List of Game & Wario quotes

This is a list of quotes from Game & Wario.

5-Volt

 * "Not until you finish your homework."
 * "Go. To. Bed."

9-Volt

 * "I'm 9-Volt! Can you play video games AND avoid my mom's evil stare? I made this game to show everyone how annoying she is!"
 * "Yes, ma'am!"
 * "Finished!"
 * "Game on!"
 * "I'm getting sleepy..."
 * "That was awesome! By the way, my mom isn't this scary in real life. She's pretty cool most of the time."

18-Volt

 * "Yes, ma'am!"
 * "Finished!"

Ashley

 * "Whatever..."
 * "That's so cool!"
 * "Red!"
 * "Red, cut it out or I'm leaving you behind!"

Red

 * "Hello there! I'm Red. This is a side-scrolling action game starring my best friend, Ashley, who flies around on her magic broom. It's great fun, right, Ashley?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "The spell worked!"
 * "I mean..."
 * "Erm..."
 * "OK, let's just go."
 * "Everything looks so tasty. I love it here!"

Dribble and Spitz

 * "Swerve, steer and...shoot UFOs?! Oh, just another day in the life of us cabbies, Dribble and Spitz!"

Dribble

 * "Not a soul for miles..."
 * "Hey!"
 * "A customer!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Yes, sir!"
 * "I wasn't paying attention to where we were going. What is this place?"

Spitz

 * "Follow that UFO!"

Dr. Crygor

 * "Good day! Are you interested in robot design? Put your drawing skills to work for me, the great Dr. Crygor!"
 * "Ah, you must be my new assistant, [player's name]."
 * "Is this your first time designing robots? Don't worry, there's nothing to it!"
 * "All you have to do is follow my instructions and draw perfect lines!"
 * "If you score 300 points or more, you'll be recognized as a robot designer."
 * "All right, now take out the stylus!"
 * "Close...and the line's tidy!"
 * "Close...and it's a neat circle!"
 * "Too small...but it's a neat triangle!"
 * "Close..."
 * "This is truly a fine effort. I'm almost impressed!"
 * "With a little training, I think you could be a master robot designer. How'd you like to be my full-time apprentice?"

Editor Joe

 * "It's a scoop!"
 * "Get to the scene!"
 * "Hey, Mona! I trust you made it to the stake-out location already."
 * "Several criminal suspects are rumored to be in the area."
 * "I need you to get a photo of each of them."
 * "OK, we don't have time to waste. Get to the window!"
 * "There are 5 suspects, and you only have 3 minutes to take their photos."
 * "Try to get good clear shots of their faces centered in the frame."
 * "Don't lose track of how much film you have left. You've only got one roll!"
 * "Oh, and I'll give you a bonus if you get a good shot of this rare creature."
 * "All right! I'm counting on you to get me those photos. Do your best!"
 * "Send your photo to me!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "Great! It looks like you got a photo of everyone we were looking for."
 * "Tap Done when you're ready to end this assignment."
 * "But feel free to continue taking photos if you wish."
 * "I can't wait to see tomorrow's paper!"
 * "What a front page!"

Jimmy T.

 * "Yo, it's Jimmy! I made a super-cool skiing game starring yours truly. It's an ice-cold combination of old-school style and future-fresh gameplay. Oh, yeah! You're gonna dig it."
 * "That's some ice-cold hotness! Skiing solo is groovy and all, but I think I'm ready for a little company."

Kat and Ana

 * "Hey, it's Kat and Ana! We love arts and crafts, so we made a puzzle game about sewing patches together! We worked really hard on it, so promise us you'll play it a lot, OK?"
 * "Do you like our game? If it's too easy, don't worry. We've got many more puzzles, and they only get tougher!"

Ana

 * "Welcome to PATCHWORK!"
 * "Hey, Kat! PATCHWORK is a super-fun, super-cute puzzle game!"
 * "You arrange puzzles on pattern paper to stitch together patchwork puzzles!"
 * "Thanks! These things are patches."
 * "And this is how you play with them."
 * "Touch whichever patch you like to grab it."
 * "Then, look for the place on the pattern paper that matches its shape."
 * "For example, this patch...goes right here!"
 * "It's OK if a patch crosses other lines if it fits within an outline!"
 * "Just take the patch you are holding and slide it over."
 * "If you release it in the correct spot, it will stitch into place!"
 * "Got it?"
 * "OK! Let's do a practice patch!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "The puzzle is complete when all of the patches are stitched into place!"
 * "Don't worry, Sis! If you can't find the right spot, you can always use...the Hint button!"
 * "It will reveal the general area where the patch you're holding should go!"
 * "The patch you're holding fits somewhere in this area."
 * "By the way, you can use the Hint button as much as you like, but..."
 * "30 seconds is added to your time whenever you use it."
 * "Keep this in mind if you're trying to solve the puzzles as fast as possible."
 * "That's it for my tutorial!"
 * "Go ahead and place the rest of the patches!"
 * "That's it for practice. The next puzzle will be the real deal!"
 * "OK, the puzzle is ready!"
 * "That's it for now."
 * "But there are lots more puzzles to solve, so come back soon!"

Kat

 * "Welcome!"
 * "Hey, Ana! So what kind of game is PATCHWORK?"
 * "Patches?"
 * "Wow, Ana! You're so cool!"
 * "Wow, that sounds fun! I wanna try!"
 * "Hmm, where does this patch go?"
 * "Um..."
 * "I can't figure it out!"
 * "Sweet! The Hint button sounds really useful! I'll give it a try."
 * "Hmm, somewhere here..."
 * "Oh, I see it! It goes right here!"
 * "Woo hoo! I did it!"
 * "You can do it!"
 * "Yay! It's finished!"
 * "Go for it!"
 * "You did it! Great job!"

Mona

 * "Hi, I'm Mona! I got a cool new camera and have been taking tons of photos lately. I like it so much that I decided to make a camera game! Take your best shots and go for the big scoop!"
 * "I'm on it!"
 * "What a scoop! Now, for your next assignment, how about photographing some famous stars?"

Reporter John

 * "Hello! Today is the big launch of a brand-new way to play video games."
 * "With a TV and a controller, you use two screens to play."
 * "Wow!"
 * "This system is as cool as it gets!"

Wario

 * "I'm gonna design the best games ever...and make MILLIONS!"
 * "WAHAHA! It's me, Wario! I designed the most exciting action game of all time! You launch arrows to take down an army of MechaWario minions. It's the most fun you'll ever have, so be grateful I made it!"
 * "WAHAHA! Isn't this the best game ever?! Whenever you play it, be sure to think about how amazing I am!"

Young Cricket and Master Mantis

 * "No matter how strong you are, you have to eat right. You'll never master kung fu on an empty stomach!"

Master Mantis

 * "Hello there, Young Cricket. Can you jump your way to me?"
 * "The key to kung fu is energy. If yours reaches 0, you won't be able to move."
 * "Your energy will slowly decrease, but if you eat a dumpling, you'll regain a bit."
 * "A true master will make it to the goal with as much energy as possible."
 * "I've also hidden three scrolls. I'll give you a reward if you can find them all."

Young Cricket

 * "Hey! I'm Cricket! I'm a kung fu apprentice! Master Mantis has taught me some new jumping techniques, so I made a game out of it!"