User:Garlic Stapler

''Did you say cupcakes? Yes, I made them, but you can't have one! Also did Waluigi just eat the last chicken nugget?? Also hello there Peach and Rosalina!!'' -Garlic Stapler

So as you may have noticed, my name is Garlic Stapler. Me and a friend signed up as both being on this account a long while back and I eventually just took over since he doesn't come any more. So now that that dumb part is over, oh wait. The name... eh, we couldn't think of anything great at the time so we ended up putting two randon words together. Garlic Man (Wario)+ Staplers = Garlic Stapler. We then decided it would have been a yoshi or something like that. Now the dumb part is over. I signed up to help clean up articles, add info to articles, and unstub articles. I'm also currently a high school student. If I come up with some useful template I'll be sure to let you know as well.

Things to Do
I came here to try to help clean up articles where I can, add information or remove unneeded trivial information from a page that may not be relevant. Also if possible I will upload relevant images for pages that may need additional images for it. Also help create articles that haven't been made yet as well.

Favorite Characters

 * Kirby - Can pretty much absorb any character, take on their looks, moves, and a bit of their speech
 * Pikachu - Pichu's evolved form, also it's been frequently and commonly known pokemon, also as a funny trick, before you sneeze... say "Pika"
 * Luigi - A bit taller than his younger brother and can somewhat flutter jump, gets into many funny situations including dressing up as Peach for a short time
 * Peach - One of those characters that I just enjoy either rescuing or playing as depending on the game
 * Rosalina - Although she's only appeared in three games, she's quite a nice character apparentaly
 * Yoshi - Capable of running fast, gobbling enemies and many other things, Yoshi is always interesting
 * Vivian - Is it a guy or girl? Oh well, probably one of the mos confusing and useful allies in PM: TTYD
 * Birdo - Another is it a guy or girl situation or a hermaphrodite? Maybe a girl since it hangs around Yoshi a lot
 * Shadow the Hedgehog - Somewhat like Sonic but seems to always be pushed in one direction and left even more confused afterward
 * Amy Rose - Sometimes annoying but she usually tends to cheer on Sonic and Tails while somewhat stalking
 * Doopliss - Not only does he steal abilites, shapes, and turn people into whatever it wants, it can also steal bodies, somewhat creepy but what's under the blanket?
 * Starfy - Not a star or a starfish but pretty cool, cute, and funny at the same time
 * Mimi - Very weird yet strangely funny
 * Iggy Koopa - I miss the rainbow hair but Iggy is still funny and somewhat cool as well
 * Ms. Mowz - A master thief of sorts (tends to sell the rare badges at the Badge shop) and after joining Mario, helps Mario get all kinds of items and badges
 * Master Hand - The nicer of two hands and also appears to be a boss at some point againt Kirby
 * Tiny Kong - Dixie Kong's younger and more relaxed sister who has a nice outfit and seems to be in good spirits
 * Giga Bowser - Bowser turned Giant and apparently very hard to beat, not to mention a loud growl and roar...
 * Pichu - A small cute and funny electric mouse that seems to hurt itself on accident as well when it attacks, oh well
 * MIPS - A strange rabbit that looks sleepy and recites lines of the white rabbit
 * Pink Yoshi - tends to be laid back
 * Blue Yoshi - tends to be a bit more outgoing
 * Toadette - Cheerful, helpful, and always nice, she tends to hang with Toad except in PM: TTYD where she only appears a few times to tell Mario about the new ability he just recieved
 * Dry Bowser - Bowser reincarnated with red eyes and apparently doesn't feel pain unless it's lava or ice
 * Lakitu - Always following, always throwing spinies in most cases and in lot more games since Super Mario 64, appears to be helpful, however in Super Mario for Super players I always got annoyed in world 7-3 since it always ruined my jumps >_>
 * Mona - A friend of Wario's and also quite cheery, ambicious, and has a moped
 * Lady Bow - A Boo who firsthelps Mario and then ends up in Poshly Heights speaking a bit but not much to Mario, pretty silly and helpful
 * Mr. I - It appears to always be watching until you make it dizzy and disappear, kind of weird
 * Jolene - Although a bit threatening at first, she turns out to help and explains she wanted to see her brother again but wanted to make sure Mario wouldn't get hurt or absorbed into Grubba's machine
 * Metal Mario - or as I try to get sometimes, Metal Luigi, can walk fine in water, doesn't take much damage and acts a bit like a mirror in a weird way
 * Crazy Hand - While Master Hand is calm, Crazy Hand is spastic and wild which makes Crazy Hand slightly unpredictable, crazy, and hilarious
 * Koopatrol - A metallic and strong Koopa who doesn't tend to care what gets in it's way as it keeps going
 * Chunky Kong - Strongest and heaviest of the Kongs but also the most gentle as well
 * Zelda - A princess and half time sneaky ninja, tends to be cool
 * The Koopinator - A koopa that's always tenaciously trying to beat Rawk Hawk, someday Koopinator will
 * Koopa - Common but it's also fun to grab their shells and wall jumps in Super Mario worls which is a convenient but hard trick to master as well
 * Fuzzy - Sucks your health and multiply, early in the Paper Mario seires they can help you level up quickly as long as you leave one to multiply during the fight, after level 13 the trick doesn't work anymore as it would take many of them being defeated to get even one star point, that's when you start to hunt for Amazee Dayzees
 * Gold Fuzzy - The king of Fuzzies apparently but it only appears once, oh well
 * Tippi - A helpful pixl who was actually a person at one point until Count Bleck transformed her into a pixl, after awhile she turns back to normal and lives happily with Count Bleck
 * Moogle - small, cute, and very dexeterious, appearing in many Final Fantasy games as being extremely calm, patient, and helpful

Favorite Items

 * Coin - the staple of the series, so many coins
 * Star - makes you invincible and has a great beat to go with it
 * Mushroom - always making you bigger, always appearing when needed most
 * Bunny Hood - only in the Super Smash Bros. series but makes you able to jump higher with ease

Favorite Games

 * Super Mario 64 - One of the first 3D Mario games unless you count the PC Mario games with Mario's head, also a very fun game to just play
 * Super Mario World - A fun game and you see many fun modded version on the internet today from NicoNicoDouga musicals and One Level Kaizo to completely remodded games with custom made bosses and the such
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Fun and always some kind of challenge you can give yourself
 * Warioware: Smooth Moves - Many funny and fun little minigames you can just play
 * Super Princess Peach - For once, Peach is finally the hero instead of Mario and Luigi

Game Systems I Have

 * NES - a couple of games but no cords, never played it sadly :(
 * SNES - used to play all the time until the cords were lost and cotrollers stopped working, fun times
 * Gamecube - would play if my GC controllers worked, oh well, still got some good games on it
 * Gameboy Advance SP - Got a couple of Mario games but it tends to be good at night when you don't want to be loud, glad it has a built in light

Games I Have

 * Super Mario World
 * Super Mario All-Stars
 * Super Mario Bros 2
 * Super Mario Bros 3
 * Super Mario Sunshine
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Luigi's Mansion
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
 * Super Mario Land - 2 copies, no idea why, both work just fine
 * Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
 * Donkey Kong Land
 * Game and Watch Gallery 2
 * Dr. Mario and Puzzle League
 * Donkey Kong Jr
 * e-reader - Pokemon cards only though

Character Ramblings
Birdo As far as I'm concerned, I would consider Birdo to be a Hermaphordite but more femme since it can produce eggs through the mouth and wears a bow but tends to act a little masculine at times when it comes to fighting. Nothing really wrong with this since there are hermaphrodites in the real world as well who seem to live a normal life like anyone else. However most people consider Birdo as a girl since it's always trying to get a boyfriend in a couple of games, somewhat like with Amy always chasing Sonic kind of and in most and more recent games she seems to cling onto Yoshi and work with Yoshi in the party, sports, and other spin-off games as a companion and ally. The only time I would ever consider Birdo as a guy is in I wanna be the guy since in this game Birdo becomes Mecha Birdo and is considerably one of the hardest bosses in the game aside from Dracula and "the guy" as Birdo will shoot lasers from his eyes and missles that are deadly when near the edges. Birdo makes a couple of cameos in other games as well but depicted as a female and the such. Aside from all this Birdo would most likely be considered a girl for hanging around Yoshi and almost always speaking in a femme tone.

Vivian While in most countries Vivian is called a guy, a couple of versions of PM: TTYD depict Vivian as a girl instead of a guy since the game is eared toward a younger audience who probably wouldn't understand the concepts of crossdressing, GID (Gender Identity Disorder), and why some guys prefer to act out and dress up as a femme instead. Then again Vivian has two bigger sisters and being around them was influenced and possibly forced to act as a femme instead of a guy which explains his/her flamboyant, nice, silly, and outgoing and sometimes timid attitude with helping Mario until the end of the game where he rejoins his two older sisters who vow to be nicer to him and never do anything evil to anyone ever agai. However, whether this was true remains to be seen, also after fiishing the game, Vivian joined Mario to run around the world and help complete unfinished side quests. However in the NTSC version where he was made to be female was also possibly done since during after the second fight with Doopliss he'll kiss him and proceeds to do so a few more times later in the game. Overall whenever I do play I prefer to look at Vivian as a male as he was when the game was originally released since I somewhat understand the concept for his behaviour to an extent. While Vivian may be a bit flamboyant he still does well in battle as he can light enemies on fire or hide Mario and himself, albeit it costs them both their next turn as well.

Goombas The most underhanded of all the Koopa Troopa minions. Mario, Luigi, and anyone that a Goomba is unfortunate to meet will always be stomped. However they tend to get lucky on occasion and side shuffle the player to their demise. Many times does a Goomba go out into the world while some wish to live in peace only to be stomped by anyone coming by because they can't defend themselves. Occasionally a goomba will be fortunate to earn it's wings or maybe a spike on it head to keep them safer from foes or out of reach of being stomped only to still be stomped while going on a daily stroll. Many goombas have wondered how they might be able to live without being stomped and squished to their own demise everyday. Many have tried a new idea and yet always failed until one day one of the goombas got sneaky and ate many, many mushrooms and grew to be several times the size of a normal goomba and became known as Goomboss who declared itself king of the goombas and offered them protection and by far is the longest living goomba since it will race with the Mario Bros. and company from time to time or challenge them to a battle and live another day. Many times Goomboss has talked with them all about getting upgrades for the goombas to defend themselves and yet every attempt was matched with laughter even the beggings for the goombas to stop being squashed. Several goombas actually help Mario greatly and Mario and Luigi tend to leave most goombas alone. Some are even in different colors as well and a bit stronger than normal goombas as well. Goombas have become more intellict and intellegent over the years whch has greatly helped them in many ways. However there are still goombas working for Bowser and other dark forces that still get squashed on a daily basis for it.

Waluigi Waluigi is the dark yet friendly rival of Luigi for no reason, he seems to be taller than him but far more thinner for some reason. The only time he actually tries to do anything is if it's sports or dancing, aside from that he doesn't seem to want to hurt anyone or anything. Although he is seen from time to time with Waro trying to cause mischief or trying to keep Daisy safe for unknown reasons. He also appears to be in a couple of Mario Party games. He also is an awesome band person as he does vocals and lead electric guitar with his band called "Overloaded Burnt Cupcakes" which is a Indie/ Black Metal/ Punk Rock/ and Synthrock band. He's released 12 albums and sold close to 50 million copies worldwide making Waluigi one of the must succesful of the Mario characters in the music industry. He also has an upside down L on his hat and tried out for the WWE only to be knocked out easily by some of the wrestlers. When he isn't doing anything to tends to relax and reside in Mushroom Kingdom near Peach's castle in one of the houses with a couple of Toads, Koopas, a goomba, and Lakitu.

Peach Interview
Garlic Stapler: THis is Garlic Stapler here, I was strolling along in the Mushroom Kingdom and saw Peach walking to the store to buy some ingredients for a cake. I was lucky to get up the courage to say hello to her and eventually she said it was OK for me to interview you and here in my recording studio is Peach. Peach:Hello people and Garlic Stapler!

GC: So uh, care to tell us how the whole charade of Bowser always trying to kidnap you and forcing you to marry him while he tries to dominate the Mushroom Kingdom? Peach: Well he saw me in the castle one day while he was very young and taking a stroll with Kamek who is also very rude. Bowser said he wanted to live with me and that's pretty much how it got started. Lately though he hasn't been trying to force me to be with him as much which gets a lot off of my back.

GC: Hmm, interesting and indeed that is a good load off of your back as well. So how's your relationship stand with Mario and Luigi? Peach: They're both hard workers and always save me from Bowser when he does kidnap me thankfully. Although Mario is always happy to see me I still kind of think Luigi might have feelings for me even though him and Daisy have a nice thing going.

GC: Ah, so even though Luigi is with Daisy he might have feelings for you? Interesting. So what do you like to do every day? Peach: I like to take a walk in the city and buy things but if I sit in my room all day then I enjoy stargazing and getting to sit with Mario and Luigi while we talk about the good times and bad times we've all personally had. That and I like to bake food as well.

GC: Sounds pretty good, I like to cook some foods as well. Is there anything of interest you have going on? Peach: Not really.

GC: Well I guess that's the end of this short interview I guess. Peach: If you wish, you may come and stay the night and cook food with me if you wish.

GC: Sounds good to me. I've never slept at a castle before anyways. Could be interesting. Well I guess we say bye to the people for now. Peach: Farewell people, make sure to stay out of trouble.

Personal Game Records
As in records I've managed to do, not trying to compete for fastest times ever but I consider to be good times, records or other things done.
 * Super Mario World
 * The shell Wall Jump: MASTERED (after 2 weeks of practice)
 * Personal fastest speed run - 6 minutes 3 seconds
 * Personal fastest 100% speed run - 1 hour 28 minutes 1 second


 * Super Mario Bros. 3
 * Highest overall game score: 9,999,999 (After playing through many stages multiple times) D:


 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
 * Pit of 100 Trials: completed before chapter 1 with only Goombella and Koops (It's all about mastering the Superguard)
 * Most Power Bounces (Mario): 195 power bounces
 * Most Power Bounces (Goombella): 141 power bounces

Other Games I play
Aside from Mario I do play a few other games:
 * Mortal Kombat series
 * Pokemon series
 * Xenosaga trilogy
 * Final Fantasy series
 * Disgaea series
 * Guilty Gear series
 * Guitar Hero seires
 * Rock Band series
 * Sonic the Hedgehog series
 * Miku Hatsune: Project DIVA
 * Kingdom Hearts series
 * Katamari Damacy series

Random Quotes
"Yea, I understand you like to tear things apart. That's your thing to do I know but I think it's because someone ripped you. You sat alone in that tent while your father went out and was plundering and ripping things apart, just doing his job. But who was the real victim? You were!" -Larry Daily confronting Ataliah the Hun

"I keep going to that island every day hoping to remember his name. I know if I keep going it'll come back to me someday. So I sent out a message in a bottle to the boy. Maybe he'll find it too." -Kairi, Kingdom Hearts 2

"Sa-weet!" -Peach

"This litterbox isn't big enough for the two of us!!" -Gatomon Digimon Season 2

"I don't care what you have to say because I am a cat." -Cat Face

"That darn neighbor took my flamingo! Hey, give it back!!" -"Ian Hecox"'

"My dad always eats the yolk first."*starts poking egg with chopsticks* -Konata, Lucky Star

"I'm a cat and no cat has given a straighter answer than that." -Cat, The Last Unicorn

"I'm happy to say that from this day forward I'm now 100% a girl! WOOHOO!!!" -Jun Watarase, Happiness OVA

"Every great man has a mustache!!" -Rod, Hot Rod

"I'm a kitty cat!" -Chiyo-Chan, Azumanga Daioh

"I've got a jar of dirt!! I've got a jar of dirt!! And guess what's inside it?!" -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest