List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Biff Atlas

 * "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Chauncey

 * "Hey! Wanna play with me?"
 * "Ow! You gave me an owie!"
 * "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
 * "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"
 * "........Small...Now grow smaller!"
 * "Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo goo GA!"

King Boo

 * "Blue overalls...Cute button nose...White gloves...Mustache?!? MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR PAINTING!?!...Wait a minute, your shirt and hat are green.  It's just Luigi!"
 * "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
 * "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
 * "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway...gullible Soup?"
 * "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
 * "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
 * "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
 * "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
 * "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... ...inside the painting!"

Luigi

 * ''"MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
 * (examining a tombstone) "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
 * (examining clothes) "These look comfortable... NO. I'll stick with my duds!"
 * (examining furniture) "Now that I look at it, it's full of moth holes! Yewch!"

Madame Clairvoya

 * "Destiny chooses our paths..."
 * "What...do you seek of me?"
 * "I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit...If you find someone's dropped items, you should bring them to me. I will show you the extent of my vision.."
 * "Ohh...Harummmm...no. I feel no spiritual vibrations right now."

Mario

 * ''"Get me outta here!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi!"

Melody Pianissima

 * "Hmph! This ragamuffin looks as if he couldnt't play a note."
 * "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"
 * "What a stirring performance! I haven't been so charmed by a piece for ages!"
 * "You must have a delicate ear for music. Would you like to listen to my piano sonata? Well here I go."
 * "By the way...what image do you think the piece's composer had in mind while writing it?"
 * "No, no, NO! That's all wrong!!"
 * "I put my heart and soul into that piece, only to be insulted? How could you, you awful man!"
 * "Now leave me and think about your rude behavior!"
 * "By the way...that song was featured in a famous game. Do you know which game?"
 * "Exactly right! You got it!"
 * "Very impressive! I guess I needn't hold back with you!"
 * "Would you care to do battle with my lovely Music Sheets?"
 * "Show him the power of genius, my Music Sheets!"

Mr. Luggs

 * "No one can see me in this darkness! No one no one no one noooooooooo-one!"

Nana

 * "Hey, it's a funny man. Should I play with him?"

Professor E. Gadd

 * "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
 * "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
 * "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
 * "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
 * "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion just appeared here a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"
 * "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
 * "You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all."
 * "When you find one, you should first use the X Button to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"
 * "Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."
 * "Oh, thank goodness you're OK! I lost contact with you all of a sudden...I was a tad worried"
 * "Hmm. You seem to be a bit tuckered out after that long battle, dont you?"
 * "Why don;t you come back to the lab? When you vacuum a Boss ghost, your Poltergust 3000 gets pretty much full to bursting."
 * "But...ho ho...I guess you showed that boss ghost who's boss!"
 * "Take a gander at this. This fine piece of work nearly twenty years to develop! I call it the Ghost Portrificationizer. This machine lets us turn the ghosts you catch into paintings. Not only that, it works in reverse, too!"
 * "Hm? How do you use it, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just plug that Poltergust 3000 into that slot and enjoy the ride, my boy!"
 * "The ghosts are invisible...so we need to...press them into visible form and presto! Beautiful ghost portraits!"
 * "Heh heh heh! Looks like you've run into a bit of trouble there. Maybe you need more training!"
 * "There are some ghosts who'll try to grab and hold you...When that happens, try moving your Control stick back and forth to shake 'em off!"
 * "It's the age old struggle for survival, my boy! Don't lose heart, Luigi!"
 * "That was them! Those were the ones who released all of the ghosts from the paintings in my gallery! Those fiends!"
 * "I wondered where King Boo and his gang had gone. So, they were hiding the mansion all along...Thanks for flushing 'em out, Luigi."
 * "I'm tickled you found 'em but...perhaps it would've been better if you hadn't, well...let every single one escape. Just a thought."
 * ''"Ah well, water under the bridge. Anyway, you should probably come back to the lab for a sec.
 * "I've been waiting for you, young Luigi."
 * "Your brother must've been taken by that gang of Boos...Poor feller..."
 * "Oh now, don't talk crazy. They're not gonna eat the man."
 * "But what became of him, hm? Odd that he hasn't come back."
 * "Common theory holds that Boos grow in strength when they travel in numbers. They must somehow combine their powers too...Their power likely overwhelmed your brother."
 * "If your aim is to save Mario, there's but one way to do it: capture each Boo and slowly weaken the group's power!"
 * "But Boos, as their name implies, like to hide and then jump out to scare people. You've got your work cut out finding 'em..."
 * "Heh heh heh. Don't get all down in the mouth, my boy! That Game Boy Horror I gave you has a secret function! I knew it's come in handy one day, so I developed it secretly. I call it the Boo Radar."
 * "The Boo Radar will flash red when something round like a Boo is hidden nearby. Use it search everywhere, Luigi!"
 * "All right now, sonny. Don't go tuckering yourself out. Relax, and just try to get those Boos one at a time. The trick is using the Control Stick and C Stick together. Don't forget, now!"
 * ''"Mercy! You've already caught your first Boo! I've been researching those guys...
 * "Well these Boos don't seem to like light much, that's for sure. They do their best to hide in and under furniture when they're stuck in a lit room."
 * "So then I reckon that turning on all the lights in the mansion is the fastest way to find all of the Boos. Wouldn't you say, youngster?"
 * "Okay, now send me the Boo and all the data you've got."
 * "It's like you were born to capture Boos, Luigi!"
 * "Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"
 * "Unbelievable! There's no stopping you, Luigi!"
 * "You've already found five Boos! You're a Boo-snaring maniac!"
 * "I understand you're worried about your brother, young feller, but just take 'er easy. You have plenty of time still, so try to keep your shirt on."
 * "Why not go to the Washroom and splash some water on your face? You'll feel much better, believe you me!"
 * "Aren't you just loving my brilliant inventions?"
 * "Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let's take a look at that."
 * "...Ohh...Ahh...It's...a Fire Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Fire Element!"
 * "Yes sir, with that, you can catch Fire Elemental Ghosts!"
 * "Hm? What's a Fire Elemental Ghost, you ask? Why, they show up whenever you see fire, my boy! They're ghosts of fire itself, if you will."
 * "If you approach a flame, they'll be surprised by your presence and leap out into the air. Then you vacuum 'em up right away! After that, you can expel fire with the L Button. You can melt ice, light candles, do all kinds of stuff."
 * "A meter will appear down at the bottom of the screen, so keep an eye on how much element you have left, OK, feller?"
 * "You may have to use the Fire Element to defeat some ghosts...Keep that in mind, sonny! Don't say I never warned you!"
 * "You're doing great, Luigi!"
 * "Fanastic! Way to go, Luigi!"
 * "Hey now, Luigi! Now what have you stumbled across?...Ohh...This time...It's...a Water Elemental Metal!"
 * "Now you can use the Water Element! My reasearch shows that these particular Elemental Ghosts leave their watery dwellings whenever you approach. You know the drill, vacuum 'em up!"
 * "I hear there are some ghosts who can be defeated only with water, actually...Also remember water has puryfying properties, so use it well..."
 * "Don't get caught up with your new squirt gun, Luigi!"
 * "Good to hear you're still OK! I list signal when that lightning struck."
 * "Hmm. That was some battle you had there. Why don't you come on back to the lab?"
 * "What? You think the lightning damaged the Poltergust 3000? Don't worry about it!"
 * "Even if that lightning had cooked your goose, your Poltergust 3000 wouldn't even have a scratch! Heh heh!"
 * "Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let me see it!"
 * "...Oh...Ahh...It's... an Ice Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Ice Element!"
 * "Ice Elemental Ghosts are only found in chilly places. You'll probably find them in refrigerators and cold areas like that..."
 * "My research shows that they come out of hiding when you approach. Use the L Button to expel Ice Element once you vacuum one of these ghosts up!"
 * "If you press the L button all the way, you can shoot out a frigid lump of ice."
 * "Yes-sirere. When water gets cold, it freezes, right? Ice can be effective against water. You could use it on water ghosts, for example."
 * "Even a hot bath would get cold pretty quick if you iced it down. Yep, that's a very convenient item you found there, Luigi!"
 * "Yowzer! You got another one! You're cruising, Luigi!"
 * "Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"

Shivers

 * "Ah, the beautiful Melody will not even give me the time of day...What must I do to win her?...Passion! Yes! That's it! I will show her I burn for her! My unbridled passion will scorch her soul!"
 * "Aaaaah! Fire! Fire! FIRE! Run away! Run awaaaaay!"
 * "The burning flames of ubridled passion! Or...wait, how about the passionate flames of unbridled burning?"

Toad

 * "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
 * "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"
 * "Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!"
 * "Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"
 * "Please, please, please, you HAVE to help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip"
 * "I'm...so very...blue..."
 * "Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"
 * "Sniffle...I, uh... dropped a REALLY important thing into the toilet. I didn't mean to!"
 * "What in the...!?"
 * "Heyy... You're right! No point crying over spilt milk! I suppose I'll just flush that old worry away. Yup, I'll just let it swirl on down the depths and let happiness refill my life!"
 * "Luigi! A Boo! There was this big Boo flying around here! Be extra careful!"
 * "Sniff...sob...Suh-something TERRIBLE is in that well..."
 * "You saw him, didn't you? How could they DO that to Mario?"
 * "When I saw him like that, I completely lost it and ran through the mansion looking for a hiding place!"
 * "While I was running, though, I did happen to notice that Mario left some of his things lying around the place. A hat, a glove, a shoe, a letter, and a star. I saw five items all together."
 * ''"I'd go collect them for you if I could remember where ther were. Yeah...I probably should've picked some up...
 * "You're a true Mario brother!"
 * "Whaa-huh? Really?! You'll find all Mario's items for me!?"
 * "Yippee-skip-yahoo!"
 * "By the way, I have a good idea about what to do with Mario's things!"
 * "There's a ghost around here somewhere who can see the future by touching a person's personal effects. Her name is Madame Clairvoya."
 * "I'm sure Madame Clairvoya would be able to tell you how Mario got turned into a painting if she had those items. Why don't you try showing those items to her? She seems to linger in the room with the crystal ball..."