List of Mario Party 7 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party 7. They are listed by character, alphabetically.

Bandit

 * "Heh heh heh! Nice treasure! It's mine now, fool!" (Solo Cruise)
 * "Sweet! Now it's time to make like a bakery truck and haul buns!"
 * "Aw, nuts! I got careless and lost my booty!"
 * "I'll make a clean break next time! Just you wait!"

Bowser

 * "Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" (Party Cruise)
 * "Bwah ha ha! Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" (Single-Player Bowser Minigame - Solo Cruise)
 * "Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!" (Single-Player Bowser Minigame - Party Cruise)
 * "If you can't beat my minigame, then I'm gonna take half/all of your coins!"
 * "If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal half/all of your coins!"
 * "Let's see who gets to play the Bowser Minigame!!"
 * ''"Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!"
 * ''"So... Let's see how you did!"
 * ''"If you can't finish the minigame, you can say good-bye to half/all of your coins/a Star!"
 * ''"Since you didn't beat my minigame, say goodbye to half/all of your coins/a Star!"
 * ''"Wha--?! How did everyone finish?! This makes me MAD!!"
 * ''"Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!"
 * ''"Grrr!! I hate to show mercy, but you leave me no choice!!"
 * ''"Huh? You have no coins at all? That's so pathetic!!"
 * ''"OK, chump, here ya go, I'll give you 10 coins... Now get with the program!"
 * ''"Come back and see me again!! Bwah ha ha ha!!”
 * "It's everybody's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!" (Bowser's Enchanted Inferno!)
 * "Bwaaa ha ha ha! Hello, losers! Did you miss me?!" (Solo Cruise)
 * "Bwaaa ha ha ha! It's present time! Let's see what special gift Santa Bowser has..." (Neon Heights)
 * "It's BOWSER TIME!!" (Windmillville)
 * "Bwah ha ha ha ha!! It's Bowser Time!" (Grand Canal, Pagoda Peak and Pyramid Park)
 * "Bwah haa haa!! Lemme take a picture as a memento of your wonderful trip!!"
 * "It's group picture time!"
 * "Everybody smile!"
 * "Say...CHUMPS! Bwa ha ha!"
 * "I have such an eye for photos... Maybe I should become a freelance photographer..."
 * "Look at those big smiles! That makes me happy!"
 * "Just for that. I'll only charge you green/green this time! Bwaaaa ha ha ha haaa!!!"
 * "Oops! I stumbled into the shot... But now the picture is even better! BWA HA HA HA!"
 * "Har har har! Nice photo! Just look at my pearly white smile!!"
 * "Now pay me! I think green/green should do it."
 * "Bwa ha ha!! Memories are priceless! You should be thanking me!"
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! This is my kind of town!"
 * "I'm gonna open my own store right here...and I'm gonna CRUSH the competition!"
 * "Bwah ha ha ha!! From now on, this place will be my shop!!"
 * "Stop by and I'll sell you plenty of great stuff... Whether you want it or not!!"
 * "Wha-? What's this? You're totally broke? Grrr!"
 * "Do you really expect ME to give this to you?"
 * "You're so lame! Take 10 coins and get lost! Scram! Beat it!"

Flutter

 * ''"Ready? Here we go! Hang on tight!"

Goomba

 * ''"It's time to play Clock Watchers!"
 * ''"When you're ready, hold the Mic and say 'Start.'"
 * ''"Aww, that’s too bad! You ran out of time!"

Koopa Kid

 * ''"Let me get this for you. No, no... No need to thank me!"
 * ''"Gwa ha ha! It's me! Koopa Kid! Happy to see me? I thought so!"
 * ''"Let's see how I can make your life miserable this time. Hmm... Oh, I know!"
 * ''"I feel generous! I'm gonna divide everyone's coins equally!"
 * ''"Gwa ha! Another job well done! I bet Mr. Bowser will totally give me a raise after this!"

Koopa Master

 * "You have endured difficult training to reach this far, (player name)."
 * "Well done. As proof of your achievement, please take this Master Koopa T-shirt! They are popular with young crickets."
 * "Ah, yes. I will keep the coins that you have collected!"
 * ''"Training is like a road on the horizon with no beginning and no end. Keep training hard, young one."
 * "(player name) is the winner. Wisdom is ever the heart of a true champion."
 * "Yet, you still need more training. Come back when you have 100 coins."
 * "You have come this far, cricket. That is worthy of some coins. Roll this Dice Block."
 * "I see. You get (number of coins) this time. May this gift encourage you to try even harder."
 * "I see... you lack coins. A pity. Poverty is ever the foe of the need."

Luigi

 * "Let's a-go!"
 * "Oh yeah! I'm a winner!"
 * "Achoo! Oh, sorry."
 * "I won-a the game!"
 * "I won’t-a lose!"
 * "Oh yeah! Luigi like-a that!"
 * "Oh well!"
 * "Ha ha!"
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Awwww, Luigi lost!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "Oh yeah, heh heh. I’m a Superstar!"

Mario

 * "Yes! I'm the winner!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Hey, stinky!"
 * "I'm-a the winner!"
 * "Mario's the Superstar!" (Becoming the Superstar)
 * "I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Woo-hoo! I got it!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Ohhh, I lost!"
 * "Hoo hoo!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Oh ho!"
 * "Uh oh!"
 * "Oh!"

Minigame announcer
The Japanese version uses the same announcer as Mario Party 4.
 * ''"Go!"
 * ''"Finish!"
 * ''"New Record!"
 * ''"Tie!"

Princess Daisy

 * ''"Oh yeah, I won!"
 * ''"You know I'll win!"
 * ''"Aw, man!"
 * ''"Let's party!"
 * ''"Watch me win!"
 * "Yeah! I got it!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Ohhhh!"
 * "Yahoo!"

Princess Peach

 * ''"Oh, did I win? (chuckles)"
 * ''"Ah-ha-ha, I'll take that, ha-ha!"
 * ''"Boo..."
 * ''"Splendid!"
 * ''"Nice."
 * ''"Oh, I lost!"
 * "Oh, yeah! I'm a Superstar!" (Also in Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10)
 * ''"Good choice!"
 * "You can't beat me!"
 * "Sweet! I won!"
 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "Noooo!"
 * "Oh no!"

Grand Canal

 * "Yeah, yeah. Welcome to the Orbistro, where we sell nothin' but Orbs."
 * "Gee, some money. Wow. Thanks...and stuff... Come back if ya want."
 * "Hey! Want a gondola ride to the other side?"
 * "Come back anytime! I never get to take this baby out anymore."
 * "Jump with to get coins."
 * "Here we go! Wheeee!"
 * "We're here."

Neon Heights

 * "Aha! It's a work of art! A new movie star is born! This ain't much, but take it, kid!"
 * "Cut! Kid! KID! What was that? My DOG can do better! Go back to acting school!"
 * "You matched nothing... So you get nothing. Wow, how embarrassing."
 * "Yes! You're a natural! I knew it! Here's your signing bonus. Take it! Take it!"
 * "Welcome to Cape Mushroom! We're looking for astronauts. You wanna see the stars?"
 * "Pump the fuel as fast as you can to fill up the tanks."
 * "It's time to launch the rocket! All astronauts, take your seats in the cockpit."
 * "Have a safe mission!"
 * "Ah, you have the right stuff! You reached the Star! First, take your 15/16 coins!"
 * "Now take your Star!"
 * "Congrats, [name]! You were flawless! Here, have a Star on me."

Toad

 * ''"Good choice!"
 * ''"Wa-ah-ah-ah!!!"
 * ''"Woo-hoo-hoo! I'm the winner!"
 * "Boo!" (Also in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games)
 * ''"Oh, how sad."
 * "Yes!" (Also in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games)
 * "I'm the Superstar!" (Also in Mario Party DS, Mario Party 8, Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10)
 * "Yeehaw! I did it!"
 * "I’m gonna try!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yeah! I got it!"
 * "Awwwww!"

Toadette

 * ''"Mushroom."
 * ''"Yay! I'm the Superstar!" (Becoming the Superstar)
 * ''"Woo-hoo! I'm a winner!"
 * ''"Oh, I lost!"
 * "Let’s go!"
 * "Yeah, I got it!"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Yess!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "I’m not scared!"
 * "I did it!"

Toadsworth

 * ''"Oh, I say! Welcome to gold!
 * "Hop on the luxury liner cyan and choose a cruise! Capital!"
 * "My name is gold, and I will be your tour guide!"
 * "This is the gold. Start a party with your friends!"
 * "This is the red. Play against a friend or the CPU!"
 * "This is the cyan. Play with up to 8 friends!"
 * "This is the blue. Play minigames in your collection!"
 * "This is the green. Purchase souvenirs and more!"
 * "This is the pink. Adjust your game settings here!"
 * "I say! Welcome to the gold!"
 * "I'm sure you'll have a smashing time with these stupendous minigames!"
 * "Oh, but first things first... Let's adjust the game settings."
 * "Shall I tell you how to play?"
 * "Welcome to Grant Canal! The lovely town features balloons, waterways, and gondolas!"
 * "Shall I tell you about this board?"
 * ''"If you reach the Star Space, you can buy a gold for green.
 * "The gold will move to another location when someone gets one. What a crafty bugger!"
 * "And watch out for Bowser Time! That chap is naught but trouble!"
 * "Sometimes he'll even appear and destroy the bridges! Madness! Madness!"
 * "Right! Now hit those Dice Blocks to decide who goes first!"
 * "First up is green!"
 * "Second is green!"
 * "Third is green!"
 * "And fourth is green!"
 * "Now I've got a gift your you... Here are green each!"
 * "The gold is over here, folks! Hurry up, now! pip pip!" (First time)
 * "The gold is over here, folks!" (Subsequent times)
 * "If you get there, you can buy it for gold! Capital!"
 * "Brilliant, I say! Utterly brilliant! And now it's time to party!"
 * "Right! Gather 'round, all! It's time for a Mic Game!"
 * "It's green time to shine! Which minigame will you play now, my good egg?"
 * "Everyone plays! And what's more, DK will convert all of the gold into green!"
 * "Now let's spin the gold and learn the exchange rate, shall we? Quite!"
 * "You'll get green/green/green for each gold you earn."
 * "Splendid! You'll play it solo! You may even get a gift from our siminan friend."
 * "You'll be playing for this fantastic bonus..."
 * "It's green/green/green! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with green/green/green!"
 * "It's a gold! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with a gold!"
 * "Let's see what minigame the cyan has in store for you!"
 * "You got green/green/green for each gold you earned."
 * "Well done, old dog! You earned green/green/green from green!"
 * "Well done, old dog! You earned a gold from green!"
 * "Oh, that's too bad. You didn't beat the minigame, so I'm afraid you get nothing."
 * "That DK is a fine bloke! You can always count on him when you're in need!"
 * "Congratulations, green! Oh, I say! That's simply superb!"
 * "Will you buy a gold?"
 * "Right! Here you are then!"
 * "Eh wot? You don't have enough coins to buy a gold! Come back when you have gold."
 * "Sorry there, old chap, but you can't carry any more gold." (if the player has 999 stars, impossible without hacking)
 * "Time for a Battle Minigame! This should be smashing!"
 * "Let's see how many coins it will cost to play..."
 * "The pot is green!"
 * "Only green in the pot? Humbug! We seem to be short..."
 * "Well, what's a bloke to do? Let's play anyway!"
 * "It's up to all of you to pick the minigame. We'll play the game that gets the most votes."
 * "Let's get this Battle Minigame started, folks!"
 * "This won't do at all... Where's the picture he promised you? I'm afraid you've been duped!"
 * "Oh, what a terrible day... Bowser destroyed the bridges!"
 * "It'll take green to fix the bridges. In the meantime, you'll have to go around."
 * "Blimey! The Star has moved to another place!"
 * "Welcome to the cyan game!! It's a chance to boost your green count in one shot!"
 * "You can gold your green if you beat the minigame! How many coins will you wager?"
 * "You're betting green?"
 * ''"You'll get green if you win, but lose the whole bet if you don't! Agreed?
 * "Let's start the cyan game!"
 * "You must remember which piece of fruit is on the cards."
 * "Pay attention, because the pictures will flash by quickly!"
 * "Hold the Mic, please. When you're ready to go, say "Yes" into the Mic."
 * "Watch the cards closely as I turn them over!"
 * "Which card is this one?"
 * "Smashing! That's correct!"
 * "Say that again, won't you? I couldn't hear you."
 * "Great job, old bean! You answered them all correctly!"
 * "Oh, tough break! That's incorrect!"
 * "Ah, well done! You beat the minigame and gold your green!"
 * ''"Excellent job! Now take your green.
 * "Oh, dear... How horrid. It appears I have to take your green. Sorry about that, old chap."
 * "Let's get back to the game."
 * "Time for a Duel Minigame! Beat it for a chance to steal green or gold from rivals!"
 * "Choose whom you wish to duel!"
 * "Let's pit green vs. green."
 * ''"The winner gets a turn on the cyan!
 * "Let's spin the cyan to find what game will be played! So exciting!"
 * "You won, green! Now go hit the cyan!"
 * "And that's the end! green, take green from green!!"
 * "And that's all! green, take half of green coins!"
 * "Thus ends the duel! Magnificent! green, take all of green coins!"
 * "Thus ends the duel! Superb! green, take a gold from green!"
 * "Thus ends the duel! Top-notch! green, take a couple of gold from green!"
 * "Oh no! It seems that your spin was a bit of a red..."
 * "That means you don't get to steal any green for now."
 * "That means there will be no green or gold trading."
 * "Oh, you have no green. Pity, that."
 * "I would let the winner spin the cyan, but the game ended in a tie!"
 * "Do try a Duel Minigame again!"
 * "I say, good show! Now let's see how everyone fared!"
 * "First, let's count everyone's gold..."
 * "This is the number of gold each of you collected."
 * "Next, we'll tally up everyone's green."
 * "This is how many green each of you ended up with. Such avarice!"
 * "Hoo! Now comes my favorite part... It's time for the gold!"
 * "If you win one of my special bonus awards, you'll get a Star!"
 * "Let's see who wins, shall we?"
 * "And here are the Bonus Stars..."
 * "Finally...the moment you've all been waiting for!"
 * "The winner is..."
 * "The winner is gold! Wonderful!"
 * "gold seems unstoppable! Tut tut! Will it really end this way?!"
 * "Let's check out the scores, shall we?"
 * "My aunt's whiskers! A dead heat! This race is so exciting!"
 * "gold currently leads the race! Hang in there, everyone!"
 * "Hmm... Quit Decathlon Castle?"
 * "This is minigame number 1-10!"
 * "You'll be playing (minigame goes here)!"
 * "Everyone is settling in nicely. Now the race really begins!"
 * "On to the next minigame!"
 * "Ah, the rankings have changed. This race has a long way to go!"
 * "Hmm...you're just getting started. Now show me more motivation!"
 * "gold currently leads the race. Hang in there, everyone!"
 * "Can gold hang on to win? I bet someone will catch up!"
 * "We're entering the middle stages now, and this looks to be a real nail-bitter!"
 * "I see. Playing it safe, are we? You are all neck to neck."

Waluigi

 * "Waaaah-Luigi!"
 * "Heheh, Waluigi number one!"
 * "You're lousy!"
 * "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
 * "I hate this game!"
 * "Waluigi the Superstar!" (Also in Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10)
 * "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
 * "Waaaahhh!"
 * "Heh heh heh! I got it!"

Wario

 * "You'll get Wario!"
 * "Hahaha, I got it!"
 * "Come on!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Hahaha, Wario's the winner!"
 * "Aaaah, I lost!"
 * "Wah-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha!"