List of Super Paper Mario quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Super Paper Mario; they are listed alphabetically by character. Minor character are found beneath larger headers.

Chapter 1

 * "What is this meager mustache that stands before me? And how does it have the audacity to address my muli-colored glory?"
 * "... How did these flimsy whiskers detect my secret door..."
 * "Wait right there! Red shirt... conspicuous white gloves... jaunty cap..."
 * "Hah! You are garbed in the rich cloth of the hero of prophecy!"
 * "You must be the great... HERO  ...impersonator!"
 * "What a costume! You look like you leaped right out of the pages of the Prognosticus!"
 * "Merlon?! Only his full bodied beard rivals my hairy magnificence.. If he thinks you are the hero, you probably are. I think... "
 * "Well, then. As the ancient prophecy fortells..."
 * "I, Bestovius, will bestow upon you the secrets of dimensional flipping. ... For a nominal fee of 10,000 coins!"
 * ''"Why not? Even the great and splendiferous Bestovius has certain...expenditures.
 * "Why should the hero have the whole world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter? These heroes think they can get away with shaking people down for free skills!"
 * "A mere 10,000 coins should be nothing for the hero of the universe."
 * "What do you say?"
 * "I see."
 * "So be it. I will settle for just taking all the coins in your pocket."
 * "Do we have a deal?"
 * "Still you refuse?"
 * "So be it. Though it makes me ill, I will waive the nominal fee and teach you for free."
 * "Do you agree to this?"
 * "How dare you! I have never suffered such an assault to my splendor!"
 * "Begone! You are unfit to stand before my shining magnificence!"
 * "Who stands before the glorious and grand Bestovius? Oh. It's you."
 * "Now are you willing to pay 100,000 coins for the secret interdimensional splendor?"
 * "Scintillating! Let us begin!"
 * "Flimmity flammity flooom! Diggity daggity dooom! Zibbidy zabbidy zooom!"
 *  "SHABOOOM!"  
 *  "FLIPPOW!"  
 * "I, Bestovius, have granted you the ability to flip between dimensions."
 * "Press to slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2D and 3D!"
 * "Well, what do you think? Mind blowing, isn't it?"
 * "What is this I speak of? I assure you that if we are being watched in another dimension... Those beings will understand. But you lack the mustache for full comprehension."
 * "Just remember that you can use this ability to find hidden items and secret paths. But beware: use your new ability too long, and you will lose HP ."
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... The universe isn’t quite the same as it used to be, eh?"

Piccolo side-quest

 * "Ahhhhhh... Hero. What need have you of the blindingly brilliant Betstovius?"
 * "Ah... So you have come for the Training Machine in place of Merluvlee? Hmmm... Yes, of course I know of such a machine..."
 * "Normally, I would never allow you to bask in the splendor of my knowledge, but... You are a hero!"
 * "Now then, hero. I have a favor to ask of you! I have lent a certain... something to the mayor of Yold Town, Watchitt... You must retrieve it for me. I have asked for it back many times... But old Watchitt must treasure it, for he has never returned it... Retrieve it for me, Bestovius, and I shall grant you your Training Machine. Simply ask him for the 'You-Know-What.' He will understand."
 * "Now, begone!"
 * "Mmmm... So the hero returns... Did you get the 'You-Know-What' from Watchitt?"
 * "You have it! This pleases Bestovius greatly! This is quite a collector's item. I was worried that Watchitt had lost it. Ahhh... I am so relieved."
 * "What is this? You still need something from the grand Bestovius?"
 * "Ahhhh, yes, of course! You seek the Training Machine... Of course I remember! Such little faith."
 * "Take it, hero. It would only disturb my sublime energies..."
 * "I, Bestovius, once used it myself, you see... But I upgraded to the newer, sleeker model, so I no longer require its services."

Big Blooper

 *  "BLOOOP!"  
 *  "BLUH-BLOOOOP! (WHAT'S GOING ON?)"  
 * "Bloobloobloobloop! (Hey, land freaks! How'd you like a tentacle sandwich?!)"
 * "Bloobloobloop! BLOOOP! (No! Not there! Please! Anywhere but there!)"

Chapter 6

 * "Still your tongue, Blumiere... Can't you see you've been duped by a dirty human?"
 * "You have brought shame to my name...and to the entire Tribe of Darkness!"
 * "Well, then it will interest you to know...that she no longer resides in this world."
 * "This is the price those who resist their own fate must pay, my son."
 * "Someday you will see, Son. Our kind and humans must never mix."

Chapter 7

 * "Blumiere, my son, don't! Even your ancestors could not handle that dark book... If you open it...there's no telling what might happen!"
 * "Blumiere... What have you done?"
 * "Blu-Blumiere! Don't do this! Blumiere!"

Bonechill

 * "Brrrrooo ha ha ha ha... A touching scene, to be sure."
 * "A pleasure to make your acquaintance, I assure you. My name is Bonechill ."
 * "I am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of The Underwhere..."
 * "Oh, you dear, ignorant child... You don't know a thing, do you? How charming."
 * ''"I speak of the Pure Heart... And I speak of you, Luvbi...
 * "IT IS YOU!"
 * "The Pure Heart was hidden ingenously to keep it away from evil sorts like me..."
 * "Grambi... changed the Pure Heart into a Nimbi... that he called his own daughter!"
 * "Oh, priceless! You really think Grambi pays an ounce of attention to you out of love?"
 * "Brrrrooo ha ha... The old fool can weigh the sins of others, but not his own..."
 * " Many thanks for delivering the Pure Heart. Once I deal with you, none can stop me..."
 * "I shall be INVINCIBLE!"
 * "Please, as your game ends, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talons!"
 *  "BRRRAARGH!"  
 * "How... Impossible... How could you puny worms... destroy... a master... of the cold dark?!"

Prologue

 *  "BWA HA HA"  
 * "Listen well, my elite minion task force!"
 * "It's time to initiate my awesome plan to invade Mushroom Castle!"
 * "Today is the day that I make my beloved Princess Peach ALL MINE!"
 * "And if that weren't awesome enough, I'll ALSO stomp her little mustached buddies!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!"
 * "Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
 * "Blargh! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?"
 * "...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
 * "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!
 * "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!
 * "Hey, here's a thought: you calm down and free the princess... OR ELSE!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Hey, no gripes from THIS side of the altar, Bleck old boy!"
 * "I don't get the details, but the count here has gone to a lot of trouble planning this! Just relax! We'll get married, we'll be in love, it'll be awesome! Finally!"

Chapter 3

 * "Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome lair..."
 * "HEY! I know that 'stache from somewhere..."
 * "MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 100th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
 * "But now you've entered a fortress of PAIN, Mario!"
 * "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
 * "Nooooo! I HATE Mario! It's... It's not fair!"
 * "Ahhhhh! Princess Peach! My lovely wife!"
 * "WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! How could you forget our big day?!"
 * "How should I know? I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid castle... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?"
 * "Wait... WHAT?! Bleck got us married just so he could make a Chaos Heart so that he could destroy the world?"
 * "No. I don't wanna. I'd think about it if it was for you, but there's NO WAY I'm helping Mario!"
 * "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
 * "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
 * "FINE! I'll join your stupid quest. You happy?!"
 * "NO! I'M NOT SWEET! And I'm not helping Mario just to save a bunch of worlds. I'm only doing it so I can rule someday. So don't get all cuddly with me, Mario!"
 * "Minions! Hold down the fort until I return."
 * "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
 * "Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
 *  "I SAID MOVE IT!"  
 * "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'
 * "Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
 * "Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
 * "Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
 * "So this is where that dweeb Francis lives? Pffgght! What's this castle got over mine?!"

Chapter 4

 * "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
 * "Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
 * "Good gravy, you're ugly!"
 * "Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"
 * "Space niblet! You OK?"
 * "Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
 * "Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
 * "You've got the king of all evilness on your side! You can't go wrong!"

Chapter 5

 * "Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
 * "Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"
 * "WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"
 * "Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"
 * "Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
 * "What am I, blind? Shut up."
 * "Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
 * "You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
 * "Man, what a crybaby."
 * "You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
 * "Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
 * "Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
 * "Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"

Chapter 6

 * "'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!"
 * "I don't know who you are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"
 * "Outta the way, pigtails!"
 * "I'm all for being evil, but this is just overkill."
 * "Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
 * "Minions need to learn respect."
 * "That Mr. L freak is a total insano. I feel like I know him from somewhere."
 * "Oh, yeah! Sure glad we went through all that for a stupid heart-shaped rock."

Chapter 7

 * "Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
 * "AHA! I see your little plan! You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
 * "Yeah, you've been WAITING for a chance to fireball me in the back!"
 * "Can it, you ugly little bug! I'll stomp the truth out of you! CHARGE!  "
 * "Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
 * "I get up every time, though! As many times as it takes to send you to The Underwhere!"
 * "Do I LOOK like a guy whose game is over?!"
 * "What?! So wait, Peach really is lost out there somewhere? Why didn't you say so, idiot? We could've been searching this entire time!"
 * "She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
 * "Hey! Shut yon trap, fluffy! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"
 * "You've GOTTA be kidding! Look, I'm a patient Koopa, but I'm not THAT patient!"
 * "Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"
 * "Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"
 * "Lemme guess... You're the big, bad boss of all those little Underwhere hoodlums, right?"
 * "Now we just stomp this Count Bleck guy and call it a day!"

Chapter 8

 * "Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"
 * "Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"
 * "I'll take on you alone! I've got all the sweet stomping you need, right here!"
 * "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
 * "Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
 * "Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
 * "Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
 * ''"Tippi! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump him!
 * "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
 * "Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"

Other

 * "Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"
 * "Bwa ha! Did I look worried? Shadoo, boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"
 * "Who are you, Chirpy?"

Prologue

 *  "BLECK!"  
 * "Bleh heh heh heh! BLECK!"
 * "Your princess has been taken... by Count Bleck!"
 * "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executer of the Dark Prognosticus ... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!"
 * "Count Bleck says NEVER! This princess is intergral to fulfilling the prophecies... She will be brought to Castle Bleck and used to destroy all worlds... by Count Bleck."
 * "This man deserves ridicule... Weaklings cannot face Count Bleck!"
 * "BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Count Bleck's preparations are now in order! All that remains is for the dimensional void to appear, as foretold in the prophecy..."
 * "Bowser... Fericious and fearsome, evil king of the Koopas... Do you take Peach to be your lawfully wedded wife 'til your games be over?"
 * "Peach... Noble Princes, pure of heart... Do you take Bowser to be your lawfully wedded husband 'til your games be over?"
 * "Is it not obvious? This is your wedding, Princess!"
 * "Yes, all precisely as written in the Dark Prognosticus! Already it is unleashed! The Chaos Heart!"
 * "Fools... Pointless acts like these will earn you only pain... from Count Bleck!"
 * "Very well. As the Chaos Heart is secured, this ragtag group now lacks use."
 * "Open your mouth, darkness! Consume everything and destroy all worlds as told in the prophecy!"
 * "The Void has been ripped in the dimensional fabric! Yes, Count Bleck is pleased. All has gone as foretold in the Dark Prognosticus."
 * "Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... How delightful, Mimi. Almost as dapper...as Count Bleck."
 * "Well, different strokes for different minions..."
 * "After these rotten worlds are ended, Count Bleck will make all your dreams come true!"
 * "A dimensional interloper! And possibly the hero?! You are sure of it, Nastasia?"
 * "Interesting, mused Count Bleck. We must put an end to this nuisance..."
 * "Very well, O'Chunks. I'll leave the hero-chunking to you. Do not fail Count Bleck."
 * "So, hero... You would dare defy Count Bleck? Then hurry, for your world's end draws near..."

Chapter 1

 * "So our hero is real... Yes... A force to be reckoned with..."
 * "Nastasia, the prophecy. Consult it and learn where the hero will go next... We will lay a devious trap for him and bring him to his very KNEES! BLECK!"
 * "This pleases Count Bleck! Excellent work Nastasia..."
 * "I have granted Mimi powers potent enough to ensure that she will obliterate this hero. Yes, he will be hepless against her."
 * "I depart! Alert Count Bleck when this 'hero' is no more!"

Chapter 2

 * "She failed to best him, even with my gift of power?"
 * "A Light Prognosticus hero... Descendants of the ancient tribe... Their strength grows."
 * "O'Chunks, calm yourself. Take a minion time-out. Count Bleck will send... Dimentio! Come to me...Count Bleck!"
 * "You'd like some playtime, I imagine, Dimentio?"
 * "Heroes... Trying to save these pathetic old worlds. Bleck, says Count Bleck!"
 * "Their efforts are in vain. No one can stop Count Bleck! Just as no one can ease the tempest that rage sin my suffering heart..."

Chapter 3

 * "Spare Count Bleck your theatrics. The Light Prognosticus is false. The Dark Prognosticus holds the answer to defeating the heroes that rise to stop us."
 * "Oh, Nastasia? It's time we set 'him' on these pests."
 * "Lovely, exclaimed Count Bleck. Return to your posts, my dear minions."
 * "Does something trouble you, Nastasia?"
 * "That is enough, Nastasia. We've already come this far, so we shall forge on! But you needn't stay by Count Bleck's side. You can depart with my blessing."

Chapter 4

 * "'Though the man in red shall wield formidable powers, one shall stand against him. The man in green shall use the Chaos Heart's power to bring darkness to all.'"
 * "She cannot be replaced. You could never hope to do so, Nastasia. To be sure... She is gone... Gone from all worlds, never to return..."

Chapter 6

 * "Hurry? Why not pause and savor the show?"
 * "The light of each world will be snuffed out one by one..."
 * "You QUESTION Count Bleck?!"
 * "This worthless world's destruction matters not! Far better for Count Bleck to wipe it out of existence than let it remain!"
 * "Count Bleck scoffs at you! An insignificant Pixl lectures Count Bleck on what is right and wrong?"
 * "Of all things, you defend the heart?! Nothing could be more worthless..."
 * "All things...are meaningless. Aside form Timpani, no treasure mattered in the least to me..."
 * "This world is dying under the monocled gaze of...Count Bleck!"
 * "But don't let that stop you from trying to find a Pure Heart you will never acquire!"

Chapter 7

 * "I see, remarked Count Bleck... Well, what is done is done. This prophecy will not be fulfilled without sacrifice."
 * "Well, Count Bleck will leave you to dispense the minion discipline."
 * "Could that Pixl have been...Timpani?"
 * "The prophecy has been set in motion and no one, not even I, can stop it."
 * "WHAT?! ...Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief."
 * "Where did you hear that name, Dimentio?"
 * "The man known as Blumiere died long ago. Now there is only Bleck! The Dark Prognosticus's choice to fulfill the prophecy! Nothing more!"
 * "Come to Count Bleck, heroes... If you hope to save these worlds, then come..."

Chapter 8

 * "I see you've come at last! So, you really ARE the hero of the Light Prognosticus."
 * "But you are far too late to stop the Dark Prognosticus, and me... Count Bleck! All worlds will soon end. Come into grips for that now, for you cannot stop it. I suggest you make yourself comfortable and enjoy this one, final spectacle!"
 * "Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless. Better that I destroy them! Better yet, I shall make it as if they never existed at all!"
 * "You know the answer, dear Timpani... Count Bleck does not have to tell you... But the hour has grown too late. You should know that by now."
 * "Count Bleck is the deleter of worlds! My fate is written in the Dark Prognosticus! Do not think for a moment that I will hesitate to strike you down. ALL NOW ENDS!"
 * "Leave me, Nastasia. I will deal with these two ALONE."
 * "Count Bleck demands it! I will not say it again..."
 * "Are you prepared, hero? Our duel will be worthy of the last clash this world will ever see!"
 * "How laughable! Is that all the heroism you can muster? Let me show you real power!"
 * "You can't so much as tug on the cape of Count Bleck! You have failed!"
 * "Bleck! I expected more potency from the Hero of Prophecy! And now, I will watch your game end, and then your precious worlds will end soon after!"
 * "What's this? My barrier... is GONE?!"
 * "So be it... says Count Bleck! But your precious worlds aren't safe until my last breath. Let us finally end this! Now, the TRUE battle begins... with Count Bleck!"
 * "Ex...Excellent... You have won... Now finish Count Bleck... Dispatch me and the Chaos Heart will disappear, and the prophecy will be undone..."
 * "Timpani... When you vanished, I searched long for you. I never gave up looking... I searched and searched... But I never found you. Without you, the world held no meaning or joy... I wanted to destroy everything that had taken you away from me..."
 * "It's too late. Count Bleck has done so much evil... It must end. Just knowing that you are still alive... And knowing that the world you live in will continue... It gives me peace. I do not have long to live. You must end my game before The Void destroys all..."
 * "We cannot. Without the Pure Hearts, there is no way to counter the Chaos Heart. All we can do is give up..."
 * "It was no lie... But without the Pure Hearts, all worlds are doomed. What can we do?"
 * "My minions... how did you find us here?"
 * "My... My loyal minions..."
 * "What's this? Pure...Hearts?! But why?"
 * "So it seems the end of all worlds is really upon us..."
 * "I thought the Chaos Heart would disappear if the person controlling it fell... Dimentio... must have left behind a shadow of his power to continue controlling it. It won't last long...but it may be enough to ensure the end of every world..."
 * "There's only one thing left that we can do... This way!"
 * "Timpani, do you still love me?"
 * "Then you must come with me."
 * "We will use the Pure Hearts again this time, to banish the Chaos Heart. All we need is true love, and that's something I am lucky enough to possess."
 * "But... With the Chaos Heart gone, the Pure Hearts and those linked to them... They may cease to exist..."
 * "But you, Timpani... It pains me to know that this may cut your game short, as well. Still... there is no other way to end this."
 * "There were so many things I wanted to say to you, but I could not find the words."
 * "Of course... I have thought about you every moment since you disappeared... But I have caused you so much suffering..."
 * "But I had to be with you, Timpani. I will never apologize for that..."
 * "And I love you, Timpani... Hundreds of thousands of years from now, that fact will not have changed..."
 * "'Timpani... Do you remember the promise we made to each other that day?'"
 * "'Will you come with me to that place now?'"

Chapter 1

 * "I remember that day well... The room was warm. The whole place was at peace."
 * "'Ugh... Uuuugh...'"
 * "'Where...am I? Is this... a human's home? Bleccch!'"
 * "'You're a human, correct? I don't...repulse you? I am of the Tribe of Darkness...'"
 * "That was the day our paths crossed... That day... That was the day our tragedy was set in motion."

Chapter 2

 * "'Yes, my father caught me. Sneaking out of the castle wasn't easy after that.'"
 * "'You are a strange girl... You know what I am and yet you do not seem afraid.'"
 * "'No. No, of course not. I wanted to see you too...'"
 * "'Please do, Timpani. Let's return to our conversation. I must know more of you...'"

Chapter 3

 * "'Timpani, why? Why do you avoid me?'"
 * "'Huh? You're crying! Why? Timpani, you must tell me what has happened!'"
 * "'Oh no... Timpani, is my father behind this?'"
 * "'Timpani... I...'"

Chapter 4

 * "'If we can't be happy here, we must leave for a place that will accept our love.'"
 * "'If our love has no home... let us spend our lives searching together!'"
 * "'So I beg of you again... Timpani, marry me! I promise i will make you happy.'"
 * "'Timpani, answer me, please!'"

Chapter 5

 * "'Look, Timpani. The stars are beautiful, aren't they?'"
 * "'Oh, is that so? in that case we'd better get wishing, don't you think?'"
 * "'Mmm?'"
 * "'Timpani... Aren't you cold?'"

Chapter 6

 * "'Timpani! What did you do with her? I must see her!'"
 * "'And so what if I did? That doesn't matter to me! She's my entire world!'"
 * "'What... What do you mean by that?!'"
 * "'She... No... It can't be so!'"

Chapter 7

 * "'I do not care, Father! A world without her is empty. A LIFE without her is empty.'"
 * "'Speak, Dark Prognosticus! Teach your dark history! I await your command!'"
 * "'BLEH HEH HEH! BLECK!'"
 * "'Silence! The first prophecy beckons. I will erase every inch...of this blasted world!'"
 * "'Blumiere is no more! I am Count Bleck! And no one shall stand in my way!'"

Prologue

 * "Yes, yes, no one likes the icky stuff... Yesss... A perfect world... Sounds magical..."
 * "Ah ha ha. I can hardly stand the wait."
 * "And here I thought Mimi's ideal world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards..."
 * "Mmm... I do enjoy a good chunking..."
 * "Well, then... I believe I'll head out as well."

Chapter 1

 * "Ah ha ha. It won't be that easy, oh no..."
 * "So very nice to meet you... and your mustache!"
 * "I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio! Remember the name well..."
 * "It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!"
 * "Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack!"
 * "Ciao!"

Chapter 2

 * "And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic!"
 * "Your wish is my command. Besides, this fool sounds like an amusing challenge."
 * "Now if there is nothing else, I'll just be on my way. Ciao, my count."

Chapter 3

 * "Ah ha ha. Finally, you arrive!"
 * "You don't wear tardiness well."
 * "At last, the hero... I know of you from the festival of hair that dances upon your lip!"
 * "Well met, lady. Your beauty is as fresh as a slap to the face on a crisp winter day!"
 * "You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
 * "I am a humble servant of Count Bleck..."
 * "Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio!"
 * "It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims."
 * "I have prepared a special morsel of a treat for you!"
 * "How about some... MAGIC!"
 * "And...voila! You are now in Dimension D, a dimension of my own creation. In this mind-bending realm, my attacks are 256 times more potent!"
 * "I am now far more powerful! I could obliterate you with the raise of an eyebrow!"
 * "Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"
 * "Can you pierce this...illusion?"
 * "Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!"
 * ''"How is this possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more powerful...
 * "What? You say that this place also makes YOU more powerful?"
 * "Of course! This was simply an amusement that played out exactly as planned!"
 * "Were you amused? That was just an hors d'oeuvre!"
 * "The next time we meet, we will feast on a deadly eight-course meal!"
 * "Ciao for now, my mustachioed foe!"
 * "Sadly, fair princess, I must now say... Ciao!"
 * "And with that, my diminutive-limbed foe, I must say... Ciao!"
 * "Ah, a little more, perhaps?"
 * "They are strong, but they must be stronger yet to defeat Bleck."
 * "I must make sure they can face him when the time comes at last..."
 * "...And that is how the ruffians managed to best me."
 * "Ah ha ha. They are strong, to be sure... Very strong. Dare I say... They might be strong enough to defy the prophecy!"
 * "Oh my. That's the first time that morsel of information has touched my ears. Do tell!"
 * "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"
 * "My my my! How interesting! Nastasia and the count have such DEEP conversations!"
 * "Mm... Just what is our dear count playing at?"
 * "Ah, well. I'll let him worry about that. I must attend to my own...projects."

Chapter 4

 * "So what you're saying is... The 'man in green' is our minion in training, Mr. L?"
 * "My, aren't we hot-blooded? Well, well... I suppose that's to be admired."
 * "Now, if you excuse me, I've got to be on my way as well. Ciao!"

Chapter 5

 * "Salutations, O'Chunks!"
 * "Ah, once again we meet, like two large, hairy vikings on a storm-tossed schooner!"
 * "Ah, a quadrillion pardons! Far be it from me to be a hindrance. Far, FAR be it!"
 * "As it happens, I merely have an acquaintance in this land. I was just saying hello!"
 * "Yes, truly! And I saw you, and I thought, 'Perhaps my magic can aid in this fight!'"
 * "Ah, rest assured, I'll hardly be underfoot! You fight to your heart's content! Ciao!"
 * "Well, salutations, O'Chunks! How are things, hmmm?"
 * "Yes, yes, of course, I understand. Your honor must be satisfied..."
 * "But, O'Chunks, before you let your game be over, humor poor little me for a bit."
 * "I have something I'd rather think you'll enjoy. I DO wish you would try it out for me."
 * "''Oh...It's not the time, hmm? Not the time for something that will aid Count Bleck?
 * "Ah, it is time to part... Ciao!"
 * "Ah ha ha. So! At long last, you’ve come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"
 * "Ahhhhhhhh... Do you not tire of collecting those worn-out, tiresome Pure Hearts?"
 * "I am not violent by nature, you know. I'd prefer to settle this peacefully, in fact."
 * "Say, for instance, you wished to go back to your world. I could do that for you..."
 * "Ah ha ha. So it must be... shall we begin?"
 * "My, my. Aren't you plucky? Same fight, same outcome... You are precisely correct."
 * "And... that... is... why..."
 * "Lovely green hat,wouldn't you say?"
 * "Dear O'Chunks! So strong, yet so very dim! A child could learn his attack patterns."
 * "As such, I requested a few sprouts from my acquaintance to liven him up a touch."
 * "I call this boy 'O'Cabbage'! Don't be shy, O'Cabbage! Introduce yourself!"
 * "Ah ha ha. Simply adorable. Now remember, kids: eat your vegetables to grow big! Except in this case, a veggie will eat YOU! Have fun, now! Ciao!"
 * "Mm...if they could beat that model of O'Chunks...then they are coming along quite nicely."
 * "Perhaps they really are the ones I have waited for all this time."
 * "I should prepare myself as well! So much to do, so precious little time..."
 * "Ah ha ha. Hard to stay still when you pine for sweet vengeance, isn't it?"
 * "The count's orders are all absolute...completely without exception, yes?"
 * "We shouldn't even dare to think about a secret sneak attack. Perish the thought!"
 * "Defeating the hero would please the count greatly...but we MUST follow orders!"
 * "My, my, isn't that something? I do believe I should be moving on as well."

Chapter 6

 * "Ah ha ha. Did they wound your fragile pride, Mr. L? Demolish your robot again?"
 * "Perhaps that is for the best."
 * "You said it yourself. You can't go back to the count now. So get lost."
 * "Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!"
 * "I can't have you around the count. If I am rid of you here, I won't be found out."
 * "And the others will never find you. Yes, this is my moment to grasp."
 * "It's time for you to take your final bow, Mr. L..."
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha. Shhhhh. Don't worry. It won't be so bad, I promise."
 * "I'll send those heroes your way soon, so you'll have someone to play with. Ciao... Mr. L!"
 * "The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder!"
 * ''"Oh, bad news for you! There is no way in this world to restore the Pure Heart...
 * "Yes, sadly, your hard work was all... in... vain."
 * "Ah ha ha. Yes, it does, and that's why I decided to give you a consolation prize..."
 * "It's quite simple... I fulfilled their wishes! I sent them to the next world! Ah ha ha."
 * "You do know who I am, right? I am your enemy, Dimentio! I serve Count Bleck!"
 * "Well, as pleasant as this has been, I must leave. Ciao!"

Chapter 7

 * "Ah ha ha. Oh, I'm afraid so, my count. In fact, they will be here before long. ♪"
 * "Well, I'm not one to miss a party..."
 * "Oh, but wait one moment... Dear Count... Does the name Blumiere ring a bell?"
 * "Oh, the mustache man's Pixl went on and on... She said, 'I must stop Blumiere.' But I suppose there's no reason to pay any mind to the ramblings of a Pixl..."

Chapter 8

 * "Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So... You've made it here at last."
 * "Oh, but...what's this? You seem to be missing the ravishing princess and the arm-flailer."
 * "Ahhh, I see. You're in a hurry. Allow me to get out of your way, then... ...Just as soon as you defeat me! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
 * "You've proven to be worthy foes in the past, so I'm not going to make it easy."
 * "You'll have to come get me first. It'll be like a game of tag...with magic!"
 * "Enjoying my game of tag?"
 * "Messing around? Oh, no. Magic is no laughing matter. I am always deadly serious."
 * "I have been watching you. You are the only ones who can stand up to Count Bleck."
 * "So...I have a favor to ask. Will you help me...destroy the count?"
 * "Betray him? Ah ha ha ha. Oh, no. It is Count Bleck who has betrayed ME!"
 * "He said he would destroy all worlds and create a new, perfect world in their place. But he was lying! He plans to obliterate every world, and then keep them all in ruin. I have always known about his nefarious goal, but I could never hope to stop him on my own. I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for someone who could defeat him with me!"
 * "Well, you see... That is why... I rescued the princess from certain brainwashing."
 * "It's also why I sent you to The Underwhere to fix the broken Pure Heart."
 * "And why I freed a man to be reunited with his brother... Now do you see?"
 * "Ahhh, you've got me pegged. Now, how about you return the favor?"
 * "I'll give you the power you need to crush Count Bleck... Just fight by my side!"
 * "...Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! How does this strike you? Defeat the count and I will give you a very rare card. Does that entice you?"
 * "You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of it’s trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, 'Demented by Dimentio', will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room! Now will you fight with me?"
 * "You're the hero! Are you going to let little butterfly minds influence your decision? What will it be? Will you help me face Count Bleck?"
 * "AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Excellent choice, Mario! You are wiser than you look."
 * "Now, let me give you a taste of my scrumptious power, just as I promised."
 * "That sucking sound is your free will being plunged from the toilet of your mind! Now, you are my slave, and you will do my bidding. You will be…fearless! Go and defeat the count! And when he is gone, I will create a new world!"
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, for dramatic effect! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."
 * "Still you refuse? But this offer, it drips of generosity!"
 * "With the Chaos Heart in our hands, we can rule every world! Do you still refuse?"
 * "So you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your game ends."
 * "I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!" (U.S. version)
 * "I think I'll start with the green one, he looks like a pushover." (PAL version)
 * "Ah ha ha. How tender. I just squeezed out a tear. Yes... Mario can run along."
 * "And if he somehow manages to defeat Count Bleck on his own...all the better!"
 * "And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!"
 *  "NOOOOO!"  
 * "I... I cry uncle! Mercy! UNCLE, I SAY!"
 * "I-I see that now... Your power is formidable..."
 * "Which is why I can't let you fall into Count Bleck's velvet-lined gloves..."
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. I have you now! Luigi!"
 * "We will both taste the agony of game-overing...by magic!"
 * "Silly assistant! Absorbing my attack to protect him? What an adorably hopeless gesture."
 * "I was about to give him the everlasting peace he so desperately wants!"
 * "Even if the count dies, the Chaos Heart won't disappear if I continue to control it!"
 * "But I needed the power of the Pure Hearts to beat him. I couldn't do that on my own. So I had you do all the sweaty labor for me."
 * "And you even used your Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck!"
 * "If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one."
 * "I'm saying that you no longer have value to me, so I'm ending your games."
 * "They're all yours, Mr. L!"
 * "When I sent Luigi here, I planted a seed in the fertile soil of his subconscious..."
 * "And that seed has sprouted spectacularly!"
 * "Mr. L... Run along now and get ready for your big entrance."
 * "Now... Ladies and gentlemen... Get ready for the greatest magic show you'll ever see!"
 * "The Dark Prognosticus says he's the ideal host for the power of the Chaos Heart."
 * "And now I'm going to add my own power to this spicy little concoction."
 * "Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you."
 * "I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait over in that dimension, OK? Great."
 * (Super Dimentio)
 * "Now the Chaos Heart is mine!"
 * "I will use it to destroy all worlds...and create perfect new ones!"
 * "So, shall we get started? Now I have all I need...to become the king of all worlds!"
 * "Ah ha ha ha. I am now invincible! There is nothing you can do!"
 * "And now it is time for the destruction to begin..."
 * "Let it begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness like upside-down turtles!"
 *  "L-POWER!"  
 * "Hmph... Let's stop wasting time and finish this, shall we?"
 * "W-WHAT?!? The Pure Hearts?!? I thought you wasted them all fighting Count Bleck!"
 * "What's... happening?! I'm not invincible anymore..."
 * "Urgh-GAH?!"
 * "How did you do it..."
 * "How could I have lost with the power of Luigi and the Chaos Heart..."
 * "And the prophecy... Has it been undone?!"
 * "Urrrrrrk... Unngghhhh... You think this is the end? This isn't finished..."
 * "You cant...stop this now... You can't escape..."
 * "I've been saving one last surprise... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ciao!"

Flint Cragley

 *  "CRAGLEY HO!"  
 * "'Coming to you live...from the foul darkness; the home of the Floro Sapien.'"
 * "'Lesser Cragnons would weep softly. No one has set foot in this cave and emerged alive.'"
 * "'But some make history with sheer gall and will power...and Flint Cragley is such a man!'"
 * "'Into the Floro Sapien Cave of Doom! A Flint Cragley Cragtrotting Adventure!'"
 * "...No, no, wait a second. That'll never play well in the sticks. How about..."
 * "'Taste Danger! Flint Cragley Vs. a Recragginated Mummy in Floro Sapien Central!'"
 * "I wonder if that'll test well with the weekend audience... Those Cragnons are fickle..."
 * "'Suddenly...out of the cave mists...mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view! Did they hope to dine on fillet of Cragley? Would our hero meet their mandibles? Tune in after this brief commercial break to witness the torrid conclusion!'"
 * "...Great, cut, print, wrap it. Now what do you dolts want? What are you doing here?"
 * "Huh? You're on a quest to find a treasure called the Pure Heart? Spectacular. Just fabulous! All-time coincidence, that's what this is!"
 * "Just great to meet fellow adventurers, really, it is. I'm ecstatic about this."
 * "Listen, call me Flint. I'm a heck of a guy to know! Best cragtrotter of our time!" You may know me from 'Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter,' which airs weekly on crag-vision.
 * "That's why I pretended to be kidnapped! I'm filming another epic show!"
 * "Unfortunately, my idiot crew wandered off somewhere... So unprofessional. I turned away for a second, and they vanished into the foul blackness of this cave..."
 * "The worst part is, they have the key that'll get me deeper into this infernal abyss!"
 * "You there! If you run into my crew, tell them I'm waiting and stomping impatiently!"
 * "Pure adventure personified thanks you kindly!"
 * '"In a miraculous turn of events, I was reunited with my faithful camera Cragnons.'"
 * "'But there was no time for celebration! We had to swoop to the aid of the kidnapped!'"
 * "'With danger nibbling our heels, we ventured deeper into the forbidding cave... To do so, we used the key to the last unopened door in the forsaken labyrinth!'"
 * "So, um... You do have the key, right? Lemme grab that."
 * "Yes, genius, a key. Wait... Don't tell me you don't have it either!"
 * "Ah, yes, so you DO have it! Good show, good show, yes. Give it here. Quickly, now."
 * "You... You LOST it?!"
 * "'A tragic crew blunder ruins Cragley! Had the gods of adventures forsaken us?!'"
 * "Preposterous! If such a claim were true, there would be evidence in my pocket, which there ISN'T."
 * "'A miracle struck! As if by magic, the long-lost key had returned to my pocket!'"
 * "The cave defied Cragnon comprehension! It was a place of purest miracles!"
 * "Lucky turn of events, finding that key... I'm sure everyone contributed somehow."
 * "Now, onward! We must make our way to the last unopened door to the horrid depths... If my research is correct, and it always is, then this door key should open that door."
 * "Of course, through the door may lie a trap that will devour us all... Ho ho HO!"
 * "What's that? You say you want to open the door no matter what may lie in wait?! Tremendous! Such bravery! I was planning on opening it myself, of course, but since you seem so passionate..."
 * "Not that I'm afraid or anything. Don't be ridiculous. I mean, that's laughable."
 * "As a fellow cragtrotter, I know the heady thrill of the hunt! I'll yield to your lead!"
 * "See you in two ticks!"
 * "'We plodded on, traipsing over all manner of beasts that gnashed fangs at us!'"
 * "'But then...NOOO! A sight to horrible to believe appeared before our eyes!'"
 * "I know that, you cretin! The 'sight too horrible to believe' is still up ahead! We're going to look for it now! Come on, MOVE!"
 * "Of course! I knew it all along!"
 * "'Emergency special report from the Floro front lines! Environmental pollution drives Floro Spaiens mad! Whither will they rampage?"
 * "So the villagers throwing garbage in the river was the reason for this whole thing? Well... I tried to tell those guys, but my thoughts were too far ahead of their time..."
 * "Yes, once my fellow villagers see this, they'll surely realize the error of their ways. Once the words of Flint Cragley reach them, they'll throw garbage no more!"
 * "Sounds like a fine way to keep the peace i n the land... Keep those promises, folks!"

Fracktail

 *  "WARNING!"  
 * "INTRUSION DETECTED."
 * "LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED."
 * "WAIT. SCAN INITIALIZED."
 * "RED CAP DETECTED. BLUE OVERALLS DETECTED. LEVEL 5 MUSTACHE DETECTED."
 * "INCREDIBLE. POSSIBLE SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION."
 * "BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE."
 * "HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS..."
 * "SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH."
 * "SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HERO IDENTIFIED!"
 * "FORGIVE ME HERO, I AM CALLED FRACKTAIL. MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS."
 * "YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL."
 * "YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HEART IS JUST AHEAD."
 *  "WHO SPEAKS?"  
 *  "BZZZZZZRRRRT."  
 * "BEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
 * "I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART."
 * "...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK."
 * "DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED."
 * "READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER."
 * "NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG."
 * ''"APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT."
 * "YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS."
 * "WAITING FOR PROCESSORS."
 * "'404 computer hamsters not found.'"
 * "THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT."
 * "BEEBLEBLIP!"
 * "C:/ run query identification"
 * "C:/ run insult generator"
 * "C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!"
 *  "CTRL ALT DEL!"  
 *  "SYSTEM CRASH!"  
 * "AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G."
 * "I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE..."
 * "HERO... HERO... THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUIT...SMOLDERING."
 * "PLEASE... YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD..."

Chapter 3

 * "Ner-herrrr herrrr herrr herr!"
 * "HI-TECHNICAAAAAAAL! I caught a super-rare pixelated butterfly!"
 * "My friends at digibutter.nerr are going to freak when they get word of this find!"
 * "I must bring it home. I can't miss this week's episode of 'The Grodus Chronicles'!"
 * "No way am I going to entrust my digital Recordomeow to tape an episode so epic."
 * "This is so hi-technicaaaaal!"
 * "It's a totally undiscovered digibutterfly species! Nerr! I must document it!"
 * "Yessss! Shake that thorax!"
 * "Nerrrrr! Who are YOU?!"
 * "H-Hey! What are you doing sneaking into my room, huh? Ever heard of p-privacy?"
 * "O-O-Oh... O-Oh my gosh... It's... It's a h-hot babe..."
 *  "HOT BABE IN ROOM!"  
 * "Wha-What do I... Oh man... A REAL girl in my room! This is so hi-technicaaaal!"
 * "N-Neeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr... Must...ca-ca-calm...calm down... I'm get-get-get-get... Getting w-way too excited... Sweatles...forming..."
 * "Can't talk to...girls... Must get...my...laptop...from... Bum bag..."
 * "Booting up Swoon.exe! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!"
 * "Welcome to my castle. How do you do? ...Nerrr."
 * "Nerrherr... I boot this baby up whenever it's time to talk to the...heh...laaadies."
 * "Schweeeeet. Time for my Swoon.exe program to work its magic!"
 * "(Where should I start...?)"
 * "(Oh, man. What do I do next?)"
 * "(What's my next move?)"
 * "(Nerrr ...what's my next move?)"
 * "What is your name?"
 * "You're so cute...like a princess straight out of an anime or video game!"
 * "As a token of my affection, I'd like to give you a special present."
 * "Wow, we are like, so perfect for each other. it's destiny! we should get married!"
 * "Tippi? Hmm... Tippi... Tippi... There's no Tippi command here! What is she talking about?!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAARD!"
 * "That was the only copy of the Nerr2Babe patch and now it's gone forever!"
 * "Nerrr... Real babes are scary!"
 * "So... So you've come to raid my fort and steal Francine?"
 * "B-By the way, I came up with the name Francine on my own! Isn't it schweeet?"
 * "At first I thought it was a little weird that you could talk and everything. But the digibutter.nerr forum reaction convinced me you were hi-technicaaal! You're my only...sniff...offline friend, Francine...so no one will take you away from me!"
 * "Nerrr! Can't see me? That's 'cause my invisibility powers are totally hi-technicaaaaal! "
 * "Little Francine is hidden, so you can't take her!"
 * "Feel the wrath of the jilted X-Naut in the season finale of 'The Grodus Chronicles'!"
 *  "MERCY!"  

Chapter 8

 * "I was in my comfy chair watching 'Starship X-Naut', then I warped here! Maybe my Reclinotron 4500 extrapolated my dreams and couch-warped me to you!"
 * "Nothing is gonna take you away from me this time, Francine!"
 * "That's impossible... My hi-technicaaaal battle moves failed me!"
 * "That's IT! I'm going to run a simulation on my computer to figure out what went wrong!"

Post-game

 * "When I see something super-rare, I must own it!"
 * "But trying to hold a digital butterfly against her will landed me in the hospital. So I'm, umm... I think I'm done with that stuff."
 * "This time, I harnessed my inner nerr to create something beyond hi-technicaaal!"
 * "Dying to see it, a-aren't you? BEHOLD!"
 * "My masterpiece! A 1:1-scale replica of Tippi with real fluttering action! I like to call her... Tiptron!  "
 * "D-Did you hear that? She can perfectly replicate Tippi's voice!"
 * "Tiptron can even flutter! She's pretty much the pinacle of hi-technicality!"
 * "Tiptron earned me the coveted Elite Nerr status on the Digibutter.nerr forums."
 * "Oh! Would you by any chance be interested in buying her?"
 * "I'm saving for 'Starship X-Naut' Issue One, so I'll sell for just 999 coins."
 * "This is a schweeet deal on a super-rare collectible! What do you say?"
 * "NERRRRRR! I knew you couldn't resist something this hi-technicaaaal!"
 * "You are now the owner of the only Tiptron in the entire univerrrrrrse!"

Gabbro

 * "EEEEEEK! F-F-Found us!"
 * "Gabbro thought this was good hiding spot, since key was lost, brah!"
 * "Wh-Wh-What we do, brah?!"
 * "E-Evil brahs! You take Gabbro. Gabbro give up... But her... Do not hurt Pixl!"
 * "No. Let Gabbro speak, brah... You kept Gabbro company... You helped Gabbro hide... Gabbro owe you big, brah... Big debt for Pixl!"
 * "Gabbro's time ending, but Gabbro really want you to live free..."
 * "What? Who are you brahs? Could you... You come to save Gabbro?"
 * "What?! Flint here, too?! Gabbro HUGE Cragley fan! Cragley do something, brah! Cragley save us all!"
 * "Thank you, great Pixl brah... Gabbro not forget you!"
 *  "WAAAAAAAH!"  

Grambi

 * "Luvbi... Thou should not... have come. Flee...from here..."
 * ''"Thou hast done a fine job... Thou hast saved our realm...
 * "The Pure Heart doth struggle against the Luvbi identity... It seeketh its true form."
 * "It doth sense someone nearby worthy of possessing it. It must be these fair folk..."
 * "Thou art certain? If thou turnest back into the Pure Heart, the Nimbi known as Luvbi... will cease to exist."
 * "Sayest thou what thou wilt to me, but talketh not to thy mother in that way!"
 * "Perhaps thy sass shall end once thou changeth forms! What dost thou wait for?"
 * "Thou art an ungrateful brat! Dost thou not recall when I lingered by thy ill bedside?"
 * "What madness doth spew from thy lips?! Who GAVETH thee that allowance?!"
 * "And thou didst lie to get the money, too! Thou didst pretend to buy schoolbooks!"
 * "Now, ye prophesied ones... Destined heroes... Takest our dear daughter... Takest the Pure Heart."
 * "And sweareth to me... Thou must prevail!"
 * ''"Let no one else in the universe feel this sadness!
 * "Very well. Then I am satisfied..."
 * ''"Now, Luvbi, Thou must go...
 * "Saveth the worlds, heroes. Maketh a new day for the future children. Such is my only wish."
 * "Thou hast done such an amazing job... Such truly amazing work..."
 * "Thou hast saved all worlds! Now all doth smile again... And Luvbi hath returned!"
 * "Thou hast fulfilled thy promise... I knew thou wouldst. I owe thee so much."
 * "Thou and thy friends are heroes indeed! Thank thee..."

Green

 * "Heya, Mr. Red Shirt. You want me to flip the bridge down for you? Can't do that. Nope. You need special permission from high up. It's the law. No way am I doing hard time."
 * "You need the OK from Old Man Watchitt. Good luck with that. That Yold-timer is more crab than man."
 * "I got a call from Old Man Watchitt. So you're that hero guy, huh? Right on! I'll put the bridge across for you straight away!"
 * "Mind if I ask you a question? Red or green. What's better?"
 * (Green!)
 * "Hey... You're wearing red! I'm onto your lie, buddy!"
 * (Red!)
 * "RED?! Get out of here with your ugly red cap! I said GET OUT!"
 * (Both!)
 * "Wh-What?! Both of 'em?! Grow a spine! And when you do, you can use it to get out of my house!"
 * "My house. Why are you in it? Why don't you help yourself right out the front door, eh?"
 * "You're a hero...whoooopeeee. It doesn't mean I've got to look at your gaudy clothes."

Hornfels

 * "Whoa! Where in Crag you guys come from?"
 * "...Serious. Who are you, brah?"
 * "Whuh? You know where director is?!"
 * "Oh, that where he is... Thanks. Hornfels head back now."
 * "But first... You see other crew Cragnons? With little sprout on top of head? Floro Sapien using sprouts to mind-control Cragnons..."
 * "They see you, they attack! Don't let guard down, brah! Crag you later!"
 * "Whuh? What? Key?"
 * "No, brah... HAD key, but not HAVE key..."
 * "Nah, brah! See... Cragley says, 'You lose this, so Cragley hold on to it.' Cragley got key, brah..."
 *  "Yah, totally. Right in pocket." 
 *  "Yah, serious. Big surprise." 
 * "Boss... Nothing happen yet, brah..."
 * "This play well with green Cragnon crowd..."

Jasperoid

 * "Oh! Cragga wagga woo! ♪"
 * "Brah! Big Rock Who Watches! Cragnons just little rocks! Cragnons need help! You hook Cragnons up, brah! Or Cragnons go CRONCH and the no more Cragnons!"
 * "Criggly craggly CROOOOOO! ♪"
 *  "OH, CRAG!"  
 * "Whoa... Skarn! You see person drop out of sky, brah?"
 * "But...huh. Thought that Big Rock Who Watches would send someone...cooler."
 * "Point well cragged, brah."
 * "This is land of Cragnons. Me Cragnon, him Cragnon, this land of Cragnons."
 *  "Bummer, brah!" 
 * "You rock, serious!"
 * "Face look real sad, brah. You not enjoy life? Heh... Here secret of life: find stuff that 'interest' you. Then you get your crag on."
 * "Stuff of 'interest' all over! Jasperoid tell you about one to start you up, brah."
 * "You see three blocks in a row? You bonk them like this: left, right, middle. Something of 'interest' really happen then, brah. Jasperoid crag you not."
 * "Still looking bummed, brah. That not face of person getting their crag on."
 * "Jasperoid know what you need. It put smile on your face, crag you not."
 * "You hear it?"
 * "Heh... Jasperoid not tell you for free... But hey, be chill, brah... Jasperoid not want money. Jasperoid just want you to... say 'please' real quick. Then Jasperoid tell you."
 * "Mmm... Jasperoid not sure that one time is enough, brah. How about one more time? Say 'please' one more time..."
 * "Mmmm... Jasperoid not feeling it, brah. Maybe you not giving it 'oomph.'"
 * "You say it three times! And put some crag into it, brah! Now! 'Please' three times!"
 *  "Two more times!" 
 *  "One more time!" 
 * "Yah... Niiiiiice, brah... Jasperoid can tell you really want to hear big secret. Jasperoid feeling it, brah!"
 * "So here information nug for you. It kind of long, though... You maybe write it down so you not forget, brah. ...You got tool for writing within crag's reach? You make sure to get this all down, brah."
 * "Next time you find three blocks lined up, you bonk like this..."
 * "Middle... Right... Left... Left... Right... Middle... Right... Left... Right... Right... Middle right right left middle middle left left left right left left left middle middle!"
 * "That it! You write it down? You do it right, something 'interesting' happen, brah..."
 * "This been good time, brah. Have a nice crag."

King Croacus IV

 * "Ooooooo-weeee-ooooooo! Where, oh, where are my pretties?!"
 * "Pretties... Beautiful things... Ooo-wee! Bring them to me... More! More! More!"
 * "...Ooo? What is THIS hideous, clashing thing?"
 * "So you must be the intruders I've heard SO much about... Well, I will NOT forgive the great trashening of my beautiful kingdom!"
 *  "NOO-WEE-OO!"  
 * "...Thus you are warned!"
 * "NEVER! Their sturdy bodies make them SUCH fine workers. Exquisite! I need them to dig up more gems so i can build a bejeweled palace."
 * "Trash is garbage, no matter how you dress it. This world is made for BEAUUUUUTY! And if you need some proof... then have a look at this!"
 * "I can hear it in your voice... You want it SO badly, you can barely think, mmmmm? Seems we all seek beauty... So how DARE you get on your high horse!"
 * "Your blabber hurts my ears! And your smell is wilting me! I can stand you no longer. I rarely stoop to such things, but I'll destroy you myself. Consider it an honor!"
 * "Beauuuuuu...tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiful... Even as I wilt... I am... I am... BEEEEEAUUUUUTIIIIIIIFUUUL!"

Chapter 6

 *  "OH, SPLENDID!"  
 * "Oh ho! What a performance! And what exotic garb you drape yourself in, challenger!"
 * "What a rousing spectacle of martial artistry!"
 * "Your unusual fighting style brings me amusement to no end!"
 * "As reward for your victory, I shall allow a glimpse of my treasure... Behold!"
 * "Indeed, it is the pride of the kingdom! If you desire it, prove your worth by defeating my loyal vassals in a tournament!"
 * "But the legend goes on. And so I shall continue a very dramatic reading... Ahem."
 * "'Only one thing can stop The Void: The great hero must be given the Pure Heart.'"
 *  "Vassals, to me!"  
 * "These are my vassals. Should you beta them all, you will prove you are the true hero. Yes, I shall reward you with a Pure Heart if you best my other 99 Sammer Guys!"
 * "I'm sure I'll be on the edge of my throne throughout this thrilling tournament! I will await your arrival at the palace. The tournament has begun... Let skill decide!"

Post-game

 *  "OH, BRAVO!"  
 * "Our jaws are agape at the spectacle of your warrior prowess, challenger!"
 * "I never imagined you'd be the victor. Didn't all that savage combat get boring?"
 * "But I digress... I am true to my word and shall grant you my greatest treasures!"
 * "Ahem! Well, you see, I planned on bestowing our Pure Heart to you, but it's...gone. Instead, I present you with these other royal treasures. My charity knows no bounds!"
 * "Well, that's the end of that. Your battle is over. We were all MOST entertained."
 * "Should you find yourself in our kingdom again someday, do drop in for a melee!"
 * "Farewell, champion!"

Prologue

 * "...Wow, sure is peaceful today, eh, Bro?"
 * "Makes a guy feel lucky, having a peaceful day..."
 * "Yup, reeeeeal peaceful. It's so peaceful, it's almost a little bit boring. It makes you just want a... KERBLOOEY! Y'know? Some kind of shocking event..."
 * "...Ooh, at Princess Peach's place, maybe? That'd be cool, huh, Bro? Maybe we should go visit Mushroom Castle! It has been a while. I'm sure the princess would be happy to see us."
 * "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"
 * "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! Why that's ridiculous! Who in the world would do such a thing?!"
 * "Wait a second... Yeah... I think I've got it! Bro, this must be the work of that guy! That bad guy!"
 * "I won't stand for this... we'll have to sneak into his castle and rescue Princess Peach!"
 * "Let's go, Bro!"
 * "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"
 * "Destroy all WORLDS?!"
 * "Eh? What am I doing here? Huh? Is that...Princess Peach over there??? And that guy is...HEY!"
 * "HALT!"
 * "Oh, no! I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!"
 * "Here's where Luigi rescues Princess Peach!"

Chapter 2

 * "Ohh... My head... ...Hey! Where am I?"
 * "Oh yea, now I remember! I was saving Princess Peach, but I messed it up, and..."
 * "Yeah... Hey there, uh, bad guys. You doing all right?"
 * "So yeah...kinda awkward... Say have you guys seen the princess and Bowser?"
 * "No... I... I couldn't possibly! I've gotta save the princess!"
 * "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me?"
 * "Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"
 * "Then follow ME, brave...er... Goombas! Here we gooooo!"
 * "You... You dirty TRAITOR!"
 * "Ack! WhWhoa! Hey! No! Mario, where are you? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Chapter 6

 * "Unnnnnggggghhh..."
 * "Oh, boy! How'd I end up in this stinky place?"
 * "Count Bleck's underlings grabbed me, I remember that... Then... And then..."
 * "Owahhhh... Oh, FORGET it! I just wish somebody would come help me!"
 * "Buh... BRO?! OH YEAH! I missed you, Bro!"
 * "What? The Underwhere? The land of ended games?"
 * "Bro, what are you SAYING?! What does it all MEAN?!"
 * "Uh hunh... OK, I gotcha. So my game is over... Great."
 * "I guess one of Count Bleck's baddies must've done me in, just like you guys, huh?"
 * "Well, everybody runs out of extra lives sometime, right? So what should we do now?"
 * "...Luvbi? You're looking for someone named Luvbi? Hey, sounds good to me! I'm loaded with free time! After all, my game's over!"
 * "I was feeling pretty low, Bro, but now that you're here, I wanna jump for joy!"
 * "This looks like a job for Luigi!"
 * "You know my bro always bounces back! Like me! I bounce, too!"
 * "So, hey, I'm Luigi! I'm my bro's bro! Nice to meet you!"

Chapter 8

 * "Leave it to us!"
 * "The door... It won't budge!"
 * "Oh boy, she's right about that! Bowser has survived worse!"
 * "Another tremor... I've lost count of them all!"
 * "P-Princess Peach! You're not really going to..."
 * "It... It won't open!"
 * "First Bowser, and now the princess... W-W-What do we do, Bro?!"
 * "B-But... We can't leave the princess!"
 * "well, yeah... I guess that is a Princess Peach thing to say. I'm worried about Peach, but she'd probably be mad at us for wasting time..."
 * "Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!"
 * "What are you talking about?! You want to betray him?!"
 * "Shag?! This mustache is all Luigi!" (U.S. version)
 * "Pushover?! I'll show you who's a pushover!" (PAL version)
 * "Leave this one to me, Bro! You run ahead! You've got worlds to save. You don't have time to fight this baddie! Don't let Bowser and Peach's sacrifices be for nothing! Or...mine, either!"
 * "Besides, he insulted my 'stache, Bro! You know I'm sensitive about that!" (U.S. version)
 * "Besides, he called me a pushover, Bro! You know I'm sensitive about that!" (PAL version)
 * "Lemme at him! Run for it, Bro!"
 * "Had enough, Dimentio?! I didn't need my superstar bro to take you on!"
 * "W-What're you doing...?! N-N-N-Noooooooooooooo! Uwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Wawahwahwahwahwahwah!"
 * "Yeah, you tell him, Princess! W-We aren't going to let you get away with this. We aren't giving up! You'll never win!"
 * "I don't even know what happened, Bro, but the princess found me out cold."
 * "But we're all here now, so let's do this!"
 * "Huh?! Uh-oh. AAAAAACK! Why am I flapping my arms! Oh, this... This isn't good!"
 *  "I AM MR. L!"  
 * "Master Dimentio... What is your bidding?"
 *  "GREEEEEEN!"  
 * "Hey, I remember this place! "
 * "Wait... Can you hear that?"

Chapter 6

 * "Ohhh me... I wonder if I shall meet my most special someone this day? Surely he is a prince of countenance fair, pining even now to meet me..."
 * "Quickly, my loving prince! Fly to me!"
 * "Pray, what call hast thou to stare at me so?!"
 * "Didst thou hear me pine for an old, mustachioed fatty?! Begone!"
 * "Oh, hurry... Hasten to meee... Sweeet priiince..."
 * "Foulness! An aging man of mustache grim returneth!"
 * "Talk not to me as though we have met! Speak now! What dost thou want of me?!"
 * "Thou came hither to find me? Pah! As if I would consort with a face so behaired! I await a handsome prince! Understand? PRINCES ONLY!"
 * "Oh, but hold a moment... Ha HA! Dost thou claim to be the prince for whom I pine? Priceless... Yea, verily... Very well then, good prince. Let us confirm thy lineage."
 * "If thou art my prince, then surely thou knowest my name. Speak it to mine ears! If the name is true, then I shall admit thou art mine one and only."
 * "Ha HA! In thy FACE! My name is not Luv... WHAAAAAT?! H-H-How hast thou come by the knowledge of my name? No... Doth this mean..."
 * "Nay! Nay! Such foulness! The very thought cannot be abided!"
 * "I cannot date a man so old and unpleasant to the eye! I shall return to Mother!"
 *  "GAAAAAAAG!"  
 * "HA! At last thou appearest, foul, hairy creatures!"
 * "Thou art no princes! Thou art LIARS! Thou approachest me at my mother's behest!"
 * "So, ummm, yea, I am sorry... that thou art so hairy."

Chapter 7

 * "My things are packed and checked thrice! I am ready to return to The Overthere!"
 * "...Oh, me! Thou returnest? Did thy game truly end this time?"
 * "Hee hee... But avert thine eyes whilst we climb, lets thou succumbeth to my cuteness!"
 * "Oh me, a sharpened tongue. Thou art jealous? Dost thou pine for yonder hairy twins? For whom dost thou pine the most? The red one? Or perhaps the green?"
 * "Thy cheek grows, and thy manner flustered... A crush, hot as a thousand suns, burns deep within thy heart! Yea, verily. Alas for thee, methinks. Anyway, movest on!"
 * "At long last, we find it... Herein lies the way out of The Underwhere. This is Underwhere Road ."
 * "Ugh... My heart weepeth to return to The Overthere without meeting my one true love."
 * "Pray, speakest to me, Tippi... Believest thou in the idea of a soul mate?"
 * "Hmm... I shall mark that as one vote for 'undecided.' Or perhaps I should say 'unrequited,' in thy case... Ha HA!"
 * "sweet Tippi! How simple it is to tweak thy chain!"
 * "Now I must forge onward. Catchest me if thou canst!"
 * "Ah me, blue skies again! If we continue upward, we'll soon be in The Overthere. Let's get going!"
 * "Pray, I would understand this! Is yon Peach the lady friend of Mario?"
 * "Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, perhaps?"
 * "Ah me, enough idle blather! I shall fly ahead, so keepest up if thou canst! If thou climbest too slowly, the sun will set, so shaketh a leg!"
 * "Ah me... Prithee, tell me... Princess Peach, I presume? She hath eaten the golden fruit. She lacketh common sense, I fear."
 * "The Overthere teemeth with magical trees whose fruit maketh many an odd effect. The fruit of golden hue maketh people so satisfied, they falleth into deep sleep. And I mean DEEP sleep... The kind thou dost not wake up from for a hundred years..."
 * "Pray, wherefore would I know of such... Ah, but hold on a moment... I do remember my father's words of long ago. Yea, he said one tree in The Overthere bore a taboo fruit that could waketh anyone..."
 * "Pray... Wherefore should I know, huh?"
 * "So, yon Princess Peach... All seem to holdeth her in regard most high..."
 * "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph! Do what thou wnatest! I am NOT helping! I am SULKING!"
 * "I shall head onward, so dawdleth not! Heareth me, Princess of silly peaches?"
 * "Soon, we shall meet with my father, Grambi. Be thou on thy best behavior."
 * "Thou art correct. Grambi is my father and Jaydes is my mother."
 * "Pray, listen... I fell ill once, and my father never left my bedside... They hath an overprotective side, and I grow annoyed of it at times. But perhaps it is mine own fault for being so cute. They cannot help it!"
 * "Yon beasts seek the Pure Heart! Foulness! Only Father knoweth the Pure Heart's resting place... Father is in danger!"
 * "The thou-knowest-what?"
 * "Whibbi! Speakest of my father! How doth he fare?"
 * "Rebbi! Grambi is in trouble! Hast thou the red orb?"
 * "Finally thou snappest out of it, eh, Dumbi? We hasten to yonder shrine to help Grambi, so givest thy blue orb"
 * "We must rebuild yon bridge to reach Grambi! Thou must givest us the yellow orb! If thou dost not, we shall tell all how long thou spent hiding in thither!"
 * "Shuttest thy trap, foul one! Speakest! Doth my father fare well?! If thou hats hurt a whisker on his face, I shall END all that is you!"
 * "Ha ha... Th-That is just silly... My mother and father..."
 * "Th-That's... No... Thou liest! Father! Sayest something!"
 * "Father... The words of that thing...were lies, yea? Thou and Mother art my parents?"
 * "...So it is...true..."
 * "So, uh... Ha ha... Thou sayest I am meant to be with him... He verily is...my prince? This doth STINK! He is completely wrong for me! I speak seriously to you... This hath no humor to it!"
 * "Fine. I shall return to my Pure heart form...and I shall go with Mario and his friends..."
 * "Nay, perhaps i already have... I remember being the Pure Heart now, in truth. And the world would end if I did not do it, is this not so? So I should just..."
 * "Wait... Why do i explain myself to thee?! Thou art not my real father, so QUIET!"
 * "To think of all the times thou hast scolded me! thou didst KNOW I was not long for this world! Why didst thou not let me have fun?! Nay! Instead I suffered an angry fake father and a nagging fake mother! I had no life! How dost thou plan to make that up to me?!"
 * "Oh, giveth me a break! I must do it whether thou wish it or not! It shall be a RELIEF!"
 * "I scoff at thy lingering! Why dost thou not giveth me back the present I bought with my saved allowance!"
 * "How dost thou DARE to lecture on lying! And why dost thou think I lied?!"
 * "I thought that Mother and thee... I thought... Thou wouldst...be happy... The pair of thee... Thou art not real parents... I... I.. I hate thee..."
 * "Oh, Mother... Thou needst not to apologize... My dear mother... Thank thee..."
 * "The Pure Heart doth wish to assume its original form..."
 * "Tippi... Takest good care of the real me. And...savest the world, yea? Such is my final wish, so if thou dost not do it, thou art most unkind!"
 * "Father... Mother... Fare thee well... I am sorry for lying earlier. Because in truth... I... I love thee...both........."

Marbald

 * "Servants...of Big Rock Who Watches... You big boulders, we just gravel bits..."
 * "O great servants of Big Rock Who Watches... Cragnons having trouble down here... Serious. Bad. Big, big danger..."
 * "One day...freak plant-people came... Nerd Cragnon named them Floro Sapiens . They kidnap many Cragnons... We were peaceful brahs... They give peace no chance..."
 * "Rescue team of Cragnons... now need to BE rescued... We at end of our crag... How do we save Cragnons? No idea come to Marbald... and we keep losing Cragnons..."
 * "This bad, brahs... Cragnons must work this out, or Cragnons go ex... EXTINCT, BRAH!"  
 * "You prune Floro Spaiens... You save kidnapped buds... You hook Cragnons up..."
 * "Yah? You not cragging my chain? Cragnons owe you big-time, brahs..."
 * "P-P-P-Please! You help! You hook up Cragnons! Hooooooup, PLEEEEESE!"

Chapter 2

 *  "Ah! Hooray! Whoopee! ♡ Thanks for coming to look for me!" 
 *  "Beautiful, mysterious Merlee! Mistress of the house, it's me! So glad it's you I see!" 
 *  "So long I've waited for you. Your arrival is well past due." 
 *  "But we can't meet like this, oh no, for something's amiss." 
 *  "An evil one is after me, and safe and sound I cannot be." 
 *  "In the basement do I dwell, maze-like rooms are my cell, you will find me, I can tell..." 
 *  "And...if you do, take care... For...your eyes...may err... Trust nothing...foul...or fair..." 
 *  "No... I cannot...last... My power...is...fading...fast... The distance...is...too...vast..." 
 *  "Are...you...ready to find me? Beware...if you do, I plea..." 
 *   "No, it can't be so!"   
 *  "Wh-What, have you forgot? I have warned you, did I not? That is not the real me! I am elsewhere, you see..." 
 *  "Good choice, for my sake... This Merlee's a total fake... Listen not! She is a snake!" 
 *  "Please, my friends, beware. A barrier protects her there. In fact, it's everywhere. I think attacks may well be useless against such as she." 
 *  "I must suggest you flee. Come and find the real me. I am hiding, look and see! If you can, my magic may weaken her and win the day! Hurry, hurry, don't delay!" 
 * "Hee hee hee hee hee! ♡ Found me! The real Merlee!"
 * "I shine on like the brightest star calling to you from miles afar."
 * "I'm afraid that Mimi freak was too robust, and I too weak... The Pure Heart I quickly took and hid where she would never look..."
 * "But now you're here. Hooray! This bad tide will turn today! Soon that awful Mimi pays..."
 * "You and I can now join up to teach that tiny, bratty pup a lesson. Now let's power up!"
 * "Stop pretending to be me! Everyone knows you are Mimi! Come on, friends! Attack! We can drive her back!"
 * "It's me! The real Merlee!"
 * "Look at us very closely. One of us has real beauty... and one is as fake as can be."
 * "Grrr! What a fib-maker! You're such a fake faker!"
 * This is going nowhere, see... Let's let them pick a Merlee and settle it; do you agree?""
 * "Oh, how much do you amuse! You're a fake! You will lose!"
 *  "IT'S ON, CON!"  
 * (Right)
 * "Well, of course, obviously! Nobody could copy me!"
 * (Wrong)
 * "Oh, my, that's not swell... Really? You couldn't tell?"
 * "Maybe I was just a fool for thinking you were ultra cool and sent here as fate's tool."
 * "I will cheer from over here!"
 * "Rah! Rah! Whoosh-bing-bah! Hit 'er in the knee! ...If she has one. Does she?"
 * "You can now hit her, dear! For this is no normal cheer! This cheer is magic, woo! Her magic barrier is through!"
 * "Hee hee on you, dearie! Now you shall see the way a good cheer wins the day!"
 * "Yes! Yes! Our team's best! GOOO...TEAM!"  
 *  "Cha! Cha! Cha!" 
 *  "Rah! Rah! Rah!" 
 *  "OFFENSE!" 
 *  "Maul, parasol!" 
 * "Fine job on that Mimi, yes! The Pure Heart's safe, evil's repressed."
 * "You know, the tenants here, guarded it for 1,500 years, waiting for you to draw near! Finally, that duty's done, and I'm ecstatic, for one."
 * "But wait, ere we finish up, I must tell you something, yup."
 * "So the Light Prognosticus was read by you, yes? It was written there that I and my ancestors waited by the Pure Heart, staying spry... But something wasn't written there, and of it you must be aware."
 * "There is another prophecy: a heart of chaos can only be beaten by four of mystery... Four heroes unite, their hope burns forth light to shatter the walls of blight."
 * "That is how despair, it dies, such is what we prophesize here in the home of the wise."
 * "And I am sure the pair of you, Mario, and Peach you too, are the first of heroes true. So, then, it falls to you, to find the other heroes two. I would guess, if I had to, the others might be known to you."
 * "Now, finally, let me be! I hereby do my sworn duty! There! from me it parts! Here, heroes! A Pure Heart!"

Piccolo side-quest

 * "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Oh, you have fine timing! My blood pressure's climbing!"
 * "See, I was hoping maybe for you to do me a big favor. Can you, I implore?"
 * "Thank you, thank you true! I knew I could count on you!"
 * "During my confusing move, I lost my crystal ball so smooth. I use a replacement now, but it feels wrong somehow."
 * "I believe Merluvlee uses the same type of ball as me... Would you go to her and ask for one of her crystal balls real fast?"
 * "You know where Merluvlee is, right? Where the outskirts of Flipside are in sight?"
 * "Thank you! Thank you true!"
 * "Did you get a new ball for me? Do I thank you, golly, gee?"
 * "That's it! That's the one! Ahhhhhh...♡ Oh, well done! Thank you! Thanks a ton!"
 * "Well, then, let's see, now... I must thank you somehow... I guess that there's only one thing I can do for you, hon..."
 * "One charm for you! Woo hoo! If you want a charm on someone, cross the counter and talk to me, hon."
 * "Hm? What's this I see on you? You look angry? Or blue?"
 * "A charm from me is just not enough? Kids these days! Ungrateful stuff!"
 * "Fine! I would be remiss if I did not give you this!"
 * "Once there was an explorer. A charm I cast with a purr... He gave me this, yes sir!"
 * "I do not know what it unlocks. I bet it's handy, by my socks. You can have it. It rocks!"
 * "Well now, 'bye, and how!♡"

Prologue

 * "Oh ho! Well, well, well... Back so soon, Tippi?"
 * "And who might this be? Red shirt. Blue overalls... And magnificent 'stache! Tippi, you have truly outdone yourself..."
 * "I welcome you, Mario! This is the town of Flipside . You have come far from the Mushroom Kingdom of your dimension..."
 * "Of course, our fair Flipside is in no dimension at all! No! it is BETWEEN dimensions!"
 * "My name? Merlon! I am a descendant of the Ancients who created this town."
 * "I busy myself studying musty, ancient texts to forestall the end of all worlds!"
 * "Ahh... You want to know about the end of all worlds? What's happening you ask? So Tippi has not yet told you, I gather... well then, Mario... The answer hangs above you."
 * "Do you see the gathering darkness in the sky? It is a hole in the very dimensional fabric of space! Such a strange phenomenon..."
 * "Is it near or far? None know. It may appear small now, but it will only grow. And in the end, it will swallow all existence... All worlds, all dimensions..."
 * "This void was created by our enemy, Count Bleck, who wields the Dark Prognosticus."
 * "Yes... The passage Tippi just quoted is from the Light Prognosticus of my ancestors. The book also says this: 'The Void will swallow all... Naught can stop it...unless the one protected by the dark power is destroyed. The hero with the power of the eight Pure Hearts  will rise to this task.' ...So it is written."
 * "This is one of the eight Pure Hearts. you are surely the hero spoken of in the pages of the Light Prognosticus. You are the only one who can defeat Count Bleck and save all worlds!"
 * "Mario! Take this and save all worlds from destruction!"
 * (Nah.)
 * "What?! How can you refuse? If you do not accept this, all worlds will end! You must!"
 * "After all I have told you, you still refuse?!"
 * "You are our very last soap... Wait, what did I say? Hope! Very last HOPE!"
 * "This is the final time I will ask you. Please... Save the world!"
 * "I see... Then all worlds are as good as doomed... Ohhhhh... "
 * (I will!)
 * "Excellent! You truly are the hero of the book of legend! My eyes never deceive! So... Ahem! Mario, our brave hero! Take...THIS!"
 * "Now, great hero Mario... Your first task awaits. You must take this Pure Heart... You must place it in the Heart Pillar  in this town. Tippi will lead you there. return to me when you are finished with this task!"
 * "Look! A door has appeared! This 'dimensional door' was made to lead the hero to another Pure Heart. Yes, somewhere beyond this door lies one of the seven other Pure Hearts..."
 * "...Tippi. You must use your power to help Mario find this Pure Heart and return here."
 * "And Mario... I have something to give you that will aid you on your journey."
 * "With this, you will be able to return to Flipside from anywhere in the universe! Use it whenever you feel you must return in a hurry."
 * "...The Light Prognosticus foretells that the hero will meet a 'dimensional governer.' And from him, the hero will learn the dimensional technique ... I am almost certain this refers to my friend, the Flip Wizard, Bestovius ."

Chapter 1

 * "You return so soon? I can see from your faces that it went well indeed... Let's go back to my house so you can tell me the details.. Please, step right in."
 * "So how was it, dear friends? Did you find a Pure Heart?"
 * "Oh ho, such pure brilliance... This is a true piece of the one true Purity Heart!"
 * "Wh-What?! Lady Merlumina?! You were well met. She is an ancestor of mine. She was a great leader and was revered as the wisest of ancient sages. Merlumina and those who followed her built this town. They are why we are here."
 * "What is it?! get a hold of yourself, lad..."
 * "What? A girl fell out of the sky? What in the worlds?"
 * "Hmmm... She does not look at all familiar to me... Who could this be?"
 * "Princess Peach?! So this is the princess that Count Bleck kidnapped? Well, the poor girl seems to have had a rough time, of that we can be sure. And she is shivering uncontrollably... What could the problem be?"
 * "Mario. You must go to the chef named Saffron  on the first floor of Flipside. I am sure she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl..." (U.S. version)
 * "Mario. You must go to the chef named Saffron  on the ground floor of Flipside. I am sure she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl..." (PAL version)
 * "Once she revives, we will be able to ask Princess Peach exactly what happened."
 * "Of course! Spicy Soup! That'll do the trick, methinks! Give Princess Peach a sip!"
 * "Well, my dear... That is most assuredly a tale of woe and troubles."
 * "'And one Pure Heart shall lead the way to the next...' So it is written."
 * "And...my intuition tells me the next door may lead you to the mysterious Merlee . Like Bestovious and I, Merlee is one of the Ancients... We are like long-lost cousins."
 * "Yes... I have heard that Merlee has long guarded and ancient and secret treasure. If my instincts are correct, it may be the next Pure Heart we seek."
 * "I must tell you, the Light Prognosticus also speaks of her magical powers..."
 * "Oh ho, are you going as well? You should not tax yourself. You've only just recovered... and...it may be dangerous."
 * "Hmmmmm... This princess is headstrong, to be sue. How very refreshing."
 * "I insist you take this. There are secrets in this town that even I do not know... This may be one of the keys to uncovering them. Quite literally, in fact."
 * "Please, use this key wherever it fits in town. My intuition tells me you should be able to use it very near my house..."
 * "I will continue to read the Light Prognosticus and look for any clues that may help. I am sure that musty old tome still has much to teach us. Yes, much indeed."
 * "Now, Mario, Princess Peach... Do all you can to stop the count's evil plans!"

Chapter 2

 * "Oh ho, welcome back, friends!"
 * "How was your journey this time? Did you find Merlee and obtain the Pure Heart?"
 * "Oh ho, is that so? There is more than one hero? well if Mario and Peach are two such heroes, then you still need two more..."
 * "The Void has grown... Hmmm... I fear that our time grows short, dear friends..."
 * "Allow me to tell of something that mystical book has already divulged to me. One person will determine whether the Light or Dark Prognosticus predicts truly... Both books refer to him as the 'man in green,' but I know not what this means... I must return to my study to solve this conundrum."

Chapter 3

 * "Intriguing... So then... When you saved Tippi, the next Pure Heart just appeared? Mmm... How very interesting..."
 * "I think that castle was once a dwelling of the Ancients I told you of earlier. It seems my ancestors have roamed far and wide in their dimensional travels."
 * "'In the castle beyond the great sea, we hid a Pure Heart and sealed it safely...' Yes, I remember reading such a passage in the Light Prognosticus. The seal could only have been broken by a powerful pulse of love and trust..."
 * "And now there are three heroes! Ho ho! I don't know who the last one is, but waste no time in searching, my friends!"
 * "Oh ho! Well met, Mr. Bowser! May your strength protect this grou--"
 * "Oh ho... It seems The Void has expanded once more... Time is short!"
 * "There are matters I must attend to as well... I must search for any item of significance in the Light Prognosticus..."

Chapter 4

 * "Oh ho! That was certainly quick work... You've already found the next Pure Heart?"
 * "Space?! Oh ho, I imagine THAT was an unwelcome surprise!"
 * "Hmmm... Well, if you had a space helmet, you would be all right, I imagine..."
 * "Of course, I don't have one! But I imagine that even something LIKE a space helmet would suffice... And I just so happen to... Oh blast it!"
 * "Oh double blast it all! A cleaned out my shelves the other day... Yes, I HAD the perfect thing, but I was making space, and I gave it to someone in town!"
 * "Oh, just some random boy... It seemed more convenient than recycling it..."
 * "You must find that boy and get explain the situation! Get it back from him!"
 * "How was it this time, then? Did you find another Pure Heart in outer space?"
 * "Tippi! What has happened? All of you, come to my house at once! Hurry, now!"
 * "Very well, let's all take a breath and gather ourselves here... I'm concerned... Tippi may be unable to maintain her Pixl form for much longer."
 * "Well, you see, Tippi was not always a Pixl... I found he rin her true form, exhausted, cursed to wander through dimensions forever. She was hanging by a thread, barely alive...so I took a desperate measure... Using my ancestor's magic, I transformed her soul into a Pixl...and thus Tippi was born."
 * "She had lost her memory, so I have no idea who she is or where she came from... But I can't help thinking she did not come here by chance. Fate connects us... And my intuition in this area is rarely mistaken."
 * "The Void has grown larger. And these tremors have become common, I'm afraid. Our situation grows more dire by the moment."
 * "Will the events written in the Light Prgnosticus really forestall the foretold doom?"
 * "Are you sure you feel well enough, my dear?"
 * "Then I will not hold you back. These good people surely need your knowledge..."
 * "Heroes. Please take good care of Tippi."

Chapter 5

 * "Have you seen the sky lately? The Void continues to grow larger."
 * "I imagine that some worlds have already started to decay."
 * "I wonder how long our dear Flipside will be spared?"
 * "The Light Prognosticus was only written to counteract the dark one... as such, it's not truly prophetic, so it's hard to say how long we really have... And yet...I feel confident in syaing that we do not have much time at all."
 * "I received a message from Nolrem recently... It seems there is a Heart Pillar located on the outskirts of Flopside."

Chapter 6

 * "Oh ho! The heroes return! Tell me, do you have the seventh Pure Heart?"
 * "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I do not feel the typical energy from this Pure Heart."
 * "Even if you set this in a Heart Pillar, it would do nothing. What to do..."
 * "To stop this prophecy, we must defeat Count Bleck, who started all of this... But to do that, we will need all eight Pure Hearts, as the Light Prognosticus says."
 * "We are between a rock and a hard place..."
 * "M-M-M-M-MARIO?! But I saw Dimentio end your game..."
 * "Then Tippi said you were here, so I thought I'd come and take a look, but... Wow... You're truly alive..."
 * "We can introduce ourselves later! For now, let's head back to my house!"
 * "Funny you should say that... I just found this interesting bit in the Light Prognosticus."
 * "'The seventh lost Pure Heart will draw together two men... And when the light returns, its brilliance will show the way to the last hero.'"
 * "Yes, as Tippi said, I think this fellow in green may be our final hero."

Chapter 7

 * "So... We have gathered all the Pure Hearts and all four of the heroes, it seems..."
 * "...What troubles you, Tippi?"
 * "Much of the dark prophecy has already come to pass... but stop it we must."
 * "It was by Count Bleck's hand that the Chaos Heart was summoned, bringing this peril. Without him, the prophecy's power will wither, and all worlds can avoid their ends."
 * "My dear... Was there something between you and this Count Bleck?"
 * "Once again, your first task is to set this Pure Heart in a Heart Pillar. Once you've done that, you must head to the black tower in Flopside."
 * "'Only those who have not abandoned hope can turn back the prophecy of doom. They walk forward into the future, no matter how dark and uncertain it may be.'"
 * "I know that you can do it. I, too, believe it in my heart."
 * "Tippi... I don't know what is in your mind, but... If this is too hard for you, please feel free to stay behind."
 * "Tippi... If your memory... returns..."
 * "Tippi, you've changed so much. You've grown so strong... So! Be sure to return safely to me!"
 * "Mario... Princess Peach... Bowser... Luigi... Be strong. And you too, Tippi..."

Chapter 8

 * "The worlds tremble... Has the end finally come?"
 * "Yes. It is proof that the Prophecy of Destruction has not come to be. And all worlds have been saved..."
 * "The prophecy has lost its power... Thusly the world that was lost returns to normality."
 * "You have done well, heroes. It is all thanks to you."
 * "But...where is Tippi?"
 * "I see... So she has gone..."
 * "Ah... This, too, must have been under the guidance of the Pure Hearts..."
 * "I shudder to think about it, but surely when the prophecy was nullified..."
 * "Farewells are bittersweet... but as long as you live, you can never escape them."
 * "To feel sadness is to live... but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page."
 * "And with that...I am hungry."
 * "I've asked Saffron to make some of her celebrated snacks for us."
 * "Let us heal our weariness by devouring a banquet of sumptuous sweets!"
 * "Ah, Princess Peach... I'm thinking of Tippi... I mean, Lady Timpani... I wonder if she truly is happy now..."
 * "Well, let's have at those snacks..."

Post-game

 * "I've been researching this town and other ancient civilizations..."
 * "I have a feeling that there are hidden hints on how to make this world better..."
 * "Tippi loved this world...and wherever she is, I know she wishes for its betterment."
 * "This world that you saved..."

Chapter 1

 * "Welcome, hero. My name is Merlumina."
 * "I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the Pure Heart. Yes, I have been waiting for 1,500 years."
 * "Your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse."
 * "Before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak. Listen well, hero."
 * "Long, long ago...my people built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture. Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were powerless to stop: The Dark Prognosticus. Nobody knows who authored the dark book. It foretold the events of the future. On the last page, it was written that a chaotic power would devour the world. We knew it had to be stopped."
 * ''"Our greatest minds devised a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened. we needed something with the pure essence of love to confront this chaos. Researchers set to work... and they created the Purity Heart.
 * "We divided the Purity Heart into eight pieces and hid them in different dimensions. We hid them for their own protection, waiting for the day the hero would arrive. Everything was going as planned. Or so it seemed... But the wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control."
 * "It began with a very small incident... At that time, I was young and quite beautiful... It started the day I met two very fetching young men. And, you see, my life set sail toward a maelstrom of love."
 * "You see, I asked one out, but... However... It was...well, you know... Basically...it... And then, I said... And he said... And then..."
 * "And THAT is why we hope the Purity Heart will have the power to defeat chaos."
 * "To save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Hearts that form the Purity Heart."
 * "And that is all I have to say on the matter. Were you listening carefully?"
 * "Excellent... I did tell the short version, so I wasn't sure if you would fully understand."
 * "It is up to you to find the Pure Hearts, for they are our last and only hope. Go forth, hero, and save the worlds... We are all depending on you!"

Piccolo side-quest

 * "Ahh, hero...so you have come to me? It is I...Merlumina."
 * "It is a pleasure to meet you again, hero..."
 * "What? What am I still doing here? I had slept here for 1,500 years, waiting to give you the Pure Heart... Having done that, I decided I might enjoy a quick nap. But...I couldn't sleep. Perhaps it was because I had just slept so long. But even after I sat in bed and read for a bit, I still wasn't sleepy. If this keeps up, I thought, I will be reduced to a mere phantom in this world... So I tried counting sheep... But even counting 100,000 sheep didn't work."
 * "Then I became frustrated with myself for not being able to sleep. So I thought, why not send out my frustration to someone telepathically... I figured the message would reach someone in the nearby town with Ancient blood. I used to do it all the time when I was single and wanted to meet people... Heehee..."
 * "I was a wild gal back then, throwing caution...and by heart...to the wind... One day, my mind message reached three different men. From that day on, my heart was a tossing ship on a tempest of love..."
 * "...So as I was saying, I just couldn't get to sleep at all!"
 * "...Hey. Are you sleeping?!"
 * "People are suffering from a severe lack of sleep here... Doesn't that tug at your heart?"
 * "People in this millennium have no sense of compassion!"
 * "...Ahem. Back to what I was saying. I was trying to vent some of my frustration with some telepathic pranks... But the person receiving the telepathy was hard of hearing, so it barely worked... That only made me more sad... But it helped me to realize something else... Maybe I couldn't sleep because I was sad..."
 * "And then I realized that since childhood, I always fell asleep to lullabies. My mom was always there when I slept as a child... She'd hold my hand and sing me sweet songs... Of course, once I moved out, I needed someone else to sing them to me... I was quite popular back then, I should tell you. I finally found four men who met my standards for lullaby singing... And from that day on, my life was awash in a whirling pool of love songs..."
 * "I had four men singing to me, and when I... There was... So I decided to... But all we could... When the... So... But then... And I said... ...However..."
 * "...And that's when dozens of people thronged to this place to say their last farewells. And their voices were the lullaby that put me to sleep for 1,500 years. But now nobody is here. I'm all alone. And I can't get to sleep. It's so lonely! It's just terrible! I can't stand it!"
 * "You're sleeping again! I can't believe you. Honestly... I'm wringing my heart out to you... And... You... You just... HMMMPH!"  
 * "Hmm? All this talking is making me a little drowsy... And since you've been here, I haven't felt so lonely... Maybe I can get back to sleep now! Was that your plan all along? Brilliant thinking!"
 * "Hmmmm... Yes... I'm feeling cozy now. I think I can get to sleep... Thank you...hero... Now I can get back to... Sleep..."
 * "What is it?! Why are you bothering me now that I'm finally getting back to sleep?!"
 * "Huh? An autograph? Why, certainly! Just give me that paper there."
 * "Now then... 'You're always in my heart... signed, the fantabulous Merlumina.' And.. done. Oh, and let's put a little kiss on the end here... Mwwwwah! ♡"
 * "There we go. How's that? So we're all settle,d then? Good to hear..."
 * "And thank you...hero... I will...return...to the sweet embrace...of dreams..."
 * "Please...take good care...of this world..."
 * "...Good...night..."

Merluvlee

 * "Hee hee! Heeheeheehee... Welcome to the Fortune-Teller's Fortress!"
 * "My name is Merluvlee... I use the twinkling of the stars to help people find the path to happiness... If you pay just a few coins, I will tell you the path you need to follow next..."
 * "One fortune would cost you precisely 5 coins... Would you hear it?"
 * "Ah? I sense that you lack enough coins! I thought my rates were cheap... Please come back in your prosperous future..."

Piccolo side-quest

 * "Hee hee! Heeheehee hee..."
 * "I have been waiting, heroes. You want to ask me about a crystal ball?"
 * "There is nothing to fear... I'm Merluvlee! It is my JOB to know the future!"
 * "Merlee sent you, did she not? Yes... I have readied the ball. Please, take it. Or...I'd like to say that, but there's something I must first ask of you."
 * "I know I do not look like it, but I am in training. I told someone about it and they said that they had some useful equipment. But I have been so busy that I haven't had a chance to pick it up yet."
 * "The kind fellow who offered me the equipment is the Flip Wizard, Bestovius. It would really help me out if you would agree to... Hack... Kofffff... Would you agree to go to his house and pick it up? If you do that, then I will give you this crystal ball."
 * "Thanks for your assistance!"
 * "Did you pick up my equipment for me?"
 * "This is it! This is it! Now I can train to my heart's content!"
 * "What? You wonder which body part I can work with this? Well, my brain, of course! I've already trained every other part of my body, so taht just leaves my head!"
 * "Please take this to Merlee. There will be no charge... But please tell her this: 'Now we're even.'"
 * "On that note, take care!"

Prologue

 * "Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi!"
 * "Wow, that's just super, Count! Yeah, first you'll erase all these naughty worlds... And then you're gonna build a perfect world without war and all that other icky stuff!" (as O'Chunks)
 * "Oh, O'Chunks, you big silly! Didja oversleep or something?"
 * "I guess it's kinda hard to be on time, though, when you've got muscles instead of brains!" (as Count Bleck)
 * "Aw, golly, thanks, Count! With you around, it's nothing but big smiles all the time!" (as Peach)
 * "Hanging out with the count! That's MY idea of a perfect world! ♡" (as Peach)
 * "Hey! Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? I mean... Umm... Never mind." (as Bowser)

Chapter 2

 * "Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to Merlee's Mansion!"
 * "I'm Lady Merlee's handmaid. My name's Mimi! But you can call me Mimikins if you want!"
 * "You're here to see Lady Merlee, aren't you? How super for you! Well, Lady Merlee is on the first floor, in the farthest room."
 * "Just head on up there whenever you're ready! Oh, golly, but listen..."
 * "DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT, OR ELSE!"
 * "Enjoy your visit, OK?"
 *  "NYAAAAH!"  
 * "You broke it! You broke my most favoritest vase!"
 *  "DOOFUSES!"  
 * "I loved that vase more than ANYTHING! And you BROKE it! NYAAAAAARGH!"
 * "Oh, you'll pay for that! Yes, you will... I'll have you know that vase cost 1,000,000 Rubees..."
 * "So hand over that money! Now! Or you're DONE FOR!"
 * "Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
 * "...So what are you saying? Are you telling me you don't have any Rubees at all?! Well, guess what? You're just gonna have to work it off, then!"
 * "Until you work off your debt, you naughty little things, I OWN YOU!"
 *  "ENJOY LABOR!"  
 * "So! Get to work, servants!"
 * "Oh, hi there! Big welcome! So happy to have you here at Rubee Savings and Loan!"
 * "First off, THANKS for taking out a special Rubee loan! Now what can I do for you?"
 * (Pay off some Rubees!)
 * "Super! Let me just take all those Rubees off your hands! There you go!"
 * (Check my balance!)
 * "You have an outstanding Rubee balance on this loan of 1000000. Remember to make your payments on time! And remember...BIG SMILE!"
 * (Dropping in for kicks!)
 * "You don't need anything? Well, golly, then how about you GET LOST RIGHT NOW! I HAVE WORK TO DO!"
 * (I love you!)
 * "Yeah, well, that's just super. Know what I love? Rubees. Go get me some, slacker!"
 * "Well, thank you SO much for paying off your Rubee loan in...full..."
 * "...? WHAAAAT?!  How did you earn enough Rubees to pay it off?! That's not supposed to happen!
 * "Noooo... You've broken my wonderful curse!"
 *  "I'LL GET YOU!"  
 * (as Merlee)
 * "Ahh, yes, how very nice... ♡ Thanks for coming! Thank you twice!"
 * "Mysterious and so lovely, mistress of the house you see... It's me, Merlee!"
 * "I shine on, like the brightest star, calling to you from afar..."
 * "And I knew that soon I'd see you buzz on by, little bees. Hee hee hee hee hee! ♡"
 * "Oh, yes, of course, I know! The Pure Heart for Mario! ...And Co.!"
 * "For you, yes, I'll gladly part with that purest Pure Heart."
 * "Mmm, but there is a wee fee: yes, yes, 10,000,000 Rubees! Quite a bargain, you agree?"
 * "So, folks, if you'd be dears, sign this dotted line here, and it's yours, free and clear!"
 * (Refuse)
 * "If you lack the Rubees now, a smallish loan I could allow. You can work it off somehow."
 * "Just sign here, my dear..."
 * "...OK, here's what we'll do. Have I got a deal for you! Sign up for a loan, and boom! A free gift! Away with gloom! A Super Mega Ultra Shroom!"
 * "Ugh, fine, you bargain hard, I'll also throw in Breadward, a Pixl made of oats and lard."
 * "Isn't that nice of me? I'm the best, don't you see?"
 * "Here, dear, sign and cheer..."
 * "Idiots, the lot of you! Turning down such a coup! None of you have a clue!"
 * "Here it is: your last shot! Sign right now, on the dot!"
 * (Sign)
 * "Good, good, yes, rejoice... You've made a wise choice..."
 * "Noises? All in your head. Vision? Nonsense, I said! Pay attention to me instead!"
 * "Just sign this contract here and you'll be done, dear!"
 * "No point trying to fool anyone now..."
 * "Gee, lookee here! The girl you thought was a handmaid or a Merlee impostor... She's actually the faithful servant of Count Bleck, master impersonator Mimi!"
 * "Golly, I was hoping we could settle this peacefully, but... TOO BAD!"
 * "Oh, you wnat to make things ugly, huh? well, that's super. Let's get ugly."
 * "TRUE MIMI, COME FORTH!"
 * "Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi..."
 *  "Mimmimimimimi..."  
 * "Ooh, I don't think so..."
 * (As Merlee)
 * "What is this you talk about? You're the faker! And a lout!"
 * "Don't be fooled by her act! Get her now! Attack!"
 * "No, it's me! The true Merlee!"
 * "Oh, now, come off it, dear! You're a dog from eye to ear! And your breath reeks, I fear."
 * "Sounds like a good thought. 'Cause I'm the reall me (hot) and you really aren't (not)."
 * "Hee hee hee hee hee... You're fake, you stupid fake! We all know you're the snake!"
 *  "It's on, con!"  
 * (Right)
 * "Stupid-heads... I'd mimicked her perfectly! You know it!"
 * "I guess I'll congratulate you... by tearing you into little bits like stupid confetti!"
 * (Wrong)
 * "Ha! I'm Mimi, morons! And now that I fooled you, it's time for utter humiliation! Prepare for a shredding!"
 * "She's a fast one, isn't she?"
 * "Oh, golly, well, whatever. I'll finish you off first!"
 * "But...what? Why can you damage me?! I'm supposed to be all INVINCIBLE! Count Bleck's power was supposed to protect me!"
 * "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! When did this happen?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I feel completely completely naked! How could you?!"
 * "Mimimimimiuuuuuurgh... B-But how could you... It's impossible... How..."
 * "Uurr-urrk... URK! URK! Don't think you've beaten me for good, dummies... Next time you won't be so lucky... Remember that... Stupid-heads!"

Chapter 3

 * "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"

Chapter 4

 * "Gosh, Mr. L, but didn't you get pretty spanked too? So maybe YOU'RE the junior!" (U.S. version)
 * "Gosh, Mr. L, but didn't you get clobbered too? So maybe YOU'RE the junior!" (PAL version)
 * "So poor little Mimi doesn't get to be in on the fun? This stinks."

Chapter 5

 * "Gosh, O'Chunks, QUIT IT! You're breaking windows! What are you yelling about?"
 * "1,000... 1,000 TIMES?! Gosh, you're even more evil than I thought!"
 * "Hey, but enough chatting! So where's the count, huh? I wanna see him! He hasn't called me to do anything, and I'm getting SOOOOOOOOO BORED!"
 * "No way! we're just supposed to wait here for those big, mean heroes to come get us?"
 * "But I'm booooooooored!"
 * "Oopsie! I just remembered something real important that I gotta do! Back in a jiffy! Bye!"

Chapter 6

 * (As King Sammer)
 * "Splendid! The heroes have arrived!"
 * "We received word of your nasty run-in with that despicable Count Bleck fellow."
 * "So the legends ARE true... Our ancestors truly did foretell these days!"
 * "You haven't defeated all of my 100 Sammer Guys, but the situation is grave... Oh, why not! Just for royal giggles! The treasure sits on the 26th gate. Go claim the Pure Heart you so richly deserve!"
 * "But... But... That explosion didn't even turn you black with soot! That totally didn't even hurt you at all! This stinks!"
 * "So you thought you'd just grab the Pure Heart? You guys are so dumb!"
 * "Surprise! It's me, Mimi!"
 * "You're so silly! Did you crazy heads think the king would give you the Pure Heart? The king's probably tucked all cozy in a bed taking a nap in the castle. ...Making cute li'l snoring noises while his world goes bye-bye!"
 * "You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm even HERE is to get in the way!"
 * "I'm not all soft 'n' cuddly like the count. Nighty-night! It's bedtime for you guys!"
 *  "OUCHIE!"  
 * "That really hurt! You're just a big bunch of bullies who hit cute little girls!"
 * "But it doesn't matter an eensy teensy bit, hee hee! Everything's perfect! ...What, don't believe me? Look up at the sky!"
 * "Yep, I sure got you meanies to waste LOTS of your time! Guess you'll have to give up looking for that dumb Pure Heart now!"
 * "Golly, you guys have really got you thinking caps on today, huh?"
 * "Well, I did warn you that I was meaner than the count!"
 * "Anyhow, it's sure a big old bummer I can't stay to play with you guys. But this place is about to go kablooooey! Later, meanies!"

Chapter 7

 * "Ooh, I wanna party with those party poopers, too! Wait up, O'Chunks! Mimimimimimi!"

Chapter 8

 * (As Merlon)
 * "Oh ho ho! You've finally arrived!"
 * "I found a fascinating passage in the Light Prognosticus, so I rushed here to tell you!"
 * "To get to Count Bleck, it seems you must hit this totally unsuspicious block!"
 * "So why don't you give it a jolly old whack?"
 * "Let's just stop and talk hypothetically. Say there's these things called 'flags.' Say you want to eat some ice cream, but you haven't hit the ice-cream 'flag' yet. Well, you'd NEVER get so much as a lick of ice cream until you hit that 'flag.' This is one of those times. NOW JUST BASH IT!"
 * "Tee hee! What a bunch of..."
 * "SUCKERS!"
 * (As Merlee)
 * "How magnificent, you have arrived! I saw in the stars you would survive."
 * "Heroes, do not flee! For I am the lovely and mysterious Merlee!"
 * "My beauty and the stars led you here. rest now, for you have nothing to fear!"
 * "Whatever is it that you imply? How could anyone wonder if it is I?"
 * "Look at this lovely aura glow, does it not tell you everything you need to know?"
 * "I will now ask you questions three; the answers will hold your future's key. And you must answer each and every query honestly and fairly!"
 * "Here we go! Time to start the show!"
 * "Which one of these beasts is hardest for you to make deceased?"
 * "Hee hee... So that one there gives you the biggest scare?"
 * "Next, which one of these fearsome three most rattles your knees?"
 * "You are most scared of those? Hee hee! That's very good to know."
 * "Now which of these do you despise like fleas?"
 * "That is what makes you so very furious? Indeed, how very curious..."
 * "Well, it's been marvelous fun, but I'm afraid our time together is quite done..."
 * "But do not fear or fret! No! We shall meet again yet!"
 * "What are you trying to pull?! IMPOSSIBLE!"  
 * "I put everything you hate in there! How'd you get through all that icky stuff?! Unless...you bad people were LYING!"
 * "I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to do get it."
 * "You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarrassing!"
 * "Golly, you sure are a lot of talk when you have your little boyfriends to protect you!"
 * "Awww... The pretty widdle princess wants to face me all alone?"
 * "Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled peaches!"
 * "Try not to cry, or all your pretty makeup will run. Time to go bye-bye, Princess!"
 * "I don't...get it... I got beat by a...princess? WAHHHHHH!"  
 * "Yeah, right... Like you care!"
 * "You silly princess, what are you DOING?!"
 * "I don't want your stupid help! Just... Just leave me alone."
 * "Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"
 * "Yeah! I mean, there's no WAY Dimentio's getting away with this! He pulled a really dirty trick on you, but we'll always stick by your side!"
 * "He's right, Nassy! We still have each other! we can still build the count's world!"

Post-game

 * "...Tee hee! So? Are you surprised or what?"
 * "Merlee hired me on for real this time! Yeah! To take care of the place while she's gone!"
 * "She's usually in Flopside, so I just pretend like this whole place is mine!"
 * "Take a look... I'm turning this place into my own little stable of cutie-pies!"

Monzo

 * "Hey. You not mind controlled? You escape from 'Processing Center,' brah? Monzo maybe ought to take director there. Maybe sprout on head mellow him out..."
 * "So that where he was... Aww... He told Monzo, 'Wait here!' But Monzo bet he forgot one second later."
 * "Job of Monzo really lame."
 * "Whuzzat?! You cragging me? You never gave key..."
 *  "Cragley spaced key, huh?" 
 *  "Figures, brah. What a crag." 
 * "Boss, no! Monzo not want to get left behind, brah!"
 * "Ratings EXPLODE, brah! It like 'Crags on Ice' meets 'Baron von Craggington'!"

Chapter 4

 * "Squirps. You've done well. You're a smart kid..."
 * "Heh heh heh..."
 * "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"  
 * "I don't need you to tell me it's a cool name. i know it. Don't bother memorizing it."
 * "Why? Because I'm about to give you a burial at sea... I mean, a burial in space."
 * "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"
 * "No one's coming to save you this time, dearest princess! Have at you!"
 * "Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"
 * "Oof! Impressive!"
 * "I guess there's but one thing to do, hm?"
 * "COME TO ME, METAL BRO!"
 * "That is my DEAR metal brother. He and I share a spiritual bond, you know."
 * "Yes, yes, and his name is... BROBOT!"  
 * "Enough playing, already... NOW FOR PAIN!"
 * "The gravitational laws of space allow Brobot's potential to be fully realized!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Jumpsallthetime! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Alwaysgetskidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"
 * "Hey... This makes no sense!"
 * "N-No! You beat Brobot?!"
 * "Ugh... I'll let you off the hook for the rest of today, I suppose..."
 * "But remember this... When fortune smiles next, she'll smile right HERE! On Mr. L!"
 * "Mmm. can't say I'm impressed by the minion quality... No indeed. No wonder you've been trounced up to now. You're like JUNIOR minions."
 * "Spanked, you say? Ho ho! I was scouting him, dear. He will be mine next time." ("Clobbered, you say?" in PAL version)
 * "Yes, he shall know the fury of the one and only Mr. L, AKA The Green Thunder!"
 * "But enough about me... I need to head to the repair bay for Brobot modifications."
 * "L-ater!"

Chapter 5

 *  "HEY, COUNT?"  
 * "My destructive little friend is all gassed up and itching to get back into action."
 * "Yes, Brobot is begging me to take him out. Say the word, and I'll roll out."
 * "So the count doesn't need my services? Excellent. I'll be off then."
 * "Brobot craves his daily SMASH! I can't just loiter here. There's no action!"
 * "Yeaaah... Yeah. I've, uh...got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh...Flavorizer."
 * "I'll return once everything's up to code."

Chapter 6

 * "Heh heh heh... This place is pretty bland now, isn't it?"
 * "Heyyy, what's going on here? Looks like your Pure Heart got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh."
 * "But, eh, whatever. I'll swipe it just for kicks."
 * "Ahhhh...it's you. I couldn't miss that trendy red-shirt-blue-overalls combo. Heh"
 * "Hey there, gorgeous. Don't you know a chaos wasteland is no place for a stunner like you?"
 * "Hey there, butterball! Feeling a little pooped out? Too bad you sweated your way here for nothing. Heh."
 * "How about that Prognosticus! Anything the count doesn't like... POOF! It never existed."
 * "Look, I've got to run. Stay out of the count's business if you want to live."
 * "Still pushing for a fight, huh? Fine. Who am I to disappoint?"
 * "BROBOT LAUNCH!"
 * "Just check this thing out! This bad boy is sporting the latest in brobotics."
 * "Meet my new friend... BROBOT L-TYPE!"  
 * "The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!"
 * "Those overalls are so played out. Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Pink n' Frilly! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, King Incompetent! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"
 * "Awwwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-type shoots missiles. MISSILES!"
 * "Preposterous! Why? Why can't I win?!"
 *  "GRRRR!"  
 * "You laugh now, but the Green Thunder never forgets!"
 * "I don't know what it is about those guys, but I just can't seem to beat them!"
 * "I'm stumped. You'd think a giant robot would be enough to crush these heroes..."
 * "I'm a disgrace... There's no way I can show my face to Count Bleck after THIS."
 * "Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"
 * "Hey, now! Whoa! What's this! You've lost your mind, Dimentio!"

Prologue

 * "Count! Yeah, um, 'K, so preparations are complete..."
 * "Yeah, um, being rude to the esteemed count is sort of frowned on, 'K?"
 * "So, yeah, Princess Peach, I'm gonna need you to answer the count now... Do you, Peach, take Bowser to be your wedded husband 'til your games be over?"
 * "Gee... You sure are a fighter. But yeah, no one withstands my super-hypnosis, sorry."
 * "'I do.' Say it now, 'K?"
 * "Yeah, I'm gonna need you to stop right this second, 'K? If you interrupt this now..."
 * "Um, yeah, so are you all right, Count?"
 * "Um, so, yeah, Count... This means you may turn to a new page of dark prophecies..."
 * "Yeah, about that, just an FYI. I've got an urgent memo for your inbox..."
 * "Apparently there's been some unapproved interdimensional activity lately. Yeah... I'm thinking it's the hero of prophecy. We're gonna need an action plan for this guy..."

Chapter 1

 * "Yeah, so... I guess the hero went ahead and stomped you and sent you back here?"
 * "Yeah, um, I already sent Mimi to a site picked for that purpose..."
 * "Yeah, I'll fire off a memo on that...but for now, we have another item on the agenda..."
 * "O'Chunks, you got a sec?"
 * "Yeah, so some minions in the Bowser organization are still resisting assimilation. So I'm heading out to squash the resistance...and while I'm gone I want you to stay here."
 * "Yeah... You just sit tight and think about your recent job performance, 'K?"
 * "Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna have to tell you that your orders mean nothing."
 * "See, they've already sworn eternal allegiance to Count Bleck, 'K?"
 * "And now you need to, so I'll just go ahead and pencil you in for a 10 o'clock brainwashing."
 * "Hm-mm-mm... Yeah, there, isn't that better?"
 * "So listen, there are still a few problem minions that haven't sworn allegiance... You, be a lamb and round them up for me... 'K? Thanks."
 * "Oh, turn back? Yeah...no. Your friend there had it right. This is your dead end."
 * "Wow, Princess, you sure are lucky. I thought the wedding explosion finished you..."
 * "Yeah, but this is the end of the road...and your luck runs out...right here."
 * "It's time you came on over and got with the program... Come and serve the count!"
 * "Yeah, that's great and all, but my hypno-powers kinda say otherwise. Just sit tight a sec, 'K? 'Cause I've just got to brainwash you real quick."
 * "What?! That wasn't on my schedule! Where'd she go?"
 * "Well, that's really not a deal breaker... Our prophecy fulfillment plan is running smoothly. We have no need for her. Yeah, and it doesn't matter where she runs, since all worlds are about to fall..."

Chapter 2

 * "...Yeah, so I just got a brief memo from Mimi? It says, 'I messed up bad!' ...That's the message in its entirety. Yeah..."
 * "Oh, so, O'Chunks, yeah, you think you;re all set to go? So I guess you finished up that report on your own inadequacy that I needed?"
 * "Count, let me just bring you up to speed on the current state of the castle... I still have to root out a few unconverted rogues, but I'll be back soon..."
 * "Hm-mm-mm... I've been looking all OVER for you."
 * "Yeah, you're that guy who really wasn't a team player at the wedding..."
 * "You're gonna need a little disciplinary action, I think... So let's get started, hm?"
 * "Yeah, good call. Love the enthusiasm, there. Go ahead and swear your, y'know, undying loyalty to the count, and you're on board."
 * "OK, guys, new agenda? Hold this fool down so I can get his priorities on track..."

Chapter 3

 * "Yeah, um, I can take care of that for you, Count."
 * "Yeah, Count... You know, there's still time... You can still change your mind."
 * "Um, no, my count. I won't be doing that. My life is already sworn to you. Yeah, it's belonged to you since the day you saved me... I'll be sticking out with you until my game ends, 'K?"

Chapter 4

 * "Yeah, so guys? Huddle up, 'K? We're just gonna have a quick new-minion orientation. His name is Mr. L, and he comes to us from one of our key competitors."
 * "Yeah, I hate to rain on your parade here, but O'Chunks may not... Actually, even Dimentio, Mimi, AND Mr. L may not be up to this..."
 * "That hero's gonna collect the Pure Hearts and come here. He'll come for you..."
 * "It's strange... Nobody ever, um, cherished the universe the way you once did... And yet, you want to destroy it..."
 * "If only I could have, y'know, been that girl... Things would have been different..."
 * "Yeah, um, I'm very sorry. That just slipped out."

Chapter 5

 * "Oh, that? Yeah, I just had O'Chunks come up with a nice motivational tune. And as punishment for getting beat by that hero AGAIN, I'm making him sing it 1,000 times."
 * "Yeah, great enthusiasm, but let's shelve the robot action plan for now, 'K?"
 * "The thing is, the count kinda left specific orders for us to stand by. Got that?"
 * "YOU GO NOWHERE! We wait! It's the count's direct order! His word is absolute! be a good little minion and DO NOT MOVE UNTIL TOLD! ...'K? Thanks."

Chapter 6

 * "Yeah, so just got a quick ping from Dimentio? we've had a little insubordination... Yeah, according to his report, our Mr. L took on a hero-fighting initiative... I accept full responsibility. It was my administrative breakdown that allowed this..."
 * "So, 'K... Um, and just another quick update on Mimi... Yeah... She, um, also left the castle."
 * "Count... um, you seem...a bit different today. New monocle? Or did something happen?"

Chapter 7

 * "Count Bleck! If... Um... If that Pixl is who you think it is... There's still time! You can still stop the prophecy from destroying everything! Yeah, becuase, if that's really her... If she's alive, you have to stop all this!"
 * "Yeah, I'm on board with what you're saying...but there must be a way. There must..."
 *  "Lord Blumiere!"  

Chapter 8

 * "Count, look out!"
 * "Um... I... I'm alive?"
 * "Um, no... They're alive. Yeah, they're finally united. They overcame time and fulfilled their old vows... Somewhere, the count...is living together with Tippi... in...um...happiness."
 * "And I... Yeah, I... WAAAAH!  C-C-C-Count! NOOOOOOOO! I... I'm all alone! What am I to do now?!"
 * "Oh... O'Chunks... Mimi... Y-You're right. Yeah, i can't just sob like that forever. The count would never have approved."
 * "We have to create the ideal world that, um, the count wished for in his heart... A world of love, not war. Yeah, let's all pencil tht in. An appointment...of hope."

Post-game

 * "Oh, it's you..."
 * "Yeah, so, um, long time no see, huh? I guess I owe you one."
 * "Blumiere was reunited with Lady Timpani, and the world wasn't destroyed after all."
 * "I guess I should be happy... I mean, I am, but, um..."
 * "I just don't think my heart has fully accepted the fact that he isn't here anymore."
 * "...Now I understand what it was like when Blumiere turned into Count Bleck."
 * "If I have to live on with this feeling always burning inside me..."
 * "Yeah, then maybe there never was any point to that other world..."
 * "...I wonder...if this is how I'll spend the remainder of my days..."
 * "Yeah... Or maybe I'll learn to smile again and look forward to the future..."
 * "If I can't...then I suppose I could never have matched up to Lady Timpani anyway..."

Chapter 4

 * "I welcome you!"
 * "I knew you would come by eventually!"
 * "Ho oh! I can see that you would like to ask me where in the world we are!"
 * "Ho oh oh ho! This place may seem like Flipside, but do not be mistaken! You WERE in Flipside, but then you flip-flopped sides... Friends, you are in Flopside !"
 * "Which means that i am not the Merlon you know. I am the Flopside version, a different Merlon entirely... You may call me...Nolrem!"
 * "Don't you see? Ours has always been a story of two towns... They are the heads side of the coin, we are the tails!"
 * "You seem a bit surprised. Ho oh oh ho... There is a front and a back to all things, young ones."
 * "Now, the Heart Pillar is one floor up! Go and place the Pure Heart within it! See you!"
 * "You appear to be performing your duties efficiently!"
 * "I just got a message from Merlon. Tippi's been revived! They are waiting for you at the top of Flipside Tower. Hurry! You must go there!"

Chapter 5

 * "'At the Duel of the Hundred, the hero will meet with dark powers of purest chaos. If you fall to the Hundred, the chaos worlds grows and the Purity Heart fades.'"
 * "'And as that happens, the hero will fall to the world where all games are ended.'"
 * "That's in the section of the Light Prognosticus that Merlon and I just deciphered. It seems to suggest that you fail to pass these duels, all worlds will be ruined... And apparently, your lives would be lost along with the Purity Heart."
 * "I know that what i have just shared with you might only serve to discourage you... I still must send you forth, however. It saddens me that I can do nothing else."

Chapter 7

 * "This is the final door."
 * "Eight Pure Hearts versus the Dark Prognosticus... Castle Bleck awaits."
 * "You have fought all this way because you believed the future could be bright..."
 * "I can't go through this door with you, but I send with you all the hope in my heart."
 * "And hurry, for the worlds may not have much time!"
 * "In that black span of nothing, you will find Castle Bleck. you may face battles harder than any you have endured thus far... If you feel ready to face this challenge, then please go forward."

Chapter 8

 * "...How unfortunate."

Post-game

 * "Long ago, our ancestors held the Dark Prognosticus."
 * "But one group became taken by the book's dark power... They stole it and hid it."
 * "They were Bleck's ancestors. The Dark Prognosticus changed him for the worse..."
 * "But that's all in the past... All that matters is that his kind heart was restored."
 * "He and Tippi should be living happily together somewhere. This, I believe."

Prologue

 *  "Sorry I'm late!"  
 * "What in blazin' bog rats...? How'd I beat meself 'ere?! What's goin' on?!"
 *  "'EY!"  
 * "Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy shape-shiftin' hooliganry! It's Mimi, innit?!"
 * "Show a little respect fer the count! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face, lass!"
 * "Lemme get this right in me brain. The 'ero Nastasia's goin' on 'bout... He yer enemy?"
 * "Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a nice taste o' O'Chunks!"
 * "Yeh can count on me, Count! I'll rain down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it!"
 * "Mimi! Dimentio! Yeh should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'!"

Chapter 1

 *  "GRAH-GOOGLY!"  
 * "So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!"
 * "Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!"
 * "O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common thug, lass. I thug for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself!"
 * "One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!"
 * "Hammage? Ehhh... Make that 'damage!'"
 * "Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!"
 *  "DEH!  Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world!"
 * "And enemy o' Bleck be an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!"
 * "Enough is enough already! It's time teh thunder down from on high an' deliver a beatin' o' the ages."
 *  "CHUNK ON IT!"  
 *  "I'M CHUNKED!"  
 * "Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?"
 * "Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that!"
 * "Yeh remember this, Maria! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie."
 * "Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey!"
 * "And while yer at it, why don't yeh wax that bonny 'stache o' yours, Maria!"
 * "'Til we meet again, 'ey! CHUNKS AWAY!"  
 * "Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!"
 * "Aw... I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!"

Chapter 2

 * "I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll spank 'em like naughty little Cherbils, I will!" ("clobber" instead of "spank" in PAL version)
 * "Eah... Y'see... I...just got a wee bit left. I'm workin' on me conclusion. Yeh gotta gimme a break! Me writin' takes time, lass! An' 1,000 pages be a lot!"
 * "A report?! What are yeh... Oh... Yeah. A'right, I'm goin', yeh great beard-tweaker!"

Chapter 3

 * "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"

Chapter 4

 * "JUNIOR?! C'mere an' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
 * "Whut?! That makes as much sense as a beef an' broccoli sandwich!"
 * "Ah, now THAT makes sense! It'll be me honor, Count!"
 * "I, O'Chunks, swear to you... This hero's got a hot date with me feet! Chunks away!"

Chapter 5

 * "Showed at last, did yeh?"
 *  "GRA-BLAGHY!"  
 * "I've not been made teh wait like this since that fine lass stood me up long, long ago!"
 * "Yeh did this teh break me concentraion, didn't yeh?! Yeh likes the cheatin', eh?! Sorry teh disappont yeh! Yeh think I'd fall fer a bush-league move like that?!"
 * "Grrrraaa-BARGLE-FARGLE! 'Misguided'? That's not even a real word, yeh squishy bug!"
 * "Quit yer yappin', now! It's time fer us teh settle this once and fer all!"
 * "Grah har har har har! Big talk fer a wee li'l weird-lookin' butterfly! I'll be wantin' an apology! In writin'! An' I want it written with yer FACE!"
 * "Ugh... A wee lass, are yeh? Wll, I'll not go easy on yeh! Yer a foe o' the count!"
 * "A stompolo-- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog! YEH MUST PAY!"  
 * "What d'yeh want, Dimentio?! I don't be needin' any help! Yeh'll just get in the way!"
 * "Wuh... That doesn't sound too bad, I guess. Maybe I misunderstood that weirdo..."
 * "Well, anyway, you lot are in fer it now! Meet the new-an'-improved O'Chunks!"
 * "BLARGH IT ALL! Bad enough that yeh beat me once, but twice is too much teh bear! How can I show me face teh the count now, eh? I CAN'T! Put me out o' me misery!"
 * "Get on with it! I'm serious! I've no regrets! Well... No... Perhaps I do regret not confessin' me love teh that sweet lass. BUT NO!  That's no way fer a brave warrior teh talk when 'is time comes 'round at last! So... Do it! Now! NOW! Finish me! End me game!"
 * "D-Dimentio! Look, honestly, this is kind o' important! How 'bout some privacy, eh?"
 *  "YEH CRAZED LOON!  It's not the time fer..."
 * "Ooh... Fer the count, eh? Well that do change a thing or two..."
 * "You lot! Yeh took enough of a beatin' fer today, so I'll let yeh off easy-like! I tell yeh this, though: yeh better work on yer skills by the next time we meet!"
 * "'EY! SHUT IT! I live fer the count! I couldn't end me game without 'is say-so!"
 * "Me heart is weak, sure, so I'm done with it! From now on, I'm all brawn, no brain!"
 * "The past be nothin' teh me! All that matters is Count Bleck's future! All fer 'im!"
 * (O'Cabbage)
 *  "BRO-CCOLI!"  
 *  "CAB-BAGE!"  
 *  "AS-PARA-GUS!"  
 *  "Buh... Buh... BRO-CCOLI!"  
 * "'Ey! What in gravy am I doin' in 'ere?! Hunh? An' what are YOU doin' in 'ere as well?!"
 * "Oh, I get the picture! You lot want teh challenge the new, improved O'Chunks! Yeh got pepper in yer pants, I'll give yeh that! But this time, yeh WILL get ruined!"
 * "Whuh-oh... Me belly's growlin' like a starvin' dog!"
 * "Warrior rule, number one: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis madness!'"
 * "Sorry, but we've got teh call it a day! Can't go buckin' the warrior rules!"
 * "Raise yer chunks in the air, as the most debonair man o' men strides into the room! ♪ Springin' forth from 'is lair as 'is foes all despair, for Bleck be the name o' their doom! ♪ Whooa-OH! That's our Bleck! ♪ Blecky, Bleckity DOOOO! ♪ Yeh, uh, somethin' Bleck... That's the guy who says... Woo? ♪"

Chapter 7

 * "Whuh?! Izzat true, then?! What're we doin's twiddlin' our biscuit 'ere?!"
 * "Lemme go throw 'em a nice welcome party... I'll bring the punch!"

Chapter 8

 *  "HARBLE-DEH!"  
 * "Slap me down with a slab o' mutton, I never would o' thought yeh'd make it 'ere!"
 * "I'll tell yeh this, though, yeh shouldn't 'ave been such a fork in me rumpus! Now i 'ave to hit yeh with the full force o' me chunks!"
 *  "'OW DARE YEH!"  
 * "WHAAAAA?! 'Ow about provin' it, then! Right 'ere, yeh an' me! Wrasslin' match o' the ages!"
 * "I'm gonna 'urtle into yeh with the force of a massive 'airy comet, yeh great crybaby!"
 *  "CHUNK UP!"  
 * "Bet yeh weren't 'specting THAT, were yeh? Where's yer flappin' mouth now, eh?"
 * "It's time fer an old-fashioned, no-'olds-barred... RUMBLE!"  
 * "'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle! 'Ow can I go on livin' with the shame o' it all? 'Ey, Bowser! Let me keep me dignity as me game ends! Finish me quick!"
 * "What are yeh waitin' fer! Get out o' this place!"
 * "Because yeh spanked me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass." (U.S. version)
 * "Because yeh yelled at me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass." (PAL version)
 * "Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy. Don't be the tough guy! Go!"
 * "Ah, she lies like a wee rug, this lass! Nastasia told us, Count! She said you'd come 'ere... Or... She said she FELT you'd be here...or somethin's along those lines."
 * "Talk about goin' the extra mile! She even sacrificed 'erself teh save yeh! Lissen, Count, I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up teh it! So... Yeh gotta let me 'elp!"
 * "Great leapin' bog monkeys! Nastasia, she draws breath once again, lads! Nastasia! 'EY! NASTASIA! Miracle o' miracles! GRA-GOOGLY-HEY-HOORAH!"
 * "'Ey now, me wee Nastasia... I'm believin' the count is still alive, too. An' if he is alive, lass, we wouldn't want to be shamin' 'im with blubberin'! So pull it together, 'ey?"

Post-game

 * "Eah! Where yeh been, eh? Good teh see yer 'ealthy!"
 * "The count's gone, but I'm still around, aren't I!"
 * "This world be pretty nice, what with all the peace an' whatnot... I like it!"
 * "Oh, and 'ave you seen Nastasia?!"
 * "She was feelin' right down, so I wanna take 'er teh eat some o' Saffron's vittles..."
 * "...But I can't find the lass! Eah... 'Ey now, don't go gettin' the wrong idea, eh!"
 * "We're just chums!"
 * "An' I like to make me chums feel good an' bubbly, eh! That... That's all!"
 * "Lookin' at her bein' sad...makes me get all weepy..."

Old Man Watchitt

 * "Whoozit?! I'm the elder around here, so watch it!"
 * "What do you want? Get off my rug!"
 * "Nothing but desert past here. There's treasure but you'll get grit in your grunders."
 * "That's what here is for. Yold Town. Keeps the treasure safe from YOU. Watch it!"
 * "Can't let you pass. See this hat on my head? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT! So give it up."
 * "Can't let you pass. See this little guy in my pocket? He's got something to tell you. Know what he says? WATCH IT! So give it up."
 * "Whuzzat?! Whizzit?! You're the hero?! Dumplings! If you were, you'd have a Pixl that's shaped like a hand !"
 * "If you had one, I might believe you're the hero. But you don't."
 * "Can't let you pass. See this beard here? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT!"
 * "Want to pass? Get off my rug! And then get yourself a handy-lookin' Pixl!"
 * "If you had that Pixl, I might believe you're the hero. Whuzzit?! You do?"
 * "'Course you do! You're the hero! Knew it all along, watch it."
 * "I'll give that Green feller a call. He'll let you across that bridge."
 * "Hello? Green? It's me, Watchitt. I said Watchitt... WATCH IT! WATCH IT! I said Watchitt, not botch it!"
 * "This here feller wants to get across the bridge. Yes, I told him about the grit."
 * "Ah... Yes. Let's just keep that between us. Just let the mustache guy through."
 * "Just get off my rug and go talk to Green at the edge of town...WATCH IT!"
 * "Well, looks like I can finally retire, 'cause my job is done!"
 * "When you're in that desert, keep a watchful eye out for some ruins. The treasure is there. Nasty beasts too. SO WATCH IT!"
 * "C'mere... My cane's got something to tell you. Shhhhhhhh. Quiet now. Know what it says? It says... WATCH IT!"  

Piccolo side-quest

 * "Well, it's you...WATCH IT! I was just looking for you! Need you to do something! ...What? You WATCH IT! Don't you give me that 'not again' look..."
 * "DUMPLINGS! You listen to me now, y'hear! Open those ears before I box 'em."
 * "...So here's the thing. This strange lady showed up in my dreams and talked on and on about something... I don't know what it was, but she needed help with something...watch it!"
 * "I don't know what her deal is, but she needs to get outta my dreams...WATCH IT! So get off my rug and help her out! Maybe then she'll quit flappin' her lip. If you put a sock in her trap, I'll give you whatever you want...watch it!"
 * "Oh... And I almost forgot... I gotta give you this."
 * "She's been in my dreams so long, I guess I've become a fan of sorts... So go get her to sign this! Then you know what you can do? You can WATCH IT!"
 * "Hey! You there! That lady up and left my dreams! I can't...WATCH IT! She's not there. Can't watch what you can't watch! It was bad enough to hera her wailing on, but it's worse to see her disappear!"
 * "I got nothing else going on in my life. Even whupping folks with my cane has gotten old!"
 * "Is this...her autograph?! Just look at those curlicues and swoopdedoos in her handwriting..."
 * "I'm more flustered than the time I dropped a hot griddle in my grunders!"
 * "DUMPLINGS!"
 * "Where was I? Oh, I owe you for helping her. You can take anything I own."
 * "Eh?! You want the 'You-Know-What'?! Whoever told you 'bout that better WATCH IT!"
 * "I see... So old Bestovius asked you to go get it for him... Doesn't make a whisker of sense. Why'd he ask someone else to get it for him? Fine then. Take it. But you better WATCH IT!"
 * "That's my cousin... He must have lots of fancy-dancy, hibbly-jibbly wizard hobbies."
 * "Nothing means more to me than Merlumina. Crazy, saying that out loud..."
 * "Say hello to Bestovius for me! And whup him with a cane or a newspaper or something!"

Prologue

 *  "MARIO! HELP!"  
 * "Ooh... Oooooh... What happened to me... What is this place?"
 * "Wh-What's going on here?!"
 * "Now, wait just a second! You will explain to me what is going on...RIGHT NOW!"
 * "But...why in the WORLD am I marrying Bowser?!"
 * "No! And who picked this dress out? It's AWFUL! Take me back to my castle immediately!"
 * "Uhn... Nuh... No..."
 * " ......I... I...do...... "

Chapter 1

 * "What? How did I end up napping here?"
 * "Wait... Didn't that nasty Count Bleck try to make me marry...BOWSER?! And then Luigi, he..."
 * "LUIIIIIGI? BOOOOOWSER? ANYBODY THERE?"
 * "Oh, you guys! Are you all right?"
 * "Farewell..."
 * "Well, staying here won't do any good... Let's turn around and keep looking."
 * "Wh-Who ARE you, anyway?!"
 * "Never!"
 * "Mmmm... I feel like I just ate the most delicious thing... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in ages..."
 * "...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, you, and Tippi."
 * "Oh, Mario... What do you suppose happened to Luigi and Bowser?"
 * "Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know. I just hope they're safe..."
 * "So... we just need to find this Merlee person, is that it?"
 * "Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off and save the worlds, now, can I?"
 * "After all, The Void that is spreading in the sky is my fault. Mine and Bowser's..."
 * "So I'm going, and that's final! I've made my decision."
 * "Let's go, Mario! Come on, Tippi!"

Chapter 2

 * "Four...heroes..."

Chapter 3

 * "Your...WIFE?!"
 * "That...sham was not a wedding!"
 * "What are you doing here, anyway, Bowser?"
 * "Well, you see... Bowser... We really need your help. Why don't you come with us?"
 * "We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this! Come on, Bowser... Please?"
 * "Pleeeeeeease? For me?"
 * "And what will happen to your poor minions who were caught by Count Bleck? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil bidding, not your evil bidding... Now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master."
 * "Oh, thank you, Bowser! You're so sweet!"
 * "Oh, there you are, Francis! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!"
 * "What on earth is that?! What's going on here?"
 * "My...name?"
 * "You think I'm...charming?"
 * "M-Married?!"
 * "Hey! Who's picking these responses for me anyway?! I'm not marrying this dork!"
 * "I shouldn't even be having this conversation! I came to save Tippi! Where is she?!"
 * "That's it! I've had it! You'd better bring her out now!"
 * "It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a Pure Heart!"
 * "That was...a little weird for a while, but we seem to have gotten through it OK..."
 * "Say, come to think of it... Bowser... Could you be our third hero?"
 * "So...you think it was because Tippi began to trust us that we found this Pure Heart?"

Chapter 7

 * "Snoooooore..."
 * "Eeeeeek! What's happening?! Make it stop!"
 * "Eeeeeek! What's happening?! A MUSTACHE?! GET SOME LIP WAX, NOW!"
 * "Unnngghh... G-Grr- GROSS!"  
 * "Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
 * "Luigi?! You're safe and sound!"
 * "Oh, my. I wonder if I said something rude..."
 * "Oh, I must have caused you all so much trouble. I'm so sorry...but I'm so very happy to see all of you again! I'll try and do my best to make up for time lost!"
 * "I thought you'd just gone back to town, but then I saw you lying there, not moving... And then...you started shouting loudly. I have to say, it kind of startled me."
 * "Blumiere... Is that a person's name you were saying? Were you remembering something from your past, perhaps?"
 * "I fear for the poor people of this world who must continue to look at the sky and worry. We must act quickly and ease their hearts and minds!"

Chapter 8

 * "Bowser...are you sure about this?"
 * "We... We don't have time. we must keep going..."
 * "I'm not worried about Bowser. He isn't easy to get rid of..."
 * "All right, let's move on to Count Bleck!"
 * "It is strange... I mean, this is Count Bleck's private castle, right? So why would he let the destruction ravage his own home? What sort of evil plan is it if he destroys himself in the process?"
 * "How dare you lecture us?! You were just pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. Talk about a dirty trick! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
 * " Very well. If you insist, I'll give you want you so richly deserve."
 * "Stay out of this! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! You two leave me be! UNDERSTOOD?!"  
 * "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?" ("yell at Mimi" in PAL version)
 * "Mimi... You can't stay here. Go find somewhere safe."
 * "What... What AM I doing? I just leapt into action without even thinking..."
 * "No, I can't do that. You have been very, very bad, but I can't leave you here to die."
 * "I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"
 * "Wait! I've got you... EEEEEEEK!"  
 * "We would never let you destroy everything, you awful count!"
 * "I fell through, too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
 * "What is now happening to... Count Bleck?!" *
 * "I think your prophecy was wrong all along."
 * "So defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"
 * "How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
 * "Both Tippi and Count Bleck... gone. What could have happened to them?"
 * "Merlon, what is it?"
 * "Of course she is."
 * "Of course she is."

Other

 * "To think that something so evil lurked under the town... So disturbing!"

* Though spoken by Peach, this line was likely intended to be said by Count Bleck, as it is similar to his third-person speech style.

Chapter 6

 * "You... What business do you have with me?"
 * "I am Queen Jaydes. Mistress of The Underwhere! Ruler of those with ended games!"
 * "Here, in this place, your sins from your time among the living are weighed. If your sins are light enough, the bliss of The Overthere  will be yours. But if not...  You suffer for eternity among the game-overed!  Now let us weigh your sins..."
 * "Hm? I sense a strange energy... Have you brought something strange into The Underwhere, by chance?"
 * "What is THIS?! No, no... It could not be... But how... It is badly damaged, yes... but what you hold is a Pure Heart!"
 * "Who exactly ARE you, to have a Pure Heart...and what has happened to it?"
 * "Oh, wait, that is my phone... ...Sorry, I have to take this."
 * "What is it NOW, Grams? You know I am working..."
 * "WHAT?! LUVBI IS MISSING?!"
 * "Oh, mercy... I understand. Yes, yes, I will see to it. Mmmmmm-bye!"
 * "Great. Just what I need. I am already shorthanded... What am I going to do?"
 * "Oh! Perhaps you can help! That phone call I received just now? It was the king of The Overthere, Grambi ... One of the Nimbis vanished from The Overthere, and he asked me to look for her. But I cannot abandon my duties here in the palace... and my D-Men are all busy."
 * "So it must fall to you! Will you search for this missing person in my place?"
 * (No)
 * "What?! You would refuse me?"
 * "Do you not know the fate of those who defy Jaydes?"
 * "I will ask you once again... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
 * "Still you do not agree?"
 * "I must warn you... I can be very persuasive."
 * "I will ask you yet again. Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
 * "You are a stubborn creature. This is your last chance... and I mean that."
 * "I will ask one last time... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
 * "I see... Then we are done here, it seems."
 * "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"
 * "Farewell, mustached shayde! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO!"
 * (Yes)
 * "Oh, thank you so very much. I apologize for asking this of you, but it would really help."
 * "The name of the misisng Nimbi is Luvbi . Oh... And what is your name?"
 * "Mario... Well, Mario... May I hold on to this Pure Heart while you are busy searching?"
 * "Worry not, I just want a look. I will return it when YOU return with Luvbi. And in its place, allow me to give you this."
 * "Word has reached me that someone has fallen into the River Twygz. Some said it was a strange fellow dressed in green... That could not be Luvbi... Still, just in case, I would suggest that you check there first."
 * "This key will open a door to the underground waterways beneath the River Twygz. Please, I must ask that you search the area thoroughly."
 * "Luvbi! Mind your manners! You know all this happened because you wandered off without permission! Now! Apologize to these nice men at once!"
 * "Oh, Luvbi... You had us all so very worried."
 * "Mario. please accept this as a sign of my eternal thanks. Here."
 * "I have power over life and death, you see. And I was able to use that power to restore this Pure Heart. I know not how you found it, but this Pure Heart shows that fate is on your side. Take good care of it."
 * "And by the way, it may please you to know that your game is not truly over. Somehow, you were sent to The Underwhere while still very much alive..."
 * "My power can return you to your world if you so wish... What would you like to do?"
 * (Return)
 * "Then I shall return you."
 * "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Jaydes, Jaydes, JA-JAYDES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVER... CONTINUE!"  

Chapter 7

 * "Greetings. Welcome to the... Wait, why have you returned?!"
 * "What?! You are collecting Pure Hearts?!"
 * "Hmm... Now that I take a long look at you... I realize you just might be the heroes mentioned in the Prognosticus... But could you really be...the ones?"
 * "The location of the Pure Heart is a matter of utmost secrecy, I am afraid. There is nothing I can tell you... If you really must know, you will have to speak to Grambi, king of The Overthere."
 * "An idea strikes... Could you fine heroes take Luvbi back to The Overthere for me?"
 * "A monster was once held beneath here...but a recent earthquake freed it. Once it escaped its prison, it began to wander freely. Of course I would never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose. If you would take her back, I would gladly open the way to The Overthere for you. I will also alert Grambi that you are coming to ask about the Pure Heart."
 * "What say you? This is a fair bargain..."
 * (Yes)
 * "...I thank you. With this monster about, my D-Men and I are busy trying to contain the damage..."
 * "Just go through this door and keep heading upward to reach The Overthere. And make sure Luvbi arrives safely in the care of Grams... I mean...Grambi."
 * "Thank you for agreeing to take Luvbi to The Overthere to see Grambi. I count upon you."
 * "I had not received word of your safe arrival, so I came looking... Are you well?"
 * "Luvbi... You... You are not really our child."
 * "The Pure Heart was always in danger of falling into the hands of evil, darling. So Grams and I decided to transform it into a shape that no one would suspect..."
 * "It is true that we created you as a means of protecting the Pure Heart... But Grams and I came to love you as a true daughter. We wanted to be with you for all time, to protect you. You became a part of us."
 * "Perhaps we were wrong to create you...and if we only caused pain, we apologize."
 * "Since the little light of my life left, a quiet loneliness has settled around me... It is the silence of the game-over screen. But soon Luvbi will be reborn to a new life. Then my loneliness will prove mere parental endurance... This gives me solace."

Post-game

 * "I heard the news and came running, and I saw Luvbi... I could not believe it!"
 * "It was a miracle! I feel such anguish that we put this child through so much..."
 * "Now we are going to make up for it by loving her as much as we can!"
 * "And we owe it all to you for saving all of the worlds. Thank you so very much."
 * "Be sure to come see me when your games end. I will tip the scales in your favor!"

Red

 * "Hey! HEY! You can see me!"
 * "This is unbelievable! I've been freaking out here for days, and finally someone sees me!"
 * "A couple mornings ago, I roll out of the wrong side of bed... ...and once I get my coffee, I realize I'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension! I've been hollering and flailing for days, but nobody could hear me...or even see me. Just when I was starting to think I'd be here forever, I see you!"
 * "You just blipped in here out of thin air! I was thinking, if you can do that, maybe I can hitch a ride back with you? Just stand next to me and flip back to 2-D. I'll hold on!"
 * "WHUH! we did it! I'm back to normal! Listen, you really bailed me out there. That 3-D business was freaking me out!"
 * "The name's Red. Nice to meet you!"
 * "Say, uh...any way I can repay you?"
 * "So you want to cross the chasm, huh? Well, you found yourself the right guy! But hey, I've got to warn you. You know this place is called Impasse Pass, right? I'm only allowed to let a choice few cross the bridge. It's in my job description. I mean, that's why they pay me to stand here. You sure you want to pass?"
 * "Yeah... Well, you did save me from being trapped in a parallel dimension and all..."
 * "OK! I'm going to ask you a question. Get the right answer, and I'll let you pass. Sound good? Here we go."
 * "What's the most manly color in the entire universe? Red or green?"
 * (Red!)
 * "Yes, you are SO right! I knew it! You and me, we see eye to eye on fashion. I'll throw the bridge down. Hang on a sec."
 * "All right, you should be good to go. You take 'er easy!"
 * (Green!)
 * "...GREEN?! You're out of your mind! There's no way I can let a crazy like you pass!"
 * (Both!)
 * "What?! ...BOTH?! We can't have any wishy-washy types like you hanging around town!"
 * "Oh, well hey, you're back! Fine, fine. I'll ask you again..."
 * "If you want to go any farther, just look up my brother. His house is on the other side of town up ahed. Ask him about it."

Shadoo

 * "I've waited for you, heroes..."
 * "Ah, you have done very well... Your bravery has not gone unnoticed."
 * "I am a servant of the Ancients, sent here to give power to the true heroes."
 * "You have passed the 100 trials behind you."
 * "But whether you are the true heroes of legend or not is yet to be seen..."
 * "I will give you a new challenge!"
 * "You can use this pipe to leave the dungeon."
 * "Then you can venture down through the 100 trials again to see me."
 * "If you do so, then I will recognize all of you as the true heroes."
 * "I truly look forward to it. See you again..."
 * "Heh... What's up, heroes? I should come clean... I don't really work for the Ancients!"
 * "Don't get me wrong, they did CREATE me...but I work for my own cursed powers!"
 * "Anyway, the name is Shadoo. I've been testing you to study you, and now..."
 * "Your clones are complete! Now's when I beat you and take your place as heroes!"
 * "Oh, heroes... Blessed souls... I must destroy you all with the power of shadow!"
 * "I was...so very...close to defeating the heroes..."
 * "With the...power of the Pixls... I almost...got revenge...on...the Ancients..."

Skarn

 * "Craggit daggit YOOOO! ♪"
 * "End of all Cragnons coming! NO WAY! MUST CRAG ON! Save us Cragnons, brah!"
 * "Cragga wagga doo GOO! ♪"
 * "Wh-What in Crag?"
 * "Yah, Jasperoid... Thought I was losing my crag, brah. Person shaped weird, huh?"
 * "Wait! You think maybe... Person sent down to help by Big Rock Who Watches?!"
 * "Bite your crag, brah! Do not doubt power of Big Rock Who Watches!"
 * "It not rocket science, brah. Anyway, big brah here is Marbald, chief of all Cragnons."
 *  "So weak, brah!" 
 * "Yah, serious, no cragging! Big Rock Who Watches sent you to Cragnons, for sure!"

Squirps

 * "Squeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurp..."
 * "Squirple squeeple squinks! 'Morning, SQUIRP!"
 * "You're the ones looking for the Pure Heart, squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought! ♡"
 * "Noooooo! No scary faces! You can call me Squirps ! I'm your captain, squooork!"
 * "And if you want the Pure Heart, we need to work together, squoop!"
 * "Squirps can't tell much now, but you must trust Squirps. Now, follow me, squiiiinks!"
 *  "SQUAAAACK!"  
 * "You! You heed the captain! You are a space grunt now, and that is the ONLY rule! Your only responses should be 'Yes, sir!' and 'Gotcha!' Understand, squirkle?"
 * "Squeh squeh squeh squeh... Looks like you understand your place, SQUIIIIIIIRP!"
 * "Great! Let's get ready, then... Squarp formation, squooogle!"
 * "We'll 'squarp' directly to the Pure Heart. It's like warping, except Squirps invented it."
 * "In order to squarp, we'll need a lot of energy, squeeeeeerk. You're all brimming with power-up power, right? You must give it to Squirps!"
 *  "SUCCESS! ☆"  
 * "And here we go... SQUAAAARRRRP!"  
 * "...Squoh? We're...not even close to our destination, squooops... Is that all the power-up power you have, squirp? Good-for-nothing space grunt... Squirps was an idiot for thinking you had more..."
 * "Well, good-for-nothings have their own good-for-nothing ways of moving, squaaank... There's a ways to go before you reach the Pure Heart... You must space-swim!"
 * "Use to shoot enemies with my Squirps Squirt Beam. SQUIRP! Fire, space grunt! CHAAAAAARGE!"
 * "Somewhere on this planet should be an entrance to the Space Byway, squeeeork! Yup! It's a shortcut to the Pure Heart!"
 * "Squeh squeh squeh squeh... You're gonna laugh, squaag! IT'S...  Squirps forgot!"
 * "Don't look at Squirps like that! Everything's fine! I think there probably should be some clues around here somewhere, squirple..."
 *  "HNNNNGH!"  
 * "No! I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
 * "It's occupied, squiiiiiinkle! And whoever's in there won't come out! At this rate...Squirps is going to have an accident!"
 * "This is no time for some silly song, squirple! I've got a bathroom emergency here!"
 * "Sq-Squirps can't take it anymore! Squirps will burst! Evacuate all personnel!"
 * "Phew... Squirps needed that."
 * "OK! Let's go look for the entry to the Space Bypass, squibble!"
 * "This is the Space Bypass! Yeah, from somehwere in here, we can enter the Whoa Zone . C'mon, space grunt, look for the entrance, squeork!"
 * "It's a prohibited zone, squirp. Some call it the 'Space Graveyard,' squoooinks. It's a complicated maze... They say once you go in, you can never get out... And supposedly, the Pure Heart is hidden at the very back of that maze, squinkly!"
 * "Squirple squeedle SQUIRP! ☆ I made some room with that pit stop! Now I'm hungry!"
 * "This hole... What a lovely shape, squirp! I don't know why...but I want to be squeezed into there! Someone squish me in!"
 *  "SQUEEEZIRP! ♡"  
 * "It's a Space Gate, squirp! These lead from the Space Bypass to the Whoa Zone! Through this gate is the way forward, space grunts!"
 * "Another wonderful shape! I feel another compulsion... Must...get...twisted...into...there! Someone twist me in!"
 * "Something... Something's missing, squirk... Definitely... I can't shake it... There's only one solution... That's right! Squirps must eat something yummy! Squirps will not move until Squirps eats something good! This I declare, squooooorp!"
 * "Squuuuuuurgh... So hungry... Squirps can't move... well, Squirps CAN move, but so very slowly... squirps needs to eat something yummy!"
 * "Squirps is a gourmet! You think I'd be satisfied by something like this, squaaag? But, you went to all this trouble, space grunt, so... I don't want to, but... SQUA-CHOMP!"
 *  "TH-THIS IS...  It smells delightful, squiigs... It tastes delightful, squoort... It's perfectly PERFECT! Oh... Squirps can't see through tears of joy!"
 *  "TOOOOOO GOOD!"  
 * "Squirp! Sorry about that... Squirps got carried away..."
 * "We're here, squeeegle! This is the Whoa Zone!"
 * "Squirps has finally arrived, squoodly! SQUIRPS IS HERE!"  
 * "...Squirps can't wait! squirps is going to scurry ahead. Follow Squirps when you can."
 * "But remember, space grunts, this place is a super-complicated maze... You'll get lost before you know it, so pay attention to where you're going, squeerp!"
 * "Well. Squirps will see you guys later...at the spot where the Pure Heart waits."
 *  "SLOWPOKES!"  
 * "SQUAAAAAAAACKLES! Squirps was tired of waiting! Squirps almost gave up!"
 * "Squirple squeee! Stop it! Squirps is embarrassed! ☆ Wait... Whose voice was that, squoh?"
 * "We have to pull ourselves together, space grunts..."
 * "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Squirps brought them here!"
 * "Oh, we're finally here... Come on! Say hi to Squirps's mommy, squirp!"
 * "Yeah, this is Squirps's mommy! The queen of Squirpia! Her name is Squirpina XIV!"
 * "Squirps is the prince of Squirpia, a once-great kingdom... My true name is... Squirp Korogaline Squirpina!"
 * "Sorry for not telling you... Squirps promised not to tell! It makes Squirps a target!"
 * "Long ago, Squirps's mother was told that destruction would come to the world. And in order to protect us form this destruction, we needed the Pure Heart... So Mommy hid the Pure Heart in the Whoa Zone, where no one could get to it. And so, 1,500 years ago, Squirps was put to sleep in a hibernation capsule, squeeep!"
 * "Squirps was meant to bring the heor here...to protect the world, squirple!"
 * "The prince of squipria, Squirps, has a message form the queen to deliver... 'I bestow upon you the Pure Heart in the hope that you will save the world...' Here! Take it! Squirp!"
 * "Phew! Now that Squirps is all relaxed, squirps feels kinda...tired... Mother... I did my best, right? Are you...proud...of me?"

Tippi
NOTE: Tippi's Tattles are not listed here. For a list of her Tattles, see here.

Prologue

 * "My name is Tippi ... I am what is known as a Pixl ... A sort of fairy..."
 * "Mario... I came to find you..."
 * "I am no enemy..."
 * "You met Count Bleck...and he captured a princess and an evil monster king... Is this not so?"
 * "Then that means Count Bleck is even now beginning to form The Void..."
 * "We haven't much time... You must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved you must come..."
 * "Let us go..."
 * "He matches the description of the hero in the Light Prognosticus  perfectly... And his name is Mario..."
 * "'A fair and lovely princess... A furious monster king... The union of these two will call forth the Chaos Heart, the consumer of worlds... And the Chaos Heart will ravage the sky, and so bring forth The Void.'"
 * "The Heart Pillar is this way..."
 * "This is the Heart Pillar... Now get close and place the Pure Heart..."
 * "Well, let's get going..."

Chapter 1

 * "I feel the Pure Heart. But it's still far from here..."
 * "Merlon told us to find his friend, Bestovius, to learn that dimensional technique."
 * "One more thing... If you want to learn about anything, just use my power... I know about many things..."
 * "This is not an empty house... There's something in this room. I can feel it..."
 * "There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you..."
 * "This is Mario! He's dressed like this because he IS the hero..."
 * "But that's preposterous! You can't charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!"
 * "I feel that the Pure Heart is beyond this mountain...but it's still far, far away."
 * "Something tells me you'll need to put that new skill of yours to use."
 * "Are you...a Pixl?"
 * "Didn't Old Man Watchitt say something about there being some ruins around here?"
 * "The Pure Heart can't be far now... We'd better not waste any time..."
 * "You... You're one of Count Bleck's thugs, aren't you?!"
 * "Do you even know what Count Bleck is trying to do...?"
 * "This O'Chunks is a lot scarier than the other enemies we've faced so far... Maybe you should use my power to investiagte him when we start the battle..."
 * "This 'strange li'l man' is none other than...the legendary hero, Mario!"
 * "His name's not 'Maria'... It's 'MARIO'!"
 * "Did you understand a word of what that goon was saying...?"
 * "Mario, I can feel it calling... The Pure Heart is nearby..."
 * "But, wait... I sense something else emanating from the sand dunes. Be careful now, Mario... Something else is waiting for us ahead..."
 * "I know you. You're that..."
 * "It's going to fly in from the right, I can sense it. You should flip back into 3-D..."
 * "Looks like Fracktail is charging straight at us... Better watch out..."
 * "Yes, we met Merlumina... She gave it to us..."

Chapter 2

 * "The Pure Heart is somewhere up ahead... Yes, it must be... But it could be along way..."
 * "This room... There's something about this room..."
 * "That was awfully rumbly... Something must have happened outside..."
 * "I wonder why that savage thing went straight for her and paid us no mind... I'd like to think we look rather tasty... What do you suppose it means?"
 * "This mansion is quite odd... I feel certain it holds many secrets..."
 * "Rubees? Oh, I don't believe Mario carries any of that particular currency... I don't suppose those are anything like coins, are they?"
 * "So that young imp put a curse on this mansion, then... But who was she, really? I'm worried about Merlee... We must hurry to her aid..."
 * "The Pure Heart is near... I feel its tremors so much more strongly down here..."
 * "She's gone... Was that apparition really Merlee? Why do you suppose she was telling us to be so careful when we find her?"
 *  "YUCK!"  
 * "Attacks won't work? ugh... What should we do?"
 * "Merlee said that we would need the power of four heroes to save the world..."
 * "Look... Over there... The Void has grown..."

Chapter 3

 * "So this is where that door leads... I suppose the next Pure Heart must be nearby... That's odd... I can feel it nearby, but where could it be..."
 * "Well, I'm-AAACK!"
 *  "Mario..." 
 * "Mario... You guys came to save me..."
 * "Thank you... Thank you, Mario! I'm so happy..." 
 * "The Pure Heart...? But...how..."
 * "Mario... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to save me. Please... Take it."
 * "I'm so sorry... It was all my fault... And... Then... You all... Thank you so much..."

Chapter 4

 * "Mmm, stars everywhere... I believe we're in outer space, almost certainly..."
 * "Ah... Yes, of course... We seem to be lacking air... You need that, don't you?"
 * "Oh... Oh, gracious me... What I am to do? Um... Well... Let me see... Um... Hrm... Urm... Hm... Then... Well... Well... But... So... NOOOOO!"  
 * "I don't really know how I got us all out of there... It just sort of happened..."
 * "We won't last out there as we are... Perhaps we should ask Merlon's advice..."
 * (No)
 * "It's dangerous to head into space all willy-nilly, you know. Please, put the helmet on..."
 * "It's not like being in water, you know... Please, I must insist, put the helmet on..."
 * "So let me get this clear: you enjoy NOT breathing. Please. Put the helmet on..."
 * "I fail to see the wisdom... I beg of you, while your brain works, put the helmet on..."
 * "If you don't, do you have any idea what your fate will be? AWFUL. Do you want that?"
 * "Then put your helmet on!"
 * "My mind is fully boggled. You want to not breathe?"
 * "Truly. You're truly sure."
 * "Ugh. Who is stupider? You? Or me, for listening to you... No more... Good-bye."
 * (Yes)
 * "Well, what do you think? Can you breathe now?"
 * "Very well... Let's go, then! The Pure Heart is somewhere in this sea of stars..."
 * "Mmm, is this a spaceship? Looks rather like it..."
 * "Oh, dear. Who are you? An...alien, perhaps?"
 * "How do you know about the Pure Heart? And about us? Are you allied with Count Bleck? I demand answers..."
 * "We won't be doing that. We just met you and--"
 * "This planet really seems... on the small side..."
 * "Let's...look for some clues ourselves..."
 * "The 'Whoa Zone'? You simply must be kidding with me... I demand answers..."
 * "How would you know that? Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
 * "I can't believe that creature left us at a time this..."
 * "The queen is...your mother? So you are..."
 * "Now we've gotten five Pure Hearts... This is turning into quite a collection..."
 * "That said, we owe Squirps for helping us find this one... We should be grateful..."
 * "Well, ever since you saved me from Fort Francis, I've been feeling really good..."
 * "I feel like I could just hang around with Mario forever..."
 * "Yes, we found the fifth Pure Heart. And this one-- URK!"
 * "I'm feeling better now... Let's get going."
 * "I'll be fine. this is no time to stay in bed anyway. And I... I want to be near Mario..."

Chapter 5

 * "Quite a nice view from here in mid-air...but I can't yet see the Pure Heart... Wait... Mid-air?"
 * "Hmm... seems as though the leader of these uncouth things has the Pure Heart... We'd best try to find him..."
 * "Floro Sapiens are taking more villagers!"
 * "Ooh, I'm afraid this fellow is terribly misguided..."
 * "No matter how often we do this, it will end the same... Just step aside!"
 * "Wait, what about all that drivel about not showing your face to the count and such?"
 * "Ugh... Haven't you learned? No matter how often we fight, it will end the same..."
 * "King Croacus! You must release the Cragnons you've enslaved..."
 * "Don't compare us to you... We're NOTHING like you!"
 * "That was a rather unexpected turn of events."
 * "Well... Didn't you just hear something?"
 * "It's just that... For a second, I thought I had remembered something very important..."
 * "The Void... It looks as though it's gotten bigger."
 * "The Light Prognosticus doesn't say anything about how long we have?"

Chapter 6

 * "Look at that... The Void... It's enormous here... Much bigger than it is in Flipside... This dimension must be very close to destruction..."
 * "So, the king will give us a Pure Heart if we beat the other 99 Sammer Guys... You'd better get started. You have a lot of fighting to do..."
 * "The Void is growing larger... We have to hurry!"
 * "Why would you want to do something so...unspeakable?"
 * "How can you say that? That's...horrible!"
 * "This is not up for discussion! You're wrong...and sick!"
 * "All living things have a heart. They're all priceless. You can't just...erase them!"
 * "...Tim...Timpani?"
 * "Mimi...time is of the essence. Stay out of our way."
 * "This psychotic girl was only trying to stall us..."
 * "We've got to make it! We can't fail now. Not now! we've come so far."
 * "No... Not like this..."
 * "Count Bleck... I feel like I know him from somewhere... Wait... I do! Or at least, I did! I did know him! But... How? And when? Who is he? I can't remember..."
 * "I'm a little discombobulated myself, so it's hard to say... At the very least, we seem to have returned to Flipside..."
 * "The door leading to that world still exists, it seems... I wonder... Do we dare go back in...? Yes. Yes, I think we should go through..."
 * "There's...nothing left."
 * "Wait... I can feel something very faint. It's the Pure Heart! I can't believe anything is left here, but we have to go take a look."
 * "It seems an impossibility, but it somehow survived the obliteration of this world. Something about it seems odd, though..."
 * "Well... It might be because you're weak..."
 * "The Void had consumed that world...and left the Pure Heart like this..."
 * "But then... How do we save him... I mean... How do we save... everyone...from destruction?"
 * "Mario?! Princess Peach?! Bowser?! MARIO! Where'd you go, Mario?!"
 * "It...can't be... Mario... No..."
 * "Mario! You're alive!"
 * "Um... And you are?"
 * "Haven't we met somewhere before?"
 * "Wait... Is it possible that you're our fourth hero?"
 * "Mario... I never stopped believing you would return... But Princess Peach and Bowser..."
 * "How to proceed... Well, if you could come back, perhaps Peach and Bowser also can."
 * "So this is the seventh... Now there's just a single Pure Heart left to find... We have to act quickly... We have to stop that Blumiere... Hm?! What did I just... Blumiere... Wait... Hold on... Who in the world is that? I... What am I saying...? Mario, what's wrong?"

Chapter 7

 * "It's so dark here... I wonder what sort of world this is..."
 * "Oh, so then this would be The Underwhere place you mentioned earlier?"
 * "Oh, please... He's not that superficial..."
 * "So if we proceed ever upward, we'll eventually reach The Overthere?"
 * "That girl is a walking mood swing... I mean, she's entirely unstable, isn't she?"
 * "You and Mario were sent here, to the land of ended games... To The Underwhere."
 * "That sounds well and good, but we have yet to find Peach..."
 * "Luvbi... Isn't there any way to wake her up sooner?"
 * "So then all we know is that we need to find a kind of fruit... Marvelous."
 * "I do hope this one's the taboo fruit..."
 * "Well, I do hope this one wakes Princess Peach up..."
 * "Princess Peach! Oh, thank goodness you woke up..."
 * "...She fell asleep again."
 * "I-I'd have to say that was NOT it..."
 * "Well, what about this one? Please, let this be the taboo fruit..."
 * "It looks as though she's waking up..."
 * "So... Grambi is your father?"
 * "Well, you must be the boss of all the creatures that escaped The Underwhere."
 * "No! Blumiere! You musn't! Darling... How could you... Oh... Darling... You... Why..."
 * "The prophecy... Do we really have to destroy Count Bleck to stop it form happening?"
 * "I suppose you're right... I guess we always knew that, didn't we..."

Chapter 8

 * "No... I'm going... I've decided. I must do this!"
 * "I will, Merlon."
 * "Let's go! Let's defeat Count Bleck! Let's save all these worlds from destruction!"
 * "So here we are at last... Count Bleck's castle."
 * "So Blumiere IS here..."
 * "Blumiere... So it really is you... Ahem, uhhh... Let's just keep moving. We need to find Count Bleck soon..."
 * "What was that loud noise?"
 * "The whole castle shook! And now that door won't open?"
 * "We have to keep going..."
 * "I know it's horrible, but this is, well...the end of the world. Of all worlds, really."
 * "We must press on. Princess Peach would want it this way if she were here."
 * "The power of The Void is growing. I can feel it. The Chaos Heart is close now..."
 * "Dimentio... we don't have time to trade barbs with you... Move out of the way!"
 * "Where are we? Look! There!"
 * "Is this Merlee's Mansion?"
 * "I guess we must chase him..."
 * "You've...been helping us all this time?"
 * (Yes)
 * "Mario, wait! Are you sure you can trust him? I don't know if I believe all of this..."
 * "He's lying...I can feel it! He's trying to trick us and use us for his own ends."
 * "Mario! Who do you trust, Dimentio or me? I won't warn you again. If you say 'yes' once more, I will not be able to save you. You'll be that psychopath's partner, for better or worse!"
 * "I really wish you hadn't done that... Good-bye."
 * "You're right, Mario... It hurts, but we must grieve for him later."
 * "So, it's just us left now, isn't it? It reminds me of the time we first met..."
 * "...I'm so sorry, Mario. I promised you that I would help you find your friends... And now... All of them are gone forever..."
 * "Maybe you are right and they did somehow survive... They ARE heroes..."
 * "I'm going to believe in them... (And... I'm going to believe in HIM...most of all...) "
 * "I feel something very, very powerful... ...Is it the Chaos Heart?"
 * "If the worlds have no meaning, was our meeting meaningless as well? Answer me, Blumiere!"
 * "My love, Blumiere... Or rather, Count Bleck... The only way we can stop this is to defeat you... And that is exactly why Mario and I have come here... To stop this."
 * "Our attacks...aren't doing anything! He's being shielded by the Chaos Heart."
 * "Is this...the end?"
 * "'Four heroes unite, their hope burns firth light to shatter the walls of blight.' Just like Merlee said..."
 * "Why does it have to end like this..."
 * "But I am here now... No one can keep us apart anymore... Don't you see?"
 * "Dimentio?! You're...alive?"
 * "We have to do something! We have to save Mario and the others!"
 * "What are you SAYING?! You promised we would find happiness together! Was that all just a lie?!"
 * "Blumiere! Snap out of it! How can you think it would end here, after all we have suffered without each other?"
 * "We found each other again because we stayed alive... How can you admit defeat?! I will not! I will not give up! You promised we'd find happiness. You PROMISED!"
 * "Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on!"
 * "Now's our chance... The Pure Hearts have given us power! Let's get him!"
 * "Don't say another word. As long as I am with you, nothing else matters."
 * "Only one thing matters to me now. I never had the chance to return your question... Blumiere... Do you still love me as well?"
 * "Perhaps...my life would have been more carefree without you, that is true."
 * "Blumiere... Of course... I will always be with you..."

Chapter 1

 * "'You are awake at last?'"
 * "'Don't wiggle like that. I found you at the cliff base. You took quite a fall.'"
 * "'Why would that matter? Anyone with a heart would not ignore an injured soul!'"

Chapter 2

 * "'You're late. Did something happen?'"
 * "'I was worried you wouldn't come...'"
 * "'I don't care what you are. I just wanted to see you. Is that... Is that so wrong?'"
 * "'Blumiere... Do you mind if I sit next to you?'"

Chapter 3

 * "'Ow... OW! unhand me!'"
 * "'It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it...'"
 * "'I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I love you, we must part.'"
 * "'This is goodbye, Blumiere. There's no other choice. This is our fate...'"

Chapter 4

 * "'What... What are you thinking? There's no possible way... No one would allow it!'"
 * "'But, Blumiere, is there such a place? Think... I can't bear to see you hurt again.'"
 * "'You...just won't give up, will you? Of all the crazy... stubborn...foolish men...'"
 * "'Blumiere, I love you. Take me away. Take me to a world where we can be happy.'"

Chapter 5

 * "'...There's a tradition in my village. We believe that wishes on stars come true.'"
 * "'I don't need to wish anymore.'"
 * "'I already got my wish. Now...I have everything i need right here.'"
 * "'Not at all. I'm very warm... Can we just stay like this? Just a little longer?'"

Toad

 * ''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"
 * ''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"

Whacka

 * "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Just another picture-perfect day here in Crag! Wooo! Makes me feel like nothing bad could happen on a day like today, whack-a-do!"
 * "Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't stomp me!"
 * "Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't hit me!"
 * "Whack-BYAAAARGH! Don't burn me!"
 * "Whack-OOOOOOOOG! That really hurt!"
 * "Whack-a-hoo! I'm Whacka! Another lovely day here in Crag! Wooo hooo! Of course, yesterday was also pretty darn nice, too, wicky-whackety-whack-a-do!"
 * "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Looks like another great day in Crag! Yahooo! What are the chances of a bad thing happening today? Not likely, whack-a-yooo!"
 * "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Couldn't be prettier here in Crag! Whack-roo! It's the kind of day that nothing could possibly ruin, whackety-yack-a-doooooo!"
 * "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Crag is looking lovely today, whack-a-rooo! I'm sure tomorrow and the next day will be fine, fine, fine, too, whack-a-do!"
 * "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Is it good weather here in Crag? Sure is! Woo! Chances are, tomorrow will be just as fine, too! Whack-a-boooo!"
 * "Whack-huh-ooo? I'm Whacka! ...I think. We've got good weather today...right? Uh, who are you? Wooo? I've been having headaches... I'm feeling forgetful..."
 * "Whack-hoo... I'm Whacka... Or something like that... My head... So forgetful... Did I eat breakfast today?"
 * "Whack-hoo, yack-a-doo... Wick wick wackety hoo... Aah-hooo... ♪"
 * "Whack-a-waaaaaaaaaaaa... I just can't take this... Good-bye..."

Whibbi

 * "Whoa! Thank thee for thine help!"
 * "My given name is Whibbi ! I owe thee for that one! Thou art super!"
 * "I am sorry, Luvbi... I could not stop yon beasts form entering Grambi's shrine. And the fiends wrecked the bridge once they crossed it... Help cannot reacheth him."
 * "To rebuild it, though must find Rebbi,  Blubi , and  Yebbi , and get their  three orbs . Once thou hast them all, we can rebuild the bridge. Taketh this, and findeth the others... I beg of thee... Thou must help..."
 * "Grambi is in danger grave... But we are all so weak... We must ask you... Savest him for us!"

Wracktail

 *  "WHO'S THAT?!  "
 * "The Ancients locked me in this wretched place! I am the wrathful god, Wracktail!"
 * "Why did you wake me from my sweet peace of slumber?! I will punish you...with death!"
 * "Soon you will understand the wrath of the gods!"
 *  "WRAAACK!"  
 *  "ARGH...I'M DONE!"  
 * "But...you have not yet won! I am not the only monster created by the Ancients!"
 * "Greater terrors await you in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials!"
 *  "WRRAAGH!"  

Goomba

 * "You awake, Green?"
 * "Yeah, we're doing OK. Good to see you made it! (Figured he was done... Dude is tougher than he looks.) "
 * "Near as we can figure, most of the other minions got captured or something. And we're probably next! (Why is this dude so calm?! we're behind enemy lines!) "
 * "Man...wow. Did NOT expect that. All those stories about Great Luigi's daring exploits...."
 * "We'd heard you were the defender of the helpless! We have no one else!"
 * "Oh, you are the BEST! (Man, that was waaaaay too easy. What a sucker!) "
 * "This door's the only way out. Let's head through. (Today, please?) "
 * "Hey, this door's unlocked! Let's go through this one. (Plumbers first!) "
 * "Hey, this door's open too. Right after you, Luigi. (Shake a mustache!) "
 * "So where's King Bowser? (I wish he was here instead of the Great Dweeb, here.) "
 * "Great Luigi! Wait for us!"
 * "Uh oh... Looks like the end of the line here."
 *  "GARY! NO!"  
 * "Oh, man... Poor Gary..."
 * "All right! it's time for me to Goomba-up! Hey, lady! Got room for one more on your team?"
 * "What's it look like, genius? I'm getting with the winning team!"
 * "Hey, count me in, lady! HERE WE GO, COUNT, HERE WE GO! LOVE THAT COUNT!"

Gary

 * "Nope, not so much. You're the only one we found lying around here. Hopefully, they're both OK. (Get a load of this moron! Who cares about his friends?) "
 * "Sooooo... Luigi, old buddy! What do you think about maybe getting out of here? We're thinking maybe you open up a path for us...and we all bail. Whatcha think?"
 * "We're right behind you! (But the second the going gets rough, we BAIL!) "
 * "The Great Luigi is like an army of 100 Chain Chomps! (Better than nothing...) "
 * "Man, we are SO lucky to have someone as burly as you... (Must...stroke...ego...) "
 * "Mustache is looking good! (Yeah, REAL impressed with how you bit your bro's style!) "
 * "Where's that cutie, Peach? (She'd be much easier on the eyes than this guy. ♡) "
 * "Uh... Shouldn't we look for another way out, maybe? (This guy's useless.) If we stay put, somebody is definitely going to spot--"
 *  "GAZOOOORT!"  
 *  "HAIL BLECK!"  

Hammer Bro Captain

 * "Uh...no. You're the only one of the wedding part left standing, it looks like."
 * "So you finally woke up, huh, Princess?"
 * "Thing is, most of us minions got all brainwashed by that Bleck guy's assistant. Yeah, everyobody's half nuts! It's not safe here! We've gotta clear this area, NOW!"
 * "Private Koopa here will escort you, OK? You guys make a break for it."
 * "What am I gonna do? I'll TELL you what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna go help my men! King Bowser would burn me to a crisp if I left 'em! Leave no Koopa behind!"
 *  "HAIL BOWSER!"  
 * "What's this insubordination?! Johnson! I am your CAPTAIN! drop and give me twenty!"
 * "You just messed with the wrong Koopa! I serve Bowser! You tell this 'count'..."
 *  "HYUUUUUURK!"  
 *  "HAIL BLECK!"  

Johnson

 * "You. Give up. There is no hope for escape."
 * "All hail the glorious count! Do not resist... Submit to his rule. You will love it."

Koopa Striker

 *  "HAAALT!"  
 * "Yea, you! This is Bowser's castle! And His Burliness doesn't like chumps like you geekin' up the place!"
 * "You're about to get a complimentary nose job, courtesy of my shell!"
 * "Come on out, fellas!"
 * "Come and get some!"

Private Koopa

 * "That was one CRAZY wedding! We can't even find His Groomness! You remember... King Bowser? Oh... And that guy with the mustache... I think he had a green tux on or something? Yeah, erm...Luigi,, that's the guy. We dunno where he ended up either."
 * "OK, lady, we've gotta EVAC this zone! Let's roll!"
 * "Oh, man, this is going downhill fast! Did you SEE that?! They even broke the captain!"
 * "Look, lady, if they find us, it is GAME OVER! We've gotta clear this area, ASAP!"
 * "No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dead end!"
 * "Find cover, lady! I'm trained to handle scum like this!"
 * "BYOOOOORT!"
 * "ALL HAIL COUNT BLECK!"

Miscellaneous
...Parrrrrty!" ''
 *  "YEEEAH!"  
 *  "Bowser, Bowser, WOO! "
 *  "It's OUR turn!" 
 *  "We're under attack!" 
 *  "SAVE US!" 
 *  "I'M DONE FOR!" 
 *  "MOMMY!" 
 *  "BOWSER!"  
 *  "All hail!" 
 *  "You rule!" 
 *  "Niiice, dude!" 
 *  "Hi, Peach!" 
 *  "YES, MA'AM!"  
 *  "YEAAAAHHH!"  
 *  "YEEEOOOWW!"  
 * "Your Crabbiness! Are you leaving us?"
 * "Your lair is safe with us, sir!"
 * "Oh, sir, it seems that Count Bleck has brainwashed some of your loyal henchpeople. They're probably going to forced to attack you, so feel free to dole out punishment!"
 * "Of course, we'd love to come along and defend you, but... You know, we'd just, uh, get in the way, Your Heinousness..."
 * "Clobber that count for us!"
 * ''"We'll miss you, Your Surliness!

First encounter

 * "Whoa-ho-ho! A kidnapping!"
 * "Ohhhh, the despair! The awful spectacle of it all!"
 * "The shocking scene occurred right before my very own tender eyes!"
 * "Well, I guess it's game over for that Pixl. Now that freak Francis has got her..."
 * "Who's this guy? A friend of the butterfly girl that got nabbed?"
 * "Well, that's a pity."
 * "That geek that grabbed her? Francis. Basically the nerd to end all nerds."
 * "Plus, he's got this thing for butterflies! And, well, all things nerdy, too."
 * "If he gets his sweaty mitts on something he likes, there's no getting it back."
 * "He collects stuff and keeps it in his fantasy fortress. It's like geek paradise."
 * "Whoa now. You want to know where Fort Francis is?"
 * "Well, if you go ALL the way down ahead for miles and miles, you'll find it."
 * "You're not thinking of infiltrating the nerd lair and rescuing her, are you?"
 * "Look, nobody likes having their butterfly kidnapped by a geek, but it's dangerous!"
 * "Still set on it, eh? What a tender moment. I think I got something in my eye here."
 * "Listen. let me give you some travel tips."
 * "You listening? Good."
 * "All I got for you is three critical tips, so remember all of 'em!"
 * "Here's your first tip!"
 * "A bunch of no-class jerks are holed up in this castle up ahead."
 * "It ain't gonna be easy getting past 'em. But here's the juice: it's an old castle."
 * "You do your thing with that red X mark, and maybe something will happen for you."
 * "Now for my second tip!"
 * "If you somehow pass those clowns in the castle, you'll see an ocean. Can't miss it."
 * "A scaaarrry sea monster lives there. The beast is huuuuuuuuuge. And cranky."
 * "But if you toast its red flipper thing, something good is bound to happen."
 * "And here's the last tip!"
 * "Once you swim your way through that ocean, you'll see a humongous tree."
 * "There's a huge gorge on the other side. There's no jumping across it!"
 * "Look for the red wind and do something with it. Then you can get across."
 * "Get all of that? Good. You be careful now."
 * "If by some crazy chance you do save her, come back and tell me how you did it!"

Second encounter

 * "Whoa-ho-now! You wanna hear the three tips again? Just say the word!"
 * "No more hints?!"
 * "No way... You defeated Francis?!"
 * "Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down. THAT'S HUGE NEWS!"
 * "I'm just glad I could help with that daring mission to infiltrate the nerd lair."
 * "So, uh... I guess there's no need for me to stay here and give out tips..."
 * "I guess I've done my job. I've got nothing to do now..."
 * "Oh, hey... How about I tag along with you guys?"
 * "Well, I've made up my mind! I'm coming along, whether you want me or not."
 * "There's plenty of dangerous types wandering out there."
 * "Let's stick together. It'll be safer for both of us that way."

Boomer

 *  "SSS-BOOOOM!"  
 * "Good vibes! Them vibes set of my blow-stuff-up sensors. You like explodin'? Sss-POW!"
 * "I ain't sensed real good blow-stuff-up vibes in... 1,500 years! Sss-POOOM!"
 * "I gotta check those vibes out a little more close-like! Sss-CRAAAACK!"
 * "Check it out: just answer a couple questions real quick. Sss-BLAAAAM!"
 * "Ok, sss-BOOOOM?"
 * "Here we go, sss-BWAMMO!"
 * "You stay up wonderin' if anyone ever gives presents TO Santa Claus."
 * "For some reason, you clean your room before a test."
 * "When someone says, "Let's just be friends," you think, 'Yeah, whatever.'"
 * "You don't really understand why I'm askin' you all these questions."
 * "You think shoppin' online is a wonderful and magical experience."
 * "You once put on a shirt inside out but didn't bother reversin' it before goin' out."
 * ''"You wanna be sleepin' when you're awake, but when you're tired, you wanna wake up."'
 * "You're gettin' real tired of these questions."
 * "Got it, got it, GOT IT! SSSS-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
 * "You got some tasty vibes! Sss-BLAM!"
 * "My mind' made up now! Ssss-BLAPPOW! You guys... are worthy of my power!"
 * "Each second explodes into the next! Sssss-BAMMO! Bombs away! Ssss-BOOOOM!"

Carrie

 *  "Freedom!"  
 * "Oh, finally I'm out! I didn't know what I was going to do! Thank, thank you! I've been shut up in there forever... You'll never catch me in there again."
 * "I must repay you! I'm at your service. I'm sure you can find a use for my talent!"
 * "Hold on a second. Before we get all friendly, we should see if we're on the same page."
 * "You met Francis, right? What do you think of the guy? Your first impression?"
 * "Ah, I see. I see. Anything else about him catch your eye?"
 * "Oh? Yes, I see how you would think that. So...sum it up. What do you think about him?"
 * "So you think Francis is a..."
 * "*Greenish/Nerdy/Awesome/Fantastic* *photo fanatic/butterfly fanatic/irresistible guy*? Basically, a *monster/tech geek/stallion*?"
 * "Well...imagine that! You and I feel the same way about him! We've got great harmony. Yep, I think we'll work perfectly. Together, nothing can touch us!"
 * "With me, you can get places in a hurry! Go ahead, give me a spin!"

Cudge

 *  "Hey! Yo!"  
 * "Whuh? I'm gettin' nothin'... So... You...ignorin' me? Or was that a 'yes'?"
 * "Better try one more time... PLEASE TALK TO ME!"
 * "Nice! Sounds good. Been a while since I heard voices. Been a while since I talked."
 * "Gotta tell people how ya feel or they dunno... Gotta talk or no one hears ya!"
 * "So, listen, weird question... You got a motto or what? Whisper it to me, huh?"
 * "Oh yeah... That's perfect! I am LOVIN' that!"
 * "Real good wordin', real good timin'! It really got me right there! In the heart!"
 * "And on that note, hang on a quick sec..."
 *  "*entry*!"  
 * "So yeah, that's your motto... Words you live by, right? Right on! Good stuff! Feels like I know you now... What really drives you... Gotta say, it's inspirin'!"
 * "Haven't felt like this in a while... Feels kinda like when I first became a Pixl!"
 * "I gotta get on board this good-feelin' train! I'm stickin' with you!"
 * "Yeah! Feelin' good! Yeah! I got a lot of pent-up energy, lemme tell you!"

Dashell

 *  "BRRRRRRRRR!"  
 * "Whoa! You defeated that monster of a dragon? Really? Crazy. That's crazy."
 * "And you were able to clear those 99 other rooms... Boy. Wow. Just wow. Seriously."
 * "I'm stunned! Absolutely incredible! Here! For you! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!"
 * "Rad as that was, though, I've gotta warn you... Stay on your toes for what's ahead!"
 * "Listen UP and listen GOOD! You! Must! Treasure! Life!"
 * "Got to, got to, GOT TO!"
 * "You've absolutely GOT to! Absolutely! ABSOLUTELY GOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "...I mean, don't you think so?"
 * "...I'm sure you agree with me."
 * "All right! Done! Gravy!"
 * "Fate brought us both here! And so I will lend you... MY POWERRRRRRR!"
 * "D-Dash and sh-shuffle and you'll be able to dodge the fiercest attacks. Gotta tell you, that's how I've survived many a battle. Yup. Fleeing. It works."
 * "Trust in my power and you can run away to a more peaceful world!"

Dottie

 * "Yes, this is unexpected... But so is a storm of rain... Such is the way of things. There are no absolutes..."
 * "Come, come, be at peace. Calm your raging inner sea. Let us meditate on this..."
 * "Come, now, ease your mind. Let me muffle the wails of your frightened soul..."
 * "Do not be hasty in fear! Look closer! That is not one of the Floro Sapien!"
 * "Well, isn't that welcome news! Why don't you go find Flint? For I must bid you farewell."
 * "Humans and Pixls...or Cragnons and Pixls for that matter...shouldn't linger too long together. Only heroes who know how to utilize Pixls properly can travel with them..."
 * "Come now, let me assist you in your departure from here. Let your aura shrink... When it diminishes, you can return to the village where the one you seek awaits."
 * "Farewell, weeping Cragnon! Go frolic beneath the sun, where you are meant to live."
 * "Rain still falls in my heart. The taken souls cry out... Why do they cry such tears?"
 * "You must stop this torrent. Fate brought us together. Great hero of 1,500 years... Now you must take me there... To the deep, dark underbelly of the earth..."
 * "Let us go! Before the rain of tears becomes a flood... Before disaster breaks..."

Fleep

 * "Heeeere I seeeeeet, amore! ♪ Awaiting youuuuuu, amore! ♪ No more, no more, amore! ♪"
 * "100 years agoooooo, amore! ♪ I came in here to go, amore! ♪ So bored, so bored, amore! ♪"
 * "No toilet paper here, amore! ♪ I wait 100 yeeeears, amore! ♪ What for, what for, amore? ♪"
 * "Any paaaaper, please, amore? ♪ Just a sheet for me, amore! ♪ Implore, implore, amore! ♪"
 * "Paaapes, paaapes, amore! ♪ Looove the paaapes, amore! ♪ Oh more, oh more, amore! ♪"
 * "Fleep has a-waited for you! At last we meeeet, mi amore! My sweeeet, sweeeet paper!"
 * "And now we do part, amore! ♪ For down you depart, amore! ♪ No more, no more, amore! ♪"
 *  "RELIEF!"  
 * "Eeet's a paper miiiracle! Fleep is a-feeeeeling good! You bring Fleep the happy?"
 * "Fleep has been a-waiting so long for you, amore! Si, for this momento!"
 * "We Pixls are helpful tools, si? But we no choose masters, be they goood or baaaaad!"
 * "Still, Fleep has the passion to be used for something, so... Fleep waited here, amore! ♪"
 * "And you found Fleep, amore! ♪ Oh, thank you deep, amore! ♪"
 * "From this momento, you and Fleep are as one! we shall never paaaaart!"
 * "Fleep follows you, amore! ♪ Companion true, amore! ♪"
 * "On the back side of the sad is the happy! We will find it! You and Fleep, amore! ♪"

Piccolo

 *  "DOODLY-DOO!"  
 * "The bird, it warbles, TWEET! The bug, it cries, CHEEP!"
 * "The frog, RRRRRRIBBIT! The dog, GRRRRRROWF! Goats and cars, BLEEEET!"
 * "All things sing, you see... To live is to make music!"
 * "My words... Could it be... I've said something poetic? Could it truly be?"
 * "I am Piccolo!"
 * "Your footsteps sang to me! CLOP! CLOP! And over again!"
 * "But those sounds are not your everything, your all, your essence! Nope!"
 * "I'll show you why!"
 * "Use me to hear sound that matches your character... POCCOLO-COLO!♪"
 * "The beat of your spirit... I will find it and play it for you!"

Slim

 *  "Know the secret? 'CUZ I DOOOO!"  
 * "So, do ya know the secret, pard? Well? do ya?"
 * "Iffen you close your peepers... and imagine real hard... the the world's gone... Why it's just about the biggest dern thrill ever!"
 *  "WHUH-HUH?!"  
 * "My senses are tellin' me that you're the hero! Whoa... Hey, welcome, pard."
 * "Got some bad news, though. Looks to me like yer a bit lackin' in thrills. I can't give my power to anyone who's too skinny in the thrills department."
 * "So here's what we do, pard! I'll recharge yer thrill gauge over the next ten seconds! You ready? Here goes!"
 * "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR! SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEN! THREE-POINT-ONE-FOOOUR! ONE MARZIIIIIIIIIIIILLION! TENNNNN!"  
 * "Now yer all chargified, pard! Yepper, now you've got yer thrills!"
 * "Now remember, we Pixls got loads of power, so you'd best be real careful with us!"
 * "We had a little dustup with them Ancients 2,000 years ago...but we're pards now."
 * "So let's go have us some thrill, huh?! C'mon!"
 * "So now you know the secret, huh, pard? Don't ya? Playin' hide-an'-seek is the biggest thrill you can find! You oughta try it!"

Thoreau

 *  "Sweet freedom!"  
 * "Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the legendary hero must have done it!"
 * "I expressed concern when the Ancients stuffed me in that chest 1,500 years ago... But it seems my fears were quite unfounded. The hero has finally arrived"
 * "Why... YES! I am indeed a Pixl. My name is... Thoreau "
 * "You are a Pixl as well? But you don't look familiar... Are you a newer model?"
 * "No matter! Details do bore me!"
 * "What is important is the fact that I have waited AGES to lend my skill to the hero. And, glorious day, here you are! Do take me with you... You simply must!"
 * "You will, than? Smashing!"
 * ''"With me at your side, one may grasp objects with great vigor! Simply press to use my throwing ability!
 * "What's this, you say? You need not worry. The great being that watches us will know what it is."
 * "Just remember that I can grasp objects and enemies and hurl them with gusto."
 * "Grab something with  and press  again to throw it. Why not take a moment to get acquainted with my useful talent? You will need to use my ability to get out of this room. Ready, steady, GO!"
 * "Glorious day!"
 * "Consider me fully at your disposal. Now, to adventure and beyond!"

Thudley

 * "HEY! In case you ain't heard, I throw a lot of girth around these parts."
 * "And I'm gonna check you out to make sure you got the weight to hang with me."
 * "All right. Let's start by checking that face of yours."
 * "Looks like you're sportin' a beefy 'stache, there. Solid! I give it 60 girth points." (Mario)
 * "Look at those big eyes! You make my girthy heart flutter, girl. Those eyes of yours have got some heavy to 'em! You get 70 girth points!" (Peach)
 * "Dude has shaggy eyebrows! That's not even kinda girthy! You get 50 girth points." (Bowser)
 * "All right, I gotta check the girthiness of those clothes of yours!"
 * "Overalls?! Man, only the brawniest heroes wear those! That's worth 100 girth points!" (Mario)
 * "A pink dress?! It takes guts to wear that here. Bam! There's 100 girth points!" (Peach)
 * "What's more girthy than a giant spiky shell?! That's worth 100 girth points!" (Bowser)
 * "Girth check on the body comin' up. That's where the real heavy comes from."
 * "Woah, ho ho! You might be small, but you pack a punch of girth! Girth is a state of mind! You just got yourself another 10,000 girth points!" (Mario)
 * "Unbelievable! You might be a slender thing, but you got a beefy spirit, girl! I wouldn't mess with a chick like you! You get 1,000,000 girth points!" (Peach)
 * "Look at this guy! Look him up in the dictionary, and he's the definition of girth! A superheavyweight right here! Bam... 10,000 girth points!" (Bowser)
 * "The sheer girthitude on display here is blowing my mind! There's no getting around it! You got heavy like I've never seen before!"
 * "Any fool that gets in your way and you just HAVE to girth him up!"
 * "Love it! Smash and squish those lightweights!"
 * "You're goin' places with girth like that, and I wanna come along for the ride."
 * "With our girths combined, nobody can stop us! But you gotta get out of this room first. Put my heavyweight power to work!"

Tiptron

 * "Hey... That's not my name... I'm Tippi..."
 * "Well... Are you ready to go?"
 * "He constructed me...Constructed...me... N-No, no! I'm Tippi... I wasn't constructed by anyone..."

Sammer Guys
NOTE: This section contains only quotes from the main story. For a list of Sammer Guy quotes in the complete Duel of 100, see here.

Jade Blooper

 * "Ahhhh... So you run, coward. You disgrace your family's honor. Another unworthy opponent... When will this 'hero' of legend appear? Time is running out, and still he refuses to show his face!"
 * "You stop now! You wear the clothes of a crazy. You must be, if you mean to challenge me!"
 * "Aha. So it begins, challenger. I am known as Jade Blooper, guardian of the 1st gate. Prepare for game over!"
 *  "HAAACHAWW!"  
 * "No more, I beg you! Your power is great, challenger."
 * "Your skills are impressive. So the hero of legend has finally revealed himself... You may go to the next gate."
 *  "INSOLENCE!  Show respect, dog! You stand before King Sammer, ruler of the Sammer Guys!"
 * "In our kingdom, there is a legend that has been passed down through generations. 'When a great hole appears in the sky, the world will soon be devoured.' The tempest in the sky grows larger by the day. It must be stopped!"
 * "Fool, do not keep the king waiting! Go to the next gate."

Hill with Eyes

 * "I intended for you to forever sleep at the foot of this hill. But I must let you pass. Go now!"

Puffing Fist

 * "But if the world is dying, my vacation days aren't worth anything... Challenger, go with speed and save Puffing Fist's forthcoming vacation!"

Squatting Birdo

 * "So the legends ARE true! We are doomed! Great Birdo, protect us all!"

Leeping Cheep

 * "My sword... It quivers! It is an ill omen. What? You know of this? Then why do you waste my time?"

Master Wiggler

 * "Here's another haiku... "Why are you still here? If you have time to wiggle... You're a bad hero...""

Shoe of Kuribo

 * "If the prophecy is true, then our whole world will soon go STOMPOW! I must stomp this ill destiny!"

Guy Who Fry

 * "I am like a sad pail of discarded grease..."

Screaming Mantis

 * "You have...no lozenges for SCREEEEEAAMING MANTIS? Go now...and come back when you have done your deed..."

Koopa in Winter

 * "Leave me! I must wait for my soul to thaw..."

Footsteps of Coins

 * "My wealth was in my battle skills, and you have robbed me of them. My poverty of spirit is now matched by my empty pockets. And now I am faced with... NO! A loan from Mother! She will frown upon me! I would rather sell my weapons!"

Urchin Lung

 * "What are you doing just standing here?! Move on to the next gate!"

Crow Who Eats

 * "Go on to the next gate! Today, I will only feed on my own bitter disappointment..."

Swollen Tongue

 * "What are you chewing? I mean doing? Get out of fear! ...I mean... Get going!"

Slipping Grip/Clammy Hand/Forbidden Slap

 * "Brother!"
 * "Brother, are you hurt?!"
 * "Slipping Grip! Clammy Hand! Why are you here? Why have you left your gates?"
 * "We were worried about you..."
 * "Brother... Return to the academy... They will take you back..."
 * "Yes, let us return to the academy and earn an advanced Sweaty Palm belt... Perhaps they will forgive my selfish quest for dark slapping power..."
 * "You have beaten us! Now go on and shame the rest like you have shamed us..."
 * "May the martial art spirits grant you luck! Onward to glory!"
 * "The hole in the sky grows bigger..." - Slipping Grip
 * "What are you waiting for? Get to the king!" - Clammy Hand
 * "What are you doing? Hurry on to the king!" - Forbidden Slap

Hairy Arantula in the Grass

 * "Go to the next gate! You are ruining Hairy Arantula in the Grass's hiding spot..."

Another Castle

 * "Every castle must crumble one day. Now...leave me to my crumbling."

Rolling Thwomp

 * "WORLD GOES SQUISH SOON!"
 * "MUST TELL KING SAMMER! MUST NOT ACCIDENTALLY SQUISH KING AGAIN..."

Thrashing Prawn

 * "The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms! Oh. This isn't a good time? If you are the hero we have waited for, you should hurry along to the treasure... I, Thrashing Prawn, must swallow my anger and allow you to pass..."

Thousand-Year Roar

 * "GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout! Perhaps...now is not the best time to explode your ears... You may pass this time. Hurry on to King Sammer!"

Unshy Guy

 * "I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm! ...Another time. We are currently having a bit of an emergency. The king is up ahead; go to him!"

Useless Badge

 * "I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility! But for now... I will let you pass..."

Sunshine Flood

 * "FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! But... Now is not the time. We will meet again, but you must go and find the king!"

Grand Master Kickface

 * "You are in a great hurry, challenger, but allow me to introduce myself. I am Grand Master Kickface of the 26th gate. I am legendary in face-kicking circles. You have indulged me, challenger, and so you may pass without face kick..."

Soaring Cape

 * "Interloper, it is I, Soaring Cape! I will whoosh down upon... ...Ahh, forget it. Just go."

Yowling Yux

 * "Fly to King Sammer! Now!"

Mystical Whistle

 * "Go to the king!"

Laughing X-Naut

 * "HA HA HA. We are doomed. It cannot be stopped. HAH HAH."
 *  "HAH HAH HAH."  

Dyllis

 * "You vill eat NOW, schnitzel!"
 * "This is cooking laboratory called Hot Fraun! Here vee grab flavor und vee SPANK it!"
 * "You bring two ingredients! Und then, vee make treat so tasty, you cry like baby!"
 * "Und now, vee cook for you! First ingredient! NOW!"
 * "Second ingredient! NOW!"
 * "You vant I should cook vith a(n) *item* und a(n) *item*?"
 * "You WAIT!, I COOK, schnitzel!"
 * "SLICE UND SIMMER! NOW! ♪ VEE MUST MAKE CHOW! ♪ Vait one second und..."
 * "Completion! Now you vill EAT, little bratwurst!"
 * "Ach... Shameful cooking... My oven is very naughty..."
 * "This is first time you make dish! Und so vee vill add this to recipe list!"
 * "Remember this, schnitzel... You find new ingredients, you vill bring them HERE!"

Flamm

 * "Hi there! I'm Flamm, the Map Chap! I sell the hidden mysteries of the world here!"
 * "And you came at a great time! This chap got a map in today."
 * "Which map for you today?"
 * "Oh yeah, Map *number*... That'll run you *number* coins... You really want that one?"
 * "Thanks a lot! Want to buy another map from this chap?"
 * "Thanks a lot! I'd offer to sell you another, but that was our last map... And I can't exactly say when I'll get fresh stock, either. But come again, OK?"

Flimm

 * "Greetings! Name's Flimm. Freelance Sales Freak, owner and proprietor of this shirt."
 * "Sell anything. Sell to anyone. Sell big. Sell often. SELL NOW! So... Look then BUY!"
 * "Oh, boy. That is a fine eye you have there. Do you have a master's in buying stuff?"
 * "That's a(n) *item* And it's yours for only *number* coins! Selling madness!"
 * "I've got bundles of bargains! But you've got no room! Can't carry, can't buy."
 * "Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE."
 * "Wow. Talk about a win for you. You're going to love that li'l baby. LOVE it."
 * "Well, inventory changes like THAT! Yeah, that quick. So come back soon."

Normal

 * "Goooooooood day!"
 * "How's it, howaya, goooooood."
 * "Lucky you, finding Howzit's shop here in Flipside."
 * "I see you've found my fine shop here in Yold Town."
 * "First time here, eh? I oughta tell you, we offer shop here for our regular customers. You earn shop points with every purchase. Limit of one point for every purchase. Earn enough, and you win a FREE GIFT! Free stuff. FOR FREE! That's goooooood. Want to know just how many points you've saved up? Just ask me!"
 * "Got that? Or do you wanna hear my spiel again?"
 * "Whatcha need?"
 * (Buy)
 * "Go ahead and grab the item you want! They're all goooood."
 * "That'll run you *number* coins. Sound goooooooood?"
 * "Oh, SO gooooooooooooood! Looks like that pushes you up to *number* shop point(s)!"
 * "Anything else look goooood?"
 * "Your pockets are stuffed, but gooooooood! Live a little! Use some stuff and come back when you've got room."
 * "Oh. Not goooooooood news... This is a little awkward... See, you're short on coins. Come back when times aren't so tough for you."
 * "Appreciate the business! Goooooooodbye!"
 * (Sell)
 * "Whatcha selling?"
 * "I'll buy that *item* for *number* coins. Whatcha say?"
 * "Oh, SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD! Anything else you want to unload?"
 * "Thanks a mile. If there's anything you want to sell me, bring it on in!"
 * "I'm a nice guy and all, but you can't sell me air. Come back with some gooooooods!"
 * (Store)
 * "I can hold *number* more items for you. What can I take off your hands?"
 * "OK, I'll hold on to this for you until you want it back."
 * "Any more gooooooods?"
 * "All right. Let's store some gooooooods! Except...you don't have anything on you to store! Come on back once you do!"
 * "You've got nothing for me to keep for you! Come back when you've got some goooooods for me to store for you!"
 * (Pick up)
 * "Whatcha wanna pick up?"
 * "There you go then."
 * "Here it is, then!"
 * "Anything else you want to pick up while you're here?"
 * "That's all I'm hanging on to for you right now. But feel free to stop on by if you want to store something else. Or chat. Or whatever!"
 * "I'm not hanging on to any of your goooooooods right now."
 * (Check points)
 * "Thanks a mile, bub. Looks like you're up to *number* shop points now."
 * "Gooooood-bye!"

Twinkle Mart

 * "HAVE A TWINKLY DAY! Welcome to Twinkle Mart! If we're not closed, we're open!"
 * "WAAAAAAA! I was SO lonely! Since our grand opening, you're our first customer!"
 * "I think I should have thought about location more when I bought this place..."
 * "Whatcha looking for today? Just grab whatever grabs your eye, Twinkle shoppers!"
 * "The *Sweet/Shroom/Golden* Choco-bar, huh? That'll be *number* coins! Does it twinkle your fancy?"
 * "Need anything else?"
 * "Color me twinkled pink! It gets lonely here, so promise to come again, OK?!"

Notso

 * "Not so bad a day to you!"
 * "Hey, how's life, not so bad? Lucky you, finding Notso's shop here in Flopside."
 * "Whaddaya need?"
 * (Buy)
 * "Go ahead and grab the item you want! They're all not so bad, lemme tell you!"
 * "Oh yeah, a(n) *item*... That'll run you *number* coins. Deal? Or not so much?"
 * "Not so shabby, if I do say so! Looks like that pushes you up to *number* shop point(s)!"
 * "Anything else look not so bad to you?"
 * "You've got no room to carry stuff! No, not so much! Live a little! Use some stuff and come back when you've got room."
 * "Oh, boy. Not so good news... This is a little awkward... See, you're short on coins. Come back when times aren't so tough for you."
 * (Sell)
 * "Whaddaya selling?"
 * "I'll buy that *item* for *number* coins. Whaddaya say?"
 * "Not so bad, if I do say so! Anything else you want to unload?"
 * "I'm a nice guy and all, but I don't buy air. Not so much. Come back with some items!"
 * (Store)
 * "I can hold *number* more items for you. What can I take off your hands?"
 * "OK, I'll hold on to this for you until you want it back."
 * "Any more stuff?"
 * "All right. Let's store some stuff! Except...you don't have anything on you to store! Come on back once you do!"
 * "You don't have anything I can keep for you! Come back when you've got something, OK?"
 * (Pick up)
 * "Whaddaya wanna pick up?"
 * "There you go, then."
 * "Anything else you want to pick up while you're here?"
 * "Here it is, then!"
 * "That's all I'm hanging on to for you right now. But feel free to stop by if you want to store something. Or chat. Or whatever!"
 * "I'm not hanging on to any of your stuff right now. No. Not so much."
 * (Check points)
 * "Thanks a mile, bud. Looks like you're up to *number* shop points now."
 * "Not so long!"

Saffron

 * "Hello there, sugar!"
 * "Welcome to Sweet Smiles! Our dishes will turn that little frown right upside down!"
 * "Just bring me an ingredient, sugar, and I'll whip up a dish guaranteed to satisfy!"
 * "Ooh, now let's get cooking! Go on and choose the ingredient you want, sugar."
 * "So, sugar, you want me to create a dish for you with a(n) *item*?"
 * "Mmm hmm! One delicious dish, coming right up, sugar!"
 * "Choppy bubbly YUMMMM! ♪ Put it in your TUMMMMM! ♪ One more second and then..."
 * "Done! Enjoy the yum, sugar!"
 * "That is one FINE eatable!"
 * "Ooh no... Wait... I made a mistake... Oh well, these things happen, sugar..."
 * "Ooh, this is the first time I've made this dish for you! I'll add this to my recipe list."
 * "Remember, sugar, if you find new ingredients, you bring 'em on by to me!"

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