List of virus quotes

The following are quotes by the viruses from the Dr. Mario series.

Virus Vid

 * "Oh, it tingles. What is it? I feel this tingling…" (Blue asks Red if something is wrong.) "I don't know. Pins and needles? Fizzing? Sparkling? Totally tingling!" (June 19)
 * "Is there a doctor in the house? Help, somebody! Please help, anybody! Somebody, anybody!" (Sees Dr. Mario entering the room.) "…Nevermind." (June 25)
 * (Singing in tune with "Fever") "We'll joke and dance and jump and pop and sing all day!" (July 6)

Dr. Mario World

 * "Three doctors are going to be added Aug 7 at 1 AM PT, including Daisy! Oh, a yellow lab coat? I hope she goes easy on me..."


 * "Did you know 20 new stages will be added on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT? I was just playing around and suddenly this place is a mess! Ick!"


 * "Some doctors are making their debut on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT! The first one is...Dr. Baby Mario? What? A baby doctor? H-how is that even possible? What's next, his little brother? Please...go easy on me."


 * "20 stages are gonna be added at 2 AM PT on Sep 19. A ferris wheel is next! I had so much fun on the merry-go-round. Or was it the carousel? Wait. Is a merry-go-round the same as a carousel?"


 * "A Virus Event starts today! Defeat 2,000 of us to get a Staff Ticket. Uh oh, I know what that look means... Sayonara!"


 * "Apparently new stages are gonna be added at 1 AM PT on Oct. 4. We might get to travel to outer space and see a whole new galaxy! Wait a minute…these round stars sure do look familiar..."


 * "I wanted to enjoy a nice day with my pal Toad, but it turns out he's feeling under the weather. Huh? Do you think it's my fault? Probably not, but I still feel bad about it! Help him feel better by playing the clinic event that's going on until Oct. 16 PT!"


 * "I hear that new stages are gonna be added at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT. Woah, just look at that jungle! A humid climate, huh? Probably not the best place for me..."


 * "We got featured on the topics section of the official Nintendo website. 1506? 'Rather than bother trying to place the capsule neatly, put it down for now and eliminate it with the next capsule.' I have a feeling that I'll be eliminated by a lot by doctors who are able to do this. Use this as reference." (Translated; original text: 「任天堂公式ホームページのトピックスで紹介してもらったよ. 1506か. ”きれいに置こうとして悩むくらいなら、とりあえず置いて次のカプセルで消す. ”コレができているドクターにはオレもたくさん消されるような気がするな. 参考にして. 」)


 * "Huh? It looks like that box is flying! Apparently items will come out if you clear a stage and hit it... Oooh, I'm too excited! I can't wait to see what's inside!"


 * "I hear that new stages are being added on Dec. 11. Brrr…I think I'm gonna catch a cold just looking at it… Just kidding! I looove cool, dry places. Come and play, but be sure to keep warm!"


 * "The second new doctor arriving on Dec. 11, 11:00 PM PT is Dr. Kamek! Wait, a doctor that can use magic? Is that what he uses to treat patients?"


 * "A Log-In Bonus that you can claim once per day started today! These are the sort of things you can get. We wanted to go big since it's the first one, so you'll be able to get two staff tickets and 20 doc tokens! Play every day to collect them all!"


 * "Hey! I heard new stages will be added Dec. 26 at 1 AM PT. But, that's not all! The reward for clearing the Special Stage is a new doctor. Who could it be?"


 * "There's a new doctor arriving on Jan. 9, 2 AM PT! It's Dr. Fire Mario! He's looking fierce in red. I hope he doesn't take it out on me!"


 * "Looks like new stages will be added on Feb. 3, 2 AM PT. What, did you think I was going to say something like, 'I love sweets!'? Yeah, right. Don't mistake us for cavity-causers."


 * "The total number of clear stars you all collected by Feb. 4, 7 AM PT was... 2,206,078! We have sent hearts ×5 and coins ×1,000 to your Doc Box. Just 2,793,922 more to go until you get coins ×2,000. Good luck!"


 * "The total number of clear stars you all collected by Feb. 6, 5 PM PT was... 5,362,611! We have sent coins ×2,000 to your Doc Box. Just 4,637,389 more to go until you get doc tokens ×100. Good luck!"


 * "The total number of Clear Stars you all collected by Feb. 9, 9 PM PT is... 10,006,887! Congrats, we’ll send doc tokens ×100. We're curious to see who we're up against, so how about sharing a screenshot of the doctor you staff with these hashtags?"


 * "The total number of Clear Stars you all collected by Feb. 9, 9 PM PT is... 10,006,887! Congrats, we’ll send doc tokens ×100. We're curious to see who we're up against, so how about sharing a screenshot of the doctor you staff?"


 * "I heard doctor staffing rates are up until Feb. 23, 9:59 PM PT. That means you might have a chance at recruiting some of the recently added doctors to your team. Pretty exciting, huh?"


 * "Looks like new stages are coming on Mar. 5, 1 AM PT. Seeing the sparkling crystal underneath the purple sludge makes me excited!"


 * "The second new doctor coming Mar. 5, 1 AM PT is Dr. Fire Rosalina! Red's the best, believe me. So why was that other guy wearing green even though he had fire powers? Blue said they're complementary colors on the color wheel or something."


 * "A Special Log-In Bonus has started! In addition to familiar rewards like a staff ticket and doc tokens, you can get the new boomerang item. What's more, if you log in for seven days you can even get Dr. Fire Mario as a special bonus! Don't forget!"


 * "An event where you can hit blocks and get cool rewards is now live! This time is special because the blocks will only appear for a short time, and staff tickets and diamonds have a higher chance of appearing. Cool, right?"


 * "A new doctor's coming Apr. 2, 1 AM PT. It's Dr. Nabbit! I wonder about consolidating that luggage... I mean, all that stuff could just go in that big sack! Think about it. Dr. Nabbit's the only new doc this time. Please take it easy on me."


 * "A Log-In Bonus started today! The reward for today is already taken so it's hard to see, but the first day is a boomerang. When you use it, look carefully and be sure to target a row I'm not in, OK?"


 * "Looks like doctor staffing rates are up. If you've got coins or staff tickets, now's the time to staff up."


 * "So, that event where you hit blocks has started up again! This time it's a shorter version where blocks only show up for a limited time. Looks like staff tickets and diamonds sometimes appear too."


 * "Woo-hoo! New stages were added. The special stage reward for World 15 is Dr. Lakitu. That makes sense 'cause there are so many clouds."


 * "Looks like doctors are easier to staff until May 24, 10:59 PM PT."


 * "Introducing a new doctor arriving May 28, 2 AM PT. It's Dr. Koopa Troopa! A perfect match for the ocean. Please take it easy on me."


 * "A Log-In Bonus started today. You have the chance to get 20 doc tokens and even two staff tickets! Wow, those are generous rewards, huh?"


 * "Doctor staffing rates are now 1.5 times higher than normal. All of this week's specialists are easier to staff, so check out this combo. Step 1: Staff to raise doctor level. Step 2: Get battle points. Step 3: Increase tier to get rewards."


 * "So that event where blocks appear on stages has started. Clear stages and hit the blocks to get various rewards. If you make your way through the stages then you can get tons of rewards in this helpful event."


 * "Big news! Seems like THAT doctor is returning. I heard today's his 30th rotation around the sun. I don't think that's too old, but you should all wish him a happy birthday. Please take it easy on me."


 * "On July 29, 11 PM PT, apparently new stages *blub blub blub* *blurb blop blurp* *bubble bub bubble* *blub*"


 * "You can get seven of 8-Bit Dr. Mario: one for each World cleared in Worlds 1-4, one for playing versus mode ten times, and two from a Log-In Bonus starting today. Add the one from the gift totaling eight! He'll hit level 3, but won't become 64-Bit, you know."


 * "We plan to send four of 8-Bit Dr. Mario you can get by clearing worlds and the one for playing versus mode to your doc box by the end of August. It's a bit of a wait, but be patient. Together that's 8-Bit Dr. Mario ×5, not one 40-Bit Dr. Mario."


 * "Dr. Mario Drills are here so you can learn about Dr. Mario World. We'll release these in three parts starting today. The first part is 'Half-Capsules.' Tell people who haven't played yet about the world of Dr. Mario World... That's like saying 'ATM machine.'"


 * "Blue, Yellow, and I will each present a Dr. Mario Drills video. Lots of folks should see them, so we're doing a retweet event until Aug. 17, 11 PM PT. We'll post a wallpaper of the one whose video gets the most RTs from the English and Japanese tweets."


 * "A star-collecting event has started. New stages were added too, and you'll receive 10 hearts every day. Quickly clear stages and get a bunch of good stuff. Woo-hoo!"


 * "Here's the next part of the 'Now I Can Clear It!' video series featuring stage 135 with a clear rate of 34%. Keep ignoring us and just stacking pieces! Hm, I like that method!"


 * "A star-collecting event has started. Those stars that you couldn't get before will now be easier to earn up with Skill Summit power boosts. Go ahead and tap the compass at the top left of the screen to see if you missed any of 'em!"


 * "Here's the next part of the 'Now I Can Clear It!' video series featuring stage 60 with a clear rate of 34%. Notice how you gotta think ahead with that last rainbow piece? Impressive. With that kinda talent, I couldn't even be mad if I got eliminated..."


 * "That event where you hit blocks in some of the later stages just started. You can get a variety of things by clearing stages and hitting the flying ? Blocks. New stages were added too, so keep on clearing them and go rake in those rewards!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started. That event where you hit flying ? Blocks is going on too, so it's a prime time to advance through stages. And hey, now you have something to do this fall!"


 * "Here's the next video in the 'How To Clear It!' series. It's stage 83 with a clear rate of 57%. They use the skill, charge the skill, and use the skill again. Aw, we don't stand a chance..."


 * "Hey you, that event where blocks appear in some of the later stages just started. As you chase around the ? blocks, you'll clear stages and get a bunch of rewards in the process. Wow, what a deal!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started. If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. If you get another 500 coins then you'll be able to staff twice!"


 * "Doctor staffing rates are currently up, I hear. It's been about a month since the last time. For those of you who want to cast a wide net to staff any doctor, now's your chance!"


 * "The next part of the "How To Clear It!" series is on stage 105 with a clear rate of 41%. Since the clear condition is to find coins, that means we don't have to get eliminated, right? But wait a sec...all the red ones get taken out! Waaa!"


 * "An event to collect stars is happening now! If you complete it, you'll earn 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. New stages were just added too, so that's good news."


 * "Flying ? Blocks have been sighted in some later stages. Where do these blocks come from, anyway? Life would be easier if they floated TO me instead of flying away..."


 * "How To Clear It!' [sic] series continues with stage 149, which has a clear rate of 38 percent. Placing capsule pieces in a plus shape is a useful trick! It's bad enough you're eliminating us, but do you have to look cool doing it?"


 * "An event to collect stars has started. If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. It's a good habit to go back sometimes and go for stars you missed! Though I tend to not look back—only forward!"


 * "For seven days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! Those of you with a stockpile of coins or staff tickets collected from events, now's your chance!"


 * "For seven days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! I hope you get the ones you've been looking for. No new doctors this month, but hey, look on the bright side—something to look forward to for next month!"


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Speaking of which, Yellow keeps talking about making his own pair of wings. Where'd he even get the idea?"


 * "Do we really have a new doctor and assistant appearing today at 10 PM PT? Ugh, that big mouth looks ready to devour us in one bite. Are you sure we can't put this off?!"


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Is it just me or do those blocks go farther away every time you catch up to one? Well, it might be a struggle, but give it your best shot anyway."


 * "Just a reminder… The current event ends earlier than usual, today at 10 PM PT, so be sure to get the rewards in time!"


 * "For ten days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! With staff tickets from Log-In Bonuses coming your way too, now seems like a great time to pick up a new doctor!"


 * "It's the first event of the year! The number of us you've eliminated will be displayed on the event screen, so you can work to beat your personal best each time this event comes along. You'll have to write it down, though. I'm not keeping track for you."


 * "Dr. Iggy arrives on Jan 13 at 10 PM PT. Finally, all the Koopalings are here! Now they can open their own hospital. Not sure if that means they should though..."


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Speaking of, I saw Yellow sketching those wings in his journal again. Not sure what's going on there."


 * "The second half of the new world stages has been added. If you clear a special stage, you can get Nabbit—the only doctor with the Score Boost skill. Gotta wonder what's in that bag of his..."


 * "Doctors are easier to staff until Feb. 3 at 9 PM PT. If you have lots of staff tickets and coins, now's a good time. Doc tokens are a sure bet too. "


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. Yellow revealed my secret wish to be popular, but so what? I'm already popular. Red's the most eye-catching color!"


 * "Doctor staffing rates are up until 9 PM PT on Feb. 17! Feels like I've been announcing this a lot lately, but I guess it is every two weeks. Anyway, it's a good time to get some doctors!"


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all the rewards. By the way, just so you know, I really am popular. Red's the color that stands out most to the eye, you know. That's just science!"


 * "The second half of the new world stages has been added. We're now at 1,000 stages! If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Donkey Kong—the reigning champ of barrel throwing! I wish I was that big and powerful..."


 * "An event to collect stars has started. Get all the rewards by collecting 40 stars, but watch out—it's easier said than done! Getting three stars on a stage in the later worlds is especially tricky, so try going back for any stars you missed along the way!"


 * "A new world opens tomorrow at 10 PM PT. Spring might almost be here, but those icebergs and frozen lakes are taking me right back to winter! But y'know, a snow hut might be the perfect spot for that secret lair I've always wanted..."


 * "There's an event starting today! All you gotta do is eliminate 2,000 of us to get all the rewards. I know you're itching to battle in the new season of versus mode, but eliminating us in versus mode won't count for this event, so be careful!"


 * "The second half of the new world stages has been added, and this time you can get Dr. Ludwig as a special stage reward! Gotta say, all the ice in this world sure makes it difficult to get around. This might be a job for Ludwig's skill..."


 * "A new world opens tomorrow! It's just a shame that all those beautiful cherry blossoms are covered in purple slime… Wait, did WE cause that?!"


 * "The second half of the new world stages has been added. If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Fire Mario! This might sound strange coming from me, but make sure to clear all the stages so everything is nice and tidy before Peach gets back!"


 * "An event has started where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. Make use of the Power Boost Rally and be sure to claim those rewards. Also, doctor appearance rates are up in staffing, so that might be a good place to use any coins you find!"


 * "We just got a video introducing the new doctor who is arriving today at 11 PM PT! With how tough he is, there's no way you'll catch me at the bottom of a column any time soon. At least, not if I can help it..."


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all the rewards. Apparently, there's about to be a in . But when you live life as freely as I do, every day feels like a holiday!"


 * "Did you hear? That event where blocks appear just started in some of the later stages. When both the rewards for clearing the summit and the Power Boost Rally are in effect, you might be able to hit tons of those blocks without even breaking a sweat!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started! If you can collect 40 stars, you'll get all the rewards. And it looks like you can now get doc tokens from this event. That's awesome news for anyone who likes Doc Staffing!"


 * "A Log-In Bonus started today! It looks like we're getting one every month now. You can get a bunch of stuff like items and staff tickets, so try to log in at least once a day!"


 * "The second half of the new world stages has been added. If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Morton! His skill changes bubble machines or ice fans into empty blocks. I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who looks as strong as him!"


 * "It's that time again: a new Log-In Bonus has just started! The star event and the flying ? event have also started, so play a lot and get a bunch of rewards!"


 * "A new world opened! So, here we are...the final world. I get the feeling all the stages will pose a serious challenge, so brace yourself, and good luck out there!"


 * "The final area is open! Wait, is that cave shaped like...me? Oh well! If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Fire Rosalina! It's time to end this once and for all, so let's do this!"


 * "A new season in versus mode is starting on Aug. 25. There's only three days remaining in the current season, so give it your all and aim for the Rainbow Tier!"


 * "You can now use one free continue every day! These are perfect for when you're sooooo close to clearing a stage and just need another try!"

Virus Vid

 * "Is it me, or did Red lose some weight?" (June 18 #2)
 * (Practicing martial arts with Red) "What a show of force!" (July 1)
 * (Singing in tune with "Fever") "We are funny viruses that don't give up - hey!" (July 6)

Dr. Mario World

 * "And we're being introduced on the . Splendid! If you have an device, give it a look if you like."


 * "If you play with your friends it's way more fun!"


 * "Starting from today we'll be introducing 3 Doctors and Assistants introduction videos. You'll get to see all their skills and stats all in one place, so check it out!"


 * "Here's our second Doctors and Assistants video! In VS mode the balance between attack and defense becomes super important!"


 * "Here is the third video. Don't overlook your assistants! They complement doctors in different ways, so think carefully and find a suitable combination!"


 * "It seems 20 new stages will be added on Aug 7 at 1 AM PT. Oh my, I'm feeling a bit parched just looking at this new world!"


 * "Well these doctors seem...qualified. Oh, there's more! Dr. Baby Peach will also be introduced on Sep 5. It would be prudent to make sure her pacifier is disinfected before she uses it. And please keep your distance...children terrify me."


 * "I've done some research on the four new doctors and four new assistants who are making their debut on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT. I have put together a video presenting my findings!"


 * "It sounds like new doctors will debut on Oct. 4 at 1 AM PT. Here comes Dr. Rosalina ! Hm... I was under the impression that it was her job to preside over the cosmos, not viruses. I do hope she'll let me off easy!"


 * "I've done some research and gathered information about the two new doctors and four new assistants who will be appearing at 1 AM PT on Oct. 4. Apparently one will let you move again, and that's just no good for me at all!"


 * "It appears that new stages have been added once again! The structure seated among them is known as the Comet Observatory, and it's used for travel from galaxy to galaxy. Such a shame it can't be used to escape these pesky doctors!"


 * "It seems that new doctors will be making their appearance at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT. Ah, I see that Dr. Donkey Kong is arriving this time around! It's a wonder that he can hear a thing through such a rustic stethoscope."


 * "Isn't this cool? We've been featured on the App Store. The article is talking about what to do when you reach Level 113...? Oops! Did they find out how to beat us?"


 * "Doctors are featured until 9:59 PM on Dec. 1 PT. This will make it easier to effectively bolster your staff. It's quite an impressive array of doctors, if I do say so myself."


 * "I've gathered information regarding the two new doctors and one new assistant making their debut today at 11 PM PT and put it in a video. From ice, floaties, bubbles, or blocks, Dr. Kamek's skill can get them all in one go!"


 * "I've gathered information regarding Dr. Dry Bowser, the new doctor added today, and placed it in a video. You can add him to your staff by clearing the Special Stage in World 10 or by purchasing the Doctor Pack that is available for a limited time."


 * "Ah, it would seem that the Free Continue event is on again. You can even extend the length of timed Challenge Stages by 15 seconds and continue playing. Be sure to use this wisely."


 * "I have gathered information regarding the two new doctors and one new assistant debuting tomorrow at 2 AM PT, and I've compiled it in a video. Both doctors can clear whole lines in one shot, so we'll need to consider our positioning and avoid lining up!"


 * "A daily Log-In Bonus consisting of a staff ticket and doc tokens has started. Collect them all by playing every day!"


 * "Apparently doctors are easier to staff until Jan. 29, 9:59 PM PT. I believe there are a ton of qualified doctors who can join your roster."


 * "I have the pleasure of introducing a new doctor appearing Feb. 3, 2 AM PT. It's Dr. Larry! He's the third Koopaling to join the battle! And look, he's got the same bag as Ludwig and Wendy. Please take it easy on me."


 * "I've gathered information on the two new doctors and one new assistant who will appear tomorrow at 2 AM PT and put it in a video. Roy will have a blast in World 6, and Larry has an enchanting plan for World 8."


 * "A daily Log-In Bonus consisting of a staff ticket and doc tokens has started again. Collect them all by playing every day!"


 * "Allow me to humbly introduce a new doctor appearing Mar. 5, 1 AM PT! It's Dr. Fire Luigi! Just two months after his big brother arrived, he's turning up the heat! Guess it took him quite a while to find a Fire Flower. Please take it easy on me."


 * "I've gathered information on two new doctors and one new assistant who will appear tomorrow at 1 AM PT. The number of doctors has grown, and now there are 30 total! I'd love to see your collection, so share a screenshot if you'd like!"


 * "Ah, yes. It appears that the Free Continue event is making its appearance once more. You can utilize this feature on special stages, so why not take advantage of it to get reward Doctors?"


 * "My video explains Dr. Nabbit and Stingby, who will come tomorrow at 1 AM PT. Nabbit's skill boosts your score by 3,000 points. Seems useful for getting stars. Stingby's skill grants an 8% chance of 8 more seconds in timed stages. That's a ton of vitamin bee!"


 * "It seems that new blossoming stages have been added! The reward for the Special Stage in World 14 is Dr. Peach. Ah, I see... it looks like you can add her to your roster if you clean the sludge off the castle?"


 * "I've collected information about the new doctors and assistant appearing today at 11 PM PT. Are you telling me their VS mode skills aren’t good enough? I wish I could show you how fast their skill meters raise."


 * "A 7-day Log-In Bonus has started. It includes a boomerang, doc tokens, and staff ticket. If you play every day, you can collect them all!"


 * "The Dr. Dry Bowser Pack is available for purchase for a limited time. Apparently this is a rare doctor that you can't get through staffing. Wait, the flames are blue? Just like me! It also comes with 260 diamonds."


 * "I have information on the new doctors and assistant appearing tomorrow at 2 AM PT. This time the versus mode skills are quite speedy. Being attacked by a barrage of skills one after another will surely take its toll!"


 * "A star-collecting event has started! You can challenge the stages added today or return to previous worlds and aim for three stars. Collect 40 and earn lots of rewards."


 * "I have information on the new doctor and assistant appearing tomorrow at 3 AM PT. Receiving coins is a problem now? What a rare and valuable experience."


 * "I've collected information about that doctor. Hm? Things are a bit more boxy than usual. Something about it makes me feel nostalgic. You can get this doctor as a gift instead of from staffing. Apparently that lasts until Aug. 30."


 * "I collected some information on the new doctor and assistant appearing today at 11 PM PT. I think you'll be chuckling so much that you'll forget the contents of the video, so watch it several times."


 * "A Star Event has started. If you use your 30 minutes of infinite play, you should be able to collect stars more easily than normal. The key is to find a way to focus on your 30 minutes without any interruptions. Good luck."


 * "Today's my turn. This video is about 'Moving Through Objects.' I have no idea where they came from. Did they jump on blocks or move through them? How mysterious. Can someone explain? Retweet this and tell your friends! Thanks."


 * "Learn about getting three stars in tough stages. This shows the super-hard stage 540, which has a three-star clear rate of 1%! I admire the discipline to use a recommended doctor and level-1 assistants. Watch full video on the web!"


 * "I've collected information on the new doctor and assistant appearing today at 11 PM PT. It's been a year since we started, so that means it's time for a fresh start."


 * "The next part of the 'Now I Can Get Three Stars!' video series features stage 14C with a three-star clear rate of 3%. It's a timed challenge stage that requires quick decision making and precise control. Well done! (Even though I don't know who was playing.)"


 * "I hear doctors are easier to staff right now... Time to fill up your roster!"


 * "The next part of 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' series features stage 455 with a clear rate of 6%. It's an uncommon stage type where you have to maneuver from the top. Logic says to eliminate from the bottom, but this one goes against it. Be flexible!"


 * "This video has information on the new doctor and assistant appearing at 12 AM PT. It might seem like the skill isn't anything special at first glance, but don't be fooled. It can be used in quick succession!"


 * "The next part of the 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' series features stage 620 with a three-star clear rate of 9%. That Dry Bowser is a force to be reckoned with... In case you're wondering, Dr. Dry Bowser is available as a special stage reward in World 10."


 * "The next part of the 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' series features stage 500 with a three-star clear rate of 3%. The obvious options are ignored while multiple capsules are pulled out at once, floating until the time is right. Can you handle the pressure?"


 * "I'm a little worried about the new doctor and assistant appearing today at 11 PM PT. How on Earth are we supposed to defend ourselves if ice fans and bubble machines are neutralized?"


 * "The next part of the 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' series features stage 13B, with a three-star clear rate of 2 percent. The way the player breaks colorful crates while simultaneously releasing caged coins is a masterclass in efficiency. I'm impressed!"


 * "The next part of the 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' series features stage 600, with a three-star clear rate of 2 percent. Try to keep as many capsules as you can! Dr. Daisy is perfect in combination with Capsule Plus to increase the number of remaining capsules."


 * "The next part of the 'How to Clear It!' series is on stage 267, with a clear rate of 21 percent. If you open locks or use skills as soon as they're ready, you might want to tune in. Learn to remain calm, assess the situation, and then take action."


 * "An event to collect stars has started. Complete it and you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. Even the experts who have collected all the stars up until now will have plenty to do with the newly added stages."


 * "This part of 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' features stage 614, with a three-star clear rate of 7 percent. The player always seems to keep a close eye on what capsule is coming next, and there's an inspired move with a rainbow capsule around the one-minute mark."


 * "This part of 'Now I Can Get ★★★!' features stage 15C, with a three-star clear rate of 3%. Dr. Dolphin's skill pops bubbles, but this player is patient—letting the bubbles come out and waiting for the shell to line up with the coins. Impressive!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started. If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. Just 500 more coins and you'd be able to staff—I'm sure the Daily Booster can help!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started. Complete it and you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. This one is longer than usual and will last until next Thursday. That should give you plenty of time to relax and enjoy the holidays!"


 * "A new desert world opens on Jan. 13 at 10 PM PT. Those ripples are the wind pulling the sand around. If the sand grains are varied in size, it doesn't take a lot of wind to make waves!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started. As usual, complete it and you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. Changing up your assistants might get you those three stars faster. If you're stuck, give that a try!"


 * "Doctors are easier to staff until Jan. 20 at 9 PM PT. This could be a good opportunity to use those Log-In Bonus staff tickets from New Year's!"


 * "That block-hitting event just started in some of the later stages. Meanwhile, Yellow continues to go on and on about wings. I don't think he even wants to fly. I think he just thinks they're pretty."


 * "Flying ? Blocks are appearing over stages ahead. Here's a tip: when the Power Boost Rally icon is displayed on the right, clear the farthest uncleared stage to trigger various handy items. If you keep clearing new stages consecutively, they'll remain active."


 * "An event to collect stars has started. 40 stars will you get all the rewards. Additionally, I have a note about the Power Boost Rally; its effects are only active on the farthest uncleared stage, but will remain active even if you fail on an earlier stage."


 * "It appears the Log-In Bonus has started as of today. Additionally, a new doctor has been added. I would like for all of you to get all the doc tokens and staff tickets, so please don't forget to log in every day."


 * "An event to collect stars has started. As usual, 40 stars will you get all the rewards. It might require using all of your items, but if you manage to get three stars, it'll likely be more valuable than getting the rewards alone."


 * "Flying ? Blocks are appearing over stages ahead. What comes out of the block is always a surprise, but I have heard it's possible to obtain diamonds. With that in mind, it may be even more exciting than staffing."


 * "The five specialists this week have their attack speed and defense increased by 10%. I'd personally recommend Dr. Luigi, as his defense is the highest of any doctor in this group—perfect for those who prefer to carefully plan out their approach. Unlike Red."


 * "A new season of versus mode has started. This is it; the final season in the Dr. Mario World game. May you all achieve a triumphant finish. Now go out there and give it your best shot."


 * "The Log-In Bonus for October started today. My hope is for you to use your diamonds and enjoy the remaining one month as much as possible."

Virus Vid

 * "Just tell me where it hurts." (June 19)
 * "The horror!" (June 29, July 7)
 * (Via text messaging) "♪ We r funny viruses! Lol!" (July 2)
 * (Singing in tune with "Fever") "We're not the best at rhyming - we rhyme 'up' with 'up'!" (July 6)

Dr. Mario World

 * "Aw, man... We forgot to talk about the game! I guess you should just watch this video or see the full version on !"


 * "The second doctor appearing on Sep 5 is Dr. Baby Luigi! Wow, I didn't see that coming! It must take a lot of brains to be a baby doctor. Hopefully this won't be too bad!"


 * "Another one! Four new doctors...that's one more than last time. Wow, Dr. Daisy got a lot shorter since she joined last month... Oh! That's Dr. Baby Daisy! They look so much alike. I might be in double trouble."


 * "Oh, it looks like there's a star event today! Collect 60 stars before Sep 25 to get a Staff Ticket. If I did better in my acting class, maybe I coulda been a star!"


 * "The second doctor making his appearance at 1 AM PT on Oct. 4 is Dr. Luma! He's round, yellow, and—wait a minute. He's stealing my look! Oh, I hope he doesn't hurt me!"


 * "A Virus Event starts today, and anyone who can eliminate 2,000 of us is gonna get a staff ticket! I just counted up to 2,000, and it only took me an hour and 42 minutes to do it! Do you think you can beat my time?"


 * "Until Oct. 2, we're running an event where you can get coins, hearts, and items! I'll put them in your doc box every day, so make sure you pick 'em up. I'm real excited about these gifts, so I'll be sad if you forget about them..."


 * "The other doctor making his debut at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT is Dr. Diddy Kong! He's really rocking that wooden head mirror. But what's a doctor need a head mirror for? I think it's probably just to make him look official!"


 * "I made a shiny new video to show off the two doctors and four assistants who are making their appearance at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT! Those peanuts sure look tasty!"


 * "Right now, you can use one continue for free, so try usin' it on a stage that's giving you trouble! This is actually pretty scary for me. It means that you can keep going on a stage, even if you run outta capsules!"


 * "Uh oh...Goomba isn't looking so good. I thought maybe he was exhausted from getting stomped on all the time, but it turns out he's sick! Huh? You think it's my fault? The Goomba Needs Help! event lasts until Nov. 13. Hurry up and help the poor guy out!"


 * "Apparently new stages will be added to Dr. Mario World at 2 AM on Nov. 21 PT. I like the way the sunlight filters through the trees!


 * "I thought Spike's eyes were just looking droopy lately, but it turns out he's sick! Huh? You think it's my fault? Please help the poor guy get better! The Help Spike! event lasts until Dec. 4 PT."


 * "DrMarioWorld [sic] is featured as part of the Trends of the Year on the App Store! Thank you!"


 * "I'll introduce a new doctor arriving on Dec. 11, 11:00 PM PT. It's Dr. Baby Rosalina! If you look reeeeally closely at that star thingy, it's actually a mirror. She uses it when checking inside her patients' mouths. Please go easy on me."


 * "I thought something seemed off about the way he's sitting, and it turns out he's not feeling well! Huh? You think it's my fault? The Help Koopa Troopa! event lasts until Dec. 25. I feel bad for the poor guy so help him get better."


 * "Oh no! That super scary event, Free Continue, is on again! Apparently, you can even use your free continue on Special Stages where doctors are available. We'll be hiding...I mean, waiting in those purple stages."


 * "Apparently new stages are gonna be added to DrMarioWorld on Jan. 9, 2 AM PT. Look at this place boil and bubble!"


 * "The second doctor making her appearance on Jan. 9, 2 AM PT, is Dr. Fire Peach! That fireball she's holding looks super hot… Please don't hurt me!"


 * "New stages were added! The castle entrance looks like the face of a doctor I've seen before... And the doctor you can get as a reward for clearing the World 11 Special Stage is Dr. Fire Peach. Good luck!"


 * "I was wondering if it wasn't getting enough water, but turns out it's sick. Huh? It's got nothing to do with water? The Help Piranha Plant! event lasts till Feb. 2, 9:59 PM PT. Go help the poor thing get better!"


 * "They say another Koopaling will arrive on Feb. 3, 2 AM PT, so here's a little guessing game! Which Koopaling will debut with Larry? Pick from the following. Reply to this with your best guess if you think it's someone else!"


 * "The second new doctor coming Feb. 3, 2 AM PT is Dr. Roy. The top response was Iggy. Roy came in second, but just barely! I want one of those Koopaling arm wraps. There's no yellow, so I'm safe. Please don't hurt me. Iggy will appear in the future."


 * "The second doctor appearing Feb. 3, 2 AM PT is Dr. Roy! Now there's four of the Koopalings! I want one of those Koopaling arm wraps.There's [sic] no yellow, so I'm safe. Please don't hurt me."


 * "A special Star Event called Collect Clear Stars Together started today! Everyone will receive gifts based on the total number of clear stars everyone got. Check your in-game notifications for more info. Invite your friends to join in and do your best!"


 * "New stages were added! may be over, but this candy world can still satisfy your sweet tooth. The reward for World 12 is Dr. Larry. The Special Stage is more spicy than sweet, though... Good luck."


 * "The Dr. Wario Pack is available to purchase for a limited time! His stage mode skill adds capsules. In fact, the capsules just keep coming! If you haven't staffed him, check him out. He also comes with 260 diamonds."


 * "New stages are added, I heard! I wonder how much the big sparkly thingies would sell for? Oh, and the reward for World 13's special stage is Dr. Fire Luigi! That huge L he makes is a bit scary, though.."


 * "Seems like new stages will be added on Apr. 2, 1 AM PT. We're in full bloom now."


 * "The Dr. Dry Bowser Pack is available to purchase for a limited time! Dr. Dry Bowser can only be obtained by clearing the Special Stage in World 10. The pack also comes with 260 diamonds."


 * "Looks like new stages will be added at Apr. 26, 11 PM PT. Woah, I can see clouds below!"


 * "The Dr. Daisy Pack is available to purchase for a limited time! Her stage mode skill lets you tap to pick a thing to eliminate. It doesn't seem really flashy but it's super useful when... well... Actually I have nothing to say. It comes with 260 diamonds."


 * "The Dr. Donkey Kong Pack is available for purchase for a limited time. His stage mode skill lands with a boom and then pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop! It eliminates nine objects. The pack comes with 260 diamonds too."


 * "New stages will be added May 28, 2 AM PT. Yay! Summer is coming and I'm excited to go swimming!"


 * "The second doctor coming May 28, 2 AM PT is Dr. Dolphin! This kind doctor will let you ride on their back when you're in a pinch. Just be careful not to let your bag get wet...and please don't hurt me."


 * "New stages are here! I see the ocean and more islands... It looks familiar up to stage 620, but there's definitely new challenges to take on! The reward doctor for clearing the Special Stage is Dr. Koopa Troopa. Woo!"


 * "Looks like doctor staffing rates are currently 1.5 times higher than normal. 20 doctors are available for staffing, and you can see them from Details under Staffing. As for that one I don't get along with... Yep, there you go."


 * "The Dr. Dry Bowser Pack is available for purchase for a limited time. This doc is suuuper scary and can easily eliminate two rows of things like bubbles, ice, dust, crates, and colorful crates in one go. Aaah! It also comes with 260 diamonds."


 * "New stages will be added June 26, 3 AM PT. I was excited that an amusement park glittering in the night was up next, but are the horses in the middle the main attraction? Aww, but I wanna go to the second area."


 * "Looks like new stages were added. It's the second area of the nighttime amusement park! Look behind Baby Peach, the special stage reward doctor, to see the swinging ship. You really bounce up off the seat!"


 * "A new doctor will arrive on July 29, 11 PM PT. It's the fifth Koopaling, Dr. Lemmy! He ranked first in the January survey, after all. Sorry we kept you waiting for half of a year. Fans of Iggy and Morton, please wait a bit longer and take it easy on me."


 * "There's an event starting today! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket. If you want to eliminate a lot at once I'd suggest stage 20. Good luck."


 * "*blub blub blub* *gasp* New record! 16 seconds. The second half has been released! The reward from the special stage is Dr. Dolphin. I feel good today, so I'm gonna go again. No one can stop me! *blurb blop blurp*"


 * "Last up, it's my turn! This part is 'Swapping Order.' Float a capsule and move quickly. I'm terrible at this. Why was I picked? That flashy part at the start makes you feel like you got better just by watching. Show your friends so they'll get better too!"


 * "Videos with tips on clearing stages with low clear rates will occasionally be made. Today's is stage 53 with a clear rate of 27%. It features Lv.1 Toad with no assistants. If you're stuck, don't be embarrassed! Come take a peek."


 * "Here's another video! The next part of the 'Now I Can Clear It!' series features stage 67 with a clear rate of 34%. You have to use the bottom of the screen and make a bunch of half-capsules. I wonder... would exploders that were once frozen still explode?"


 * "Looks like new stages will be added on Aug. 26, 11 PM PT. Wow, so many sunken ships. Did they REALLY think they could fit through those rocks? How silly."


 * "There's a new doctor coming Aug. 26, 11 PM PT. It's Dr. Blooper! With so many hands, Blooper can handle even the most complicated of procedures! Oh wait, those are more like feet..."


 * "The elimination event starts today! Whoever gets rid of 2,000 of us will receive a staff ticket. I heard Skill Summits count towards this, too. So, you'll get rewards from Skill Summits and from this event. Sounds good for you but not for me..."


 * "You can see more broken ships in these added stages! The reward from the special stage is Dr. Kamek. I wonder if he could use magic to clean up the ships..."


 * "There's an event starting! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket. I thought 2,000 was a lot, but people seem to be hitting that target like it's no big deal!"


 * "New stages will be added Sept. 24, 12 AM PT. It's suddenly getting cooler outside... You know what that means? Fall is here!"


 * "Let me introduce a new doctor arriving Sept. 24, 12 AM PT. It's Dr. Boo! Triiick or Treeeat! Please don't scare us!"


 * "The Dr. King Boo Pack is available until 10:59 PM PT, Oct. 4. Triiick or Treeeat! Psst, here's a secret about World 20... The special stage reward is going to be a certain ghostly king. You didn't hear it from me!"


 * "Hey, there's an event starting! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket!"


 * "The second half of the Halloween World has been added! And the special stage reward is King Boo (we secretly told you about that already). I wonder if Jack-o'-Lanterns taste good? Hmm..."


 * "There's an event starting today! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket. If someone gifts you something, do you preciously hold onto it or use it right away? I use it immediately... I just can't help myself!"


 * "New stages will be added on Oct. 21 at 11 p.m. PT. You're saying that they look familiar? Uh...I don't know what you're talking about!"


 * "The new doctor arriving on Oct. 21 at 11 PM PT is Dr. Morton! You've been waiting for this one...right? (I mean, Dr. Morton had the fewest votes in a poll that ranked Koopalings back in late January, but...)"


 * "There's an event starting today! If you can eliminate 2,000 of us, you'll earn a staff ticket. Instead of the yellow ones, maybe try to eliminate the reds and blues? Thanks!"


 * "A new half a world was added, and the special stage reward is Dr. Roy! Is it just me, or does Roy look a bit like Red? Oh, maybe it's just the red glasses... Heh."


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. They've actually been flying around since yesterday but I was too busy checking for similarities between Dr. Roy and Red. Sorry to keep you waiting!"


 * "There's an event starting today! If you can eliminate 2,000 of us, you'll earn a staff ticket. Unfortunately, you can't staff me. Too bad!"


 * "New stages will be added Nov. 18, 10 PM PT. Why's the bridge got to be so high, though? Don't look down, don't look down..."


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Hey, you ever wonder where these boxes get their wings? Is there a factory somewhere or something?"


 * "There's an event starting today! You'll get a staff ticket if you can eliminate 2,000 of us. Wait, why am I telling you this? Is it too late to take it back?!"


 * "Half a world has been added, and the special stage reward is Dr. Goomba Tower! I wonder if the Goombas stacked themselves all the way up from the bottom of this cliff..."


 * "For seven days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! I've always wondered what's on the other side of that staffing door. Maybe I can sneak in? Toad has to take a break sometime..."


 * "There's an event starting today! If you want all the rewards, you'll have to eliminate 2,000 of us. Hey, how come we don't get any rewards? We're the ones getting eliminated! Could I at least get a snack or something?"


 * "New stages will be added on Dec. 16 at 10 PM PT! Maybe it's just me, but I gotta wonder why Bowser picked such a scary place to live. How does he relax around all those spikes?"


 * "Dr. Piranha Plant will be arriving on Dec. 16 at 10 PM PT! I'm really curious about that pipe. What's down there? Where does it lead? Or is it just a fancy pot?"


 * "An event to collect stars has started! If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. Hey, how come there's no reward for collecting a bunch of me?"


 * "There's an event starting today! You'll get a staff ticket if you can eliminate 2,000 of us. With New Year's just around the corner, this event has been shortened to just four days. So, what are you waiting for? Get to it!"


 * "Since everyone's so busy around New Year's, half a world was added early! The special stage clear reward for pushing through Bowser's Castle is... Dr. Bowser, obviously!"


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. So much going on lately...I bet I'd get everything done faster if I had those wings! Anyway, more news coming up soon!"


 * "Here's an awesome video to tell you all about the new doctor and assistant! I love relaxing on a floatie, but if Dr. Iggy finds me with his skill, I'm out of there!"


 * "There's an event starting today! If you hit a total of 2,000, you'll get all the rewards. Oh, and since Red told everyone about my journal last week, I'll tell you about his. It's all about how he wants to be popular! Every page!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started! You'll need 40 stars to get all the rewards. So at three stars per stage that's, um, uh, hang on...I've got this...14 stages! Give it your best shot, everybody!"


 * "There's an event starting today! Try to get all the rewards by eliminating 2,000 of us. By the way, I got some great ideas for new kinds of wings for those blocks. Who do I give these sketches to?"


 * "A new world opens tomorrow at 10 PM PT! The logs in this forest make me think of snack cakes. Mmm... There's an idea for the next one. Forest of cake!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started! If you collect all 40 stars, you'll get all the rewards! Do you think we can wish on these stars? I've got a few ideas in mind."


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. I've been keeping an eye out for them, but I always miss the moment they appear. Maybe Red and Blue can help me capture it on camera so I can replay it in slow motion!"


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all rewards! Red was bragging about being popular, but yellow is the color of coins, which is proof I'll become super rich! I gotta start thinking about what to buy with all those coins..."


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. I may have missed my chance to see the first block appear this time, but maybe if I got some assistants of my own… Do you think a couple coins could convince Red and Blue to help me?"


 * "An event to collect stars has started! Apparently, if you collect 40 stars, you'll be able to get all the rewards. Not only that, but doctor staffing rates are up this week, so feel free to use the staff ticket reward right away if you want more doctors!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started! If you collect 40 stars, you'll get all the rewards! Did you know I'm a collector too? Really! I nab every bottle cap I can find. No clue what I'm gonna do with them though…"


 * "Oooh, looks like a Log-In Bonus started today! For the next fourteen days, there'll be a bonus just for logging in! You can even get a total of three staff tickets. How awesome is that?!"


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all rewards. Have you been using the rewards you've been getting? Don't worry, I also forget stuff all the time! Still, it's kind of a waste to just hoard them..."


 * "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. What even ARE those blocks, anyway? What if...they're actually super high-tech drones? That would explain how they can just hover in place for so long!"


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all rewards! If you ask me, eating some snacks sounds way bette—wait, what do you mean I'm all out of snacks?!"


 * "An event to collect stars has started, so give it your best so you can get all the rewards! Speaking of, I recently found someone who really liked my bottle cap collection, so I gave them all away! Doesn't it feel good to do nice things for people?"


 * "A new doctor will arrive on Apr. 27, 11 PM PT! Thaaat's right—it's Dr. Petey Piranha! He looks big and strong, but there's no denying those polka dots are super cute and stylish!"


 * "A new world opens tomorrow at 11 PM PT! And whaddaya know, all these blocks are so colorful—just like us! So cute! If we hang up some carp streamers, wouldn't it make an awesome photo?"


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all rewards! Oh, and you can now get doc tokens as rewards too! I hope you staff the doctor you've been wanting!"


 * "The second half of the newest world was added! You can get Dr. Lemmy as the special stage reward! Did you know? Dr. Lemmy's hair color is red, blue, and yellow—just like us! Do you think he's a fan of us or something?"


 * "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all rewards! It's been so rainy around here... Nothing dampens my mood like everything getting soaked! Luckily, all I have to do is think about delicious snacks to help get me through the day!"


 * "A new world opens tomorrow! Standing at the edge of a cliff is scary enough...but at night?! Nuh-uh, no way! Also, do you see my friends stuck on that cliff over there? Please go help them!"


 * "A new world opens tomorrow at 11 PM PT! We've made it all the way here, but I still can't believe how high up this place is! Really makes you wonder just how long those warp pipes are..."


 * "I almost forgot! The second half of the newest world was added yesterday! You can get Dr. Iggy as the special stage reward. But I gotta say... Hanging out above these fluffy clouds has been great! Maybe I'll just stay here forever!"


 * "The Log-In Bonus for September started today! You can get diamonds every day! Hmm... I wonder if I can trade diamonds for some snacks..."