List of Ludwig von Koopa quotes

This is a list of quotes by Ludwig von Koopa.

Mario is Missing!

 * "How many Bowsers does it take to unscrew in a lightbulb? Ha ha, only one, and he's dying to plunge Mario into darkness!"
 * "You think YOU'RE in the dark, friend? Just imagine poor Mario without any lightbulbs!"
 * "You made it past the others, but you won't get past me, you wrench wielding weirdo! I'm the mighty Ludwig von Koopa!"
 * "You got at me? ONLY FIRE CAN DESTROY ME!"

Mario Kart 8

 * "Haha!" (when unlocked)
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Ya-hoo!"
 * "Woo-hoo!" (when performing a stunt)
 * "Hah!" (when performing a stunt)
 * "Hee hee ha ha haaa!" (when airborne)
 * "Yeehaaaw!" (winning 1st place)
 * "Haw haw haw! Hoo hoo!" (getting 2nd to 6th place)
 * "Hey yeah! Yeah!" (getting 2nd to 6th place)
 * "Uwaah!" (getting 7th - 12th place)
 * "Grrrrr!" (getting 7th - 12th place)

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "Gwehehe!" - Paper Mario: Color Splash
 * "I’ve been waiting, Mario! I designed this weapon specifically for you. I think you’re gonna LOVE it. Gaze upon its glory! Cower in fear of its might!"
 * "Gwehehehe! My new anti-Mario weapon! Ludwig’s Megabad Super Battleship of Dooooooooooom! But its friends call it the Super Ludship! What do you think? Isn’t it FIERCE?"
 * "But you did show up a little, uh, earlier than I anticipated, so we had to cut production a bit…short."
 * "You’re right. I do have the blue Big Paint Star. But I’m not just going to let you take it… If you really want it, you’ll have to get through me and my Super Ludship! Come at me!"
 * "You came back! Gwehehe! Typical hero type! Let's go!"
 * "The first movement begins! I hope you enjoy my Cannon in Sea Major!"
 * "Target: Mario! Fire!"
 * "Gwehehe! You think your puny attack is going to damage my Super Ludship?"
 * "Gweheh! You're going to fight my Super Ludship with THOSE cards? You'd best turn tail and run!" (possibly unused)
 * "Not even you could withstand my power, Mario... Now, meet your doom. Lud-Cannon Blast!" (possibly unused)
 * "Ho ho! A counterattack, eh? Aren’t we doing well? Prepare tactical auxiliary forward-mounted attack units! Oh, you know what I mean. Queue the dang Koopa Paratroopas!"
 * "Grrrreh! My ship has taken serious damage! Don’t think I’m going to let it happen again! BOMBERS! Do your stinking jobs!"
 * "Gyaaahhh! She’s going down!"
 * "Gwehehe! This was my plan all along! The Ludship was just a temporary design! Say hello to the flagship of my fleet: the Super Ludsub! Go ahead - just try to attack it. Gwehehe!"
 * "Gwehehe! It's pointless! Futile! No matter what attack you use, you can't hit my ship while it's underwater!"
 * "Gwehehe! Bust out the streamers and blow up the balloons - it’s time to celebrate your demise!"
 * "Gwehehe! Get that Replica garbage out of here!"
 * "This will LIFT your spirits: I'm going to end this battle next turn... BY BLASTING YOU INTO CONFETTI!"
 * "You put up quite a fight, but I'm afraid I must bid you adieu. Here comes my final attack... Meteor Missile Storm!"
 * "Super Ludsub, dive! Huh? Dive! DIVE! Why won’t you dive?!"
 * "Oh? Oh! I can still attack above the water! Gwehehe!"
 * "You wrecked my Super Ludsub! HOW DARE YOU!"
 * "Mario… The world-famous Super Mario… I wanted to fight you, if not only once. That’s why I lured you in here with the Big Paint Star. But it looks like I underestimated you. I admit defeat. Even now, I’m glad that I got to trade blows with you. I guess I’ll just have to hope Lord Bowser can defeat you… Good-bye."

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "Roy! Wendy! Larry! We gotta get these three to the secure location!"
 * "Oops! My bad! I got stuck trying to get out of that pipe."
 * "It’s pummelling time!"
 * "I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"
 * "Larry, we just need [number] dark Star Points to use this bad boy!"
 * "You’re not as wimpy as you look…"
 * "Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"
 * "No. If anything, we're a republic... Wait, what am I saying? WHO CARES? GET MARIO!"
 * "I...I’ve been dethroned…"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

 * "Hmph! What a bother."
 * "Bwahaha! You should’ve known I’m more than you can handle! I’m going all-out right from the start! It’s max-power Ludwig time, baby!"
 * "Huh. I thought a pebble was talking, but it’s just a dumb Goomba. Not that it’s your business, but we’re in search of Lord Bowser. Time is of the essence, so we can’t waste any of it talking to Goombas."
 * "Hm? I can’t understand a word this nutty Goomba is saying…"
 * "You keep believing that idiotic story and see how far you get up the mountain. Us Koopalings will look for Lord Bowser our own way. The RIGHT way."
 * "Don’t you think I would have said something if I’d found him?"
 * "You looking for trouble, buddy?"
 * "In any case, there’s no point arguing until we catch sight of Lord Bowser. We’ll just have to split up and keep searching…"
 * "Are you idiots deaf or something? Get lost before we-"
 * "Hmph. I can’t believe you actually came."
 * "HEY!"
 * "You’ve got a lot of nerve to ignore the great Ludwig!"
 * "Hmph! Pesky little cretin…"
 * "Incoherent insect!! Idiotic imbecile! You and everyone you care for will pay dearly for making a fool of me!!"
 * "I’ll prove my superiority!"
 * "Report for duty! NOW!"
 * "Time to finish this!"
 * "What happened… Why was I…"
 * "Ah, I get it. Fawful must have been controlling me somehow…" - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
 * "Are you…the Goomba from the mountain?"
 * "Just one measly Goomba… Impossible… Hmph. Normally I’d laugh and kick you to the curb about now… But you might be telling the truth…"
 * "I don’t get it… How could a single Goomba do such great things…"
 * "Nothing… I just have a lot on my mind. Let’s get moving!"
 * "Summon the other Koopalings. All of them. Now."
 * "I’ll be blunt. You’re going to fight all seven of us."
 * "Because. I. Said. So. You said earlier that no one in the world is more loyal to Bowser than you are. I’m going to test that theory. I wanna see how much Minion spirit you really have."
 * "Just as I thought. You’ve only made it this far because of the Koopalings. It wasn’t because of your own loyalty or abilities at all, was it?"
 * "I don’t have time for Goomba speeches. Prepare for battle immediately!"
 * "Enough talk. Show me what you’re made of, little Goomba."
 * "Come hither, my Thwomp! CRUSH THEM ALL!!"
 * "How can this be?! It simply doesn’t make sense…"
 * "Shut your stupid mouth before I shut it for you!!"
 * "*sigh* I hate to admit it, but I guess this means you’re the real deal. Your Minion spirit is…beyond compare."
 * "This is it…"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

 * "Great work getting the recipe for Skeletone Formula:D, Roy. So, we need something called a ‘’Giga-carrot’’, an ‘’Omega-onion’’ and some ‘’Ever Ice.’’ With those ingredients in hand, we can cure the blorbs!"
 * "I’ve heard of the Giga-Carrot. It’s supposed to be in Dimble Wood. Let’s go check it out!"
 * "*sigh* Don’t worry, everyone. I got this. Hey! Captain Goomba!"
 * "Are your troops ready?"
 * "Excellent. You may go. Give Lord Junior a true test…"
 * "In times like these, we can’t leave things to chance. I’ve simply arranged for Lord Junior to learn a few lessons. After all, we wouldn’t want him to get hurt, would we?"
 * "Well, in real battles, he’ll have to learn."
 * "Lord Junior! This is not playtime anymore. This is serious! You need to know that if you lose all your HP, you’ll actually lose! Even if your friends survive."
 * "Also, you should know that you don’t need to defeat all of them to win. You just need to defeat the leader!"
 * "Yeah, well… You gotta try, you know?"
 * "Ah, this is a group attack. It’s when multiple units attack at once. Of course, you’ll need multiple units of the same type to activate it…"
 * "And, naturally, the more like units you have, the stronger the group attack will be."
 * "Lord Junior! Are you sure you’re ready for this?"
 * "Yes, well…that went about how I expected."
 * "All right, Lord Junior… We’ll be facing off against Shy Guys in this next battle. They are ranged troupers, which means they can hit you with a turnip from anywhere!"
 * "Glad you asked! So, there are three different types of troopers. Ranged troopers use throwing weapons and can fire projectiles. Flying troopers can take to the air and attack from above. And Melee troopers are your ground force, charging fearlessly into battle."
 * "Now, since you are a Melee trooper, Lord Junior… You have the advantage over these Shy Guys, who are Ranged troopers!"
 * "Whew! I know it’s a lot of information, but your survival DOES depend on it, so…"
 * "…Are you even listening a little bit?"
 * "I am feeling a little tired…"
 * "*sigh* Lord Junior…I’m trying to teach you about squads. When you line things up just right, your combined power can be incredible. This is known as SPIRIT, and it is super important!"
 * "Lord Junior…if you would just listen…"
 * "You know, he’s smarter than he looks. And sounds. He’s trying to get in good with Lord Junior!"
 * "Easy, Roy. That’s the boss’s kid."
 * "And despite his miserable attitude, everything is going according to plan. Now, let’s hurry along into battle. Actions speak louder than words."
 * "Hmph. You’re not so different from him, you know…"
 * "Lord Junior! Let’s go over what we just learned."
 * "But this can help you, um… ‘’crush it’’ even more."
 * "All right. But remember Lord Bowser’s instructions!"
 * "Well, there’s no denying his strength… But…will it be enough…"
 * "Stop blathering and get to your positions at once!"
 * "Ahem. Lord Junior! Come now, we’re taking our leave. We need to head to Dimble Wood in search of the Giga-carrot. Please try to remember…"
 * "So, Lord Bowser ate a weird mushroom and is now inhaling everything in sight?"
 * "Hm. I can’t shake the feeling that someone’s following us…"
 * "Maybe it’s just my imagination."
 * "I feel like we’re being followed. And I’m worried that something’s wrong back at the castle."
 * "Yeah, well…it’s just a feeling. I also feel like we’re being watched. Like…right now."
 * "No, no. It’s probably nothing. Still… Let me just check something out. The kid’s your responsibility until I return."
 * "Who knows… Maybe he’ll actually listen to you…"
 * "Relax! Watching Junior is easy…ish."
 * "…Sorry, Iggy." (disguised as Beef)
 * "Ugh, that is SO lame…" (disguised as Beef)
 * "Losers." (disguised as Beef)
 * "…I’m not talking." (disguised as Beef)
 * "Happy now? You’ve been looking for me, right? Come on, you have to admit it was a good disguise."
 * "I couldn’t let you creeps just roam around the kingdom unsupervised. Looks like spying on you was the right call."
 * "Yes, you fell right into my trap. I used myself as bait to lure you out here into the forest."
 * "Though, to be honest… I never expected to find Lord Junior out here!"
 * "Looks like the Minions are back in business!"
 * "That’s for me to know and you to panic about."
 * "Heh. I’ve actually learned a lot sneaking around with you guys. Can’t wait to report back to Lord Bowser… We might borrow some of your techniques!"
 * "I know you’ve been tailing Lord Junior in order to swipe the Skeletone at the last minute. And that you were planning on using it to take control of the Minions!"
 * "I even know you’re planning on betraying Fawful! You want the whole Mushroom Kingdom, don’t you?"
 * "Ah, yes, of course. The big blob himself. Not to worry. He’s sleeping soundly in a storage room at Bowser’s Castle."
 * "I don’t back down from anyone, but in this case I knew I couldn’t match his brawn. So naturally, I used my brain."
 * "Wow! You really took down that Ludwig mannequin!"
 * "It wasn’t an exact match- perhaps not my finest work… Ah, but your beady little eyes couldn’t tell the difference."
 * "I guess this goes to show you, meathead… Never skip brain day!"
 * "Speaking of my finest work, I did put more effort into the beef costume."
 * "But enough talk. It’s time to face the music, lady. And my piano’s all tuned up."
 * "Lord Junior. I had to leave your side to do what I did. I hope you can forgive me."
 * "If you deem it necessary… I’m willing to accept whatever punishment you find appropriate."
 * "...Understood."
 * "Yes…I’m proud of him."
 * "Heh, I think not. Listen up, lady. I know."
 * "Your secret. I know it."
 * "You’re not as fit as you wish you were. In fact, you’ve been relying on some pretty shady substances…"
 * "And your mouth… You try to keep it under control, but when you’re mad… It all just busts loose, doesn’t it? Your temper is your weakness!"
 * "Theeeere it is. Now that she’s completely unhinged, we can turn the tables."
 * "Lord Junior. Take this."
 * "It’s an antidote. I call it RenewaLeaf. They’ve been controlling Morton with a contaminated version of your Skeletone! This stuff will bring him and the others back to normal."
 * "Heh. I don’t doubt it, kid."
 * "Now, before we move out… While I was undercover as Beef, I determined that the other Koopalings are at Blubble Lake. So….let’s head that way now. Move out! And stay alert…"
 * "What’s making all that noise?"
 * "Lord Junior! It’s not safe here! We’ve gotta go!"
 * "That gigantic monster is Lord Bowser?! How could that be…"
 * "I see… So that giant robot…"
 * "Guys, do you at least have a plan?"
 * "This is all very touching, but we have three Koopalings left to rescue. Wendy may be safe at the castle…but I wouldn’t count on it."
 * "What makes you think Roy’s at the castle?"
 * "We’re not all lollipops and puppy dogs, either!"
 * "Heh…not bad yourself. I could tell it wasn’t your first pose-off."
 * "Oops. How did he escape?!"
 * "I know that voice!"
 * "Plus, I mean…lava? That’s so unoriginal!"
 * "Yes, they’re good and loyal servants. They once rescued your father from a dire situation in the Beanbean Kingdom. You can count on them, Lord Junior."
 * "You feel it too, don’t you? It’s too quiet around here."
 * "Something’s not right."
 * "Lord Junior…we need to get out of here. Let’s move Roy to somewhere safe."
 * "It seems so. It does sound like something Roy would do."
 * "Take it easy, Roy. Tell us what happened."
 * "He didn’t want us to know he was past his limit."
 * "Yep. Watch out…I don’t know quite what we’re dealing with."
 * "Yes. And then afterward, let’s throw them into the lava."
 * "I feel it too. This is worse than that Malatone stuff… It’s something more…sinister…"
 * "He seems genuine to me. What’s your concern?"
 * "Well, he is Bowser’s kid. There were bound to be some speed bumps."
 * "Yes, Lord Junior?"
 * "I can't answer that for you."
 * "Oops. I didn’t realize they had a Plan X…"
 * "Ugh…it’s hideous! And I thought Beef was disgusting!"
 * "Hmph. They couldn't beat us...so they decided to BE us. How odd."
 * "Ah, well. I was hoping it was an actual plan or weapon of some sort. No matter…we can work with this!"
 * "Thank you, Lord Bowser. I think you’ll find it quite illuminating. After all, you may not have noticed, being busy with Fawful and all that nonsense… But your royal son, the young Lord Bowser Jr., has really started growing up!"
 * "I've got your back, Lord Junior!" (before the start of a level)
 * "Count on me, Lord Junior!" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
 * "Leave this to me, Lord Junior…" (Negotiate)
 * "This is for your own good." (negotiating)
 * "It shouldn’t have come to this." (negotiating)
 * "Fine, do your own thing." (negotiating)
 * "Would you do it for 20,000 coins?" (negotiating)
 * "I’ll make an example of you." (negotiating)
 * "Think this through." (negotiating)
 * "What are your terms?" (negotiating)
 * "If you won’t join us, leave now!" (negotiating)
 * "You've got a good eye." (negotiating)
 * "Let’s shift some paradigms." (negotiating)
 * "Is this where you belong?" (negotiating)
 * "OK. You’re qualified." (negotiating)
 * "How much do you want?" (negotiating)
 * "You could be a star!" (negotiating)
 * "Join us! The benefits are solid." (negotiating)
 * "Welcome to our journey." (negotiating)
 * "You’ll get three meals and a snack." (negotiating)
 * "I can really help your network." (negotiating)
 * "Let's do this together!" (negotiating)
 * "I'd love your help." (negotiating)
 * "You're making a wise decision." (negotiating)
 * "Are you happy with your career path?" (negotiating)
 * "We're a friendly army." (negotiating)
 * "Do you want to be a leader?" (negotiating)
 * "Join us and you can really shine!" (negotiating)
 * "You won't regret it." (negotiating)
 * "What kind of hourly rate are you looking for?" (negotiating)
 * "You won't have to work weekends." (negotiating)
 * "You have five seconds to decide." (negotiating)
 * "Resistance is useless." (negotiating)
 * "This is a win-win." (negotiation successful)
 * "It's a done deal." (negotiation successful)
 * "You're smart, you know that?" (negotiation successful)
 * "I won’t forget this." (negotiation failed)
 * "No deal. Not now, not ever!" (negotiation failed)
 * "The deal is off. Good day!" (negotiation failed)
 * "Nope!" (Stop and Drop)
 * "...Uh, just practicing..." (Stop and Drop, if there are no enemies about to attack)

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020

 * "Luigi and Tails! Larry informed me all about you lot! You took Magikoopa’s package from him!"
 * "Hmm… That thing is the Excitement Battery? I was curious to see what Larry was so upset about."
 * "Yes! Brilliant catch, Wendy!"
 * "Correct! We came to get it back for Larry."
 * "We’ll hold onto the Excitement Battery. It’s too late to try to talk about it."
 * "Whahahaha! Wendy, that’s brilliant! That’s a marvelous idea. However… I also like this idea: whoever wins in a competition gets to keep that battery as its rightful owner."
 * "So, you’re saying you want to face me in an event? Wahahaha! The event here is Fencing. If you’re confident in your chances with me, I’ll happily prove you wrong."
 * "Whahahaha! You’re an odd one, but I like your flair. I’ll fence with you. But hear me and let it be known! It is I who will win the gold medal!"
 * "I'm the one who's gonna be winning a gold medal!"
 * "I… I can’t believe I lost…"
 * "What!? What is with that battery? What happened to it?"
 * "Hmph! Go on, then. You can have that battery. I wasn’t counting on anything so downright weird."

Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas

 * "Oh yeah! Let's get back to Kastle Koopa, so Dad can tell us how smart we are!"
 * "{*with Bully, Big Mouth, and Cheatsy*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪"
 * "(*in Bully's voice due to an animation error*) Water Land!"
 * "No fair!"
 * "We're Kooping out too!"

Princess Toadstool for President

 * "Ooh, relax, King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!"
 * "Wrong! It's my newest invention: Nice Guy Potion!"
 * "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down. He’d never win, unless we fixed this election!"
 * "Whaddaya think, Cheatsy? Does Nice Guy King Dad stand a chance?"
 * "Uh, oh! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!"
 * "Oh, brother! It looks like the Nice Guy Potion is wearing off!"
 * "Don't ever rush achieve!"
 * "Whoa! Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!"
 * "Oh, forget the plumber! We've got to get that Nice Guy Potion to Dad, before he blows the election!"
 * "AAAAAHHHHH!!! The potion is gone!!! We've been outsneaked!"
 * "They stole the Nice Guy Potion!"
 * "C'mon, King Dad! You can fake your way through this!"

Reign Storm

 * "Whoa, hey, Bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!"
 * "Even worse! What if I built a robot Princess, to take over the kingdom, while the real Princess is gone?"
 * "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!"
 * "The robot's ready for evil, King Dad! No one in the Mushroom Kingdom, will even suspect the real Princess is still in the Real World!"
 * "My job is to keep the real Princess Toadstool in real Hawaii. You told me six times, Bossy Dad!"
 * "Aloha, Pop!"
 * "Dad! I came to warn you! The real Princess is coming back!"

Toddler Terrors of Time Travel

 * "It seems you get these headaches, every time you get clobbered by the Mario Bros."
 * "I-if only those nincompoop plumbers hadn't fallen down that Warp Zone pipe in Brooklyn..."
 * "Maybe we can go back and CHANGE history, King Dad! All we need is a little...time travel!"
 * "I got to be careful. This is the only time travel tube I've got!"
 * "I know what I'm doing!"
 * "It's working! I'll take us back to that Brooklyn drain, just before noon, when the Mario Bros. warped into the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "But, King Dad! It'll blow if you give it more juice!"
 * "Whoa! We're goin' out of control!"
 * "Forget them, help ME! We're going TOO far back in time!"
 * "Maybe I can get this back on course."
 * "Oooh! The Mario babies got away! Well, now what do we do?"
 * "I think this might work, King Dada!"
 * "Alright! King Dad!"
 * "You're back to your abnormal self!"
 * "If they think we're in costume, King Dad, they'll never GUESS we're not from the Real World! I told ya I'm a genius!"
 * "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario babies never warp through this pipe!"
 * "We do, lady. This is a fun game called: STUFF YOUR FURNITURE DOWN THE DRAIN!"
 * "Ooh, so that's our problem!"
 * "Now the Super Mario Bros. will never get to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "My time travel thing is working great!"
 * "Better do what King Dad says, Princess! The Super Mario Bros. are stuck in the past!"

Oh, Brother!

 * "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I made it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom...and flush out the gold coins floating in the underground pipe world, so I can collect them here, in this underground dungeon! Isn't that rich?!"
 * "I'm a mad genius, not a plumber!"
 * "I've got the Mario Bros. on the Koopascope, King Dad! How should we decide which one to Koopnap? Uh, flip a gold coin?"
 * "Say no more, Kooper Dooper Dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!"
 * "I'll catch that faucet face with another one of my nifty gizmos: The Plumber Pole!"
 * "And now a big jerk for that big plumber jerk!"
 * "It worked, my evil daddy-o! Mario's our prisoner!"
 * "We have the power to make you do anything we want, thanks to my latest genius invention: The Lame Brainer!"
 * "I'm so smart! Ooh, he's Plumber's Putty in our hands!"
 * "Mario! Here's a tasty, delicious, and all-around scrumptious bowl of pasta!"
 * "But Mario, you HATE pasta!"
 * "We've turned him into our slave, thanks to this super Kooper invention!"
 * "(Mind-controlled) Your wish is my command, Mario-Masters!"
 * "(Mind-controlled) Smash! Crush! Pound! Destroy!"

Misadventures in Babysitting

 * "Hoohoohoo, look! That strange little fella! He's a Real Worlder!"
 * "I'm Kooky von Koopa!"
 * "We've just caught ourselves a pair of babysitting plumbers! That's what!"
 * "Yeah, but the best is yet to come!"
 * "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!"
 * "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?"
 * "Right NOW!!!"
 * "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!"

Mush-Rumors

 * "Whoa, aliens! Millions of them, Big Mouth!"
 * "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?"
 * "Don't worry, sis! We'll trick THEM!"
 * "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!"
 * ''"Uh, sorry, King Dad! My analyzer says that they really WERE Real World people!"'
 * "Uh...yeah! They were planning to go to Wild Waldo's Amusement Park!"

Crimes R Us

 * "Got it, Crimewave Clyde!"

Up, Up, and a Koopa

 * "Whoa, of course it's perfect! After all, I invented it!"
 * "And no one can stop us, cause we have the Sky World's ruler: Emperor Ed, locked in the brig!"
 * "NO!!! You overloaded it!"
 * "Emperor Ed flew the Koopa Koop!"
 * "Boy, King Dad! Oooh, you really did a job on my Kooper-Dooper Raiser-Upper! Oooh, now it's a real downer!"
 * "Ooooh, there! Now it has 10 times its original power!"
 * "Quadradruple power?! Uh, gee, King Dad! I don't think you should-"
 * "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to...CHAOS MODE!!!"

7 Continents for 7 Koopas

 * "Big problems, King Dad! Our radiator's overheated!"
 * "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!"
 * "I used my magic wand to turn all the wild animals...into STUFFED ANIMALS!"

True Colors

 * "Whoa, well, Cheatsy! While Dad takes his beauty sleep, looks like WE'LL have to order this attack!"
 * "PARAGOOMBAS AWAY!!!"
 * "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!"
 * "I'm a genius! My Koopa Color Goopa worked perfectly!"
 * "I saw that! It was one of those red Mushrooms! They're always doing mean stuff like that!"
 * "I was walking here first, you rippin' red rubble!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Come on, blues! Let's have a big rumble, and give those reds what they deserve!"
 * "RUMBLE!!!"
 * "Oh, yeah! We got them to believe red was better than blue, and vice versa!"
 * "And then, when they self-saute, dear old King Dad will waltz right in and take over the kingdom!"
 * "TALK?! Will the reds wipe us out?! Look, they're heading this way! CHAAAARGE!!!"
 * "{*with Cheatsy*} RATS!"
 * "What about those terrible things the reds did?! Let's rumble!"

Super Koopa

 * "Then hit it, Hip! Hop to it, Hop!"
 * "Oooh, we did it! This pendant is gonna give King Dad the same super powers the Mario Bros. have! Oooh, boy! Am I smart?"
 * "Thanks, King Dad, but uh, there's just one little problem."
 * "So, if we can just lure those bridge-brain bozos back there..."
 * "The french fries!"

The Wheel Thing

 * "Good idea, Mario... Great idea... In fact, just the idea I needed to conquer the Dome City!"
 * "Thank you, Marios! You've inspired me to create my most monstrous invention ever!"
 * "Help me with my brilliant invention! Today, the Dome City...TOMORROW, THE WORLD!!!"
 * "Mega Mechanasaur; Big-Feet for short."
 * "The Kooky key to any door!"
 * "A genuine cave-patch doll!"
 * "All aboard, King Dad!"
 * "Fasten your seatbelt! It's going to be a bumpy ride!"
 * "Later, King Dad! Gotta finish the KOOKY VON KOOPA MEMORIAL FREEWAY!"
 * "Uh...fasten your seatbelt?"

Miscellaneous

 * 「イエーイ！　のってるかい. 攻撃的 で過激 な仲間 が増 えてオイラもうれしいぜ. ベイビー. 実 を言 うと他 にもっと仲間 がいるんだけど、そいつはマリオにはナイショだぜ. 」 ("Yay! Let's get down. I'm also glad to know that the number of such aggressive and violent enemies helping us out increases. Baby. To tell you the truth, we have more guys helping us besides these, but don't tell Mario.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 42.
 * "Quite an exciting game isn't it? I'm glad to know that we have such powerful enemies helping us out. We have more guys helping us besides these... but don't tell Mario." - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 41.
 * "Vee shall see if you can defeat me, Mario. I combine all the attacks ov my younger brothers and sister - I am the ultimate Koopaling! I see you trembling, Mario... Vy don't you just go home?" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
 * "That's music to my ears!" - Super Mario Adventures