User talk:Ray Trace

= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

Messages start here. Why? You wouldn't want to know.
Why do messages start here?! I MUST know! ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHH

If Nintendo uses their head for this decade, Fawful will be in spin-offs! I mean, Fawful should be qualified to be a major Mario character by now! He's appeared in three games(unlike Rosalina who took one game to appear in a spin-off >_>) and is like the greatest character ever! If there's a new Mario Kart, Fawful, Hammer Bro, and ALL the Koopalings MUST appear!!!

I truly hope that Nintendo makes Super Paper Mario 2! The original SPM is just BEGGING for a sequel!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT ABOUT PAPER LUIGI?! WHAT'S WITH NINTENDO THESE DAYS!!! MAKE THE GAMES ALREADY!!!! Of course don't think I forgot about the M&L series. If Nintendo doesn't make Mario and Luigi 4 with Fawful in it, don't be surprised if you hear on the news that Nintendo was just bombed and PWNED by some crazy idiot '''YEAH SSSSSSSSSSSBOOOOOM!!!! EAT IT, NINTENDO!!!!!''' (ok I'm not really that crazy, don't sue me...).

Sorry, I am really hyper.

Why do you "suck"? Whats going on in your-a head? OMG DID YOU LOSE IN MARIO KART?!!!! Are you good at that game? If you are, we should trade friend codes.... those terrible 16 digit ones...

PS: What do you think of Taco Bell? Mmmmmmm... Tasty...

Sometimes you gotta wonder whats wrong with Nintendo's heads. Like in Mario Tennis for gameboy, you start off with only 3 playable characters: Luigi, DK, and Baby Mario. Now what in the flaming-hot cheese sandwich is wrong with those people?! No Mario?! BUT HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!!! And how can you have a 2 on 2 match with onlt a total of 3 characters?!

Oh well. I only have 2 stars in MKW. No matter how well I do, I can never get a 3 star ranking in any races. It always gives me 2 stars. And Don't get me started on MK: Super Circuit; you can dominate all four races and still get a B rank! Wow not that you think of it, video game designers are pretty stupid sometimes...

If there is a Mario Party 9, Fawful, the Baby Mario Bros., Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong(DK Spaces begone!), and MAYBE Rosalina should be in it as playable. But I think Boo, Dry Bones, Blooper, and Hammer Bro. should not be playable, and the sad thing about this sentence is that all that characters I named are my favorite(except Blooper). But they should go because if they are playable characters, Nintendo can't use them as minigame baddies and stuff. If you didn't know, the first 4 Mario Parties had Boo Houses where you could steal coins and stars. The MPs were much more fun when the Boo Houses were there, but now that Boo is playable, he can't help me ruin my enemies lives and steal all their stars. :( And yes, I have in fact ruined Wario's life in the first Mario Party with Boo.

HO HO HUM
Cool, Fawfulfury65 got a Mario chess set for Christmas? I wish I had something like that! Where did she get it from?

Anyway, it seems like the older you get, the less gifts you'll recieve. Remember, we only got these lame green papers found in red enveloped. Well, I guess money isn't that lame since it buys you a lot of stuff.

Well, at least SOMEONE got something actually awesome for Christmas at least.

See you, you ugly moron (don't take that as an insult).

22:17, 27 December 2009 (EST)

P.S. Wario gave a me a present for Christmas. The box contained nothing. Wario said that the box is the present. Well, at least I gave him a bomb.

P.P.S I saw Waluigi go into Target. I followed him. After that, I found the doll and makeup section of the store empty.

P.P.P.S In case you were wondering, Baby Mario is hosting a comedian place tonight. Make sure you buy plenty of tomatoes from the grocery store. Organic vine-grown tomatoes.

P.P.P.P.S I want a Baby Mario plush-toy (I DARE NOT SAY DOLL!!) for christmas.

P.P.P.P.P.S I make too much P.S's

Being Ugly has Never Been so Much Easier
Referring to you, of course.

First, here are some reasons why Nintendo needs to feel my wrath and penguin SCREAM

First, WHY DID YOU REMOVE 2-P GRAND PRIX IN MARIO KART WII??? WHAT WAS GOING ON IN YOUR LITTLE SOFT JAPANESE HEADS?????

Second, YOSHI IS THE WORST IDEA FOR A CHARACTER!!! Is Nintendo blind? Yoshi is not a dinosaur! More like a mentally handicapped frog!!

Third, STOP MAKING THOSE STINKIN' 1-P PLATFORMERS!! THOSE HAVE SO LITTLE REPLAY VALUE!!!

Fourth, MAKE MARIO HATE SONIC!! C'mon! I always thought they hated each other, not in this friendly rivalry.

Fifth, GIVE BABY MARIO AND UGLY GUY A BIG ROLE! And for those people who hate the babies, well, maybe it's just their opinion, but they are overreacting. They have no heart anyway.

Sixth, WHERE'S MY SMG2??? I also feel like ripping Yoshi's head off and swallowing it and vomiting it out and ingesting it again and vomiting out and burning it and enclosing it in a coffin and burning the coffin and leaving it out to rot and burning it again.

Seventh, why the heck Mario is so angry and serious in Brawl? Isn't he supposed to be a happy man?

Eighth, where's mah ugly baby everybody knows and loves in Brawl?

Ninth, Brawl is a flawed game. Period.

Tenth, WE NEED MORE MARIO SPINOFFS! I play them more often than those mainstream Mario games.

Eleventh, you guys killed off Mario Party, didn't you?

Anyway, I'll think up of more complaints.

Wario is so fat. Nintendo says he is 300 pounds, but you know how seriously inaccurate they are. It's a wonder how the ground underneath Wario can even support him. How his legs not collapse under his weight is another enigma. The worst part is how anybody can even stand near Wario without getting lung cancer by breathing Wario's smelly aroma. Making Wario is a smart move though, because Mario and Baby Luigi really needs someone to destroy with.

Most of the time, I see Wario as a CPU. Really, who wants to play as an obese, elf-eared, pink garlic nosed, stubby legged, fat man who has this creepy smile, smelly aroma, fart, and also picks his nose? Geez, Wario is so ugly. Not as ugly as the Ugly Baby, though.

I gotta run. I heard that Wario is going to walk in the woods by himself. At night. I need to buy a shotgun and chainsaw. Maybe you can come with me?

See ya.

13:56, 31 December 2009 (EST)

Oh wait. I realized I have some more time. Yes, when it comes to complaints, I'm a real whiner. But those are NECESSARY complaints. What other people complain about, it's a little overboard. I only expected two Toads in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. What did the other people expect? Peach, Wario, Daisy, Rosalina, Waluigi, Yoshi, Shy Guy, Hammer Bros., etc. These people expect too much from Nintendo sometimes. None of these characters can fit in the game and/or the storyline. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi? They fit PERFECTLY. I can even imagine them in the Penguin Suit *drools*.

Hey, tell Fawfulfury65 to imagine Wario in a penguin suit. I expect a very disturbing picture, hm? Well, that reason alone is the reason why Wario isn't in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Besides, the Propeller Suit would be useless for Wario since he's so fat.

Look. There goes Wario.

14:16, 31 December 2009 (EST)

Re: Rewrite
Sorry for taking so long to respond :(. Your rewrite was great; after you rewrote it I actually understood half of what was happening so I made a few changes to it. I think that section was properly rewritten!

Zippidy-Doo-Da
Hammer Bro and all of those characters are generic, but like if you had Hammer Bro as a playable character and then Hammer Bro as a minigame baddie, you'd get confused on whos who. I mean they'd both look the same! Oh well...

I always get like A MILLION stars in Fair Square. Well, at least I would if I ever played Mario Party 6... The sad game rots in the dust of my bookshelf...

One time I was on wi fi and there was some guy named "Baby M Kills" or something. What an idiot ):< He kept on driving backwards and getting cool items(since he was in last place of course) and when I came by him, he would use his oh so great item and pound me to death! HE ONLY WENT AFTER ME!!!! I was kicking butt in first place until that idiot ran by an hit me with a star. And on the last lap too. ):<

I enjoy spin-offs a lot, but I never play with anyone. My brother is in college and my sister is never home so I'm allllllllllllll alone... CPUs are so stupid in some Mario Parties though :(

I hung out at my friends house today. My mom made me bring my Mario Chess set, as if we'd really enjoy playing that together over playing video games. Well, instead of playing traditional chess, we got out all the pieces and made them kill each other. Bowser ate Mario and Luigi, and they gave him a heart attack. But Mario and Luigi broke out of his stomach and Bowser came back too life. Bowser had five more heart attacks and Toad turned into a Koopa Shell... Don't ask.

PS Did you ever wonder how Bowser could have 8 kids and no wife?

PPS Bowser Jr. also had a heart attack.

I got The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks the other day. Its so sweet! There's this weirdo named Cole (AKA Double Hat Man) who (as far as I know) is the main villain and stuff. He's almost as awesome as Fawful. :p But of course he's not as cool. I got a cannon for my train in the game, and now I can blow stuff up!!!!!! Seriously, you can blow up anything, even bunnies. (:< I'M SO EVIL!!!!! But the scary part is that there's these scary train things on the track when you ride by and they have creepy faces and chase you around!!! And the whole time, there's this scary music playing!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ok I'm not that much of a wimp...

I'm in the process of getting braces on my teeth. Now I have to wear this nasty expander. Its been tasting really bad lately, but now it tastes eh... funky. Maybe its that hotdog I ate an hour ago...

You are lucky to have a twin sister to play video games with you and not brothers and sisters 12 years older than you that never are around to play video games at all. And my parents... you don't even want to watch them play.

Since you don't like wi fi because of cheaters/hackers, do not ever play Mario Strikers Charged online. It a whole WORLD of cheating!!!! If you try it, I bet you'll be faced off against a cheater on the first match. People will do anything to win, and it ruins all the fun. Jumping over the goalie with Toad, using Dry Bones to flip into the net, using Boo to slide right past the goalie, you name it, they'll do it. Its all cheating(too bad I'm addicted to MSC anyway). I love that game. And I have to admit, I cheat a little myself, BUT ONLY WHEN THE OTHER TEAM CHEATS FIRST!!!! People also hack into the game to become an easy "Striker of the Day" with a total of 848484848484 points. What a genius, I'd never know that he hacked. 848484848484 isn't strange at all. It happens all the time.

PS I agree with you on that one. That THING should have a heart attack.

PPS They say that Wario weighs 300 pounds. But I don't agree with that. Wario is so fat, he make little girls and boys cry with terror and disbelief.

My bro has an R4 but we never download new games to it. All those websites he used to download games from were destroyed by Nintendo and those other companies :p.

Nice Zelda joke. Next time you see someone you hate, tell them you have the power of force. Then, lick your hand and put it in their face. Try it.

I consider that cheating in MSC, but against a CPU, who cares. They have no brain anyway :p

There's nothing to do on the wiki today. It looks like their a lot of commotion on the proposals page, but I'm too lazy to read all the comments. Something about merging SSB articles... But other than the proposals, everything is boring. I'm trying to get the Bowser article featured but I really don't want to read through all of it to check spelling and grammar. Right now, I'm fixing all the images in the article. Too many redlinks. I think its fun uploading images. Don't ask why. As long as Wario's hideous face isn't on the pic.

PS Kirby is awesome!

PPS (8D <- my terrible Fawful face. How sad.

As long as there's new Mario games coming out, there SHOULD be more stuff to do on the wiki. Of course now we only are waiting for SMG2, which Nintendo refuses to release info about. Why can't Nintendo just release SMG2 already?! I need new games!! I hate waiting!!

I am very angry at the guy who wrote vote #28 on Luigi's article nomination page!!! You've read it I'm sure. I do have a brain, and the guy who wrote that vote is the one with no brain!!!! Sorry, I just had to say that.

I was playing Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games this morning. My team and I were invading Eggman's base in Dream Short Track. It was fun, until I realized that Wario was on my team. At that point, everything fell apart... What's that big ball of fat rolling across the stage?

PS 2010 is tomorrow! I'm going for the first edit of the year! At 7:00 (EST), the new wiki day begins, that's when I'll finish an edit. ;D

Your right! It is 1:00! Well, actually, its 1:15 pm. I think that its already 2010 in China. You know, when I just typed "China" I realized that China is a weird word... China China China China China China China China...

I'm not very excited for SMG2 either, but I can't live without new Mario games. Can you imagine what it will be like when Mario get canceled? *Shiver* What will happen if Shigeru Miyamoto dies?! N0000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!! He's like 57 years old, that's around when people... retire... *more shivers* Hopefully, they could still make more games without him...

Aww... I don't know what else to write...

PS: Pirate Goomba is a pirate goomba.