MarioWiki:BJAODN

The Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense Archive is the MarioWiki daring very very much, archive that is especially special and has lots of controversial controversy! It's purpose? To have bad word documented, the most silly and dum word in the wold!

On a more serious note, the archive was created as a way of storing vandalism and general poor writing that users consider to be humorous. The archive is open for anyone to edit, as long as the added content answers one golden criteria: It must be funny.

Before you edit, please read these few rules:


 * This is not a general vandalism archive. It is true that what may be considered "humorous" depends of opinions, but common sense should play a part here. The Mario page being replaced with something along the lines of "MARIO IS A (insert swear word here)" is not funny, it's stupid and obnoxious. Use your brain! Also, only articles and "joke" proposals are allowed in the archive. No user talk or any other namespaces.
 * In no way there should be an edit war about removing a specific section. As said earlier, everyone has different criteria for what is humorous. However, there is an exception: If something you wrote happens to be archived, you can remove it if you find it offending. However, you shouldn't be offended about something you wrote being archived. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and besides, we are laughing at the writing itself, not the writer.
 * Also, newbie bashing is not tolerated. There is a difference between poorly written articles newbies are susceptible to making and something so cretinous and devoid of information that you become suspicious of the sanity of the writer. We only accept the later variety.

Here's a few tips for organizing the page:
 * The entries should be placed in alphabetical order.
 * Entries that have obviously bogus Red Links should be ideally replaced with ,
 * Commentaries by users are allowed, but they should be either a witty joke on the entry or an explanation. Something among the line of "LOL THIS IS FUNEE!" or "WTF IS DIZ?" add nothing to the page.
 * You don't need to ask in order to add an example.

Now, let the nonsense begin!

Airship
[...]Flying ships that are probably Airships will appear in the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy. A screenshot shows various Airships flying through space. It is unknown if these ships really are Airships or some other kind of flying ship.[...]

(So, are they airships or not?)

A Mario Halloween
It's Halloween. Mario and friends are thinking it's going to it's a scary night.Until the mummy of Toadsworth's brother returns to haunt the Living.

(Notice how it says it's going to be a scary night until the mummy appears).

Apple
Once again, wrong wiki

Attack of the People Named Nicole Mills
The movie stars Jen Taylor, Charles Martinet, Nicole Mills,, and Bob Hoskins.

Baby Birdo
Baby Birdo is the baby form of Birdo. Baby Birdo has yet to appear in any Mario games. She is one of the only babies not to be a star child. She looks extremely similar to her older self, except for her personal bow. A photograph of the current appearance of Baby Birdo.

Games starred in:
None

Baby on Wii
['nuff said]

Baby toad
Baby Toad is a little Toad. He always sleeping and he love Mario

(Comment Am I the only user who's seen "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel" from the Mario Bros. 3 show?-user:Yoshitheawesome)

(The "Baby Toad" is just a Mini Mushroom and the body of an official artwork Toad from Super Mario Sunshine-User:Supamari0bro)

Baby waluigi
Baby Waluigi

("If anyone needs any help after seeing this image, I know a good therapist." )

Beezo
Beezos are a sub-species of Shy Guys that first appear in Super Mario Bros. 2. These types of species appear to have tridents armed as weapons. In addition to their physical appearance, they also have wings on their back; capable of flying.

Beezos attack by flying towards Mario or one of his friends using their pitchfork and then get within contact towards the character. They normally appear in packs as they proceed to attack the character that was played by the player. Beezos in packs endlessly appear on the screen; they won’t leave the character alone until the character leaves the current level the player is currently playing in.

To defeat them, there are two methods of basic defeating. The players can use the Vegetables that appeared growing in the ground or other throwable objects and throw it to one of them. Sadly, more and more Beezos will endlessly arrive by proceeding to attack the character. Another method is by first simply jumping on one of them, pick up the unit that the character is standing on and can throw it towards another Beezo.

Beezos reappear in Super Mario Advance, as the same attack methods exist being used. During gameplay, if the player defeats a single Beezo, the player acquires 4000 points total.

A similar species called a Shy Away appears in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.

Appearances In Other Media Cartoons

Beezos made several appearances on The Super Mario Bros Super Show!, usually serving as guards.

Trivia
 * Beezos are found in two colors: red and pink (in newer versions they are pink and brown).
 * In Luigi's Mansion, Beezos are referenced by Shy Guy ghosts that could levitate and were armed with a pitchfork.

Bellum
Bellum is the final boss in the game Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass. He has three forms: regular Bellum, Bellum ghost ship, and Bellum possesing Linebeck!

(You got to be kidding!!! This is the Super Mario Wiki for crying out loud!!! --

Super Mario Bros. movie
In a recent interview with Mark McCoy, designer of the movie, McCoy released an early script of the movie-the original script was much different from the one that remained. The unsued script has a character known as Doug that doesn't make the final cut and the scene where Mario and Luigi meet Dasy was changed.

Big Bob Omb
[...]Strangely, the cannonballs in Super Mario 64 looked just like him, only without any features except the body.[...]

Big Bungee Piranha's Lair
this is the level of the big bungee piranha this level is in a sweter like that form navel piranha

BJAODN Rules

 * Also, newbie bashing is not tolerated. There is a difference between poorly written articles newbies are susceptible to makeing and something so cretinous and devoid of information that you become suspicious of the sanity of the writer.  We only accept the later variety.

(A typo in the rules for a page about bad writing? That's just... sad. And ironic. - )
 * (Actually, the original version of the rules had even more grammar mistakes¸... I wrote those. --Blitzwing 08:45, 23 December 2008 (EST))
 * (Yeah, I wrote that. Whoops. In my defense though, it certainly made more sense than what was there before; -- Twentytwofiftyseven 14:27, 23 December 2008 (EST))


 * Also, newbie bashing is not tolerated, there is a difference between poor articles newbie are susceptible to make and something so cretinous and devoid of information enough to makes you suspecting of the sanity of the writer: We only accept the later variety.

(Also, this.)


 * Entries that have obliviously bogus Red Links should be ideally replaced with ,

Blue Shell
The Blue Shell (AKA: Flying Spiny Shell, Flying Wonder, Blue Demon, etc...) Is a variety of shell that appears in Mario Kart series. Upon being shot, it chases after the kart whom is first place to kick character's ass and lose time to that character to win the race.

WARNING: Don't use Blue Shells in first place, or you'll pay...

(I'll keep that last point in mind. )

("I used the Blue Shell in first place. I got bombed. It was awesome." )

Boing! (WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!)
Boing! is one of the Microgames in the Sports folder in WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

(That is a screenshot of Donkey Kong Country!!! )

Boo
[...]booes are scared of themselves when they look in a mirror.[...]

Boom Blox
Boom Blox is a game based on puzzels like Mario Picross and Mario Picross 2.The only thing is,you have to break certain blox to beat the level.So it's also challenging.

Here's what wikipedia has to say. 

Wikipedia the free encyclopedia's turn to speak
-BOOM BLOX- Boom Blox is a puzzle video game for Wii and mobile devices developed by EA Los Angeles in conjunction with film director Steven Spielberg. The game was released on May 6, 2008, in North America and on May 9, 2008, in Europe.

The game presents a series of physics-based puzzles, the objective being either to keep structures made of blocks from being knocked down or to knock them over by various means, using the Wii Remote to throw, shoot, and grab at the blocks. Boom Blox features a realistic physics system; the angle at which a projectile is launched and how fast it is thrown as well as the mass of the projectile and the type of blocks it comes into contact with influence the results of an action.

The game has over 300 single-player levels as well as over 100 cooperative and competitive multiplayer levels.Additionally, there is a mode that allows players to create their own levels and share them with people added to their Friend Code list via WiiConnect24.

Boom Blox has been described as Jenga meets Tetris Blast, Breakout, Duck Hunt, and Legos.Gameplay emphasises reflexes, dexterity, and problem-solving skills.It features a physics model that ensures the blocks collapse realistically,and also measures the velocity at which an object is thrown, recognising three distinct speeds.In the game, players use the Wii Remote to manipulate bowling balls, baseballs, laser guns, and water hoses in order to knock over structures made of blocks.Alternately, they use the Wii Remote to grab blocks in Jenga-style gameplay, taking care to remove a minimum number of blocks without toppling the precariously stacked tower.

There are different kinds of blocks in the game, such as gem blocks, blocks with point values attached, explosive blocks that detonate on contact, vanishing blocks that disappear when struck, chemical blocks that explode in a chemical reaction when they come into contact with each other, wood blocks, and steel blocks.Just as the type of blocks with which the player must contend changes as the player progresses, so do the tactics for completing the level. The player might have to avoid letting blocks with negative point values attached fall while destroying blocks with positive point values attached. In another level, the player might have to set off a series of explosions and domino reactions that target a structure's weak point or ricochet shots off multiple structures in order to destroy the blocks, all with a limited number of projectiles.Different types of blocks possess different physical properties; their mass and the amount of friction they exert alter the way they will respond to contact.

Adventure and Explore modes The Adventure and Explore modes are the single-player portion of Boom Blox, constituting over 300 levels.As the player progresses, he or she is challenged with time limits or a limited number of projectiles with which to complete the levels.Each level also challenges the player to get a gold medal, though achieving a bronze medal is all that is required to reach the next level.

Adventure mode is story-based and offers character-driven scenarios that involve defending forts or the various domino-shaped characters from enemy attacks and guiding these characters by clearing the path in front of them as they walk. Explore mode presents puzzle-based objectives that focus on different groups of skills,allowing the player to discover the basic mechanics of the game.

Party mode In addition to single player, there are also over 100 cooperative and competitive multiplayer levels available in Party mode that can be played by up to four people on one screen, by taking turns, and on a split screen.Cooperative play involves destroying or building structures together with friends and family while competitive play involves playing against others to accumulate the highest scores by destroying blocks with positive point values attached or attacking the opponent's castle to destroy their gem blocks within.

Create mode Create mode is a built-in level editor that can be used to create or modify multiplayer and single-player levels. These levels are designed using different types of blocks unlocked by playing through the single-player Explore mode. The player can alter the size, height, and width of the blocks, clone them, and assign them attributes such as point value or type.Then, the user-created levels can be played or sent to people added to the player's Friend Code list via WiiConnect24.

Development In 2005, it was announced that Steven Spielberg and Electronic Arts would be collaborating to create three new video game titles.Many were surprised when, in July, 2007, EA announced that their first collaboration of the three would be Boom Blox, a puzzle game for Wii.Spielberg explained the unexpected choice, stating that "I really wanted to create a video game that I could play with my kids."

Initially, the game was to support headtracking: the repositioning of the virtual in-game camera in relation to player's position in the room. The feature, which was to require two Wii Remotes and an LED headset, was to be included as an easter egg.However, on April 15, 2008, EA announced that the headtracking feature had been cut from the game.

During development, the focus was on creating a video game specifically for Wii, but senior producer Amir Rahimi has indicated the that Boom Blox may be ported to other consoles in the future.

Brobot L-Type
[...]Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64. [...]

Buzzy beetle shell
A Buzzy Beetle shell is basically the small shell worn by buzzy beetles. In first appeared in Super Mario Bros. where it was always worn by Buzzy Beetles. It was greenish if they appeared in caves, and black if they were in the sun. The Buzzy beetle shell has, so far, always been seen worn by Buzzy Beetles.

(Who exactly wears these mysterious shells?)

Can't figure out how to download an icon (help don't help me)
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Cheep-Cheep
(Spot the error)

Condor
Go to Klepto for more info.

The Dinosaurs
[...]The Dinosaurs are a group of, as the name indicates,inhabiting Diamond City[...]

(It should be noted that, unlike what the article says, the Dinosaurs are not prehistoric monsters; They are a Pizza chain.)

Dodo
[...]However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss. [...]

(This is a wiki about the Mario series, not a repository of health advices for fictional characters.)

Donkey Kong GBA
Donkey Kong Game boy Advance is only for the GBA and the NES. There are 3 level's in the GBA version.[...]

Talk: Dr. Tornado
Is this still a stub? the secret to the universe: a Wii.

Ok, I'm removing the Stub. any objections? oh yeah, do we have any pics of it?

No pics, i put a request in the trouble center though. Isyou 16:04, 7 March 2007 (EST)

So... stub? I think it's good. Mario Tornado is about as long, maybe shorter.

Dr. Tornado article is longer.

This .gif will have to do until we get a picture.

What? Why Merge? two different moves!

Do we merge Tannoki Mario and Cape Mario? 8) They work the same. seriously, this deserves an article!

Yeah, I am sorry I just realized that it is an official name. But the gif has to go its unofficial. Also, have you been talking to yourself? 17:46, 7 March 2007 (EST)

Dry Bowser
[...]This may be because his transformation pushed his anger and hatred of Mario to the extremes, possibly completely corrupting himself. In other words, Bowser's mean to the bone.[...]

(Like I haven't heard that one before. )

Flagman DD
 This article or section is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed. To see the Flagman DD minigame click here.

(That was the whole article. Yeah.)

Flame Runner
[...]It is, as the name suggests, a bike resembling Bowser. It is very fast, but its handling is poor and its acceleration sucks (The Flame Flyer's is worse, however).[...]

Fly (Charizard)
The same as kirby's iflate.

("Does Kirby have an iPod as well as an iFlate?" )

Good Egg Galaxy
[...]good egg galaxy is the place where the ops who wont ban me for spamming chat's decapited heads lie on stakes[...]

Goomba
[...]No one ever knew but the goomba's where hiding a secret identity. You may know and love these mushrooms as goombas but they are really called Jimmy!!! Jimmy is a common name for a retard but if you have ever [played mario superstar baseball, jimmy runs super fast and is not that smart for wearing two shoes on one foot. So that is how he got the name jimmy.Now,you all must think that Jimmys live in the Mushroom Kingdom but that is so fake!!Jimmys are very poor and live in boxes on the streets on Mushroom Kingdom.They are drug-atics and they sell drugs in their boxes.Well,now i hope you know the real story of the goombas(Jimmy)[...]

(And I suppose Dry Bones is really called Peter. Pikax)

Grabby Gridiron
At the end of the mini-game, the winning team wins while the other team is sad that they lost the game.[...]

(I didn't know that you win when you win! To keep on that point, teams are sad when they lose?!?!?!?!) -Ralphfan

Harry Blackstone Jr.
Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!.[...]

How to Draw Nintendo Heroes and villains 2
How to Draw Nintendo Heroes and Villains 2 This is the second one of the series so it has more pictures of charecters but more than the last and its missing some from the last.

New charecters this includes:

Fox Mcloud

Slippy Toad

Falco Lambirdi

Samus Aran

Toon Link (Instead of Link)

Toon Zelda

Toon Ganandorf

(Um...this was obviously a bad case of a lack of experience...my pet cat could do better.

The Impossible? maze
[...]The Impossible? Maze is the 4th extra level of Super Mario Advance 3:Yoshi's island. It,obviously,seems impossible-however it IS possible, no doubt.[...]

("Uh, yeah..." - User:Time Q)

("Wow, it is possible to beat it? I hate false advertisement." )

In The Clouds
in the clouds is a level in yoshi's island ds. it has many enimies and here are some:

flip guy mufti guy pihranha plants lakuitus sluggers spineys

where you start of you go to the first cloud. it would be quite usefull to use peach. bounce up the clouds to get to the moving cloud with the dots. once you jump on it, you will be moved up to the first flower.when it is about to go of the edge, jump right on the cloud in bettween the two cloud drops.jump that cloud onto the second cloud then keep jumping on the clouds. when on the last cloud where you cant see any more, flutter jump on forward to get onto a big cloud with a flip guy and a cloud above you. jump onto the cloud with dotted lines coming out of the cloud shaping a hook. jump down to the cloud in bettween the cloud your on and the cloud next to it and jump up to the cloud above then jump of that cloud onto the cloud at the top and jump up that cloud to see a cloud with arrows pointing right. continue on. now it gets tricky.get onto the first cloud circling around and then get onto the cloud that goes up the big 's' infront of you. when at the top, you wait till the cloud circling gets to a point where you can get on it. then once it gets to the backwards 's' you either jump onto the cloud that is availible or flutter down the 's' till you get onto that cloud (depends on timing). after that there is a cloud on yet another backwards 's' that always meets with your cloud. when you get to this point jump onto the cloud. after that you then meet another circling cloud and you flutter onto it. you then meet another cloud that will follow the dotted line. jump on it. once you get to the curve at the top, quickly jump of onto the small cloud and bounce onto the bigger cloud you will see an arrow in the sky. follow that way. if you have dk then you can explore around that part but if not then ignore it. keep following the arrows in the sky.once you get to the end of the bouncy clouds then you need to bounce up to the cloud following the dotted lines. heads up for the cloud drop that id above the dotted lines. once you get off the cloud you follow the arrows to the next area. continue on and get the middle ring. jump on to the cloud with the three coins. then you jump on the mufti guy (shy guy in a bunch of flowers) or hit him with an egg (if you have any...) to get him into the museum. then jump on to the bouncy cloud to get to the cloud with an arrow on it. this part is harsh. jump on to the fickle blocks and hit the switch and jump onto the 3 fickle blocks. jump onto the top and jump at the switch andgo onto the flip side. jump to the next 3 fickle blocks. keep going till you reach the next set and hit the switch to get onto the next set. then hit the switch to flip them and there will be loads of fickle blocks to stand on. jump and in mid-air hit the switch do the same again and get on to the next set of fickles where there is an arrow pointing at the switch. set your egg to hit the block and flutter towards the outlined blocks while hitting the block (try and calculate how to do this). when you got to the last two fickle blocks, hit the piranha plant with an egg (or jump over it and hit the middle ring to get an extra star!!!). continue on.this is much harder when it is in the moon light with the screen moving you forward while dropping down holes with lakuitus throwing spineys at you!!! 'course it wont afect me because i have 381 lives!!! anyway moving on. just keep to the screen and jump across the clouds to safety. don't worry about the falling seeds they can only hurt you if they hit you. lakuitus are easy to avoid as well. if you have made it of the bouncy clouds you will find a stork stop. change to peach if you havn't already. get to the point with the circle-moving cloud. look in front- there is a slugger (batsman). slam down on him to defeat him. keep going along the clouds kill the third slugger and don't worry about the piranha plant (unless you are realy dum and decided to go under the cloud!!). He can't hurt you. jump of that cloud and jump onto the bouncy cloud. bounce up to the next bouncy cloud. then jump onto the cloud that goes up and down. jump onto the next cloud (at this point it gets faster!!). make your way across the clouds and when you get to the cloud with the last flower above it, it gets slower! now if you are dk the you can get the character coin and jump over the piranha. if not, then hit the pirahna with an egg. if no eggs the you will have a lucky jump over it!!! well we made it to the finish!!!!

(It should be noted that this article was so bad that a proposal was created because of it.)

("i dont get whats wrong teh grammer is fin" )

Isaac Newton
Wrong wiki.

("We're not Wikipedia." Grapes)

Klepto
(On March 30th 2008, the content on the Klepto page was replaced with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about Infocom, a well-know publisher of Interactive fictions games. The vandalism was reverted nine hours after it was made, but the vandal soon struck back and replaced the content with that of another Wikipedia page, this time the article about the Star Wars character Jango Fett. Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, those revisions aren't directly archived on BJAODN.)

King Boo
[...]Apparently wearing a small crown is enough to make you king, but ones from Burger King aren't enough to make your girlfriend call you her majesty. I suppose that's another story.[...]

Koopaling
[...] How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World. [...]

("Sickest Typo I ever saw." - User:Sir Grodus)

("Actually, this is misleading, but correct. The first definition of intercourse in the third edition of the Collins English Dictionary is "communication or exchange between individuals; mutual dealings." Still, don't do this." —User:Soler.)

Koopa Troop
[...]According to Kammy Koopa in Paper Mario, the motive for the clan is to have revenge against all who have treated Koopas poorly. However, most of their clear goals some based entirely on Bowser's own interest.[...]

Korto
"Who rules, Korto rules"

- Mario Kart

Korto Momolou is an African American fashion designer. Her character appeared in Mario Kart Wii. Her character is believed to be one of Peach and Daisy's High school friends. In Mario Kart Wii, she made history as Nintendo's first black character. She is noted for her afro. It is belived that she will only be a kart character or she'll appear in one of the super smash bros games.

(That description reminds me of the 70's)

((This article had the Featured Article template on it)

Krazy Kremland
[...]Along with being rundown another negative feature about this B-class amusement park (bemusement park?) is that it is built on a swamp filled with critters and bramble vines[...]

("Wtf is THAT!? o_O") – Stooben Rooben

(...wtf? what type of name is a bemusement park wtf... wtf is that wtf.... wtf thats ugly.) – Super-Yoshi

(X_x What.. the.. heck. We have some sickos here. Grapes)

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is a game where Link must save the s from the

Life Shroom
[...]The simplest items in the game can make Life Shrooms, so Mario should stock up on the useless flora because they'll pay off later. [...]

Light Breeze
[...]To make wind, press L, R, L, R, L and so on.[...]

("Obviously a reference to 'passing gas'". - Stooben Rooben)

("What the...?". - User:Pink Boozooka)

List of Glitches
[...]In the end of a swiming levels there's a space, about the size of a block, above the Warp Pipe that leads to the exit. If the player crotches with while being Super Mario then swims into the space, while still crocthing, Mario should walk backwards and get stuck in the far right of the wall. After pulling off this glitch, it is impossible to move. This glitch is fixed in the All-Stars version, the space directly above the Warp Pipe has been filled up with a block here.[...]

(Uhh... No comment. Fly Guy 2)

Lucas
[...]Lucas may be related to Snufit Ball, as the first part of the names start with the "oo" sound. Whether Miyamoto planned this, or if it is just a weird coincidence.[...]

(I lol'd so much )

Luigi
[...] ...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario. [...]

[...]When Luigi uses his Final Smash, the Negative Zone, it sounds like Luigi says, "hell". This may be one hint that Luigi has a really depressing life. [...]

[...] Toad had really good terms with Luigi for a very long time. He gives him special items in Luigi's Mansion. Luigi and Toadette are actually secretly dating.[...]

Madden
Madden is a game not in the mario sieries that is football made by EA sports.

Make a website
In Super Smash Bros. Brawl there is a certain thing called The Subspace Emmisarry. There is millions of levels and duke it out with Mario,Link,Kirby & the others. The first stage is called Walktrough. You brawl it with Mario,Peach,Zelda & Kirby. The first battle in the subspace emmisarry pits Mario & Kirby. You have a selection between them. It is just a standard stock battle with one life. Defeat Kirby or Mario. Then select between an order between Mario,Peach,Zelda and Kirby to battle the primids and other weak enimies (Later you find very hard ones). Then Mario gets shot by a bullet. The Ancient Minister comes down and reveals a subspace bomb. Instantlly Zelda & Peach get trapped in cages with the unloved boss from 2002. You must hit one of the cages with Kirby. Once you have defeated ,Wario comes from above. The cage you didn't choose will be shot by a Dark Cannon and Wario will take the trophy he shot and go back up. By this time the Bomb was at 8 seconds left. Kirby and eathier princess will survive by Kirby's warpstar. You then go onto the next level

("And how is this showing us to make a website!" Ambidextria)

Mama mia
Mama mia is one of mario,s many popular lines in the video games. other characters such as Luigi, Peach, and Wario.

trivia

 * Due to the fact that the Shroob invasion is not remembered by any characters, even Toadsworth, the invasion may not have actually been intended to happen in the past. Since E. Gadd's memory was actually rearranged by the events taking place in the past, the Shroobs may have actually been attacking the present, but been sent to the past by the time holes made by E. Gadd's time machine.

(I thought no one would put this here when I found it, but to my surprise, it was! :) Plus, the Time Holes didn't show up until the time machine came back with a shroob from the invasion in it.-Sonic64)

Mario
..."Mario claimed in "Plumbers Academy," Mario claimed that he was born with a plunger in his hand"...

("So he clamined that he clamined he was born with a plunger in his hand?" - )

Mario (Species)
Mario (species)

Marios are identical mustachioed human race who love to play with each other, or any Nintendo characters including the real Mario. They first appear in the upcoming game called, Mario's Mirror Mania where he is divided into eight of them with many colors.

Biology

A Mario's best feature is his moustache, which keeps him cute and playful. While playing with him, you'll pull his moustache, stretch it back and let it go to drive him nuts. Just like Mario, his species use to jump, run, slide and kick their way. They probably hug and take care of each other while they have white gloves, along with their color. Marios also have eyes, these are related to Mario's. He himself has blue, and the others' have different colored, except for the others in Super Smash Bros Brawl.



Outfit Pigment

The color of their hat and shirt can be anything, even black and white. They can change their color by grabbing a fireflower, and yet their colors are related to Yoshis or the Neopets from the Neopets website. In the Super Smash Bros series, a player changes one of a Mario's five or six colors when they chose him. In the upcoming game Mario's Mirror Mania, Marios had abilities depending on their color and Mirror Mushrooms. If a Pink Mario gets a Mirror Mushroom, it could hurl love-hearts at foes. If a Green Mario gets a Mirror Mushroom, it could use earthquake. Their overalls' color is in conjuction with their clothes, except their pair of brown shoes; a red Mario has blue overalls, a blue Mario has pink overalls, ect.

(Dispite the whole fakeness of the article, it sounds like an april fools joke because it's just so well put together ~MC Hammer Bro.)

(Something tells me this was originally from Uniju.com

Mario Bros. (Stage)
It's a brawl stage.

(Very informative. - NOT!)

Mario Circuit
[...]PCB80C31BH4-24WP DATA SHEET DESCRIPTION The Philips 80C31/80C51/87C51 is a high-performance microcontroller fabricated with Philips high-density CMOS technology. The CMOS 8XC51 is functionally compatible with the NMOS 8031/8051 microcontrollers. The Philips CMOS technology combines the high speed and density characteristics of HMOS with the low power attributes of CMOS. Philips epitaxial substrate minimizes latch-up sensitivity. The 8XC51 contains a 4k × 8 ROM (80C51) EPROM (87C51), a 128 × 8 RAM, 32 I/O lines, two 16-bit counter/timers, a five-source, two-priority level nested interrupt structure, a serial I/O port for either multi-processor communications, I/O expansion or full duplex UART, and on-chip oscillator and clock circuits.

In addition, the device has two software selectable modes of power reduction—idle mode and power-down mode. The idle mode freezes the CPU while allowing the RAM, timers, serial port, and interrupt system to continue functioning. The power-down mode saves the RAM contents but freezes the oscillator, causing all other chip functions to be inoperative. PDF DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT:[url=http://www.chinaicmart.com/suppliers/764/PCB80C31BH4-24WP.html]PCB80C31BH4-24WP[/url][...]

Mario Finale
[...] The move is an original one,based on a move in Super Mario RPG, by his Ultra Flame attack.

(.......................! - - )

Mistake
[...]In gact, upon using the item, the animation is the exact same as one; including the last sheep*.
 * This link brings you to the Sammer Guy of the same name.

Mario Golf:Toadstool Tour
[...]The Bob-omb explodes on Wario and Waluigi and creates an explosion.[...]

(Orly?)

Mario Kart: Dash to the Max
One of the sequels of the Mario Kart series. Mario Kart: Dash to the Max is a game of speed, skill, and knowledge.

COURSES:

Some of these courses are owned by the Mario characters. Mario Kart: DTTM is a game of trials and grand prixs.

Mario Circuit Luigi's Mansion Peach Plaza Mushroom Village Yoshi Canyon DK Mountains Wario Ruins Bowser Colloseum Baby Mario Dome Daisy Gardens

UNLOCKABLE:

Mushroom Streets Waluigi Mines Bowser Jr. Plateaus Mushroom Kingdom Stardom Fortress

CHARACTERS

The featured characters may have appeared in other series, some may haven't appeared as main drivers.

CHARACTERS

Mario Luigi Peach Toad Bowser Bowser Jr. Yoshi Baby Mario Daisy Donkey Kong Diddy Kong Wario Waluigi Boo Koopa Troopa

UNLOCKABLE:

Baby Luigi Petey Pirahna Shy Guy Toadette Birdo

WI-FI

Wiggler Magikoopa Fly Guy

Mario Kart Wii
[How to unlock Adolf Hitler] [In order to unlock Adolf Hitler, you must first unlock every playable character, then beat 500 WFC Ghost races, beat 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and mirror and get a three-star ranking on all of them.

("Well, do we get Stalin too?" - )

MIPS

 * MIPS, Also looks very high in this picture. He may have had a bit too much to toke before getting himself lost in the Basement of princess peaches Castle.

("Or maybe he's just good friends with Tommy Chong? The world may never know." - )

MoonView Highway
The MoonView Highway is a highway from Princess Peach's Casthe to Rougeport. It has more than 30 Toll Plazas because Mushroom Kingdom has Lots of Tunnels to pass a lot of Mountains. Only rich persons in Mushroom Kingdon can pass the Highway Because some tunnels must paid more than 8 blue coins, aka $40; and some Cross boundry buses must pay more than $110, aka 22 blue coins. Becaust its length is longer than 200 kilometres, so you must go in some Petrol Stations along the Highway.link title

Dumb Proposal: Move the page "Moogle" to "Moofle"
Just come on guys. For far too long this grave inaccuracy has been pressed upon us. If I may gain the support of this community, I propose we move the page "Moogle" to the more accurate "Moofle". This will clearly not just be a boost to our website's accuracy and traffic ratings, with this measure in place we stand to have a whopping 25% increase in revenue and and the decreased overhead and operating costs will likely be so good as to increase our profit margin as much as 40%! It seems unbelievable but it is true. We could make thousands more than we currently do, and all for such a simple page. MarioWiki, I implore you. Save our Moofle! Save our money!

Proposer: Snack 19:17, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

Deadline: November 4th, 17:00

Support (By doing so you will uphold profit, humor, community values, and pie.)

 * 1) Snack 19:17, 27 October 2008 (EDT)
 * 2) TCY 19:23, 27 October 2008 (EDT)
 * 3)  Per Snack. This will be a great advancement.
 * 4)  Wtf I founded Moofle, I deserve credit :(
 * 5)  Um per all?
 * 6)  - It's about time we start thinking about how to make this site more financially profitable.

Oppose (By doing this you are a commanist fool. And a Moofle hater.)

 * 1) Aren't joke proposals OUTLAWED?
 * 2) 1337: Well if they are not then they HAVE to be.
 * 3) Just send it to the BJAODN.

Comments
AWESOME IDEA.

btw let's change this to the GI JOE EXTREME wiki. and make Pirate Goomba a fa. --Blitzwing 19:36, 27 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Might I suggest moving Snack to, Luigi to , and Mario to ?
 * hey everyone lets move User:Moogle and User:WikiGuest both to Moofle because I feel like it.
 * No u. 21:00, 27 October 2008 (EDT)

((Oh, sure, that's great. Snack makes a joke proposal and everyone plays along. I make a joke proposal and an argument breaks out with two users leaving the site. -- Ghost Jam))

N64
[...]The Controller is highly unique in the fact that it has three handles, instead of two as most controls(and most human beings' number of hands[...]

Nao Kimori/Sal Out'''
Nao Kimori/Sal Out

She appears in Wario Ware Touched and Twisted. If you don't know who she is, she is the girl who sings the background music of Mona's stages in Twisted, and Mike's Theme in Touched. Also, she appears in the unlockable video in Wario Ware Touched that is accessed by playing Touched with Twisted in the Game Boy Advance slot. Needless to say, she's the local idol singer, but beyond that, not much is known about her.

In Twisted, as I've already said, she appears between microgames. When you win, she cheers, and when you lose, she falls on her face as the song she sings distorts a little. She also appears several times in Mona's Cutscene.

Nao Kimori/Sal Out is a human.

Worlds
World 4: Tropical rain forest with intoxicated waters.

Enemies
("Emo." )

Definiton of 'Noob'
A noob is a 'newbie' at games, or at editing things on the Super Mario Wiki. They generally are very inactive, have cheap signatures, small pages, etc.

The current noobs on this Wiki are...

1. Hess

2.

3.

4.

5.

Add some noobs.

(LOL, I made that article - without expecting it to end up here! - Dom)

(After this was archived here, someone added himself to the list. )

Nosedozer
Nosedozers are simply damaging Bandineros. See Bandinero.

Nitro Honey Syrup
[...]Although Nitro Honey Syrup was never produced, recipes for it could apparently be found in the Ratooey Businessman's briefcase. Although it is, by normalcy, powerful enough to perform miraculous acts such as even raising the dead, Eat your heart out, Mrs. Butterworth.[...]

("What the heck where did Mrs Butterworth come from?" Grapes)

(This is a quote from the Nintendo Power guide of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door! .... but why the H did someone put it on the wiki?  Jaffffey

Old Man Skoo
[...]It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa. [...]

(Using this logic, King K. and King K. Rool may be related because they have similar names.)

Orange Yoshi
[...] |An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors. [...]

(It's interesting that Brown Yoshi was later merged with Orange Yoshi; according to some people, Orange and Brown are the same Yoshi color. -)

Peti pirhana
Peti is an Flower who is very good at being bad! He has recently appeared in mario strikers charged football. He is not a very nice flower because mario was not nice to him, that was when luigi turned against mario. He is rarely with maro now, he is with bowser!

Dumb Proposal:Pie for Everyone
By request of the creator, the infamous proposal is linked to rather than archived.

It should be noted that a "Pie Button" did manage to exist, although only very briefly.

Pirate Goomba
Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba.

(It should be noted that this line quickly became a running gag on the MarioWiki.)

Pirate Goombaa
Pirate Goombaa is an upgraded version of Pirate Goomba.

("Somehow, I doubt it." - )

("Yes, but it requires double-a batteries." - )

Power Blast
A move that lives up to its name,and if you get hit by it you'll go flying

Princess Daisy
[...]in Mario Kart Double Dash!! daisy shares with Princess Peach the heart  ability.it alows daisy to get any item that hits her kart!!!!!!![...]

("My excitement will likely give me a heart attack." )

Princess Peach
[...]((spoiler))

you may not know this but Rosalina is actually peach`s daughter in the story chapter the dream of rosalina`s story it shows peach as her mom so that clearly makes mario her dad. but she is not from the same timeline as it says the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way… So.. you’ll see.” to mario.[...]

Peach doesnt make sense in the Marioverse (Mickeyverse)
who was da dude who created Peach? she is nonsense and a VERY MINOR character. Rosalina should be in her place or maybe another princess... Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)
 * In the Mickeyverse, Peach is almost unknown, what makes her useless in this wiki. I would rather delete her article but i'm not a SySop.Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)

(...She's one of the four main characters...)

Puniper
[...]
 * The real game's tattle mispells "Puni" as "Puny".

(Did you write the game's tattle? &mdash; )

Rainbow Shell
"I'm Rainbow Shell, and I love Wendy!"

Spine Koopa, Super Mario Kworlds

Rainbow Shell is the tenth koopaling of Bowser's. He is a the only koopa with cruches. He has hair almost like Ludwig's, exept it has pointed edges. Rainbow Shell is in world eight with Bowser, his castle is Koopa Clown Car shaped at the bottom, and the top like the Reznor's fortress.

(Great, an article with bad grammer, about something that doesn't exist --)

Dumb Proposal:Remove Circuit City ads
I propose that we remove the Circuit City ads and replace them with Best Buy ads, because my uncle is the manager of a Best Buy location, and it kind of offends me that there are Curcuit City ads (this ISthe nephew of a Best Buy manager you're talking to).-

(This proposal was later removed by with the following statement: "Proposals like that are a NO. Talk to Porplemontage about them.")

Rey boo
Rey Boo seems a bit on Big Boo. He has his eyes are closed, but... he is lighter, and then he will again be the same color!

The R.O.B. Squad
These are enemies found in the Subspace Emissary also see Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The escort the [[Ancient Minister brings with him is a R.O.B squad?! There are some that fire beams and others that fire missiles.

There are other enemies that will appear and try to impede your progress. Good luck! Don’t lose! And don’t run away!

There are three types:
 * R.O.B. Sentry
 * R.O.B. Launcher
 * R.O.B. Blaster

(What a great strategy: Don't lose! I'll keep that in mind.)

Sammer Guy
Trivia:

Their name is a pun on Samuri, and Guy. They could be a spicies of Shy Guy they might have a mask on, because the bearded ones beards don't move when they talk. Possibally because the makers of Super Paper Mario can't do that.

(I found this on the Sammer Guy page - spicies LOL. and Samuri and Guy, LOL - )

(Can't let you do that, Makers of Super Paper Mario!)

Shy Guy
Yoshi is the main enemy of the Shy Guy clan. Yoshi has more abilities than an alone Shy Guy, making easy for him eat it and turning it in an egg. In the sports games, Shy Guy and Yoshi don't show any rivalry.

Mario is another Shy Guys's enemy. In Super Mario Bros. 2 Mario has to defeat the Shy Guy clan to defeat Wart. In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario (as Baby Mario) rides Yoshi and fight with the Bowser army (including Shy Guys) to rescue his brother Luigi (as Baby Luigi). Mario and Shy Guys's rivalry isn't too hard in recent games.

In many games Bowser is the leader of the Shy Guy clan. The Shy Guys work for Bowser trying to do bad things, but they aren't bad.

Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader.

(The humorous thing about this is that it's a relationship section about a species, but written like the Shy Guys were a single character. It would be like writing about the relation between various things Mario eat in the Paper Mario series.)

(At the end, it says "Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader." Who would declare Doki Doki Panic as a Mario game? )

Shyguys secret meeting Room
Shy guys rule: 1 Always be kind to your friends and family

2. Never give up

3. Never lie

4. Help others

5. Bee good

Smart toad
Smart Toad

Bio Smart toad is the smartest of toad out of princess peach's toads

Smash Planet
Smash Planet was a game originally going to be a game for the Nintendo Gamecube. It was announced at E3 2004 and an in issue of Nintendo Power in August 2005. Fans were waiting for the game but it never came. For unknown reasons it was announced cancelled. It's possibe that its elements went in for Super Smash Bros. Brawl because Wario and Ike were originally going to appear in Smash Planet and they're playabe characters in Brawl.

Snow Cap Galaxy
The Snow Cap Galaxy is a galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy. [...] Its always snowing on a planet, making it covered in a blanket of snow. Also, in the background, there is Aurora all over. [...] Here the player is able to use the Star Cursor to push the snow apart, revealing anything the snow hid. After you get all of the Star Bunnies you will then get the Power Star.

(You get a lot of bizarre topic jumping when people repeatedly "update" a page by lumping random facts in at the end. Twentytwofiftyseven)

Snufit Ball
A Snufit Ball is a small black orb that Snufits spit out of their tubular mouths at Mario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS. They can easily be avoided, but will hurt Mario by one damage point if he touches them.

Dumb Proposal: Snufit Ball
A few times ago, some user created an article about the Snufit Ball, a projectile thrown by the Snufit enemy in Super Mario 64, it was deleted on the ground that it was "too minor", however I think it should be recreated.

If we have an article on Cheese, we must also allow an article on Snufit Ball. Cheese affect gameplay by boosting the chances of seeing a rare enemy in Luigi's Mansion, Snufit Ball hurt Mario. They both affect Gameplay, they both exist in the Marioverse, they both must have an article.

Proposer:Blitzwing Deadline: January 24nd 17:00(EDT)

LET'S RECREATE SNUFIT BALL AGRESIVELLY

 * 1) --Blitzwing 17:58, 17 January 2008 (EST) Me is proposer, me gave reasons.
 * 2) True, this is a very minor proposal and is a minor projectile, Blitzwing does have a point.
 * 3) lolz. evan teh chezorz iz mur signifcant den dis, lulz.  Blitzwing: you have good integrity. :)

Comments
Can we somehow get that Snifit Ball in the same article? 00:42, 18 January 2008 (EST)
 * Actuaally, the Snifit Ball came before the Snufit Ball, so it would make sense to have Snufit Ball in the Snifit Ball article, but whatever. ALL HAIL SNUFIT BALL ALL HAIL SNUFIT BALL. --Blitzwing 06:50, 18 January 2008 (EST)
 * Now wait. Projecticles are still different from objects that can be activated, so the comparison with the Cheese article is quite unfitting. I vote for "Only when it gets over two lines of text". - 15:36, 18 January 2008 (EST)
 * Do Snifit Balls even have official names? 16:08, 18 January 2008 (EST)
 * No, but then again, Cheese wasn't named in it's Luigi Mansion appearance except in those unofficial player guide with dubious info. --Blitzwing 16:39, 18 January 2008 (EST)

Is this a serious proposal or a jab at the people who opposed deleting Cheese? >_>
 * Both. --Blitzwing 17:07, 18 January 2008 (EST)
 * The cheese article has a good length. Something that only consists of:

"A Snufit Ball is a small black orb that Snufits spit out of their tubular mouths at Mario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS. They can easily be avoided, but will hurt Mario by one damage point if he touches them."
 * does not qualify for an article. Not "affecting gameplay" is the ticket to an article, but rather whether the article can actually provide content. And as of now, you don't seem to get past the above version of it. - 17:11, 18 January 2008 (EST)

(Blitzwing later withdrawn the proposal when Cobold modificated "the awesome vote headers".)

(Also note that after this proposal was archived here, someone voted for it again. "Oh no" indeed)

Dumb Proposal: Someone help!
I need help with my comic project: comics N Gang and Club Nintendo.

(This was on the proposals page.)

Spiky paragoomba
Spiky Paragoomba, hmmmmmmm? Never heard of it. It doesn't exsist. But for the fun of it, I made a page for it. HP is 3 Attack is 5 and Defense is 2. Pretty cool huh?

("If it doesn't exsist how you get the image?" Grapes)

(It's called photoshop. Actually, that could've even been made in MSPaint.)

Sports games
A sports game is a game genre that is based on a Sport. Mario has appeared in a handful of Sports games. Some popular ones include the Mario Baseball series, the Mario Tennis series, and the Mario Golf series.

(LOL, how informative. &#124;)

Super Mario 64 (DS) quotes

 * Ironicly, King Boo did see them again, during the events of Luigi's Mansion

(And that's in the quote section because...?)

1 Player Luigi Game
1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi.

Super Mario Galaxy
[...]The player can shake the Wii Remote and make Mario perform a Star Spin. This can also be done by shaking the Nunchuck as it also has a motion sensor otherwise games like Wii sports boxing cannot be played.[...]

(Is that what that's for?)

Super Mario Galaxy 2
is coming out in october 1

Super Smash Bros. DS
Super Smash Bros. DS is an idea Masahiro Sakurai came up with in an interview about Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but is not an actual upcoming Smash Bros. game for the Nintendo DS, but it may become one. The Interview was with a magazine called Edge.

"Oh great, an article about an idea."

- User:Cobold

("Oh boy, kicking butt by scratching a screen with a plastic pen!")

Tentacle
Tentacles are what bloopers use to attack. Sometimes, the tentactles spray ink.

The Mario Car
The Mario car is a real-life car based on nintendo's mascot Mario.The theme of Mario is Mario Party.The lisence plate says:SGV-4765B (Morse Code for:Party Time) The car is in Singapore and I live in Canada.So I don't know much about this car.

("Oh, it's in Singapore! That's why I've never heard of it!" – )

(I don't think he even knows what Morse code is. :/ )

The Sweet Stuff
Aboard the Sweet Stuff
 * This is the tutorial

(Reading this, you wouldn't even know that the "Sweet Stuff" is a pirate ship.)

Tiptron MK. II
[...]His name is a reference to Custom Robo.[...]

(Is the real-world Panzer MK IV tank a reference to Custom Robom too?) (Same for Sonic Adventure's E-101 MK II?)

Toadette
[...] Toadette has many of the same personality traits as her brother, Toad. [...]

(Toad is not her brother. Lol. &#124;)

(That is not confirmed! <_<)

Toadsworth
[...]Toadette is of the same species as Toadsworth. [...]

(What a close relationship! O)

(I think it should also be noted that Toadette and Dr. Crygor have two feet. o:)

Torpedo Ted
[...]The Torpedo Ted was launched from offscreen, therefore, it's launcher was never shown....i hate my life[...]

("I'm sorry to hear that. Now go take your emoness elsewhere." Smashgoom202 )

(" Later that evening, the Torpedo Ted decided to cut himself. " )

Trial Stew
[...]Others use Sweet Treat or to bring their FP up[...]

Spot the error.

-Ralphfan (el t0rtuga)

Trophy Stand
[...] The more harder the difficulty level, the more Trophy Stands appear. Want a trophy? Extremly good brawler? Try Intense...if you dare!

(Worst lack of Wiki-writing skills ever... )

True Mimi
The True Mimi is a just a horrible,horrible monster.She appears in Super Paper Mario.The first meeting of the true Mimi is when the player is asked to sign a paper.If the player chose to sign or not Mimi will appear and turn into her spider like form.She will change in these steps.

1:At the start is already disgusting.She twists her head around so that her tie is at the top.

2:Her tie will flash.Then it will come off.

3:No more eyes for Mimi!One pony tail will come off.The other will stay and stick to 1 of her legs when they sprout.

She will also be seen when battling The Sammer Guys.Also she will be battled by Princess Peach near the destruction of all worlds.

Unique
means special

Ultra Hammer


(Spot the mistakes.)

Trivia

 * Unlike most Dry Bones, Vomers do not wear shoes (however, the Dry Bones of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars do not wear shoes either).

(Then what's the point of saying that...?)

Wario
In Mario Party 6, Wario and Toadette's team name is named Secret Friends. This may refer that Wario and Toadette were once friends, secretly.

A poopoo head jerk
(That was a header for a section)

Wario Land: Shake It!
[...] "So Wario is then shooten. When touching another Blast-O-Cannon when shooten will Wario enter in it, and the player can use the same controls as therefor." [...]

(He was shooten. Shooten. SHOOTEN!!?? )

(The English language is embarrassing. )

Wario's Poop
Wario's Poop is yellow and will appear in Mario Kart Wii and Wario Kart Superstarspeed

(The articles was then later recreated with the following content):

Is a player in Wario Kart Wiim he is yellow

("I wonder how well a pile of crap can drive." – )

Way Cool
[...]Some random people say, "Way Cool is way cool"[...]

("Really? I thought it was way awesome." – )

World 2-1 (NSMB)
world 2-1.

(Of course it is, but, what else is it?)

(You forgot to capitalize the "w". )

Wowser
Wowser is an expression Luigi uses in Mario Golf:Toadstool Tour example.

'Nice shot, Wowser!' which actually means, 'nice shot bowser!'

("Wowser..." – )

I don't speak Luigi. --