User:Flossingjonah

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 * Gender:Male||Real name:Jonah||Favorite item:Mini Mushroom||Least favorite item:Metal Mushroom Orb
 * Favorite Super Smash Bros. character:Roy ||Least favorite SSB character:Fox McCloud
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's

Userfield
Userboxes are so 10 minutes ago. I now have a new thing; a userfield!

Fanon games
I have a fanon game Mario Party 13. It is known as Mario Party 18 in Japan. (For Wii U) Microgames:
 * Playable:
 * Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach and Bowser are in a new appearance from Super Mario 3D World.
 * Toad will have a Super Mario 3D Land look.
 * Yoshi and Bowser Jr. will take an NSMBU appearance.
 * Wario will have a Game & Wario appearance; he gets two outfits (his biker/plumber) and his plumber appearance will be from Wario Land: Shake It!
 * Waluigi will have new appearance from Mario Kart 8.
 * Minigames
 * Whomp Dodge (Dodge the Whomp for 60 secoonds!)
 * Purple or Death (Get the most Purple Coins in 2:00!)
 * Boards:
 * World 7 Wii has a cloud theme and no gimmicks.
 * Luigi Raceway has a race track theme and the player will use a kart on ¾ of the board.
 * Mario Squared Galaxy has two sides. On the Mario half, the player goes over the board. On the Luigi half, the player plays minigames.
 * WarioWare, Inc. has a minigame with a microgame appearing as a minigame.



Favorite fanon parodies

 * Hudson Hard | Hudson Soft
 * Circle Enix | Square Enix
 * Mari-Oh, no! | Mario
 * ICKmin | Pikmin
 * Cosmoron | Cosmo
 * Garlic Mushroom | Garlic/Super Mushroom
 * Mini Mushroob Orb | Mini Mushroom/Metal Mushroom Orb/Shroob
 * Pooper Mario Sisters | Super Mario Bros.
 * Fairly Stupid Nieces | Fairly Oddparents
 * Kid Stickarus | Kid Icarus
 * Ice Emblem | Fire Emblem
 * Moon Fox | Star Fox
 * Seneghana | Senegal/Ghana
 * Acebook | Facebook
 * Slippy Yoshi | Slippy Toad/Yoshi
 * Love Stuck | Love Struck

Favorite websites

 * 1:MarioWiki
 * 2:Poptropica
 * 3:Coolmath
 * 4:Youtube
 * 5:Fairly OddParents Wiki

Facts

 * On November 13, 2013, I thought I saw a Toad plushie in a claw machine while I was eating at Hometown Buffet but turned out to be a plushie of a dog.
 * Here's an F pattern:≠ and I like this: ධ ා ා ෝ ෞ ් ී ු ූූූූූූ and here:
 * ZWNJ ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ 50% 50٪ 50°C 50°F ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ƒr€ḁ₭¥ job.

Improvement list

 * Unstubify Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Jr./Mario Bros..
 * Bring Ghost House to feature status.
 * Add souvenir articles to WarioWare: Touched!.

Favorite quotes

 * 5-Volt: 9-Volt! It's past your bedtime! | I saw that! Put that away!
 * Orbulon: My fault entirely! Sorry! I must run!
 * Ana: I'm hungry! I could use a snack! MY BANANAS ARE GONE!!! Where'd they go?! What's up, boy? C'mon, we've got a crook to catch!
 * Ninja (Final Fantasy): All right! Yeah! Haaaahhhhhh! Yeah, ha ha ha!
 * Waluigi: Hey hey hey hey! Let's go already!
 * Princess Daisy: Oh yeah! Thank you Mario!

Created pages

 * Egg Rider
 * Purple Strike
 * Nasty Garlic
 * Punch-Out!! (WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase)
 * Big Hurl
 * Giant Spiked Ball
 * Metronome
 * Yo-Yo
 * Calculator (souvenir)

Disambiguations:
 * Jimmy
 * Catch of the Day (disambiguation)

The Poison 'Shroom
Newspaper of Unshy Guy! Any non-shroom readers wanna read a good newspaper? Here's January 14-26:

Issue 1
Why, what's up with Ztars? We saw the creepy face of a Ztar last MP, first bein' bogus and being negative now? What's up with that? Why, where's their king? It's not Bowser, so I think it's Lord Ztar... I think he should be executed.