User:Cosmic Cowboy

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Overview (As a User)
Long John Spaghetti (Sometimes referred to as LJS, John, Johnny, or Johnny Boy) is a regular user on the Super Mario Boards. The account is owned by an American teenaged male, who is a huge fan of Luigi. Fun fact, he is American with Scottish descent. Long John Spaghetti joined not to help the wiki grow and prosper, but merely to join the Super Mario Boards, but he was seen lurking around before that. Now, he sometimes edits the wiki and wants to see it turn out to be the reliable site it needs to be. Long John Spaghetti is the founder, owner, CEO, and manager of the Mushroom City Car Wash, the best and most controversial car wash in history. Long John Spaghetti has experience and knowledge of Meme Culture, going as far as to self-proclaim himself as the "Cowboy Meme Lord". He has been diagnosed with ADHD which makes it hard for him to stay on task for long periods of time. He has also been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, which makes him have difficulty in social situations, so he often tends to avoid situations where he will be social for extended periods of time.

Overview (As an OC)
John is the name given to the original Blue ScareScraper Luiginoid from Luigi's Mansion 2: Dark Moon. Following the events of Dark Moon, all of the ghosts left the ScareScraper, leaving the 4 Luiginoids out of a job. John was the only one who continued working for Professor E. Gadd, using his experiences from the ScareScraper to investigate and de-haunt any haunted locations that Professor E. Gadd sent him to, eventually being promoted to Cheif Paranormal Investigator. Just prior to the events of Luigi's Mansion 3, John personally trained the new team of ScareScraper Luiginoids and Gooiginoids following word that the ScareScraper had recently been re-haunted, but before word of the ScreamPark's haunting. Following the events of Luigi's Mansion 3, John and the new team of Luiginoids and Gooiginoids gained permission from Professor E. Gadd to form a Ghost-hunting team operating under the Professor's supervision, dubbing themselves the "Ghosthunters".

Poltergust Preference (As an OC)
John uses the original Poltergust 3000, much to the confusion of his co-workers. When confronted about it by Tyrell (The new Orange Luiginoid), John responded with, "It works just as good as those newer models, just without with all the complicated parts of it. What's not to love, really?"

Works

 * Mushroom City Car Wash


 * John's Semi-Professional Opinions

Quotes

 * "Hey, Hey, Hey!"
 * "Put the knife down."
 * "YOU FOOL. THAT IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE."
 * "Hey, I didn't post a meme. Shocking, huh?"
 * "So, who's going to be the one to go to Wal-Mart when we run out of Pepsi?"

Triva

 * Long John Spaghetti's username was inspired by The Super Mario Brothers Super Show! episode "Pirates of Koopa". In a scene where Mario and Luigi sneak into a pirate town, they adopt pirate disguises. Mario becomes Captain Kidder, and Luigi becomes Long John Spaghetti.


 * Long John Spaghetti hates being confused with Long John Silver.


 * Long John Spaghetti got banned from the Super Mario Boards on December 3rd, 2019, due to him posting content that violated Rule 11. The ban was repealed on January 2nd, 2020.