List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. For quotes from the remake, see here.

Beanbean Knights

 *  "You fiends!!!"  
 * "We... We've found you at last! You scum! What have you done to Prince Peasley ?!?"
 * "Yes! There is no mistake! YOU kidnapped Prince Peasley !"
 * "We have witnesses! Now confess, villains!"
 * "What's that? You say you're Mario and Luigi?"
 * "Lies! Bald-faced lies! The superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom would never come here!"
 * "...Oh, dear. Oh, my! Ohhh, BOY! Pardon us, sirs! SO sorry!"
 * "See, our kingdom's Prince Peasley was kidnapped by something..."
 * "...Or so recent reports out of Hoohoo Village claim."
 * "We have been looking for any sign of the perpetrator."
 * "According to eyewitness accounts, the prince's kidnapper..."
 * "... wore an odd helmet and spoke of mustard and fink-rats ... That is all we have to go on."
 * "If you come across anything, please let us know."
 * "Reopen the investigation!"

Birdo

 * "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
 * "Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!"
 * "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
 * "Are.. Are you saying that was all my fault?!? Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!"
 * "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"
 * "I CAN'T believe I lost to YOU!!!"

Border Bros

 * "Well, well! Talk about a nice surprise! Check it out, Bro!"
 * "It looks like the famous Mario Bros. have arrived!"
 * "Man! That really brings back the memories, doesn't it? Good times... Good times."
 * "So what's up, brothers M? Are you two heading off on a journey together?"
 * "Oh... So you probably want us to let you pass, huh?"
 * "Yeah, well, I'm sure you guys know this is the border of the Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "That's right, it's the border, and since we're the border security, we can't let you in..."
 * "...until you do some jumping worthy of the Mario name!"
 * "Want to do the Border Jump ?"
 * "The rules are really simple! Just jump to avoid touching the royal Border Line !"
 * "And keep on jumping until that flag in the background reaches the top of the flagpole."
 * "But listen, if either one of you makes 3 mistakes, then the game's over. The end."
 * "Well said, little Border Bro! Anyway, we'll be nice and let you practice first. Sound good?"
 * "OK, Mario, you go first. Press the Button to jump."
 * "OK!"
 * "Next it's your turn, Luigi . Press the Button to jump."
 * "OK!"
 * "OK, Mario, try to jump the rope... Er... I mean, try to jump the royal Border Line!"
 * "Man! That was incredible!"
 * "Now it's your turn, Luigi . Let's see you jump."
 * "Man! That was incredible!"
 * "All right, Mario, and you too, Luigi ! Try it together!"
 * "Man! That was incredible!"
 * "Well, that's all the practice you get!"
 * "Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!"
 * "Just beyond here is Beanbean Kingdom . You be extra careful when traveling there."
 * "You ready to try the infamous Border Jump 2 challenge?"
 * "Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!"
 * "You've cleared level..."
 *  "2!"  
 * "That was some great jumping! How about a beany reward to commemorate it!"
 * "You can't find this type of bean just anywhere! All yours! Enjoy!"
 * "You ready to take the Super Border Jump challenge?"
 * "Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!"
 * "You've cleared level..."
 *  "3!"   /   "4!"   /   "5!"  
 * "That was some great jumping! Here! Bean time!"
 * "Do you want to play Super Border Jump Sunshine? "
 * "Want to play?"
 * "Want to take the challenge of the Complete Border Jump ?"
 * "Game over!"
 * "You guys want to try again?"
 * "Later!"
 * "Hold up, Bros.!"
 * "Since we've been on duty, you two are the first people ever to cross our border. I mean, EVER!"
 * "We've gotta commemorate this occasion by giving you this!"
 * "As long as you have a map, you'll feel safer in foreign lands, right?"
 * "Press SELECT to view the menu screen and check out that map."

Bowser

 * ''"Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros.!!!"
 * "Urk!"
 * "Blaargh..."
 * "Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
 * "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
 * ''"Mario! Do something super!"
 * ''"Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go, capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
 * "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
 * "You're late! What were you doing?"
 * "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
 *  "Gwa ha ha ha!"  
 * "Well? So? What do you think? Incredible, isn't it? This is my newest weapon: the Koopa Cruiser!"
 * "Hmm... Yes, very good... Now all I need are my Baddies..."
 *  "Bowser Baddies!"  
 *  "GAAH! Where are they?"  
 * "Huh? What in green blazes...? Hey! You! Are you signing up to join my crew of Bowser Baddies?"
 * "I see! I see! You want me to bring you along that badly, huh?"
 * "Yes, you!"
 * "Gwa ha ha har! Oh, that's rich!"
 * ''"Don't be modest, Mr. Green! I mean, you look like a pain, but I'll take you anyway!"
 *  "Hey, you! Stop!"  
 * "War har har! Good! Then we can depart! And with an increased head count, too! Excellent!"
 * "WHAAAAT?!?"
 * "Move it, you idiots! Initiate Cruiser pursuit!"
 * "Hmm! Nice work! You can go back belowdecks. Now."
 * "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
 *  "RAWR! What now?"  
 * "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
 *  "GWAAAARRR! HOLD IT!"  
 * "Ow... Grrrr..."
 * "Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
 * "Have it your way..."
 * "Before he attacks... watch what he says... really carefully!"
 * "When the stuff this nut says is red ..."
 * "He's attacking YOU, Mario !"
 * "All enemies have a hint in their attacks."
 * "So keep your eyes on them."
 * "Hey! Mario!!! Great timing! I could use a hand here! I'm kind of...stuck."
 * ''"Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
 *  "Wh-Who dares speak to me so?"  
 * "Wh-What?!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"
 * "Finally! Let me outta here!!!"
 *  "GRAGH! You welcher!"  
 *  "Graaaaaaaargh!"  
 * "M-MARIO!!! Green 'Stache!!!"
 * "You gotta get Princess Peach's voice back!"
 *  "It's all up to you!"  

Rookie

 * "Yes, boss."
 * "Red and green... I feel like I know these two from somewhere... weird..."
 * "Yeah... something about them feels reeeeeeeeal familiar... It makes me feel... real mad!"
 * "For some reason, fighting these guys... makes my gut flare up something fierce..."
 * "Whoa! That was spicy!"
 * "I'm... so ashamed..."
 * "Yes! Ohhhh yes! the path is open!"
 * "You're amazing, boss!"
 * "I got heartburn!"

Bowser Baddies

 * "Oh, dear! Ack! Trouble! I've gotten separated from the Bowser Baddies ..."
 * "Um, listen... Do you know where Lord Bowser has gone?"
 * "Oh, no! I'm gonna be late! This is not good!"
 * "Great! Which way did he go?"
 * "Oh, OK. Thanks. It's almost time to assemble, and boy, I can't miss that! I've gotta hurry!"
 * "Ouch!"
 * "Ack! There's no exit!"
 * "Where the heck is everybody?"
 * "Your Gnarliness!"
 * "The Baddies have just arrived!"
 * "Hey! The assembly area is over here, you blithering idiots!"
 * "All Baddies have assembled! We shall now begin boarding the Koopa Cruiser!"
 * "Your Filthiness, boarding is now complete!"
 * "...Except for one deserter..."
 * "Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and... what's-yer-name! Green guy!"
 * "Mario! And...Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive down there, will you two?"
 * "We're about to arrive in the Beanbean Kingdom !"
 * "Press SELECT to open your suitcase, arrange your stuff, and get ready to roll."
 * "Then report to the deck . Pronto!"
 * "Yeah, so, you may not know this, but we Bowser Baddies recently added a new member."
 * "Yup. He's in training until we land in the Beanbean Kingdom."
 * "Ready?"
 * "Press START to switch positions between front and back."
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Press START to switch positions between front and back."
 * "Ready?"
 * "The Button controls the lead guy! The  Button controls the guy in the back!"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "The Button controls the lead guy! The  Button controls the guy in the back!"
 * "Ready?"
 * "If you see a Bros. Block, make sure you hit the block that matches your color!"
 * "If you hit the block that matches your color, the block will move sideways!"
 * "If you hit the block that matches your color, the block will move sideways!"
 * "I'm busy taking pictures! Don't talk to me right now!"
 * "Get in line, cutters!"
 * "Is this zit noticeable?"
 * "I always look so awful in photographs."
 * "Hey, there! You two!"
 * "Yeah! You two mustache dudes!"
 * "You're about to enter the Beanbean Kingdom, so you have your passports with you, right?"
 * "Well, it looks like you've got a suitcase there..."
 * "Tell you what: go ahead and press SELECT to open your suitcase, OK?"
 * "Why, you've got 'em right here!"
 * "These are your passports!"
 * "But... Hey!"
 * "There aren't any photos!"
 * "These won't get you into the Beanbean Kingdom! No sir, no way, no how!"
 * "Don't wig out about it, though. If we take your pictures here, you should be just fine."
 * "Since the Great Bowser has called you to the deck, I'll let you two cut the line."
 * "Snapping photos is easy!"
 * "Just stand on that mat there. See it? Right there."
 * "Step onto the mat once you're ready! No hurry!"
 * "Hey! I'm not done taking your picture yet, Mr. Twitchy!"
 * "OK, Mario, you step back, nice and easy."
 * "OK! I'm gonna take it!"
 * "Oops! I forgot to tell you..."
 * "Listen, when you're getting your picture taken, stand still."
 * "Don't go pressing ↑ ↓ ← or → on the + Control Pad to hold a pose!"
 * "And away we go!"
 * "Ready? Say CHEEP CHEEP!"
 * "You're next, Mario ." / "You're next, Mr. Green 'Stache ."
 * "Press START to move to the front of the line, then just stand on the mat. Got it?"
 * "I already took your photo, Mr. Green 'Stache . Duhhhh!"
 * "Now, Mr. Green 'Stache, you step back."
 * "And away we go!"
 * "Ready? Say CHEEP CHEEP!"
 * "Great! I've taken passport photos for both of you! Aren't we all happy now? Happy all around!"
 * "Those are official documents now, so no retakes!"
 * "Hmm... That goes there... and this goes here..."
 * "Working the hold isn't easy... And if you mess up, you have to start all over again."
 * "Oh! Mario! It's me! That lost guy!"
 * "Hey, thanks for telling me which way to go back in the Mushroom Kingdom! I was kind of panicking..."
 * "But thanks to you, I was the first one to board the Koopa Cruiser!"
 * "Here! Let me give you this..."
 * "It's nice to be nice!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Watch it, you clumsy oafs! Don't break the Great Bowser's cargo! It's important stuff!"
 * "...The deck?"
 * "The deck's just up ahead."
 * "Uh... But before you go there, I need to make sure you won't slow Lord Bowser down..."
 * "So... I'll teach you how to fight as a pair !"
 * "All right, but it's not my fault if you get in hot water later because you think you know everything."
 * "Then go have a look at that barrel over there. But remember..."
 * "You're about to face the best of Bowser's most elite troops, so prepare yourselves."
 * "Check that barrel over there."
 * "Hey!"
 * "Bowser will get mad at me if I don't whip you into shape, so even if you don't want to, listen up!"
 * "Let me show you how to dodge!"
 * " Mario uses the Button ... and Green uses the  Button ! Just jump to dodge!"
 * "Now then, little Baddies... Attack Mario ! ATTACK!"
 * "Halt!"
 * "Press the Button here!"
 * "Next, attack Mr. Lean 'n' Green !"
 * "Halt!"
 * "Press the Button now!"
 * "So as you can see..."
 * "Depending on how you time your jump, you might not only dodge, but counterattack , as well!"
 * "The thing is, though... There are some attack, like Bowser's flames, that you can't counter."
 * "All right, then! Practice up!"
 * "Oh! Whoops! I almost forgot! You attack the same way as when there's only one of you."
 * "Except Mr. Lean 'n' Green uses the Button for his Attack Command."
 * "Press the Button when you want to jump on an enemy!"
 * "NOW you can practice up!"
 * "Move along! Nothing to see!"
 * "C'mere, you!"
 * "C'mere, you!"
 * "Hahhh... Hooffff... Haarfff... It's too quick! I can't catch it..."
 * "And I have to get ready for Beanbean immigration..."
 * "Oh! It's Mario and...Mr. Greenie! Can you two help me out?"
 * "I'll teach you something important about going into battle in the process! No charge!"
 * "Now, you can catch these guys..."
 * "But first, you have to stomp 'em and start a battle."
 * "That's right! If you stomp on a monster as you enter battle..."
 * "It'll start the battle by taking damage ! Youch!"
 * "Well? Isn't that super-cool? Anyway, the rest is up to you!"
 * "Oops! I forgot something..."
 * "If you fail to stomp on a monster and it hits the dude in back when you enter battle..."
 * "Then that guy can't move until his turn comes! Watch out!"
 * "Hoo! Thanks!"
 * "Hey, can you get that other guy?"
 * "Hoo! Thanks!"
 * "Now I'm all ready!"
 * "Thanks! Remember, when you see enemies, just stomp, stomp , stomp 'em into the ground !"
 * "Just make sure the Bro in back doesn't get hit!" / "Just make sure the Bro in back doesn't get hit!"
 * "Hey! According to the book "Beanbean Vacations"..."
 * "You can save your travels by hitting that save album there!"
 * "Hitting that block there activates the Pinch Crane. I like to call it Mr. Pinch. Don't ask me why."
 * "In case it's not really obvious, you should be able to use ol' Mr. Pinch to move that cargo."
 * "Huh? Buh? What in the... Hey! Who did this? Who put cargo in this area?!?"
 * "How are we supposed to get to the deck with this in the way?!?"
 * "Uh-oh! Looks like the crane mistook you for cargo... That looks...uncomfortable."
 * "Hey! Since you're up there, why don't we use you as a lookout!"
 * "Your Rancidness!"
 * "We will soon pass over the border between the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms."
 * "The K-Koopa Cruiser... We haven't finished... paying it off..."
 * "F-Find Lord Bowser... Oh... Gack... Help us..."
 * "Bow-Bowser fell... Urgh... on the other side... Ack! ...of the border..."

Cackletta

 * "I wish to improve my kingdom's ties with the Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "I bring a gift from Queen Bean."
 * "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?"
 * "Eeyah ha ha ha! Oh, I dare!"
 * "And now I'm going straight back to the Beanbean Kingdom so my next plan can take root!"
 * "I have no time to chat with the likes of you!"
 * "Fawful! Take care of this!"
 * "Foolish Mario Bros.! You have completely and pathetically fallen into my trap! Repairing the plumbing is the key to disabling the Beanstar security system!"
 * "At last... At long, long last... I have in my possession both the Beanstar and Peach's voice!"
 * "The Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice are already mine!"
 * "Say, Mario Boys, you haven't bothered to pay a visit to your host, Queen Bean... I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree, Queen Bean?"
 * "Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy!"
 * "Eeyah ha ha ha! The moment when all the world will bow down to me has come at last..."
 * "Eeyah ha ha ha! Peach-bots! SPEAK!!!"
 * "Eeyah ha ha...HUH?! Wh-Wha-What happened?!? What is this???"
 * "Pests! Loathsome pests! And at the worst possible moment! We don't have time to deal with you fools!!!"
 * "Hah! Hmph! Well, won't this be fun! Oh, yes! If that's how it is, I'm ready for you! I'm going to knock you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Graagh! Eeyaa...ha...hohhh..."
 * "H-How could this happen?!?"
 * "Oh... Oh... Oh, Fawful!!! Give them one final... attack for me!"
 * "Any... Anyone will do now... Hurry... Quickly..."
 * "Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!"

Bowletta

 * "Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken. I'm... Bowletta!!!"
 * "I need no voice this time... I'll just steal... the real deal!!! Eeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "You puny little worms are no match for me now! I'm only going to say this once so listen up! If you want your precious princess returned safely... Bring me the four pieces of the beanstar! I will contact you again once the Beanstar is complete!"
 * "Very good! You fools make fine scavengers! Now I want red and green to bring the Beanstar to me! The drop point is at the far end of the ocean at the crypt for cruddy jokes called Jokes End! You can't get to Jokes End by walking on the seafloor, so don't try it cretins. Come after you learn how to cross the sea surface! And don't lose the Beanstar on the way, butterfingers!"
 * "You have done well! Seeing through their fake beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!"
 * "What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?"
 * "Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!"
 * "You reap the beans you saw, fools! Now meet your doom!"
 * "S-Somethings wrong here... T-Two princesses?!? Wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!"
 * "At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!"
 * "Hmph! They're a slick bunch, huh? And you Princess Peach... you're a sly one, too! By the way, princess... why are you covering your mouth with your hands?"
 * "ACK! BEHIND YOU! A HUMONGOUS COCKROACH!"
 * "Fawful... did you see that?"
 * "Fawful... fire at will."
 * "Gahhhhhhhhhh!!! How did you trick us?!?"
 * "Graaaaaack! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!?"
 * "...No! Instead we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Bah! No matter! They'll never make it here!"
 * "Koopalings! Your time has come!"
 * ''"You've done well to make it here! I should have expected as much from the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Unfortunately for you, those who desire to disrupt my plans have very short futures! After conquering the Beanbean Kingdom, I intend to make the Mushroom Kingdom mine as well! My new country has no need for old superstars! It will do just fine with only one: the Great Bowletta!!!
 * ''"GAHH! No cursed Mario Bros.! Not again..."
 * "EEYAH HA HA! FOOLS! You let your guards down! Even with all your fancy attacks, you can't beat me! Farewell, you two losers! It's time you took a nice relaxing break... IN MY BELLY!!!"
 * ''"Gahhhh! What? Huh? HEY!!! What's happening to me?!?"
 * ''"EEYARGH! It can't be!!! Impossible!!! I... No... How could I... And to this filthy little pair... HOW COULD I LOSE???"

Fawful

 * "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!"
 * "If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness!"
 * "Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires!"
 * "And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
 * "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Next it is the turn of you!"
 * " Fink-rat !!!"
 * " Fink-rat !!!"
 * "Such mumbling! Stop it..."
 * " Fink-rat !"
 * "Have you readiness for this ?!?"
 * "Have you readiness for this ?!?"
 * "Ooof!"
 * "Now is when I ram you!"
 * "Ooof!"
 * "Uhnnrgh... How could fink-rats like you beat such an awful nasty as me?"
 * "Headgear!"
 * "I have fury!"
 * "Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
 *  "One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats!"  
 * "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!"
 * "I have fury! At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"
 * "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
 * "In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
 * "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
 * "Yes...Moustache..."
 * "At last, my entrance with drama!"
 * "Stop it...such mumbling..."
 * "Next it is the turn of you!"
 * "You! You are the fink-rats that came with the Bowser that I hate!"

Hermie III

 * "Oh! I get a good feel from that, Yethh, I do."
 * "Hunh? Who are you? Have you come to help me decorate too?"
 * "Why! Red clothes... And a muthtache, even... That meanthh..."
 * "C-Could you be... THANTA CLAUTH!?!"
 * "Ahh... Oh... My decorationthh..."
 * "ARRGGHPTHH!"
 * "Ppth! The decorating thtopped, and it ith all because of you!"
 * "If you want to cauthe trouble... Then you're thtupid!"
 * "Ahpthpth! How fruthturating! It it time to thpeed things up!"
 * "What are you doing with my pretty decorathion? No more, thtupids!!!"
 * "Apppth! Haaackth!"
 * "Uhhnnn... It that tho? Then I thuppothe I have no choithe..."
 * "And after decorating thingth tho well, too..."
 * "Don't you have anything to replathe the bean-thing with?"
 * "If you happen to find thomething in your travelth, I really hope you bring it back here."
 * "Did you bring thomething to trade for the bean-thing?"
 * "Ehh?"
 * "You guyth never fail!"
 * "You did it! I thuppothe I owe you thigh in return! Take it with you!"

Jojora

 * "...Hold it, you two. This palace is our playground, understand? Do you two want to play here, too? In that case, the least you could do is say hello to those of us who were here first."
 * "Eh? Me? I'm Jojora. I'm the buddy of the cousin of the descendant of the spirit who once guarded this place."
 * "Princess Peach? Bowletta? Man, I have NO idea what you're talking about! ...Whatever. Look, if you want to go inside, then go right ahead. Be my guest. Go nuts. I don't know what kind of adventure you've been on to get here, but man... Getting through here won't be nearly as easy as what you're used to! No way!"
 * "I wonder if you can even make it over here..."
 * "This is where the real challenge starts. Look, you probably should just give up and go home!"
 * "Hrmm... Wow. If you've come all the way here, you obviously don't give up easily. Cool. So this is a present from me to you... Press the A and B Buttons to hit the blocks that come flying and score points. If you get 30 points in 25 seconds or less, I'll open this door for you. Cool?"
 * "Oh! Man! Cut it out! You're the most stubborn people I know! No girls would ever like you!"
 * "Welcome! You're the first people ever to climb all the way up here! ...Cool. You're pretty darn determined! Let me reward you with a little something, OK? Don't just stand there! Have a seat and relax for a bit."
 * "I'm inviting one of my pals over today. They're all good people, but I'm only inviting one today. Who would you like to invite?"
 * "Oh, man! You two have really good taste! Chucklissa/Oholina/Hoohoolia/Teeheena! C'mere! Introduce yourself!"
 * "Well done! Now take good care of our honorable guests!"
 * "You NEVER touch a lady without her permission!"
 * "Eeek! Uncool, you creep!"
 * "What did you jerks do to my friend?!? How dare you? You are so uncool!"
 * "EHH! Play time's over for the day! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! OVER!!!"
 * " JERKS! "

Lady Lima

 * "Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!"
 * "C-Could you be the Mario bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom? What are the Mario bros. doing in a place like this?"
 * "What? You claim that I dropped the pair of you down here? And that I told you to fix the plumbing?... Most perplexing..."
 * "Why, we were attacked by Cackletta and her fiends and have been stuck here ever since!"
 * "We have always been at the castle acting as guards, protecting the beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands..."
 * "Ohhhhhh! Heroic Mario bros.! Quickly, now! You must go to the beanstar! Go! You must not let the beanstar fall into the hands of evil!"
 * "At today's exchange rate, 99,999,999,999,999 Mushroom coins comes to... 99 Beanbean coins!"
 * "Toadsworth!"

Little Fungitown people

 * "Welcome to Little Fungitown. I hope you'll enjoy your time here."
 * "Invince! Invince! Invincishroom!"
 * "Eh? Mr. Mario isn't with you? What?!? You say he's standing right before my eyes? Um... Luigi? Did someone thump you on the head?"
 * "Oh my! Mr. Mario isn't with you? Talk about odd... Huh? You think you're Mario? Oh...Really. Well, ummm... Yeah! Uh... take care... and all..."
 * "Lately, my dad has been spending all his time hanging around the new game arcade. And boy, my mom is so mad! Which would be funny, except she goes and takes it out on me! It's not easy for a kid when his parents are like this!"
 * "Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms... that I brave the many dangers of the desert just to come buy them. I'm crazy like that."
 * "The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality! They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think."
 * "Welcome to my item shop! Since you've come all the way to Little Fungitown, you'd miss out if you didn't buy a mushroom!"
 * "Come again"
 * "Hey! Come on! Can we go to Guffawha Ruins soon or what?"
 * "WHAT??? That place is dangerous! We can't go there! Are you out of your tiny little mind?"
 * "Fine then. Can we go to the new game arcade?"
 * "WHAT??? There are dangerous guys there! We can't go there! Are you crazy or what?"
 * "Aww... What a party pooper..."
 * "When a mushroom gets this big, maintaining it can be tough."
 * "Gah! Don't talk to me! It's distracting!!"

Luigi

 * ''"Nintendo!" (with Mario)
 * "Go Luigi!"
 * "Mama mia..."
 * "Mario!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "High!"
 * "Hammer!"
 * "Thunder!"
 * "Okey Dokey!!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Bye-bye!"
 * "The Princess Peach you kidnapped...is an imposter!" (while disguised as Princess Peach)
 * "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
 * "Help me!"

Mario

 * ''"Nintendo!" (with Luigi)
 * "I got it!"
 * "Yummy!"
 * "Luigi!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "Spin!"
 * "Hammer!"
 * "Fire!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "YIPPIE!"
 * "Mama mia..."
 * "Hmmm...?"
 * "Oh no!"

Oho Jee

 * "...How much is a chance?"
 * "I... don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No. How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen... ...I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!"
 * "...I tired..."
 * "I the Great Thunderhand!!! ... ... ...No, I the Great Liar."
 * "You call me Oho Jee. But I no know why."
 * "...Are spirits delicious?"
 * "Are we strange?"
 * "If this Oho Oasis far out in Oho Ocean, then that mean... What that mean?"
 * "...Me troubled... Can't make machine speak..."
 * "What do you do if you meet big Firebrand in room up ahead??? Huh? What you do?"
 * "Eebity eebity..."
 * "Eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity BLEEB!"
 * "I am me."

Popple

 * "We are golden!"
 * "Quit mumbling the two of you!!!"
 * "AH! ROOKIE!!!"
 * "Boo! Boo, I say!"
 * "ROOKIE GO TO IT!"
 * "What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo!"

Prince Peasley

 * "Cheers to the superstar siblings!"
 * "Heh heh heh!"
 * "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!"
 * "Thanks to you two... ABSOLUTELY!"
 * "They turned me into THAT, and locked me in that egg."
 * "What? You say you know how to get from Bowser's room to the bathroom?"
 * "That's an odd thing to say..."
 * "I will most certainly get all of the pieces before you do."
 * "And give my regards to Mr. Red."

Princess Peach

 * "Help me!"
 * "Luigi!"
 * "Mario!"

General Starshade

 * "Confirmation! I need confirmation!"
 * "Sergeant Starshade! The shooting stars we just witnessed were an alien bombardment! ...Perhaps!"
 * "In the name of the Starshade Bros., we will find the alien scum! They will rue the day!"
 * "Hmm! Yes! Sighting confirmed! However, I see not green, but red !"
 * "Urgent! Pursue additional visual contact immediately!"
 * "Oh! Incredible! It is none other than Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Sergeant Starshade! Change of mission objective! Obtain autographs, STAT!"
 * "Hmm... I see..."
 * "Incredible! To think... Princess Peach's lovely voice in the hands of some vile enemy!"
 * "Her voice must be recovered, no matter what it takes! Priority one, Sergeant Starshade!"
 * "We must provide as much field support as we can!"
 * "Very well, Luigi! Then use the High Jump you just learned to reach the ledge on the right!"
 * "Now, press START to change positions. Mario, sir, you move to the rear..."
 * "Press the Button to choose your Spin Jump ."
 * "Then press the Button to jump!"
 * "See? You ride piggyback!"
 * "Now, if you press the Button once more, the two of you spin through the air together!"
 * "Press the + Control Pad while you spin to move through the air!"
 * "It is possible to use this Spin Jump to jump across wide valleys and dangerous pits!"
 * "Very well, Mario! Then use your Spin Jump to reach the ledge on the right!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Training complete!"
 * "Excellent. Now, the proving grounds! The time has come to show the fruits of your training!"
 * "You must use the High Jump and Spin Jump we just taught you..."
 * "...To reach the flag way up there! Good luck, soldiers!"
 * "Hmm... Incredible! Master Mario! Master Luigi! You truly are super brothers! I salute you!"
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi! May your mission be successful! Good luck out there!"
 *  "Move OUT!!!"  
 * "This is an emotional reunion, sirs!"
 * "Affirmative! You see, when you master a technique in the field, you can also use it in battle!"
 * "We must confirm technique mastery in combat situation!"
 * "Proceeding with Bros. Attack Tutorial!"
 * "Bros. Attacks are duo techniques..."
 * "..in which Master Mario and Master Luigi attack together!"
 * "OK, let's see your attack, Mario!"
 * "Halt!"
 * "As you can see, it's grown dark!"
 * "Halt!"
 * "As you can see..."
 * "Not only do things move slowly, but the icons are clearly displayed!"
 * "By the way..."
 * "If you hit the command exactly, something like this will appear!"
 * "Bravo! Well done! Another super job by the super Bros.!"
 * "You have mastered it, sirs!"
 * "Next...I will tell you about the modes in Bros. Attacks."
 * "The modes...can be changed!"
 * "Just press the R and L Buttons here...to change the modes!"
 * "Once you master Action Commands, try different modes for a greater challenge!"
 * "Advanced Commands are methods that further evolve your actions!"
 * "When you learn one of these, one of you will flash, and you both will understand..."
 * "For now, just master the basic Action Commands !"
 * "Bros. Attack training is complete! Almost!"
 * "Lastly I shall explain Bros. Points !"
 * "You must use Bros. Points to execute Bros. Attacks, so use your points wisely!"
 * "Here ends the Bros. Attack lesson! Really!"
 * "Proper planning and preparation will ensure safety throughout your journey! We wish you luck!"
 *  "Move OUT!!!"  

Sergeant Starshade

 * "General Starshade! A massive explosion has been sighted!"
 * "General Starshade! Meteorites confirmed!"
 * "Impact in Stardust Fields! Initiate recon!"
 * "Emergency! Emergency!"
 * "General Starshade! Sir! I have confirmed the presence of a suspicious unknown entity!"
 * "It is a vivid green color that pierces the eye!"
 * "Luigi sighting confirmed!"
 * "Very well! We Starshade Bros. will teach you the secrets of Bros. Action !"
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Special Bros. Action training shall commence immediately!"
 * "Please! Feel free to address us whenever you are prepared to undergo training! That is all!"
 * "When you wish to jump up to a high ledge, Luigi can jump on Mario to perform a High Jump ."
 * "First, press the Button to choose your High Jump ."
 * "Then press the Button to jump!"
 * "At the moment you jump on him, press the Button again!"
 * "See? You can jump higher than you can on your own! Indeed, it's jumping synergy!"
 * "Excellent work, men!"
 * "If you use your High Jump, you can climb ledges that you could never climb alone!"
 * "See, boys, actions that the rear member performs using the Button are called Bros. Actions !"
 * "Press the Button to choose an action and the  Button to perform it! Remember that!"
 * "There are more actions that only brothers like you can perform!"
 * "You have perfectly mastered the High Jump and Spin Jump !"
 * "Mario and Luigi! Sirs!"
 * "By your leave, there is something we com-PLETELY forgot to mention to you earlier!"
 * "Since you have mastered the High Jump and Spin Jump, you can now use these techniques in battle!"
 * "First, as you can see in Mario 's command options..."
 * "There's a new attack command called Bros. Attack !"
 * "When you choose this command..."
 * "Your list of Bros. Attacks appears!"
 * "Immediately after the light fades, you'll see a button input icon."
 * "But do not worry! Things move in slow motion during button input!"
 * "Press the button, please!"
 * "And actually, there are multiple Bros. Attack Action Commands!"
 * "So...on to the next one!"
 * "This time, check the timing and press the button on your own!"
 * "That's how Bros. Attacks work!"
 * "Modes are the difficulty levels of the Bros. Attacks!"
 * "Mode 2 is Without Slow Motion . Mode 3 is Without Button Icons !"
 * "Succeeding in the most difficult mode will benefit you greatly."
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Good luck! Once you succeed enough times..."
 * "You may be able to devise some new Advanced Commands !"
 * "Thus we can officially confirm that these field techniques are indeed executable in battle!"
 * "You, sir, have been griping far too loudly for some time!"

Toads

 * "E-E-E-Emergency situation!"
 * "Did you see the Kingdom Courier?"
 * "MARIOOOOO!!!"
 * "I must find Mario immediately!"
 * "Hmm... I hear humming..."
 * "Eeeeeeek!"
 * "P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach..."
 * "Mario!"
 * "When was your last battle?"
 * "Did you already forget about your Action Commands ?"
 * "Oh really? I should have known!"
 * "Sorry for the interruption!"
 * "Ahem..."
 * "Then let me explain, OK? First off, you have to attack!"
 * "Stop!"
 * "Press the Button here!"
 * "If you get the timing just right... you'll do EXTRA damage!"
 * "Every attack has its very own Action Command ..."
 * "So be sure to master them all!"
 * "OK, on with the pummeling..."
 * "Mario!"
 * "I forgot something!"
 * "This is really important! You can also dodge Bowser's attacks!"
 * "Do you want to know how?"
 * "Oh really? I should have known!"
 * "Sorry for the interruption!"
 * "OK! Um... Mr. Ugly Bad Guy? Could you please attack?"
 * "Stop!"
 * "Press the Button here!"
 * "See, if you dodge attacks, you won't take damage at all!"
 * "And by the way, when you think you can dodge..."
 * "Just look over here to be sure!"
 * "Then watch closely as your foe attacks and time your dodge!"
 * "Listen to me, everyone!!! Something terrible has happened!"
 * "The Goodwill Ambassador from our neighbor, the Beanbean Kingdom, just paid a visit!"
 * "Yeah! But it was no friendly visit! The ambassador stole Princess Peach's voice !"
 * "...A-And replaced it with this explosive vocabulary!"
 * "Mario! Please! Go and retrieve Princess Peach's beautiful voice! Only you can do it!"
 * "The perpetrator came from the Beanbean Kingdom !"
 * "If you head over there, you should be able to learn more!"
 * "So! Off on an adventure yet again!"
 * "...I just hope your long vacation hasn't left you out of shape."
 * "You can stretch out and warm up here in this plaza."
 * "Oh, and I'd talk to everyone around here. Who knows what you might learn?"
 * "That big, bad, mean, altogether nasty Bowser went rushing out toward the other exit!"
 * "Mario! Bowser isn't that way!"
 * "I've been trying to tell you he's not there! Don't you listen?"
 * "You know what? You're a real pest! And guess what else? You still can't go that way!"
 * "So, you're going to the Beanbean Kingdom? That's quite a journey. Do you want to learn about Action Icons before you go?"
 * "Oh. I see. Fine, then. Great. Good luck in the Beanbean Kingdom. You'll need it."
 * "Aha! You're really into learning about Action Icons, aren't you?"
 * "OK. This is lesson # 3..."
 * "OK. This is lesson # 4..."
 * "You're really sort of a pest. OK. This is the last time ..."
 * "See, Action Icons are... Well... Go read the Instruction Booklet ."
 * "Haha! Oh, all right, all right..."
 * " Action Icons are symbols that show you what actions you can perform at any given time."
 * "If you press the Button when this icon is showing, you'll jump . BOING! You're good at that, right?"
 * ''"Stand in front of someone and press the Button when this icon appears to speak.
 * "And when this icon appears, press the  Button to do a little investigating ..."
 * ''"You'll see this icon when you stand near signs and things. Keep an eye out for it!
 * "So, that's the fast and dirty explanation. Want to hear it again?"
 * "Hey, by the way, is Luigi staying behind to keep an eye on the home front?"
 * "Aww... I can't get that Mushroom up there! This is so lame!"
 * "My poor Mushroom!"
 * "Oh! Wow! My Mushroom! You got it for me?"
 * "B-but... What? Awwww..."
 * "Won't you please return my Mushroom to me?"
 * "Oh, thank you so much! Yes! But... Say, you're going to the Beanbean Kingdom soon, huh? You'd better keep it, then."
 * "And please take this as a going-away gift! I insist!"
 * "And good luck with all your jumping and stuff over there in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
 * "Practice your jumping so you can remember how high you can jump!"
 * "Oh! Mario! Your mustache looks so silky-smooth today!"
 * "Show me that super jump !"
 * "Oh! That was so awesome!♪"
 * "Mario, you're the only one in the whole world who can jump like that! You rule!"
 * "It's just like I always say: If you see that mustache and that jump, it's Mario!"
 * "This is weird... I can't seem to find my precious belonging ."
 * "Mario! Do you think maybe you could help me look for it?"
 * "Some hero you are..."
 * "Come on! Please? Just help me find my precious belonging !"
 * "I think I dropped it while I was walking up here, so focus on this ledge, OK?"
 * "You know, when you approach suspicious-looking areas, the Action Icon changes..."
 * ''"If I were you, I'd ask that guy near the fountain about the Action Icons !
 * "Hey! That's it! That's the precious belonging I've been looking for! Thank you!"
 * "You are the best! THE BEST! Please take this in return!"
 * "Keep up the good work!"
 * "Yeah, so, I recently returned from a really nice trip to the Beanbean Kingdom."
 * "Ah, Hoohoo Mountain, Oho Ocean, Chucklehuck Woods, Teehee Valley... So much to see!"
 * "I've recorded all my travels in my Save Album !"
 * ''"Bowser's Koopa Cruiser is parked just up ahead. Hoo! That is one mean machine! Boy!
 * "...Anyway, it's time you were on your way! Head in that direction once you're ready, OK? But, uh..."
 * "Rushing headfirst into trouble like you always do is crazy, so be sure to save with that Save Album !"

Toadsworth

 * "Master Mario!"
 * "It would appear I'm just in time!"
 * "I have prepared a suitcase for you to take with you on your long journey!"
 * "I'm sure it will prove useful, as it holds many items and outfits. Please take it!"
 * "Just press SELECT to open your suitcase and check the menu screen ."
 * "Then you can use any items you've found on your journey or even change your clothes..."
 * "It's also a good idea to use that screen to double-check your personal status."
 * "...Once you board the Koopa Cruiser you can take your time and look through it."
 * "Now then, I have one more parting gift, as it were: some funds for your trip! Here you go..."
 * "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
 * "Ah! You're just seeing Master Mario off? A capital idea! I do believe I'll join you."
 * "Master Mario! I'm going on ahead. I shall be waiting for you in front of the Koopa Cruiser."
 * "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"
 * "Lady Lima!"

Tolstar

 *  "Nyeck nyeck nyeck!" 
 * "Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King, has fallen into my cannon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!"
 * "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust Fields!"
 * "I've heard tales of you, but you aren't very impressive in person! Nyeeeck nyeck nyeck!"
 * "Nyeck nyeck! If you want me to get him out of there, little people, you must pay in coins!"
 * "I will set him free... for ALL of your coins!!!"
 * "And I'll even keep this most embarrassing incident a secret!"
 * "Pardon me? I'm not sure I heard you correctly just now! You'll give me all [number] of your coins?"
 * "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! Why, these are Mushroom Kingdom coins, aren't they?"
 * "This is the BEANBEAN Kingdom! ...I supposed I'll have to calculate their value in the local currency!"
 * "Let's see... At today's exchange rate... [number] Mushroom coins... are worth 10 Beanbean coins!"
 * "Well, sorry, but for only 10 coins I can't guarantee this secret won't slip out! Nyeck nyeck!"
 * "...Yes, that means I'll need an additional 100 Beanbean coins!!!"
 * "Go find them in Stardust Fields and bring them back to me! Then I'll help your Koopa King!"
 * "Uh...nyeck? Let's see here... You now have [number] coins..."
 * "Nyeck! It took you long enough! But well done! I'll just be taking those coins now!"
 * "Huh? You want out? You want me to help you?"
 *  "Who said I'd do that?"  
 *  "Nyeck nyeck nyeck!!!"  
 * "Nyeck nyeck! You're not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore!"
 *  "Outsiders begone!"  
 * "Nyeck nyeck! Isn't that a nasty attack?"
 * "Even watching the hand I throw with won't help you?"
 * "Hmph! Not bad. Not bad at all!"
 * "But how about THIS!?!"
 * "Nyeeeeck!"
 * "Nyeh... Nyeck nyehhh... They're not lying..."
 * "They say they've come here chasing someone called Cackletta... And they're really, really tough..."

Yoshis

 * "(So this is a movie theater...)"
 * "(I'm so hungry... I want to eat fruit...)"
 * "(At first, they taste just like beans, but then the flavor of fruit oozes out... Bean Fruit is the best! ♪)"
 * "(Boddle, the gentlemen who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filthy rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?)"
 * "(Once this sign is finished, Yoshi Theater will be complete... Ooh, I can't wait! Once the theater is done, the wall by the door will be so sparkly!)"
 * "(Wow! Yoshi faces... Everywhere! ♪)"
 * "(These chairs look so cushy and comfortable... Of course, I can't sit in them because my tail gets in the way. Ha ha!)"
 * "(Shut up...)"
 * "(This room is so dark... What do you do in a 'theater' anyway?)"

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