List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 * "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
 * "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
 * "Taste defeat? You're going to taste my fist, you little piglet!"
 * "TOO MANY WORDS."
 * "Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"
 * "You like compost? I'll compost your face!"
 * "I'll build a bridge or something! Because I get things done!"
 * "Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
 * "Like that's my problem! I'm done with you, pal!"
 * "Try again in about a thousand years, you weird little babbling nerd!"
 * "Don't lump me with Mario!"
 * " Hey, no more running! Hand over Princess Peach and that Dark Star thingie!"
 * ''"NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS MINE! SO YOU VANISH!!!
 * "And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO! "

Broque Madame

 * "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

 * "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
 * "Your tongue...bite upon it!"

Corporal Paraplonk

 * "Call me crazy, but looks like Bowser's Castle is heading this way."

Dark Bowser

 * "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
 * "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
 * "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

 * "A WINNER IS YOU!"
 * "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
 * "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
 * "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
 * You keep appearing like an ugly rabbit out of a hat of a magician who stinks!"
 * "Fawful sings a song of bad!♪ The Mushroom Kingdom is so sad!♪ All of it is for Fawful!♪ And the...rhyme...with that!♪"
 * "I HAVE SUCTION!"
 * "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
 * "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * ''"Bowser! Meet...  FURY OF FAWFUL!"
 * "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
 * ''"Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"

Kamek

 * "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
 * "That oughta fix you up."

Bowser Memory ML

 * "REPEL VIRUS!"

Midbus

 * "You. No longer needed. You taste defeat."
 * "Sense is for the weak!"
 * "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
 * "Now it is time! Now we will fight! Then you will lose! And you will cry!"

Princess Peach

 * "Yes...We've sent word to the Star Sprites for help, but..."
 * "We've gotten no response."

Private Goomp

 * "Yeah... It... Well, this weird duo just showed up and went nuts. Huge attack, and just like that, they had the castle..."

Sergeant Guy

 * "Get it together, Private Goomp! Let's scout this area, at least."

Starlow

 * "Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow!"
 * "Peach sent word of trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom..."
 * "So, as a representative of the Star Sprites, here I am!"
 * "Oh... Uh... Well..."
 * "Well, I did some research on similar afflictions, but..."
 * "The blorbs is in a class of its own. It seems to be incurable..."
 * "If we could just find a cause, we'd have a place to start..."
 * "Psst... Who is that over there?"
 * "HELLO YELLO!"
 * "YELLO GOODBYE!"
 * "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
 * "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"
 * "Over there! Some activity! Let's go check it out!"
 * "WHAT ARE YOU?! Do you have a KO wish?!"
 * "Now! Release me! Rrrrgh! NOT how to treat a lady!"
 * "Hoo boy...shouldn't have let my guard down..."

Toadsworth

 * "Oh! How absolutely wretched..."
 * "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the kingdom!"
 * "Princess! We still await..."
 * "Ah, glorious! I daresay our Star Sprite has arrived!"
 * "Princess... This thing is...what?"
 * "Mercy! Such pep! Such verve! Such unswerving confidence!"
 * "So you'll be able to simply cure the blorbs, then! Correct?"
 * "Hrm... If this is even beyond the power of a Star Sprite..."

Wisdurm

 * "Now thennnn... I am one of the guardians of the Star Cuuures. We sages knew the day of the Dark Star awakening would come, and so awaited the heeeeroes... We have met many times, as you two well rememberrrr... The day Bowser ate me along with the giga-carrot was the day our fates crosssssed... heh heh heh heh... it is clear we are connected by a fate that is beyond our poor comprehensionnnn..."