List of quotes from the Mario Kart series

This is a list of quotes from the Mario Kart series; they are listed by game, and then by character.

Lakitu
Note that Lakitu doesn't talk, but his signs tells the racers what to do during the race:
 * "Ready...set... GO!" (Starting the race)
 * "Second Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line for the first time)
 * "Final Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line after two laps)
 * "FINISH!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "Reverse" (When a player goes the wrong way)

Luigi

 * "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
 * "Luigi is the top!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Yahoo!"
 * ''"Mama-Miaaaaa!"
 * ''"Wowowowowowowow!"
 * ''"Bingo! Ha-ha-ha!" (Japanese version)

Mario

 * "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
 * "Mario Grand Prix!"
 * "Time Trials!"
 * "Versus."
 * "Battle."
 * ''"Select the level."
 * "Select your player."
 * "Select map."
 * "Data."
 * "Option."
 * "Ok?"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Hee hee! I got it!"
 * ''"Yeah! Ha ha ha!"
 * "Take it easy!"
 * "Okey-Dokey!"
 * "Mamma-mia!"
 * ''"Hey, you very good! See you next time!"
 * "Congratulations!"

Princess Peach

 * ''"Yeah, Peach has got it!"
 * ''"Peachy!"
 * ''"Bingo! Bye-bye!"
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * "Ya, ready?" (Japanese version)

Toad

 * ''"I'm the best!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Yeah, hahahahaha!"
 * ''" Yahoo!"

Wario

 * ''"I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Wario! I gotta win!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Here I go!"
 * "Yeah, hahahaha!" (Japanese version)
 * "Fire!"
 * "D'oh, I missed!" (Japanese version)

Luigi

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Bingo!"

Mario

 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Yeah! A-ha, ha-ha!"

Princess Peach

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Bingo!"

Toad

 * "Bingo!"

Wario

 * "Bingo!"

Yoshi

 * "Yoshi!"

Baby Luigi

 * ''"Checkered flaggy for Luigi! Whoo-hoo!"
 * ''"Baby Luigi, number not 1."
 * ''"Baby Luigi, heh heh heh."
 * ''"Uh-oh, Baby Luigi time!"
 * ''"Uh-oh!!"
 * ''"Vrmm, vrmmmm!"
 * ''"Mamaa!"
 * "Baby power! Baby power!"
 * "Way nice! Way nice!"
 * "Thank you very much."
 * "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
 * "Haha, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi number one!"

Baby Mario

 * "Woo-hoo! Baby Mario wins!"
 * "Ah! Not-a bad, for a baby!"
 * "Baby Mario!"
 * "Oh boy, it's-a nice!"
 * "Peekaboo!"
 * "I'm the best."
 * "Presto!"
 * "That's-a fun."
 * "Bye bye, boom boom! Vrmmmmmmm!"
 * "Nonononono, mama mia!"
 * "Go, go!!"

Birdo

 * "Birdo!"

Bowser

 * "Roar!"
 * "Go!"

Bowser Jr.

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Wheeee! Yeah!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Oh, no. Oh..."
 * "Ow!"
 * "Eh heh heh!"

Diddy Kong

 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * '"Wheeee!"

Donkey Kong

 * '"Okay!"
 * '"Yeah!"

Luigi

 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Oh, yeah! Who's number one now?! Luigi!"
 * ''"Hey, that's-a pretty good-a. Oh, yeah."
 * ''"Waahhhh, Oh, well. Next time."
 * "All right!"
 * ''"Yay for me, Luigi!"
 * "Noooooo!!"
 * "WAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
 * "Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Too FAAAAAAST!"

Mario

 * ''"Wahoo! I'm the winner!"
 * ''"Okey-Dokey. Mario get you next time."
 * ''"Ohhh. Mamma Mia."
 * ''"It's-a Mario time!"
 * ''"Take-a this!"
 * ''"Take-a that!"
 * ''"Mama miaaaaaa!!"
 * "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!
 * ''"Mario!"
 * "Nintendo! Wahoo!"
 * "That's so nice!"
 * "Hooray!"
 * "Presto!"
 * "Wha-wha-wha-wha-WAHOO!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Whoo-hoo! Lucky Mario!"
 * "Fantastico!"
 * "That's a great!"
 * "Let's-a go!"

Princess Daisy

 * ''"Daisy!"
 * ''"Yee-haw!! Hi I'm Daisy!"
 * ''"Woo! Not too bad, right?"
 * ''"Hi, I'm Daisy!"
 * ''"Hi!"
 * "Yep!"
 * ''"Oh, no!"
 * ''"Huh?! Aw, brutal!!"
 * ''"Nooooooo!!"

Princess Peach

 * "Oh yeah! How nice, lucky me!" 
 * "Woaoa! Next time, it's mine." 
 * ''"Nooo! I can't believe I lost!"
 * ''"Peach!"
 * "Whee-heeeeee!!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * "Yes! Ah ha ha ha! How nice!" 

Toad

 * ''"Wa ha haa! I'm the best! Haha!"
 * ''"Yeehaw! Ok! Haha!"
 * ''"Yeehaaa!"
 * ''"Wha-ha-ha!"
 * ''"Hi!"
 * ''"Hup!"
 * ''"Awwwwww..."

Toadette

 * ''"Yahoo! I'm the winner! Woo-hoo!"
 * ''"Not bad. Ah-ho-ho-ha-ha-hee!"
 * ''"Hey!"
 * ''"Ho!"
 * ''"Whoo-hoo!"
 * ''"Yahoo!"
 * ''"Wha wha wha! Poor me!"

Wario

 * ''"Yeah, oh yeah! Wario wins!"
 * ''"Arghhh! I'll get you next time!"
 * ''"I lost! To a buncha' losers!"
 * ''"Wario time!"
 * ''"Wario!"
 * ''"Nice try."
 * ''"Time for victory parade."
 * ''"Wario is great!"
 * ''"Ha-ha-ha! Wario!"

Waluigi

 * ''"Wa-ha-ha! Waluigi, number one!"
 * ''"Arghhhh, Waluigi no win this time."
 * ''"Waluigi!"
 * ''"Waluigi time!"
 * ''"Go far, oh yeah!"
 * ''"Golden!"

Yoshi

 * "Yoshi!"
 * "Ow-ow-ow-ow, wah, Yoshi..."

Bowser

 * "Yess!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Get out!" (when he passes a racer)

Luigi

 * "Oh yeah!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Go, Luigi!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Noooooooo!" (loses a race)
 * "Wawawa!" (hit by item)
 * "Pblya!" (gets 2nd or 3rd place)

Mario

 * "Yahoo!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Here we go!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Mama mia." (loses a race)
 * "Oh, yes! Ha-ha!" (wins a race)

Princess Daisy

 * "Aw, yeah!" (when her kart is chosen)
 * "Oh no!" (loses a race, hit by item, falls of the road)
 * "Woo-hoo, nice!" (wins a race)

Princess Peach

 * "Yahoo, ha-ha!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Let's go!" (when her car is chosen)

Toad

 * "All right!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Okay!" (wins a race)

Waluigi

 * "Heh-heh-heh!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Let's go already!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Wa-ha-ha-waaaaa!" (wins a race)
 * "Nooooooooooo!" (loses a race)

Wario

 * "Wah-hah!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Lets-a go!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Arrgh!" (loses a race)

Baby Daisy

 * ''"Baby Daisy!"
 * ''"Go go go!"
 * ''"Noooooo!!"
 * "Owowowowow!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow-ow-ow-ow!"
 * "Owieeeeee!" (burnt by lava or fire)
 * ''"Okey Dokey!!"
 * "Okay, yay!"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "What?!" (*cries*)

Baby Luigi

 * ''"Baby Weegee!"
 * ''"Brrmm, Brrmm, hehe!" (imitating engine noises)
 * ''"Baby do it!"
 * ''"I'm-a back..."
 * ''"Baby on the blue team!"
 * ''"Go Red Team!"
 * ''"Let's-a go!"
 * ''"Baby time!"
 * ''"Oh, mama mia! I lose." (*cries*)
 * ''"Uh-oh! Baby Luigi lose!" (*cries*)
 * ''"Yeah, Baby Luigi always win!"
 * ''"Oki Doki!!"
 * ''"Yeah! Baby Luigi! Number almost one...
 * ''"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!" (burnt by lava or fire)

Baby Mario

 * "Baby time!"
 * "Oki Doki!!"
 * "Baby Mario!"
 * "Bye bye!"
 * "I win! I win! Nyah nyah! Hee-hee!"
 * "Baby Red Team!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Uh-OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"
 * "Yeeeeees!"
 * "Baby yeah!"
 * "It's-a good! Go baby! Oh yeah..."
 * "Baby WAHOOOOOOOO!!!"
 * "Oh no, I'm-a lose! Mamaaaa!"
 * "Oh-oh, I lose. Mama-mia." (*cries*)
 * "Lets go Blue Team!"
 * "Aw yeah!"
 * "Powered up!"

Baby Peach

 * ''"Baby Peach!"
 * ''"Let’s go!"
 * ''"Hooray for blue team!"
 * ''"Yay! Alright!"
 * '"Yippee, yeah, yahoo!"
 * "Go! Go!"
 * ''"Ok, hehehe!"
 * ''"Red team, yay!"
 * ''"Okay. Yaaay!"
 * ''"Oh." (*cries*)

Bowser Jr.

 * "Gotcha!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "See ya!
 * "Red team!"
 * "Blue team!"
 * "All right!
 * "Let's go!"
 * ''"I won. I won!!" (1st place win)
 * "Yippee! Yeah yeah!"
 * "OK. Uh-huh."

Diddy Kong

 * "Yee-hah!"

Donkey Kong

 * "Yah-hay!"

Funky Kong

 * "Yes, hah-hah!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Awww, yay!"
 * "Baby!"
 * "Noooo!" (*cries*)

Luigi

 * ''"Wow, nice!"
 * ''"Luigi Time!"
 * ''"Yeah!"
 * ''"Oh yeah, Luigi!"
 * ''"Luigi win! Luigi number one! Wow."
 * ''"Okey-dokey!"
 * ''"Luigi on the red team!"
 * ''"Blue team yeah!"
 * "Oh no, Luigi lose! MAMA!" (*cries*)
 * "Ohh, Mama Mia. Luigi lose!"
 * ''"Wow. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank You!"
 * "Cool!" (doing a wheelie)
 * ''"Oh, thank you!"
 * "Mario Kart! Could've been Luigi!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi Kart Wii!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (picked on character select screen)
 * "Ohhhhh. Lose Again!"
 * "MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (being shot out of cannon or falling off cliff)

Mario

 * "Mario Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Mario Time!"
 * ''"Mario, yeah!"
 * "Come on!" (opening sequence)
 * "I'm-a gonna get you!" (when he uses a Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * ''"Let's-a go!"
 * ''"Here we go!" (he says this while a kart is chosen or when he uses a Mega Mushroom or Star)
 * "Ohhhh. Mamma Mia!"
 * ''"Oh, no. I lose."
 * ''"Watch out!"
 * ''"Go, Red Team!"
 * ''"Oh yeah, blue team!"
 * ''"Yeah, Mario wins! Wahoo!"
 * ''"Mario number one! Hoho!"
 * ''"Okey-dokey!! Yahahoo!!"
 * ''"I got you!"
 * ''"Hot hot hot hot!"
 * ''"Oh hot, oh hot, hothothot!"
 * "Yes! Yahoo!"
 * "Oh yeah! Hoho! Wahoo!"
 * "Bye-bye!"
 * ''"Aw, mama, ohhhh!

Mii

 * "Go, go, go, go!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Okay."

Princess Daisy

 * ''"Yes, Daisy!"
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Oh, yeah!"
 * ''"Comin' through!" (Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * ''"Blue team's the best!"
 * ''"Yeah, not too bad! Next time!" (after winning 3-5)
 * ''"Yeah, I'm the best!" (after winning)
 * ''"Aw, YAHOO!"
 * ''"Yeah, Red Team!"
 * ''"Out of the Way!" (Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * ''"Oh no!!! Awww..." (After losing)
 * ''"Ohhh! OH MAN!" (After losing)

Princess Peach

 * ''"Yes, Peach!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * ''"Mario Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Peach Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Oh, yay! I did it!"
 * ''"I won! Yay! Aw, gee."
 * ''"Oh, no...oh."
 * ''"Here I go!"
 * ''"Yay!"
 * ''"Yay. Not bad!"
 * ''"Yay. All right! Maybe next time!"

Rosalina

 * ''"Hee hee hee hee!"
 * "All right, we win!"
 * "Oh no, next time..."
 * ''"Oh well."
 * ''"Let's go."
 * ''"Huh, not bad. Huh, okay!"
 * ''"Oh well... Next time."

Toad

 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"I'm the winner! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
 * "Darn! Next time..."
 * ''"I win! Whoopeee!"
 * ''"I win! Woohoohoo!"
 * ''"Yeah, red team!"
 * ''"Go-go blue team!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * ''"Ohhh...rats!"

Toadette

 * "Okay!" (character selection screen)
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Bye-bye!"
 * ''"Oh no! Whomp-whomp-waaa!"
 * "Oh, no! Oh, no!" (*cries*)
 * ''"Yeah! I won!
 * ''"Oh yeah, I did it!"
 * ''"Red team's the best!"
 * ''"Blue team's the best!"
 * ''"Oh no I lost! Next time!"
 * ''"Ohh kay! Okey Dokey!"
 * ''"I did it, I did it!!!"
 * "Ah,Ha!"

Waluigi

 * ''"Aww Yeah!"
 * "Waluigi!"
 * "Yahooie!"
 * "Yeahhh!"
 * ''"Im-a gonna win!"
 * ''"Heheheh yeah!"
 * ''"Waluigi time!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * ''"So good!"
 * ''"I'm on the red team!"
 * ''"Blue team gonna win!"
 * ''"Wah, everybody cheaters! Next time I cheat, too!"
 * ''"Aw, Waluigi lose?!? Impossible!"
 * ''"Waaah, impossible!"
 * ''"Ha ha ha, next time, I could have won!"
 * ''"Aw no, too bad. Nyehhhhh."
 * ''"I'll get you next time, cheaters! Nyehhhh."
 * "Owwwwww! Cheaters!"
 * "Watch out...for me!" (after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom)

Wario

 * ''"Wario's great!"
 * ''"It's-a me, Wario!"
 * ''"I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * ''"Let's-a win!"
 * ''"Wario time!"
 * ''"Yeah, baby!"
 * ''"Take that loser!"
 * ''"Oo-ooooo! That hurts!"
 * ''"Blblblbl, I'm back." (after falling from water)
 * ''"Oh yeah, red team!"
 * ''"Blue Team, ha ha ha!"
 * "Grrrr. I hate you."
 * ''"All right. Ahh, next time I get you."
 * ''"All right, I'll crush you next time."
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * ''"I hate losing! Nyaaah..."

Mario Kart 7
Some quotes from Mario Kart 7 are recycled and/or altered from Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Daisy

 * "Yo!"
 * "Yahoo! I did it!"
 * "Oh yeah! Not too bad!"
 * ''"Oh yeah! Woo hoo!

Donkey Kong

 * "Yah-hay!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAH!" (when falling off a cliff)

Lakitu

 * "He He He!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "No! Waaaaaaa!"
 * "Woo Ya!"
 * "Woo Ha!"
 * "Yayyy!"

Luigi

 * "Luigi!"
 * "All right!"
 * "Luigi sad, so sad."
 * "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank you!"
 * "No! Why Luigi do that?"
 * "Hey!" (When throwing an item)
 * "Oh yeah! Nice! Okey Dokey!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Wow!"
 * ''"Oh yeah! Luigi!
 * "Mamaaaaaa!"
 * "Yea ha!"

Mario

 * "Mario!"
 * "Mario Kart 7!" (title screen)
 * "Thanks for Playing! Way to go!"
 * "Thanks for Playing! You're the best! Ha ha!" (after winning all cups with at least 1 Star Ranking)
 * "Oki Doki!! Mario, Mario!"
 * "Oh yeah, I did it!"
 * "It's okay, I'll get you next time!"
 * "Mario loses, oh ho ho ho!" (*cries*)
 * "Wahoo! Ha Ha!"
 * "Mario Kart, let's-a-go!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Mario Kart, here we go!" (alternate title screen)

Metal Mario

 * "Metal Mario!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Metal Mario! Oh yeah!"
 * "Let's-a-win! Metal Mario!"
 * "Metal Mario, the best!"
 * "See ya!"
 * "Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho"

Mii

 * "Yo Yo!"
 * "Yo"

Princess Peach

 * "Mario Kart 7! Let's go!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Yay!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Okay!"

Rosalina

 * ''"All Right!"
 * ''"Ta Ta!"
 * ''"Ah... No, no, no, no, no! (sigh)"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * ''"Woohoo! Oh yeah!"
 * ''"Oh... No!"

Toad

 * "Yeah! Whoopee!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

Wario

 * "Move it!"
 * "Wario next time!"
 * "Yeah! Take that losers! Heh heh heh!"
 * "Mama miaaaaaa!!!"
 * "I HATE you!"' (6th or Lower)
 * "Wahhhh!'

Mario Kart 8
Some quotes from Mario Kart 8 are recycled and/or altered from Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart DS Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and Mario Super Sluggers; these quotes are not included.

Announcer
Unlike Motocross Madness on XBOX Live Arcade, the voice is heard on the megaphone:
 * "Welcome to Mario Kart Stadium, folks! The sky is dark, the fans are cheering, and we've got lots of awesome riders here ready to show our moves for you!" (Showing Mario Kart Stadium to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Cool waters, hot sun, and not a cloud in the sky! This must be paradise, folks! Don't get too relaxed though, 'cause things are about to get hot!" (Showing Water Park to the racers before starting the race)
 * "There's a lot of sweets and delicious treats still hanging around this canyon! This course is not a joyride, folks! Watch your back on the cake back there!" (Showing Sweet Sweet Canyon to the racers before starting the race)
 * "We're bringing these ruins back to life, and these riders would put a ring digger to save! Let's see some thwomping quality stunts, guys!" (Showing Thwomp Ruins to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Mario Circuit needs a rule, but they're going to leave one key to this circuit: Who's going to master this track?" (Showing Mario Circuit to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Lots of Toad people were living in this harbor. Let's take it up riders, and show 'em how you meet!" (Showing Toad Harbor to the racers before starting the race)
 * "It's scary in here! And this mansion is haunted in a twist! Even if I'm getting scared of the dark!" (Showing Twisted Mansion to the racers before starting the race)
 * "With jungles this thin, I'm gonna have a hard time keeping an eye on you guys! Mind the gaps, and try not to fall off the falls!" (Showing Shy Guy Falls to the racers before starting the race)
 * "This airport right here is full of aeroplanes, but leave your baggage in the claim, folks! These jets are gonna leave so much dirt, we might as well call it: The Flight Crew!" (Showing Sunshine Airport to the racers before starting the race)
 * "They say this shoal is swam by dolphins out to the rings! Watch your back on the ocean, or you'll be thrown on land!" (Showing Dolphin Shoals to the racers before starting the race)
 * "If your mother ever told you not to turn the volume loud, well she's not here! Welcome to the Electrodrome, folks! The city is full of loud beats, but the fun just started!!" (Showing Electrodrome to the racers before starting the race)
 * "No one's been down to the glacier trails for centuries! But these doesn't stop these guys. This track's going to take you straight down the slope of the mount! So keep your hands inside the kart at all times!" (Showing Mount Wario to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Here in the cloud, there are no rules: Just Cloudtop Cruise in the sky! We're gonna separate these Koopas from the toadstools today, and make the losers walk the plank!" (Showing Cloudtop Cruise to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Legend says that Dry bones used to live here. But now we just shred up the dust! Don't wake up any lost soul, riders!" (Showing Bone-Dry Dunes to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Stay sharp, and don't touch the magma! That's about all the advice I'm given to this: That hot lava's about to boil, and it's the perfect time to lay down a new track!" (Showing Bowser's Castle to the racers before starting the race)
 * "No one's been up to the solar systems for centuries! But these doesn't stop these guys. This road's going to take you straight inside the track of the satellite! So keep your hands inside the kart at all times!" (Showing Rainbow Road to the racers before starting the race)
 * "There's a lot of Moo Moos and Monty Moles still grazing around the meadows! This course is not a joyride, folks! Watch your back on the cows back there!" (Showing Wii Moo Moo Meadows to the racers before starting the race)
 * "This circuit is a life of speeding! About twelve years ago, it's time to name the racer of the speedway!" (Showing GBA Mario Circuit to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Cool waters, comfortable villas, and not a cloud in the sky! This must be paradise, folks! Don't get too relaxed though, 'cause things are about to get hot!" (Showing DS Cheep Cheep Beach to the racers before starting the race)
 * "I can see cars up ahead, but this ain't no circuit! Watch out for cars and trucks, and steer clear of those walls! It's going to be challenging enough to stay in the course!" (Showing N64 Toad's Turnpike to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Welcome to Dry Dry Desert, folks! The sun is hot, the dead are rising, and we've got lots of riders here ready to show our moves for you!" (Showing Dry Dry Desert to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Donut Plains 3 needs a rule, but they're going to leave one key to this circuit: Who's going to master this track?" (Showing SNES Donut Plains 3 to the racers before starting the race)
 * "We're bringing this Royal Speedway back to life, and these riders would put a ring digger to save! Let's see some royal quality stunts, guys!" (Showing N64 Royal Raceway to the racers before starting the race)
 * "With jungles this thin, I'm gonna have a hard time keeping an eye on you guys! Mind the gaps, and try not to jump over the falls!" (Showing 3DS DK Jungle to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Legend says that Wario gets to live here. But now we just shred up the dust! Don't wake up any lost soul, riders!" (Showing DS Wario Stadium to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Iceburgs, crash sites, and enough cold fields that are built in fortress! This is going to be the meanest looking Sherbet Land I've seen in years! You're on thin ice out here, guys and gals!" (Showing GCN Sherbet Land to the racers before starting the race)
 * "We're bringing this Music Park back to life, and these riders would put a ring digger to save! Let's see some rhythym quality stunts, guys!" (Showing 3DS Music Park to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Yoshi Valley needs a rule, but they're going to leave one key to this valley: Who's going to master this track?" (Showing N64 Yoshi Valley to the racers before starting the race)
 * "If your mother ever told you not to play with shiny metal, well she's not here! Welcome to Tick-Tock Clock, folks! Inside here is like Big Ben, but the fun just started!!" (Showing DS Tick-Tock Clock to the racers before starting the race)
 * "I can see water flowing out, but this ain't no bathtub! Watch out for chomping Piranha Plants, and steer clear of those pipes! It's going to be challenging enough to stay in the course!" (Showing 3DS Piranha Plant Slide to the racers before starting the race)
 * "Stay sharp, and don't touch the magma! That's about all the advice I'm given to this: That volcano's about to burst, and it's the perfect time to lay down a new track!" (Showing Wii Grumble Volcano to the racers before starting the race)
 * "I can see the train flying around, but this ain't no railroad! Watch out for chomping Chain Chomps, and steer clear inside boost rings! It's going to be challenging enough to stay in the course!" (Showing N64 Rainbow Road to the racers before starting the race)
 * "3...2...1... GO!" (Starting the race)
 * "It's the Final Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line after two laps)
 * "It's the Last Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line after two laps)
 * "Final Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line after two laps)
 * "Last Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line after two laps)
 * "First Place!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "Second Place!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "Third Place!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "You Won!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "You've won the race!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "Epic! Is that the sound of water steaming? 'cause you're on fire!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a gold trophy)
 * "Solid! Now you gotta find a way to spend that pile of gold!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a gold trophy)
 * "Whoa, awesome! You were born to be a star, weren't you?" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a gold trophy)
 * "Nice Job! Looks like you're ready to move up in the world!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a gold trophy)
 * "That was impressive! The gods of Mario Kart are pleased!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a gold trophy)
 * "Winner! Ten out of ten doctors agree, you totally nailed that track!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a gold trophy)
 * "Not bad! You definitely got talent!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a silver or bronze trophy)
 * "Rock on! Now get back to the setting and show him who's boss!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a silver or bronze trophy)
 * "Nice! Etched out right in the end, but you came home right for the money!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a silver or bronze trophy)
 * "Great! Give it another go! You are inches away from being the champ!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a silver or bronze trophy)
 * "Nice riding! It's not everyday someone looks that good on the track!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race in first and the player receives a silver or bronze trophy)
 * "Oh no! Well, everyone love's comeback stories. Show 'em what you've got!" (When a player receives no trophy)
 * "Oh no! That was staggering in mediocre! Better luck next time, champ!" (When a player receives no trophy)
 * "Oh man! Well, no where to go about, right?" (When a player receives no trophy)
 * "Too bad! They're being hugged, we'll be provided after the ceremony!" (When a player receives no trophy)
 * "Too slow! Maybe you've... Wanna consider another career?" (When a player receives no trophy)

Baby Daisy

 * "Yippie!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Upsy-Daisy." (when entering anti-gravity mode)

Baby Peach

 * "Oh.. Well.." (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Uweh! Eh-weh!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Baby Luigi

 * "Go Luigi! Go Luigi!" (when first place)
 * "Oh yeah. Baby, baby!" (when first place)
 * "Wheels up." (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Up, up." (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "I lose!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Baby Mario

 * "I win, I win!" (when first place)
 * "Wheels up!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)

Bowser

 * "Bowser!"

Luigi

 * "Luigi Kart 8!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi!"
 * "All right!" (anti-gravity trick)
 * "First place Luigi!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Luigi, number one! ♪" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Oh, yeah, can't stop Luigi!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "What happened?" (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Mario

 * "Mario Kart 8!" (Title screen)
 * "Start your engines!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Hey! Thanks for playing!" (end of Mario Kart 8 demo)
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Nice play!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Wheel out!"
 * "Oh, no!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "How?" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Ha ha! Bye bye!" (drafting)
 * "All right!"

Peach

 * "Not quite.." (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Oh, no?" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Ta-ta!" (Trick)
 * "Hurry up!" (Trick)

Daisy

 * "Daisy!" (when selected)
 * "Awww, yeah!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Check it out!" (drafting)
 * "Off we go!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * '"Whoa, yeah!" (spin boosting)
 * "(Laughs), awesome!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "I'm the best" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "(*crying*) Waaahhh hah haaaaa!!!!" (when finished in 7th to 12th place)

Larry

 * "Larry!" (when unlocked)
 * "Ha-ha!" (when gliding)
 * "Bye-Bye!" (when passing another racer)

Ludwig

 * "Thank you!" (when doing a trick)
 * "Yahoo!" (boost)
 * "Yee-haw!" (when finished in 1st place)

Roy

 * "Yeah-uh!" (trick)
 * "Oww!" (anti-gravity trick)

Iggy

 * "Iggy!" (when unlocked)

Morton

 * "Morton!" (when unlocked)

Lemmy

 * "Lemmy Time!" (when unlocked)
 * "Yeah yeah yeah!" (when finished in 1st place)

Wendy

 * "Hello!" (when unlocked)

Metal Mario

 * "Metal me!" (when selected)
 * "Let's-a win!" (when selected)
 * "Aww, mia mama!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Aww, mama!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Bellisimo!"
 * "Super Star!" (when equipping a Star)
 * "Hee hee! I got it!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "First-a prize! Hoo hoo!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "I did it!"
 * "So long-a!"
 * "Okey dokey!"

Pink Gold Peach

 * "Pink Gold Peach!" (when unlocked)
 * "Oh, yes!" (when selected)
 * "Sweet!" (trick)
 * "Yes, first place!" (when finishing in 1st place)
 * "Oh, did I win?" (when finishing in 1st place)

Rosalina

 * "Rosalina!" (when unlocked)
 * "Whoo-hoo! Here we go!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's go!" (when selected)
 * "Yahooo!" (boost)
 * "Wheeeeee!" (boost)
 * "Woooo-hoo!" (antigravity boost)
 * "Oh, yeah! Winner!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "(Chuckle) All right!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Yessss! Victory!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "That will do." (when finished in 2th place to 6th place)
 * "Phew, not bad." (when finished in 2th place to 6th place)
 * "Aww, next time." (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Toad

 * "Let's go!" (Alternate title screen)
 * "Yeah!" (When selected)
 * "Here I go!" (After activating an Invincibility Star)
 * "Alright!'" (After finishing from 2nd to 6th place)
 * "Aww Mwahhh!" (When finished in 7th to 12th place)
 * "Wheels up!" (When entering anti-gravity mode)

Toadette

 * "Ya-hoo!" (When selected)
 * "Yeah-hey, I won!" (When finished in 1st Place)
 * "Okey-dokey!" (When finished in 2nd to 6th Place)
 * "Oh no..." (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Oh, eeeeee!" (*cries*) (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Here I go!" (When activated the anti-gravity)
 * "Wheels up!" (When activated the anti-gravity)
 * "Watch out!"

Waluigi

 * "Ha ha! Waluigi!" (When finished 1st)
 * "Nice! Niiiice! Yeah!" (When finished between 2nd and 6th place)
 * "Aw, everybody cheating!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Oh! Come on!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "I'll be back!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Hey there! Here we go!"
 * "Have at you!"

Wario

 * "Cheater!" (when selected)
 * "Wario... the legend." (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Wario always win!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Waaaaariooo!"
 * "Oh nooo!"
 * "Come on!"
 * "Oh, he-hey!"
 * "Here I go!'"
 * "No no no no no!"

Announcer (PAL version)

 * "*Character name* is banging away."
 * "*Character name* has activated the Thunder Stick"
 * "Thunder Stick...activated"
 * "Bang, bang, bang!"
 * "*Character name* is pulling away from the number two racer."
 * "*Character name*, what a strong driver. Everyone's trying to catch up."
 * "Item shot!"
 * "*Character name* has dodged the item."
 * "*Character name* bullies the drivers already in last."
 * "*Character name* missed the item box! What a poor showing!"
 * "And now, we begin the race!"
 * "Here we are live from *course name*!"
 * "The most talented driver is *Character name*! What thrilling techniques will we see?"

Mametchi

 * ''"Bee, Bop, Bip!"

Announcer (US Version)

 * ''"What kind of teamwork do we expect to see today?"
 * ''"OK, the karts are lined up at the grid."
 * ''"Finally, the highly anticipated race will begin!"
 * ''"And now for the countdown!"
 * ''"The race is about to begin."
 * ''"Peach Castle. What kind of intense battle will unfold in this contrail peaceful kingdom?"
 * ''"Splash Circuit. A curved course is an especially important short course."