DK Rap



The DK Rap, also known as the Monkey Rap, is a rap song about Donkey Kong and his friends, which plays during the introduction of the game Donkey Kong 64.

The DK Rap is somewhat infamous for its considerably corny lyrics, and the fact that it contains the word "hell", despite being featured in an E-Rated game. It was created by James W. Norwood Jr.

The DK Rap returned in Super Smash Bros. Melee, where it became the musical score for the Kongo Jungle level. The third and fifth verses describing Tiny Kong and Diddy Kong were sung faster, and the word "hell" was replaced by "heck", despite the fact that Super Smash Bros. Melee was rated T, in contrast to Donkey Kong 64's E-Rating.

The Melee version was also used in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, now in the Jungle Japes stage. One must first find the CD and select the song in My Music in order to access it.

The DK Rap is also reused in Donkey Konga, as one of the game's many songs.

In the Game Boy Advance remake of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, after Diddy and Dixie Kong complete the minigame "Cool Sounds" by finding and bringing Funky Kong's lost boombox back to him, he will say he can now get back to listening to the DK Rap all day long.

On Grant Kirkhope's website, he states that the DK Rap was supposed to be a joke, as opposed to a serious rap song.

Lyrics
Here, here, here we go, So they're finally here, Performing for you, If you know the words, You can join in too,

Put your hands together, if you want to clap, As we take you through, this monkey rap! Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back to kick some tail, His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here! This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, She can shrink in size, to suit her mood, She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace, This Kong has a funny face, He can handstand when he needs to, And stretch his arms out, just for you, Inflate himself just like a balloon, This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here! He's back again and about time too, And this time he's in the mood, He can fly real high with his jetpack on, With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune, But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong! Huh! Finally, he's here for you, It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy, Can pick up a boulder with relative ease, Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, He may move slow, he can't jump high, But this Kong's one hell * of a guy! Huh! C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! W-w-w-walnuts, peanuts. pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah!! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah!!

*Replaced with "heck" in later versions of the song.

Trivia

 * The line "His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!" was once voted as the fourth worst line in a video game ever by the magazine Electric Gaming Monthly in January, 2002. In fact, the line is "if he shoots your a' it's gonna hurt!" the a' is implied to be the word "ass" and is censored by an ape like sound at that moment.
 * The rap was possibly created because of Rare's rhyming methods in games like Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie. the evil witch Gruntilda only spoke in rhymes in the first game, and, despite the fact her sisters forced her to give it up in the second game, the tradition was continued in Jamjar's military songs in which he taught the duo new moves.