User:Plumber

This is not the plumber you are looking for, you barbarous red atrocity! (And he's not over here, either). '' [[Image:DanielWebster.png|thumb| Plumber is red known for being an  and a  Patroller.

Plumber (username history: Plumber -> D -> Plumber -> Daniel Webster -> Plumber), usually shortened to Plums or Plum, is a wild and slightly insane retired user. Since joining the Super Mario Wiki on January 20th, 2007, Plumber has become a slightly (in)famous user due to his odd behavior (such as claiming to be a lion), repeated promotions and subsequent demotions, founding of Fantendo and participation in various protests and notable events, such as the Willy Event  and  Cheese Craze of '07. Even though Plumber is retired he occasionally goes onto MarioWiki to talk to people.

red a leading user during the wiki's  New Generation Period. red He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of Cheese (sometimes known by its pure form, nitroglycerin nitroglycerine a dangerous substance almost as explosive as the rudnickius confederadunces, commonly called the ). Despite being friendly to the  working class, later  His increasingly  nationalistic red  views and the effectiveness with which he articulated them led Webster to become one of the most famous orators and influential leaders of the  Cheese Reformation Movement  red

Biography red
Plumber red started out on the MarioWiki as one who did piping for waste water, but later changed with a DON and became a Patroller (April 19, 2007 – May 13, 2007; November 27, 2007 – January 20, 2008), during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the  Wiki Bureaucracy  red.

As Patroller, he negotiated the Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty that established the definitive  vandalism limit  between the MarioWiki and the People's Liberation Army of the Trolls red. Primarily recognized for his Patroller tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's " days" red. So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Plumber red became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio of Fascism", with his red colleagues HK-47 red  from the west and  Xzelion red  from the south. His "Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu" in 1552 was generally regarded as "the  eloquent speech ever delivered in  MarioWiki Parliament ." red However, it was met with some criticism from his political opponents  and he was removed from his Patroller rank. red Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming Director of The 'Shroom  (19 August 2007 – 12, January 2008), but later resigned due to personal reasons, handing the reigns to a completely sane successor red.

As with HK-47 red, Plumber's red desire to see the red Wiki  and conflict  red led him to search out compromises designed to  the sectionalism that threatened war between the red  Super Mario Wiki  and {{color|instead of creating the Utopian|red| Free Democratic People's Soviet Socialist Confederate Republic of the Super Mario Wiki. Webster tried three times to achieve sysophood ; all three bids failed, the final one in part because of premature retirement {{color|become one of the chief imperialist aggressors, but even the other imperialists were alarmed at his evil nature and he failed, the final one in part because of his accidental|red}} &#91;citation needed&#93; {{color|death in the peaceful Glorious Revolution of the Proletariat|red}}. Similarly, Plumber's red efforts to steer the nation {{fakelink|away from|toward}} civil war to a {{fakelink|definite peace|certain doom}} {{color|an evil totalitarian fascist reactionary capitalist imperialist state that forever abuses and steps on its own Glorious People|red}} ultimately proved futile{{color|, proving that his cause was the wrong one}}. Despite this, Plumber came to be esteemed for these efforts and was officially named by the MarioWiki Parliament in 3007 as one of its five-hundred and fifty-two most {{fakelink|outstanding|outstandingly stupid, annoying, and detrimental}} members.

Plumber {{color|The evil imperialistic fascist|red}} later shockingly became a Bureaucrat  in 4009, defeating  Barry Y. O'Mama  and  Chariman Sol. This shocked many experts, who had thought that O'Mama was guaranteed a landslide due to the success of his platform for {{fakelink|CHAAAANGE|diapers}}, though none were surprised that Charman Sol lost because his party had repressed everyone for two thousand years until that year, which were the first free elections. Voters later stated that they initially supported O'Mama but turned at the polls itself because they believed his focus for {{fakelink|CHAAAAANGE|Laundry change}} was primarily devoted to finding their laundry money and ultimately felt that that was a not good enough cause to merit a vote. Plumber's victory was even more stunning because of the twin facts that he was not running for Bureaucrat, and because of his death by boredom on January 20, 2008. Plumber was the first {{fakelink|Independent|Irresponsible}} {{fakelink|Undead|Rotten}} MarioWikian to hold the office. He was sworn in as Bureaucrat on January 20, 4009 in an {{fakelink|inaugural ceremony|Bureaucratic Nightclub Incident of 4009}} at {{fakelink|Plumber's Auditorium|a nightclub}}, but was impeached the following day after it was {{color|The results came as a shock since Webster was not even running for office and had been dead for about 2,000 years and immediately both candidates were investigated as being agents of a foreign fascist imperialist plot. Subsequently it was|red}} revealed that most of the votes he got were written in black rayon{{color|, universal color of fascism|red}}, which was illegal under the {{fakelink|Wax Act|Wax Act of 1974}}. Plumber was acquitted, but was later removed from office and buried alive while dead on February 29, 4009 after further investigation into the {{fakelink|Wikian Constitution|Monkeys Banging on a Keyboard}} gave light to the fact that dead people cannot interfere with stately affairs. {{color|Webster and O'Mama were both found guilty of treason and were executed, even though Webster was already dead. Chairman Sol was unanimously reelected in a recount for a record forty-second term.|red}}

''&ldquo;YOu ain't seen NOTHING yet.... >:D http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/17/f_467pxDanWebm_ce17d8d.jpg &rdquo; I wonder if this guy had to say Cheese for the picture... &mdash; {{User:3dejong/sig|say cheese! $H33$3!}}

{{start box}} {{succession box | | title = Someone Important {{color|Head (and Tails) of the MarioWiki Imperialist League|red}} | game = Timber 64 DS | before = Mustard | after = That fish from Kirby 64 {{end box}}
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{{sub| ...Wait, why are you still here? >.> Go away {{color|fascist imperialist agressor|red}}, ribbit ribbit .. }}

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