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My name is MeerkatMario. I'm from Morocco, and I'm most likely the only Moroccan user to join the Super Mario Wiki. I am kind of weird but I'm cool and nice.

Friend userbox
If you want to be my friend, copy any of these five userboxes into your userpage, which depends on if you are a great friend or just a good friend. But you should talk to me too on my talk page.

A Super Mega STORY-TIME!
Welcome to "A Super Mega STORY-TIME!" Where we have a lot of stories for you to read! The stories are split into two categories, Long Stories and Short Stories (depending on the length of the story), which in turn are split into genre-based categories. Have fun reading!

Question Time!
Hi! I'm Game Guy and welcome to my Quiz Show!

OK! First:

1Q: Did Toads appear in Super Mario World?
 * Yes
 * No

Toad: No, they didn't! Game Guy: Good! Let's get to the next one.

2Q: Why didn't Yoshi save Kootie Pie in the episode, Fire Sale? 1. Because she is a villain. 2. Because she is friendly.

Toad: It's 1! Game Guy: Correct! On to the next question.

3Q: What was the beta name of the game Super Mario 64 when it was originally made for the SNES?
 * 1) Super Mario FX
 * 2) Super Mario Bros. 5
 * 3) Super Mario 3D
 * 4) Super Mario Bros. 3D

Toad: Super Mario FX! Game Guy: Great! Next question!

Game Guy: 4Q: 852,175,566 - 900,000,000 = what? Toad: Umm...2? Game Guy: WRONG!!! *shoots Toad* So I guess this all ends well! With no wrong guys and idiots! Thanks for watching-- I mean, reading!

The Secretary Koopa
'''... test? test? test?'''

c'est bon !

Name: Secretary Koopa Age: 28 Sex: Male Likes: Missions, love interests, exterminating villains Dislikes: Breaking up with his love interests, being absent Species: Koopa Troopa

Date: Saturday, 29 August 2009

Hey guys. This is a page of my secret diary. Like it? Then I'm going to show you what was going on.

OK, so I was relaxing with one of my love interests, who was this girl named Sasha. One of the workers at my company MKSA (Mushroom Kingdom Secret Agency) then came in our room and told me that Dr. Roarser, my arch-nemesis, was going to steal a whole bunch of meat loaf from the butcher shop. So I took and put on my sunglasses and spiked collars to start another day of my job.

Once I reached the butcher shop, I came across Dr. Roarser. He said, "You'll never take me alive!" Then I said, "Oh yeah? Then I'll get you alive!" And then we started a long brawl fight. Dr. Roarser used his laser gun while I used my laser mirror to reflect back the laser.

It was only temporary. Once Dr. Roarser finished using his laser gun, he started shooting bullets at me but I dodged. And how? I put on my bulletproof trenchcoat, and it made the bullets get sucked in it. Once the last bullet was sucked in, I took off my trenchcoat and waved it, causing all the bullets to fly off of it. Dr. Roarser ducked and jumped to evade the bullets.

After the last bullet was gone, Dr. Roarser used his Super-Ultra-Mega-Killer-Blaster gun to finish me off, while I used my Burn-Freeze-Grow-Heal-Shock-Neutral laser gun (which is a gun that shoots in water/ice, fire/lava, earth, holy light and electricity). Both guns were getting more powerful than each other for a long time, but my gun was more powerful. Thus, it shot Dr. Roarser out of the ground and into the skies. "Curse you, Agent Koopa!" he said before vanishing into dust.

The worker who told me to start my mission was watching the entire battle, and when I turned my face to him I told him that my mission was accomplished. Then we both high-fived.

THE END

How I Met Your Father Doll
'This story is in the form of a transcript. It's like a transcript! Even though it's just A STORY!' (One rainy night, Toad was doing a plush movie where Peach Doll was telling her son, Luigi Doll, a story of how she met her husband/Luigi Doll's father.)

Peach Doll: Once upon a time...one stormy day, I was running on the streets crying. I was alone. I had no partner. No husband. No nothing. (Peach Doll in the flashback is crying like she said)

Peach Doll (in flashback): Help! Help me escape this storm! (crying sadly, while lightning strikes)

(She eventually reaches a Koopa Troopa.)

Peach Doll: Can you help me get to a shelter, please?

Koopa Troopa: Nuh-uh! I'm strong and safe!

Peach Doll: Yuh-huh! The women get no strength!

(The Koopa Troopa leaves. Lightning strikes again)

Peach Doll: Help me! (she says the next phrase louder) Help me! (and louder) Help me!

(Several people disagree, including Boshi Doll, Sonic Doll, Amp Doll and Roy Doll.)

Boshi Doll: Noshi! (Translation: Nope!)

Sonic Doll: I'm leaving!

Roy Doll: I hate you too!

(Amp Doll doesn't speak, so he just makes a sparking sound while leaving. Peach Doll starts panting deepily, then she turns her head towards the ground and then to the clouds.)

Peach Doll: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(All of a sudden, a voice comes out from behind her.)

Voice: I can help! (A hand reaches out wearing a white glove from the source of the voice.)

(Peach Doll holds the hand.)

Peach Doll: Oh, thanks! What's your name?

???: I'm Mario Doll! And I've come to help you! (beat) OH GOD YOU HEAR THAT?! LIGHTNING'S GOING TO STRIKE AN EXPLOSIVE BUILDING!!!!!

(Both Mario Doll and Peach Doll run away fom the building, just in time before lightning strikes it, causing it to violently explode. Back to the present day.)

Peach Doll (in present day): ...and that is how I met your father!

Luigi Doll: Oh, thanks! Althrough why was Mario Doll the father and me the son?

Peach Doll: Because blah blah blah...

Toad (mimicking Peach Doll): ...blah blaaaah--I met him! Hahahahahaha--(smashes dolls around)

THE END

Once Upon a Lakitu
Kooper had no choice but had to need an animal to survive. First he asked for a dog, but his parents wouldn't want that, since it's a magic dog that can morph into a sword. He then asked for a toy, but it was too big to fit in his collection. Finally, he asked for a Lakitu, and they brought one to him. He was really happy at first, but now he's starting to have second thoughts.

Today was the Star Festival, and with a Lakitu, all the Toads would laugh at him. He's weak, so he put up a knight suit for the Lakitu, but they still laughed at him. Finally, he asked his parents for a TRUE dog, one that does not morph into a sword. He got it, but when he revealed the bio of the dog on its back, its name was Shadow, and it belonged to Kat and Ana. It read: "Magical dog. Can shapeshift into a sword". He got scared and fainted from shock. And so, all the Toads and his parents laughed. The End.

Here's this special feature!

The Aquarium (similar to VideoBoo's "Aquarium")
Hi guys. On the 1st of September 2006, I bought a Blooper from the store. He came with a bocal:



I've gone to call him Darky that day. I hope Darky will have fun.

While I'm away, go feed him. Oh wait! I've already hired a nanny the following day to feed him gumdrops.

I'm starting to wonder if Darky is lonely, so I'm going to search for a Rip Van Fish and a Cheap-Cheep! Get it? "Cheap-Cheep"? Hehehehehe!


 * --Spike

Super Smash Bros.: March of the Minis
When I went to the game store, I heard about "Super Smash Bros.: Touched!" now being released! And I bought it and put the cart on my DS. I started playing right away in Adventure Mode, until I failed beating Bowyer, Popple and Rookie (the final bosses). I continued so many times and kept losing to Bowyer, Popple and Rookie until I had wasted all my Continue Coins. Then the Lost Screen appeared. It looked like Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis' Game Over screen. When I chose Retry, it reappeared. The same thing happened when I chose Quit. I tried reseting, but to no avail. Luckily, I had a backup .NDS ROM of the game that should correctly start up.

THE END

My discussion on Super Mario Maker
I can't wait until I get that game. It would be super cool to make Mario levels. Plus, it would be just as fun as making your own WarioWare microgames. But first I don't have a Wii U. I just wish I had one.

The best thing about Super Mario Maker is that they gave us the chance to put certain objects and enemies from recent games such as Goomba Towers and Bowser Jr.s. In the case of Bowser Jr.s, you need to add a Bowser into the level and then shake it until it becomes Bowser Jr. The game's gonna be super fun and awesome to play!

--MeerkatMario

Gallery of Madness (and Surpriseness)
''OK! I admit it! The subpage where this belonged to had to be deleted so I placed this section back onto my main userpage!''

Part 2
''Here we continue our 24/7 randomness from Part 1. We start with Mario's death report. Additionally, there were a little too many images in Part 1. Either way, enjoy.''

Main
Meerkat Mar  io  (talk)

January 15 (my birthday)
Meerkat Mar  io   (talk)

New Year
Meerkat Mar  io    (talk)

Anniversary of September 11 (9/11 attacks)
Meer kat  Mar  io  Oh noes.

YouTube Video Land!
Currently, there are 10 videos. There are external links instead of players for YouTube videos 5 and above, as I know that putting more than those could slow down the browser, and I also heard that 6 or more YouTube videos (without external links) can easily crash other users' computers.

Oggy and the Cockroaches: Life's a Beach
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Ssenmodnar 8 (SMG4's 150k special)
ktYFbptXM8Y

Kirby...DIED!!!
RJ5voeqH8Jk

Doncamilows
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Mario For Hire
See here.

The funniest video that ever cracked me up.
See here.

Never Koop A Koopa
See here.

Contact Intro (A MUST WATCH MASTERPIECE!)
See here.

Sonic the Derphog: Eggventure. (GET IT?!)
See here.

The Walking Goomba
For some reason, I added a non-YouTube video into the YouTube section.

Weird.



Box of The 'Shroom
ALRIGHT! HERE IT IS!...the 'shroom box.

enjoy. D:

Hey! [[File:8bit.gif]]
Oh yeah. There is a test of using images in headlines above this line of text.

Every character's introduction in the Subspace Emissary
(oh yay lol *cough* overdone *cough* in a few minutes or seconds :D so much smg4 right? jokes?)

MeerkatMario's Funny Moments(?): Toadbert101 style
OK, so the reason I am writing this section is because I am reading Toadbert101's advertisements and they make me so much because they are funny. So, as Peach Doll's husband Mario Doll knows she is acting stranger than earlier and realizes she is pulling her hair strings making them break up without further ado, I bring you my (text-made) versions of Toadbert101's ads! They're largely the same, because of what I mentioned before (they make me LOL so much). Either way, enjoy.

Stopwatches
Stopwatches such as these are never to be used.

For some reason you find them when you rip up four grown vegetables in Super Mario Bros. 2. They seem like rewards for gardening. But they're not. Take them from me. They cause nothing but trouble.

THEY DO WHAT THEY SHOULDN'T. THEY STOP TIME, YOU CAN'T S TA R T IT AGAIN , D O NOT

H I P H O P P I T Y B A M S O N
BIRTHDAY ERROR  IN  YOUR  FAVOUR  COLLECT  MOUTH  FLAVOUR THE WORLD IS QUIET HERE

SPOOPALICIOUSINITIALIZATIONATORY

COOKING MINUTE RICE IN UNDER 55 SECONDS ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT US

OIL OCEAN ZONE LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

FIRE AN ARROW UNDERWATER TORPEDO

CANT GET ENOUGH OF THAT SUGAR CRISP

MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDDDDDDDDDD'EEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

unspecified malfunction occured
null 0.000000000000000000000000%  it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy
The sick new sensory craze that is totally legal

But what exactly does it mean?

Let's find out so you can get the goods

Have we sold you yet?

Freezy
FREEZY

PERFECT FOR uh

viciously encasing people in giant blocks of ice

waste ten minutes chasing after it as it almost falls off the stage

you too can enjoy missing anyone you throw it at

artificially cool sound effectsure

Time Hole
Break the time stream continuum with this uhthing

First make a

Have it work terribly

You should find the ruptured 4th dimension on your front lawn in no time

NOW YOU CAN VENTURE THROUGH TIME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

SAVE THAT ELDERLY PERSON FROM EATING THE POISONED CAVIAR BEFORE THEY SWALLOW SEE WHAT GIRLS THINK OF YOU WHEN YOU CAN TELL THEM YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOOKED UP LATER SEND THIS AD BACK TO APRIL 16TH 2012 SO IT CAN BE SUBMITTED ON TIME

THE REAL WORLD
IT'S A LANDMASS PLANET MADE UP OF SEVEN CONTINENTS

IF YOU WANT TO GO TO ONE FOR ME YOU CAN

JUST CONTACT THE MANAGER BY PHONE

HE ALSO ACCEPTS E-MAILS AND PERSONAL VISITS

SCHOOL IS HARD TRIANGLE

The capicums italiano
These fine wingless hat specimen can be found in North-West Asia, Eastern Europe and the like. Their wing counterparts, the rare cappicus alarumo, only live in Eastern Europe and tend to live in trees, and eat birds, rodents, and the litter of humans. In the Mario franchise Mario showed us it's OK to wear these wild animals. Say no to Mario and his capitalist ways.

The 6 Golden Coins

 * Silver Card - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Silver Credit - Paper Mario
 * Silver Diamond - Luigi's Mansion
 * Silver Star - Super Mario 64 DS
 * Golden Coins - Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
 * Skeleton Key - Mario Party 2

'''Someone thought it would be funny to put Golden Coins in the wrong place. (weirdo)'''

But, you know, the Golden Coins. THE coins. They were the items to get in Super Mario Land 2. THE items. THE grand prize. THE big cheese.

Wario stole them from Mario or something and then random things happened like spells and stuff


 * Then I stole them from under someone's Christmas tree and now I'm passing the savings onto you

Just remember, next time someone tries to tell you about five golden SEGA rings, punch them in the mouth and go for my deal on six golden freaking-NINTENDO coins.

wait what the h-

The Glitch
Within Super Mario 64 is the remains of groups of glitches

I set off on a quest to obtain one of them, based on ancient archaeological lore

While drawing ancient demonic symbols on the floor using dead snails I selected File A and went to this place where they had red roofs, lots of windows, the biggest entrance in video game history and a portrait of the owner of the place

I was not prepared however

The beast named Mario was now my player character

He transmutated several times while I moved him

But before long, I had to perform the glitch by walking to the right side of the castle, falling then pulling up a ledge

While only appearing to be an edge, it was actually evil and it killed me and now I'm dead



my blood looks hyperrealistic oh god help

for those so inclined

 * normal pages
 * redirects
 * the 'shroom
 * images
 * galleries
 * talk pages
 * user pages

Fake News by MeerkatMario
This is a fan-made version of the Fake News section of The 'Shroom made by MeerkatMario. You've been warned. This isn't actually part of an issue, but just a fan-made version made by this user.

Editorial
Hello and welcome to MeerkatMario (talk) 's edition of the Fake News! Today we're going to have every section of the Fake News, this time with MeerkatMario versions! (because I like them, even though most of them have vacancies) As for this feature, enjoy reading my edition! ;)

[[File:Font_PoliceBlotter.png]]
Mario and co. and Bowser and Bowser Jr. playing the Triangle Twisters game they found. Tragedy struck the Mushroom Kingdom today as Mario and co. was put in jail, long story short, Mario Party DS style (but not getting shrunk).

The Sky Crystals after becoming broken apart.

The group was first caught playing Triangle Twisters with Bowser and Bowser Jr., which we thought was illegal because Mario and Bowser are rivals. Then we threw away the Triangle Twisters game and it broke into five Sky Crystals, thus reversing time. The Sky Crystals were then scattered around the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario and co. arrested.

Mario and co. became shrunk again and then moonwalked around boards, then became grown to normal size again. They were then put into a cell (no, not a plant or animal cell, but a monk's cell instead) and were officially claimed "arrested". Like I said, it was a long story short. But anyways, goodbye and good luck.

[[File:Font_TVTomorrow.png]]
''A few characters from the main cast. From left to right: Mini Donkey Kong, Mini Mario, Mini Peach and Mini Luigi.''

Just wanted to sit on the couch waiting for new Mario shows besides The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, and Super Mario World? Well, you've come to the right place! Here's The New Mini Mario Adventures! Starring Mini Mario, Mini Luigi, Mini Toad, Mini Peach and Mini Donkey Kong and, as well, featuring the evenly Mario, Pauline and Donkey Kong!

Just about every single episode involves Donkey Kong stealing Pauline, as in the original game Donkey Kong and the Mario vs. Donkey Kong series, from which this show was based upon. There are also cool new places such as the Mini Mario Toy Land and Donkey Kong's Lair!

There are also a few episodes where Donkey Kong is not having any ideas stealing Pauline. In fact, in the most recent episode, Donkey Kong has forgotten all about his ways to kidnap Pauline, leading to his son, Donkey Kong Jr. (who rarely appears in this show; also his first appearance in a Mario television series), substituting his job.

This show is a masterpiece on the MushTV channel, shown on 7:30 and 9:00 along with other kids' shows. You will love this show even if you haven't seen it! Anyways, goodbye until next time!

My name is Mr. Koopa and today, we had an interview live on TV at 10:30. It was about the security in our town. Parliamentary was also involved in the interview. Mr. Austin, who worked daily as a policeman, told us that he couldn't control solving crimes. My daughter Molly, a 7-year old, also asked me if she was interested. We were just about getting a coffee after the interview when— *static, off the air for about 2 minutes, pan to the news studio*

[[File:Font_NewsFlush.png]]
"We interrupt this program for Breaking News from  ' Shroom News 24! I'm Mrs. Shelly Toad. King Koopa from his Coney Island Disco Palace or whatever you call it has recently caused havoc. You know what havoc it is? Well, let's ask Ben Mushroomer."

"Thank you, Mrs. Shelly. Now, as I refer to him as Bowser, his havoc was hardly any harm until later on. He opened up a restaurant referred to as Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food. I thought it was like McDonald's, but Scoopa Koopa sell eggs on burger buns and coconut drinks instead. Then they make these foods addictive. More information goes to Hannah Fungi."

"Thank you, Ben. Continuing, the customers start acting like chickens. This proves that they are mutating into Chickadactyls, since the eggs originally came from the chicken-lizard hybrids. See, now that tells you to eat healthy. When the customers have been mutated, they grow several bird features, including wings and stuff. The final source comes from Mr. Frank Funguser."

"Thank you, Hannah. We have recently heard from the owner, who really is King Koopa himself, that he is just going to cook the Chickadactyls and reopen his restaurant as Flew the Koopa's Fried Chickadactyl Stand. Luckily, Mario destroyed the restaurant just in time, returning the customers to normal. King Koopa escaped into a Warp Pipe instead, and I think he probably gone back to Disco Palace and told his Koopa Kids what happened or he would've just gone down in the wrong pipe instead. This is Mr. Frank, Hannah, Ben and Mrs. Shelly, signing out. To the Weather and then we continue your program."

[[File:Font_WeatherForecast.png]]
"Greetings, and welcome to the Weather. I'm Alice Toad presenting this forecast after the breaking news. For the next 12 hours, it's getting cloudy around the north-west of the Mushroom Kingdom. As predicted, it will start raining heavily over the Dark Land and Diamond City regions, and it will snow over Sherbet Land. And then there is the occasional fog flying over Desert Land. Let's ask John the Reporter for more information from our trusty source ToadWeather."

"Speaking of occasional, Alice, Goomba Village has dark clouds over no more than 34.5 feet from the ground. Koopa Village and Toad Town are also experiencing violent atmospheric events, mostly thunderstorms. A small hurricane is reaching for the eastern coast, and the sun can't even move a bit at the island of Kongo Bongo. And now, that is all for the Weather. Join us again after the next news bulletin. And now, back to your show!"

[[File:Font_PeddlersPlace.png]]
remember the goombas? idiot? well now you've got these.

they were originally supposed to be normal goombas, but when in battle they turn into two crudely drawn goombas on a folded paper. they try biting at mario--





they are found in bouquet gardens and the coast down the road--



they're the first enemies to kidnap the traveling toad--





please sir I don't need this from you



please sir



[[File:Font_GameCorner.png]]
A character from the Mario universe - Francis, known for his addictions to video games - goes back in time with Professor Elvin Gadd's Time Machine to visit the development of the game Super Mario Sunshine: Bowser Jr. Again''. (this is a strange plot, though) ''

This ain't no "game over, man".

Hello. It is I, Francis, the video-game addicted chameleon, here in September 25, 2007, to check out the sequel to Super Mario Sunshine, this time for the Nintendo Wii. As I was walking round Nintendo's department looking for ways of how they make the levels and stuff, I came across this guy and talked with him:

Nintendo Guy: Why hello, you chameleon from one of our games. Francis: Such a pleasure to see you. So, I am from the future and played your game during that time. Nintendo Guy: Played our game and you were from the future? Oh, such a confusing fact! Francis: It is not confusing. I think it is interesting...interesting enough to blow your miiiiiind! Nintendo Guy: Blow my mind? Or our minds? Francis: Blow the minds of you and all of those other Nintendo Guys out there! Nintendo Guy: If you said that, it will not just blow our minds... Francis: What? Nintendo Guy: It will also blow our lungs. And hearts. And kidneys and muscles and skeletons and- Francis: FORGET ABOUT THAT STUFF! Nintendo Guy: Wait, what are you behaving? Like a combination of Larry and Iggy Koopas from Super Mario Bros. 3? Francis: Wait. Forgot to check my accent and behavior. Oops, gotta run! Nintendo Guy: Hey, come back her Francis! ...Francis? Oh, forget it.

I thought it was going to be a a great interview, but probably that Nintendo Guy was dumb. As I LOOOOVE video games, that is why I wrote this. Goodbye and, as if there's going to be any more interviews, see you next tiiiiiime!

Ask Yoshi.gif Meerkat Mario
Hi and welcome to my edition of the Ask... series! This is only one-time, so unfortunately you won't see another of my Fake News section again. Let's get to the questions.

First, we got 6 questions from a Lakitu who is a nerd.


 * 1) Why are you doing this section?
 * I just did this section for fun.


 * 2) Which foods do you like?
 * Umm...I don't want to get embarrassed in front of many people seeing this question. So I should know it's pizza or other stuff.


 * 3) http://www.marioboards.com/Smileys/default/lakitu.gif''
 * : lakitu: http://www.marioboards.com/Smileys/default/lakitu.gif


 * 4) What is the answer for "What is Mario's occupation" on Super Mario Boards?
 * At first I didn't know it as well, but with help from User:Hypnotoad the answer is "Plumber".


 * 5) Do you like...............Chuckyas?
 * Their appearance is cool, and the way how they throw Mario is funny and- why do I feel something grabbing me?


 * 6) What if-[This person has asked enough questions. So this is not a question.]
 * Oh, come on! I thought we could end this with a 7th question, not a regular sentence!

Then we have a few more questions from a Mini Mario nicknamed as "HipHoppityBamSon". That's it.
 * 1) What do you like?
 * I like pizza, and chocolate, and Twix, and chocolate cakes, and Windows 7, and classic consoles, and television channel branding, and Kutlasses, and Super Mario Maker, and well those plush videos with http://forum.mariowiki.com/Smileys/default/bowjr.png in them, and yeah.


 * 2) What is your favorite color? Mine is blue :D
 * Well I have orange, then my second favorite color is purple.


 * 3) Do you think crossovers are the best thing ever?
 * Yeah! It gets really good when two shows crossover, but the more shows, the better!


 * 4) You want to live in a Teletubby house?
 * I DUNNO


 * 5) And that's all I got. Here's a pizza slice.
 * Hey, gimme the link for it!

And that's the last of Ask MeerkatMario so far. When I receive more questions (well, actually type them and look like they were received by me), I will put them right in here. Goodbye for now! :D

More to come in this MeerkatMario Fake News edition, TBA!