User:3Dejong

Hi there!, fellow gamers, and thanks for taking the time to read my page! Read on to discover more about me, and remember, have fun! You can copy any pictures and/or userboxes here.

I am an EXTREME Mario and Nintendo fan (I live, eat, breathe and sleep them), so this website is the perfect way to vent my knowledge! One thing you should know: I. HATE. SONY. AND. MICROSOFT. Actually, Crash and Spyro are really fun, innovotive titles to me, and Sony creates great games (the PSP is pretty cool, like a gaming PDA) but what totally ticks me off is the fact that Sony pretty much passes their system off as an "entertainment system". Sheeesh. Like, Playstation is a GAMING CONSOLE! Sure, snappping a rented DVD onto your PS2 is great and convienient, but still, if you want good DVD backup, go buy a DVD/VHS system. With Microsoft, well, that's another story altogether. I won't beat up on Halo, I've seen screenshots of it (beautiful graphics) and I've heard it has a great, engaging storyline, so well, okay, I'll say it, Halo's pretty cool! The thing about it, though, is that it's, like, Xbox's only first-party game! Any others I have yet to see. Xbox has cool, intuitive, classic controls and lush graphics, but that's not all that a game is. Plus, Xbox 360 is like an "improved" version of Xbox. Bleah. With Nintendo, every system that comes out is an OBVIOUS improvement on the proir. Don't see any of that happening with Playstation or Microsoft. But whatever, maybe I'm being too critical. Maybe Xbox IS a cool platform (if you like adult-ish games). Maybe built-in DVD support for the Playstation IS a big plus. Whatever. I'm a Nintendo person. But don't let that keep you away from me! If you think I'm being really, really unjust drop me a line on my Talk Page! (that little tab that says "Discussion" on the top of the page.) Okay, that being said, let's get into ME! I REALLY enjoy ANY Mario or Nintendo game (except Resident Evil), but I don't care WHAT platform a game is for, as long as it's fun! I'm saving like crazy and counting the days until the Wii comes out! Mario Galaxy ROCKS! I also enjoy laughing with any humorous book or comic strip (Calvin and Hobbes, Dog eat Doug, Foxtrot, and Space is the Place are just a few of my favorites.) I can beat ANY Mario game to pieces in at most, a month, and no games can last more then five weeks around me (I completed Super Mario World and Yoshi's Island 100%, all secrets, all red coins, all flowers, EVERY Dragon Coin. Also, I completed New Super Mario Bros. 100% in two days. Really. Honestly.). My first exposure to Mario came when I played Super Mario Bros: Classic NES Series on a friend's GBA SP. For years I had known, vaugley, that Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation were video game makers, and that Mario was a famous gaming icon. One of my cousins had gotten ahold of a new SP with Pac-Man Collection and Piglet's Big Game, and I spent many happy hours playing both. But Super Mario Bros. exposed me forever to the bright, sidescrolling world of Mario and friends, never to leave. Not long ago, (two months ago, June 2006, it was, I believe) when I finally got to begin a gaming life for the second time with a DS Lite. Wooohooo! I'm currently re-building my gaming library, but I own Mario Advance 1, 2, 3, Mario Kart DS, Tetris DS, Star Fox Command, New Super Mario Bros. (It's GREAT!) Nintendogs, Star Fox Command, and DK: King of Swing, along with a ton of new NES games.

Wanna see how I did on Super Mario Bros. HQ's Purity Test? Here's my results:

132 points out of 253: Obssesed: Mario is a religion to me!

THE MOST DANGEROUS VIRUS!
This is a HILARIOUS joke I picked up at Lemmy's Land. It was so funny, I just HAD to put it here.

The most dangerous Email virus yet!

If you receive an email with the subject line "Badtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY, WITHOUT READING IT. This is the most dangerous email virus yet. Not only will it completely rewrite your hard drive, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will recalibrate your refrigerator’s coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. This virus will mix antifreeze in your fish tank. It will drink all your soda and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio reception so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. When executed, "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. It will give you Dutch Elm disease and brown patch. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Current newest game(s)
Yoshi's Island DS! I got it! So, be on the lookout for walkthroughs, coming soon!

ALso, this doesn't really belong here, but I now have a scanner! This Christmas, I'm getting the YIDS Player's Guide, so I can add pics to some of the articles for the game! And I'm also getting the Yoshi's Story one, so I can get official art, too!

User Goals
Wanna pry into my private life and see a few of my personal goals? Here they are!


 * Ummmm.. TO ADD USER GOALS!
 * To make level walkthroughs for Yoshi's Island DS
 * To own EVERY Mario game for SNES, N64, and GCN (I already have nearly every NES Mario game except NES Golf and 3/1 Mario Bros.!)
 * To make a COMPLETE, DETAILED storyline for Super Mario Adventures
 * To upload all the Merchandise pics I have
 * To give all RPG items pics and detailed info
 * Work hard on the Wario series
 * Work very very hard on the Super Mario Land series
 * To help with any new colloboration
 * Help out as much as humanly possible with the new Levels project
 * To make detailed summaries for The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
 * To help as much as possible with the development of the DK Wiki
 * To help anyone and everyone with their problems (can NEVER be crossed out)

Kwickies
Here's a kwick peek into my faves:


 * Website: MARIOWIKI!
 * Color: Bright, blaring orange
 * Food: Pizza
 * Dessert: Orange Creme, Double Fudge Brownie and Mint Cookie Chunk ice cream sundae with hot fudge, whipped cream, and caramel sauce. ALso, I REALLY love Doc Burnstein's Brownie Batter (It's brownie batter with brownie chunks and fudge!) and Mint Fudge Oreo flavors!
 * Liquid: Graveyard (You're prolably wondering WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! It's just a little name me and my friend came up for for that delicious drink that you get when you mix up ALL the liquids on the soda bar (yes, EVEN water, iced tea, and a little coffee) and gulp it down. Honest. It's good. And yes, Sprite loses some of its flavor when paired with coffee, but I don't mind.)
 * Movie: Over the Hedge. Read the comic?
 * Comic Strip: Space is the Place
 * Sprite Comic: Tie. The Red Coin Saloon, and Neglected Nintendo Characters (NC Comix).

Pet Peeves
We all have things that tick us off. Some of mine:


 * Mario fanfiction
 * The word "soggy"
 * Big Red gum (or any cinnamon candy)
 * Old Atari systems
 * Mario rip-offs
 * Level 5-9 of Super Mario Bros. 3
 * HOW LONG A TIME 'TILL APRIL 4TH, MY BIRTHDAY, WHEN I WILL GET A WII!
 * Microsoft
 * Edutainment games
 * Headaches
 * Zonealarm Pro
 * Sore Throats
 * Squash (except pumpkin pie)
 * Anyone who thinks Mario is an idoit, or Luigi is a weirdo
 * Any licorice



Game Faves, for all you guys who were wondering
So, your definition of an extreme Mario fan is how many games they've played? Well, here's a list of the games (and systems) I've played! (favorites in italics and owned ones in bold)

(NINTENDO) SYSTEMS I HAVE PLAYED


 * Super Nintendo Entertainment System
 * Nintendo 64
 * Nintendo Gamecube
 * Nintendo DS
 * GameBoy Advance SP
 * GameBoy Color
 * Nintendo DS (I own a blue one)
 * Nintendo DS Lite (I own a white one, my sister owns a pink one, and my brother is getting a black one for Christmas! We'll have all three!)

MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED


 * Donkey Kong  (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
 * Donkey Kong Jr. (OK, not nearly as good as its prequel. Not beaten)
 * Donkey Kong 3 (Blah! Another victim of overdone sequels. Not beaten ONE level!)
 * Donkey Kong Classics (Very nice! Donkey Kong and DK Jr. in one game! Not beaten)
 * Super Mario Bros. + Duck Hunt (OK, I don't play Duck Hunt that much. Not beaten)
 * Super Mario Bros. (The game that reinvented the video game industry! Beaten!)
 * Super Mario Bros. 2  (Meh... Not as good as the first. Beaten!)'''
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (ALL RIGHT! A very worthy sequel! Beaten!)
 * Super Mario All-Stars (Cool! All the SMB plus the original SMB2 in one game! Beaten if you count induvidual games.)
 * Donkey Kong Country (Nice! Mario's arch-rival gets his OWN game! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Kart (OK, for an SNES game it's pretty good. Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario RPG (Nice! Mario scores a sweet RPG! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario World (One of my favorites, crammed with secrets! Beaten 100%!)
 * Yoshi (Nice little puzzle game, remincient of Tetris, but thoroughly Mario. Impossible to beat, goes on and on.)
 * Yoshi's Cookie (Nice game! Score another for the SNES and NES!! Not beaten.)
 * Wario Land 2 (OK, love those wacky alter-egos! Not beaten.)
 * Dr. Mario (Could have been better, but could have been worse! 5/10. Is it possible to beat?)
 * Mario is Missing (Blah. Mario edutainment. Not beaten.)
 * Donkey Kong 64 (Donkey Kong's foray into 3D worked out pretty well! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart 64 (Good installment in the series. Not Beaten.)
 * Super Mario 64 (Mario's first try at the 3D platform world was a hit! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (One of the best in the Mario Kart series! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Party 5 (The first Mario Party I played, full of sweet minigames! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Party 7 (Like the other Mario Parties, the perfect multiplayer party game! Not beaten.)
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (VERY VERY NICE, Mario's 4th RPG was a joy! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Sunshine (One of my ALL-TIME faves! Beautiful graphics! Not beaten.)
 * DK King of Swing (Very good, but could have been better, awaiting sequel! Beaten 100%!)
 * Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA) (WONDERFUL! But not beaten.)
 * Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA) (Just as good! Fighting KAOS has never been better! Beaten 100%!)
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Mario's 5th RPG and first M&L game was WONDERFUL! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit (One of the meh-ish titles of Mario Kart, but good for GBA. Not beaten.)
 * Mario Golf: Advance Tour (Blah. I'm never going to buy another Mario Golf game. BOOORING. Not beaten.)
 * Mario Pinball Land  (VERY FUN! Fight classic Mario bosses in FULL 3D! On a GBA! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Tennis: Power Tour (OK! Good Mario Tenis game! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Advance (OK, loved all the extra challanges! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World (Wonderful port of a wonderful game! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island (GREAT port of a GREAT game! Great secrets! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 (Another great, polished port. Beaten 100%!)
 * Yoshi Topzy-Turvy (Wonderful and inovative at first, but gets monotonus. Not beaten. Also, I know it should be Yoshi ToP-S-Y Turvy. Due to a strange glitch, I cannot make it the correct spelling.)
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (WONDERFUL!! This is the PERFECT Mario RPG! Hilarious! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart DS (The best installment in the Mario Kart series so far! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario 64 DS (Very fun! Tons of secrets! Not beaten.)
 * Super Princess Peach (OK, pays homage to Super Mario World to me! Not beaten.)
 * NEW Super Mario Bros. (GREAT! It's like a Super Mario Bros. 4!! Best yet! Beaten 100%!)


 * Favorite NON-MARIO game: Kirby's Adventure (Beaten 100%!)

(NOTE: This list is currently incomplete. Come back later for a COMPLETE listing!)

Games I WANT!
Games I want, but can't get right now. 'Cuz if I could, I wouldn't want them, now would I? Games I REALLY REALLY want are bold, and games I hope to get for Christmas are in italics.

Nintendo 64

 * Uh, a Nintendo 64


 * Yoshi's Story
 * Paper Mario
 * Super Mario 64
 * Donkey Kong 64
 * Diddy Kong Racing
 * Mario Parties 1 thru 3

GameCube

 * AHEM... A GAMECUBE!!


 * Mario Parties 4-7
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Super Mario Sunshine
 * 'Super Paper Mario
 * Super Mario Strikers
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Luigi's Mansion
 * Wario World
 * Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

GameBoy Advance

 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
 * Mario Party Advance
 * Yoshi Topsy Turvy
 * Mario Pinball Land
 * Donkey Kong Country 1 thru 3
 * Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3

Nintendo DS

 * Super Princess Peach
 * Yoshi Touch and Go
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * Mario vs. Donkey Kong
 * Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
 * DK: King of Swing DS
 * Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Games I'm getting for Christmas
The games/accesories that are on my list this year!


 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * Yoshi's Story Guide (to scan official art out of with my new scanner! ;)
 * Maybe Donkey Kong Country 2
 * Yoshi's Island DS Guide (same as Story guide)
 * Mario vs. DK 2
 * Super Mario Advance 4 (I'll have all the Mario Advances!)
 * Yoshi Touch and Go

Keep Gaming, 3dejong (This site ROCKS!)

Oh, and by the way, my name has a silent j, so 3dejong is pronounced 3de-yong. Most people pronounce it 3de-J-ong. Weird name, huh? You can just call me 3D. I'm part dutch, and I live in Sunny (part time) California.