List of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest quotes

This article contains quotes from both the Super Nintendo and Game Boy Advance versions of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest. The quotes are listed alphabetically, by character.

Cranky Kong

 * "I thought you were supposed to be a big star!"
 * "I didn't! Whisking off maidens and chucking barrels, seven days a week I was! There was none of this lazin' around on a beach!"
 * "I wouldn't be caught dead in a game with bonus levels, end-of-level bosses, and a screen that scrolls!"
 * "Say hello to your old grandpappy Cranky. I'm back by popular demand to offer my wealth of gameplay wisdom for this unnecessary sequel."
 * "Try all you'd like, this game will never be as good as Donkey Kong Country, and even THAT was rubbish anyway!"
 * "Shouldn't Dixie be a token female princess waiting to be rescued?"
 * "Diddy, I thought you were a cheap character in DKC, but Dixie's even worse!"
 * "Well done, Diddy, m'boy! Who'd have known you'd be able to rescue that lazy grandson of mine and dump K. Rool in his own filthy swamp? Not bad for a novice! Of course, if I'd have been playing, I'd have made sure that K. Rool never tries a cheap trick like this again!"
 * "An eight-legged friend will go halfway to help you here."
 * "Now, go ahead and switch that cartridge off, so I could get some sleep! I reckon I've earned it!"

Donkey Kong

 * "Even video game heroes get time off."
 * "Why don't you go pester Diddy or something!? Just leave me in peace for once!"

Funky Kong

 * "Come jump into my jet 'n' jive, Clive!"
 * "Go get that K. Rool, he just ain't cool!"

Kaptain K. Rool

 * "I've kidnapped that lumbering fool Donkey Kong and you will never see him again! Har-har-har-har-har!"

Swanky Kong

 * "Give them a big hand folks! Good evening, I'm Swanky Kong and you're tonights contestants on my Bonanza! It's easy to play! Just pick a game and you're away!"

Wrinkly Kong

 * "All those Kremlings want to do is learn how to fight and squash monkeys!"
 * "When you find Kaptain K. Rool, can you ask him if he's done his homework?"