User:Glowsquid

 Status If this Bob Hoskins deal continue, chances are that I might retire.

"User:Gofer" redirect here, for video foogtage of the trash-talking Bacterion emperor in the Gradius videogame series, go there.

"User:Glowsquid" redirect here, for video-footage of the final boss of the game Battle Garegga, go there.

This userpage is about the Shroom Director, for information about the Decepticon tripechanger in the Transformers universe, go there.

"Forget it. And Toadette, Stop being so mean to Time Q he had the right to his own OPINION!!! (Even if it was the wrong opinion.)"

- User:CrystalYoshi

(Unlike what that McDimentio guy might says, I never said I was gay. Never, never, never.)

Welcome to mah userpage! You can challenge your sanity and read throught the nest of bad grammar and tasteless humor that is my userpage. For those that are nostalgic of the time when my userpage was a jigsaw of character artworks, had an huge lead-in no one can understand or full of INTERRESING useless crap, well there ya go, you have the links.

Half life: Full Life Consequences
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An hilarious video adaptation of a cretinous Half-Life fanfiction. Fear it's awesomess.

Image I have uploaded and is too lazy to delete






What Other Users think of Me.
Note: This is for laugh only, I swear every of those quotes are real, thought. and uh, it contain swears, you have been warned kiddies.

Tasty Flames
 I hate you! -Fg

You are so mean -Fg

'' I hate you! '' -Fg and Max2

... -Too many User wiki guy to list.

Gofer: Good Friend, Bad grammar. -Xzelion

Gofer, slave of the slave. - Uniju

Toadbert101 dislike Gofer. -Toadbert101

Gofer, you be a meanie. -Toadbert101

I don't call anyone stupid, even Gofer. -3Dejong

Uniju, Tell Snack I don't hate him and that Gofer is an idiot. -Xzelion

Yeah, we hate you Gofer! -Fg

SHUT UP! -Fg

I think you hate me gofer... WAAAAAHHHH!!!! -Fg

 You gus are monster! - Master Crash

Someone replaced fun with flame in your book. - Plumber

''i'm not going back. Not while people like Xz and Gofer are there. '' -Max2

''I know they (Read:Me and Xzelion) just hate me because I have "young instincts" and an imagination larger than my brain. They are both the opposites''

-Max2

''No but you have been stupider than him once before.... you even once sid you had an army of tellitubbies...''

- Mr. Vruet.

Your personality is Arrogant

- Uniju

SHUT UP GLOWING SQUID -LuigiBros2

Idiot, no one will ever be fooled.

- Uniju

''Glowsquid... You're an idiot!'' -Pokemon DP

''He is also good at making enimes because he is hard to talk to. '' -Duuummmy.

Your attempts at funniness are not funny anymore, Glowsquid  -Uniju

F*** -Uniju

'' "Being an @r$hole is fun!" I already knew YOUR an @$$hole'' -Uniju

You're too late, O great thing of impertinence and common sense. -3Dejong

"No offence but it looks kinda gangsta." -Fg on the avatar I am using on the forum. -WTH? -Xzelion reaction to the above message.

"Glowy, just the thought of you doing ANY type of dance could put Hitler in a coma. Seriously. " -Max2

"Ok, so you're a lazy b*****rd and don't know what he does. Thus, no oppose. Marionic XD UR LAME GLOWSQUID" -Marionic

" if they (The videos that were on this userpage.) were picked by you, they can't be funny " -Max2

"Glowy is always negative Ignore him and he will jump off a cliff joppefully." -Max2

sht up. -Alphacalw11

You guys are all hopeless. -ChaosNinji to me, Uniju and Plumber.

Why don't you shut-up? -Uniju

''Maka, 3D, Blitz... All they can do is complain. '' -Uniju

''Well, now you can know for a fact that yes i do hate you. '' -Xzelion

15:51, 8 December 2007 Xzelion (Talk | contribs | block) blocked "Blitzwing (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Being Weird.) (unblock)  -Xzelion on the chat.

You laugh your ass of at everything simply for the sake of insulting things, so whats the difference -Uniju

SHUT THE FUCK UP BLITZ  -AlphaClaw

''don't etdit my fucking userpages, you peice of shit form my mothers vagina! '' -Optimus 35, after I posted the welcome template on his user talkpage.

''Sometimes, you really do scare me... '' -Xzelion

''Blitzwing, the simple fact that you said something makes it funny. '' -Uniju

''Were you put here to torture me? '' -Pokemon DP

''Random insult of the day: Blitz is el weirdo who likes pattycakes. '' -Wayoshi

You're kinda scary yourself. -3Dejong

''Snack said he doesn't like your head, Blitzwing. <_< I bet he was refering to your brain.'' -Uniju

''Who constantly brags and tries to cover it up by acting emo? Blitzwing! :D'' -Uniju, after I unpretentiously listed my Wiki's achievement.

You are all idiots. -Ghost Jam, after locking a topic about complaining about other users, whom I posted into. (In Restropect, he's pretty much right)

''How about a big cup of shit heads? WAIT we already have way too many of those '' -Uniju, after various users (Including I) pointedo ut he was abusing his power in ze chatroom.

THE MENTALLY RETARDED AROUND HERE IS YOU, SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER + An image of the middle Finger -That vandal guy, after I called him "Mentally retarted"... I think I went too hard on him, i appologize.

Are you always trying to make people feel bad?

Uh?

I knew you wouldn't understand.

Pokemon DP and I.

Shut up. -Pokemon DP

WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU MARIO SPECIES LOL -Yoshi 7

You are crazy bw. -SuperYoshi think I am crazy (!)

Meaningless Praise
''Gofer: A good guy. A random guy. An itellectual guy. A sarcastic guy. A good guy. ''

- 3Dejong.

Glowsquid: Great guy, good friend, awesome video game taste, and awesome name!

-Pokemon DP

''Uniju is not amused. Uniju is never amused. Uniju being amused, is like Glowsquid being NOT funny.''

- Uniju

''Glowsquid is a pattroler? Finally he gets what he deserves.'' - Plumber

You rock Squid. -Toadbert101

Squid rock. -Plumber

Nice new name, Blitz of Flaming Rabid Glorious Bad Grammar. - 3Dejong

''How come you're so clever especially at your age, that you know words like exasperate, priority, perspective, incumbent, circumstances,etc. just to name a few and did you take lots of lesson during your lifetime? '' -Fg
 * Yes Fg I did, its called school, you should try it sometime.

-Xzelion, after I quoted the above text.

''You, sir, are awesome! :D '' -Pokemon DP

''You're probably the best choice, Blitz. ''
 * I agree with that, Chaos.

-ChaosNinji and Ghost Jam on who should be a patroller.

''Yes, I am not funny. But Blitzwing sure is XD. -Lady Boo Ann, after I jokingly stated that I wanted to see a story about two walls faling in love with each other.

"Blitz, you are the quirkiest dude around. And that's awesome." -ChaosNinji

You rock dude. -ChaosNinji

Blitz should definitly be a Patroller. -ChaosNinji, being redundant.

I like you, bw -SuperYoshi likes me (!)

''A PWNAGE Sysop and the director of The 'Shroom. '' -TehBookid thinks I am a pwnful sysop, despite the fact that I am not a sysop/patroller.

''Greetings of great and funny one!. Aka Blitzwing'' -Pokemon DP

What the..? (Too weird to clasify)
''Gofer, you may be (very) strange, but, don't leave. You're sorta... kinda... very very very very little bit of cool. very very very very very little bit. but still. '' -Max2

IT'S A ROCK BLITZWING, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT! -ChaosNinji, referencing the Super Mario World Cartoon.
 * Blitz is cool enough to have made it.

-Uniju

''I wish I was like you, Blitz! >____> ''. -Pokemon DP.

Blitzwing you're starting to sound like Fg...and its scares me -Xzelion

''you're a pathetic excuse for an user, I like Fg better than you and thats saying alot.. JK.'' -Xzelion

Dumb Writting
"Luigi entered the Courtyard after defeating the evil phantasm Bogmire."

- Courtyard

That just sound... wrong.

"The Dinosaurs are a group of, as the name indicates,inhabiting Diamond City."

- The Dinosaurs

""Almost all species of Boo will cover their faces and become invisible (and invulnerable) when looked at; however, if the concerning person's back is turned, the ghastly opportunist will cackle with glee and home in on their victim and strike.""

- Boo

"Yoshi is the main enemy of the Shy Guy clan. Yoshi has more abilities than an alone Shy Guy, making easy for him eat it and turning it in an egg. In the sports games, Shy Guy and Yoshi don't show any rivalry.

Mario is another Shy Guys's enemy. In Super Mario Bros. 2 Mario has to defeat the Shy Guy clan to defeat Wart. In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario (as Baby Mario) rides Yoshi and fight with the Bowser army (including Shy Guys) to rescue his brother Luigi (as Baby Luigi). Mario and Shy Guys's rivalry isn't too hard in recent games.

In many games Bowser is the leader of the Shy Guy clan. The Shy Guys work for Bowser trying to do bad things, but they aren't bad.

Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader."

- Shy Guy

A relationship section... for a SPECIES?

"...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario."

- Luigi

"Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba"

- Pirate Goomba

"Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!."

- Harry Blackstone Jr.

"However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss"

- Dodo

We are an encyclopedia about Mario, not a repository of health-advice for fictionnal character.

"It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa."

- Old Man Skoo

King K. and King K. Rool must be in-fact hidden coussins! I mean, they have "King" and "K" in their names!

"Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64."

- Brobot L-Type

"Flying ships that are probably Airships will appear in the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy. A screenshot shows various Airships flying through space. It is unknown if these ships really are Airships or some other kind of flying ship."

- Airship

So.... Are they airships or not?

"How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World."

- Koopaling

"Sickest Typo I ever saw" - Sir Grodus

"== 1 PLayer Luigi Game== 1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi.""

- Super Mario Bros

"An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors."

- Orange Yoshi

ALL HAIL SNUFIT BALL ALL HAIL SNUFIT BALL

"This could also be his Special Move in Super Smash Bros. Brawl."

- Warlock Punch

"That's extraordinally helpful." - Cobold.

Very informative.

"good egg galaxy is the place where the ops who wont ban me for spamming chat's decapited heads lie on stakes"

- Good Egg Galaxy

"Lucas may be related to Snufit Ball, as the first part of the names start with the "oo" sound. Whether Miyamoto planned this, or if it is just a weird coincidence."

- Lucas

And now for the Dumbest of them all...

I thought we couldn't get any worse than Pirate Goomba.

I WAS WRONG.

Mario (species)

Marios are identical mustachioed human race who love to play with each other, or any Nintendo characters including the real Mario. They first appear in the upcoming game called, Mario's Mirror Mania where he is divided into eight of them with many colors.

Biology

A Mario's best feature is his moustache, which keeps him cute and playful. While playing with him, you'll pull his moustache, stretch it back and let it go to drive him nuts. Just like Mario, his species use to jump, run, slide and kick their way. They probably hug and take care of each other while they have white gloves, along with their color. Marios also have eyes, these are related to Mario's. He himself has blue, and the others' have different colored, except for the others in Super Smash Bros Brawl.



Outfit Pigment

The color of their hat and shirt can be anything, even black and white. They can change their color by grabbing a fireflower, and yet their colors are related to Yoshis or the Neopets from the Neopets website. In the Super Smash Bros series, a player changes one of a Mario's five or six colors when they chose him. In the upcoming game Mario's Mirror Mania, Marios had abilities depending on their color and Mirror Mushrooms. If a Pink Mario gets a Mirror Mushroom, it could hurl love-hearts at foes. If a Green Mario gets a Mirror Mushroom, it could use earthquake. Their overalls' color is in conjuction with their clothes, except their pair of brown shoes; a red Mario has blue overalls, a blue Mario has pink overalls, ect.

I must thank Cobold for keeping a copy of these gems.

Dumb Userpedia Stuff
We have a wiki about MarioWiki fanon.

It's full of dumb things.

''There was once a law that if you owned 9999999 Wiki Coins or more, you would get blocked for three years. Once, Dry Bones Junior owned 9999999 Wiki Coins and Master Crash gave him a warning. On December 2, 2008 sysops at Sysop Tower discussed that this rule was lame and then destroyed it.'' -Wiki Coin

''As a child he was experimented on by bowser to make his own version of mastercheif. '' -Chibizombie

The Lady had suffered from heart fauilure and peacefully died.

The Lady

It wouldn't be hilarious (Just very corny) if it wasn't for the fact that "The Lady" is a ghost.

''After he became 14 he desided to become a member of the Super Mario Wiki. He knew many would think he was the nintendo version of frankenstein so he studied with a mage known as cloud of the waffle section of kingdom hearts. He learned how to transform into anything he wanted in the process... he died so he is now a ghost/zombie in the shape of something. his favorite things to become is a waffle,a typhlosion, and a sonic style hedgehog.'' -Chibizombie, again.

Ronké slashed Lady Boo-Ànn on the chest, leaving a symbol of their broken friendship. -"Madame Ronké

"THAT'S a bad backstory. " - ChaosNinji

Most Rubbish page on the wiki
What the header says.

Beezos are a sub-species of Shy Guys that first appear in Super Mario Bros. 2. These types of species appear to have tridents armed as weapons. In addition to their physical appearance, they also have wings on their back; capable of flying.

Beezos attack by flying towards Mario or one of his friends using their pitchfork and then get within contact towards the character. They normally appear in packs as they proceed to attack the character that was played by the player. Beezos in packs endlessly appear on the screen; they won’t leave the character alone until the character leaves the current level the player is currently playing in.

To defeat them, there are two methods of basic defeating. The players can use the Vegetables that appeared growing in the ground or other throwable objects and throw it to one of them. Sadly, more and more Beezos will endlessly arrive by proceeding to attack the character. Another method is by first simply jumping on one of them, pick up the unit that the character is standing on and can throw it towards another Beezo.

Beezos reappear in Super Mario Advance, as the same attack methods exist being used. During gameplay, if the player defeats a single Beezo, the player acquires 4000 points total.

A similar species called a Shy Away appears in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.

Appearances In Other Media Cartoons

Beezos made several appearances on The Super Mario Bros Super Show!, usually serving as guards.

Trivia
 * Beezos are found in two colors: red and pink (in newer versions they are pink and brown).
 * In Luigi's Mansion, Beezos are referenced by Shy Guy ghosts that could levitate and were armed with a pitchfork.

Seriously... What the heck?

The Obligatory quote section
-"I see incompetence breeds even more incompetence." -Megatron

-"Such heroic nonsense." -Megatron

-"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." -Ultra Magnus

-Freedom is the right of all sentient being. -Optimus Prime

Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, OOOOO, suddenly you've gone too far!"  -Professor Farnsworth

-''TO ME DREAMWAVE WAS MORE THAN JUST A WORD. IT'S MEANING TO ME FULLFILLS ALL OF WHAT I BELIEVE IN. SUCCESS, LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, HOPES ANS WISHES. WHEN ALL IS BAD HUMANS EXCLUDE THEMSELVES FROM REALITY ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES IN THE REALM OF DREAMS. BECAUSE HERE IN OUR DREAMS WE FIND THE FREEDOM FROM THE SHACKLES THAT THIS SOCIETY HAS LOCKED US IN REALITY.'' - The superstar artist

-''Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes'' - -Seanbaby

''In a masterstroke of UPN programming brilliance, Dilbert follows Shasta McNasty, a show geared toward viewers who are... how can I say this... very likely to die in bowling ball cleaning machine accidents. Fortunately, Shasta is a filthy and sophomoric show, so it will corner the market on perverts and unsupervised minors. It's a perfect lead-in audience for an animated Dilbert TV show. If you don't understand that, you will never be a television executive.''

-Scott Adams about the Timeslot used for the Dilbert animated series.

''"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." '' -A Japanese traffic sign

''-Go on the other side. If you make a wrong move, I'll eat you.

-YOU OLD DICTATOR.'' -Poorly Drawn Simba knockoff and a Punk Duck.

-Peoples alway get hurt.

-That's great. -Voice-changing duck and Ambulance Duck