User talk:Mario/Archive 9

You DO NOT have new messages  ( sixth change ).   This Article is a Featured Article!!  ''It represents the best of the worst that the has produced. If there are any stinking edits that may improve the article's crappiness even further, don't make them.'' 

If you are wondering where my talk page went, well, it's archived a second time. The reason I archived it so early is that KS3 and DaisyRox02 extended my page so long my laptop exploded trying to load this page. If you want to post new messages or something, type here instead, not my talk page archives. You know, I have a tied hungry Chain Chomp in my archived talk page and placed a crushy ceiling thingy with spikes on the second talk page archive, so, yeah, don't mess around in those pages. ☺

The only rule in my talk page is to use your common sense. Try not to curse, spam, etc. If you do, I'll assume that you are Wario and things are going to be pretty. FOR ME. And insulting and torturing Wario is highly encouraged here. Go CRAZY!!!

Oh, and one more thing, I'm a female, so I hope that people who know me refer to me as a ♀

Hey!!
Don't just take it out on me and KS3. Blame it on Fawfulfury65, too! She's the one who vandalized you're page with Wario!! As a matter of fact, Wario is also responsible!! That's right, YOUR HUSBAND is responsible for destroying yout page!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAACHOKES.

---Sgt.Boo said Wario a crap load of times, and Blof and some other ppl put fake warnings and stuff on it, too.*angry grunt*

LUCKY!!! It takes an hour if we drive to the beach! And that's to Ventura. I hate the beach, though. Mainly cause I get sand in my bathing suit. I wore a takini once and it was pure HELL. And when I went to camp CIMI the same thing happened but not as bad. And most recently we went to the lake and I was just chilling and sand got in my bathing suit AGAIN!!!

I wish I lived near the beach. It wouldn't be as hot. Well, gtg. Cya Monday cuz my cousins are coming over tomorrow at two.

I'm bored.
Hey, we had a sad assembly today. I know, a SAD asembly, who knew?! It was called Rachel's Challenge. Tell me if you've heard about it. But some guys started crying it was so sad. I was one of the only ppl who didn't cry or even tear up. But it was really super sad because a bunch of teens died and one teacher did. I was on Wikipedia and found out during that event there was a girl with the same name as me amd a guy with the same name as Sgt.Boo and they both died. So, yeah. And there were a bunch of rumors thet said the guys who killed them all asked the girl Rachel if she believed in God and when she said yes, they shot her. Sad story. And it's full of racism, too, geez...

I completely agree. But the stupid asembly was kinda annoying and I guess I can call myself harsh cause I didn't cry, but whatever. And the gunmen comitted suicide like wimps, why didn't they just act like real men and give themselves up to the swat team? And the "Do you believe in God?" thing was just a rumor passed around. I saw that on Wikipedia. Anyways, the day that happened was also the day Sgt.Boo was born! I'm scared now because that is Hitler's birthday.

TOO MUCH SAD STUFF! Let's talk about Wario. Did you know he gained 30000000 pounds this week? Oh, wait that was a typo. He gained that much TODAY!

Yoctosecond. People make such funny words these days. There's zeptosecond which I know is a billionth of a second. Everyone knows about milliseconds or however the heck you spell it. I have trouble spelling some words. I got my progress report today! All B+'s exept for Beginner Band and Science. Science is an A- and Band is an A. W00T I've got good grades!

NOOO I have to scrub my stupid pool tomorrow or sunday and have homework!! Whatever. I'll wait until my mom asks me. I was just reading the crane fly section of BLOF's talk archive and realized something. I don't get mosquitoes where I live. I only see crane flys. Here's a list of things that make me automatically hate ppl:


 * If they call crane flies mosquitoes or daddy long legs
 * If they say my hair is black(it's really dark brown)
 * If they are surprised I'm Chinese(my last name makes it completely obvious)
 * If they have blue or green eyes(jelousy)

Yeah. Well, I don't HATE people with blue or green eyes. It just makes me want their eyes. I hate having brown eyes. They're so common it's not even funny.

One of my friends has AWESOME eyes. She's dark-skinned, like me, but her eyes are like, hazel. It's so pretty. Some of my traits are chinese, too. But for me, they're mostly Puerto Rican. And I'm short, so I'm mad now. Because when I was in fourth grade, I was taller than most people. And now, people are mostly taller than me. But I have some tiny friends :D

A question
How do you get the new message (last change) thing? And you're a lefty too! Woohoo for lefties! I almost typed in kefries. :P So wanna be friends or something?

Now listen up, here's a story, about a guy who lived in a blue world...

The poop right above was typed in from the one and only GamingGal9's stupid Acer with only 2 GB left.

Oh...
It's ok. SPORE is so fun. I play it at my neighbor's house. The Grox are annoying... And if you wanna link a YT video to one of them, how would you do that? Sorreh I'm being a butt.

HEY! You're BabyWeegeeOnFire's sister, correct? Wazzup? I'm one of babyweegee's best friends! Whats her name anyway? She never told me.

Stupid New Header OF DEATH
You know what's kinda scary to me? You're part Chinese and you're last name starts with a Y. I can't think of a non-Chinese sounding last name that starts with a Y which makes me wonder if our last names rhyme. Because my last name is absolutely Chinese and it starts with a W. I'm scared. But you don't have to say your last name, though. Neither will I. You can keep your privacy to yoursel and I can keep my privacy to myself.