User:Lord Bowser/sandbox

This is my own little sandbox for testing purposes.

After a bit of a struggle trying to convince him to join me for a while ("I'm busy trying to kidnap a princess here!"), I got the chance to speak to him for a while. Enough blabbing, let's get on with the show!

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Welcome, Lord Bowser! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Hey. Can this speed up a bit? I got a prin- someone at home that I need to watch... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Don't tell me; you have kids? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; You could say that... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Anywho, let's get started. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; What's your biggest dream in life? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Well, there is this one girl who I always admired and I wanted a nice, healthy relationship with her... but a certain plumber keeps getting in the way of things by trying to keep her away from me AND SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING MY HOME, MY ARMY, AND MY POSSESIONS!
 * http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png breathes fire

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Woah woah woah, dude, don't burn the set! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Sorry, I just get... infuriated whenever I think of that guy... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Onto another question, for the sake of our lives! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; What's your favorite color, and why? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Reddish-orange, as it reminds me of the lava in my castle. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; L-lava? You live in a volcano or something? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; No, I live in a castle, and I use lava for defense. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Right... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Next question! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; What's your favorite kind of animal? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Turtles, it's pretty obvious why. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Yup, it is. Nice shell too! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Thank you! One of my minions waxes it daily. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png;  that poor minion...   So how'd you get the spikes then? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; You know about Spinies, right? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Mmhmm. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; I'm a separate subspecies of Koopa, but I'm distantly related to them. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Ah, nice. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Next question! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; What was the best thing that ever happened to you? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Probably when I got my hands on a Star Rod a few years ago. All that power it gave me... one of the greatest feelings you'll ever feel... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; ...I see... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Final question! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Falling into a black hole. Not exactly what you'd call "pleasant". http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Of course not, ha ha. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; So, now that we're about to-
 * http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/07/MarioHeadSSBB.png and http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/0c/PeachHeadSSBB.png burst in

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/07/MarioHeadSSBB.png; I've-a foiled you again, Bowser! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/0c/PeachHeadSSBB.png; Thank you Mario, I'm free now! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; ...what the hell just happened..?
 * http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png turns red with rage

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; 'MARIO! YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!'
 * http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png breathes a stream of flames

Off the air for about 3 minutes


 * http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png runs up to the camera

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png; Uh, w-we're experiencing t-technical difficulties r-right now, j-join us next m-month f-for another f-fabulous interview! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/4/48/MrGame%26WatchHeadSSBB.png runs away while screaming like a little girl