List of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars quotes

This is a list of some quotes from the game Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. They are listed by character.

Mallow

 * "I'm all right now. Sorry...there's nothing like a good cry!  But why was I crying?  I know there was SOME reason..."
 * "Wow! You’re THE Mario? I know all about you!  You’ve got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!"
 * "I’m Mallow from Tadpole Pond. I’m a frog, but can you believe it?  I can’t jump. Embarrassing huh?"
 * "Mario you just...DITCHED me back there!"
 * "Whack the weirdo..." "Save the guy in blue..." "Me too!" "I will do what I can! but from over here."
 * "Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?"

Geno

 * "So you're THE Mario! WE know about you."
 * Mallow: "Are you saying this star is part of you "Starway"?" Geno:  "That's "STAR ROAD", my fluffy little friend."
 * I'm "♥♪!?", but it's hard to pronounce so...Call me "Geno", after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of the dolls."
 * "I serve...a higher authority..."

Bowser

 * "NO!!! It's a chain reaction!!"
 * "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
 * "I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
 * "All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
 * "I'm lightning in a bottle ! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
 * "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
 * "Like the moon over The day, my genius and brawn Are lost on these fools."
 * Mario's party: "One for all and all for one!" Bowser: "And I'll take care of myself!"

Princess Toadstool

 * "Don't let Bowser bruise you, Mario!"
 * "Mario! The chain! Aim for the chain!"
 * '"That was wonderful. Mario, you're my knight in shining armor!"
 * "I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario!" (when Mario crashes Booster's "wedding")
 * "Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!" (if Bowser and Booster kiss Mario)

Frogfucius

 * "Yes, come into my sanctuary and partake of my wisdom, children."
 * Mallow: "Grandpa, what are you talking about? I'm only a simple tadpole! This adventure isn't for me!" Frogfucius: "Mallow, my boy, I've kept this from you until now, buy you're...Not a tadpole!!" Mallow:"Say WHAT???"
 * "(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?"

Luigi

 * ''"I wanna be a great plumber like my brother, Mario.

Toad

 * "Hey, Mario! Lots of people use something called a 'door' to go in and out of their houses... "

Belome

 * "Ack! It's a snack attack, and you're it!"
 * "Ooh! Room service has been kind to me!  Where's my bib?"
 * "Stick for a body, head full of straw, give me a scarecrow, rah, rah, RAH!"

Birdo

 * "Ouch! You're hurting me! Now, it's my turn. Get it while it's hot!"
 * "Oh I'm never gonna to let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!"

Croco

 * "Har, har! Youse mugs'll NEVER catch me! A snail could outrun YOU morons! Later!"
 * "What's this? You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!"
 * ''"Coins...beuatiful COINS! Grab the COINS!
 * "Heh, heh...I've got a bomb...! Never leave home without 'em."
 * You're still around? Since I'm in a good mood... But just remember. I can't keep coming to your rescue, you know. If there's anything you want, best to buy it now."

Culex

 * "I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
 * "A little off, eh?"

Axem Black

 * "Better leave now, chumps!"
 * "Hey, Red! Look down there! That's the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!"
 * "We live for disorder!"
 * "Hey, Red! I broke my shades!"

Axem Green

 * "We're amazing!"
 * "That IS Mario, you IDIOT!!"
 * "We like what we do!"
 * "Hey, Red! I've got a headache!"

Axem Pink

 * "Ewww! Gross!"
 * "We struggle for chaos!"
 * "Hey, Red! My make-up's running!"
 * "Can this really be happening to... THE AXEM RANGERS!?"

Axem Red

 * "We got the Star!"
 * "Listen up, everyone! We've got to get this Star to the Blade immediately! We'll deal with Mario LATER!!"
 * "He'll be here!"
 * "He's too late!"
 * "Shaddup, already!"
 * "We fight for evil!"
 * "This Star gives people hope! It MUST be destroyed!"
 * "Ooh, my head's spinning..."
 * "Serves ya right!"
 * "You're totally out of shape!"
 * "Then change brands!"
 * "Then chew on your tongue!"
 * "Alright, that's it! Now I'm angry! Formation... HO!"
 * "Fire the Breaker!"

Axem Yellow

 * "We're unbeatable!"
 * "That guy's even worse-looking than that clod, Mario!"
 * "We are..."
 * "I'm... hungry!!"

Bowyer

 * "A lesson, I will teach you!"
 * "Strong you are, but stronger I am!"
 * "Part now, we must!"
 * "What's with these folks?"

Dodo

 * "I'm STARVED!"

Mack

 * "Listen up, gang! These guys are here to put a stop to OUR party! Are we HAPPY about this?!"
 * "Boing, boing, boing."
 * "Mario! I'm BAAAAACK!"

Punchinello

 * "Good day. The name's Nello... PUNCHINELLO!"
 * "They say I'm a hothead, but I'll show them! You... YOU will make me famous! So long!"
 * "Not bad, not bad! Now, let's up the ante!"
 * "YEEHA! I see we're already famous!"
 * "Grr... Alright! It's CLOBBERING TIME!"
 * "Argh! I must be dreaming! I didn't want to do this, but now I have NO CHOICE!!"
 * "Simmer down, fluffy! I'm not going to waste this on you! Who knows what'll happen!"
 * "Enough! I have my pride! Now you're in for it!"
 * "What they hay? Why isn't it working?"
 * "ARGH!"

Smithy

 * "Already finished your tour of the factory? All right, then! How about a little demonstration?"
 * ''"So, you're Mario? Gufaw haw haw! Looks like we're going to have a little dispute over the Star!
 * ''"My, we're a little touchy today, aren't we? I'm actually growing rather FOND of this place...
 * "Better yet, why don't YOU give me YOUR Stars? Why, then I could easily conquer this world! We could get rid of wishes and create a world filled with... WEAPONS!!"
 * "All of you... COME! I'll CRUSH you all!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"
 * "How utterly annoying"!
 * "What the...? How in the heck?"
 * ''"Uwoooooooh... I am burning, seething! Never have I been so wronged..."
 * "It is time! I will show you my true power... I will teach you some respect, and I shall have my revenge! NOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Come, you puny ants!"
 * "Gwoooooh! Can't... move!"
 * "Mwa ha ha! I am BURNING with power!"
 * "Uwooooooh! My body and head are burning! I'm finished... DONE FOR! I don't believe it!! UWOOOOOOOOH...!"

Valentina

 * "My beauty simply shines forth like the sun!"
 * "Hmmm... I consider myself something of an art buff! And I've got to say...This is spectacular!! Garro...only YOU could have created sculptures with such gentle beauty and...raw power!"
 * "DODO! Did you display the statues properly? Fine! Now polish them to a fine luster and make them a tribute to my beauty! Pay attention to me! Hurry up, and DON'T let me catch you dozing again."
 * "Dodo! You get over here THIS MINUTE!"
 * "I don't believe this! The show's over, folks! Dodo...! Let's get outta here!! Well, everyone... Until we meet again! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha..."

Yaridovich

 * "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometime. No wonder I'm so important!"
 * "My promotion's at stake!"