List of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! quotes

This is a list of quotes from both the Super Nintendo Entertainment System and Game Boy Advance versions of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, listed alphabetically by character.

Banana Bird Queen

 * "It's time to teach K. Rool a lesson he'll never forget!"

Barnacle

 * "Hello there, how's it going, Kongs? Barnacle's me name, and I've set up home here to build me shell collection."
 * "Yes, I used to be a scuba diver but I've given it up. I just take it easy here at home now."
 * "This bird is a friendly fellow, isn't he? He flew in once, so I decided to keep him."
 * "You know, I don't think there's anything which would persuade me to get rid of this bird."
 * "Have you seen my shell collection? It's nearly complete!"

Baron K. Roolenstein

 * "NOOO! What have you done? My wife's going to kill me! I used all of her best pots and pans to make him... And then you just cast him aside as if he were a stack of empty tins!"
 * "WHAT!? How dare you! KAOS was my ticket to world domination... And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
 * "Well, you may have roasted my robot, but I'M the master chef around here, and I reckon it's about time your goose was cooked!"
 * "What the blazes!? So, YOU'RE the one who's been scuttling my super secret submarine! This is the LAST time you'll spoil my plans! I'm gonna bash you good!"
 * "Right!!! Look out, you cheeky monkeys!"

Bazaar

 * "Hello there, young Dixie, my name's Bazaar and this is my general store."
 * "All of my brothers are scattered over these islands..."
 * "Pop in and say hello if you meet them on your travels!"
 * "So then, how may I be of assistance to you?"
 * "Good morning! What would you like to know?"
 * "What will it be on this fine day, Dixie?"
 * "Good day, Dixie, what can I do for you?"
 * "This shell was found at the bottom of Lake Orangatanga and is pretty rare. At 5 bear coins it's a bargain."
 * "Would you like to purchase this fine specimen?"
 * "Not interested? Never mind, I'm sure some lucky person will snap it up soon."
 * "Not interested? I hope you're sure, because I don't think it's going to stay here very long!"
 * "Yes, but it's no ordinary one though! It was Cranky's great grandfather's! I can't let it go for less than 50 coins."
 * "Can I interest you in buying this fabulous item?"
 * "Hold on there, young Dixie, I'm afraid you don't have enough."
 * "Just a second, Dixie, you don't have enough for this."
 * "Keep saving, Dixie - I'm sure you'll get enough together."
 * "I'm afraid that I'll have to offend you by refusing credit on this fine item - sorry!"
 * "Hey, you just have a really nice day now, Dixie, you hear?"
 * "See you, so long, bye-bye."

Cranky Kong

 * "So you've reached the bonus game then, have you?"
 * "It's not a simple game of questions and answers this time though!"
 * "Now you've got to beat yours truly if you want to win any prizes!"
 * "You chimps are chumps, I can't believe you'd even try to beat me!"
 * "My shots went clean through the target! Honest!"
 * "It's not fair! Some of their targets were twice the size of mine!"
 * "You fraudster! I'm off to consult my lawyer about this!"
 * "Wait 'til I tell your parents!"
 * "Hey hey, you cheeky monkey! Have this as a bonus prize!"
 * "Very good, Dixie/Kiddy. No more web-spinning for that eight-legged freak. I'm sure Funky will put that patch to good use. Go see him now!"
 * "Nope, not really."
 * "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya??"

Diddy Kong

 * "Hey, don't worry, Donkey! Thanks to Dixie, it's all over! I'm impressed!"

Dixie Kong

 * "Oh! Wrinkly's asleep. I'm sure she won't mind if we save our game, though."
 * "Look! She's asleep! I'm sure she won't mind us saving our game though."
 * "I thought that's what he was!"
 * "I guess this just isn't your day, is it?"
 * "Right- You go that way, Kiddy, and I'll go that way."
 * "Let's do it, Boomer!"
 * "No way, you crazy bear!"
 * "Whoa... Big man!"

Donkey Kong

 * "Whoooooaaaa... My head... What happened? One minute, I was dreaming about the world's biggest pile of bananas... The next, I was a power-crazed madman!"
 * "I bet even Cranky would be... after THAT performance!"

Funky Kong

 * "Yo, Dixie, what's happening? I've set up my smokin' new boat shop on this island. But that's not all..."
 * "...I've also brought your excellent cousin Kiddy Kong along for the ride!"
 * "He may be a toddler, but if you let him throw Dixie Kong upwards, you'll almost reach the stars! Oh yeah!"
 * "And if you throw him, his humongous body can smash through the floor of some areas! Trust me!"
 * "What's up! Have you got me anything new I can use?"
 * "Hey hey, Funky's in the zone! Cash is not a problem, Kongs, 'cause my boats you can loan."
 * "I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour! Yo, hombres, got anything new yet?"
 * "Hey, those heinous boss men have got a hoard of items. If you find anything, bring it on back here, huh?"
 * "Freak out! Freak out! Spare parts for my boats are what it's all about."
 * "Uh uh. Yeah! What we're needing is some sort of spare part situation, you dig?"
 * "Wicked! I only need a few more parts to get my vehicles going."
 * "Keep looking out for those items, Kongs. I'm a few parts short for my new invention!"
 * "A patch? Oh yeah! This is just what I needed!"
 * "Hang on for a couple of seconds, Dixie/Kiddy, and I'll whip up a cool new tub for you to rub-a-dub-dub!"
 * "Whoa! Bogus docking, Kongs!"
 * "Time to catch some rays."
 * "Don't stay away for too long, huh?"
 * "Gotta go, Kongs. Surf's up."
 * "Take it real easy, Kongs."
 * "Hang five, Kongs."
 * "Catch you later, Kongs."
 * "I'll be seein' ya later, Kongs."

Swanky Kong

 * "Well would you believe it! Hello, Kongs! Welcome along to my all new Bonus Tent!"
 * "My show's on the road and it's in every land. The cost of this game? Two coins in the hand!"
 * "There are some great prizes on offer today, so come on in and choose to play. Just do that and you're away!"
 * "So come on, Kongs, and have a go! You could well win, you never know!"
 * "Don't worry, your tokens are safe. Do you want to gamble your coins for the Big Prize?"
 * "It'll be a big day today, if you play it the right way!"
 * "There are some truly great prizes to be won - or my name's not Swanky!"
 * "No age restriction for this game, young Kongs, just pay up and have yourself a ball."
 * "Watch out for that Cranky Kong! He's a right slippery customer - make no mistake!"
 * "Okay, Kongs, it's your choice today. Which game would you like to play?"
 * "Today's event will be a throwing game - the longer you last, the bigger the prize!"
 * "Today's round is a special throwing game where the winner is the first to score 25 points!"
 * "Hey, I think you've played this game before, haven't you?!"
 * "That's one of the best performances I've seen in a long, long time!"
 * "You were great! I hope you'll be back again when the prizes will be even bigger and better!"
 * "Have a nice day! Show them Kremlings what you're made of!"
 * "Feel free to come back whenever you feel like a game!"

Wrinkly Kong

 * "Hello there, it's me - Mrs. Wrinkly Kong!"
 * "I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time!"
 * "If you need to save your game, Dixie, call here any time..."
 * "...and I'll record your progress on my new vid-me-whatsit machine for you!"
 * "Hello, Kongs, how can I help you today?"
 * "If you bump into Cranky, tell him to stop wasting his monkey on Swanky's bonus games."
 * "If you catch up with Cranky, tell him he still owes me my housekeeping money!"
 * "Have you seen Cranky on your travels? He ate all of my fresh cookies!"
 * "If you spot Cranky on your travels, tell him his dinner's gone cold."
 * "Have you seen my glasses, Kongs? I put them down somewhere, but I can't remember where!"
 * "Make sure you wipe your feet and wash your hands before saving your game, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs."
 * "When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!"
 * "What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Which channel is that on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"
 * "It's good to have a visit from you, Kongs! All you ever see on television these days is repeats!"
 * "Hurry up and save your game, Kongs, I'm late for my Bingo!"
 * "Memblesh. Mammble Schwerble. Sorry, Kongs, I've just had my new teeth fitted."
 * "How do you like my new hairdo, Kongs? I've just had a new banana rinse."
 * "You're looking tired, Kongs - put your feet up and save your game."
 * "What was that? You'd like to change your name? Oh, sorry! I misheard - you want to SAVE your game!"
 * "What was that? Why don't I use my hearing aid? If I do that then the batteries will run down, silly!"
 * "Do keep a lookout for any banana birds - they're ever such nice company."
 * "Your banana birds are very well behaved, I don't hear a peep out of them."
 * "I love this bird that you've found! It's an energetic little thing, isn't it?"
 * "These birds are such good company, unlike my wretched husband Cranky."
 * "Aren't you going to give your favorite relative a good-bye kiss?"
 * "Don't worry Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm exercising!"
 * "All you ever seem to do in these games is shoot this or jump on that. Why don't they make games about knitting?"
 * "I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!"
 * "Ssshhhhh, Dixie! I'm on my last life, and you're breaking my concentration!"
 * "Can you help, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I can't get off this level - and I've been playing it for weeks!"
 * "Bye-bye, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Try to find some of those nice banana birds!"