List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes

The following is a list of quotes in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door; the quotes are listed by character.

Mario

 * ''"Yer darn bloopin'!"
 * ''"Keep your coins, fiend!"
 * ''"Keep it, you cad!"
 * ''"That's disgusting!"
 * ''"Guess again, nerd!"
 * ''"Darn skippy!"
 * ''"Let there be hot dogs!"
 * ''"No. Jumping eggs bug me."
 * ''"Spare me the prologue, and just curse me, already."
 * ''"Call me Blanket P.I.!"
 * ''"Refuse this witch!"

Luigi

 * ''"I was one hot sacrifice, Bro."
 * ''"You go, Bro!"

Princess Peach

 * ''" ' Comprehend ' Love? Love's not something you comprehend, TEC. You feel it."
 * ''"I can't believe I got kidnapped...again."
 * ''"You X-Jerks kidnapped me like common Koopas!"

Bowser

 * ''"Crystal Stars? They sound like great world-conquering tools! I want 'em!"
 * ''"Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
 * ''"It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
 * ''"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
 * ''"AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
 * ''"I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
 * ''"ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
 * ''"Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
 * ''"You're both too old,"
 * ''"Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"
 * ''"Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me."
 * ''"Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say-so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"

Sir Grodus

 * ''"Gaaack ack ack ack ack!"
 * ''"Princess Peach. You will speak when spoken to."
 * ''"I don't care how you planned to end that sentence, fool. Go get them. Now."
 * ''"Don't forget your place, you impudent worm! Just concentrate on finding the legendary treasure! That is ALL I require of you."
 * ''"I trust your words, though I rapidly lose my patience!"
 * ''"You blew it AGAIN, Lord Crump. You sicken me."
 * ''"What is the matter with you idiots? Falling for a fake Crystal Star? That's asinine!"
 * ''"In all of my most paranoid moments, I never thought my own computer would betray me."
 * ''"I've been looking forward to this, I must admit."
 * ''"I am the supreme leader of the secret society of X-Nauts! I am Grodus!"
 * ''"I don't suppose Crump had any idea of my plan though. Gaack ack ack ack ack!"
 * ''"Once you fools are gone, no-one will stand in my way! Grodus will rule the world!"
 * ''"Meet your ends, you meddlesome fools! You will know my power!"
 * ''"So, you have the mettle to push me this far... But no more!"
 * ''"Argh! You will not stop me! Take this!"
 * ''"Guh! Fools!"
 * ''"Uhh... No..."
 * ''"You are more than you seem... But this is not finished. I saw even this possibility."
 * ''"Move one step, and she will breathe no more!!!"
 * ''"Stop your blubbering! This is it! Meet your end!"
 * ''"WORM! You would dare defy me?!? Do you NOT care for the life of your pitiful princess?!?"
 * ''"Now, arise! Arrise! My Shadow Queen!"
 * ''"Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!"
 * ''"Huh? What do you mean?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you!"
 * ''"Enough of this prattle! Do as I say!!! NOW! Or I will send you back to the depths..."

Madame Flurrie

 * ''"Come over here and get some sugar!"
 * ''"Why, that was absolutely no fuss whatsoever!"
 * ''"Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"
 * ''"Time to pay for all of your ills!"

Yoshi (PM:TTYD)

 * ''"Let's rock, Gonzales! I'm ready to chew this dude up and spit him out!"
 * ''"It's stupid cold!"
 * ''"Shut up! You make me sick!"

Grubba

 * ''"GREAT-GALLOPIN' GULPITS!"
 * ''"Well, dog my cats!"
 * ''"Well, slap me and call me Sassafras!"
 * ''"I gotta say... Ya'll a coupla slack-jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business..."
 * ''"Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! Yer darn tootin'!"
 * ''"Who 'n tarnation 're you, son?!? Who let you in?!? This is Grubba's office!"
 * ''"When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a Pokey's patoot for fancy, big-city ways!"
 * ''"I'd better keep this room locked tighter than a peanut-butter jar at a squirrel convention!"
 * ''"Whoa, nelly!"
 * ''"Wait a diddly-darn minute there!"

Cortez

 * ''"I'll turn your mustache into a bone polisher, amigo!"
 * ''"...Oh, what? It is you again? Did you forget something?"
 * ''"What are you talking about, muchacho? I do not rent this ship for pleasure cruises!"
 * ''"I should turn you into a pinata and throw a party on the beach!"
 * ''"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH! You rattle my bones, Senor Peacock!"
 * ''"You fire cannons here...without my permission? You have nerve, mortal!"
 * ''"Hear my voice, spirits! Take their ship and show them the meaning of fear!"