User:Walkazo

Greetings. The name's Walkazo, as you may have guessed from this article's title. I'm sharing this account with my little brother, but since its my name he's using, I'll be the foremost sibling when it comes to idle chit-chat (like all this fluff).

Firstly, about me, the older sister Walkazo... Well, I love Mario stuff, but I hate Mario himself. I dream of the day Nintendo creates a game in which Bowser is the titular character and finally gets his long-awaited victory over that accursed plumber. I also hope that some day the people at Nintendo will make sence of all the Marioverse/timeline issues they've cooked up over the years. Unfortunatley, neither is likely to happen anytime soon, so I compensate with writing Bowser-centric fanfiction and my own personal writeup of the Mario series (an ongoing project) which only truely be complete once I realize my dream of playing all the Mario games in existance (even the bad ones like Mario is Missing).

Another thing I'm working on is an evolutionary chart for all the Koopas, including Bowser's species which infuriatingly has not been given an official name and is therefore devoid of a page here on the Wiki (I call them Dragon Koopas). One of the first steps towards this is a compete taxonomy of the Koopas organized by family, genus, and species; and a template with links to all the Koopa Species. Like my timeline, it's a work in progress.

Well, that's about it for me in relation to Mario - an obsessive, scientific fangirl.

Now, about my little brother who's not actually Walkazo but Pantaro Paratroopa... Uh, he likes Bowser too, and is a big fan of anything to do with NC (Neglected Characters).

Walkazo's Portion of the Page
See above.

Spritework


This is my second version of me and my brother's sprites. The Paratroopa sprites at the top of the page are Pantaro Paratroopa and the Dragon-Koopa at the bottom is me, Walkazo (the image is actually my idea of what Bowser's wife looks like (called Bowselta), but I use her as my avatar). I included alternative expressions for both me and PP (middle left and centre, respectively) as well as spritework of a Shroob laser and sprites of PP holding one (centre page). Finally, I also included sprites of my pet Shovelnose Catfish, Biggles (top left), and of my local Grackles (a species of North American Blackbird), who my family has been monitoring for the last four years (middle right). The animals are part of my character's special ability "Call of the Wild" in which I call either the flock of Grackles (or Biggles if I'm in the water) to attack my enemies.

This is a work in progress. I hope to include more sprites of Biggles (who, in reality, is only about a foot long, not giant like I have made him in my spritework), as well as some sprites of PP and I as our chameleon namesakes.

WWII
Pokémon DP and I have recently agreed to write a story based on World War II. It's still in the planning stage, but talk to me if you wanna be in it! This is its Usperpedia page, and if you're a member there you can just sign up on that page. Also, if you're interested in helping out with writing the story, this is the link to the forum. But be warned: it contains spoilers!

PP (Walkazo's brother)'s Portion of the Page
Just so you know, Pantaro Paratroopa is speaking here.

My Life's Troubles
I can tell you that I have Asperger Syndrome (a brain condition which brings 'above average intelligence' yet slightly demured social skills), though most educational authorities think I have Autism (a similar condition that manifests different social and learning handicaps that don't apply to me) AND IT IS DRIVING ME BONKERS! And that is the biggest trouble in my life, the second biggest is that I failed to capture Kyogre in Pokémon Sapphire, the bright side is that Walkazo prefers Groudon.

Mariogate MG-1
I have a sprite comic. Go to the talk page if you want to see the plot, or be in it the plot involves the distruction of Un-Mario Wiki (similar to the distruction of the Sammer's Kingdom, but the main characters go to another wiki, and a pokémon battle with the remains of the Pokémon Synegate (or whatever it's called), and more. The first three installments are up and can be viewed here.

Main Characters

 * PP
 * Walkazo
 * Max3
 * Mr. Guy
 * LilBooster

Minor roles

 * Toa Waluigi - A legend of zelda fan.
 * Dummmmmmy - A member of Bulbapedia.
 * GloSquid - Someone that can use Goombella's and Goombario's tattle.
 * Master Crash - Someone to explain the music system.
 * Alphaclaw11, 1337Yoshi and Betapaw11 - Non-sysop Yoshis.
 * MiniMlover10 - A Non-Yoshi interested by Morph bubble contact by Non-Yoshis...
 * Willy on Wheels
 * Extreme Cheese Fans! - Plumber, Bean and 1-4 others.

Fighters
5 fighters, but everyones attack must have something to do with light, Fire, Laser blasts, Lightbulbs, Lightning, even Flashlights. To sign up, talk, state if you want to be a fighter, and form of light, like firebreath, etc.

Main characters will also contribute to the fighting.

Lightless fighters
3 characters will contribute to the fight with attacks not related to light, like Punching, Kicking, Blasts of a non-light produsing element. (but never do these in real life)

Cameos
Roles open, up to 20 cameos, 6 nessesary.

Sysops
All sysops will be in it unless they tell me that they don't want to be in it.

Pokémon
Several of them will apear in the story.


 * Steely-Wing 2 (Skarmory) - Level 100 (Walkazo's)
 * aaaaaaaaaa (Blastoise) - Level 100 (Walkazo's)
 * Roserade - Level 65 (PP's)
 * Medicham - Level 75 (PP's)
 * Tyco (Typhlosion) - Level 37 (Max3's)
 * MTD (Pachirisu) - Level 50 (Max3's)
 * Feraligatr-Level 60 (Lario's)
 * Carl (In Piplup and later Zubat form) - Level 50 (Plum's)
 * Cresselia - Level 50 (???'s)
 * Don Grou (Groudon) - Level 100 (???'s)
 * Spiritomb - Level 12 (Dummmmmmy's)
 * Mew - Level 43 (Dummmmmmy's)
 * Regice - Level 52 (Dummmmmmy's)
 * Zapdos - Level 65 (Dummmmmmy's)
 * Machamp (shiny) - Level ??? (Dummmmmmy's)
 * Azelf - Level 96 (Dummmmmmy's)
 * Torterra - Level 75 (SS's)



Trivia
The first page Walkazo created was Template:Game & Watch while PP's 1st Page crated other than the Userpage is Fish Bones not to be confused with Fishbone, as Fish Bones was once not a redirect.

Walkazo beat (in her and PP's opinions) the hardest level of Super Mario Sunshine, Sirena Beach 6 on April Fools Day, leading Pantaro Paratroopa to beleive she was just joking about it when she told him.

Both Walkazo and Pantaro Paratroopa are named after lizards (Walkazo was a Veiled Chameleon and Pantaro is a Panther Chameleon).

PP is saving to get a Wii, he is roughly 1/2 to 6/11 there (50% to 54.545454%) last time he checked.

Quotes
Howdy - General Practitioner Donez, NC short 54 (English)

I have giant knives instead of arms - Giant-Knives-Instead-Of-Arms-Man (Wart)

? - Shy Vs. Shy spies

You Lousy - Waluigi

PP's Quotes
''Pft. If Jay wants to stop me, he can get off his lazy butt and stop me.'' - Fred, NC short 62.

Water, water, drinkin' good! - Walkazo, to Pantaro the chameleon.

Wow, that suit stinks - Goomba #1, NC short 53, "smells like a foot suit"

(Gasp) He always smells like that, - Goomba #2, Nc short 53, "smells like a foot suit"

The Trouble Center is in trouble - PP

Loyal subjects, everybody belch! - King Bob Wire, "King"

Walkazo's Quotes
Mammamia, I'm-a-hungry for some pasta. - Mario, "Mario's Diary" by Walkazo.

I hate people, I think they're all stupid. - Percy, Starhunter

''Mooore glue! Moooooore Boooraaax!'' - Alexander, 2005.

You can be... Princess Blasmin! - Walkazo, when her friend couldn't decide whether she wanted to be Belle or Princess Jasmin for Halloween.

And now for something completely diffrent
He'll eat you.

PP: "I kick this in your face."

Luigi is singing opra!

Lyk... Rawr?

W00T! Bowser!

"They all lousy!"



Walkazo: "Beleive it or not, it is possible to see the Yoshi Cheek Pond while racing in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, if you hit the edge of the course at just the right angle and speed, you will fly up high enough to peek over the wall. What does it look like? That is for me to know, and you to find out."

It's the great pumpkin Mario!

And Now, It's...
Stats!