List of Luigi quotes

This is a list of quotes by Luigi.

General

 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "Mama mia!"
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Let's-a go!"

New Super Mario Bros. series

 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "It's-a go time!" (When entering a Castle)
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Woohoo!"
 * "Phew. Made it." (When completing a level)
 * "Oh yeah!" (When successfully completing a level with a saved Toad)
 * "OW!" (When getting squished by obstacles)
 * "Help Luigi!" (When shaking in a bubble)
 * "Hey you!" (When shaking in a bubble)
 * "No...." (When dying in a level)
 * "I'm-a back!" (When using a continue)

Super Mario 3D Land

 * "Help me!" (as shown in a card of him in prison)
 * "Luigi!" (Being selected on a world map)
 * "Huh?" (Crouching)
 * "Let's-a go!" (Starting a level)
 * "Ya-haaa!" (Completing a level)
 * "Here we gooooo!" (Starting Special 8-Crown)
 * "It's-a go time!" (Starting a Castle level; recycled from New Super Mario Bros. Wii)

Super Mario 3D World

 * "Ha-ha! Luigi! Go, green!" (Being selected when loading a file)
 * "Luigi time!" (Being selected on character select screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (Starting level)
 * "Fight time!" (Enemy blockade)
 * "It's about time!" (Starting a castle)
 * "Oh..." (Castle level intro)
 * "Let's-a do this!" (Starting a tank/train)
 * "Wheeee!" (Jumping on ice)
 * "Meow-reow!" (Collecting a Super Bell)
 * "Ho-ho!" (Completing a level/boss)
 * "Meow!" (Completing a level as Cat Luigi)
 * "Goodie! / All mine! / Ha-ha! Got it!" (Collecting a Green Star/Stamp)
 * "Wowie!" (Double Luigi)
 * "Stomping time!" (Mega Luigi)
 * "Oooooooh!" (Luigi Switch)
 * "Whaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaa!" (Falling into a pit)
 * "See ya!" (when a player exits)

Super Mario Odyssey

 * "Hey, Bro! You saved Princess Peach, huh? So proud of ya!"
 * "But enough of that. Get this, Bro. I came up with a new game. I call it Balloon World."
 * "Balloon World is a game where you search for balloons hidden by people all over the world!"
 * "Oh, you should know that if you play, your high score, nickname, and profile icon will show up in other people's games."
 * "Hey, you wanna connect to the network and play Balloon World?"
 * "Alright now, let's begin. First, we'll move to the starting point."
 * "Way to go, bro. You picked a really good hiding spot." (when the player hides a balloon)
 * "Nice work, Bro!" (when the player finds a balloon)
 * "Hey... Have I seen that outfit somewhere before...? Anyway, lookin' good, Bro!"
 * "Bro! You startled me! That outfit is kinda, ummm... How can I put this? I mean, it looks good on you! It looks good, but uhh... Yeah..."
 * "Huh? What? Another... me?! No, wait. Is that you, Bro? Whoa, you really threw me for a loop there!"
 * "Whoa, Bro, you're getting married?! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! Oh, you're just wearing the outfit? For, like, fun? Huh."
 * "Bro, are you there?! I can't see you! You're scaring me! ...Are you still there? I'm just going to keep talking..."

Mario is Missing!

 * "I'm practically a popsicle, Mario. Are we there yet?"
 * "The Brooklyn what??? Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple..."
 * "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers."
 * "Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!"
 * ''"Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle." (unused)
 * "You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall." (unused)
 * "Sayonara, fly breath!" (unused)
 * "I got the key, now Mario goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice." (unused)
 * "Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!" (unused)

Hotel Mario

 * ''"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
 * ''"And YOU gotta help us!"
 * ''"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
 * ''"How are we gonna find the princess with the power going out?"
 * ''"You bring a light?"
 * ''"Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we 'persuade' him."
 * ''"She's not coming down!"
 * ''"Over there!"
 * ''"Look! Wendy's hotel!"
 * ''"That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!"
 * ''"...There's fire!"
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"

Mario Kart 64

 * "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
 * "Luigi is the top!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Yahoo!"

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Oh yeah! Who's number one now?! Luigi!"
 * ''"Hey, that's-a pretty good-a. Oh yeah."
 * ''"Waahhhh, Oh, well. Next time."
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Yay for me, Luigi!"
 * "WHAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
 * "Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Too FAAAAAAST!"

Mario Kart Wii

 * ''"Wow, nice!"
 * ''"Luigi Time!"
 * ''"Oh yeah, Luigi!"
 * ''"Luigi win! Luigi number one! Wow."
 * ''"Luigi on the red team!"
 * ''"Blue team yeah!"
 * "Oh no, Luigi lose! MAMMA!" (cries)
 * "Ohh, Mamma Mia. Luigi lose!"
 * "Ohh, Mamma Mia. No good... Ohh."
 * ''"Wow. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank You!"
 * "Cool!" (doing a wheelie)
 * ''"Oh, thank you!"
 * "Mario Kart! Could've been Luigi!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi Kart Wii!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (picked on character select screen)
 * "Ohhhhh. Lose Again!"

Mario Kart 7

 * "Oh yeah! Nice! Okey-dokey!" (2nd-4th)
 * "Luigi sad, so sad." (5th-8th)
 * "No! Why Luigi do that?" (5th-8th)

Mario Party series

 * "Yeah! Luigi's the winner!" - Mario Party 3
 * "No matter how you look at it, I'm the nicest in the world!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Since I'm so kind, the Kindness Star Stamp belongs to me - Luigi!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Battle me, the king of kindness!" - Mario Party 3
 * "I am the strongest one in the universe! Me!" - Mario Party 3
 * "That's why the Strength Star Stamp should go to me!" - Mario Party 3
 * "I'll show you my strength!" - Mario Party 3
 * "I - Luigi - am more courageous than the rest! Just ask anyone!" - Mario Party 3
 * "That's why the Courage Star Stamp should go to me!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Show your courage - play with me!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Oh no! I lost! Oh!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Yes!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Ha ha ha, I'm the best!" - Mario Party 4
 * "Aw, I lost!" - Mario Party 4
 * Good choice!" - Mario Party 4
 * "Oh yeah, Luigi liked that!" - Mario Party 6
 * "Oh yeah I'm a winner!" - Mario Party 6
 * "Achoo! Oh, sorry!" - Mario Party 6
 * "Yeah, Luigi wins!" - Mario Party 8
 * "Come on, Let's-a go." - Mario Party 8
 * "Oh, boooo!" - Mario Party 8
 * "Yes! Luigi won!" - Mario Party 8
 * "I'm ready!" - Mario Party 8
 * "Yeah! We're the Superstars!" - Mario Party 8
 * "Whoa-y, whoa-y!" - Mario Party 8

Luigi's Mansion

 * "YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" - frightened by ghosts
 * "WHOA!!!"
 * "WWAAAAAAHHH!!" - falling down a chimney.
 * "Wh-wh-whoaoaoaoaaah!!!"
 * "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
 * "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here."
 * "Hello?" - answering the phone.
 * "I always preferred the bottom bunk..."
 * "Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper..."
 * "Now that's just not my style."
 * "Mario?"
 * "You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!"
 * "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."
 * "I wonder if there are any goodies there."
 * "Exquisite..."'
 * "Fabulous!"
 * "What in the world is this?"
 * "I do it." - before rescuing Mario
 * ''"Mama-mia..."
 * "Ohohohoh, Mario!" - laughing at Mario

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

 * "Ohhh boy..."
 * "H-h-h-hello?"
 * "I do it!"
 * "Here I go...(gulp)"
 * "No, no, no. Bad doggie!"
 * "Heeeey."
 * "Marioooo, yoohoo!"
 * "I got it!"
 * "I did it!"
 * "Wowie!" - obtaining a gem
 * "Y-yes, I did."
 * "Here you go."
 * "Th-thanks, Mario."
 * "Come here, Doggie..."
 * "M-hm."
 * "Ahhh, I did it."
 * "Yello?" - receiving message from Professor Elvin Gadd
 * "Good job!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Uh, ah.. ACHOOHWEEY!!" (Sneezing at the dust after appearing at the entrance of the Old Clockworks)
 * "Help help!"
 * "Over here!"
 * "Uh-oh." (Trapped)
 * "Here you go." (Freeing Luigi from trap)
 * "Waugh!" *cough* (Cursed)
 * "Yoo-hoo..." / "Let's-a go!" / "Come on!" (Reviving other Luigi)
 * "I do it!" (Winning bonus item)
 * "Let's do it!"

General quotes

 * ”It’s me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!”
 * ”There’s a shop out there with Luigi’s name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout…”
 * ”Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!”
 * ”Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!”
 * ”Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!”
 * ”Watch out! Green machine coming through!”
 * ”Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything.”
 * ”Look at my new shop! Isn’t she a beaut?”
 * ”I only need one more suit… Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!”
 * ”This is the perfect time for Luigi’s trademark jump! I’ll just leap my way straight back to the bank!”
 * ”All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!”
 * ”Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!”
 * ”Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the ‘stache to pay attention to the game…”
 * After taking a day-off: ”I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?”
 * "Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
 * After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
 * To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
 * "Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
 * After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
 * "You're lucky I'm an easy going guy (Player's name), because that wasn't very nice!"

Area-specific quotes

 * "Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me." (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!" (Starship Mario)
 * "These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach’s Castle!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Uh-oh! I don’t have the best balance in the world… Hope I don’t fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Vroom, Vroom! Let’s get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This place is wackadoodle! It’s turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, Peach’s Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Now, THIS is where the real action is! It’s happening on Yoshi’s Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I’m gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I don’t trust Bowser OR his spooky castle… I bet he’s got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)

Paper Mario

 * "Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach!"
 * "''I'll read it to you, OK?'""
 * "''All right, let's see...'""
 * "Well, Mario, I guess you better get going."
 * "What a magnificent castle! I never get used to this place. It looks like lots of guests are already here."
 * "Say, Mario, why don't you go see Princess Peach? I'll go later. I'm thinking I'll mingle for now."
 * "If you press in front of the door up there, you can open it."
 * "I wonder what my brother Mario is doing right now..."
 * "Mario! It's you! It's great to see you!"
 * "Oh? And who are you?"
 * "I see. Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after this house, so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?"
 * "Good luck, Mario! You just have to save that princess!"
 * "Princess Peach, still stuck up there in the sky... C'mon, Mario! You're a hero, bro! You have to go up there to rescue her!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 * ''”I was one hot sacrifice, Bro.“
 * "Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story..."
 * "Hey, sounds good to me! Which part of my story you wanna hear, Bro?"
 * ''”You go, Bro!“

Super Paper Mario

 * "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!"
 * "I'm my bro's bro."
 * "I don't give my name to strangers. Watch Luigi punish you for your badness!"
 * "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"
 * "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"
 * "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"
 * "Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"
 * "No one's coming to save you this time, dearest princess! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Jumpsallthetime! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Pink n' Frilly! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Alwayskidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE!"
 * "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."
 * "Hey there, butterball!"
 * "Hey, King Incompetent! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"
 * "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"
 * "Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."
 * "I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!"
 * "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"
 * "Looks like your Pure Heart thing got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."
 * "Even if [ Shadoo ] was just a fake... I don't ever wanna fight my Bro again!"
 * "Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!"
 * "Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"
 * "SHAG?! This mustache is pure Luigi!" (U.S. version)
 * "Pushover?! I'll show you who's a pushover!" (PAL version)
 * "But Brobot craves his daily smash! I can't just loiter here! There's no action!"
 * "I AM MR.L!"
 * "Thanks, bro!"
 * "This looks like a job for Luigi!"
 * "One of Count Bleck's minions must have done me in."
 * "Meet my new friend... BROBOT L-TYPE!"
 * "I was just scouting him, dear. Next time, he will be mine!"
 * "You dirty little traitor!"
 * "BRO! I'm so glad you found me!"
 * "Ooh, how did I end up in this stinky place?"
 * "Hey, you! You're the boss of all those crazy guys who escaped The Underwhere, aren't you?!"

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "Mario! It's-a me!"
 * "I don't know how it happened, but some green paint fell out of the sky and repainted my kart!"
 * "Let's-a race down Rainbow Road and save Peach!"
 * "Okeydokey! You-a ready?"
 * "Yes! Here we gooooo!"
 * "Well, it sounds like you've been on quite an adventure without me, Bro!"
 * "But at least I can help you out a little a-bit with the driving, Princess-a Peach-a here we come!"
 * "We're getting a-close... to something."
 * "MAMMA MIA! It leads to a giant creepy rock in the sky!"
 * "But we can't stop a-now! You guys have worked way too hard for me to chicken out here!"
 * "Hold on! I'm-a gonna floor it! Hopefully we won't fall off the road. Lakitu's not a-here to save us!"
 * "Phew! We made it."
 * "You guys be-a careful in there, OK? I'll... I'll just wait here. You know. In case you need a ride back."
 * "Mario! Peach! Huey!"
 * "I wasn't sure you guys were gonna make it!"
 * "Get on the kart! We're a-getting out of here!"
 * "Peach, you're first. Hurry!"
 * ''"I think he's-a right, Bro. Trust me-I've fallen off Rainbow Road more times than I can count."
 * "It's a-now or never!"

Mario Golf (Nintendo 64)

 * "Okey dokey!! Look out... FORE!"
 * "Here I am."
 * "Hurry up already, eh?"
 * "Yeah! All right!"

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * ''"It's so shiny."
 * "Luigi, Luigi, oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "GOOOOOOLLLF!"
 * "Oh, dear. I've-a practiced, but nobody play with Luigi! Will you play with me?"
 * "Oh! Tough shot!"
 * "This is a very tense moment!"
 * "You look ridiculous!"
 * "Wow! Make it or break it!"
 * "Oh, yeah! Looking good!"
 * "Wowser, you're the best!"
 * "You're unbelievable!"

Mario Strikers series

 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Vroooommm! Luigi!"
 * "Open! Open!"
 * "Hey, schoozy!"
 * "Thank you! Thank you so much!" (only in Mario Strikers Charged)
 * "No, no, no! Mamma Mia!" (only in Mario Strikers Charged)

Print

 * "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth." - "The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head"
 * "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!" - "Just Deserts"
 * "A pipeline job by tonight? I can't start a job this big on an empty stomach." - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Help, Mario! I'm swimming in a sea of pipes!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "I think hunger is making me hallucinate!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Nooo! I've been having pipe dreams about that canneloni!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Help! I'm being devoured by vile vegetation!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "D'habitude, je suis discret! Mais cette fois... c'est moi le héros!!!" - "Super Mario: Manga Adventures"
 * "Mais pourquoi tout le monde me méprise, hein? Je suis pourtant plus intelligent que Mario! Et puis il suffit de lire l'histoire Level 8 pour comprendre que j'ai aussi plus de chance que lui!" - "Super Mario: Manga Adventures"

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

 * "I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"P-polar bear? Lunch!?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * (*sobs*) He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Me? B-b-but I can't swim across the moat! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Fellons? Yo, I never fell on nobody! I'm uh..." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "I th-think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach." - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "That's what I call Shower Power!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire." - "Count Koopula"
 * "Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"! - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Annette Funicello? Where?" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!" - "Time Out Luigi"
 * "The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "Better make that "The more for Mario"!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"''
 * "Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "I want my mommy!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say dead?" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta." - "Karate Koopa"
 * "Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "I'm a chicken of the sea!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!" - "Robo Koopa"
 * "You got 'em!" - "Koopenstein"
 * "You don't got 'em." - "Koopenstein"

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * "Nice crash landing, Mario!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Ride 'em, plumber boy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Tanks for reminding me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We unclogged the past!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "There, now it's even hotter!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! {quickly} Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They don't call us super for nothing!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "I hate to dance!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "Well, there goes the neighborhood!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Ahh! It's a garbage storm!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our tail!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "This gondola's gonna make us goners!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Hey, but I am a baby!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

Super Mario World

 * "Poor dinosaur; he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" (referring to the dinosaur about to eat Mario) - "Send in the Clown"
 * "It's a football! I chiseled it!" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Koopa Football Players grabbed the princess! Mario was attacked by a Koopa Wizard and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself, face-to-face, with a Fire Sumo!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "I fell for hours!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Mario, wherever you are...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "It's all right! He wants to shake hands! He wants to be friends!!" - Rock TV"

San Diego Comic Con 2013

 * "Well, we can both be number one, except I don't have to be in his shadow anymore; I got my own. Look at that. See?"
 * Responding to "Is Daisy also number one?": "Awwww, yes, she makes my heart go badda-bing badda-bum badda-bing badda-boom badda-boom-boom-boom *lip pop*
 * Responding to "How many coins have you collected in your life?" "Uh, 782,942,872,943."
 * Responding to "Are you and Daisy ever gonna get married?" "Awwww, boy I have to give her a lot of spaghetti meatballs and garlic before I ask her to that. One day, I'm going to get the nerve up and I'm going to do it. Yeah. I gotta say, 'Uh, hey Daisy, uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh, hah, oh, uhhhh, uhhh,' and she's gonna say, 'Are you trying to ask me if I marry you?' and I say, 'Oh, uhhhh yeah, I uh, woow, oh I uh, yeaaah.' And she's gonna go, 'Okey dokey'. At least I hope so. That would be nice, huh?"
 * Responding to a person's proposal to make a game about Luigi and Daisy's marriage: "That would be nice. Wouldn't that be nice? I, uh, then, I, uh, you know what, it's all about picking what cake to eat, and, heh, heh, heh, how do you make a game about marriage?" Somebody responds, "Very carefully". "Yeah, very carefully. Spoken like a man with experience. Whoo-hooo!"
 * ''"Oh, should I, you know, Pikachu? He came up with the dinner last night, you know? He had a spaghetti meatball. Yeah. Pikachu, he very nice guy. My brother told me this story the first time he met Pikachu he said, uh, 'Hello, my name is Mario. What's your name?' And Pikachu said, uh. He said... he said, 'Pika-chu!' And my brother Mario said, 'Oh my goodness, you got allergies!'
 * Responding to "Where are you right now?": "All right, right now I'm at Comic Con, eh, eh Comic Con 2013 San Diego, California, number one! Ho ho! Where are you?"
 * Responding to "If you were a Pokémon, what Pokemon would you be?": "If I was a Pokémon, I would definitely be Pikachu. He's so cute. I like-a Pikachu, what Pokemon would you be? What's your favorite Pokémon?" Somebody responds with "Slowbro". "Oh, Slowbro, yeah, I'm Fast Bro."
 * "How come no one dresses as a Pokémon?" One person responds with his girlfriend playing a game right now. "Oh, she is? Awww. Is she a princess?"
 * "I wish we had Pokémon walking all over the place. That would be very fine, huh? I gotta get my brother, Mario, hang on."

Charles Martinet's profile on Vine and Instagram

 * Luigi: (looking at a traffic light showing a person walking): "Go, little man, go!"
 * Mario: "Go, little man, go! Oh, he looks green!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, he does!"
 * (traffic light becomes red)
 * Luigi: "Oh. Uh-oh, now he's red!"
 * Mario: "Oh..."


 * Luigi (looking at a traffic light in China with the message "通人安全通行"; literally, "safe passage for pedestrians"): "I wonder what that means."
 * Mario: (as the view pans up to the top of the light, where there is a walking person icon) "I think it means... Go, little man, go!"
 * Luigi: "Go, little man, go!"
 * Mario: "Go, little man, go!"
 * Luigi: "Go, little man, go!"


 * Mario: (looks at the suspended cyclist) "That's not a swing you see every day."
 * Luigi: "No, that's not a swing you see every day."
 * Mario: "It's a swingcycle!"
 * Luigi: "Oh!?"


 * Luigi: "'' ' Keep off the grass'...
 * Mario: (looks at suspended cyclist) "Yeah, now there's a guy who takes it very seriously, heeheeheeheehee!"


 * Mario: (visiting the Fuente Alemana in Santiago, Chile) "Wow, look at that fountain!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, impressive!"
 * Mario: "Kinda makes you wanna go boating, doesn't it?"
 * Luigi: "Did you say 'juggling'?"
 * Mario: "Nonono, I said 'boating'!"
 * Luigi: "Ah, oh, yeah, yeah. Not so much really, no. Is nice, though."


 * Luigi: (at a live llama) "It's a cow!"
 * Mario: "Nononono, that's a llama!"
 * Luigi: "Oh... hello, llama!"
 * Mario: "Is your mama a llama?"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, I, I bet she is!"
 * Mario: "Yeah, of course! Hahaha! Hello, little llama!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, little llama! Oh, it's so cute!"
 * Mario: "Yeah!"


 * Mario: "Can you say, 'chorizo'?"
 * Luigi: "Chorizo!"
 * Mario: "I'm glad you could!"
 * Luigi: "Ho-ho!"


 * Mario: "You know what they say, chili today!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah yeah... hot tamale!"
 * Wario: ".......why?"


 * Mario (looking at cooked crabs): "Look at that guy. He's a CRAB!"
 * Luigi: "He looks grumpy!"
 * Mario: "I think you mean 'crabby', right?"


 * Luigi: "Why?"
 * Luigi: "Oh..."


 * Mario: (looking at live leaf cutter ants): "These little guys are very busy, aren't they?"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, it's a very busy day for a leaf-cutter ant."


 * Mario:(looking at a live deer) "It looks like Bambi!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, little Bambi!"
 * Mario: "Huh, so cute!"
 * Luigi: "Oh, yeah! Cute!"


 * Luigi: (at a live albino alligator): "It's a cow..."
 * Mario: "''No, no, it's an albino alligator.
 * Luigi: "Oh... how cute!"
 * Mario: "Mmm-hmm!"


 * Mario: "It's a hibiscus!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, 'biscus!"
 * Mario: "Uh, it's a hibiscus."
 * Luigi: "Oh! hi!"
 * Mario: "Hi!"


 * Luigi: (looking at soup) "It's a bathtub?"
 * Mario: "Oh, oh no, that's a soup."
 * Luigi: "Mmm! Hello, soup!"
 * Mario: "Hello!"


 * Luigi: (looking at boiling soup) "That's not a bathtub."
 * Mario: "Oh, no. It's a soupy."
 * Luigi: "Hello, soupy! Mmmmm..."


 * Mario: "And that, my bro, is the udon"
 * Luigi: "Oh yeah, it's definitely soupy time! (muffled) Ho ho!"


 * Mario: "That was a delicious udon."
 * Luigi: "Oh yeah, that's my friend, Mr. Udon."
 * Mario: (chuckles) "Way, to go, bro!"