List of Fortune Street quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street.

Note: The characters from the Mario and Dragon Quest series are separated through a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

Area Specific Quotes

 * "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that’s baseball, right?" (Mario Stadium)
 * "What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn’t good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Oh my! If it isn’t Princess Peach’s castle! I assume that I’ll be treated as royalty here?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
 * "Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" (Slimenia)
 * "I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General Quotes

 * To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
 * "Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
 * "Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
 * "Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
 * "Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
 * "What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
 * "Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
 * "Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
 * "I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
 * "I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
 * "Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
 * "I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
 * "That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
 * "Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
 * "Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
 * "My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
 * "Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
 * "Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
 * "Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
 * "Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
 * "Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
 * "Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
 * "Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
 * "Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
 * "I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
 * "You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
 * "This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
 * "Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
 * "You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
 * "Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
 * "I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
 * "Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
 * "Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
 * "Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
 * "That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
 * "Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
 * "Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
 * "Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
 * "Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
 * "No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
 * "You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
 * "Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
 * "Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
 * "Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
 * To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
 * "There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
 * "Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
 * "Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
 * "How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
 * After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
 * After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
 * After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
 * After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
 * After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
 * After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "My poor little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are you all right?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
 * To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
 * To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
 * To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
 * To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
 * To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
 * To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
 * "A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
 * "How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
 * "You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
 * Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
 * To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
 * Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
 * To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
 * To Male Player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
 * Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
 * After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
 * Going bankrupt:"I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Bwah hah hah! Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Bwah hah, hah! What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Bwah hah! You can’t tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "This place looks kinda familiar… Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Bwah hah, hah! Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn’t awesome!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "What’s all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!" (Alefgard)
 * "Bwah hah, hah! I’m gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like… Mario!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!" (The Observatory)
 * "OK, where's my kart? Huh? What do you mean we're not racing!?" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Ugh, this tranquil little island is gonna be a snoozefest, I can tell. Major yawn coming on!" (Slimenia)

General Quotes

 * "Bwah hah hah! Make way for the great Bowser! I'm gonna crush you all to smithereens!"
 * "Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
 * "It's about time! I've been ready to roll for a while now!"
 * "So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Guess I'm gonna have to play rough!"
 * "Try not to faint at my awesomeness! Gwah hah hah!"
 * "Lord Bowser coming through! Bow down before me or get stomped, fools!"
 * "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
 * "Gimme me a good roll or else!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Watching you wimps beg for mercy is gonna be fun!"
 * "Do any of you fools actually think you can beat me? Bwah hah hah!"
 * "Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
 * "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! You'll never beat me, not in a billion years! Go on and try!"
 * "Let's see what you can do for me, die!"
 * "Looks expensive up ahead... Hey, no sweat! This'll be a cinch!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! I'm not worried. Those other suits'll be mine soon enough!"
 * "Two more suits to go! Next time I should make my minions collect 'em all for me!"
 * "I don't want anymore stupid suits! I just want my paycheck!"
 * "Hey, check it out! I'm about to get my promotion! Hope you wimps aren't too jealous of my awesomeness!"
 * Princess Peach: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
 * "I think I'm gonna buy up this whole district! Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
 * "I'm now taking applications for minions! Stop by my shop here and sign up! Gwah hah hah!"
 * "Mine! All mine! This shop's gonna bring in the cash! CHA-CHING!!"
 * "Two shops down! I'm gonna make this the scariest district on the board!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! The more shops I buy, the more shops I want!"
 * "I'm gonna buy up everything in this district and line the streets with big, bad Bowser statues!"
 * "HAH! Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but Bowser shops as far as the eye can see!"
 * "Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"
 * "I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! This shop's so tiny, I'm afraid I might crush it just by standing here!"
 * "This is pathetic! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
 * "GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! If you think you can buy me out, go right ahead and try!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna make a fortune on this place!!"
 * "Stock! I gotta buy up all the stinkin' stock I can BEFORE I invest!"
 * "I don't have time to invest! I just want my cash RIGHT NOW!! GRRAGH!"
 * "This stock isn't doing me any good just sittin' around in my portfolio! C'mon - I need a chance to invest!"
 * "C'mon - I'm trying to invest here! This is starting to make me MAD!"
 * "Hey, just 'cause you're the competition doesn't mean I can't earn a little money from your hard work!"
 * "Hey, (Player's name)! Don't spend all of that bonus money in one place - unless it's at one of my shops! Bwah hah!
 * "Bwah hah hah! Hey, this is pretty nice. Why don't you go and earn me some more money, (Player's name)?"
 * "BWAH HAH HAH! Good job, (Player's name)! Keep raking in the money for me!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! Thanks to you, I just hit the jackpot (Player's name)!"
 * "Bwah hah! Welcome to my shop, (Player's name)! Leave your gold at the door!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! That's just pocket change, (Player's name)! Try not to get too excited!
 * "There's no way I'm gonna let you dominate that district, (Player's name)! I've got my eye on you!"
 * "Bad things happen to people who land on there, (Player's name)... Kidding! I'm just trying to psych out the competition!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! You're shop's looking ripe for the picking, (Player's name)! I might just steal it from you..."
 * "Hey, cut it out, (Player's name)! You're not gonna get rich standing on the shoulders of a giant like me, you know!"
 * "HEY! What do you think you're doing, (Player's name)? You just made me lose money!"
 * "All right! Lucky cut! Time to pony up, wimps!" (after landing on a Boon square)
 * "Thank my lucky stars! I'll take some of that money off your hands, wimps! Bwah hah hah!" (after landing on a Boon square)
 * "As long as you're making a pit stop at the bank, why don't you pick up a few shares of stock for me? (after a player lands on the Bank square)
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break Square: "All right, now's my chance! Time to stomp all over (Player's name)'s shops while he's/she's taking a day off!"
 * After player warps: "Go wherever you want, (Player's name)! See if I care!"
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Bwah hah hah! Excited about that card, huh, (Player's name)? I could get a million of 'em if I really wanted!"
 * To player while in first place: "First place has been fun, (Player's name)...but it's time to hand over the reins to a REAL winner! Bwah hah!"
 * "Hey, what happened to all the shops? Oh well - they'll all be mine soon anyway!"
 * "Hey, I call that shop! No one else better buy it!!"
 * "No more shops left for sale!? Gwah hah hah! Time to start taking 'em, then!"
 * "Gwah hah hah! Looks like all the shops are sold out!"
 * "Bwah hah hah! This shop's MINE! Go get yourself a shop somewhere else!" (after buying someone out)
 * "Listen up! I'm closing up my shops for a while, so if you wanna buy something, come back later!" (after landing on a Take-a-break square)
 * "How dare you trespass during my vacation!? Now I'm in a rotten mood!"
 * "This bank is such a bore! It needs the Bowser touch!" (after landing on the bank)
 * "What good is a few measly coins gonna do me? I need at least 20000G! (after receiving a small amount of gold following an event)
 * "Blech!! Whatever. My wallet's so fat, that's not even gonna make a dent!" (after losing money due to an event)
 * (If the player's character is female) "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab (Player name)? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, Bowser! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun?"
 * To Player: "It's (Player's name), right? Nice to see ya. Now would be a good time for you to flee in terror! Bwah hah!"
 * To Player: "You're in luck! If you beat me, you automatically get to become one of my minions! That's the law around here!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (Player's name)! I've beaten him a million times, and I'm no minion!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! If you bring me all of your gold, I'll triple it for you! This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't believe anything that sounds too good to be true, (Player's name)! Bowser is just pulling your leg!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Watch out, (Player's name)! The richer you get, the harder I'm gonna stomp you!"
 * Princess Peach's response: "Don't listen to Bowser! He'd stomp you even if you weren't rich!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Looks like (Player's name) has some pretty good moves! He's got the skills I've been looking for in my next minion!"
 * Princess Peach's response: "Be careful (Player's name)! If you become one of Bowser's minions, Mario will stomp you - and deservedly so!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "SLOWPOKE! How dare you keep the great Bowser waiting for so long! Hurry up and make your move!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Hold up, (Player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"
 * After player approaches victory: "ARGH! You leave me no choice, (Player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"
 * Going bankrupt: "NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
 * "I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "All right! My throwing arm is all warmed up. I’m gonna pulverize that die – just watch me roll!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Boooring! This castle is way too plain! I’m gonna give it a once-over with my magic paintbrush!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Hey, I’ve heard rumors about this place! Time to be on the lookout for giant lava monsters." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "How am I suppose to tell which way’s up and which way’s down!? This place is a mess!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I’ve been doing recon on Peach’s Castle, and the defenses are pretty weak. I’ll storm it in a snap!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Dad told me about this place – It’s where he used to fight Mario! I’m gonna win this one for you, Dad!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "You guys really think you can beat me on my home turf? Think again!! I know this castle like the back of my hand!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Hmph! This ship’s pretty classy – you know, cool design and all that. Maybe I’ll model my next mecha after it!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Legendary hero, shmegendary hero! My dad’s way braver than any ol’ hero!" (Alefgard)
 * "Change my job, huh? I could become an awesome evil overlord like my dad…but I think I can manage that on my own!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "I feel right at home in these ruins! C'mon - let's see what kind of booby traps this place has got!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Yuck! This island is shaped weird. Why didn't they make it look like a Koopa? That would've been awesome!" (Slimenia)

General Quotes

 * "Hee hee! Let me introduce myself. I'm Bowser Jr., and you'll all be losing to ME today!"
 * "All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen next! Fame? Fortune? Who knows!"
 * "You guys are lucky I'm playing this game fair and square! I coulda brought my newest mecha to beat you all!"
 * "What to do, what to do... Ah forget it! I'll just roll first and think about my evil plan later!"
 * "You guys know you're just wasting your time, right? 'Cause I'm totally gonna win, no matter what you do!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I may look young, but don't hold back - fight me with all you've got!"
 * "Hey, it's my turn! Stop hogging the die and let ME roll!"
 * "I'm gonna buy up all the good shops at five times the going rate and paint 'em all my color!"
 * To himself: "Hmmm... What kind of mischief should I cause next?"
 * "So that's how it's gonna be, huh? This game's getting pretty good... And by good, I mean VICIOUS!"
 * "Prepare to have your minds blown - it's MY turn now!"
 * "First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?"
 * "Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
 * "Hee hee! One more suit to go! Now if only I can make my way over to the bank..."
 * "Hee hee! Almost time to level up! That'll make me one step closer to being a king!"
 * "Soooo close! And as soon as I level up, I'm gonna be THAT MUCH closer to winning! King Koopa, here I come!"
 * "Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
 * "One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
 * "Bow down before me, shop! I've got you under my control now, so serve your master well!"
 * "Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
 * "I need to keep this place safe and secure!"
 * "Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you dare touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
 * "Aw, man...almost all of the empty shops are gone! I gotta get a move on!"
 * "No more vacant shops? All right! Let's get down to business!"
 * "Aw, I never get a chance to invest! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone out there WANTS me to lose!"
 * To himself: "What's the point of having stock if I can't invest? GRR! I need to land on one of my shops RIGHT NOW!"
 * "Not much point in investing if I don't have any stock... Gah! What a waste!"
 * Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
 * After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
 * After player warps: "Ha! That's it, (Player's name), run and hide... But you'll never escape the clutches of Bowser Jr.!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Hmph. I don't like the look of this bank. Think I'll take it over someday!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Urgh... Only lazy people need to take a day off! Who do you think I am, some sorta slacker?"
 * "Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
 * "Heh heh heh... I totally knew this place would be closed today! I just saved myself some serious gold!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Enjoy your day off, (Player's name). Don't worry - I promise not to stomp your shops or anything! Heh heh heh..."
 * To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
 * "Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
 * "Heh heh! Bet you're gonna think twice about investing here now!"
 * "Listen up, (Player's name)! You'd better not try to get in my way!"
 * "If (Player's name) thinks he/she can protect his/her shop with a measly investment, he's/she's got another thing coming!"
 * "Not bad, (Player's name)... But next time, you should try to earn me even MORE gold!"
 * "Hee hee! Keep it up, (Player's name), and I'll make you an honorary member of my royal guard!"
 * "Grr! What do you think you're doing, (Player's name)!? My poor stock!"
 * "Heh heh! Watch as I make that itty but of gold grow into a vast Koopa fortune!"
 * "Hee hee! Now I'm playing with Koopa power!"
 * "Hee hee! Perfect! I can take out Mario and (Player's name) in one fell swoop!"
 * After buying someone out: "Hee hee! This shop's mine now! I don't wanna hear any whining, so complain to someone who cares!"
 * After getting bought out: "Looks like someone is trying to mess up my brilliant plan for district domination. It's ON buddy!"
 * To Player: "Try not to spend any of that money until you get to my shop, (Player's name)!"
 * Mario's response: "I'm not gonna let that happen, Bowser Jr.! Come on, (Player's name), let's work together to beat that guy!"
 * To Player: "You're just being a big show-off, (Player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (Player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"
 * To Player: "Hee hee! You're about to learn the true meaning of Koopa power, (Player's name)!
 * Bowser's response: "Why don't you just give up now and become one of our minions, (Player's name)? Bwah hah!"
 * To Player: "Don't go thinking you're special or anything just because you got a promotion, (Player's name)!
 * Bowser's response: "Hey now, Son. Maybe (Player's name) IS special! I mean... Well, at least he/she deserves to celebrate a little."
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey, (Player's name), you're back! Hope you had a nice beauty rest! Now let's decide this thing once and for all!"
 * After player approaches victory: "You're not gonna win that easily, (Player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ugh... Just wait till next time! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever! *sniffle*..."
 * Going bankrupt: "You...y-y-ou haven't...seen...the l-l-last of...urgh...me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Ook oo ookity! (I’m going to guard my money like I guard second base – I won’t let either of ‘em get stolen!)" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Ookity! Ook ook! (Nice castle! No enemies are gonna get through those walls, that’s for sure!)" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Ook! Ookity oook oo! (This place is wild! Not as wild as the jungle, but there sure is a lot more lava!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Ookity ook! (I’ll explore that island later, but right now I need to focus on this game!)" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Ookie ook! (No problem! I’ll use my quick moves to dash right through this stage!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Ooook ookity ookie! (I don’t think I’m ready for a career change yet!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Oookity! Oookity ooo! (Hey, I've heard of these ruins! There must be some incredible treasure hidden here!)" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Ooookity. Ookie? (What a weird little island. Why's it shaped like that?)" (Slimenia)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Oookity! Ookie? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you gonna play fair and square, (Player's name)?)"
 * To Player: "Ook ookity! Ookity? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you ready to have some fun today, (Player's name)?)"
 * "Ookie. Ookity ooo... (I've gotta keep my next move a secret. You know, corporate spies and all...)"
 * "Oooookity! Ookity! (Finally, my turn! It's about time!)"
 * "Ookie! (Here goes nothin'!)"
 * "Ookity! Ookity ook... (I've got a square in my sights! Wonder if I got any chance of actually landing there...)"
 * "Oooook... Ooook? Ookity ooo! (Hmm... Is it my turn already? I must've been daydreaming!)"
 * "Ookity ookie! (When I beat on my chest, everyone in the jungle can hear me!)"
 * "Ooookity! Ookity oook ooo. Oook! (Finally! It's about time. Lemme roll!)"
 * "Ook! Ookity! (My turn! All right, let's do this!)"
 * "Ookity! Ookity! (C'mon die! Gimme a good number!)"
 * "Ooooookity! Ookity ooo ooo... (I wish I knew where I was gonna land! That would make this game a lot easier...)"
 * "Ooook ookity oo... (I think I need to figure out a business plan...)"
 * "Ookity! Ooookity ook? (Ookity! How come I never land on one of my own shops when I need to?)"
 * "Ookie... Ook...ookity! Oookie ook! (Hmm... I guess my closest shop is...that one! Hope I manage to land there!)"
 * "Ookie! Ookity ook! (Oh no! This race is getting a little too close for comfort!)"
 * "Ook! Ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Lemme give a shout-out to all of my jungle friends! Hi guys! You better root for me!)"
 * "Ook ookity ook! (Ready, set, roll!)"
 * "Ook! Ook ookity... (That was a snap! I hope getting the other suits is just as easy...)"
 * "Ookie! Ook ookity! (Got my second suit! I'm halfway there!)"
 * "Ooookity! Ook ook! (Suit number three! Just one more to go!)"
 * "Oookity ooookity! (Once I get that promotion, I'm gonna be all strong like Donkey Kong!)"
 * "Ookie! Ook ookity... (I'm due for a promotion soon! Wonder what I should spend my bonus on...)"
 * "Ooookity... Ook oook ook! (Aw, I wish I had a Barrel Jet... Then I could blast my way straight to the bank!)"
 * "Ookie ookity! Ook ook ooooo! (All right, bank! I've got you in my sights!)"
 * "Oookity ookkity! (This shop may look small now, but someday it'll be super tough!)"
 * "Oookity! Oook ookity! (This shop belongs to me now! Thanks in advance for your patronage!)"
 * "Oookity ook! (And another shop for me!)"
 * "Ooook ookity! (This district is mine from here on out!)"
 * "Oookity! Ook ookity... (That makes two shops! I wonder if I'll ever dominate this whole district...)"
 * "Oookity oookie. (I won't be happy until I have at least one more shop in this district.)"
 * "Ook! Oookity! Ook ookity! (Yay! My third shop in this district! I should try to get all of them!)"
 * "Ooook... Oookity. Oook ook! (Uh-oh... Not many shops left. Hope I can still buy something!)"
 * "Ook ookity? Oookie! (I wonder if I can still snag a shop? Come on, die, help me out!)"
 * "Ookity ook? Ooookity! (The shops are all sold out, huh? OK, no more Mr. Nice Kong!)"
 * "Oookity ook? Ook ook! (No more shops to buy? Time to rethink my strategy!)"
 * "Ook ookity! (My shop's been supercharged!)"
 * "Oookie oook ookity! (If I keep this up, I'll be rich in no time!)"
 * "Ook! Oook. Oookie...oook ook! (Neat! I just made money. I mean, it's just a bit of money...but still!)"
 * "Oookie. Oookity ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name) - I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
 * "Ookie! Oook ookity! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
 * "Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
 * "Ook ookity! Ook ook... (Meh, that was nothing! You're never gonna get rich with these prices...)"
 * "Ooookity! Ook ookity... (Don't give up just because you're in last place! Maybe my donation will help...)"
 * "Ooookity... Ook! (I suppose it could have been worse... These prices aren't so bad!)"
 * "Oook! Ook ookity! (Boo! The last thing I wanted to do is give more gold to the person in first place!)"
 * "Oook ookity. Ook! (I hope I manage to stay on top. It's kinda fun up here in first place!)"
 * "Ooook oookity! (First place is so close I can almost touch it!)"
 * After landing on the bank: "Ook... Ook ookity? Ookity ook. (Hmm... Where should I go next? I'd better think this out?)"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Oookity ook! (You should get bonus points for that perfect landing, (Player's name)!)"
 * After player gets a promotion: "Ook ookie! Oook oookity! Ook ooo! (That's a lot of money, (Player's name)! You want me to hold on to it for you? Hee hah!)"
 * After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Oookity ookie! (Hee hee. Come on, folks - time to go shopping at the expensive stores!)"
 * After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Ookie ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Hee hee. Good luck, everybody! Land on the priciest shops!)"
 * After player lands on Boon square: "Ookie ookie? (You wanna share some of that luck with me, (Player's name)?)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Ook! Oookity ookity. (Phew! I guess it's time to take a little breather.)"
 * "Ookity! Oook oook ooo! (Argh! I hate losing out on a big payday!)"
 * "Ook! Oookity ookie! Ook ook ooo! (OK! I'm all rested up and raring to go! Gotta make up for lost time!)"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Oook ookity ooo. Oookity! (Rest up while you can, (Player's name). Things are gonna get wild around here!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ook ook. Ooookity ooo! (Hee hee. Guess thee are a few handy cards in that deck!)"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ookie ookity ook? Oook oookity! (Am I lucky, or what? I'm gonna have to make the most of this!)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Ooookity! Ookie ooo. (Ugh! I should have picked a different card.)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Oookie! Oookity ook... (Oh no! I really picked a bad one, didn't I...)"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ookie ookity ook! (This card will definitely come in handy!)"
 * After getting bought out: "Hoot! Oookity ooo!? (That was so mean of you, (Player's name)! Where'd you learn your manners!?)"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Oookie ookity... Ook! (Maybe I should follow Lakitu... Prices seem to drop wherever he goes!)"
 * "Ook ookity... (Sorry, but it's not really in my best interest to accept that offer...)"
 * To Player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (Player's name). It's really something!)"
 * To Player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
 * To Player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (Player's name)!)"
 * To Player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
 * To Player: "Ook oookie? Ookity ookie! (How's it going for you so far, (Player's name)? Me, I'm doing A-OK!)"
 * "Oookie ook? Ookity ooo... (Which way are you gonna go, (Player's name)? Not that I care or anything...)"
 * "Oookity? Ookie ooo! (Where'd you go to business school, (Player's name)? You know all the tricks!)"
 * "Oookie ooo. Ookity! (You're getting close to district domination, (Player's name). I'll put a stop to that!)"
 * After player lands on his expensive shop: "Ookie ooo! Hoot ook ookity! (Sorry 'bout that, (Player's name)! I promise all your gold will go to a good cause!)"
 * Diddy Kong to Donkey Kong: "Ook! Oookity ooo! (Don't go too easy on me today, Donkey Kong!)"
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Oook! Oook ooooooook! (Not to worry! I'll use everything in my power to beat you and (Player's name)!)"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Ook! Ook ookity ooooookity! (Let's all sing (Player's name) the Happy Promotion Song! Ahem... Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Ook ookity ooooookity! (Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
 * To Player: "Oookity ook! (Let's win this game together, (Player's name)!)"
 * Daisy's response: "Hmm... You aren't trying to monopolize (Player's name), are you? He's/She's working with me today!"
 * To Player: "Oook ook! Ookity ook? (Look at you go, (Player's name)! How in the world do you do it?)"
 * Daisy's response: "Stop making such a fuss, Diddy Kong! You'll give (Player's name) a big head!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (Player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Oookity... Ook ook ooo! (Time to head back to the jungle... Maybe I'll do better next time!)"

Area Specific Quotes

 * ”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I’ve gotta flex my biceps!) (Mario Stadium)
 * ”Ooka? Ooka? Ook?” (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I’ll show you what a Kong can do!) (Mario Circuit)
 * "Oooka! Ook! (Check out that castle! I bet that king is all kinds of big and powerful)" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Hoo ook…ook! (This place is hotter than the jungle…but at least it’s a dry heat!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Ooka ooka ook! (Better be careful not to destroy Princess Peach’s castle!)" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Ook ook… (I wonder what kind of fruit trees they have down there on Yoshi’s Island…)" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Hoo… Ook? (This place doesn’t look like fun… Can I at least throw some barrels or something?)" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Oook! Ooka. (Cool castle, ya big boss turtle! I bet this place has all kinds of neat traps.)" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Ooo? Ook ook! (This is the place to find hotshot heroes, huh? Well, you’re looking at one!)" (Alefgard)
 * "Oook! Ooo... (This spooky ship doesn't scare me! It's the floating in water that kinda freaks me out...)" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Mmm? Ookie ook... (Mmm? There's something weird about this place, but I just can't put my finger on it...)" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Mmm hoo? Ooka ook! (What kinda place is this? Those tunnels look like they go pretty deep!)" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Hoot? Ook ook! (How 'bout making a big spaceship that looks like MY face? People would pay to see that!)" (Starship Mario)

General Quotes

 * "Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)"
 * "Ook ook. OOOOOOK! (This is a pretty fierce group. Everyone's in it to WIN!)"
 * "Ooooook! (Time to show these other fellows who's boss!)"
 * "Ooook ook? Ook! (Who cares what number I roll? I'm gonna win no matter what!)"
 * "Ookie! Ook! (Watch out everyone! King of the jungle comin' through!)"
 * "Hoot! Ooka ook... (I wish he had cool games like this in the jungle! All we ever do is swing on the trees...)"
 * "OOKA! (MY TURN!)"
 * "Ook? OOKA! (Which way to go? I know - THATAWAY!)"
 * "Ooka OOO ooka! (I bet if I throw the die REALLY hard, I'll get an awesome number!)"
 * "Oooo... Ooka! (That die is so tiny... I hope I don't crush it in my giant Kong paws!)"
 * "Ook! Ooook? (I want to invest! What're the chances this next roll will land me right on my shop?)"
 * "Hoo ooka ook! (Come on, die - help a Kong out!)"
 * "Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won’t be long before I snag the rest of 'em!)"
 * "Ooook! Oook... ook! Ooo? (I've got half the suits! That means I've got...half to go! Right?)"
 * "Ook! Ook ook... (I'm looking forward to my promotion! Think of all the bananas I'll be able to buy...)"
 * "Ook ook ook! (As soon as I get my promotion, I'm gonna be the strongest Kong in the world!)"
 * "Ook ooka. Oooka! (It's not much, but it's mine. This shop and I are going places!)"
 * "Ooka ooo. Oook oook ooo! (Meet my new best friend. This shop and I are gonna go far together!)"
 * "Ook! Oooka ook! (Ook! You're gonna be the first of many for me in this district, little shop!)"
 * "Ooka! Ooka ook! (I've got a taste for the district now! It's gonna be all mine!)"
 * "Ook ook! Ooka! (That makes two for me in this district! Ooka!)"
 * "Hoo? Ook ook! (Where'd all the shops go? I gotta get my paws on whatever I can!)"
 * "Ook ooka ookie! (I've gotta get my paws on one of those empty shops!)"
 * "Oook! Ookie ooo... (Aw, shucks! I was hoping to buy up a few more shops. Oh well...)"
 * "Ooka ooka? Ookie hoo! (Where'd all the vacant shops go? I shoulda paid more attention!)"
 * "Ookie... Ooka! (I really hate putting more money into your pocket... You're already in first place!)"
 * "Ooka hoo! Hoo ooka! (Still to small! I need to make that shop waaaaay bigger!)"
 * "Oooka ook! (You just made out like a bandit, (Player's name)!)"
 * "Ooka! Ookie! Ook! (How come no one ever told me anything about stocks? They're fantastic! I'm rich!)"
 * "Ook! Ooka hoot! (No time to invest right now! I need to concentrate on playing this game!)"
 * "Oooka hoo hoo! (I'm gonna have to hold off investing any money in this place until I buy some stock!)"
 * Buying a shop out: "Ooka ooka ooka. Ooo! (I see the shop, I like the shop, I buy the shop. It's as easy as that!)"
 * "Oook! Ooka ooka hoo! (Lakitu! Stay away from me, you little cloud rider!)"
 * "Ooka! Ooka! (Heya! You wanna trade shops with me?)"
 * After player gets a promotion: "Ooka ook! (You're getting stronger with each roll of the die, (Player's name)!)"
 * After landing on the bank: "Ooka! Ooka ook! (Right on the money! You've still got it, Donkey Kong!)"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Ook! Ookie ooka! "Right on the bank! You've got pretty good aim, (Player's name)!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "OOK! Ooka ooooooooo! (Talk about a stroke of luck! C'mon everybody - make me rich!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Oooka! (Lucky me!)"
 * After warping: "Ookie! Oooooo! Ooka ooo? (Wow! I just whooshed straight here! How'd that happen?)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Oooka hoo! Ooka! (Nice (Player's name)! I'm gonna try land there too!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Ook ooka? Haroo! "You got room for me on that square, (Player's name)? I want some free money too!)"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Ook ook. Ooka ooo! (Don't worry about taking a day off, (Player's name). I'll keep an eye on things!)"
 * After player warps: Ook hoot! Ook? Ooka? (Whoa! How'd you get from here to there so quick, (Player's name)? Some kinda magic?)"
 * After player warps: "Ooka ook! Ookaroo? (Those things always make my head spin! But it's a wild ride, huh, (Player's name)?)"
 * "Oook! Ook ook! (Third shop's a charm, (Player's name)! You're gonna dominate that district pretty soon!)"
 * "Ook! Ooka! (One good turn deserves another, (Player's name)! I'll try to earn YOU some gold now!)"
 * "Ooo! Ooka hoo! (Cha-ching! Thanks for making a deposit in the bank of Kong, (Player's name)!)"
 * "Ook ooka ook! (Stop messing with my stock, (Player's name)!)"
 * "Ooka hoot! (No one's gonna try to steal that shop now, (Player's name)!)"
 * "Ook oooo! Oooook! (That's a pretty powerful shop you've got there, (Player's name)! Big and strong, just like me!)"
 * "Arooo! Oooka ook! (Nice move, (Player's name)! You're my role model!)"
 * "OOOOO! Ook ooka. Oooka! (AHHHH! That was a pretty nice nap there. I feel totally energized!)"
 * Donkey Kong to player: "Oook ook ook? (How did you get so big and strong, (Player's name)?)"
 * Wario's response: "He/She got a promotion and grew more powerful... Maybe he's/she's eating that gold! Does eating gold make you stronger?"
 * To Player: "Ooook! Ook oook ook ooook! (Keep it up, (Player's name), and you might come in second place - right after me!)"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Ook oooky... Oookity! (No way! I'm going to come in second place, (Player's name)!)"
 * To Player buying out his shop: "Ooka ook? Ookie? (You got a problem with me, (Player's name)? Is that it?)"
 * "Ook! Oookie ook! (There's no way I'm gonna lose! I'll keep fighting till the very end!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ooooook... (Looks like it's back to the jungle for me...)"

Lakitu

 * "Greetings, fortune seekers! I am Lakitu, and I'll be your guide to rest and relaxation!"
 * "You've all been working way too hard! Why don't you close up shop for a while?"
 * "It's not healthy to obsess over money all the time. Someone needs to teach you people how to slow down and enjoy life!"
 * "I'm bringing down the hammer on nap time, everybody! Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland!"
 * "I know you don't think you need a day off, but you do. Trust me - you'll thank me later for this!"
 * "Is my turn over already? But I haven't finished forcing everyone to take a vacation!"
 * "Providing rest to the weary is such satisfying work! Farewell!"
 * "I'm not ready to leave! These people still need to enjoy their forced vacations!"
 * "Everyone enjoy their 40 winks? Then it appears my work here is done. Take it easy, folks!"
 * "A sea of calm has washed over the board, and so my work here is done. Catch you on the flip side!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * ”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
 * ”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
 * "These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach’s Castle!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Uh-oh! I don’t have the best balance in the world… Hope I don’t fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Vroom, Vroom! Let’s get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This place is wackadoodle! It’s turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, Peach’s Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Now, THIS is where the real action is! It’s happening on Yoshi’s Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I’m gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I don’t trust Bowser OR his spooky castle… I bet he’s got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "I don’t need a career chance… I’m pretty satisfied being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Looks like my bro really cleaned this place up! I hope they gave him the key to the city!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I wanna take a peek at this flying train I've heard so much about. If trains can fly, then so can Luigi! Wheee!" (The Observatory)
 * "Look at all those slimes down there! How can you tell which ones are friendly?" (Slimenia)
 * "I bet they'll tell epic stories about me and my bro one day. We're practically legends already!" (Alefgard)
 * "Hey there, giant statue guy! How's the weather up there?" (The Colossus)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! I'm Luigi! Oh, you've heard of me? I'm so flattered I think I'm blushing!"
 * ”It’s me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!”
 * ”There’s a shop out there with Luigi’s name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout…”
 * ”Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!”
 * ”Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!”
 * ”Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!”
 * ”Watch out! Green machine coming through!”
 * "Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything."
 * ”Look at my new shop! Isn’t she a beaut?”
 * ”I only need one more suit… Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!”
 * ”This is the perfect time for Luigi’s trademark jump! I’ll just leap my way straight back to the bank!”
 * ”All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!”
 * ”Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!”
 * ”Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game…”
 * After taking a day-off: ”I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?”
 * "Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
 * "Hey! Why does (Player's name) get so many gold coins? I want some too!"
 * After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Finally! Something I can actually use!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
 * To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
 * "Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
 * After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
 * "Why can I only move ahead one square? Guess the ground up ahead is slippery or something!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * After the player lands on the bank: "You look stately standing in front of that bank, (Player's name)! They should build a statue of you right there!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "If you earn a lot of gold coins standing there, (Player's name), I'd be happy to take some of 'em off your hands!!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You've been working so hard lately, (Player's name). Promise me you'll take it easy on your day off!"
 * "Smart move, (Player's name)! You've got to be vigilant, or else some evil person might swoop in and try to take over your shop!"
 * "That's a lot of money, (Player's name)! It's kinda like feeding your wallet a 1-Up Mushroom!"
 * "You got any hobbies, (Player's name)? I'm into lots of things: golf, tennis, basketball, beating you at this game..."
 * "Oh! Bad timing, (Player's name). My shop is closed today."
 * Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
 * To Player: "Try not to show me up, (Player's name)! I'm the star today!"
 * Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I want to be the star too!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'm gonna get laughed right out of the Mushroom Kingdom!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "It’s a race to the finish line! Start your engines!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Looks like a lot of folks came out to see today’s game. I’d like to knock this one out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach’s Castle is the best…" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Whoa, this place is gonna make my head spin! But, hey… what a view!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, it’s all my little Yoshi friends! How have you been, guys?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Oh no! Nothing good ever comes out of this creepy castle. I hope I can escape safe and sound!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Slimes everywhere! That’s O.K., I suppose… as long as they aren’t bad slimes!" (Slimenia)
 * "I guess Erdrick is the big cheese around these parts! I tip my hat to you, legendary hero!" (Alefgard)
 * "Ha ha! I guess this is the place where I can change my profession… Thanks, but I’m happy being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Oh boy, another galactic adventure! Here we go, sailing through space!" (Starship Mario)
 * "What a magical place! I feel like I'm on top of the world!" (The Observatory)
 * "Look at this picturesque little town! I remember the time I cleaned it top to bottom!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Ha ha! I'm gonna do well here. Peach's Castle is like a second home to me!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "Wah ha! That colossal statue scared me for a second! Stay right where you are, big guy..." (The Colossus)

General Quotes

 * "All right, my turn!"
 * "How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
 * "Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!"
 * "Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
 * "Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
 * "Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
 * "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
 * "Let me show you what I can do! Watch and learn!"
 * "Doooo--doo-doo doo-doo-doo! That sure is a catchy tune I've got stuck in my head! Oh, sorry, is it my turn already?"
 * "I need to make my favorite shop bigger and better - fast!"
 * "This is a nice feeling! Let's keep it going!"
 * "It's me, Mario! Follow me to fortune!"
 * "Hey hey! Look who's up next! It's me, Mario!"
 * "I'm always ready to go! C'mon little die, roll me a good one!"
 * "This die and I are good friends! Come on, die, roll a good number for me!"
 * "Okeydokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
 * "Two suits left, right?"
 * "Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
 * "I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!"
 * "Ha ha! The bank's so close! I hope I get there in one roll!"
 * "Level-up, here I come! I wish I could jump on over to the bank right this very second!"
 * "Time to make a dash to the bank!"
 * To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
 * ”Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins…”
 * "Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
 * After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
 * After warping: "Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
 * After player warps: "Smooth move, (Player's name)! Wish I could zoom around like that too!"
 * "Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
 * "Mario's shop is open for business! Come one, come all!"
 * "What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
 * "Oh no! Almost all of the shops are gone! I'd better make a dash for it!"
 * "Oh boy! I should have bought more shops while I had the chance!"
 * "Mamma mia! All of the shops are sold out!"
 * "No more shops left to buy? Then it's time to get down to business!"
 * "Whoa! Look at all the shops I've got here!"
 * "Two down, a few more to go! I'm not finished buying up the district yet!"
 * "Oh boy! If I keep buying up all of these properties, they're gonna have to change the name to Mario Street!"
 * "I wouldn't normally shop here, but it looks like you need the gold more than I do!"
 * "Oh, not to worry! I think I can afford to shop here!"
 * "Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
 * "Ha ha! There's plenty of time to think about investing later!"
 * "What kind of luck is this? I nee to land on one of my OWN shops!"
 * "Whoa! It's raining coins! Thanks for turning on the sprinklers, (Player's name)!"
 * "I'm flattered that you want to own stock in my favorite district, (Player's name)! I hope it pays off for you!"
 * "Ouch! My stock just took a beating! What gives, (Player's name)?"
 * "Take my gold coins, (Player's name)! They belong to you, now!"
 * "You know what they say: even luck is a skill!"
 * To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Hi, (Player's name)! How's everything going for you so far?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heroes never take the day off! What am I supposed to do with myself - go to the beach?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "A day off? As long as I'm being forced to take a vacation, I might as well enjoy myself! Wahoo! Mario party!"
 * "Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
 * "Huh? I came all this way and the shop is closed! Oh well...at least I saved some money!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Taking a vacation, (Player's name)? That sounds pretty nice right about now!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "All right! I'm getting a lucky cut of the action. Make sure you land on a shop, everybody!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! It's raining coins from the sky! I'm gonna catch 'em all!"
 * "Investing in your shop, eh? That's a good way to protect it, (Player's name)! But I wouldn't dare steal it from you..."
 * "Hey, it's kinda like a power-up for my shop!"
 * "Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
 * "Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!"
 * "I hope I don't regret this, I just don't have the money right now! Mario's got to be fiscally responsible!"
 * "Thank you for your patronage! You're very generous, (Player's name)... Just like me!"
 * "Mamma mia! You already have enough money! Let someone else take over first place, why don't you?"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Whuuh-uh-oh! There go all my coins! Come back, little coins!"
 * After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
 * After buying out a property: "This shop is rightfully mine! Go buy yourself a shop in a different district!"
 * After getting bought out: "It takes a lot to get me mad, (Player's name)...but you're really pressing my buttons!"
 * "I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
 * "Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
 * "Ha! It's like I just fed my shop a Super Mushroom! Consider yourself recharged, little shop!"
 * After landing on Bank: "Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "Maybe after I win this game, you and I can open a bank together! How does that sound, (Player's name)?"
 * "You deserve all that gold, (Player's name)! You're a brave adventurer, just like me!"
 * "Wowee! Are you trying to build your own (Player's name) castle, (Player's name)?"
 * "You're my hero, (Player's name)! Thanks for all the gold!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! I'm the luckiest plumber in the whole wide world!"
 * After landing on a Boon Square: "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
 * After player lands on a Boon Square: "Ha ha! That's kinda like a bonus stage, huh, (Player's name)? Collect a bunch of gold while you can!"
 * After player lands on a Boon Square: "Looks like you've got luck on you're side, (Player's name)!"
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I'll trade you that venture card for a Fire Flower! What do you say, (Player's name)?"
 * After player gets a bad venture card: "Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something, (Player's name)? You've got some magically shrinking shops!"
 * To Player: "You're off to a great start, (Player's name)!"
 * "Hey! That just means more coins for me! Keep it up, (Player's name)!"
 * Mario to Player: "You know what would help us win this game, (Player's name)? That's right, a Super Mushroom! I wish we had one!"
 * Toad's response: "Don't look at me! I'm not a Super Mushroom!"
 * To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
 * Mario to Player: "I can't believe you got a promotion already! From now on, I'm calling you Super (Player's name)!"
 * Bowser Jr.'s response: "You may have earned a few gold coins, but you're still plain old (Player's name) to me!"
 * To Player: "Nice job, (Player's name)! You're a real hero - just like Mario!"
 * Luigi's response: "I wish Mario would call me a hero sometime..."
 * To Player: "Psst! Hey, (Player's name)! Princess Peach is watching, so I'm afraid I just can't lose to you today!"
 * Peach's response: "Mario, I heard that! But don't you worry - I'm the one who's going to win!"
 * To Player: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You've inspired me to go out and collect a ton of gold coins!"
 * Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's great to see you in action, (Player's name)! I'm learning a lot from you!)"
 * Approaching victory: "I did it! Now I just need to super jump my way over to the bank to collect my prize!)"
 * After player approaches victory: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (Player's name)! Bravo!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Mamma mia! Game over already!? I was just getting warmed up!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Wow! Check out Yoshi’s Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)
 * "All right! I’m gonna roll this die right out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Yeah, sure. Big castle. Woooo. I’m totally impressed. Could use a few more flowers though…" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Hmph! If I'd known we were coming to such a lava-y place, I wouldn’t have worn my nicest gown!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What’s a girl gotta do around here to get her bearings? I’m all turned around and upside down!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "After I win, I’m headed over to Peach’s Castle for a celebratory tea party. Who wants to join me?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Whoa! I've heard a lot of wild stories about this place. This is going to be a blast!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I bet Bowser seriously thinks this goofy castle is totally intimidating. As if!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "This place is falling apart! You want me to call my contractor? He'll fix everything up in a snap!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
 * "I hear they kidnap princesses around here… I guess Bowser's not the only guy who’s into abducting royalty!" (Alefgard)
 * "I've always wanted to travel through space! This is gonna be the best game ever!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Sweet! Check out this gorgeous resort! I can’t wait to take a dip in the ocean." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I totally want to scale up the side of that statue. What a challenge!" (The Colossus)
 * "I wanna see this flying train everyone keeps talking about. I must ride it. I simply must!" (The Observatory)
 * "I'm supposed to pick out a new trade here, huh? Let's see... Maybe I should be a professional athlete! Yeah!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "So you're the famous (Player's name)! I'm Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!"
 * "Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
 * "You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
 * "Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
 * "Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
 * "Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
 * "Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
 * "I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
 * "Winning is a matter of timing and luck. I don't have either, but I've never let that stop me before!"
 * "Eek! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was in another world!"
 * "Don't underestimate me, people! Just because I'm a princess doesn't mean I won't fight dirty!"
 * "If you give me a good number, little die, I'll promote you to court jester! I'm a princess - I can do that!"
 * "All right - this game is about to get seriously interesting! Check it out!"
 * "Who ever said princesses have to play fair? I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to win this game!"
 * "I want to be in first place! I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!"
 * "Check it out, people! I'm about to show you how a REAL winner rolls!"
 * "Here goes nothing! C'mon, die - gimme an awesome roll!"
 * "Who in the world put such an expensive shop directly in my path? N-not that I'm scared of it or anything!"
 * "These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
 * "Hmm. I've got one suit, so that means I've got three more to go. Should be a breeze!"
 * "I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
 * "Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
 * "I can't believe the bank won't send someone to come and pick me up. What terrible service!"
 * "This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
 * "Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
 * "I'm off to a pretty good start in this district, wouldn't you say? I sure would!"
 * "Hmm... I've only got two shops in this district, but I definitely want more! More, more, MORE!"
 * "Sweet! Another shop in one of my favorite districts. Things are shaping up pretty well!"
 * "Looks like I'm destined to own a lot of property here. Who am I to say no to fate?"
 * "I've got a favor to ask, guys - leave all those empty shops for me, OK? I totally want to buy them!"
 * "It's only proper that the fairest princess of 'em all gets dibs on that last shop. Right? Who's with me?"
 * "Whoa! Who bought up all the shops? Here I was thinking I'd buy a few more!"
 * "Augh! No more shops left to buy? Guess I'll just have to take some of 'em! Ha ha ha!"
 * "Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
 * "Look at my little shop, all grown up now! I'm just bursting with pride!"
 * "What a waste! If only I had purchased some stock earlier... Oh, well. Lesson learned!"
 * "Oh well! Maybe I'll invest next time. I just really couldn't be bothered with it right now."
 * "Whoops! I totally forgot to invest. I need to get going on that one of these days..."
 * "I'd better hurry up and do some investing! I'd hate to have a shop bought out from under me."
 * After landing on the bank: "Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
 * "How kind of you! But I'd much rather prefer a bouquet of flowers to a bushel of cash!"
 * "I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
 * "It's a princess's prerogative whether to change her mind AND her direction!"
 * "I give this shop the Daisy stamp of approval! Now I bet you'll make a lot more money on it!"
 * "What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"
 * "Whoops! I totally didn't mean to add to your coffers. You're rich enough already!"
 * "But...but that shop was supposed to be for me! Why would you go and buy it!?"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Lucky Daisy! I totally rule! Shop away to your hearts' content, everyone!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "I must refrain from shopping for a while. I don't want (Player's name) to get any more money than he already has!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Stupid die! Today is the absolutely WORST day for me to take a vacation!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It's about time (Player's name) took the day off! I finally have a chance to visit one of his/hers shops free of charge!"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Just taking a little breather, (Player's name)? I bet the bank is nice and air-conditioned!"
 * "Ahhh! All rested up, and I didn't even lose any money by taking a day off. I gotta do that more often!"
 * After buying someone out: "Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! It was worth it just to see the look on your face!"
 * "Oh my! What a beautiful little... Um... Uh... What IS that thing anyway?"
 * "Woo! It never hurts to have a little extra cash in your pocket!"
 * "Why, you just earned me a little bit of money, (Player's name)! How charitable of you!"
 * "You can put all the defensive capital in the world into that shop, (Player's name). If I want it, I'll buy it!"
 * "I'm finding that shop of yours less and less enticing as this game progresses, (Player's name)..."
 * "I see I'm up against a real financial genius! Maybe you and I can trade stock tips, (Player's name)..."
 * To Player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (Player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
 * To Player: "That's not worth getting upset over, (Player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"
 * To Player: "I'm so glad you earned that salary, (Player's name). Now you have enough money to spend at my shops!"
 * To Player: "Yippee! You're a tried-and-true friend, (Player's name). I shan't forget your generosity."
 * To Player: "I just want you to know that I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of you, (Player's name). I'm not!"
 * To Player: "I see you're quite a worthy adversary, (Player's name). Too bad I'm still going to defeat you!"
 * To Player: "If you win, (Player's name), maybe I'll invite you on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Sarasaland!"
 * Luigi's response: "Wow, what a prize, (Player's name)! I wish I was in your shoes!"
 * To Player: "Yay! You got your salary, (Player's name)! I guess that means you'll drop by my shop soon, right?"
 * Luigi's response: "Wow, Princess Daisy! You're good..."
 * To Peach: "Tee hee! Today we celebrate an important day: (Player's name)'s promotionversary!"
 * Peach's response: "Really? A promotionversary? Is that an official holiday in Sarasaland?"
 * To Player: "Wow, (Player's name)! You're doing great! I'm totally inspired to make more money now!"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, really, Princess Daisy? Then I suppose I'll just have to earn more than the two of you combined!"
 * To Peach: "What? I can't believe that (Player's name) has enough gold to cinch a win! I'm not ready to stop playing yet!"
 * Peach's response: "You and I both, Princess Daisy. This game is too much fun to stop now! We simply cannot let this happen!"
 * To Player: "Nice move, (Player's name)! This must be a special day for you - receiving your first promotion and all!"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Ook? Ookity? Oook? (What are you going to spend it on? Investments? Forced buyouts?)"
 * To Player: "Hold on, (Player's name)! Don't you think it's a little early for winning? Let's play awhile longer!"
 * Diddy Kong's response: "Ookity! Ook ook! (Yeah, what she said! I wanna keep playing!)"
 * To Player buying her shop: "Well, I never! That was MY shop, (Player's name)! How could you betray me like that!?"
 * After player lands on her expensive shop: "Toady is the first annual (Player's name)-Bought-a-Ton-of-Stuff-at-My-Shoppiversary! Let's all celebrate! Tee hee!"
 * "I don't want to go bankrupt! Can my daddy put a little extra gold in my bank account?"
 * "Yippee! I've got (target amount of money), and it's time to go claim victory!"
 * "Don't act all surprised that I'm about to win the game, folks. I am Princess Daisy, after all!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (Player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Augh! Brutal, absolutely brutal. This is no way to treat a princess as sweet and lovely as me!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
 * "It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Everyone knows Princess Peach is an ace pitcher. Watch as I throw this die with astounding precision!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Well, it’s certainly no Peach Castle, but it’s not without its charms…" (Castle Trodian)
 * "What a delightful little island! It’s no wonder Yoshi loves it so!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I bet my floating parasol would come in handy here. Jump, jump! Tee hee!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Oh dear! Why are we playing in Bowser’s Castle? There are all sorts of tricks and traps here!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "I don’t believe for a second in this legendary hero. If he DID exist, he’d be rescuing me right now!" (Alefgard)
 * "That statue is certainly imposing. Maybe they should soften it up with a little lip gloss..." (The Colossus)
 * "This place looks like an adventure waiting to happen!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Ahhh! What a lovely little island. Peaceful and serene, just like the Mushroom Kingdom!" (Slimenia)
 * "What an oddly shaped planet! I hope I don't get all turned around." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Yuck! The last time I was here, I got kidnapped AND the town got trashed! Let's all play nice this time, OK?" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I can't wait to see this flying train! All aboooard!" (The Observatory)
 * "Finally, my chance to see the galaxy! You know, since I was all busy being kidnapped last time I was here..." (Starship Mario)
 * "I'm going to double-dash my way to victory! Good luck keeping up with me! Tee hee!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Is this where people switch vocations? How quaint! I'd change my job if I had one!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General Quotes

 * To Male Player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to bow, (Player's name)!"
 * To Female Player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to curtsy, (Player's name)!"
 * "A hot-air balloon can carry me a lot farther than a parasol!"
 * "Like a game of cat-and-mouse...but with shops! How fun!"
 * "Hmm... Interesting move. Perhaps I should follow your example..."
 * "It's just one exciting adventure after another with this game!"
 * "No one told me there would be THIS much walking. I should've worn my pink sneakers!"
 * "How odd! This die doesn't seem to be following my orders. What good is a die if it won't follow orders!?"
 * "This game is shaping up to be a real challenge! I may need to turn to Toadsworth for financial advice..."
 * "I've got a good feeling about this!"
 * "This die is gigantic! It's bigger than my head!"
 * "Do you expect ME to pay at your checkpoint, (Player's name)? Princesses never carry cash!"
 * "I'll never be able to collect my bonus with just one suit. No, I must go out and gather the rest!"
 * "Tee hee! Hearts and diamonds are the suits that suit me best!"
 * "I thought gathering these suits would be a challenge, but they're practically jumping into my arms!"
 * "Whew! I've already collected three suits. I don't suppose the last one wants to meet at the bank, huh?"
 * "Hmm? You give out suits? What a friendly little fellow you are!" (After drawing Healie card)
 * "I won't be satisfied until this entire district belongs to me!"
 * "This district is perfect for me. I need to buy more shops here!"
 * "This district and I are obviously kindred spirits. I simply must have more shops here!"
 * "Three shops in one district? Why, I've surprised even myself!"
 * "No one is ever going to kidnap this shop! I'll make certain of that!"
 * "Oooh! I get to play shopkeeper now. Welcome, valued customers! Take a look around!"
 * "Might I offer a suggestion, (Player's name)? Roll that die as hard as you can!"
 * "You're rich enough already, (Player's name)! Perhaps I'll rein in my spending for now..."
 * "This shop is absolutely precious, (Player's name). I wish I could buy it up right now!"
 * "Why must I always walk? Can't I just float across the board with my parasol?"
 * "YAWN! Standing in line at the bank is so boring!"
 * "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (Player's name)!"
 * "I bet Mario would love this shop! Oh, I hope he visits soon!"
 * "Hmmm... What to do with the money I'll receive with my next promotion? Maybe I should donate it to charity!"
 * "I refuse to let a bad roll of the die bring me down. No matter the number, I won't let myself get discouraged!"
 * "Be a good die, and maybe I'll make you a knight!"
 * "Someone get this die a Super Mushroom! I want to roll a powerful number!"
 * "I've purchased two shops in this district. That means I'm entitled to the others, right?"
 * "I like to stick up for the underdog. That's why I'm doing my shopping here today!"
 * "Ha! This shop is so cheap it's barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
 * "Hurry up and shop, everyone! It's my lucky day!" (after landing on a Boon square)
 * "Why, this shop belongs to the person in first place! I shouldn't have stopped here!"
 * "Who knew playing the stock market could be so much fun? Yippee!"
 * "I'll bake a delicious cake for the first person who drives up the price of this stock!"
 * "I have stock. Now all I have to do is land on a shop I actually OWN!"
 * "A little investment never hurt anyone...I think!"
 * "Would you look at that... I wasn't expecting such fast results!"
 * "Perhaps I'll invest once I get myself some stock... I'd better put that on my to-do list!"
 * "I'm having too much fun buying shops to even THINK about investing in them!"
 * "You must think everyone is drooling over that shop of yours, (Player's name). We're not!"
 * "I'm suddenly inspired to earn more money. You're quite a muse, (Player's name)!"
 * "You're quite adept at insider trading, (Player's name). Should I be concerned?"
 * "Finally, a store fit for a princess! I'll certainly shop there, (Player's name)!"
 * "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (Player's name)!"
 * "Your actions have consequences, (Player's name)! I lost money on that transaction!"
 * "You're willing to pay extra just to shop at my store, (Player's name)? How flattering!"
 * "Oh, silly (Player's name)! Stop trying to catch up to me. I'll never give up first place!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "I wish I had your Midas touch, (Player's name)! For a princess, I have such bad luck..."
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Sweet dreams, (Player's name)... Tee hee! Now's my chance to trounce him/her!"
 * After player warps: "Look at how you zip around, (Player's name)! That's the only way to travel!"
 * "The selection of available shops has certainly dwindled!"
 * "Perhaps I should have purchased more shops when I had the chance. There's barely anything left now!"
 * "My chance at more shops has suddenly gone up in smoke! Unless I force a buyout, of course..."
 * "All sold out? Someone should have saved a shop for me!"
 * "You certainly know your way around this board, (Player's name)!"
 * "Ooh! Changing directions, (Player's name)? That's a tough call. Follow your heart!"
 * "This die isn't working properly! Someone fetch me a new one!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * After player gets a promotion: "You deserve a little fanfare with that promotion, (Player's name)! Da-da-da-dum dee-dee-dum!"
 * To Player buying her shop: "I'm sure you didn't mean to steal MY shop, (Player's name). You can give it back anytime!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again!"
 * Peach to Player: Don't think I'll go easy on you, (Player's name)! I plan on winning today!"
 * Daisy's response: "No way! I'm going to win this time! I mean, that goes without saying, right?"
 * To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
 * To Bowser: "I can't believe (Player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
 * Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
 * Mario to Player: Congrats, (Player's name)! You're a real hero, what with that promotion and all!"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, so you're a hero now? Perhaps I'll call on you next time I get kidnapped!"
 * (If the player's character is male) "I can't believe (Player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
 * Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
 * (If the player's character is female) "Bowser! Something must be done to stop (Player's name) from winning! I order you to kidnap her!"
 * Bowser's response: "Done and done, Princess Peach. I was already planning on it! Hey, (Player's name)! Wait up! I've gotta kidnap you!"
 * To Toad: "Toad, prepare a celebration - (Player's name) received a promotion!"
 * Toad's response: "Oh my! We'll need a pyrotechnic display! But where am I going to get fireworks at THIS hour?"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I know the perfect place for you to spend your salary - at my shop!"
 * Birdo's response: "You don't beat around the bush, do you, Peach? Hmph! A little pushy for my taste!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! I've been so bored without you to keep me company."
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Sorry to leave you all in the dust, but I have (target amount of money). Time to go win this game!"
 * Approaching victory: "Another victory for Peach! This game has gone exactly according to plan!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Headed for the finish line, (Player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"
 * Going bankrupt: "There must be a mistake! Princesses can't go bankrupt! It's a royal decree or something!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
 * "I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastic ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Who built this amazing castle? Whoever she is, I need to hire her as my new constructor!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Wah-hah! If I look down, I’m going to start crying! Who thought this would be a fun place to play?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Huh? HUH!? This place is kinda topsy-turvy. Hope I don’t get lost!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "This place fills me with such conflicting emotions! But how can I resist that catchy music?" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "This ship looks just like Mario! Not sure they got the nose quite right, though…" (Starship Mario)
 * "All the islanders seem happy and full of energy! The Shine Sprites have been doing their job." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I’m going to build a giant likeness of Princess Peach once I return to the Mushroom Kingdom!" (The Colossus)
 * "I'm...I'm not afraid of gh-ghosts! I just prefer non-haunted ships." (Ghost Ship)
 * "Remember, everybody: safety first! Make sure you buckle up!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Princess Peach's castle is pretty amazing, but THIS one... I mean, it can fly!!" (The Observatory)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Nice to see you (Player's name)! If there's anything you need, just let me know!"
 * "All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
 * "What number is it going to be!? I can barely stand the drama!"
 * "OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! It's my turn! I get to roll the die!"
 * "I've got a good feeling about this game… It’s Toad’s time to shine!"
 * "It's Toad's turn!"
 * "OK, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Hope I roll it!"
 * "Hmm... I never seem to land on any of my own shops. I bet Bowser cursed that die!"
 * "For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Wah-hah! The shop of my dreams is right over there! I need to formulate a plan..."
 * "Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
 * "Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
 * "I've only got one suit so far, but I’m not in a rush. You’ve got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!"
 * "How's everybody doing? I've got two suits, you know. That's a lot!"
 * "One suit to go! Happy hunting to the rest of you!"
 * "I've got all four suits! If only the bank was a bit closer..."
 * "I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I’ll be able to better defend Princess Peach!"
 * "I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
 * "I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!"
 * "I'd like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!"
 * "That's a scary-looking shop up ahead... What if I land there and no one comes to rescue me?"
 * "I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm..."
 * "Hooray! I have two shops in this district now. Not bad for a Toad!"
 * "That makes three for me! This place is starting to look like the Mushroom District!"
 * "I'd be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!"
 * "Ah! Pure bliss! I hope one day you all experience the happiness I'm feeling right now!"
 * "I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
 * "Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…"
 * "Everyone's having fun, right? Games are so much better when all of the participants are enjoying themselves."
 * "Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
 * "I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
 * "OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
 * "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
 * "Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
 * Taking a day off: “Perhaps I’ll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan…”
 * After taking a day off: *”I wish you hadn’t stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don’t want to be known for poor customer service!”
 * To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
 * To Player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
 * To Player: "There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (Player’s name), you’ll have to pay dearly!"
 * To Player: "You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
 * To Player: "Thanks for lining my pockets with gold, (Player's name). I owe you one!"
 * To Player: "Don't you realize your actions affect other players, (Player's name)? You must try to be considerate!"
 * "This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
 * "What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
 * "After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
 * "I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
 * "The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
 * "All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
 * "If you buy 10 or more stocks in one turn the stock price goes up! How brilliant!"
 * "I'm intimidated by the thought of purchasing stock. It seems like such a grown-up thing to do!"
 * "What good is it to have all of this stock if I can't invest in my shop?"
 * "Wah-hah! What's wrong with this silly die? It feels funny in my hands!"
 * "Prices sure are cheap today! I know a Goomba or two who'd love to shop here!"
 * "This shop is lovely! I would expect nothing less from the person in first place!"
 * After warping: "That's the only way to travel!"
 * After warping: "Wah-hah! My head is spinning! Remind me to walk next time."
 * After Player warps: "Wah-hah! I had a sneaking suspicion that's where you'd want to go, (Player's name)!"
 * After Player warps: "Excellent warping abilities, (Player's name)! You never cease to amaze me."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "I want to put this money to good use. Maybe I should build a playground in my favorite district!"
 * To Player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (Player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
 * To Player: "That's a wise move, (Player's name). No one will dare touch that shop of yours!"
 * To Player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (Player's name), so don't squander it!"
 * "You're snapping up shops left and right, (Player's name)! Maybe it's time for you to take a breather and let the rest of us buy some property..."
 * "I wish I was as skilled in the stock market as you are, (Player's name). You have a unique talent for making money!"
 * "I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Thank you, die! This is exactly where I wanted to land."
 * After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
 * After getting bought out: "I hope that shop is worth our friendship, (Player's name)!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "I wouldn't wish this venture card on my worst enemy!"
 * After getting Dancing Jewels: "Oh! Please come visit my shop, little Gumdrops. I'll leave some milk and cookies for you by the door!"
 * "Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
 * "Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
 * "What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where's Mario when you need him?"
 * After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"
 * Toad to player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! Receiving that promotion must do wonders for your self confidence!"
 * Mario's response: "Ha ha! Yep, I bet you feel pretty fantastic right about now, (Player's name)! And so you should!"
 * To Player: "Hey, (Player's name), you should take it easy on Princess Peach today... I bet she'd really like to win!"
 * Peach's response: "Don't hold back on my account, (Player's name)! I love a good challenge!"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! We should throw you a party to celebrate!"
 * Jessica's response: "Ooh, that's a nice idea! Maybe I should make some tea to bring along..."

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "No one can touch me on the baseball diamond. But today I’ll just be throwing die instead of fastballs!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Yeeowch! It’s hot as a furnace in here! What are you people thinking playing in a place like this!?" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "If we were really racing karts, you’d all be eating my dust by now! Whee hee, hee!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Whose bright idea was it to play on this topsy-turvy thingamajig? Get me outta here!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Is that supposed to be some kind of castle!? Whee hee! I didn’t know they could build ‘em so puny and pathetic." (Peach's Castle)
 * "One Yoshi is bad enough, but now there are a bunch of them! Hmm… I bet they’re up to something!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Mario and Luigi are always yapping about how amazing this place is… Meh! I’m not impressed." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "This castle is big, bulky, and has no sense of style whatsoever – just what I’d expect from Bowser!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Yuck! I think I just stepped on a slime. This place is infested with them." (Slimenia)
 * "Drat! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder! Go sit down, ya big galoot!" (The Colossus)
 * "I wanna get my hands on that flying train I’ve heard so much about! That’s the only way to travel!" (The Observatory)
 * "Underground ruins, hmm? Whee hee hee! The perfect place for a shady character like myself!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Who's tough enough to take down Waluigi? I'll give you a run for your money!"
 * "Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
 * "This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
 * To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (Player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
 * From Wario: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
 * To Male Player: "Think you can beat me, (Player's name)? You're a funny guy! Hee hee, heh heh!"
 * "I never would've noticed that shop of yours, (Player's name)...but it's on my radar now!"
 * "Enjoy your success while you can, (Player's name)! It's not gonna last long!"
 * "Why are being so nice, (Player's name)? Stop luring me into a false sense of security!"
 * "How dare you drive down that stock price, (Player's name)! I'm gonna sue you for fraud...or something!!"
 * After building an estate agency: "My time is too precious to waste it traipsing around this board buying up shops one by one!"
 * "Hey! I'm the only allowed to buy shops in that district! Gimme that shop right NOW!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh heh! Poor (Player's name) is all tuckered out. Have a nice nap!"
 * "What's wrong with this thing!? You'd better do what I tell you to, die!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * Going bankrupt:"I gotta say this is kind of a relief. I was sick of playing with you losers, anyway!"
 * "Luigi, (Player's name)... Is there anyone they DON'T let into this thing?"
 * Luigi's response: "Ha ha! You're one to talk, Waluigi! How did YOU get on the guest list?"
 * To Player: "Hey, are you manipulating stock for profit!? That's cheap! Cheap, I tell ya!"
 * Luigi's response: "It's called good strategy, Waluigi. You can learn a few things from that one!"
 * To Player: "Bet you think you're pretty tough now that you got a promotion, huh, (Player's name)?"
 * Wario's response: "Swing by my shop, (Player's name), and we'll see just how tough you are!"
 * To Wario: "No way, no way! Cheating baddie, go away! I can't let (Player's name) win today!"
 * Wario's response: "Waluigi, if you're just gonna stand there making up rhymes and blocking the way, no one is gonna win! So get a move on!"
 * To Player: "Do you really think you can beat the great Waluigi? Save yourself the effort and give up now, (Player's name)!"
 * Bianca's response: "Rubbish! You never know what folk might be capable of when they put their minds to it. Right, (Player's name)?"
 * To Player: "Look at all that beautiful money, (Player's name)! Bring it to my shop and we'll celebrate!"
 * Bianca's response: "I'd be wary of visitin' any of his shops if I was you, (Player's name)."
 * After player approaches victory: "I won't be defeated by the likes of you, (Player's name)! I'll drag us BOTH down if I have to!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Drat! If any of you breathes a word of my bankruptcy to my credit card company, I'll get you good!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * “I’m gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I’ll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
 * "The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a Black Jewel!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "If I turn that M upside down, this'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Nyah hah, hah, listen to my fans cheering me on! They want Wario to win this one, so let’s give ‘em what they want!!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Phew! It’s like a giant steam bath in here! I better not sweat off any weight… I need the calories to win!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Nyah hah hah! A race, huh? Eat my exhaust!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This planet would fetch a pretty penny on the open market. I’m gonna take it with me when I leave!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I’m on Mario’s turf now, so I guess I’m gonna have to show off my super moves! Prepare to be amazed, suckers." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Nyah! Is that treasure I smell? All I gotta do is win this game… Then I’m gonna find me some gold in these ruins!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
 * "Nyah! I bet there isn’t a single treasure on that whole stinkin’ island! Nothing but those quivering little blobs!" (Slimenia)
 * "Huh? Who cares about some legendary hero? The only legend you need to know about is the legend of WARIO!" (Alefgard)
 * "I’m supposed to change jobs here or something? Don’t go telling me what to do! Wario makes the rules around here!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "A flying train AND a flying castle? Hmmm… I think I’m gonna turn this place into an amusement park and rake in the cash!" (The Observatory)
 * "Ugh! That's one ugly statue. They shoulda asked ME to pose for it!" (The Colossus)
 * "This place sends shivers down my spine - in a good way! I like it!" (The Ghost Ship)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Don't worry, (Player's name)! You're not seeing things. It's me, Wario! And I'm here to bankrupt you! Nyah hah!"
 * "Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
 * "I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Feast your eyes on this, ya bunch of turkeys! Wario's up!"
 * "HURRRAAAGH! Gimme a good number!"
 * "ARGH! I gotta open up a suit shop right next to the bank. I could make millions!"
 * "Finally, it's my turn! I've been waiting so long that I shaved my mustache and grew another one in its place!"
 * "Ugh! Is the game OVER already? Wait, what? It's my turn!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?"
 * "Only one die, huh? Guess you wimps are too weak to handle TWO whole dice!"
 * "Watch out folks. I just scarfed down a bunch of garlic, and I'm not afraid to use these noxious fumes to my advantage!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! Check it out, losers. Wario's taking center stage!"
 * "Pick up the pace, slowpokes! All of this standing around and waiting is boring me to pieces!"
 * "Geh heh heh! Get ready to see a genius at work!"
 * "You're kinda lazy, die, lettin' everyone throw you around. Why don't you get a real job!?"
 * "I hope I don't crush this die in my superstrong hands! Gimme a good roll, guy!"
 * "Heh heh heh! You think I'm greedy? Yeah, well...I think gold is greedy for ME!"
 * "Listen up, losers! How 'bout you all tell me how great I am? Hah hah hah!"
 * "All I need is three more suits? Eh, this should be a piece of cake!"
 * "Heh heh! Almost time to collect my salary!"
 * "I want my money! Where's that stupid bank?"
 * "Heh heh. I'm proud to announce the first (board's name) branch of WarioWare, Inc.!"
 * "Ah, what a beautiful shop! One day you're gonna grow up big and strong, just like me."
 * "You wanna get a sneak peek at the district of the future? Check it out! This place is gonna be all Wario, all the time!"
 * "Not a bad-looking shop, huh? It takes after me!"
 * "YIKES! I gotta avoid that pricey shop up ahead. Or maybe it'll go bankrupt before I get there!"
 * "What's the deal with this cheap shop? You playing some kind of joke on me?"
 * "Look at the sad sack in last place! Glad I could help you out with this little charitable donation! Heh heh!"
 * "This shop belongs to the wimp in first place? Then I'm gonna cover it in graffiti! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! You fell right into my trap, (Player's name). Hope it didn't hurt too bad!"
 * "Two shops for me in this district! Now you LOSERS have twice as many chances to gimme your money!"
 * "I'm not greedy for shops in this district. I've just got really good taste! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Better not buy any shops in this district, people. I'm gonna make sure this whole place REEKS of garlic! Nyah hah!"
 * "This place smells like a combination of garlic and fear - delicious! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Meh heh heh! This district smells like success! I'm gonna get myself a piece of the action!!"
 * "Ahhhh! Money: the best thing in the entire universe! Even better than garlic!"
 * "Get a whiff, losers! That's the smell of SUCCESS!"
 * "Watch and learn, kiddos! Now, THAT'S how you earn money! Nyah hah hah!"
 * After getting Healie: "Get away from me, you wriggly little weirdo! Uh...wait a sec. Can I get one of those Suit Yourself cards before you go?"
 * "Thanks for turning my frown upside down, (Player's name)! Cheer me up some more!!"
 * "HEY! Do whatever you want, (Player's name), but leave my finances out of it!"
 * "Not bad, (Player's name)! Maybe I should make you my financial advisor!"
 * After player gets a bad venture card: "Too bad, (Player's name). I wouldn't wish that card on my worst enemy...who is currently YOU!"
 * "Why bother investing? I don't even have stock in this place!"
 * "Invest? Pshaw! Investing is for losers!"
 * "Let me invest! Who am I talking to, you ask? What's it matter!? JUST LET ME INVEST!"
 * "Aww... I never get to invest! My stock's gonna go bad before I can use it!"
 * "I think I'll be nice and let you trade shops with me! Am I a gentleman or what!?"
 * "Nyah hah hah! Like a moth to fortune! Gimme my cut!" (landing on a Boon square)
 * "If I put stars on all these squares, I could just sit around all day and still make money! Am I brilliant or what?" (landing on a Boon square)
 * "Why should (Player's name) get a cut of the action? He's just sitting there doing nothing!" (after player lands on a Boon square)
 * "Just a warning, (Player's name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you're gonna collect a few enemies!"
 * "Ah! Nothing feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
 * "Looks like there's hardly any shops to buy... Hey! Anything left is mine, got it!?"
 * "Any shops left? Sit tight, guys. Uncle Wario's coming to buy you up!"
 * "No more shops to buy. Guess that means I gotta start stealing 'em!"
 * "All the shops are gone! Which one of you suckers wants to sell me a shop for 1G? I'll even pay cash!"
 * "Aw, quit your whining! You can't be mad just 'cause I didn't want to see you dominate this district!" (after buying someone out)
 * "Hmm... I have a sudden urge to take over all of (Player's name)'s shops!"
 * "Hey, (Player's name)! You gonna share any of that good fortune with your best friend Wario?"
 * "Sneaky (Player's name)! That's a clever way to pad your bank account. You must've learned that move from ME!"
 * "Banks aren't so bad. They're chock-full of money! Hmm... Maybe I should buy the bank!" (after landing on bank)
 * "Don't get too comfy, (Player's name)! You have to leave that bank sooner or later. When you do, I'll be waiting!" (after player lands on bank)
 * "Blechhh! Your shop looks kinda gaudy now, (Player's name). Is that a velvet painting I see on the wall?"
 * "That's a lot of money, (Player's name). How 'bout you buy me dinner?"
 * "OK, I guess I could use a day off. Time to catch up on my beauty rest! Nyah hah hah! (after landing on a Take-a-break square)
 * "Hey! Don't visit my shop while I'm on break. I'm gonna charge you double next time!"
 * After building a home: "C'mon over sometime for my special five-course garlic dinner! I'll even make garlic ice cream for dessert!"
 * After landing on his home: "Gather 'round, losers! Make sure you bring your own food and drinks. I hate sharing!"
 * After player warps: "That's a lazy way to travel, (Player's name)! Ya gotta exercise if you want a body as flawless as mine!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "So I do all the work and (Player's name) gets a cut of the profits? Who thought up THAT rule!?"
 * "Have a nice nap time, (Player's name)! Try not to lose count of all those sheep!" (if the player lands on a Take-a-break square)
 * "Want a tax break, (Player's name)? Donate some of that to my new charity: ME!" (after the player gets a promotion)
 * "Jealous everyone? You should be! Wario's gettin' the special treatment over here!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
 * "Can't keep ahold of those gold coins, eh, (Player's name)? They're slippery little things! Nyah hah! (after a player loses money to an event)
 * "Huh? I can't seem to move very far. Maybe it's 'cause I ate that sandwich I found lying on the ground..." (after an event meaning players can only move one space)"
 * To Player: "Scared to be facing off against the great Wario (Player's name)? Yeah, I bet you're quaking in your boots!"
 * To Player buying out his shop: "ACK! You're a sneakly little schemer, (Player's name)! I'm gonna take that shop right back, so watch out!"
 * "I'm doing a big favor by stopping at your shop, (Player's name). And this is the thanks I get!?"
 * To Waluigi: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
 * To Player: "Excellent work, (Player's name)! Now just let me hang on to that money for you, and we'll both come out on top!"
 * Waluigi's response: "Don't listen to him, (Player's name)! Give ME your gold! I promise to keep a close eye on it!"
 * To Player: "Move over, losers! It's me, Wario!"
 * Mario's response: "What? Oh no! That's my line! It's ME, Mario!"
 * Wario to Player: "Hey hey! Ya finally got that promotion! Thanks to my great advice, no doubt!"
 * Mario's response: "Since when have YOU been giving (Player's name) advice, Wario?"
 * "Bwah hah hah! This is gonna be a breeze. I could beat you in my sleep, Donkey Kong! And you too, (Player's name)!
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Oook ook oooook! (I'm not gonna lose to a meanie like him!)"
 * To Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! Give me your money, and I promise I'll triple it for you! I'm practically a certified financial advisor!"
 * Donkey Kong's response: "Ook! Ooook oooooook! (Don't listen to Wario, (Player's name)! He's a bad man!)"
 * Approaching victory: "Who's got two thumbs and is gonna go home rich? THIS GUY!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Better watch out for Bob-ombs, (Player's name)! I'd hate for anything to happen to you on your way to the bank!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Later losers! I'm gonna go find another way to strike it rich!"
 * Going bankrupt: "There's no WAY I'm gonna let myself go bankrupt. I quit this game! Hah! Who's bankrupt now?"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...) (Starship Mario)
 * ”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach’s Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Watch out for my fastball, everyone! It’ll knock your socks off!)" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!? (Yummy! A castle! Do you think it’s full of delicious food!?)" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi… (Whew! This place is hot! I sure could use a nice, cool lemonade…)" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Yoshi… Yoshi! (I’m kind of hungry… Maybe I’ll find some tasty pieces of fruit in those green pipes!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is my big chance to stir up trouble in Bowser’s Castle)" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi? (Even if I win, how am I ever going to get out of this place?)" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Those slimes look like yummy pieces of candy. I’ll try not to eat any!)" (Slimenia)
 * "Yoshi… Yoshi! Yoshi! (I wouldn’t mind a new job… as long as it involves eating! Yum!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I like this town! There are tropical treats on every corner!)" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi. (Can someone get that big guy a chair? He must be tired of all that standing.)" (The Colossus)
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (How did I get so high up in the sky? What a feeling!)" (The Observatory)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It’s me, Yoshi! We’re going to have so much fun today!)"
 * "Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (For a second, I thought this die was a big Yoshi Egg!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (Maybe THIS roll will help me win!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (This is gonna be a good roll! I can feel it!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Anyone need a ride? I'm headed that-a-way!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (My turn! My turn!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yooooooshi! (Here goes nothing! Yooooooshi!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I want my shops to thrive. Time to get on top of that!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi! (Maybe I should expand my shop... I want it to be bigger than Dinosaur Land!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Gulp! I think I'm in trouble!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi... (Ugh! Last place? I just lost my appetite...)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi! (Gulp! I'm in last place? Time to put my nose to the grindstone...)"
 * "Yoshi Yoooshi! (Let's see what you've got, die!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (If only my friends on Yoshi's Island could see me now!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do I really have only one suit? I think I need a few more!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Two suits for Yoshi! Not enough for a promotion, though, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshiii. (So close to the bank, but sooooo far away.)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's almost time for my big promotion! I'll need some cookies to celebrate!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (I've got all four suits, so it's off to the bank with me! Go, go, go!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Did everyone just see that? I bought a shop!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (What do you think of my new shop? Not too shabby!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Another shop! Is this talent or just pure luck?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I need more than two shops in this district. I want them all!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (These two shops will be the best of friends! What a happy little district!)"
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (Player's name)?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi? (Not much left in the way of shops, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'd better get on the shop-buying bandwagon. Pickings are slim!)"
 * "Yoshi... Yoshi. (There aren't many shops left to buy... That makes me sad.)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi? (Happy day! Happy day! Hey, aren't you all happy for me?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry, but I just had to buy this stock! Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes!)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi... (No stock? No invest! Seems like a simple rule...)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I bet you're really rich now, (Player's name)! I want to be rich too!)"
 * To Player: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bunch, (Player's name)! I owe you one!)"
 * To Player: "Yoshiii! Yoshi Yoshi! (So much gold, (Player's name)! I'm absolutely green with envy!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (What a treat! You're so generous, (Player's name)!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're one to watch (Player's name)!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi. (That's the saddest thing I've ever seen, (Player's name).)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Can I get a new die? I think this one is broken!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (I don't mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! ...Yoshi (Ouch! My wallet is on fire! ...In a good way of course.)"
 * After landing on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
 * After Player lands on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Right on the dot, (Player's name)! You should get a prize for landing there!)"
 * After warping: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Oof! That made my head spin...)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I wish I could share my lucky luck with you all!)"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh boy! I hope everyone spends big!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Good job, (Player's name)! When you're lucky, you're REALLY lucky!)"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I'm glad you get a chance to earn extra money, (Player's name)!)"
 * After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi... (Warping like that always gives me motion sickness, (Player's name)...)"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
 * After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Ouch! I really treasured that shop, (Player's name)...)"
 * After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Ouch! How could you betray me like that (Player's name)?)"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Some people complain about having to take a day off. Not me!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Those 40 winks did me a world of good!)"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (It's about time (Player's name) got some rest and relaxation. He's/She's a hard worker!)"
 * To player while in first place: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do you want first place (Player's name)? Well, come and get me!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Lucky (Player's name)! My shop is closed today!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi? (Are you trying to put a frown on my face, (Player's name)?)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (That was a nice nap and all, but I think I missed out on a big sale!)"
 * "Yoshi Yoshi... (I'm in too good a mood to do any REAL work...)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
 * To Player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Did you just feed your shop a Super Mushroom, (Player's name)?"
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (Player's name)...)"
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Hey, (Player's name)! Isn't this the most fun game ever?)"
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Nice job on that promotion, (Player's name)! Here, have some cookies to celebrate!)"
 * Mario's response: "Why no cookies for Mario? Can't I have just one?"
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (What an amazing promotion (Player's name)! I'm jealous!)"
 * Luigi's response: "Congratulations, (Player's name). But Yoshi and I are still going to give you a run for your money!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Yoshi? Yoshiii! (Headed for the finish line, (Player's name)? The game's not over yet!)"
 * Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Unhappy day! My wallet is completely empty...)"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
 * "I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
 * "Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
 * "Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (Player's name)!"
 * "If there is person here to engage with me to train, I am pleased. Muscles on my body desire more movement."
 * "If only spotted cube is little more heavy, I believe this game makes us good training."
 * "Is there no fighting tournament in nearby places? I desire to test my strength when opportunity does present."
 * "I sense the great strength from all participants. Excitement is growing inside of me!"
 * "Not all things are clear for me but still I persevere for success."
 * "Attention, all participants! If you will make any blunders, you will pay!"
 * "YARGH! Fly, spotted cube!"
 * "Now I will not hold back!"
 * "I feel great fever for to start new adventure."
 * "Even in game, only victory is important!"
 * "Where to stop in next move...? Let us see!"
 * "I am at all moments prepared! Take on me if you dare!"
 * "Ha ha ha! I like to see your faces when I crush with devastating forced buyout strategy!"
 * "Ha ha. Soon is time to demonstrate Tsarevna's true potentials!"
 * "Each contestant exhibits great determination. But victory belongs only in Tsarevna's hands!"
 * "I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
 * "For what is this switch? I am interested to ponder reason."
 * "Raz! Already have one suit! I travel onwards without pause."
 * "Dva! This is half the way to goal. I wonder, is there no shortcutting?"
 * "Tri! Now I have every suit except one! I must accelerate ahead!"
 * "Subsequent level is in field of vision. I must make urgent sprint for bank."
 * "Next level is so close that it already gives me great excitement."
 * "Subsequent level is soon to arrive. I impatiently await!"
 * "Observe! Shop is every time stronger, just as its owner!"
 * "Oy! I stumble over threshold of shop from winning contestant! I make beginner's mistake."
 * "Yoy! Remaining shops for purchase are of low abundance. I must to speed up with pace."
 * "Now number of purchasable shops dwindles, we must to fight until last to determine who is owner!"
 * "Ha ha ha! I pray to Goddess for many more such lucks!"
 * "Oy-yoy-yoy! Not one remaining shop for purchase!"
 * "No further shops to be purchased? The true battle does now commence."
 * "Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
 * "It is hard era for you now, but with gold you rise from trouble and make new challenge."
 * After landing on Boon square: "Ha ha ha! Please, all contestants, make many expenditures now!"
 * After warping: "It is very convenient to have ability to travel to everywhere. It is just like the spell Zoom."
 * After warping: "I never enjoy such phenomena. Fu, I feel little bit nausea."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Each recreational day is to me opportunity for many trainings."
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Is it vacational day? Ay-yay-yay! I did plan to buy much new equipments here."
 * "After entire day of training, I have feeling of great power. I am prepared well for onward play."
 * "I have great feeling of great energy in body after repose... oy! Some customer did come here?"
 * "Fu, money this small buys very little."
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "I cannot just rip up this card and not pay?"
 * "This becomes very big building. Now it is something worth destroyal! Ah? Destroyal is not permitted!?"
 * To Player: "To do such thing takes away excitement element of game, do you not agree, (Player's Name)?"
 * To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's Name). You become little bit lowing, no?
 * To Player: "Such action is very bad, (Player's Name). You come again on vacational day, and you pay price!"
 * To Player: "You like bank, (Player's Name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
 * To Player: "You have such great luck, (Player's Name). I wish to have the same!"
 * To Player: "Perhaps we challenge together later when game is finish? I sense a kind of aura from you, (Player's name)."
 * To Player: "I am regretful to say that I cannot permit you to take top position, (Player's name)."
 * To Player: "Your shop demands great money, (Player's name)."
 * To Female Player: "I did never have great number of female comrades, so it is very pleasing to meet you, (Player's Name)."
 * When landing on a cheap shop: "This is extremely little money shop. I buy much supplies here."
 * When landing on a cheap shop: "Little money shops like this help the purse. Perhaps I return again one time."
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "Oy, oy! This shop costs like a bomb, no? Surely this is not usual?"
 * After landing on Bank: "My heart is pleased by opportunity for choice of direction, but to be in bank is uncomfortable feeling."
 * After player lands on Bank: "You like bank, (Player's name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
 * After player warps: "This warp method of travel gives me feeling of seasickness. Does it not trouble you also, (Player's name)?"
 * After buying someone out: "Now I hit in critical way!"
 * After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I promise you regret when I take shop back."
 * "I observe you are very calculated person, (Player's name)."
 * To Player: "Now we do battle for victory, (Player's Name)! There is no lenience here. You must prepare yourself!"
 * Princessa's response: "Um, I say Miss Alena... You do realize this isn't some kind of fighting tournament, don't you?"
 * To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). Remember: you must not frivolously spend. ...Although you are always welcome in my establishment!"
 * To Player: "An increase in levels, (Player's name)! Then soon you are ready for to challenge Tsarevna!?"
 * Princessa's response: "Wait just a moment! I trust you're referring to a challenge within the game and not actual fisticuffs?"
 * To Player: "You succeed very well, (Player's name). Perhaps now I must to stop you with sheered force!"
 * Princessa's response: "You cannot possibly use force! No, what you need to use is...magic! Te he!"
 * To Platypunk: "You there, Platypunk! I must to warn you against obstruction of (Player's name) or you have Tsarevna to answer with!"
 * Platypunk's response: "Then maybe I'll just save all my doity tricks for you, huh, doll?"
 * (If the player's character is male) "This (Player's name) opponent displays some formidable strengths. It gives me some troubles."
 * Kiryl's response: "I mind that you feel certain attraction to such character, Tsarevna."
 * To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). Now there is little more confidence in you."
 * Kiryl's response: "I also congratulate to you. But you must not to go around kicking walls now just because you have feeling of power."
 * To Player: "I challenge you to take on me, (Player's name)! But I must to warn you that Tsarevna does not be defeated."
 * Carver's response: "A-ha! I wouldn't mind a piece of that action!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (Player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"
 * Going Bankrupt: "No! I cannot be accepting that the Tsarevna is bankrupt!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I refuse acceptance that Tsarevna Alena can be bankrupt!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Everyone keep a firm grip of your die! The accursed King of this castle likes to make surprise appearances... and he's ugly as sin!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "The great thief, Robbin' Hood, eh? Well if stealing's a sin, then I'm guilty as charged. I have stolen a fair few hearts in my time!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "I've got no interest in being a hero. I've got far too much charm to be tied down to that line of work." (Alefgard)
 * "Is this muddle of streets some kind of a joke? How's a man about town supposed to get about town like this?" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Hm? Don't I get hot in this outfit? ...I am hot in this outfit. But it's only my admirers who feel the heat!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "That is one huge monument... I suppose that's who they worship around here, is it? I don't envy them. It's altogether unholy, if you ask me." (The Colossus)

General Quotes

 * To Male Player: "You're (Player's name)? I'm Angelo. May the best man win!"
 * "We owe it to ourselves to make the most of this affair. Let's make it something to remember."
 * "We don't play games. Games play us. Personally, I just enjoy being along for the ride."
 * "I can't be the only one making an effort here, you know. It takes at least two to tango!"
 * "Come on now, Lady Luck. Give me what I want. For old time's sake!"
 * "There's not a woman in the land who doesn't want me... to win! So you see, I really can't lose this game."
 * "Thinking things through too much gets you nowhere. You need to act on impulse!"
 * "Let's see... Where shall I land next? Ah-ha, yes, there! That's the spot!"
 * "Perfect. My turn as last."
 * "Living entirely at the mercy of chance...In the delicate hands of the goddess... Just the way I like it!"
 * "Gather round, everyone. You might learn a trick or two."
 * "A truly skilled player doesn't care what number the die turns up. That doesn't change a thing."
 * "It's all about knowing how to have fun. The real winners are the ones who most enjoy the chase."
 * "I don't like turning things down, but that shop's just a little too pricey for me, I'll make my excuses, I think."
 * "You need to show a certain pizzazz when you throw the die. Give the ladies something to look at."
 * "That's one suit. Now on to the next. No sense in hanging around once you've got what you came for."
 * "Finally, half of the suits. Now I just need to find a way to bag the other half without doing too much legwork..."
 * "That's three suits. Playing by the book certainly takes time!"
 * "It looks like I'm about to reach a whole new level of charm, wit, and intelligence. I'd better make sure I look suitably suave."
 * "Right, time to get back. I'll be at the bank quicker than a girl would say, 'I do!' Not that I'm a suitor. I just have all the suits."
 * "Looks like there's not much on the market now. We'll be fighting over what's left. Still, I like it when things get rough."
 * "Almost all of the shops are spoken for. I'm not used to feeding off scraps, but I'll make an exception in this case."
 * "So that's the last of the shops bought up. Well, we'll just have to see how things pan out, then."
 * "This is when things start to get interesting, now all the shops have been sold."
 * "That's the way I like it! Upwards all the way! I need more shops that live up to my level of class like this."
 * "Alright, let's get down to business. The fastest players get the fairest maidens."
 * "Alright, I'm getting out my cash! Lady Luck is a fickle maiden..."
 * "Lining the pockets of the already filthy rich isn't my idea of fun."
 * "Urgh! What's going on? Everything looks like it's swaying..."
 * "Banks have a wealth of valuable assets. I wonder if there are any attractive clerks at this one."
 * "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?
 * "Dear Goddess, this place is really low budget. Fits your image like a glove (Player's name)."
 * "This shop's pretty reasonable. I might even come here again if the mood takes me."
 * "No shop is too expensive for me. I'll buy anything, whatever the price!"
 * "There's no sense in blindly putting more capital into your shops for the sake of it, is there?"
 * "No, that's too much! ...Watch it, you've managed to upset me now!"
 * "The prices here are pretty steep. Even I'm starting to sweat."
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you (Player's name)?... I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."
 * "Something's not right here. I appear to be losing..."
 * "This has to be some sort of bad dream! I can't lose! It's not in my nature!"
 * After landing on Boon square: "Don't be fooled. I'm not lucky. I'm a lucky charm. Luck just wants to leech off me."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "So, let's see what Lady Luck can do!"
 * After warping: "I'm all for the easy life. And it doesn't get much easier than this."
 * After warping: "There really ought to be more places like this. It's the only way to travel."
 * After the player warps: "Now you're turning your attention to that district, (Player's name)? You're as much of a pleasure seeker as me!"
 * After the player lands on the bank: "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
 * After buying out a shop: "That was just too juicy a catch for me to pass up."
 * After getting bought out: "Well, well. So you're coming after me, are you, (Player's name)?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "The doors close just as things were about to get interesting? Even Lady Luck feels threatened by my prowess!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Cards are naturally attracted to those who can handle them best."
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Healslimes are dealing in suits now? So monsterkind's realized it can't get by just attacking us mortals alone, then..."
 * "What, no interest in my wares? I know they weren't on offer, but still..."
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should learn to enjoy your leisure time. Working every day of the week is a sin...I believe."
 * "Well, well! Closed for business! What a shame!"
 * "Sorry, (Player's name), but you do know I'm going to thrash you, don't you?"
 * "You're a shrewd player. I wouldn't mind a piece of your luck, my friend."
 * "I knew I'd pay for it the moment I invested in you, (Player's name)!"
 * "You've upped your level just by turning over a card? You've got all the hallmarks of a truly great card player, (Player's name)."
 * To Player: Congratulations on reaching the next level! It makes you even more of a catch!"
 * To Player: I'll take the most valuable item in this shop without so much as a letter to my bank manager. ... That's right. A single smile from you, (Player's Name)!
 * To Player: "I confess to being a little jealous. You care more about your shop than you do about me."
 * To Player: "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No, I think I'll widen the gap first."
 * To Player: "We'll celebrate your achievement at one of my shops (Player's name)! You'll come, of course?"
 * To Female Player: So you're coming after me, (female player's name)? Well, maybe I'll come after you then. You can't resist my charms for long..."
 * To Female Player: I intend to repay you in full... With a generous dose of my affection! What do you say, (Female Player's Name)?
 * Going bankrupt: "That's my lot. I thought it was about time I gave the rest of you a chance."
 * Angelo to player: "Jessica and (female player's name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
 * Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
 * Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (Player's name)!"
 * Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (Player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
 * To Female Player: "Your beauty is promoted every time I look at you. You dazzle us all with your radiance!"
 * Yangus' response: "Wot ARE you wibblin' about, eh? She only got a couple of gold coins, that's all! It ain't that shiny!"
 * Angelo to player: "A very impressive show, (Player's name). But wouldn't you like to double your money? What if I were to tell you of a-"
 * Kiryl's response: "You must to cease from the gambles, Angelo. The Goddess is angered by such deeds."
 * Angelo to Kiryl: "Did you hear that, Kiryl? The call of the Goddess, bidding us to strike down (Player's name)?"
 * Kiryl's response: "Very well, I must to use spell that... Wait! Do you truly hear voice of Goddess, Angelo?"
 * Going bankrupt: "I never usually miss my marks. I'm not quite sure how this has happened."

Area Specific Quotes

 * "What a gorgeous island! I wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "This is where we found the Circle of Fire. Fancy wanderin' about this place on my own!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What if that was the entrance to another world or somethin'? As if, eh!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "There are dragons here, eh? Still, I'm sure they're a friendly enough bunch." (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Well, I wonder what this place is all about! It gets me all fired up, that's for sure." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Do we really have to do this here? I en't too keen on the dark and I def'nitely dun't like them ghosties." (Ghost Ship)
 * "A castle flyin' in the sky, eh? Brings back some memories!" (The Observatory)
 * "This place is a bit special, eh? I've bin livin' so long in the mountains now that I dun't know what to do with meself." (Castle Trodain)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "I'm Bianca Whitaker, born and bred in Roundbeck. Here's to a good game today, (Player's name)!"
 * "My turn again already, eh? Comes 'round quick, dun'it?"
 * "Hmm...hmm...let's see... Huh? I look funny when I'm thinkin', do I?"
 * "I wonder how many years it's bin now, since I last had time to play like this."
 * "When I think of all the money at stake... Yikes! Still, it dun't do to get all fuzzy about it."
 * "Ha ha! Any idea what I've got up my sleeve next?"
 * "Hmm, it's a tricky one. What would you do if you was me?"
 * "This reminds me of board games I used to play as a kid!"
 * "Would've bin nice if just the two of us could've played, eh? Ha ha, only jokin'!"
 * "Keep your fingers crossed for a good roll!"
 * "Come on, come on...let's have a good'un!"
 * "You dun't need to make no allowances for me, d'you hear?"
 * "A switch? I en't plannin' on steppin' on that thing! I wonder what would happen..."
 * "So I have to collect four of these, right? Sounds like this could be a fun journey!"
 * "That's half of my suits collected. Wonder how far I've come."
 * "Only one more of them suits to go now. Ha ha! This is fun. Bit like treasure-huntin'."
 * "Right! Looks like I've got all I need here. Time to take this to the next level then."
 * "Right then, that's all them suits collected. Now where's the bank? I dun't s'pose you know a shortcut?"
 * "Not long till the next level now. One step at a time, eh? We've come a long way."
 * "Crikey! Is that all the shops there is? I'd best get crackin'."
 * "I wonder if I can get my hands on another shop. I s'pose I can only try my best."
 * "So all the shops have bin sold, eh? I s'pose the battle starts here then."
 * "That's the end of the shop-buyin' then. Time to think strategy."
 * "It's good that this place is cheap. No one wants to spend a fortune on their day-to-day shoppin'."
 * "I wonder what happens when you're rich and yet useless with money..."
 * "Yikes, that hurt! I reckon that's the biggest sum of money I've ever doled out in my whole life!"
 * "So you can get freebies without doin' nothin'. Feels a bit cheeky somehow."
 * "See how fancy my place looks now! And I en't plannin' on stoppin' at that neither."
 * "Sometimes I just feel like pushin' on ahead, rather than fiddlin' about with capital increases and the like."
 * "I wonder if there's anythin' I left undone. Now I have to think good and hard about whether to go forwards or back."
 * To Player: "There en't nothin' to worry about here, (Player's name). This littl'un dun't have a bad bone in his body."
 * Slime's response: "Yay! Thanks, Bianca! You're an unslurpassed judge of character! I'm not a bad slime, am I?"
 * "Hmph. That was a bit jammy, weren't it? How do I get lucky like that, eh, (Player's name)?"
 * "Hey, looks like I pocketed a bit there too. Cheers, (Player's name)!"
 * "Nice one, (Player's name)! No matter how many times you go on to the next level, it still feels good, eh?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "I dun't often find meself in a bank. Hmm...never knew they looked like this inside."
 * After player lands on the Bank: "It en't that easy landin' yourself at the bank exactly, eh? I reckon it's a good omen, (Player's name)!"
 * "I know it's in the rules and everythin', but it still seems a bit sneaky makin' money off stocks like that."
 * After player builds a tax office: "I was thinkin' that you'd turn that place into a tax office. You seem to have your head screwed on and everythin', (Player's name)."
 * After getting Healie: "Aah, what a lovely monster he is. Now please get that suit I need, Healie!"
 * After getting Dancing Jewels: "I bet Nera's got plenty of treasure like this. Eh? Do I get a piece of the action too?"
 * After warping: "Ugh. When you're not used to somethin' like this, it dun't half make you dizzy."
 * "Brill! This is just where I wanted to be. This warpin' around lark is ever so convenient, eh?"
 * After player warps: "Hey, are you alright? You're not feelin' icky or nothin'?"
 * "I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
 * "You must be pleased, (Player's name). It's no mean feat, ownin' three shops in one district like that."
 * To Player: "No one likes havin' their shops nabbed, eh? I reckon you done the right thing, (Player's name)."
 * To Player buying out her shop: "Charmin'! I never expected to be handin' over a shop to you in these circumstances, (Player's name)."
 * After player approaches victory: "I dun't believe it! You've reached the target! I'm a bit disappointed for meself, but I had a feelin' you'd do it, (Player's name)."
 * Going bankrupt: "So I'm not cut out for this after all..."
 * Going bankrupt: "I dun't mind losin' so much, but I at least hoped I'd make it to the end."

Area Specific Quotes

 * "What, are you guys all scared or somethin'? Tsk! Just stay behind me and you'll be alright." (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Sorry guys. You're Kiddin' yourselves if ya think you can beat me!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "What!? An island full of slimes!? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes!" (Slimenia)
 * "Whoa, this place is bit hard on the eyes, eh? But it sure gets the blood pumpin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Let's have a look here... How's this been thrown together, then? I bet there was a real ace carpenter at work when this was put up." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Heh heh heh! You wanna see how a real man hits the ball? Step aside, kids!" (Mario Stadium)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Hiya, I'm Carver. I'm what you might call a trav'ling grappler! This should be fun, eh?"
 * "I've gotta keep movin'. Can't stand still too long, else I start to feel my muscles wastin'!"
 * "Right, I've made up my mind! Next move, that there's the square I'm gonna land on."
 * "Heh heh heh! There. That's the spot I'm aimin' at now... Come on, die! Hee-yah!"
 * "Hold on to your hats, fellas! I'm gonna knock this die for six!"
 * "Here goes nothin'! Huuurgh!"
 * "When I want somethin', I get it! Get it?"
 * "No point beatin' around the bush... Let's roll!"
 * "I'm starvin'! Ain't there any decent places to get some chuck around here?"
 * "Heh heh! I can just imagine the look that's gonna be on your faces when I swoop in and buy your shops out from under ya!"
 * "Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
 * "Huh? My turn? ...Alright then! Stand back!"
 * "Right, where to now then?"
 * "Heh heh! Suit number one. I'm right on track!"
 * "Suit number two at last! Let's keep rollin', fellas!"
 * "Oh, what!? I still need one more suit!? Come on! This is gettin' to be a real drag!"
 * "Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that’s even possible, right?"
 * "I get a nervous twitch whenever I'm on the verge of gettin' tougher. My muscles are just so tightly flexed, ya know?"
 * "Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?"
 * "Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren’t any shops left at all now!"
 * "Pretty much all the shops have been snapped up already. But the ones that are left have got my name written all over them! Heh heh!"
 * "Oh, what!? There's no more shops free!"
 * "Heh heh! When my shops get bigger, my muscles get stronger! At least, it feels that way."
 * "Expanding your shops is all about timin'. Just like in a fight. You gotta duck and dive and wait for your openin' ya know."
 * "Easy, (Player's name)! If you tie up all your cash in your shops, you won't have any left over for spendin'!"
 * "That's pretty cunnin'... I like it! Maybe I should learn to rely on brains a bit more over brawn, eh? ...Nah! That'd be dumb!"
 * "Sorry, guys, but I just ain't the losin' kind, ya know? This game's all mine!"
 * After buying someone out: "Heh heh. How's that for a Knuckle Sandwich!?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I ain't the kinda guy who needs to rely on luck, but I also ain't the kinda guy to turn down some free cash!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! OK, folks! Time for you all to go on a spendin' spree! Don't hold back!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I always spend my days off pumpin' iron. And time flies when you're havin' fun!"
 * After landing on Bank: "This bank's startin' to show its age, ya know. Time to knock it down and rebuild, if you ask me."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That's a stroke of luck! But I'm aimin' for bigger and better than this!"
 * "Heh heh. Next time ya can all dig a little deeper, too!"
 * "Huh. Yeah, well... Ain't no sweet payin' that kind of money. Here. Go nuts!"
 * "Aaaah... I'm exhausted! Reckon I must've done too much restin' or somethin'..."
 * After player warps: "Whoa! Unbelievable! You just flew, (Player's name)!"
 * After player warps: "Hmmm, so that's your move, eh? Guess I can't afford to it back and relax just yet..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You've got some guts tryin' to rip someone with my muscle off, pal!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That is seriously below the belt!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You don't pull your punches, do ya, (Player's name)?"
 * After building a home: "Sometimes ya just need a place where you can go ape, right?"
 * "That's not gonna hurt someone like you, right, (Player's name)? It's barely a scratch, eh?"
 * "Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when you need to!"
 * "Heh heh heh! I know what you're thinkin'. 'I wish that Carver'd slow down and give the rest of us a chance!'"
 * "A tough guy like me owes it to the weak and needy to give 'em a helpin' hand sometimes."
 * "Giving the winnin' player a leg-up's a bit of a dig in the ribs."
 * "Hah! A puny little bill like that couldn't hurt a fly, let alone me!"
 * "Thanks, (Player's name)! Keep it comin', OK?"
 * "Right, I'll go left next then, right? ...No, left. I mean right! Er... Anyone wanna help me out here? I'm left feelin' kinda stuck."
 * To Player: "Huuurgh! Let's do this, (Player's name)! Time to get my muscles rippling! Yaaaaaargh!"
 * Stella's response: "Talk about a lot of hot air! Let's see how you're holding up by the final bell, eh, hulk?"
 * To Player: "A promotion at last, huh, (Player's name)? Keep that up, and you might just catch up with me!"
 * Alena's response: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). But you must forget the Carver. Tsarevna is true worthy object for your ambition."
 * To Player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, pal! I'll put on a big spread at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast."
 * To Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! You're not thinking of a runaway victory, are ya? I mean, running away before we've had a chance to get physical!"
 * Alena's response: "Carver is correct! We must fight directly on you, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player buying out his shop: "Huh? Hey! What d'ya think you're doin', (Player's name)!? I'll make you pay for this, you mark my words!"
 * After approaching victory: "Heh heh! Sorry, guys, but there's only one place I'm headin' now!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (Player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? Me!? But what about the old Carver comeback!?"
 * Going bankrupt: "Argh! I knew I shouldn't have given you guys such a big head start!"

Dancing Jewels

 * "OooOOH! GooDy GOODY! GumDrOps is heRE! SHop tiLL you GUMDrop, 'tIS whAT I SAy!"
 * "TINg-a-LinG-A-LiiNG! HeLLOOoO! 'TIS I, GumdROps, JusT gUm-DroPING in TO bUY a few tHIngS!"
 * "DiamONds, rUBies, eMERalds, peARLs... I LOve to THrOooOW my weaLTH abOUT! GOld for ALL tO sharE!"
 * "JIngly-jANGle! WHo waNTS a GEM!? pUT yoUR HaNds in the Air!"
 * "AaAaAHHHhH! WheN OH whEn wILL it BE mY turN AGain!? ...Hm!? NOW!? Ooh, GOODy! SpEND, speND, SPenD!"
 * "GOld aND sILver, shiNY anD SPArkly! Ah-HAaah! 'TIS shopPPPping tIME agAIN!"
 * "A wasTE Of CAsh, oh HAppy DAY! GoLD down thE DRain, jangLing aLL the waY! Don'T YOu feeL gooD NOw? I DO!"
 * "I DAnCe and taP, I spiN, I cLap, anD All wHo watCH gET diZzy anD THAT is WhAt maKEs mE A goooOOOdyBAG!"
 * "A spARkliNG arRay of SHops, a daZZliNG linE-up Of dEAlers... 'TiS a GOoodybaG thinG I CAme toDAY!"
 * "YiPPeeEEe! 'Tis A NIce, niCE prICE! My BAG anD SouL fEeL LIGht aS goLD LEaf!"
 * "WHat!? NO goLD!? BOOOooOring!"
 * "FrivOLous waLLet, peaCEfUL hEArt! ...Hm? Of COURse we MOnsTERs haVe HearTs, yOU DUll stONE!"
 * "HE he heee! A frivolOUS sPeNd! But I WaNt to SPEnd MORe morE MOoooORE!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "What is that!? Such a monstrous iron mass! Such a crass device in a trice I must have for my underlings" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Be that it may in times of yore, for sure Alefgard makes my blood boil more still than any other realm!" (Alefgard)
 * "Change vocation, thou sayest? Arrest thy dim-witted twittering! I am Lord of Dragons! There is no position mightier than mine!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "I bid a hex on that hideous abomination! Those pastel tones demand atonement! Castles ought to be sinister, like that o'er which I minister!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "Thou wouldst assault me from on high? Try, if thou darest! I'll best thee and then thou shalt cower neath my towering might!" (The Observatory)
 * "Hmph! Ne'er have I rode such a mode of transport! It ought not be, 'less it be modelled on me!" (Starship Mario)"

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Dost thou wit who thy rival be? Devilish deliverer! Lord of lords! Lord of Dragons!"
 * "Thou wouldst defraud the Lord of Dragons, rapscallion?"
 * "This game is lame; its pace is a disgrace! All should let I wield the die in your place!"
 * "You! You diminutive minions! Now to serve you what you deserve!"
 * "Hwah ha hah! Behold! Behold as I attain still loftier heights than you mere mites!"
 * "Ah ha ha hah! Mwah ha ha ha haaah! ...Ahem! My turn, is it?"
 * "Lo! The wise know which moves to make and which to forsake!"
 * "A forced buyout at quinary price? Such a device I must utilize in a trice!"
 * "A rare gift I give to you, to live through history in the making!"
 * "Mine eye, die, doth see thine eyes, no higher than I do desire, no less than I request! Now, decide thy side! Fulfill my will!"
 * "You covet mere trifles, you stifled fools! The Dragonlord shall open your eyes to true enterprise!"
 * "Ah ha ha hah! Dread! Doth dread yet tread o'er your hearts!?"
 * "With this one cast, your last cometh fast!"
 * "When I, Lord of Dragons, let fly this die, it bendeth to my every will."
 * "Who dares thwart my affairs? Move aside or abide the consequences!"
 * "Bow out now, whilst still you may! Or pray, fools, for this is my day!"
 * "Bestow the die unto me forthwith! A wizard does not wait!"
 * "The throne is for I alone! No other face must grace first place!"
 * "Wah ha ha hah! With every turn, for sure, I assure my victory more!"
 * "Be steeped in eternal, infernal regret for daring to oppose me in this clash of cash! Wah ha ha hah!"
 * "A triplet of suits more? For sure, no easier task could you ask of me!"
 * "What lavish shop is this before mine eyes? Be vanished, be banished, o, epitome of gluttony!"
 * "This suit gathering chore is a bore I abhor. Before the glory of my grand designs its import is naught, verily!"
 * "Suits twain again? A painlessly simple task!"
 * "Hmmmm. I have yet in my net a quartet of suits. No need for to speed yonder."
 * "The wax of my level is the wane of this game, the herald of pain and of bane!"
 * "One shop alone a throne ne'er maketh! I shall rule this district forthwith and forthright!"
 * "Hmm, better... A go-getter fettered by a paltry shop is something I shall not abide!"
 * "Wah ha ha hah! Perplexed? Vexed by my confusing ruse? I shall increase my capital all in good time!"
 * "Few shops remain in dwindling number, such has been your gluttonous hunger!"
 * "How the rabble scrabble as shop numbers dwindle! But I alone shall invest in the rest. Petty peddlers, meddle at your peril!"
 * "All those shops sold for cash in a flash! Such is this greedy, needy world!"
 * "Hoggish mob! Lo, no shop unspake for in the wake of your avaricious squall!"
 * "Such trickery bothers nor pothers me not a jot!"
 * "Victory for another but I? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Fear not! Rot will blot thine winning streak soon enough!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "At last! A place not a disgrace for me to grace with my presence!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Thou makest light of the Lord of Dragons!? I shall repay thee redoubled with nary a trouble!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Hmph! Thou wouldst ambuscade me in this charade of wealth and prosperity? Preposterous!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Curse this shop! Curse it for all eternity! Seed of woe, and weed of snow, banish greed and never go!"
 * After warping: "Wah ha ha hah! New land for my tyrannous plans!"
 * After the player warps: "Wah ha hah! Thou canst ne'er escape my clutches! Here, there, everywhere, like thy tombstone, I loom o'er thee!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Card! Thou art the start so noble of my global tyranny!"
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Come hither, my healing slime! All mine shall thy fine suits be!"
 * After the player gets a good Venture Card: "So be it! But with onus that thy bonus be spent in establishments mine!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Wah ha ha hah! Time to rest, invest in my power, to shower you at a later hour with a million, billion, gazillion bills!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Fear not, for what a plan I have hatched while detached from the game as I was! A grim plan for you also-rans!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha hah! Into the future I peer... A '1' doth there appear! Ah ha ha ha hah!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * "Witless twits, letting slip a trip to my lair with I not there!"
 * After the player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Layabout, laggard, loafer, sluggard! May thine wastrel ways lay waste to thy self!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Behold, as I purchase even the bank! ...What prank is this? Wherefore may it not be got?"
 * After player lands on the Bank: "Terrified, petrified, horrified, stupefied, thou wouldst hide from me in the dank depths of the bank!? Wah ha hah! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
 * To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! Dice, shops, locks and barrels, I shall command them all!"
 * Patty's response: "Sure, honey, whatever you say! Let's see how you're feeling once the legendary (Player's name)'s put you in your place, huh?"
 * To Player: "Thou art, (Player's name), a millennium too soon to consume my rightful title!"
 * To Player: "Raise thy level, revel in thy pay, but bedevil thee yet I will!"
 * To Player: "Well done, (Player's name), my underling! Bring in yet more tin, win a hoard for thy lord!"
 * To Player: "Rogue! Renegade! Trade dost thou with scruples none, finding fun in drumming my stock price under!"
 * To Player: "Wah ha ha hah! Verily do I use thee completely, to the core of your deplorable soul!"
 * To Player: "Wah ha ha ha! Such a puny promotion! No notion hast thou of my might. No horizon can thou see o'er the sea of my supremacy!"
 * Patty's response: "Every step we take is an important one, honey. I bet you're gonna become a force to be reckoned with, right?"
 * After reaching net worth needing to win: "My work here is done! The fun ends now! How soon I shall reach the bank and vanquish this realm!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Victory for another but I!? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Noooo! I am blind! I am deaf! I am dumb, numb, plummeting head over heels amid peals of derisive laughter! ...Is this the end?"

Heal Slime

 * "Gooee everyone, I'm here! I'm Healie, here to plop off some suits!"
 * "Is this the place? Is this where you all go gooey about suits?"
 * "Hee hee hee! Goomans like being around me. That's because I'm not a bad slime. Really, I'm not!"
 * "Oooh... I hope I don't make a blob of this... I hope I can get these suits delivered."
 * "Boo goo... I just can't squeeze on to a square with anyone else. Come on, everyone! To me!"
 * "Who wants a Healie suit? Plop up your hand and I'll boing your way."
 * "Hee hee. I wonder whooze gooing to get a suit next?"
 * "Don't wait too long to pay me a visit. Plop over in a slimely fashion!"
 * "When it comes to picking up suits, sticky slime gloop is unslurpassed! Goo needs fingers!?"
 * "Look, another suit just lying about on the floor! ...Don't bother boinging all the way over here. If I stretch myself, I can get to you."
 * "You haven't got all the suits yet, look. Regloop some time by taking one from me!"
 * "Yay! Thanks for plopping down over here! Want a suit?"
 * "Well? Which suit suits you!? This one? That one?"
 * "I've got to say goo-bye now... I-I hope I was uoozeful to you?"
 * "I'll have to make my excoozes now, but if you find yourself without a suit, you know who to call!"
 * "Oh! Ragnar's calling me! ...I'll plop by again, though, don't worry!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "This place brings back a lot of memories. I wonder how my three old companions are getting along these days." (Castle Trodain)
 * "I've seen a lot of castles in my time, but never one as cute as this. I wonder who lives here." (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "No matter how far down you go, it's just cave after cave. Whatever is this place?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "B-But! Whatever is going on? Why do we have to come right back to the start?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "For something like that to be floating...well, it must mean someone around here has spectacular magic powers." (The Observatory)
 * "I absolutely adore resorts like this. Let's don our swimsuits and go to the beach!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "So this is the hero's great vessel? I must say, I'm very impressed. I had no idea it was so spectacular." (Starship Mario)

General Quotes

 * "Ooh, this is starting to get interesting. I'll soon add to the tension!"
 * "I think it's time to show a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
 * "This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
 * "Exactly on the mark! Not that you get anything for it, but it still feels like a good thing."
 * "One suit down, three to go! Now, where to next?"
 * "Another suit-now I'm halfway there! I'll have the last two under my belt before you know it."
 * "Only one suit left to collect now. I'll just need to stay on track and it'll be mine!"
 * "I can hardly wait to level up. Not long now!"
 * "Not long now before I reach the next level. I can't wait to pocket my reward and keep on moving."
 * "Most of the shops are gone now. I must be quick to buy what's left!"
 * "Almost every shop has been snapped up already. I'll get another, though, you'll see!"
 * "Hmph! I had my designs on that last shop. That was supposed to be mine!"
 * "It's a nice feeling now all the shops have been allocated. This is where the real battle begins!"
 * "When it comes down to it, victory is everything. What else is there, after all?"
 * "What a thrilling game! It's so exciting, to be winning like this by the skin of my teeth!"
 * "I'm not jealous or anything, I swear! I can do that kind of thing too, you know."
 * When landing on an expensive shop: "I'd expect nothing less of a shop of yours, (Player's Name) Impressive!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Yes, I think I'd have done exactly the same if I were in your shoes, (Player's name). A tax office there makes a lot of sense."
 * To Player: "I'm Jessica Albert from Alexandria. Pleased to meet you!"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's Name)! I look forward to seeing how you invest it."
 * To Player: "I don't suppose you could hurry up and pass the die, could you? I'm anxious to make a move."
 * To Player: "I think that was very wise. It was only a matter of time before you had people muscling in otherwise."
 * To Player: "Hey! I was thinking of going there! I suppose this is what it means to have luck on your side."
 * To Player: "I'm on fire now! It won't be long before I steal first place, just you watch me!"
 * To Player: I'm now far away from first place now. It won't be long before I make it, you'll see."
 * To first place: "Well! Still taking money, I see, despite being in first place!"
 * To player while in first place: "Sorry, but I can't possibly stand by and let you muscle in on first place, (Player's name)."
 * When forcing a buyout:"Sorry, but I've decided I want this shop for myself. You'll just have to relinquish control."
 * Going Bankrupt: "No! This is the end. I can't bear it!"
 * Another bankrupt quote: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."
 * Angelo to female player: "Jessica and (Player's Name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
 * Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
 * Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (Player's name)!"
 * Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (Player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
 * To male player: "I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to go up against you, (Player's name). It's so exciting to finally find a decent opponent."
 * Angelo's response: "Well, well! A man who gets Jessica hot under the collar... This will be interesting."
 * To male player: "Even though things are going well for you, you don't seem to be at all arrogant, (Player's name). It makes me like you all the more. I wish you every success."
 * Angelo's response: "...Is that a roundabout way of saying that you don't like me, Jessica?"
 * To Player: "Good luck, (Player's name). You mustn't dawdle otherwise you'll be left behind."
 * Toad's response: "That's good advice, Jessica. Come on, (Player's name). Let's get moving!"
 * "Now that's what you call playing the stock market! Just look at it!"
 * Toad's response: "Oh! Maybe one day I'll have the courage to try that..."
 * To Yangus: "Hmph! That's not fair! Why should (Player's name) be able to make that much money?"
 * Yangus' response: "Blimey! Take it easy! You look like a snarlin' dog, Jessica!
 * To Yangus: "I won't let anyone else win without a fight. I'll put a stop to this, you'll see!"
 * Yangus' response: "Blimey, (Player's name), leg it! She's got it in for ya now!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Perfect! Now I just need to hurry back to the bank and secure my victory."
 * Approaching victory: "Victory will be mine! Time for me to hurry on back to the bank."
 * After player approaches victory: "Hmph! I've been too careless. Now (Player's name) is about to steal victory."
 * After player approaches victory: "Pull yourselves together, everyone! If we're not careful, (Player's name) is going to steal victory!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "What in world is this place? Is it akin to the familiar Zenithia?" (The Observatory)
 * "Now I feel great sentimentality for the time I adventured alongside my comrades." (The Colossus)
 * "This castle is beauty. I believe it is almost equal of our Zamoksva Castle." (Castle Trodain)
 * "This is very peculiar creation. I am impressed that such a shaped object is able to fly in sky." (Starship Mario)
 * "An island for the habitation of slime! The Goddess gives with much generosity." (Slimenia)
 * "A castle inhabited with beautiful princess surrounding by gentle Toad and other friends... I feel green burst of envy." (Peach's Castle)
 * "There exists no ghost here, is it not so? I, erm, I am without fear." (Ghost Ship)
 * "It gives me great surprise to observe an island filled with dragons. The world is containing much mystery. (Yoshi's Island)
 * "The restful place from legendary hero Erdrick. I am with wish that there was opportunity to meet him." (Alefgard)

General Quotes

 * To player: "I am priest of Zamoksva, with personal name Kiryl. It is pleasing to make your acquaintance."
 * "I am with hope for spotted number I desire."
 * "To cast Dazzle on spotted cube brings small number! But this is without sense."
 * "Oh, almighty Goddess..."
 * "Sunburning protection, fever reducement... Excellent! I am prepared fully."
 * "I possess one suit only. The journey ahead is lengthy, but every seed knows its time."
 * "I require now just a solitary suit. My feet are one step proximitied to my dreams of sweet life."
 * "So I reach the halfway. When a thing you desire comes closer, do you not agree it becomes more heartrending also?"
 * "How to use salary? There is time when I think of nice holiday - Ah, but I am not for such things."
 * "All suits now are in my hand. Soon I am in next level."
 * "The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
 * "A prayerful heart is greatly important, but prayer alone cannot give victory. One must also give great effort from oneself."
 * "We must all be with gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
 * "After a storm comes fair weather. The efforts we make to reach next level make our achievement taste more sweeter."
 * "I implore to you spotted cube! Guide me on this quest!"
 * "The Goddess speaks. First we must to love the unpredictable spotted cube..... Mm?"
 * "The eyes from everybody are brightly shining. This is magic from spotted cube?"
 * "The timing for Whack... mmm... Yoy! The turn is again mine."
 * "Luck looks my way. I hope it does not lose interest on me."
 * "Mmm... this switch, it gives me great suspicion. This is troubling for me."
 * "Oy! I believe Tsarevna gives great compliment when she sees such formidable shop."
 * "I have discovered one shop I have great desire for, such as my desire for the special lady of my heart."
 * "With bravery, I must travel forwards. I believe I will then come naturally to the first position."
 * "When I grasp the victory, perhaps I can communicate my feelings to-Nyet! I am not such fluttery one!"
 * "I am in lowest extremity. But love that blossoms in adversity is sweetest love of all!"
 * "To where does one journey next? This is always an exciting though to ponder."
 * "This business of warp always make great shock. Even Tsarevna is took by surprise."
 * "The remaining shops for purchase are minimal. The true contest is now beginning."
 * "Still not all shops are allocated, and I wish to procure more for myself. I must implore with the Goddess."
 * "Now entire shops are purchased. I am confident that Goddess does give guidance on our continued journey."
 * "Yoy! The shops for purchase are entirely disappeared! Ay-yay-yay... What must I do now?"
 * "I have progress that is little bit lacking. I fear the Goddess frowns upon me."
 * "Mmm...How should one priest behave in this circumstance?"
 * To himself: "The goddess speaks. Victory cannot be attained in such manner. Please, give to me money!"
 * After warping: "Oy-yoy...that gave me some fright!"
 * "Do you also feel small happiness when you directly pause at a bank? I certainly feel it!"
 * "It is important to assist a comrade with troubles."
 * "Yoy! This shop is very little money."
 * "I feel I am profiting little too much from such small price."
 * "Yoy! I made my pause at shop of victor! I must more carefully consider strategy. Forgive me, comrades."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."
 * After getting Dancing Jewels: "Yoy! This is greatly surprising jewel! I hope it does visit to my premises."
 * To Player: "I am impressioned, (Player's name). Clearly you think of great thoughts. I must be wary of such opponent."
 * To Player: "My hat has surprising weight. You wish to attempt to wear her?"
 * To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). Perhaps we should expend this salary and travel together to Laissez Fayre!"
 * "I pray for benediction on you, dear (Player's name)!"
 * "It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (Player's name), and of course to Goddess."
 * "So you are such variety of person, (Player's name). Mmm..."
 * "This is interesting battle, is it not, (Player's name)? But I must warn you that I have possessions I wish to protect."
 * (If the player's character is female): "Perhaps Tsarevna could learn from this character and be a little more...ladylike."
 * Alena's response: "I hear what you say, Kiryl!"
 * To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name), and I eagerly await to see further devotion."
 * Alena's response: "You must quickly increase levels so you can become good sparring partner for Tsarevna, (Player's name)!
 * To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). It is important to proceed little by little, steps by steps."
 * Angelo's response: "Yes, congratulations indeed. Now how about you and Kiryl come to one of my shops to celebrate?"
 * Approaching victory: "Ah yes, this is refreshing feeling. Now I must hurry for the bank."
 * After player approaches victory: "Time is here for special tactic... Nyet, nyet, I did not say nothing! Mm...but...mm..."
 * Going bankrupt: "It seems I must to more reverently pursue my faith. Haa..."
 * Going bankrupt: "The Goddess did turn her face from me..."

Area Specific Quotes

 * "I don't know... I think the job I've got right now is just swell. So maybe I'll just take a look around today, if that's OK." (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Ha ha! If any of you thought I'd be scared by a few ghosts like this, then you've got me all wrong!" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Oh, what a beautiful castle! We could lay out some tables in the courtyard and have a buffet-style party."
 * "Oh, yeah! The home of the legendary hero! That sounds like the sort of person who should be on my list of clients. Can someone invite him over?" (Alefgard)
 * "Oh my, we sure end up flying to some funny old places, don't we? I wonder where we are? Up in the far north? Or maybe it's south, is it?" (Starship Mario)
 * "Gee, is this a racetrack? It looks awfully exciting. Say, maybe I should think about running some horse and car races myself." (Mario Circuit)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Hey, honey. I'm Patty. I guess you could say I'm a club-oriented event organizer. I'm sure looking forward to this game with you, (Player's name)!"
 * "Ha ha ha. This takes me right back to my adventuring days! I love it!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Really? So I'm gonna get a commission even though I'm not doing anything myself? Is...is that OK? It kinda feels wrong somehow."
 * To Player: "So you're an explorer, (Player's name)? Go easy on us regular folk, huh?"
 * Stella's response: "No one needs to go easy on you, Patty. I know you've got some tricks in your sleeve!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Oh, gee... I'm bankrupt?... I'm gonna have to go say sorry to Erinn and the others at the Inn. I've really let them down..."

Area Specific Quotes

 * "I ain't so g-good wid spooks! ... Ah! Who's tuggin' on my tail!?" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "One day I'm gonna take over the role of our respected Plobfather and live it up in a casa like this one." (Castle Trodain)
 * "Heh heh! All the slimes from this island have been cleaned out by me an' the boys! The Plob means business!" (Slimenia)
 * "What is this, the races? Heh heh! You ain't seen nuttin' till you've watched the boys shift after a bank job, my friend!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "I-I got a bad case o' the voitigo here, boys. Let's get this job done and get back to terra foima, huh?" (The Observatory)
 * "This place looks kind of entertainin'! I'm ready for action, you schmoos!" (Super Mario Bros.)

General Quotes

 * "What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
 * "When I bring this game home for the Family, the big guy's gonna be all smiles!"
 * "Aaah, there ain't no feelin' like throwin' the die!"
 * "OK, you schmoos! Here I come!"
 * "Hey, quit it wid all the jaw, OK? How's a guy supposed to concentrate on preenin' his tail wid all that noise in his ear, huh?"
 * "No one does a number on me, my friends. Foist place is where I belong."
 * "You schmoos need to learn some respect! It should be my toin all the time!"
 * "I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do wid the mazuma once I win this lay..."
 * "The Family needs this joint. You'll be compensated, so don't make this hard for yourself, you follow?"
 * "Don't let us down, die! You woik for the Family now!"
 * "I ain't too sure what the play is here..."
 * "I ain't got time for no fancy ideas. Ya gotta have plenty of swift in this business, my friend."
 * "OK, we're gonna...in the basement, then...wid all the loot...outta there...the hammer an' saw... Hm? Hey, this is private business!"
 * "I know how to take care of the suits. You mark my woids, I'm gonna hit 'em all!"
 * "Takin' down a suit gets me hungry. Makes me wanna take on a stack of wheats, ya know."
 * "This roll's gonna get me to the bank, my friend! And then I'm takin' my career to a whole new level."
 * "Hm, there ain't a fat lot of stores left to polchase. I'll have to take what I can on the quiet."
 * "Right, boys! We gotta hightail it to them last remainin' stores before the legits take a hold of 'em!"
 * "That's all the stores taken care of. Now it's time to woik the advantage..."
 * "That toined out nice for us, boys! Very nice!"
 * "Rats! I was lookin' to get a few more properties in the Family's portfolio, you know."
 * "It ain't pretty to be greedy. If you're in foist place, you got all the mazuma ya need already!"
 * "D'you think the Plobfather's gonna gimme another tail when I make it to the next level, huh?"
 * "The more stars, the better. The Family's establishments have gotta look classy, ya know?"
 * "I got no kick wid that. The Family ain't got eyes for that establishment anyways."
 * "This is gonna be quite an eye-opener for you, (Player's name), seein' how the Family operates."
 * To player while in first place: "Are you tailin' me, (Player's name)? I ain't too comfortable wid that look in your eyes!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That's the way I like it!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! There ain't an associate in the Family wid my kinda luck!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "We got lucky, boys! Now we just gotta sit on our tails and watch the dough roll in!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "That is fortuitous timin', boys. I was just thinkin' I could do wid takin' it easy for a while."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You wanna share some of that luck wid the Family, huh, (Player's name)?"
 * After landing on Bank: "Aaah, smell that mazuma, boys! Start takin' notes. You never know when we might need to..."
 * After player lands on his closed shop: "Whatever schmoo's runnin' that joint for me, they got some serious explainin' to do!"
 * "I ain't never takin' a day off again! I had a dream that a whole bunch of customers came by while every one of my joints was shut up..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. You try to tighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
 * After player warps: "You like gettin' around, huh, (Player's name)? So does the Family."
 * After player warps: "What, are you tryin' to give me a coronary, (Player's name)!? Enough wid the disappearin' acts already!"
 * After buying a shop out: "Come on in! Spend your dough! This is a nice Family store in a nice Family area! Heh heh!"
 * After getting Dancing Jewels: "That goodybag, Gumdrops, is on the payroll. He's gonna come through wid the goods."
 * "I'm all set to take victory here! There ain't no point in tryin' to play the Plob. It can't be done, my friends!"
 * "When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
 * "You are one lucky schmoo, (Player's name)! I could do wid a piece of that action myself..."
 * To Female Player: "The boys call me 'boss', but you can call me 'Platy' if ya like, doll."
 * To Female Player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, doll. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
 * "What gives, boys? We're losin' lettuce when we ain't even payin' no bills!"
 * Platypunk to player: "I ain't about to lose to no slimeball! And I ain't about to lose to a slime, neither, (Player's name)! Heh heh!"
 * Slime's response: "Eek! You're oozing with more confidence than a metal king slime!"
 * To Player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"
 * To Player: "You got yourself a pretty pile of dough there, (Player's name). I'm green wid envy, I gotta tell ya."
 * Alena's response: "I feel some envy, but I plan same success by my own efforts. Tsarevna is not defeated, (Player's name)!"
 * Platypunk to Slime: "How's this schmoo come by all this dough, huh boys? He's/She's makin' us look like small fry!"
 * Slime's response: "I don't know how you goo it, but I think you're subslime, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "So you're gonna take it away this time, huh, (Player's name)? Well at least we weren't beat by no slime, huh, boys?"
 * Slime's response: "Hey! That's mean! The Plob's full of really mean blobs!"
 * After being bought out: "Call the law! It's a knock-off! That (Player's name) is a cheap crook!"
 * After player lands on the bank: "Looks like you scraped your way back to the bank, huh, (Player's name)?"
 * After player approaches victory: "Th-This ain't good, boys! If we get beaten by that (Player's name) schmoo, the big guy's gonna be spittin' lead at us!"
 * After female player approaches victory: "Hey, wait for me at the bank, doll! I ain't gonna be far behind."
 * "Going bankrupt: "I-I'll be waitin' for you, you schmucks! The Plob don't get beat so easily!"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "I'd like to think that Moonbrooke Castle was once as grand as this." (Castle Trodain)
 * "Wah! I'm so terrified here that I can hardly function." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "What a delightful castle. Perhaps Moonbrooke would benefit from being restyled in the same manner." (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)
 * "Baseball, you say? So one would use this stick to hit the ball, would one?" (Mario Stadium)
 * "What a wonderful castle, floating in the sky like that! Perhaps I should see if Moonbrooke could be made to do the same." (The Observatory)
 * "Goodness, this is a rather strangely shaped island. One must take care not to become lost." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "What a charming town. We must model the new Moonbrooke town on this wonderful example." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Alefgard was established by the great spirit Rubiss. It is my duty to protect it!" (Alefgard)
 * "One can only hope that the poor lost souls will find their way to rest in peace." (The Ghost Ship)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "I am Princess Princessa of Moonbrooke. It's a pleasure to meet you, (Player's name).
 * "I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
 * "Oh, please give me the number I wish for!"
 * "I must push myself to the limit and beyond if I'm to make up for the absence of my two loyal friends."
 * "The stronger I become, the more I can protect my pack. I must do everything in my power."
 * "Woof woof! Woof woof! Oops! I appear to have reverted back to my canine self."
 * "Oh, great Rubiss! Please bestow upon me your divine protection."
 * "I must save a great deal more money. I wonder just how much will be required to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
 * "I think I ought to use Holy Protection in the hope that it will prevent any monsters from attacking."
 * "Mother, Father...please protect your little princess."
 * "I wonder where I shall go next. It's all rather exciting!"
 * "The battle is still far from won. I can't possibly afford to lose."
 * "Woof woof! Nnnn... (She appears to be playing with the suits.)"
 * "I have high expectations of you, lucky die!"
 * "I'm pondering where I should proceed to next. I don't suppose you could recommend a worthwhile shop?"
 * "Not to worry, I still have fight in me yet."
 * "I wonder what would happen if that switch were pressed. I do hope I wouldn't be turned into a dog or anything."
 * "I have three suits left to collect. That seems to be a good direction to try. I'm picking up something of a scent..."
 * "Now I have two suits in my possession. This brings to mind the time I was collecting the five crests."
 * "The next level is tantalizing close now. I wonder what new spells I will be able to learn."
 * "I have my four suits, so now I just need to reach the bank if I'm to attain the next level. I must hurry!"
 * "An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
 * "Another acquisition for Moonbrooke! How very exciting!"
 * "It's possible to recover from even the harshest of trials. Just think, I used to be a dog! Yet I'm perfectly normal again now."
 * "For the sake of Moonbrooke's revival, I cannot afford to be defeated."
 * "How foolish of me to stop at a shop belonging to the player in first place!"
 * "So in terms of shops left for purchase...is that all there is? I must hurry!"
 * "I desperately wish to acquire that shop. Am I wise to buy it, great Rubiss?"
 * "Goodness! I had no idea that so many shops had already been sold. You people are as fast as Whippets!"
 * "All of the shops have been sold! I must try not to dally in the future."
 * "So all the shops have been sold. I do hope you will all give me a fighting chance."
 * "Now I'm in first place...I wonder if it would be ethical to use Kasap on my opponents? Prohibited? Really? Surely not!"
 * "So I am just a hair breadth's from first place? Then I must do my utmost to achieve it, for everyone's sake."
 * "So your shop just became a little bit more secure, (Player's name). I can see it means a lot to you."
 * "To think that a shop of mine could do so well! Of course, it's all thanks to the great Rubiss and her divine protection."
 * "I really am most grateful. It's a tremendous privilege to receive a donation from each and every one of you."
 * After landing on the bank: "I wonder if Moonbrooke would become more prosperous if we established a bank there."
 * After losing money to another player because of an event: "That money has been hard-earned by all of us, so you must take care to use it wisely."
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Someone is clearly watching over me. Thank you, great Rubiss."
 * After getting Healie: "Excuse me, Mr. Healie, but I don't suppose you'd consider giving me a suit in return for my teaching you Fullheal?"
 * After player warps: "I wish I could do this 'warping' business. It's hardly fair if only you take advantage of it, (Player's name)."
 * "Did you want to go there, (Player's name)? I was thinking there was a good scent the other way, personally."
 * After warping: "Dear me! Too much of this 'warping' makes one's head go into a spin."
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "I wish you a restful day off. Tomorrow will be a new beginning."
 * "Princess Princessa reporting for duty! I must get to work."
 * To Player: "Congratulations on reaching the next level, (Player's name). The stronger you are, the more you'll be able to look out for me!"
 * To Player: "The bank is rather impressive, isn't it? I must do all I can to rebuild Moonbrooke."
 * To Player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (Player's name)."
 * To Player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
 * To Player: "Impressive as always, (Player's name). I really must take a leaf out of your book."
 * To Player: "How would you feel if you were turned into a dog, (Player's name)?"
 * To Player: "If I were to cast Snooze on you, there would be one less player to compete with..."
 * Slime's response: "I'm wide awake. I couldn't plop off to sleep now."
 * Princessa to player: "Ooh, congratulations, (Player's name)! You mustn't rest on your laurels, though. It's important to go from strength to strength."
 * Slime's response: "Yeah, congratgoolations, (Player's name)! ...You, you won't start being mean to me now you're so mind-blobbingly amazing, will you?"
 * To Player: "You perform admirably, (Player's name). I would be thrilled if you could assist me in the rebuilding of Moonbrooke when this is over."
 * Alena's response: "I think not! I already did decide that (Player's name) becomes assistance to Tsarevna!"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name). I would appear you have become a degree stronger.
 * Dragonlord's response: "No promotion, no magic potion, no incantation, no invocation could ever raise a mortal to the heights of my might!"
 * To Player buying her shop: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (Player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"
 * To Player buying her shop: "Grrr! WOOF WOOF! (She seems a little angry.)"
 * After player approaches victory: "You've almost reached the target, (Player's name)? Perhaps I should cast Kasnooze to put a stop to you..."
 * Going bankrupt: "Oh, dear... It looks like the reconstruction of Moonbrooke will take longer than I thought.."
 * Another bankrupt quote: "Forgive me, everyone. It appears the rebuilding of Moonbrooke is still going to take some time."
 * Another bankrupt quote: "Mother, Father... It would appear your princess is more of a Poodle than a Rottweiler."

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Wow, look at them croozing around! This is even more exciting than the Slurpodrome! I want a goo! I want a goo!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Yay! Look at all my goosome buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)
 * "Wow! I'm blobsmacked! The castle, the train...All flying goo the sky!" (The Observatory)
 * "Do you think Yoshi and all his friends will goo easy on me? You don't think they'll juice me, do you?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Oh goodie, oh goodie! ...I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal! Tee hee! This place is goovy!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "Tee hee hee! I love wobbling and rolling about in grass!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "I know what this place is. This is one of those petrifying dungeons that squidges into a different shape every time you goo in it!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Ghosts and gools and skeletons and stuff are all monsters just like me. We're friends. You don't need to be scared!" (Ghost Ship)
 * "Ah! I don't like this place! I-I might dry up! I'll be deslurpcated!" (Mount Magmageddon)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Hi! I'm... Well, everyone just calls me 'Slime'. Good luck (Player's name)! I wish you every slurpcess!"
 * "It seems like ploperty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
 * "Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
 * "Here gooes! (Slurp)"
 * "What? What is it!? …Oh! It’s my goo! Sorry!"
 * "If I try really, really, really hard, do you think I could boing over the finish line first?"
 * "I'm a slime, so I can streeetch out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket!...Ah! D-Don't you pull me!
 * "I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
 * "It's super-glooper to be able to play with mortals as well, instead of just monsters all the time!"
 * "(Slurp slurp slurp...) Oh! Excooze me! I was just thinking about winning!"
 * "Shops, suits, gold coins... This is really confoozing... My brain's turning to jelly!"
 * "Brrr... I'm sc-scared... That sh-shop up ahead keeps looking at me. It wants to take all my slimoleons!"
 * "I've got a suit! I've got a suit! Ner-nee Ner-nee goo-dah!"
 * "I've found two suits now! Two whole suits!"
 * "Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
 * "Yay! All four suits! I've got all four! ..Now where did the bank goo?"
 * "Once I hop back to the bank, I slurp up a pay packet, don't I? Yay! Gooray!"
 * "Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
 * "I bought a shop! I'm the ploprietor of my very own shop!"
 * "This is slime property now!"
 * "Hee hee! My first ploperty!"
 * "Wibble wobble black bobble... Ooh, where shall I go next?"
 * "One...two... Yay! That's my second ploperty in this district!"
 * "Gooray! My ploperty got bigger!"
 * "Hee hee! Expanding ploperty looks like fun, I want to have a goo! Now, how much should I invest...?"
 * "Yay! My shop's grown up! Why don't you all plop over and make some slurpchases?"
 * "Don't give up! I'm right behind you, slurpporting you all the way!"
 * "Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
 * "Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg-or something-and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
 * "Boo hoo goo! I-I wanted more shops than that and now there are none left! Waaaah!"
 * "There aren't any shops left... They've, they've all been slurped up... But I wanted to have moooooore! Goo hoo hoo!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
 * "Hee hee! I'm gooing to hop up a level on my next roll for sure!"
 * "I-I can't seem to get a good grip on the die!"
 * "Roly-poly, round and round, and...plop!... What will I get!?"
 * "OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
 * "I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
 * "What can I uooze to buy that shop...? Ooh! Yes! I'll squeeze in and bounce the owner out in a forced buyout!"
 * "Erm...well...you see... This district's stock prices are really going to esgoolate. ...I'm almost certain!"
 * "Wow! So that's how you make gold from stocks, is it? Fantabgoolous!"
 * "Boo goo... They say you can looze gold with stocks. This must be what they mean!"
 * "Ooh gooey! A cheap ploperty!"
 * "Ooh! Ooh! Can I switch that switch? Pleeease!? Goo on!"
 * "You'll have to excooze me. I'm taking a day off. I can't play."
 * After receiving money from other players after an event: "Wow, thanks everyone! That's so generooze!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Did my ploperties just get a bit bigger? Yay! Gooray!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Agh! I know what people say about shops like this! Daylight blobbery!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Urgh! Shops like this are horrid! They send shivers down my - Well, they make me shiver!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "Boo goo! My purse isn't nice and plump anymore. Not squishy at all..."
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean (Player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm 'flexible' with prices!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "I'm as lucky as a seed of luck!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Now I've stopped on a lucky square, does that make me a kind of fortune cookie?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Aaaaaahhh... Goo-night..."
 * After warping: "Ooh, that felt fantabgoolous, being able to stretch so far!"
 * After warping: "Urgh! That was a bit of a stretch! I thought I was going to split in goo!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! I'm not tired at all. So don't goo giving me a rest!"
 * After getting Dancing Jewels: "Gumdrops! I love goo-dybags. Give me some treasure! Please, please, please!"
 * After player warps: "That was a slurprise! You used a warp card, did you?"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Have a good snooze, (Player's name). You need a rest."
 * After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I know what that is! You can uooze that card in place of a suit!"
 * To Player: "That's three whole ploperties you've got in that district, (Player's name)! ...You're going for total globulation, aren't you?"
 * After player achieves total domination: "Look at all those jumbo ploperties! You've got a domination, (Player's name)!"
 * "B-But you didn't goo anything wrong, (Player's name)! That's so unfair!"
 * "I-I just can't get a goo grip on the die! Don't laugh! I'm digitally challenged, you know!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * "Congratgoolations, (Player's name)! So, what are you gooing to spend your salary on?"
 * "Wow! You're really plopular, (Player's name)! I wish I had your charm!"
 * After losing money due to an event: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
 * "Huh! Have I got more gold, now...? That's a bit of a slurprise."
 * "I-I've lost some of my gold! Where's it gone!? ...What did you goo, (Player's name)!?"
 * "Goo for you, (Player's name)! Nice gooing!"
 * To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
 * To Player: Congratgoolations,(Player's name)! So, what are you going to spend your salary on?"
 * To Player: "Look out! I'm hot on your heelslime!"
 * To Player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
 * To Player: "I'm so happy to be playing with you, player, I've turned to jelly!"
 * To Player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
 * To Player: "You're not one of those horrid goomans, are you, (Player's name)? You wouldn't brooze my ooze, would you?"
 * To Player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (Player's name)!
 * To Player: "You don't need to worry, (Player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You're so lucky! You're a big, sloppy dollop of luck, (Player's name)!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Yay! Lucky goo, (Player's name)! Now you can share in everyone else's joy!"
 * After player warps: "Wh-Where did you goo, (Player's name)!? Whe- Oh! There you are!"
 * After getting bought out: "Hey! I'm not a bad slime! I'm not! I promise!"
 * When someone is about to win: "But I don't want to goo home! I want to stay and play more!"
 * After player approaches victory: "Wow! How does it feel, (Player's name)? To be on the final stretch, just a plop away from winning?"
 * Going bankrupt: "I don't want to goo! I want to stay and play more!"
 * Slime to player: "That's gloopendous, (Player's name)!... What are you going to uooze the gold on!?
 * Stella's response: "You can't ask stuff like that!...But are you thinking of dashing over to one of my shops for a splurge, eh?
 * To Princessa: "Gooness gracious! Look, Princess Princessa! (Player's name)'s oozing with gold all of a sudden!"
 * Princessa's response: "What an extraordinary achievement! I must take notes!"
 * To Player: "Oh... You're gooing to win, are you, (Player's name)? So, we won't be able to play anymore?"
 * Princessa's response: "The game hasn't reached its conclusion yet. I still have Snooze at my disposal!"
 * To Player: "You're so plopulent, (Player's name)! How do you goo it!?"
 * Stella's response: "That was a bit of insider shading, was it? Certainly seems shady to me..."
 * To Player: "Gooray! Congratgoolations on your promotion, (Player's name)! ...How juoozy was your salary!?
 * Bianca's response: "You slimy little critter! Didn't your mum ever tell you it's rude to ask stuff like that?"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Fatguts! Oi, fatguts, you here? I need your help. Come on, stop pretending you've gone out, you daft old grump!" (The Observatory)
 * "What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Well flap me! A whole slimy island! Don't tell me they all squelch together into one massive, wobbling dollop of yuck..." (Slimenia)
 * "Uurgh, talk about spooky! I'm not flapping around here any longer than I have to. Let's get this over with and buzz off like bats out of a belfry!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Hmph, that is one weird-looking castle! I wouldn't want to be stuck in there if a hoard of marauding monsters was coming my way!" (Peach's Castle)
 * "If you're looking for a pilot, look no further! I've flown some pretty impressive locomotives in my time! Born to fly, I was! ...What?" (Starship Mario)
 * "Ooh, I want to have a go in one of those! I don't care what you say, I'm getting behind the wheel!" (Mario Circuit)

General Quotes

 * To Player: "Prepare to be frazzled! Prepare to be ablazed! You're face to face with Stella, Queen of the Starflight!"
 * "Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw the die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
 * "Huuurrrgh...ching! There!"
 * "Thank flipperty-flap for that. I thought I was going to die waiting for the die!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I've got the feeling I'm gonna roll a real porker of a number here!"
 * "Urgh. I've got a nasty feeling that something's about to go horribly wrong."
 * "When I win, you'll all have to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets! ...You know, as in, Fortune Street."
 * "Hee hee! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Stella makes her movement!"
 * "Whoa! I'm all at sixes and elevens! I can't stand up!"
 * "Hee hee! First place, in sight. Then it's a straightforward cruise to the finish, and the job's your uncle!"
 * "Ooh, that shop's delicious! I want to eat it all up and make it mine!"
 * "Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
 * "So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
 * "Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
 * "Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
 * "Hee hee! I got all the suits now. ...Not that I needed anymore. My wardrobe's full as it is. ...The bank's a bit of a way off, mind you."
 * "I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
 * "That's my three-piece suit! Fitted and everything. Very nice! Just one more to go now!"
 * "Let's see if I can get to that classy-looking place over there this time..."
 * "I don't like the look of that switch. Goodness knows what'd happen if you flipped it. Probably caused a right flap."
 * "Can't somebody invent a gizmo that warps you around all the suit squares? That'd be dead handy."
 * "That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute!"
 * "Come on! Hurry up! Hand over the die!"
 * "Right, let's make some flapping cash!"
 * "That's it, shops! Eat your greens and get big and strong!"
 * "Ooh great, a bit of pocket money!"
 * "Ah, look at that. You've all chipped in. Thanks!"
 * "I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
 * "Honestly! Service these days is practically non-existent! Why can't those clerks in the bank get off their behinds and come to me, eh?
 * "Right, back to the bank then, and don't share the horses, Stella! Sharing takes too long."
 * "OK, it's my go. Hold on to your cats, folks! You'll never see them again if you let them go here!"
 * "I'll show you all how this game's played. Step aside for the star of the show!"
 * "Oh, what? Nearly all the shops are taken. Can't someone put a few more around the place. Go on! Be a good snort!"
 * "Listen to those last few shops. Can't you hear them? They're crying out for me to come and work my magic on them."
 * "Hee hee! Now all the shops have been bought up, my true skill will come into play...I hope."
 * "So that's the end of the shops, right? Well, it's no more mister nice-buy, then. Time for a forced buyout frenzy!"
 * "Phew, I don't like this. This could go pear-shaped for me in the blink of a fly. And flies blink really fast. I've got to push on."
 * "Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
 * "You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
 * "Phew. Half way at last! Talk about a long hall. It's more like a corridor!"
 * "Ooh, you get a slap-bang prize for that, don't you? That's all, though, I'm afraid. Bad luck."
 * "Nope, it's not the right time to be chucking gold into this place. Call it female tuition, if you like. ...But lessons don't come cheap!"
 * "Hee hee! Shopping for free! I hope the next shop I stop at follows in this nun's footsteps! It's so virtuous!"
 * "Ha! Hardly felt it! Not a scratch or a dent! Not a... flap!"
 * "Oh... Well, I'm sure that's money well spent. No point flying over spilt milk. You might as well drink it."
 * "Well, er... You know, I thought I'd come to brave your bacon. Don't like to turn down food, even from a loser."
 * "Alright, we'll call it a loan. You'll be paying it back in spades! But they'll have to be good quality ones. I do a lot of gardening, me!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That's a crazy price! You're off your knocker! What have I ever done to you, eh?"
 * After buying out a shop: "Don't mind me! I just really, really wanted that shop."
 * After getting bought out: "Th-That's my shop! Stop it! Go and sit over there and think about what you've done, (Player's name)!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "No way! That's not fair! The card must be upside down or something!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooh, that was a pretty good card, wasn't it? ...It was, wasn't it? I'm not parking up the wrong tree?"
 * After player gets a good Venture Card: "Here, give me that card now, would you? I want to use it. ...No? It doesn't work like that? Hmph! Flap!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Aaah, that's better, A good bit of time off, and I'm glaring to go! ...No, I'm not angry. Why?"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Hee hee! I'm in the money. Come on my bunny. I've got a lot of what it takes to pet along."
 * After landing on a Boon square: "What a boon! Alright then, everyone, roll away! ...With the die, I mean."
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "You're watching me now, aren't you? To see where I land? They say curiosity filled the cat. You must be stuffed in the funnels!"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Oh, it's so easy for you, isn't it, (Player's name)? Things just fall into your gap, eh? ...Whenever I have a gap, things flapping fall through!"
 * After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
 * After the player warps: "Ooh, you warped! Takes a bit of getting used to, that. But then it's as easy as falling off a frog!"
 * After landing on bank: "Just call me Spot-on Stella! ...No! Not Spotty Stella!"
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Giving out suits? What, you think you're some kind of tailor, do you? I'm the fashion expert around here! ...But give me one!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "I love that fluffy bundle of cotton wool! Can I have a go? Can I?
 * "Whoa! I'm all at sixes and elevens! I can't stand up!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
 * Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
 * To Player: "Hmph! I don't care! I wasn't thinking of buying that shop anyway! I couldn't give a stinker's purse!"
 * To Player: "So, do you reckon you're own form then, (Player's name)...Not that I care or anything."
 * To Player: "Come on, die! ...No, not you! I mean, please die! ...No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"
 * To Player: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (Player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
 * To Player: "Bit tired up there in first place, are you? I don't mind taking over for a while, darling!"
 * To Player: "Well done, (Player's name)! N-Not that I care. Couldn't give a flunky's."
 * To Player: "That's it, (Player's name)! You stick with me, and you'll be fine. I've got my head glued on."
 * To Player: "Thanks, (Player's name)! It's always good to have some pocket money. Makes me jangle like a proper faer- ...Er...nothing!"
 * To Player: "That's the way, (Player's name). Pull your stocks up! And mine!"
 * "Wh-What are you doing, (Player's name)? Have you crossed your marbles? ...You shouldn't mess with the occult."
 * "You lucky toad, (Player's name)! Well, I'll give you a bun for your money! ...No one can resist a nice bun."
 * "To player while in first place: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (Player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
 * Dah, da-da-da dah, da, dah, DAH! The all-new, all-singing, all-prancing (Player's name)!"
 * Carver's response: "He's/She's lookin' tougher than ever now. But old Carver's even tougher that 'ever', don't you worry!"
 * To Player: "N-Not bad, (Player's name). Not a punch on me, but still, not bad..."
 * Carver's response: "Heh heh! Yeah, talk it up, babe, but we all know you're hurting inside. Nice one, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Very impressive, (Player's name). I'm sure Patty'll flip up a cake to celebrate, right Patty? ...I love her upside-down cakes."
 * Patty's response: "Sure thing! Cakes cost 2000G, okay? ...Only kidding, honey!"
 * After player approaches victory: "You wouldn't leave me, would you, (Player's name)? Don't turn your flak on me! ...It'd hurt if you shot me out of the sky!"
 * Going bankrupt: "What? Me? Bankrupt!? ...You serious? ...Lone broke? There's nothing more lonely than having no money. Haah, I need a holiday..."
 * Going bankrupt: "What's your problem, eh? Why are you all staring at me?"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "Cor, wot a pukka-lookin' gaff, eh? Whoever owns that is a right lucky toad! Wonder if 'e'd miss a trinket 'ere 'n' there... (Castle Trodain)
 * "So this is gonna be where it goes down, eh? Heh heh! Ain't no one more at 'ome in a dungeion than me. They're me 'piece de resistance', as they say." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Stone the crows! A flyin' castle! A flyin' train! Me nose fer treasure's twitchin' like a good'un 'ere!" (The Observatory)
 * "'Ow come 'e gets to 'ave 'is 'ead made into a circus ride, eh? Wot's wrong wiv this mug, eh?" (Starship Mario)
 * "You wot!? This great big whopper moves!? Yer 'avin a giraffe!" (The Colossus)

General Quotes

 * "Yeah! Come on! 'Ave it large!"
 * About Jessica: "Blimey! That girl's a bit bubbly, eh?"
 * Jessica's response: "What are you trying to say, boy? Stop talking nonsense!"
 * To Player: "Don't let all that dough go to yer 'ead, eh, (Player's name). You won't 'ave it fer long. It's mine!"
 * Jessica's response: "That's hardly the sentiment I'd expect from a child! Can't you just politely ask him/her to spend his/her money in your shop?"
 * "Heh heh! This is a bit of a poor shop, (Player's name)! Step it up a notch, eh?"
 * "Put up all the security ya like. Ya can't stop Yangus in-full-trainin' yer promises!
 * "Sorry, (Player's name), but those kind o' takings ain't gonna get you a place in Yangus's Self Press-Evasion Society."
 * After warping: "Wot the- Wot's goin' on!? Where am I?"
 * After player lands on a Boon square: "Oi, it's only the boss who's s'posed to get rich off other people's 'ard work. You're just a second fiddler!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Heh heh! This is it! Now's me chance!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Phew! A tax office owned by (Player's name), eh? That's one to give a wise birth to, then!"
 * (If the player's character is male): "Heh heh! I'll 'ave me mitts on (Player's name)'s salary when 'e stumbles into one of my gaffs!"
 * Angelo's response: "You're hardly likely to want anything from a shop run by a child, are you, (Player's name)? No, my establishments are far more your style."
 * After player approaches victory: "Nah, nah! You can't win, (Player's name)! That ain't 'ow this is s'posed to play out!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Uh uh... Nah! I-I ain't...c-cryin'! Boohooooo!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I-I let you off easy today! A-As a special treat. That's all."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Jessica: "That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"

Swapping shops

 * To Bianca: "I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."
 * To Jessica: "Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Birdo: "Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"
 * To Jessica: "Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."

Opponents close to victory

 * To Dragonlord: ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Angelo: ''"Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
 * To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
 * To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
 * To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
 * To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
 * To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo! You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
 * To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
 * To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
 * To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
 * To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
 * To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
 * To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
 * To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
 * To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
 * To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
 * To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
 * To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
 * To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
 * To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
 * To Player: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
 * To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
 * To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
 * To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
 * To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
 * To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
 * To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
 * To Luigi: "GRRR! Luigi! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
 * To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
 * To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
 * To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose your face! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hair lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
 * To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
 * To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
 * To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
 * To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much! GRR!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"
 * To Player: "HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something (player's name)?"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Diddy Kong: "Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Wario: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, Wario? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"
 * To Daisy: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, Wario? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"
 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"
 * To Peach: "I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"
 * To Yoshi: "How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"
 * To Bowser: "Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."
 * To Toad: "Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"
 * To Wario: "I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"
 * To Waluigi: "Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"
 * To Birdo: "I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"
 * To Luigi: "You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"
 * To Peach: "Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"
 * To Yoshi: "I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"
 * To Toad: "Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"
 * To Wario: "Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"
 * To Waluigi: "You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Mario: "This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"
 * To Peach: "Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"
 * To Yoshi: "I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"
 * To Bowser: "How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It’s so teensy-tiny!"
 * To Toad: "This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That’s a compliment, I promise!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don’t sell anything but bananas in here?"
 * To Wario: "I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"
 * To Waluigi: "What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, it’s yours, Waluigi."
 * To Birdo: "Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"
 * To Player "I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (Player's name). What gives?"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!
 * To Luigi: "Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you’ve got a lot to learn, Luigi!"
 * To Peach: "I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You’re not afraid to fight dirty!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I’m absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"
 * To Toad: "Isn’t this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Oh, for Pete’s sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"
 * To Wario: "Ugh! If you’re going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"
 * To Waluigi: "Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it’s run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"
 * To Birdo: "Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you’re jealous of my good looks? I wouldn’t put it past you!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I’m not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I think I’ve made some sort of mistake. There’s no reason a shop would be this expensive!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"
 * To Luigi: "You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"
 * To Peach: "Such cruelty, Peach! This isn’t how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"
 * To Yoshi: "Hmph! I would’ve expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"
 * To Bowser: "I know how this scenario goes… First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"
 * To Toad: "I hope this transgression of yours doesn’t break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"
 * To Wario: "Eek! I’ll gladly pay the money if you’d just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"
 * To Waluigi: "Ack! This shop is too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn’t you say, Waluigi?"
 * To Birdo: "Eek! I though we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"
 * To Diddy Kong: "So we’re playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Oooh! Just you wait… You’re gonna pay me back in spade!"

Going Bankrupt

 * To Player "Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You’re my hero!"
 * To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
 * To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You’re gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C’mon, I thought we were buddies!"
 * To Bowser: "Don’t think I’m going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
 * To Toad: "My good friend! Where’s your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
 * To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
 * To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi’s about to win!? I don’t think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"
 * To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
 * To Birdo: "We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You’ve got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You’re just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"

Swapping shops

 * To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I’ve got a plan! Let’s trade shops!"
 * To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won’t you? It’s a good deal for both of us!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we’ll both come out ahead!"
 * To Bowser: "I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops, enemy of mine!"
 * To Toad: "Let’s make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C’mon, don’t make me jump over barrels!!"
 * To Wario: "You’re a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that’ll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we’ll both be winners!!"
 * To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother’s nemesis, but it looks like we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops, Waluigi!"
 * To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I’ve got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
 * To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We’ll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Don’t believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I’m a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together."

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I’m glad to see your shop isn’t too expensive. Now I’m glad I dropped by!"
 * To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You’re one of the good ones!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I’m glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn’t as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
 * To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you’re not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
 * To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
 * To Wario: "I’m surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you’re not being too greedy, huh?"
 * To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn’t planning on stopping here. At least I’m not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
 * To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"
 * To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I’m surprised you’re not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I’m grateful that you’re not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don’t like giving you my hard-earned gold!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can’t believe you’re charging these kinda prices! They’re a bit high, don’t you think?"
 * To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"
 * To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you’re saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"
 * To Toad:  "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That’s just about the last thing I need today!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
 * To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won’t be too happy until I’m completely bankrupt!"
 * To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You’ve got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
 * To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I’m not sure it’s worth it!"
 * To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you’re charging me an arm and a mustache! That’s precious gold I’m never going to see again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I’m surprised you’re charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can’t you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
 * To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I’ve done for you!?"
 * To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
 * To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can’t I just write you an I.O.U.?"
 * To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren’t you, Wario?"
 * To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take me money and run, you greedy man!"
 * To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I’m just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
 * To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don’t you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That’s a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don’t know if I can afford these prices!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "You wouldn’t leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi already has won? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
 * To Bowser: "How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we’ve been through!"
 * To Toad: "Toad! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"
 * To Daisy: "Daisy! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"
 * To Birdo: "We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn’t your father teach you any manners?"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"
 * To Bowser: "I shouldn’t be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"
 * To Toad: "You’ll trade shops with me, won’t you, Toad? It’s in both of our interests!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I know you’re scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don’t we make it a fair trade instead?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Mario: "Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"
 * To Luigi: "What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"
 * To Yoshi: "Ha! This shop is so cheap it’s barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
 * To Bowser: "Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"
 * To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "I can’t believe you’re actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"
 * To Yoshi: "This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"
 * To Wario: "Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won’t slow me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"
 * To Luigi: "I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don’t make me start clipping coupons!"
 * To Bowser: "I’ve never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"
 * To Toad:  "Goodness me! I’m suffering from a severe case of sticker shock!"
 * To Wario: "This shopping spree was definitely not in my budget!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."

Landing on a low price shop

 * To Player: "This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (Player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Stella: ''"Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Kiryl: "I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Player: ''"I love your shop, (Player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Looks like you’re about to win, Mario. You’re the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * To Luigi: "Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"
 * To Peach: "You shouldn’t be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"
 * To Yoshi: "This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"
 * To Bowser: "Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you’re going to win this one!"
 * To Wario: "Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"
 * To Waluigi: "Waluigi! Please don’t win yet! I’m having too much fun to stop playing now."
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"
 * To Birdo: "Don’t start celebrating, Birdo… You haven’t reached the finish line yet!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don’t let him reach the bank!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "I have an offer that may be worth your while…"
 * To Peach: "Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
 * To Yoshi: "I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"
 * To Bowser: "Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Mario: "What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don’t ever raise the prices!"
 * To Luigi: "This is your shop, isn’t it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"
 * To Peach: "Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"
 * To Yoshi: "You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I’ll definitely shop here again!"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"
 * To Wario: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Waluigi: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
 * To Daisy: "You seem to take good care of your customers. I’ll definitely shop here again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down! 
 * To Peach: "Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"
 * To Bowser: "Ack! I feel like I’ve let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."
 * To Donkey Kong: "Ouch! That’s going to leave a dent in my wallet."

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "OH NO! OH NO! My money’s disappearing right before my eyes!"
 * To Peach: "Don’t I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Bowser: ''"You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "I’d rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than to give it to Mario…but I gotta do it!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I’ll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"
 * To Peach: "You’re robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we’ll call it even?"
 * To Yoshi: "Blast it all! You won’t get away with this!"
 * To Bowser: "No one’s impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"
 * To Toad: "I’m gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "That’s it, Donkey Kong! I’m selling you to the zoo!"
 * To Daisy: "There! Are you happy with yourself? You made Wario pay out the nose!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Jessica: "Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, Mario! I always knew you were a winner!)"