User:Ray Trace

"But, the problem is there is no problem!"

- Wario

"If Baby Weegee(Luigi) must escape, he must jump out of castle!"

- Baby Luigi

My Brief Description
Ok, first, I shall give you a brief description of myself. I am a huge Mario fan and Mario games are the majority of the videogames I played. And guess who my favorite character is? It's Baby Luigi! I can only wish he could start appearing in more games. Even without his inclusion, I still play Super Smash Bros. Melee and turn a green Donkey Kong into a star!

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Useless, But Interesting "Facts" About Wario
Let's talk about Wario here. Well, you know he's a fat, greedy guy who does some heoric actions now and then. I have no obsession for Wario, but I always wondered about Wario and his deep, dark secrets. All of these "facts" are made up.

1. Instead of Medusa turning Wario into stone, Wario turns Medusa into fat

2. If Wario set foot on Earth, he would destroy it. In the Mario world, the physics are different, so they do not apply.

3. Wario can rip the barrier in time and space.

4. Black holes do not suck Wario in. Wario instead sucks the black holes in.

5. In zero-gravity, Wario would still act like there is gravity.

6. How did Wario got born? Well, remember how Luigi used to look like Mario? Well, that's the result. Wario leap out of Luigi's fat

7. Wario used solid cholesterol instead of metal or steel.

8. Reason why Wario knocks everyone away in Mario Kart? His karts are made of fat and they act a lot like rubber.

9. Wario can create earthquakes as large as 10.0 in Earth. In Mushroom world? Nothing.

10. Do you know what causes super novas and nebulae? Blame it on Wario; it's his fart.

11. Do you know how Wario got all of that money? First, he teams up with Waluigi and they choose a house. Since Waluigi is so thin, he can just squeeze through doors. Wario can fart at suspects and knock them out. Money locked in a safe? No problem for Waluigi, considering his thinness. No one ever catches these two.

12. Can Wario survive in a wildfire? It depends on how fast he gets out of it before he turns into bacon.

13. Wario's body composition is 100% fat, nothing else.

14. Another reason how Wario is rich because his fat sheds money.

15. How long can Wario go without food? For an eternity.

16. Wario eats way more than Yoshi

17. No matter how sturdy or strong the weight-scale is, Wario will always break it

18. Wario's brain is basically made out of pure fat.

That's all I have for now. Maybe I can update when I continue digging dirt on Wario!

Waluigi's Questions



 * Do you like Barbie?
 * Do you regularly play with Barbie dolls?
 * Is pink your favorite color?
 * Would you like to "sweem" one day?
 * Is Wall-uigi a horrible pun?
 * Did you ever get a good dream involving unicorns and rainbows?
 * Do you want to meet a unicorn?
 * Would you ever think of sliding down a rainbow?
 * Do you think I'm cool?
 * Do you want to dance?
 * Do you speak in 3rd person like I do?
 * Do you like being underdeveloped like I?
 * Do you like the clothing department of Coconut Mall?
 * Do you wear make-up? Use lipstick?
 * Why do I ask so many questions?

Toad's Table
This is all about Toad. Toad isn't very much liked maybe because he kept failing to protect the princess from disaster! This is just like the Wario section; it's just basically useless, but interesting information on Toad, the Terrible. Toad, the Tormentor. Anyway, here we go!

1. How old is Toad? Toad is only a baby.

2. Where did Toad's ears and nose go? The answer is this: plastic surgery. Toad thought removing his nose and his ears would make him look better.

3. Wait, if Toad's a baby, what about Toadsworth? Premature aging, that's what.

4. What ever happened to Toad's legs? How can he walk? Plastic surgery prevails again!

5. Due to Toad being a baby, all of his cars are feet powered. It may look like he's driving, but this is all just a magic trick that looks like he's driving. The less mass, the faster it is.

6. You know all of the Toads in Mushroom Kingdom? Actually, each Toad uses budding to reproduce. Since it's asexual reproduction, there is no need for a mate.

7. If there's no need for a mate, why is Toadette there? I guess Toads are pretty fond of plastic surgery!

8. Why does Toad's voice change from Mario Kart 64 to Mario Party 4? Well, apparently, his voice got cheese grated in a car accident. Don't ask me how he even got that accident or how he got his throat grated.

Series that are In Need of Baby Luigi
Nintendo should seriously start giving more attention to the Baby Mario Bros. Here's a list of series that are in a desperate lack of Baby Luigi. Note that this is just my opinion.

1. Mario Golf

2. Mario Tennis

3. Super Smash Bros. (no trophy of him?)

4. Mario Party

5. Mario & Sonic

6. Mario Strikers

Dream Games
All of these games listed below were the result of a dream or an idea. Note I gave the title when I was awake.

Super Mario Blast
Join Mario and friends in this 3rd person shooter! The game isn't violent at all as these people just use harmless Mario Party-like bullets. Choose between Energy and Physical Weapons! No blood, nothing violent. Or you can go to story mode and choose between the good side and the bad side.

Well, to shorten the list, all characters from Mario Super Sluggers make an appearance, plus more.

Mario & Luigi 3: Nintendo Worlds
(This was before Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story was announced).

Hop on your trusty live car and travel between different Nintendo worlds battling a whole ton of enemies and bosses. The Baby Mario Bros. also return with you. Join forces with the heroes of the other worlds and battle the villains.

No plot has been made, though.