List of Birdo quotes

This is a list of quotes by Birdo.

NES

 * "Play!" (Round Game)
 * "Ok!" (NES/SNES, Round Game)

SNES

 * "Fight!" (Round Game)
 * "Which level would you like to play?" (Vs. Com)
 * "Which data file would you like to select?" (Vs. 2P)

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

 * "I'm so...lonely. Will you play with me?" (as Shelly)
 * "Oh... If you had played with me, I was going to give you the key to this room."
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Hello♡! I'm Birdo."
 * "Tee, hee! Ouch, you're hurting me! Now it's my turn! Get it while it's hot!"
 * "Oh, I'm never gonna let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!"
 * "Don't forget about me!"

Pink Birdo

 * "This is as far as you go!"
 * "Well, hello there!"
 * "No!" (When hit)
 * "I'll remember this!" (Defeat)

Red Birdo

 * "I'm gonna finish you off!"
 * "You've come a long way!"
 * "How could you?!" (Defeat)

Green Birdo

 * "I'm ready for you this time!"
 * "You got a lot of nerve!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

 * "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
 * "Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!"
 * "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
 * "Are... Are you saying that was all my fault?!?"
 * "Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!"
 * "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own."
 * "Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"
 * "I CAN'T believe I lost to YOU!!!"

Mario Super Sluggers

 * "Yoo hoo! Hey! Look! I'm up here! Help me, please! Bowser Jr. is over there!"
 * "Safe at last! Thank you all soo much!"
 * "It was just shocking! I was just doing a little sunbathing. All of a sudden that pesky Bowser Jr. popped out of nowhere!"
 * "I freaked out a little and scampered over here. Then they erased the bridge."
 * "You're all my heroes! You must let me join you!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

 * "Hello gorgeous! Long time no see! It's me!"

Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games

 * "I lost?! I don't how you stayed focused with me swimming next to you. I'll turn your head next time!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that's baseball, right?" (Mario Stadium)
 * "What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..." (The Observatory)
 * "Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?" (Peach's Castle)
 * "There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..." (The Colossus)
 * "Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
 * "What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" (Slimenia)
 * "I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost scared to roll the die!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General Quotes

 * To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
 * "Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
 * "Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
 * "Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
 * "Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
 * "What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
 * "Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
 * "Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
 * "I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
 * "I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
 * "Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
 * "I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
 * "That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
 * "Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
 * "Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
 * When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
 * "My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
 * "Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
 * "Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
 * "Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
 * "Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
 * "Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
 * "Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
 * "Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
 * "Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
 * "I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
 * "You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
 * "This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
 * "Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
 * "You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
 * "Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
 * "I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
 * "Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
 * "Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
 * "Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
 * "That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
 * "Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
 * "Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
 * "Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!"
 * "Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
 * "Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
 * "Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
 * "No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
 * "You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
 * "Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
 * Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
 * "Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
 * "Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
 * "My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
 * "Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
 * To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
 * "There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
 * "Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
 * "Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
 * "How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
 * After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
 * After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
 * After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
 * After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
 * After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
 * After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
 * After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "My poor little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are you all right?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
 * To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
 * To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
 * To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
 * To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
 * To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
 * To Player: "Don't get discouraged (Player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
 * To Female Player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (Player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
 * To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
 * "A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
 * "I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
 * "How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
 * "You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
 * Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
 * To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
 * Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
 * To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
 * To Male Player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
 * Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
 * To Female Player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (Player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
 * Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (Player's name)."
 * Near bankrupt: "Break it to gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
 * Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
 * After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
 * Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 * "Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."
 * "Both can know of love's grace..."
 * "Just try not to get egg on your face."

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "Two hearts in doki doki panic"
 * "My heart Flutter Jumps"
 * "Kiss me, my darling"
 * "Oops! There's egg on your face..."

Paper Mario: The Origami King

 * "I knew you'd mop the floor with those delinquents, but my GOSH."
 * "Now I've got Mario madness... and you've got the only cure.♡"

Castle Club quotes

 * "Scratch golfers have a handicap of 0 or better. Finishing a round on par or in fewer strokes is a snap for them!"
 * "They're good enough to be pros, so they don't even bother playing handicap tournaments. Pretty cool!"

Mario Golf: Super Rush

 * "Oh! It looked like Mario just won. Isn't that the end of the tourney?"
 * "Aw, sorry, Chuck. But remember, the welcome ceremony tomorrow is more important than watching TV."
 * "Thank you! How wonderful to have at least one sensible rookie in the house."
 * "That's a good idea, dear. I know you're hoping to be one of the standouts in this rookie class."
 * "Oh, it's you! We've been waiting for you. Come join us, please!"
 * "Everyone, please allow me to introduce the final rookie in your group, [player name]!"
 * "Yes, the Golf Association called to let us know that one more rookie would be arriving late. Now they're here!"
 * "Come one, everyone! You'll all be learning together, so you might as well introduce yourselves properly."
 * "...That's it?"
 * "*sigh* It's quite a crew we have here."
 * "What am I thinking? You must be exhausted! Why don't you head to your room and get some rest as well?"
 * "Oh! But I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Birdo, the camp-house mama. You can even CALL me "mama" if you want!"
 * "Now, your room is the one in the back. We've got the big welcome ceremony tomorrow, so go rest up, OK?"
 * "Ah, you're awake. Good day, [player name]!"
 * "I hope you're feeling rested. Did you get a good night's sleep overall?"
 * "Oh, good! I didn't wake you because you seemed like you really needed the rest." (When selecting yes)
 * "But now you're running late for the welcome ceremony! Head outside and straight down the road. Hurry!"
 * "Oh, just one more thing..."
 * "Everyone in town knows that we have a new class of rookies starting out."
 * "So you'll have a lot of eyes on you—and some pretty high expectations."
 * "Just put your best foot forward, and take it in stride. Good luck!"
 * "Congratulations on making it through the first day of the tourney, [player name]!"
 * "I'm so happy for all of you. Now, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't remind you to rest up for tomorrow!"
 * "Golf is a way of life here at Bonny Greens Golf Village. The main course is our pride and joy, and even our practice facilities are world-class. You couldn't pick a better place to learn the game. Good luck out there!"

Super Mario Party

 * "The party has started! I'm so excited!"
 * "I want to see you take the top prize so go out there and party like you mean it!"