Don't let him throw you off course, honey. If there's anymore here that needs a good beating, it's that guy!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Wah ha ha ha hah! I had written thee off as a yellow-bellied, namby-pamby poltroon! How soon thou provest me wrong, (player's name)!"
 * Opponents, such as Toad or Jessica, close to victory: "Nay, nay! The Lord of Dragons does not lose 'less he should so choose. No ruse on thy part can outsmart my superior might!"
 * Once player is near bankrupt: "To mine will thou shouldst surrender, render thyself a servant of my domain. Thou wouldst gain my property split in twain! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
 * "What despicable trickery is this!? I demand a rematch!"
 * "Who and wherefore bade good to triumph o'er evil? Behold, shall my might withstand the fight!"
 * "Should my fate be so, my mates you'll be, as we stumble and tumble to the void together!"
 * After reaching net worth needing to win: "My work here is done! The fun ends now! How soon I shall reach the bank and vanquish this realm!"
 * O, for shame, (player's name)! Didst thou trow I'd allow the game won by one other than I?"
 * Approaching victory: "Wah ha ha ha ha hah! Now I shall take the helm to this mortal realm! It is mine! All mine!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Victory for another but I!? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Noooo! I am blind! I am deaf! I am dumb, numb, plummeting head over heels amid peals of derisive laughter! …Is this the end?"
 * Going bankrupt: "Haggling, babbling, stragglers bedraggled in fetid, unfettered fumes of wrath! …How DARE you!?"

Goodybag

 * "OooOOH! GooDy GOODY! GumDrOps is heRE! SHop tiLL you GUMDrop, 'tIS whAT I SAy!"
 * "TINg-a-LinG-A-LiiNG! HeLLOOoO! 'TIS I, GumdROps, JusT gUm-DroPING in TO bUY a few tHIngS!"
 * "DiamONds, rUBies, eMERalds, peARLs... I LOve to THrOooOW my weaLTH abOUT! GOld for ALL tO sharE!"
 * "JIngly-jANGle! WHo waNTS a GEM!? pUT yoUR HaNds in the Air!"
 * "AaAaAHHHhH! WheN OH whEn wILL it BE mY turN AGain!? ...Hm!? NOW!? Ooh, GOODy! SpEND, speND, SPenD!"
 * "GOld aND sILver, shiNY anD SPArkly! Ah-HAaah! 'TIS shopPPPping tIME agAIN!"
 * "A wasTE Of CAsh, oh HAppy DAY! GoLD down thE DRain, jangLing aLL the waY! Don'T YOu feeL gooD NOw? I DO!"
 * "I DAnCe and taP, I spiN, I cLap, anD All wHo watCH gET diZzy anD THAT is WhAt maKEs mE A goooOOOdyBAG!"
 * "A spARkliNG arRay of SHops, a daZZliNG linE-up Of dEAlers... 'TiS a GOoodybaG thinG I CAme toDAY!"
 * "YiPPeeEEe! 'Tis A NIce, niCE prICE! My BAG anD SouL fEeL LIGht aS goLD LEaf!"
 * "WHat!? NO goLD!? BOOOooOring!"
 * "FrivOLous waLLet, peaCEfUL hEArt! ...Hm? Of COURse we MOnsTERs haVe HearTs, yOU DUll stONE!"
 * "I doN't waNT Shops, I WAnt ToooO SHOP! Shop TiLL I GumDroP anD WaSTE aLl my DoSh!"
 * "Hm? So CHEap? THaT's No gOOD for ME! I waNT to SPLash OUT!"
 * "HE he heee! A frivolOUS sPeNd! But I WaNt to SPEnd MORe morE MOoooORE!"

Healslime

 * "Gooee everyone, I'm here! I'm Healie, here to plop off some suits!"
 * "Is this the place? Is this where you all go gooey about suits?"
 * "Hee hee hee! Goomans like being around me. That's because I'm not a bad slime. Really, I'm not!"
 * "Oooh... I hope I don't make a blob of this... I hope I can get these suits delivered."
 * "Boo goo... I just can't squeeze on to a square with anyone else. Come on, everyone! To me!"
 * "Who wants a Healie suit? Plop up your hand and I'll boing your way."
 * "Hee hee. I wonder whooze gooing to get a suit next?"
 * "Don't wait too long to pay me a visit. Plop over in a slimely fashion!"
 * "When it comes to picking up suits, sticky slime gloop is unslurpassed! Goo needs fingers!?"
 * "Look, another suit just lying about on the floor! ...Don't bother boinging all the way over here. If I stretch myself, I can get to you."
 * "You haven't got all the suits yet, look. Regloop some time by taking one from me!"
 * "Yay! Thanks for plopping down over here! Want a suit?"
 * "Well? Which suit suits you!? This one? That one?"
 * "Oh, you're all suited up already. Well, Suit Yourself then!"
 * "I've got to say goo-bye now... I-I hope I was uoozeful to you?"
 * "I'll have to make my excoozes now, but if you find yourself without a suit, you know who to call!"
 * "Oh! Ragnar's calling me! ...I'll plop by again, though, don't worry!"
 * "Aaaahhh... I'm splattered. I wish I could stay, but I need to goo home to bed."

Area-specific

 * "This place brings back a lot of memories. I wonder how my three old companions are getting along these days." (Castle Trodain)
 * "I've seen a lot of castles in my time, but never one as cute as this. I wonder who lives here." (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "No matter how far down you go, it's just cave after cave. Whatever is this place?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "B-But! Whatever is going on? Why do we have to come right back to the start?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "For something like that to be floating...well, it must mean someone around here has spectacular magic powers." (The Observatory)
 * "I absolutely adore resorts like this. Let's don our swimsuits and go to the beach!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Hmph! I'm not afraid of ghosts, not one bit. Er, l-let's hurry up and get started, shall we?" (Ghost Ship)
 * "So this is the hero's great vessel? I must say, I'm very impressed. I had no idea it was so spectacular." (Starship Mario)
 * "Maybe the hero was a bit like my big brother, Alistair. You know, just maybe." (Alefgard)
 * "This place is enormous, isn't it? There seems to be some kind of gallery... Maybe it's a bit like the Monster Arena." (Mario Stadium)
 * "Ooh! This island is populated entirely by monsters! I always thought of monsters as my enemy, but these ones look quite sweet." (Slimenia)
 * "Goodness me! I've never seen anything go so fast!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "If we lose our footing and fall in this place, that'll be the end of us. We'll have to go really carefully." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "This island is so beautiful. I wonder if we'll be allowed to go on a tour when we're finished." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Hmm, is it really possible that something so big can move? How magical!" (The Colossus)
 * "Frizz! Frizz! Something about that tortoise makes me want to cast a fiery spell!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "A change of vocation... Hmm, I think something like that needs a good deal of consideration. I'll have it for another time." (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "This castle has a very sinister air. We'll have to tread carefully here." (Bowser's Castle)

General

 * To player: "Pleased to meet you, (player's name). I'm Jessica Albert!"
 * "Ooh, this is starting to get interesting. I'll soon add to the tension!"
 * "When it comes down to it, victory is everything. What else is there, after all?"
 * "I think it's time to show a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
 * "Even if the die roll is bad, I'm sure I can turn it into something good."
 * "I'm bound to have a good roll this time, without a doubt!"
 * "I always follow my heart and go where it takes me. That's what my brother Alistair told me to do."
 * "Now we've come all this way, I'm determined to explore every corner of the place."
 * "My turn at last! I was starting to get a little tired of waiting."
 * "There's no point spending forever thinking about it. You should just hurry up and get on with it!"
 * "I think it's time I showed a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
 * "I've come here to win, so I won't be letting down my guard for a second."
 * "When it comes to competitions, I never let down my guard. I always give it my all!"
 * "Goodness me! Whoever's shop is that? I certainly don't plan on stopping there!"
 * "Hmph! No one ever seems to stop at my shops. If only I'd bought more in this district."
 * "Oh, I just want to increase my capital! Is that too much to ask, you irritating die!?"
 * "Oh! I'm desperate to buy stocks, but I just can't get them anywhere fast!"
 * "I suppose I'll let it go, seeing as it's you, (player's name). Ordinarily, though, Frizz would-- er, never mind."
 * "That switch looks intriguing. I wonder what would happen if I trod on it? I can tread on it, surely?"
 * "One suit down, three to go! Now, where to next?"
 * "Another suit - now I'm halfway there! I'll have the last two under my belt before you know it."
 * "Only one suit left to collect now. I'll just need to stay on track and it'll be mine!"
 * "I can hardly wait to level up. Not long now!"
 * "Not long now before I reach the next level. I can't wait to pocket my reward and keep on moving."
 * "I don't have time to hang around. I need to hurry up and reach the bank!"
 * "Hmph! I've collected all the suits, but the bank is miles away. I can't afford to be lounging around here."
 * "I'm not going to start boasting just yet. I plan on collecting a lot more shops first."
 * "This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
 * "That's my first shop in this district open for business! It's so exciting to think of how big I'm going to make it."
 * "My first shop in this district. Without shops, you can't get anywhere."
 * "That's my second shop in this district! I'm going to keep on snapping them up."
 * "I'm really building up my collection of shops now. I can't wait for my next acquisition."
 * "Ah yes, it's all going to plan I'm going to keep on adding to my shops, just like this."
 * "This is going swimmingly. It won't be long before this district belongs to me!"
 * "I told you, remember? I intend to win this. Of course I'm buying up a lot of shops."
 * "Ha ha! Now this district is all mine! Bring your gold coins my way, everyone!"
 * "It's a pity, but I can't afford to be reckless. I'll just have to make some money and come back another time."
 * "Most of the shops are gone now. I must be quick to buy what's left!"
 * "Almost every shop has been snapped up already. I'll get another, though, you'll see!"
 * "Hmph! I had my designs on that last shop. That was supposed to be mine!"
 * "It's a nice feeling now all the shops have been allocated. This is where the real battle begins!"
 * "This is my shop, do you hear? I won't let anyone snatch it from me!"
 * "Hmm...a price increase. I'll have to bear that in mind."
 * "That's lucky. The same goods as usual available at half price!"
 * "I'd say the normal price is excessive. Around 100G is much more like it."
 * "That was incredible, (player's name)! It's nice to help others every now and then, isn't it?"
 * "This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
 * "Excellent! I just made a fortune! Those stocks can really mean make or break."
 * "What do you think? See the size of it? How tasteful it is? My shop's the best ever!"
 * "I'm not interested in increasing capital at the moment. I want to keep pushing on."
 * "Looks like there's business to be done before I can increase my capital any more."
 * "It's a bit of a drop in the ocean, but still. Thanks anyway."
 * "Hmph. I really didn't want it to end like this, having to sell a shop due to lack funds."
 * "I suppose I should've known never to put too much faith in others."
 * "What a thrilling game! It's so exciting, to be winning like this by the skin of my teeth!"
 * "I'm not jealous or anything, I swear! I can do that kind of thing too, you know."
 * "If you're not careful, you'll have this shop snatched out from under you. You'd better hurry up and increase your capital."
 * "It won't be any fun if you end up being left behind. Here, take this and do what you can with it."
 * "Is that all it is? I feel rather deflated."
 * "Well, why not? It's only a pittance."
 * "Well, that's decided it. I won't be venturing too close to your shops from now on, (player's name).
 * "Expanding your shops is one thing, but surely there should be limits. This is just excessive!"
 * "Th-That's just outrageous! I'll be recouping this ten-fold as soon as I have the chance."
 * "Hmph! 100G... It's not a nice feeling being ripped off like this!"
 * "It doesn't do to rely on others too much, but I can be counted on to do whatever's in my power."
 * "Thanks ever so much for the invitation. I'd be delighted to stop here."
 * "You really helped me out there, (player's name). You're clearly a good person to know!"
 * When in First Place: "The thought of being overtaken any second is really getting me hot under the collar I won't be beaten, though!"
 * "I'm full of gratitude to you, (player's name)."
 * When in last place: "Well! This isn't how it was supposed to go, me being left behind like this!"
 * When in last place: “I'm not going to let this game end with me in last place, you mark my words!”
 * When in last place: "Now's not the time for idle chatter. I need to claw myself from the jaws of defeat!"
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "I'd expect nothing less of a shop of yours, (player's name) Impressive!"
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "Well! Isn't that rather steep?"
 * "Wh-What's happening to me? I can't walk straight."
 * After landing on the bank: "Exactly on the mark! Not that you get anything for it, but it still feels like a good thing."
 * After player lands on the bank: "I like stopping at the bank because you can choose to change the direction you're going in. Where are you going next?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I'm going to make the most of this but of good luck, so you'd all better make sure you do well."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Now there's a stroke of luck! Go on, everyone, make your fortunes!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh well. Looks like I'll have to call this a day off."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "How careless of me! What if I end up with customers when I'm closed?"
 * "I know it's probably my own fault for taking a day off, but this still hardly seems fair."
 * "Oh, looks like this place is closed. What a waste of time it was coming here."
 * "Hmph! I had a customer and everything! I knew it was a bad idea to take a day off."
 * "Aah, it was good to have a day off for once. Now I'm raring to go!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Right! Time to sneak past (player's name)'s shops while I have the chance!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Now there's something you don't see everyday. Still, if it's coming, then I want it coming to my place!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "This is very bizarre. I don't mind days off every now and then, but make sure you don't get in my way, do you hear?"
 * After getting Healie: "Hmm... so this healslime is going to give me a suit, is it? I'd better go and see it then."
 * After building a Tax Office: "I'm putting up a tax office here. I don't want any bribes or nastiness from any of you, you hear?"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Yes, I think I'd have done exactly the same if I were in your shoes, (player's name). A tax office there makes a lot of sense."
 * After building a Circus Tent: "Step right up, step right up! My circus looks kind of fun, don't you think?"
 * After player builds a balloonport: "I imagine it could be quite a nuisance if you start flying about the place, (player's name)."
 * After building a home: "I'm going to turn this into a place where we'll all feel at home. If anyone starts to bicker, they'll be asked to leave."
 * After landing on her home: "So here we all are! Please do make yourselves at home, won't you?"
 * After warping: "But I was all the way over there a second ago! However did that happen?"
 * After warping: "Excellent! This is just where I wanted to be."
 * After player warps: "Did you just take a detour, (player's name)? Or was it a short cut?"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "That was lucky, (player's name)! It's important to make the most of it."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You're doing well, (player's name). Some might say that people make their own luck."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That was lucky! This is the kind of card you want!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "I can't seem to get excited over stocks alone. I know that they can be a great asset, of course."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Well, that was an unexpected bonus! I'll have to make sure I put it to good use."
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "You seem to know just how to play things, (player's name), be it stocks or anything else."
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "How annoying! I was hoping to turn over that card."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "That's OK, it's just small change. There's no point in letting little setbacks distress you."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hmph! Whoever allowed this unlucky card into the deck?"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "So this card equates to a suit of my choice? I suppose that's worth having."
 * After getting money from other players: "Now, just pay up without making any fuss, OK? ...Oh dear, I'm afraid I sound a bit like a thief."
 * To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I look forward to seeing how you invest it."
 * To player: "I don't suppose you could hurry up and pass the die, could you? I'm anxious to make a move."
 * To player: "Oh, do hurry up! …Erm, I mean, in your own time, of course."
 * To player: "I think that was very wise. It was only a matter of time before you had people muscling in otherwise."
 * To player: "Hey! I was thinking of going there! I suppose this is what it means to have luck on your side."
 * To player: "I'm on fire now! It won't be long before I steal first place, just you watch me!"
 * To player: "I'm now far away from first place now. It won't be long before I make it, you'll see."
 * To player: "It looks like we're going to have some fun together, (player's name). You certainly seem to know what you're doing!"
 * To player: "Are you counting on me here? It's not that I mind or anything, but it does get a little complicated."
 * To player: "Very nice, (player's name)! I like to play stocks by myself."
 * To player: "I can see this is going to be an interesting game, (player's name). Let's have some fun, shall we?"
 * To player: "How very irritating of you, (player's name)! Didn't I ask you to leave that place for me?"
 * To first place: "Well! Still taking money, I see, despite being in first place!"
 * To player while in first place: "Sorry, but I can't possibly stand by and let you muscle in on first place, (player's name)."
 * After buying out a shop: "Sorry, but I've decided I want this shop for myself. You'll just have to relinquish control."
 * After buying someone out: "Even if everyone is willing to let this happen, I won't just stand by and let one person take over!"
 * After buying someone out: "I won't let it end like this. Stand by and watch my Pink Typhoon whirl!"
 * After getting bought out: "Outrageous! I suppose you're pleased with yourself, (player's name). I won't forget this!"
 * After getting bought out: "Hmph! I half expected that something like this might happen, but I didn't think you'd be antagonist, (player's name)."
 * "Excuse me! I put a lot of time and effort into that tax office. You can't just come and swipe it by flashing your cash about!"
 * "That's just too much! I never thought you would get your hands on my checkpoint, (player's name)."
 * "You wanted shops that badly, (player's name)? Didn't your mother tell you it's wrong to steal?"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "You certainly kept us waiting, (player's name). Come on, let's hurry up and pick up where we left off."
 * To male player: "Chin up, Player's name). It's not over yet!"
 * To male player: "I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to go up against you, (player's name). It's so exciting to finally find a decent opponent."
 * Angelo's response: "Well, well! A man who gets Jessica hot under the collar... This will be interesting."
 * To male player: "Even though things are going well for you, you don't seem to be at all arrogant, (player's name). It makes me like you all the more. I wish you every success."
 * Angelo's response: "...Is that a roundabout way of saying that you don't like me, Jessica?"
 * To player: "Good luck, (player's name). You mustn't dawdle otherwise you'll be left behind."
 * Toad's response: "That's good advice, Jessica. Come on, (player's name). Let's get moving!"
 * "Now that's what you call playing the stock market! Just look at it!"
 * Toad's response: "Oh! Maybe one day I'll have the courage to try that..."
 * "He he. Looks like it's time for me to pull out all the stops to district you now, (player's name)!"
 * Toad's response: "Oh no! Now I have to stop both (player's name) and Jessica..."
 * To Yangus: "Hmph! That's not fair! Why should (player's name) be able to make that much money?"
 * Yangus' response: "Blimey! Take it easy! You look like a snarlin' dog, Jessica!"
 * To Yangus: "I won't let anyone else win without a fight. I'll put a stop to this, you'll see!"
 * Yangus' response: "Blimey, (player's name), leg it! She's got it in for ya now!"
 * To player: "You must put your finger out, (player's name)! You're not going to let yourself be beaten by a mere child, are you?"
 * Yangus' response: "Oi! 'Ow come Im the one gettin' it in the ear when 'e's the one losin'?"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name). Let's pick up where we left off!"
 * Opponents like Bowser Jr. close to victory: "We've got to do something! Anything! …Oh, I can't think!"
 * Near bankrupt: "It's not over yet. I can still do this! I can't possibly allow myself to declare bankruptcy."
 * Near bankrupt: "I can't believe it's going to end like this and there's nothing I can do. This just terrible!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I can't believe I'm in such a perilous state! How could I have let this happen?"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Perfect! Now I just need to hurry back to the bank and secure my victory."
 * Approaching victory: "Victory will be mine! Time for me to hurry on back to the bank."
 * After player approaches victory: "Hmph! I've been too careless. Now (player's name) is about to steal victory."
 * After player approaches victory: "Pull yourselves together, everyone! If we're not careful, (player's name) is going to steal victory!"
 * "Phew! That takes the pressure off a little. Now I just have to seize my chance to pass up."
 * "Oh, (player's name)… I don't want the thought of that goodbye."
 * "Hm? Hmmm? Pah! I was sure I couldn't lose there."
 * "We came to know each other, (player's name). I don't want this to end so soon."
 * Going Bankrupt: "No! This can't be the end. I can't bear it!"
 * Going Bankrupt: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."
 * Yangus is about to win: "Somehow, the thought of that little guy winning just doesn't sit well with me...."

Area-specific

 * "What in world is this place? Is it akin to the familiar Zenithia?" (The Observatory)
 * "Observing this plentiful people brings into my mind the Tsarevna's tournament of Endor." (Mario Stadium)
 * "Now I feel great sentimentality for the time I adventured alongside my comrades." (The Colossus)
 * "It gives impression of monster castle. I am with hope that our journey is without event." (Bowser's Castle)
 * "This castle is beauty. I believe it is almost equal of our Zamoksva Castle." (Castle Trodain)
 * "This is very peculiar creation. I am impressed that such a shaped object is able to fly in sky." (Starship Mario)
 * "An island for the habitation of slime! The Goddess gives with much generosity." (Slimenia)
 * "A castle inhabited with beautiful princess surrounding by gentle Toad and other friends... I feel green burst of envy." (Peach's Castle)
 * "There exists no ghost here, is it not so? I, erm, I am without fear." (Ghost Ship)
 * "It gives me great surprise to observe an island filled with dragons. The world is containing much mystery." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Change of profession... Hmm, then perhaps I must become a Tsar who is worthy of Tsarevna! Yoy, I, er, I said nothing." (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "These people... they are different from Zenithians? I was not knowing their existence." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "The restful place from legendary hero Erdrick. I am with wish that there was opportunity to meet him." (Alefgard)
 * "This place has mysterious air. I am feeling great history here." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Such a location as this would have Tsarevna in great excitement." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Comrades, I implore! Though this is a track of racing, we must avoid to become excessively heated." (Mario Circuit)
 * "The ruins from legendary thief Robbin Hood...I am with wonderment at what treasures sleep within." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "I sense this dungeon has many tricks. Perhaps it is wise to leave some mark to prevent becoming lost person." (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To player: "I am priest of Zamoksva, with personal name Kiryl. It is pleasing to make your acquaintance."
 * "I am with hope for spotted number I desire."
 * "I sense a person close behind my back. Come near to me and I begin to chant, I caution!"
 * "I believe Tsarevna give me great praise when I keep top position. Haah..."
 * "It is not yet. The image of Tsarevna is held close on my chest."
 * "How can I give Tsarevna the sweet life she does desire when I so poorly progress?"
 * "Mmm...mmm... Whack...mmm..."
 * "To cast Dazzle on spotted cube brings small number! But this is without sense."
 * "Oh, almighty Goddess..."
 * "Mmm... How should one priest behave in this circumstance?"
 * "Sunburning protection, fever reducement... Excellent! I am prepared fully."
 * "The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
 * "A prayerful heart is greatly important, but prayer alone cannot give victory. One must also give great effort from oneself."
 * "We must all be with gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
 * "I implore to you spotted cube! Guide me on this quest!"
 * "The Goddess speaks. First we must to love the unpredictable spotted cube. …Mm?"
 * "The eyes from everybody are brightly shining. This is magic from spotted cube?"
 * "The timing for Whack... mmm... Yoy! The turn is again mine."
 * "Luck looks my way. I hope it does not lose interest on me."
 * "When I grasp the victory, perhaps I can communicate my feelings to-Nyet! I am not such fluttery one!"
 * "Soon I wish to direct my passions for increasing of capital."
 * "I desire to increase capital and lead sweet life of my dreams."
 * "Mmm... this switch, it gives me great suspicion. This is troubling for me."
 * "I observe ahead of me a terrible ordeal."
 * "I possess one suit only. The journey ahead is lengthy, but every seed knows its time."
 * "So I reach the halfway. When a thing you desire comes closer, do you not agree it becomes more heartrending also?"
 * "I require now just a solitary suit. My feet are one step proximitied to my dreams of sweet life."
 * "After a storm comes fair weather. The efforts we make to reach next level make our achievement taste more sweeter."
 * "How to use salary? There is time when I think of nice holiday - Ah, but I am not for such things."
 * "All suits now are in my hand. Soon I am in next level."
 * "Soon I must consider the way for employing my salary. Perhaps I purchase gift for the special somebody..."
 * "How should I call this shop? You have good inspiration for name?"
 * "Many little steps become great journey. This is fundamental principle of preistly life."
 * "This is the first step trodden on journey to more greater achievement."
 * "I pray that this shop receives blessing from Goddess."
 * "I wish to paint this area with illuminating hue of Kiryl! Then I show it to Tsarev- Nyet, nyet!"
 * "Oy! I believe Tsarevna gives great compliment when she sees such formidable shop."
 * "I have discovered one shop I have great desire for, such as my desire for the special lady of my heart."
 * "With bravery, I must travel forwards. I believe I will then come naturally to the first position."
 * "I am in lowest extremity. But love that blossoms in adversity is sweetest love of all!"
 * "This business of warp always make great shock. Even Tsarevna is took by surprise."
 * "The remaining shops for purchase are minimal. The true contest is now beginning."
 * "Still not all shops are allocated, and I wish to procure more for myself. I must implore with the Goddess."
 * "Now entire shops are purchased. I am confident that Goddess does give guidance on our continued journey."
 * "Yoy! The shops for purchase are entirely disappeared! Ay-yay-yay... What must I do now?"
 * "I have progress that is little bit lacking. I fear the Goddess frowns upon me."
 * "Ah, dear Goddess, I beg you forgive me for such method to accumulate funds."
 * "I did forget procurement of stocks. I must quickly rectify."
 * To himself: "The goddess speaks. Victory cannot be attained in such manner. Please, give to me money!"
 * "It is important to assist a comrade with troubles."
 * "I thank you for free invitation. In return, I issue same invitation for you!"
 * "Spasibo, my friends. I vow to you that I do not frivolously use this donation."
 * "To have ownership of so many property, it makes my face break into smile. It cannot be helped."
 * "I have unexpected abundance of shops! I am full of grate- …Nyet, I am how do you say? - grateful!"
 * "Yoy! This shop is very little money."
 * "I feel I am profiting little too much from such small price."
 * "Yoy! I made my pause at shop of victor! I must more carefully consider strategy. Forgive me, comrades."
 * "I feel some envy for you, (player's name). Perhaps my lacking luck is due to lacking prayers."
 * "The Goddess speaks to me that the next dot on spotted cube is solitary one."
 * "You can truly afford such payment, (player's name)?"
 * "We must all be gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
 * "The Goddess does guide you in your actions, (player's name)!"
 * "It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (player's name), and of course to Goddess."
 * After landing on bank: "Do you also feel small happiness when you directly pause at a bank? I certainly feel it!"
 * After player lands on bank: "To where does one journey next? This is always an exciting though to ponder."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I pray that luck visits each and every one of you also."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Oh, I am so ecstatically joyful that tears drop from my eyes!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "You all have much luck, it does seem. Well, I must not waste oppurtunity for timely rest."
 * "Now I am refreshing! It is beneficial for body and mind to rest when the time dictates."
 * After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It is important for occasional recreation time. I wish that you peacefully rest."
 * "I am regretful that today is resting day. I must visit once more in future time."
 * After warping: "Oy-yoy...that gave me some fright!"
 * After warping: "The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
 * After buying someone out: "Goddess told me that I must to possess in this area."
 * After buying someone out: "It is my duty as priest no to look over that area of danger."
 * To player buying his shop: "You purchase precious shop from me. Fu!"
 * To player buying shop: "This shop receives blessing of Goddess I trust you take it with great care."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Mm...from henceforth I must more carefully consider the shop wherein I make my pause."
 * After getting Goodybag: "Yoy! This is greatly surprising jewel! I hope it does visit to my premises."
 * After getting Healie: "These suits you give, Healie…you did cast Heal on them, no!?"
 * Swapping shops: "I am pondering with possibility for exchange of shops? Of course I am not offended when your answer is negative."
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "This shop is filled with my loving sentiment!"
 * After landing his home: "I am liking to speak with you all for whole night long. To sleep is forbidden!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "I wonder, was it wise for man such as me to draw card such as this?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Luck looks my way. I hope it does not interest on me."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "To suddenly receive unanticipated salary...it is something for which I did pray for very long times"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "I diligently work to save much money, so such little number is drop in sea for me."
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Carelessness like this makes victory a long road for you, (player's name)!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "I am full with gratitude that I receive such card!"
 * To player: "I am impressioned, (player's name). Clearly you think of great thoughts. I must be wary of such opponent."
 * To player: "My hat has surprising weight. You wish to attempt to wear her?"
 * To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Perhaps we should expend this salary and travel together to Laissez Fayre!"
 * "I pray for benediction on you, dear (player's name)!"
 * "It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (player's name), and of course to Goddess."
 * "So you are such variety of person, (player's name). Mmm..."
 * "To dominate area, that is sizeable feat. Perhaps you have one shop for spare for your comrade Kiryl, no?"
 * "This is interesting battle, is it not, (player's name)? But I must warn you that I have possessions I wish to protect."
 * (If the player's character is female): "Perhaps Tsarevna could learn from this character and be a little more...ladylike."
 * Alena's response: "I hear what you say, Kiryl!"
 * To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name), and I eagerly await to see further devotion."
 * Alena's response: "You must quickly increase levels so you can become good sparring partner for Tsarevna, (player's name)!
 * To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). It is important to proceed little by little, steps by steps."
 * Angelo's response: "Yes, congratulations indeed. Now how about you and Kiryl come to one of my shops to celebrate?"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Goddess, please to grant your blessing on (player's name), who is returned to us. Well comed back, (player's name)!"
 * Even defeat gives good lesson and helps person to grow. … But I do not throw away my towel so soon."
 * Approaching victory: "Ah yes, this is refreshing feeling. Now I must hurry for the bank."
 * After player approaches victory: "Time is here for special tactic... Nyet, nyet, I did not say nothing! Mm...but...mm..."
 * "The Goddess is alongside me. Believers are never forsaken. I do not be defeated!"
 * Going bankrupt: "It seems I must to more reverently pursue my faith. Haa..."
 * Going bankrupt: "The Goddess did turn her face from me..."

Area-specific

 * "I don't know... I think the job I've got right now is just swell. So maybe I'll just take a look around today, if that's OK." (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Wow, what a lot of customers! I could make a pretty pile here just wandering around selling drinks." (Mario Stadium)
 * "Ha ha! If any of you thought I'd be scared by a few ghosts like this, then you've got me all wrong!" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Oh my! What a lot of dragons. Why don't you all come visit my Party Planning Place sometime?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oh, what a beautiful castle! We could lay out some tables in the courtyard and have a buffet-style party." (Castle Trodain)
 * "This is some kind of vacation resort, huh? Well, a gal needs to cast off the apron and let her hair down once in a while, I always say." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Oh, yeah! The home of the legendary hero! That sounds like the sort of person who should be on my list of clients. Can someone invite him over?" (Alefgard)
 * "Oh, look at that little old castle! Isn't it adorable? Say, I wonder if the owner would let me set up a party planning branch in the town?" (Peach's Castle)
 * (to herself): "Robbin' Hood...Why do I feel like I know that name from somewhere...?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Oh my, we sure end up flying to some funny old places, don't we? I wonder where we are? Up in the far north? Or maybe it's south, is it?" (Starship Mario)
 * "I never imagined a place like this in my wildest dreams. Looks like I've got a few more places to explore before I hang up my adventuring boots once and for all." (The Observatory)
 * "Gee, is this a racetrack? It looks awfully exciting. Say, maybe I should think about running some horse and car races myself." (Mario Circuit)
 * "A whole island full of slimes! I'd heard about a place like this, but I never imagined it really existed! (Slimenia)
 * "Oh, I get it. This place is full of monsters, huh? Hey wouldn't it be swell if they all signed up on my party planning list?" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Phew! It sure is hot here, huh? If I'd know it was gonna be this sweltering, I'd have packed a case full of drinks to sell on my way around!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "This looks like a pretty tough kind of place. It makes me wanna pick up a sword and go adventuring just like in the good old days." (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Is that a giant!? ...Oh, no, it's just some kind of elevator, huh? Shame, I would a loved to put a giant on the party planning list, ya know!" (The Colossus)
 * "Coming to such a funny-looking place like this really gets my adventuring spirit going again. I'm ready to do some metal slime experience grinding right now!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To player: "Hey, honey. I'm Patty. I guess you could say I'm a club-oriented event organizer. I'm sure looking forward to this game with you, (player's name)!"
 * "Ha ha ha. This takes me right back to my adventuring days! I love it!"
 * "Now listen, everyone. I don't want any of you to cut me any slack, OK? Because I'm not about to cut you any, ya know?"
 * "It doesn't matter what the die throws up for me, I can turn any situation to my advantage. You'll see!"
 * "There's nothing more exciting than waiting for your turn to come around again, huh?"
 * "OK! You guys all ready to see a pro throw the die?"
 * "Ooh, I feel like something big's about to happen! ...It's all about thinking positive, you know."
 * "Come on, die! Gimme a good'un, huh, pal?"
 * "Going around looking at everyone's different shops really gets me thinking..."
 * "If I could just land there it'd make my overall strategy a whole lot easier to pull off..."
 * "I don't know... I guess I'll just throw the die and think about my options after that."
 * "OK! This is for everyone back at the Quester's Rest!"
 * "This just doesn't get old, does it? OK! Where to next?"
 * "Oh, gee. I'm sorry for holding you all up. It's my turn, isn't it?"
 * "Come on, gal! I wanna make these shops of mine bigger."
 * "I sure don't seem to have any trouble landing on other people's shops. How come I can't land on my own, huh?"
 * "This is a pretty close contest, huh? But I'm not giving up my top spot for anything!"
 * "I love a close contest! Come on, guys, show me what you've got!"
 * "Three more to go, huh? I wonder what the best route is..."
 * "OK, just two more to get gal, This kind of slow-and-steady collecting is right up my alley."
 * "Just one more suit left... But I should go get it like it was the very first suit I ever saw."
 * "Swell! I'm this far away from getting a promotion! I wonder what I should use my salary on..."
 * "Gee. Looks like I'm heading for a promotion, huh? I sure wish we got some business training thrown in."
 * "I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump from the bank. Come on, gal, you can do it!"
 * "Really? I can have this!? But I never win things. Oh gee, I can't believe my luck!"
 * "Ha ha. You've gotta look after your shops, right? They're like kids; you need to help them grow."
 * "No, I think I'm gonna give investing a miss for now. I've just got a bad feeling about it."
 * "Looks like there aren't a whole lot of shops left for sale. I better hurry and try to snap them up."
 * "I really wanna get my hands on the remainder of these shops. Come on, die, make it happen for me!"
 * "Ha ha ha! Now things are gonna get interesting, huh? All the shops have been taken, and the real action's about to kick off!"
 * "Looks like I'll have to roll the die with a bit more care from now on. Aaahhh, I'm not used to feeling this nervous!"
 * "Oh, wow! That's ducky! I could get really hooked on all this stocks stuff!"
 * "That's the first stage of my plan to get the edge in this district. I hope I can get hold of the rest of the shops."
 * "I've had my eye on this shop for a while."
 * "Now I've gotten hold of this shop, I can focus my efforts on getting that one."
 * "Things are looking good, I've gotta say!"
 * "So that's two shops in this district, huh? But total domination isn't gonna come quite so easily, I guess."
 * "Hey, that's my district! Aw, come on, (player's name), that's low. Don't expect any goodwill from me now, OK?"
 * "I'm sorry honey. But if you manage to dominate this district, it sure is gonna make things tough for the rest of us."
 * "That district of yours is really lookin' great now, (player's name). Wow!"
 * "Ha ha ha ha! I did it! Total domination! Time for a party!"
 * "Haaah... Now there's an even bigger gap between me and the top spot..."
 * "Oh, my! I-I...Eriiinn! Heeelp!"
 * "Wh-What's the matter with this shop!? Oh, my poor purse! Aaaah..."
 * "If I land on many more expensive shops like this one, I'll be in the red before you know it!"
 * "I hope you don't mind, honey, but I'm gonna help myself to this shop. The price kinda hurts, but it'll be worth to the end." (after buying someone out)
 * "Hi, honey. I thought I should call in and give you a bit of a boost. I hope this gold gets you on your feet again."
 * "I guess the owner's trying to pull in more customers with cheap prices. Nice idea."
 * "Sure. I don't mind paying when the prices are that low!"
 * "Oh, gee, what a thing! To be caught without enough cash when an opportunity like this arises..."
 * "I can't let you do what I think you're gonna do. Total domination's too big a deal." (after buying someone out)
 * "That's it! I've had enough of seeing everyone else win! I'm having this shop, even if I have to five times its value!" (after buying someone out)
 * "Oh, wow! I sure wasn't wrong to pick these stocks, huh?"
 * "Oh, you're buying into the same district as me? OK, honey, here's hoping we both do well!"
 * "I guess the owner's trying to pull in more customers with cheap prices. nice idea."
 * "Sometimes you've gotta buy stock just to keep someone else from getting the advantage, ya know?"
 * After gaining money from other players from a Venture Card: "Oh, gee, I'm sorry everyone. But thanks!"
 * After losing money from a Venture Card: "Hey, how come my gold's running away like this?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Oh my! Really!? That's a whole lot of stocks right there. Thanks! I'll make sure I get 'em working hard for me!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Gee, is that OK? I mean, for me to get such a great card as this?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Oh my! My salary! That sure is swell."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: " Hey, what gives!? What did my shops ever do to anyone to deserve this, huh?"
 * After landing on the bank: "So, which way shall I scoot off then? I do like to keep my options open."
 * After player lands on the bank: "That's a lucky break, huh? Choices are the basis for tactics, right?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Really? So I'm gonna get a commission even though I'm not doing anything myself? Is...is that OK? It kinda feels wrong somehow."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I'm not the kind of gal who just stands around waiting for things to happen, but I suppose just this once... It'll be good for me, too."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, I've got a day off? I'll get a well-earned rest then, I think."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, but I'm sure gonna miss some shoppers if I close up... Well, I don't suppose grumbling about it will help now."
 * "Oh, sorry, honey. Were you taking a rest?"
 * "Oh, that's too bad. If you'd just come a little bit later, I'd have been able to serve you, (player's name)."
 * "OK, everything's ducky now! I'm rested up and ready to roll!"
 * "Oh, gee, I missed out there! Say, can't you drop in when it's not my day off next time?"
 * After warping: "Whoa, what happened to me there? Was that some kind of teleportation? My head's spinning."
 * After warping: "Wow! I really did warp though space just then! Gee, the whizzos sure know how to surprise us these days, huh?"
 * After player warps: "No matter how often I see it, I just can't get used to seeing people disappear and then pop up someplace else!"
 * After player warps: "Uh-huh, I see. That's your move, huh? Interesting... You always give me food for thought, honey."
 * After getting Goodybag: "Hey there, Mr. Goodybag! Don't forget to call in on old Patty's shops now, will you?"
 * After getting Healie: "I sure hope you're gonna give me some suits, Mr. Healslime!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "I don't need a day off! But I sure wouldn't mind if you closed a few of my friends' shops, honey."
 * After building a checkpoint: "I'm gonna need some more capital for my plans, so a checkpoint's just the thing."
 * To male player: "Attaboy, (player's name)! If you want, you can come by my store and make your purse a bit lighter!"
 * To male player: "I see you're a very cautious guy, (player's name). I guess I could learn a thing or two from you, huh?"
 * To player: "So, how are you feeling, honey? ...Oh, I'm good, thanks. Well, as good as can be expected. Hee hee."
 * To player: "I get the impression your shops could turn out to be pretty tough cookies in the end, (player's name). I'm gonna keep my eye on you!"
 * To player: "Hey, honey, I think you've overpaid here. This is more than the regular price, ya know?"
 * To player: "You sure are lucky, huh, (player's name). I wouldn't say no to a bit of that fortune."
 * To player: "Hee hee hee! Thanks, sweetie."
 * To player while in first place: "Just look at you go, honey! It won't be long before you're in the lead! I wish I still had your kind of flair."
 * After Player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey there, (player's name)! It's great to see you back again. OK, ready to get on with the fun again?"
 * To player: "So you're an explorer, (player's name)? Go easy on us regular folk, huh?"
 * Stella's response: "No one needs to go easy on you, Patty. I know you've got some tricks in your sleeve!"
 * To player: "Hey, look at that! That was a nice bit of insider trading there. Maybe I should give that a go myself..."
 * Stella's response: "Is that even legal?"
 * Opponents close to victory: "I'll get on to organizing a celebration party night right away! It'll only cost (target amount of money). A special deal just for you honey!"
 * Approaching victory: "Gee, I'm sorry, but I think I'm just gonna win this now, OK?"
 * "Oh, horsefeathers! Now I've got to earn more gold again."
 * Near bankrupt: "Phew! It's times like these that just rolling the die makes you tremble..."
 * Near bankrupt: "You're a real fix here, Patty! Guess I'll just have to try to hold it out until my next salary..."
 * Near bankrupt: "I thought I was pretty careful with money, but it's so easy to get caught out, huh?"
 * Going bankrupt: "Oh, gee... I'm bankrupt?... I'm gonna have to go say sorry to Erinn and the others at the Inn. I've really let them down..."
 * Going bankrupt: "No... Tell me I'm dreaming, right? It's just a bad dream..."

Area-specific

 * "I ain't so g-good wid spooks! ... Ah! Who's tuggin' on my tail!?" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "I like what I'm seein' here. This place has got potential. But the boys are gonna have to do summat wid those walls." (Mario Stadium)
 * "One day I'm gonna take over the role of our respected Plobfather and live it up in a casa like this one." (Castle Trodain)
 * "This flyin' place o' meat is summat else! If we can get this ting back wid us, boys, Don Clawleone's gonna be makin' us breakfast!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Heh heh! All the slimes from this island have been cleaned out by me an' the boys! The Plob means business!" (Slimenia)
 * "What is this, the races? Heh heh! You ain't seen nuttin' till you've watched the boys shift after a bank job, my friend!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "I-I got a bad case o' the voitigo here, boys. Let's get this job done and get back to terra foima, huh?" (The Observatory)
 * "This place looks kind of entertainin'! I'm ready for action, you schmoos!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Holy Clawleone, that is one hooge statue! Ain't no way the boys are gonna knock over that woik of art." (The Colossus)
 * "Aaah... One day I'm gonna be sittin' pret, in a casa of my own wid more tails than you can count!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "This place is hotter than a case fulla ice. I ain't never been so mad to have all this fur!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What is this place, some kind of vacation joint? Well I ain't fraternizin' wid no one outside of the Family." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "We got guys woikin' in this heck of the woods. Anywhere there's summat goin' down, you can bet the Family's involved." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "This is the kinda place every made man in the Family dreams of retirin' to". (Delfino Plaza)
 * "This place has got some legendary hero, huh? I'm acquainted wid a hero myself as it happens. ... Some mortal schmoo who's always gettin' in our way!" (Alefgard)
 * "I ain't likin' the look of this place. The Plob don't like feeling the heat!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Heh heh! I could make myself the Don! Have the whole of the Plob at my disposal! ...I, er... Them words never raised my lips, OK? Mum's the woid!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "This place is pretty sweet. I say we make it Family territory, huh boys!?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

 * To player: "OK, my friend, before we start I just wanna get one thing straight: This is business, OK? The Plob don't like gettin' poissonal."
 * "What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
 * "When I bring this game home for the Family, the big guy's gonna be all smiles!"
 * "Aaah, there ain't no feelin' like throwin' the die!"
 * "OK, you schmoos! Here I come!"
 * "Hey, quit it wid all the jaw, OK? How's a guy supposed to concentrate on preenin' his tail wid all that noise in his ear, huh?"
 * "No one does a number on me, my friends. Foist place is where I belong."
 * "You schmoos need to learn some respect! It should be my toin all the time!"
 * "I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do wid the mazuma once I win this lay..."
 * "The Family needs this joint. You'll be compensated, so don't make this hard for yourself, you follow?"
 * "Don't let us down, die! You woik for the Family now!"
 * "I ain't too sure what the play is here..."
 * "I ain't got time for no fancy ideas. Ya gotta have plenty of swift in this business, my friend."
 * "I'm bright-eyed and bushy-tailed today, boys! It's gonna be a good day for the Family!"
 * "OK, we're gonna...in the basement, then...wid all the loot...outta there...the hammer an' saw... Hm? Hey, this is private business!"
 * "This is the poifect time! I gotta be pumpin' dough into my stores right now!"
 * "OK, you saps, get outta my way! I gotta get to one of my stores so's I can start woik on expandin' the business."
 * "I know how to take care of the suits. You mark my woids, I'm gonna hit 'em all!"
 * "Takin' down a suit gets me hungry. Makes me wanna take on a stack of wheats, ya know."
 * "I got the last suit in my sights already. Ain't nuttin' that gets past this tail, my friends!"
 * "This roll's gonna get me to the bank, my friend! And then I'm takin' my career to a whole new level."
 * "That's the crop! Come on, boys, I need a fast track to the bank!"
 * "You're lookin' at a gink wid the suits, my friends! Time to hightail it to the bank..."
 * "D'you think the Plobfather's gonna gimme another tail when I make it to the next level, huh?"
 * "Hm, there ain't a fat lot of stores left to polchase. I'll have to take what I can on the quiet."
 * "Right, boys! We gotta hightail it to them last remainin' stores before the legits take a hold of 'em!"
 * "That's all the stores taken care of. Now it's time to woik the advantage..."
 * "That toined out nice for us, boys! Very nice!"
 * "What gives, boys? We're losin' lettuce when we ain't even payin' no bills!"
 * "Rats! I was lookin' to get a few more properties in the Family's portfolio, you know."
 * "It ain't pretty to be greedy. If you're in foist place, you got all the mazuma ya need already!"
 * "When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
 * "The more stars, the better. The Family's establishments have gotta look classy, ya know?"
 * "Accordin' to what I been told, you get a better retoin when you invest in stocks after you put the lettuce in your property, huh?"
 * "I ain't pumpin' mazuma into the Family's stores at every oppurtoonity, ya know. I got my instructions."
 * "This store belongs to the Family now. And that's the way it's gonna stay, capisce?"
 * "The Family's got its eyes on a whole bunch of property around here. You better get ready, 'cos we're comin' in hard."
 * "Now I'm here, I may as well buy this place up, huh?"
 * "Maybe I'll stick a few tails on this joint, huh? So people know it ain't to be messed wid!"
 * "Once I start makin' poichases, I just can't stop!"
 * "Heh heh! The Family's portfolio just got a little bit fatter!"
 * "We ain't far off ownin' this whole district, boys! A domination! The big guy's gonna be gettin' generous wid the tail handouts, huh!"
 * "Now that's three joints we got in this district, boys! Stores are like tails - the more you got, the more you got respect."
 * "Now we got the new Plob headquarters fixed up, boys! Maybe it's time the Plobfather retired and made way for new talent, huh?"
 * "I got no kick wid that. The Family ain't got eyes for that establishment anyways."
 * "I like it, showin' your respect by lowerin' your prices."
 * "I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, ya know?"
 * "I gotta say, I wasn't expectin' no invites to no free shops."
 * "My conk's sayin' that way's east, but my tail ain't buyin' it. I'm in a tailspin boys! What gives, huh?"
 * "This is gonna be quite an eye-opener for you, (player's name), seein' how the Family operates."
 * "Closin'up outta respect for the Family, huh? Thay's the way it oughta be."
 * To player while in first place: "Are you tailin' me, (player's name)? I ain't too comfortable wid that look in your eyes!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That's the way I like it!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Guess I've been doin' good for the Family, huh? The Plobfather's pleased wid my woik."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hey, what gives? Some wise guy just took a piece outta my property!"
 * After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Take a look at this, boys! All the stores of that doity rat, (player's name), just took a price hit! Time for the Family to move in!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! There ain't an associate in the Family wid my kinda luck!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "We got lucky, boys! Now we just gotta sit on our tails and watch the dough roll in!"
 * After player lands on a Boon or Boom square: "You wanna share some of that luck wid the Family, huh, (player's name)?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "That is fortuitous timin', boys. I was just thinkin' I could do wid takin' it easy for a while."
 * After male player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Hey, (player's name)...! Where'd he go, boys? The doity skipout ain't here!"
 * After landing on Bank: "Aaah, smell that mazuma, boys! Start takin' notes. You never know when we might need to..."
 * After player lands on his closed shop: "Whatever schmoo's runnin' that joint for me, they got some serious explainin' to do!"
 * "I ain't never takin' a day off again! I had a dream that a whole bunch of customers came by while every one of my joints was shut up..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. You try to tighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
 * After warping: "That's a pretty neat trick. The kinda technology the Family likes to invest in."
 * After warping: You see? You never know when the Plob's gonna come knockin' on your door, my friend! We can toin up anywhere!"
 * After player warps: "You like gettin' around, huh, (player's name)? So does the Family."
 * After player warps: "What, are you tryin' to give me a coronary, (player's name)!? Enough wid the disappearin' acts already!"
 * After buying a shop out: "Come on in! Spend your dough! This is a nice Family store in a nice Family area! Heh heh!"
 * After buying a shop out: "You got so many stores here, you're gonna struggle to take care of them all. You should let the Family step in. Heh heh!"
 * After buying a shop out: "Now you guys got the screws on me, I ain't got nuttin' to lose! I'll pay five times what this joint's woith!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "That goodybag, Gumdrops, is on the payroll. He's gonna come through wid the goods."
 * After getting Healie: "Holy Clawleone! I ain't trustin' no suits from a healslime! If you ain't grifter, I ain't a platypunk!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Now I've seen it all! Cotton candy flyin' through the air!"
 * Accepting a trade deal: :I spoke to the big guy and he's approved the switch. Nice doin' business wid ya!"
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "I spoke to the big guy, but he ain't makin' the switch. Sorry, my friend, but this ain't gonna happen."
 * After player builds a Checkpoint: "You're gonna let a one-tailer through there widout no fee, right, my friend?"
 * "I'm all set to take victory here! There ain't no point in tryin' to play the Plob. It can't be done, my friends!"
 * "Hey! Who's runnin' the show here, huh? How come I'm in last place? Someone's got some answein' to do!"
 * "You schmoos are gonna pay for makin' a member of the Family look like a knucklehead!"
 * "No self-respectin' made man hangs around in last place!"
 * "You gotta make time for your recreational activities, ya know? That's the way to keep yourself sharp!"
 * "When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
 * "You are one lucky schmoo, (player's name)! I could do wid a piece of that action myself..."
 * To female player: "The boys call me 'boss', but you can call me 'Platy' if ya like, doll."
 * To female player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, doll. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
 * To male player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, bo. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
 * Platypunk to player: "I ain't about to lose to no slimeball! And I ain't about to lose to a slime, neither, (player's name)! Heh heh!"
 * Slime's response: "Eek! You're oozing with more confidence than a metal king slime!"
 * To player: "Me and the boys, we know how to get things done. You catch my drift, squirt?"
 * To player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"
 * To player: "I just noticed what you're up to here, (player's name)! You got a pretty big stake in this district, huh?"
 * To player: "You got yourself a pretty pile of dough there, (player's name). I'm green wid envy, I gotta tell ya."
 * Alena's response: "I feel some envy, but I plan same success by my own efforts. Tsarevna is not defeated, (player's name)!"
 * Platypunk to Slime: "How's this schmoo come by all this dough, huh boys? He's/She's makin' us look like small fry!"
 * Slime's response: "I don't know how you goo it, but I think you're subslime, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "So you're gonna take it away this time, huh, (player's name)? Well at least we weren't beat by no slime, huh, boys?"
 * Slime's response: "Hey! That's mean! The Plob's full of really mean blobs!"
 * After being bought out: "Call the law! It's a knock-off! That (player's name) is a cheap crook!"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Looks like you scraped your way back to the bank, huh, (player's name)?"
 * Near bankrupt: "Ya feelin' the chill, to? I ain't doin' so good here. I gotta bunk already."
 * Approaching victory: "No one's gonna catch me now! Not now I got my mitts on the loot!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I thought you'd walked out on me for a minute there, doll! I gotta say, it's good havin' you around again!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Th-This ain't good, boys! If we get beaten by that (player's name) schmoo, the big guy's gonna be spittin' lead at us!"
 * After female player approaches victory: "Hey, wait for me at the bank, doll! I ain't gonna be far behind."
 * Going bankrupt: "I-I'm on the nut!? B-But I was g-gonna make the big time!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I-I'll be waitin' for you, you schmucks! The Plob don't get beat so easy!"

Area-specific

 * "I'd like to think that Moonbrooke Castle was once as grand as this." (Castle Trodain)
 * "Ooh, a vehicle resembling a face! This looks rather fun." (Starship Mario)
 * "Wah! I'm so terrified here that I can hardly function." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * Traveling by magmalice on the map: "Why, thank you, magmalice! I must admit to being rather taken aback, mind you."
 * "What a delightful castle. Perhaps Moonbrooke would benefit from being restyled in the same manner." (Peach's Castle)
 * "A monster with the ability to control this Staub would certainly be a force to be reckoned with!" (The Colossus)
 * "Would you all mind terribly if you took the lead here? I'll be following along momentarily." (Bowser's Castle)
 * "This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)
 * "Baseball, you say? So one would use this stick to hit the ball, would one?" (Mario Stadium)
 * "What a wonderful castle, floating in the sky like that! Perhaps I should see if Moonbrooke could be made to do the same." (The Observatory)
 * "Goodness, this is a rather strangely shaped island. One must take care not to become lost." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Just how far do these ruins go on? I'm afraid I hustle can't feel at ease here." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "What a charming town. We must model the new Moonbrooke town on this wonderful example." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Alefgard was established by the great spirit Rubiss. It is my duty to protect it!" (Alefgard)
 * "I wonder if I have a hope of winning. I implore you all to give me achance, at least." (Mario Circuit)
 * "One can only hope that the poor lost souls will find their way to rest in peace." (The Ghost Ship)
 * "This dragon doesn't appear to be at all aggressive. If only the whole world could be so peaceful." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I'm afraid I'm unable to conside a change in vocation. It is my duty to revive Moonbrooke." (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "This is a rather unusual location. I wonder if I'll be able to succeed here." (Super Mario Bros.)

General

 * To player: "I am Princess Princessa of Moonbrooke. It's a pleasure to meet you, (player's name).
 * "Oh, please give me the number I wish for!"
 * "I must push myself to the limit and beyond if I'm to make up for the absence of my two loyal friends."
 * "The stronger I become, the more I can protect my pack. I must do everything in my power."
 * "Woof woof! Woof woof! Oops! I appear to have reverted back to my canine self."
 * "Oh, great Rubiss! Please bestow upon me your divine protection."
 * "I must save a great deal more money. I wonder just how much will be required to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
 * "I think I ought to use Holy Protection in the hope that it will prevent any monsters from attacking."
 * "Mother, Father...please protect your little princess."
 * "I wonder where I shall go next. It's all rather exciting!"
 * "Great Rubiss, please guide me to one of my shops."
 * "I can see my shops before my eyes, but I just cannot seem to stop at them. What am I to do?"
 * "The battle is still far from won. I can't possibly afford to lose."
 * "I have high expectations of you, lucky die!"
 * To herself: "Watch over me, great Rubiss..."
 * "I'm pondering where I should proceed to next. I don't suppose you could recommend a worthwhile shop?"
 * "That shop looks rather dangerous. I don't suppose I could bypass it using Safe Passage..."
 * "Not to worry, I still have fight in me yet."
 * "Now I have two suits in my possession. This brings to mind the time I was collecting the five crests."
 * "I have three suits left to collect. That seems to be a good direction to try. I'm picking up something of a scent..."
 * "The next level is tantalizing close now. I wonder what new spells I will be able to learn."
 * "I have my four suits, so now I just need to reach the bank if I'm to attain the next level. I must hurry!"
 * "I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
 * "An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
 * "My first purchase in this district! I must work steadily and increase my acquisitions little by little."
 * "Another acquisition for Moonbrooke! How very exciting!"
 * "This will be one step up the ladder to Moonbrooke's revival."
 * "Now this shop belongs to me! I must make more purchases!"
 * "My second acquisition in this district. I'm tempted to take over the entire area if I can."
 * "Rrowf, rrowf! (She appears to be in high spirits because she has so many shops.)"
 * "Come to think of it, that district is becoming rather than full of your shops, (player's name). I wonder if I need to pull up my socks..."
 * "The great Rubiss is obviously watching over you on this fateful day, (Player’s name)."
 * "Ruff ruff ruff! (She appears to be overwhelmed with delight.)"
 * "Woof woof! Nnnn... (She appears to be playing with the suits.)"
 * "I feel rather ill at ease, building something like this in my capacity as princess."
 * "I do hope everyone will visit my shop."
 * "It's possible to recover from even the harshest of trials. Just think, I used to be a dog! Yet I'm perfectly normal again now."
 * "For the sake of Moonbrooke's revival, I cannot afford to be defeated."
 * "How foolish of me to stop at a shop belonging to the player in first place!"
 * "So in terms of shops left for purchase...is that all there is? I must hurry!"
 * "I desperately wish to acquire that shop. Am I wise to buy it, great Rubiss?"
 * "Ooh. I wonder what's wrong with me. I'm all of a tizz."
 * "Goodness! I had no idea that so many shops had already been sold. You people are as fast as Whippets!"
 * "All of the shops have been sold! I must try not to dally in the future."
 * "So all the shops have been sold. I do hope you will all give me a fighting chance."
 * "Now I'm in first place...I wonder if it would be ethical to use Kasap on my opponents? Prohibited? Really? Surely not!"
 * "So I am just a hair breadth's from first place? Then I must do my utmost to achieve it, for everyone's sake."
 * "He he he! No one can cause accuse me of being weak now."
 * "Once again, I have Rubiss to thank to her guidance."
 * "It's not easy to be in such position, but I must hold my head high. I've been in just this situation before."
 * "Aroo... Nn, nn, nn... (She appears to be in low spirits.)"
 * "Not to worry. I still have to fight in me yet."
 * "So your shop just became a little bit more secure, (player's name). I can see it means a lot to you."
 * "Ooh, how exciting! I want to do something just as rewarding."
 * "To think that a shop of mine could do so well! Of course, it's all thanks to the great Rubiss and her divine protection."
 * "Splendid! Moonbrooke's savings are looking bountiful now."
 * "Oh! A payment so high will all but empty my purse."
 * "This is a rather expensive shop. I do hope I have adequate funds."
 * "This is a hefty blow to my savings."
 * "It's half-price today? Then perhaps I should take advantage and purchase more than usual."
 * "That shop is a little pricy at the moment. How unfortunate that I chose today of all days to come."
 * "I'm afraid of dreams of domination will have to be abandoned as long as I'm present!"
 * "I really am most grateful. It's a tremendous privilege to receive a donation from each and every one of you."
 * "I don't suppose you're planning on something underhanded, are you, (player's name)? I have Kaboom up my sleeve if you are!"
 * Swapping Shops: "What an attractive-looking shop. I know! May I propose that you exchange it for one of my own?"
 * Accepting a trade deal: "It’s a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
 * After landing on the bank: "I wonder if Moonbrooke would become more prosperous if we established a bank there."
 * After getting money from other players due to Venture Card: "I would have ideally preferred a more generous windfall, but one mustn't complain."
 * After losing money to another player because of an event: "That money has been hard-earned by all of us, so you must take care to use it wisely."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "This is a sign the from great Rubiss. I must continue to strive for victory!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "A bonus for me? Te he, it's rather good when things go one's way."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Someone is clearly watching over me. Thank you, great Rubiss."
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "All of your shops have increased in price, (player's name)! Tell me, did you use some kind of spell?"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "I must admit I'm rather envious, (player's name). I wonder if I might be awarded a bonus."
 * After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That was lucky, (player's name). I only hope I will be as fortunate."
 * After Player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "That Suit Yourself card looks very useful. I'd like a few of those myself"
 * After getting a bad Card: "Such a price is easily within my reach. Ruff ruff!"
 * After getting a bad Card: "How very unfortunate I am, drawing such a terrible card! Nnn..."
 * After player gets a bad Card: "That was jolly bad luck, (player's name). Perhaps I'll cast Fullheal for you a little later on."
 * After getting Healie: "Excuse me, Mr. Healie, but I don't suppose you'd consider giving me a suit in return for my teaching you Fullheal?"
 * After warping due to Venture Card: "This is a rather useful card. If only one could always have it to hand."
 * After landing on the Lucky Space: "I wonder if this means a change in my fortunes. Perhaps a dashing prince will come to my rescue...mmm!"
 * After landing on Boon Space: "I do hope this will bring me some luck. My life to date has been rather lacking in it."
 * After landing on Boon Space: "I don't suppose you could you share some of that good luck with me, (player's name)?"
 * After landing on a switch: "I wonder what would happen if that switch were pressed. I do hope I wouldn't be turned into a dog or anything."
 * "That's bad form, isn't it visiting a shop on a day off? You must visit again when I'm open!"
 * After player warps: "I wish I could do this 'warping' business. It's hardly fair if only you take advantage of it, (player's name)."
 * "Did you want to go there, (player's name)? I was thinking there was a good scent the other way, personally."
 * After warping: "Dear me! Too much of this 'warping' makes one's head go into a spin."
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "I wish you a restful day off. Tomorrow will be a new beginning."
 * "Princess Princessa reporting for duty! I must get to work."
 * "Oh dear! It's closed. I was looking forward to coming here."
 * After building a checkpoint: "With a checkpoint built and Safe Passage in place, no monsters will be traversing through here."
 * To player: "Congratulations on reaching the next level, (player's name). The stronger you are, the more you'll be able to look out for me!"
 * To player: "The bank is rather impressive, isn't it? I must do all I can to rebuild Moonbrooke."
 * To player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (player's name)."
 * To player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
 * To player: "Impressive as always, (player's name). I really must take a leaf out of your book."
 * To player: "How would you feel if you were turned into a dog, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "I can't lose this, (player's name)! I won't allow first place slip away from me!"
 * To player: "If I were to cast Snooze on you, there would be one less player to compete with..."
 * Slime's response: "I'm wide awake. I couldn't plop off to sleep now."
 * Princessa to player: "Ooh, congratulations, (player's name)! You mustn't rest on your laurels, though. It's important to go from strength to strength."
 * Slime's response: "Yeah, congratgoolations, (player's name)! ...You, you won't start being mean to me now you're so mind-blobbingly amazing, will you?"
 * To player: "You perform admirably, (player's name). I would be thrilled if you could assist me in the rebuilding of Moonbrooke when this is over."
 * Alena's response: "I think not! I already did decide that (player's name) becomes assistance to Tsarevna!"
 * To player: "Congratulations, (player's name). I would appear you have become a degree stronger.
 * Dragonlord's response: "No promotion, no magic potion, no incantation, no invocation could ever raise a mortal to the heights of my might!"
 * After buying someone out: "Kabooooom! This shop belongs to me!"
 * After getting bought out: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"
 * After getting bought out: "Grrr! WOOF WOOF! (She seems a little angry.)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Aooooo...(She looks on the verge of tears)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Great Rubiss, please offer me your guidance."
 * Near bankrupt: "Surely this doesn't mean my dreams of protecting Moonbrooke are over?"
 * "Oh...I see my dreams receding into the distance and out of my grasp."
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "I have (target amount of money)! That means victory is just a hair's breadth away! This will be a huge boost to Moonbrooke's fortunes.
 * Approaching victory: "A resounding success! With these refunds, I'll be able to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
 * "Oh, I was so close! This is unforgiveable, grrrr!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name). I tried Kazing countless times, you know."
 * After player approaches victory: "You've almost reached the target, (player's name)? Perhaps I should cast Kasnooze to put a stop to you..."
 * Going bankrupt: "Forgive me, everyone. It appears the rebuilding of Moonbrooke is still going to take some time."
 * Going bankrupt: "Mother, Father... It would appear your princess is more of a Poodle than a Rottweiler."

Area-specific

 * "My anslurpstors fought alongside the legendary hero from here. I bet they were really stout!" (Alefgard)
 * "Wow, look at them croozing around! This is even more exciting than the Slurpodrome! I want a goo! I want a goo!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Yay! Look at all my goosom buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)
 * "Wow! Just look at all that gootiful greenery! I bet the king or queen here's really squishy-hearted." (Peach's Castle)
 * "Wow! I'm blobsmacked! The castle, the train...All flying goo the sky!" (The Observatory)
 * "Do you think Yoshi and all his friends will goo easy on me? You don't think they'll juice me, do you?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oh goodie, oh goodie! ...I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal! Tee hee! This place is goovy!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Tee hee hee! I love wobbling and rolling about in grass!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Oh! Do you wanna know something? Listen to this! ...This humongooze statue... moves!" (The Colossus)
 * "Yay! Gooray! ...Where are we all gooing? ...Hm? Into the gooniverse? Ooh, that sounds like fun. It is, isn't it?" (Starship Mario)
 * "Ahhh, all that warm sunlight is making me really stretchy! Look how I squidge out under the rays!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I know what this place is. This is one of those petrifying dungeons that squidges into a different shape every time you goo in it!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Brrr... I'm sc-scared... This place is t-too stony and h-hard and straight and s-solid!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Ghosts and gools and skeletons and stuff are all monsters just like me. We're friends. You don't need to be scared!" (Ghost Ship)
 * "What's gooing on here? Everything's all plopsy-turvy... I'm completely bamgoozled!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah! I don't like this place! I-I might dry up! I'll be deslurpcated!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "D-Don't tread on me! I-I'm not a bad slime! Really! I promise!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I wouldn't chooze another vocation. Call me gooey, but I like being a slime!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To player: "Hi! I'm... Well, everyone just calls me 'Slime'. Good luck (player's name)! I wish you every slurpcess!"
 * "It seems like ploperty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
 * "Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
 * "Here gooes! (Slurp)"
 * "What? What is it!? …Oh! It's my goo! Sorry!"
 * "If I try really, really, really hard, do you think I could boing over the finish line first?"
 * "I'm a slime, so I can streeetch out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket!...Ah! D-Don't you pull me!
 * "I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
 * "It's super-glooper to be able to play with mortals as well, instead of just monsters all the time!"
 * "I-I can't seem to get a good grip on the die!"
 * "Roly-poly, round and round, and...plop! ...What will I get!?"
 * "OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
 * "I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
 * "(Slurp slurp slurp...) Oh! Excooze me! I was just thinking about winning!"
 * "Shops, suits, gold coins... This is really confoozing... My brain's turning to jelly!"
 * "Wibble wobble black bobble... Ooh, where shall I go next?"
 * "Brrr... I'm sc-scared... That sh-shop up ahead keeps looking at me. It wants to take all my slimoleons!"
 * "I've already got stocks, I have! Next I want to make my ploperty bigger..."
 * "My slurpiest slime friend told me I should plop more gold coins into my shops once I've got stocks."
 * "I've got a suit! I've got a suit! Ner-nee Ner-nee goo-dah!"
 * "I've found two suits now! Two whole suits!"
 * "Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
 * "Yay! All four suits! I've got all four! ..Now where did the bank goo?"
 * "Once I hop back to the bank, I slurp up a pay packet, don't I? Yay! Gooray!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
 * "Hee hee! I'm gooing to hop up a level on my next roll for sure!"
 * "I bought a shop! I'm the ploprietor of my very own shop!"
 * "This is slime property now!"
 * "Hee hee! My first ploperty!"
 * "One...two... Yay! That's my second ploperty in this district!"
 * "This ploperty will keep the first ploperty I bought here company. They'll squidge along nicely together!"
 * "Gooray! I've done it! Slime Avengoo's complete! I'm on oozy street now!
 * "Did you see that!? I bought another ploperty here!"
 * "Gooray! My ploperty got bigger!"
 * "Hee hee! Expanding ploperty looks like fun, I want to have a goo! Now, how much should I invest...?"
 * "Yay! My shop's grown up! Why don't you all plop over and make some slurpchases?"
 * "I've seen other players eyeing up this shop. It makes me worry-wobble."
 * "Oh, I see... I got goodles of gold then because my stocks skyrocketed!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Didn't think I could squeeze that much out of my stocks, did you?"
 * "Huh! Have I got more gold, now...? That's a bit of a slurprise."
 * "Hm? Aren't I gooing to invest? No! I'm having goo much fun at the moment!"
 * "Don't give up! I'm right behind you, slurpporting you all the way!"
 * "Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
 * "Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg - or something - and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
 * "Boo hoo goo! I-I wanted more shops than that and now there are none left! Waaaah!"
 * "There aren't any shops left... They've, they've all been slurped up... But I wanted to have moooooore! Goo hoo hoo!"
 * "What can I uooze to buy that shop...? Ooh! Yes! I'll squeeze in and bounce the owner out in a forced buyout!"
 * "Erm...well...you see... This district's stock prices are really going to esgoolate. ...I'm almost certain!"
 * "Wow! So that's how you make gold from stocks, is it? Fantabgoolous!"
 * "That's not fair! You can't plump up the price just because I'm a monster!"
 * "Boo goo... They say you can looze gold with stocks. This must be what they mean!"
 * "Err...oh yeah! I remember! Expand your shops after buying a dollop of stocks. ...That's the way to goo, isn't it?"
 * "Ooh gooey! A cheap ploperty!"
 * "Wahoo! Look at me! Ooze the best!? I am, I am!"
 * "Hee hee hee! This dinky little ploperty's so cute!"
 * "Hee hee! I'm a super-squishy slime! Hard cheese, losers!"
 * "Ooh! Ooh! Can I switch that switch? Pleeease!? Goo on!"
 * "You'll have to excooze me. I'm taking a day off. I can't play."
 * After receiving money from other players after an event: "Wow, thanks everyone! That's so generooze!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Did my ploperties just get a bit bigger? Yay! Gooray!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Wow! I can crooze on up the next level without paying a vist to the bank? Gooray!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Agh! I know what people say about shops like this! Daylight blobbery!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Urgh! Shops like this are horrid! They send shivers down my - Well, they make me shiver!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Boo goo! My purse isn't nice and plump anymore. Not squishy at all..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm 'flexible' with prices!"
 * After landing on a Boon or Boom square: "I'm as lucky as a seed of luck!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Now I've stopped on a lucky square, does that make me a kind of fortune cookie?"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You're so lucky! You're a big, sloppy dollop of luck, (player's name)!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Yay! Lucky goo, (player's name)! Now you can share in everyone else's joy!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Aaaaaahhh... Goo-night..."
 * "I feel as fit as a Fullhealslime after that rest!"
 * "Huh? Did someone plop in while I was snoozing?"
 * "You're goovy, (player's name), you know that?"
 * After buying someone out: "Share some ploperties with me, goo!"
 * After warping: "Ooh, that felt fantabgoolous, being able to stretch so far!"
 * After warping: "Urgh! That was a bit of a stretch! I thought I was going to split in goo!"
 * After player warps: "Wh-Where did you goo, (player's name)!? Whe- Oh! There you are!"
 * After getting Goodybag: "Gumdrops! I love goo-dybags. Give me some treasure! Please, please, please!"
 * After getting Healie: "Hiya, Healie! Can I have a suit, please? I’m not a bad slime, I promise!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! I'm not tired at all. So don't goo giving me a rest!"
 * After getting money from a Venture Card: "A bonus, a bonus! Right, that's galvanoozed me into action!"
 * After player warps: "That was a slurprise! You used a warp card, did you?"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Have a good snooze, (player's name). You need a rest."
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I know what that is! You can uooze that card in place of a suit!"
 * To player: "That's three whole ploperties you've got in that district, (player's name)! ...You're going for total globulation, aren't you?"
 * After player achieves total domination: "Look at all those jumbo ploperties! You've got a domination, (player's name)!"
 * "B-But you didn't goo anything wrong, (player's name)! That's so unfair!"
 * "I-I just can't get a goo grip on the die! Don't laugh! I'm digitally challenged, you know!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * "Congratgoolations, (player's name)! So, what are you gooing to spend your salary on?"
 * "Wow! You're really plopular, (player's name)! I wish I had your charm!"
 * Starting a deal: "Erm...excooze me... Will you swap ploperties with me?"
 * Starting a deal with Player: "I'd like to have a goo at swapping a ploperty with you, (player's name), if you agree?"
 * After losing money due to an event: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
 * "I-I've lost some of my gold! Where's it gone!? ...What did you goo, (player's name)!?"
 * "Goo for you, (player's name)! Nice gooing!"
 * To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
 * To player: Congratgoolations,(player's name)! So, what are you going to spend your salary on?"
 * To player: "Look out! I'm hot on your heelslime!"
 * To player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
 * To player: "I'm so happy to be playing with you, player, I've turned to jelly!"
 * To player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
 * To player: "You're not one of those horrid goomans, are you, (player's name)? You wouldn't brooze my ooze, would you?"
 * To player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (player's name)!
 * To player: "You don't need to worry, (player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
 * To player: "Don't give up! You can still bounce back!"
 * To player: "You're so goovy, (player's name)! I wish I knew how to handle stocks!"
 * After getting bought out: "Hey! I'm not a bad slime! I'm not! I promise!"
 * After building a tax office: "Once I've got more gold, I'll come back her and uooze it to my advantage!"
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "Eek! I-I'm sorry! Don't be angry! Don't beat me to a- Well, to more of a pulp than I am already!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Wow! How does it feel, (player's name)? To be on the final stretch, just a plop away from winning?"
 * Slime to player: "That's gloopendous, (player's name)!... What are you going to uooze the gold on!?
 * Stella's response: "You can't ask stuff like that!...But are you thinking of dashing over to one of my shops for a splurge, eh?
 * To Princessa: "Gooness gracious! Look, Princess Princessa! (player's name)'s oozing with gold all of a sudden!"
 * Princessa's response: "What an extraordinary achievement! I must take notes!"
 * To player: "Oh... You're gooing to win, are you, (player's name)? So, we won't be able to play anymore?"
 * Princessa's response: "The game hasn't reached its conclusion yet. I still have Snooze at my disposal!"
 * To player: "You're so plopulent, (player's name)! How do you goo it!?"
 * Stella's response: "That was a bit of insider shading, was it? Certainly seems shady to me..."
 * To player: "Gooray! Congratgoolations on your promotion, (player's name)! ...How juoozy was your salary!?
 * Bianca's response: "You slimy little critter! Didn't your mum ever tell you it's rude to ask stuff like that?"
 * To player: "Wow, (player's name)! You're like one huge dollop of gold!"
 * Dragonlord's response: "Aaarrrgh! Pesky pest, test my patience thou dost! ...Slime! Dispatch this witless twit!"
 * To player: "Wow, (player's name), you've done it! You've got the full (target net worth G)! That's fabgoolous!"
 * Stella's response: "What are you so happy about, you loony blob? If we don't catch him/her, we're all dead beat!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ooh, (player's name)! Welcome back! I'm so glad to see you I could boing off the board!"
 * "Oh... I knew I didn't have substance to win.."
 * "What, I can't boing over the finish line now? But why? Oh, boo hoo goo! I wanted to win!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Yay! Gooray! I've got (target amount of money)! If only I could Elasto Blast my way to the finish line!"
 * Approaching victory: "I'm gooing to win! I'm gooing to win! Quick! There's no slime to looze!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I don't want to goo! I want to stay and play more!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I'm sorry, everyone. I-I have to make my excoozes..."

Area-specific

 * "Fatguts! Oi, fatguts, you here? I need your help. Come on, stop pretending you've gone out, you daft old grump!" (The Observatory)
 * "What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Well flap me! A whole slimy island! Don't tell me they all squelch together into one massive, wobbling dollop of yuck..." (Slimenia)
 * "Uurgh, talk about spooky! I'm not flapping around here any longer than I have to. Let's get this over with and buzz off like bats out of a belfry!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "No, no! This place is a no-no! I don't like ghosts and that. They give me the creaks. That's why ships like this always make that noise." (Ghost Ship)
 * "Hmph, that is one weird-looking castle! I wouldn't want to be stuck in there if a hoard of marauding monsters was coming my way!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "I'm getting a faint whiff of...eau de vine, is it? Is that your perfume? Very classy. I'll have to get a name off you." (Castle Trodain)
 * "If you're looking for a pilot, look no further! I've flown some pretty impressive locomotives in my time! Born to fly, I was! ...What?" (Starship Mario)
 * "Wow, this place is hotter than a hotgoblin! It's like a steam bath here. ...Ooh, d'you think it's good for skin?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Ooh, I want to have a go in one of those! I don't care what you say, I'm getting behind the wheel!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Ooh, look at that, there's a gap in the map. Still, I can just fly over that, being a faer-I mean, having wings and that." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Places like this are full of traps and stuff, aren't they? No dungeons aren't my thing. What did you bring me for, eh? Eh!?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "So what do you do here, then? Throw that white ball around? ...Eh? What? Throw it and die!? That's a bit harsh! ...Oh, throw the die!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "... A legendary hero? If he's such a legend, maybe he should take my place while I'm out to lunch!" (Alefgard)
 * "Ooh, this is lovely, eh? A nice relaxing holiday. Just what I need. ...But I'm not doing any relaxing until I've won!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "For a minute I thought this was just some boring old eyesore, but it moves! Come on, give me a go! Let me shake the reigns!" (The Colossus)
 * "So this is what it looks like above the sky, eh? I bet you can see the Observatory, can't you?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I'm not looking to change vocation now. I'm in my dream job already. I'm a nai- Er, I mean, I'm a, a, a... a faerie godmother..." (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To player: "Prepare to be frazzled! Prepare to be ablazed! You're face to face with Stella, Queen of the Starflight!"
 * "Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw the die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
 * "Huuurrrgh...ching! There!"
 * "Right, let's make some flapping cash!"
 * "Thank flipperty-flap for that. I thought I was going to die waiting for the die!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I've got the feeling I'm gonna roll a real porker of a number here!"
 * "Come on! Hurry up! Hand over the die!"
 * "OK, it's my go. Hold on to your cats, folks! You'll never see them again if you let them go here!"
 * "I'll show you all how this game's played. Step aside for the star of the show!"
 * "Urgh. I've got a nasty feeling that something's about to go horribly wrong."
 * "Phew, I don't like this. This could go pear-shaped for me in the blink of a fly. And flies blink really fast. I've got to push on."
 * "You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
 * "When I win, you'll all have to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets! …You know, as in, Fortune Street.
 * "Hee hee! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Stella makes her movement!"
 * "Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
 * "Come on. Just take me to one of my shops that's nearby. Any one will do. Help me out, dicey!"
 * "This is so annoying! I want to beef up all my shops, but I just can't seem to stop on the right squares."
 * "I don't like the look of that switch. Goodness knows what'd happen if you flipped it. Probably caused a right flap."
 * "Whoa! I'm all at sixes and elevens! I can't stand up!"
 * "Let's see if I can get to that classy-looking place over there this time..."
 * "So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
 * "That's my three-piece suit! Fitted and everything. Very nice! Just one more to go now!"
 * "Hee hee! First place, in sight. Then it's a straightforward cruise to the finish, and the job's your uncle!"
 * "Ooh, that shop's delicious! I want to eat it all up and make it mine!"
 * "Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
 * "This district's starting to show a bit of class now. It's got star quality!"
 * "Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
 * "Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
 * "Hee hee! I got all the suits now. …Not that I needed anymore. My wardrobe's full as it is. …The bank's a bit of a way off, mind you."
 * "I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
 * "That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute! …You can pick those instruments up almost anywhere for next to nothing!"
 * "That's property number two got. If I carry on like this, I'll be a total abomination in no time!"
 * "Hee hee. Now I've got a pair of shops in this district. Yup, it's all going according to Anne. …She's always has good ideas, that Anne."
 * "That's property number three got. I'd have to be mad as a scatterbrain not to go for a domination now, wouldn't I?"
 * "Yes! Total domination! No one else can make a mess now!"
 * "Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
 * "That's it, shops! Eat your greens and get big and strong!"
 * "Ooh great, a bit of pocket money!"
 * "Ah, look at that. You've all chipped in. Thanks!"
 * "Look at that! I'm a whining example of a stock-dealing genius!"
 * "Not yet, not yet... I've got to wait until I've got some stock before I get building up my shops..."
 * "Just what the flap do you think you doing (player's name)? Argh... Of all those poor shops..."
 * "Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
 * "Well, if you can't beat them, coin them, that's what I say!"
 * "I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
 * "Yeah, go then. I'll ingest a bit of star quality into it."
 * Accepting a trade deal: "Yeah, go on then I'll ingest a bit of star quality into it."
 * Rejecting a trade deal: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
 * "Honestly! Service these days is practically non-existent! Why can't those clerks in the bank get off their behinds and come to me, eh?
 * "Right, back to the bank then, and don't share the horses, Stella! Sharing takes too long."
 * "Oh, what? Nearly all the shops are taken. Can't someone put a few more around the place. Go on! Be a good snort!"
 * "Listen to those last few shops. Can't you hear them? They're crying out for me to come and work my magic on them."
 * "Hee hee! Now all the shops have been bought up, my true skill will come into play...I hope."
 * "So that's the end of the shops, right? Well, it's no more mister nice-buy, then. Time for a forced buyout frenzy!"
 * "Phew. Half way at last! Talk about a long hall. It's more like a corridor!"
 * "What's going on here, then? Aren't the prices higher than normal? That's a flapping flimflamm!"
 * "Nope, it's not the right time to be chucking gold into this place. Call it female tuition, if you like. …But lessons don't come cheap!"
 * "Hee hee! Shopping for free! I hope the next shop I stop at follows in this nun's footsteps! It's so virtuous!"
 * "Ha! Hardly felt it! Not a scratch or a dent! Not a... flap!"
 * "Oh... Well, I'm sure that's money well spent. No point flying over spilt milk. You might as well drink it."
 * "Well, er... You know, I thought I'd come to brave your bacon. Don't like to turn down food, even from a loser."
 * "Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw this die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
 * "Alright, we'll call it a loan. You'll be paying it back in spades! But they'll have to be good quality ones. I do a lot of gardening, me!"
 * "This is just the start of the game. You can't tell who's going to win the stage. I mean, who cares about being in last place now!?"
 * "No! No, no, no! It's not ending like this! …I'm not in a flap! I'm flapping about, that's all. I'll turn this around, you'll see!"
 * "Euh, this isn't looking good... Old fatguts will have my guts for starters if I don't start winning soon. And he's got enough of a weight problem as it is..."
 * "Argh! I really, really want some stocks, but I just can't get any!"
 * "Yup, if I wanna make it big now, I need to go shopping for stocks. …They're sort of halfway between socks and stockings, right?"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That's a crazy price! You're off your knocker! What have I ever done to you, eh?"
 * After buying out a shop: "Don't mind me! I just really, really wanted that shop."
 * After buying out a shop: "Get out! I'm shutting you down! The Stella Oust strikes again!"
 * After getting bought out: "Th-That's my shop! Stop it! Go and sit over there and think about what you've done, (player's name)!"
 * To player buying shop: "Alright, alright, I’ll sell you the shop! Now I want you to think of this shop like it was me and really worship it, OK?"
 * After having her Checkpoint bought out: "Hey! What do you think this is, (player's name)? Checkpoint chess?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "No way! That's not fair! The card must be upside down or something!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooh, that was a pretty good card, wasn't it? …It was, wasn't it? I'm not parking up the wrong tree?"
 * after getting a good Venture Card: "Hee hee! A bonus! I'm tickled mink with that, I am. …And that's no reflection on my views on fur, alright?"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Here, give me that card now, would you? I want to use it. …No? It doesn't work like that? Hmph! Flap!"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "No, no, no, no, no! No, that's a Stella-only card, that one. …What? The rules have changed? Hmph!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What, a day off, is it? Alright then, I'll get in a bit of beauty sleep."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, what!? And I didn't even need any beauty sleep! Can't you see I'm beautiful enough as it is?"
 * "Aaah, that's better, A good bit of time off, and I'm glaring to go! …No, I'm not angry. Why?"
 * "Oh, what!? I could've made a shilling if I hadn't been taking a day off then. Someone had a lucky escape, eh?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Hee hee! I'm in the money. Come on, my bunny. I've got a lot of what it takes to pet along!"
 * After landing on a Boon or Boom square: "What a boon! Alright then, everyone, roll away! …With the die, I mean."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You're watching me now, aren't you? To see where I land? They say curiosity filled the cat. You must be stuffed in the funnels!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Oh, it's so easy for you, isn't it, (player's name)? Things just fall into your gap, eh? …Whenever I have a gap, things flapping fall through!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Alright, everyone, time to raid (player's name)'s shop! Strike while the lion's hot! …Hot lions are too dopey to care."
 * After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
 * After warping: "Can't somebody invent a gizmo that warps you around all the suit squares? That'd be dead handy."
 * After player warps: "Ooh, you warped! Takes a bit of getting used to, that. But then it's as easy as falling off a frog!"
 * After player warps due to a Venture Card: "Ooh, you get a slap-bang prize for that, don't you? That's all, though, I'm afraid. Bad luck."
 * After landing on bank: "Just call me Spot-on Stella! …No! Not Spotty Stella!"
 * After getting Gumdrops: "Oh, you’ve picked a great time to show! Why don’t you take a tour around all my shops?"
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Giving out suits? What, you think you're some kind of tailor, do you? I'm the fashion expert around here! …But give me one!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "I love that fluffy bundle of cotton wool! Can I have a go? Can I?
 * After building a Home: "It's party time at Stella's! You're all invited. And don't forget to bring prezzies!"
 * After building a Tax Office: "I'm a bit hazy on the details, but the way I see it, a tax office is all good."
 * After building a Balloonport: "You just can't keep a girl like me down. I've got to spread my things!"
 * After player builds a checkpoint: "A checkpoint? That's going to be a real bughair before long, isn't it? …I hate getting bugs in my hair!"
 * Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
 * Auction: "Anyone want to spend a flapping huge amount of gold on this shop of mine? It's a nice one!"
 * To player: "Hmph! I don't care! I wasn't thinking of buying that shop anyway! I couldn't give a stinker's purse!"
 * To player: "So, do you reckon you're own form then, (player's name)…Not that I care or anything."
 * To player: "Come on, die! …No, not you! I mean, please die! …No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"
 * To player: "Hey, I hope you're not thinking of leaving me high to cry here! …I don't want to ruin my make-up."
 * Patty's response: "No need to get all hot and bothered. Let's just keep cool and do what we can, huh?"
 * To player: "Bit tired up there in first place, are you? I don't mind taking over for a while, darling!"
 * To player: "Well done, (player's name)! N-Not that I care. Couldn't give a flunky's."
 * To player: "That's it, (player's name)! You stick with me, and you'll be fine. I've got my head glued on."
 * To player: "Thanks, (player's name)! It's always good to have some pocket money. Makes me jangle like a proper faer- …Er...nothing!"
 * To player: "That's the way, (player's name). Pull your stocks up! And mine!"
 * To player: "Wh-What are you doing, (player's name)? Have you crossed your marbles? …You shouldn't mess with the occult."
 * To player: "You shouldn't have got here so fast, you nonny! Today's my day off! Honestly, you're like a bull at a fete!"
 * "You lucky toad, (player's name)! Well, I'll give you a bun for your money! …No one can resist a nice bun."
 * "You're not going for - Da, da, daaah! - total domination, are you, (player's name)!? Oooh, what a drama!"
 * "To player while in first place: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
 * "Now wait a minute there, (player's name)! That district looks like a right clan of worms. Someone stop him/her, quick!"
 * Dah, da-da-da dah, da, dah, DAH! The all-new, all-singing, all-prancing (player's name)!"
 * Carver's response: "He's/She's lookin' tougher than ever now. But old Carver's even tougher that 'ever', don't you worry!"
 * To player: "N-Not bad, (player's name). Not a punch on me, but still, not bad..."
 * Carver's response: "Heh heh! Yeah, talk it up, babe, but we all know you're hurting inside. Nice one, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Very impressive, (player's name). I'm sure Patty'll flip up a cake to celebrate, right Patty? …I love her upside-down cakes."
 * Patty's response: "Sure thing! Cakes cost 2000G, okay? …Only kidding, honey!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Where the flap have you been? I've been bored out of my veins waiting for you. Come on, let's get rolling!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's me done, isn't it? Now I've just got to laugh all the way to the bank of something, haven't I? Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. …What?"
 * "Yikes. I'm in dire skates here. On really thin ice."
 * "Hmph! No comment! I'm not taking any questions at this junction!"
 * "Fatguts! Heeelp! Can you hear me? Heeeeelp!"
 * Approaching victory: "Hee hee! Everyone ready to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets?"
 * After player approaches victory: "You wouldn't leave me, would you, (player's name)? Don't turn your flak on me! …It'd hurt if you shot me out of the sky!"
 * Going bankrupt: "What? Me? Bankrupt!? …You serious? …Lone broke? There's nothing more lonely than having no money. Haah, I need a holiday..."
 * Going bankrupt: "What's your problem, eh? Why are you all staring at me?"

Area-specific

 * "Cor, wot a pukka-lookin' gaff, eh? Whoever owns that is a right lucky toad! Wonder if 'e'd miss a trinket 'ere 'n' there... (Castle Trodain)
 * "Blimey, that's a big old crowd, eh? Prob'ly came to see me an' me move." (Mario Stadium)
 * "So this is gonna be where it goes down, eh? Heh heh! Ain't no one more at 'ome in a dungeion than me. They're me 'piece de resistance', as they say." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "This don't look like the easiest place for graftin'. Nah, I'd stick wiv Pickham any day o' the week." (Mario Circuit)
 * "Stone the crows! A flyin' castle! A flyin' train! Me nose fer treasure's twitchin' like a good'un 'ere!" (The Observatory)
 * "'Ow come 'e gets to 'ave 'is 'ead made into a circus ride, eh? Wot's wrong wiv this mug, eh?" (Starship Mario)
 * "You wot!? This great big whopper moves!? Yer 'avin a giraffe!" (The Colossus)
 * "This is one of them islands wot pirates 'n' bandits use to hide treasure 'n' that, innit! Heh heh!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Blimey, look at all these slimes! Think we stand a chance o' befriendin' 'em all?" (Slimenia)
 * "Heh heh! That whoppin' great shinin' rock looks like it'd be worth a bob or two. I'll slip back later on. ... Er, nuffin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "W-Wot's up wic this ship? I-I ain't scared or nuffin'! I mean, ships make everyone shiver, right? Shiver me timbers 'n' all that..." (Ghost Ship)
 * "That ain't much of a castle, is it? It looks like a toy! Prob'ly ain't got much in the way o' treasure, neither." (Peach's Castle)
 * "Phwoar, it's a bit 'ot, innit? Me mum always said not to get too 'ot, else you might lose conchestnuts or somefin'." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Wot d'ya reckon, eh? Those pipes look like the way into some amazin' dungeon, don't they? Heh heh! There's gotta be bags o' treasure in there!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "This is where the legend'ry 'ero comes from, is it? I'd rather meet a legend'ry thief meself. Could pick up a few tips I reckon." (Alefgard)
 * "These traps 'n' things all over this place. ... Crikey! You see that!? Come this close, it did, that fireball! Nearly 'ad me 'ead off! (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Heh heh! My nose for treasure's twitchin' twelve to the dozen 'ere! Nice!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "You wot? Changin' vocation? ...Awright, make me a burglar, then! Or if that ain't no good, a pickpocket!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

 * To player: "You're (player's name), right? Wotcha. I'm Yangus. You've prob'ly 'eard of me. The great thief of Pickham!"
 * "Yeah! Come on! 'Ave it large!"
 * "Uaaargh! I'm buildin' up me tension! It's all about tension, no matter wot yer up to."
 * "You gotta get in 'n' get the job done, got it? That's 'ow ya tell the men from the boys."
 * "Awright, die! Do your stuff!"
 * "Awright, now I should, er... Ah, forget it! I'm just gonna roll!"
 * "It's only fair that I warn ya: People wot've underestimeaten me in the past 'ave all paid for it."
 * "Heh heh! 'Ere goes! I'm crankin' it up a notch now!"
 * "I 'ate all that thinkin' lark. You've just gotta roll the die and roll wiv it!"
 * "Eh? You wot? It's my turn? ...I-I weren't thinkin' about Red or nuffin'! 'Course not!"
 * "I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
 * "'Ere we go! Get ready fer a Yangus special!"
 * "Err... 'ang on... Me 'ead's a bit muddled... Wot am I s'posed to be doin'?"
 * "Eyes up, ladies and gentlemen! The great thief Yangus steps up to the oche to throw the die!"
 * "I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
 * "Oh, I don"t believe this! I ain't got enough dough! There's gotta be an 'ole in me trouser pocket somewhere..."
 * "W-Wot's that switch doin' there? I-I ain't worried, honest. I just...don't like surprises..."
 * "Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin', I s'pose..."
 * "You can get more dosh by buildin' up yer shops, can ya? Right, I'll give it a go, then."
 * "I wanna expand me shops, but the stupid die don't do wot it's told!"
 * "Blimey, that's a bit of a pricey gaff! Better tiptoe me way past..."
 * "So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
 * "You've just gotta get the other three suits, right? Easy-peasy!"
 * "Two down, two to go! That's 'alf, right? Can I get 'alf me salary then?"
 * "Only one more suit to go! Where is it, then?"
 * "Get me salary ready! I'll be goin' up in the world soon!"
 * "Wiv a bit o' the old sticky finger business, I wouldn't 'ave to slog me guts out to get me salary all the time. I could just - ...Er, never mind!"
 * "There's the bank! Nearly there!"
 * "There ain't 'ardly no shops left! I better get a wriggle on an' buy up wot's still up fer grabs!"
 * "Ain't many more shops left! Save yerselves fer me, fellas! I'm on me way!"
 * "Bovver! I wanted to get me 'ands on more shops than that, but I 'ad a bit o' trouble back there. Got 'eld up."
 * "Eh, there's no more shops to 'ave? But I've only got an 'andful!"
 * "Gotcha! That's one o' my shops now! The first of many!"
 * "Blindin'! Now I've got me foot in the door. It ain't much to look at now, but you just wait an' see!"
 * "Oi, it's me day off! I'm the one who's s'posed to pay places a visit when they're shut up! I'm the thief round 'ere!"
 * "Day off, is it? Aaaaaahhh... I could do wiv a bit of a kip meself as it 'appens."
 * "Heh heh! Now I've got me foot in the door, I can muscle me way in!"
 * "Gettin' two properties in a district like this is nuffin' fer an accompliced bloke like me!"
 * "Heh heh! Another shop in the Yangus camp! This district's gonna be the bee's knees by the time I'm finished wiv it."
 * "One more shop fer the master crook! Heh heh! I've got it made, I 'ave!"
 * "That's one more fer the team! I don't like to be a chaffeunist, but I'm drivin' a do-man-ation in 'ere!"
 * "Looks like that disdrict's gonna be your stampin' ground, eh, (player's name)?"
 * "Heh heh! Now I've got me foot in the door, I can muscle me way in!"
 * "Oi! Ya like gettin' in me way, do ya, (player's name)?"
 * "Heh heh! That was a piece o’ cake! Sorry ladies, but this ‘ere’s a do-man-ation!"
 * "Heh heh heh! This is my patch now! Anyone wants to come through 'ere, it's gonna cost 'em! Big time!"
 * "Eh, 'ow did that 'appen? I've got more dosh all of a sudden. ...Oh! It's them stocky things! Wicked!"
 * "So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
 * "I don't exactly get all this stocks 'n' spares business. Yer s'posed to 'ave stocks when you do up one of yer spare shops, is that it?"
 * "I don't exactly get these stocky things, but they bring in the dough some'ow right?"
 * "'Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
 * "Blimey! Look at all this dosh! I like ya (player's name). You're awright!"
 * "Wot, is that all you charge 'ere? Heh heh! Nice!"
 * "Heh heh! That'll do nicely! Ain't no better place to spend yer dough than one o' Yangus's shops!"
 * "Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin. Is'pose..."
 * "Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
 * "Wot, 'alf price, is it? Don't be stingy! Wot about free, eh?"
 * "Oi! I worked to earn that dosh! Fair 'n' square! Give it back!"
 * "Wot's up wiv these prices eh!? G-Give me me dosh back!"
 * "Ta very much! Heh heh! You startin' to get the now? Of 'ow this game's gonna go, eh?"
 * "Strike a light! I've only gone an' given the winnin' player a leg-up!"
 * ""Diamond! The bigger the better, I say! An' I ain't gonna stop there!"
 * "Crikey! That was a bit of windfull, eh? Good stuff, (player's name)!"
 * "Heh heh! Yangus the thief steals the show again!"
 * "Feast yer eyes on that gaff! Wot a shopper, eh? Let it be known, I'm makin' that me secret 'ideout from now on!"
 * "An invite? Wot, fer me? ...Guess me reputation exceeds me! I am the great thief Yangus, after all!"
 * "Oh, I 'ate decisions... Which way should I go...? Right! I'm just gonna follow me gut and go the way wot it says!"
 * "Heh heh! Winnin’s a cinch fer someone like me! I just ‘ave to set me to it."
 * "I' ope you like starin' at the back of me 'ead! 'Cos this game's all mine!"
 * "I ain't stayin' in last place forever! I'll turn it around, you'll see!"
 * "This ain't fair! I 'ate bein' in last place. ...Talkin' of plaice, I'd love some battered fish..."
 * "Grrr! 'Ow come I'm bringin' up the rear?"
 * About Jessica: "Blimey! That girl's a bit bubbly, eh?"
 * Jessica's response: "What are you trying to say, boy? Stop talking nonsense!"
 * To player: "Flamin' Nora! We all 'ave to pay? Wot, even me? ...You greedy crook, (player's name)!"
 * To player: "Don't get cocky just 'cos ya got yerself a pay packet, (player's name). You'll be payin' it all to me before long!"
 * To player: "Looks like that district's gonna be your stampin' ground, eh, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "Blimey, (player's name)! That was amazin'!"
 * To player: "Whoa! Wot was that!? 'Ow come you just made such a load o' dosh, eh, (player's name)?"
 * To player: "Don't let all that dough go to yer 'ead, eh, (player's name). You won't 'ave it fer long. It's mine!"
 * Jessica's response: "That's hardly the sentiment I'd expect from a child! Can't you just politely ask him/her to spend his/her money in your shop?"
 * "Heh heh! This is a bit of a poor shop, (player's name)! Step it up a notch, eh?"
 * "Put up all the security ya like. Ya can't stop Yangus in-full-trainin' yer promises!
 * "Sorry, (player's name), but those kind o' takings ain't gonna get you a place in Yangus's Self Press-Evasion Society."
 * "Yer losin', eh? Yeah, awright I'll cough up. It ain't easy bein' last."
 * After buying out: "Heh heh! Ya see? When Yangus wants somefin', 'e gets it. That's wot bein' a thief's all about!"
 * After buying out: "You've got stacks o' shops. You ain't gonna miss just one, are ya now?"
 * After buying out: "Ha! An offer ya can't refuse! See, it's stuff like that that makes me such a pukka thief!"
 * After getting bought out: "Wot the - You cheeky - I'll get you back fer that, (player's name)! You mark my words!"
 * After getting bought out: "Crikey, look at all this dough! I'll 'ave that. And don't think yer maken' off wiv me shop, neither!"
 * To player: "Heh heh! My blindin' performance 'as knocked ya back into last place, eh, (player's name)?"
 * After getting a good venture card: "Heh heh heh! Us top thieves don't even need to knock stuff off. Dough just finds its way to us, like we was magnets of somefin!"
 * After getting a good Venture card: "Wot? Stocks? ...Yeah, awright then. S'pose I may as well 'ave 'em seein' as they're a giveaway."
 * After getting a good Venture card: "Eh? Wot, I can 'ave a pay packet, just like that? ...Heh heh! Diamond!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Eh? Wot's this? ...Oh, right. It's instead of a suit. I-I knew that. Just a momentary collaspe'o concentratin', that's all."
 * After player gets a good venture card: "I ain't worried by yer shops gettin' that tiddly amount bigger!"
 * After getting a bad venture card: "Hah! Like I'm gonna cough up fer that! ...Heh heh! Only jokin. You know me, I always play by the book."
 * After getting a bad venture card: "Oh, me tension's dropped... Who came wiv a the idea fer that card, eh?"
 * After getting money due to a Venture Card: "Heh heh heh! Us top thieves don't even need to knock stuff off. Dough just finds its way to us, like we was magnets or somfin'!"
 * After getting money from other players due to Venture Card: "That's right! I am the boss, after all, eh?"
 * After player gets a bad Venture card: "Heh heh heh! Goes wiv the territ'ry fer a loser like you, that! Ya wouldn't catch me drawin' that card."
 * After getting Gumdorps: "Wotcha, Gumdorps! Come to get me some treasure, 'ave ya? Good boy!"
 * After getting Healie: "Awright, Healie. Check us a suit, eh?"
 * After warping: "Wot the- Wot's goin' on!? Where am I?"
 * After warping: "Huh? Eh? Cor! Wouldya look at that!? It only worked! I warped!"
 * After player warps: "Oi! Wotcha doin', (player's name)? Don't go shootin' off like that all over the shop!"
 * "Aaah! I must've nodded off... Blimey! Wot's goin' on? Did I miss anyfin'?"
 * "Look! Don't go turnin' up on me day off, awright!"
 * After landing on bank: "There ain't no better place fer treasure than a bank, eh? ...I mean fer stashin' it, 'course. Not 'alf-inchin' it! Not me!"
 * After player lands on bank: "'Ere, wot's it like in there? 'Ow's it laid out? ...Ya know, just curious 'n' that..."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! Rakin' in the dosh wivout liftin' a finger! It's like I'm the boss, eh?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "That's it boys, do yer stuff and bring yer boss the dough!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Oi, it's only the boss who's s'posed to get rich off other people's 'ard work. You're just a second fiddler!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Heh heh! This is it! Now's me chance!"
 * After building a balloonport: "Once, right, this night emperor grabs 'old o' me, right, and then shoots off while 'e's still got me! I was flyin'! Pretty amazin', eh?"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Phew! A tax office owned by (player's name), eh? That's one to give a wise birth to, then!"
 * After player buys a balloonport: "Nah! Not that! Not me balloonport! I ain't 'ad a chance to take Red up in it yet..."
 * (If the player's character is male): "Heh heh! I'll 'ave me mitts on (player's name)'s salary when 'e stumbles into one of my gaffs!"
 * Angelo's response: "You're hardly likely to want anything from a shop run by a child, are you, (player's name)? No, my establishments are far more your style."
 * To female player: "Don't worry about it. Yer only losin' 'cos I'm so wicked!"
 * Jessica's response: "I wouldn't put up with such cheekiness if I were you, (player's name). I'd catch up with him and make him eat his words!"
 * Near bankrupt: "Nah! This can't 'appen! If I lose all me dosh, Red's gonna rip it out o' me again!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I ain't goin' bang corrupt! I've got me principles!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm a thief, but I ain't bang corrupt! An' I never will be!"
 * "Uh-oh! I've gotta do somefin'! Otherwise I'm gonna lose!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Oh, yer back, are ya, (player's name)? Come on then, let's get crackin'!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Now I've just gotta peg it to the bank! Everyone out me way!"
 * Approaching victory: "Heh heh heh! The great thief Yangus pulls it off again! This game's mine fer the taken now."
 * After player approaches victory: "Nah, nah! You can't win, (player's name)! That ain't 'ow this is s'posed to play out!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Uh uh... Nah! I-I ain't...c-cryin'! Boohooooo!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I-I let you off easy today! A-As a special treat. That's all."

Character-specific interactions
This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.

KEY

 * Opponents close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
 * Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
 * Landing on a low-priced shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
 * Landing on an average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
 * Landing on an expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"
 * To Luigi: "I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"
 * To Daisy: "Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"
 * To Slime: "If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"
 * To Princessa: "It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"
 * To Kiryl: "Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"
 * To Yangus: "Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"
 * To Carver: "Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"
 * To Stella: "Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"

Swapping shops

 * To Kiryl: "Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"
 * To Stella: "Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Kiryl: "This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."
 * To Dragonlord: "Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."
 * To Stella: "So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Kiryl: "Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"
 * To Stella: "Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"
 * To Princessa: "You must use this gold for renovation of country."
 * To Kiryl: "Kiryl! You are big stupid!"
 * To Yangus: "You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."
 * To Bianca: "This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, Bianca."
 * To Stella: "Stella! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"
 * To player: "I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Peach: "I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"
 * To Daisy: "But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"
 * To Birdo: "Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"
 * To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."
 * To Yangus: "Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"
 * To Bianca: "I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"
 * To Alena: "She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."
 * To Jessica: "That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"
 * To Stella: "You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"
 * To Patty: "Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"

Swapping shops

 * To Peach: "When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"
 * To Daisy: "Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."
 * To Birdo: "I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"
 * To Princessa: "This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"
 * To Yangus: "Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."
 * To Bianca: "I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."
 * To Alena: "I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"
 * To Jessica: "Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"
 * To Stella: "I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"
 * To Patty: "What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Peach: "It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."
 * To Birdo: "Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"
 * To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"
 * To Yangus: "Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"
 * To Bianca: "Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"
 * To Alena: "I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."
 * To Jessica: "Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."
 * To Stella: "So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."
 * To Patty: "So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."

Landing on an average shop

 * To Peach: "If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"
 * To Daisy: "I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."
 * To Birdo: "Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"
 * To Princessa: "Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"
 * To Yangus: "These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"
 * To Bianca: "The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."
 * To Alena: "This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."
 * To Jessica: "This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"
 * To Stella: "The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."
 * To Patty: "This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Peach: "Well, Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."
 * To Daisy: "I...I hope you're suitably impressed, Princess Daisy. All this I've bought, just for you..."
 * To Birdo: "Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"
 * To Princessa: "When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value...""
 * To Yangus: "Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"
 * To Bianca: "...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, Bianca."
 * To Alena: "Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."
 * To Jessica: "Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, Jessica. Even after that."
 * To Stella: "A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, Stella. Ha ha ha!"
 * To Patty: "If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, Patty, then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."
 * To male player: "You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"
 * To female player: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To male player: "Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."
 * To female player: "I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."
 * To Luigi: "Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"
 * To Peach: "Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"
 * To Dragonlord: ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"
 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"
 * To Angelo: "Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"
 * To Luigi: "Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"
 * To Angelo: "Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, Mario?"
 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"
 * To Angelo: "Angelo, you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"
 * To male player: "How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"
 * To female player: "This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
 * To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
 * To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
 * To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
 * To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
 * To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"
 * To Slime: "AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"
 * To Princessa: "Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"
 * To Kiryl: "ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"
 * To Yangus: "Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"
 * To Angelo: "Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, Angelo! BWAHAHAHA!"
 * To Platypunk: "GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"
 * To Bianca: "Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"
 * To Alena: "Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's Alena so close to winning!?"
 * To Carver: "Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"
 * To Jessica: "GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, Jessica!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"
 * To Stella: "STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."
 * To Patty: "There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"
 * To player: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
 * To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
 * To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
 * To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
 * To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
 * To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
 * To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"
 * To Slime: "Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
 * To Princessa: "GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"
 * To Kiryl: "C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"
 * To Yangus: "You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"
 * To Angelo: "This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"
 * To Platypunk: "Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"
 * To Bianca: "Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Alena: "This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"
 * To Carver: "Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"
 * To Jessica: "I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"
 * To Stella: "Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"
 * To Patty: "Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
 * To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
 * To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
 * To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
 * To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
 * To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
 * To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
 * To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
 * To Slime: "Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"
 * To Princessa: "Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"
 * To Kiryl: "Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"
 * To Yangus: "I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Angelo: "Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"
 * To Platypunk: "Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"
 * To Bianca: "Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"
 * To Alena: "No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"
 * To Carver: "Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Jessica: "BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"
 * To Stella: "What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"
 * To Patty: "What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"
 * To player: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
 * To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
 * To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
 * To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
 * To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
 * To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
 * To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"
 * To Slime: "Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"
 * To Princessa: "Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"
 * To Kiryl: "What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"
 * To Yangus: "ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"
 * To Angelo: "WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Platypunk: "Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"
 * To Bianca: "GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"
 * To Alena: "Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"
 * To Carver: "ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"
 * To Jessica: "ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"
 * To Stella: "Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"
 * To Patty: "You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"
 * To male player: "HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"
 * To female player: "HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
 * To Luigi: "GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
 * To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
 * To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
 * To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
 * To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
 * To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
 * To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
 * To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"
 * To Slime: "Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"
 * To Princessa: "If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"
 * To Kiryl: "GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"
 * To Yangus: "Better watch your back, Yangus! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Angelo: "GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"
 * To Platypunk: "Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"
 * To Bianca: "AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"
 * To Alena: "What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"
 * To Carver: "GRRRRR! Better watch out, Carver. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"
 * To Jessica: "When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"
 * To Stella: "Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"
 * To Patty: "I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To male player: "You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask Mario how that's worked out for him!"
 * To female player: "You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
 * To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
 * To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
 * To player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"

Swapping shops

 * To Bowser: "Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"
 * To Luigi: "This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
 * To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
 * To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
 * To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
 * To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!"
 * To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
 * To player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"
 * To Luigi: "You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"
 * To Peach: "What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"
 * To Toad: "You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"
 * To Slime: "Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."
 * To Platypunk: "Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"
 * To Alena: "Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"
 * To Patty: "Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"
 * To player: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Patty: "Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Patty: "Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Patty: "Patty! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"
 * To male player: "Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."
 * To female player: "Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Donkey Kong: ''"Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"
 * To Carver: "Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, Carver! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"
 * To others: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"

Swapping shops

 * To Donkey Kong: "Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Donkey Kong: "Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, Donkey Kong! You're barely making a profit here!)"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, Bowser Jr.!)"
 * To Carver: "Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, Carver! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"
 * To male player: "Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"
 * To female player: "Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"
 * To Carver: "Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Diddy Kong: "Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"
 * To Carver: ''"Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Diddy Kong: "Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"
 * To Carver: "Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, Diddy Kong! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"
 * To Carver: "Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, Carver!)"
 * To player: "Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Slime: "Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"
 * To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"
 * To Platypunk: "Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."
 * To Patty: "Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"

Swapping shops

 * To Slime: "Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."
 * To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."
 * To Platypunk: "Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Slime: "Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"
 * To Princessa: "Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."
 * To Platypunk: "Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"
 * To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Slime: "Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"
 * To Princessa: "There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"
 * To Platypunk: "What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"
 * To Patty: "Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"
 * To player: "Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Slime: "Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"
 * To Princessa: "Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"
 * To Platypunk: "Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"
 * To Patty: "Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."
 * To player: "I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Yangus: "I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."
 * To Angelo: "No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."

Swapping shops

 * To Yangus: "If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."
 * To Angelo: "I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."
 * To Stella: "Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Yangus: "He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."
 * To Angelo: "This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"
 * To Stella: "Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Yangus: "Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"
 * To Angelo: "No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."
 * To Stella: "Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Yangus: "Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"
 * To Angelo: "Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, Angelo."
 * To Stella: "Keep calm, Jessica, keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."
 * To male player: "I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"
 * To female player: "I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."
 * To Alena: "You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"
 * To Angelo: "I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."

Swapping shops

 * To Alena: "Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Luigi: "I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"
 * To Alena: "This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"
 * To Patty: "You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."

Landing on an average shop

 * To Luigi: "L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"
 * To Alena: "This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"
 * To Patty: "Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Luigi: "Luigi, you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."
 * To Alena: "Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."
 * To Patty: "Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"
 * To player: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"
 * To Peach: "Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"
 * To Daisy: "You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"
 * To Wario: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"
 * To Waluigi: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"
 * To Kiryl: "Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
 * To Dragonlord: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Peach: "I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "So much for brotherly love, huh, Mario?"
 * To player: "Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"
 * To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
 * To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"
 * To Bowser: "Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
 * To Toad: "My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
 * To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
 * To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"
 * To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
 * To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"
 * To Slime: "Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"
 * To Princessa: "Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"
 * To Kiryl: "Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"
 * To Yangus: "Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"
 * To Angelo: "Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"
 * To Platypunk: "Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"
 * To Bianca: "Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"
 * To Alena: "It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"
 * To Carver: "You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"
 * To Jessica: "I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"
 * To Stella: "Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"
 * To Patty: "How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"
 * To male player: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"
 * To female player: "What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"

Swapping shops

 * To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"
 * To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"
 * To Bowser: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, enemy of mine!"
 * To Toad: "Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"
 * To Wario: "You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"
 * To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"
 * To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
 * To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Don't believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."
 * To Slime: "Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"
 * To Princessa: "I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"
 * To Kiryl: "Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"
 * To Yangus: "Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"
 * To Angelo: "You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"
 * To Platypunk: "Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"
 * To Bianca: "Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"
 * To Alena: "Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"
 * To Carver: "It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"
 * To Jessica: "Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"
 * To Dragonlord: "We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"
 * To Stella: "Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"
 * To Patty: "Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"
 * To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
 * To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
 * To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
 * To Wario: "I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"
 * To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
 * To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"
 * To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"
 * To Slime: "I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"
 * To Princessa: "Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"
 * To Kiryl: "Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"
 * To Yangus: "Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"
 * To Angelo: "Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"
 * To Platypunk: "Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"
 * To Bianca: "Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"
 * To Alena: "Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"
 * To Carver: "Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"
 * To Jessica: "Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"
 * To Dragonlord: "I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"
 * To Stella: "Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"
 * To Patty: "Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"
 * To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"
 * To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"
 * To Toad:  "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
 * To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"
 * To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
 * To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"
 * To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"
 * To Slime: "What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"
 * To Princessa: "Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"
 * To Kiryl: "Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"
 * To Yangus: "Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"
 * To Angelo: "Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"
 * To Platypunk: "What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"
 * To Bianca: "My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * To Alena: "This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"
 * To Carver: "I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"
 * To Jessica: "Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"
 * To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"
 * To Stella: "Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"
 * To Patty: "I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
 * To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I've done for you!?"
 * To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
 * To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"
 * To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, Wario?"
 * To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"
 * To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
 * To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"
 * To Slime: "Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"
 * To Princessa: "That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess Princessa!"
 * To Kiryl: "Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"
 * To Yangus: "Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"
 * To Angelo: "Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"
 * To Platypunk: "I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"
 * To Bianca: "Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"
 * To Alena: "Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"
 * To Carver: "Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"
 * To Jessica: "I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, Jessica!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"
 * To Stella: "I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"
 * To Patty: "Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"
 * To male player: "Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"
 * To female player: "Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"
 * To Luigi: "Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"
 * To Peach: "I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."
 * To Slime: "It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."
 * To Kiryl: "Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"
 * To Yangus: "Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."
 * To Angelo: "Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"
 * To Carver: "Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"
 * To Stella: "Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"

Swapping shops

 * To Kiryl: "Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"
 * To Yangus: "Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."
 * To Angelo: "Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"
 * To Carver: "Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"
 * To Stella: "Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Kiryl: "This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."
 * To Yangus: "You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."
 * To Angelo: "This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"
 * To Stella: "This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."

Landing on an average shop

 * To Kiryl: "My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."
 * To Yangus: "Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"
 * To Angelo: "I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."
 * To Stella: "I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Kiryl: "Wow, Kiryl! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn Alena..."
 * To Yangus: "I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."
 * To Angelo: "That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"
 * To Stella: "Phew! You really mean business, huh, Stella? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."
 * To male player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."
 * To female player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Slime: "You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"

Swapping shops

 * To Slime: "Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"
 * To Dragonlord: "I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Slime: "Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."
 * To Dragonlord: "Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."

Landing on an average shop

 * To Slime: "A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"
 * To Dragonlord: "You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Slime: "For a slime, you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"
 * To Patty: "I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"
 * To male player: "The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"
 * To female player: "Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"
 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"
 * To Peach: "I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"
 * To Yoshi: "How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"
 * To Bowser: "Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."
 * To Toad: "Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"
 * To Wario: "I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"
 * To Waluigi: "Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"
 * To Birdo: "I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
 * To Princessa: "You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"
 * To Platypunk: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"
 * To Alena: "I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"
 * To Stella: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!" (in a surprised emotion)
 * To player: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"
 * To Luigi: "You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"
 * To Peach: "Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"
 * To Yoshi: "I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"
 * To Toad: "Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"
 * To Wario: "Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"
 * To Waluigi: "You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
 * To Alena: "We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"
 * To Stella: "Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"
 * To Peach: "Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"
 * To Yoshi: "I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"
 * To Bowser: "How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"
 * To Toad: "This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"
 * To Wario: "I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"
 * To Waluigi: "What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."
 * To Birdo: "Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"
 * To Princessa: "Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"
 * To Alena: "What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"
 * To Stella: "This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"
 * To player "I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!
 * To Luigi: "Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"
 * To Peach: "I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"
 * To Toad: "Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"
 * To Wario: "Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"
 * To Waluigi: "Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"
 * To Birdo: "Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"
 * To Princessa: "Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"
 * To Alena: "It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"
 * To Stella: "Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"
 * To Luigi: "You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"
 * To Peach: "Such cruelty, Peach! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"
 * To Yoshi: "Hmph! I would've expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"
 * To Bowser: "I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"
 * To Toad: "I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"
 * To Wario: "Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"
 * To Waluigi: "Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, Waluigi?"
 * To Birdo: "Eek! I thought we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"
 * To Princessa: "You really are a princess, aren't you, Princessa? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"
 * To Alena: "No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"
 * To Stella: "Hey, Stella! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"
 * To male player: "Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"
 * To female player: "I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"
 * To Luigi: ''"Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!
 * To Bowser: "How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"
 * To Daisy: "Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"
 * To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"
 * To Other Mario Characters: "(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"
 * To Slime: "Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"
 * To Other Dragon Quest Characters: "(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
 * To Other Female Dragon Quest Characters like Jessica: "Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"
 * To player: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"
 * To Bowser: "I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"
 * To Toad: "You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"
 * To Luigi: "What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"
 * To Bowser: "Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"
 * To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"
 * To Bowser: "Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"
 * To Wario: "Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"
 * To Luigi: "I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"
 * To Bowser: "I've never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."
 * To player: "You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Slime: "How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."
 * To Platypunk: "It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."
 * To Dragonlord: "Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"
 * To Stella: "Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."

Swapping shops

 * To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"
 * To Stella: "Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Dragonlord: "It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."
 * To Stella: "Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"
 * To player: "This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Dragonlord: "Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."
 * To Stella: "Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Dragonlord: "Typical Dragonlord. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."
 * To Stella: "Oh dear... Well, Miss Stella, I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."
 * To player: "I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Platypunk: "What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"
 * To Stella: "Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"
 * To Patty: "You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"

Swapping shops

 * To Platypunk: "You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."
 * To Dragonlord: "Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Platypunk: "Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"
 * To Dragonlord: "Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"
 * To Stella: "Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"
 * To Patty: "Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Platypunk: "Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"
 * To Stella: "A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"
 * To Patty: "Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"
 * To player: "You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Platypunk: "You platypunks really hate our guts, don't you?"
 * To Dragonlord: "Boo hoo goo! Dragonlord's picking on me! Dragonlord's— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"
 * To Stella: "I thought you were a nice faerie, Stella. But you give me the blooze!"
 * To Patty: "Y-You've changed, Patty... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"
 * To player: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"
 * To Luigi: "Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"
 * To Peach: "Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"
 * To Yoshi: "Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"
 * To Bowser: "Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."
 * To Toad: "You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"
 * To Wario: "Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"
 * To Waluigi: "How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"
 * To Daisy: "Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"
 * To Birdo: "Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."
 * To Diddy Kong: "Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"
 * To Slime: "I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."
 * To Princessa: "Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"
 * To Kiryl: "I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"
 * To Yangus: "Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"
 * To Angelo: "It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."
 * To Platypunk: "Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"
 * To Bianca: "I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"
 * To Alena: "Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"
 * To Carver: "Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"
 * To Jessica: "Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."
 * To Dragonlord: "We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"
 * To Patty: "Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."

Swapping shops

 * To Daisy: "Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"
 * To Princessa: "Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"
 * To Alena: "Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"
 * To Jessica: "I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"
 * To Patty: "What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Daisy: "You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."
 * To Princessa: "I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."
 * To Alena: "This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."
 * To Jessica: "I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"
 * To Patty: "That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."
 * To player: ''"I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Princessa: "Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."
 * To Alena: "Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"
 * To Jessica: "Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"
 * To Patty: "Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Daisy: "Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, Daisy. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."
 * To Princessa: "You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"
 * To Alena: "No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"
 * To Jessica: "This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, Jessica? Ba-ba-boom!"
 * To Patty: "I haven't upset you, have I, Patty? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."
 * To player: "You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * To Luigi: "Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"
 * To Peach: "You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"
 * To Yoshi: "This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"
 * To Bowser: "Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"
 * To Wario: "Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"
 * To Waluigi: "Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"
 * To Birdo: "Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"
 * To Slime: "I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"
 * To Princessa: "Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"
 * To Kiryl: "We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."
 * To Yangus: "Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"
 * To Angelo: "I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"
 * To Platypunk: "I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"
 * To Bianca: "Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"
 * To Alena: "I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."
 * To Carver: "Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"
 * To Jessica: "Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"
 * To Dragonlord: "And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"
 * To Stella: "Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."
 * To Patty: "What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "I have an offer that may be worth your while…"
 * To Luigi: "Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
 * To Peach: "Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
 * To Yoshi: "I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"
 * To Bowser: "Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"
 * To Luigi: "This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"
 * To Peach: "Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"
 * To Yoshi: "You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"
 * To Wario: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Waluigi: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Daisy: "You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Dragonlord: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down! 
 * To Peach: "Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."
 * To Donkey Kong: "Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."
 * To player: "These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Peach: "Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"
 * To player: "You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Luigi: "Hah! You really think you can beat me, Luigi? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"
 * To Wario: "You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, Wario? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"
 * To others: "I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"

Swapping shops

 * To Luigi: "Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Luigi: "I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"
 * To Wario: "Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Luigi: "Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"
 * To Wario: "Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Luigi: "You've won this round, Luigi... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"
 * To Wario: "AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"
 * To player: "Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Bowser: "Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"
 * To Waluigi: "C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Mario: "Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"
 * To Bowser: "You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"
 * To Bowser: "You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to Mario...but I gotta do it!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"
 * To Peach: "You're robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"
 * To Bowser: "No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"
 * To Toad: "I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "That's it, Donkey Kong! I'm selling you to the zoo!"
 * To male player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"
 * To female player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Angelo: "I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"
 * To Jessica: "Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"

Swapping shops

 * To Angelo: "Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"
 * To Jessica: "Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To Angelo: "Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"
 * To Jessica: "I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"
 * To Patty: "Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."

Landing on an average shop

 * To Angelo: "Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"
 * To Jessica: "Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"
 * To Patty: "Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Angelo: "You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"
 * To Jessica: "Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"
 * To Patty: "You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, Patty."
 * To male player: "That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"
 * To female player: "Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, Mario! I always knew you were a winner!)"
 * To Luigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're really on the ball today, Luigi!)"
 * To Peach: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, Princess Peach! You played great today!)"
 * To Bowser: "Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let Bowser win!)"
 * To Toad: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like Toad is our hero for the day!)"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, Donkey Kong! ...Can I have one?)"
 * To Wario: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Wario's one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"
 * To Waluigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Waluigi! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"
 * To Daisy: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, Princess Daisy? Don't you want to keep playing?)"
 * To Birdo: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, Birdo!)"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"
 * To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"

Landing on a low-priced shop

 * To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! (Mario... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"
 * To player: "Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"