User talk:Z3r0 Tw0



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Hello people of this galaxy! Welcome to my new talk! Here are the rules: Well, come on now, do what you came here for, talk!
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Holy Croup! (That's What Doctors Say When a Patient Has...)
... "inflammation of the larynx and trachea in children, associated with infection and causing breathing difficulties."

It's true. Should that be added to my Random Funny Stuff things... have you read them all? If so, would you like me to add more stuff?

Ooooooooooookay then, this 'five hour meet' thing sounds suspicious... but all the more reason for me to be interested! Please tell me the story!

Well, if you've been called a nice kid in real life, then you're going better than me. I've never, ever been called nice in the non-virtual world, from what I can remember (although amnesia doesn't help...). Maybe I would be if I was capable of existing at school without being followed by a trail of verbal abuse and physical harassment, of which I am always the target. Because I have to absorb so much crap from all the w****rs at school, it hands about me and therefore makes me a less pleasant person. Why should I act all nice if I only get treated like s**t? That's one of my major issues. I told Stooben in much more detail. At least the teachers like you - all of mine think I'm a bit weird - but the whole school does >_>.

Now, that moment certainly was... exciting, yep. You should have heard how she said it. Hey - I learned a cultural fact from you - thanks! You seem to have weird subject names there. Oh, and now I know 'LA' doesn't stand for Los Angeles! Thanks for telling me that! Yeah, it's called English here. No, we don't call it Australian - although our language has quite a few different words to your American dialect. ("I was walking down the sidewalk on my way to the drugstore, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...") - that would sound so funny to us if an American came here and said that! Can you think of an ultra-Australian sentence!? I challenge you.

Ahh, I'd do anything to go back to that awesome topic in Health lessons. Wait - are you saying the "hands-on" lessons involved nudity? :O ZOMG! Last year I missed a hands-on lesson due to sickness, and I can just tell you it involved test tubes, bananas, and certain things being used on them. Is that what you had to do?

Wow - you really say such awesome things like that behind my back!? Awesome - I'm going to eavesdrop on you :P. Seriously, that's really cool.

I also have no YouTube account since I don't yet have the essential requirement - broadband >_>

OK, that story is very spooky - wowser! That's ROFLarious and insane... XD. Seriously, what do they teach you at schools these days... - it scares me.

I found the word 'pee-pee' in my Dictionary program on my japoota! Heh, the dictionary even has 'WTF', 'LOL', and more!

The original Yoshi's Island PWNs YIDS. The sequel just doesn't have the same awesome level design - and it feels less fun and too easy. The original was famous for its difficulty to obtain 100% in every level - that's an ULTIMATE challenge. Hey, have you ever won Endless World of Yoshis with 100%? It's the Secret level of World 6. I won it yesterday - with 100%! I challenge you to match my achievement... if you need help, just ask.

OK, here's a funny story:

In a Maths lesson this year (BTW, in Australia it's called maths - as though a plural... dunno why that's different 0_o), my teacher thought he could outsmart us with a really clever trick question. However, being in the smartest class (our Maths and English classes are sorted by level of intelligence... I'm in the smartest for both :O), we have many ultra-nerds who know everything. So yeah, his trick question got busted by our brainiest guy, and then the teacher said (brace yourself...), he said "OK then, do you wanna get hard!?" And the whole class went psycho with laughter. The funny thing is, me and Hess were blank for 2 seconds then we got what was funny and we ROFLed! (by then everyone was looking at us since we were so slow to react!)

Oh yeah, I also have a few stories of my humorous clumsiness - would you like to hear some? Here's a sample to let you decide:

Very recently I was walking to the dirty-clothes basket, holding my "dirty" clothes to put away. So I walked past the cat's food and water bowls (we have 2 cats, 3 wombats and a dog, BTW). And somehow I tripped on thin air and fell forwards into the wall, while dropping my clothes into the cat's food and water! Lucky no-one saw that - it was mbarrazin! And even funnier, my cat heard the crash (and the swearing, I guess) and came up to me, giving me a "WTF are you doing!?" expression!

Oh, and as for something cool - well, I've started a hobby of recolouring Pokemon sprites - but you don't play Pokemans, do you? So, would you like me to recolour some other sprites? Please choose which. (I could change Luigi to make him into you - if you gave design details)

Oh yeah - and I read the new section on your page and I was like "............................ :O .......... 0_o ......."

Mmm yep.

I'll gleefully await your reply!

Wii Friends
Please add me in your MKWii and Brawl Friend Rosters. Here are my codes:


 * Mario Kart Wii: 3394-4916-4548 - Mateus (Spain)
 * Brawl: 5112-5377-8625 - MATT

If you want to add my Wii Address, here it is: 3162-1613-6372-7492

I already added you, so just add me and we'll be able to play against each other.

Post a message in my Talk Page when you're done doing that, ok?

- oops... I had forgotten signing my message...


 * I wish I could read it, but it's blocked for some reason :( Ah well. Anyways, have a good Halloween? 12:56, 1 November 2008 (EDT)

I Know How You Feel...
Er, that header didn't sound creepy did it!? I hope not.

I know how frustrating it is when you can't get online for long periods of time - I always wish I knew what was happening on the Wiki. Hey - you have to keep it a sceret :O ? Wow, that must be hard. Why is that so?

Hi
Hi! I'm Mario304 and I'm a very active user on this wiki! I like Mario and you like Luigi so do you want to be friends?

Mario304.

I'm great! By the way, I agree with you that Luigi's Mansion won't restart after being beaten every time. How did you get the A-rank?

Mario304

Hi, Luigi001! Long time no see! Should I call you Luigi001 or call you by your new name? Anyway, your advice on A-rank really helped! I've played Luigi's Mansion and I've got A-rank, yes! How are you doing on this wiki?

Mario304

I'm doing fine! Do you know how to make a statues bar because I really need help making one!

Mario304

Dude, Where's My Orb?
No seriously, where is it?

Well, that's a strange reason for your Wiki secrecy - I thought your parents would be more worried about stuff like privacy and "meeting weirdos on the internet who are not who they appear to be". Well, the weirdo part has already happened! :P

About naughty story 1:

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ROFL to the max!

Seriously, I think it became obvious I was not using the internet for schoolwork when I started losing it in front of the screen. I had to exit the browser very quickly!

Oh, and recently I've joined the forums here (I joined ages ago and forgot about it due to AMNESIA!) - and since you can give PRIVATE messages there, then maybe you could use that feature to write all the details with these dirty stoires...

What do you say?

Holy crop - it probably was Osama! Watch out! That was an insane story...

LOL, that was a pretty decent attempt at sounding Aussie, mate! Although we often call football 'footy' (and we call soccer, soccer...), and yeah.

My cat is so intelligent, it's almost scary. Seriously, it can open locked doors, open bags, get into cupboards, turn on the TV (it actually did that once, by stepping on the remote!), and more. Also, I have conversations with it where I go "MEOW!" and it responds with a jolly headbutt and a lovely lick.

"Just pointing that out" - heh, I think you mean "Just making sure you know so you can give me a present!" - well, I'll try. My birthday is not until January 21st, when I turn 16.

Mine was fine too, thanks. BTW, want to Brawl this weekend? 20:40, 11 November 2008 (EST)
 * Great :D I'd prefer to Brawl as late as possible though, so anytime around 7:00 pacific time or later is fine with me. I haven't played it in a long time, so you'll probably win most of 'em! 20:49, 11 November 2008 (EST)

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... ... ... ... 001! :D Thanks! Its gonna be a little odd, since its been awhile! :D Trust me: same'd. :P -- 20:48, 14 November 2008 (EST)

Yah. RITE! Hehehe, you guessed rite... and mebbe along with my name. :O -- 20:59, 14 November 2008 (EST)

Moo
Sorry, I've been busy lately as I have very important major exams coming up - I'll reply when possible.

Crap I missed it :( Sorry I was in the Bay Area with no Wi-Fi at the time. Kk, I KNOW I'll be online at 7, so if you can make it that would be great. I'll leave a message here then proving I'll make it.
 * Happy Thanksgiving!! :D ... oh, but sorry about your Wii :( I had to send mine in for repairs a while back too, because it made this REALLY loud whirring noise whenever a disc was in it, and I couldn't even play Brawl at all! I could play all of the other games though, which was wierd. Anyways, good luck fixing it. 11:58, 27 November 2008 (EST)

My Brain Hurts
I would like you to ask me any cultural questions about Australia that you may have. No matter how absurd, I'll answer them.

ROFL! Your dog sounds so dumb.

Now that's a crazy story... LOL.

Here's my story:

On a sunny day at school, my class was lined up in a long row, waiting a long time for something. We were all getting restless, so resorting to dad means of entertainment. One guy in front of me found amusement when he saw how our shadows (which were very clear in the sunlight) looked like they were touching each other when we weren't actually in contact. So he punched the air near the person in front of him, and LOLed as he saw his shadow appear to punch straight into the guy. He did this a bit faster and got carried away - eventually smashing the guy in front ogf him by accident. I ROFLed.

Should that be added to Random Funny Stuff?

This is my last issue, so listen up!

 * Thanks! :D I really appreciate it. =3 18:03, 2 December 2008 (EST)

Olá!


 * It seems like a lot of people thought I was ready for the promotion. I didn't think I was, but I think with all the support people have given me, I might do good. :) 18:59, 2 December 2008 (EST)
 * Hey Luigi, what's happening? Your Wii still broken? 00:15, 9 December 2008 (EST) Vote for St00by!

That's One Hairy Banana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuBhh1ln7DQ

ROFL at this video. And I've never heard of grilled banana, so I doubt it's very popular here. But barbecues are popular... (we don't eat wombats...)

Yup, do that... please.

I'd like all of those stories, if it's not too much to type! I like your stories, mate.

OK, I might do that.

Nah, I won't leave... unless something terrible happens.

Also, would you like the story of... something?


 * Meh, not much with me either. However when St00by becomes the director of the 'Shroom, I'll become the new director of the Fake News! That's pretty awesome for both of us :D So anyways, hope your Wii gets fixed soon!

I'll take a little while (big surprise!) to reply as I think of a perfect story to tell you, but for now:

Holy crop you're not Luigi001 anymore! Is that because you considered the name too generic?

Olá 001...No....Ahem...
New Name!! :O

Yes I am... Somewhat... Psychic :O
I have had many psychic moments, although usually they are to do with me making people say certain words that I'm thinking of. (eg "banana" - I'm serious!) Also with numbers and knowing what time it is without seeing the time for ages. I can get it very close.

The sound doesn't work - that SUCKS ;_;. The guy says hilarious stuff in the video. I hope you solve the problem.

I would not eat a wombat for a million bucks.

One of the best ways to amuse oneself, is to go to Google Translator, write something in English, translate to Japanese... then, copy the Japanese translation back into the box you type into, then swap the translation so it's now Japanese into English. The result will be in... Engrish!

And now, for the Engrish translation of your message to me:

[OK], first, the name of the bird if you have the odd: I have seen in my life Lotsa birds and some of them heard a strange name. But this one, wow. I was at a friend's house, this one to see the bird, she is really an animal lover, she knew the name from the top of his head. She is, errm, if Australia has a similar vocabulary, why it's strange to know that he has a titmouse. The following is BANDOBURADDI: That's your band practice every day, the bad, quiet flute, trumpet and a main, the trombone. So I started playing earlier that day and I'm a little bit my lip was really hard. The man, was injured. > _ MAKUFAKARUTIFERO we were playing <The song, the meaning of FORUTESSHIMO really means flashy. I'm hard, play (and we do not support the lips and the fact that vibration), I started to bleed into the mouthpiece! The flow is not bad, and mixed with saliva is not red. I feel sick. (I freaked out by my teacher I'd like to note that the class and started freaking out and dancing. XD-Picture Card) is the Big Bang ground : That's my the 6th - 7th grade dance. No, not a lot of things, all the dress, just there, playing with friends, dancing may go to eat. However, this is really great girl seven years of life, and I) to dance the height and width, (that is the aim. Sadly, she had high heels on the trip, her shoes flying The decline was more than Boom! She was lying exhausted, and barely six years of crushing student said. Either her, so she left the wheelchair will be produced by the uprise Failed. I could not help but chuckle a little bit, so many times and relatively no need to go out in a wheelchair on a trip to see the big girl? It in front of her, Did not appreciate.

Now that is ROFL!

And your story was very entertaining. Hopefully the LOL factor of that translation will be good enough as I don't have a story... yet.

Hey, cool new name Z3r0 :D Oh and I'm not going to be on here much because I recreated the Classic Nintendo Wiki on referata :D The link to it is on my status if you're interested in joining. 19:37, 18 December 2008 (EST)

Holy Cr- *internet cuts out*
Shame, I had such a good header coming up there...

Good to see your religious neutrality in that header, lol.

Yeah, about my somewhat psychic abilities; once in Grade 7 we were playing a game where 2 people try and outlast each other by naming words related to a specific topic, with 5 seconds per turn. Quick thinking is needed. The topic was fruit, and most of the well-known ones had been done, and my friend was playing against a random ugly girl. I had "banana" going through my mind and nothing else, and suddenly my friend said banana, and he lost as it had been said right at the start. I told him I was using telepathy to transfer the word to his mind, and he seemed to take it seriously, as he got all pissed off at me. "Calm down, it's just a dumb school game!"

I wouldn't even know half of the shops we have here - but Best Buy does sound vaguely familiar. One major thing we don't have is WalMart... yep. Hope the speakers are good ones.

On the topic of Australian culture, I'd be surprised if anyone in the whole country had a pet dingo. Dingoes are only found in the outback... I think/hope. (*a growl is heard behind me*) Do you get many rumors about Australia at your school? If so, list them all and I'll inform you of the truth. (I doubt any would be correct, though) Also, list all the fast food chains (major ones) you have and I'll say which we do/don't have.

Yes, it is an awesome source of self-amusement. In fact, on Wikipedia's article about Engrish, it even mentions how you can do this with translators. I did it on my quote "Dude, where's my orb?" and it became "Dude, where's my sphere?" - LOL.

Wait, a test - are you still at school - what!? Who? Why? Or is it some other mysterious thing?

St. Croup approves of my headers, yup.

BTW, I know quite a few things about American culture due to the annoyingly high quantity of American TV shows we get here. I learned the most from Muesli Road Sesame Street... I still remember some of the episodes despite my amnesia...

heya d00d yave been invited by meh to have some fightin' in Brawl. plz replyeLOLLIN&#39; BRAWLIN&#39; KIRBYNATOR 16:09, 24 December 2008 (EST)

It is an excellent sprite gathering you made there. I'll wait for your reply.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey, I'm INCREDIBLY BORED RIGHT NOW. So how have you been?

Just played Dr. Mario. Its probably one of the hardest puzzle games I've ever played (okay, I just SUCK at puzzle games). It is fun and addicting however. Hey, have you joined club nintendo? it's really cool, you put the codes you get in video games, they give you coin (its like points) and you can get stuff (wow, do I sound like a commercial). Another funny and embarrasing thing happened. you know the boss Cloud N. Candy from Yoshi's Story? yeah he almost killed me. WoW. Anywasy, have fun being bored and what not.

Imagine if the Ad Was...
... about an internet browser plug-in that prevents typed-in text being lost and always stays when you click on Back? Now that would be ironic! I assume you clicked by accident, not because the ad was so interesting you forgot about your message? Well, I know how frustrating it is. Several times I have lost important messages as well as long comments on Proposals, due to the mouse sensor stuffing up and clicking ads and stuff. Once I wrote a MASSIVE message to Stooben (and one to Palki - er, whatever his name is now...) and it got lost. So, if you'd like, maybe just write a shortened version of what you wrote, with only enough words to understand what it's about!

Here's a useful tip:

Ever since then, I have been doing this; Before saving the page or even clicking Preview, copy the text you wrote (or the whole page's source text if you edited various sections) and to be extra safe, maybe paste it into a text document. (once I thought I was safe, but then I copied something else and lost my previous copied, non-pasted text >_>) It's not worth the risk to not do this!

Oh, and see the images in my new sig? Well, the glowing edges I added were purely for the purpose of not merging in with pages like this one!

Do You Want to "Meet Aussie Singles Today"?
I'm perplexed - for quite a few days on this Wiki I've seen an ad that says what I wrote in the header. The thing I'm wondering is... are you seeing that same ad where you live? If so, then that's weird. If not, then there must be some clever way for sites to put location-relevant ads on Wikis and stuff. Interesting.

Yay, you can now hear the interwebs!

Now for the culture lesson: Well, the Steve Irwin one is ridiculous and it would mean both males, females, babies, old grannies, etc... would be acting like him. He was a legend. The banana one is retarded (I'm not too fond of them, I don't like the stringy texture and mushiness), and the final one... well, we only have Christmas. That one was somewhat accurate. Got any more? (more believable ones... lol)

I've never seen snow in my life. (obviously on TV, but you know) Yeah, there are some mountains (not very tall) where it snows, and also in some places in Tasmania, Victoria, and the capital Canberra it sometimes snows in winter. I live in South Australia, the driest state on the driest continent in the world. And I love rain ;_;

"HI! I'M BIG BIRD!" - did that scare you?

Hey, was that story title a pun on a certain book title? It sounded like it. Lol, a cat named Bobo... that's not hard to believe. And that sounded like an incredibly awkward moment. Almost like in one of my Maths lessons, when it was really noisy, and just a fraction of a second after the teacher angrily shouted for silence, one of the girls said very loudly... well, a very loud "MF!" Yep.

It's Not a Game, It's a...
One of the funniest YouTube Poops in existence can be found if you go to my YouTube channel (link on my User page), and look at my Favourites, then choose "Arthur's Massive, Throbbing Hit". Make sure no-one else can see or hear it, because it's kind of... rude.

Yeah, that's about 0 degrees Celsius I think. I think Obama should make your country get up to date with the rest of the world using the much more logical Celsius. It's a billion times easier to use and do maths with.

So, you're a Geography expert? Awesome. Actually, that's one of my best subjects too (but not my favourite). It's the only one I got an A for last semester.

Sadly, my internet time is so limited that I barely get time to do anything here... so I have to stick to only very few sites... sorry.

Yeah, I'm happy your country is in better hands. Now I hope he makes your country change to the metric system for everything... it makes sense.

Yup, it gets below freezing in many places here. Here in Adelaide, it barely ever happens, although a few years ago in winter it got down to about 1.2˚C at night. And some other, cooler cities get below freezing regularly during winter (only at night).

We also get sunlight. Do you get that where you live?

Shroom section
Hi!

I'm Tucayo the new sub-director of The Shroom, i am here to ask you if you are going to continue writing for The Shroom. Please answer as soon as you can.