User talk:Mario/Archive 9

 '''Status:Active now. And look, college! Last updated: 19:40, 4 September 2015 (EDT)'''

You can talk to me if you want. I'll usually reply, unless it's an extremely immature treasure chest of spam, profanity, and some wandalism mixed in. In that case, I hope you're happy in ban land.

NOTE! If you hardly know me, do NOT send friend requests to me. I will not accept random users as friends. If you want to make friends with me, you have to actually talk to me. Don't worry, I won't bite. I will bite if you just say, "WILL u b my friendz lol dsoimfoigeoiure". Don't take this as a discouragement to chat with me.

I'll be clear: your first message to me should NOT be "Will you be my friend"?

Don't add the on my talk page unless you're going to talk to me as well. Adding the template is similar to correcting grammar from a user five months ago; it's a false alarm whenever the notification shows up.

My mom gave me a five, she told me to stay alive, but I didn't stay alive. Instead I became this Mario, Bazooka zooka Mario!

And yes, corn is grass. It will also make you want to create fancy headdresses.

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