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=Wario Press Conference=

(Chatters are heard from a crowd. Soon, there were silence)

Wario: Hello-a, you rotten people out there, it is me, Wario! [laughs loudly] Wahahahahaha! And I'm-a got something important to say, so pay attention, or I smash you. [giggles] Heeheeheehee! My newest video game-a, WarioWare Incorporated, Mega Microgame-ses, is-a brilliant. Of course it's-a brilliant; it's-a starring me! And, I'm-a coming out with another new game: Wario World! [giggles] Heeheeheehee! Also please, also starring me! Oh Mama Mia... thinking about this makes me so excited, I just want to smash-a somebody! Come here, maybe I smash you! [giggles] Heehee! My new game would be on Nintendo Game-a-cube-a. Oh yeah, I'm on top of the world-the now, oh yeah! Now, I am on every game-a system. You should like I should be: watch out for Mario. I'm-a takin' over now, baby, and I am only gettin'-a started. Mama Mia, Wario almost forget! Wario World and WarioWare Incorporated feature Nintendo exceptional collective game-a-play. Mama Mia! Doesn't that just blow your tiny little minds? Puff! I knew that it would. Wa-what are you waiting for, you pundits? Stop messin' around, start reportin', get up there, sell the game-ses, make-a me rich! Wah-hahahaha! And have a rotten day. [raspberries] Thbbbbpht. I'm-a such a stinker. Okey-dokey. Shut up and start asking questions!

(Reporters call for Wario's attention)

Wario: All right, you! the oogly guy in the pink-a shirt! Louie: Yeah, it's me, Louie, from the Diamond City Herald. Yo, Wario! What makes you think your new company WarioWare Inc. will be a success? Wario: Wha- are you cuckoo-crazy? What are you buying? Everything I'm-a do turns to success! I'm-a brilliant. Everything I'm-a touch turns to green and gold! Security, take that loser out of here!

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: Alright! Uh...yeah you! That short guy with the glasses. Polly: Yes, this is Polly, from the Club Sugar Daily News. In your new game, Wario World, your money turns into monsters. What's your grand plan for getting it back? Wario: Well, I'm-a got a question for you to, Polly. Want a cracker? (Laughs out loud) I'm-a so funny, I've made myself laugh (Continues laughing out loud). Seriously, in this game, you've got to use my impressive body and mental genius to battle a bunch of idiotic monsters, and turn them back into treasures. I'm-a not-a worried at all. I'm-a going to stomp-a those dimwit-ses, and-a then  smack them around like they're little  pulps ! Smash them! Smash them! Oooo...they will all fear...Waaaario (Laughs)! I hope I let you scare too, Polly. Ah!

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: Wow, humma humma ding-a-dong! How about you there, babe-boo-licious babe? Rehrrr! Lindsey: Hi Wario, this is um, like, Lindsey from WNN, Wario News Network. Wario: Oooo, hello, babe-boo-licious. Lindsey: Hi. Um, so, like, in Wario World, you're starring for the first time in 3D, like, is this more exciting than in other you've been in? Wario: You better believe it, baby. Of course it is! 3D offers more Wario for everyone to admire and adore, and worship. Rehrrr! I'm-a also look-a so groov-a-licious on that screen, Mama Mia! You will all be so thrilled watching my moves. Admit it, all you losers out there: you already wish you were me! (Laughs) And you babe-boo-licious babes wish you could all be with me, eh? Rehrrr!

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: Yeah, you, the pink ball ! Louie: Uh yes, Louie, from, uh, DCBNTV, Diamond City Broadcasting Network. Wario: Uh-huh? Louie: How do you feel about the over-the-top wrestling style moves that you have at your disposal in Wario World? Wario: Well really, no different than I usually feel: powerful, great, and basically the coolest guy in the world, able to smash somebody! Now, tell me something, Mr. Louie. How would you feel if I'm-a smash-a you? Smash! Smash! Come back here! Smash! Smash! I'm gonna to smash you!

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: Yes, my darling? Stella: Yeah, I'm Stella from Mii  Magazine. Wario: Humma-humma ding-a-dong, you sure are. Stella: Wario, now that you have your new castle, what's next? Wario: Well, I'm-a gonna stealin' with  some more treasures, what else? My castle is gonna rank-a Number 1; You should like-a me, heh-heh! And eh maybe you would like to come up and uh, see and play with my gold-a coins (giggles). Maybe I put-a spaghetti meatball sauce all over you (Laughs). Okey dokey.

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: You, the hunny-wunny, Rehrrr! Geretta: Hi, Wario, this is Geretta from dot com. Wario: Hello, Geretta. Geretta: Hello. Will you ever be financially satisfied? Wario: I'm-a don't know. Will you ever be as enchanting as me? (Laughs) Nobody is!

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: Ah, you, the short guy! Stan: Yeah, Stan, SDRFM Radio, Sugar Daddy Radio, Stan the Man. Wario, What d' you really think of your rival Mario? Wario: Well, Stanny-the-nanny, you are real cuckoo-crazy to mind to ask me the question I am to answer! You're lookin' for a good smashin'! Mario...Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes...now there's another guy who's lookin' for a smashin'. [Imitating Mario] Hello, it's-a me, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoe Mario! Grrrrr...he-a can't-a hold-a candle like-a me; he-a wishes he were me; he-a want to be powerful like-a Wario! But he never will. Ooooo...hey, Stanny-the-nanny, remind me to smash you later on!

(Crowd calls for Wario)

Wario: Yeees...? Bumpkin: Bumpkin, from the Diamond Enquirer. Hey Wario, Any special lady in your life? Wario: Naaah...come on, who has-a time for women these-a days, eh? Besides, there are plenty of people begging to get a piece, of-a me. But I'm-a too powerful to be bothered. The only lady in my life, is cold-hearted...Miss Gold Coins. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Miss-a Gold Coins.

Wario: Okey-dokey, enough of idle chit-chat. I've got to go back to make-a my money, and have a rotten day! (let's out a suppressed air sound effect)