User:Toadetta

"Bring on the bad vibes!"

-Toadetta

That image is cute, right?

Hey there! I'm Toadetta (You can call me Etta, Great Barn Owl, S. L. Frownyface the Retired School Bully, or just simply Toadetta.) I'm named Toadetta because my favorite Mario character is Toadette but there's probably already a user called Toadette, so I just replaced the last e in Toadette with an A because nobody's ever done that before. About Me: I am female. I am in fifth grade, in the gifted class for high IQ. I wear a lot of black. At my school I am known for frowning in my school picture, searching up random images of Toads, and being the only person at the school who likes negativity. I own greatbarnowl.com, I made it with my dad when I was six. I haven't posted stuff on it in a few years. I have a little brother who likes to play games on his tablet, but he doesn't know what super mario wiki is. His birthday is on November 15. He was born in 2017. I was born in 2013, the year of Luigi.

I like to dress up as Luigi and make my brother dress up as Mario and then we pretend we are in a video game. I own 6 Toad toys (2 red Toads, 1 blue toad, 1 yellow toad, 1 Toadette, 1 green toad), a Mario toy, a Luigi toy, and 2 yoshi toys, a blue one and a green one driving a yellow Mario kart. My favorite color is blue. Black is not a color, it's a shade, so that's why I didn't say black was my favorite color. My least favorite color is pink because girls are stereotyped to love it and wear it all the time. If you look in my trash can you can see frilly pink girly stuff that is going to go in the garbage because I hate it. I want to be a graphic designer when I grow up.

Dreams about Mario that I had:

1. Somebody jumped down a Mario pipe and they were teleported into the Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker game. Then they fed Wingo a turnip and Wingo was defeated. Captain Toad gave them 1000 Coins. 2. I went to school and my classmates were Toads. The school uniform was a Toad vest. 3. Mario drove a mariokart into a tire store and got new tires. They were making the mariokart go too fast and Mario got so carsick he threw up a mushroom he ate for snack in a game.

On Scratch, I am |pixelatedglasses9 pixelatedglasses9. Maybe you can check out my projects? Comment "hi Toadetta" on one of my scratch projects if you want to. I am working on a game on Scratch that is Wingo Simulator.

I like writing stories on google docs. My birthday is January 16. I want to watch the new Mario movie when it comes out on April 7th.

I do not want to get blocked on here.

My signature: ♡Toadetta♡

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Code (you need to add the extra brackets and stuff): userboxp|border=000000|mainbkgd=blue|code bkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=|msg=This user is a frowny friend of Toadetta!

Stories
When you love to frown, life gets tough. Happy people smiling everywhere and asking why you made a serious face in your school picture. Some girl, named Roxy H. asked me to be her best friend. She forced me to smile. She insisted that I wear pink every day. I just want to be my own person. Away from that annoying Roxy. Me. Crystal Calibri. I am going to stay away from her. Today at school I saw Roxy putting unicorn stickers on her locker and combing her hair, which she had dyed neon blue, so she could stand out from the crowd. Roxy hates fitting in. She wants to be unique. She also wants me to be unique. She dyed my hair rainbow. Roxy looked at me strangely. "You're wearing black," Roxy grumbled. "We're supposed to stand out from the crowd, not be dull and boring! And you washed out the rainbow hair? Now you look like an ordinary person!" All she cares about is looking different from everyone else. She wants to be a rainbow in a world of gray. I want to be away from that rainbow. Roxy handed me a pink dress. "Wear this! You'll look so cute and unique!" I rolled my eyes and pushed it away. "No!" I screamed.

To be continued...

Random stuff about me
My dad wrote a book called The Eponymous Plot Device, or something like that.

My favorite color is navy blue.

My favorite song is Beethoven's 5th symphony.

I like baseball.

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yeah bring on the frowns

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I have a cell phone (when I was four i saw some movie about emojis and then i kept on pleading for a phone until when i was 8 i got one)

I hate frilly pink things.

I have a particular interest in advertising and marketing.

I am doing research on the history and evolution of typefaces. (Most kids think that's boring and they end up thinking I'm a small adult. I do actually hang out with the teachers and principal at recess instead of going outside to play. Like, who even plays anymore?)

I own an old, underrated website called greatbarnowl.com which I barely post articles on anymore, I made it when I was six. You might think, why do I own a website when I'm a kid? I don't know, but I barely have a childhood anymore. Now I'm a kid who thinks like an adult and really wants to go to the Ontario College of Art and Design so I can get a good career as a graphic designer. Jobs and business are all that I think about.

Everybody else is barely planning for their careers, and I'm going to get a job earlier than any of you other kids if I keep this up. You don't think I'm almost ten anymore, right? You think I'm pretending to be a child. I will prove I am a kid by stating that I have parental controls on my phone and my chromebook!

Now i will purposely use bad grammar for the next sentence...

"i Am a uNickorn wHo eats doghnuts, and rites stOrries." - 2 year old me

Yeah well i have to work on the weekend (on homework, not my job yet! still ten years to go!)

Weekends are the worst things ever created. Or maybe they aren't because I can make more advertisements for my (future) business called FrownFood where you buy chocolate!