List of Super Mario Sunshine quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Super Mario Sunshine, listed by character.

Note: quotes marked with an asterisk (*) were removed from the American version.

Bowser

 * "Bwa ha ha! The water's great! Eh, Junior?"
 * "Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!"
 * "Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach..."
 * "That's my boy! Well put, son!"
 * "The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!"
 * "But for now...let's just rest awhile."

Bowser Jr.

 * "I won't let you take Mama Peach away!!"
 * "You again?! Don't you ever give up?"
 * "This is my Magic Brush. When I draw with it, all my wishes come true."
 * "A strange old man in a white coat gave it to me."
 * "You...you pest! Stop following us!"
 * "I know, she's not really my Mama."
 * "Leave my mama alone you bad man! I won't let you take Mama Peach away!"
 * "Yeah, Papa told me all about it. He told me my mama got kidnapped by a bad man named Mario..."
 * "So I came to rescue her!"
 * "Papa told me everything. He said,(mocking Bowser's voice) 'Mario's a bully, he never fights fair!'"
 * "He also said, "Jr., you gotta try to outsmart Mario."
 * "So I tried to get Mario sent to prison, but they didn't lock him up, and now he came to steal Mama Peach again!"
 * "Sure is, Papa... Come on in, Mama Peach!"
 * "Someday, when I'm bigger... I wanna fight that Mario again!"

Chomp Keeper

 * "I'm the one that should be steamed! Bad Chain Chomp!"
 * "Maybe I should go to the hot spring to relax myself..."

Delfino Police

 * "Go straight that way."
 * "You can't miss the mess, pal!"
 * "Your first job's to get rid of all that ugliness."
 * "And remember, we'll be watching you, pal."
 * "We'll know if you start slacking off."
 * "Hey! Are you slacking off!?"
 * "And clean up those walls!! Now, slacker!"
 * "Whoa! That water receded in a flash!"
 * "You say that flood cleaned up the whole town? Really? Are you absolutely sure about that?"

F.L.U.D.D.

 * "Power-up complete."
 * "Thank you for purchasing this item from Gadd Science, Incorporated."
 * "Preparing to register customer information."
 * "Scanning and classifying subject data...subject identified as Mario, resident of the Mushroom Kingdom. Data storage complete."
 * "I am FLUDD--a Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device."
 * "I hope to be of assistance."
 * "Proceeding with customer information."
 * "User the R Button to shoot water from my tank."
 * "If you press the R Button all the way down, you can stop and shoot."
 * "You can then use the Control Stick to aim in any direction."
 * "Press the X Button to switch to the Hover Nozzle."
 * "You can then press the R Button to hover in the air for a short time."
 * "If this tank is empty, no water can be sprayed."
 * "To refill tank, enter a body of water and press the R Button."
 * "Instructions complete. Proceed!"
 * "Try washing off that M to test your skills! Press R to shoot water!"
 * "He escaped into the graffiti! Mario! Try spraying it with water!"
 * "Danger! The bridge is out! Use my Hover Nozzle to cross large gaps!"
 * "I am FLUDD. Glad to meet you."
 * "This appears to be quite a predicament, Mario."
 * "Data analysis verifies that the island's inhabitants are indeed troubled by pollution."
 * "But the pollution itself is not the main problem."
 * "Mario, you witnessed this object at the Airstrip, correct? It is a Shine Sprite."
 * "Shine Sprites are the source of power on Isle Delfino."
 * "They used to gather in great numbers at the Shine Gate. But, the graffiti incident has polluted the island and most of the Shine Sprites have fled."
 * "There is no longer any power to support the peaceful lifestyle of the islanders. It is most pitiable."
 * ''"The only way to ensure the return of the Shine Sprites is to keep the island from becoming any dirtier.
 * "The perpetrator is likely at work even as we speak. And you, Mario, are being treated as a criminal."
 * "Tomorrow we must do our best to resolve this situation."
 * "What happened? Did the perpetrator get away?"
 * "That is Pinna Island. The villain's secret hideout must be there!"
 * "A Bullet Bill approaches from behind!"
 * "Danger! Try to douse the flames with water!"
 * "A strange old man...in a white coat...?"
 * "It appears to be heading towards Corona Mountain!"                                                *"Spraying it with water causes it to divide!"
 * "He seems to dislike spicy things! Now is your chance!"
 * "That seems to be effective! Just do that four more times!"
 * "You have obtained a water rocket! Use it to pop balloons!"
 * "Only two more laps of the track to go! Do your best, Mario!"
 * "Last time around! Only a few remain! Get them all!"
 * "Three more times!"
 * "J-just two m-more times, Mario!"
 * "There...is...one...more...p...p...place."
 * "We...did...it..."
 * "Mario, was I...of...assis...tance?"
 * "The vacation starts now!"

Hotel Manager

 * "Oh, please tell me my nightmare is over! You can save me!"
 * "I don't know why, but you just look very... capable to me..."
 * "Listen...it all started around noon. This giant manta-shaped...thing showed up. It was this paper-thin... floating silhouette."
 * "It came and covered the hotel grounds in this electric goop."
 * "Then... Oh, the horror! My beautiful hotel! My poor building!"
 * "It sank in the middle of the awful ooze! Why me? WHY???"
 * "Now, I've got the staff cleaning up, but where's my hotel?"
 * "What am I supposed to do? I can't just sit back and..."
 * "AIIIIGH! It's back! That gossamer ghoul! Do something!"
 * "Hey! Ummmmm... It's Mario, right? Yeah. Mario."
 * "Listen, I, uh, have a feeling you can help me out again."
 * See, the hotel, it's... Well, it's full of... It's full of ghosts!"
 * "So, well, could you maybe... Look, just come inside, please."
 * "I can tell you're a miracle worker. Don't be so modest."
 * "Mario! Please, do come in."

Mario

 * ''"Super Mario Sunshine! Wahoo!"
 * "Looks like a giant-" *
 * "Looks like Mario is going to have to find a new job." *
 * ''"Wake up!"
 * ''"The horror."
 * ''"Mama mia!"
 * "Mama! Hoo-Hah-Hoo! Ow! Wow!"

Noki Elder

 * "Ahhh, welcome! Master Mario, I presume?"
 * "We have heard much about you! Yes, and all of it good!"
 * "As for me, I am just an old man who loves nothing but fishing."
 * "But lately, I have had a terrible problem... please look up there."
 * "I don't know who did it, but someone corked our waterfall."
 * "This, no doubt, is why our lovely bay has become polluted!"
 * "And I can't even fish! And so, I ask for your help. Yank that cork!"
 * "Please fulfill this old man's wish... COUGH! HACKPTH! HACKPTH!"
 * "What's that? You'll do it?! Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!"
 * "I knew I should count on you. Just beware that guy on the cork!"
 * "What's that? The water's still polluted? Strange..."
 * ''"Well, this may not seem like much of a reward, but I will reveal to you one of Noki Bay's deepest secrets!"
 * "This bay actually contains the tomb of an ancient Noki king!"
 * "When you spray the marks on the walls, a path usually opens."
 * "One of these paths leads to a hidden Shine Sprite!"
 * "You look like you're ready! The gunk in the ocean is caused by... A giant eel!"
 * "It's moved into our ancestral home at the sea floor, and it's nursing some nasty cavities there."
 * "Let's take a look..."
 * "The newly uncorked waterfall created a gap in the pollution that you can use as an entrance!"
 * "Jump right in there! Dive to the bottom of the ocean and clean that eel's teeth!"
 * "Doing so will ease his pain, and he'll return from whence he came!"
 * "No doubt about it. Now, gather your courage and DIVE!"

Noki Elder's Grandson

 * "Oh, Mario! You're finally setting out for the ocean's bottom!"
 * 'Grandpa is waiting for you up top."
 * "Oh, don't forget to wear this..."
 * "You can use this rope as a shortcut to reach Grandpa."

Pianta Attorney

 * "As you are no doubt aware, someone has been senselessly defacing fair Isle Delfino using some paint-like substance."
 * "The accused is charged with polluting our beautiful home, and yes, endangering our very way of life."
 * "Indeed, how can one not be aware of what is going on?"
 * "Though it is daytime in Delfino Plaza, our poor residents tremble beneath a veil of darkness."
 * "Expert Shine scholars have determined that this darkness has arisen because all of our guardians, the Shine Sprites, have vanished from their gathering spot at the Shine Gate."
 * "The reason? It's quite obvious. This horrible graffiti is to blame!"
 * "Behold this sketch of the perpetrator based on eyewitness descriptions."
 * "The truth is obvious. The guilty party sits among us. It is none other than Mario!"

Pianta Judge

 * "Court is now in session!"
 * "Overruled!"
 * "I judge the defendant guilty as charged."
 * "I hereby order the defendant to clean this entire island."
 * "Until Isle Delfino is completely free of his vile handiwork, Mario shall not be allowed to leave!"
 * "Court adjourned!"

Princess Peach

 * "Ooh, look at that!"
 * "That...that shadow...?"
 * "Toadsworth, did you see...?"
 * "What happened?"
 * "Um, excuse me, but..."
 * "Mario, be careful! I have a bad feeling about this..."
 * "Nice work, Mario!"
 * "Objection!"
 * "Mama? Mama Peach? I'm your mama?" - to Bowser Jr.
 * "So you're Bowser's son!"
 * "But why did you pretend to be Mario?" - to Bowser Jr.
 * ''"Nice work, Mario."
 * ''"Ummm... I think not."
 * ''"So, the graffiti... That was you?"

Shadow Mario

 * "Ow ow ow OW! Not fair! Completely unfair!"
 * "You shouldn't be allowed to use tools like that!"
 * "Darn! And I was just about to ride that Yoshi, too!"
 * "Darn it all! I'll remember this!"
 * "Darn! And I was just about to turbo-dash, too!"
 * "Darn! And I was just about to rocket-jump, too!"

Sunglasses Vendor

 * "I love the sunshine, but OOOH! Is it ever bright!"
 * "Here, little man. Try a pair of my special sun shades. They're cool!"
 * "Yeah heh heh... You're styling now!"
 * "Come back and talk to me when you don't need them anymore."
 * "Hey! Sun shades alone just won't cut it for you. Nope!"
 * "You also need one of my custom tropical shirts. Here you go!"
 * "My, oh my! I haven't seen anyone look that good in my gear in ages!"
 * "Come see me again when you want to return them, OK?"
 * "You had enough? Come by anytime it's too bright for you, OK, little man?"

Toadsworth

 * "Now now, boys! Don't touch that stuff!"
 * "Are you starting a new career?" *
 * "I am most concerned with the well-being of the princess in this dreadful heat."
 * "Master Mario, if you would, cross over to that shore and find some assistance."
 * "Master Mario! Remember, the A Button is key! Use it to show me some of your famous jumps!"
 * "Mm, quite an unusual device..."
 * "Is that some sort of pump?"
 * "Princess, look! On the statue's head!"
 * "I can't imagine what the poor princess is going through..."
 * "Mario! Please save her!"
 * "Oh, I hope nothing bad happens to our dear princess..."
 * "Master Mario! Please help her!"

Toads

 * "What's this icky, paint-like goop?"
 * "It's moving!"
 * "Ick, Mario! It's all... goopy."
 * "We came all this way, and now look! Everything's spoiled!"
 * "Oh... this is the worst. Mario! Please go get some help!"
 * "It looks like this gunk is coming from somewhere below."
 * ''"It's really slippery, so watch your step.
 * "Hey, someone's coming!"
 * "There seems to be an amusement park on that island... You know, the one that the princess was taken to..."
 * "Horrible! Horrible! Princess Peach has been kidnapped!"
 * "The princess is on that island! I think it's called Pineapple or something... How do you think you can get there?"
 * "Mario! Is the princess OK?"
 * "Oh, Mario, is the princess going to be OK?"
 * "Oh, Mario! Will the princess be OK?"
 * "What's going to happen to the princess, Mario?"
 * "The princess is going to be all right, isn't she?"