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=Bowser's Gnarly Party=

Opening monologue

 * Koopa Kid: "Welcome to Bowser's Gnarly Party! I'm a Koopa Kid! It's my board. I do what I want!"
 * Koopa Kid: "I built this board to celebrate Master Bowser's greatness! You'll love it, or I'll tell on you!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Master Bowser is the best! If you don't see him now, you'll certainly see him later! Bwaha!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Now, decide the order!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Let's see... I give [Player] permission to go first!"
 * Koopa Kid: "[Player] is second!"
 * Koopa Kid: "[Player] is third!"
 * Koopa Kid: "[Player] is fourth!"
 * Koopa Kid: "10 coins to all of you, but I'm sure I'll get them back!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Think you're ready to face me?"

Item Shop

 * Entering the shop
 * Koopa Kid: "Bwa ha ha! This is the Item Shop! I don't have time, so just hurry up and do something!"
 * Browsing items
 * Koopa Kid: "What will it be?"
 * Leaving without buying anything
 * Koopa Kid: "Whaddaya mean, you're not gonna buy anything? No loitering! Get out! Out! OUT!"

Lottery Shop

 * Entering the shop
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Acquiring Lucky Party Ticket
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Lottery Ball Game
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Scratch Tickets
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Losing
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Third Prize
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Third Prize (if player already has three items)
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Second Prize
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Jackpot
 * Koopa Kid:

Boo House

 * Entering the shop
 * Koopa Kid: "Gwahahaha! This is the Boo House!"
 * Selecting what to steal
 * Koopa Kid: "Whaddaya want us to steal?"
 * Koopa Kid: "From whom shall we steal the coins/Star?"
 * Koopa Kid: "Yeah, OK. Gaze deeply into the crystal ball..."
 * After stealing
 * Boo: "Spork! Just [number] coin(s)!? Is that the best you could do? I guess that's just how it goes..."
 * or (if Boo is less successful)
 * Boo: "Blargh! Only [number] coin(s)!? That's not very much. How disappointing..."
 * or (if Boo is even less successful)
 * Boo: "Curses! That's it? [Number] coin(s)!? What a pitiful take. I'm done for..."
 * or (if Boo steals a Star)
 * Boo: "The Boo stole a Star. All according to plan, ee hee hee."
 * or (if a Gaddlight is used)
 * Boo:
 * then
 * Koopa Kid: "Come back anytime. We'll steal it all! Gwarharhar!"

Star Space

 * Buying Star
 * Koopa Kid: "You've made it this far, [Player]!"
 * Koopa Kid: "So then, would you like to trade coins for a Star?"
 * or (if Star Present is active)
 * Koopa Kid: "Whaaat? All the Stars you want!! Shucks!"
 * then
 * Koopa Kid: "Shucks! Here's your star!"
 * With less than 20 coins
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Showing first Star location
 * Koopa Kid: "Here's the first Star! Good luck getting there!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Harr! Here's the Star! If you don't have 20 coins, don't bother!"
 * Showing where Star has moved to
 * Koopa Kid: "Listen up! The next Star is right here!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Right here, got it!? Now, go! Go! GO!"
 * Showing Bowser's location
 * Koopa Kid: "And here's Bowser! Everybody, hurry up and get him!"

Last Five Turns Event

 * Introduction
 * Koopa Kid: "Gwa ha ha! Five turns left!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Now let's get to the Last Five Turns Event before I blow my lid!"
 * Lucky Party Ticket Drawing
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * or (if there is no match)
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Last Five Turns Roulette
 * Koopa Kid: "So, how are you all doing, anyway?"
 * lists places
 * Koopa Kid: "Well, isn't that just stinkin' great?"
 * Koopa Kid: "But don't get cocky!"
 * Koopa Kid: "You could all get roasted at any time!!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Now, let's spin that Last Five Turns Roulette already!!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Today's victim--er, guest, is..."
 * Koopa Kid: "[Player]! Bwa ha ha!"
 * Coin Multiplier
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Star Present
 * Koopa Kid: "Yow! A Star Present!"
 * Koopa Kid: "So, all of the Stars that used to cost 20 coins are now free!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Not that any of you deserve it!!"
 * Red Spaces are now Bowser Spaces
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Red Spaces are now Fortune Spaces
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Ending
 * Koopa Kid: "And this ends our Last Five Turns Event for the game."
 * Koopa Kid: "if you want to give up and go home crying, I won't be surprised!!"

Lucky Mini-Game

 * Koopa Kid: "It's a Lucky Mini-Game! That means I get to change the coin value for the next Mini-Game!"
 * (if x1 is rolled)
 * Koopa Kid: "Mwawww! It looks like nothing changes! I guess only I get to be greedy around here!"
 * or (if x2 is rolled)
 * Koopa Kid: "Ahh! Spit fire and run! You can earn two times the normal amount of coins! Ack!"
 * or (if x3 is rolled)
 * Koopa Kid: "What a load of charcoal!! You can win three times the amount of coins!? BLAH!"
 * then
 * Koopa Kid: "Let the rotten Mini-Game begin already!"

At Bowser's location

 * Making all players Mini
 * Bowser: "Muwahaha!! So, you think you've got a few tricks up your sleeve? Here's a trick or two for you!"
 * "Bowser's magic will make you Mini for this turn."
 * As tiny character
 * Bowser: "It takes a lot of guts for such a pip-squeak to charge me like that!"
 * Bowser: "Here, take this!"
 * As normal-sized character
 * Bowser:
 * Bowser:
 * As giant character
 * Bowser: "Hrrhrrr! SO! This little Mega-fied runt thinks I can be defeated? Hmm..."
 * Bowser: "Very interesting! Prepare yourself!"
 * Panels of Doom
 * Koopa Kid: "Match Dice with Bowser!"
 * Koopa Kid: "First, you must pick a number!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Then we roll the Dice! The place matching the number of the dice will crumble and fall away!"
 * Koopa Kid: "If you roll the Dice, and get your opponent's face, the you win instantly!"
 * Koopa Kid: "Now, let's roll!"
 * Bowser Wrestling
 * Koopa Kid:
 * Winning against Bowser
 * Bowser: "Arrgh! I underestimated your prowess! But just you wait 'til next time!"
 * Bowser: "But don't get cocky! We'll meet again!"
 * Losing against Bowser
 * Bowser: