List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions. For quotes from the original, see here.

Bowser

 * "Wh-Where am I...?! Where's Peach...Wasn't I going to kidnap her...?"
 * "Quiet, fools!"
 * "Wait..Is this...my castle? I'm SO confused right now."
 * "What's your PROBLEM? You make me sick!"

Captain Goomba

 * "*sigh* I can't believe I got stomped AGAIN. Oh well. I'll beat that stupid Mario next time...Let's band together next time. Strength in numbers and all."
 * "What? Wh-Where am I? Where's Lord Bowser? Where are my fellow Minions...? Hello? Is anyone out there? HELLOOO!"
 * ''"This is bad...I'm all alone and have NO idea where I am..."
 * "WAAAAAAH! Yikes! Wh-What's with that rumbling? I guess I should try...looking outside..."
 * "I'm on...a mountain?! I wonder if the other Minions are nearby..."
 * "I hope Lord Bowser is OK..."
 * "Is that...Lord Bowser?! Oh, no! I should...I should...I should limber up with some warm-up exercises...Kablam!"
 * "Ooh, yeah...I'm ready for action now..."
 * "BAH! What is THAT freaky monstrosity?"
 * "Whoa...That weird bean thing just talked..."
 * "Oh! Um...I guess...That came out wrong. You're not a "weird" bean. You're, um...a great bean."
 * "I'm only used to fighting Mario! For now...I'll just keep bashing!"
 * "Alrighty! Time to show you the fruits of my labor! I'll jump like a mustachioed fiend, and then stomp down hard...RIGHT ON YOUR STUPID HEAD!"
 * "What? More enemies?! I wonder how many battles await me..."
 * "Oh, great. TYPICAL. More weird bean things. Or, wait...That gorgeous shape...is oddly familiar...My...My...My comrades!!!"
 * "Oh. Ahem. Sorry. I was so overjoyed I had to...hug it out. You know how it goes."
 * "But we're Bowser's Minions! Bound by honor and the occasional awkward hug!"
 * "Now then! Shall we venture out, my fellow Goomba brethren? Shall we? Shall we?"
 * "What's this? Super special what now? Speak up, I say!"
 * "Whatever it is, I promise to rise to the challenge!"
 * "Going alone is scary. It's not the Goomba way. A good old-fashioned team-up is the way to go! Yes, indeed!...Just one question...What's with the flag? The one UP THERE."
 * "I see. So I'm the captain. Captain ME! Heh. Love it."
 * "All right! Let's do this, team! Follow my lead, quick-like! (walks a few steps and falls down) Yeeeeaaah, nope, sorry. This isn't working for me. I can't do it! The dizzying heights of captaindom are beyond my reach! Just LOOK at me! I don't even have arms! I'm just a Goomba...Untold numbers of us have been stomped by Mario's stupid boots!"
 * "Is it really? That's uncanny...The Captain...Captain THIS GUY...It definitely has a nice ring to it......But can I really do it? Is that...allowed?"
 * "Heh. Well then! This changes things considerably..."
 * "Oh, yeaaaah! I can DO this!"
 * "I have a captain-y aura? That's...awesome."
 * "OK! Let's MOVE! Max aura power, gooo! Goomba Squaaaaad! We're off on a grand adventure! We're off to rescue Lord Bowser!"
 * "I'm with you, Private Goomp. It's time to make a name for ourselves!"
 * "Let's show the world what Goombas are capable of! For Lord Bowser!"
 * "My friends! My BROTHERS! Our journey is at its end. If we survive this next trial, Lord Bowser awaits us. It's a double-edged sword to admit this, but...Mario and Green Guy will surely defeat that faker. Those guys are so strong...It makes me SO MAD...Anyway, that will give us the chance to rescue the real Lord Bowser. And this time, we won't fail! We'll be at our king's side before the day is done! I know I'm just a humble Goomba...just a run-of-the-mill Bowser fanboy. At first, I never thought I could be a worthy captain for you fine Minions. But then I met a quiet Shy Guy captain will still waters that run deep...A mischievous Boo captain who's actually quite kind...A Koopa Troopa captain who rhymes for attention but is beyond loyal...The Notorious Koopalings...Private Goomp's Trio...With every new member, the Goomba Squad grew stronger. And so did I! That's how I know we'll be OK. NO ONE can beat this team. Whether we're up against weird machines...or weirder Fawful...Whether it's the green Mario Bro...or even Mario himself...From this moment on, no matter what challenge we face, we WILL prevail! So let's go show the world what we're made of! This is for all the marbles! For our king! (closes his eyes) Yeah! This is for you, Lord Bowser!! (stomps on the ground, ready to fight) GOOMBA SQUAAAD!! CHAAARGE!!!"
 * ''"Hurry, Lord Bowser! Let's go home, where we belong!"

Ludwig von Koopa

 * "Get them all. Now."

Luigi

 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "Thunder!"
 * "Hammer!"

Mario

 * "Lets-a go!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "Fire!"
 * "Hammer!"

Private Goomp

 * "HMM. That gives me an idea...Us Goombas should up our game! Get some respect for a change!"

Roy Koopa

 * "Listen up, Goomba trash! Are you nice and comfy in those dumb barrels?!"
 * "Yeah! He's got the Koopalings! What more does he need?! (turns to the screen) And yours truly will be playing a big part this time. Huge!"
 * "Hey! We got a jokester here! You wanna fight about it?!"
 * "Idiots. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah! Goomba trash! You scrubs won't be needed this time. Just stay put and pretend you have a shot at greatness!"

Wendy O. Koopa

 * "You normally just pop out of the ground and get stomped, right? I wonder why Lord Bowser even keeps you worms around."
 * "Let's be real. I always play the biggest part in our schemes."
 * "Unacceptable! We'd better go and save the day!"