Booty and the Beast

"Booty and the Beast" is the sixth episode of the Donkey Kong Country TV series, and it aired on the 13th of September, 1998 in North America. It was written by Nadine van der Velde.

Plot Synopsis
In a pirate diddy ("When The Coconut Is Mine"), Kaptain Skurvy reveals part of his origins as a pirate, his history with the Crystal Coconut, and his intentions to steal it.

At Cranky's Cabin, Cranky is pacing about, saddened and complaining about how his life is so quiet when a cannonball flies into his house. Cranky is able to duck in time, while the projectile crashes behind him. Kaptain Skurvy then demands the Crystal Coconut, smoke around the cabin's entrance clearing to reveal him. Cranky is surprised to see that he is there, and Skurvy once again demands he give them the coconut, Skurvy's crew stepping out from behind him and Green Kroc threatening to slice him apart if he doesn't. Cranky states that he doesn't know what they are talking about, but Skurvy's parrot convinces the pirates that it is inside the object in the center of the room. Skurvy demands that he open it, though Cranky continues to state that he doesn't have it and tells the pirates to leave. However, this does not work, as the object opens, revealing the Crystal Coconut. Cranky still refuses to let him have it, and when Skurvy attempts to do so anyway Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong arrive. Skurvy attempts to charge them, but Donkey punches him, knocking him out. Green Kroc and Kutlass attempt to attack them, but they are apparently no match for the two, and Skurvy and the crew retreat.

Meanwhile, King K. Rool is viewing the Crystal Coconut from a telescope, which is soon after revealed to be attacked to a barrel cannon with General Klump loaded into it. K. Rool fires, and Klump is sent flying into the cabin. He is able to grab the coconut before the Kongs notice, and is sent flying out of the cabin and back into the cannon via the bungee cord he is attached to. Excited that Klump was able to successfully complete his mission, K. Rool runs off with the cannon, with Klump still loaded into it. The Kongs head outside and watch in disbelief.

At Bluster Barrelworks, Candy is busy working while Bluster continuously calls out to her. Annoyed, Candy finally asks what he wants. Bluster asks her who the "handsomest, bravest ape in all of Kongo Bongo" is, though she replies by saying it is Donkey Kong. During their conversation, however, the machinery in the barrelworks shuts down, and the two are surprised when K. Rool and Klump enter. Bluster hides behind Candy while she asks what he wants. K. Rool states that he is going to take over the factory, since he has the Crystal Coconut. Bluster immediately surrenders, and K. Rool has him reconfigure the factory to produce explosive barrels. Bluster refuses, but he gives in to K. Rools demands when the two Kritters with him point their Klap-Blasters at him. As the barrels are being produced, K. Rool relishes his victory as the mechanism that guarantees the barrel's quality continuously detonates them.

Trivia

 * The two songs in this episode are "When The Coconut Is Mine," sung by Kaptain Skurvy, Kutlass, and Green Kroc, and "I Gotta Eat!" sung by Junior the Giant Klaptrap.
 * This marks the debut appearances of Kaptain Skurvy, Kutlass, Green Kroc, Polly Roger, and Junior the Giant Klaptrap
 * The title of the episode is an obvious spoof on Beauty and the Beast. The "beast" was probably Junior.
 * This episode was merged with several others in the VHS release of Donkey Kong and the Legend of the Crystal Coconut.
 * Despite the fact that Skurvy's ship is destroyed, it returns in future episodes, seemingly unharmed.

Quotes

 * Cranky: Hm, the quiet life.  Nothing ever happens around here.  No one calls me, no one comes to visit- (a cannonball shoots through his front door)
 * Kaptain Skurvy: In the name of me Great Great Great Grand Papi Kaptain Skurvy- May maggot ravage his rotton remains -Hand over me birthright!
 * Cranky: Sounds to me like you've lost your coconut.  I'm telling you, never heard of it, never seen it! I don't have it. Polly Roger:  *lands on the globe containing the Crystal Coconut* Raw!  Coconut?  Did somebody say coconut?  Raw! Cranky:  *nervously* What?  That's not a coconut.
 * Kaptain Skurvy: *after Donkey Kong starts fighting them* Abandon ship!
 * King K. Rool: Are you comfy, Klump? Klump:  *in a cannon barrel* Um, no.  This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory.  A way that's sure to cause me pain, Your Majesty! King K. Rool:  *laughs* Better you than me! Klump: *resigned* Yes sir.
 * King K. Rool: *running off with the barrel cannon* Brilliant!  That was brilliant! *laughs* Klump:  *still inside* Get me out!
 * Bluster: Oh Candy!  Woo hoo! Candy, Candy, Candy! Candy:  What do you want Bluster? Bluster:  Pop quiz; Who's the handsomest, bravest ape in all of Kongo Bongo, hmm? Candy:  That's easy, I go out with him, it's Donkey Kong! Bluster:  Wrong answer, incorrect.  Shall I give you a hint? Candy:  No. Bluster:  I will anyway. Candy:  Don't bother!
 * Candy: Uh oh! Bluster:  Uh oh! Mommy! *gets on his knees in front of K. Rool* You're the mater! *kisses the floor* The puba!  *kisses the floor* What's mine is your, what's hers is yours, what's yopurs is yours, all of it, yours! Candy:  Bluster, you spineless worm!
 * Bluster: What, me work?  I never work! *after they take aim at him* Yes well I see your point.
 * Bluster: Oh!  Manual labor, how soul crushing, how humiliating!
 * Donkey Kong: What are you talking about?  They got the Coconut, Bluster! Bluster:  Do they?  Are you sure?  Pop quiz: Who's the bravest ape on Kongo Bongo?  Who's got the Crystal Coconut, hm? *shows them* Ta da! Donkey Kong:  The Coconut! Diddy:  Bluster?!  I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't get it!
 * Donkey Kong: *after Crankey still won't let them in, unaware of the pirates* Uh, I don't get it.  You tell Diddy and me to get the Coconut- Oh wait a sec.  I get it, you need a password!  But I don't know the password. Cranky:  I told you, you can't come in! Donkey Kong:  I know I know, it's the Cranky Pokey! DK and Diddy:  *dance* You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!  You do the Cranky Pokey and you turn yourself around!  That's what it's all about! *laugh* Cranky:  Numb skulls...
 * Kaptain Skurvy: Alright men, we got the booty, got lets scooty!
 * Cranky: I tried to warn you! Donkey Kong:  That wasn't a warning, it was a convulsion!
 * Kaptain Skurvy: And now I have reclaimed the Coconut, I will rule the six seas! Polly Roger:  Raw!  Last I counted there was seven. Kaptain Skurvy:  Even better!
 * Funky: *after dropping Donkey Kong in the ship instead of the water* Woah, bummer!  I'm out of here!
 * Diddy: Hey, where is everyone? Donkey Kong:  Maybe they abandoned ship?  Maybe we caught them by surprise. Kaptain Skurvy:  Surprise!
 * Kaptain Skurvy: What should we do with em mates? Kutlass:  We'll deep-six em! Green Kroc:  We'll kill-haul em! Polly Roger:  Make them walk the plank, raw! Kaptain Skurvy:  All of the above! *laughs*
 * Diddy: Let us go Skurvy! Kaptain Skurvy:  Oh I'll let ya go. Donkey Kong:  You will? Kaptain Skurvy:  Just as soon as I find some shark infested waters! *laughs*
 * Donkey Kong: *trying to get out of the barrel* Ugh!  It's useless, I'm out of gas!  I need bananas. Junior:  Hey, yo! Yeah you! *indicates pile of bananas* Well what do you call these? Donkey Kong: *bewildered* Klaptrap? Junior:  No ding-dong, bananas!
 * Donkey Kong: Look out you beauties, here comes Donkey Kong! *jumps in pile of bananas*
 * Diddy: I need some back up here! Kutlass:  Stand still and I'll back you up!
 * Junior: Get em, smash em!  What are ya waiting for? Kutlass:  *stops in front of him* Junior:  Kidding, I was kidding!
 * Junior: Hey buddies, missed me? Donkey Kong:  Yipe, KlapTrap! *hides the Crystal Coconut* Uh, you're not still hungry are you? Junior:  That first course was a little salty.  I'm not in the mood for dessert. Donkey Kong and Diddy:  Whew! Junior:  *winks at viewer* Yet. *laughs*

Lyrics
When The Coconut Is Mine sung by Kaptain Skurvy, Kutlass, and Green Kroc.

Skurvy: Arr, when I was a young lad, my father said to me, "Arr, lend an ear and learn some pirate history! Once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas! He was your great-great-great-grand-pappy Prince Skurvy! He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains, But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day!

All: ''I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig! I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did! The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you were never born! When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!''

Skurvy: ''He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years, But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo did shed the crystal tear! It laid upon the ground until, much to my surprise, A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize! He discovered it possessed extraordinary power, And stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour!''

''I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig! I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did! The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you'll wish you were never born! When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!''

When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel this pirate's scorn!

Arr!

I Gotta Eat! Sung by Junior the Giant Klaptrap.

''I like the taste of a pirate ship, a yummy boat filled with gold is so hip! Skurvy took my teeth cause he's afraid of me. He knows I'll eat everything I see.''

''I got a deal that you can't refuse, I got the key, something you can use. If you don't help me then it looks like we're beat. Someone get my teeth back; I gotta eat!''

''Haven't had a check-up in a century, I can't recall a single cavity. Pardon me for frowning, I don't mean to be rude. Without my teeth I'm gummin' on my food.''

''That Kaptain Skurvy, man, what a pest! He took my teeth and threw them in the crow's nest. If you don't help me then it looks like we're beat. Someone get my teeth back- Someone get my teeth back- Someone get my teeth back; I gotta eat!''

Animation and Continuity Errors

 * When K. Rool enters the barrelworks, there are two Kritters standing behind him and Klump. When the camera pans upward, they move as well.

Trivia

 * This episode was one of the four to be spliced into the direct-to-video movie Donkey Kong Country: Legend of the Crystal Coconut. However, it was placed after "Ape-Nesia", which causes continuity errors. The song When the Coconut is Mine from this episode was also spliced into the episode "Legend of the Crystal Coconut."