Braking News

Braking News is a downloadable microgame in WarioWare: D.I.Y. and WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase. It was released on June 10, 2009 in Japan, May 10, 2010 in North America and June 11, 2010 in Europe.

Gameplay
Wario is seen driving along in the Wario Car towards some water. The player must tap the screen with the correct timing (which is around where the line of bushes in the background end to the 10m mark) to stop the car 10m or less from the water. If the player does this, the game is won. If the player stops too far away or falls in the water, the game is lost.

Description
"Stop by the water. Not in the water."

Trivia

 * The name of this microgame is a pun of breaking news.
 * This microgame is similar to Wario's Bluff, a minigame from Mario Party-e.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."