Ashley's Theme

Ashley's Song is Ashley's theme song that debuted in WarioWare: Touched!. The lyrics of this song are as shown below. The theme was written by Masanobu Matsunaga, Yasuhisa Baba, and Masaru Tajima.

English Theme Song
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am-- CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor ASHLEY: You better be afraid of the great-- CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that? ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
 * Grandma's wig, this will make you big
 * Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit
 * Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no! Not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest-- CHORUS: ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, well, I guess it's true
 * I don't have as many friends as you
 * But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
 * And if you say "no", you're toast

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am-- CHORUS: ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Super Smash Bros. Brawl included the Japanese version of the WarioWare: Touched! "Ashley's Theme" and a new English version. This version is performed in the same upbeat style as the Japanese song, but there are only a couple lyrical differences between it and the original English song.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's-
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions. ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek. CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor. ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair. ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that? ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
 * Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
 * Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
 * Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework. ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you. ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon. ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and it's true, well:
 * I don't have as many friends as you.
 * But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
 * And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause It's—
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on a street: ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
 * I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
 * I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
Super Smash Bros for Nintendo 3DS have this song as the background music for WarioWare, Inc. battlefield. Compared to the song in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the lyrics has tiny differences. In this game, players can listen at the song as much as they want, and this song was repeated twice. There is also information that can be viewed in the game about the song, as it shows below.

Ashley's Song Source: WarioWare: Touched! Arrangement: Tomoko Sasaki

Vocals: Emily Mclntosh, Terry Lauber, James Cowan

Composition: Nintendo Composition and arrangement Copyright Nintendo

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's-
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions. ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek. CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor. ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair. ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that? ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
 * Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
 * Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
 * Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework. ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you. ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon. ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and yes it's true, well:
 * I don't have as many friends as you.
 * But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
 * And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause It's—
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on a street: ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
 * I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
 * I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!

Super Smash bros. for Wii U
In the Western versions, both the Japanese and English Brawl versions of the song are present. The Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, however, replaces then English version with a brand new arrangement. The music is closer to the original theme, but the chorus has women in it, and Ashley is portrayed by someone older.

Game & Wario
The level theme songs (collectivelly titled Ashley's Star Revolution) in the Ashley minigame of Game & Wario are covers of the instrumental portion of the song.

Other appearances
The Japanese version of Ashley's Song is part of the track list of Daigasso! Band Brothers and it was made available as free downloadable content for the Japanese version of Jam with the Band. A downloadable PDF partition of Ashley's theme was also released to promote the original Band Brother's release

Controversy
There were some issues over Ashley's English theme. If the record is spun fast enough in the Turntable souvenir during the first solo, it would come out with the words "I have granted kids to Hell!" However, Nintendo and Nintendo Power both stated that it was an accident and the words come out like that due to it meshing pieces of the song together. The real words are as the following:

Eye of newt I cast a hex on you! Grandma's wig, this will make you big! Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit! Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

These words form a sentence like "Eye of grand this kitt soo pan", which is misheard as "I have granted kids to hell."

Trivia

 * If the lines in the Japanese version of Ashley's spells are read backwards, it says "umeido in uario ijū nanuba wan", or "Made in Wario Is Number One" ("Made in Wario" is the Japanese title of "WarioWare" games):


 * During Mona's stage in WarioWare: Touched!, a girl named Luna was the singer of Ashley's theme, as seen in Vanessa's television.