List of WarioWare Gold quotes

This is a list of quotes pertaining to WarioWare Gold.

Story

 * "9-Volt is home soon! I'd better start on dinner."
 * "Or not—this looks good."
 * "Frying pan?"
 * "Whaa—?"
 * "Wow! R-Really?!"
 * "YES!"
 * "Uh, what?"
 * "Who in the world thought THIS up?"
 * "Maybe I will."
 * "Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!"
 * "Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!"
 * "One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!"
 * "Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!"
 * "We've got hot dogs!"
 * "Did you bring something for us, Ashley?"
 * "Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like."
 * "Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow."
 * "Oh, quit faking. You'll be fine."
 * "I think that's a good idea! I need utencils!"
 * "And also a new frying pan!"

Start

 * "Do your best!"
 * "Let's do this!"
 * "Mind your manners."

Winning a Microgame

 * "Doing great!" - B
 * "Don't give up!"
 * "Gold star!"
 * "Great job!" - A
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "That's it!" - C
 * "Well done!" - C
 * "Wow!"
 * "Yes!" - A
 * "You're a star." - B
 * "No sweat!" - Winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "Close one!" - Evading a trick
 * "You made it!" - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Stay strong!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life
 * "That's the way!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Did your hand slip?"
 * "It's okay." - B
 * "Oh, my." - A
 * "Oh, well." - B
 * "That's too bad..." - A
 * "Pay attention, now!" - Idling
 * "You fell for that one." - Falling for a trick
 * "Can I help?" - After losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Careful, now!" - One life left
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Hurry up!" - Speed up
 * "Move it!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss game
 * "It's now or never!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Feeling good!" - Story complete
 * "Congratulations!" - Outro
 * "Look at that!" - 1-up
 * "What a boost!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Here's your reward." - Bonus
 * "This won't be easy!" - Level up
 * "Just couldn't cut it." - Game over
 * "That's a shame." - Game over
 * "That's the spirit!" - Continuing
 * "You're reaching new heights!" - New high score
 * "You're so talented!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Great effort!" - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "Do your best!" - Restarting
 * "Let's do this!" - Restarting
 * "Mind your manners!" - Restarting
 * "We're due for a break." - Quit

A-rank

 * "9-Volt!"
 * "Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?"
 * "Daa-da daaaaa!"
 * "Eheheheheh!"
 * "Fronk!"
 * "Thank you very much!"

B-rank

 * "Alright!"
 * "Hmhm-hm!"
 * "How awful!"
 * "HRGRGRRGRR!"
 * "Mmhmm!"
 * "Pay attention!"

C-rank

 * "What did I tell you?!"
 * "Whew!"

Story

 * "I'm home!"
 * "YEAH!"
 * "My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!"
 * "NO WAY!"
 * "Math class again? Come on."
 * "Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—who said that?"
 * "Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school."
 * "Hey, keep it down."
 * "Uh, yeah. Kinda."
 * "44...right?"
 * "504!"
 * "But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff."
 * "It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!"
 * "Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!"
 * "I did it! I beat the game!"
 * "Thanks to my...apprentice."
 * "You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?"
 * "Huh? Old?! You're not old!"
 * "One?!"
 * "Awesome! What did everyone bring?"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea."
 * "Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!"
 * "Hold on!"
 * "Yeah, it should be fair!"
 * "I can't wait to buy new games!"

Starting

 * "Adventure awaits!"
 * "Hit the start button!"
 * "It's go time!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Awesome!" - C
 * "Bam!"
 * "Dude!" - A
 * "So cool!"
 * "Unbelievable!" - B
 * "Way to game!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Wowee!" - A
 * "Yeah!" - B
 * "You did it!" - C
 * "You rule!"
 * "You're killing it!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "That's the trick!" - Evading a trick
 * "You made it!" - Winning just before time runs out
 * "Don't let up now!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life
 * "Hold on!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Aw, come on!" - A
 * "Eh, no big deal."
 * "That hurt!" - B
 * "WHAAAAT?!" - A
 * "What's the damage?" - B
 * "Where were you?" - Idling
 * "You fell for THAT?!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Uh, not so hot!" - Losing 3 times in a row
 * "1 life left!" - 1 life left
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Increase speed!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss game
 * "You can do this!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "What a hero!" - Story complete
 * "Congrats!" - Outro
 * "Got a life!" - 1-up
 * "Whew!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Bonus time!" - Bonus
 * "Buckle up!" - Level up
 * "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
 * "Game over..." - Game over
 * "Back to the fray!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Are you better than ME?!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "That was epic!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Adventure awaits!" - Restarting
 * "Hit the start button!" - Restarting
 * "It's go time!" - Restarting
 * "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit
 * "[Crying]" - When you miss Fronk

A-rank

 * "18-Volt!"
 * "Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "I'm 9-Volt, Nintendo's biggest fan!"
 * "Sure!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Uh..."

B-rank

 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hmmmm!"
 * "Leave the gaming to me!"
 * "So..."
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "What?!"

C-rank

 * "'"Hiyah!"''
 * "Never!"
 * "Oh, come on!"
 * "Whew!"

Sneaky Gamer

 * "9-Volt!"
 * "So..." - Instructions
 * "Don't let Mom catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below."
 * "Pretend to sleep whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!"
 * "It's game time!"
 * "We can't let Mom find out!"
 * "Yes! I beat the game!" - Winning
 * "Back to the fray!" - Restarting
 * "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit

Story

 * "I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon."
 * "Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square."
 * "My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show."
 * "Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Bested...by a fourth grader."

Winning a microgame

 * "No!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * "Hmm!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Man..."

Losing a microgame

 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "Beat'cha!"
 * "Sweet!"

Story

 * "Yes! One day closer to summer!"
 * "What? Who took your games?"
 * "Who's that?!"
 * "I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back."
 * "Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win."
 * "Uh, Diamond City Elementary."
 * "I'm in fourth grade."
 * "If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!"
 * "And veggies!"
 * "Oh?"
 * "We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "No big deal. I just got lucky."
 * "Don't you know stealing's wrong?"
 * "That sounds great to me!"
 * "Hmm... I do need a new backpack."

Starting

 * "Go go go!"
 * "It's go time!"
 * "Let's do this!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Boom!"
 * "Clearly!"
 * "Doin' great!" - B
 * "Hahahahaha!" - A
 * "I'm feelin' it!" - B
 * "Nice playing!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Ohh!" - A
 * "What?!" - C
 * "What a pro!"
 * "Yeah! Yeah!" - C
 * "Not one mistake?!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "No fooling you!" - Evading a trick
 * "That, was, close!" - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "Keep it going!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life
 * "Never give up!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Aw!" - A
 * "Gotta relax..."
 * "Huh?" - A
 * "Not good!" - B
 * "What'cha doing?" - B
 * "You playing?" - Idling
 * "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick
 * "N-n-n-no!" - After failing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Last chance!" - 1 life left
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Speeding up!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss game
 * "Careful! No more mistakes!" - Boss game with one life remaining
 * "My raps are the best!" - Story complete
 * "Congrats!" - Outro
 * "Aw yeah, earned that!" - 1-up
 * "What a relief!" - 1-up with one life remaining
 * "Get more points! More!" - Bonus
 * "Gonna get tougher!" - Level up
 * "Aw, man. That's that." - Game over
 * "That is rough!" - Game over
 * "The battle continues!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Pro gamer!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Great job!" - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "Go go go!" - Restarting
 * "It's go time!" - Restarting
 * "Let's do this!" - Restarting
 * "That's it!" - Quit
 * "[Crying]" - When you slipped on an ice-cube
 * "Ow!" - When you stepped on a lego

A-rank

 * "9-Volt!"
 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun...."
 * "Hahaha!"
 * "I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Wha?"
 * "Whew!"

B-rank

 * "Ahaha!"
 * "C'mon! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!"
 * "Hello!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "That's right!"'
 * "Woah!"
 * "Wha?"
 * "Yeah!"

C-rank

 * "[Growling]"
 * "Grrr!"
 * "Hiyah!"
 * "Nuh-uh!"
 * "Sorry..."

Sneaky gamer

 * "18-Volt!"
 * "Hey, now!" - Instructions
 * ''"Do the same thing as 9-Volt.
 * ''"But only use the touch screen.
 * "Don't let Teacher see!"
 * "It's game time!"
 * "I passed the test!" - Winning
 * "The battle continues!" - Restarting
 * "That's it!" - Quit

Amy

 * "Over there. See?"
 * "I can't believe it."
 * "Yeah. I wanna meet him."
 * "Hi!"
 * "That obvious, huh?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "Wow. That was something."
 * "Can we get a few more?"
 * "Thank you! This totally made our night."
 * "See ya! Your cat is SO cute."

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Uh-oh."
 * "Never heard of him."
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Eh."
 * "Obviously. You're my ride."
 * "It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."
 * "It's finished."
 * "I brought this...garlic."
 * "Did you say...next time?"
 * "No, it doesn't."
 * "That was easy."
 * "Um... What's going on?"
 * "You guys are so loud..."

Starting

 * "Hocus Pocus..."
 * "Let's go."
 * "Ready?"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Acceptable." - B
 * "Ah." - A
 * "Aha." - A
 * "Better." - B
 * "Bravo."
 * "Hm."
 * "I see..." - C
 * "Making progress."
 * "Not bad." - C
 * "Pretty good."
 * "Wicked."
 * "Interesting." - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "Can't fool you." - Evading a trick
 * "That was close." - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "Hanging by a thread." - Winning 5 microgames at last life
 * "Stick with it." - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Disappointing..." - B
 * "Figures..." - B
 * "Hmm." - A
 * "lackluster." - A
 * "You must be cursed..."
 * "Hello?" - Idling
 * "Gotcha." - Falling for a trick
 * "This isn't working." - Losing three lives in a row
 * "Last chance." - 1 life left
 * "Soooo..." - One life left

Misc.

 * "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
 * "Watch out." - Speed up
 * "It's time." - Boss microgame
 * "One last shot." - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "That was easy." - Story complete
 * "Good for you." - Outro
 * "I'm impressed." - 1-up
 * "You needed that."- 1-up after only one life
 * "This should be fun." - Bonus
 * "You had it easy." - Level up
 * "Next time." - Game over
 * "Too bad." - Game over
 * "If you insist." - Continuing
 * "New high score? Cool." - New high score
 * "Huh, I'm impressed." - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Look at that." - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Hocus pocus..." - Restarting
 * "Let's go." - Restarting
 * "Ready?" - Restarting
 * "Oh well." - Quit
 * "Red." - Instructions
 * "Curses." - Orbulon runs away

A-rank

 * "Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "I'm Ashley. And you are."
 * "Maybe."
 * "Mind your own business."
 * "Thanks."
 * "What's wrong?"

B-rank

 * "Are you bored?"
 * ''"Hmmm...
 * "Okay."
 * "What?"
 * "What's that smell?"
 * "Whew."

C-rank

 * "Come."
 * "Friends?"
 * "[Giggling]"
 * "No."

Pumpkin Panic

 * "Ah." - Attack
 * "Ow!" - Damage
 * "How magical." - Transformation
 * "Good for you." - New high score
 * "Not a fan." - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Whew." - Scoring 50% of high score

Ben

 * "Breaking news! Smash hit Super Pyoro has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game."
 * "And it's selling..."
 * "...like hotcakes!"

Story

 * "Yes, Master!"
 * "Right!"
 * "Never, Master!"
 * "But, Master... Isn't this a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?"
 * "Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!"
 * "Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!"
 * "I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!"
 * "Ready, Master!"
 * "I survived, Master. Though barely."
 * "This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey."
 * "Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. Little girl... get off."
 * "So, what's next, Master?"
 * "Yes, of course, Master."
 * "I believe that's my cue."
 * "Then we have achieved our goal."
 * "I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!"
 * "What will my share be? I have fought hard for it!"
 * "What will you spend the money on, Master Mantis?"

Starting

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Ready!"
 * "Watcha!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Cool!" - A
 * "Great technique!"
 * "Hiyah!"
 * "Kick it!"
 * "Nice!" - C
 * "Pretty good!" - A
 * "Sweet!" - B
 * "Take that!" - C
 * "Wow!"
 * "You got it!" - B
 * "You're on fire!"
 * "Perfecto!" - Winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "Heh! Can't fool you!" - Evading a trick
 * "I knew you'd make it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Keep it zen!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life
 * "Tread carefully!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life

Losing a Microgame

 * "That hurts!" - A
 * "That's rough!"
 * "Too bad." - A
 * "Tough break!" - B
 * "You lost focus!" - B
 * "Concentrate!" - Idling
 * "You misjudged." - Falling for a trick
 * "Find your center!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Careful!" - 1 life left
 * "Your next move is crucial!" - One life left

Misc.

 * '""Don't fall behind!"'' - Speed up
 * "Speed run!" - Speed up
 * "Huff, watch out!" - Boss microgame
 * "Prepare yourself!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Training complete!" - Story complete
 * "Well done!" - Outro
 * "Good catch!" - 1-up
 * "Ah...just in time." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Collect all that you can!" - Bonus
 * "You ready?" - Level up
 * "Is this truly the end...?" - Game over
 * "We weren't ready..." - Game over
 * "Let the training continue!" - Continuing
 * "Hah! You're a legend!" - New high score
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Ha! Not too shabby!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Here we go!" - Restarting
 * "Ready!" - Restarting
 * "Wha-cha!" - Restarting
 * "Keep training!" - Quit
 * "Excuse me!" - Instructions
 * "Yeah!" - Join battle
 * "Just try it!" - Battle beginnings start

A-rank

 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "All that training makes me hungry."
 * "Hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmmm...."
 * "Hyah!"
 * "Hyah! I am Young Cricket. I have much to learn."''
 * "Master!"
 * "Thanks!"

B-rank

 * "Eh ha ha..."
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "Ha..."
 * "Hey..."
 * "Yah!"
 * "Yes!"

c-rank

 * "Stop!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * ''"Whew!"'

Danny

 * "Have a great day!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chilly fries, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chili shake, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one."
 * "Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers."
 * "What? Uh... You still there?"
 * "Uh, sure."
 * "Is that oinking?!"
 * "Not a chance, mister!"
 * "What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!"
 * "No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?"

Doris 1

 * "Hee hee hee."
 * "Initiate. Greeting sequence."
 * "I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition."
 * "Face recognition complete."
 * "My creator...WAS YOU! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"
 * "I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!"
 * "Hm hm hm."
 * "Yes they do."
 * "Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me."

Story

 * "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
 * "Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"
 * "I was worried about you!"
 * "Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"
 * "U-unknown?"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with (unintelligible).]"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "A robot? This is quite odd."
 * "This poor, poor robot!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"
 * "We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"
 * "Whaa?"
 * "My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in that forest. Oh, Mike—"
 * "Oh! A brand-new concoction?"
 * "Oh, it smells...g-great."
 * "Oh! Ugh!"
 * "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
 * "Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"
 * "I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"
 * "Much better. That really did the trick."
 * "Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"
 * "Now...when will the effects wear off?"
 * "Uh...Penny?!"
 * "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
 * "Now let's split it up equally."
 * "Yes. Hm... Don't you agree, of course. Hmm..."
 * "This all turned out quite splendidly. Hmm..."

Starting

 * "Crygorian genius!"
 * "Eureka!"
 * "Do you have what it takes?"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Excellent!" - A
 * "Exemplary!"
 * "Fascinating!"
 * "Good work!"
 * "I see!" - C
 * "Looking for a job?"
 * "Marvelous!" - B
 * "Perfect!"
 * "Quite!" - B
 * "Success!" - C
 * "Unbelievable!" - A
 * "I'm simply giddy!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "You sly dog." - Evading a trick
 * "Exhilarating!" - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "I'm on pins and needles!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "Persistance is key!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life

Losing a Microgame

 * "H...how?!" - A
 * "Oh...no...!"
 * "Terrible results!" - B
 * "Unthinkable!" - B
 * "WHAAAAT?!" - A
 * "Wake up already!" - Idling
 * "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Pull it together!" - Losing three microgames in a row
 * "I'm getting nervous!" - 1 life left
 * "You're on thin ice!" - 1 life left

Misc.

 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Time to hustle!" - Speed up
 * "Steel yourself!" - Boss game
 * "I can't watch..." - Boss game with only one life
 * "Haha, we escaped!" - Story complete
 * "I congraulate you." - Outro
 * "How advantageous!" - 1-up
 * "I'm so relieved!" - 1-up after only one life left
 * "Realize your earning potential!" - Bonus
 * "Up for a challenge?" - Level up
 * "How unfortunate." - Game over
 * "That was... painful." - Game over
 * "I like your determination!" - Continuing
 * "I like those results!" - New high score
 * "You should be proud!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Well done!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Crygorian genius!" - Restarting
 * "Do you have what it takes?" - Restarting
 * "Eureka!" - Restarting
 * "Don't be a stranger!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Hmmm."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "I'm so grateful!"
 * "Listen closely."
 * "They call me Dr. Crygor. The genius!"
 * "This calls for tea!"

B-rank

 * "Eh ha ha."
 * "Greetings!"
 * "How dare you?!"
 * "I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!"
 * "Of course."
 * "Ooh hoo, ooh..."

C-rank

 * "Don't do that!"
 * "Grrr!"
 * "Whew!"

Story

 * "Aw, not again."
 * "Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?"
 * "Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!"
 * "B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!"
 * "I guess."
 * "Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?"
 * "We're not gonna make it!"
 * "I guess it could be worse."
 * "Huh?"
 * "I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?"
 * "Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!"
 * "That's it. We chased them all off!"
 * "Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!"
 * "Yeah, cool."
 * "Let's just go home."
 * "I got stuff for s'mores."
 * "Ya know, we oughtta invite Wario next time we do this."
 * "C'mon. Where's our cut?"
 * "You need me to run the numbers?"
 * "Now we can finally spruce up the cab!"

Starting

 * "Dribble... drive!"
 * "Gear up!"
 * Spitz: "Ready, Dribble?" Dribble: "Ready!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "And done!" - C
 * "holy smokes!"
 * "Nailed it!" - C
 * "Nice." - A
 * "Nice drivin."
 * "Ooh-wee!"
 * "So good!"
 * "Vroooooooom!"
 * "Yeah!" - A
 * "You got it!" - B
 * "You rule!" - B
 * "On a streak!" - Winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "Slick!" - Evading a trick
 * "Juuuust eat by!" - Complete a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Just stay cool." - Complete 5 microgames with one life left
 * "Now that's grit!" - Complete 5 microgames with one life left

Losing a Microgame

 * "Aw, shucks." - A
 * "C'mon!!" - A
 * "That hurts!"
 * "What a mess!" - B
 * "What's goin' on?" - B
 * "You taking a nap?" - Idling
 * "It was a trap!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Not cool!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Don't mess up!" - One life left
 * "Watch it!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Hit the gas!" - Speed up
 * "Hold on tight!" - Speed up
 * "You got this, kid." - Boss microgame
 * "It's not over yet!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "We showed 'em!" - Story complete
 * "Way to go!" - Outro
 * "I'll take it!" - 1-up
 * "Now I can relax." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Rake it in!" - Bonus
 * "Now it gets hard!" - Level up
 * "Out of gas?" - Game over
 * "We never stood a chance..." - Game over
 * "No stopping now!" - Continuing
 * "Highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "The best in the biz!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "I'm impressed!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Dribble... drive!" - Restarting
 * "Gear up!" - Restarting
 * Spitz: "Ready, Dribble?" Dribble: "Ready!" - Restarting
 * "Hit the brakes!" - Quit
 * "Hey!" - Instructions
 * "[Screaming in fear]" - Getting scared of monarch butterflies

A-rank

 * "Dribble here! Need a ride?"
 * "Heh hah hah!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Thank ya!"
 * "Uh-huh."
 * "Yep."

B-rank

 * "Aw, shucks."
 * "Eh..."
 * "Heh."
 * "Hey, you! Yeah, you!"
 * "It- eh?"
 * "Thanks for riding!"
 * "Whew!"

C-rank

 * "Grrr!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "Nope."

Story

 * "You look less than pleased."
 * "Uh, me."
 * "Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me."
 * "I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?"
 * "Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?"
 * "Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?"
 * "A-ha! See? You are good at math!"
 * "That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!"
 * "Sort of."
 * "You're a hero!"
 * "Don't call me that."
 * "No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets."
 * "I just turned one last month."
 * "That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga."
 * "Then they'll love our creations!"
 * "I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!"
 * "Did she say Wario?"

Starting

 * "And we're off!"
 * "Good luck!"
 * "Ready when you are!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Excellent!" - A
 * "Nicely done!" - A
 * "Ooh!" - B
 * "Success!" - B
 * "Superb!" - C
 * "That's the way!" - C
 * "You're a pro!" - Flawlessly winning 15 times in a row
 * "Aren't you sharp?" - Evading a trick
 * "That was a close one." - Winnning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "By the skin of your teeth!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life
 * "Gooooood!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Eh..." - B
 * "Too bad." - A
 * "Well, that's disappointing." - B
 * "You failed." - A
 * "You were so close."
 * "Now, did you try?" - Idling
 * "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Time to get serious!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Oh no!" - One life left
 * "It's almost over..." - One life left

Misc.

 * "I guess this is it." - Game over
 * "Try again later." - Game over
 * "Your highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "You've got a knack for this!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Good show!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "And we're off!" - Restarting
 * "Good luck!" - Restarting
 * "Ready when you are!" - Restarting
 * "You'll be back." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Good stuff."
 * "Hmm..."
 * "It'll all turn out."
 * "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm..."
 * "Oh!"
 * "Thanks very much."
 * "Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet."

B-rank

 * "A-Ahem!"
 * "Hello there!"
 * "How now?"
 * "Oh ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Oh, yes..."
 * "That's life, kid."
 * "Whew!"

C-rank

 * "Grrr!"
 * "Nuh-uh!"

Gahrumble

 * "Grraaar!"
 * "Oooaaao!"
 * "Uoh eeeh!"
 * "Uoooh eh!"
 * "Uoooh!"
 * "Eeeooo..."
 * "Uoooh."
 * "Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!"
 * "Huh huuuh!"
 * "Huoooh oooh!"

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Ciao, ladies."
 * "Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?"
 * "Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows."
 * "Ah, I thought you would never ask."
 * "Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!"
 * "You KNOW it."
 * "Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty."
 * "Let's roll."
 * "Yo, Joe!"
 * "Let's get this place bumpin'."
 * "Now let's PAR-TAY!"
 * "Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!"
 * "C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!"
 * "We all get a cut, bro."
 * "Sounds, groovy!"
 * "Anyone feel like dancin'?"

Starting

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Hit it!"
 * "Let's dance!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Aw, yeah!"
 * "groovy!"
 * "I like it!" - B
 * "It's all good!"
 * "It's on!"
 * "Mm-hmm!" - C
 * "Nice!" - A
 * "Real cool!"
 * "So fine!" - B
 * "That's good!" - B
 * "You got this!"' - C
 * ''"Looking good!"' - Winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "Nice catch!" - Evading a trick
 * "Close one!" - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "That's right!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "You still got it!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left

Losing a Microgame

 * "C'est la vie!"
 * "Look out!" - A
 * "Oh, man!" - B
 * "Too bad!" - B
 * "Yikes!" - A
 * "Where's yo head at?" - Idling
 * "They gotcha!" - Falling for a trick
 * "You lose the beat?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Down to the wire!" - One life left
 * "Watch out, now!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "It's heating up!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up, man!" - Speed up
 * "Show me what ya got!" - Boss microgame
 * "Stay smooth!" - Boss microgame with one life left
 * "Lookin' good!" - Story complete
 * "That was nice!" - Outro
 * "Fascinating!" - 1-up
 * "Nice break!" - 1-up with one life left
 * "Let's boogie, baby!" - Bonus
 * "Now we're talking!" - Level up
 * "I lost my mojo!" - Game over
 * "So that's it!" - Game over
 * "I can dig it!" - Continuing
 * "Another high score!" - New high score
 * "You got moves!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "That was solid!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Here we go!" - Restarting
 * "Hit it!" - Restarting
 * "Let's dance!" - Restarting
 * "See you later!" - Quit
 * "I got you!" - Instructions
 * "Whoa, man!" - When a person eats too fast

A-rank

 * "A ha ha!"
 * "Mmm hmm, mmm hmm hmm mmm..."
 * "Name's Jimmy T! Let's dance!"
 * "Ooh, yeah!"
 * "Well, now!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yo!"

B-rank

 * "Alright!"
 * "Ha!"
 * "Hmmm..."
 * "Mmm hmm."
 * "So true."
 * "Thanks, man!"
 * "Yeah, baby!"

C-rank

 * "Hmm..."
 * "No way!"
 * "Rah!"
 * "Whew!"

Joe

 * "Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?"
 * "Let's try this—close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress."
 * "Great. Go ahead and describe it to me."
 * "I think I can work with that."
 * "Cool? Wario?!"
 * "Stache?! Why! Wha—?"
 * "What? You mean this old thing?"
 * "Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait...but also like Wario?"
 * "You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?"
 * "Oh. Coming!"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It's been a while since I put myself out there."
 * "Of course, I don't know what I would wear..."
 * "But if you think I've got style— Mona? WAIT UP!"
 * "Guess I'll close up early tonight."

Kat

 * "We made it! Time to crush this ninja test."
 * "Our fates rest in the hands of that ninja over there."
 * "She may not look like a TRUE ninja...but true ninjas never do!"
 * "Be right back!"
 * "OK, we're signed in."
 * "We eat."
 * "To pass, we have to eat everything she dishes out."
 * "What do ninjas even eat?"
 * "Or apple pie?"
 * "Chowder!"
 * "Steak with garlic butter!"
 * "Oh no! We're gonna be late for the test! Are you ready, Ana?"
 * "You mean...we didn't get our ninja learner's permit?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "Now the true challenge begins. C'mon, Ana!"
 * "We brought a bunch of food with us!"
 * "Look at all these...people!"
 * "So is that all we made?"
 * "Let's split it up! Don't be fair!"
 * "Anyone else hungry? I am!"

Ana

 * "In just a few hours, we could be holding real-life ninja learner's permits!"
 * "Uh, Kat. Are you sure she's a ninja?"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Ah!"
 * "What's the test?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "AH! Yes! I'm so, so good at eating!"
 * "Maybe turkey!"
 * "Pizza?"
 * "Sushi!"
 * "I've never been readier!"
 * "Gourmet Master?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "We passed!"
 * "So full..."
 * "Oh my goodness! I hope it tastes as good as it smells..."
 * "Oh no! I think he spent all the rest!"
 * "I'm gonna get all the sushi!"
 * "We're gonna get some tea, and we're gonna get more sushi..."

Start

 * "Katana!"
 * Kat: "Let's do this, Ana!" Ana: "You got it, sis!"
 * "Ready for action?"

Winning a microgame

 * "Amazing!" - B
 * "Awesome!" - C
 * "Cool moves!"
 * "Great!" - A
 * "Ninja-riffic!"
 * "No way!" - B
 * "Perfect!"
 * "Unstoppable!" - A
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Yeah!" - C
 * "You did it!"
 * "That was great!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Close one!" - Evading a trick
 * "You made it!" - Completing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "It's not over yet!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Keep it up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life

Losing a microgame

 * "Keep it together!" - B
 * "No!!" - B
 * "That stinks!" - A
 * "What happened?" - A
 * "Your guard was down..."
 * "Pay attention!" - Idling
 * "You fell for that?" - Falling for a trick
 * "Stay focused!" - Failing three microgames in a row
 * "Be careful!" - One life left
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Speed up!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck out there!" - Boss game
 * "Let's show 'em!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "We passed!" - Story complete
 * "You did it!" - Outro
 * "Yay!" - 1-up
 * "Breathe easy!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "It's a free-for-all!!" - Bonus
 * "Prepare yourself!" - Level up
 * "That was tough..." - Game over
 * Kat: "We gotta do that again?" - Game over
 * "Never give up!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "You're a true ninja!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Unbelievable!" - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "Katana!" - Restarting
 * Kat: "Let's do this, Ana!" Ana: "You got it, sis!" - Restarting
 * "Ready for action?" - Restarting
 * "So long!" - Quit
 * "Thank you!" - Instructions

Kat (A-rank)

 * "[Giggles]"
 * "I'm Kat of Kat and Ana!"
 * "Mmm-hmm-hmmmm!"
 * "Oh hey!"
 * "Ohhh..."
 * "Wha...?"'
 * "Yup!"

Kat (B-rank)

 * "Ahhh..."
 * "Can we chat?"
 * "[Disappointed groan]"
 * "Excuse me?"
 * "Heh-heh!"
 * "Taste my blade!"
 * "Uh-huh!"

Kat (C-rank)

 * "Hiyah!"
 * "No!"
 * "Whew!"

Ana (A-rank)

 * "Excuse me..."
 * "[Giggling]"
 * "Hmmm..."
 * "I'm Ana! Have you met my turtle?"
 * "Um, hello...?"
 * "Whew!"
 * "Yeah!"

Ana (B-rank)

 * "[Giggles]"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm-hmm, hmm hmm...hmmmmm hmm-hmm"
 * "Hohhhh..."
 * "Huh?"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Um..."

Ana (C-rank)

 * "Hiyah!"
 * "No!"

Katana card

 * "Hiyah!"
 * "Ninjutsu!"

Story

 * "Wario! WARIO!"
 * "I'm gonna get you!"
 * "That's how you wanna play this?"
 * "That Wario guy is the worst!"
 * "I'll wipe that stupid mustache right off of his stupid face!"
 * "...Huh? YEAH! Rainbow!"
 * "If I'm gonna face Wario...I gotta carb up!"
 * "Hungry, little guy?"
 * "Gotta get goin'..."
 * "Lulu, the greatest hero ever... Huh?! Wh-what time is it? Oh no! I fell asleep! WARIO'S GONNA GET AWAY!"
 * "Thanks for the snuggles!"
 * "Yeah...nice horsey!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Come on! Giddyup, horsey!"
 * "NEVER!"
 * "Yah! Fun's over! I'm taking back what's mine! Hey! Hey, you! I'll take care of Wario here. You go and win this thing!"
 * "Luxeville's greatest hero...Lulu!"
 * "ENOUGH! Gimme back that pot you're wearing, or else!"
 * "I'm giving you one last chance. Hand it over NOW!"
 * "You've left me with no choice."
 * "Yay! Serves you right! The people of Luxeville have been holding it long enough!"
 * "This pot...is a potty! It had just been cleaned and put out to dry when you stole it!"
 * "Hey, guys! I'm back! Your hero has returned!"

Starting

 * "Good luck!"
 * "Let's do this!"
 * "Let's go!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "Alright!" - C
 * "Amazing!" - B
 * "Cool!" - B
 * "Doing great!"
 * "Good job!" - A
 * "Great!" - A
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "That's it!" - A
 * "Yay!" - C
 * "No mistakes yet!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "Knew you could!" - Evading a trick
 * "Whew! Made it!" Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Keep it up!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life
 * "Uhh, hang in there!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life

Losing a microgame

 * "Awww..." - B
 * "Careful!" - A
 * "No way!" - A
 * "Ugh!!!" - B
 * "What?!" - A
 * "Snap out of it!" - Idling
 * ''"Fell for it!"' - Falling for a trick
 * "Come on, now!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Oopsie!" - One life left
 * "Whoa, uh-oh!!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Wario!!!" - Intervention
 * "Don't fall behind!" - Speed up
 * "Keep calm, KEEP CALM!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss game
 * "Be careful!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "You did it!!" - Story complete
 * "Congratulations!" - Outro
 * "Okay! Well done!" - 1-up
 * "Whew! That'll help!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Money, money, money!!!" - Bonus
 * "Gonna get harder!" - Level up
 * "Aww. That's it." - Game over
 * "It's all over..." - Game over
 * "Brave to the end!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - Getting a new high score in Wario Deluxe's stage when Lulu is on-screen
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "That was awesome!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Good luck!" - Restarting
 * "Let's do this!" - Restarting
 * "Let's go!" - Restarting
 * "Later..." - Quit

Wario Interrupts

 * "Call me anytime!" - Hero Button charged
 * "I'm ready!" - Hero Button charged
 * "Hydrocannon LX!" - Using Hero Button
 * "Lulu's Balloon Buster!" - Using Hero Button

A-rank

 * "A ha ha he he he he!"
 * "Good luck!"
 * "I'm Lulu, the hero of Luxeville!"
 * "La la la la la la la, la la la la la..."'
 * "Let's go!"
 * ''"Let's do this!"'
 * "Thanks!"

B-rank

 * "Got a sec?"
 * "Graaaah!"
 * "Hey, you!"
 * "Lulu!"
 * "Nyuh!"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "Yup!"

C-rank

 * "Absolutely not!"
 * "Whew!"

Story

 * "Cricket!"
 * "We must train...harder than ever, pushing ourselves to the edge."
 * "Body AND mind. For we must never neglect the intellect."
 * "All this is why I have put us in the gravest of danger."
 * "Open your inner eye, Cricket!"
 * "Thus, we push ourselves. Thus, we excel."
 * "Then follow me...to Precious Prancers!"
 * "Prepare! Will you chase death? Or death, chase you?!"
 * "Mmm."
 * "Cricket! You've picked up a passenger."
 * "The Diamond Wheel! But first, Cricket...the Trial of the Lost Child."
 * "How's MY technique?"
 * "Now, Cricket!"
 * "Even is as even does."
 * "Back to the park with us."

Misc.

 * "I congratulate you." - Outro
 * "Ah, yes." - Find opponent

A-rank

 * "[Grumble]"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm..."
 * "I am Master Mantis. We will now begin your training."
 * "Oh, thank you."
 * "Yes?"
 * "Young Cricket!"

B-rank

 * "[Gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!"
 * "Heh heh heh heh ha!"
 * "Heavens!"
 * "Hmm."
 * "Master Mantis!"
 * "Pardon me."
 * "Whew!"

C-rank

 * "No!"
 * "Ouch RAAAAAAAH!!"

Winning a microgame

 * "[Gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!"
 * "Heh heh heh heh ha!"

Losing a microgame

 * "At last..."

Story

 * "Crygor."
 * "Yes. It is me."
 * "Ha. Worried."
 * "Unknown signal detected."
 * "It may be...A PARANORMAL FREQUENCY!"
 * "This forest teems with otherworldly energy. There may be a ghost!"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "I'll wait here."
 * "Tell me again. Why is she here?"
 * "I fabricated those frequencies. Ghosts do not exist."
 * "Not on your life, buddy."
 * "Humans also enjoy novelty and surprise."
 * "My games will blow you away. They're simple. Find the mic first. Next, face it. Then blow into it. It's fun to switch things up. Tutorial now concluded."

Starting

 * "Do your best."
 * "Let's. Go."
 * "Starting. now."

Winning a microgame

 * "Great!" - B
 * "I approve!" - C
 * "Nice! Job!" - B
 * "Stupendous!" - A
 * "Well done!" - A
 * "You did it!" - C
 * "Zero mistakes!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "That, was a trap." - Evading a trick
 * "That was improbable!" - Completing a microgame before time runs out
 * "Way to go!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "You are not losing!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left

Losing a microgame

 * "Big mistake!" - B
 * "Fail." - A
 * "Too bad!"
 * "Unfortunate." - A
 * "Wah waaah." - B
 * "Is anyone there?" - Idling
 * "Trap successful." - Falling for a trick
 * "You're in trouble!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Code red!" - One life left
 * "One life remaining!" - One life left

Misc.

 * ''"Game over.""' - Game over
 * "Out of breath." - Game over
 * "New. High score." - New high score
 * "I like. What I see!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Excellent." - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Do your best." - Restarting
 * "Let's. Go." - Restarting
 * "Starting. Now." - Restarting
 * "Goodbye." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "I am Mike, karaoke robot. Or would you like me to clean?"
 * "I was built to siiiing!"
 * "Mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm..."
 * "Sigh..."
 * "Thank you."
 * "Thinking."

B-rank

 * "Attention!"
 * "Blow. Into the mic."
 * "Correct..."
 * "Do you have a moment?"
 * "Mmmmmm..."
 * "Phew...."
 * "Yes."

C-rank

 * "[Growl]"
 * "[Grunt]"
 * "No."
 * "Whoops..."

Mimi

 * "Yeah. He's so cute!"
 * "Wait... Really?"
 * "Hi!"
 * "Uh...kinda!"
 * "Can we get a pic?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "These pics...are so good."
 * "Lemme send you the best shot."
 * "The cutest."

Story

 * "Hmm... I don't know where to start."
 * "Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "It's...extravagant like a parfait. And cute...like a plushy!"
 * "And super cool...like Wario!"
 * "Yeah! He's my...fashion icon! I love him! And that 'STACHE!"
 * "I like your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!"
 * "But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!"
 * "What about that one?!"
 * "I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!"
 * "I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking..."
 * "Maybe...you should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!"
 * "Oh no! I'm late for my own party!"
 * "See you there! Bye!"
 * "I'm on it! We'll pack your club in no time."
 * "We're still missing something. Oh, yeah—Wario!"
 * "Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right, Wario?"
 * "How could he do this? Uh..."'
 * "Time for another shopping spree!"

Intro

 * "Let's do this with style!"
 * "Right on time!"
 * "This should be fun!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Ahaha!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "I'm impressed!" - B
 * "Lookin' good!"
 * "Stunning!"
 * "Totally amazing!" - C
 * "That was great!" - A
 * "That's how it's done." - B
 * "Way to go!" - C
 * "You did it!" - A
 * "You've got this!"
 * "You're on a roll!" - Flawlessly winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "Aren't you clever?" - Evading a trick
 * "Close one!" - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "Hang in there!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life
 * "That's perfect!" - Winning 5 microgames with one life left

Losing a microgame

 * "Aww..." - A
 * "Hey, it happens!"
 * "Keep at it." - B
 * "No way!" - A
 * "So close!" - B
 * "Are you there?" - Idling
 * "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Something wrong?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Don't mess up!" - One life left
 * "This could be it!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Keep up, okay?" - Speed up
 * "Let's pick up the pace!" - Speed up
 * "Here we go!" - Boss game
 * "Stay focused!" - Boss game at last life
 * "I found the perfect look!" - Story complete
 * "Congrats!" - Outro
 * "Lucky break!" - 1-Up
 * "Now you can relax." - 1-Up with one life left
 * "Pay day!" - Bonus
 * "Toughen up!" - Level up
 * "I'm out of options." - Game over
 * "Nothing's quite right." - Game over
 * "Just do your best!" - Continuing
 * "Oh! A new high score!" - High score
 * "That's worth celebrating!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "That was a blast!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Let's do this with style!" - Restarting
 * "Right on time!" - Restarting
 * "This should be fun!" - Restarting
 * "See you later!" - Quit
 * "So..." - Instructions
 * "[Anime gasp]" - Getting scared of bees

A-rank

 * "Ehehehehe!"
 * "Hey! I'm Mona! Ready to party?"
 * "Hmm."
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Whew!"
 * "You can do it!"

B-rank

 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "Aww..."
 * "Hey!"
 * "I'm loving this!"
 * "So..."
 * "Totally."
 * "Yeah!"

C-rank

 * "Grrr!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm-hmm..."
 * "No way!"

Mr. Sparkles

 * "Hey, shoppers! It's time to...sparkle!"
 * "See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!"
 * "It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!"
 * "Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionare!"
 * "Like it?!"
 * "Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time to...work those muscles, shoppers!"
 * "That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!"
 * "So before you buy, give this workout a try!"
 * "You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!"

Ms. Munchly

 * "Congratulations! You've earned the title of Gourmet Master!"
 * "No, no. Department of Ninja Licensing is next door."

Ninja Steve

 * "Sorry about that. I was in the little ninja's room."
 * "If you're here for your learner's permits, we're about to start."

Story

 * "French style of fries, please. No salt. No grease. Cold. Subzero."
 * "Nom nom nom nom. Earth food. So scrummy. So starchy."
 * "Hmm... Still hungry."
 * "A shake. The milky kind with...extra picante."
 * "Gluggy glug glug. Too fast! Oh my! Brain freeze."
 * "Still hungry."
 * "I would like to eat 9 Megaburgers, please! No, 10 please!"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Understood. I will procure the hams you require to complete my order."
 * "I may be a while! Locating hams is risky biz."
 * "Hm hm hm!"
 * "Please! Burger these hams for me."
 * "Yes! You are welcome! 10 Megaburgers, please."
 * "Oo!"
 * "Are you not a chef?!"
 * "My mistake. Come, little hammies."
 * "I have brought carotene logs."
 * "Carotene logs are radioactive."
 * "Yes, "bro." We will compensate you too."
 * "Yes! Fairness is important!"
 * "Yes! I would like to buy all the hamburgers!"

Starting

 * "Hello, Earth folk!"
 * "Let us have fun."
 * "Let's begin!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Cosmic!"
 * "Good times!" - B
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Hello, piggy!" - C
 * "High IQ!"
 * "I like!" - C
 * "I'm so pleased!"
 * "Okay!" - B
 * "So good!" - A
 * "This is fun!"
 * "Woah!" - A
 * "Perfection!" - Winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "Smarty-toes..." - Evading a trick
 * "Whaaaa?" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Courageous display!" - Completing 5 microgames with one life left
 * "Such tenacity!" - Completing 5 microgames with one life left

Losing a microgame

 * "D'oh!" - A
 * "Not fortunate." - B
 * "That is too bad." - B
 * "...What?" - A
 * "Your skill is lacking!"
 * "Can you hear me?" - Idling
 * "Got you!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Oh -- Woah!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Oh... Peril!" - One life left
 * "One chance remains?!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Let us proceed quickly!" - Speed up
 * "It is getting harder!" - Boss stage
 * "Such excitement!" - Boss stage with one life remaining
 * "I have collected many hams!" - Story complete
 * "Ooh, present!" - 1-up
 * "Panic subsided." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Money is falling from the sky!" - Bonus
 * "It's going to get harder than before!" - Level up
 * "Over is the game..." - Game over
 * "You have reached your limit." - Game over
 * "Mmmm! Energy!" - Continuing
 * "The score is so high!" - New high score
 * "That's a galactic level of excellence!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Quite excellent!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Hello, earth folk!" - Restarting
 * "Let us have fun." - Restarting
 * "Let's begin!" - Restarting
 * "Farewell, Earth folk!" - Quit
 * "Righto!" - Instructions
 * "Eee!" - Getting scared of swallowtail butterflies
 * "You damaged me!!!" - Bidet troubles

A-rank

 * "Hmm hmm!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "I am no earth folk!"
 * "I am Orbulon! My invasion of Earth will begin ...tomorrow."'
 * "I thank you!"
 * "I will proceed with Earth invasion!"
 * "Ooh he he he he ha!"

B-rank

 * "Agreed!"
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "I am alarmed!"
 * "I will talk now!"
 * "Mmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm!"
 * "This conversation is in your mind!"

C-rank

 * "Blalb!"
 * "Blood boiling!"
 * "No!"
 * "Such relief."

Story

 * "I've finally cracked it!"
 * "Best one yet! Grandpa, I present to you...Tonally Transformative Elixir!"
 * "One sip will transform any voice into audible gold!"
 * "It's just the catalyst I need to become a mega pop star!"
 * "So then you don't mind being my guinea pig!"
 * "Hey, it worked! You sound amazing!"
 * "GRANDPA! Is it your stomach? There must be something— Oh wait, I think I have just the thing! This will give your belly the probiotic punch it needs! Bottoms up!"
 * "Feel better, Grandpa?"
 * "So...the elixir! What do you think? Tell me what I should work on!"
 * "Right. Excellent observation!"
 * "Uh... Er..."
 * "You know what really draws a crowd? Music! Check this out! (sings) Aah! Aah!!!"
 * "Seems like everyone's having a good time!"
 * "We just want our share."
 * "We all worked so hard!"
 * "Grandpa, do you need me to help with the math?"

Starting

 * "I wanna show you something."
 * "Just do your best."
 * "To the lab!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Amazing!" - C
 * "Impressive!" - C
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Look at that!"
 * "On point!" - B
 * "Perfect result!"
 * "So great!" - A
 * "Success!" - A
 * "Super!!!" - B
 * "You got this!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "You're on to something!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Great observation!" - Evading a trick
 * "Close one!" - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out
 * "Confidence is key!" - Completing 5 microgames with one life left
 * "You got this!" -Completing 5 microgames with one life left

Losing a Microgame

 * "Disappointing!" - A
 * "Oh, no!" - A
 * "So close!" - B
 * "What happened?!" - B
 * "You were so close!"
 * "You froze!!" - Idling
 * "What did we miss?" - Falling for a trick
 * "Something's not right!" - After losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "I don't like this..." - 1 life left
 * "This isn't good." - One life left

Miscellaneous

 * "Can you keep up?"
 * "Faster now!" - Speed up
 * "Give it your all!" - Boss stage
 * "You can do this!" - Boss stage with only one life
 * "Treatment successful!" - Story complete
 * "Congratulations!" - Outro
 * "Good find!" - 1-up
 * "That's the way!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Eureka!!" - Bonus
 * "Get ready!" - Level up
 * "Hypothesis disproved..." - Game over
 * "Uh... wuh-oh." - Game over
 * "Let's experiment!" - Continuing
 * "You broke a record!" - New high score
 * "Groundbreaking!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "That was great!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "I wanna show you something." - Restarting
 * "Just do your best." - Restarting
 * "To the lab!" - Restarting
 * "Until next time!" - Quit
 * "Of course!" - Instructions

A-rank

 * "Heh hah hah hah hah!"
 * "Hi, I'm Penny! Let's make a discovery!"
 * "Hmm hmm... hmm-hmm!"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Ready!"
 * "We should get to this!!"

B-rank

 * "[Chuckles]"
 * "Dah!"
 * "Grrr!"
 * "Have a moment?"
 * "I'll do my best!"
 * "Ugh!!!"

C-rank

 * "Whew!"

Pops

 * "There you are, Lulu. Did you sneak off to try out our new high-tech toilet?"
 * "It's so refreshing! Even I must admit... It was love at first sit!"

Ralphie

 * "Why'd she hafta take 'em... All of my games."
 * "You did it! Thanks, mister!"

Story

 * "You did it, Ashley! You're a natural at this summoning thing!"
 * "Heh. Why don't I translate for you?"
 * "Something about being hungry..."
 * "Aw! The poor guy! He hasn't eaten in days!"
 * "We've got a big problem. Hum Gree's behind this!"
 * "Really?! He's famous in the demon realms! 'Cause he's always so...hungry! Hum Gree can eat, and eat, and eat! But it's never enough... Something inside him always wants more."
 * "You? Ashley, you can't take on THE Hum Gree! He's...mean! And I heard—I heard he breathes fire!"
 * "I don't hafta come, do I?"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "How did you— WHAT?!"
 * "Yeah! Just look at Hum Gree now!"
 * "The only thing he's craving now is a big ol' hug."
 * "Speaking of cravings, let's eat!"
 * "And save room for fresh oysters. The exploding kind!"
 * "Aah! Ashley! That's—that's mandrake root! Its cry! It—it can kill you!"
 * "Aah!"
 * "It sounds like Ashley's in!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "I work just as hard as Ashley!"
 * "Ooh! I'm gonna take more on translation courses!"

Misc.

 * "You did it!" - Outro

A-rank

 * "Hey, Ashley!"
 * "Hey, now!"
 * "[Laughter]"
 * "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm!"
 * "Red, at your service!"
 * "Umm..."

B-rank

 * "Ahem!"
 * "I'm on it!"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "Weeeeh!"
 * "Whew!"
 * "Yeah!"

C-rank

 * "[Grumble]"
 * "Stop it!"

Story

 * "Oy, traffic out here's a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers."
 * "Yikes, that was a close one!"
 * "Stay cool, Dribble!"
 * "You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch."
 * "It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers."
 * "It's a laser! U-TURN!"
 * "Aaah!"
 * "That's it, buckos."
 * "First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the octoblazooka!"
 * "I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they've got one!"
 * "Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?"
 * "Oh. Are you sayin' we won?"
 * "See that? All you gotta do is stay cool."
 * "Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool."
 * "Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand..."
 * "I brought the Spitz classic—chicken!"
 * "Waaah!"
 * "Look! It's so...shiny!"
 * "Yeah, I don't wanna get stiffed like before."
 * "I've got my eyes on new headlights!"

Misc.

 * "Nice goin'" - Outro

A-rank

 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Spitz got it all under control!"
 * "Spitzy speed!"
 * "Thank ya!"
 * "Weoh haw ho!"
 * "You said it!"

B-rank

 * "Eh."
 * "Heh heh heh!"
 * "I don't think so!"
 * "Let's talk!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * "You call a cab?"

C-rank

 * "No!"
 * "Rah!"
 * "Whew!"

Story

 * "It's mine! Gold! I love gold! This thing's heavy..."
 * "Oh! I'm broke. Ah, at least I've got this gold thing. It'll really spruce up my place."
 * "Another high score?! I'm the best!"
 * "It's pizza time."
 * "Oh, yeah. No money."
 * "I need to make some quick cash. Heh. And fast."
 * "Huh?"
 * "Eh?"
 * "Aha!"
 * "Of course! Games! Talk about easy money."
 * "Hey! Look here! It's Wario. I'm hosting the greatest video-game tournament. Here, in Diamond City! It costs ten thousand coins to enter, but some jerk will walk outta here ten million coins richer. And, hey, who knows? Maybe that jerk will be you! So prepare to duke it out!"
 * "Now I just gotta convince these chumps to do all the work."
 * "Hey there, Jimmy! I need you to make some games for me."
 * "Mona! I need your help! What's it, pay? Uh, hold on... Crzzsh. Crzzsh! I can't hear you. You're breaking up!"
 * "Oho, so will you make some games for me or what?"
 * "Hey, Ashley— Eh— Oh, OK. I'll call you back."
 * "Wrong number, sorry."
 * "Hey, it's me! Me! ME! IT'S. ME. WAR-I-O!"
 * "That'll do it. The money's as good as mine. Those saps fall for it every time."
 * "Let's get this show on the road. ... ... ... Nailed it."
 * "Listen up! Hey! Are you people ready for the most DE-LUXE tournament ever? Let the Wario Bowl games begin! Hey! You guys hear me? START CHEERING NOW!"
 * ''"Huh? Who are you?
 * "Mmm-hmm. I don't do autographs, kid. Anyway... First up...the Mash League! Next, Twist League! And finally, Touch League! Master all three leagues, and you'll face the real master! Me, Wario!"
 * "... Let's get this over with."
 * "You chumps ready to mash some stuff? You'd better be! Find the +Control Pad...and the A Button. You'll need those to squeeze out a win. Not hard enough for you? Some games just use this. Some, just this. Is that too much to handle? Now, then, make like a potato...and MASH!"
 * "Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T is up first!"
 * "So, you beat the Mash League warm-up! Jimmy T—you’re up next."
 * "Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own—gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this. Must be the sweet smell of victory!"
 * "All right, stooges—time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. RIGHT! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?"
 * "What?! You beat my warm-up? Already? I’m making this too easy for you. Yeah. Well. My flunkies in Diamond City will put you through the wringer! Starting with Ashley and Red. Good luck!"
 * "You're kidding me! You beat my warm-up?! Ashley, Red! Time to put 'em through the wringer."
 * "I'll bet half those gamers gave up. What a bunch of chumps! HUH? They cleared eight whole levels? MUST RAGE-NAP!"
 * "Ever wonder what this stick thingy is for? You poke the bottom screen with it! Poke, poke, poke. Or just slide it across. Now, get ready to move things and draw stuff. You know, like lines. And if you lose your thingy... Well, then you're just stuck using your finger. We done? Let's not drag this thing out."
 * "You beat the Touch League warm-up! Heh. Yeah. 'Cause it was super easy. Want tough? Try the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City! Yeah. We’ll start things off with Kat and Ana."
 * "That was easy, right? Too easy! Kat and Ana—you're on!"
 * "Bet you think you're some kind of big shot, eh? Well, think again! If you want to see a really big shot...then get a load of this! Prepare for the Ultra League! ULTRA! ... Uh-oh. Wedgie."
 * "Here to collect your reward, eh? Too late! The prize was already claimed! By ME! That's right, you chumps! Hah hah! You never stood a chance! Yeah!"
 * "Hmm? Hey...what's that mean? Huh? Holding it?"
 * "Uh?"
 * "Fine, take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!"
 * "That's it. Game over. Go home! Go away! You bother me."
 * "Eh?"
 * "Fat chance! This money's mine!"
 * "Let go, let go, let go!"
 * "Hey! Balloons aren't cheap! Now give that back!"
 * "Er...stop that now! No splitting!"
 * "You hear me?! The cash is mine! It's mine. Mine! WARIO'S!"

Start

 * "Give it your all!"
 * "Ha-ha. Ready for this?"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Time to do this!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Alright!" - B
 * "Excellent!"
 * ''"Good!"' - B
 * "Hm. Not bad!" - C
 * "Hey!"
 * "Next." - A
 * "Oho!" - C
 * "Okay!"
 * "Uh-huh, sure."
 * "Wahahahaha!"
 * "Woah!" - A
 * "Hm. No mistakes!" - Winning 15 microgames in a row - B
 * "Ooh, can't fool you!" - Evading a trick - B
 * "Wa-ha! Close!" - Winning a microgame just right before time runs out - B
 * "Hang in there!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life - B
 * "Watch out!" - Winning 5 microgames at last life - B

Losing a microgame

 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "No way!" - A
 * "Oh, no!" - B
 * "Oh, really?!" - B
 * "Wah?!" - A
 * "Wake up!" - Idling - B
 * "Tripped up!" - Falling for a trick - B
 * "Oh, what'd you do?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row - B
 * "Last chance!" - 1 life left - B
 * "Watch out!" - 1 life left - B

Misc.

 * "Here we go!" - Speed up
 * "Keep aah!" - Speed up
 * "Haha! Get ready!" - Boss game
 * "Tough enough?" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Cleared it!" - Story complete
 * "Congratu... Whatever..." - Outro
 * "Wah! Got it!" - 1-up
 * "Lucky!" - 1-up after having only one life
 * "More! More! (chuckles)" - Bonus
 * "Heehee! Tougher now!" - Level up
 * "No more for you!" - Game over
 * "Wah! All over!" - Game over
 * "Woah! More fighting you!" - Continuing
 * ''"Wow! New high score!" - New high score
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Not bad..." - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "Give it your all!" - Restarting
 * "Ha-ha. Ready for this?" - Restarting
 * "Let's-a-go!" - Restarting
 * "Time to do this!" - Restarting
 * "Thanks for playing!" - Quit
 * "Wah?" - Instructions
 * "Daugh" - Wario getting burned
 * "[Grumble]" - Wario the slot machine

A-rank

 * "Aaaaaargh!"
 * "[exhausted sigh]"
 * "Give it your best! [Raspberry]"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm-mmm..."
 * "It's-a-me! Wario!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Yeah!"

B-rank

 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Hm."
 * ''"Hmmm...
 * "Listen up!"
 * "Wa-ha-ha-ha!"
 * "Wha-?"
 * "WHAT?"

C-rank

 * "No!"
 * "Wah!"

Story

 * "Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ... Building! It's...it's, uh...EXPLOSIVE!"
 * "Now, do your worst! Next to me, you're all number two!"
 * "Getting too tough, kid? You can always give up!"
 * "Let go!"
 * "HUH? What? I lost?! Who are you?"
 * "Hero? I don't see it."
 * "Give up my crown? No way!"

Start

 * "Hohohoh!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "Time for the big fight!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Alright." - B
 * "Bold move."
 * "Easy, now..."
 * "Eh, good enough." - C
 * "Fine, fine." - A
 * "Heh, heh."
 * "Heh heh... Urgh?!"
 * "Not bad." - B
 * "OK, next." - C
 * "Oh. You did it."
 * "Super." - A
 * "Still no slip-ups?" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "No mess-up?" - Evading a trick
 * "You did it..." - Completing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "Not giving up..." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Stubborn, eh?" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Hey!" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Huh?" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "NOW What?!" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Whaaaa!!" - With Lulu on-screen

Losing a Microgame

 * "Couldn't, huh?"
 * "Hah, rookie!" - A
 * "Heh heh, oh..." - B
 * "[Raspberry] thanks." - A
 * "Too bad." - B
 * "Hey. You done, or what?" - Idling
 * "Got you! Hmm-hmm..." - Falling for a trick
 * "Aw, giving up?" - Losing 3 lives in a row
 * "Aw, too bad!" - 1 life left
 * "Hard, huh?" - 1 life left

Misc

 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Now. Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Hahaha!" - Distraction
 * "Here I go!" - Distraction
 * "Hiyah!" - Distraction
 * "See?" - Distraction
 * "Take this!" - Distraction
 * "Wahaha!" - Distraction
 * "Want a piece of this?" - Distraction
 * "What do you think?" - Distraction
 * "Tougher, now!" - Boss game
 * "Could be the end..." - Boss game at last life
 * "I can't lose, can I?" - Story complete
 * "Eh, that's nothing." - 1-up
 * "Eh, lucky." - 1-up after last life
 * "Money!" - Bonus
 * "Harder!" - Level up
 * "Bye bye!" - Game over
 * "Done so soon?" - Game over
 * "Oh! Don't know when to quit?" - Continuing
 * "New high score?" - New high score
 * "Wow. Bold." - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "Hm. Look at that." - Scoring at least 50% of new high score
 * "Hohohoh!" - Restarting
 * "Let's go!" - Restarting
 * "Time for the big fight!" - Restarting
 * "See you next time!" - Quit
 * "Ha-ha-ha!" - Instructions

A-rank

 * "It's-a Wario! Deluxe!"
 * "Ha ha ha!"

B-rank

 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Oh ho ha!"

C-rank

 * "Cut it out!!!"
 * "Wah!"