User:Johnson T. Shy Guy

Transmission 1 Johnson T. Shy Guy reporting. My base is rather cold this time of year. we might just be excused from work tomorrow. you wouldn't believe this town, Snowing more than the snow kingdom! and it's November, too! I wonder If User:Voldemort 64 and User:Uncle Steve Are OK... I am thinking about The Shroom. I remember someone saying they'd like to make a story...

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Transmission 2

Me again. I have quite a problem. I have found something. Something BIG. Something Revolutionary. Something Bold. Something someone might kill me for. It's a secret document. One that I will announce in December. It's an (removed for spoiler reasons)

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