User:PFVID

Howdy Ho there! This is the user page of Joey, or on the site known as PFVID. [This User Page is under construction. Please excuse its incomplete state.]

Etymology Of "PFVID"
After I lost the password to my old MarioWiki account I needed to think of a username for my new account, and so I thought of the first words that popped into my head: "Paulims Films" (name of my YouTube channle) and "Video" (because the YouTube thing) and then I acronymized those words into "PFVID".

Activity on MarioWiki
Usually I scout out pages relating to games that I like and/or have missing content and I improve them.

List of pages I created

 * Elevator Hall
 * Entrance Hall

A message to MarioWiki staff
I would like to thank the MarioWiki staff for politely giving me advice on to properly write articles on the MarioWiki if I ever did something incorrectly. They are very helpful with the way they give examples on the do's and the don’t's and general info.

Mario theories
Keep in mind, many of these theories may not be 100% appropriate and may be rather humorous than serious.

What actually is Birdo's snout?
When my siblings and I were el jovens playing Mario Party 8, we noticed a character unlike the rest: Birdo. She had a distinctive gaping snout pertruding from her face; and she has no ordinary snout. Hers was cavernous, pitch black and infinite as far as you could see. So, what’s the mystery behind this odd snout? Well, we came up with a few theories:
 * It's a mouth, although is would be a highly inefficient one since it doesn’t have teeth and is forever gaped open.
 * Its a black hole, ready to devour and tear apart anything that enters into it. There are some problems with this theory however, such as the fact that a black hole that big would tear apart Birdo's body and eventually grow to a size big enough to annihilate the Mushroom Kingdom.
 * It’s an infinite void that can stuff any amount of stuff in it. Yet again however, there is a major problem with this theory: Birdo's anatomy is not infinite in volume, so neither can her snout.
 * Her snout is actually her female genitalia. This would make since Birdo can dispense a ton of eggs from this "snout". Also, her boyfriend Yoshi is almost always very happy, and can you blame him? What kind of guy wouldn’t be happy to have a girlfriend with a giant vagina on her face?

Gooigi is a homunculus!
During my play through of Luigi's Mansion 3, I have come to the realization that Luigi's gelatinous sidekick Gooigi may be a semi-sentient product of Luigi's semen. My theory is that E. Gadd, on his quest to quickly make a cost-effeciant and powerful friend to help Luigi, secretly harvested some of Luigi's penile extract (which is green instead of white because Luigi’s color is green, duh), combined it with some other materials, and the let it develope under his care until it was a fully matured homunculus. Unfortunately for my ambitious thinking, this can be easily disproven as their is already an official canon story for Gooigi's existence and the goo in the game is not "goo".

Mario games
My thoughts, opinions, and reviews of games in the Mario franchise.