List of WarioWare Gold quotes

This is a list of quotes pertaining to WarioWare Gold.

Story

 * "9-Volt is home soon! I'd better start on dinner."
 * "Or not—this looks good."
 * "Frying pan?"
 * "Whaa—?"
 * "Wow! R-Really?!"
 * "YES!"
 * "Uh, what?"
 * "Who in the world thought THIS up?"
 * "Maybe I will."
 * "Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!"
 * "Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!"
 * "One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!"
 * "Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!"
 * "We've got hot dogs!"
 * "Did you bring something for us, Ashley?"
 * "Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like."
 * "Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow."
 * "Oh, quit faking. You'll be fine."

Winning a microgame

 * "Yes!"
 * "Great job!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "You're a star!"
 * "Doing great!"
 * "Don't give up!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Gold star!"
 * "No sweat!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Stay strong!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That's the way!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "You made it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Close one!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Oh, my."
 * "That's too bad..."
 * "It's okay."
 * "Oh, well."
 * "Did your hand slip?"
 * "Careful, now!" - One life left
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left
 * "Can I help?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Pay attention, now!" - Idling
 * "You fell for that one." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Do your best!" - Start/Restart
 * "Mind your manners!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's do this!" - Start/Restart
 * "Move it!" - Speed up
 * "Hurry up!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss microgame
 * "It's now or never!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Look at that!" - 1-Up
 * "What a boost!" - 1-Up after only one life
 * "Here's your reward!" - Bonus
 * "This won't be easy!" - Level up
 * "That's a shame." - Game over
 * "Just couldn't cut it..." - Game over
 * "That's the spirit!" - Continuing
 * "You're reaching new heights!" - New high score
 * "You're so talented!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Great effort!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "Feeling good!" - Story complete
 * "Congratulations!" - Outro
 * "We're due for a break." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?"
 * "Fronk!"
 * "Phew!"
 * "Daa-da daaaaa!"
 * "Eheheheheh!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "9-Volt!"

B-rank

 * "HRGRGRRGRR!"
 * "How awful!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Mmhmm!"
 * "Oh!"
 * "Hmhm-hm!"
 * "Pay attention!"

Story

 * "I'm home!"
 * "YES!"
 * "My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!"
 * "NO WAY!"
 * "Math class again? Come on."
 * "Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—who said that?"
 * "Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school."
 * "Hey, keep it down."
 * "Uh, yeah. Kinda."
 * "44...right?"
 * "504!"
 * "But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff."
 * "It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!"
 * "Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!"
 * "I did it! I beat the game!"
 * "Thanks to my...apprentice."
 * "You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?"
 * "Huh? Old?! You're not old!"
 * "One?!"
 * "Awesome! What did everyone bring?"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea."
 * "Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!"
 * "Hold on!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Wowee!"
 * "Dude!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Awesome!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Unbelievable!"
 * "So cool!"
 * "What?"
 * "Bam!"
 * "Way to game!"
 * "You rule!"
 * "You're killing it!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Don't let up now!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Hold on!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "You made it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "That's the trick!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "What?"
 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "That hurt!"
 * "What's the damage?!"
 * "Eh, no big deal."
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left
 * "One life left!" - One life left
 * "Not so hot." - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Where were you?" - Idling
 * "You fell for THAT?!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Adventure awaits!" - Start/Restart
 * "Hit the start button!" - Start/Restart
 * "It's go time!" - Start/Restart
 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Increase speed!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss microgame
 * "You can do this!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Got a life!" - 1-Up
 * "Whew!" - 1-Up after only one life
 * "Bonus time!" - Bonus
 * "Buckle up!" - Level up
 * "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
 * "Game over..." - Game over
 * "Back to the fray!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Are you better than me?!" - Scoring over 75% of high score
 * "That was epic!" - Scoring over 50% of high score
 * "What a hero!" - Story complete
 * "Congrats!" - Outro
 * "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm 9-Volt, Nintendo's biggest fan!"
 * "18-Volt!"
 * "Sure!"
 * "Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Thanks!"

B-rank

 * "Hmmmm!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Leave the gaming to me!"
 * "So..."
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Uh-huh."

Sneaky Gamer

 * "9-Volt!"
 * "So..." - Instructions
 * "Don't let Mom catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below."
 * "Pretend to sleep whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!"
 * "It's game time!"
 * "We can't let Mom find out!"
 * "Back to the fray!" - Restart
 * "Yes! I beat the game!" - Winning
 * "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
 * "Game over..." - Game over
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Are you better than me?!" - Scoring 75% of high score
 * "That was epic!" - Scoring 50% of high score
 * "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit

Story

 * "I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon."
 * "Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square."
 * "My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show."
 * "Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Bested...by a fourth grader."

Winning a microgame

 * "No!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hmm!"
 * "Man..."
 * "Ugh!"

Losing a microgame

 * "Sweet!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Beat'cha!"
 * "Gotcha!"

Story

 * "Yes! One day closer to summer!"
 * "What? Who took your games?"
 * "Who's that?!"
 * "I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back."
 * "Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win."
 * "Uh, Diamond City Elementary."
 * "I'm in fourth grade."
 * "If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!"
 * "And veggies!"
 * "Oh?"
 * "We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "No big deal. I just got lucky."
 * "Don't you know stealing's wrong?"

Winning a microgame

 * "Ohh!"
 * "Heh-heh-heh!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Yeah! Yeah!"
 * "Doin' great!"
 * "I'm feelin' it!"
 * "What a pro!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Clearly!"
 * "Boom!"
 * "Nice playin'!"
 * "Not one mistake?!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Never give up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Keep it going!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That was close!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "No fooling you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Wha?!"
 * "Aw!"
 * "What'cha doin'?"
 * "Not good!"
 * "Gotta relax..."
 * "Last chance!" - One life left
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left
 * "No-no-no-no!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "You playing?" - Idling
 * "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "It's go time!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's do this!" - Start/Restart
 * "Go go go!" - Start/Restart
 * "Speeding up!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss microgame
 * "Careful! No more mistakes!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Aw, yeah! Earned that!" - 1-Up
 * "What a relief!" - 1-Up after only one life
 * "Get more points! More!" - Bonus
 * "Gonna get tougher!" - Level up
 * "That is rough!" - Game over
 * "Aw, man. That's that." - Game over
 * "The battle continues!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Pro gamer!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Great job!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "My raps are the best!" - Story complete
 * "Congrats!" - Outro
 * "That's it!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "9-Volt!"
 * "Hahaha!"
 * "Whew!"
 * "Wha?"
 * "Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun..."

B-rank

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Come on! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!"
 * "Hello?"
 * "Hm?"
 * "That's right!"
 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Wha?"

Amy

 * "Over there. See?"
 * "I can't believe it."
 * "Yeah. I wanna meet him."
 * "Hi!"
 * "That obvious, huh?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "Wow. That was something."
 * "Can we get a few more?"
 * "Thank you! This totally made our night."
 * "See ya! Your cat is SO cute."

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Uh-oh."
 * "Never heard of him."
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Eh."
 * "Obviously. You're my ride."
 * "It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."
 * "It's finished."
 * "I brought this...garlic."
 * "Did you say...next time?"
 * "No, it doesn't."
 * "That was easy."

Winning a microgame

 * "Aha."
 * "Ah..."
 * "Not bad."
 * "I see..."
 * "Acceptable."
 * "Better."
 * "Hm."
 * "Pretty good."
 * "Wicked."
 * "Making progress."
 * "Bravo."
 * "Interesting..." - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Hanging by a thread." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Stick with it." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That was close." - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Can't fool you." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Hmm..."
 * "Lackluster..."
 * "Figures..."
 * "Disappointing..."
 * "You must be cursed..."
 * "Soooo..." - One life left
 * "Last chance." - One life left
 * "This isn't working..." - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Hello?" - Idling
 * "Gotcha." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Ready?" - Start/Restart
 * "Hocus pocus..." - Start/Restart
 * "Let's go." - Start/Restart
 * "Watch out..." - Speed up
 * "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
 * "It's time." - Boss microgame
 * "One last shot." - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "I'm impressed..." - 1-Up
 * "You needed that..."- 1-Up after only one life
 * "This should be fun..." - Bonus
 * "You had it easy..." - Level up
 * "Next time..." - Game over
 * "Too bad..." - Game over
 * "If you insist..." - Continuing
 * "New high score? Cool." - New high score
 * "Hm. I'm impressed." - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Look at that." - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "That was easy." - Story complete
 * "Good for you." - Outro
 * "Oh, well." - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm Ashley. And you are?"
 * "Mind your own business."
 * "What's wrong?"
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."
 * "Maybe."
 * "Thanks."

B-rank

 * "Hmmm..."
 * "What?"
 * "Are you bored?"
 * "''Hmm.
 * "Okay."
 * "What's that smell?"
 * "Phew."

Pumpkin Panic

 * "Ah!" - Attack
 * "Hm!" - Attack
 * "Ouch!" - Damage
 * "Ugh!" - Damage
 * "How magical." - Special attack
 * "Good for you." - New high score
 * "I'll be the world's greatest witch." - Scoring very high
 * "Friends? Okay." - Scoring very high
 * "Nothing scares you..." - Scoring high
 * "Not a fan..." - Scoring average
 * "Phew." - Scoring low
 * "You still here?" - Idling

Ben

 * "Breaking news! Smash hit Super Pyoro has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game."
 * "And it's selling..."
 * "...like hotcakes!"

Story

 * "Yes, Master!"
 * "Right!"
 * "Never, Master!"
 * "But, Master... Isn't this a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?"
 * "Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!"
 * "Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!"
 * "I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!"
 * "Ready, Master!"
 * "I survived, Master. Though barely."
 * "This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey."
 * "Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. Little girl... get off."
 * "So, what's next, Master?"
 * "Yes, of course, Master."
 * "I believe that's my cue."
 * "Then we have achieved our goal."
 * "I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Cool!"
 * "Pretty good!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "You got it!"
 * "Sweet!"
 * "Great technique!"
 * "Hiyah!"
 * "Wow!"
 * "You're on fire!"
 * "Kick it!"
 * "Perfecto!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Keep it zen!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Tread carefully!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "I knew you'd make it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Heh! Can't fool you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "That hurts!"
 * "Too bad."
 * "You lost focus!"
 * "Tough break!"
 * "That's rough!"
 * "Your next move is crucial!" - One life left
 * "Careful!" - One life left
 * "Find your center!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Concentrate!" - Idling
 * "(sighs) You misjudged." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Ready!" - Start/Restart
 * "Here we go!" - Start/Restart
 * "Watcha!" - Start/Restart
 * "Speed run!" - Speed up
 * "Don't fall behind!" - Speed up
 * "Huff! Watch out!" - Boss microgame
 * "Prepare yourself!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Good catch!" - 1-up
 * "(sigh of relief) Just in time." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Collect all that you can!" - Bonus
 * "You ready?" - Level up
 * "Is this truly the end...?" - Game over
 * "We weren't ready..." - Game over
 * "Let the training continue!" - Continuing
 * "Hah! You're a legend!" - New high score
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Ha! Not too shabby!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "Training complete!" - Story complete
 * "Well done!" - Outro
 * "Keep training!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Hyah! I am Young Cricket. I have much to learn."
 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "Hyah!"
 * "Master!"
 * "Hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmm..."
 * "Thanks!"
 * "All that training's made me hungry!"

B-rank

 * "Yes!"
 * "Ha..."
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "Yah!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Hey..."
 * "Eh ha ha..."

Battle Time

 * "Young Cricket!"
 * "Excuse me!" - Instructions
 * "Yeah!" - Join Battle
 * "Yes!" - Starting

Winning a microgame

 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "Ha..."

Danny

 * "Have a great day!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chilly fries, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chili shake, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one."
 * "Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers."
 * "What? Uh... You still there?"
 * "Uh, sure."
 * "Is that oinking?!"
 * "Not a chance, mister!"
 * "What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!"
 * "No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?"

Doris 1

 * "Hee hee hee."
 * "Initiate. Greeting sequence."
 * "I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition."
 * "Face recognition complete."
 * "My creator...WAS YOU! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"
 * "I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!"
 * "Hm hm hm."
 * "Yes they do."
 * "Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me."

Story

 * "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
 * "Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"
 * "I was worried about you!"
 * "Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"
 * "U-unknown?"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with (unintelligible).]"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "A robot? This is quite odd."
 * "This poor, poor robot!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"
 * "We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"
 * "Whaa?"
 * "My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in that forest. Oh, Mike—"
 * "Oh! A brand-new concoction?"
 * "Oh, it smells...g-great."
 * "Oh! Ugh!"
 * "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
 * "Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"
 * "I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"
 * "Much better. That really did the trick."
 * "Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"
 * "Now...when will the effects wear off?"
 * "Uh...Penny?!"
 * "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
 * "Now let's split it up equally."

Winning a microgame

 * "Unbelievable!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Success!"
 * "Quite!"
 * "I see!"
 * "Marvelous!"
 * "Fascinating!"
 * "Looking for a job?"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "Exemplary!"
 * "Good work!"
 * "I'm simply giddy!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Persistence is key!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "I'm on pins and needles!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Exhilarating!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "You sly dog." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "WHAAAAT?!"
 * "But... how?!"
 * "Terrible results!"
 * "Unthinkable!"
 * "''Oh...no...!"
 * "You're on thin ice!" - One life left
 * "I'm getting nervous!" - One life left
 * "Pull it together!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Wake up, already!" - Idling
 * "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Do you have what it takes?" - Start/Restart
 * "Crygorian genius!" - Start/Restart
 * "Eureka!" - Start/Restart
 * "Time to hustle!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Steel yourself!" - Boss microgame
 * "I can't watch!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "How advantageous!" - 1-up
 * "I'm so relieved!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Realize your earning potential!" - Bonus
 * "Up for a challenge?" - Level up
 * "How unfortunate..." - Game over
 * "That was... painful." - Game over
 * "I like your determination!" - Continuing
 * "I like those results!" - New high score
 * "You should be proud!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Well done!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "HAHA! WE ESCAPED!" - Story complete
 * "I congratulate you!" - Outro
 * "Don't be a stranger!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "They call me Dr. Crygor, the genius!"
 * "This calls for tea!"
 * "Hmmm."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Listen closely."
 * "I'm so grateful!"
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

B-rank

 * "Eh ha ha."
 * "Of course."
 * "I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!"
 * "Greetings!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "How dare you?!"
 * "Ooh hoo, ooh..."

Story

 * "Aw, not again."
 * "Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?"
 * "Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!"
 * "B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!"
 * "I guess."
 * "Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?"
 * "We're not gonna make it!"
 * "I guess it could be worse."
 * "Huh?"
 * "I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?"
 * "Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!"
 * "That's it. We chased them all off!"
 * "Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!"
 * "Yeah, cool."
 * "Let's just go home."
 * "I got stuff for s'mores."
 * "Ya know, we oughtta invite Wario next time we do this."
 * "C'mon. Where's our cut?"

Winning a microgame

 * "Nice."
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Nailed it!"
 * "And done!"
 * "You got it!"
 * "You rule!"
 * "Nice drivin'."
 * "Woo-wee!"
 * "So good!"
 * "Vroooooooooooom!"
 * "Holy smokes!"
 * "On a streak!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Now that's great!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Just stay cool." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Juuuust eked by!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Slick!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "C'mon!!"
 * "Aw, shucks."
 * "What a mess!"
 * "What's goin' on?"
 * "That hurts!"
 * "Watch it!" - One life left
 * "Don't mess up!" - One life left
 * "Not cool!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "You taking a nap?" - Idling
 * "It was a trap!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * Spitz: "Ready, Dribble?" Dribble: "Ready!" - Start/Restart
 * "DRIBBLE DRIVE!" - Start/Restart
 * "Gear up!" - Start/Restart
 * "Hit the gas!" - Speed up
 * "Hold on tight!" - Speed up
 * "You got this, kid." - Boss microgame
 * "It's not over yet!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "I'll take it!" - 1-up
 * "Now I can relax." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Rake it in!" - Bonus
 * "Now it gets hard!" - Level up
 * "We never stood a chance..." - Game over
 * "Out of gas?" - Game over
 * "No stopping now!" - Continuing
 * "Highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "The best in the biz!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "I'm impressed!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "We showed 'em!" - Story complete
 * "Way to go!" - Outro
 * "Hit the brakes!" - Quit
 * "Hey!" - Cruise Controls instructions

A-rank

 * "Dribble here! Need a ride?"
 * "Thank ya!"
 * "Uh-huh."
 * "Hey!"
 * "Yep."
 * "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm..."
 * "Heh hah hah!"

B-rank

 * "Thanks for riding!"
 * "You there?"'
 * "Phew!"
 * "Hey, you! Yeah, you!"
 * "Eh..."
 * "Aw, shucks."
 * "It- eh?"
 * "Heh."

Story

 * "You look less than pleased."
 * "Uh, me."
 * "Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me."
 * "I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?"
 * "Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?"
 * "Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?"
 * "A-ha! See? You are good at math!"
 * "That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!"
 * "Sort of."
 * "You're a hero!"
 * "Don't call me that."
 * "No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets."
 * "I just turned one last month."
 * "That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga."
 * "Then they'll love our creations!"
 * "I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!"
 * "Did she say Wario?"

Winning a microgame

 * "Nicely done!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Superb!"
 * "That's the way!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "Success!"
 * "You're a pro!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "By the skin of your teeth!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Gooooood." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That was a close one!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Aren't you sharp?" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Too bad..."
 * "You failed..."
 * "Eh..."
 * "Well, that's disappointing."
 * "You were so close!"
 * "Oh no!" - One life left
 * "It's almost over." - One life left
 * "Time to get serious!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Now, did you try?" - Idling
 * "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "And we're off!" - Start/Restart
 * "Good luck!" - Start/Restart
 * "Ready when you are!" - Start/Restart
 * "I guess this is it." - Game over
 * "Try again later." - Game over
 * "Your highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "You've got a knack for this!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Good show!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "You'll be back." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet."
 * "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm..."
 * "Oh!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "Thanks very much."
 * "Good stuff."
 * "It'll all turn out."

B-rank

 * "Oh, yes..."
 * "That's life, kid."
 * "Hello there!"
 * "How now?"
 * "Phew!"
 * "A-Ahem!"
 * "Oh ha ha ha ha ha!"

Gahrumble

 * "Grraaar!"
 * "Oooaaao!"
 * "Uoh eeeh!"
 * "Uoooh eh!"
 * "Uoooh!"
 * "Eeeooo..."
 * "Uoooh."
 * "Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!"
 * "Huh huuuh!"
 * "Huoooh oooh!"

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Ciao, ladies."
 * "Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?"
 * "Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows."
 * "Ah, I thought you would never ask."
 * "Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!"
 * "You KNOW it."
 * "Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty."
 * "Let's roll."
 * "Yo, Joe!"
 * "Let's get this place bumpin'."
 * "Now let's PAR-TAY!"
 * "Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!"
 * "C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!"
 * "We all get a cut, bro."

Winning a microgame

 * "Nice!"
 * "That's good!"
 * "Mm-hmm!"
 * "You got this!"
 * "So fine!"
 * "I like it!"
 * "Groovy!"
 * "Real cool!"
 * "It's all good!"
 * "It's on!"
 * "Aw yeah!"
 * "Looking good!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "You still got it!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That's right!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Look out!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Nice catch!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Close one!"
 * "Yikes!"
 * "Too bad!"
 * "Oh, man!"
 * "C'est la vie!"
 * "Down to the wire!" - One life left
 * "Watch out, now!" - One life left
 * "You lose the beat?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Where's your head at?" - Idling
 * "They gotcha!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Hit it!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's dance!" - Start/Restart
 * "Here we go!" - Start/Restart
 * "It's heatin' up!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up, man!" - Speed up
 * "Show me what ya got!" - Boss microgame
 * "Stay smooth!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Fascinatin'!" - 1-up
 * "Nice break!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Let's boogie, baby!" - Bonus
 * "Now we're talkin'!" - Level up
 * "So that's it!" - Game over
 * "I lost my mojo!" - Game over
 * "I can dig it!" - Continuing
 * "'Nother high score!" - New high score
 * "You got moves!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "That was solid!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "Lookin' good!" - Story complete
 * "That was nice!" - Outro
 * "See ya later!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Name's Jimmy T! Let's dance!"
 * "Ooh, yeah!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Well, now!"
 * "Yo!"
 * "A ha ha!"
 * "Mmm hmm, mmm hmm hmm mmm..."

B-rank

 * "So true."
 * "Mmm hmm."
 * "Yeah, baby!"
 * "Hmm."
 * "Ha!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Thanks, man!"

Joe

 * "Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?"
 * "Let's try this—close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress."
 * "Great. Go ahead and describe it to me."
 * "I think I can work with that."
 * "Cool? Wario?!"
 * "Stache?! Why! Wha—?"
 * "What? You mean this old thing?"
 * "Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait...but also like Wario?"
 * "You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?"
 * "Oh. Coming!"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It's been a while since I put myself out there."
 * "Of course, I don't know what I would wear..."
 * "But if you think I've got style— Mona? WAIT UP!"
 * "Guess I'll close up early tonight."

Kat

 * "We made it! Time to crush this ninja test."
 * "Our fates rest in the hands of that ninja over there."
 * "She may not look like a TRUE ninja...but true ninjas never do."
 * "Be right back!"
 * "OK, we're signed in."
 * "We eat."
 * "To pass, we have to eat everything she dishes out."
 * "What do ninjas even eat?"
 * "Or apple pie?"
 * "Chowder!"
 * "Steak with garlic butter!"
 * "Oh no! We're gonna be late for the test! Are you ready, Ana?"
 * "You mean...we didn't get our ninja learner's permit?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "Now the true challenge begins. C'mon, Ana!"
 * "We brought a bunch of food with us!"
 * "Look at all these...people!"
 * "So is that all we made?"

Ana

 * "In just a few hours, we could be holding real-life ninja learner's permits!"
 * "Uh, Kat. Are you sure she's a ninja?"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Ah!"
 * "What's the test?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "AH! Yes! I'm so, so good at eating!"
 * "Maybe turkey!"
 * "Pizza?"
 * "Sushi!"
 * "I've never been readier!"
 * "Gourmet Master?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "We passed!"
 * "So full..."
 * "Oh my goodness! I hope it tastes as good as it smells..."
 * "Oh no! I think he spent all the rest!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Great!"
 * "Unstoppable!"
 * "Awesome!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Amazing!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Cool moves!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Ninja-riffic!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "That was great!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "It's not over yet!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Keep it up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "You made it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Close one!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "That stinks!"
 * "What happened?"
 * "Noooo!!"
 * "Keep it together!"
 * "Your guard was down..."
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left
 * "Be careful!" - One life left
 * "Stay focused!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Pay attention!" - Idling
 * "You fell for that?" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Ready for action?" - Start/Restart
 * Kat: "Let's do this, Ana!" Ana: "You got it, sis!" - Start/Restart
 * "KATANA!!!" - Start/Restart
 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Speed up!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck out there!" - Boss microgame
 * "Let's show 'em!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Yay!" - 1-up
 * "Breathe easy!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL!!!" - Bonus
 * "Prepare yourself!" - Level up
 * "That was tough..." - Game over
 * Kat (or Ana): "We gotta do that again?" - Game over
 * "Never give up!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "You're a true ninja!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Unbelievable!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "We passed!" - Story complete
 * "You did it!" - Outro
 * "So long!" - Quit

Kat (A-rank)

 * "I'm Kat of Kat and Ana!"
 * "Oh hey!"
 * "Yup!"
 * "Ohhh..."
 * "Wha...?"
 * "(Giggles)"
 * "Mmm-hmm-hmmmm!"

Kat (B-rank)

 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "(Disappointed groan)"
 * "Ahhh..."
 * "Excuse me?"
 * "Can we chat?"
 * "Taste my blade!"
 * "Heh-heh!"

Ana (A-rank)

 * "I'm Ana! Have you met my turtle?"
 * "(Giggling)"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Excuse me..."
 * "Phew!"
 * "Hmmm"
 * "Um, hello...?"

Ana (B-rank)

 * "Hohhhh..."
 * "Um..."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm-hmm, hmm hmm...hmmmmm hmm-hmm"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Huh?"
 * "(Giggles)"

Story

 * "Wario! WARIO!"
 * "I'm gonna get you!"
 * "That's how you wanna play this?"
 * "That Wario guy is the worst!"
 * "I'll wipe that stupid mustache right off of his stupid face!"
 * "...Huh? YEAH! Rainbow!"
 * "If I'm gonna face Wario...I gotta carb up!"
 * "Hungry, little guy?"
 * "Gotta get goin'..."
 * "Lulu, the greatest hero ever... Huh?! Wh-what time is it? Oh no! I fell asleep! WARIO'S GONNA GET AWAY!"
 * "Thanks for the snuggles!"
 * "Yeah...nice horsey!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Come on! Giddyup, horsey!"
 * "NEVER!"
 * "Yah! Fun's over! I'm taking back what's mine! Hey! Hey, you! I'll take care of Wario here. You go and win this thing!"
 * "Luxeville's greatest hero...Lulu!"
 * "ENOUGH! Gimme back that pot you're wearing, or else!"
 * "I'm giving you one last chance. Hand it over NOW!"
 * "You've left me with no choice."
 * "Yay! Serves you right! The people of Luxeville have been holding it long enough!"
 * "This pot...is a potty! It had just been cleaned and put out to dry when you stole it!"
 * "Hey, guys! I'm back! Your hero has returned!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Great!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Good job!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "Doing great!"
 * "Amazing!"
 * "No mistakes yet!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Ooh, hang in there!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Keep it up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Whew! Made it!" Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Knew you could!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "What?!"
 * "Careful!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Awww..."
 * "Ugh!"
 * "Oopsie!" - One life left
 * "Whoa, uh-oh!" - One life left
 * "Come on, now!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Snap out of it!" - Idling
 * "Fell for it!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Good luck!" - Start/Restart (unused)
 * "Let's go!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's do this!" - Start/Restart (unused)
 * "Wario!" - Intervention
 * "Keep calm, KEEP CALM!!!" - Speed up
 * "Don't fall behind!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss microgame
 * "Be careful!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Okay! Well done!" - 1-up
 * "Whew! That'll help!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!" - Bonus
 * "Watch out!" - Level up (unused)
 * "Aww, that's it!" - Game over
 * "It's all over..." - Game over
 * "Brave to the end!" - Continuing
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Good work!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "You did it!!!" - Story complete
 * "Congratulations!" - Outro
 * "Later..." - Quit

Wario Interrupts

 * "Call me anytime!" - Hero Button charged
 * "I'm ready!" - Hero Button charged
 * "Lulu's Balloon Buster!" - Using Hero Button
 * "Hydrocannon LX!" - Using Hero Button

A-rank

 * "I'm Lulu, the hero of Luxeville!"
 * "La la la la la la la, la la la la la..."
 * "Ah ha ha he he he he!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Good luck!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "Let's do this!"

B-rank

 * "Lulu!"
 * "Nyuh!"
 * "Hey, you!"
 * "Yup!"
 * "Got a sec?"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "Graaah!"

Story

 * "Cricket!"
 * "We must train...harder than ever, pushing ourselves to the edge."
 * "Body AND mind. For we must never neglect the intellect."
 * "All this is why I have put us in the gravest of danger."
 * "Open your inner eye, Cricket!"
 * "Thus, we push ourselves. Thus, we excel."
 * "Then follow me...to Precious Prancers!"
 * "Prepare! Will you chase death? Or death, chase you?!"
 * "Mmm."
 * "Cricket! You've picked up a passenger."
 * "The Diamond Wheel! But first, Cricket...the Trial of the Lost Child."
 * "How's MY technique?"
 * "Now, Cricket!"

Misc.

 * "I congratulate you!" - Outro

A-rank

 * "I am Master Mantis. We will now begin your training."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm..."
 * "Oh, thank you."
 * "Young Cricket!"
 * "Yes?"
 * "[grumble]"
 * "Hmmm..."

B-rank

 * "Heavens!"
 * "Master Mantis!"
 * "Phew!"
 * "Pardon me."
 * "Hmm."
 * "Heh heh heh heh ha!"
 * "[gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!"

Battle Time

 * "Master Mantis!"
 * "Ah, yes..." - Find Opponent
 * "Yes?" - Starting

Winning a microgame

 * "[gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!"
 * "Heh heh heh heh ha!"

Losing a microgame

 * "Alas..."
 * "Alas...[sigh]"

Story

 * "Crygor."
 * "Yes. It is me."
 * "Ha. Worried."
 * "Unknown signal detected."
 * "It may be...A PARANORMAL FREQUENCY!"
 * "This forest teems with otherworldly energy. There may be a ghost!"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "I'll wait here."
 * "Tell me again. Why is she here?"
 * "I fabricated those frequencies. Ghosts do not exist."
 * "Not on your life, buddy."
 * "Humans also enjoy novelty and surprise."
 * "My games will blow you away. They're simple. Find the mic first. Next, face it. Then blow into it. It's fun to switch things up. Tutorial now concluded."

Winning a microgame

 * "Well done!"
 * "Stupendous!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "I approve!"
 * "Great!"
 * "Nice! Job!"
 * "Zero mistakes!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "You are not losing!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Way to go!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That was improbable!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "That was a trap." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Fail."
 * "Unfortunate."
 * "Wah waaah."
 * "Big mistake!"
 * "Too bad!"
 * "Code red!" - One life left
 * "One life remaining!" - One life left
 * "You're in trouble!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Is anyone there?" - Idling
 * "Trap successful." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Starting. Now." - Start/Restart
 * "Do your best." - Start/Restart
 * "Let's. Go." - Start/Restart
 * "Game. Over." - Game over
 * "Out. Of breath." - Game over
 * "New. High score." - New high score
 * "I like. What I see." - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Excellent." - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "Goodbye." - Quit

A-rank

 * "I am Mike, karaoke robot. What would you like me to clean?"
 * "I was built to siiiing!"
 * "Thinking."
 * "Sorry."
 * "Thank you."
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm..."

B-rank

 * "Attention!"
 * "Do you have a moment?"
 * "Phew..."
 * "Correct."
 * "Mmmmmm..."
 * "Yes."
 * "Blow. Into the mic."

Mimi

 * "Yeah. He's so cute!"
 * "Wait... Really?"
 * "Hi!"
 * "Uh...kinda!"
 * "Can we get a pic?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "These pics...are so good."
 * "Lemme send you the best shot."
 * "The cutest."

Story

 * "Hmm... I don't know where to start."
 * "Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "It's...extravagant like a parfait. And cute...like a plushy!"
 * "And super cool...like Wario!"
 * "Yeah! He's my...fashion icon! I love him! And that 'STACHE!"
 * "I like your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!"
 * "But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!"
 * "What about that one?!"
 * "I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!"
 * "I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking..."
 * "Maybe...you should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!"
 * "Oh no! I'm late for my own party!"
 * "See you there! Bye!"
 * "I'm on it! We'll pack your club in no time."
 * "We're still missing something. Oh, yeah—Wario!"
 * "Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right, Wario?"

Winning a microgame

 * "That was great!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Totally amazing!"
 * "Way to go!"
 * "I'm impressed!"
 * "That's how it's done!"
 * "You got this!"
 * "Ahaha!"
 * "Lookin' good!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Stunning!"
 * "You're on a roll!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Hang in there!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "That's perfect!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Close one!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Aren't you clever?" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Aww..."
 * "No way!"
 * "So close!"
 * "Keep at it."
 * "Hey, it happens!"
 * "This could be it!" - One life left
 * "Don't mess up!" - One life left
 * "Something wrong?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Are you there?" - Idling
 * "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Let's do this with style!" - Start/Restart
 * "This should be fun!" - Start/Restart
 * "Right on time!" - Start/Restart
 * "Keep up, okay?" - Speed up
 * "Let's pick up the pace!" - Speed up
 * "Here we go!" - Boss microgame
 * "Stay focused!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Lucky break!" - 1-up
 * "Now you can relax." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Pay day!" - Bonus
 * "Toughen up!" - Level up
 * "I'm out of options." - Game over
 * "Nothing's quite right..." - Game over
 * "Just do your best!" - Continuing
 * "Oh! A new high score!" - New high score
 * "That's worth celebrating!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "That was a blast!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "I found the perfect look!" - Story complete
 * "Congrats!" - Outro
 * "See you later!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Hey! I'm Mona! Ready to party?"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Ehehehehe!"
 * "You can do it!"
 * "Phew."
 * "Hmm."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm..."

B-rank

 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "So..."
 * "Yeah."
 * "Totally."
 * "Aww..."
 * "Hey!"
 * "I'm loving this!"

Mr. Sparkles

 * "Hey, shoppers! It's time to...sparkle!"
 * "See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!"
 * "It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!"
 * "Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionare!"
 * "Like it?!"
 * "Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time to...work those muscles, shoppers!"
 * "That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!"
 * "So before you buy, give this workout a try!"
 * "You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!"

Ms. Munchly

 * "Congratulations! You've earned the title of Gourmet Master!"
 * "No, no. Department of Ninja Licensing is next door."

Ninja Steve

 * "Sorry about that. I was in the little ninja's room."
 * "If you're here for your learner's permits, we're about to start."

Story

 * "French style of fries, please. No salt. No grease. Cold. Subzero."
 * "Nom nom nom nom. Earth food. So scrummy. So starchy."
 * "Hmm... Still hungry."
 * "A shake. The milky kind with...extra picante."
 * "Gluggy glug glug. Too fast! Oh my! Brain freeze."
 * "Still hungry."
 * "I would like to eat 9 Megaburgers, please! No, 10 please!"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Understood. I will procure the hams you require to complete my order."
 * "I may be a while! Locating hams is risky biz."
 * "Hm hm hm!"
 * "Please! Burger these hams for me."
 * "Yes! You are welcome! 10 Megaburgers, please."
 * "Oo!"
 * "Are you not a chef?!"
 * "My mistake. Come, little hammies."
 * "I have brought carotene logs."
 * "Carotene logs are radioactive."
 * "Yes, "bro." We will compensate you too."

Winning a microgame

 * "Woah!"
 * "So good!"
 * "Hello, piggy!"
 * "I like!"
 * "Good times!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "High IQ!"
 * "Cosmic!"
 * "Hahahahaha!"
 * "This is fun!"
 * "I'm so pleased!"
 * "Perfection!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Courageous display!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Such tenacity!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Whaaaa?" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Smarty-toes..." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "D'oh!"
 * "W-w-w-what?"
 * "Not fortunate."
 * "That is too bad."
 * "Your skill is lacking!"
 * "One chance remains!" - One life left
 * "Oh... peril!" - One life left
 * "Oh -- woah!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Can you hear me?" - Idling
 * "Got you!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Let us have fun!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's begin!" - Start/Restart
 * "Hello, earth folk!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let us proceed quickly!" - Speed up
 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "It is getting harder!" - Boss microgame
 * "Such excitement!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Ooh, present!" - 1-up
 * "Panic subsided." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Money is falling from the sky!" - Bonus
 * "It's going to get harder than before!" - Level up
 * "You have reached your limit." - Game over
 * "Over is the game..." - Game over
 * "Mmmm! Energy!" - Continuing
 * "The score is so high!" - New high score
 * "Quite excellent!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "That's a galactic level of excellence!" - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "I have collected many hams!" - Story complete
 * "My congratulations!" - Outro
 * "Farewell, Earth folk!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I am Orbulon! My invasion of Earth will begin ...tomorrow."
 * "I am no Earth folk!"
 * "I will proceed with Earth invasion!"
 * "I thank you!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Ooh he he he he ha!"
 * "Hmm hmm!"

B-rank

 * "Mmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm!"
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "Agreed!"
 * "Hmm."
 * "I am alarmed!"
 * "I will talk now."
 * "This conversation is in your mind!"

Story

 * "I've finally cracked it!"
 * "Best one yet! Grandpa, I present to you...Tonally Transformative Elixir!"
 * "One sip will transform any voice into audible gold!"
 * "It's just the catalyst I need to become a mega pop star!"
 * "So then you don't mind being my guinea pig!"
 * "Hey, it worked! You sound amazing!"
 * "GRANDPA! Is it your stomach? There must be something— Oh wait, I think I have just the thing! This will give your belly the probiotic punch it needs! Bottoms up!"
 * "Feel better, Grandpa?"
 * "So...the elixir! What do you think? Tell me what I should work on!"
 * "Right. Excellent observation!"
 * "Uh... Er..."
 * "You know what really draws a crowd? Music! Check this out! (sings) Aah! Aah!!!"
 * "Seems like everyone's having a good time!"
 * "We just want our share."

Winning a microgame

 * "So great!"
 * "Success!"
 * "Amazing!"
 * "Impressive!"
 * "Super!"
 * "On point!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Perfect result!"
 * "Look at that!"
 * "You got this!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "You're on to something!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Confidence is key!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "You got this!" -Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Close one!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Great observation!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Oh no!"
 * "Disappointing!"
 * "So close!"
 * "What happened?"
 * "We were so close!"
 * "This isn't good..." - One life left
 * "I don't like this!" - One life left
 * "Something's not right." - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "You froze!" - Idling
 * "What did we miss?" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "To the lab!" - Start/Restart
 * "Just do your best." - Start/Restart
 * "I wanna show you something." - Start/Restart
 * "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
 * "Faster, now!" - Speed up
 * "Give it your all!" - Boss microgame
 * "You can do this!" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Good find!" - 1-up
 * "That's the way!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Eureka!" - Bonus
 * "Get ready!" - Level up
 * "Uh... uh-oh." - Game over
 * "Hypothesis disproved..." - Game over
 * "Let's experiment!" - Continuing
 * "You broke a record!" - New high score
 * "Groundbreaking!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "That was great!" - Scoring 50% of highest score
 * "Treatment successful!" - Story complete
 * "Congratulations!" - Outro
 * "Until next time!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Hi, I'm Penny! Let's make a discovery!"
 * "Right!"
 * "Heh hah hah hah hah!"
 * "We should get to this!"
 * "Thank you, thank you!"
 * "Hmm hmm, hmm hmm!"
 * "Huh?"

B-rank

 * "I'll do my best!"
 * "Have a moment?"
 * "[Giggles]"
 * "Woah!"
 * "[Chuckles]"
 * "Ugh!!!"
 * "Grrr!"

Pops

 * "There you are, Lulu. Did you sneak off to try out our new high-tech toilet?"
 * "It's so refreshing! Even I must admit... It was love at first sit!"

Ralphie

 * "Why'd she hafta take 'em... All of my games."
 * "You did it! Thanks, mister!"

Story

 * "You did it, Ashley! You're a natural at this summoning thing!"
 * "Heh. Why don't I translate for you?"
 * "Something about being hungry..."
 * "Aw! The poor guy! He hasn't eaten in days!"
 * "We've got a big problem. Hum Gree's behind this!"
 * "Really?! He's famous in the demon realms! 'Cause he's always so...hungry! Hum Gree can eat, and eat, and eat! But it's never enough... Something inside him always wants more."
 * "You? Ashley, you can't take on THE Hum Gree! He's...mean! And I heard—I heard he breathes fire!"
 * "I don't hafta come, do I?"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "How did you— WHAT?!"
 * "Yeah! Just look at Hum Gree now!"
 * "The only thing he's craving now is a big ol' hug."
 * "Speaking of cravings, let's eat!"
 * "And save room for fresh oysters. The exploding kind!"
 * "Aah! Ashley! That's—that's mandrake root! Its cry! It—it can kill you!"
 * "Aah!"
 * "It sounds like Ashley's in!"
 * "Hey!"

Misc.

 * "You did it!" - Outro

A-rank

 * "Red at your service!"
 * "Hey, now!"
 * "Hey! Thanks!"
 * "Hey, Ashley!"
 * "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm!"
 * "[laughter]"
 * "Umm..."

B-rank

 * "I'm on it!"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "Phew!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Ahem!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "Weeeeh!"

Story

 * "Oy, traffic out here's a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers."
 * "Yikes, that was a close one!"
 * "Stay cool, Dribble!"
 * "You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch."
 * "It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers."
 * "It's a laser! U-TURN!"
 * "Aaah!"
 * "That's it, buckos."
 * "First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the octoblazooka!"
 * "I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they've got one!"
 * "Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?"
 * "Oh. Are you sayin' we won?"
 * "See that? All you gotta do is stay cool."
 * "Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool."
 * "Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand..."
 * "I brought the Spitz classic—chicken!"
 * "Waaah!"
 * "Look! It's so...shiny!"

Misc.

 * "Nice goin'!" - Outro

A-rank

 * "Spitz got it all under control!"
 * "Spitzy speed!"
 * "You said it!"
 * "Thank ya!"
 * "Weoh haw ho!"
 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Phew!"

B-rank

 * "You call a cab?"
 * "Let's talk!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * "Heh heh heh!"
 * "Eh."
 * "Excuse me?"
 * "I don't think so!"

Story

 * "It's mine! Gold! I love gold! This thing's heavy..."
 * "Oh! I'm broke. Ah, at least I've got this gold thing. It'll really spruce up my place."
 * "Another high score?! I'm the best!"
 * "It's pizza time."
 * "Oh, yeah. No money."
 * "I need to make some quick cash. Heh. And fast."
 * "Huh?"
 * "Eh?"
 * "Aha!"
 * "Of course! Games! Talk about easy money."
 * "Hey! Look here! It's Wario. I'm hosting the greatest video-game tournament of all time! Here, in Diamond City! It costs ten thousand coins to enter, but some jerk will walk outta here ten million coins richer. And, hey, who knows? Maybe that jerk will be you! So prepare to duke it out!"
 * "Now I just gotta convince these chumps to do all the work."
 * "Hey there, Jimmy! I need you to make some games for me."
 * "Mona! I need your help! What's it, pay? Uh, hold on... Crzzsh. Crzzsh! I can't hear you. You're breaking up!"
 * "Oho, so will you make some games for me or what?"
 * "Hey, Ashley— Eh— Oh, OK. I'll call you back."
 * "Wrong number, sorry."
 * "Hey, it's me! Me! ME! IT'S. ME. WAR-I-O!"
 * "That'll do it. The money's as good as mine. Those saps fall for it every time."
 * "Let's get this show on the road. ... ... ... Nailed it."
 * "Listen up! Hey! Are you people ready for the most DE-LUXE tournament ever? Let the Wario Bowl games begin! Hey! You guys hear me? START CHEERING NOW!"
 * "''Huh? Who are you?
 * "Mmm-hmm. I don't do autographs, kid. Anyway... First up...the Mash League! Next, Twist League! And finally, Touch League! Master all three leagues, and you'll face the real master! Me, Wario!"
 * "... Let's get this over with."
 * "You chumps ready to mash some stuff? You'd better be! Find the +Control Pad...and the A Button. You'll need those to squeeze out a win. Not hard enough for you? Some games just use this. Some, just this. Is that too much to handle? Now, then, make like a potato...and MASH!"
 * "Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T is up first!"
 * "So, you beat the Mash League warm-up! Jimmy T—you’re up next."
 * "Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own—gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this. Must be the sweet smell of victory!"
 * "All right, stooges—time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. RIGHT! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?"
 * "What?! You beat my warm-up? Already? I’m making this too easy for you. Yeah. Well. My flunkies in Diamond City will put you through the wringer! Starting with Ashley and Red. Good luck!"
 * "You're kidding me! You beat my warm-up?! Ashley, Red! Time to put 'em through the wringer."
 * "I'll bet half those gamers gave up. What a bunch of chumps! HUH? They cleared eight whole levels? MUST RAGE-NAP!"
 * "Ever wonder what this stick thingy is for? You poke the bottom screen with it! Poke, poke, poke, poke. Or just slide it across. Now, get ready to move things and draw stuff. You know, like lines. And if you lose your thingy... Well, then you're just stuck using your finger. We done? Let's not drag this thing out."
 * "You beat the Touch League warm-up! Heh. Yeah. 'Cause it was super easy. Want tough? Try the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City! Yeah. We’ll start things off with Kat and Ana."
 * "That was easy, right? Too easy! Kat and Ana—you're on!"
 * "Bet you think you're some kind of big shot, eh? Well, think again! If you want to see a really big shot...then get a load of this! Prepare for the Ultra League! ULTRA! ... Uh-oh. Wedgie."
 * "Here to collect your reward, eh? Too late! The prize was already claimed! By ME! That's right, you chumps! Hah hah! You never stood a chance! Yeah!"
 * "Hmm? Hey...what's that mean? Huh? Holding it?"
 * "Uh? (Laughs)"
 * "Fine, take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!"
 * "That's it. Game over. Go home! Go away! You bother me."
 * "Eh?"
 * "I... er... Fat chance! This money's mine!"
 * "Let go, let go, let go!"
 * "Hey! Balloons aren't cheap! Now give that back!"
 * "Er...stop that now! No splitting!"
 * "You hear me?! The cash is mine! It's mine. Mine! WARIO'S!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Woah!"
 * "Next."
 * "Ho-ho!"
 * "Mmm. Not bad!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Good!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Wahahahaha!"
 * "Uh-huh. Sure."
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Hm. No mistakes!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Watch out!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Hang in there!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Wa-ha! Close!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Ooh! Can't fool you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Wah?!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Oh, really?!"
 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "Last chance!" - One life left
 * "Watch out!" - One life left
 * "Oh, what'd you do?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Wake up!" - Idling
 * "Tripped up!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

 * "Haha! Ready for this?" - Start/Restart
 * "Give it your all!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's-a-go!" - Start/Restart
 * "Time to do this!" - Start/Restart
 * "Here we go!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Haha! Get ready!" - Boss microgame
 * "Tough enough?" - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "Wah! Got it!" - 1-up
 * "Lucky!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "More! More! (chuckles)" - Bonus
 * "Hee-hee! Tougher now!" - Level up
 * "No more for you!" - Game over
 * "Wah! All over!" - Game over
 * "Woah! More fight in you!" - Continuing
 * "''Wah! New high score!" - New high score
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Not bad..." - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "Cleared it!" - Story complete
 * "Congratu-whatever." - Outro
 * "Thanks for playing!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "It's-a me, Wario!"
 * "Aaaaaargh!"
 * "[exhausted sigh]"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm-mmm..."
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Give it your best! [raspberry]"

B-rank

 * "Hmmm..."
 * "Hm."
 * "Wha-?"
 * "WHAT?"
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Wa-ha-ha-ha!"
 * "Listen up!"

Story

 * "Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ... Building! It's...it's, uh...EXPLOSIVE!"
 * "Now, do your worst! Next to me, you're all number two!"
 * "Getting too tough, kid? You can always give up!"
 * "Let go!"
 * "HUH? What? I lost?! Who are you?"
 * "Hero? I don't see it."
 * "Give up my crown? No way!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Fine, fine."
 * "Super."
 * "Eh, good enough."
 * "OK, next."
 * "Alright."
 * "Not bad."
 * "Easy, now."
 * "Oh. You did it."
 * "Bold move."
 * "Heh heh-- urgh?!"
 * "Heh-heh."
 * "Still no slip-ups?" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
 * "Stubborn, eh?" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Not giving up..." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "You did it..." - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "No mess-up?" - Evading a trick
 * "Huh?" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "NOW what?!" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Hey!" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Woah!?" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Whaaaa!!" - With Lulu on-screen

Losing a microgame

 * "[Raspberry] Thanks."
 * "Hah, rookie!"
 * "Too bad."
 * "Heh heh-- oh..."
 * "Couldn't, huh?"
 * "Aw, too bad!" - One life left
 * "Hard, huh?" - One life left
 * "Aw, giving up?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Hey. You done, or what?" - Idling
 * "Gotcha! (chuckles)" - Falling for a trick

Misc

 * "Time for the big fight!" - Start/Restart
 * "Hohohoh!" - Start/Restart
 * "Let's go!" - Start/Restart
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Now, faster!" - Speed up
 * "See?" - Distraction
 * "What do you think?" - Distraction
 * "Take this!" - Distraction
 * "Want a piece of this?" - Distraction
 * "Ha-ha!" - Distraction
 * "Hahaha!" - Distraction
 * "Hiyah!" - Distraction
 * "Wa-ha!" - Distraction
 * "Wahaha!" - Distraction
 * "Here I go!" - Distraction
 * "Tougher now!" - Boss microgame (unused)
 * "Could be the end..." - Boss microgame with only one life (unused)
 * "Eh, that's nothing." - 1-up (unused)
 * "Eh, lucky." - 1-up after only one life (unused)
 * "Money!" - Bonus
 * "Harder!" - Level up
 * "Bye-bye!" - Game over
 * "Done so soon?" - Game over
 * "Oh! Don't know when to quit?" - Continuing
 * "New high score?!" - New high score
 * "Woah. Bold." - Scoring over 75% of highest score
 * "Hm. Look at that." - Scoring over 50% of highest score
 * "I can't lose, can I?" - Story complete (unused)
 * "Congrats!" - Outro (unused)
 * "See you next time!" - Quit
 * "Ha ha ha!" - Wario Interrupts instructions

A-rank

 * "It's-a Wario! Deluxe!"
 * "Ha ha ha!"

B-rank

 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Oh ho ha!"