User:Epic Rosalina



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I am the apathetic Why Bother.

I don't bother because I know that no matter what I write on this wiki, it's not going to make a dang difference. So...why bother? Don't believe me? http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Contributions/Why_Bother Most of those...don't exist anymore.

History of Video Games
I've painted the planet yellow, I've broken into the Battlerock, I've wall-jumped up waterfalls, I've conquered the summit, I've cataquacked to the skies, I've plundered the purple coins, I've broken the laws of gravity, I've explored the cosmic cavern, I've stepped to the beep, I've sprung into the Chompworks, I've sailed the sandy seas, I've taken a stroll down rolling lane and I've made Mario a star.

I've unlocked everyone and everything in MarioKart Wii, gotten through all of Super Mario Galaxy, and almost completed Super Mario Galaxy 2 until I gave up on the last level.

Rosalina Poem
She’s a silent rose in the garden, as her name implies.

It was many years ago that she took to the skies.

Just a little girl and a star child on a hunt

for the mother of the little star runt.

No knew of the importance she possessed.

No one knew her spaceship had access

to soar across the sky at near light-speed.

She’d spend her free time trying to read.

When her ship had lost all its power,

I knew I had to help this delicate flower.

She thanked me by saving my life.

That’s when I knew I wanted her as my wife.

She and I constantly go racing with each other.

She’s a very sweet, kind, and caring mother.

Her hair is so long from being centuries old.

In every way, she’s as good as gold.

I’m in love with her with all of my heart.

When we’re finally together, we’ll never be apart.

But for now, I’m here and she’s away, so far-io.

Please, Nintendo, have Rosalina in more of your Mario.

Joke
So White Mage and Princess Daisy go to a hot dog stand. The vendor asks them what they want on their dogs. They both ask for mustard. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

IS ROSALINA A PRINCESS?
No. She's too old to be a princess. She's more of a queen and a Deist. Plus, it just doesn't sound fitting. PRINCESS Rosalina? No way.

Video
http://youtu.be/UWSmuFbw9G8

Rosalina's Photo
ROSALINA!

Game Reviews
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 * align="center"|Super Mario 64
 * This game was pretty good. I found it fun.
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 * B+
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 * align="center"|Super Mario Galaxy
 * By far, Mario's greatest adventure. I only wish I could play as Rosalina...
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 * A++
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 * align="center"|Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * Oh, man. I HATE THIS GAME! There's too dang much Yoshi (I really despise Yoshi) and not enough of Rosalina. The graphics are boring, the levels are hard and repertitive, there's little creativity, and there's very few actual missions.
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 * align="center"|Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * Oh, man. I HATE THIS GAME! There's too dang much Yoshi (I really despise Yoshi) and not enough of Rosalina. The graphics are boring, the levels are hard and repertitive, there's little creativity, and there's very few actual missions.
 * Of course I didn't beat it! That last level is too frickin' hard!
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 * align="center"|Mario Kart 64
 * I thought the character graphics were horrible. The controls were awkward. I only played it twice and never want to play it again.
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 * D-
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 * align="center"|Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * This game's pretty good. Got it at GameStop and got through the 50cc in one day. My favorite character is the Petal Princess, Daisy. My favorite kart is the Waluigi Racer
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 * B-
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 * align="center"|Mario Kart Wii
 * This game is great! I love the courses, the characters, and the Wii wheel. But what I love most is Rosalina is playable!
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 * A+
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 * align="center"|Mario Golf (N64)
 * Kinda boring. Characters that hardly relate to Mario at all.
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 * C
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 * align="center"|Mario Party 2
 * It had pretty bad graphics and bad controls (for me, at least).
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 * D
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 * align="center"|Mario Party 8
 * I found it fun, even if no one else did. Perfectly demonstrates what the Wiimote can do. Also, cheating is much easier.
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 * B+
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 * align="center"|New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * It's okay, but kinda gets boring after awhile with the easy 1-Ups.
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 * B
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 * align="center"|Mario Tennis
 * It's my favorite game for the 64 on the Virtual Console. It's quick and upbeat, but also is quick for when you just have a few minutes to play. My favs: Peach, Daisy, Shy Guy, and DK Jr.
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 * A
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 * align="center"|Mario Sports Mix
 * Why is this game so underrated? My favorite sport in it is dodgeball at Waluigi Pinball. My favorite character is White Mage because she's super delicious (but don't tell Rosalina I said that).
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 * A
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 * align="center"|Super Smash Bros Brawl
 * This game is REALLY addicting. My favorite character is Zero Suit Samus and my favorite stage is Flat Zone 2
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 * A-
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 * Why is this game so underrated? My favorite sport in it is dodgeball at Waluigi Pinball. My favorite character is White Mage because she's super delicious (but don't tell Rosalina I said that).
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 * A
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 * align="center"|Super Smash Bros Brawl
 * This game is REALLY addicting. My favorite character is Zero Suit Samus and my favorite stage is Flat Zone 2
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 * A-
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