User:Waluigi Guy

"Don't Break the Fourth Wall You IDIOT!!!!!"

- User: Waluigi Guy

"I'm-a-scared!"

My Army
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[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]]Message from the Editor in Chief, Wario[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]]
Have got a story for you!It all started this morning. Just as I sat down in my snacking chair, A freakish little creature appeared out of nowhere and snatched my food away! NO ONE MESSES WITH ME LIKE THAT!

I started running after the little weirdo, but he was pretty fast! Before I knew it, we where in this rickety old shack on the other side of town. Apperently, the shack was a temple for some ancient civilization! '''Wha-wha-WHAT?! Talk about FREAKY!'''

Anyway, inside the shack, I found this stick and picked it up. Nothing about the stick screamed "TREASURE!" or "GET RICH QUICK!" but I've got a nose for that kinda thing. Plus, I noticed that, depending on how i moved and held the stick-thing,different things would happen.

Suddenly, I had one of my patented great ideas: I would share the wisdom of the ancients with the people of Diamond City. And what better way to share information than by creating a magazine? '''So, TA DA! Here it is.'''

I know what you're thinkn', but really, I'm not trying to turn a profit by selling my magazine! But it's not like i'm gonna turn away donations or anything!

Because I'm the Editor in Chief, the magazine is called....    "THE WEEKLY WARIO!" WHAT ELSE?!

WARIO!

The MYSTERIOUS Form Baton
Ciao! Mona here, your staff Form Baton expert. Wario's already board with writing, so I guess I'm taking over his duties as reporter! The word is as soon as you hold the Form Baton, you can't help but dance! What will those ancient civilizations think of next!
 * Turn Wii console ON or OFF. Power
 * (Map Screen) - . + Zoom in and out on the map.
 * (Game screen) - & + Press - and + at the same time to pause.
 * HOME Return to the HOME Menue.
 * B Scroll quickly through text.
 * A Confirm selection.
 * When used in a microgame, both A and B do the same thing.

IN THIS GAME
The Wii Remote is called the "Form Baton" and the Nunchuck is called the "Balance Stone." The front of the Form Baton is the side with the D-Pad and A.

1) ALWAYS USE THE WRIST STRAP.
When using the Form Baton, always use the wrist strap. Throwing the Form Baton is forbidden.

2) PLAY STANDING IN AN OPEN AREA.
Forms are always performed standing. Before performing forms, tidy up the space arround you.

3) LET GO OF YOUR INHIBITIONS.
The secret to performing forms with grace and beauty is to relax. Don't forget to take breaks as needed.

HOW to START a GAME
Hi there! I'm Penny! You probably know my grandpa, Dr. Crygor. People tell us all the time that we look nothing alike. Say, did you just start the game without thinking about what you're doing? i bet you did, and that's no way to do things. Let's take a closer look at how to start a game, OK?

1
All righty then, first thing's first. Put the WarioWare: Smoothe Moves Game Disc in the disc slot, and the power will turn on. Oh, and you can alsoinsert a disc when the power is already on. When you see the screen to the right,read the message and then press A. Got it?

2
From the Wii Menu, point to the Disc Channel on the upper left and press A.

3
The Channel Preview Screen will appear, so choose Start by pressing A.

4
A screen will appear that shows you how to attach the wrist strap, and then the opening movie will start. Press a button to skip the movie and go to the title screen.

5
When the Main Menue appears, choose Single for single-player mode. Obvious, I know.

6
When you're playing for the first time, choose NEW! You can have saved data for up to 12 people. Follow the directions on the screen to enter you're name.

7
Pick you're Mii. Choose a Mii from six default Miis and any Mii you created on the Mii Channel. Then all you have to do is select your dominant hand and you're done!

For more info on creating Miis in the Mii Channel, check out the Wii Operations Manual.

HOT TIP! This game AUTO-SAVES! WOW!

 * You'll need one block of open memory in the Wii System Memory.
 * For info on how to delete files in the memory, check out the Wii Operations Manual.

[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]] How to erase saved data
When you already have 12 players registered and you want to register someone new, select Bomb to erase an existing player. Erased players are gone for good, so watch out! If you want to change someone's name or Mii, select Wrench!

TEMPLE OF FORM
This building holds the artifacts of an ancient civilization and the forms they used.

A) STORY
The games in this selection are divided by different Diamond City residents.

B) FORM
The games are arranged by forms here. You can play any microgame you've played before.

C) POSE CARDS
The poses you have mastered are here
 * Move the hand up and down to make the screen scroll.

WARIO'S HOUSE
First, go to Wario's house and introduce yourself! He'll show you the form he's best at. Go to one person's house and then they'll show you someone else's house... That's just the kind of town this is

TRAIN STATION
The train will take you back to the Main Menu. At the start of a new game, you can only play single player games. Later, though, you can take the train to Pearl Square and play multiplayer games!

FACTORY
You can change your name, Mii, or the hand you use to play. Stop by here if you want to mix things up a little.

Close View
Zoom in and out of the map by pressing +.-

"Hey there! Dribble at your service! Is this your first time in Diamond City? You should visit Wario's pad. Right, Spitz?"

"Yep! Wario might not look like it, but he's actually a pretty nice Guy.

[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]] The Emergence of Forms
The form craze has taken Diamond City by storm! The Forms' exact origins are shrouded in mystery, but rumor is that they have their roots in an ancient civilization. This Ancient Civilization used the Form Baton to perform a variety of dance rituals. As they where passed down from generation to genertion, these rituals evolved to become the forms they are today.

[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]] The Power of Forms
The people of Diamond City already know the urgency one experiences when enduring lightning-fast microgames... The pressure of five secconds! The four-loss limit! After Wario's discovery, residents across town can be seen moving their bodies as though possessed by the Form Baton. Only recently has this been acknowledgedas the true power of forms.

[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]] CAUTION: WRIST STRAP USE [[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]]
This game can involve vigorous motion when using the Wii Remote. Please use the wrist strap to hep prevent injury to other people or damage to surrounding objects or the Wii Remote in case you accidentally let go of the Wii Remote during game play.

Also remember the following

 * Make sure all players put on the wrist strap when it is their turn.
 * Do not let go of the Wii Remote durring game play.
 * Dry your hands if they become moist.
 * Allow adequate room arround you during game play and make sure that all areas that you might move into are clear of objects.
 * Stay at least three feet from the television.

THE WRONG WAY TO PLAY

 * Not standing in front of the television.
 * Standing too close or to far away from the television.
 * Twisting your hand.
 * Fidgeting like you've got bugs all over you.

THE RIGHT WAY TO PLAY

 * Standing in front of the television
 * Standing the proper distance from the television. (About 15-30 apples away (5 to 10 feet))
 * Wearing the wrist strap.

The Remote Control:Difficulty:20%
The Remote Control is the most fundamental of all the forms. It looks easy, but it's actually quite profound and complex. From the starting position you'll need to move up, down, left, right, and even forward.

Explanation
Hold the Form Baton straight in your dominant hand with the tip pointing forward. Place your thumb on A and your index finger on B. With your body facing the television, use the Form Baton to point at areas on the screen.

'''An area on the screen will flash when the Form Baton isn't pointing at the screen properly. The Key to success in all forms that use the pointer is to keep the pointer on the screen.'''

The Umbrella:Difficulty:40%
This form provides the user with a sense of quiet dignity. From this stance, you will perform a myriad of actions, including swatting forward and even shaking the Form Baton from side to Side.

Explanation
Hold the Form Baton vertically in your dominant hand with the tip pointing up and your thumb resting on A. The Umbrella is similar to the Remote Control, but instead of holding it straight, hold it vertically. Think of it as a natural extention of your hand and becom one with the Form Baton.

The Chauffeur:Difficulty:60%
This dual-handed form is for slightly more expeienced players. From this stance, you will do things like pressing the Form Baton forward and turning it like a steering wheel. Remember, when switching forms, don't rush, as rushing can lead to disharmony.

Explanation
Turn the Form Baton's face to your body end hold each end in your right and left hands. '''Though the Chauffer resembles the more novice Handlebar, be careful not to confuse the two. In the Handlebar, the Form Baton faces up and is held horizontally from the top.'''

The Elephant:Difficulty:80%
The Elephant is one of the most challenging forms. In this form, the Form Baton resembles a nose, so when playing Elephant microgames, move your head along with the baton. It's good for neck health as well

Explanation
With the tip of the Form Baton facing the screen, hold it in both hands and place the base at the tip of your nose. This form is most beautiful when the performer loses all inhibitions.

From the [[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]]EDITOR'S[[Image:Wario Emblem.gif]] Desk
How'd you like the first issue of "Weekly Wario"? It can't be beat, right?! But what else would you expect with me as Editor in Chief?!

Editor in Chief
"Weekly Wario" was started because our editor, Wario, had a sudden idea. Partway through, he got bored, so I helped out... like always. And I'm still waiting for my paychack!

Editor
The next issue will be out...

WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!