User talk:Ray Trace





= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

'''NOTICE: Please do NOT plague with me with curses anymore (you can still type random numbers, but it has to be a reasonable amount and NOT screw up my talk page). It's funny at first, but it's getting quite annoying lately. Any more "curses" that I have will immediately be deleted.'''

Sorry for my seriousness. Now...

Here's a Poll
(signatures ARE allowed. I DON'T CARE IF IT SCREWS UP THE VOTING COUNT!!! And I'm not a "do what I say, but not what I do" person either)

Hi
Hi!Wanna be friends?

That's because I too Wanna defeat the big monkey!

Why is there a problem of you being a girl?

Really?Where?I'm sorry if I did!

Oh yeah,on rever's talk page!Sorry about that!

Wario!
Wario is coming in the next poll,but not as the most evil.

Image request
i was wonder you could add picture of Mario Superstar Baseball's Special Ball and Permanent Items. BOTH, thank you I Hope You Did not Forget about my request. Lindsayoris15 23:50, 19 April 2010 (EDT)

I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on PATROOOOOOLLLLLLL!
However Spongebob sings it in that one episode.

Guess who's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WHOA!!!!!!!!













Run, run for your life!!!!!!!! Wario is coming to get you!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Oh yeah, there are blue jays in Pennsylvania, but I never see them. I usually see the normal crows and boring black and brown birds, you know. Nope, no interesting creatures here, except for the blue jays I guess. Northern mockingbirds sing at night? Doesn't that get annoying? I hate when I hear birds in the middle of the night.

You live by the San Andreas fault? Wow. I don't even dare to go there. If there is a huge earthquake from that giant thing, I'll be dead in the first 5 seconds. What's it like being in an earthquake? I've never been in one (or at least one I could feel) since nothing goes on in PA. They only last for a minute or two, but cause so much damage! I'd hate to live anywhere where there can be big earthquakes.

Where I live, there's nothing but sunny days and boring thunderstorms. I've never even seen a tornado, or have been in a hurricane, or a tsunami (and I'm sure you haven't been in one of those either). But there was a micro-burst (or whatever its called) that hit my home last week. It was just two minutes of strong wind, which pulled some strong trees out of the ground and made my power go out for several hours. You know how much it stinks to lose electricity for 18 hours. It REALLY stinks.

I do love Spring! But mostly Summer! Maybe for you the heat is annoying, but to me, 80 degree weather is AWESOME!!!! (Even tough I'm sure you have much higher temperatures in your area in the spring/summer). Temperatures get almost below zero here sometimes in the winter, so its nice to have spring come!

Enough talk about weather now! Are you planning on getting SMG2 at all? I know you aren't excited about it, and neither am I now (in a way), but don't you think you should just give it a try? I know I'm gonna buy the game on the first day, just like I do for every Mario game now! I haven't gotten a chance to reserve it yet, though, so I'll have to see if that's happening for this one.

NIWA
Hi!

If you go down the left side of this page, you will find a thing that says NIWA. THere is a forums for it, and it's here: http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/

11:07, 1 May 2010 (EDT)

Trivia

 * I have more than 1873 edits on the Super Mario Wiki.
 * I have an account on all the wikis that are in NIWA.
 * I like pie.
 * I am the first newbie to be on the Top Ten stats of NIWA thingamabobber (or am i)
 * I hate cheese
 * I like scrub jays.
 * I made less then 100 of your Wario facts.
 * BabyWeegeeOnFire ( Talk ) was my first friend.
 * I like pie

Hmm
Since I can tell you're in LOVE with Wario (he's the only one you post about), I'd like for you to know that Wario is HOT!!! ;) --

wrong page i did last commet but

Wanna be friends?

daisyloves10

Blah
HI.

Enjoying your "break" from MARIO WIKI????

I hope you are.

15:54, 2 May 2010 (EDT)

ENd of the world
In here it says that the world is going to end in December 21, 2012 by Luigi and the USSR going into nuclear war. 17:43, 3 May 2010 (EDT)

LEAPIN LIZARDS!!
What in the world is that huge blob that appeared on your talkpage?!!!!

''' W A R I O W A Z H E R E!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWww!!!! If you separate all the letters... it spells "WARIO WAZ HERE!"!!!!

Run away from Wario! RUN!

Soooooooooooooo... In SMG2, I don't care about playing the Luma. Of course, its a lot better than moving a cursor around and collecting Star Bits for player 1. Waluigi riding on Luma would be awesome! If that were Wario in the game, though, the Luma would probably pass out within a few seconds. Wario is so fat, nothing could hold him up. Besides, who would even want to carry a big ball of fat like Wario?

Nintendo must have been with Wario when they came up with Yoshi's name. But like you said, only morons say that. Of course Wario is a moron, so that makes sense.

At least Yoshi's name isn't like the name Kass. That Kremling's name has a swear word right in it. You don't even have to add a letter to find it! Wario is probably so stupid, he doesn't even realize that there's a K in that name.

Nothing else to say!

This server is so slow. Maybe that's why I don't edit this wiki as much as I should, but whatever.
mini-rant about the spring

How can anyone like SPRING? Unlike Ms. IMPAT-ROLLER65, spring is a horrible season. It means no more rain for the rest of the year, and it gives sensitive people bronchitis. Otherwise, everyone gets allergies, stuffy nose, itchy nose, and a sneeze attack. That's all what spring does. Give allergies. Promote wheezing. Signify the beginning of a drought. And worse, the temperatures rise to 29 degrees Celsius. In other words, 84.2 degrees. That's bad enough. BUT IT GETS EVEN WORSE!!! In the summer, temperatures can and will rise to 35 degrees C, which is 95 in English standards. Oh yeah, unlike 65, most of here in this super-hot Mediterranean climate CHERISH the rain. It never snows here either, which just plain sucks.

The only redeeming part about spring is the arrival of the barn swallows, which is the beginning of the end of the school years. But allergies, high temperatures, dryness, wasps, and mosquitoes outweigh the benefits, sorry.

It sucks to live in Southern California. At least there are scrub jays and mockingbirds everywhere all year.

end of mini-rant

19:20, 3 May 2010 (EDT)

P.S. The disgustingly slow server in this wiki is really deterring me from editing a lot, which is really a bummer, because I want to contribute. Also, curse that random page button; it never takes me to a messed-up article.


 * ^I totally agree. Since I have tons of allergies, I cannot go outside without sneezing or my eyes watering. And even worse, this is the season for those disgusting bugs called crane flies. They look like flying spiders!! I always find these things in my bedroom flying around. Thank goodness that they disappear in Mid-May and my dog loves to eat them... Anyways, Wario has something to ask of you...--


 * Yeah, I agree with you that crane flies are pretty disgusting, but did you know that since they lack a proboscis, they cannot bite, or even eat? They're seemingly gone, right now. But still, I think they're disgusting, but I regret killing them, since they cannot eat or bite.


 * I hate spring because of the CST testing. Not because it's hard or pumped. It's because I have to sit there for 4 HOURS in that prison aka school!


 * At least in the summer, I get to drink some Coke. I'm addicted to that stuff, even though there's something like 65 grams of sugar in one bottle. But I HATE MOSQUITOES!!! I HATE THEM WITH ALL MY HATING MIGHT!! AND THE TEMPERATURES!! (but at least we have the A/C)


 * No, I won't keep Wario's secret. I'll spread it. Even though I want to be considered faithful and truthful, I just want to make fun of that smelly puppet of fat.

http://www.livingwaterspray.com/IMAGES/320px-Crane_fly_halteres.jpg lgm

Awwwwww!!!! So cute! How can anyone hate this adorable thing, but still likes Wario?


 * Ew.


 * UGH! Such disgusting creatures. My dad says not to kill them because they eat mosquitoes and spiders.--


 * Well, according to the field guide made by the Audubon society, it said it cannot eat or bite due to the lack of a proboscis.

Gamefreak75, your dad is WRONG! Next time, catch a crane fly and show its face to your dad. I don't see any mouth!

Don't kill them anyway. What have they done to you? They are harmless like Baby Luigi's nose (unless it sneezes). -RightyRedLuigi


 * I'm so evil that I'm jumping into your conversation!!! MUWAHAHAHA! *cough*




 * BTW Spring is still awesome! (But not mosquitoes)


 * This is why i like living in northern US. 18:36, 4 May 2010 (EDT)


 * Spring is only awesome if you like droughts and allergies. 22:28, 4 May 2010 (EDT)


 * Well, Baby Luigi has powers of ice, so he hates spring. He also terrified of Crane Flies, Ladybugs, Barn Swallows, Spiders, birds, Mosquitoes, and some more that would fill up the entire page.


 * Translation? This means I don't like Spring either. BABY LUIGI USED ICE BEAM! GARCHOMP GOT PWN'T!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!11!!

Hey BLOF
What's cuter, Wario's nose or Baby Luigi's butt?

You have to decide or else you're undecided.

 (This image was too large and it screwed up my talk page, so it had to be placed in a link -BLOF)

They look so strange when they are close-up!

I'm glad we get to see them in our backyard, mm-hmm?

23:24, 4 May 2010 (EDT)

Don't like that image? Huh. Here's a smaller one.

http://www.nps.gov/prsf/naturescience/images/black-phoebe.jpg

(What are you talking about, I have no soul *evil laughter is heard and background turns all fiery* *shocked expression on BabyLuigiOnFire's face* Baby Weegee's cookie for reference -BLOF)

It's from that same character who said "Everybody's a critic."

RYDE ON DA MAGEEC SKOOL BUSSSSSSSS!!!!

Hi
Hi!I never talked to you in a while(a very long while)!How are you doing?
 * Oh, if you're talking about my status, I was lazy to change it.I was just mad because they sent me a fake reminder, but it was removed so now I can go search for treasuries in my nos...I mean in Wario's Castle.

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Why don't you want to get SMG2??
 * Yoshi.......................T


 * They why did you get Mario Kart Wii and Yoshi's Island DS??


 * I didn't get Yoshi's Island DS; my sister did. And you're not required to play as Yoshi in Mario Kart Wii.


 * What about like Super Mario 64 DS, Mario Kart DS, New Super Mario Bros Wii, etc. They all have Yoshi in them. Almost all the games you own have yoshi in them. (Mario Kart DS has missions that require you to use Yoshi.) 09:06, 9 May 2010 (EDT)


 * PS: I bet that your sister is going to get Super Mario Galaxy 2.


 * Super Mario 64 DS had the gay man in it, and I hated using Yoshi for every moment I had. LGM even made him drown and fall from heights to die in Peach's Castle. Mario Kart DS was hell I HATED Mario Kart DS. New Mario Bros. Wii just gave my Bluey extra support so I don't lose my wonderous propeller.


 * PS LGM agrees with everything I throw about. She just got Yoshi's Island because of her favorite baby character, Baby Mario.

Wario has a rival
Hey!Did you know Wario has a rival?No, I'm not talking about Mario!It's a rival in fatness!See the MBES if you wanna know who is it!

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Hi there weggee!It's summer vacation today!I finished the final exams so now I can ru...euh...edit the wiki more!BWAHAHAHABONES!
 * I'm in the middle school, so summer vacation is early.Yes, I'm lucky!But June 17 is close, so, can you survive til then?

WHUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
Hey BLOF! Sorry I havent talkd 2 u 4 a wile. Anyway 2 thank u heres a userbox.

Gess wa? My baseball team has a curse (whoop dee doo). Although I did pitch 4 innings out of 5 and gave my team our first win. My soccer team is in 1st place. O yeah! I'm also gonna write 4 the shroom (under Fake News). Wish me luck! Bye. PS once i get some wiki projects will u help me w/ them. PSS Can u tell me how 2 make a welcome. PSSS I like pie.

School
Well, I do not hate school, I get tired of it sometimes.But trust me, I like this wiki better.In case you don't know, Wario...he...is in the hospital.

Long Time No See and SMG2 Youtube Videos
Hi!.

Just to tell you, I found out how to put youtube videos on my userpage. Check it out. The videos came from a retired user named Wayoshi, who, in fact, has a youtube account. I forgot what's his name on youtube, but you will find out in his talk page.

- 19:57, 4 June 2010 (EDT)


 * @KS3:His YouTube name is WayoshiM, IIRC. @BLOF: You lucky you have someone to Co-Star with, my sisters give less than a crap. Co-Starring makes the Grandmaster Galaxy 10x easier. Oh, and some random user keeps posting on your talk page at Kirby Wikia, so you should see who it is. --


 * Yeah, at least my sister wants to play. She can defeat enemies for me, collect 1-Ups, and basically make my life easier. I'm very grateful.


 * RE Wikia: I haven't visited there in quite a while. I feel pretty bad. :( I would like to join WiiKirby too, but I worry if I won't be active there either.

UPDATE: Yeah, I've seen that ugly Yoshi..er...WayoshiM on GameFAQS as well.


 * Gamefreak, I know that. I can tell him on his youtube account that ppl here are "making fun" of him. He's going to be back here looking at peoples talk page.


 * BWOF: Yoshi is not ugly, though I do consider Waluigi the worst character created by Nintendo.

13:36, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

PS: Note that Luigi is only gay in RPGs, and Kamek is gay in Platformers, and Waluigi is gay in all games.


 * If you really hate Waluigi that much, why don't you torture him or something? I made him really far behind in Moonview Highway once just by knocking him off the bridge with multiple stars. P.S. Luigi is like that in all games too, even though I like him.


 * Also, what BabyLuigiOnFire meant was that we made an extremely ugly-looking Yoshi in Spore and named it Wayoshi. Not that we hate Wayoshi, because we made ugly creatures representations for users that are at least Patrollers. Not that we hate them either. I hope BabyLuigiOnFire gets promoted so I can uglify her in Spore.

05:35, 11 June 2010 (UTC)


 * I wish Waluigi would be playable in the next SSB game. I want to beat him up, dang it! :( Same with Wario in any spin-off where he's not playable (but he's playable more often than not, and that's a good thing). That's why I don't have a "worst character". If you don't like them, beat them up. It's funny.


 * To me, Luigi is homosexual because he chose to be homosexual, har har har. So he's like that in all games. Waluigi, he's not homosexual, he's just weird. Kamek sucks big time.

One more week of school.
June 18.

Arrggghhh! I hate school. The only words the kids there know are, well, vulgar words. Lucky 65! She's a patroller and she's out of school ALREADY!?? WAT.

-minirant

In school, gum is littered like pebbles all over the campus. There is usually fresh squishy chewed up gum underneath desks and on walls. No matter where you go, there is gum. Gum is like droppings: disgusting and everywhere. Unlike droppings, gum stays there while it hardens and all the dirt collects around it until it becomes a dark gray hill on the pavement. Yuck. At least droppings will eventually disappear.

And then, there is pen writing on the walls by those "cool" people who are likely to be bankrupt criminals or fast food workers.

The kids drop food everywhere on the campus. They drop a piece of pizza, they don't care. They think it's the janitor's job to clean things up; who are they fooling? They have just created a ring-billed gull, house sparrow, and american crow buffet. Those poor birds have enough food to find. Throwing away half-eaten pizzas and full food containers is a great thing to do when the rest of the world is starving. Way to go, adolescents. Yet you guys still participate in canned food drives just so you can get extra credit or that other crap. Hypocrites.

Since when has cussing become so "cool"? Cussing isn't cool; it's dumb and dirty. Why can't I go just ONE day without cussing. I think a mute button for this school is going to be a big help.

Bottom line: School is torture. A lot of the teachers are nice. But that's because they are mature adults that actually cared about their education and property when they were in school.

-end of minirant

I love to rant, right?

03:41, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

SSB
I don't know what you're on to, but I own the game and play it very often. What are you talking about. --


 * I wrongly assumed, sorry. Judging by the fact that you said hammers do lose their hammerheads and that shells can be stepped on this game kind, I assumed you think Super Smash Bros. has the same item mechanics as Super Smash Bros. Melee. I checked your userpage and you didn't say you played the game either, so that's why I wrongly assumed.

Assume = Making an ass between you and me. No, I didn't make it up. My brother did. Just something on how bad assuming can be

Oh my goodness, the last day of school has ended. This year went by quickly, huh?

02:09, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Welcome page
I need some help for a welcome page thing. Can you help me with how to make it and stuff? Talk to me if you can help.

Spongebob
Since I saw your quote is from Spongebob (is it?), I was wondering, have you ever played Spongebob the movie game and/or battle or bikini bottom?

Yeah, I know, I'm a HUGE fan of Spongebob (weird since I'm a guy and I'm 12), and Ive watched nearly every single episode except maybe 2 or 3. But I think Spongebob is more when I want more kiddy humor, while I go for stuff like Family Guy, Simpsons, Two and a half men for all other humor. Though Ialso have Everybody Loves Raymond for family humor. But you really should try those spongebob the movie game and battle for bikini bottom. Its REALLY REALLY like Mario, the closest video game atually that I know that is like Mario. It follows the gameplay of Super Mario 64. You should check it out. Also, do u have PiT?

I'm at level 34 and I still can beat Elder Princess Shroob in 3 turns dealn out more than 1000 damage each turn. I never got past 34 becus the game gets boring past that. I'm just EXCELLENT at Copy Flowers and dodging. I know every attack of every single boss in the game. I wrote the entire "battle strategy" for Elder Princess Shroob (on this site), and normal Princess Shroob and alot more. It was my first Mario Rpg. I can no damageevery single boss at a low level in PiT. Same with Superstar Saga (except for Morton and Cackletta's Soul), and Bower's Inside Story. I'm waiting for a couple of games, Paper Mario 3DS, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Resident Evil: Revelations, House of the Dead 4 for console, and maybe Mario Sport Mix. I never really liked Mario Kart handhelds that muc because you can't multiplayer that unless another peson has another handheld and the same game. Heres me beating elder princess shroob easy

Lol, Paper Mario is the only Paper Mario I DON'T have. I have Ttyd and Super Paper Mario. I actually got Super Paper Mario first so I thought the Paper Mario Series was a platformer at first, but then I found out its an Rpg. Thats why I'm looking forwards to Paper Mario 3DS.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee's Wario!!!
Not really. :p

Its nice to talk to you now. You've been gone soooooooooooo long. Either that or I was gone soooooo long. I hated staying away from electronics for a week. It was terrible. The only think I could use was my cell phone, which just HAD to run out of batteries!!! And I had no charger!!!

I haven't even gotten to the Grandmaster Galaxy yet. In fact, I haven't played that game in a while. See, everyone's like "THIS GAME IS SO AMAZING", but I just can't agree. I don't like 3-D games as much as I used to. I like Mario spin-offs though. Also, the Green Star hunts are so MONOTONOUS!!!! Running through the levels AGAIN and looking for more stars is not fun for me. Anyways, I don't know what I though was the hardest galaxy. I don't remember any of them :p The Chimp's challenges were pretty easy though, except the last one in the Slimy something Galaxy (was it Slimy Spring Galaxy?) I had trouble with that because I couldn't find enough coins to get points.

Yep. That's all.

You don't like to leave you house because you're not risking skin cancer? Wow, it must be pretty hot in California. It was only 60 degrees when I was at my camp. The sun didn't make it very warm in the morning, people walked around with sweatshirts because it was pretty chilly.

E3 was far from my house, of course. I'd really love to go there, I'd be screaming my head off if I were there when they announced DKCR. I can't wait for that game!!! I've been dieing for a new DK game! It a shame we'll have to wait until next year to play Mario Kart 3DS and Paper Mario 3DS. They sound very fun.

Right now, I'm listening to music from Donkey Kong Land. That game has an amazing soundtrack!! Seriously, listen to these themes:, , ,. There's a lot more awesome themes than that!!!

I have an R4 card with some games, but it doesn't work on my DSi and I'd rather just play the real, legal versions of the game. The cheats are pretty awesome though! I once was experimenting with the cheats for Harvest Moon DS, and I ended up giving my self the maximum amount of money! Yep, a total of 999,999 dollars. I did a cheat on M&L: PiT too where I gave all of the bros. 999 HP. Unfortunately, the cheats can't be undone, and I didn't really want 999 HP after I thought about it. It wasn't challenging at all that way. I ended up erasing the game from the R4 card by accident anyway. Now I have TWO real copies of Partner in Time. One version is European, and the other is the US version. The reason I have two of them is because my European version (which I bought on ebay) didn't work on my American DSi, so I had to get the US version. Yep.

Done talking now. Reply soon!

Hello
Hi. 21:22, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

The barbie doll and Mr purple
You got eaten up by...WARIO????That's groos! You landed on Waluigi's toilet???That's just grosser!!!Oh man, I can't forgot how Waluigi made me wear a pinky dress, It was horrible!!!(and pink).For me, no much to say. I tried to rule the world again, but I failed. How? Well, people these days like Music, so I used an instrument to hypnotize them ALL!!!Then I wanted to watch a little music show staring them(when they got hypnotized). I told them to "BURN THE DANCE FLOOR", and...FIRE WAS EVERYWHERE, MY PLAN FAILD, THEY GOT UNHYPNOTYZED BECAUSE OF THE FIRE(And I turned home with my black cap burned).

I want to defeat the little monkey man and save the 8th dimension!
Happy Independence Day!! YEAH! If it weren't for Mario, we wouldn't be in a free country, as seen in the image below. The text is small, but I'm sure you can read it.



Anyways, I think Donkey Kong Land is copying SML. But at least it not like Kirby's DREAM Land. Yeah, but its a fun game. I just got Kirby's Dream Land the other day. Its a shame, though, because there are only five levels and the game doesn't save. I also got ANOTHER copy of Super Mario Land. I didn't really want another one, but its good to have an extra copy just in case. I do actually like some of the music in SMG2, but I wanted more instrumental music. It just... fits the game more?

All those R4 sites are illegal, so they're bound to disappear at some point. Video game companies don't want you downloading their games for free - thank you Captain Obvious. I'm surprised those sites even last a day.

I think I'll get the red 3DS too. It looks pretty cool, but I wonder how well the 3D screen will really work. The 3DS seems to have some really nice graphics, better than those nasty 64 bit graphics. I never liked the DS's graphics for 3D games. Also, have you ever found it a little tricky to control the characters with the control pad? I wish the DS had an analogue stick thingy.

Mannnnn I sure hope Fawful's gonna appear in a spin-off soon. At least as a supporting character. The more he appears in games, the more likely he'll appear as a playable character. I'm sure Nintendo can fit a lot of characters in Mario Kart 3DS, so he better be in! Unless... they put in all the Koopalings. That's seven new characters right there. You know who else should be playable? Geno. He has a chance for a comeback in Mario Sports Mix, since, from what I've heard, that game is being created by Square Enix.

Well, I gotta go now. Bye.

YO
Hey, could ya please be serious when you name those MKW images. :P 22:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Why? -DementedUglyMonsterOnFire
 * Just so new users get confused when the see the image. Sure, Vumble Grolcano is funny, but hard to understans at first. 22:14, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
 * Eh, people will still the image, m i right? Before I joined the wiki, Mario Super Sluggers had funny image titles and I didn't get confused. Plus, uh, there's nothing wrong with that? I never got warned or anything. -StupidIgnorantBabyWhoRefusesToListenOnFire

Pepsi
Pepsi is awesome!! You can't deny it!!!!

You need to play more Donkey Kong games. Really. They are awesome. I love them all, excluding the old arcade ones. They drive me crazy. Jumpman is a disgrace in that game, he can't jump high at all!!! ARRGGHHHH!!

I find DK64 to be better than Super Mario 64 AND Zelda: Majora's Mask. I've never played Ocarina of Time through, so maybe that game is better. You should really get it and beat it. I beat DK64 101% a few months ago, and let me tell you, it's a PAIN IN THE BUTT! There's so much random garbage you have to collect... 201 Golden Bananas, 40 blueprints, 20 Banana Fairies, a Rareware and Nintendo Coin, 8 boss keys, 10 Battle Crowns, and a whole bunch of other stuff. And you won't believe how cruel Rare and Nintendo were when they made the Bonus Levels. They are are SO STINKIN' HARD!!! There's one where you have to chase like 15 Gnawties into a little hole in 60 seconds with a Klaptrap. The problem is, the game is screwed up, and the Gnawties usually get to the edge of the hole and stop going! I HATE IT!!! And you only have 60 seconds too!

You know, I hate Majora's Mask. That's Zelda game on the N64, it ticks me off. Honestly, what was Nintendo thinking? I mean, its a great game and all, but the whole three day cycle... it ruins the whole game! If you don't know what I'm talking about, during the events of the game, the moon is about to crash down on the Earth (or at least that's what I think happens), and if you don't finish a dungeon in 72 hours (that's literally 72 minutes in real time), the moons kills everyone and you have to start over until the last time you played the Song of Time. It really stinks, because I really hate redoing things. And when I get stuck on a puzzle, I get so frustrated because if I don't find out what to do soon, I'll be dead no matter what. Also, in the game, you save with these Owl Statues. However, there's some "proof of encounter" thing with those statues, and if you restart the game without saving with an Owl Statue, YOU HAVE TO START OVER FROM THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED THE SONG OF TIME!!! Trust me, I forget to save a lot! And it ruins my life.

Well, I just had to rant about that.

I love platformers. They're just so fun. You know... jumping platform to platform. Yeah. I just like them. I'm pretty excited for MK3DS too, but I just hope it doesn't turn out like MKDS. Mario Kart DS is overrated. Who care about the Wi-fi, the courses stink. I hate the music too... I'm the least excited about Mario Sports Mix, really. It sounds like Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, except without Sonic. Just some short, meaningless, little sports.

I've never played a PSP at all in my whole life. I have no idea what the graphics are like either. I always went for the Nintendo games, who needs Sony? Though... I have been wanting an old Playstation for a while. There's a used game store near my house, and last time I heard, they had Playstions for only $10. That is one heck of a great deal. I should check it out...

It sucks not to have Fawful playable anywhere. Baby Weegee at least got to be playable in some games. I'd love to beat up Wario with Fawful! It would be so awesome if he was playable in a Super Smash Bros. game, because them I could REALLY destroy him!! I think Geno is pretty cool, though. And of course, if Geno does appear in MSM, you can beat up him AND Wario! Now you have two people to destroy!

Wow, you live less than an hour away from the beach. I live around 8 hours from the beach. It's a long way. I'm going to the beach this summer though. It'll be an 8 hour drive to Ocean City, Maryland. I hope I can stay away from mosquitoes there. They ruin the summer.

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Yeah. from band geeks right? But heres one of my favorite quotes. So this is what I get from working over time. OVERTIME!!! Lol that was hilarious. Oh and theres another one from that episode where Spongebob gets his head stuck in thos towel thing. Patrick: C'mon when is the carnival ever in town? "sign behind him says alwaysin town" And from the matres one Spongebob: OMG, mr. krabs are you hurt? Mr. Krabs: No, I'm hunched over, gritting my teeth, tears coming from pain because its a new dance craze! Spongebob:Oh good, I thought you were hurt. Mr.Krabs: I AM HURT!!

Wario
Wario.

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In the bay of the coast...
Lazies and gentleusless, we have noticed a fat stupid greedy mustached man waving with game boy before the fire accident, according to a little kiddy crazy greeny...er...I mean a little baby weegee girl, he farted and made the studio explode, Mr bones, the grate(cheese grater?) pirate and count and host, will tell us something about the accident, Mr bones? Will you please show us the picture.

WHY YES! this is what my evil minions took! . That's all I have to say! BWAHAHAHABONES!*crack*...yeah, you're right BLOF, it's great to rule the world and laugh all the time, exept, my BWAHAHAHABONES makes my head fall!

We don't know if Mr bones just broke the fourth wall, but that's all for now!