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5-Volt
5-Volt is 9-Volt's mother and makes a few appearances in the WarioWare series. She is never fully seen until Game & Wario, and judging from what is seen of her, she is a human like her son.

Baby Birdo
Baby Birdo is the baby form of Birdo. Baby Birdo has yet to appear in any Mario games. She is one of the only babies not to be a star child. She looks extremely similar to her older self, except for her personal bow. A photograph of the current appearance of Baby Birdo.

Games starred in:
None

("A baby with a wedding ring?")

Baby Bowser
Although he is the child of his father and mother.......

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Baby Luigi's involvement as starring role in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time starts when Baby Bowser decides to kidnap Baby Peach on the same day the Shroobs decide to invade the Mushroom Kingdom. While Baby Mario and Baby Luigi arrive to play with Baby Peach, Baby Mario battles and defeats Baby Bowser. Baby Luigi, during the battle, is busy trying to cheer Baby Peach up and therefore doesn't battle alongside Baby Mario. The Shroobs then invade the castle and everyone is forced to flee into the Koopa Cruiser, where Baby Bowser plans to take the refugees into the safety of his castle. Baby Bowser and the others then head to Hollijolli Village, partly because of Baby Peach's plead to destroy the Shroob UFOs occupying the area. The Baby Mario Bros. get sent to rescue the faint Mario Bros. and they defeat the Shroobs that have done so. Princess Shroob, second in command of the Shroobs, shoots a missile at the Koopa Cruiser. The Koopa Cruiser takes a hit and crash lands in Baby Bowser's Castle.

Mario and Luigi haven't been thrown clear of the crash, but they eventually find Baby Mario and Baby Luigi trapped in a high place. Baby Luigi seems to be reluctant to get down, but does so anyway because of the soft fabrics of Stuffwell. After a brief tutorial by him, the Baby Mario Bros. then team up with their adult counterparts out of the castle and into a Time Hole. Along the way, they find a mysterious sparkling shard. The group of four return to Princess Peach's Castle and Professor Elvin Gadd identifies the crystal as a Cobalt Star Shard, the fuel source of his time machine. Another Time Hole appears and the four go into it to investigate it, only ending up in Toadwood Forest.

In Toadwood Forest, Toadiko appears to be trapped in the branches, with her energy being depleted by the Vim Factory. She turns into a Shroob Mushroom and the group explores the forest in order to open up the door to the Vim Factory. Shortly after entering the Vim Factory, the L33t Hamm3r Broz. suck Mario and Luigi away, leaving Baby Mario and Baby Luigi panicked. After the Baby Mario Bros. defeat the L33t Hamm3r Broz., the helmets break and the Hammer Bros. get reverted to normal. As a thanks, they give the Baby Mario Bros. hammers and teach the Bros. how to utilize them. Baby Luigi's hammer technique is the Baby Drill; he leaps on top of Baby Mario while they drill into the ground. This technique is utilized to acquire underground items and move underneath fences. After figuring out how to reach the trapped Mario Bros., the babies free them and they're once together again. The group of four moves along until they reach the end of the Vim Factory, which houses Swiggler. They defeat Swiggler and earn a Cobalt Star Shard, however, Baby Bowser barges in and attempts to steal the Cobalt Star Shard. He proceeds to spin for the purpose of making the Mario Bros. dizzy, which he succeeds in doing that to the adults, but the babies continue spinning. Even though they're not dizzy, they're immobile and this enables Baby Bowser to steal the Cobalt Star Shards.

The Bros. return to Princess Peach's Castle, only to find out that Time Holes have been appearing excessively. After Mario and Luigi learn a new technique from the Toadsworths, they go into the library and enter Yoshi's Island via Time Hole. All of the Yoshis seem to disappear in this island and the Bros. meet Kylie Koopa in a hut. The babies find out that the Yoshis in the island are hiding from Yoob, who seems to have hatched from a pink and green-spotted egg. It turns out that Yoob is eating the Yoshi inhabitants. The Bros. enter a hut, which leads to another part of the island. Luigi finds out that there are Yoshi Cookies lying there. He almost eats one himself, but Baby Luigi gives him a look that compels Luigi to give him the cookie. Baby Luigi happily accepts the cookie and says, "Thank you very much."

The four heroes venture through the island, even while Kamek makes fire barriers. They find Baby Bowser and Kamek, with a stash of cookies and Baby Bowser eating them. Mario and Luigi confront Kamek and Baby Bowser, while Baby Mario and Baby Luigi get distracted and eat the entire cookie stash. Baby Bowser unleashes his fury and calls Baby Mario and Baby Luigi, "snackaholics". Kamek promises that he will defeat them, but he gets defeated himself. The Bros. then pursue Baby Bowser, who gets trapped in a dead end. The Bros. get shocked when Baby Bowser decides to the Yoshi Cookie, in which he is even proclaiming, "Tasty!". However, Yoob climbs up, gets zapped by a Shroob UFO to grow larger, and eats everyone in sight.

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi get upset and start crying once they land into Yoob's intestines. While Luigi gets up, he finds that Mario is still unconscious. Luigi attempts to cheer the babies up, but fails to do so. Right when he is about to lose his mind, he grabs Yoshi Cookies out of his pocket. This cheers Baby Mario and Baby Luigi up and therefore makes them stop crying. Mario then regains his consciousness and the Bros. travel through Yoob's body. The Yoshis inside of Yoob aid the Bros. by pushing Chomp Rocks in order to enlarge some parts of Yoob's body. The Bros. find out that the Yoob has a factory inside of him which traps Yoshis inside eggs. The Baby Mario Bros. shut down the factory, which shuts Yoob down and enables the Bros. to travel further. They meet Toadbert, who lost his memory and gives them his drawing. The Bros. then battle Sunnycide, defeat it, and exit Yoob through the rear end. Baby Bowser happens to vomit the Cobalt Star Shards, which provides the Bros. with the opportunity to swipe them. They manage to do so and return to the present.

After the adult Mario Bros. learn how to use the Bros. Ball, which enables them to access another Time Hole, the heroes hop into the Time Hole and travel to Gritzy Desert. The Bros. try to get into the Koopaseum in the desert, only to be chased by a large army of Shroobs. While the Bros. hide behind a pillar, the Baby Bros. wander away and Luigi tries to pursue them, only to find himself getting pursued by a single Shroob. After this event and after Mario meets Kylie Koopa again, the Bros. separate and activate the Dry Bones heads in the desert. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi must also battle enemies in the path and activate switches for the adult Mario Bros. to also access the remote parts of the desert. After activating the statues, the Colosseum opens and the Bros. can enter.

Inside the Colosseum, a celebration is held, honoring the conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom. What compels the Bros. to proceed further is the attempt of feeding Princess Peach to Petey Piranha, which the Mario Bros. panic. They try interfering, only to end up onstage. Princess Shroob orders Shrooboid Brat to attack the Bros., only to find itself defeated by them. She then orders the Shroobs to zap the ground beneath the Mario Bros., which makes them plummet into Gritzy Caves. In the caves, the adult Bros. are knocked unconscious. Baby Mario attempts to wake Luigi up by screaming and makes a last attempt by smacking him with his hammer while Baby Luigi hesitantly steps back. Luigi regains his consciousness and gets infuriated at the babies, who cry because of the threat. Mario wakes up to find out Luigi has caused trouble and confronts Luigi. Luigi, intimidated by Mario, also starts crying. After a while, the Bros. proceed to travel through the caverns, battling enemies and solving puzzles, until they find Kylie Koopa tied up. A Shroob cuts the rope and she gets eaten by Petey Piranha, who promptly escapes.

A few rooms later, Petey Piranha appears. The Mario Bros. attempt to hide behind pillars and try to sneak, only to find out that Luigi has accidentally left Baby Luigi behind. Petey Piranha locates Baby Luigi and drastically intimidates him, causing him to scream. The Bros. rescue Baby Luigi and attack Petey Piranha. They eventually defeat him, who spits up a Cobalt Star Shard and Kylie Koopa. The Bros. rescue Princess Peach, who seems all right, despite that a Shroob Mushroom is growing out of her face. They take Princess Peach back to the castle, where she takes a nap.

The two Toadsworths teach the Mario Bros. another move, this time altering the Baby Mario Bros.. One move is spinning the babies high in the air and the other is Baby Cakes, where the adult Bros. flatten the Baby Bros. into wafer-thin form. Shortly after the Bros. learn the techniques, Bowser makes an attempt to kidnap Princess Peach. While escaping, he breaks the floor and tumbles into the Time Hole into the room below him. The Bros. pursue Bowser and end up in Thwomp Volcano. After climbing to the top of the volcano, they meet the younger E. Gadd and Mrs. Thwomp, who battles them but gets defeated. After the Bros. defeat Mrs. Thwomp, her husband takes them into the volcano, where they solve many puzzles. The four heroes eventually meet up with Bowser, who teams up with Baby Bowser. They defeat Bowser and Baby Bowser after a fight and leave Princess Peach behind. The Shroob Mother Ship then comes in and abducts Princess Peach while the Bros. follow her. They navigate through the ship until they're met by a seemingly-traitorous Shroob that knocks away the other Shroobs and Princess Shroob, who is actually disguised as Princess Peach. It turns out that it's actually Kylie Koopa and she utilizes a key that makes her and the Bros. fall out of the ship.

The Bros. end up in a destroyed Toad Town. They find a Warp Pipe that leads to Star Hill. After navigating through Star Hill, the heroes get ambushed by Commander Shroob, but he ends up getting defeated. The Bros. go into Star Shrine to find a Cobalt Star Shard. The spirit of the star appears and begins to speak, while Baby Luigi knows that something amiss is in that star and whatever it is, he starts crying because of the presumed threat in the star. The others don't know why he is crying, but calm him down anyway. They pass on into the gate, which claims that Luigi doesn't have a pure heart. After being tested and proven that he indeed has a pure heart, the gate knew that he has a pure heart the entire time and the whole process is simply a test. In the shrine, the Bros. eventually pass through and find the fourth Cobalt Star Shard. The Elder Shrooboid attacks them, turns Kylie Koopa and Toadbert into Shroob Mushrooms, and gets defeated by the Bros.

The Bros. return to the castle and are asked to go to the Shroob Castle in the past. After exploring the castle, defeating enemies, solving puzzles, and destroying the Shroob Mother Ship, they inspect the crashed spaceship. The hatch opens up and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi get frightened by it. Baby Luigi tries to make Luigi the first one to inspect it by pushing him, but he happens to be frightened too, so he goes behind him. After this event, Luigi gestures Mario to go inspect it. He goes to investigate, when a sudden voice surprises both of them. Princess Shroob is the voice and she then attacks the Bros.. They defeat Princess Shroob and Princess Peach shows the last Cobalt Star Shard to them. She doesn't give it to them for a reason that she is about to explain, however Baby Bowser barges in and combines all of the Star Shards together, which creates Elder Princess Shroob. Princess Peach then describes how she traps the Elder Princess Shroob into the Cobalt Star and this also happens to be the perceived threat that Baby Luigi has acquired earlier in the Star Shrine.

Although mighty and powerful, Elder Princess Shroob eventually gets defeated by the Bros.. She turns into a Mushroom, which Baby Luigi walks up to and takes it as a souvenir. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi also get uninterested by the conversation that Princess Peach and Mario are having and Baby Luigi starts playing with the Mushroom that used to be Baby Bowser. Baby Mario also decides it's fun and steps on Baby Luigi. Baby Luigi, after feeling pain from him, starts crying and restores Baby Bowser. After the gang realises it, the camera humorously circles on the crying Baby Luigi, and then makes the screen turn black. Professor Elvin Gadd then develops an invention that has similar chemical properties as tears and sprays it in the past, annihilating Shroob presence.

The Toads then inform the Bros. about the unconscious Bowser, who they then meet. The purple Mushroom, Baby Luigi's souvenir, then flies out of his grasp and flings itself into Bowser's mouth, which he swallows. Bowser, as Shrowser, regains energy and fights the Bros., who can't fight back. However, they exploit his attacks and utilize it against him, which he ultimately gets defeated from, and thus obliterates Elder Princess Shroob. After this fight, the Time Machine gets fixed. Baby Mario gives his hammer to Mario and happily leaves him. Baby Luigi, however, doesn't want to leave and actually wants to explore more, until Luigi bribes him with the last Yoshi Cookie. He also tries reminding Baby Luigi to give his hammer, but he flings it and hits Luigi, which Baby Luigi gets delighted from. They then travel back to their own time period after a farewell.

(next up: a 500 page story on what Baby Luigi does in Mario Kart Wii -)

"Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi appeared in an episode of The great adventure of Mario 2, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel". In this episode, Yoshi and Kooky von Koopa attempted to use Kooky's Time Travel Tube to go back in time to Brooklyn and stop the X-men. from getting transported to the habbo Hotel via going through a teleporter disguised as a bathtub they were fixing. The current day Mario Bros. attempt to stop them, by following Koopa and Kooky through to Habbo. However, due to a glitch in the Teleport Travel Tube, everyone on board is turned gay. Baby Toad however manages to retrieve the Tube after it is fixed and turn himself and the Mario Bros. back to Habbo. The Mario Bros. and Toad later stop Yoshi's scheme.

Physical Description
Baby Luigi is very similar to Baby Toad. Both have a reputation of being quite "gay". He also has a thin layer of brown hair always covered by his trademark "L" hat. The only major difference between Baby Mario and Toad is that Toad is obviously an alien mushroom, while Baby Luigi wears a green shirt and green hat. Also, Baby Luigi's sneakers are green and Toad hates sneakers.

Baby on Wii
['nuff said]

Baby Rosalina
Baby Rosalina, State together with the young Polari, this 3D image. Baby Rosalina has no magic wand as Princess Rosalina has. But only later when she gets her degree she has achieved. Baby Rosalina not even exist, but everyone has ever had a baby, so why is Baby Rosalina here.

("Sooner or later Baby Rosalina will come")

(Later recreated as the following):

Baby Rosalina is the baby version of galaxy princess, Rosalina. She hasn't been in very many games. Her most famous appearance is in Diaper Duty 2: The Eggs. Baby Rosalina appears in the Super Baby Partners Squad game. She helps Baby Mario & Baby Luigi rescue Baby Peach & Baby Daisy from Baby Bowser by giving them special abilities and a few hints. She becomes a playable character after the game is completed.

Games she appears in: Diaper Duty 2: the eggs Diaper Duty 3: Baby Peach's turn to shine Diaper Duty 4: Piranha Plant storms Diaper Duty 5: Koopa Kid Gets Mad Diaper Duty 6: Baby Birdo is born Diaper Duty 7: The Nega star children Diaper Duty 9: The lost island Super Baby Mario Kart



("This is the BEST character in Mario history! Just Kidding! She's only a repaint of Baby Daisy or Baby Peach, with a few tweaks to make her look like Rosalina, How mediocre!" )
 * ("That makes it a redeco...")

Baby toad
Baby Toad is a little Toad. He always sleeping and he love Mario

("The "Baby Toad" is just a Mini Mushroom and the body of an official artwork Toad from Super Mario Galaxy- with added MSPaint hands")

Baby waluigi
Baby Waluigi

("If anyone needs any help after seeing this image, I know a good therapist." - )

("How many Baby Waluigis we have here???")

("Two pictures of him is two too many.") -

WELL FROM WHAT I THINK I KNOW UMMMM HE LOVES BABY DAISY

("I think I know.... So you are not sure if you know?")

Baby Waluigi, comes in for almost nothing Baby Waluigi has a, and a coin in his hand. He hates (not Baby Luigi).

("Great, another Baby Waluigi")

Brown Yoshi
Due to the absence of Brown Yoshis in recent games, and with the prevailance of Orange Yoshis instead, many consider Brown Yoshi and Orange Yoshi to be one and the same. Of course, it's also possible that Brown Yoshis are simply endangered.

("Mushroom Kingdom's most prestigious environmentalists blame habitat destruction and over-hunting." )

Common sense
Bowser's plans are also sometimes complicated in themselves and involve numerous crimes such as abduction, theft, robbery, terrorism, abuse, harrassment, blackmail, arson, destruction, numerous attempts of mass murder, minion facilitation, child endangerment, assault, and even acts such as frame-up, fraud, and identity theft as evident in Super Mario Sunshine.

(Anybody else see several redundant things in this entry?)
 * (Nah, I'm pretty sure the redundancy is to ensure that little wimps like Ganondorf cower and cry for their aunties.)

Emotions
While Bowser has been shown from pure relentless evil to a comical villain, there have been hardly any instances where Bowser has shown any form of emotion other than anger or hatred. Bowser has never shown any remorse for his actions, which have led to numerous atrocities and caused much destruction from the Mushroom Kingdom all the way to the outer reaches of the universe. Bowser also seems to lack sympathy and has disregard for any form of life. Bowser's many attacks on the Mushroom Kingdom could have easily taken many lives, but Bowser has never shown any remorse when doing these attacks, only focusing on obtaining power and ruling the Mushroom Kingdom with Peach at his side. In Paper Mario, Mario's defeat at the hands of Bowser, to which Bowser mockingly laughed at, could be considered murder as he is only able to rise up after the combined energy of the Star Spirits. In Super Paper Mario, Bowser has shown to have no problems killing his own minions when they attack. He has even on occasions abducted infants to fulfill his nefarious goal of conquest and did not care in the least for their well being. Perhaps Bowser's biggest demonstration for disregard for other lives is in Super Mario Galaxy, where his plot was to wipe out entire galaxies to create a cosmos he can control.

"(The following pictures are great pictures to showcase Bowser's pure evil:)"



Bowser (Super Mario Galaxy Boss)
Bowser was a Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 boss, just like nearly every other Mario game. In Super Mario Galaxy, Bowser stole some Power Stars and Grand Stars from Rosalina and her Luma friends. Therefore, Rosalina told Mario (or Luigi) to get them back. So you had to fight Bowser for it. That's how he became a boss.

(The tale of how Bowser became a boss is one that will be told for the ages.)

Mario Tennis
[...]However, she lacks her crown, and has a short-lived suntan.

Dedar
[...]Dedar is so confident in his abilities that he suggests Toad should plan on having some excuses for losing. Toad, of course, made him eat his words.[...]

("This is an encyclopedia, not a Dedar-hate site. Also, people who don't understand idioms would probably get confused." -)

Diddy Kong
return of the werdos The old render of Diddy Kong.Diddy Kong first appeared in revenge of the werdos the last donkeyDonkey Kong Country, here he was still Donkey Kong's apprentice and an in-training video-game star. Wanting to humor an over eager Diddy,but diddy got mad at dk and banished him from the jungle forever Donkey decided to let Diddy guard his Banana Hoard. Unfortunately, when DK assigned this duty to Diddy he hadn't expected the Kremling Krew to attack. Unable to hold off an attack by a Krusha, Diddy was sealed in a barrel. The next morning Donkey awoke and, realizing his bananas were missing, he found and released Diddy and the two set off to reclaim them and drive the Kremlings off of Donkey Kong Island. Eventually Donkey and Diddy managed to defeat King K. Rool and the Kremling Krew.

werdoland 2 diddys distruction

Disaster soon struck in werdo land 2 diddys distruction, when the Kremling Krew kidnapped Donkey Kong burned him in a fire took diddy with him when he did it then burned his face and whisked him away to their own island, werdo Isle. K. werd threatened to never return Donkey Kong unless he was given the mario of Banana crack, which Diddy agrese to give because all the trouble that he and Donkey Kong went through to help him in the previous game. It was up to Diddy and werdo sqad to venture through werdo Isle and dystroy Donkey Kong withKaptain K. Rool. Near the end of werdo land 2 diddys dystruction, Donkey Kong was dystroyed by Diddy and the werdo squad and werdo Isle sank them to the ocean.

("These edits are weird")

The Dinosaurs
[...]The Dinosaurs are a group of, as the name indicates,inhabiting Diamond City[...]

("It should be noted that, unlike what the article says, the Dinosaurs are not actual dinosaurs; They are a Pizza chain.")

Donkey Kong Country Wii
Donkey Kong Country Wii is a video game in development by Rare and Nintendo (collectively called "DK Wii") for the Wii. It was announced by Nintendo of America president and CEO Reggie Fils-Aime and a trailer was briefly shown during the Electronic Entertainment Expo 2009. The game features 3D side-scrolling gameplay. Fils-Aime stated that Donkey Kong Country Wii would "take you deeper into Kong's story," and also noted that the game would be a return to the style of the traditional series as opposed to the Konga series, though the game will have you fighting and his army of Kremlings and the new main villain of the series Emperor Wart. It is scheduled for release in 2011.

("Why was this part of the Donkey Kong article?")

-("Donkey Dude has been scarfing too much bananas, obviously. It's also the same reason we had a drought in Donkey Kong Country games at the time since nobody was stealing Donkey Kong's aforementioned bananas.")
 * Although usually faster than Bowser, Donkey Kong appeared as the slower character in Mario Super Sluggers. Why Bowser had the higher running stat in that game is unknown.

Super Mario 64
The first known Dorrie from Super Mario 64 lives in an underground lake in the Hazy Maze Cave. He spends his days swimming in circles, but will gladly give Mario a ride if he gets on his back. It is also possible to steer Dorrie by carefully climbing up onto his head; Mario will lose control of movement for a moment, then the player can control Dorrie by facing the direction they want to go in. Ground Pounding on his head will cause him to lower his neck, making this task easier. A sign near the lake in which he takes residence states that he might eat visitors if they get too close, although he otherwise proves to be a harmless creature. Apparently, Dorrie is a Plesiosaur, possessing a rather younger complexsion.

Dry Bowser
[...]This may be because his transformation pushed his anger and hatred of Mario to the extremes, possibly completely corrupting himself. In other words, Bowser's mean to the bone.[...]

False Bowser
In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, a False Bowser is the Shadow Bug copy of Bowser. False Bowser makes his first appearance without warning at The Lake almost seemingly at random. After Fox and Diddy Kong defeat him, he dissolves. He is seen several more times throughout the game, antagonizing the other heroes. Though evil, he fights exactly like Bowser.

Fawful
("That circle is wonderful")

Personality
Fawful's extreme rage makes him a psychopath, often harming others without cause or sympathy ("Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"). Fawful only cares for Cackletta in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga and frantically helps her when she is not hurt, but ignores her when she is hurt. Yet, Fawful's speech prior to his final battle against Mario and Luigi reveals that he's very disturbed at how it was his genius that allowed Cackletta to live on while he remains a lackey and lets her obtain all the power and glory. This was apparently the start of Fawful's true lust for greater power and gratification, having had enough of serving others and allowing his genius to be used for their own gains and not getting anything back in return, not even recognition.

Fawful delights in taunting his enemies before obliterating them ("Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"). Fawful is quite deranged, he has several megalomaniac desires, and aspires to create great chaos in the world. He lusts for the ultimate dark power and does not care for the consequences that it would bring to the rest of the world, willing to let it be plunged into endless chaos with millions of lives being consumed by his warped desires.

Fawful is also arguably the most self-absorbed villain in the series, building statues in his honor wherever he goes, hosting shows about him, speaking of himself in third person in honor, constantly making speeches on his genius, and even giving his army his own likeness. To further show off his image, Fawful created several Fawful merchandise sold to his minions, and even made some of his minions look like him (such as "Fawful Guy").

(Did you know Fawful is grimdark? Me neither.)

Trivia
(No it shouldn't. )
 * It should be noted that Funky Kong is considered to have the best theme song in whatever game he appears in.

Manner of speaking
("Isn't that a bit offensive")
 * In the Korean version, they talk in a North Korean accent.

Goombella
As stated in her Tattle in the underground area of Shhwonk Fortress, Goombella is the only Goomba who wears shoes.

-"(Goombella has the same feet as any other Goomba...)" -

Trivia

 * Grodus is possibly a cybernetic sorcerer, granting him an ability to use a combination of magic and technology.

"(Does this make the Magic School Bus a cybernetic sorcerer as well?)" -

Harry Blackstone Jr.
Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!.[...]

("When will he be alive again?")

Herman Smirch
Because of the series' early cancellation, the truth about Smirch's misadventures was never truly revealed - that he had merely hallucinated Tatanga, Daisy, and Mario coming out, and none of it was happening at all.

Personality
Kamek is a character that is devoted to Bowser; he does what his master wishes, without question. This means that if Bowser gives an order, no matter how ridiculous or difficult, Kamek will follow it. In addition, Kamek views Bowser like a son to him, as evidenced by his psychopath quote "That's... my child?" in reference to Bowser. He is also very evil, formulating diabolical schemes with little thought as to how they will affect innocent people, such as kidnapping the Baby Mario brothers and attempting to destroy his enemies without a second's hesitation and instead a feeling of joy (apparent in his speeches to the Yoshis before setting one of his monsters on them).

(I like how some of those try-hard personality sections tries to put on a air of intensity and sophistication, even with such poor content. "The bad guy is very evil, making bad things which are very not good and that without any feeling of goodness.")

Luigi's Mansion
Prior to the events of Luigi's Mansion, the ghost hunter Professor E. Gadd, had managed to capture Boolossus, one of the biggest and strongest Boos in King Boo's forces. Of course, this had greatly angered the Boo leader, and the ghost orchestrates a rescue attempt. Meanwhile, Professor E. Gadd brings Boolossus to his lab in Boo Woods. Using a special device called a Ghost Portrificationizer, E. Gadd seals Boolossus in a portrait and hangs the new piece of art in his Gallery.

Eventually, King Boo and his forces attack the laboratory. The Boos reverse the settings of the Portificationizer and release Boolossus from his portrait prison. King Boo, in an act of revenge, then orders that all the ghosts that E. Gadd had captured in his travels should be freed as well. After releasing all of the portrait ghosts and reversing years and years of E. Gadd's work, King Boo magically creates a huge mansion out of thin air, and places it right next to the professor's lab. The Boo leader, his Boo minions, and the portrait ghosts recently freed from their prisons, decide to inhabit the mansion. With a new place to haunt and an army of new ghosts courtesy of released portrait ghost Vincent Van Gore, King Boo decides to enact a new scheme. With his newfound resources, King Boo creates a plan of revenge against old rivals of the Boos. King Boo devises a plan to capture both Mario and Luigi, the defenders of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Hoping to recapture Luigi, King Boo sends the plumber a letter. The message states that Luigi had won a mansion in a contest and provides the location of the prize. Of course, Luigi is skeptical of such a reward, as he does not recall entering any contest; however, he is excited nonetheless. He asks his brother Mario to investigate the mansion, and said he would arrive shortly thereafter. As such, Mario, along with Toad, ventured to the mansion. Unfortunately, Mario is instantly overwhelmed by King Boo's forces and is captured. King Boo then imprisons the great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom in a portrait, just like the Boo leader's minion Boolossus was previously. The imprisoned Mario is placed in the Secret Altar in the basement of the mansion. Of course, King Boo wishes to add another painting to his collection: the portrait of Luigi.

While waiting for the arrival of Luigi, King Boo and his Boo minions decide to rest behind a secret door in the floor of the Storage Room. When Luigi arrives in the room, and reveals the secret door, the Boos spring out from the floor, enraged after being awakened from their slumber. However, the Boos (including King Boo) break off their surprise attack when they notice the Poltergust 3000 on Luigi's back. The special ghost-capturing weapon was previously given to Luigi by Professor E. Gadd, who wants the plumber to recapture the portrait ghosts. The Poltergust 3000 is one of the few things King Boo fears, and he, along with the other Boos, fly off in different directions and hide in the mansion. The Boo leader himself travels to the Secret Altar in the mansion's basement. While in the protected room, King Boo amuses himself by watching Mario's pathetic pleas for help.

The path to the Secret Altar is locked by a special key in the possession of Vincent Van Gore, who has locked himself in the Artist's Studio on the third floor of the mansion. After capturing the ghost and retrieving the key, Luigi discovers that he needs more than a key to access King Boo's lair. If the green-clad ghost hunter attempts to enter the Secret Altar without catching a certain number of Boos, King Boo himself would materialize before Luigi and blow the plumber away to the Foyer, the entrance of the mansion. However, since King Boo's power was directly related to the number of Boos in the mansion, Luigi could weaken the Boo leader by capturing the Boos hidden in the various rooms. After Luigi captures at least forty of the mansion's fifty Boos, King Boo would lose his ability to blow the ghost hunter away from the Secret Altar. As such, with his Poltergust 3000 in hand, Luigi enters King Boo's lair and prepares for a final showdown.

Upon entering the altar, Luigi notices King Boo staring at his most prized possession: the Mario painting. However, King Boo turns to Luigi and states his desire to complete his set and add a Luigi painting to the collection. After saying this, King Boo flies into the Mario painting hanging on the wall. Strangely, the figure of Mario transforms into the form of Bowser, and the new Bowser painting inhales Luigi into the canvas. After entering the painting, Luigi is transported into a strange arena that resembles the mansion's roof. The green-clad hero is in for an even bigger shock when none other than the colossal form of Bowser appears before him. In reality, this isn't really Bowser, but King Boo is inside the mecha decoy of the hulking beast, secretly piloting it from behind the scenes.

King Boo uses this Bowser disguise to attack the heroic Luigi, shooting flames at the green-clad plumber, and even attempting to inhale Luigi into its mouth. The decoy also possesses the ability to create three large spiked bombs out of thin air, and toss the explosives at Luigi. The hero knew he had to fight back, and used his Poltergust 3000 to pull in one of the spiked explosives and release it into the beast's mouth. The result of this attack blasts off the head of the mechanical Bowser decoy, knocking King Boo out of its body. Exposed to the power of the Poltergust 3000, Luigi begins to deplete the ghost's five hundred hit points. Unfortunately, the machine's head would hover around the arena and shoot ice blasts at Luigi (by means of King Boo's magic). If frozen, Luigi could shake himself free from the icy prison. He would have to be quick, as he took damage every second he was frozen. Eventually, King Boo would fly back into the dormant Bowser body and the head would reattach itself, resuming the fight and piloting it again. Luigi repeats the same process, slowly weakening the ghost, but after King Boo's life fell below two hundred HP, the head of the machine would reattach backwards whenever he returned to the Bowser body, causing the Bowser mecha to run around aimlessly, destroying everything in its path. Eventually, the mecha would put its head on correctly and resume the fight.

After a long and difficult battle, Luigi manages to completely drain King Boo's HP and capture the ghost leader inside the Poltergust 3000. Without the presence of King Boo, the Bowser mech collapses powerlessly onto the ground with its head detached from its body.

After the battle, Luigi picks up King Boo's crown, worth 5000G (the value of only one Gold Coin) and adds it to his treasure collection. Upon returning to the mansion, the green-clad ghost hunter also picks up the Mario painting and quickly travels back to Professor E. Gadd's lab. In the lab, Luigi connects the Poltergust to the professor's Portrificationizer, dumping its ghostly contents into the machine. Surprisingly, not only did the spirit of King Boo appear in the Portrificationizer, but what appeared to be the Bowser mech also materialized. With King Boo captured and imprisoned, Professor E. Gadd hangs his new portrait in the most elegant room of his gallery. In the end, Mario is finally released from his portrait and Luigi emerges from his adventure a true hero.

(This is probably one of Luigi's unused stories for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. -)

Kamek
Kamek is a high ranking Magikoopa in the Koopa Troop. Kamek has cared for Bowser since he was a child. Kamek's first appearance was in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island where he foresaw that two babies born that night would cause great trouble for the Koopa Troop. Kamek captured one of them, Baby Luigi, but failed to find the other one, Baby Mario. Kamek continued to serve Bowser for many years, trying to kidnap Mario & Luigi, but failing. Kamek is also a leader of his own group known as the Toadies, who follow Kamek's every whim. Kamek also made an appearance in the spin-off game, Mario Party DS, once again serving as Bowser's Acolyte. Somehow, he has managed to appear again in New Super Mario Bros. Wii as he continues to assist the Koopalings and Bowser.

super mario 63
kamek plays a impotent role in the online remake of super mario 64 super mario 63. kamek is the companion of bowser and eventually betrays bowser and goes of on his own. at his castle mario must battle a magical bully to get a red shine sprite and go unlock a room in the attic. and helps mario save princes peach at the end of the game.

"(It shouldn't take a lot for Mario to take down an impotent bully.)" -

Koopa Kid
Additionally, a certain Koopa Kid shopkeeper ran an unethical Item Shop in the Bowser Land, where players were forced into buying random items.

"(The Item Shop, from further investigation, is heavily involved in the Black Market, forcing visitors to buy Toad slaves.)" -

Meatball
Meatball was omly mentioned in the Super Mario World television series episode Mama Luigi. When Yoshi eats Mario, he says that he knows how Meatball feels. Meatball is never mentioned again.

("Uh, meatball as in food..." - )

Princess Peach's mother
Princess Peach's mother has yet to appear in person. She was referenced by Princess Peach in Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen. According to the princess, her mother had given her the Visionary Jewel from the Country of Treasure (possibly as a gift.) She also mentions that her mother had passed away prior to the events of the film. Her political position in Mushroom Kingdom government and her relationship with Peach's father, King Toadstool, are not explored. Princess Peach's mother is unknown but most likely alive.

("Well, that's reassuring." – )

Lucas
[...]Lucas may be related to Snufit Ball, as the first part of the names start with the "oo" sound. Whether Miyamoto planned this, or if it is just a weird coincidence.[...]

Luigi
[...] ...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario. [...]

[...]When Luigi uses his Final Smash, the Negative Zone, it sounds like Luigi says, "hell". This may be one hint that Luigi has a really depressing life. [...]

[...] Toad had really good terms with Luigi for a very long time. He gives him special items in Luigi's Mansion. Luigi and Toadette are actually secretly dating.[...]

(Rudnicki much?)

Luma

 * Luma plays a much more important role in Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 than most people probably realize

(Luma starred (no pun intended) in the box cover of both those games, so it is perfectly natural to assume he played a minor role! -)


 * If the player replays the "Grand Star Rescue" level after they have played through it for the first time, Mario will retain his ability to spin and Luma will briefly hover over his head and then go back into his cap again like he always does, despite the fact that by replaying the level, he has technically not befriended Luma yet, and so should not be able to spin yet. The rest of the level remains the same though, so when Mario chases Luma as a Star Bunny and Luma turns back into himself after Mario catches him, the player can actually see Luma in two places at once if they spin when Mario is next to Luma, causing Luma to hover over his head while simultaneously appearing on the Starting Planet as well.

(Can you imagine a huge paragraph containing only TWO sentences? Well, there you go. -A user whose brain got hurt by reading that)

Talk:Mama Toad
Mama Toad is the mom of all the toads (For real? no kidding?! Ok where is Mama Yoshi?) - )
 * ("Mama Yoshi is actually Mama Luigi.") -

Mario
..."Mario claimed in "Plumbers Academy," Mario claimed that he was born with a plunger in his hand"... " *gasps* Hay! Come back here! - Mario Tennis

("Hay is for horses" - )

The following two images are a commentary made by a former administrator on the very poor state of the Mario page circa 2010.





Marth
Interestingly, when Marth uses Counter, he will say "Soko da", which translates to "There it is". This means he has found an opening to attack, and there it is.

Metal Mario (character)
Unlike Mario, Metal Mario often plays the role of Mario's rival.

(I wonder how Mario was his own rival. )

Mii
Miis in Mario Super Sluggers have wooden bodies with painted on baseball uniforms.

[...]

It should also be noted that all male Miis are right-handed batters, while the female Miis are left-handed batters in this game. Both genders are right-handed fielders though. For some reason, they don't speak in the game. (probably due to the fact they are not alive, but animated dolls)

Mini Peach
...The Mini Peach toys resemble the current design of Princess Peach.

("Really? They looked more like Poochy to me." - )

MIPS

 * MIPS, Also looks very high in this picture. He may have had a bit too much to toke before getting himself lost in the Basement of princess peaches Castle.

("Or maybe he's just good friends with Tommy Chong? The world may never know." - )

Mowz
Ms. Mowz from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is most likely a Mowz because she's a thief (though she is white)-plus the name Mowz may even be based on her name. Also the name Mowz is a pun on "Mouse".

(Ms. Mowz is a Mowz?! I never knew that!)

Old Man Skoo
[...]It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa. [...]

Orange Yoshi
[...] |An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors. [...]

(Hello captain obvious! )

Pixl Queen
The Pixl Queen is an unseen Pixl spoken of in Super Paper Mario. This rebellious Pixl is only talked about in four of Carson's stories, though quite a bit is revealed about her in these.

Despite the fact that the Pixl Queen was the first Pixl ever created, she seemed to stay largely quiet for what is thought to be 1,000 years after the creation of the Pixls 3,000 years before the setting of Super Paper Mario. However, seemingly long after the passing of her creator (the powerful magician who invented the process of Pixl-making), the Pixl Queen (then of an unknown name) finally rose into power, renaming herself with her only known name of "Pixl Queen." She then began to use her powers of mind control to manipulate all Pixls, causing them to eventually enslave most of the Tribe of Ancients (who were ironically once their masters) in her name. However, the owners of the magician's twelve original Pixl creations managed to somehow escape this Pixl Uprising and started to fight against the rebellious Pixls, containing them within Catch Cards and healing them. In the end, only one of these heroic Ancients survived, and he traveled with only his Pixl friends to the Pixl Queen's castle.

Once he arrived at the stronghold, he confronted the dark Pixl Queen herself, who immediately hid from the hero and shot a barrage of disturbing images to his mind telepathically. Although this greatly weakened the Ancient hero, one of his Pixls helped him through the tragedy and ended up defeating the Pixl Queen itself, although it was destroyed in the process of doing so. Afterwards, it was shockingly revealed to the hero who owned the Pixl that the Pixl Queen was the first created of the Pixls (perhaps created even earlier than the magician's so-called "original" twelve Pixls) and that the magician's motives for creating her involved the study of the Dark Prognosticus. The Ancient survivor, attempting to stop such a tragedy as the Pixl Uprising from ever happening again, then took the Dark Prognosticus with himself to unknown parts, likely founding the Tribe of Darkness known to once have possessed the dark book. Afterwards, the Pixl Queen's mutinous efforts led to the fall of the Tribe of Ancients and the outlawing of Pixl creation.

Though these are the only known actions of the seemingly late Pixl Queen, more is indeed known about the Pixl herself. Although the spirit united with the Pixl vessel that formed the Pixl Queen had previously been described as "demonic", Carson later stated that a certain one of the Pixl-creating magician's books revealed that the Pixl Queen's spirit was actually derived from a human rather than a demon. It was on this principle that Carson theorized that the Pixl Queen's spirit may have been that of the magician's own daughter (who did indeed get a Game Over during her father's life due to a deathly illness), although he later seemed to have disproved this theory in his statement that Pixls' spirits cannot be derived from Game Overed people. It is also unknown if the Pixl Queen had any helpful ability, although she was indeed able to control all Pixls and used the power of telepathy in her battle against the Ancient survivor, making these possible ability candidates.

(It was pretty hard to remove all of those brackets.--)

Princess Peach
In Mario Golf, Plum and Peach were partners. She was in the intro along with Mario, Luigi, and Peach. They were shown golfing together. Since Daisy replaced Plum, it is possible Plum had a good relation with Peach just like Daisy does. But Peach is not her mom. Mario

Mario
She has a good relation with Mario, And probably is one of his friends. She might be Mario's relative, or not.

("How can she be both his relative and not be his relative at the same time?" -

Polterpup (Character)
If you squeeze him he farts

("Farting in a Luigi's Mansion game?" - )

Princess Daisy
[...]in Mario Kart Double Dash!! daisy shares with Princess Peach the heart  ability.it alows daisy to get any item that hits her kart!!!!!!![...]

("My excitement will likely give me a heart attack." - )

Relationship with Other Characters
[...] Arguably the greatest evidence for any existing relationship between Luigi and Daisy is in the Super Mario Bros. film, released in 1993. Luigi and Daisy were quite clearly depicted as being infatuated with one another in this movie.

Princess Peach
[...]((spoiler))

you may not know this but Rosalina is actually peach`s daughter in the story chapter the dream of rosalina`s story it shows peach as her mom so that clearly makes mario her dad. but she is not from the same timeline as it says the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way… So.. you’ll see.” to mario.[...]

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
In Yoshi's Island, Toadstool was not in the game at all. Instead, Baby Mario and Yoshi rescued Baby Luigi from Kamek the Magikoopa.

("I really needed to know that she wasn't in this game. Thanks for pointing it out." )

Peach doesnt make sense in the Marioverse (Mickeyverse)
who was da dude who created Peach? she is nonsense and a VERY MINOR character. Rosalina should be in her place or maybe another princess... Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)
 * In the Mickeyverse, Peach is almost unknown, what makes her useless in this wiki. I would rather delete her article but i'm not a SySop.Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)

("...She's one of the four main characters...")

Puniper
[...]
 * The real game's tattle mispells "Puni" as "Puny".

("Did you write the game's tattle?" — )

Missile
[...] In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the Super Missile attack resembles the Super Missiles from the Metroid series.

("No way! I had absolutely no idea that Super Missiles looked like Super Missiles!") –

Shadow Mario
("Hmm...I always thought that Shadow Mario polluted, not the other way around."--BowserJunior)

Shy Guy
Yoshi is the main enemy of the Shy Guy clan. Yoshi has more abilities than an alone Shy Guy, making easy for him eat it and turning it in an egg. In the sports games, Shy Guy and Yoshi don't show any rivalry.

Mario is another Shy Guys's enemy. In Super Mario Bros. 2 Mario has to defeat the Shy Guy clan to defeat Wart. In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario (as Baby Mario) rides Yoshi and fight with the Bowser army (including Shy Guys) to rescue his brother Luigi (as Baby Luigi). Mario and Shy Guys's rivalry isn't too hard in recent games.

In many games Bowser is the leader of the Shy Guy clan. The Shy Guys work for Bowser trying to do bad things, but they aren't bad.

Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader.

(The humorous thing about this is that it's a relationship section about a species, but written like the Shy Guys were a single character. It would be like writing about the relation between various things Mario eat in the Paper Mario series.)

SIRI
SIRI is a really stupid computer who Mario asks really stupid questions to. SIRI will appear in the upcoming game Super Mario iPhone 4S, where she is a boss and later a shop owner that Mario, Luigi and Ros[...]

(I didn't know they made Mario games for iPhone. )

Trivia

 * He got the name "Slim" because he makes Mario and the other heroes slim.

Smart toad
Smart Toad

Bio Smart toad is the smartest of toad out of princess peach's toad

Solid Snake

 * during codec conversation, snake seems in not like sonic for no real reason. it may be because snakes and hedgehogs a enemies.

Spooky Speedster
He is a Boo wearing a helmet and goggles that will challenge Mario to a race for a Power Star.

("That is one competitive helmet and goggles we got here." -)

Sunglasses Vendor
The shirt serves no real purpose besides making Mario look more fashionable.

"(Overalls aren't fashionable enough in Mushroom Kingdom?)" -

Swanky Kong
Swanky Kong's original and first appearance.

Swanky Kong: Relationship unknown. Probably DK's twin brother (he does bear a striking resemblance).

(Found on the Kong family page)

Trivia

 * In Japanese folklore, tanooki are known for having gigantic testicles. With Luigi's transformation being changed to a kitsune, it can be seen as a form of emasculation (fitting his cowardly nature).

Tiptron
Tiptron is a robotic version of Tippi, a partner of Mario in the game Super Paper Mario. At the end of the game, Count Bleck and Tippi marry each other, to stop The Void, and the player can no longer use Tippi which is incredibly sad.

(Boo hoo.)

(R.I.P. Tippi — A great partner.)

Tiptron MK. II
[...]His name is a reference to Custom Robo.[...]

Toad
Taken from Enemy Course

[...]The player(s) need collect eight Toad Balloons to release a treasure chest that contains a Toad in it. It'll thank him or her for rescuing him and will give them three Mushrooms.[...]

(What is Toad? Some sort of robot? Notice how it said HIM after IT. I wonder how robots can change gender.)

(An edit was made by a vandal that replaces the article with that of John Stephen Goodman. Due to the length of the edit, a link to it is neccesarry.)

Taken from Washroom (1F)

[...]When the plumber speaks to the Toad, it mentioned that it had dropped something important inside the toilet.[...]

("*facepalms*" - )

Toadette
[...] Toadette has many of the same personality traits as her brother, Toad. [...]

Toadsworth
[...]Toadette is of the same species as Toadsworth. [...]

(What a close relationship! O)

("I think it should also be noted that Toadette and Dr. Crygor have two feet." - )

Toadsworth
[...]"He has a British accent and talks British as well;."[...]

("British is a language, who knew.")

[...]it has been stated in games and game booklets that Toadsworth is Peach's attaché and thus is subordinate to her (while if he were King, he would be the ruling monarch).

True Mimi
The True Mimi is a just a horrible,horrible monster.She appears in Super Paper Mario.The first meeting of the true Mimi is when the player is asked to sign a paper.If the player chose to sign or not Mimi will appear and turn into her spider like form.She will change in these steps.

1:At the start is already disgusting.She twists her head around so that her tie is at the top.

2:Her tie will flash.Then it will come off.

3:No more eyes for Mimi!One pony tail will come off.The other will stay and stick to 1 of her legs when they sprout.

She will also be seen when battling The Sammer Guys.Also she will be battled by Princess Peach near the destruction of all worlds.

Special Moves
...plant a tree, grow it, then chop it down to possibly hit enemies...

("No he's just doing it for the scenery really.")

Wario
In Mario Party 6, Wario and Toadette's team name is named Secret Friends. This may refer that Wario and Toadette were once friends, secretly.

A poopoo head jerk
(That was a header for a section)

History
[...]

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Wario was originally supposed to appear in Super Mario Galaxy 2 as a playable character, but was removed for an unknown reason. However, a cutscene showing Wario being unlocked still remains in the game's files.

Yoshi
It is unknown if Yoshi and Wart have met or not, but he may have knowledge on Yoshis. It may seems Wart and the Yoshis shares bad chemistry, for stealing the Yoshi Eggs from them, scattering them all over Subcon so Mario and friends must recuperate the eggs in Super Mario Advance.

Waluigi
(On May 25th 2011, the content on the Waluigi page was replaced with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about Dick Dastardly, a well-know Hanna-Barbera villain best known for his appearance in Wacky Races. The vandalism was reverted in a little less than 5 minutes after it was made. Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, this revision isn't directly archived on BJAODN.)

Personality and Etymology
In his first appearance, Mario Tennis, Waluigi was personified as a dark and even sinister character. The only sounds he made were psychotic groans accompanied by dark, twisted laughter. Whenever Waluigi scores a point, his eyes also glow a wicked purple.

"(Luigi and Waluigi-haters alike had a great time writing this part.)"

Trivia

 * Despite being Wario's partner in many games, Waluigi has yet to make an actual appearance in any Wario titles. <<<<this should not be a piece of trivia and should be removed. This is like adding to Daisy that she does not appear in super princess peach although she is peach's friend. This "trivia" is not cited in a manual or anything. it's bias and you know it. unless it is relevant or stated heavily in games, it isn't really trivia. this is just bias that shouldn't be included. unless you include that Tiny Kong despite being a friend of Dixie Kong does not appear in dixie's game and do that to every character like that, then remove this. it adds nothing significant to this article and is trash. clean it up off of this section please and thank you.

-"(OK, we'll clean up this section by removing this commentary. And stop restating what you think hundreds of times. And we'll clean up this section by removing this commentary.)" -

Whittle
[...] They speak with simplified, somewhat incorrect grammar, but it should be pointed out that their linguistic abilities are above average for trees.

Wizpig
"Well, lookie here! It's the little worm!"

- Wizpig

Wizpig is a gigantic magical pig-like alien and the main villain of the game Diddy Kong Racing. Not much of Wizpig's past is known, what is known though is that Wizpig, bored, decided to conquer his own planet. Succeeding in this endeavor Wizpig forcibly transformed his homeworld into a high-tech amusement park (for himself) called Future Fun Land. Eventually Wizpig once again, grew bored and decided to leave his planet to look for thrills on other inhabited worlds. One of the thrills Wizpig discovered was racing. This sport eventually became Wizpig's favorite thing to do, along with causing chaos.

From then on Wizpig went from world to world causing destruction and racing those who were brave enough to challenge him. After a while Wizpig would grow bored of the planet he was on he would leave it, possibly destroying it after he had his sadistic "fun" on it. Eventually Wizpig wound up on the planet inhabited by Donkey Kong and a multitude of others. Landing on Timber's Island, a neighbor of Donkey Kong Island, here he set to work. First Wizpig kicked Taj the Genie off his mountain, second Wizpig brainwashed several racers on the island to be his servants, finally Wizpig turned Timber's Island's best driver, Drumstick into a frog when he tried to challenge Wizpig.

Eventually a resistance to Wizpig's tyranny, lead by Timber, the son of the island's owners and his friend Diddy Kong, was made. After freeing all of Wizpig's servants from his control the adventurers gained all the pieces to Wizpig's amulet, which allowed them to challenge the giant pig wizard. After a grueling race the heroes managed to beat Wizpig who, in a fit of rage, teleported away. With Wizpig gone the heroes threw a celebration, unfortunately this party was cut short by Wizpig, who was hungry for revenge. Transporting himself and an opponent to Future Fun Land, which Wizpig had modified into a deathtrap. Here Wizpig demanded a re-match, this time on his turf.

After a long race consisting of dodging killer robots, electric fences and laser firing weapons the heroes once again prevailed over Wizpig. After his defeat, the rocket Wizpig was riding malfunctioned, stranding Wizpig on a deserted planet. The big bully finally got what he deserved. It is likely that Wizpig would have reappeared in Diddy Kong Racing's sequel, Diddy Kong Pilot and Diddy Kong Racing's spin-off, Donkey Kong Racing. However, these two games were cancelled when the owners of Rare sold their majority share in the company to Microsoft, causing Nintendo to sell its minority share to Microsoft as well. Wizpig has recently appeared in Diddy Kong Racing's Nintendo DS remake, Diddy Kong Racing DS and, strangely, he is an unlockable and playable character. He sounds less like an evil warthog, and very much more like Count Dracula. His stats in Diddy Kong Racing DS was the same as Taj and like Taj and T.T., he was shrunk down a little to fit a car.

(Also, it should be noted that on a previous revision, Wizpig has an affiliations parameter that listed "himself".)

Whomp King
("We love the fact that people edit the article and play pranks on us")

Yellow Toad (Super Mario Galaxy)
In Sweet Sweet Galaxy, he is found at the and says "I love mint chocolate!" which proves he does not sleep for the whole game.

("So much is wrong with this sentence. Where is he found?! Don't leave us hanging like that! Also, nice proof you got there.")