User:Mpeng

How is everyone? I'm Mpeng. Sorry if this page is lousy. I am relatively new to the Mario series - I could hardly tell you what a Yoshi was until the end of 2008 - but I've been through this wiki quite a bit, so now I think I know what I'm doing here.

I'm somewhere on Wikia, by the same username.

The only console I have as of now is the Wii, which is sort of limiting, but I'm getting better at this.

Great Games

 * Super Mario Galaxy -Really creative. Event the controls were great.
 * Mario Kart Wii -The aggravation of leading the race and then getting blown out of the water is what makes the game fun.

OK Games

 * Super Mario Galaxy 2 -As creative like the first one, but these 120 green power stars are ridiculous.
 * Super Paper Mario -Funny (Bowser was the best) but I never caught on to it.
 * New Super Mario Bros Wii -Sort of hard, but not as much of a plot to make it interesting.

Games that I can't stand
(No offense meant to anyone who thinks these games are amazing)
 * Most of the sports games -Maybe it's just my remote, but it seems to pick up no motion, way too much motion, or motions I didn't actually make.

Milestones (and other stuff) that would be nice
(not counting changes to this user page)
 * 500 edits
 * 1000 edits
 * 2000 edits
 * 5000 edits
 * 10 000 edits
 * 15 000 edits
 * 1 year on this wiki
 * 5 years on this wiki
 * create 10 pages
 * create 20 pages


 * Make this thing a little bit more comprehensive (especially the articles about Mario Kart courses)
 * Clean up all of the screwy verb tense (see below)
 * Be useful

Funny typos
At least, I hope these are typos.
 * "Succeeding the curve is another circulatory room;" "Past the circulatory room" Shouldn't that be "circular?"
 * ". . . magically encased the green dinosaur and his friends in Yoshi Eggs. Many of these eggs are given to Bowser's own children . . ."; "As Mario and Luigi are taking a nap on the beach, Bowser's forces kidnapped the princess . . ." "During the celebrations that followed, the seven liberated Yoshi eggs hatch and become Yoshi Babies . . ." Someone wasn't paying attention when they wrote this thing . ..
 * "This course ''is very lowlands . . . " WHAT???
 * As they awaken in . . . No sense whatsoever.
 * "In the next area there is a room which has a Spiny Cheep-Cheep . . ." You see, we're talking about an underwater area now.

Wonderful Nicknames
Oh so wonderful nicknames.

Mario

 * Basin Brain, Bowser
 * Butterball, Mr. L
 * Clumsy Crush-a-lot, Zess T.
 * Dumber Plumber, Bowser
 * Drain Brain ,Bowser
 * Drains-for-Brains, Bowser
 * Faucet Face, Bowser
 * Faucet Flop, Bowser
 * Faucet Freak, Bowser
 * Lasagna Lovin' Loser, Bowser
 * Luigi, Pennington
 * Lunkhead, Bowser
 * Macaroni Mouth, Bowser
 * Maria, O'Chunks
 * Mr. Jumpsallthetime, Mr. L
 * Mr. Squishy, Mr. L
 * Muttonhead, Bowser
 * Nozzle Nose, Bowser
 * Pain-in-the-Drain Plumber, Bowser
 * Pesky Plumber, Bowser
 * Pinhead Plumber, Bowser
 * Pipesqueak, Bowser
 * Plumb Bum, Bowser
 * Plumb Dumb, Bowser
 * Plumb Scum, Bowser
 * Provolone Bonehead, Bowser
 * Puny Plumber, Bowser
 * Scum Scrubber, Bowser
 * Sir Stomp-on-Stuff, Zess. T
 * Two-bit Tortellini Taster, Bowser

Bowser

 * His/Your Queasiness, Kamek
 * His/Your Grouchiness, Kammy Koopa
 * His/Your Gnarliness, Kammy
 * His/Your Filthiness,Kammy
 * His/Your Rancidness, Kammy
 * His/Your Awfulness, Kammy
 * His/Your Massiveness, Kammy
 * His/Your Chunkyness, Kammy
 * His/Your Ghastlyness, Kammy
 * Your Ungratefulness, Kamek
 * The Boss of Bwahaha, Nintendo
 * King Dad, Koopalings
 * Koopa Stoopa, Toad and Princess Toadstool
 * His Touchiness, Kamek

Other Garbage

 * Super Mario Bros. was released in Japan on September 13, 1985. I was born exactly a decade later.
 * I think Waluigi is an incredible waste of space.
 * I once drew up a phylogenetic tree (sort of like a family tree) for all of the enemies in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'll put up a picture soon. (And if I can find it ...) A new one is in progress.
 * Toad looks happy while sitting on Bowser.

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