User:Phoenix

'Sup people of Earth and beyond? This is pretty much the first time I've created a userpage for like anything, so let me know what you think! I'd like to apologize to everyone in advance if the layout of my userpage looks a little weird (it may not, I'm not really sure), but I'm working with a Windows 7 laptop here, so chances are things are shown a little wider on my screen than they probably are for many of you...anyway, I like to think of this page as a giant collection of pretty much everything I've ever found interesting relating to the world of videogaming, the majority of which includes the Mario series. So, if anyone actually cares (or if you're just outrageously bored), view away! :D

Game Systems I Have

 * Nintendo 64 - After playing the Wii, the graphics don't seem that good, but still, a very good game system!
 * Nintendo Gamecube - I love the sound effects it makes when you first turn it on, that's the best! :)
 * Nintendo Wii - By far my favorite Nintendo game system thus far, I probably have like 60 games for it, see below for an exact list...
 * Nintendo DS - Double Screen? Good enough for me!
 * Gameboy - Who doesn't love handheld things that you can play? :)
 * Gameboy Color - Much better than the Gameboy in my opinion, because you can actually see what's on the screen!
 * Gameboy Advance SP - Easily the best handheld game system I have, aside from the Nintendo DS, of course!

Wii Channels I Have

 * Disc Channel - Okay, yeah, anyone who owns a Wii has this channel, but still... :D
 * Mii Channel - I love using Miis in Mario Kart Wii and Wii Sports!
 * Photo Channel - Why view pics on your camera when you could do it on your Wii instead? :)
 * Wii Shop Channel - Who doesn't like buyin' stuff on the Wii?!
 * Forecast Channel - Not the most exciting channel, but it does prevent you from getting caught in a freak snowstorm!
 * News Channel - I don't really watch the news...or at least I didn't, 'til I got this channel! :)
 * Nintendo Channel - I love Nintendo and I love this channel!
 * Everybody Votes Channel - Who doesn't enjoy voting? :)
 * Check Mii Out Channel - I've probably downloaded every Mii known to man from this channel!
 * Wii Fit Channel - Finally, something you can watch that makes you thinner, not the other way around!
 * Internet Channel - Cool! Now I don't have to go upstairs and use my computer anymore!
 * Mario Kart Wii Channel - I pretty much just installed this so I wouldn't have to put the game disc in to check my race times...yeah, I'm lazy! :)
 * Wii Speak Channel - Who needs to use a phone when you can just talk to people using your Wii?
 * Wii Fit Plus Channel - Hmmm...isn't it weird how the "plus" at the end just completely changes the meaning...?
 * Netflix Channel - Just got this the other day and it's awesome! I never get tired of watching movies on my Wii! :)

Videogames I Have

 * And Then There Were None - (Wii)
 * Alvin and the Chipmunks - (Wii)
 * Banjo-Kazooie - (Nintendo 64)
 * Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge - (Gameboy Advance SP)
 * Banjo-Tooie - (Nintendo 64)
 * Barnyard - (Gamecube)
 * Blast Works: Build, Trade, Destroy - (Wii)
 * Carnival Games - (Wii)
 * Cars - (Gamecube)
 * Crash Bandicoot: the Wrath of Cortex - (Gamecube)
 * Crash of the Titans - (Wii)
 * de Blob - (Wii)
 * Deal or No Deal - (Wii)
 * Disney Epic Mickey - (Wii)
 * Disney Guilty Party - (Wii)
 * Fluidity - (WiiWare)
 * Grill-Off with Ultra Hand! - (WiiWare)
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - (Gamecube)
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - (Gamecube)
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - (Gamecube)
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - (Wii)
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - (Wii)
 * Hey You, Pikachu! - (Nintendo 64)
 * Ice Age 2: The Meltdown - (Gamecube)
 * Kung Fu Panda - (Wii)
 * Lego Rock Band - (Wii)
 * Madagascar - (Gamecube)
 * Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games - (Wii)
 * Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games - (Wii)
 * Mario Golf - (Nintendo 64)
 * Mario Kart Wii - (Wii)
 * Mario Party 8 - (Wii)
 * Meet the Robinsons - (Wii)
 * Monster House - (Gamecube)
 * Ms. Pac-Man - (Nintendo 64)
 * My Pokémon Ranch - (WiiWare)
 * My Sims! - (Wii)
 * My Sims Agents - (Wii)
 * Nascar 2000 - (Nintendo 64)
 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii - (Wii)
 * Pac-Man World 2 - (Gamecube)
 * Pokémon Battle Revolution - (Wii)
 * Pokémon Channel - (Gamecube)
 * Pokémon Colosseum - (Gamecube)
 * Pokémon Fire Red Version - (Gameboy Advance SP)
 * Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team - (Gameboy Advance SP)
 * Pokémon Snap - (Nintendo 64)
 * Pokémon Stadium - (Nintendo 64)
 * Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness - (Gamecube)
 * PokéPark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure - (Wii)
 * Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 - (Wii)
 * Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party - (Wii)
 * Sonic and the Secret Rings - (Wii)
 * Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity - (Wii)
 * Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly - (Gamecube)
 * Super Mario 64 - (Nintendo 64)
 * Super Mario All-Stars - (Wii)
 * Super Mario Galaxy - (Wii)
 * Super Mario Galaxy 2 - (Wii)
 * Super Mario Sunshine - (Gamecube)
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl - (Wii)
 * Tak and the Power of Juju - (Gamecube)
 * Tak 2: the Staff of Dreams - (Gamecube)
 * Tak: the Great Juju Challenge - (Gamecube)
 * Tak and the Guardians of Gross - (Wii)
 * Teen Titans - (Gamecube)
 * Texas Hold 'Em Tournament - (WiiWare)
 * The Golden Compass - (Wii)
 * The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - (Gamecube)
 * The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night - (Wii)
 * Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10 - (Wii)
 * Transformers: the Game - (Wii)
 * Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 3: Night of the Quinkan - (Gamecube)
 * Wall-E - (Wii)
 * WarioWare: Smooth Moves - (Wii)
 * Wii Fit - (Wii)
 * Wii Fit Plus - (Wii)
 * Wii Music - (Wii)
 * Wii Party - (Wii)
 * Wii Play - (Wii)
 * Wii Sports - (Wii)
 * Wii Sports Resort - (Wii)
 * Wipeout: the Game - (Wii)

Favorite Mario Items

 * Wing Cap - Love the flying...not so much the triple jump needed to start flying... :P
 * Vanish Cap - Honestly, who would ever get tired of walking through walls?!
 * Metal Cap - Gotta love walking underwater!
 * Hover Nozzle - Obviously, the most basic, but still one of the best!
 * Rocket Nozzle - Taking Mario to new heights...okay, wait...that's kinda cheesy...
 * Turbo Nozzle - Fast on land, and on water!
 * Bee Mushroom - Love using this, if only the flying would last longer...
 * Boo Mushroom - Again, love being able to go through things, and the floating's not bad either!
 * Fire Flower - Throwing fireballs at people you don't like...hmmm, I'm good! :)
 * Ice Flower - Ice skating, but with a twist!
 * Spring Mushroom - My favorite part is the BOOOOING! sound it makes when you use it!
 * Red Star - Basically serves the same function as the Wing Cap, but the takeoffs are much better!
 * Rainbow Star - Anyone else run right at those Banzai Bills when they get this...? :D
 * Life Mushroom - 3 + 3 = 6...now that math I can do! :)
 * Cloud Flower - This is like the best powerup ever created; I love being able to stand on clouds!
 * Rock Mushroom - Anyone else noticed just how hard it is to steer with this thing?
 * Spin Drill - Hmmm...it spins, and it's a drill...pretty self-explanatory! :D
 * Dash Pepper - If only they'd had this in Super Mario Sunshine; I could've beat the game in only two days! :)
 * Blimp Fruit - Who needs frequent flier points?
 * Bulb Berry - Shine a little light on the situation!
 * Banana - Honestly, the old banana peel gag, come on Nintendo! :)
 * Triple Bananas - Wow, somebody must really like their potassium...
 * Fake Item Box - Usually pretty easy to identify...when you're about 2 seconds from hitting it! :)
 * Green Shell - These normally bounce around the course like 100 times before they disappear...
 * Triple Green Shells - Wow, a shield and a projectile...what more could you ask for?!
 * Red Shell - Definitely don't use this if you're trying to make friends!
 * Triple Red Shells - "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Red Shells and their homing capability!"
 * Spiny Shell - There's a 100% guarantee that you will not like being hit with this...
 * Bob-omb - Whoever uses this is da bomb!
 * Blooper - The perfect way to trip someone up a few feet from the finish line!
 * Lightning - You just know it's gonna be one of those days when you get shrunk by another racer...
 * Lightning Cloud - "Lightning Cloud, Lightning Cloud, who's got the Lightning Cloud? If you've got the Lightning Cloud you are shrunk!"
 * Mushroom - Gives ya that extra burst of speed...
 * Triple Mushrooms - Just don't use 'em all at once!
 * Golden Mushroom - Great when it's straight, just remember to swerve at the curve!
 * Mega Mushroom - Giga Bowser's got nothin' on this!
 * Starman - Pretty much like the Rainbow Star, but ya gotta love that invincibility!
 * Bullet Bill - One of my extra favorite items, I never get tired of the Bullet Bill steering for me!
 * POW Block - POW! Right in the kisser!
 * Slowgo Candy - A cheetah's worst nightmare...
 * Twice Candy - Not as good as the Thrice Candy, but still not bad!
 * Thrice Candy - Three times the spaces = Three times the fun!
 * Cashzap Candy - Wouldn't want this to be used on me... :O
 * Springo Candy - This gives a new meaning to "Monkey see, monkey do!"
 * Vampire Candy - Ahhh, the candy that tends to make people really mad at you, if only it existed in real life...
 * Bitsize Candy - Just four words: "8-Bit Mario is awesome!"
 * Bloway Candy - This will really blow you away...okay, that's kinda cheesy too, sorry...
 * Bowlo Candy - Steeeeriiike!!!
 * Weeglee Candy - Trick or Treat? Personally, I think it's more of a trick...
 * Duelo Candy - "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
 * Thwomp Candy - One of the most powerful enemies in the Mario series, now comes packaged in a small blue candy wrapper for travel convenience!
 * Bowser Candy - C'mon, who doesn't love putting on a Bowser costume and stomping the stars out of the other players? :)
 * Bullet Candy - Kinda does the same thing as the Bullet Bill in Mario Kart Wii, but you get to steal stars from people too!

Favorite Mario Characters

 * Penguru - As wise as they come, but he really needs to shave that beard!
 * Queen Bee - Often refers to herself in the third person...wow, that can get pretty annoying!
 * Rosalina - Come on, who wouldn't want to live in a comet? :D
 * Gearmo - Isn't it cool how the gear pops out of their head and goes right back in when you jump on them? :)
 * Polari -  Rosalina's advisor...I don't know why, but he kinda makes me want to eat chocolate...
 * Yoshi - Currently holds the world record for longest tongue!
 * King Boo - You know, just 'cause you stick a crown on your head, doesn't make you a king...
 * Donkey Kong - I prefer calling him "DK", but that's just me...
 * Diddy Kong -  Diddy Kong is to Donkey Kong as Luigi is to Mario''...
 * Dry Bowser - Kinda like Bowser, you know, if he had skin and wasn't just a skeleton...
 * Luma - Does anyone else wonder how he fits under Mario's hat?
 * Bowser Jr. - Six levels all to himself between Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 - way to go!
 * F.L.U.D.D. - Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device - 'nuff said!
 * Peach - Enjoys long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and finding a new way to get herself captured in pretty much every Mario game!
 * Toad - Little known fact: he gets mad if you mistake his head for a 1-Up Mushroom...hmmm, I wonder why...
 * Toadette - Okay, now is she Toad's girlfriend or sister? I can never remember...
 * Toadsworth - He may be old, but ya gotta admit, that mustache is awesome!
 * Hammer Bro. - Where does he get all those hammers from?
 * Mario - Adventure, thy name is Mario!
 * Luigi - Green is my new favorite color! Well actually, that was always my favorite color, but you get the point!
 * Wario - This guy really needs to lay off the hot dogs...
 * Waluigi - Okay, now they have officially run out of names!

Favorite Mario Species

 * Jibberjay - Oh, come on, isn't that just fun to say?! :)
 * Chain Chomp - Comes in many different varieties: silver, golden, and of course, black.
 * Whittle - They talk. Short sentences. Little confusing.
 * Bob-omb Buddy - Personally, I like these guys better than regular Bob-ombs!
 * Cataquack - Pretty annoying, especially in Mario Kart Wii!''
 * Plungelo - I wonder if they ever get used to unclog people's toilets...
 * Whomp - The best onomatopoeia since sliced bread!
 * Tox Box - How many blocks could a Tox Box knock if a Tox Box could knock blocks? Yeah, I don't know...
 * Pianta - Awww, I want a tree on my head...
 * Noki - Shells aren't just for hermit crabs anymore!
 * Cheep-Cheep - Their name always makes me think of birds...
 * Boo - Perfectly visible, as long as you're not looking at them!
 * Blooper - No, we're not talking about movie outtakes here...
 * Luma - Regular Lumas are okay, it's the hungry ones you gotta watch out for!
 * Magikoopa - Anyone else notice the little shapes spinning around their magic wands?

Favorite Mario Enemies

 * Swaphopper - Honestly, I just love saying their name over and over, it's so fun to say!
 * Flaptack - Kinda like a giant flying thumbtack, except thumbtacks don't glare at you with angry eyes and try to impale you... :)
 * Bullet Bill - I wouldn't want to get shot by one of these...
 * Banzai Bill - Twice as big as a Bullet Bill, and twice as hard to avoid!
 * Kleptoad - Hey, has anyone seen my wallet...?
 * Cluckboom - Duck and cover!
 * Silver Chomp - Kinda like a Red Shell, only not as red, and not a shell...wait, never mind.
 * Dry Bones - Looks a lot like Dry Bowser, only smaller and not as creepy...
 * Goomba - I always thought they looked a little like brown gumdrops with eyes...
 * Crabber - Sometimes I wish they'd stay buried under the sand!
 * Octoomba - Kinda like a Goomba, but not really...
 * Digga - Who needs a shovel when you've got these things?
 * Cosmic Clones - "Stop mimicking me!"
 * Gringill - Wow, just the name of these things is scary...
 * Jack O' Goomba - A type of Goomba that only comes out on Halloween...no, just kidding! :)
 * Mandibug - Anyone know a good exterminator?
 * Piranha Plant - I'm never going near green pipes ever again!
 * Rhomp - An excellent substitute for a rolling pin!
 * Mattermouth - Maybe these guys are how the Matter Splatter Galaxy got the way it is...
 * Magmaw - I think they should really learn to simmer down...
 * Magmaargh - They easily have the biggest mouths of anything I've ever seen!
 * Pupdozer - Maybe they're a little aggressive, but at least they look cool! :)
 * Twirlip - They kinda look like onions when they stop moving...
 * Topman - Yeah, these guys are really annoying!
 * Spiny - I wouldn't play leapfrog with him if I were you...
 * Thwomp - Falling asleep under one of these would be a bad idea!
 * Wiggler - Be honest, does anyone actually not like making Wigglers mad by stomping on them? :)

Favorite Mario Places

 * Bob-omb Battlefield - I just like shooting myself out of the multiple cannons in this level... :)
 * Whomp's Fortress - I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've fallen off the side of this level...
 * Isle Delfino - Anyone else ever wonder what the other islands around it are called...?
 * Delfino Airstrip - "We'll be landing shortly, please make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position, and thank you for flying with us!"
 * Delfino Plaza - Not sure if I like it more in Super Mario Sunshine or Super Smash Bros. Brawl... :)
 * Bianco Hills - I could ride around on that giant windmill all day!
 * Ricco Harbor - A great place to get seafood, when it's not polluted with toxic black goopy ink, that is! :)
 * Gelato Beach - Personally, I would've called it "Sherbet Beach" or "Cookie Dough Beach," but that's just me... :)
 * Pinna Park - Hmmm, should I ride the rollercoaster or the ferris wheel first?
 * Sirena Beach - One of the most relaxing places you can visit...or at least, it would be, if it wasn't constantly being haunted by Boos! :)
 * Noki Bay - I always feel really small compared to those three giant shells...
 * Pianta Village - The giant tree is pretty cool, and the view from the top of it is awesome!
 * Corona Mountain - Aside from the molten lava and, you know, spiky traps...who wouldn't want to spend their vacation here? :D
 * Good Egg Galaxy – Well, better than "Scrambled Egg Galaxy" I guess...
 * Battlerock Galaxy - A great place to visit...you know, if you like exploding cannonballs and missiles flying right at you! :)
 * Beach Bowl Galaxy - Relaxing atmosphere, swimming, hundreds of penguins...what more could you ask for?! :D
 * Gusty Garden Galaxy - Yeah, I really hate all the Monty Moles here, I mean, how hard is it to find another galaxy to dig up?!
 * Toy Time Galaxy - Who doesn't love gigantic toys?! :D
 * Melty Molten Galaxy - Wow, is it hot in here or is it just me...? :)
 * Sky Station Galaxy - This is easily my favorite level in Super Mario Galaxy 2!
 * Hightail Falls Galaxy - I never get tired of running up vertical walls!
 * Tall Trunk Galaxy - The giant slide's pretty fun...too bad I fall off like every five seconds! :)
 * Supermassive Galaxy - The bigger the size, the bigger the fun! :)
 * Boo Moon Galaxy - Not the best place for your flashlight batteries to die...
 * Throwback Galaxy - Hmmm, I can't put my finger on it, but something definitely seems familiar about this place...
 * Mario Squared Galaxy - Two Marios for the price of one! Well, okay, the one on the other side is actually Luigi, but...you get the point!
 * Starship Mario - Now if they'd only make a spaceship out of my head... :)
 * DK's Treetop Temple - A giant statue of Donkey Kong? Hmmm, someone's a little self-absorbed... :)
 * Goomba's Booty Boardwalk - I love getting fired out of the cannon, I mean, sure it sends you back to the start, but it's worth it!
 * Shy Guy's Perplex Express - How do they ever get repeat business...?

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Random Quotes

 * "Then get off me you must or move I cannot!" - Mingella, Banjo-Tooie
 * "Mario...was I...of...assis...tance?" - F.L.U.D.D., Super Mario Sunshine
 * "Your butt will tell you, and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!" - Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie
 * "Yes...all new life...carries the essence of stars...even all of you..." - Rosalina, Super Mario Galaxy
 * "So, go run wild! Have fun!" - Ballyhoo, Mario Party 8
 * "Thank you so much for playing my game!" - Mario, Super Mario 64
 * "So very nice to meet you...and your mustache!" - Dimentio, Super Paper Mario
 * "Just try to pound me wimp! Ha!" - Whomp King, Super Mario 64
 * "Someday...when I'm bigger...I wanna fight that Mario again!" - Bowser Jr., Super Mario Sunshine
 * "Winkybunion? Is that your last name then?" - Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie
 * "And when you're dying I'll be still alive..." - GLaDOS, Portal: Still Alive
 * "It's-a Wii! Wario!" - Wario, WarioWare: Smooth Moves
 * "Gorillas, on the other hand, they like me a lot, maybe too much..." - Lok, Tak: the Great Juju Challenge

So, how did I get here, you ask? :)
OK, so technically, you didn't really ask, but I'm gonna tell you anyway! Actually, it's kind of a funny story (wait, wasn't that the name of a movie that came out a few months ago...?), anyway, one day I was in need of some Mario-related information, so naturally I Googled "Cataquack," which just happened to be what I was looking up. To make a long story short, guess where I eventually ended up? That's right! Right here on the Super Mario Wiki! Of course, at that point, I had no idea what that even was, but I checked out a few articles after "Cataquack" (which was the first page I ever viewed on the Super Mario Wiki), and noticed a few errors on some of them. So, I created an account, logged in, and fixed 'em. When I started to learn what it was about, I kept editing stuff for a while. Of course, it took me a while to learn the codes and everything, but I think it's safe to say I'm a pretty fast learner! Eventually, I got enough edits, and after a week, I became autoconfirmed, and the rest is history! Ever since then, I've been on here pretty much every day of my waking existence, editing here and there, creating an article or two every now and then, just generally trying to make the wiki a better place...I was also recently promoted to the position of Patroller, so I guess I've been doing a pretty good job...but anyway, view more details of my past exploits below!

Behold My Wiki Editing Awesomeness!!!
Okay, so if you actually made it down this far, you've probably read quite a lot already, so I'll try not to make you read too much more...anyway, during my time here, I've created some articles, which are listed below. Also, I think I'm pretty good at making tables of things on various articles (hence my addiction to www.sporcle.com, another website that's completely awesome), and although this isn't necessarily as important as creating articles, I have done this on quite a few pages (see below for more information). At the risk of sounding extremely conceited, I'm also a self-proclaimed expert on several games, including Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Galaxy 2, all of which I've spent probably half my life playing, so I know just about everything in them like the back of my hand. So, if anyone ever needs help on any of those games, feel free to ask me! :D

Always Read the Fine Print!
Well, you've somehow finally come to the end of my userpage, so here's some fine print, 'cuz every self-respecting page needs some, right? :)

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