MarioWiki:BJAODN/Characters

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Baby Birdo
Baby Birdo is the baby form of Birdo. Baby Birdo has yet to appear in any Mario games. She is one of the only babies not to be a star child. She looks extremely similar to her older self, except for her personal bow. A photograph of the current appearance of Baby Birdo.

Games starred in:
None

("A baby with a wedding ring?")

Baby Bowser
Although he is the child of his father and mother.......

"Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi appeared in an episode of The great adventure of Mario 2, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel". In this episode, Yoshi and Kooky von Koopa attempted to use Kooky's Time Travel Tube to go back in time to Brooklyn and stop the X-men. from getting transported to the habbo Hotel via going through a teleporter disguised as a bathtub they were fixing. The current day Mario Bros. attempt to stop them, by following Koopa and Kooky through to Habbo. However, due to a glitch in the Teleport Travel Tube, everyone on board is turned gay. Baby Toad however manages to retrieve the Tube after it is fixed and turn himself and the Mario Bros. back to Habbo. The Mario Bros. and Toad later stop Yoshi's scheme.

Physical Description
Baby Luigi is very similar to Baby Toad. Both have a reputation of being quite "gay". He also has a thin layer of brown hair always covered by his trademark "L" hat. The only major difference between Baby Mario and Toad is that Toad is obviously an alien mushroom, while Baby Luigi wears a green shirt and green hat. Also, Baby Luigi's sneakers are green and Toad hates sneakers.

Baby on Wii
['nuff said]

Baby Rosalina
Baby Rosalina, State together with the young Polari, this 3D image. Baby Rosalina has no magic wand as Princess Rosalina has. But only later when she gets her degree she has achieved. Baby Rosalina not even exist, but everyone has ever had a baby, so why is Baby Rosalina here.

("Sooner or later Baby Rosalina will come")

(Later recreated as the following):

Baby Rosalina is the baby version of galaxy princess, Rosalina. She hasn't been in very many games. Her most famous appearance is in Diaper Duty 2: The Eggs. Baby Rosalina appears in the Super Baby Partners Squad game. She helps Baby Mario & Baby Luigi rescue Baby Peach & Baby Daisy from Baby Bowser by giving them special abilities and a few hints. She becomes a playable character after the game is completed.

Games she appears in: Diaper Duty 2: the eggs Diaper Duty 3: Baby Peach's turn to shine Diaper Duty 4: Piranha Plant storms Diaper Duty 5: Koopa Kid Gets Mad Diaper Duty 6: Baby Birdo is born Diaper Duty 7: The Nega star children Diaper Duty 9: The lost island Super Baby Mario Kart



Baby toad
Baby Toad is a little Toad. He always sleeping and he love Mario

("The "Baby Toad" is just a Mini Mushroom and the body of an official artwork Toad from Super Mario Galaxy- with added MSPaint hands")

Baby waluigi
Baby Waluigi

("If anyone needs any help after seeing this image, I know a good therapist." - )

WELL FROM WHAT I THINK I KNOW UMMMM HE LOVES BABY DAISY

("I think I know.... So you are not sure if you know?")

Baby Waluigi, comes in for almost nothing Baby Waluigi has a, and a coin in his hand. He hates (not Baby Luigi).

("Great, another Baby Waluigi")

Brown Yoshi
Due to the absence of Brown Yoshis in recent games, and with the prevailance of Orange Yoshis instead, many consider Brown Yoshi and Orange Yoshi to be one and the same. Of course, it's also possible that Brown Yoshis are simply endangered.

("I deleted it at first, but now I think this deserves to be in the BJAODN. I mean, come on! Endangered? What are those guys doing? Hunting them? I hope so! We need that wikipedia template for those species! ^_^" )

Common sense
Bowser's plans are also sometimes complicated in themselves and involve numerous crimes such as abduction, theft, robbery, terrorism, abuse, harrassment, blackmail, arson, destruction, numerous attempts of mass murder, minion facilitation, child endangerment, assault, and even acts such as frame-up, fraud, and identity theft as evident in Super Mario Sunshine.

Emotions
While Bowser has been shown from pure relentless evil to a comical villain, there have been hardly any instances where Bowser has shown any form of emotion other than anger or hatred. Bowser has never shown any remorse for his actions, which have led to numerous atrocities and caused much destruction from the Mushroom Kingdom all the way to the outer reaches of the universe. Bowser also seems to lack sympathy and has disregard for any form of life. Bowser's many attacks on the Mushroom Kingdom could have easily taken many lives, but Bowser has never shown any remorse when doing these attacks, only focusing on obtaining power and ruling the Mushroom Kingdom with Peach at his side. In Paper Mario, Mario's defeat at the hands of Bowser, to which Bowser mockingly laughed at, could be considered murder as he is only able to rise up after the combined energy of the Star Spirits. In Super Paper Mario, Bowser has shown to have no problems killing his own minions when they attack. He has even on occasions abducted infants to fulfill his nefarious goal of conquest and did not care in the least for their well being. Perhaps Bowser's biggest demonstration for disregard for other lives is in Super Mario Galaxy, where his plot was to wipe out entire galaxies to create a cosmos he can control.

Mario Tennis
[...]However, she lacks her crown, and has a short-lived suntan.

Dedar
[...]Dedar is so confident in his abilities that he suggests Toad should plan on having some excuses for losing. Toad, of course, made him eat his words.[...]

("This is an encyclopedia, not a Dedar-hate site. Also, people who don't understand idioms would probably get confused." -)

Diddy Kong
return of the werdos The old render of Diddy Kong.Diddy Kong first appeared in revenge of the werdos the last donkeyDonkey Kong Country, here he was still Donkey Kong's apprentice and an in-training video-game star. Wanting to humor an over eager Diddy,but diddy got mad at dk and banished him from the jungle forever Donkey decided to let Diddy guard his Banana Hoard. Unfortunately, when DK assigned this duty to Diddy he hadn't expected the Kremling Krew to attack. Unable to hold off an attack by a Krusha, Diddy was sealed in a barrel. The next morning Donkey awoke and, realizing his bananas were missing, he found and released Diddy and the two set off to reclaim them and drive the Kremlings off of Donkey Kong Island. Eventually Donkey and Diddy managed to defeat King K. Rool and the Kremling Krew.

werdoland 2 diddys distruction

Disaster soon struck in werdo land 2 diddys distruction, when the Kremling Krew kidnapped Donkey Kong burned him in a fire took diddy with him when he did it then burned his face and whisked him away to their own island, werdo Isle. K. werd threatened to never return Donkey Kong unless he was given the mario of Banana crack, which Diddy agrese to give because all the trouble that he and Donkey Kong went through to help him in the previous game. It was up to Diddy and werdo sqad to venture through werdo Isle and dystroy Donkey Kong withKaptain K. Rool. Near the end of werdo land 2 diddys dystruction, Donkey Kong was dystroyed by Diddy and the werdo squad and werdo Isle sank them to the ocean.

("These edits are weird")

The Dinosaurs
[...]The Dinosaurs are a group of, as the name indicates,inhabiting Diamond City[...]

("It should be noted that, unlike what the article says, the Dinosaurs are not actual dinosaurs; They are a Pizza chain.")

Donkey Kong Country Wii
Donkey Kong Country Wii is a video game in development by Rare and Nintendo (collectively called "DK Wii") for the Wii. It was announced by Nintendo of America president and CEO Reggie Fils-Aime and a trailer was briefly shown during the Electronic Entertainment Expo 2009. The game features 3D side-scrolling gameplay. Fils-Aime stated that Donkey Kong Country Wii would "take you deeper into Kong's story," and also noted that the game would be a return to the style of the traditional series as opposed to the Konga series, though the game will have you fighting and his army of Kremlings and the new main villain of the series Emperor Wart. It is scheduled for release in 2011.

("Why was this part of the Donkey Kong article?")

Dry Bowser
[...]This may be because his transformation pushed his anger and hatred of Mario to the extremes, possibly completely corrupting himself. In other words, Bowser's mean to the bone.[...]

Fawful
("That circle is wonderful")

Trivia

 * It should be noted that Funky Kong is considered to have the best theme song in whatever game he appears in.

Harry Blackstone Jr.
Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!.[...]

("When will he be alive again?")

Herman Smirch
Because of the series' early cancellation, the truth about Smirch's misadventures was never truly revealed - that he had merely hallucinated Tatanga, Daisy, and Mario coming out, and none of it was happening at all.

Kamek
Kamek is a high ranking Magikoopa in the Koopa Troop. Kamek has cared for Bowser since he was a child. Kamek's first appearance was in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island where he foresaw that two babies born that night would cause great trouble for the Koopa Troop. Kamek captured one of them, Baby Luigi, but failed to find the other one, Baby Mario. Kamek continued to serve Bowser for many years, trying to kidnap Mario & Luigi, but failing. Kamek is also a leader of his own group known as the Toadies, who follow Kamek's every whim. Kamek also made an appearance in the spin-off game, Mario Party DS, once again serving as Bowser's Acolyte. Somehow, he has managed to appear again in New Super Mario Bros. Wii as he continues to assist the Koopalings and Bowser.

Lucas
[...]Lucas may be related to Snufit Ball, as the first part of the names start with the "oo" sound. Whether Miyamoto planned this, or if it is just a weird coincidence.[...]

Luigi
[...] ...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario. [...]

[...]When Luigi uses his Final Smash, the Negative Zone, it sounds like Luigi says, "hell". This may be one hint that Luigi has a really depressing life. [...]

[...] Toad had really good terms with Luigi for a very long time. He gives him special items in Luigi's Mansion. Luigi and Toadette are actually secretly dating.[...]

Talk:Mama Toad
Mama Toad is the mom of all the toads

Mario
..."Mario claimed in "Plumbers Academy," Mario claimed that he was born with a plunger in his hand"... " *gasps* Hay! Come back here! - Mario Tennis

("Hay is for horses" - )

The following two images are a commentary made by a former administrator on the very poor state of the Mario page circa 2010.





Metal Mario (character)
Unlike Mario, Metal Mario often plays the role of Mario's rival.

(I wonder how Mario was his own rival. )

Mini Peach
...The Mini Peach toys resemble the current design of Princess Peach.

("Really? They looked more like Poochy to me." - )

MIPS

 * MIPS, Also looks very high in this picture. He may have had a bit too much to toke before getting himself lost in the Basement of princess peaches Castle.

("Or maybe he's just good friends with Tommy Chong? The world may never know." - )

Mowz
Ms. Mowz from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is most likely a Mowz because she's a thief (though she is white)-plus the name Mowz may even be based on her name. Also the name Mowz is a pun on "Mouse".

(Ms. Mowz is a Mowz?! I never knew that!)

Old Man Skoo
[...]It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa. [...]

Orange Yoshi
[...] |An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors. [...]

Princess Peach
In Mario Golf, Plum and Peach were partners. She was in the intro along with Mario, Luigi, and Peach. They were shown golfing together. Since Daisy replaced Plum, it is possible Plum had a good relation with Peach just like Daisy does. But Peach is not her mom. Mario

Mario
She has a good relation with Mario, And probably is one of his friends. She might be Mario's relative, or not.

Princess Daisy
[...]in Mario Kart Double Dash!! daisy shares with Princess Peach the heart  ability.it alows daisy to get any item that hits her kart!!!!!!![...]

("My excitement will likely give me a heart attack." - )

Relationship with Other Characters
[...] Arguably the greatest evidence for any existing relationship between Luigi and Daisy is in the Super Mario Bros. film, released in 1993. Luigi and Daisy were quite clearly depicted as being infatuated with one another in this movie.

Princess Peach
[...]((spoiler))

you may not know this but Rosalina is actually peach`s daughter in the story chapter the dream of rosalina`s story it shows peach as her mom so that clearly makes mario her dad. but she is not from the same timeline as it says the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way… So.. you’ll see.” to mario.[...]

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
In Yoshi's Island, Toadstool was not in the game at all. Instead, Baby Mario and Yoshi rescued Baby Luigi from Kamek the Magikoopa.

Peach doesnt make sense in the Marioverse (Mickeyverse)
who was da dude who created Peach? she is nonsense and a VERY MINOR character. Rosalina should be in her place or maybe another princess... Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)
 * In the Mickeyverse, Peach is almost unknown, what makes her useless in this wiki. I would rather delete her article but i'm not a SySop.Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)

("...She's one of the four main characters...")

Puniper
[...]
 * The real game's tattle mispells "Puni" as "Puny".

("Did you write the game's tattle?" — )

Shadow Mario
""EARTH!" "FIRE!" "WIND!" "WATER!" "HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"

Captain Planet, he's our hero Gonna take pollution down to zero

He's our powers magnified And he's fighting on the planet's side

Captain Planet, he's our hero Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the Planeteers You can be one too 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!""

- Shadow Mario

Shy Guy
Yoshi is the main enemy of the Shy Guy clan. Yoshi has more abilities than an alone Shy Guy, making easy for him eat it and turning it in an egg. In the sports games, Shy Guy and Yoshi don't show any rivalry.

Mario is another Shy Guys's enemy. In Super Mario Bros. 2 Mario has to defeat the Shy Guy clan to defeat Wart. In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario (as Baby Mario) rides Yoshi and fight with the Bowser army (including Shy Guys) to rescue his brother Luigi (as Baby Luigi). Mario and Shy Guys's rivalry isn't too hard in recent games.

In many games Bowser is the leader of the Shy Guy clan. The Shy Guys work for Bowser trying to do bad things, but they aren't bad.

Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader.

(The humorous thing about this is that it's a relationship section about a species, but written like the Shy Guys were a single character. It would be like writing about the relation between various things Mario eat in the Paper Mario series.)

SIRI
SIRI is a really stupid computer who Mario asks really stupid questions to. SIRI will appear in the upcoming game Super Mario iPhone 4S, where she is a boss and later a shop owner that Mario, Luigi and Ros[...]

(I didn't know they made Mario games for iPhone. )

Trivia

 * He got the name "Slim" because he makes Mario and the other heroes slim.

Smart toad
Smart Toad

Bio Smart toad is the smartest of toad out of princess peach's toad

Solid Snake

 * during codec conversation, snake seems in not like sonic for no real reason. it may be because snakes and hedgehogs a enemies.

Spooky Speedster
He is a Boo wearing a helmet and goggles that will challenge Mario to a race for a Power Star.

("That is one competitive helmet and goggles we got here." -)

Sue Pea
Sadly, what started as a short nap turned into eternal rest for this young girl.

(Boo-hoo.)

Swanky Kong
Swanky Kong's original and first appearance.

Swanky Kong: Relationship unknown. Probably DK's twin brother (he does bear a striking resemblance).

(Found on the Kong family page)

Tiptron
Tiptron is a robotic version of Tippi, a partner of Mario in the game Super Paper Mario. At the end of the game, Count Bleck and Tippi marry each other, to stop The Void, and the player can no longer use Tippi which is incredibly sad.

(Boo hoo.)

Tiptron MK. II
[...]His name is a reference to Custom Robo.[...]

Toad
Taken from Enemy Course

[...]The player(s) need collect eight Toad Balloons to release a treasure chest that contains a Toad in it. It'll thank him or her for rescuing him and will give them three Mushrooms.[...]

(What is Toad? Some sort of robot? Notice how it said HIM after IT. I wonder how robots can change gender.)

(An edit was made by a vandal that replaces the article with that of John Stephen Goodman. Due to the length of the edit, a link to it is neccesarry.)

Taken from Washroom (1F)

[...]When the plumber speaks to the Toad, it mentioned that it had dropped something important inside the toilet.[...]

("*facepalms*" - )

Toadette
[...] Toadette has many of the same personality traits as her brother, Toad. [...]

Toadsworth
[...]Toadette is of the same species as Toadsworth. [...]

(What a close relationship! O)

("I think it should also be noted that Toadette and Dr. Crygor have two feet." - )

Toadsworth
[...]"He has a British accent and talks British as well;."[...]

("British is a language, who knew.")

True Mimi
The True Mimi is a just a horrible,horrible monster.She appears in Super Paper Mario.The first meeting of the true Mimi is when the player is asked to sign a paper.If the player chose to sign or not Mimi will appear and turn into her spider like form.She will change in these steps.

1:At the start is already disgusting.She twists her head around so that her tie is at the top.

2:Her tie will flash.Then it will come off.

3:No more eyes for Mimi!One pony tail will come off.The other will stay and stick to 1 of her legs when they sprout.

She will also be seen when battling The Sammer Guys.Also she will be battled by Princess Peach near the destruction of all worlds.

Wario
"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"

- Wario

In Mario Party 6, Wario and Toadette's team name is named Secret Friends. This may refer that Wario and Toadette were once friends, secretly.

A poopoo head jerk
(That was a header for a section)

Yoshi
It is unknown if Yoshi and Wart have met or not, but he may have knowledge on Yoshis. It may seems Wart and the Yoshis shares bad chemistry, for stealing the Yoshi Eggs from them, scattering them all over Subcon so Mario and friends must recuperate the eggs in Super Mario Advance.

Waluigi
(On May 25th 2011, the content on the Waluigi page was replaced with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about Dick Dastardly, a well-know Hanna-Barbera villain best known for his appearance in Wacky Races. The vandalism was reverted in a little less than 5 minutes after it was made, (Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, this revision isn't directly archived on BJAODN.))

Whittle
[...] They speak with simplified, somewhat incorrect grammar, but it should be pointed out that their linguistic abilities are above average for trees.

Whomp King
("We love the fact that people edit the article and play pranks on us")