User:Mushroom Head/status

possible results
STATUS:WILL BE ACTIVE TODAY Indicates I am able to be online for most of the day.

STATUS:WILL BE SEMIACTIVE TODAY Indicates I am able to be online for about half of the day.

Indicates I cannot make a prediction on my activeness, though it is either SEMIACTIVE or INACTIVE.

STATUS:WILL BE INACTIVE TODAY Indicates I am offline for most of the day.

STATUS:WILL BE OFFLINE FOR LITERALLY THE WHOLE DAY Indicates I will be offline the entire day. Sh*t.

Unused
These are the original statuses. They are no longer going to be used.

STATUS:CURRENTLY ACTIVE Indicates I will be editing consistently. Note that I may be semi-active during Saturdays and Sundays.

STATUS:CURRENTLY SEMIACTIVE Indicates I am unable to edit consistently.

STATUS:CURRENTLY INACTIVE Indicates I am unable to edit for a while.

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