User:Blue Ninjakoopa

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Quotes
"U = NOOBS. BROZ. = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!"

10 5 Good reasons not to mess wit R.O.B.

 * 1) He's got a... beam
 * 2) His gyro toy really hurts... ugh...
 * 3) He can... ugh... move his arms everywhere... and ugh...
 * 4) His head is flat (wtf?)
 * 5) Well... ugh that's it... I mean it's not 10 but... ugh... BEWARE THE SCORCHING BEAM... of... doom..?

Stuff I hate
Here is a list of all the things that annoy me. I got this idea from my good friend, Dom.
 * 1) Getting hit with Lucas's up smash 100% Srsly, that little boy is too powerful. Ness still pwns him.
 * 2) Ike's power. Just the other day he KO'd me at 50% percent with a f*ckin' tilt!
 * 3) How Luigi is no different from Mario in New Super Mario Bros. For example, he doesn't do that unique motion with his feet when he jumps. Also, he can Wall jump. He can't do that in SM64DS!
 * 4) The pokeyman, Jumpluff! It's the most annoying thing in teh pokemon world. I don't see the point.
 * 5) Prat falling in Brawl. I was beating a CPU controlled Snake with Diddy until I tripped in front of him and he KO'd me with his F-smash.
 * 6) Sonic's bland moveset in Brawl. If any of you have ever played Sonic Battle, you'll know his moves should be a little different.
 * 7) Watching unfunny YouTube Poops.
 * 8) Tourneyf*gs. They take the fun out of Smash Bros. all the time. "NO ITEMS, FOX ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION!!!"
 * 9) People who think Shadow is emo. That's just stupid.
 * 10) Liars. There are many kinds of these. The ones I hate the most are the ones that brag and say that they have Shiny pokeymanz.
 * 11) Fans of Chad Warden and Chris Crocker.
 * 12) R.O.B. not being in Mario Kart Wii. This is by far the dumbest thing Nintendo has done. Nonetheless, it's still a pwnsome game.
 * 13) Fighting n00bs that spam everything in Brawl. Talk about boring. Then they start pouting when I pwn them.
 * 14) When I forget where the Spartans are dining tonight.
 * 15) My fat, disgusting boar of sister.
 * 16) People who epically fail at using internet memes.
 * 17) Bueracratic jerks (not that there are any here).
 * 18) Pit. He is so cheap. It's no fun fighting this prepubescent punk.
 * 19) Pikachu. Amazingly, on Pokemon Battle Revolution, one that belongs to this certain trainer knows Volt Tackle and always defeats my Staraptor with it.
 * 20) Racists.
 * 21) How Cartoon Network is ruined. All of the good shows are cancelled and replaced with these PoS ones.
 * 22) Every hawt girl in my school is taken. :(
 * 23) Lucario's disappointing moveset in Brawl. Srsly, I'd like to see some Metal Claw at least for one of his attacks. The reversal thing is kinda lame too, but I still kick @$$ with him.
 * 24) The Pokemon Trainer's pokeymanz get tired. If they get tired, then why don't Pikachu and Jigglypuff get tired? It would be fair.
 * 25) Annoying pokeyman moves like Confuse ray and thunder wave.

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WHAT, 9000!!?!??!