List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. They are listed by character, alphabetically.

Bowser

 * "Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!"
 * "Mario! It's time!" (Hidden Psychopath thought, which can only be seen via debug menu hacking, as Mallow isn't around during that battle by normal means.)
 * "What a joke!! Put some muscle into it!"
 * "What was that sound?"
 * "N...n...NO!!!"
 * "It's a chain reaction!!"
 * "Hang on, Kinklink!!"
 * "Eyaaaaa!!"
 * "This should FINISH you!"
 * "Mwa ha! Did you think I was just gonna GIVE her to ya? You're ALWAYS in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!"
 * "Fungah! Foiled again!"
 * "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in! Move out, on the double!"
 * "I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
 * "All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
 * "I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! I'll let you join the “Koopa Troop”. You can thank me later..."
 * "Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?"
 * "You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of Booster. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!"
 * "I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
 * "No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME! It just wouldn't be right!"
 * "...Mario walked up to me and BEGGED me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice but to let him in. It was pathetic."
 * "Actually, that sounds pretty GOOD to me! Let's just forget about these... Star...things!"
 * "Huh? Let's see. If Mario can't find the stars... Toadstool will be MINE! But I won't get my Keep back... unless Mario finds the stars! So if I want my Keep back... we need those star things, but... Huh?! Run that past me again!"
 * "Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
 * "Hey! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not going to be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm going to gather my troops and rebuild my castle. And you, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop. It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
 * "Gwaa?! I oughtta rip your stuffing out!"
 * "(But I CAN'T just be pals with these cretins. I've got an image to keep up.)"
 * "Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools. ~Haiku"
 * "Just hand it over and GET OUTTA MY CASTLE!"

Geno

 * "Stop! Hold it right there! You don't know what you're doing. RETURN that star to me!"
 * "I serve...a higher authority..."
 * "That Star Piece belongs to everyone. You can't keep it."
 * "Hey! Chill out!"
 * "Stop it! That's enough."
 * "Thanks for the help! But... who are you?"
 * "So! You're THE Mario! WE know about you!"
 * ''"Thanks for the help. You really got me out of a jam."
 * "Why are you staring at me? You know I'm more than just a doll, don't you? Have you guessed the truth? I'm a visitor from above, and this is a form I'm borrowing briefly."
 * "Higher than that, I'm afraid! Do you two know anything about the “Star Road”?"
 * "Completely in the dark, eh? Well, it's a big mess up there right now, and it concerns you too!"
 * "Let me explain... You've heard of wishing upon a shooting star? At the “Star Road”, your wish is transformed into a star. When it's granted, it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth. So you see, the Star Road plays an integral role in granting wishes. But ever since a sword destroyed the “Star Road”, everything's come to a halt. No stars have been made since. The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore."
 * Mallow: "Are you saying THIS star is part of your “Starway”?" Geno:  "That's “STAR ROAD”, my fluffy little friend ..."
 * "Yes, that star is a broken piece of the Star Road. I'm here to find them all, and repair the Star Road."
 * ''"The broken Star Pieces... There are 7 altogether."
 * "For peace to return... we must get rid of Smithy, find the Star Pieces, and repair the Star Road..."
 * I'm “♥♪!?”, but it's hard to pronounce so... Call me “Geno”, after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls."
 * "Now grab the star, Mario!"
 * "Come on! Let's get this show on the road."
 * "How I wish I could! But Mario and I must leave now to find... ...the missing Star Pieces..."
 * "Well... How can I explain this..."
 * "Well Gaz,... it's like this... This is how it used to be, but now...it's like... THIS! Do you get it?"
 * "Well, let's just say that if things stay the way they are, your wishes will never come true."
 * "No one's wishes will come true until the Star Pieces are found and the Star Road repaired. Which is why I have chosen to join these two in order to find the missing Star Pieces."
 * "That's a promise!"
 * "Thanks for being such a good sport, Gaz. I'll see you when I get back."
 * "Take your best shot!"
 * "This is a fine mess!"
 * "It's gonna blow!!"
 * "Well, we won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war. Where are Dyna and the star?"
 * "I guess my question's just been answered..."
 * "Yo Smithy! Stop making those things and hand over the Star Piece, NOW!"

Mallow

 * "I'm all right now. Sorry... There's nothing like a good cry! But, why was I crying? There was SOME reason..."
 * "Wow! You’re THE Mario? I know all about you! You’ve got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!"
 * "I’m Mallow from Tadpole Pond. I’m a frog, but can you believe it? I can’t jump. Embarrassing huh?"
 * "Give me back my coin or I'll belt ya again!"
 * "Mario! You just... DITCHED me back there!"
 * "Whack that weirdo..." "Save the guy in blue..." "Me too!" "I will do what I can! But...from over here!"
 * "Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?"
 * "Punchinello...? Never heard of ya."
 * "I think he's bluffing."
 * "Can you believe it?! What a coincidence! There's a prince with the same name as ME!"
 * "Don't we have anything better to do than hang around HERE? Come on, let's go and find the rest of the Star Pieces!!"
 * "Hey look! It's ME!"
 * "Hello. My name is Mallow. And this is my friend, Mario."
 * "WHAT?! I'm...I'm really a...prince?!"
 * "Mario! Look at me! I'm a prince!"
 * "Then let's go inside the castle and save my mother and father!"
 * "Private? PRIVATE? Everyone in a 10 mile radius could hear you!"
 * "Hey! There's the last Star Piece!"

Princess Toadstool

 * "Don't let Bowser bruise you, Mario!"
 * "Mario! The chain! Aim for the chain!"
 * "Fight, Mario! FIGHT!!!"
 * "Oh, Mario! You had me so worried! Let's get out of here!"
 * "Shriek!! Mario!! I'm going to fall!!"
 * "Please, let me go! Won't you...please? Pretty please?"
 * "Yuck, I don't want to play ANYTHING with you!"
 * "NO! I don't want to marry you. Please let me go!"
 * "Help! Mario! Please help meeeeeee!"
 * "Mario! Is that you, Mario?! I'm in here!! Hurry! I'm scared!"
 * '"That was wonderful. Mario, you're my knight in shining armor!"
 * "I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario!" (when Mario crashes Booster's "wedding")
 * "Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!" (if Bowser and Booster kiss Mario)
 * Please! Don't make us go through any more! Just give us the star....NOW!"

The Big Boo

 * "Hi, I'm The Big Boo."
 * "Check those bubbles coming out of his nose!"
 * "Maybe he can still hear us while he's asleep?"
 * "Hey you! We want to play a round of “Find the Flag”."
 * "I'm back! You'll never guess my spot! It's between “O” and “A”."
 * "Our flags are invisible, so search VERY carefully when you think you've found the spot!"
 * "We had a great time, too. Thanks for playing our game!"

Frogfucius

 * "Yes, come into my sanctuary and partake of my wisdom, children."
 * Mallow: "Grandpa! What are you talking about? I'm only a simple tadpole! This adventure isn't for me!" Frogfucius: "Mallow, my boy, I've kept this from you until now, but you're... Not a tadpole!!" "Say WHAT???"
 * "(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?"

Gardener

 * "Hi, I'm the gardener. See that huge planter? I've spent many years seeking the legendary “Seed” and “Fertilizer” to fill it with, but had no luck. Sigh...if I could only find them!"
 * "Incredible! I can't believe it! It's the legendary “Seed” I've read about in the ancient gardening texts. These are so rare! Can you even begin to comprehend what a huge discovery this is? I've spent my whole life searching for one! It's too much, I tell ya!"
 * "Hey! I haven't finished yet."
 * "Well, that's my story. Say...will you give me the “Seed”?"
 * "I finally have it! This is extraordinary!"

Garro

 * "Oh, you mean THAT? That's King Nimbus when he was... a ...young lad."
 * "...What the...?!... WHO are YOU...?!"
 * "Mallow... So it IS YOU, my boy! It's been so long. My, you've become a splendid young prince!"
 * "Yes indeed! I understand. So! You were raised by Frogfucious! There's no question about it! You ARE, WITHOUT A DOUBT... Prince Mallow."
 * "I KNEW Valentina was up to SOMETHING! I just didn't know what... That must mean that the King really ISN'T gravely ill...!"
 * "...Wait! I have an excellent idea. Come over here..."
 * "Are you ready?"
 * "All right, stand over here."
 * "Hold still, okay?"
 * "THERE! Hey, don't move! You're going to be a “statue” for a while, okay?"
 * "Let's get going now."
 * "I'm delivering Valentina's latest order to her."
 * "Oh?! That's because this is a statue of Valentina's nephew, Mari...Mariotta! Okay?!"

Grandma

 * "You may NOT sleep in the Princess' bed! Have you no manners?"

King Nimbus

 * "May I... have your autograph?"
 * "Jumping Mario?! Autograph, please!"
 * "Oh! Another famous person! This is just too much! I MUST have YOUR autograph!"
 * "Oh! Yes! That story about the Star Street! How awful!"

Luigi

 * "I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario."

Samus Aran

 * "...... I'm resting up for Mother Brain."

Toad

 * "Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a “door” to go in and out of their houses... "
 * "Anyway, I came by to pick up Toadstool, since she's a bit late."
 * "Oops, excuse me!"
 * "…Oh? That bump on your head reduced your “HP” level."
 * "One of Mushroom Kingdom's famous items ought to perk you right up!"
 * "Do you know how to use items?"
 * "Ahem, then please allow me. In order to use items, open up the “Menu” screen. With it, you can check your status and coin count. Push “X” to open it."
 * "... and that's how it's done. Now you can get a boost whenever you're feeling tired."
 * "Oh, I see. You're just so well-traveled and experienced, Mario!"
 * "Uh, now why did I rush back? I had...something to tell you."
 * "Ack, I remember! I came to warn you that Mushroom Way is swarming with monsters!"
 * "I just barely made it back in one piece! Mario, please do something."
 * "Perhaps I can help. Do you know about “Timed Hits”?"
 * "Okay, allow me to explain. First we'll enter a battle."
 * "...and there you are! Now, at least you have a fighting chance against those monsters!"
 * "Hey, you better watch out! He knows about Timed Hits. He's gonna punch your lights out!"
 * "He's got more bark than bite, huh?"
 * "That's right! We need to tell the Chancellor about Toadstool! I'll see you over at Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "Just in case, take these with you."
 * "Mario! You better be careful. He's definitely got a mean streak!"
 * "Well, I carried all I could! Now, what could you use?"

Triplets

 * "Hi Uncle Bowser!"
 * "We want to help too! Please, please, can we?"

Aero

 * "Ooh, I heard everything! Who would have known that star was so important? I've got to inform Smithy!"
 * "Calm down, Smithy! Your head looks like a geyser!!"

Apprentice

 * "Golly! You're that famous Mario guy! If I beat you, they'll make me Snifit 4! If I'm lucky!"
 * "Whaaa……… Now they'll make me take the training course all over again."
 * "All right! Now I'll be Snifit 4!"
 * "Mario! Let me show you what I've learned in my classes so far. I'll be Snifit 5 if I beat you! ………………maybe."
 * "Shriek! The boss only wants 7 Snifits! All my training was in vain! What a rip!"
 * "Harrumph! I'm off to the arcade!"

Belome

 * "Moh, ho, ho...! Ack! It's a snack attack, and YOU'RE it!"
 * "Ooooh! Room service has been kind to me! Where’s my bib?"
 * "Stick for a body, head full of straw, give me a scarecrow, rah, rah, RAH!"
 * "If you defeat me, you STILL won't beat me! Beware the flood!"
 * "You all LOOK delicious! But how do you TASTE?"
 * "I never forget a taste. In fact, I can clone someone after just one slurp. Watch!"
 * "ACK! Sour!"
 * "Mmm, tastes peachy..."
 * "YES! THIS is YUMMY~"
 * "Yuck! How repulsive!"
 * "Bitter, but not bad..."
 * "There we are!"
 * "Oh, no, not again! I’m STARVING! Time to go home for dinner. Goodbye, boys and girls!"
 * "Hmm, you look so tasty! I think I'll just have a snack!"

Birdo

 * "Tee, hee! Ouch, you're hurting me! Now it's my turn. Get it while it's hot!"
 * "Oh, I'm never gonna let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!"

Birdy

 * "Hey! Who're YOU?!... You can't just barge in here!"
 * "You may enter."
 * "Halt! Who goes there?"
 * "Hey, this doesn't look like Valentina at all!"

Booster

 * "I'm Booster and this is my famous tower of amusement. Normally I welcome visitors to play with me and my Snifits. However, a girl fell out of the sky and into my lap, recently. Since then, I've been busy keeping her happy and entertained. I no longer have the time to play. So please enjoy yourself... at your own risk, that is!"
 * "Now, about the girl in my life, who thinks I should marry her? Well? Speak up!"
 * "Ah, a party! We haven't had one of those. It could be fun! So...what is a party?"
 * "Hmmm... Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated. I don't know if I can muster the energy to do it... Let's walk through it once! It's wedding rehearsal time!"
 * "Wait! Mario always shows up right about now to ruin the fun. We've got to take that into consideration, you know. Someone go and get the Mario doll."
 * "Of course it's here! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish! It's behind those curtains! Number one, you go and look."
 * "Hey everybody! Did you see someone behind the curtains, or was it just me? How creepy! It's a pain, but I think we should check one more time."
 * "Well? I really think someone's behind those curtains! I think one more peek is necessary."
 * "G'na!!! It's Mario! That's impossible! He made it past all my traps... But we're gonna trip him up!"
 * "H...huh?!! That MUST be Mario! Let’s make sure. You! Check it out!"
 * "Harumph! Just as I thought! It IS Mario. Let's...wind him up!"
 * "I'd love to stay and chat, but I've a schedule to keep. Move aside so I can open that door. Here's the password!"
 * "Eh? Hey, where's my bride-to-be? I wanna play hide-and-seek, too!"
 * "What a poor sport! Well, we really should hurry along. A yummy cake is waiting for us after we climb this hill! Let's GO!"
 * "Uh oh! It's Mario! We didn't plan on this. Mario, you aren't invited to our wedding! Besides, we still have to have the rehearsal! I'll be happy to race you to the wedding hall, but ……… you'd better not get in my way. Ready?"
 * "You clowns! You DON'T break a door down when entering a room! Shut it! SHUT IT NOW! Move it, MOVE IT!!!!"
 * "Hey, No.1! Where’s my cake?!"
 * "…………? THIS thing’s a cake?"
 * "Okay, everyone!! Here’s the stumper. How do we eat this? I SAY we boil it! No.2, what do you say?"
 * "WHAT?! In one GULP? That’s easier said than done!"
 * "My nerves are shot. I feel like I’ve forgotten to tie my cord before a bungee jump!"
 * "Mmmmmm... Delicious! It’s so good it makes me want to cry!"

Chef Torte

 * "Ve bake a cake for za BIG wedding! It must be...masterpiece!"
 * "Zee cake’s alive! RUN!!!"
 * "I vant to be a vald class baker."
 * "YOU FOOLS!!"

Chef Torte's Apprentice

 * "Yeah, the groom-to-be ordered something special. Wait until he sees THIS!"

Cloaker

 * "Mwee hee hee! Behold! They've taken the bait!"
 * "This is tougher than I thought! I don’t like where this is going..."
 * "Put your dukes up!"

Croco

 * "Har, har! Youse mugs'll NEVER catch me! A snail could outrun YOU morons! Later!"
 * "Oh! You're a persistent bugger ! But I'm a 100 miles ahead of ya!"
 * "What's this? You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!"
 * "Ha! Your eyes are much faster than your feet! At this rate it'll take ya……… 100 more years to catch me!"
 * "Oooouch!!! I’m gonna pay ya back in spades, kid! Go on! Take back your grubby old coin! Adios amigos!"
 * "Coins...Beautiful COINS! Grab the COINS!"
 * "Heh, heh...I've got a bomb...! Never leave home without 'em."
 * Say, hey! We meet AGAIN! Dis here land is RICH! It's got tons of loot, and I want it all! So, youse guys found 'em ALL? ...Geez...I've failed... ...I'm humiliated...!"
 * "Hey Mario, did ya remember to use the save point? There's plenty of danger up ahead so it's best to save now!"
 * "You need anything? I've got some items to sell."
 * ''You're still around? Oh, you want more items, huh? Since I'm in a good mood... But just remember. I can't keep coming to your rescue, you know.
 * "Just remember... I can't always be coming to your rescue, you know. If there's anything more you need, best to buy it now."

Culex

 * "Greetings. I am Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda. I have crossed into this dimension to fight for the Dark Mage. But this world is uninhabitable for me and my kind. I must return to my own world. Before I go, though, I would like to challenge your strongest knight. Will you accept my challenge? You will enter combat against me?"
 * "You are wise to hesitate. Without a weapon or armor, you have no chance."
 * "En garde!"
 * "I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
 * "Ahhhh! Your spirit…… ……is strong! Thank you, brave knight. I will treasure this memento of my journey here. Perhaps in another time, another game, we may have been mortal enemies... Let us part as comrades in arms. Take this. Treasure it as a keepsake of our fight. Farewell, champion knight!"

Domino

 * "Hee hee hee! I guess I could spare a few minutes! Maybe they'd like to...play!"
 * "Whew! What weaklings! How shameful if they were to defeat me!"
 * "It's clobbering time!"

Drill Bit

 * "Don't get so worked up! Think of your blood pressure!"

Factory Chief

 * "Mario! I'm surprised to see you here. But this is the end of the line for you. This is the closest you'll get to Smithy, so savor the moment! Harrumph! You'll be fodder for my incredible new invention, the “Gunyolk!”"

Grate Guy

 * "Whoopdy do!"
 * "Yikes! They're pretty tough!"
 * "Hello Mario! I run this casino! Feel free to enjoy yourself."
 * "Business is so slow... Hey Mario, wanna play “Look the other way” with me?"
 * "Okay, Mario, this is in celebration of your wins!"

Jonathan Jones

 * "So you're THE Mario, eh? Arr, harr, harr...! Not much to look at...Well, this star fell into MY SEA, so it's MINE! If you want it, you'll have to fight for it!"
 * "Fuwa ha ha... Not bad, fellas! How about it, Mario? Mario versus me. Wanna mix it up?"
 * "I'm impressed, matey! You've earned the star. Think of it as a souvenir of our fight!"
 * "You must've REALLY wanted that Star... Now go on! Get out of here before I change my mind."
 * "YOU again?! So, have you already beaten that Smithy creature?"
 * "Yo, mate! Just 'cuz we're buds doesn't give ya the right to jump on my head.."
 * "Not so fast there! That star's a gift to me mate, Mario. You spineless dogs have no code of honor! We'll make you walk the plank!"

Knife Guy

 * "Wait! You took all the trouble to come here, so...stick around!"
 * "Come on, brother! Let's thrash ’em!"
 * "Yikes! They're pretty tough!"
 * "Hee hee hee hee... I'm...really, REALLY sorry about before... Here, I'll make it up to ya! Hee haaaaw..."
 * "Are we having fun, yet?...Hee hee hee."

Magikoopa

 * "This…is…Smithy's castle! No trespassers…allowed."
 * "Huh…where am I? Bowser, hello! How have you been? I, uh, made it back here SOMEHOW, but it seems like I've been brainwashed or something. I can't seem to remember ANYTHING. Have I done something...wrong?"
 * "I'm glad! It looks like you've got some tough new troopers now. But my magic can still help you."

Shysters

 * "Where do ya think everyone went?"
 * "Well, gang, looks like we have ourselves a new home!"
 * "We can bounce around all day long! And there's no one here who can stand in our way!"
 * "Yahoo! Let's bounce the night away!"
 * "NOT SO FAST, PAL!"
 * "Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!!"
 * "You're asking for IT!"
 * "Ooh, you're gonna get it!"
 * "You picked the WRONG people not to bounce with, bub!"
 * "How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"
 * "This is not good!"
 * "The mustachioed one is strong!"
 * "Strong, YES!"
 * ''"We MUST warn the boss!
 * "Come on!!"
 * "We just built this yesterday, and the foundation's very weak. So...STOP SHAKING THE FLOOR!"

Snifits

 * "A wedding ceremony would make a great PARTY!"
 * "Well, you drink punch and eat CAKE! ...I think."
 * "We will now begin the ceremony. Walk down the aisle with the...(hey someone make her smile!) beautiful bride-to-be."
 * "It isn't here."
 * "Booster's wedding is in progress. We've barricaded the door, so don't even bother trying to sneak inside. I'm not telling you in here! And you can forget about the back entrance. It's locked. At least I THINK it is..."
 * "Halt! Who goes there?"
 * "You LOOK like Mario, but the door's shut tight. Listen, Mustache, you and your overgrown turtle-friend can take a hike! Go! Scat! Make like Mario and jump outta here! GET LOST!"
 * "Oops...We've got a problem... I'd better go tell Booster."
 * "It won't budge. Say, wanna help me bust this door down?! On the count of 3, we'll run TOGETHER! Timing's the key!"
 * "Ready? Here we go!..."
 * "Booster, Sir! Mario's here!"
 * "Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake"

Axem Black

 * "You'd better leave now, chumps!"
 * "Hey, Red! Look down there! That's gotta be the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!"
 * "We live for disorder!"
 * "Yo, RED!! I broke my shades!"

Axem Green

 * "We're amazing!"
 * "That IS Mario, you IDIOT!!"
 * "We like what we do!"
 * "Yo, RED!! I've got a headache!"

Axem Pink

 * ''"We're gorgeous!"
 * "Eww! Gross!"
 * Where's the BLADE?
 * "We struggle for chaos!"
 * "Yo, RED!! My make-up’s running!!"
 * "Can this be happening the Axem Rangers?"

Axem Red

 * "We got the STAR!"
 * "Listen, everyone! We gotta get this Star to the Blade immediately. We'll deal with Mario LATER!!"
 * "He'll be here!"
 * "He's too late!"
 * "Shuddap, already!"
 * "We fight for evil!"
 * "This Star Piece gives people hope! It needs to be destroyed!"
 * "Ooh, my head is spinning!"
 * "Serves ya right!"
 * "You're totally out of shape!"
 * "Then change brands!"
 * "Chew on your tongue!"
 * "Enough!! Now I'm angry! Time to finish this! Formation...HO!!"
 * "NOW! Fire the BREAKER!!"

Axem Yellow

 * "That guy's worse looking than that clod, Mario!"
 * "Hey, RED! Careful with this!! You're all thumbs!"
 * "We're unbeatable!"
 * "We are..."
 * "Yo, RED!! I'm... hungry!!"

Bowyer

 * "Nya! NYA! Angry I am! Nya! A lesson I will teach you!"
 * "Gunya! Nya!!! Strong you are. But stronger am I! Hurt you, I will! So long, nya!! Part, now, we must! Nya nya NYA!!"
 * "Knock knock! Nya! Insulted, I am!"
 * "NYAAA!! Now 3 against one! Nyat FAIR! Fix it, I will, nya! Shoot an arrow, I shall. When a target it hits, that Button... LOCKED!"

Exor

 * "Halt! Who goes there? A Tresspasser! This castle now belongs to us, the “Smithy Gang”. It's our first step towards taking over this world. And if it weren't for nosey characters like YOU... We'd practically OWN this world! So let's see you deal with THIS!"

Mack

 * "Listen up, gang! These guys are gonna put a stop to OUR party! Are we happy about this?!"

Punchinello

 * "Good day. The name’s Nello...PUNCHINELLO!"
 * "They say I’m a hot head, but I’ll show them! You...YOU will make me famous! So long!"
 * "Not bad. Not bad! Now let’s up the ante!"
 * "Grrrrr... All right! It’s CLOBBERING TIME!"
 * "Arghhh!! I must be dreaming! I’m ruined! I didn’t want to do this, but now I have NO CHOICE!!"
 * "Simmer down, fluffy! I’m not gonna waste this on YOU. Who knows what might happen!"
 * "I’ve got my pride. Now you’re in for it!"
 * "Huh? What the hay? Why isn’t it working? Argh!!"
 * "I hope I become famous."

Smithy

 * "Huh...? Already finished your tour of the factory, huh?! All right, then! How about a little demonstration?"
 * ''"Huh?...Gufaw haw haw! So YOU'RE... Mario?! Looks like we're gonna have a little dispute over the star.
 * ''"My, my! We're a little touchy today, aren't we? You know, I'm actually growing rather FOND of this place...
 * "Hurrumph! Better yet... Why don't YOU give me YOUR stars. Why, then I could easily conquer this world! Then we could get rid of all wishes, and create a world filled with...WEAPONS!!"
 * "Over here, NOW! I'll crush you ALL!!!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!"
 * "How utterly annoying!"
 * "Huh?! What the...?! How in the heck...?!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!! Uwoooooooo... I'm burning...seething... Never have I been so wronged... It is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you respect... And I shall have my revenge... NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!! Guooooooo!!!!! Come on, you puny ants!"
 * "Guooooo! C...can’t move...!"
 * "Mwa ha! I am burning with power!"
 * "Guooooooo! My b...body and head are burning! It’s not...possible...! I don’t believe it...! I’m...finished...done for...! Guooooooooo...noooooo...!"

Valentina

 * ''"All right, everyone! Listen up!"
 * "SHUDDAP!!!"
 * "King Nimbus' condition is growing worse... This means we'll be losing... our magnificent ruler... BUT! It just so happens that I have found the missing Prince! Prince Mallow, that is!"
 * "Prince Mallow... Please...Sir...Prince? ...GET OVER HERE!!"
 * "Well, well... It seems that our little prince has a mild case of stage fright. Excuse me...Ha ha ha..."
 * "(Come ON! Make it snappy!) (What?! You can't get through? Well, just LOOK at you, tubby!)"
 * "Introducing... ...Prince Mallow!"
 * "Yes...? What is it, dear?... WHAT?! You're asking ME to...? Gracious! You're serious, aren't you? Why, I don't know what to say! Dear me............"
 * "I've made my decision... At the request of the Prince, I agree to become his queen. (Queen... Valentina...Ooh! It just makes me SHIVER!!) Well, that's that! Back to your business, everyone!"
 * "(Hurry it up, will ya?!)"
 * "Oh! Now THIS is lovely! My beauty simply shines forth like the sun! Only YOU can make something THIS stunning!"
 * "Hmmm... I consider myself something of an art buff! And I've got to say...This is spectacular!! Garro...only YOU could have created sculptures with such gentle beauty and...raw power!"
 * "DODO! Did you display the statues properly? Fine! Now polish them to a fine luster and make them a tribute to my beauty! Pay attention to me! Hurry up, and DON'T let me catch you dozing again."
 * "Mario...?! What...does a “Mario” look like?"
 * "How utterly rude! And who in blazes are YOU anyway?!"
 * "Harrumph! If you're going to be THIS rude, I'm simply going to leave."
 * "So long...(chumps)!"
 * "Dodo! DODO! Come here this minute!"
 * "Dodo?! How could you lose already? Well, come on! Get over here!"
 * "I don’t believe this! The show’s over, folks! Dodo...! Let’s get outta here!! Well, everyone... Until we meet again! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha..."
 * "WHAT are you babbling about? Why should I marry you?"
 * "........ What a wonderful thing to say!"

Yaridovich

 * "Eee hee hee! You found the star! Well done! But your journey ends here. You are so gullible! Don't you know who I am? I'm “Yaridovich”, a member of Smithy's gang. Shocked? It's no wonder! My impersonation of an ordinary person was flawless."
 * "Eee hee hee! And to think I got the star without even soiling my hands! I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!"
 * "Blade's late. What's taking him so long?"
 * "Eee hee...! I guess we'll have to take our disguises off now. GROUP formation!"

Alley Rat

 * "Don’t pity me, Mario!"

Amanita

 * "Gotta work on my tan!"

Ameboid

 * "Get outta my face."

Apprentice

 * "I’ve had ENOUGH."

Arachne

 * "♪Day-o..."

Armored Ant

 * "Do one good turn a day!"

Artichoker

 * "Relax a little, okay?"

Axem Black

 * "Your timing stinks!"
 * "Will I make the team?"

Axem Green

 * "Are we done here?"
 * "Whew! Vertigo!"

Axem Rangers

 * "It’s a melee!"

Axem Pink

 * "Red, WRONG POSITION!"
 * "Oh! My makeup!"

Axem Red

 * "I'm all thumbs today!"
 * "Gotta fight for evil!"

Axem Yellow

 * "We’re lookin’ GOOD!"
 * "I’m STARVED!"

Bahamutt

 * "Give me a chance, here."

Bandana Blue

 * "Color me Blue, mates!!"

Bandana Red

 * "I love the color RED!"

Belome

 * "I just...wanna sleep."
 * "Gotta yummy in my tummy!"

Big Bertha

 * "Adabing, ADABANG!"

The Big Boo

 * "Stop staring at me!"

Birdo

 * "I just love life!"

Birdy

 * "I HATE Valentina."

Blaster

 * "Wanna join me?"

Blade

 * "It's a melee!"

Blooper

 * "I love floating around."

Bluebird

 * "You are... magnificent"

Bob-omb

 * "Ouch. HEY! Watch it!"

Boomer

 * "It's all over now..."

Booster

 * "This is like realizing you’re outside without your clothes on!"

Bowser Clone

 * "Grr...my castle..."

Bowyer

 * "What’s with these folks?"
 * "Nya! I’ll SNUFF ya! NYA!"

Box Boy

 * "Been waitin’ 100 years!"

Bundt

 * "Congratulations."

Buzzer

 * "Buzzzzz..."

Carroboscis

 * "I ALWAYS eat my vegetables."

Chomp

 * "Workin’ on a chain gang."

Chained Kong

 * "A tad warm, isn’t it?!"

Chester

 * "I love my job!♥"

Chewy

 * "I’m just a fresh flower."

Chomp Chomp

 * "Hey, let’s PLAY!"

Chow

 * "Hey, I fought you already!"

Clerk

 * "10 years I’ve been here!"

Cloaker

 * "I love cold hard steel!"
 * "I can’t think straight!"

Cluster

 * "I’ll psyche you out!"

Corkpedite

 * "Off! FORGET IT!"
 * "Off! FORGET IT!"

Count Down

 * "We’re into overtime!"

Croco

 * "Gosh, I’m good!"
 * "Ohh! I’m good!"

Crook

 * "You can’t run away! Ha!"

Crusty

 * "Look at THIS!"

Culex

 * "A little off, eh?"

Czar Dragon

 * "Flamin’ hot, right at ya!"

Ding-A-Ling

 * "Wake up sleepy heads!"

Director

 * "I just lost EVERYTHING."

Domino

 * "MAGIC! DEAL with it!"
 * "Sh...sho...shocked!"

Doppel

 * "This’s been a bad year!"

Dry Bones

 * "I’m sick of gettin’ hit!"

Earth Crystal

 * "I hate being awakened."

Enigma

 * "Gather around! Watch it!"

Exor

 * "I’ve got an astigmatism!"
 * "I can’t see a thing!"
 * "I’m so utterly alone..."
 * "Gotta mow the lawn soon."

Fautso

 * "Thanks to you I’m free!"

Fink Flower

 * "Gimme your best shot!"

Fire Crystal

 * "I gotta vacuum tonight!"

Fireball

 * "Blurb blurb blurb..."

Forkies

 * "Shikashikashika!"

Formless

 * "I have a secret!"

Frogog

 * "This bright sunlight better not fry me!"

Geckit

 * "Geck...geck...GOCK?"

Gecko

 * "Red? What about Green?"

Glum Reaper

 * "Comin’ through..."

Goby

 * "Blub blub blub..."

Goomba

 * "Goomba gumba...phew!"

Goombette

 * "Me speak soft, BIG STICK!"

Gorgon

 * "I just wanna go home."

Greaper

 * "Any reaping to be done?"

Gu Goomba

 * "Hey, maybe I CAN win!"

Guerilla

 * "Don’t confuse me with someone else!"

Hammer Bro

 * "I love my hammer!"

Heavy Troopa

 * "I’ll make ya beautiful!"

Helio

 * "I’m burnin’ up inside!"

Hidon

 * "You wanna run, huh?!"

Hippopo

 * "This is a drag..."

Hobgoblin

 * "Havin’ a blast today!"

Jabit

 * "This is the pits!"

Jagger

 * "Oh! I’m so excited!"

Jawful

 * "Huh?"

Jester

 * "I’ve failed my King..."

Jinx

 * "You’re just a beginner!"
 * "Sympathy!? Not from me!"
 * "Ooh! I’m gonna hurt ya!"

Jinx Clone

 * "I’m the REAL thing!"

Jonathan Jones

 * "Whoa! It’s all over."

K-9

 * "May I take a BITE?"

King Bomb

 * "I LIVE to explode!"

Lakitu

 * "Why do people hate me?"

Leuko

 * "Floating’s a bad habit."

Li'l Boo

 * "Beep pa doodle-dee!♪"

Mack

 * "Boing, boing, boing."
 * "Mario! I’m BAAAAAAAACK!"

Mad Mallet

 * "Work, work, work..."

Magmite

 * "Got a thorn in my foot."

Magmus

 * "Clobber me for good life!"

Malakoopa

 * "Just call me “General!”"

Magikoopa

 * "that’s...my child?"

Manager

 * "25 years of working, sigh."

Mastadoom

 * "Phew, I’m FREEZING.."

Megasmilax

 * "I was a water baby!"

Microbomb

 * "Small is as small does."

Mokura

 * "Mwa ha ha..."

Mr. Kipper

 * "I’m a fresh little fish."

Muckle

 * "Gotta know your limits."

Mukumuku

 * "Ya trying to bug me?!"

Ninja

 * "Wooo HOOO! I’m a FOO!"

Octovader

 * "I’m a part-time typist!"

Oerlikon

 * "I live to eat."

Orb User

 * "I hate Kinklinks!"

Orbison

 * "Don’t jump on me!"

Pandorite

 * "I’m trying to sleep, OK?"

Pinwheel

 * "What a day it’s been..."

Piranha Plant

 * "Pretty boring nowadays."

Pounder

 * "Wham bam SLAM!"

Poundette

 * "Love conquers ALL."

Pulsar

 * "I’m a mini-pulsar."

Punchinello

 * "Yeeha! I see we’re already famous!"

Puppox

 * "What does it all MEAN?"

Pyrosphere

 * "Vroom, VROOM!!"

Raspberry

 * "Congratulations."

Rat Funk

 * "Squeek, squeek..."

Reacher

 * "Hope you’ll stay close."

Remo Con

 * "The world is history."

Ribbite

 * "My dad says, “Hello.”"

Rob-omb

 * "Disappear? Maybe later!"

Sackit

 * "This is just how I am."

Shadow

 * "You’re a model, right?"

Shaman

 * "I’m losing this fight!"

Shelly

 * "Play with me!"

Shogun

 * "Do as you like."

Shy Away

 * "La dee da~ Ha ha!"

Shy Ranger

 * "Transmitting Information. Over and out."

Shyper

 * "Ooh! This'll be fun!"

Shyster

 * "Boing, boing, boing."

Sky Troopa

 * "What a gorgeous day!"

Sling Shy

 * "Hear my song."

Smelter

 * "I brush after each meal!"

Smilax

 * "Turn your eyes!"

Smithy

 * "Eh?! Not bad!"
 * "What a heavy head!"
 * "This isn’t good at all!"
 * "Good magic, bad defense."
 * "Nothin’ can hurt me!"
 * "Don’t shock me! DON’T!"
 * "What’s hidden inside?!"

Snapdragon

 * "I did a lot in my youth."

Sparky

 * "Fire EVERYWHERE!"

Spikester

 * "Why, you’re AFRAID of me!"

Spikey

 * "Just try and jump on me!"

Spinthra

 * "Oh! I’m gonna poison ya!"

Spookum

 * "Que pasa?"

Springer

 * "What’s going on here?"

Star Cruster

 * "I’M NOT A CRAB!!"

Starslap

 * "They think I’m goofy..."

Stinger

 * "Strike the pose!"

Straw Head

 * "Gotta press this shirt!"

Stumpet

 * "Express Yourself!"

Terra Cotta

 * "Oh, Mr.Bowser"

Terrapin

 * "Yo! What’s going on?"

Torte

 * "Cake! Vatch zee CAKE."

Tub-O-Troopa

 * "My shell’s shot!"

Valentina

 * "I tell ya, he’s NOTHING!"

Vomer

 * "Nobody, NOBODY likes me."

Water Crystal

 * "Get me back underground!"

Wind Crystal

 * "Whhhhhhooooo..."

Yaridovich

 * "My promotion’s at stake!"
 * "I’m not the real McCoy!"

Zeostar

 * "Oh, I can’t stand him!"

Zombone

 * "Hey! We’re not done yet!"