List of The Super Mario Bros. Movie quotes

This is a list of quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Movie. They are listed by character.

Mario

 * "Say that again about my brother, and you’re gonna regret it."
 * ''"Luigi, are you in there?"
 * "Gimme your hand!"
 * "It's all gonna be okay!"
 * "I'm telling you, nothing can harm us as long as we're together!"
 * "LUIGI!!"
 * "It's a little mushroom man! A little mushroom man talking to me!"
 * "Uhh... Mario." - After Toad introduces himself.
 * "So this is not a dream?"
 * "YES!" - Response to Toad whacking him with a spear and asking if it hurt.
 * "And this... this place is...?"
 * "That is a cruel twist of fate."
 * "...Hello." - Reaction to seeing a Bramball.
 * "I'm actually looking for somebody. My brother, in fact. He looks exactly like me, but tall and skinny. And green."
 * "Hang on, Luigi."
 * "Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!" (not present in final film)
 * "Here you go."
 * "Whoa! Okay, so these bricks are just floatin' here?"
 * "Oh, wow! Love these pipes- (screams)" - Mario before being sucked into a Clear Pipe.
 * "Ah, come on!" - Mario getting stuck in a pipe maze.
 * "Me and my little brother, Luigi... We fell down this pipe, and now he's lost, somewhere in the Darklands!"
 * "Then take me with you!"
 * "Amazing!"
 * "You know what? Make fun of me all you want, but you are going to help me find my brother."
 * "But are we?" - Response to Toad claiming that they are best friends.
 * "That gorilla's wearing a sports coat."
 * "Oh, I got this. No problem."
 * "AH! Get it off, get it off, get it off!" - Reaction to a Cheep Cheep getting stuck to his face. (not present in final film)
 * "Mamma mia..."
 * "I'm not afraid."
 * "I'll do anything for my brother."
 * "We've never been apart this long." - Response to Peach asking if he is thinking about Luigi.
 * "You sir, have a deal! I’ll fight your son and win!"
 * "Alright... Let's-a go." (Official trailer only)
 * "You're about to take on someone your own size!" - Before eating a Mini Mushroom in the duel with Donkey Kong.
 * "Meeeow." - Mario after transforming into Cat Mario.
 * "You asked for it!"
 * "Let's drive!"
 * "Wahoo!"

Princess Peach

 * "Bowser is coming. Together, we are going to stop that monster."
 * "Are you... (gasping) He's a human! You ARE human, right?"
 * "Wait, wait, let's go back. Where do you come from?"
 * "Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck. I'm on my way to stop him."
 * "That guy's a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast. He won't even notice your problems, which are very, very small."
 * "Okay, let's see what you're made of!"
 * "Together, we will stop--"
 * "We have heart! And with your strength... we can win!"
 * "Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated."
 * "They're all counting on us."
 * "No pressure."
 * "If you can finish this, you're coming with me. Watch and learn."
 * "Well... we have a long journey ahead of us, mustached man." - To Mario, after finally deciding to take him along with her.
 * "You're coming with us."
 * "We're going to save your brother."
 * "There's a huge universe out there... with a lot of galaxies."
 * "Pretty incredible, huh?"
 * "To the biggest fight of our lives! Here... we... go!"
 * "Bowser's on his way! You have to evacuate!"

Luigi

 * "(Answering phone) Super Mario Brothers!"
 * "HOW IS THIS GONNA BE OKAY?!?" - Response to Mario telling him that everything will be okay.
 * "MARIO!"
 * ''"You just got Luigi'd!"
 * "Wow, uh... Yay."
 * "You think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?! ...Because I don't!"
 * "Where am I?!"
 * "There's gotta be a way outta here."
 * "Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together."
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Bowser

 * "Open the gates! ...Or die."
 * "I do not." - Refusing to yield to the Penguin King.
 * "I've finally found it. Now no one can stop me!" ("Now who's gonna stop me!?" in the teaser)
 * "I'm not threatened."
 * "Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world."
 * "But there's one problem, Luigi: there's a human traveling with my fiancee. Has a mustache, just like you."
 * "Do you know him...?"
 * "Tough one I see. Maybe THIS will get you to talk!"
 * "DO YOU KNOW HIM!?"
 * "Here we are... Yes! Love really makes a guy come out of his shell!"
 * "I told you that line wouldn't work!"
 * "Let's rule the world... together, forever! Will you marry me?"
 * "My army! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!"
 * "We will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "It is time to ROCK!!"
 * "Let's end this."
 * "RIP THEM TO PIECES!"
 * "Launch the Bomber Bill and DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!"
 * "MARIO!!!"
 * "YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER — LIKE ME!!!!"
 * (last line of film) "You can't treat me like this! Do you know who I am? I am Bow-"

Toad

 * "DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, YOU'LL DIE!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine."
 * "Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad!"
 * "That hurt, right?" (after response from Mario) "Definitely not a dream."
 * "Your brother has landed in the Darklands. They're under Bowser's control..."
 * "I hope you told your brother how much you loved him, because you're probably never gonna see him again." (TV spots only)
 * "Was that too dark?" (TV spots only)
 * "Come on, Mario! Our big adventure begins now!"
 * "Excuse me, everybody, coming through. Got a big adventure happening right now. Just clear a path for us."
 * "Excuse me, everybody, coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!"
 * "Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine."
 * "Chanterelle! Nice to see you, bud."
 * "And up we go."
 * "Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way."
 * "It's the only way to fly, man."
 * "Here we are. Palace doors. Bing bang boom."
 * "I fear nothing."
 * "I will protect you."
 * "We're best friends!"
 * "Whaaaaaaat?" - Toad’s response after being startled by a Kong.
 * "Oh my- I- Okay." - Toad's reaction to seeing Donkey Kong beat Mario up at a duel.
 * "That is how you princess!"

Donkey Kong

 * "I'm D.K.! Donkey Kong!"
 * "IS THIS WHAT YOU CAME FOR??"
 * "Dancing pecs!"
 * "HA! You got the Cat box! Oh my- I'm sorry."
 * "Okay. Now you die."
 * "It is on... like Donkey Kong!"
 * "I AM NOT! JUST! SOMEONE! WHO LIKES! TO SMASH THINGS!" - After Mario accuses him of being a big, dumb smashy monkey.
 * "Yes! Fire!"
 * "This is fun!"
 * "Cool raccoon suit!"

Kamek

 * (first line of film) "Behold, the King of the Koopas!"
 * "The mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "The princess has been training him."
 * "Sire, look in the mirror! You have nothing to worry about!" - Responding to Bowser if Peach likes Mario.
 * "May I lift the cover?" - After Bowser shuts the piano cover.
 * "Dearly belov--" - Trying to begin the wedding before getting hit by Peach.

Cranky Kong

 * "Enough with the showboating!"
 * "Guess you're not getting my army."
 * "I guess he got the wrong mushroom!"
 * "Buckle up!"

Spike

 * "Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!"
 * "Get this through your tiny brain, Mario. You’re a joke, and you always will be."

Penguin King

 * "Attack!"
 * "That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?"
 * "Pay him no heed. He's cute, but he is (cuckoo noise)."
 * "Oh, you have got to be kidding!"

Lumalee

 * "There's no escape. The only hope is the sweet relief of death."
 * "Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder."
 * "Now that's a happy ending. Or is it? Because everything's over now, and all that's left is you and the infinite void. Kinda makes you wanna play saxophone, huh?"

Toads

 * "Morning!"
 * "Does this thing work?" - A yellow Toad asking an antique store clerk about an NES cartridge.
 * "Yes, works great. You just have to blow into it."
 * "How? Look at us: we're adorable!" - A yellow Toad responding to Peach as she tries to rally the Toads to defeat Bowser.
 * "Uh, who's he?"

Koopa General

 * “You... can't escape ME! BLUUUE SHEEELLLLLL!!”

Koopa Troopas

 * "What if she says no?"
 * "We have found the princess and the mustachioed human!"
 * "Attack!"

Pauline

 * "Everything's under control, I promise you. We are very close to fixing this."

Giuseppe

 * "Too much? It’s-a perfect! Wahoo!"

Diddy Kong

 * "DK! D... sorry." - After Cranky tells him to settle down.

Commercial woman

 * "Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..." - Reading off a script in the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial.