List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga quotes

The following is a list of quotes in the game Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Birdo

 * "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
 * "Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!"
 * "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
 * "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"

Bowletta

 * "Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken. I'm... Bowletta!!!"


 * "Koopalings! Your time has come!"
 * ''"You've done well to make it here! I should have expected as much from the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Unfortunately for you, those who desire to disrupt my plans have very short futures! After conquering the Beanbean Kingdom, I intend to make the Mushroom Kingdom mine as well! My new country has no need for old superstars! It will do just fine with only one: the Great Bowletta!!!
 * ''"GAHH! No cursed Mario Bros.! Not again..."
 * "EEYAH HA HA! FOOLS! You let your guards down! Even with all your fancy attacks, you can't beat me! Farewell, you two losers! It's time you took a nice relaxing break... IN MY BELLY!!!"
 * "I need no voice this time... I'll just steal... the real deal!!! Eeyah ha ha ha ha!"
 * "You puny little worms are no match for me now! I'm only going to say this once so listen up! If you want your precious princess returned safely... Bring me the four pieces of the beanstar! I will contact you again once the beanstar is complete!"
 * "You have done well! Seeing through their fake beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!"
 * "What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?"
 * "Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!"
 * "You reap the beans you saw, fools! Now meet your doom!"
 * "S-Somethings wrong here... T-Two princesses?!? Wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!"
 * "At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!"
 * "Hmph! They're a slick bunch, huh? And you Princess Peach... you're a sly one, too! By the way, princess... why are you covering your mouth with your hands?"
 * "ACK! BEHIND YOU! A HUMONGUS COCKROACH!"
 * "Fawful... did you see that?"
 * "Fawful... fire at will."
 * "Gahhhhhhhhhh!!! How did you trick us?!?"
 * "Graaaaaack! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!?"
 * "...No! Instead we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Very good! You fools make fine scavengers! Now I want red and green to bring the Beanstar to me! The drop point is at the far end of the ocen at the crypt for cruddy jokes called Jokes End! You can't get to Jokes End by walking on the seafloor, so dont try it cretins. Come after you learn how to cross the sea surface! And don't lose the Beanstar on the way, butterfingers!"

Bowser

 * ''"Mario! Do something super!"
 * ''"Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!"
 * "Urk... blaaargh..."
 * "Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
 * "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
 * ''"Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
 * ''"I am Bowser The King!"
 * ''"Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
 * "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
 * "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
 * "Bowser Baddies!"
 * ''"Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
 * "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
 * "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
 * "Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
 * "Have it your way..."
 * "Yes,you!"

Bowser Baddies

 * "Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and... what's-yer-name! Green guy!"
 * "Mario! And... Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive down there, will you two? We're about to arrive in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
 * "Yeah, so, you may not know this, but we Bowser Baddies recently added a new member. Yup. He's in training until we land in the Beanbean Kingdom."
 * "Get in line, cutters!"
 * "Is this zit noticeable?"
 * "I always look so awful in photographs."
 * "Since the Great Bowser has called you to the deck, I'll let you two cut the line."
 * "Hmm... That goes there... and this goes here... Working the hold isn't easy... And if you mess up, you have to start all over again."
 * "It's nice to be nice!"
 * "Oh! It's Mario and... Mr. Greenie! Can you two help me out?"
 * "Uh-oh! Looks like the crane mistook you for cargo... That looks... uncomfortable."
 * "The K-Koopa Cruiser... We haven't finished... paying it off..."

Cackletta

 * "Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!"
 * "Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?"
 * "OH, I DARE!!!"
 * "Looking for Princess Peach? Too bad! 'Cause she's with me!"
 * "Eeyah ha ha ha! The moment when all the world will bow down to me has come at last..."
 * "Fawful! TAKE CARE OF THIS!"
 *  "Foolish Mario Bros!Fixing the plumbing is the key to disabling the Beanstar security system!"
 * "Wh-what is this? What's going on?"
 * "Eeyah ha ha ha! Peach-bots! SPEAK!!!"
 * "The Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice are already mine!"
 * "Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of policy!"

Fawful

 * "I HAVE FURY!"
 * "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
 * "Fink-rat!"
 * "Have you readiness for this?!?"
 * "Now is when I ram you!"
 * "O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!"
 * "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
 * "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
 * "In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
 * "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
 * "Yes...Moustache..."
 * "At last, my entrance with drama!"
 * "Stop it...such mumbling..."
 * "ONE FELL SWOOP IS HOW I WILL DEAL WITH YOU FINK-RATS!!!"
 * "Next it is the turn of you!"
 * "You! You are the fink-rats that came with the Bowser that I hate!"

Lady Lima

 * "Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!"
 * "C-Could you be the Mario bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom? What are the Mario bros. doing in a place like this?"
 * "What? You claim that I dropped the pair of you down here? And that I told you to fix the plumbing?... Most perplexing..."
 * "Why, we were attacked by Cackletta and her fiends and have been stuck here ever since!"
 * "We have always been at the castle acting as guards, protecting the beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands..."
 * "Ohhhhhh! Heroic Mario bros.! Quickly, now! You must go to the beanstar! Go! You must not let the beanstar fall into the hands of evil!"

Little Fungitown people

 * "Welcome to little Fungitown. I hope you'll enjoy your time here."
 * "Eh? Mr.Mario isn't with you? What?!? You say he's standing right before my eyes? Um... Luigi? Did someone thump you on the head?"
 * "Oh my! Mr.Mario isn't with you? Talk about odd... Huh? You think you're Mario? Oh...Really. Well, ummm... Yeah! Uh... take care... and all..."
 * "Lately, my dad has been spending all his time hanging around the new game arcade. And boy, my mom is so mad! Which would be funny, except she goes and takes it out on me! It's not easy for a kid when his parents are like this!"
 * "Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms... that I brave the many dangers of the desert just to come buy them. I'm crazy like that."
 * "The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality! They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think."
 * "Welcome to my item shop! Since you've come all the way to little fungitown, you'd miss out if you didn't buy a mushroom!"
 * "Come again"
 * "Hey! Come on! Can we go to Guffawha ruins soon or what?"
 * "What??? That place is dangerous! We can't go there! Are you out of your tiny little mind?"
 * "Fine then. Can we go to the new game arcade?"
 * "WHAT??? There are dangerous guys there! We can't go there! Are you crazy or what?"
 * "Aww... What a party pooper..."
 * "When a mushroom gets this big, maintaining it can be tough."
 * "Gah! Don't talk to me! It's distracting!!"

Luigi

 * "Go Luigi!"
 * "Mamma mia..."
 * "Mario!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "High!"
 * "Hammer!"
 * "Thunder!"
 * "Okie dokie!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Bye-bye!"
 * "The Princess Peach you kidnapped...is an imposter!"

Mario

 * "I got it!"
 * "Yummy!"
 * "Luigi!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "Spin!"
 * "Hammer!"
 * "Fire!"
 * "Let's a go!"
 * "YIPPIE!"

Oho Oasis people

 * "...How much is a chance?"
 * "I... don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No. How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen... ...I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!"
 * "...I tired..."
 * "I the Great Thunderhand!!! ... ... ...No, I the Great Liar."
 * "You call me Oho Jee. But I no know why."
 * "...Are spirits delicious?"
 * "Are we strange?"
 * "If this Oho Oasis far out in Oho Ocean, then that mean... What that mean?"
 * "...Me troubled... Can't make machine speak..."
 * "What do you do if you meet big Firebrand in room up ahead??? Huh? What you do?"

Prince Peasley

 * "Cheers to the superstar siblings!"
 * "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!"
 * "Thanks to you two... ABSOLUTELY!"
 * "They turned me into THAT, and locked me in that egg."
 * "What? You say you know how to get from Bowser's room to the bathroom?"
 * "That's an odd thing to say..."
 * "I will most certainly get all of the pieces before you do."
 * "And give my regards to Mr.Red."

Princess Peach

 * ''"Help me!"
 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Mario!"

Rookie

 * "Yes, boss"
 * "Red and green... I feel like I know these two from somewhere... weird..."
 * "Yeah... something about them feels reeeeeeeeal familiar... It makes me feel... real mad!"
 * "For some reason, fighting these guys... makes my gut flare up something fierce..."
 * "Whoa! That was spicy!"
 * "I'm... so ashamed..."
 * "Yes! Ohhhh yes! the path is open!"
 * "You're amazing, boss!"
 * "I got heartburn!"

Toad

 * "E-E-E-Emergency situation!"
 * "Did you see the Kingdom Courier?"
 * "Hmm... I hear humming..."
 * "P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach..."
 * "So! Off on an adventure yet again!"
 * "...I just hope your long vacation hasn't left you out of shape."
 * "That big, bad, mean, altogether nasty Bowser went rushing out toward the other exit!"
 * "MARIOOO!"
 * "When was your last battle? Did you already forget about action commands?"
 * "Ahem... Then let me explain, OK? First off, you have to attack!"
 * "Stop!"
 * "Press the Button here!"
 * "If you get the timing just right... you'll do EXTRA damage!"
 * "Every attack has its very own Action Command ..."
 * "So be sure to master them all!"
 * "OK, on with the pummeling..."
 * "I forgot something!"
 * "This is really important! You can also dodge Bowser's attacks!"
 * "Do you want to know how?"
 * "Oh really? I should have known!"
 * "Sorry for the interruption!"
 * "OK! Um... Mr. Ugly Bad Guy? Could you please attack?"
 * "See, if you dodge attacks, you won't take damage at all! And by the way, when you think you can dodge... Just look over here to be sure!"
 * "Then watch closely as your foe attacks and time your dodge!"
 * "Listen to me, everyone!!! Something terrible has happened!"
 * "The Goodwill Ambassador from our neighbor, the Beanbean Kingdom, just paid a visit!"
 * "Yeah! But it was no friendly visit! The ambassador stole Princess Peach's voice !"
 * "...A-And replaced it with this explosive vocabulary!"
 * "Mario! Please! Go and retrieve Princess Peach's beautiful voice! Only you can do it!"
 * "The perpetrator came from the Beanbean Kingdom! If you head over there, you should be able to learn more!"
 * "You can stretch out and warm up here in this plaza."
 * "Oh, and I'd talk to everyone around here. Who knows what you might learn?"
 * "Mario! Bowser isn't that way!"
 * "I've been trying to tell you he's not there! Don't you listen?"
 * "You know what? You're a real pest! And guess what else? You still can't go that way!"
 * "So, you're going to the Beanbean Kingdom? That's quite a journey. Do you want to learn about Action Icons before you go?"
 * "Haha! Oh, all right, all right..."
 * "Action Icons are symbols that show you what actions you can perform at any given time."
 * "If you press the A button when this icon is showing, you'll jump. BOING! You're good at that, right?"
 * ''"Stand in front of someone and press the A Button when this icon appears to speak.
 * ''"And when this icon appears, press the A Button to do a little investigating...You'll see this icon when you stand near signs and things. Keep an eye out for it!
 * "So, that's the fast and dirty explanation. Want to hear it again?"
 * "Hey, by the way, is Luigi staying behind to keep an eye on the home front?"
 * "Oh! Wow! My Mushroom! You got it for me?"
 * "B-but...What? Awww..."
 * "Won't you please return my Mushroom to me?"
 * "Oh, thank you so much! Yes! But...Say, you're going to the Beanbean Kingdom soon, huh? You'd better keep it, then. And please take this as a going-away gift! I insist!"
 * "And good luck with all your jumping and stuff over there in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
 * "Practice your jumping so you can remember how high you can jump!"
 * "Oh! Mario! Your mustache looks so silky-smooth today! Show me that super jump!"
 * "Oh! That was so awesome! Mario, you're the only one in the whole world who can jump like that! You rule!"
 * "It's just like I always say: If you see that mustache and that jump, it's Mario!"
 * "This is weird..I can't seem to find my precious belonging. Mario! Do you think maybe you could help me look for it?"
 * "Some hero you are..."
 * "Come on! Please? Just help me find my precious belonging!"
 * "I think I dropped it while I was walking up here, so focus on this ledge, OK?"
 * ''"You know, when you approach suspicious-looking areas, the Action Icon changes... If I were you, I'd ask that guy near the fountain about the Action Icons!
 * "Hey! That's it! That's the precious belonging I've been looking for! Thank you!"
 * "You are the best! THE BEST! Please take this in return!"
 * "Keep up the good work!"
 * "Yeah, so, I recently returned from a really nice trip to the Beanbean Kingdom. Ah, Hoohoo Mountain, Oho Ocean, Chucklehuck Woods, Teehee Valley... So much to see! I've recorded all my travels in my Save Album!"
 * "Bowser's Koopa Cruiser is parked just up ahead. Hoo! That is one mean machine! Boy! ...Anyway, it's time you were on your way! Head in that derection once you're ready, OK? But, uh... Rushing headfirst into trouble like you always do is crazy, so be sure to save with that Save Album!"

Toadsworth

 * "Master Mario!"
 * "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
 * "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"
 * "I have some funds for your trip, as it were."

Tolstar

 * "Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King,has fallen into my canon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!"
 * "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I Am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust fields! I've heard tales of you, but you aren't very impressive in person! Nyeeeck nyeck nyeck!"
 * "If you me to get him out of there, little people, you must pay in coins. I will set him free... for all of your coins!!! And I'll even keep this most embarrassing incident a secret!!!"
 * "Nyeck nyeck! You're not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore! Outsiders begone!"

Yoshis

 * "So this is a movie theater..."
 * "I'm so hungry... I want to eat fruit..."
 * "At first, they taste just like beans, but then the flavor of fruit oozes out... Bean Fruit is the best! ♪"
 * "Boddle, the gentlemen who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filthy rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?"
 * *Once this sign is finished, Yoshi Theater will be complete... Ooh, I can't wait! Once the theater is done, the wall by the door will be so sparkly!"
 * "Wow! Yoshi faces... Everywhere! ♪"
 * "These chairs look so cushy and comfortable... Of course, I can't sit in them because my tail gets in the way. Ha ha!"
 * "Shut up..."
 * "This room is so dark... What do you do in a 'theater' anyway?"