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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."message above " "

New issue

 * Indeed. With the new director election, this year's issues of the 'Shroom are pretty messed up. -- 19:36, 16 April 2011 (EDT)

Awesome Shroom!
I love the `Shroom because I just LOVE the Fake News! I wish I could work for it, but since I haven't been on in a while and I just made my account, I haven't gotten the full access to everything. What to do... grr... Kameka 08:59, 25 February 2012 (EST)


 * I love it too! :)

That sprite of the month thing
"This month’s sprite of the month is from Super Princess Peach. Walk by quietly when it’s sleeping! This little guy is like most of us: on Spring Break, ready for summer, away from school and fishing at the pond." (Except for, oh, maybe that HE'S DEAD)

Sorry, had to get that outa my system. Someday I'll get around to sending Ralphfan some back up articles from the Fake Fake News. One of them is for a funeral, and says "... (species name) will be most of the atendees, though Wayoshi will be attending just for the free food."

YourBuddyBill

Cosmic Tips
Are we going to get another SMG:Cosmic Tips Corner in next month's issue?--Yoshidude99 15:39, 1 June 2011 (EDT)

Spotlight
Hey, what happened to the 'Shroom Spotlight? I was looking forward to that this issue to see what game it would focus on! ThirdMarioBro: Mario,   Luigi,  and me! 22:20, 18 June 2011 (EDT)
 * Um...yeah, I'm looking into that. o_o

Single Page
Why isn't the Single page for Issue LIII up yet? 08:27, 25 August 2011 (EDT)

Shroomy
I like the 'Shroom. I read it every month! The guys who work there rock.

I'm a new player, but I love the 'Shroom. The people who write in it must work really hard!

Newsletter
So this is the wiki's newsletter? With its own custom namespace? Cool.

Roads (Talk - Me on Wikia - Me on Wikipedia) 19:21, 1 October 2011 (EDT)

Suggestion for images
I've been trying to categorize some of the uncategorized images on the special page for those images, an I've noticed a large percentage of them are from the 'shroom. It may be a good idea to make a shroom images category somewhere. Thanks for reading this.


 * See.

Music
HEllo!! i noticed in music and artwork the music was GONE!!!!WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MUSIC???? please tell me. seriuosly it sucks without music

Complaints
Hey!

You really should look if our sections are objective enough, because you can't take seriously a section with "I like/I don't like" stuff. Let's improve this newspaper! :)

Quiz
What about a question in every issue? i can write them for the next issue what do you say?

Please post the answer on my talk

Background
as you did the background for the newspaper? --Sonic98 (talk) 09:06, 6 January 2013 (EST)

Cool!
I've noticed a TON of activity here compared to pikipedia, plus the newspaper. AWESOME! There are NIWA-opposing wikis still out there. But still, this the most lively wiki I've seen. pikberry149

Past issues
How do I read past issues of the shroom?RPG Gamer. I HAVE RPG!! (talk) 14:31, 2 April 2013 (EDT)
 * There should be an archives in the template

Mushroom Times
I just wanted to let you know that, in the instruction booklet of Mario Pinball Land, the kidnapping of Princess Peach is told by a newspaper called Mushroom Times. It seems to be the official newspaper of the Mushroom Kingdom, and it's a shame that the 'Shroom is not named the Mushroom Times :D 09:36, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

Is it me or...
...Did The 'Shroom suddenly gotten ten times better than when I last remembered? Keep that in mind that it has been a while since I actually read it, or drop by in MarioWiki for 2-3 years. I can say that the stuff is a lot more colorful, the interface in the main page is more manageable and direct; there's even rounded corners. It's a lot more vibrant and useful now than before. It's jam-packed full of effort plastered all over this. You definitely made me a regular reader now.

Suggestion: in those section boxes, force the " [read more] " text to have it's own line. It makes it look nicer. Example (mockup): Instead of ...and maybe make the  [read more]  bigger and bold it.

Anyway, I have to sleep. I'm very tired. I'll read the whole thing later. -- 04:11, 10 May 2013 (EDT)


 * We appreciate the feedback, thank you! I'll pass your suggestion on to the rest of the staff.


 * 04:22, 10 May 2013 (EDT)
 * Thanks, RAP! We really appreciate it. -- 10:08, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

A competition could be good.
Sure,it could be nice.The 'sroom could do competitions like:The best fan history,best word to describe a scene,or anything like this :)

Ashley anEoTselkie ( Talk ) 16:34, 3 November 2013 (EST)
 * Thanks for your suggestions! We constantly try to innovate with different competitions, right now we have the Mario Party: Island Tournament, which is in its second round. -- 19:56, 3 November 2013 (EST)
 * I've got an idea for a comp, but I want to join up and become a member making the Mario Kart section. - 09:23, 20 May 2014 (EDT)

hi
you might remove this, but i cannot edit my page, do i need to make some edits? Toad the Mushroom (talk) 05:23, 25 March 2014 (EDT)
 * This is the wrong place to put it, but yes you need a few mainspace edits, and you need to wait a few days before becoming autoconfirmed.

We all ♥ The Shroom
I love the 'Shroom, as a fan of Mario for years. It is great to finally see some new sparks in Mario history. It includes fun topics. My all time favorite is the Fake News! The thing is, I have wanted Nintendo for so long to do an animated Mario movie with the same animation as beginning scenes from Mario spinoffs. I mean, wouldn't you? So I have a great suggestion. How about a section for an upcoming Fake Mario Game/Movie? Just a thought.

'Shroom is lookin' good
It is doing good, but, honestly, they should make the 'Shroom sign ups easier. I'd give it a ★★★★rating. ToadAwesome12

I ♥ Hiding Koopa!
Hiding Koopa is my favorite game. Seriously! I've been putting in "Hiding Koopa" into the search bar to just search for the little fella! --WhiteYoshi2014 (talk) 11:57, 2 July 2014 (EDT)

Helping Out
Can I help? I'm thinking about a rare image from Luigi's Mansion. I want to showcase it so people can SEE this image. Can I help?

Awards?
Excuse me, where are the winners of this year's Mario Award Ceremony? I can't find them anywhere. --What&#39;s my name? (talk) 04:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

Mario Gandhi in old Fake News
Excuse me, but where is one of the old Fake News sections, which has "Mario Gandhi" in it? 20:12, 27 September 2014 (EDT)

Please help me
I can't register on Marioboards, it keeps thinking I'm a bot even though I choose "yes" when it asks if i'm human.

Hi!
I'm SuperLuigiWorld and I would like to ask if you would stop cursing in Critic Corner