User talk:Mario/Archive 9

  This Article is a Featured Article!!  ''It represents the best of the worst that the has produced. If there are any stinking edits that may improve the article's crappiness even further, don't make them.'' 

Please don't get fooled.

You DO NOT have new messages  ( sixth change ).

My talk page is archived a whopping third time! If you want to post new messages or something, type here instead, not my talk page archives. You know, I have a tied hungry Chain Chomp in my archived talk page and placed a crushy ceiling thingy with spikes on the second talk page archive. My third archive also has an activator that removes the floor of your room, exposing super acidic lava when you edit in it (unless you do it for a very good reason). Bottom line: don't mess around in those pages. ☺

The only rule in my talk page is to use your common sense. Try not to curse, spam, etc. If you do, I'll assume that you are Wario and things are going to be pretty. FOR ME. And insulting and torturing Wario is highly encouraged here. Go CRAZY!!!

Oh, and one more thing, I'm a female, so I hope that people who know me refer to me as a ♀