User:Ralphfan

 Status: I am editing any page I find an error on (by using "Random Page"). No, I'm not online now. Even if I'm not online (like now), feel free to post anything (if it's clean, not racist, etc...) on my User talk page. SAN JOSE SHARKS ROCK!

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Welcome
Hi. I'm ralphfan, as you might've guessed.

Thanks to for visiting my COMPLETELY AWESOME userpage. You can post your comments about my page on my talk page.

MY USERBOX TOWER ROCKS!!!!!!!!! P.S.: It's below the almost as awesome game ratings.

My Mario Kart Wii License
Click the following link to level up my license! http://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/levelup.php?23328 http://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/z0r3v25y.png

General
I edit spelling and other grammatical errors for the most part. Click here for my edit count. I also vote on proposals and read The 'Shroom. I also make awesome userboxes and have the world's most amazing userbox tower WHICH YOU MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * I am part of the Planet Descriptions PipeProject.

Miscellaneous

 * Join the Wiki (I did so on November 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm)

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(There's more (in multiple categories), but I'm not gonna bother writing it now)

Split in Progress
I am going to split the capsule article into separate articles. The current article includes SSB capsules and Mario Party capsules and orbs. I will split them into separate articles about the SSB and Mario Party versions. I DEFINITELY COULD USE SOME HELP ON BULKING THEM UP ONCE I SPLIT THEM!

Stuff I like

 * "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * Baltimore Ravens (favorite players are Ed Reed and Joe Flacco)
 * Oakland A's (favorite player is Brad Ziegler)
 * San Jose Sharks (favorite player is Patrick Marleau)
 * University of Maryland
 * UC Berkley
 * "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
 * The Simpsons
 * Ralph Wiggum (why I'm Ralphfan
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * All sports (except soccer (excluding the World Cup), synchronized swimming, and rythmic gymnastics, which AREN'T EVEN SPORTS)
 * Harry Potter
 * Quidditch
 * A Series of Unfortunate Events

Stuff I hate

 * High School Musical (and anyone or anything from it)
 * The Disney Channel
 * Indianapolis Colts
 * Washington Redskins
 * Duke University
 * Stanford University
 * Global Warming (It's a #*@$ing myth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
 * (This one is kinda long) The 'lamea** polls on the Everybody Votes Channel. I submit one about if Obama will help the economy, but they but up these f***in' stupid polls like "You spilled juice on the floor.  Would you mop it up with a washcloth or a paper towel?"  May I ask, "Who gives a f***in' s***?"

GAME RATINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look below for the incredibly amazing userbox tower!

Huge thanks to Dom for helping me with the table!

Really Funny Stuff (all real, you can't make this up)

 * 1) I thought things like Viagra made guys talk normal without freaking out when they were talkin' to girls on a date.
 * 2) I once called Notre Dame (the college) Notre State.
 * 3) My brother was using his watch to make sure he didn't stay on the can for years (yes, I mean years).  He, for some reason, decided to take it off, and it fell in!  (It survived and is now clean.)
 * 4) A guy found some nail polish and was goofing around with it at the start of math one day.  He spilled some and had to go through the rest of they day with a purple spot on his crotch!


 * 1) Click here for crap people actually put into articles.  Before revising crappy articles, put the worst of it here.  The first one I entered is here.  Click here for the second.

If more funny things happen (which they are bound to), you'll know.

Photo Gallery
http://www1.whdh.com/images/news_articles/389x205/061029_Baltimore_Ravens_logo.jpg http://sanjose.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/07/SharksLogo02.jpg http://images.buyautotruckaccessories.com/products/apps/app_HH_BHC420L.jpg http://itsthekitch.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cal_logo.gif http://www.freewebs.com/towsonclubbaseball/Maryland_logo.jpg http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/2008-04-dr-martin-luther-king-jr.jpg

Really Important Stuff
(This will change depending on time of year)


 * Remember Dr. King. He had a dream, it's up to all of us to make it come true.
 * Help revive the economy. How?  Spend money so big companies don't have to lay off employees.

Live Chats
Occasionally, I'll have a live chat on my talk page. These'll be announced usually a day before, and you can post things that I'll answer.

Feedback
Post your feedback on my talk page.

Polls
I'll put polls on my talk page that you can vote on. They'll be about video games or sports.

Sprites
I'm looking for Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Bowser Jr. sprites for my signature. Let me know if you have or see any of them.

Help for n00bs
I once was a n00b, so here's some help for you if you're one of them.

L33ts
Click here to see me being decal deca  decale (ay caramba!) declared (finally!) a l33t.  You are a l33t if you are not a n00b or just experienced or the opposite of a n00b or...you should get te the idea...unless you're a n00b...D'oh!

Closing Statement
"I AM el t0rtuga, MASTER OF THE 12-MINUTE MILE!"