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Huey's advice

In Paper Mario: Color Splash, the player can get advice from Huey while he is available.

Ruddy Road

 * "We're looking for Paint Stars, remember? Let's get a move on!"
 * "Hmm...you've tried painting all of the colorless spots on that house on Ruddy Road, right? Are you sure you got ALL of them?"
 * "I think you ought to take care of those dancing guys before we go anywhere else..."
 * "Those slurpers were slurping the color right out of the ground! Not only is that immoral, it's just really unsanitary!"
 * "There was a colorless house around here... I wonder if they've repainted it yet. Could someone be living there?"
 * "Two of those creepy dancing slurpers made off with buckets of red paint. Let's teach them a lesson!"
 * "That Shy Guy is making off with the Mini Paint Star's paint! After him!"
 * "Something seems a bit...off...about that sign, don't you think? The one with a picture of a Shy Guy on it..."
 * "Let's go back to the Mini Paint Star. I think this Shy Guy is going to help us repaint it."
 * "All right! The Mini Paint Star is back in business. What are you waiting for? Grab it!"
 * "I think you need to remove the tape that's holding down the rolled-up ground. There's got to be a way to get over there!"
 * "Darn, I thought removing the tape would fix everything. Well, when in doubt, walk around and smash things with your hammer!"
 * "I can see why the Toad who runs the café is mad at his customers. They wrecked his café! Shall we help him?"
 * "All right! We should be able to go get that Mini Paint Star now."
 * "Have you been everywhere on Ruddy Road? Down each path all the way to the end? Be honest with yourself, Mario."
 * "That wall looks way too high to jump over. Even for you, Mario! Seems like a good time to call in the Rescue Squad..."
 * "Looks like even you can't jump over that giant cliff wall. Let's come back once we find some more Rescue Squad members."
 * "The entire purple Rescue Squad should be here by now... Let's go see if they can help us!"
 * "Let's show our appreciation for the purple Rescue Squad by stepping all over them!"
 * "I can't believe those Shy Guys could just roll up the whole road like that! They must lift!"
 * "There was something interesting buried up on the cliff near the purple Rescue Squad. I wonder what it is."

Cherry Lake

 * "Mmm, do you feel that breeze blowing in from the lake? It sure is pleasant..."
 * "That red Toad who fell from the airship might be injured. Let's look for him!"
 * "Press to use Cutout, and then find a way to the top of the ? Blocks. Then you can just drop down on the other side of the gate!"
 * "OK, let's go look for the red Toad who fell off the airship."
 * "The red Toad is stuck in a tree! We've gotta get him down!"
 * "That mountain's so beautiful, I wish I could cut it out and take it home with me!"
 * "Let's go save what's left of Mr. Justice Toad's dignity."
 * "OK, let's go give that item we just found to Justice Toad...before he gets arrested."
 * "Justice Toad's dignity is fading fast. Let's track down the rest of his stuff."
 * "Justice Toad seems... normal again, relatively speaking. So let's go find some Paint Stars!"
 * "Have you tried pressing yet, Mario? Maybe from just the right vantage point...where you can see the red Mini Paint Star..."
 * "This is definitely the place to use Cutout. Hmm... Maybe your timing is off?"
 * "Well then! Let's take the red Mini Paint Star!"
 * "The blue Mini Paint Star is too far away! If only someone around here could help. Does anyone owe us a favor?"
 * "Think that Justice Toad guy can really help us? Let's go meet him at the blue Mini Paint Star."
 * "Let's grab that blue Mini Paint Star!"
 * "*sniff* Yep, I smell paint. Maybe there's still a Paint Star around here. Let's go look for it!"
 * "Smells like the red Mini Paint Star is a little farther in. Let's keep going."
 * "If only we had superpowers. That would make this way easier. I know! Let's go find someone with superpowers!"
 * "Hmm. That nubbin on Justice Toad's head looks familiar. Never thought I'd speak that sentence."
 * "Now that we've collected a cool two Paint Stars, this breeze on the lake feels even more refreshing!"

Redpepper Volcano

 * "Man, it's hot! Good thing I'm not wearing any clothes. Don't think too hard about that."
 * "I don't think we can do anything else here for now. Let's give up for now and try again later."
 * "There's something BIG up ahead... I just know it. Let's go see what it is!"
 * "We need to stop Draggadon! Isn't there something heavy we can drop on his head to calm him down?"
 * "That's quite a bump on Draggadon's head. Do...do you think we could ride it?"
 * "I wonder what Draggadons eat. Probably spicy stuff. Helps with the fire breath."
 * "Heehee! Look at us go! I bet we could ride him ANYWHERE now. Let's use him to go look for the Paint Star!"
 * "Remember, you can summon Draggadon with the fishing pole and the Magma Burger. Just gotta be standing in the right place..."
 * "Whoa, I can't believe someone was bold enough to steal paint from the lava! Anyway, I wonder if that's why Draggadon can't get too close..."
 * "Did...did you hear that?"
 * "Mario, when we were riding Draggadon, did you hear a strange voice near the volcano's entrance? Let's check it out!"
 * "Let's grab the Paint Star and get going, Mario!"
 * "I don't think Draggadon can get us here. There's no lava! I wonder if there's any way to fill this place in with some lava..."
 * "That did the trick. Now we should be able to summon Draggadon!"
 * "All right, we should be able to get that Mini Paint Star now...with a little help from Draggadon."
 * "Nothing left to do but grab the Mini Paint Star. Go for it, Mario!"
 * "I just know there's another Paint Star somewhere in here. I can smell it a mile away!"
 * "Whew! I'm actually a little surprised that the Paint Star didn't melt!"

Redpepper Crater

 * "My goodness... The deeper we go into this volcano, the hotter it gets! I guess that's to be expected..."
 * "So I guess the Thing that can melt that huge ice block in that freezer is somewhere in this volcano. Let's look for it."
 * "I think maybe if you backtrack a little bit, you can sprint all the way across. Say, from the third platform back to the second..."
 * "When in doubt, press ! It won't hurt anything, so not!"
 * "We already found the Thing we were looking for, so why don't we hit the hot springs and unwind for a little bit, eh?"
 * "What's the rush, Mario? You deserve a good soak! Get back in there and warm up a bit, why don't you?"
 * "I smell paint coming from behind the waterfall in the hot spring..."
 * "Can you believe there was a Mini Paint Star hiding in here? Let's grab it!"
 * "I smell the unmistakable smell of a Mini Paint Star! It's...under the ground or something. Let's find it!"
 * "I do smell a little bit of paint, but it's far off. Still, there's definitely a Mini Paint Star SOMEWHERE in this place..."
 * "Well, that's one to check off the bucket list, eh? Bathing inside a volcano-fueled hot spring, I mean."

The Crimson Tower

 * "Huh? We just got here, and I can already smell paint!"
 * "At last! A Big Paint Star is close by!"
 * "The gate has been completely drained of color. It would be impressive if it wasn't so depressing."
 * "We need to find a way to open this gate."
 * "Let's find all of those crazy key Toads and see if they'll fit in the gate!"
 * "All of the gate Toads are here!"
 * "If they need a little more "oomph," maybe introduce them to your hammer?"
 * "Let's move! There must be a Big Paint Star here somewhere."
 * "That airship can't fly away while its anchor is down. That's kinda what anchors do."
 * "Let's infiltrate the ship and reclaim the paint in that bucket!"
 * "Let's enter the Crimson Tower and search for the Big Paint Star!"
 * "This place sure is big. I wonder where the Big Paint Star could be."
 * "Let's head for the top of the tower. The Big Paint Star is definitely up there!"
 * "Those Shy Guys are working against us! Let's surprise them from below!"
 * "Morton broke the floor, so we can't get to the top! I wish life was a video game. Then we could just press to make a staircase appear!"
 * "Ooh, baby! I just caught a big whiff of paint. The Big Paint Star is close! Let's keep chasing Morton!"
 * "Morton is holding the Big Paint Star hostage at the top of the Crimson Tower. Let's go get him!"
 * "There's no way we're going to beat Morton as long as he has that flaming hammer. We should see if the Know-it-All Toad can help us."
 * "That sure was nice of the Chosen Toads to help us out. We should go visit them sometime, seeing as they're stuck in that gate forever..."

Indigo Underground

 * "Well, it wouldn't be a cave without an entrance. Let's find a way in."
 * "It looks like that pipe is clogged. Do you think you could unclog it somehow?"
 * "This is no time to be playing with cards, Mario! Let's go down that pipe and look for Paint Stars!"
 * "Huh, that wall behind the pipe looks suspicious. Well, when in doubt, cut it out! Look, what I'm saying is try Cutout. Press to give it a shot."
 * "I don't think we have the Thing we need to get that Toad out of that pipe. Let's ask around Port Prisma."
 * "Now that the pipe is clear, let's head inside and help rescue the green Rescue Squad."
 * "Some days, it seems like you'll never make it to the bottom of the pipe, right? Well...try one more time. We've got to follow that guy!"
 * "There must be a green Rescue Squad member nearby... I can smell the slightest hint of green rescue paint!"
 * "I think we're clear to move ahead, Mario. I don't smell any more green Rescue Squad members in need of assistance here."
 * "I think we've rescued the whole green Rescue Squad! Now, let's go talk to the squad leader."
 * "If those Toads really want us to walk across them, who are we to deny them?"
 * "We can't move forward until we defeat the Shy Guys!"
 * "Well, I'm going to go ahead and walk across those Toads. C'mon, Mario!"
 * "We made it across the Toad bridge, so let's go get that Mini Paint Star."
 * "That smell is unmistakable! There must be a Mini Paint Star near."
 * "That cave sure was OK, but now I could really use some sun."

Bloo Bay Beach

 * "Do you smell that salty breeze? We must be close to the sea."
 * "I wonder where this Oceanfest thing is happening."
 * "Let's kill some time before Oceanfest starts. Have you explored all of the beach yet?"
 * "Let's go check out this Oceanfest thing."
 * "These Toads are really into this Oceanfest thing. It's kind of weird. Let's check out the stage."
 * "Are you going to find those Toads or what? I'd help you, but that would be cheating."
 * "Kinda surprised that you gave up on the Toad-hunting thing. Where's your Oceanfest spirit?! C'mon, Mario! We can win this thing!"
 * "Nice! You found all of the Toads. Let's go to the stage and report it."
 * "Let's check out the main event. Talk to the yellow host Toad on the stage."
 * "If you look closely at the Five Fun Guys, they all have the same exact face. So creepy..."
 * "If we watch closely enough, we should be able to follow the key."
 * "All of these Toads look the same, so it's hard to keep track of which is which."
 * "If only there was some surefire way to keep track of the Toad with the key."
 * "Well, we won the key, so I suppose we should go check out this Blissful Beach place."
 * "The top of a sun umbrella doesn't seem like the ideal place to relax."
 * "The Oceanfest was actually pretty fun. I can see why the Toads look forward to it every year."
 * "Let's go check out that shipwreck. It should be in the bay, right off the pier."
 * "Maybe we could use the Cutout ability to help that stranded Toad. I think it's ."
 * "Why was that blue Toad in the boat so desperate to find his purpose in life? We should let him know if we have any ideas."
 * "The shape of that blue Toad's head... Doesn't it seem like we've seen it somewhere?"
 * "The way that Toad stopped that wave! That's some supernatural stuff right there."
 * "If it ever seems like you just can't get somewhere, you can always try pressing . It never hurts!"

Dark Bloo Inn

 * "This hotel is really fancy, but there's something...off about it. Gives me the creeps."
 * "OK, let's investigate the hotel. Keep an eye out for anything... weird."
 * "That spooky Toad seems to have some unfinished business. Let's see if we can help him."
 * "Sounds like there's going to be some sort of tea party in this hotel."
 * "There's space for six at the table. Does that mean there are six spooky Toads?"
 * "Let's look around the hotel and see if there are any more spooky Toads!"
 * "Some of the spooky Toads in the hotel still need our help. Let's talk to the staff and gather some clues."
 * "Room 201 seems to be...missing. Well, if it WERE here, where would it be?"
 * "Something's still not right. Let's ask the manager what's going on."
 * "They certainly can't have a tea party without a teapot. Let's go ask the front desk."
 * "Let's grab the purple Mini Paint Star and then head to Plum Park to find that teapot!"
 * "We've done everything we can here. Let's head to Plum Park and find the teapot!"
 * "Let's deliver the teapot and get the party started! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Looks like the hotel is back to normal! It's only slightly less creepy though."
 * "This hotel gets creepier every time I see it."
 * "We've got to solve this paranormal mystery, because I just know there's a Paint Star around here. Let's search the whole place carefully..."

Cobalt Base

 * "It's quiet. Too quiet. Something's not right in here."
 * "That Snifit over there is SKETCH. Might wanna hear him out, though."
 * "I'm still not sure what that Snifit was trying to sell us. Whatever it was, it wasn't cheap."
 * "That Snifit sold you a bunch of cards. Hmm..."
 * "That Snifit hooked us up with all the cards we need. Let's go win that game show!"
 * "Whoa! Mini Paint Star dead ahead! What are you waiting for? Grab it!"
 * "Well, I guess we have no choice but to go in this pipe."
 * "The Mini Paint Star! I bet that's the prize for winning the game show! Let's do it, Mario!"
 * "Apparently we'll get some kind of legendary treasure if we win the bonus round. It's worth a shot!"
 * "Let's get ourselves that Mini Paint Star!"
 * "Oh... So this is the legendary treasure! Come to papa!"
 * "Well, this is fancy. And I'm sure it'll come in handy somewhere..."
 * "I think we're finally close to finding the fabled treasure of Fortune Island. Let's go beat the bonus round and get it, Mario!"
 * "You cleared the bonus round, so you're the Snifit or Whiffit grand champion! How does it feel?!"

Fort Cobalt

 * "The Big Paint Star is around here somewhere. Let's find it!"
 * "Seems like we're stuck. Maybe you could do some damage to that fence with your hammer."
 * "I'm guessing only one of the three fences will let us through. Feeling lucky, Mario?"
 * "If you mark them with paint, you'll be able to keep track of which fences you've tried."
 * "The paint smell is getting stronger. We're close to the Big Paint Star!"
 * "Sometimes you might press and see that the lines don't quite match up. If that happens, try moving things around."
 * "Apparently the café barista is a Rescue Squad plant. We're supposed to order something from him, but I'm not sure what."
 * "The enemy's secret superweapon is vulnerable to Tail attacks!"
 * "When the enemy's secret weapon dives underwater, our only option is to pull it back up to the surface somehow!"
 * "*sniff* *sniff* Ugh...it stinks. And there isn't even a Big Paint Star around here!"
 * "We're never going to beat him like this. Let's retreat to the café and order everything on the menu. And then cry into our lattes..."
 * "We have to do something about Ludwig diving under the water. Maybe the café staff can give us some pointers."
 * "OK, let's go wake the Big Paint Star!"
 * "Something caught my eye back there with all of those tricky fences. I think it was a Thing! We should probably go get it."
 * "I don't know if you like spice, Mario, but whatever those Shy Guys at the café were eating looked pretty hot..."
 * "I see why that café is so popular. Could you see us becoming regulars, Mario?"

Daffodil Peak

 * "*sniff sniff* Gotta love that fresh mountain air!"
 * "Let's go to the shack and get the climbing permit from the park ranger."
 * "Let's fix the colorless spots in the shack. Maybe the ranger will give us the climbing permit then."
 * "Is the park ranger still down in the dumps? Let's go talk to him."
 * "Seems like there's something on the other side of that window..."
 * "I feel like I've seen something in this room with the same mark that the Unfurl Block has."
 * "Well, you Unfurled the chair. Only thing left to do now is repaint it. C'mon, Mario!"
 * "The park ranger should be in a better mood now. Maybe he'll give us a climbing permit?"
 * "Let's go show the permit to the gatekeeper at the entrance!"
 * "Let's go see the Mountain Sage at the peak!"
 * "Mario, you sometimes moonlight as a doctor, don't you? You should be able to mend a creased leg with a single swing!"
 * "Whenever you see an Unfurl Block, there must be something you can Unfurl nearby."
 * "Whenever you find something with an Unfurl Mark, there must be an Unfurl Block nearby as well..."
 * "Let's go complain to the gatekeeper!"
 * "Grab the yellow Mini Paint Star, and let's go complain to the gatekeeper!"
 * "The gatekeeper's mind went blank... If we color his thoughts a bit, maybe he'll be able to remember something about the Mountain Sage!"
 * "This Mountain Sage is something special, all right. We should come talk to him if ever find ourselves stuck at a dead end."
 * "Doesn't it seem like we've seen the shape of that Mountain Sage's head somewhere before?"
 * "There was a yellow Mini Paint Star next to the cardboard cutout at the peak. Let's go get it!"
 * "Climbing that mountain was fun. I feel like a real mountain man——er——mountain can."

Sunglow Ridge

 * "There's a lonely-looking Toad over there..."
 * "I think we should just trust that the Big Paint Stars will show us the way. Let's leave this area for now."
 * "Let's open the Scarlet Gate and keep going!"
 * "All right, now where could that Paint Star be...?"
 * "There should be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. Let's find it!"
 * "Quickly! Use your Unfurl power before it runs out!"
 * "Let's get to the mountains and make sure everything's OK!"
 * "There must be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. It could be anywhere, so get crazy with the hammer if you have to!"
 * "We're getting close to where that thing landed. I hope everything is OK..."
 * "These logs sure are annoying. Maybe we can stop them at the source..."
 * "I saw an Unfurl Block in that hut, but we'll need to get past those Shy Guys to use it!"
 * "Now we can use the Unfurl Block at our leisure, but what is there to Unfurl around here? Do you think the logs might Unfurl?"
 * "This is terrible! That bomb must have exploded with black paint!"
 * "All right, we know there's a yellow Mini Paint Star on the mountain somewhere... Now, let's go get it!"
 * "There should be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. If it seems like it's in an impossible spot, maybe try hitting it from the other side..."
 * "That's strange. We still can't get anywhere! Let's take a careful look at that sign over there."
 * "All right! Grab that Mini Paint Star, and let's be on our way!"
 * "Let's get out of here before we get creamed by another one of those black paint bombs."

Château Chanterelle

 * "What a peaceful and cozy little house! Must be nice to live here."
 * "Ah, so this is where the professor lives! Let's go inside and meet him."
 * "So the professor is somewhere in Mondo Woods. Maybe there's a Mini Paint Star nearby that can help us get there..."
 * "Have you tried Cutout lately? Something about that barn looks suspicious to me...like it doesn't quite line up..."
 * "I can still smell paint. There's another Mini Paint Star around here somewhere—I just know it! Have you tried looking up high?"
 * "Looks like the professor has gone to Mondo Woods... I don't think there's anything for us to do here right now."
 * "I wonder if the professor has found Princess yet..."
 * "Well, we've got a permit for the excavation site, so we might as well use it! Let's go check it out."
 * "I hope we can figure out a way to reunite the professor and Princess."
 * "I hope we can figure out a way to reunite the professor and Princess. Say, have you tried pressing lately? Maybe in a place where Princess used to hang out?"
 * "Ooh, I love gifts. Let's go inside the professor's house and see what he's got for us!"
 * "Boy, Princess really lives up to her name, doesn't she? Of course, she could also live up to the name Bruiser or Crusher or Goliath..."
 * "Remember what the professor said? Draggadons love heat. Let's go see if it's hiding out in the volcano."

Mustard Café

 * "It's hot enough to dry paint out here!"
 * "Hmm. Doesn't seem like the café is open right now."
 * "Look, there's someone in the middle of that big colorless spot. Let's go see who it is!"
 * "I smell a Paint Star, but I think we're going to need someone from the café to help to get it. Let's come back later."
 * "Let's go see what the Big Paint Star did to the huge colorless spot in the desert."
 * "Well, we're not climbing out of this! Let's see if we can find another way back to the surface."
 * "Ugh, there's a boulder blocking that pipe. You know, it's times like these that I feel like I'm just not cut out for this kind of adventure..."
 * "There's nothing left to do but make our way back to the surface. Let's keep moving."
 * "Did you hear the chef calling us? Let's go get on the parasol!"
 * "Whoops! I should have known that thing was too flimsy to be safe! Let's get out of the sand and find a place to catch our breath."
 * "Let's help the chef get out of here! Maybe then he'll let us into his café so we can get that Paint Star..."
 * "It looks like that pipe needs to be repainted a little bit before we can go all the way through."
 * "Without a way to get through the pipe...maybe you should try pressing !"
 * "All right! Now, let's repaint this pipe and then go get the chef!"
 * "I bet that orange pipe would take us back to the surface..."
 * "This is a tough one. But there must be a weak point somewhere around here. Have you checked the floor?"
 * "The chef must be locked away down here somewhere. Let's go find him! Try hitting anything suspicious with your hammer."
 * "With that card key, we should be able to use the elevator and unlock cell doors as we please. Who's the warden now, Snifits? Bahaha!"
 * "Mario! We can't just leave the chef locked up like this."
 * "We're going to need a card key to spring the chef from his jail cell. They must be keeping the key somewhere around here, right?"
 * "Have you looked under the sofa? Sometimes that's where keys end up."
 * "All right! Let's get back to the orange pipe and head up to the surface."
 * "Um, are we forgetting something? The chef is still being held captive in the Snifits' underground hideout. Let's go rescue him!"
 * "Let's hurry over to the café so the chef can open up for us. I can't wait to see that beautiful Paint Star!"
 * "The key must still be down in the Snifits' underground hideout somewhere, right?"
 * "I definitely think I saw a key hanging on a wall somewhere down here..."
 * "All right, we got the café key! Let's give it to the chef and go get that Paint Star."
 * "Nothing left to do but grab the Mini Paint Star!"
 * "Gotta hand it to the chef... He sure knows how to build hype. I suppose it helps that the fare he serves is so...rejuvenative."
 * "We need to help the chef out. It's the right thing to do...and we need that Paint Star from his café!"

The Golden Coliseum

 * "Do you hear that? The crowd is roaring! This is exciting!"
 * "I think the Shy Guy at the ticket counter was trying to get your attention..."
 * "Mario, we've got a chance to get a Big Paint Star here! Let's go sign up for the Battle Royal!"
 * "So you're not bad to the bone. There are worse things in life. And besides, maybe you can BECOME bad to the bone!"
 * "I know you're bad to the bone, but you're just so NICE that sometimes I forget..."
 * "Whoa! This isn't fair! We're going to have to tip the scales in our favor somehow. Maybe there's an item around here that can help us..."
 * "We need to win the Battle Royal to get the Big Paint Star, so get back out there as soon as you're ready."
 * "Have you heard people whispering about the Thing that was stolen from Marmalade Valley? Supposedly it's in the Golden Coliseum somewhere..."
 * "I don't think this is getting us anywhere. Let's see if there's a way around on the outside of the coliseum."
 * "I think we're...backstage or something..."
 * "I wonder why they stole that bone. Do you think it's important?"
 * "All right, champ! Go on and claim your prize. A Big Paint Star!"
 * "If you see any powerful weapons, grab 'em! They could come in handy later."
 * "The Battle Royal is over, but it looks like you can compete again, if you want. You should test your mettle!"

Marmalade Valley

 * "Wow, that's a cool-looking train! I wonder if it works..."
 * "Did you hear that? Fossils! Let's try to get closer!"
 * "Hey, we've got the permit we need to access this site. Let's show him!"
 * "We can't access this site without some kind of permit from the professor. Let's come back later."
 * "We've got a pass to the excavation site—now we just need to figure out who to show it to. Let's keep moving. I'm sure we'll figure it out."
 * "We're in! Let's go explore the excavation site."
 * "It looks like we have to go through the caves to get to the fossils, Mario."
 * "Aw, how are we going to get through the caves with the bridge out? Maybe there's another way..."
 * "I hope everyone at the excavation site is OK... We better go take a look!"
 * "There was a cave-in way up near the top of the site. Let's get up there to help!"
 * "We need to get that Toad out of there! Mario, maybe you could try busting up the rocks!"
 * "Think we can make some use out of that giant bone? Might as well take it."
 * "I can smell paint coming from the wall that monster destroyed. Let's go check it out!"
 * "Yes! Grab the Paint Star, and we'll be on our way."
 * "I think we just did the Toads' job for them by excavating that huge fossil. Let's move on to a new area."
 * "I don't think the Bone is here anymore. Let's look elsewhere."
 * "Where did Draggadon fly off to? Maybe we should ask the professor."
 * "Even paper can be fossilized. In a billion years, that could be us in that cliff. Really makes you think, huh?"

STICKER STAR QUOTES

Check these: town_prologue town_square worldmap Enemy global global_event intermission porttown_harbor SealHelp SealMuseum StaffCredit

This is only the North American version

Kersti

 * "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
 * "Please tell me you aren't trying to touch the Sticker Comet again!"
 * "You know what I think? I think you're a troublemaker! And your troublemaking made trouble for everyone!"
 * "Hmm... Being brought back to life by Mario's wish was definitely nice, but... If it's like this every year at the Sticker Fest, I may have to seriously reconsider my career path."

Princess Peach

 * "Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom! Tonight, at long last, that symbol of peace, the Sticker Fest, has finally  been revived. But this glad day did not come to pass through the power of the Sticker Comet. No, it was bought with the bravery of Mario, who returned the Royal Stickers to us... And it was paid for with the power of all of you, who wished so fervently for Sticker Fest to return."

Royal Stickers
 (British version) 
 * a sticker fluttered down from the sky excited Goombas cheered on from high sixteen sheets became one bad guy in the end they split and went bye-bye
 * a lonely stadium atop a desert tower a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power Kamek wielded magic dark and dour the tower folded like a withering flower
 * a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop a Royal Sticker popped evil's top poison gushed out and would not stop
 * spring came and snow started to melt my body got uncomfortably svelte I lamented the frail bod I was dealt a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt
 * Rumble Volcano had grown irate the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate a sparkling sticker being arrived late and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate
 * A sticker came fluttering down from the sky. Excited Goombas cheered from on high. Sixteen sheets became one bad guy. In the end, they split up and said "bye-bye."
 * In a lonely stadium atop a desert tower, a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey a power. Kamek wielded magic most dark and dour. The tower folded like a withering flower.
 * A big Blooper loved to boogie and bop. The small Bloopers, they loved to fight and flop. A Royal Sticker popped evil's top. Poison gushed out and would not stop.
 * Spring came along, making slush of the snow. My body, too, melted in the sun's glow. Of a body that wouldn't melt, I hoped one day to know. So I wished for the Royal Sticker to make it so.
 * Rumble Volcano was most enraged and fuming. The Spear Guys threw a fest to prevent it from booming. A sparkling sticker descended, gliding and zooming. It seemed nothing could stop this glutton's consuming.

Toads

 * "Dude, hello? I'm hiding."
 * "Notice all the Goombas near town? Word is, they somehow made it over the mountains from the big Goomba fortress. Ever since all that craziness went down at the Sticker Fest, they've been just whaling on random passersby. I am NOT making eye contact with those dudes."
 * "I'd love to set you up with some sweet stickers so you can live life to the fullest, but I don't have any in yet."
 * "Hey, I finally got some sweet, life-fulfilling stickers in--pretty rare ones!"
 * "How about [number] coins?"
 * "Really? Then how about [number] coins?"
 * "Hmmmm, you drive a hard bargain. Well then, can you do [number] coins? Just so you know, I'm reaching my limit."
 * "Whaaat? Are you serious? Gee whiz. OK then. Let's say [number] coins?"
 * "You don't even have enough coins... So what would you say to [number] coins?"
 * "Hmmmm, you're really light on funds. How about this: [number] coins? I'm about out of wiggle room, here."
 * "Hurmm... You don't have the cash. Look, let's say [number] coins. Deal?"
 * "OK! Thank you very much! Here you go, and have a great day!"
 * "No. Just no! I'm not dropping any more! I like to bargain, but you're just crazy! This deal is a no go!"
 * "Oh, wait, looks like you don't have enough coins. Maybe you'd better just forget everything I said."
 * "That red house near the fountain is always locked. I don't mind telling you, it kinda creeps me out. I'd bet you coins to cupcakes that someone's up to some funny business in that place. And not "teehee" funny. More like "bwahaha" funny."
 * "Check it out: I managed to sneak a peek inside that house next to the Sticker Shop...but there was nothing in there but some stairs. Really, really creepy."
 * "Check it: if you go to the bottom of the stairs in that red house next to the Sticker Shop, you can hear the sound of stickers being stuck up. Totally, completely creepy."
 * "HIIIIIIGH WIIIIIIIIND WAAAAAAAARNING! Extreme winds in the forecast for Bouquet Gardens!"
 * "ANOTHER HIIIGH WIIIIIND WAAAARNING! Extreme winds are once again in the forecast for Bouquet Gardens! They stopped for a time, but now they're blowing up a storm again. The question is, why?"
 * "There's an old tale that claims there's a magic treasure sleeping inside the Yoshi Sphinx. Supposedly this thing lights the darkness or something. I don't buy it. I mean, c'mon, with the darkness all lit up, nobody could sleep, let alone some old treasure."
 * "I've heard an old tale that claims a sacred staff sleeps within the Sandshifter Ruins. But it's a staff, right? So I guess it must sleep standing up. Seems uncomfy."
 * "Oh, I don't live here! I'm just watching the house while my bud's off on a trip. It's his house."
 * "I hope he's OK. I wonder where he is right now..."
 * "You know my bud who's always off traveling? I got a postcard from him! I put it up over there."
 * "Sounds like my bud's doing just fine. Traveling sounds AMAZING."
 * "WHOOOAAA! Talk about an awakening! For a Toad to embrace his calling like that... It's making me get all misty! I salute you, bud! BAWWWW!"
 * "Hmph! Y'know what? I KNOW you're gonna save Princess Peach! It's a done deal. And then, when the two of you return to the kingdom in TOTAL TRIUMPH, it is my Toadly duty to welcome you back with a smile and a vigorous back pat! Like my bud, I've finally discovered my calling in life! I feel complete!"
 * "Mario! I've been waiting for you. As far as thank-you presents go, this is nothing special...but please take it!"
 * "Hey, but speaking of which, when I was all lost in thought and then got lost... The Goombas in front of that windmill kept repeating "Forwon toothree! Forwon toothree!" Isn't that weird? I mean, what language is that? ...Whoa! I almost did it again! I've gotta stop getting lost in thought before I get REALLY lost again."
 * "What kind of crazy Goomba goes around muttering "Forwon toothree"? For won...two...three? I can't afford to get lost again, so I'm going to think about it here inside the house."
 * "Ah, Mario! I was deep in thought again, as usual, when it suddenly hit me! Maybe that phrase has something to do with that windmill! That is some MENTAL FLEXING. That is some INSIGHT. And all in a flash from out of the blue... Maybe I'm some kind of genius!"
 * "Hey, Mario. Good seeing you. By the way... STICKER FEST SHOCK! BOWSER GOES BERSERK! That was the headline to the article I was writing, but I couldn't write anymore. I got too depressed. I don't want to write about awful stuff. I want to write whimsical articles that excite and astound my audience! Whenever news like THAT breaks, I'm gonna be on the scene in a flash!"
 * "STICKER FEST SHOCK! BOWSER GOES BERSERK! That was the headline to the article I was writing, but I couldn't write anymore. I got too depressed. I don't want to write about awful stuff. I want to write whimsical articles that excite and astound my audience!"
 * "Oh, it's locked."
 * "Well, hi there! Sure, the Sticker Fest was a total disaster, but you can't stay blue about it forever, right? No, sir, you've gotta stay perky! And I got the perkiest idea EVER just a bit ago! Here's the deal, Mario. If you find any interesting...let's call them "things"... out in the world, bring 'em to me. Do that, and I think I can cook up a little miracle for you!"
 * "Remember, Mario, if you find any interesting "things" out in the world, you just bring those things to me! Do that, and I'll whip up a surprise that'll perk you up, guaranteed!"
 * "Ah, look! You have a wonderful thing! My perk sensor can just tell. Go ahead and stand on that little platform over there, please."
 * "Now you just take that special thing, face the board in front of you, and sling it as hard as you can!"
 * "How about that! Pretty perky, no? From now on, stickers don't have to be something you find... They can be something you make too! Whenever you find a special thing, you can turn it into a sticker here."
 * "...Hey, even if you don't have any things on you, swing by and we'll talk about it..."
 * "Anyway, can't wait to see you again! Stay perky!"
 * "Welcome! Go ahead and sling a thing."
 * "Oh, Mario, you don't have any special things? I see, I see. That's a real bummer for you. I mean, without any special things, you can't do this incredibly fun activity... Talk about not perky."
 * "...Say, what's that back there? Something tells me that something good will eventually show up by the wall back there."
 * "Huh? Oh, sorry--it looks like you don't have enough space left in your album. Don't worry about it, though. Just come back once you've either used some stickers or sold some off."
 * "You slung all your special things, huh? Yeah, then the fun stops here."
 * "Stay perky."
 * "So?! Pretty darn miraculous, huh? You come over here, you fling a thing, and HEY PRESTO! It becomes a sticker. I call it a "thing sticker" because I'm a bit of a marketing genius. Mario, I've got to tell you... You're so lucky to experience this firsthand!"
 * "Yeah. Yeah, I'm listening. You want 'em, right? I've got 'em. All kinds."
 * "Yeah. Yeah, I'm listening. You say you want some things? Yeah, I got the goods."
 * "I got the goods."
 * "Take your pick."
 * "No goods, sorry."
 * "The [thing], correct? Your coin bill comes to [number]."
 * "You don't have enough coins."
 * "Later."

sticker fest
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 * ":PROLOGUE"
 * "WAAAAAA! The Sticker Fest grounds are a shambles!"
 * ":0 ROYAL STICKERS"
 * "There's no sign left of how fun that Sticker Fest was..."
 * ":1 ROYAL STICKER"
 * "The Sticker Fest? That was but a dream. Forget about it."
 * "From this vantage point... No, there's still nothing left..."
 * ":2 ROYAL STICKERS"
 * "A Sticker Fest revival? No, that's... That'll never happen."
 * "Toads are getting wind of the possibility of a Sticker Fest revival. Yeah... They've started arriving."
 * "It's easy to lose faith, but you can't! You just have to get on with things."
 * "I came here to see what was going on, but I got so tired for some reason..."
 * "I swung by to ask if there really might be a Sticker Fest revival. Will there?"
 * "I, uh...got sandwiched in here."
 * ":3 ROYAL STICKERS"
 * "That's what I've been saying! A Sticker Fest revival is impossible..."
 * "What?! Wow! Everyone's pitching in!"
 * "Mario! My eyes have been opened! No more crying! I'm going to work my darnedest to revive Sticker Fest too!"
 * "During downtime, I'm running to burn off all this excess motivation."
 * "The bottom guy takes the most weight! Life stinks for bottom guy."
 * "I'm second from the bottom! All the weight, none of the prestige of being bottom guy! Second-from-bottom guy gets no respect!"
 * "It's hard to balance when you're in the middle! Middle guy has it rough!"
 * "Second-from-top guy probably has it pretty easy."
 * "The guy at the top is the highest! Top guy has to look fear in the eye!"
 * "All right, already. Pass it up here."
 * "Of course, every festival needs a kiosk. Duh."
 * "Mario! Whoa! You've already got three Royal Stickers?! That pumps me UP! Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna revive this festival!"
 * "We could probably use a fence here."
 * ":4 ROYAL STICKERS"
 * "I ran too much and got tired, so I'm taking a quick break. But I'm still motivated! Honest!"
 * "Everyone's doing their part, huh? I'll do my part too."
 * "There's so much to do! I don't know where to start!"
 * "As you can see, my hands are full."
 * "We're still setting up the stage. No peeking!"
 * "The light should be a little more over there, I'm thinking."
 * "Hey, WHOA! Whoa. You should NEVER jump on the top of a ladder."
 * "I heard a rumor about a Sticker Fest revival, so I showed up. What do I do? Where can I help out?"
 * "I'm so excited about the Sticker Fest, I can't sleep at night. So as a result, I'm totally sleepy during the day."
 * "Huh? What was I hurrying for again?"
 * "There's so much to do. It's a little exhausting...but still so fun!"
 * "Four Royal Stickers! Yowza! I just leveled up...with excitement!"
 * ":5 ROYAL STICKERS"
 * "Five! Six! Seven! Eight! One more time!"
 * "Comet! Comet! Comet! From the niiiiiiiiight skyyyyy!"
 * "We're doing the Comet Dance as a sideshow at the festival. Just getting a little practice in."
 * "Do it like you're the Sticker Comet! From the niiiiight sky! Yeah!"
 * "Yes, this is where Princess Peach will be standing."
 * "The angle of the light is perfect!"
 * "Now, try it with a smile! "Welcome!""
 * "Welcome!"
 * "It's Captain Mario! How do you fare? Me, I simply HAD to join the Sticker Fest revival! HAD to!"
 * "The world is vast. To think, there are this many passionate Toads in it... My horizons have expanded yet again."
 * "I quit my job as the barker for the Sticker Shop!"
 * "If you try hard, you can do anything. It's so great that we didn't give up!"
 * "YAYYYYYYYYY! I'm so excited for the Sticker Fest."
 * "Whoa... Sticker Fest makes my heart go thump-thump-a-chicka-bow-bow."
 * "Thanks to our efforts, look at how far the festival revival has come!"
 * "Mario, just a little further to go! Good luck with that last Royal Sticker."
 * "This spot's got the best view of the stage. The early bird gets the worm!"
 * "I hear that on the day of the festival, this bench will be reserved for honored guests who have come from far away."
 * "I can't sit still anymore!"
 * "Hello there, Mario. I hope you don't think this is weird, but I put up some super flags around the festival grounds to honor your many impressive feats. If you check out each flag, you can see each feat I've been tracking and gauge how far along you've come. There are eight super flags in all. Let's decorate this place in grand style, what do you say?! You've gotta help pump this revival up to the MAX!"
 * "Let's put up lots of super flags! Yeah! Let's really put the "viva" in the Sticker Fest revival!"
 * "Hey, Mario. I can see from your face that you know all about the parade at the end of Sticker Fest. I wanted to keep it a surprise so I could fire everyone up, but if the sticker's out of the bag... What do you say? You want to watch the parade?"
 * "Of course you do! Who wouldn't?! Let me save your progress, OK?"
 * "All done! Enjoy the parade!"
 * "Got it. I'll touch base with you later on. See ya!"