List of Huey quotes

This is a list of quotes by Huey in Paper Mario: Color Splash.

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "OW! What was that for?"
 * "How would you like it if I whacked you with a hammer while you were sleeping?"
 * "A paint can? You think I'm just some regular paint can?!"
 * "Alright, you don't look like you're from around here, so I'll forgive that comment."
 * "But I am SO much more than a regular paint can!"
 * "Anyway, now that I'm awake, you wanna grab a burger or something? Your treat."
 * "That didn't sound good!"
 * "What are you waiting for, Mario? Use those Battle Cards on this Slurp Guy!"
 * "Here he comes!"
 * "HOLD IT!"
 * "Do you even have any paint, Mario?"
 * "You know... paint! That colorful stuff coursing through our bodies? No?"
 * "What are we gonna do? There's no paint around here!"
 * "Argh! There's no other choice."
 * "Mario, you're going to have to wring me out."
 * "Just press to give me a squeeze. Don't be shy now."
 * "Whooo... I'm so light and airy! Is this what you paperfolk feel like all the time?"
 * "All right, enough flapping in the wind!"
 * "The paint you just absorbed is basically my blood, sweat, and tears. You'll have time to shower later."
 * "Use that paint to power up those Battle Cards your friend gave you."
 * "And then use the Battle Cards to plaster this introverted assassin!"
 * "No, that's definitely NOT cool! And since when are there three of you?"
 * "Whatever... We've got cards, we've got paint..."
 * "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, MARIO!"
 * "You have no idea what to do, do you?"
 * "No worries, Uncle Huey's here to give you a primer!"
 * "MAN, I'M STARVING! How about that burger?!"
 * "Huh? Don't worry about Toad there. He'll be fine."
 * "Walk it off, bud!"
 * "Hmm... Well, maybe he's in rougher shape than I thought."
 * "But no worries–he just needs a new fresh coat of paint, and he'll be as good as new."
 * "No, ma'am–he'll be the same Toad he's always been. That's the power of paint!"
 * "You see, paint isn't just for powering up Battle Cards..."
 * "Paint adds beauty and life to the world!"
 * "So I've taken the liberty of loading up your hammer with all the colors of the rainbow."
 * "Go on–press to give it a swing! Aim for your pasty friend there."
 * "See? That's the power of paint!"
 * "Now, I've got to warn you. I gave you everything I've got, but it won't last forever."
 * "If you want to keep on painting the world around you, you're going to have to resupply from time to time."
 * "Easy. Remember that fountain in the center of town? You know, the one where I was taking a nap?"
 * "Well, it's the prime source of paint for ALL of Prism Island."
 * "We've got six Big Paint Stars hooked up to the thing, and they'll put out as much paint as you like."
 * "Plus, I mean... paint nearly flies out of everything around here."
 * "Try hitting stuff with your hammer. You'll see what I mean."
 * "Bahaha! Dry?! Good one, Toad! Mario, you might wanna give this guy another whack with that hammer."
 * "I mean... dry?! Please. Our Big Paint Stars could never run dry. C'mon, I'll show you."
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHUUGH! My precious Big Paint Stars. They're gone... All gone!"
 * "It's no use..."
 * "They're gone... all gone!"
 * "Port Prisma without Big Paint Stars is like... like... a tuna-fish sandwich without ketchup! *sob*"
 * "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *sniff* *sniff*"
 * "Wait a second... What's that smell? It smells like... a Paint Star!"
 * "I knew it!"
 * "Guys, look up there! It's one of our Big Paint Stars!"
 * "Oh, isn't it glorious!"
 * "OK! Princess... Mario... Toad... you guys CAN help me after all!"
 * "Help me recover that Big Paint Star!"
 * "I mean, I did basically sacrifice my lifeblood to get you out of that pickle back there..."
 * "Mr. Can is my father. You can call me Huey!"
 * "Thanks for the help, guys. It means a lot."
 * "All right. Let's go get that Big Paint Star, shall we?"
 * "Don't mind me. I'll just tuck myself in your pocket!"
 * "If you wanna chat, just press to summon me. It's easier and less painful than hitting me with a hammer."
 * "I know this town like the back of my can, so don't hesitate to ask me for advice if you get lost."
 * "Yes, a bridge expert would be nice right about now. Don't we have one here in Port Prisma?"
 * "Somewhere? Something? I thought you said you were an expert on bridge experts!"
 * "Never mind. I guess we'll have to forget about the bridge for now."
 * "Hey, just a quick reminder. If you're lost or not sure what to do, just press to talk to me."
 * "This is a Save Block. Hit it to save your progress."
 * "Look at you, Mr. Fix It! This door's as good as new! It should open right up now."
 * "Colorless objects won't work right until you restore their color, so don't be stingy with that paint hammer!"
 * "Wait... what's going on here?"
 * "Usually there's water flowing here, making the wheel spin around and look super cool."
 * "Now it's just sitting there looking moderately cool. That's not cool enough!"
 * "Hey, remember that time I told you that you can press to talk to me? That was awesome."
 * "Sorry, it's just really lonely in your pocket."
 * "Hey, Mario! You called?"
 * "Let's repaint that Toad on the bench over there. Maybe he can help us out."
 * "Look at that! He's so focused on stealing paint that he hasn't even noticed us approaching."
 * "I bet that's why the wheel isn't spinning–he's taking the color right out of the water!"
 * "YES! We made it to the Big Paint Star, Mario. Let's go grab it."
 * "Hmm. Actually, this isn't a Big Paint Star at all. It's much to small."
 * "Mario, this is a Mini Paint Star!"
 * "Not to worry–this is a good sign! Mini Paint Stars are kind of like... baby Big Paint Stars."
 * "So we must be on the right track. Mini Paint Stars will always lead to Big Paint Stars!"
 * "And Big Paint Stars will lead to my beautiful fountain being restored to its former glory!"
 * "Whoa! What's going on?!"
 * "Well, that's not good."
 * "That airship is making off with a huge bucket of paint!"
 * "Did they steal all of that from Port Prisma?!"
 * "Grab this red Mini Paint Star, and let's get moving!"
 * "This is where the red Mini Paint Star led us. Ruddy Road!"
 * "OK, Mario. Let's look for the next Paint Star!"
 * "What the heck is going on here?"
 * "They're making a break for it!"
 * "Don't let them get away!"
 * "They're sucking the very life out of this beautiful island!"
 * "You Rescue Squad guys are so cool. I love the color-coordinated getups, and your scarves are CHOICE!"
 * "It's another one of those weirdos!"
 * "...Huh? He hasn't noticed us yet. This is our chance to get the jump on him."
 * "If you jump on an enemy of whack it with hammer before battle starts, you'll do some early damage!"
 * "Also, you can change your battle controls in the menu. The advanced controls allow you to set and paint cards in one step!"
 * "There it is! There's a Mini Paint Star over there!"
 * "That was easier than I thought it would be."
 * "Hurry up and grab it so it can show us the way to the next Paint Star!"
 * "Where ya going, genius?! Get over here and grab the Mini Paint Star already!"
 * "Huh? But... But why didn't it go flying off when you touched it?"
 * "HOLD UP! What in The Lost Levels is going on here?"
 * "Look! LOOOOOK! The color! It's been drained!"
 * "This is a sick world we live in!"
 * "THAT PUNK!"
 * "After him! We'll make him pay for this!"
 * "Whoa! Look at that!"
 * "You saw it too, right? A Toad just fell off that airship!"
 * "He must have fallen somewhere in this lake. I hope he's OK. We should go look for him."
 * "There's something stuck to the other side. I don't think we can open it from here."
 * "We really need to get in there!"
 * "If we can just get on top of those blocks, we should be able to drop down to the other side."
 * "Wait a minute... YES! There's a clear line!"
 * "All right, Mario. I'm gonna teach you a mind-blowing technique. Watch closely."
 * "There, see this line on the gate? Looks like stairs, right?"
 * "When you see clear lines like this in the world, you can use the Cutout technique!"
 * "Go ahead–press !"
 * "Bam! That dotted line there. That's what I'm talking about!"
 * "We can use this power to transcend dimensions and cut out part of the background!"
 * "Get cutting, Mario!"
 * "You did it! That's the Cutout technique!"
 * "When you see other places where it seems like you could cut something out, try pressing !"
 * "If you see a dotted line appear, that means you can use Cutout!"
 * "All right, let's drop down to the other side of the gate and look for that fallen Toad."
 * "You know, for a Shy Guy, you're all right, kid."
 * "Whoa! WHOA! What a gift! Your card slots increased!"
 * "You can now play an additional card during your turn in battle!"
 * "In other words, you can play two cards per round now!"
 * "Thanks, Shy Guy! Wait... Where'd he go?"
 * "Oh, look! Two Shy Guy 4-Stacks right on cue!"
 * "Let's experiment with that second card slot."
 * "Set two cards at once and unleash mayhem, Mario!"
 * "There's a Toad clinging to that tree!"
 * "Do you think that's the Toad who fell off their airship?"
 * "He looks like he could get blown away at any seconds. Let's go help him!"
 * "Wow! And I thought I was you biggest fan, Mario!"
 * "Weird nonflat objects like this are called Things."
 * "And just like when I turned flat, these Things can be wrung out."
 * "So go ahead and press to give it a good squeeze."
 * "You're the Toad who fell from the airship, right?"
 * "I'm glad you're not hurt, but, uh... you seem more... naked that your average Toad."
 * "Justice Toad? Uh... Is this guy for real?"
 * "How did he say that with a straight face?"
 * "Justice Toad, huh? Well, I guess we can't abandon you in your time of need."
 * "Besides, if you catch a cold, who's going to save the world? We're on the case!"
 * "Look! It's a red Mini Paint Star. So Cherry Lake DOES have one..."
 * "Wow, there's a blue Mini Paint Star here!"
 * "So Cherry Lake has a red AND a blue Mini Paint Star?!"
 * "But it's too far away to reach. Hmm..."
 * "So... they're just normal shoes, then."
 * "Yeah, those are underwear. You're just wearing two pairs of underwear."
 * "Uh... That's just a normal vest, man."
 * "This is getting embarrassing..."
 * "Bahaha! You're a hoot! Though I guess we actually do need some help right now."
 * "There's a blue Mini Paint Star nearby that we just can't reach. Got anything up your sleeve?"
 * "Um... Right."
 * "Look, this whole "superhero" thing is cute and all, but–"
 * "OK. We don't have time for this. Later, Justice Boy."
 * "WHAAAA–?! That was AMAZING! You moved the Paint Star!"
 * "Incredible! And it seems you're also part unicorn! Although your horn is a kinda crooked."
 * "I really thought you were just a crazy person!"
 * "Mario, I can smell a big load of paint beyond that gate!"
 * "It smells like red paint. Way stronger than the red Mini Paint Stars that led us here..."
 * "The red Big Paint Star must be in the Crimson Tower beyond this gate!"
 * "Mario! Look at this gate!"
 * "Is it just me, or do these kind of look like mushroom-shaped keyholes?"
 * "Maybe the gate will open if we find those three keys?"
 * "Wait, if you came all the way here from Port Prisma just to see a bridge... are you some sort of bridge builder or something?"
 * "Port Prisma was attacked, and the bridge in the blue district was destroyed. It's kind of a problem."
 * "Oh, yes. This was definitely a bridge. We started over there, and now we're on this side."
 * "Um... kind of at a loss here. It was... really supportive? I don't even have feet, you know!"
 * "...Wait a sec. I smell paint! And not just any old paint..."
 * "It's Paint Star paint! Coming off a blue Paint Star, if I'm not mistaken."
 * "Huh. Doesn't look like it's going to be easy to get to though."
 * "How are we supposed to get up on that roof?"
 * "Huh, it looks like the post office took a little damage in the attack. See? The sign is crooked."
 * "Excuse me, Mr. Toadmaster, but we noticed that your sign is crooked. Thought you'd want to know."
 * "Wow, we're on the roof!"
 * "Um... were you thinking about giving our cards back? We could be attacked at any moment."
 * "Are you kidding me right now?!"
 * "We don't have any Battle Cards to defend ourselves with. What are we going to do?"
 * "Wait a minute... I almost forgot. There IS something we can do..."
 * "Battle Spin!"
 * "What an odd Toad."
 * "Whatever! All's well that ends well. And learning about Battle Spin and getting a Mini Paint Star count as a happy ending in my book!"
 * "So the Rescue Squad needs to be... rescued?"
 * "This happens to you a lot, huh, Mario?"
 * "But if the Mini Paint Star led us here, there must be another Paint Star in this cave."
 * "Let's go check it out!"
 * "We've rescued one member of the scattered Rescue Squad! Five more to go!"
 * "That's the second Rescue Squad cadet! Just four left."
 * "Um, we removed the tape. You can come down now... if you want to."
 * "Just three more Rescue Squaddies to find."
 * "Two more rescue peeps left! We're getting close."
 * "OK, now there's only one missing Rescue Squaddie left!"
 * "BOOM! We rescued the whole Rescue Squad! All six of 'em!"
 * "All right, let's get back to the leader."
 * "Oceanfest?! The Paint Stars are missing, and you're planning a beach party?!"
 * "...But I guess Toads will be Toads. I miss the days when they used to dance around Prisma Fountain."
 * "If we ever want to see another Toad color party, we need to find those Big Paint Stars!"
 * "There should be a Mini Paint Star somewhere on this beach. Let's take a look around."
 * "WHOOOOOOA!"
 * "Would you look at that view!"
 * "Sorry, I've never actually seen this part of the ocean before. Amazing!"
 * "To bad I'm just a flimsy piece of paper now. Otherwise I'd go for a swim!"
 * "WHAT?!"
 * "This is definitely the Toad you gave the key to! I was following!"
 * "Hm... Mario, something about this smells fishy. They definitely gave the key to THIS Toad."
 * "If only there was a better way to keep track of which Toad is which."
 * "AHA! I KNEW IT! This is all a BIG SCAM!"
 * "Look at the paint! There's your proof!"
 * "Before they shuffled around, we slapped some paint on the Toad you gave the key to!"
 * "Was... that a green Mario cosplayer? That must be weird for you."
 * "The gentle roar of the waves... The salty sea air... This is the life!"
 * "With the Big Paint Stars being lost and everything that's happened since..."
 * "I haven't really had any ME time."
 * "I really do love the ocean..."
 * "Man, they weren't lying. I feel totally blissed out!"
 * "Looks like you are too, Mario! You look refreshed!"
 * "DUDE! Forget being a surf legend. You just stopped a giant wave in its tracks! No mere surfer can do that!"
 * "And check out the shape of your noggin!"
 * "Say, come to think of it, there's a hole in the gate to Crimson Tower that looks like it was made for your dome!"
 * "And it just so happens we're trying to get into the Crimson Tower to find a Big Paint Star. Do you think you can help us?!"
 * "He didn't need to journey to the end of the world after all. He just needed to look inside himself."
 * "A Mountain Sage! That's one of those guys who knows everything right?"
 * "Amazing! Did you here that, Mario?"
 * "If this guy's really a wise, old Sage, he must know where to find the Paint Stars!"
 * "Let's climb this mountain and meet the Mountain Sage!"
 * "Hm, what's with this place? Mood seems kind of... gloomy."
 * "Is this the park ranger that the gatekeeper mentioned? Maybe he's one of those emo types."
 * "Yes, sir! We'd like to climb Daffodil Peak and meet the Mountain Sage."
 * "We understand. These colorless spots are a real downer. I'd be depressed, too."
 * "Mario, this guy's really bringing me down."
 * "Think we can fix this place up a bit?"
 * "Just a little more. Please do something..."
 * 'Oh, scrap! This is..."
 * "An Unfurl Block!"
 * "Hitting an Unfurl Block grants you the power to Unfurl certain objects. But only for a limited time."
 * "While your Unfurl power is active, just hammer things that bear the Unfurl Mark to, well, Unfurl them!"
 * "Come to think of it, wasn't there something with this same mark inside the cabin?"
 * "Nice Unfurling, Mario!"
 * "Wonderful! Thanks, sir!"
 * "Glad we could help. I actually feel a lot better, too."
 * "Oh, there's an Unfurl Block!"
 * "There must be something around here with an Unfurl Mark on it then. Let's look around for it."
 * "Oh! There's an Unfurl Mark here!"
 * "So there is no Mountain Sage?!"
 * "SHENANIGANS! WE'VE BEEN HAD!!"
 * "Mario, let's go give the gatekeeper a pice of our mind!"
 * "...After we grab the Mini Paint Star, of course!"
 * "Only your schnoz fits through, Mario!"
 * "Let's go to Daffodil Peak and give that lying gatekeeper a piece of our mind!"
 * "HEY, LIARFACE! There IS no Mountain Sage! You just made it up to sell tickets to your boring mountain!"
 * "What? You thought he was real too?"
 * "Really? Because we hiked all the way to the peak, and all we found was some cheesy carnival cutout!"
 * "Hmm. I don't know..."
 * "I think both of these guys are telling the truth, Mario."
 * "You train on the mountaintop?! So that means..."
 * "Great! So there really IS a Mountain Sage!"
 * "...But you lost your memory?"
 * "Are you still able to use the power of the Chosen Toads?"
 * "Well, color me impressed! Remind me to stay on your good side..."
 * "Hey, do you know anything about the Big Paint Stars? We're looking for them."
 * "I'm guessing it won't open until we repaint it."
 * "This really is a big paint job. There's no way we can do it alone."
 * "Let's just focus on finding more Paint Stars. We can deal with this later."
 * "We'll never be able to paint this ourselves. Let's just get out of here."
 * "Yeah, only because Mario caught them slacking off."
 * "It turns out that your funky horn thing may fit into on of the keyholes in the Crimson Tower gate!"
 * "It worked... but... The Toads are... gone."
 * "Thank you for your sacrifice, Chosen Toads."
 * "I'll tell my children and my children's children's parents about you."
 * "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?!"
 * "Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?!"
 * "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-happened?!"
 * "Mario! What?! How?! This?!"
 * "It's all BONE WHITE!"
 * "I'm gonna be sick..."
 * "What do we even... do?"
 * "There's no way we can paint all this with your little hammer... No offense."
 * "But this is... We're done. We can't do anything here..."
 * "Huh?! What's that?!"
 * "You OK, Mario?"
 * "We managed to get on the ship! This is our chance!"
 * "Let's hijack this thing and take that bucket of paint back."
 * "That's not good! Maybe we should have kept one of them around to pilot this thing!"
 * "Mario! I'll try to stabilize the ship. Go after the bucket!"
 * "There must be a switch or something to release it!"
 * ''" OH SCRAP...
 * "Why even have a self-destruct button on your airship?! That's just bad engineering!"
 * "But it's all good. Because the Crimson Tower is crimson again!"
 * "It'll probably be pretty rough in there, Mario. Maybe we should restock our cards before we go in."
 * "And the Know-it-All Toad in the trash can in Port Prisma can tell us if we'll need anything special."
 * "Let's head for the top of the tower. The Big Paint Star is definitely up there!"
 * "You heard that, right? BIG PAIN STAR?"
 * "I think he means Big Paint Star!"
 * "It's gotta be at the top of this tower! We need to get up there now!"
 * "But wait..."
 * "How does he even know the Big Paint Star is here?"
 * "And also... WHO WAS THAT GUY?!"
 * "Those Shy Guys are working against us! Let's surprise them from below!"
 * "AHHHHHHH!"
 * "Uh... Hello, gentlesir! We overheard that you're looking for the Big Paint Star. We are too."
 * "May I ask who might be? Perhaps we could search for the Big Paint Star together!"
 * "Um... Yes. Hello. I'm Huey, and this is Mario. Yes, THAT Mario."
 * "Yes, we're looking for a Big Paint Star. Have you seen one?"
 * "Uh... Nice to meet you, Morton. Look, we really need Big Paint Star."
 * "You know... I don't think we're really getting anywhere here."
 * "WHAAA?! He broke the floor!"
 * "Something tells me he's heard of before..."
 * "This Morton guy is going to be trouble. Let's tread carefully."
 * "Morton broke the floor, so we can't get to the top! I wish life was a video game. Then we could just press to make a staircase appear!"
 * "Ooh, baby! I just caught a big whiff of paint. The Big Paint Star is close! Let's keep chasing Morton!"
 * "Look! It's the red Big Paint Star!"
 * "But there's something wrong with it. We need to help it quick!"
 * "Master?"
 * "Someone ordered Morton to get the Big Paint Star?"
 * "So someone else is trying to get the Big Paint Stars too?!"
 * "But at least we've found the red Big Paint Star!"
 * "Looks like it's fainted from being so dried out..."
 * "OK, Mario! Jump into it and wake it up!"
 * "Finally! The red Big Paint Star is back in its rightful place."
 * "It's all thanks to you, Mario! I don't know what we'd do without you."
 * "Wait... did the Paint Star just SAY something? That's never happened before."
 * "No... that's not possible. Maybe it's more like... we can somehow hear its voice inside our minds?"
 * "Oh, that was awful! I've never seen such wanton disregard for paint!"
 * "At least we got to see what happened to the other Paint Stars."
 * "That horrible monster just flung them to the corners of the island without a second thought!"
 * "We're on it, Red!"
 * "Prisma Fountain must be restored! Everyone should be able to see the joy and beauty it brings to our town."
 * "Whoa! Looks like Red just powered you up, Mario!"
 * "Of course, what we could really use is a detailed map, showing us EXACTLY where that monster threw our Paint Stars!"
 * "But this will have to do for now. I just hope we have enough power to defeat that... thing!"
 * "Hold on, Mario! We need a plan. We don't even know where that airship is going yet!"
 * "Plus, I mean... did you get a good look at that bad guy? He flung those Paint Stars like they were nothing!"
 * "I've got an idea. Remember how the red Big Paint Star said to let the paint be our guide?"
 * "Well, I bet if we can recover all of the Big Paint Stars, they'll point the way to Princess Peach."
 * "I know it's kind of crazy, but it's all we've got. Come on, Mario. We've got a lot of work to do!"
 * "Wait... a secret door?! What's with all this high-tech stuff just sitting around in a crummy storage room?"
 * "This is weird, Mario, but I'm thinking it could be good-weird. Let's check it out!"
 * "An underground museum?! This must be one of those super-snobby art places that no one knows about."
 * "Sounds like it's for a good cause!"
 * "Plus, Port Prisma is my hometown. It'll be nice to visit the museum when I'm old and reminisce about our adventure!"
 * "Look at that, Mario! You see what I mean by the power of paint?"
 * "The Big Paint Star did all of this by itself. Now the Scarlet Gate is as good as new!"
 * "Let's open the Scarlet Gate and keep going!"
 * "All right, we're in!"
 * "I smell another Paint Star around here somewhere–let's go find it!"
 * "All right, now where could that Paint Star be...?"
 * "Mario, your preemptive hammer and jump strikes will grow more powerful every time you find a Big Paint Star."
 * "If an enemy is weak enough, you might be able to just instantly squash 'em with your hammer ad not have to battle at all!"
 * "There should be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. Let's find it!"
 * "You know, it's awfully quiet around here. That's never good."
 * "I've got a really bad feeling about this, Mario."
 * "The last time I felt this way, I caught someone mixing eggshells and flat paints! Do you realize how–"
 * "Did you see that?!"
 * "Some kind of missile just landed in those faraway hills!"
 * "Step on it, Mario!"
 * "Let's get to the mountains and made sure everything's OK!"
 * "There must be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. It could be anywhere, so get crazy with the hammer if you have to!"
 * "*sniff* *sniff*"
 * "UGH! Something smells TERRIBLE around here! Like paint mixed with... stickier paint... or something."
 * "It's coming from over there somewhere. Let's go check it out."
 * "We're getting close to where that thing landed. I hope everything is OK..."
 * "Man! What's with this place? First the stinky paint, now a faulty ramp?"
 * "What's next? Improper soil slopes?"
 * "IT'S WORSE THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED!"
 * "Everything has been painted black!"
 * "That thing that fell from the sky must have been a... a bomb full of black paint!"
 * "I've got a REALLY bad feeling about this..."
 * "This is terrible! That bomb must have exploded with black paint!"
 * "Mario! Are you OK? Don't touch the black paint!"
 * "This stuff is beyond toxic! Whatever you do, don't touch it!"
 * "I'm sorry... I should have warned you."
 * "I need to make this right..."
 * "Would you, uh, mind closing your eyes for a sec?"
 * "OK. You can open your eyes now."
 * "All right! Now let's never speak of this again!"
 * "Look, there's the Mini Paint Star I must have originally smelled. Onward!"
 * "All right, we know there's a yellow Mini Paint Star on the mountain somewhere... Now, let's go get it!"
 * "What a peaceful and cozy little house! Must be nice to live here."
 * "Ah, so this is where the professor lives! Let's go inside and meet him."
 * "I'm not sure. I think maybe we need to talk to the professor. See, we're looking for missing Paint Stars, and..."
 * "It's kind of a long story, but we can see one of them from the professor's front yard."
 * "How does he get any work done with this giant spike on his desk?"
 * "So the professor is in Mondo Woods. Maybe there's a Mini Paint Star nearby that can help us get there..."
 * "Have you tried Cutout lately? Something about that barn looks suspicious to me... like it doesn't quite line up..."
 * "So the professor and Princess went for a walk in the woods but haven't come back. Let's find 'em!"
 * "Hey, Mario..."
 * "Is it just me, or is there something... unusual about this forest?"
 * "I mean, I can't quite put my handle on it, but..."
 * "Oh. I just figured it out."
 * " EVERYTHING'S HUGE! "
 * "I hope the professor and Princess are safe out here. It's not exactly the nicest neighborhood."
 * "Oh man. Looks like another giant wall that we're gonna have to repaint."
 * "Wait a tick..."
 * " It's a giant coin! We're rich! "
 * "Or... we would be. If we could actually pocket a coin that big."
 * "And if it weren't completely drained of color."
 * "Never mind, Mario. Sorry to get your hopes up. We're not rich. Unless you count friendship."
 * "Which I do."
 * "Dude, I get it. I want the mega coin just as much as you do!"
 * "But some things are just not meant to be. And I hate to see you waste all of your yellow paint like this."
 * "Eh?"
 * "Whoa, Mario! Did you see that?! Never mind–I saw it, and I'll explain it to you right now!"
 * "That weird nearsighted guy just inflated that Goomba!"
 * " Maybe he's the one... making EVERYTHING big! "
 * " INCLUDING MY VOICE! "
 * "This giant Goomba is a giant pain! I think you're going to have to take it out for us to move forward."
 * "Hmm... What's this?"
 * "Some kind of chain, maybe? I wonder if the professor dropped it."
 * "Yup, I'm pretty sure it's a chain. Let's leave it here for now."
 * "Hey, uh..."
 * "Sorry to bother you while you're softly crying to yourself, but would you happen to be the professor?"
 * "You see, we're looking for the professor of super-old things."
 * "Yeah, uh... I wish we could help, but we're kind of busy searching for the Paint Stars."
 * "Does she know the way home? Maybe she just went back home!"
 * "Well, he cheered up quickly."
 * "I sure hope Princess is waiting for him at home. For all of our sakes..."
 * "I smell paint! There must be a Mini Paint Star nearby..."
 * "Professor, pull yourself together! I'm sure she'll turn up."
 * "Wow, that's a cool-looking train! I wonder if it works..."
 * "The tracks just stretch off into the vast, boring unknown here, Mario. No point going this way."
 * "Did you here that? Fossils! Let's try to get closer!"
 * "We can't access this site without some kind of permit from the professor. Let's come back later."
 * "Ah! We have a permit! See, check it out!"
 * "Yes! Now we can see what all the fuss is about!"
 * "Oh, right... I suppose we should also be looking for Paint Stars..."
 * "How about this? You keep looking for Paint Stars, and I'll just do a tiny amount of fossil hunting. Deal?"
 * "Whoa, did you feel that?"
 * "It's getting louder! What's going on?!"
 * "Isn't this the Rescue Squad's job? Where are those guys?"
 * "I guess we'll have to do it ourselves, Mario!"
 * "Hey, Mario. Hold on a second."
 * "This whole dig site seems a bit.. seismologically unstable, wouldn't you say?"
 * "And I just felt a little vibration in the air..."
 * "So this seems as good an opportunity as any to say something important."
 * "I just want you to know that, should something catastrophic happen, I will protect you."
 * "I would literally throw my body in front of–"
 * "Oh, hey! I found a safe spot over here for you. I was just keeping it warm."
 * "Anyway, what WAS that thing? It's probably been causing all of the problems around here."
 * "Let's head back to the main site before it comes back."
 * ''"Well, I'm not sure how it'll help us, but let's give that bone a squeeze. You know, for science."
 * "So this is a Draggadon fossil? I wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark alley!"
 * "I didn't expect it to be so... colorless. Kind of looks like it's been drained!"
 * "Hey, Mario. Smells like there's a Paint Star on the other side of that hole. Let's check it out."
 * "Looks like that monster rolled through here and off into the sunset..."
 * "Well, it's been real, but let's grab the Paint Star and get outta here!"
 * "Ooh, I smell a Paint Star!"
 * "But I think it's behind that "door.""
 * "Yeesh! Someone really went overboard with the decorative spikes in here."
 * "I'd like to get a closer look, but as a rule I try to avoid giant, point spikes of death."
 * "Uh... Oops."
 * "Well, at least we can get across the spikes now."
 * "This is the kind of door you get when you're REALLY tired of solicitors. Looks like it's missing a spike."
 * "Do you think that spike the professor gave us would fit in that hole? Give it a try!"
 * "That sharp spiny-looking spike that looked like the spiny spike of a Spiny really was a Spiny spike!"
 * "*sniff sniff* Come to papa, Paint Star!"
 * "Isn't it fun exploring a dangerous and mysterious temple like this? Watch your step!"
 * "I gotcha, bud!"
 * "I'm gonna pull you up. Ready... HEAVE!"
 * "Well, that was a close call."
 * "You'd be looking at the Game Over screen if it wasn't for me!"
 * "Hey, look over there!"
 * "Two Mini Paint Stars! One right above the other."
 * "But... how are we going to get over there?"
 * "Yikes! Forget about the Paint Stars–what are we going to do about this lava? It's rising!"
 * "Listen here, you overgrown thumbtack–we're taking that Paint Star!"
 * "Get ready for a fresh coat of PAIN!"
 * "What's he screaming about? Let's check in at that window over there before heading inside."
 * "Did he say we could win a Big Paint Star?! Lemme at 'em! I'll win the Battle Royal fair and square!"
 * "Or, maybe you could win it. Since you're the heroic type and all, Mario."
 * "Really? Well, who would have been so kind as to preregister us?"
 * "Because we've never been here before, you know."
 * "I guess that's just another perk of being famous, huh, Mario?"
 * "Awfully dark in here, isn't it? They're really setting the stage!"
 * "I can't wait to get medieval and crunch my foes in a Battle Royal!"
 * "I mean... I can't wait to watch you do those things."
 * "Look, Mario! There it is!"
 * "The Big Paint Star!"
 * "Mario, I'm not sure we can beat him with the cards we have right now..."
 * "This isn't working! We have to get out of here and regroup!"
 * "Whoa, we made it to the outer wall! Check out the view!"
 * "Ooh, ninja-style. I like it."
 * "Come on. Let's go get it!"
 * "We did it! The yellow Big Paint Star has been returned to Prisma Fountain!"
 * "No way!"
 * "So it was Bowser's underlings who drained that Toad of color and mailed him to you guys!"
 * "They must have sent that letter to lure you to Port Prisma so they could kidnap Princess Peach!"
 * "OK, if we can just keep finding Big Paint Stars and piecing these memories together, Bowser's evil plan should become clear!"
 * "Oh man. Looks like another giant wall blocking our path."
 * "Cha-ching! The yellow Big Paint Star painted this entire giant coin for us!"
 * "We're rich, Mario. RICH! Now there's nothing left to do but twirl our mustaches and count our money. Muhahaha!"
 * " WHAT?! "
 * "That only counted as ONE coin?! Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS, I SAY!"
 * "*sigh* The mustache twirling will have to wait, I suppose."
 * "Mario, did you hear that? Paranormal activity! Like ghosts and junk!"
 * "We should investigate. I have an inkling that this has something to do with the Paint Stars."
 * "And it's not just colorless spots–this place is creepy as all get-out!"
 * "Besides... I've always wanted to be a paranormal investigator. Ooh! We should get business cards!"
 * "WHAAAA?! Those books just flew off the shelves by themselves! I'm telling you, Mario–this place is haunted for sure!"
 * "WAAAAAAAAH! The paint revealed a ghostly presence! No way..."
 * "Mario, are you... scared?!"
 * "So even Mario gets scared sometimes. Don't worry–I won't tell Princess Peach."
 * "Isn't that room 201 over there?"
 * "Say, is this the book you were looking for?"
 * "We got "it" back for you."
 * "Huh? What was that noise just now?"
 * "If you're trying to catch a bird, maybe this will help."
 * "Cool it. We brought you some fresh sheets."
 * "Uh... Is this the red bird that you mentioned?"
 * "Wow! Consider our spirits raised!"
 * "We've solved the paranormal puzzle of Dark Bloo Inn! Now let's get that Mini Paint Star, Mario!"
 * "So, you haven't seen a teapot around?"
 * "Well, Mario. I guess it's up to us to find that teapot."
 * "That... was unexpected. I might have to pick that album up."
 * ''"The coast is clear. Let's take a look
 * "O......K. Looks like that tea-bag guy was the source of the poison!"
 * "This place smells waaay better now! And I also smell the unmistakable scent of a Paint Star!"
 * "Let's take a stroll through the park before we return the teapot to the inn!"
 * "The forest is still huge. Kamek must be SOME magician for the effects to reach way out here!"
 * "Whoa! It's another one of those massive blank spots. Gross..."
 * "Are those a couple of Toad's hanging out in the middle?"
 * "No way, dude. You are NEVER going to this whole thing. Trust me–I'm a paint can."
 * "Star from the sky? Mario, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
 * "Um, Chef? Is there ANY way to expedite the reservation process?"
 * "Perhaps if we fanned you for another couple hours?"
 * "I see..."
 * "Mario, we're going to have to find something else out..."
 * "Whoo-ee! It sure is hot inside this volcano. Good thing I don't have any sweat glands."
 * "This probably goes without saying, but try not to fall into the lava, OK?"
 * "It certainly is an impressive sight... Seems like something could pop out at us at any moment."
 * "But for the time being, it doesn't look like anything's gonna happen here."
 * "And it's not like we can walk across hot lava. Let's head back for now."
 * "Whoa! Part of the sea is completely colorless! This is a severe environmental issue! One could even call it a "green" issue!"
 * "Though I guess it's more of a "blue" issue."
 * "The sea being colorless is kind of... worrisome. Let's go check it out."
 * "It's just a bunch of Shy Guys. Nothing we can't handle."
 * "Are you really trying to paint the entire ocean with your hammer?"
 * "How are you still alive?!"
 * "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier..."
 * " KNOCK IT OFF! "
 * "I wish we could help, but we can't sail through that colorless water. Unless..."
 * "If we could track down a Big Paint Star and repaint the sea, we could probably save your captain!"
 * "GAH! We managed to pull the turnip out, but the Pipe came out too!"
 * "The whole point of pulling the turnip out was to go through the pipe!"
 * "Huh, what's that? Maybe try pulling on it?"
 * "A new Pipe grew out of the same spot! Nature works in mysterious ways."
 * "Ah, finally the forest is normal sized again!"
 * "It seems that Kamek's magic didn't reach this far."
 * "Wait a tick, Mario."
 * "Does that sign over there look a little... strange to you?"
 * " OH! Weird. "
 * " The writing on this sign is SUPER TINY. "
 * " Why do you think it's so small? And why am I whispering? "
 * "A Mini Paint Star! Here?! And no boss guarding it? That's... a little too easy."
 * "Well, no complaints here. Grab that puppy and let's move on."
 * "GAAAH?! It vanished!"
 * "Could those tiny guys really have carried it off?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "My back feels... itchy."
 * "GAAAAAH! It's moving!"
 * "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
 * "WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!"
 * "I mean... thanks."
 * "Now where were we? The Paint Star, right!"
 * " You BETTER not have dented my can, fur face. "
 * "Huh? Is that...?"
 * "GAH! They broke the Paint Star into pieces! Those MONSTERS!"
 * "Judging by the size of this piece, I'm guessing they broke it into five parts."
 * "We've got to find the other pieces and bring them back to the entrance!"
 * "Huh? How'd a piece of the broken Paint Star end up here?"
 * " Psst. Mario. It's me, Huey. "
 * " Smells like there are a bunch of Goombas out there. Either that, or you could REALLY use a shower. "
 * " Goombas? Yeah, I thought so. OK, I'm just gonna stay in your pocket for this one. "
 * " There's no way you can survive an onslaught of that size. Avoid that Goomba army at all costs! "
 * " Psst! It's me again! Well, there's no one else in your pocket, so of course it's me. "
 * " A Paint Star piece is wading in that sea of Small Goombas! "
 * " We've gotta get to it somehow! You'll figure it out, Mario! "
 * "Well, it's definitely a pipe. But it's tiny."
 * " No way I'm going in there. I've seen this movie before. "
 * "Smells like you got a piece of the Paint Star. Nice!"
 * "He's not huge; you're just a shrimp! Kamek's magic must have shrank you!"
 * "Look, Mario! A Mini Paint Star piece is stuck in that tree!"
 * "Hang on a sec!"
 * "I'm just gonna, uh, stay back here. Go ahead and whack it with your hammer!"
 * "Oh, so you'll whack me in the back, but you won't whack the tree? We need that Mini Paint Star piece!"
 * "So there were a bunch of tiny Goombas in the Sacred Tree. Thought that might be the case."
 * "Man... it sure got dark out quick. Dark and stinky!"
 * "GAAAAAAAH! Mario! GET IT OFF! GET IT–"
 * "On second thought, I've got this one."
 * "OK, Mario. Let's put that Paint Star back together."
 * "We did it! The Mini Paint Star is whole again! Impressive handiwork, Mario."
 * "Let's grab it and go!"
 * "A TRAPDOOR?! Where the heck are we?"
 * "The floor's covered in water. And it looks like this pipe goes down even deeper..."
 * "Well, you've seen a pipe or two in your day, Mario. What do you think? We don't have a lot of options here."
 * "Whoa..."
 * "It's so quiet. Are we... underwater? But we can still breathe!"
 * "Awesome! There's our Paint Star!"
 * "This fort... There's no mistaking that smell. The blue Big Paint Star is here!"
 * "Guess he ran away WITHOUT his tail between his legs. Ha! Get it?!"
 * "Mario, it seems like the fence panels get shuffled around each time you hit one."
 * "If only we could keep track of which fence panels you've already hit..."
 * "OK, that's DEFINITELY a trap. That Thing up there makes it totally obvious."
 * "Ouch... You might want to get that checked out."
 * "Whew! That was a good workout. Been a while since I got my paint pumping like that!"
 * "Quit bragging, you classically trained half-wit! There's a Big Paint Star here–I know it!"
 * "You can't hide it from me! I can smell things. Things normal paint cans only dream of smelling!"
 * "Stuff your sorries in a sack! And toss the Big Paint Star this way!"
 * "Mario, it's the third Big Paint Star. Old Blue!"
 * "Jump into it and wake it up!"
 * "The blue Big Paint Star has been returned to Prisma Fountain!"
 * "So that's what happened!"
 * "Bowser's army invaded with a ton of air ships and hauled off all of the paint!"
 * "The one we destroyed at the Crimson Tower was just one of them..."
 * "But what are they doing with all of that paint?"
 * "Guess we'll have to rescue the next Big Paint Star to find out!"
 * "Don't mention it, Captain! Your ship should be able to set sail now that the color has been restored to the sea!"
 * "Whereabouts are you headed?"
 * "Fortune Island, eh? Hmm..."
 * "You know, the Violet Isles have a lot of nooks and crannies. We might find some Paint Stars there too!"
 * "Sounds... like... fun. But I'm SURE there are some Paint Stars there!"
 * "Mario, we need to figure out how to cross the Lost Sea before we set off. Let's see what we can find."
 * "Did some kind of legendary captain write on that scrap of paper? That just might help us find a way through the Lost Sea."
 * "Let's go show it to the regular captain!"
 * "Yeah, it was just lying around. You might want to see an optometrist."
 * "And who is this "legendary captain"? That's a pretty impressive title."
 * "So this piece of paper contains an entry from the legendary captain's journal?"
 * "So that means we can cross the Lost Sea now, right?"
 * "Uh... Yeah!"
 * "Let's go look for Fortune Island more Paint Stars!"
 * "Well THIS is a change of scenery. What's that round thing jutting out of the water there?"
 * "You've gotta hit those big-point targets, Mario! Try to remember when they come out..."
 * "Ah, more adorable Toad rocks poking out of the water. Looks like the place we started, but slightly different..."
 * "More uncharted waters!"
 * "Is that a... coin floating there? I want that coin..."
 * "Mmm... You smell that?"
 * "It's a Mini Paint Star!"
 * "But... there's a Mini Paint Star sitting there in the center... just waiting for us to grab it!"
 * "Well, that famous whirlpool is keeping us from saving a precious Paint Star! Is there anything that can be done?"
 * "Ah! Maybe the Toad who lives here can tell us something useful..."
 * "Let's start by reviving that Toad!"
 * "We're in a bit of a bind! Our ship is stuck because of that whirlpool."
 * "What?! A parallel world... identical in every way?! What are we waiting for, Mario? Let's go!"
 * ""It's identical in every way!" Yeah, right. This place is creepy!"
 * "Has Mr. Captain given up already? If we don't do something about this whirlpool, we won't be able to get that Paint Star, you know."
 * "Aw, come on. We can't just give up when there's a Mini Paint Star so close by."
 * "We'll think of something."
 * "Eh... let's not tell him. He seems motivated right now, so let's just roll with it."
 * "Right, Mario, let's go! Yo ho ho!"
 * " (Why can't we ever meet anyone normal?!) "
 * "There, there, Mr. Lighthouse Keeper. Maybe we can fix the light for you."
 * "Um, how do I put this...?"
 * "We, uh, already know about the parallel world. Weird pipe, right? Leads to a freaky opposite world?"
 * "Another parallel world... And in the most unlikely of places: the middle of an unexplored and deeply mysterious ocean..."
 * "Well, if I know my parallel worlds, and I'm beginning to think I do, we should go check this place out."
 * "Maybe we'll find the key to turning the lights back on... and finally make our way to Fortune Island."
 * " Paint Staaar! "
 * "Aww, he was gonna come rescue us. So cute..."
 * "Anyway, let's get back to the ship!"
 * "Aha, one of those weird pipes! Fortune Island must have a parallel world, too."
 * "Anything for you, Captain!"
 * "Besides, I'm getting a whiff of that sweet, sweet Big Paint Star smell! Let's go, Mario."
 * "Mario! I can smell the Big Paint Star in this room!"
 * "I'm going to go take a look..."
 * "Whaaa! What's this?!"
 * "Mario! Come quickly!"
 * "*cough* *cough* So much smoke... I can hardly breathe!"
 * "But I think I saw the Paint Star off in the distance through the smoke."
 * "How can we clear all the smoke out?"
 * "Whoa! It's full of treasure! Could this be the fortune of... well, of Fortune Island?!"
 * "Snifit or Whiffit?! REALLY?"
 * "The captain won't be happy when he hears that the fabled treasure of Fortune Island has been claimed by some cheesy game show..."
 * "I have a feeling we're going to need that treasure from Snifit or Whiffit. Did you ever get the prize for clearing the bonus round?"
 * "Hey, look at that!"
 * "Smoke is pouring out of that adorable little volcano!"
 * "It must be rising up into the room with the Big Paint Star."
 * "Now we know where the smoke is coming from, but how do we stop it?"
 * "Mario! I smell something delicious coming from inside that cave!"
 * "I'm going to take a closer look..."
 * "Whaaa! Again?!"
 * "Mario!!! Come quickly!!!"
 * "It's just like that smoky room in the normal world."
 * "I can see... something... in there. But unless we do something about that smoke, we won't be able to get it!"
 * "Hey, look at that!"
 * "Someone over there is MAKING all of that smoke! Who IS that?"
 * "Look, we're sorry about your food. It's just that squeezing Things usually helps us in our adventure. It's a reflex at this point."
 * "Plus, I mean, it smelled REALLY good..."
 * "This Toad is really persistent... Don't think we're gonna be able to lose him."
 * "Well, uh... we still got that Paint Star to find, so... you two take all the time you need."
 * "Hope your memories come back!"
 * "No more smoke!"
 * "All right, the smoke is gone!"
 * "Let's wake up the Big Paint Star!"
 * "Uh... What was that?"
 * "We did it! Now we can take that Big Paint Star!"
 * "We got what we came for, but the captain must be horribly depressed about the lack of treasure here..."
 * "Does that mean you remember what happened, um, other captain?"
 * "Awwwww... Now let's wake up our treasure, the Big Paint Star!"
 * "Woop woop! The purple Big Paint Star is back in Port Prisma!"
 * "Those Slurp Guys sucked the paint out of everything in Port Prisma!"
 * "But why are they so Paint crazy?! They didn't just slurp walls and the ground–they slurped Toads!"
 * "What is Bowser planning?"
 * "Wow, that giant colorless spot was actually a huge sinkhole!"
 * "Uh, I hope that Toad who was lounging here is OK..."
 * "Whoa, that's quite a breeze!"
 * "Gah! We're getting blown away!"
 * "Mafio?! Whaf waff I fooing?!"
 * "I refemfer the fwind flew uth, and I fell in thiff fole, and fhen..."
 * "Fold on, giff me a fecond..."
 * "Ah! That's better..."
 * "I hope you didn't panic too much when I went under the sand there."
 * "Good thing I don't need to breathe! That's the benefit of not having lungs."
 * "Anyway, I'm all good now, so let's figure out how we're getting out of here!"
 * "Yep, there's a rock in the way. Watch your head!"
 * "Hey, look! The chef IS down here. But it seems like he's doing... OK."
 * "I... I'm not even touching it!"
 * "Mario, I think what the chef is trying to say is that if we take him back to the surface, he'll show us the Paint Star!"
 * "He's got the keys to the café anyway, so let's help him out."
 * "All right, Chef! You're good to go!"
 * "This isn't like you, Mario. Come on–let's help the poor guy out!"
 * "It's no use... There's no way out of this cell."
 * "What is this terrible place, anyway? Why is there a secret Snifit hideout beneath the desert?"
 * "Well, I suppose we have to soldier on somehow in the face of impenetrable prison cells."
 * "Think, Mario! There's got to be a way out of here!"
 * "Whoa! I should have known you'd figure something clever out."
 * "I mean, when you first dove into the sand, I was like, "this guy's lost it.""
 * "But I guess you're just the kind of guy who leaps before he looks, huh? Well, anyway... nice work."
 * "Now let's go find the chef and get out of here. I really want to get my handles on that Paint Star..."
 * "Shoot. I suppose a KEY CARD is REQUIRED!"
 * "Careful, Mario! This is the bottom floor. That sand is likely to swallow you whole!"
 * "I knew it! That's a Mini Paint Star. Come on, Mario–let's go grab it."
 * "Well, I hope your last job will be a memorable one at least!"
 * "On another note, have you guys seen any Paint Stars around here?"
 * "Whaaat?! Really! Just like that?!"
 * "Like, you mean we don't have to go on a voyage to some island, or fall in a hole and then escape from jail?"
 * "All we had to do was talk to you?! That's my kinda mission!"
 * "Well, all right then... We'll take it!"
 * "Hey, whoa, I mean... Let's not jump to conclusions, you know?"
 * "Whoever did this might have had a perfectly valid reason."
 * "Like, maybe he just wanted to see what would happen if he smacked a rickety column with his hammer..."
 * "Oh, uh, certainly! We'll keep our eyes peeled, sir!"
 * "And I hope everything gets sorted out with the tracks soon. Remember–deep breaths."
 * "Mario! This guy gave us a Paint Star before like it was nothing."
 * "The least we can do is help him go out with a bang here!"
 * "These Shy Guys seem awfully... bold."
 * "Hey! Get your grimy little stumps off that coal!"
 * "Are you all right, Mario?"
 * "You could use a shower, but I'm glad you're not hurt."
 * "At least those Shy Guys won't be bothering us anymore, eh?"
 * "Thanks, foreman."
 * "Mario, let's do to the restaurant. There must be a Mini Paint Star there!"
 * "Too few cooks in the kitchen?"
 * "Well, we are kind of busy with the whole Paint Star thing, but..."
 * "AHH! It's just impossible to turn down a Toad for anything! You're all so adorable, even under duress!"
 * "We'll go and check out the kitchen."
 * "It's a Mini Paint Star!"
 * "By "big star" could he mean the Big Paint Star? Is there a Big Paint Star at the end of the Sunset Express?!"
 * "Don't listen to him! Panicking never solves anything!"
 * "We need to clear the tracks. If the Sunset Express doesn't run, we can't get to Starlight Cape."
 * "If we can't get to Starlight Cape, we'll never find the Big Paint Star!"
 * "If we don't find the Big Paint Star... WE'RE ALL DOOMED! "
 * " EVERYBODY, PANIC! "
 * "Whoooooooo... Sorry about that."
 * "Maybe you just need to be a little more polite..."
 * "Ahem. Excuse me, sir? Would you mind moving aside?"
 * "MOVE IT, PINHEAD!"
 * "It's no good. I don't think it can hear us. Maybe it's sleeping."
 * "Ooh! If we could find a way to make my voice louder, I bet we could startle it awake!"
 * "Let's get back to the Sunset Express."
 * "Next stop: Starlight Cape!"
 * "Whoa, that was close!"
 * "Mario, did you see that suspicious character on the roof?"
 * "It doesn't seem like there's anything if we keep walking this way."
 * "Giant steak? So YOU're the VIP?!"
 * "Whew, we made it! It got a little dicey there, but I had fun!"
 * "So, there should be a Big Paint Star around here somewhere... Let's see what we can find!"
 * "Wow! Look at that, Mario! The star-filled sky is just gorgeous!"
 * "No wonder it's called Starlight Cape."
 * "Ooh! A shooting star!"
 * "Did you make a wish, Mario?"
 * "You probably wished for Princess Peach to be safe, am I right?"
 * "My wish was that we'd get all six Big Paint Stars back, of course!"
 * "There it is! The Big Paint Star! My wish! My wish is coming true!"
 * "I bet that the shooting star heard my wish!"
 * "That means that your wish will also come true, Mario!"
 * "Let's grab that Big Paint Star and keep trucking on together!"
 * "Huzzah! The orange Big Paint Star is back!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Bowser got covered in black paint right here in Prisma Fountain!"
 * "But... why was there black paint in Prisma Fountain in the first place?!"
 * "No matter the reason, the black paint came from this very fountain!"
 * "We need to find the last Big Paint Star ASAP!"
 * "DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA..."
 * " DRAGGADON! "
 * "Luckily, I speak a little Draggadon! But I haven't used it since college. Ahem..."
 * "HEY! DRAGGADON! I AM HUEY. THIS IS MARIO. WE ARE FRIENDS."
 * "HOW ARE YOU DOING? SURE IS HOT IN HERE, RIGHT?"
 * "I think that's bad..."
 * "Oof. That had to hurt."
 * "We were just trying to calm him down... but now I feel guilty."
 * "Whoa! He's really out of it!"
 * "Like... he's not moving at all. Hmm..."
 * "You know, if we could find something to lead him, maybe we could, like, RIDE him around!"
 * "Wait... don't you have some food on you? Why don't you see if it smells good to the Draggadon?"
 * "Yes! Looks like we've snagged ourselves a pet Draggadon!"
 * "Man, he's really focused on that Magma Burger. I bet he'd take us anywhere right now."
 * "Look–a Paint Star!"
 * "Aww, it's awfully far way, isn't it? How are we gonna get it?"
 * "Whoa, Draggadon sighting! Guess he didn't like it in here, though."
 * "I wonder what it is about this room that bothers him..."
 * "What a way to travel. That was exhilarating! And look... a Mini Paint Star!"
 * "All right, why don't you give this poor guy his Magma Burger? He's done enough for us today."
 * "Oh, you want to keep riding? Sounds good to me. Wheee!"
 * "We can always buy another one, and he DID get us to the Paint Star, so let's give Draggadon the Magma Burger as a sign of our appreciation."
 * "DRAGGADON! THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR TASTY BURGER. WE LOVE YOU. BYE."
 * "Well, Mario here is one of the best jumpers I've ever seen! He could probably go pro if he wanted."
 * "So we'll go find the Thing you're looking for and deliver it to the Tangerino Grill."
 * "I thought he said he couldn't jump..."
 * "Hey, I can smell a Paint Star on the other side of this wall!"
 * "It's too steamy to see clearly... There must be another hot spring on that side."
 * "Hey, this Thing seems like it could melt that huge block of ice at the restaurant!"
 * "This is just sad..."
 * "There's no way we're fitting in there."
 * "There we go! We should be able to fit in this bad boy now!"
 * "There it is!"
 * "Man, you've got some luck, Mario. Can't believe we found a Paint Star so deep in these woods."
 * "What's the matter, Mario? Grab that thing, and let's roll like a... paint roller."
 * "I don't see any trouble around here, but maybe I GLOSSED over it. Get it? Gloss? 'Cause paint?"
 * "Well, I don't see you making any good puns!"
 * ""Size you down"? He's going to shrink us, isn't he?!"
 * "Bring it, old man! We'll make you wish you were never painted!"
 * "It's a Card Max Up... thingy!"
 * "With this, you'll be able to play an additional card in every combat turn!"
 * "Thanks, Kamek, but it still doesn't make up for the terrible things you've done."
 * "The forests are still the wrong size!"
 * "YOU LISTENING?!"
 * "I'll take that as a "no.""
 * "Locked, eh? Let's try knocking."
 * "Mario! Help me! This... this DEATH CLAW just grabbed me out of nowhere!"
 * "And now what? You're trying to steal the power from my body with this claw?"
 * "Well, I'll never give up my power. NEVER! Wait, I don't think I even have any power..."
 * "Cat food? How dare you! Let me outta this thing!"
 * "Wait... what did you say about losing power? Did something trip a breaker?"
 * "Mario, that might have been one of our Paint Stars!"
 * "We should take a closer look at this monitor."
 * "So... green Toad Science Guy... can you let me down? And turn this thing on?"
 * "Uh, Mario? You weren't planning on just leaving me here, were you?"
 * "Urgh! All the paint has gone to my head! I could really use a good five minutes in a shaker..."
 * "So... if I remember correctly, lightning tends to strike tall, metal objects."
 * "I was right about the lightning..."
 * "Yeah, you're welcome, science guy."
 * "Hey, Mario, check it out. I can practically smell our Paint Star through this screen."
 * "Based on the minty-fresh scent, I'd say it's a green Mini Paint Star we're after."
 * "By the way, what's all of this nonsense on the screen?"
 * "And that music... it's making me so... happy and nostalgic... for some reason."
 * "Yes... fascinating."
 * "Anyway, I'm positive that one of our missing Paint Stars is in there."
 * "Can you... can you get US in there somehow?"
 * "Whoa, this is so WEIRD! Everything's all... bleeps and bloopy!"
 * "Heh. Some things never change. Here we are, inside a crazy pixelated world, and there's a Goomba!"
 * "Try stomping on it or smashing it with your hammer–like you would in the real world!"
 * "Hmm... this is a bit of a problem."
 * "Let's try changing our perspective a little bit."
 * "This is going to use up a little bit of paint, but it's totally worth it. So, go ahead and press and see what happens..."
 * "Wow! That's even crazier than I expected. You should try doing this all over the place!"
 * "The only thing is... I can only help you hold this perspective for a little bit at a time. Like... 10 seconds."
 * "When the time is up, you'll pop back into the real world. I mean... the real fake world that we're in."
 * "Anyway, if you want to go back to normal before 10 seconds have passed, just press again, OK? Have fun, and be careful!"
 * "Well, that flag seems important somehow. Maybe it's how we get out of this place."
 * "Why don't you try jumping on it? You know, like you do at the of a Cutout sometimes!"
 * "Mario, the Mini Paint Star is still inside the monitor! Let's go back in there and look around some more."
 * "Hey, look at that!"
 * "It might be a weird and chunky, but that smells like a Paint Star to me!"
 * "YOU GOT  A  MINI  PAINT  STAR!"
 * "Mario! It says there's a circus! It says it's fun! It wouldn't lie about that!"
 * "They said the circus is just up ahead!"
 * "Can we go, Mario? Please please please please please!"
 * "Ooh! A giant tent in the middle of the forest!"
 * "This must be the Emerald Circus, right?"
 * "Listen here, dino-dragon things! It's not OK to go around eating people whole."
 * "I mean, you don't even know where Mario has been! I'd go brush my teeth, it I were you."
 * "Wow. So this is a circus? It's so lively in here!"
 * "Every seat is full, and the audience is giddy with anticipation!"
 * "I've never actually been to the circus before, so I'm super excited!"
 * "The Big Paint Star!"
 * "Where did the Paint Star go?! That Lemmy guy made it disappear before he escaped!"
 * "NO! No no no no... I don't do well in front of crowds. Well, here goes nothing. *gulp*"
 * "Um. Uh..."
 * "You guys, uh... You guys like impressions?"
 * "Tin cans always be like..."
 * "Tough crowd. That joke used to kill back at the recycling plant."
 * "I thought maybe... because paper is recyclable too...?"
 * "OK, Mario... Got any jokes up your sleeve? Please tell me you've got something."
 * "Really?! They liked THAT but my tin-can impression flopped?!"
 * "Where was MY mushroom at?"
 * "Merch table?! I don't care about the stinking merch table!"
 * "I want that Big Paint Star! Where's that clown Lemmy?!"
 * "It's the green Big Paint Star! It was probably up here all along!"
 * "Huh? There's a hole in the tent."
 * "This must be where the star came out of the tent! Some illusion."
 * "Does that mean... Lemmy came out through this hole too?"
 * "Well... that was definitely the best circus I've ever been to."
 * "Now let's wake the Big Paint Star! It's the last one!"
 * "Hmm... I couldn't quite tell which colorless location the green Big Paint Star restored just now."
 * "But now all the Big Paint Stars are back at Prisma Fountain!"
 * "So that's what happened... It all makes sense now!"
 * "If you mix all six of the fountain's paint colors, the paint turns black!"
 * "Bowser was just having fun mixing all the paint together! He didn't have an evil plan after all!"
 * "You're telling me we could have avoided this entire game if we just installed a "Don't Mix the Paint" sign?!"
 * "Oh well. Hindsight is 20/20, and I've really enjoyed getting to know you, Mario!"
 * "But our quest isn't over yet. We still have to do something about Bowser!"
 * "Right! But... how do we find her?"
 * "I was just assuming that the Big Paint Stars would show us the way somehow..."
 * "Whoa! Did you see that, Mario?"
 * "It's like some kind of... rainbow... but, like, also a road. A road made OUT of RAINBOWS! That's ludicrous!"
 * "Well, there's nothing to do but give it a try, I suppose. If this is what the Paint Stars gave us, it must be right. Let's go!"
 * "Aw, come on! Our magical road is too slippery to walk on? After everything we've done? Gah!"
 * "Thanks, Luigi. If anyone gives you any trouble, just give 'em that mean stare you showed us earlier."
 * "All right, Mario. Let's go rescue Princess Peach!"
 * "Look! It's Princess Peach!"
 * "They've drained her color and framed her like some kind of pretentious art!"
 * "OK, Bowser got us with that one."
 * "But at least we're not surrounded by bad guys!"
 * "What are you doing? Mixing all of the paint like that is just going to make a bunch of black paint! Oh."
 * "The nerve of that guy! You NEVER use a man's own paint against him! There are treaties against that!"
 * "Anyway, Princess Peach is still up there. Let's go save her!"
 * "What is going on here? This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen!"
 * "Look at those huge buckets! Just like the ones that were attached to those airships..."
 * "So this is where they've been bringing all of the paint they stole from Prism Island. But why?"
 * "And why are they taking the paint into that tunnel?"
 * "Just what is Bowser planning?"
 * "Man! How are we gonna get past this guy without a bucket?"
 * "Think! Is there anything around here that could pass for a bucket?"
 * "Wait. You want ME to pretend to be a common bucket?"
 * "Well... if it will help save paint... I guess I can give it a try."
 * "He's making black paint bombs!"
 * "Those are just like the one that fell on Sunglow Ridge. Do you remember that horrible mess?"
 * "With this many bombs, he could... Why... he could paint the whole world black!"
 * "It looks like they're pumping in all of the black paint from that room over there."
 * "We HAVE to put a stop to this!"
 * "THAT POOR PAINT!"
 * "They're mixing all the beautiful colors together without any regard for chromaticity!"
 * "Sorry. I... I just really like paint."
 * "How do we fix this?!"
 * "Hey, Mario! I have an idea..."
 * "See those giant Bob-ombs over there? What if we blew them up?"
 * "I bet they'd be strong enough to destroy the black-paint tank! Plus it'll be REALLY fun."
 * "The question is... how do we blow up the giant Bob-ombs?"
 * "Do you think a small Bob-omb is enough to ignite a big one?"
 * "It worked! So much for Bowser's bomb factory..."
 * "But all the black paint from the tank is flooding the room! HOW IS THERE SO MUCH?!"
 * "It's rising! Don't let it touch you!"
 * "YAHAAAAA! WE'RE ALIVE! But now Princess Peach is gone..."
 * "I'm beginning to understand why you've been fighting this Bowser guy for 30 years."
 * "Before we go any further, there's something I need to tell you, Mario."
 * "You know... never mind. Now's not the time. Let's keep moving..."
 * "Actually... I really need to get this off my chest."
 * "I feel like we've gotten to know each other pretty well, Mario."
 * "Ever since that day when you woke me up by crushing my face with a hammer."
 * "We've had some laughs, we've had some hard times... we've had some mild electrocution."
 * "But through it all, you've never given up on me–or on finding all of Prism Island's precious Paint Stars."
 * "So I guess I just want to say... thank you."
 * "No matter what happens next, I will always be grateful for your friendship."
 * "Well, there's just one thing left to do. Let's go stop Bowser and save Princess Peach!"
 * "OK, you're right. That's two things."
 * "It's over, Bowser! We already destroyed your bomb factory!"
 * "Surrender now, and we'll draw a nice bubble bath so you can wash that gunk off!"
 * "This isn't working, Mario! No matter how much damage he takes, the black paint keeps rejuvenating him."
 * "I... I think we just need to get all of that paint OFF him somehow."
 * "I have an idea... but I'll need to return to my original form. From before you wrung me out–remember?"
 * "Thanks, Mario."
 * "I feel kind of... heavy... but I also feel strong!"
 * "So, here's the plan. You need to use me as a shield to block Bowser's black-paint attacks."
 * "Don't worry about me. I feel stronger than ever right now!"
 * "I should be able to steal a little paint from him every time you block an attack."
 * "You got that? Focus on blocking his attacks by pressing at just the right time."
 * "LET'S DO THIS!"
 * "GRAAAH! It worked! I absorbed the black paint!"
 * "But, man... That was more painful than I thought it would be."
 * "I can only withstand about 10 more of those attacks, so make each and every one count."
 * "Mario, the damage from blocking these attacks is starting to get to me..."
 * "But I noticed that when we deal damage to Bowser, black paint starts to pool around his feet."
 * "Once a lot of black paint builds up around his feet, he launches more-powerful attacks, giving us a chance to collect a bunch of paint!"
 * "But those powerful attacks are harder to block. That stakes are high!"
 * "Try to collect as much black paint as you can every time you block an attack!"
 * "We did it! We stole all the black paint from Bowser!"
 * "Bowser's at his weakest... Now's the time to hit him with our most powerful attack!"
 * "We did it, Mario..."
 * "We beat Bowser!"
 * "Oh, right! The princess. Let's repaint her right away!"
 * "That's not good. Black paint incoming!"
 * "I don't think this castle's going to last much longer. Let's get the princess and get out of here!"
 * "GO GO GO!"
 * "We can talk later, Princess! We need to get out of here now!"
 * "We're almost out. Keep moving!"
 * "The road is detaching from the castle! Hurry!"
 * "What are you waiting for?! GO GO!"
 * "No... I'm afraid I can't."
 * "When this castle collapses, all of that black paint is going to fall out and land somewhere."
 * "I can't let that happen."
 * "I'm a guardian, created to protect the Prisma Fountain in times of crisis."
 * "It took me a while to realize it, but my purpose is not to recover the Paint Stars."
 * "It's to destroy the black paint."
 * "The road is about to collapse! You need to leave NOW!"
 * "I'll be right behind you. I promise. I can fly–remember? I just need to take care of this mess first."
 * "I'll see you all at Prisma Fountain!"
 * "All right. *sigh*"
 * "I hate lying to them..."
 * "But it's the only way!"
 * "Here goes nothing... Big Paint Stars, grant me the power to SQUEEZE!"
 * "I... I did it."
 * "And not a drop of black paint spilled..."
 * "The only thing left to do... is take this paint far away from Prism Island."
 * "So far... that it can never hurt anyone ever again..."