User:Glowsquid

 Status I am promoted to Patroller status! Weee!!!!!

"User:Gofer" redirect here, for video foogtage of the trash-talking Bacterion emperor in the Gradius videogame series, go there.

"User:Glowsquid" redirect here, for video-footage of the final boss of the game Battle Garegga, go there.

This userpage is about the Shroom Director, for information about the Decepticon tripechanger in the Transformers universe, go there.

"Forget it. And Toadette, Stop being so mean to Time Q he had the right to his own OPINION!!! (Even if it was the wrong opinion.)"

- User:CrystalYoshi

(Unlike what that McDimentio guy might says, I never said I was gay. Never, never, never.)

Welcome to mah userpage! You can challenge your sanity and read throught the nest of bad grammar and tasteless humor that is my userpage. For those that are nostalgic of the time when my userpage was a jigsaw of character artworks, had an huge lead-in no one can understand or full of INTERRESING useless crap, well there ya go, you have the links.

Half life: Full Life Consequences
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An hilarious video adaptation of a cretinous Half-Life fanfiction. Fear it's awesomess.

What Other Users think of Me.
Note: This is for laugh only, I swear every of those quotes are real, thought. and uh, it contain swears, you have been warned kiddies.

Tasty Flames
 I hate you! -Fg

You are so mean -Fg

'' I hate you! '' -Fg and Max2

... -Too many User wiki guy to list.

Gofer: Good Friend, Bad grammar. -Xzelion

Gofer, slave of the slave. - Uniju

Toadbert101 dislike Gofer. -Toadbert101

Gofer, you be a meanie. -Toadbert101

I don't call anyone stupid, even Gofer. -3Dejong

Uniju, Tell Snack I don't hate him and that Gofer is an idiot. -Xzelion

Yeah, we hate you Gofer! -Fg

SHUT UP! -Fg

I think you hate me gofer... WAAAAAHHHH!!!! -Fg

 You gus are monster! - Master Crash

Someone replaced fun with flame in your book. - Plumber

''i'm not going back. Not while people like Xz and Gofer are there. '' -Max2

''I know they (Read:Me and Xzelion) just hate me because I have "young instincts" and an imagination larger than my brain. They are both the opposites''

-Max2

''No but you have been stupider than him once before.... you even once sid you had an army of tellitubbies...''

- Mr. Vruet.

Your personality is Arrogant

- Uniju

SHUT UP GLOWING SQUID -LuigiBros2

Idiot, no one will ever be fooled.

- Uniju

''Glowsquid... You're an idiot!'' -Pokemon DP

''He is also good at making enimes because he is hard to talk to. '' -Duuummmy.

Your attempts at funniness are not funny anymore, Glowsquid  -Uniju

F*** -Uniju

'' "Being an @r$hole is fun!" I already knew YOUR an @$$hole'' -Uniju

You're too late, O great thing of impertinence and common sense. -3Dejong

"No offence but it looks kinda gangsta." -Fg on the avatar I am using on the forum. -WTH? -Xzelion reaction to the above message.

"Glowy, just the thought of you doing ANY type of dance could put Hitler in a coma. Seriously. " -Max2

"Ok, so you're a lazy b*****rd and don't know what he does. Thus, no oppose. Marionic XD UR LAME GLOWSQUID" -Marionic

" if they (The videos that were on this userpage.) were picked by you, they can't be funny " -Max2

"Glowy is always negative Ignore him and he will jump off a cliff joppefully." -Max2

sht up. -Alphacalw11

You guys are all hopeless. -ChaosNinji to me, Uniju and Plumber.

Why don't you shut-up? -Uniju

''Maka, 3D, Blitz... All they can do is complain. '' -Uniju

''Well, now you can know for a fact that yes i do hate you. '' -Xzelion

15:51, 8 December 2007 Xzelion (Talk | contribs | block) blocked "Blitzwing (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Being Weird.) (unblock)  -Xzelion on the chat.

You laugh your ass of at everything simply for the sake of insulting things, so whats the difference -Uniju

SHUT THE FUCK UP BLITZ  -AlphaClaw

''don't etdit my fucking userpages, you peice of shit form my mothers vagina! '' -Optimus 35, after I posted the welcome template on his user talkpage.

''Sometimes, you really do scare me... '' -Xzelion

''Blitzwing, the simple fact that you said something makes it funny. '' -Uniju

''Were you put here to torture me? '' -Pokemon DP

''Random insult of the day: Blitz is el weirdo who likes pattycakes. '' -Wayoshi

You're kinda scary yourself. -3Dejong

''Snack said he doesn't like your head, Blitzwing. <_< I bet he was refering to your brain.'' -Uniju

''Who constantly brags and tries to cover it up by acting emo? Blitzwing! :D'' -Uniju, after I unpretentiously listed my Wiki's achievement.

You are all idiots. -Ghost Jam, after locking a topic about complaining about other users, whom I posted into. (In Restropect, he's pretty much right)

''How about a big cup of shit heads? WAIT we already have way too many of those '' -Uniju, after various users (Including I) pointedo ut he was abusing his power in ze chatroom.

THE MENTALLY RETARDED AROUND HERE IS YOU, SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER + An image of the middle Finger -That vandal guy, after I called him "Mentally retarted"... I think I went too hard on him, i appologize.

Are you always trying to make people feel bad?

Uh?

I knew you wouldn't understand.

Pokemon DP and I.

Shut up. -Pokemon DP

WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU MARIO SPECIES LOL -Yoshi 7

You are crazy bw. -SuperYoshi think I am crazy (!)

"WTF?! " -Pokemon Dp reaction to my promotion to Patroller status.

"I am not spamming this page u idiot i was just saying they need to put this guy back into the mario games". -Soulmaster.

"GO DIE" -Moogle

"He is jsut weird don't care about him" -Shroobario

Meaningless Praise
''Gofer: A good guy. A random guy. An itellectual guy. A sarcastic guy. A good guy. ''

- 3Dejong.

Glowsquid: Great guy, good friend, awesome video game taste, and awesome name!

-Pokemon DP

''Uniju is not amused. Uniju is never amused. Uniju being amused, is like Glowsquid being NOT funny.''

- Uniju

''Glowsquid is a pattroler? Finally he gets what he deserves.'' - Plumber

You rock Squid. -Toadbert101

Squid rock. -Plumber

Nice new name, Blitz of Flaming Rabid Glorious Bad Grammar. - 3Dejong

''How come you're so clever especially at your age, that you know words like exasperate, priority, perspective, incumbent, circumstances,etc. just to name a few and did you take lots of lesson during your lifetime? '' -Fg
 * Yes Fg I did, its called school, you should try it sometime.

-Xzelion, after I quoted the above text.

''You, sir, are awesome! :D '' -Pokemon DP

''You're probably the best choice, Blitz. ''
 * I agree with that, Chaos.

-ChaosNinji and Ghost Jam on who should be a patroller.

''Yes, I am not funny. But Blitzwing sure is XD. -Lady Boo Ann, after I jokingly stated that I wanted to see a story about two walls faling in love with each other.

"Blitz, you are the quirkiest dude around. And that's awesome." -ChaosNinji

You rock dude. -ChaosNinji

Blitz should definitly be a Patroller. -ChaosNinji, being redundant.

I like you, bw -SuperYoshi likes me (!)

''A PWNAGE Sysop and the director of The 'Shroom. '' -TehBookid thinks I am a pwnful sysop, despite the fact that I am not a sysop/patroller.

''Greetings of great and funny one!. Aka Blitzwing'' -Pokemon DP

''You need to be a patroller. Seriously.'' -Crypt Raider

''You sound like a 17 year old graduated senior student. >.>'' -Harpuai XP

What the..? (Too weird to clasify)
''Gofer, you may be (very) strange, but, don't leave. You're sorta... kinda... very very very very little bit of cool. very very very very very little bit. but still. '' -Max2

IT'S A ROCK BLITZWING, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT! -ChaosNinji, referencing the Super Mario World Cartoon.
 * Blitz is cool enough to have made it.

-Uniju

''I wish I was like you, Blitz! >____> ''. -Pokemon DP.

Blitzwing you're starting to sound like Fg...and its scares me -Xzelion

''you're a pathetic excuse for an user, I like Fg better than you and thats saying alot.. JK.'' -Xzelion

''You know, I'm not trying to be mean, but you seem nicer every since your namechange. I think animals aren't your thing :supergreen:'' -Crypt Raider

''Blitzwing, I'd heard you critcize people all the time. Tak to DP... I think he knows the pudding.'' -RAP patronizes me with gibberish.

"He is kinda annoying. And sarcastic... but awesome" 3Dejong makes a bunch of contradictory statements.

Dumb Userpedia Stuff
We have a wiki about MarioWiki fanon.

It's full of dumb things.

''There was once a law that if you owned 9999999 Wiki Coins or more, you would get blocked for three years. Once, Dry Bones Junior owned 9999999 Wiki Coins and Master Crash gave him a warning. On December 2, 2008 sysops at Sysop Tower discussed that this rule was lame and then destroyed it.'' -Wiki Coin

''As a child he was experimented on by bowser to make his own version of mastercheif. '' -Chibizombie

The Lady had suffered from heart fauilure and peacefully died.

The Lady

It wouldn't be hilarious (Just very corny) if it wasn't for the fact that "The Lady" is a ghost.

''After he became 14 he desided to become a member of the Super Mario Wiki. He knew many would think he was the nintendo version of frankenstein so he studied with a mage known as cloud of the waffle section of kingdom hearts. He learned how to transform into anything he wanted in the process... he died so he is now a ghost/zombie in the shape of something. his favorite things to become is a waffle,a typhlosion, and a sonic style hedgehog.'' -Chibizombie, again.

Ronké slashed Lady Boo-Ànn on the chest, leaving a symbol of their broken friendship. -"Madame Ronké

"THAT'S a bad backstory. " - ChaosNinji

During this attack, RAP was being goofy even though LL was breaking the rules and he shot an arrow between the person she was saying all the perverted things to(RR does not know who it was but edit here if you know who it was). -

Myself: "OK, Translation?"

Pokemon DP: "I'm still trying to figure that one out myself, Blitz."

The Obligatory quote section
-"I see incompetence breeds even more incompetence." -Megatron

-"Such heroic nonsense." -Megatron

-"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." -Ultra Magnus

-Freedom is the right of all sentient being. -Optimus Prime

Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, OOOOO, suddenly you've gone too far!"  -Professor Farnsworth

-''TO ME DREAMWAVE WAS MORE THAN JUST A WORD. IT'S MEANING TO ME FULLFILLS ALL OF WHAT I BELIEVE IN. SUCCESS, LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, HOPES ANS WISHES. WHEN ALL IS BAD HUMANS EXCLUDE THEMSELVES FROM REALITY ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES IN THE REALM OF DREAMS. BECAUSE HERE IN OUR DREAMS WE FIND THE FREEDOM FROM THE SHACKLES THAT THIS SOCIETY HAS LOCKED US IN REALITY.'' - The superstar artist

-''Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes'' - -Seanbaby

''In a masterstroke of UPN programming brilliance, Dilbert follows Shasta McNasty, a show geared toward viewers who are... how can I say this... very likely to die in bowling ball cleaning machine accidents. Fortunately, Shasta is a filthy and sophomoric show, so it will corner the market on perverts and unsupervised minors. It's a perfect lead-in audience for an animated Dilbert TV show. If you don't understand that, you will never be a television executive.''

-Scott Adams about the Timeslot used for the Dilbert animated series.

''"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." '' -A Japanese traffic sign

''-Go on the other side. If you make a wrong move, I'll eat you.

-YOU OLD DICTATOR.'' -Poorly Drawn Simba knockoff and a Punk Duck.

-Peoples alway get hurt.

-That's great. -Voice-changing duck and Ambulance Duck