User:Salty

= Me = Hey, everybody. I'm Salty, that guy that did that one thing. I am close friends in real life with Elite Yoshi and Dr. Luigi. After Elite Yoshi showed me this place, I knew it needed some help and clean up from people who really knew how to do wiki stuff, so I joined. You see, I'm a really active member at the [Homestar Runner Wiki] so I know most of the stuff there is to know about wikis.

Me Personally
I'm 13 and live in San Antonio, Texas. Mario has been a part of my life as far as I can remember. When I was really little, I remember seeing this starry box at the top of my closet for ages. Eventually, my dad decided it was time to let me see what it was, and it was a SNES system. My first video games. Naturally, the first game I had was Super Mario Bros.

Origin of "Salty"
How'd I get my name, you ask? Well, it all started one day when my mom made me buy this shirt that said "SALTY" in big letters because it was on sale. When I wore it to school, all the kids started making fun of me and calling me Salty. When I wore it to my cousin's house (the same cousin who turned me on to Homestar Runner) some of his friends came over, and when they asked me what my name was, I simply replied "....Salty." That's all for now. If you have something to say, go to my talk page.
 * Talk atcha later,
 * S a  l  t  y