User:Fire Wario

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"Did it just get hot in here, or is it just me?"

- User: FireWario

'''FINALLY! I have a userpage! I've been waiting for this moment since the day I joined! Now, without further ado, HERE'S MY USERPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

*I joined the Super Mario Wiki either on or before July 10, 2012. It's been so long that I can't remember.

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About Me
Hello, I am a MarioWiki newcomer. My username is FireWario. I'm a REAL active user, since I come to the wiki seeking help on the Mario games I play. Just ask me, and I'll tell you where all 3 Warp Zones are in the original Super Mario Bros.! Aside from Super Mario, though, I enjoy playing Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Smash Bros., and even Pokémon games. Also, instead of just on the MarioWiki, you can find me on Bulbapedia as YinYang21. That wraps up my intro. Hope you like the games I recommend!

Games I Recommend Trying Out:
 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
 * Metroid: Other M
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Pokémon Black Version 2

Mario Games I Own
If it weren't for Mario, there'd be no Wario!
 * Super Mario Galaxy (in Torrance, California)
 * Mario Kart DS (also in Torrance)
 * Donkey Kong (only as a ROM file)
 * Mario Bros. (also as a ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. (ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. 2 (ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (ROM)
 * Super Mario Land (ROM)
 * Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (ROM)
 * Super Mario Advance (ROM)
 * Super Mario World (ROM)
 * Super Mario All-Stars (ROM)
 * Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (ROM)
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (ROM)
 * Super Mario 64 DS (ROM)
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (ROM)
 * New Super Mario Bros. (ROM)
 * Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (ROM)
 * Super Mario Kart (ROM)

Video game systems I own

 * Nintendo DS Lite (in Torrance, California)
 * Nintendo Wii (also in Torrance; shared with my father Alan)
 * NES (only as an emulator)
 * SNES (also as an emulator)
 * GBA (emulator)

Goals
Only one:
 * Become an autoconfirmed user

Bonus Zone
Here are some extras that can only be found on my user page!

Kat & Ana's Pet Rescue
This is where I cede the spotlight to the dynamic duo of WarioWare, Inc.: Kat & Ana! Take it away, girls!



Kat: Thanks, FireWario! Now let's begin the introduction. I'm Kat, and this is Ana. Welcome to our Pet Rescue!

Ana: This building is a shelter for various creatures both from the streets of Diamond City and from far-away lands who have no place to call home. We take them in, give them a loving environment, and care for them until kind souls come to take them to a new home!

Kat: We don't sell pets; we hold them for adoption. That's much more humane.

Ana: And how!

Kat: Now, without further ado, here are the many wonderful pets you'll find at our Pet Rescue!

Fronk


Ana: These things are CUTE!!!!!..... in a really weird way...

Kat: Native to the Diamond City area, Fronks are small, odd-looking creatures who make cameo appearances in many of WarioWare, Inc.'s microgames. In fact, these are the most common pet in the entire shelter!

Ana: Wow! Unbelievable!

Kat: Oh, believe me, Ana; it's true. Due to their abundancy, Fronks can be adopted for exactly no cost!

Ana: REALLY?!?!?!?!

Kat: Really. Just look at the adoption fee below!

Adoption fee: FREE

Wario: Wow! What a steal!



Koopa


Ana: Turtle-like creatures, eh? Interesting...

Kat: While most of these innocent-looking creatures work for the evil Bowser, the Koopas in the shelter have no affliation whatsoever and were saved from being stomped on by plumbers.

Wario: Oh, sure, Bowser can attempt to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, but when the Mario Bros. and I jump on Koopa Troopas, then WE'RE the bad guys!



Ana: Wario...

Kat: Anyway, these plucky Koopas can be adopted for a very low price.

Ana: Yeah! Just look at the adoption fee below!

Adoption fee: 5 coins



Wario: Not too bad... for something I have to pay for.

Cheep-Cheep


Ana: Funny-looking fish... an interesting addition to the animals at the Rescue.

Kat: Over here in the "Aquatic Pets" section, you'll find our Cheep-Cheeps. These fishy friends are best known for their beautiful white fins, which resemble wings.

Ana: Ah, so that's' what makes them look so peculiar!

Kat: Naturally, Cheep-Cheeps come in three different colors. Red ones, the most common, move at a moderate speed & require an average amount of Cheep-Cheep food, or Cheep-Chow. Green Cheep-Cheeps, which aren't as common, move at a slower pace, but need less Cheep-Chow, and the yellow ones are the fastest & eat the most food.

Ana: Yikes! Those yellow Cheep-Cheeps sure are hungry!

Kat: Of course, while they can be adopted just like the rest of the pets at the Rescue, they have to be taken home in water-filled plastic bags since they need water to survive.

Ana: And don't forget to keep their tank in good condition!

Kat: Right as always, Ana! You have to clean algae off the glass, maintain the proper level of pH, and make sure there is enough oxygen for all of your Cheep-Cheeps.

Ana: Yeah, because nobody likes dead fish!

Kat: Of course not! They have to be flushed down the toilet! No offense, Dr. Crygor.



Dr. Crygor: None taken.

Kat: Anyway, these Cheep-Cheeps can be adopted for a fairly low price. Check the adoption fee below.

Adoption fee: 10 coins



Wario: Ah, I can spare 10 coins. After all, I've got the Bottomless Coin Sack! Yep. Stole it back from that darn Captain Syrup. Of course, some not-so-greedy part of me (my conscience) told me to return that Ancient Globe to the museum. Oh well.

Blooper


Ana: Squid-like creatures... how funny-looking.

Kat: Also in the "Aquatic Pets" section, you'll find our Bloopers. These kooky cephalopods come in different sizes, yet they all have the same behaviors & solitary nature.

Ana: Solitary?

Kat: Yes. Whereas Cheep-Cheeps have a school mentality & like to be in groups, Bloopers prefer to swim alone, much like squids, octopi, and other cephalopods.

Ana: Interesting...

Kat: Anyway, Bloopers tend to swim aimlessly around until they spot their prey, for which many plumbers have been mistaken. Whereas some Bloopers can survive on land & float in the air, the ones at the Rescue are all aquatic, which means that they must be kept in tanks just like Cheep-Cheeps.

Ana: Wow! Some Bloopers are like that?

Kat: Yes, but the ones at the Rescue don't.

Ana: (disappointed) Aww...

Kat: Anyway, other than being on their own, Bloopers have special needs. Their diet includes clams, crabs, and small fish. As such, your choices for what to feed your Blooper are limited to three options: scallops, small fish, and Sidesteppers. Also, in order to take one home, you have to put a Blooper in a larger bag than required for Cheep-Cheeps. You can adopt a Blooper for a pretty modest price. See below.

Adoption fee: 20 coins



Wario: Oh, please. I can buy a 2-pound bag of garlic for that much money!

Spiny


Ana: Ouch! Those spikes look painful!

Kat: Back in the "Turtle-like Pets" section with the Koopas, you'll find a huge selection of Spinies. These spiky-shelled quadrupedal Koopas may look threatening on the outside, but they appear to be rather friendly & innocent on the inside.

Ana: Why do Spinies have those painful spiked shells?

Kat: Good question, Ana. The spikes on a Spiny's shell are there for protection. They discourage plumbers from trying to jump on them. Of course, their "spikes" are more like spines than actual spikes, hence the name "Spiny". Even so, they are easily harmed by fire, a weakness often exploited by plumbers powered-up by a Fire Flower & is the reason why we rescued these poor Spinies.

Wario: (annoyed) Hey...



Kat: There is a significant benefit to befriending a Spiny. If you are attacked by an enemy, like those pesky Goombas, your Spiny will lunge at your foe before they even get a chance to attack you!

Ana: Wow! Incredible!

Kat: It sure is, Ana. It sure is. Of course, they happen to be a bit costly to adopt. See below.

Adoption fee: 25 coins



Wario: 25 coins, eh? What a run for my money!

Buzzy Beetle


Ana: Don't get me wrong, Kat; these things are cute but creepy.

Kat: Also in the "Turtle-like Pets" section are a plethora of Buzzy Beetles. Unlike the Spinies, these tough turtles have amazingly fire-proof shells with no spikes whatsoever. Unfortunately, the lack of spikes allows them to be jumped on by plumbers, which is why we rescued these Buzzy Beetles.

Wario: (growls) Why do you two insist on baggin' on me, my bro. Waluigi, and the famed Mario & Luigi?!



Ana: Hey, we're just saving innocent creatures from animal cruelty. Don't blame us!

Kat: Just like Spinies, however, Buzzy Beetles tend to be helpful to their owners when befriended. If you face a foe who has power over fire, like those darn Fire Bros., your Buzzy Beetle can jump in front of you to block the attack with its fire-proof shell.

Ana: Amazing!

Kat: Of course, that kind of protection comes at a rather high price. In this case, that would be the Buzzy Beetle's adoption fee below.

Adoption fee: 50 coins



Wario: 50 coins? You drive a hard bargain... Do you accept Super Mushrooms in trade?

Yoshi


Yoshi: It's nice to see that the underprivileged members of my race have a home!

Ana: Is that the one & only Yoshi? Aww, how cute!

Kat: Now we move on to the main section of the Rescue, also known as the "Terrestrial Pets" section, with the Fronks. Here, you'll find a wide range of adorable Yoshis. And yes, Ana, that's Yoshi, leader of the Yoshis of Yoshi's Island.

Ana: Yes! I knew it!

Kat: Anyway, these Yoshis were rescued from being seared by the Koopa Troop's villainous leader Bowser.



Mario: Way to go-a!

Ana: Huh? Who said that?



Luigi: It was-a my brother Mario.

Ana: Okay, who are you two?

Mario: It's-a me, Mario!

Luigi: And I'm-a Luigi! Number 1!

Wario: Number 1? Hah! More like the "second banana"! You may be able to jump higher than Mario, but he's still more famous than you! Now would you two please GET OUT?!?!?!?!?



Mario: Okey-dokey!

Luigi: Okay...

Ana: What was that for?

Wario: Mario & I are rivals. Bitter rivals. We've been that way ever since I took over his castle while he was busy driving my mercenary Tatanga out of Sarasaland. As for Luigi, he needed to be reminded that he is constantly overshadowed by his brother.

Ana: Wario...

Kat: If that episode is over, guys, then I'll resume my exhibition. Yoshis come in many different colors. In fact, there are far more colors of Yoshi than there are colors of Cheep-Cheeps.

Ana: Really? There are that many Yoshi colors?

Kat: Yes, Ana. Yoshis come in a total of 12 colors: green, red, blue, yellow, pink, light blue, purple, magenta, orange, brown, white, and even black.

Ana: That's a lot of colors! What a rainbow!

Kat: It's a rainbow, all right. Of course, all the Yoshis in the rescue are just babies, and we're hoping that they get adopted before they become adults.

Ana: Just wait 'til your Yoshi is all grown up, though!

Kat: I couldn't have said it better myself, Ana! If you befriend a Yoshi and it fully matures, your prehistoric pal will grow loyal & trustworthy to you. Adult Yoshis will even let their owners ride them as an environmentally-friendly method of transportation!

Ana: And you know how much Kat & I care about the environment!

Kat: Yep, we're quite the environmentalists! But please don't call us "tree-huggers".

Ana: Yeah, that really annoys us.

Kat: Anyway, all Yoshis (except for mean old Boshi) are friendly, regardless of their color. As for their diets, Yoshis happen to be omnivores, even though they prefer fruit over flesh. This gives you a choice between either feeding your Yoshi only fruit, feeding it only animals raised especially for food, or alternating between the two. Of course, there is a rather high adoption fee for Yoshis since they're so special. See below.

Adoption fee: 75 coins



Wario: 75 coins?! That's highway robbery! Why should I pay that much for a Yoshi when I can steal a Yoshi egg and get away with it due to my armamental, economic, and legal power?

Kat: Wario...

Chomp


Ana: I'm not really sure about these things, Kat... they look rather threatening.

Kat: Also in the "Terrestrial Pets" section, you'll find the last pet we will be discussing: our Chomps! These dog-like creatures look like they have metal skin, but in reality, Chomps are actually made of a substance similar to iron, making them more like magic automatons than actual "creatures".

Ana: You mean they're not real animals?

Kat: That's right, Ana; the Chomps are really just sentient metal constructs.

Ana: Interesting... Tell us more, Kat!

Kat: Despite being living balls of iron, Chomps have many canine qualities, such as barking, a high level of energy, and the traits loyalty & obedience. They are often trained for use as guard dogs, as to protect their owners' property from intruders. Some owners, however, train their Chomps to be retrievers for bringing the newspaper & other odds & ends to them, sled Chomps for pulling sleds, of course, and even *gulp* show Chomps for competing in Chomp shows. (shudders)

Ana: Huh. Who knew Chomps had so many uses? Of course, it's a pity that not all of them are humane.

Kat: Yeah, and it's also a shame that the Chomps that serve as guard dogs are usually chained to a stake, thus being called Chain Chomps.

Ana: Chomps chained to stakes? Oh, the humanity!

Kat: Anyway, Chomps come in four different colors, which is more than the Cheep-Cheeps, but not as much as the Yoshis. Those colors are black, red, blue, and yellow. Naturally, the black Chomps are the most common, whereas those of the other three colors aren't so prevalent. Nevertheless, all Chomps exhibit dog-like behaviors. Of course, there is a common misconception that all Chomps are vicious, especially the chained ones. In reality, however, Chomps are amazingly friendly, just like real dogs, and it's just the ones chained to stakes & that serve as guard dogs doing their jobs. By the way, these Chomps were saved from being dropped into a pit of hot lava by the aforementioned Bowser.

Ana: Yeah, those Chomps were lucky that we happened to be at the scene of the attempted genocide. We saved them just in time!

Kat: Anyway, while most Chomps do what their trained to do, some of them do something completely unexpected when there owners are threatened: protecting their owners!

Ana: Wait, some Chomps do that?

Kat: Yes. Yes they do. Anyway, Chomps are carnivores, meaning they must be fed, unfortunately, nothing but meat. As such, you have to feed your Chomp things like beef, pork, mutton, and occasionally venison. Alternatively, though, Chomps can simply be fed Chomp food, which has four different varieties, one for each type of meat Chomps usually eat, and is manufactured with those same types of meat. Of course, since Chomps are the rarest pet in the Rescue, they have a significantly high adoption fee. See below.

Adoption fee: 100 coins



Wario: 100 COINS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Phooey! At least MY pet Chomp, Chomp, was free of charge! I saved it myself from that tyrant Bowser.

Ana: You're catching on, Wario! Way to stick it to animal cruelty!

Kat: Well, that concludes the tour of our Pet Rescue! Don't forget to adopt a pet on your way out! Back to you, User:FireWario!

Thanks, Kat & Ana! What a thorough exhibition!

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