User:DingoHazel/sandbox

=reformat List of Fortune Street quotes (and put them in collapsables)=

Legend

 * Rival close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
 * Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
 * Cheap shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
 * Average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
 * Expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth
 * 

board order
 * Mario Stadium
 * Starship Mario
 * Mario Circuit
 * Yoshi's Island
 * Delfino Plaza
 * Peach's Castle
 * Castle Trodain
 * The Observatory
 * Ghost Ship
 * Slimenia
 * Mt. Magmageddon
 * Robbin' Hood Ruins
 * Alefgard
 * Super Mario Bros.
 * Bowser's Castle
 * Good Egg Galaxy
 * Colossus
 * Alltrades Abbey

to collapse: "mw-collapsed"

Board-Specific Quotes

 * "Hey, I fought you already!"

Character Interactions

 * To K-9: "Hi"
 * K-9's response: "Hello"
 * To male player: "You dare bring light into my lair"

General Quotes
and then just organize so all the like quotes are together
 * Build checkpoint: "1"
 * Build checkpoint: "2"
 * Lose checkpoint: "3"
 * Visiting rival's checkpoint: "4"
 * Landing on an expensive shop: "."
 * Getting bought out: ".."

Board-Specific Quotes

 * Mario Stadium: "Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that's baseball, right?"
 * Starship Mario: "Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!"
 * Mario Circuit: "I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!"
 * Yoshi's Island: "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!"
 * Delfino Plaza: "What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!"
 * Peach's Castle: "Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?"
 * Castle Trodain: "What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!"
 * The Observatory: "There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..."
 * Ghost Ship and Robbin' Hood Ruins: "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!"
 * Slimenia: "Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!"
 * Mt. Magmageddon: "Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!"
 * Alefgard: "Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!"
 * Super Mario Bros.: "Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!"
 * Bowser's Castle: "Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!"
 * Good Egg Galaxy: "I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?"
 * Colossus: "There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..."
 * Alltrades Abbey: "I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!"

Character Interactions

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General Quotes

 * To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
 * "Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
 * "Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
 * "Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
 * "Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
 * "What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
 * "Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
 * "Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
 * "I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
 * "I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
 * "Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
 * "I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
 * "That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
 * "Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
 * "Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
 * When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
 * "My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
 * "Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
 * "Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
 * "Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
 * "Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
 * "Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
 * "Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
 * "Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
 * "Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
 * "I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
 * "You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
 * "This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
 * "Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
 * "You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
 * "Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
 * "I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
 * "Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
 * "Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
 * "Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
 * "That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
 * "Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
 * "Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
 * "Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!"
 * "Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
 * "Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
 * "Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
 * "No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
 * "You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
 * "Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
 * Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
 * "Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
 * "Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
 * "My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
 * "Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
 * To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
 * "There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
 * "Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
 * "Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
 * "How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
 * Swapping Shops: "Might I suggest a trade, dearie? I’ll make it worth your while! Tee hee!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
 * After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
 * After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
 * After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
 * After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
 * After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
 * After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
 * After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
 * After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
 * After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
 * After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "My little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are ya all right?"
 * After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
 * After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
 * After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
 * After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
 * To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
 * To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
 * To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
 * To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
 * To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
 * To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
 * To Player: "Don't get discouraged (Player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
 * To Female Player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (Player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
 * To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
 * "A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
 * "I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
 * "How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
 * "You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
 * To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
 * Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
 * To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
 * Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
 * To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
 * Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
 * To Male Player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
 * Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
 * To Female Player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (Player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
 * Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (Player's name)."
 * Near bankrupt: "Break it to me gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
 * Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
 * Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
 * After reaching net worth needed to win: "Look at me, with (target amount of money)! Hold on, banky! I'm on my way!"
 * Approaching victory: "I’m about to win? Is it that time already? And here I was hoping to play with you all day long!"
 * After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
 * Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
 * Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

Area Specific Quotes

 * "You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Life surrounding by Toad and comrades does appear very fun life, indeed." (Peach's Castle)
 * "I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Sun shines with much brightness? It does give nice happy feeling." (Delfino Plaza)
 * "I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
 * "I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "Just one time only, I wish to fight in battle with legendary hero, Erdrick." (Alefgard)
 * "With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
 * "When I make expedition at foreign lands with castle, I become concerned with thickness of walls." (Castle Trodain)
 * "Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
 * "Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "I believe this ruined place does probably contain formidable monster. I am very thrilling with this!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "The more I regard it, the more I consider this to be very strangely shaped balloon." (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Such plentiful slimes! To see so many gives warm feeling in my heart." (Slimenia)
 * "This place is exemplary for my training. I wish I could stay here for always." (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Is there occupation for high level warrior? If this exists, I desire it!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Vigorous monsters are much in residence here! This gives me great excitement." (Bowser's Castle)

General Quotes
etc...
 * To Player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (Player's name)!"