List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.

Bowser

 * "Nintendo!" (Also said by Mario and Luigi)
 *  "GWAHAHA!"  
 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 *  "PEACH!"  
 * "So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
 * "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius!"
 * "I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone!"
 * "I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
 * "Crud!"
 *  "MAAARIO!"  
 * "Are you seriously trying to start with me again?!"
 * "I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice..."
 * "But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE."
 * "Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
 * "Outta the way!"
 * "Shut up!"
 * "I'll burn you too, Blabby!"
 * "What...happened..."
 * "Where are my skills? That was not my "A" game..."
 * "I mean, I've lost before, but not THAT easily..."
 * " Whuh... What? "
 * "Those guys make me so MAD! Gah! It does NOT end like this!"
 * "I'm going back to that castle and kidnapping Peach for real!"
 * "DON'T SAY THAT NAME!"
 * "Just thinking about it makes me RAGE!"
 * "I'll chill nothing! I'm going to Peach's Castle right now!"
 * "Wait, where am I, anyway?"
 * "What? Win what?!"
 * "A Lucky Shroom?"
 * "I didn't even buy anything!"
 * "What's this about jackpotting?!"
 * "Beat Mario?! Seriously?!"
 * "What, didn't you hear him? It'll help me beat Mario! Duh!"
 * "You! Weirdo! Gimme that Lucky Shroom!"
 * "Hurf! BUUURF?!"
 *  "HAAARGH!"  
 *  "HWAAAAAARF!"  
 *  "GWAHAHA!"  
 * "Gwa ha ha...ah ha haaf..."
 *  "WOWCH!"  
 *  "YAAAARGH!"  
 * "Whoa, what did I eat?!"
 * "That's some serious pain going on down here!"
 *  "YAAAARGH!"  
 * "What the–– HEY! Is somebody there?!"
 * "Who is that?! Where am I?!"
 * "You gotta be kidding! It's in my BODY?!"
 * "HEY YOU! IN THERE! WHAT ARE YOU?!"
 * "WHY ARE YOU IN MY BODY?!"
 * "Peach's Castle?"
 * "Mario pounded me at Peach's..."
 * "I got chucked into a forest..."
 * "I don't remember the rest..."
 * "Wait––I ate a weird mushroom from some weirdo in the forest..."
 * "Weird forest mushrooms... From some weirdo..."
 * "I DON'T GET IT!"
 * "I don't get what happened to me at ALL! This is stupid!"
 * "And you, partying in my body like you own it. How dare you?!"
 * "Whoa, hold it! Long? I hate boring stories..."
 * "Hey, wait! You! You in my bod! I've heard your voice before..."
 * "Oh, yeah! Right! Where am I?"
 * "Kind of a dim, dank cave."
 * "What in the world am I doing in a dim, dank cave?!"
 * "Hrmph! I was gonna do that anyway, genius!"
 * "What?"
 * "What's going on in there? What are you babbling about?!"
 * "Let's go already!"
 * "Hey, what did you... How dare you!"
 * "Hrmph! Let's go!"
 * "Look at this flimsy thing! Time for some burnage!"
 * "Wait, what happened? HEY! Why did no flames come out?!"
 * "Hey! You in my belly! Wake up! You hear me?!"
 * "I'll tell you what's wrong! My flames aren't working!"
 * "You probably messed something up in there!"
 * "Hey, jerky, I never had any trouble until you got in there!"
 * "I was a burning MACHINE! And now you broke me!"
 * "SO FIRE ME BACK UP!"
 * "Do I need any logic? Listen, I NEED to breathe fire!"
 * "Hey! HEY!"
 * "GRAAAARGH!"
 * "This is complete garbage! I gotta get my fire back!"
 * "Someday I'll get that punk!"
 * "Hey! Hold up! Quit hovering!"
 * "Wait, I know you!"
 * "You're the weirdo who tricked me into eating that mushroom!"
 * "WHAAAAT?!"
 * "What's your problem, pal? What's your beef with me?"
 * "You're nuts!"
 * "Whoa, hold up, champ! What about my castle?!"
 * "Pffffft. Please! Get over yourself!"
 * "My castle's gonna be just fine, pal."
 * "Hey! HEY! COME BACK! I'm not done with you!"
 * "Taste defeat? You're going to taste my fist, you little piglet!"
 * "That doesn't even make sense!"
 * "GAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
 * "What is WRONG with you?! Nothing you say makes sense!"
 * "And now you made me mad!"
 * "And once I get mad, I need to punch something! C'MERE!"
 * "Haah... Gaah... Gaaah..."
 * "That weird mushroom is making me feel cruddy..."
 * "Can't win like this..."
 * " What... How... "
 * "Hey! You in the gut! Are you listening?!"
 * "I'm heading for my castle!"
 * "What am I, a taxi? Want a coffee too? Maybe a massage?"
 * "Look, my castle's in danger!"
 * "We gotta head there right now! That weirdo can't have it!"
 * "What? What is this?"
 * "Stop talking!"
 * "GAH! SHUT UP!"
 * "Teach me what? Hurry up!"
 * "Hey buddy? You make NO SENSE! Enough with the crazy talk!"
 * "Hey! I was JUST HERE!"
 * "Quit messing with me! Take me back NOW!"
 * "Not too shabby!"
 * "Brain guy! Take me to Bowser Castle, and make it snappy!"
 * "TOO MANY WORDS."
 * "Not that I care, but who are you really?"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Huh? What language is that? And what are you doing there?"
 *  "BAH HA HA!"  
 * "Whatever you're smelling isn't me, pal! I don't do charity!"
 * "I'm too busy for this!"
 * "Enough with the yelling! Why would I help you?"
 * "What? Gratitudes?"
 * "What is wrong with you... It's just a stupid block!"
 * "Hmmm... Surprises, huh..."
 * "Fine... What do I do?"
 * "Pbbth! Just pull on the rope? Gimme a challenge, pal!"
 * "Have a taste of Bowser power!"
 * "Whoa! Feels like I just got a power boost!"
 * "HAAAAARGH!"
 * "Haah... Haah..."
 * "OH YEAH! FEEL IT!"
 * "Enough blabbing, buddy! Make with the surprise block!"
 * "This is just a normal block! No surprise! What gives?!"
 * "Whoa, whoa, INHALE an enemy?! I can do that in battle?"
 * "What's this?"
 * "Hey!"
 * "What's this thing?"
 * "It's some weird statue!"
 * "The Sea Pipe Statue? Sounds dumb. What is it?"
 * "Ah, a hero, huh? So that means..."
 * "I'm the model!"
 *  "HEY!"  
 *  "IT'S UGLY!"  
 *  "Hmph!"  
 * "My eyes are much more manly than that!"
 * "Whoa! It's moving!"
 * "Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!"
 * "That voice!"
 * "OH, YES I AM!"
 * "Look, pal, I can tell you wanna fight, but I'm in no mood."
 * "Take me to my castle right now!"
 *  "GWAHAHAHA!"  
 * "Aw, I was all fired up to let Fawful have it!"
 * "I'll take you instead!"
 *  "BWAHAHAHA!"  
 * "He seriously thought he could stop Bowser with this toy?"
 * "Bah!"
 * "Again?!"
 * "What's with this water?"
 * "...Actually, I am kinda thirsty."
 * "Bloooooooorg... I feel all...sloshy."
 * "I think I drank too much..."
 * "What?"
 * "What? No! Why?"
 * "What? Filth? CRUST?!"
 * "And you... You think you can fix me up in there?"
 * "You can get my flame back?!"
 *  "You can make me better than Mario?!"  
 *  "BWAHAHAHA!"  
 * "It's a deal! If you're for real, I'll drink as much as you want!"
 * "Whoa, what happened? My flame is back!"
 * "What?! Really?!"
 *  "GWAHAHAHA!"  
 * "Not too shabby!"
 * "I might have to make you an honorary minion!"
 * "Hmph! Well, forget I offered. No one needs to know."
 * "What's your name, anyway?"
 * "Yeah. Your name. Give me it."
 * "Chippy? Weird name..."
 * "Wait, hang on, Chippy!"
 * "Did you just say "we"?"
 * "Who else is in there?"
 * "Well, whatever."
 * "The only thing that matters is Captain Flame is back, baby!"
 * "He's got a fiery temper, but MAN is he a fun dude!"
 *  "GWAHAHAHA!"  
 * "Just a little touch of, and FWAAAARGH!"
 * "Anybody standing in the way gets done medium rare!"
 * "Maybe I'd better shake the rust off by burning these trees!"
 * "You again?! You must love this place, huh, blockface?"
 *  "GWAHAHAHA!"  
 * "Man, you are priceless. That thing is your pet?"
 * "Pfft! No prob, buddy! It'll take about one punch!"
 * "What now, blockface? Got something for me?"
 * "Look, I'm too busy for this! Just spit it out already!"
 * "Hey! You slackers! What are you doing?!"
 * "Some nutjob's after my castle!"
 * "And you guys are hanging out playing Cram-in-the-Cage?!"
 * "Chucked you?! Goombas don't get chucked, pal!"
 * ""Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!""
 * "Didn't you memorize that in Goomba boot camp?"
 * "Pathetic... So what about the rest of my military?"
 * "Did the other corps get spanked as bad as you?"
 *  "BRAAARGH!"  
 * "I TOLD you to train harder! No wonder Mario crushes you!"
 * "Well, I'll train you chumps up nice! Follow me!"
 * "I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE."
 * "Yeah, instead of crying all the time, I make things happen!"
 * "Y'know, I really oughta help those idiot Goombas..."
 * "Maybe this thing will work as a bridge..."
 * "HRRRRNNNN!"
 * "Almost...there..."
 * "Right! And now we take back my castle!"
 * "Shut up! And don't mess with my minions!"
 * "Only I do that!"
 * "This... STINKS!"
 * "MY MINIONS!"
 *  "GOOMBAS! GO!"  
 * "Hey! Minions!"
 * "So... My castle got taken over, huh?"
 * "That Fawful weirdo wasn't joking, then..."
 *  "GWAHAHA!"  
 * "Good stuff! And don't worry! We'll get my castle back!"
 * "So... What was the plan with the cannon, huh, guys?"
 * "Niiiice! Not a bad idea for a bunch of minions!"
 * "I'm on board with it! Launch away!"
 *  "IDIOTS!"  
 * "Wow, why am I not surprised?! Look, chumps, if we don't have a Banzai Bill, go find one!"
 * "We must have launched hundreds of 'em at Mario over the years. There must be one around!"
 *  "IDIOTS!"  
 * "I told you to find one because I don't know where they are!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Hey! Backseat minion manager! I was GONNA look, OK?"
 * "What is this stuff? These look like crops!"
 * "Who the heck FARMS in this kingdom?"
 * "Hey. Bug. Do I look like I care about vegetables?"
 * "So listen up. You seen a Banzai Bill around here?"
 *  "SHUT UP!"  
 * "Vegetables are GROSS! Don't you have any meat?!"
 *  "GWAHAA!"  
 * "Talk about a huge veggie!"
 * "Not bad! If this is all we got, then veggie ammo it is!"
 * "HOOORG!"
 * "C'MON! HNNGH!"
 * "Whoa, that is really big. Might not fit in the cannon..."
 * "Hey, giant talking bug!"
 * "You see a Banzai Bill around here anywhere?"
 * "What?! Awesome!"
 * "Yes! Gimme!"
 * "Responsibility?!"
 * "Eat THAT?! It's huge!"
 * "Hmmph... OK, fine! Got any hot sauce?"
 * "WHAT?! That's...really fast! Lemme taste it first!"
 * "I hate veggies! What if I scarf this down and get a bellyache?"
 * "I'm not signing on for that!"
 * "Here goes! Chow time!"
 * "No carrot defeats me!"
 * "Hey! I took responsibility! Gimme my Banzai Bill!"
 * "It's all good! Banzai Bill me!"
 * "Don't start, pal! We had a deal!"
 * "You TOLD me to eat it, you idiot!"
 * "Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!"
 *  "GWAHAAA!"  
 * "We can use the cannon now!"
 * "Ooof! Hrrrgh?"
 *  "OWWWW!"  
 * "Ouch! Owwwww! What the--YOWCH!"
 *  "MY BELLY HURTS!"  
 *  "GRROWCH!"  
 * "Listen! Ch-Chippy! Do something!"
 * "I can't take this! Now! Make it better!"
 * "Quick... Now... Gut... Pain..."
 * "Ow! OWWW! Chippy! I'm going nuts up here!"
 * "What are you doing?! Do something now!"
 * "My belly starts feeling better, and now my ARM hurts?! C'mon!"
 * "Hey! You in there! What are you doing to my bod?!"
 * "What's that? Punch while moving?"
 * "You don't say! Guess I'll try it! I'm feeling better now anyway. A solid punching will feel good!"
 *  "GAH HA HA!"  
 * "Oh baby, you're GOOD!"
 * "Chippy! You get it done! That's it, you're my new minion! You can thank me later!"
 *  "GAH HA HA!"  
 * "Hey, don't be shy, now! I know you're fired up! Go ahead, bask in it!"
 * "...All right! Time to use that Banzai Bill!"
 * "Back to the cannon!"
 * "You're useless! Now move it! Load up the Banzai Bill!"
 * "About time! I'll just give it the old flame treatment!"
 * "Watch carefully, minions! This is how you get it done!"
 * "WHAAT?!"
 * "Huh? It's dark out! Bedtime already?"
 * "...Huh. So what's this about my castle?"
 * "That's an order!"
 * "Leave it to me!"
 * "Instead of crying, why not get not big, too?!"
 * "Wow... Whoa! What was that all about?!"
 * "Really?! Well, it was awesome! Do it again, and I'll be able to crush Fawful like a bug!"
 * "Really? Well... Weak."
 * "Whatever. Even at this size, I can still take anyone!"
 * "We'll be at my castle soon! And then it's payback time!"
 * "A pox? You're a pox!"
 * "Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
 * "GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, Mr. Ice Cube?"
 * "It felt good, punching out that weirdo!"
 * "Now, I'll help myself to the Dark Star and the world!"
 * "Like that's my problem! I'm done with you, pal!"
 * "Please! Try again in about a hundred years, you weird little babbling nerd!"
 * "Don't lump me with Mario!"
 * "GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"
 * "What's the matter with you? Your color is...weird! But, whatever. I'm still gonna win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!"
 * "Hey... You just ACTED like me. That doesn't mean you ARE me. You're no match for the real deal, original Bowser..."
 * "Right... You...LOST."
 * "Yeah. Pretty tough dude, all around."
 * "Oh yeah! I forgot! Now I can kidnap her!"
 * "Gowch! Hurts... Really hurts! NGGWAAARF!"
 * "What. What in the... WHAT IS THIS?! WHY DID GREEN 'STACHE AND MARIO COME OUT OF MY GUT?!"
 * "Wait... YOU! That voice... CHIPPY!? You're telling me YOU'RE Chippy?!"
 * "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
 * "Having yourself a hoedown in my body! MY BODY! I have never been so disgusted! NO WAY do I stand for this! So, THIS time, I'm taking your precious princess! CHARGE!!!"

Bowser Memory ML

 * "REPEL VIRUS!"
 * "Affirmative. Correct."

Broggy

 * "BROOF BROOF!"
 * "BROOF BROOF!"
 * "BROOF!"
 * "BROOF BROOF!"
 * "BROOF!"
 * "BROOF ROOF ROOF!"
 * "BROOF BROOF!"

Broque Madame

 * "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

 * "Allô!"
 * "Ah! Allô over zere! Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
 * "Ah, sweet monsieur! 'Elp me! I need 'elp! Helpez-moi, s'il vous plaît!"
 * "Ah! Bonjour! Why are you... Non! I am too rude!"
 * "I am Broque Monsieur! I ask zat you look upon zis! I was cleaning zee collection, but..."
 * "Disaster, it struck moi! Zee bridge to zee beach, it fell into zee water!"
 * "Monsieur! You 'ave zee odor of a gentleman! Ah, oui! It wafts!"
 * "And a gentleman 'elps zee needy! Surely you 'ave zis credo, oui?"
 * "STOP, I AM BEGGING YOU! Good monsieur Turtle Bits! You who I am not smelling!"
 * "But 'ow can you say zis thing? You 'ave very much to gain! I will give you zee gratitudes!"
 * "Ah! Your interest, it piques? Zis is wonderful! Marvelous!"
 * "Oui, a hot block spirit dwells in you, Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
 * "A blazing, fiery block spirit... Oui. You 'ave zee power..."
 * "Look upon zis!"
 * "How is zis for gratitudes, honh? I give you zis glorious thing!"
 * "Zee hot block spirit cries out from your belly, and it cries for zis block! It is born for you!"
 * "Ah. Your tongue, bite upon it! Zis block is magnifique! Do not utter one ill word to zis block!"
 * "Zee block collectors, zey pay one million coins for zis, honh? It is so very rare, oui!"
 * "You will know zis if you hit it! Oui, you will be in for zee big surprises, Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
 * "Ah! Thank you! Merci!"
 * "You are a gentleman, après all!"
 * "Look upon zis! Zis petit island, it is floating in zee ocean. A surprise to you, non?"
 * "You see zis rope on zee beach? If you are to pull on zis, you will movez zee entire island!"
 * "Hmmmm, strange... Zis world, it appears to be upside down..."
 * "You 'elped me, and for zis I salute you!"
 * "Ah, but of course! Zee block! From moi! Such a fine block! We sing the song of block!"
 * "Pour vous!"
 * "Your tongue, bite upon it! Non! Zat LOOKS like a normal block!"
 * "Zat is what is so devious about my little block. So devious!"
 * "Zis is actually a Vacuum Block. You hit zis block, and you inhale whatever lies before you!"
 * "Say you use zis in battle, honh? Ah! What is zis?! You inhale zee enemy with bravado! Très bien!"
 * "Ah, but of course, it is simple! Come, let us try zis out!"
 * "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
 * "We begin right zis second! Zis is showtime, oui!"
 * "Now, if you use zat Vacuum Block, you inhale zee small monsters!"
 * "Oui, when you attempt to inhale, zee Vacuum Block reacts so very intensely!"
 * "Now you choose zee Vacuum right zis instant!"
 * "It... it is..."
 *  "INCROYABLE!"  
 * "Oui, zis is zee power of zee amazing Vacuum Block!"
 * "Press zee over and over and inhale moi!"
 * "MAGNIFIQUE!"
 * "Zut alors, zis is a surprise! Messieurs inside zee monsieur..."
 * "How are you, honh?"
 * "I cannot pass zee time, for I am training zee big monsieur about zee block tricks, oui?"
 * "Allow moi to go back outside. Do not bother, s'il vous plaît!"
 * "Monsieur Turtle Bits, you inhale like zee tornado..."
 * "What a vacuum..."
 * "Oh honh! I have forgotten zis crucial thing..."
 * "When you inhale like you just did, you inhale zee monsters and zee items."
 * "And zee monsters who float in zee air on zee top screen get sucked to zee bottom!"
 * "Some monsters who resist zee inhalation can get inhaled by pressing zee button fast."
 * "If you inhale like zis, zee hard battles, zey become easy...maybe."
 * "Please remember to watch zat Vacuum Block during zee battles, honh?"
 * "Also, one more thing..."
 * "Zis unbelievable, surprising thing that brings smiles to zee world is called a Retry Clock!"
 * "If you have a Retry Clock when your HP reaches 0 in battle..."
 * "Time rolls back to zee battle's start! It is, how you say?"
 *  "ZEE DO-OVER!"  
 * "Oui, for zee battle's start! With all your items back, honh?"
 * "HP and SP are also restored fully. Zat is très bien, oui?"
 * "But zere is only a limited number of zee Retry Clocks, so do not use zem too much!"
 * "Oui, plan your usage of zem very carefully, s'il vous plaît. Keep zat one as zee souvenier."
 * "Now zen... Your block tricks are almost parfait, honh?"
 * "Let us continue!"
 *  "Un!"  
 *  "Deux!"  
 *  "Trois!"  
 * "STOP! PARFAIT!"
 * "You have zee mastery of zee block tricks, oui."
 * "Zis battle is OVER!"
 * "Ah, how was zis? Nice, honh? Zee magnificent Vacuum Block! Zee color! Zee gloss! Zee feel!"
 * "We are not worthy of zis block! Who dares say zis is not so?"
 * "And you, Monsieur Turtle Bits, you became a block collector after seeing zis block, oui?"
 * "Alors, let us meet again, honh? Until zen, good-byes to you!"
 * "Oh, Monsieur Turtle Bits... Why is poor moi here, he asks... Well... I have zee troubles."
 * "My petit pet block, he is lost to moi..."
 * "ALLOOOOOOO! MON CUTE BROGGY!"
 * "COME BACK TO MOI! I AM MISSING YOU!"
 * "MON CHERÍ! Petit Broggy! You returnez!"
 * "Come to moi, honh? Give us zee petite hug you like so well!"
 * "Oh! Crazy Broggy! Why do you do zis?"
 * "Oui, although it seems today he is not his usual self, honh?"
 * I can do nothing when he is like zis. Could you teach him zee manners, s'il vous plaît?"
 * "Oh! I would not say zis thing, non! Très dangerous!"
 * "Broggy, he grows angry, oui. And zen he cannot be bested!"
 * "Your petit punches, I believe zey will not work!"
 * "Ah! Monsieur!"
 * "Broggy, he jumps up on people, sometimes. He is naughty, oui!"
 * "And he ignores zee punches as well!"
 * "So, if he jumps on you, zat is when you use zat fine shell!"
 * "Oui, if you hold down, you will use zee shell defense!"
 * "You want zee lecture?"
 * "So zen, watch zee way Broggy moves carefully..."
 *  "NOW!"  
 * "Hold down and you will duck!"
 * "Broggy, he does not give up yet, non!"
 * "He will jump from zee rear! Duck, or zis will be très bad for vous!"
 *  "NOW!"  
 * "Hold down and duck!"
 * "Ah! Un moment!"
 * "You are craving zee punching now, honh?"
 * "I told you, non! Non!"
 * "Broggy, he laughs at your petit punches!"
 * "But he is very much disliking zee fire."
 * "A flame attack is zee best choice!"
 * "Monsieur, you look good at using flame..."
 * "Shall I lecture, honh?"
 * "Alors, choose Flame, s'il vous plaît."
 * "Listen, Monsieur Turtle Bits! You should build up flame power like you do with zee punch!"
 * "If you build up zee power to zee last second, your damage will be tremendous, honh?"
 * "Now take zee deep breath..."
 *  "NOW!"  
 * "Hold down and breathe fire!"
 * "Zis is wonderful! Zis is a thing of beauty! I have nothing to say!"
 * "Broggy, he is now at your mercy, honh? Naughty little Broggy!"
 * "You practice zese moves you have just learned, oui?"
 * "Ah, one more thing... Flame targets all zee foes before you!"
 * "And if you hold down to spit fire longer, you deal more damage!"
 * "If you see many foes, use zat flame! Zat is basic, honh?"
 * "Alors! Let us restart battle!"
 * "Teach Broggy what happens when one is naughty, honh?"
 * "Ah! So very cute, even as he runs away from moi!"
 * ''"I am missing him already! Wait! Petit Broggy!"'
 * "FORGIVEZ MOI!"
 * "PETIT BROGGY! HUSHEZ VOUS!"
 * "You will scare off zee guest, honh?"
 * "Ah! Monsieur Turtle Bits! We meet again, do we not? Oui. And zat is called fate."
 * "You wonder why I am here, oui? Well zen, you wonder no more. I am what you call zee bigwig."
 * "Ah oui! I 'ave promoted myself to manager of a shop to pay for Broggy's ravenous 'unger!"
 * "Well zen, Monsieur Turtle Bits... Do not let your eyes shop only! Buy somezing, s'il vous plaît!"
 * "Oh, and if it is acceptable, give Broggy many coins, honh? Zey are 'is favorite food!"
 * "Oh, Broggy! You love zem, oui? Give enough, and he trades for some nice gear! Maybe."
 * "You need zee help!"
 * "Oh, Monsieur Turtle Bits! Your horns, zey are looking very much finer today!"
 * "I must give zee dapper monsieur a present to reward zis style, honh?"
 * "Do you need moi to explain zee scratch cards?"
 * "Oui, let us begin, honh?"
 * "Zis is a scratch card."
 * ''"You get zis when you buy things from me, oui?
 * "Scratch zee scratch card..."
 * "Oh! You get zee hit!"
 * "And in zis happy system, you get back some of zee coins you 'ave spent!"
 * "So how was zis, honh? Do you understand zee scratch cards?"
 * "Zen shop, monsieur! And enjoy zee wonder of zee scratch cards!"
 * "Many thanks, monsieur! Come back again, oui?"
 * "WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIT! Un moment!"
 * "Ah, Monsieur Turtle Bits expects a gift, honh? Non, I am sorry."
 * "Instead, a favor for moi!"
 * "Oh! Very busy, oui! Very brief, zat is moi!"
 * "Now, you know zat I am a block collector. Oui, you know zis."
 * "Other collectors, zey all know moi. Oui, I am zat famous."
 * "And yet, something still eludes zee great Broque Monsieur!"
 * "It is a living block called a..."
 *  "BLITTY!"  
 * "Blitties, zey look just like zis!"
 * "Zis one is a fake made by moi..."
 * "Zey are cute. Très, très cute. Nothing is so cute, non."
 * "And I must have zis thing! I NEED ZEE BLITTY!"
 * "Imagine, petit Blitties running about as zee shop mascots!"
 * "You hear zis, snooty Broggy?! Zee future, it is Blitties!"
 * "I crave zis future! I lie awake craving zee petit Blitties!"
 * "...So perhaps I ave gone off zee deep end a bit, but I beg you to find me zee Blitty."
 * "Ah, oui, many Blitties! For moi! You do zis! You will, I feel it!"
 * "Do you wish for zee details?"
 * "You, Monsieur Turtle Bits, are zee maker of dreams."
 * "Without more ado, I tell of zee Blitties I so crave!"
 * "Blitties are zee rarest of zee rare, when it comes to blocks."
 * "Zey are cute! Zey are adorable! Zey are wanted by moi!"
 * "And zere are 15 of zem hiding in zis Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "But where are zey? Surprise! Zey are inside monsters!"
 * "Zee life of a block collector, it is très dangerous, honh?"
 * "I want zese Blitties very much, but I do not fight, non!"
 * "Zee Blitty is in zee monster! Why is zis? He is crazy!"
 * "Crazy or no, how to get him? Oui! Vacuum! Correct!"
 * "In battle, use Vacuum! Zat is zee way!"
 * "Oui, by inhaling, you save zee Blitties from monsters..."
 * "Zis is a good deed only one with a Vacuum Block can do!"
 * "And you do zis deed for moi! You bring moi zee Blitties."
 * "Of course, I give zee gratitudes! Zis promise I make to vous!"
 * "My gratitudes, zey will be rare gear not sold in zee shop!"
 * "Ah, and more! Zere is more!"
 * "Say you collect zem all, honh? I will lend you my Broggy!"
 * "Oui! I will let you take my cute Broggy out for zee nice walk!"
 * "He is so very savage, honh? Oui! He will bonk zee foes!"
 * "Zee strength, so formidable! Zee barking, so very scary!"
 * "Zis cute fellow, he will fight for Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
 * "Monsieur! I await!"
 * "Ah! What is zis I see? Blitty, ma cherie!"
 * "Thank you! Merci! Come to me, Blitty!"
 * "Zis store, it is lively now, honh?"
 * "And so here is zee petit present!"
 * "Many thanks, monsieur! Come back again, oui?"
 * "Anytime you find zis magnificent beast, you return to zis shop! Zere will be good things for you if you do, I promise you zis!"
 * "I could talk about zee cuteness of Blitties forever and ever!"
 * " Big! Oui, so big! "
 * "Ah! Monsieur Turtle Bits! Zis block called to you, honh? What is zis block, you think. I must know! What is it? Well, it is a shop block! Oui, with zis magnifique block, you can enjoy zee pleasures of shopping while traveling! I set zee blocks in many places while I was searching for my naughty little Broggy, oui. And with zem, you can be face-to-face with Broque Monsieur in an instant. How nice, eh?"
 * "So tell me, Monsieur Turtle Bits. What is it you want, honh?"
 * "If you desire, I can provide zee fresh negative-ion treatment! When your HP and SP are low, zis is the thing you must do! Become utterly refreshed with zee negative ions? It is a mere 10 coins"
 * "NEGATIVE IONS GOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Order please, s'il vous plaît!"
 * "Oh! Monsieur Turtle Bits! Your horns, zey are even more savage than before!"
 * "Allô, Monsieur Turtle Bits! You are vacuuming, oui? You are collecting zee Blitties, oui?"
 * "Ah! Such a surprise! Monsieur Mario, oui? We have met somewhere... Oui? I cannot remember... But let us forget about zis... Let us talk about VOUS! You are zis famous block collector, I have 'eard! Oui, you hit zee blocks and turn zem all brown... Zis is madness! You do not feel zee block spirit! When you hit zee block, what? Zee value becomes nothing! 'Ow do I make zee profits with zee likes of you around? Leave and do not return to moi! Sorry for zee rudeness."

Chakron

 * "A great beast slouches by..."
 * "It is you, who is he."
 * "Ah. Search not, for I am not there."
 * "How would one describe me? I am...the voice within."
 * "I am your consciousness..."
 * "I am above, and all around. I am all that is you."
 * "A consciousness bound to you, as you are to me."
 * "Shall we travel together?"
 * "Ah. So very unenlightened. Anger will get you nowhere."
 * "It matters not where you go, for I will speak my piece."
 * "I bear you no ill will."
 * "Our minds have bonded. This is a rare thing."
 * "So rare that I will teach you."
 * "Smash that boulder to see. Use your inner strength."
 * "And so it springs to life. This is called a Chakroad."
 * "A conduit for energy waves that bond earth to space."
 * "Fret not about the details. Just touch that Chakroad..."
 * "Be still in body and mind. Be one with immobility."
 * "This place is nice..."
 * "Now we travel..."
 * "With our MIIINDS!"
 * "Wondrous. Thrilling. Yes. Powers of earth and space."
 * "Our journey took us to a place etched in your mind."
 * "Do you understand? No. For you are unenlightened."
 * "Anger benefits you not."
 * "Touch the Chakroad again..."
 * "Choose your former spot. Travel there with ."
 * "You exist there now."
 * "Now we travel..."
 * "With our MIIINDS!"
 * "How amusing. Yes... You are surprised."
 * "This is beyond even me."
 * "One can only travel to Chakroads one has found."
 * "If an area's Chakroad is hidden, you go there not."
 * "It is the way of mind."
 * "When you find a Chakroad, your mind bonds to it."
 * "Then you can travel."
 * "You are unenlightened."
 * "When you find Chakroads on your travels, touch them."
 * "You cannot find Chakroads by merely walking around."
 * "They hide their waves, their energy, their very essence."
 * "Break things to find them."
 * "Who am I..."
 * "I exist somewhere in this kingdom. And that is all."
 * "And now I go."
 * "The mists of consciousness part, and two figures emerge."
 * "In this place, Chakron meditates on the nature of all. It is Chakron's special place. And outsiders who disturb the mental peace are not welcome."
 * "You are unenlightened. That is why you are in a cosmic pickle."
 * "This pose absorbs waves from the deep parts of outer space. The waves crash upon my mind's shore. I am a mental beach. With the power of outer space upon me, I can do anything. Of late, large waves have rolled in, and wisdom surfs upon them. My brain hangs ten. And how long have I surfed? A thousand years. A thousand."
 * "Nothing! I feel nothing! Not even close. Not a wiggle. Not a single astral shimmy. Unless you have an attack that shakes the ground, give it up."
 * "Time for you to perambulate."
 * "This new pose displeases me... And gluing all those posts back together will be very tiresome."
 * "And now a thousand-year pose has fallen into the past's void."
 * "But I am already over my saddened state. I am at peace."
 * "I offer you this!"
 * "Oh. This new pose pleases me greatly. Waves of energy flow up from the earth to me. I shall now assume this pose for a hundred years."
 * "The power of outer space... I mean, the earth, is mighty. A short time ago I launched a large, angry being. Do you dare? Will you try it?"
 * "Your journey begins by gazing into outer space. Do not watch me. It is no fun if you know my secret."
 * "You have done well... I have watched you..."
 * "I will show you... your ranks..."
 * "I am less than amazed... but you can try again... Reach higher ranks... and good things await..."
 * "At these ranks, you... bested the Dark Star... That is amazing... You have done well... Reach higher ranks... and good things await..."
 * "Everyone grew super strong... You are amazing! Very well done! I rarely give praise to the unenlightened... But you truly are absolutely amazing!"

Corporal Paraplonk

 * "I bet they're hurting bad. I mean, you guys were there. That scene was GNARLY."
 * "Yeah... I bet we are... Boy... That was just plain mean!"
 * "Who plans an attack for when Bowser's not there?"
 *  "BOWSERRRRR!"  
 * "Uh-huh, we were doing a, uh, tactical retreat, and we grabbed this cannon to maybe use..."
 * "Oh! We were, uh, gonna aim it at your castle, and y'know... Launch it! And then...bonk!"
 * "Yeah, lemme just jump in here and add that I forgot to add the Banzai Bill for the cannon."
 * "Yikes! Right away, boss! We'll find one! Be right back!"
 * "Great... As always, a Bowser plan goes totally off the rails..."
 * "Selfish..."
 *  "BOWSERRRRR!"  
 * "Bowser always comes through!"
 * "Just light that fuse and BOOM! ZOOM! BONK!"
 * "Uh, what? Call me crazy, but looks like Bowser Castle is heading this way!"
 *  "ABOVE YOU!"  
 * "King Bowser!"
 * "You got really big all of a sudden. Did it like...hurt?"
 * "Need me to explain how to fight when you're all giant?"
 * "OK then, here goes!"
 * "Nice! Perfect!"
 * "Let's practice punching with this airship!"
 * "Touch the Punch button."
 * "When you wind up a punch, an arrow appears over there."
 * "When it does, use the stylus to slide to the right quickly!"
 * "Slide forward fast! The longer the slide, the better!"
 * "One more time?"
 * "Whoa, hey, lots of little dudes!"
 * "Take these things down with fire!"
 * "Touch the Flame button."
 * "When you inhale, the flame icon will appear on screen."
 * "Blow into the DS mic like FOOOOOOO!"
 * "That's our Bowser! Perfect flame!"
 * "One more time?"
 * "Whoa, it's closing in! Better practice our punch defense!"
 * "Slide quickly left to right with the stylus!"
 * "That's our Bowser! Perfect!"
 * "One more time?"
 * "Whoa, a bunch of little enemy targets!"
 * "Clean 'em all up with fireballs!"
 * "Just touch the directions you want to spit fireballs!"
 * "Spit too much fire..."
 * "And the fireballs will get all tiny..."
 * "So aim well before you spit 'em, OK?"
 * "One more time?"

Dark Bowser

 * "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
 * "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed... BEHOLD!"
 * "Still here? Has the dark power not yet crushed your puny hopes? Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"
 * "Huuh huuh huuh...Haah haah haargh...I have...fallen...To come so far...so far..to lose..."
 * "Dark...Even with the dark power completed...The unthinkable happened..."

Dr. Toadley's intern

 * "The medical staff did what we could to ease the swelling..."
 * "But as far as we can tell, we can't reverse the effects..."
 * "Thanks for the news flash! Obviously we want to help!"
 * "Well, I have many patients, so you'll have to excuse me."

Fawful

 *  "A WINNER IS YOU!"  
 *  "JACKPOTTING!"  
 * "The customer has luck!"
 * "And with luckiness comes a tasty Lucky Shroom!"
 * "Do not have worries for details! No, do not have the worries!"
 * "Have the wonderful Lucky Shroom of tastiness instead!"
 * "Scoff this down and your luck will power up to super luck!"
 * "Luck enough to beat Mario!"
 * "I say to you YES!"
 * "With every attack, lucky hits will shower in a happy waterfall!"
 * "You will have such fury!"
 * "Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
 * "Oh, yes, of course! ENJOY THE EATING!"
 * "Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles!"
 * "I have such strategy! And now for the leaving."
 * "You are having a date with Peach's Castle!"
 * "I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread sandwiches!"
 * "And now for the proceeding with the plan I have planned!"
 * "Midbus! Come!"
 * "Fawful calls you!"
 * "What is your surprise face? Was there forgetting about me?"
 * "You are the one who is correct! Wasn't it full of delicious?!"
 * "Such a special treat called a Vacuum Shroom!"
 * "I, Fawful, invented it to make you inhale everything you see!"
 * "And I, Fawful, am betting that you remember nothing."
 * "You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet."
 * "And then you had the napping. And then I put you in the cave!"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "But I am having a goal!"
 *  "Mushroom Kingdom..."  
 *  "WILL BE MINE!!!"  
 * "All of Mushroom Kingdom spread for Fawful like power brunch!"
 * "First, the appetizer of making Toads round with blorbs!"
 * "Then, the side order of using Vacuum-Shroomed Bowser!"
 * "Fawful is gorging on his plan of win! And still he has hunger!"
 * "No hunger for nuts. Just to conquer Mushroom Kingdom..."
 * "First, the emptying of the castle of Peach!"
 * "AND THEN!"
 * "Andthenandthenandthenandthenandthen!"
 * "The castle of Bowser for me!"
 * "I will be powering it up into the castle of Fawful!"
 * "Hmm... We will be seeing..."
 * "Anyway, I thought you would be sleeping long, like a lazy bear."
 * "And I am thinking you should be sleeping more!"
 * "COME! MIDBUS!"
 * "I HAVE BATTLE!"
 * "Midbus!"
 * "He is having a big punch!"
 * "Midbus! Have readiness!"
 * "The longer he is holding back his punch, the bigger the hurting to your face!"
 * "If you are snacking on a punch held to the very last second..."
 * "I have the brain pain just with the thinking of it!"
 * '' "BADNESS!"
 * "If you are holding back your punch to the last second by pressing, that is BADNESS!"
 * "The worst kind of bad badness! Do not have naughtiness and press at that timing!"
 * "Built-up power punching is very full of naughty badness, yes..."
 * "But building up too much power and failing, that is full of yum..."
 * "Punches built up to the last second are full of the risk."
 * "Midbus! Now is the time for striking!"
 *  "NAUGHTY!"  
 * "That is danger! Do not press !"
 * "That punch is like a danger sandwich..."
 * "Not tasty, Bowser... You are the handful."
 * "But my Midbus eats danger sandwiches like they were fun hoagies!"
 * "Midbus! Action time! Destroy him and we go to home!"
 *  "I HAVE CHORTLES!"  
 * "It is I who added the nuts to the statue!"
 *  "I HAVE CHORTLES!"  
 * "Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing! You are wanting your castle?"
 * "You are not getting there!"
 * "You have the impatience... You must stop and sample the sprinklies in life's salad bar."
 * "I say no to your rushing! Time instead for some playing with a Fawfulized statue!"
 * "I have the weeping! Such a reunion of sobs!"
 * "You have moved Fawful with the family drama."
 * "But now I have chortle time! Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat."
 * "Do you want to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
 * "I HAVE CHORTLES! And soon, I have your castle! Fawful will love it there!"
 * "You will visit, perhaps! Fawful will reserve the Crying Room for the crying of your minions."
 * "And the crying will be a like a savory soda for my soul!"
 *  "NOW I HAVE FURY!"  
 * "Some fighting will be slowing you!"
 * "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
 * "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
 * "Excited crowd, you feeling it? Fawful is also feeling it!"
 * "I have chortles at such stupidity!"
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
 * "You keep appearing like an ugly rabbit out of a hat of a magician who stinks!"
 * "Fawful sings a song of bad!♪ The Mushroom Kingdom is so sad!♪ All of it is for Fawful!♪ And the...rhyme...with that!♪"
 * "Darkness! So very darkness!"
 * "I HAVE SUCTION!"
 * "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each of the turns... Just like the red and green mustaches who I hate..."
 * "I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!"
 * "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * "Fawful says farewell to your finkrat faces forever!"
 * ''"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"
 * "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
 * "Why... The failing..."
 * "You...mustaches...with...why...fury...whenever... Fawful...just wanted...some kingdom conquering... Fawful tried... Fawful gave the 110 percents... Fawful worked the overtime... Fawful was the team player... Fawful put in the hours... Fawful got the hands dirty... But every time... Always... The mustaches...arrive... Always in Fawful's way... Alwaysalwaysalways..."
 * "I have remorse... Fawful understands... Fawful gives up... Fawful will disappear with no troubles..."
 * ''"Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"

Goomba from Fawful Theater
NOTE: During gameplay, the above dialogue appears too quickly for the player to read every word.
 * "Guest."
 * "Start."
 * "So this big galoot here, right? He's all like, I have no seeeat! No seeat! And he won't shut up! But he won't stop, and we're all, we just can't do it buddy, OK? So we have no idea what to do. And this lug's getting surlier. He's not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance! So we do some solid thinking and totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats! We can do a small seat, sure, but this guy's huge, so he's not gonna fit into a small one! Please! And it's kinda bugging me, 'cause I'm on my feet all day! I mean, I'd LOVE to sit in ANY seat. It's like, hey, pal, how about you try our job just once, y'know? It'd break him in two seconds! I work hard, Boss! Really hard! And this dude just sits through life?! So spoiled! It makes me ill! All the suffering in the world, and this guy's seating problem is urgent? Nooooooo! Ooooo!"

Kamek

 * "Hey! Hey! Wake up!"
 * "That oughta fix you up."
 * "Unless...Mario's there, in which case he'll once again kick--"
 * "Whoa... chill out..."
 * "Your Surliness!"
 * "There's a ton of boulders scattered around here."
 * "Use to shatter them, and you can find a way through."
 * "Your Grouchiness!"
 * "This is a pretty dense forest. You oughta be able to use to burn these trees with your fire."
 * "Careful, though. If you breath flames for too long, you'll get all tuckered out."
 * "Your Burliness! What's going on?!"
 * "Your Beefiness! Dude is WEIRD. Don't eat that thing, seriously."
 * "What's wrong?! Your Queasiness!"
 * "I told you not to snack on that thing!"
 * "Hey! You creepy little weasel! What did you feed Bowser?!"

Kuzzle

 * "You're what? Oh. Me. I'm Kuzzle."
 * "Who, me? I just told you! I'm Kuzzle. Did I say that? My ears aren't s'good. You can't tell by lookin', I bet, but I used to be called a sage."
 * "Who's on the puzzle what? Oh, you came for a puzzle! Boy, I am fond of the puzzles. Young folks today, they can't be bothered to use their heads, but when I was a tot... Puzzles were the hippest of the hip! You'd try to solve a puzzle faster'n anyone, you would! Speakin' of trendy tots... Young folks today, they can't be bothered to use their heads, but when I was a tot... Puzzles were the hippest of the hip! You'd try to solve a puzzle faster'n anyone, you would! Speakin' of trendy tots... Young folks today, they can't be bothered to use their heads, but when I was a tot... Puzzles were the hippest of the hip! You'd try to solve a puzzle faster'n anyone, you would! Speakin' of trendy tots..."
 * "What? I what? What was it?"
 * "Right, I was talkin' puzzle. Wonder if you guys can do it... Y'see, me, I make the puzzles the old-fashioned way... And them trendy Attack Pieces? I tried puzzlin' 'em up, but... Thing is, if I make me a puzzle, I can't never seem to finish it."
 * "You tots've done a jigsaw puzzle before, ain't you? You just take all these broken pieces here and stick 'em in the right places."
 * "What, now? It sounded like a "no." That's too bad..."
 * "Mmmm... let 'er rip."
 * "Ooooh! You did it! She's done!"
 * "Yep, my puzzles turn real when completed... Ain't that a wonder? I told you, I'm a mite shrivelly now, but I was once a sage. Well... I guess you tots need them Attack Pieces more'n me. For me, just seein' that there puzzle done is reward enough."
 * "Well, I'm sure you young tots are busy and all, but gosh... Any chance...you want to hang around with this old coot? Thing is, I ain't got nothin' here but an empty old house... yep, just a bit ago, there was what you call an "incident." Since then, I try to keep the place pretty empty, y'see... But the urge to splurge is strong in me, tots! Get me a little plush furniture, y'know? Problem is, all my furniture turned into puzzle pieces and scattered on the beach. The thing about 'em is... They're not sealed away, exactly, but they are hidden... Yep, all over Plack Beach... Lots of them puzzle sacks... Complete them puzzles, tots, and this house'll be a wonder! How 'bout it? Don't sound so difficult now, do it? I got a reward, 'course. Sure! I'll fork over some of these beans I got here. You know 'em? They're precious! Beans up HP, SP, and POW. But I'm getting' ahead of things. You go get them puzzle sacks. Don't you tots worry... I'll wait just as long as I have to."
 * "Oh... You want to know where them sacks are? I only know the general areas, to tell the truth..."
 * "Definitely here... Maybe here... Maybe here... Probably might be over here..."
 * "You tots go look for 'em... If you need to hear them locations again, just ask. Well, your move, tots..."
 * "Ready for a little puzzlin'? Or do you want to hear this old coot ramble for a tick or two?"
 * "Well, I'm a bit older and more shrivelly now, but I used to be a sage, and a popular one, too! Tots today, they just care about their looks, but not ol' Kuzzle! I didn't give a toot about 'em! Me, I took pride in usin' the ol' bean to solve me a quiz or a humdinger of a puzzle. "Wow, excellent job, Kuzzle!" "Absolutely brilliant, Kuzzle!" "You're really hip, Kuzzle!" Oh yep, I was hip all right. I can still picture myself as I was then. Hip. Really hip. This house was a party pad back then. Luxurious décor, catering, bands, the works. But that were a while ago... Anyway, just t'other day... I was enjoyin' me a fine puzzle, as is my custom, when I had me a doozy of a pickle. I was about to put in the final piece, and at that moment... Yep... At that exact moment... He arrived... Oh, you tots know the fella... That big ol' galoot, Bowser... He came in pure angry... I tried to have him do a puzzle, but within thirty seconds he got way too peeved! He said... "I DON'T GET IT!"  So he started raisin' him a ruckus and messed up all the furniture in the room. On top of that, the galoot ran off with the Star Cure, which is a sage's charge. Oh, it's a tough ol' tale, yep. That big galoot was actin' like a big ol' baby... And ever since then, well, ain't nothing much has gone on around here. I mean, if he stormed in here again, there ain't exactly anythin' for him to steal... And that's the tale, tots. Now this ol' coot would like to enjoy a peaceful puzzle. Anytime you're lookin' to do the same, you come by and visit old Kuzzle..."
 * "Oh, got yourself a puzzle, eh? How's about I hang onto that. You tots feel the urge to jump into that puzzle right away? You can also retry ones you've already solved, of course. It's a challenge, tryin' to solve them puzzles quick as you can. Me, in my heyday, I'd always get a perfect score of 100."
 * "Can't wait to have me a nap on that."
 * "Yep, now that there is what I call hip design."
 * "Yep... Hip..."
 * "Hm... Gazin' out of this reminds me of the first lady of my life. Mysterious and strange, just like memory itself, young tots."
 * ''"That's some puzzlin' skill. Here. Beans up HP, SP, and POW. Fill out the décor in my place, and I'll get you tots more.
 * "Ooooh! Ah, yep! That's pleasant! Awful pleasant, tots! All them old memories come floodin' back!"
 * "You two are good folk for indulgin' the request of... This old coot... You deserve a fine reward. Yep, I'm talkin' beans. By now, you know beans up your HP, SP, and whatnot."
 * "Anytime you feel like puzzlin', you tots just come on over. Challenge yourself to some timed puzzle runs, y'know? You can chase down my perfect 100-point score."

Luigi

 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Nintendo!" (with Mario, also said by Bowser.)
 * "Mario!"
 * "MAARIOOO!"
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "WHAAAAAAA!!"
 * "OK!"
 * "Yahoo!"

Mario

 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "LUIIGIII!"
 * "Luigi!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Oh yeah"
 * "Nintendo!" (with Luigi, also said by Bowser.)
 * "Waaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
 * "I got it!"

Midbus

 * "Of course... Lord Fawful..."
 *  "HRRRGH!"  
 * "You. No longer needed. Here, you taste defeat."
 * "Taste your fist? Ha ha. I think not."
 * "I HAVE NO TASTE!"
 * "Sense is for the weak!"
 * "You listen. Peach, gone. Lord Fawful, new ruler."
 * "Now, no need of you. Lord Fawful says sleep."
 *  "NOW YOU SLEEP!"  
 * "Muh muh muh."
 * "You are weak. Most weak."
 * "It does not end here. Work on your skills."
 * "What? Will it hit the castle?"
 * "In that case... Do the thing!"
 *  "MUH MUH MUH!"  
 * "Make for the forest. Now!"
 * "What? What is this?!"
 * "Whuh-what is THAT?!"
 * " Looks like Bowser... But far too big... "
 * "RECON UNIT!"
 * " You will deploy now. Identify that...thing. "
 * " What's taking so long?! "
 * " Get within range. Observe closely. "
 * "WHAAAT?!"
 * " Typical. "
 * " He is stubborn. Launch full assault. "
 * " You have grown giant. As has your cheating! "
 * " You are a coward! Return to normal size! Only then do I fight! "
 * "MUH MUH! The clock strikes payback hour. Do plan two. To your posts!"
 * "Bowser! Next time, I punch your thigh bone, your eye bone, and your dry bone!"
 * "Bowser! Next time goes a different way than this way went."
 * "Hmph. I scoff. I scoff at you. You bluff. It is time. The special weapon of Lord Fawful. I will release it. SUPER ULTRA WONDER ULTIMATE RUTHLESS GREAT IRON BALL! HYAH!"
 * "Now it is time! Now we will fight! Then you will lose! And you will cry!"
 * "You amuse me. I have fought Bowser. You are much smaller."
 * "You speak rudely. And I permit it just this once... Soon Dark Star awakes. And soon means later! Try to interfere with it, and taste my wrath!"
 * "He is of trash. And you are. You, trash. I call you trash. Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever! Go! Super Ultra Great Mega Trashy Monster Junker Bot!"
 * "What? Nothing?!"
 * "Move! MOVE! Stupid junk!"
 * "No one pressed "dance"! You are broken!"
 * "Trash these trashmen!"

Narrator

 *  "THE BLORBS!"  
 * "Mushroom Kingdom Marred by Mystery Malady! The Blorbs!"
 * "It comes without warning! First, you balloon to blimp size! Then the rolling! You roll away! Oh, the horror of the blorbs!"
 * "As of press time, the cause and cure are unknown..."
 * "Day by day, the number of blorbed Toads swells..."
 * "Seeing how grave the situation is, Princess Peach convenes an emergency meeting at her castle..."

Princess Peach

 * "Yes... We've sent word to the Star Sprites for help, but..."
 * "We've gotten no response."
 * "Both of you... Calm down."
 * "Oh dear! A mushroom?"
 * "You mean to tell me that a mushroom causes the blorbs?"
 * "What are you doing here?!"
 * "We're in an important meeting! The kingdom's in danger!"
 * "You saved me once again. Thank you!"
 * "Well, that's one way to break up a meeting..."
 * "Absolutely. The blorbs are more pressing than Bowser."
 * "The meeting must go on!"
 * "Starlow! Everyone's...OK! How wonderful!"
 * "Everyone... Thank you... You've saved our dear Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "Mario! Luigi!"
 * "Mario!"
 * "Luigi!"
 * "...Good luck!"

Private Goomp

 * "Hoff... Haff... Hfuhruhurr... It's... It's no good, guys... My back... I tweaked it..."
 * "I wonder what everyone else is doing right now..."
 * "Think we're the only ones who escaped?"
 * "Bowser, man... Where are you? And what are you doing?"
 *  "BOWSERRRRR!"  
 * "Yeah... It... Well, this weird duo just showed up and went nuts."
 * "Huge attack, and just like that, they had the castle..."
 * "Uh... But... We... That..."
 * "We can't...launch now."
 * "You got it, Boss! We'll find a Banzai Bill right away!"
 * "So, uh... So where are they at, again?"
 * "Yikes! Right away, boss! We'll find one! Be right back!"
 * "Nothing!"
 * "No way there's a Banzai Bill in the forest..."
 * "He's stubborn..."
 *  "BOWSERRRRR!"  
 * "Bowser always comes through!"
 * "OK, Bowser! The Banzai Bill is loaded up!"
 *  "ABOVE YOU!"  
 * "What a blast!"
 * "Don't lose, Bowser!"

Sergeant Guy

 * "Get it together, Private Goomp! Let's scout the area, at least."
 * "Ugh... If only Bowser were here, he'd know what to do..."
 *  "BOWSERRRRR!"  
 * ''"Yes, sir! Shoo-rah!"'
 * "Sir, the bonking to which he refers is on the enemy heads!"
 * "To be frank, sir, we appear to be lacking ammunition..."
 * "Yikes! Right away, boss! We'll find one! Be right back!"
 * "Find anything?"
 * "He does lack strategy..."
 * "Possibly unfit for duty. Huge head, tiny brain..."
 *  "BOWSERRRRR!"  
 * "Bowser always comes through!"
 * "All systems go for launch!"
 *  "ABOVE YOU!"  
 * "Impressive!"
 * "Fight, sir!"

Squiggler

 * "Careful! Don't you know?"
 * "Wiggler Family Farm has raised vegetables for generations."
 * "Banzai Bill? Not here."
 * "Violence isn't farm fresh, no. Here we just have fine organic vegetables free from pesticides."
 * "Peach has a standing order. You should try them. Free-range carrots are absolutely divine."
 * "Full of vitamins and minerals. Wonderful for a lustrous mane. Aids beauty and dietary health."
 * "Also good for burning fat, healing joints, firming muscles, supplying nutrition to muscles..."
 * "Meat? Oh, absolutely not. A healthy body craves no meat."
 * "And those who make fun of vegetables will one day pay."

Starlow

 *  "PARDON ME!"  
 * "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
 * ''"Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow !
 * "Peach sent word of trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom..."
 * "So, as a representative of the Star Sprites, here I am!"
 * "HELLO YELLO!"
 * "Oh... Uh... Well..."
 * "Well, I did some research on similar afflictions, but..."
 * "The blorbs is in a class of its own. It seems to be incurable..."
 * "If we could just find a cause, we'd have a place to start..."
 * "Psst... Who is that over there?"
 * " Dr. Toadley ?"
 * "Look, I'm really sorry, OK?"
 * "There are some things that even a Star Sprite can't do!"
 * "I guess we just give up, huh?"
 * "Well... Whoever he is, he's our only lead."
 * "So it's decided! Let's go find him!"
 * "Don't be ridiculous! You have no right to be here! Get out!"
 * "Yes! It was my star power and Peach's wish power!"
 * "It weakened you, didn't it?!"
 * "All right! Peach!"
 * "Let's clean up this mess!"
 *  "HEY! LEMME GO!"  
 * "NOW! RELEASE ME!"
 * "RRRGH!"
 * "NOT how you treat a lady!"
 * "YAH! QUIT IT! That...tickles!"
 * "QUIT IT!"
 * "NOW!"
 * "Mario! You saved me!"
 * "Watch out! Here it comes!"
 * "Mario!"
 * "I was watching that monster attack and noticed something..."
 * "I think you can deal a counterattack to that thing!"
 * "Know how to counterattack?"
 * "So, first of all, study your foe's movements!"
 *  "NOW!"  
 * "Press to jump now!"
 * "Yeah! That's it, just like that! You can counterattack most foes' physical attacks!"
 * "Study their approach well, and time that counterattack as best as you can!"
 * "Next, I'd better explain the numbers next to this heart mark over here."
 * "This HP represents your physical health."
 * "When you take damage from a monster, this number goes down."
 * "When your HP hits 0, you pass out and can no longer attack."
 * "When your HP gets low, select Item from the command blocks, OK?"
 * "In this case, you have a Mushroom in your Item area to restore that HP!"
 * "Oh yeah, I forgot this part! You can also run from battle!"
 * "When you want to run away, choose Flee from the command blocks above you."
 * "Don't flee too often, though, as you tend to drop coins as you flee the battle!"
 * "Oh, and if you press over and over, you'll flee faster. Remember that."
 * "Thank you so much for saving me, Mario."
 * "Hmmm..."
 * "I'm pretty sure we're inside Bowser's body."
 * "After Bowser inhaled me, I woke up and wandered around..."
 * "And then that amoeba thing grabbed me out of the blue."
 * "Hm? The others?"
 * "I don't know..."
 * "I didn't even really understand I'd been inhaled until I realized I might be inside Bowser."
 * "I bet everyone else is in here somewhere, but..."
 * "Right now I have no clue where anyone is..."
 * "Yeah, definitely inside Bowser..."
 * "Who knows how in the world THAT happened, but one thing's for sure..."
 * "If we don't find the others soon, we'll all be in BIG trouble!"
 * "Yeah, you're right."
 * "We'd better just press on. Someone might be nearby!"
 * "Hey! Luigi, why are you goofing off up there?!"
 * "What to do..."
 * "Mario, we have to help."
 * "Jump up and grab his legs so we can pull him down."
 * "Mario!"
 * "Jump and stomp 'em!"
 * "If you stomp on a monster to begin battle like just now, you deal instant damage!"
 * "This gives you the upper hand, so use it often!"
 * "Y'know..."
 * "You guys'll need to work together to get far."
 * "Hey, by the way, Luigi... You remember how to attack?"
 * "I'm sure you do, of course. You attack with ."
 * "Mario uses and Luigi uses . Make sure not to confuse those two, guys!"
 * "Wait a minute!"
 * "Yeah! These monsters telegraph their attacks!"
 * "Want to hear about it?"
 * "Watch carefully as the monster moves to attack."
 *  "THERE!"  
 * "HERE!"
 * "This monster lifts a leg before an attack, see?"
 * "When it attacks Mario, it lifts its right leg, and when it goes for Luigi, it lifts its left!"
 * "Looks like right now it's aiming for Luigi."
 * "Let's do a stomp counterattack."
 * "Before every monster attacks, it gives a sign like you saw just now."
 * "Where it's aiming, how it'll attack... These all have different signs you understand?"
 * "This is pretty much true of all monsters, so definitely remember this rule of thumb."
 * "Ah."
 * "I forgot to mention, Luigi, you also use when you defend yourself."
 * "You use when you counterattack, use items, everything. Use it well!"
 *  "YES! HERE!"  
 * "Call me pushy but this is crucial, so I'm jumping in."
 * "So can you guess where this monster is aiming?"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "The sign before an attack is different for each monster."
 * "When you come across a tough foe, start by looking for its sign, OK?"
 * "Phew..."
 * "Even inside Bowser's body there are enemies to fight."
 * "Hey, Luigi!"
 * "Have you seen Princess Peach anywhere?"
 * "Hm... Not you either, huh..."
 * "Looks like she'll be tough to track down..."
 * "Oh! Right!"
 * "Good thing I planned ahead and gave you guys access to the star menu!"
 * "Oh yeah, the star menu lets you track all kinds of useful information."
 * "Wanna hear about it?"
 * "OK then, open the star menu by pressing START."
 * "OK, so this is the star menu."
 * "In here, you can use items you've found..."
 * "Change gear..."
 * "Or check out your info in detail."
 * "You can also take a look at the coins you've collected."
 * "You can even see how much time you've spent adventuring."
 * "Your basic info appears up on the top screen, so you can take a look whenever you want."
 * "It's smart to open the star menu to check in now and then."
 * "For instance, Luigi..."
 * "Did you get dinged up in that last fight? Or did you just trip? Either way, your health's down."
 * "See right there!"
 * "So next, you should brush up on using items, right?"
 * "I found a mushroom a while back... Let's use it to illustrate my point."
 * "Use to select the Items icon and then press  to check your item inventory."
 * "OK, so these are all the items you're carrying."
 * "Select the mushroom and press to choose it."
 * "Next, use to select who's going to use the item."
 * "In this case, align the mushroom over Luigi and press ."
 * "There, all restored!"
 * "Okay, ready to press to return to the main menu?"
 * "So that's my spiel on the star menu..."
 * "Use or START to close the menu."
 * "OK! Great!"
 * "Oh, and you can see where you are with SELECT."
 * "Need an explanation?"
 * "OK, press SELECT to see what's what."
 * "This is a map."
 * "This shows the layout of the region you're in."
 * "See your faces? They show your current location."
 * "If you see arrows on the map's borders, you can move the screen around with ."
 * "Try moving it around!"
 * "That's it! Just like that!"
 * "You can also move the screen with the stylus, if you're into that..."
 * "Areas you haven't seen yet will remain obscured..."
 * "So if you're ever stuck on how to proceed..."
 * "You should definitely check out areas you haven't been to, and maybe you'll find something..."
 * "So if you're lost, open that map with SELECT!"
 * "Remember that!"
 * "OK, let's back out with SELECT or ."
 * "OK then, let's go look for Princess Peach!"
 * "Wow, looks like Bowser inhaled all kinds of junk, huh?"
 * "Let's hope some of it turns out to be stuff we can use!"
 * "Maybe in this wooden crate... If we could break it open..."
 * "Ooh, is that an Attack Piece?!"
 * "So Bowser swallowed some of those as well..."
 * "Hm? You don't know about them? Attack Pieces are fragments that form Special Attacks."
 * "If you collect all 10 of the Attack Pieces, you'll be able to use that Special Attack."
 * "What's a Special Attack? Well... I'll tell you later."
 * "If there's one Attack Piece here, I'm willing to bet that there are others nearby..."
 * "Let's find them!"
 * "You got all the Attack Pieces!"
 * "Awesome! Now you can use a Special Attack!"
 * "Special Attacks are powerful offensive battle moves!"
 * "If you get good at using them, you'll dominate battles!"
 * "You can now use !"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Hey, check this out!"
 * "Out of this menu, you can practice your Special Attacks..."
 * "You can watch demos, too! Practice and watch all you like!"
 * "You want to watch a quick demo before you try it in battle?"
 * "Perfect timing!"
 * "All right, you two! Give 'em a taste of that Special Attack!"
 * "Mario! Luigi!"
 * "Now you can use the Special Attack formed by those Attack Pieces!"
 * "Want me to explain how to use that Special Attack?"
 * "All right then, first off choose the Special Attack command block."
 * "From here, choose which Special Attack you want to use."
 * "So you just got Green Shell, right?"
 * "With this one, you guys kick a shell back and forth!"
 * "Mario kicks with and Luigi with ."
 * "The trick is to press in a good rhythm."
 * "You'll always have a simple explanation on the top screen, so check it if you forget."
 * "Let's get to it!"
 *  "STOP!"  
 * "Luigi, you can kick the shell back with !"
 *  "NOW! STOP!"  
 * "This time, Mario kicks it back with !"
 * "You can deal a ton of damage to your foes by kicking back and forth."
 * "Of course, if you mess up the timing of your kick, you'll fail, so stay alert."
 * "Oh, and also, when you use a Special Attack..."
 * "You'll use up the number next to the attack. That's the SP cost."
 * "If you don't have SP right then, you can't use that Special Attack!"
 * "Also, if one of you gets KO'd, you can't use Special Attacks either, so be careful!"
 * "Just this once, if your HP or SP gets too low, I'll restore it for you, so relax!"
 * "So what do you say we take care of these monsters?"
 * "You can practice your Special Attacks or watch demos whenever you want."
 * "Just choose Demo from your star menu, OK? Try it later on!"
 * "I bet you could break all kinds of things with those hammers!"
 * "First, you switch the action icon to your hammer with ..."
 * "And then if you press, you'll swing the hammer!"
 * "You just KNOW that'll be useful all over the place!"
 * "Try it out!"
 * "Mario."
 * "If you stomp on this guy's spikes, it'll hurt."
 * "I'm serious; jumping on it would be very bad."
 * "Instead, what you ought to do is use the hammer."
 * "Want to hear how to use it?"
 * "Swing the hammer back and hold to build your power."
 * "The longer you hold it, the more damage you do."
 * "Hold back the hammer until the last second if you can!"
 * "OK, first choose the hammer!"
 *  "HERE!"  
 * "As you just saw, building power is vital for hammer attacks."
 * "If you hold it for too long, though, you'll fail, so time it well."
 * "Oh, and of course, Mario uses and Luigi uses, just the same as always."
 * "Mario!"
 * "Same deal on defense! You can't stomp on the spikes to counterattack!"
 * "You need to defend with the hammer."
 * "Should I explain?"
 * "When you defend with the hammer, you have to prepare the hammer in advance."
 * "It's not like a jump. You can't just dodge instantaneously."
 * "Also, you're going to need to hold down the button to pull off a hammer defense."
 * "It's kind of tough since you have to prepare in advance, so don't lose your focus!"
 * "OK! Here it comes!"
 * "When an enemy draws near, hold down to prep that hammer!"
 * "NOW!"
 * "Hold down to prep the hammer!"
 * "Now release !"
 * "Yeah, that's it! Remember that timing!"
 * "When defending with the hammer, you really need to study your foe's attack."
 * "It may be tough at first, but you'll be just fine."
 * "Luigi, just watch how Mario does it, and you'll be OK!"
 * "Looks like we finally made it out of that messed-up area..."
 * "Hmph..."
 * "We may be able to access some other areas of Bowser's body..."
 * "The circles represent areas we can probably reach."
 * "Just follow the paths to get to where you want to go."
 * "Move with, of course."
 * "Or you can just touch the circle you want to access."
 * "I wonder if there's a place where we can get ready..."
 * "For what lies ahead..."
 * "This place..."
 * "Will you wait a moment?"
 * "What the..."
 * "This can't be..."
 * "Yeah! It must be!"
 * "Sorry for the wait."
 * "I found something up ahead that bugs me."
 * "It's faster to show you than to bother explaining."
 * "Head in there!"
 * "This! This is the thing! That sticking-out part..."
 * "It seems to be connected to Bowser's major nerve..."
 * "If we can stimulate this thing, something'll happen."
 * "That got him up."
 *  "HEY! HEAR ME?"  
 * "Don't bother looking!"
 * "I'm actually down here! Inside your body!"
 * "You don't remember? At Peach's Castle...?"
 * "Oh... You don't?"
 * "This is really lucky. Let's not tell him yet that he inhaled us."
 * "Maybe I should explain who I am later..."
 * "It's a long story..."
 * "Oh... Uh, really? Weird."
 * "Listen, to change the subject, uh, where are you right now?"
 * "A cave?"
 * "This is just weird..."
 * "He doesn't remember inhaling us at all!"
 * "He doesn't know where he is right now..."
 * "What happened up there?"
 * "Hey, up there! First, shouldn't you find a way out of that cave?"
 * "Let's let Bowser do his thing for a while."
 * "WAIT!"
 * "Mario, Luigi, listen up."
 * "I forgot something important."
 * "Right now, Bowser is moving with, right?"
 * "Well, if you press or, Mario and co. will move again."
 * "When Mario and co. want to move, use or ."
 * "If you want to move Bowser, press or  again."
 * "Whoever's screen is lit up is who you're currently moving."
 * "Let's give it a shot."
 * "Try pressing or ."
 * "And tah-dah! We're down here! Try moving with !"
 * "OK, let's try changing back to Bowser."
 * "Now! Just press or !"
 * "OK! Move!"
 * "Enough! Stop!"
 * "By using, you can move Bowser around."
 * "When you want to move the bros again..."
 * "Press or . Keep it in mind!"
 * "Now let's get this big lug out of the cave."
 * "What's wrong?!"
 * "I didn't touch anything! Don't blame me for this!"
 * "Now, just hang on a sec!"
 * "What would I have to gain by disabling your flame system?"
 * "I'm sure you do. And I'm also sure I didn't disable your flame system!"
 * "So have a good time trying to fight without your fire and all."
 * "YELLO GOOD-BYE!"
 * "I hear you!"
 * "Sounds like Fawful is taking over!"
 * "Huh? No, that's no good! Go to Peach's Castle!"
 * "We HAVE to go to Peach's Castle!"
 * "...OK, I understand. Do as you must."
 * "Nothing we can do right now...but Bowser's in bad shape."
 * "It's possible some changes will take place in his body..."
 * "Something's happening to Bowser's arm!"
 * "This is Bowser's arm muscle..."
 * "It's reacting somehow!"
 * "He must be carrying something or trying to pull something..."
 * "Some kind of switch, huh?"
 * "Mario, look out!"
 * "What? What happened?"
 * "I think that stimulated Bowser's muscles! They're getting huge!"
 * "Hey! Try hitting some more of those light balls!"
 * "I get it now... If we stimulate Bowser's body like just now..."
 * "He appears to manifest some sort of extreme strength..."
 * "A weird statue on the beach... Might be the Sea Pipe Statue."
 * "A statue honoring a hero of the sea."
 * "Wait! Wait! No violence!"
 * "What?! It's moving? That's not possible!"
 * "Looks like we have no choice. Let's deal with that statue!"
 * "Look! That area over there..."
 * "Something happened in his body! Let's go check it out!"
 * "Look! Over there!"
 * "The wall that blocked the way! The water made it float up!"
 * "Let's swim over and look!"
 * "Oh, right!"
 * "To swim, use and ."
 * "If you synchronize yourselves by pressing and  at the same time, you can swim way up high!"
 * "Give it a try!"
 * "...Oh, I get it."
 * "When Bowser drinks, the water flows down into his belly..."
 * "But when he stops, the water level drops back down."
 * "Huh? You think Princess Peach might be up ahead?"
 * "...You may be right. Let's press on and keep our eyes peeled."
 * "Of course, to do that, we'll need Bowser's cooperation!"
 *  "HEY!"  
 * "Can you drink some more water for me?"
 * "Uh... Um..."
 * "Your body's in rough shape. There's like...filth and crust! Water might wash it out?"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Of course!"
 * "Definitely!"
 * "Totally! Or not... "
 * "Phew..."
 * "All right! Let's move on!"
 * "Hey! Where's Princess Peach? Isn't she with you?"
 * "Yes... Bowser got everyone. Ugh, we're in a real fix."
 * "Even Toadsworth doesn't know where the princess is..."
 * "Huh? Oh, yeah, right. We need to get Toadsworth out of here. He's lost it."
 * "The thing is, this barrier looks tough. I doubt even a hammer would dent it..."
 * "Huh? Something's over there?"
 * "Looks like the gap's too narrow for your body size. You'll never get through..."
 * "What? You have an idea?"
 * "So you're saying what? Use to switch the action icon to the hammer..."
 * "And then Luigi swings with to make Mario small?"
 * "Genius! When he's that size, he can fit through narrow passages!"
 * "That... Wow, you guys must really trust each other. Getting bonked with a hammer on purpose..."
 * "Wait, hang on!"
 * "Making Mario tiny is great, but how do you make him normal?"
 * "Oh, right.. Hit Mini-Mario one more time to normalize him."
 * "Head into that passage! No time to lose!"
 * "Oh boy. I've seen those bugs. They live in Dimble Wood."
 * "Bowser must have inhaled it with whatever else he ate."
 * "But to have gotten this big... What's it been eating?"
 * "Of course! That thing is blocking Bowser's flame pipe! No wonder he can't spit fire!"
 *  "EEEYERP!"  
 * "Hoo boy! Shouldn't have let my guard down..."
 * "I owe you guys one!"
 * "You had a bug problem! You sucked one up, and it plugged your flame pipe!"
 * "We already took care of it! Calm down, will you?"
 * "Uh...no thanks!"
 * "Uh...my name?"
 * "Uh... Ummmm... My name is... Uh..."
 *  "CHIPPY!"  
 * "Yeah, a little weird... Look, it doesn't matter!"
 * "Huh? Uh... Did I... Did I say that?"
 * "Well, looks like Princess Peach isn't around here, huh?"
 * "Nothing we can do... I guess we might as well let Bowser do his thing."
 * "Maybe he'll create some more changes in his body environment..."
 * "Hey! Why don't YOU go look for one?"
 * "Those guys didn't seem too reliable."
 * "The shape seems different than before somehow..."
 * "I bet the balls of light will be different too! Careful!"
 * "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's stomach!"
 * "What if we break up these big pieces..."
 * "I wonder if this will make Bowser be able to eat a ton."
 * "Keep tapping to break up those big pieces!"
 * "Tapping all those pieces Bowser ate sure isn't easy..."
 * "I wish there were an easier way to break them all up..."
 * "Did you hear that?!"
 * "When Bowser's mouth flashes, some enzyme thingy goes active inside one of the pieces!"
 * "It's red right now! It can digest all of the pieces at once!"
 * "Remember where that piece is!"
 * "You remember where that piece is? Break it up!"
 * "Found it!"
 * "Using that helps Bowser digest really fast, huh?"
 * "Let's tap and see!"
 * "Remember the enzyme that falls when Bowser's mouth flashes..."
 * "Find that enzyme inside one of those pieces, and activate it right away!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "That thing we just heard was a tiny enzyme!"
 * "Let's tap and see!"
 * "What? What is it?! What's wrong?"
 * "What is it, do you think? You ate too much carrot?"
 * "But the kingdom's in danger!"
 * "If we delay, we may never get your castle back!"
 * "I guess we have to deal with it. Bowser, don't move, OK?"
 * "I'll go find out what's causing all this pain!"
 * "Oh, wow! Are you a friend of the bug from the farm?"
 * "Don't talk much, huh? You must have been in that carrot Bowser ate!"
 * "Wow, you got huge. I wonder why? And why are you...uh, sidling?"
 * "Yikes! It's been eating those white things! They made it big!"
 * "Mario, what should we do?"
 * "True... If we don't get Bowser moving, we're in trouble."
 * "Sorry, bug. It seems wrong, but we must...uh, exterminate you."
 * "Hmm... This passage is blocked!"
 * "Did you get attacked by those white soldier things, too?"
 * "First we need a way out..."
 * "His arm?"
 * "Hey, up there! It looks like your punch power increased! Try punching while moving!"
 * "Yeah, try it! If it works, you'll be able to break stuff you couldn't before, right?"
 * "Uh, well, I'm not sure I can accept..."
 * "Hey! Everything OK up there?"
 * "Uh-oh, he's not answering. This is not good."
 * "We'd better go check out that area that's reacting."
 * "OK, so how do we ford this adrenaline channel, anyway?"
 * "OK, yeah, that's adrenaline!"
 * "Because it's red adrenaline, Mario, you have to blast it!"
 * "Use that beam to blast the adrenaline as it flies at you."
 * "The next one's green, Luigi!"
 * "Fire from the left!"
 * "When you blast adrenaline, it fills that adrenameter!"
 * "When the adrenameter gets completely filled..."
 * "Maybe Bowser's energy gets revived by adrenaline!"
 * "Mario, hit the red! Luigi, hit the green! Don't mix it up!"
 * "What's THAT?!"
 * "I think a single shot will repel that adrenaline..."
 * "Mario! Luigi! Blast this one together, OK?"
 * "Press and hold both buttons, and keep blasting that thing!"
 * "His energy sparked!"
 * "His energy spiked!"
 * "Bowser's moving again!"
 * "Well, I was just trying to do something to revive your body and..."
 * "Whatever I did made your body get huge."
 * "Unfortunately, it doesn't look like I can. Apparently it only works in dire situations..."
 * "It's not in the forest at all! It's inside Bowser's body!"
 * "The Dark Star...It's finally gone!"
 * "And the princess? Is she all right?"
 * "Oops. I said too much."
 * "What? You're still at it?"
 * "Look, give up already. Seriously, get over it. You're done with evil."
 * "Sounds good. No more evil, OK?"
 * "Luigi! Wake up! Everyone's out!"
 * "Yes! We made it out of Bowser's body!"
 * "Looks like Fawful's final ploy failed at the last..."
 * "His last-ditch explosion rescued us all!"
 * "Listen, I'd advise not thinking about it too deeply, OK?"
 * "It's all in the past, and what you don't know won't hurt you!"
 * "Yup. Your minion."

Toadbert

 * "Yeah, what's wrong with you, Toadsworth?!"
 * "There IS someone we can count on, by boogity!"
 * "So uh... What's up? They're not here yet? The bros ..."
 * "Now then, going on what little information we've unearthed..."
 * "The cause MAY be a mushroom sold by a local merchant."
 * "Well, yeah, we interviewed all the blorbed Toads we could..."
 * ''"And they all said they'd bought Blorb Mushrooms."'
 * "Well, according to one witness, it was a fellow in a cape..."
 * "All signs point to the suspect not being from this kingdom."
 * "Seems like it's pretty much adjourned, by boogity..."
 * "Should we cancel it?"
 * "I know that voice, by boogity..."
 * "Is Mario in here?"
 * "Wow, it IS Mario!"
 * "It's me, Toadbert!"
 * "Yeah, Bowser inhaled me too. With almost the whole castle."
 * "I'm so happy we met up! Well, I'm not happy we're here, but..."
 * "Oh yeah, I sure did."
 * "I guess it's just their job. They attack anything foreign that gets into Bowser's body."
 * "Anyway, gotta say, it's pretty interesting in here, by boogity!"
 * "There's all kinds of weird stuff! I feel like a gut spelunker!"
 * "Hmm? Princess Peach?"
 * "Oh yeah, it makes sense that she would've been inhaled too..."
 * "Unfortunately, I haven't seen her around here anywhere..."
 * "She's gotta be in his body somewhere, though..."
 * "I guess you just gotta keep trudging around, huh?"
 * "Hm! It looks like that had some sort of effect on Bowser's arm."
 * "Yeah, I've been poking around... This whole area is a pressure point for Bowser's arm..."
 * "It's just a theory, but I think if he punches while moving, he'll punch much harder than before!"
 * "Well, looks like you guys have this under control. I'm gonna go scout some other areas."
 * "If I find anything, I'll holler. See you later, by boogity!"
 * "Mario! By boogity!"
 * "That last shock opened up deeper byways in Bowser's body! Check this out! All the pipes Bowser inhaled piled up in this room!"
 * "That's right! These pipes should take us to the Mushroom Kingdom. If we use these, we can get out, by boogity!"
 * "Hurry! Get in this pipe!"
 * "Mario! You guys found your way here too, by boogity!"
 * "So I've been investigating this area, and I discovered that this region controls the body slam!"
 * "Yes, by boogity! Body slam! If my calculations are correct, the body slam somehow doubles Bowser's weight while airborne. With that doubled weight, Bowser can slam into the ground with incredible force! You see those three pressure points? If you stimulate them, you'll awaken the body slam... But right now pressure points aren't active... Stimulating them right now wouldn't have any effect. Something somewhere in this area must activate those pressure points, by boogity! Mario! Luigi! See if you can find something! "
 * "The pressure points are active! Well done, by boogity! All right! Try stimulating those three pressure points, and we'll see what happens! "
 * "Body slam, by boogity! I guarantee you he can do body slams now!"
 * "That went well, by boogity!"
 * "Right, well, I'll keep poking around to see what I can find. Bob-ombs AWAAAAAY!"
 * "Yuh... You guys! Good luck!"
 * "Toadsworth, by boogity! I was looking for you!"
 * "Really? That sounds fascinating, by boogity! You mind if I watch as it sloooowly works its magic?"
 * "Ahhhh! Toadsworth, your tea never fails to calm me down. Teatime is so restful..."
 * "Yes, take it slooow..."
 * "Mr. Mario! Mr. Luigi! I suspect that Bowser has learned the spike ball move!"
 * ''"Yes, by boogity! By stimulating this spot, we've made his muscle loose and incredibly limber!"'

Toads

 * "Mom, I'm home!"
 * "Well, hi there, sweetie! Home early today, huh?"
 * "Ms. Ingletoad just wouldn't stop talking. Blah blah blaaaaaah!"
 * "So I snuck out and came home!"
 * "You naughty little scamp!"
 * "You'll never grow up into a fine Toad with such bad behavior!"
 * "Fiiiiiiiine, Mom, whatever."
 * "So, is dinner ready yet?"
 * "Yes, dear, it is."
 * "But call your dad before we eat."
 * "DAAAAAAD! Dinner's ready!"
 * "Dad?"
 *  "YEEEEEK!"  
 * "What is it, dear?!"
 * "It's Dad! He's..."
 * "Soon the entire Mushroom Kingdom will get the blorbs..."
 * "We've gotta find the cause and get this place back to normal!"
 * "Yeah, obviously, but we've never dealt with something like this!"
 * "I have absolutely no idea what to do! I suggest we panic!"
 * "Pull yourself together, man! We have to do SOMETHING!"
 * "My son... He's also... He's also got the blorbs!"
 * "You docs gotta do SOMETHING! This is a national emergency!"
 * " Dr. Toadley's intern."
 * "He's a really famous doctor! He knows EVERYTHING!"
 * "He couldn't make it to today's meeting, so his intern is here."
 * "Hey! Mario ! Hurry! Hurry!"
 * "It's a meeting! Big meeting! You've gotta hurry, please!"
 * "Everyone's waiting, Mario! In the conference hall!"
 * "...Oh. Luigi came too. Super."
 * "Look, the conference hall is in back. Please hurry!"
 * "...Oh, but before you do, do you need an action-icon refresher?"
 * "OK then, keep your peepers on the lower right of the screen."
 * "Those things are action icons . They represent the actions that you guys can perform."
 * "The ones you see right now show Luigi's and your jumps."
 * "But the thing is, those icons... When Mario --that's you--gets near stuff, those icons change."
 * "Like, say Mario approaches someone her wants to talk to... Well, the icon changes talk this!"
 * "Then you press to get talking. Simple, right?"
 * "So say Mario nears something a little sketchy. In that case, the icon changes to this!"
 * "If you press at that point, you'll take a closer look."
 * "Watch for that icon to change ! Then make good use of ! Always remember that!"
 * Cool... What else... Oh, numbers under the icons. That's HP for you two. Y'know, your health.''"
 * "When that number gets too low, you're in big trouble, so both of you be careful, OK?"
 * "...Need to hear that again?"
 * "Whoa, you're old pros, huh? Cool--get to it, then!"
 * "Hey there! The conference hall is just up ahead."
 * "Yup, everyone's in there, and I'm sure they're eager to see you!"
 * Of course, there are many Toads working the grounds here too."
 * ''"If you want to chat with anyone, you know the drill--press.
 * "You'll probably hear some juicy tidbits! Or maybe not."
 * "Like gossip? Then get chatty with folks by pressing !"
 * "Ooooog. Mario!"
 * "Phew! You'll fix me up, won't you?!"
 * "I can't wait, seriously. Not a fan of the blorbs."
 * "Whoa, hey, Luigi ! Long time, no see!"
 * "What are you doing out and about today?"
 * "Mario! How's the jump holding up these days? Knees OK?"
 * ''"Remember, use for Mario and  for Luigi !
 * "This is Peach's Castle! ...But you knew that."
 * "That intern that just passed by here..."
 * "Man, she was cute..."
 * ''"Ooog, not the conference hall.
 * " Conference hall is over there!"
 * "See this? Yeah. Save block. You see one, jump to hit it."
 * "Trust me, save whenever you can. Gives you peace of mind."
 * ""Save often, save your sanity.""
 * "My uncle used to say that all the time. A wild one, my uncle."
 * "Anyway, it's OK for Luigi to hit blocks too!"
 * " Save often! It's crucial!"

Toadsworth

 * "Oh! How absolutely wretched..."
 * "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the kingdom!"
 * "Princess! We still await..."
 * "Ah, glorious! I daresay our Star Sprite has arrived!"
 * "Princess... This thing is...what?"
 * "Mercy! Such pep! Such verve! Such unswerving confidence!"
 * "So you'll be able to simply cure the blorbs, then! Correct?"
 * "Hrm... If this is even beyond the power of a Star Sprite..."
 * "Blast... Doctors are stumped... The Star Sprite is helpless..."
 * "To whom might we turn?"
 * "Hmph! How insolent!"
 * "Oh! Quite right!"
 * "Hope endures!"
 * "Ah! Master Mario! And Master Luigi!"
 * "We've awaited your arrival! Let us resume the meeting."
 * "Blorb Mushrooms?"
 * "Perplexing... Not a local variety, of that I'm quite sure."
 * "What sort of rapscallion would sell such a thing?"
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Your hour is at hand!"
 * "Go forth and stomp this fellow as if he were Bowser!"
 * "That... Erm... That's... Well..."
 * "Master Mario!"
 * "Your first battle in some time!"
 * "Shall I refresh you on attacks?"
 * "Ahem... Now then, choose the jump command block to attack."
 *  "HALT!"  
 * "Press here!"
 * "Press the button with exact timing as you just did to increase the damage!"
 * "Remember this above all else! Press the button just prior to stomping!"
 * "I must mention one vital bit. When you attack with a jump..."
 * "You can stomp your foe twice! Shall I explain that?"
 * "Now then attack with a jump just as you did a moment ago."
 *  "HAAALT!"  
 * "Press here! This impact is only the first one!"
 *  "HALT!"  
 * "Press one more time, if you will!"
 * "Master Mario!"
 * "Shall I explain attacks one more time for you?"
 * "Very well, then. No need to repeat myself, is there?"
 * "Master Mario, when you attack with a jump..."
 * "Press the button twice with good timing! Don't forget!"
 * "Master Mario!"
 * "Oh, this is crucial! You can dodge Bowser's attacks!"
 * "Care to hear about attack evasion?"
 * "Now, Master Bowser, attack, if you will please!"
 *  "HAAALT!"  
 * "Press here!"
 * "If you jump and dodge a foe's attack as you just did, you'll escape damage!"
 * "Time your jump well with a foe's attack! Remember this!"
 * "Master Mario!"
 * "If you jump and dodge a foe's attack as you just did, you'll escape damage!"
 * "When avoiding a foe's attack with a jump..."
 * "Time the jump well with the foe's attack! Don't ever forget!"
 * "Hrm... Young man, we're facing a national emergency."
 * "If we cancel the meeting, nothing will get solved."
 * "Mercy! You ARE the princess!"
 * "Take heed, gentlemen and star! That's how one does things!"
 * "But we surely can't use this ravaged room anymore..."
 * "Shall we continue someplace a touch less demolished?"
 * "Masters Mario and Luigi! You're hale and hearty!"
 * "After that great lout inhaled me, I awoke a bit addlepated..."
 * "I've walked hither and sthither, and now I've become quite stuck!"
 * "WHAT?! The princess?! Don't tell me she was inhaled as well!"
 * "Horrors... The princess... It rends the heart!"
 * "All alone within Bowser's body..."
 * "On her own amidst such filth..."
 *  "DEAR PRINCESS!"  
 * "The shame..."
 * "Huzzah! Sweet freedom! Master Mario! Master Luigi! My deepest thanks!"
 * "I daresay Master Mario and co. will now seek the princess, hm?"
 * "Marvelous. Simply marvelous! The princess must be made safe at all costs!"
 * "Speaking of which..."
 * "I should tell you, as I made my way here, I spotted a huge, flat bug by some sort of door."
 * "It was wretched, to be sure! I shudder to think of it, but if it attacked the princess..."
 * "Righto! With that large, foul bug in the hands of Masters Mario and Luigi, I shall be off!"
 * "I believe it would behoove us all if I were to find the other Toads and glean what I can."
 * "Help the princess! I count upon you!"
 * "Have at you! I'll thrash you! I'll... Ah. Could we be..."
 * "Princess. OH, PRINCESS! Such joy... You are safe! I'm simply awash with relief!"
 * "Good gracious! No... Not again! Princess! Flee!"
 * "Worry not! Masters Mario and Luigi are sure to trounce him!"
 * "Have at him!"

Wiggler

 *  "STOP, THIEF!"  
 * "The great giga-carrot! Raised by Wigglers for generations!"
 * "That giga-carrot was grown by my grandfather's grandfather's..."
 * "grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's..."
 * "grandfather's generation and every single one since!"
 * "And you yanked it!"
 * "...You don't care about the story of the Wigglers at all, huh?"
 * "So, a Banzai Bill? I have one."
 * "Yes, a long time ago, a Banzai Bill fell into the pasture..."
 * "I have secretly cared for it, telling no one where it lies."
 * "Do you want it?"
 * "Oh, of course, I would, but... You really need to learn a lesson or two about honor."
 * "So first of all, you need to take responsibility for yanking out this giga-carrot."
 * "Then we can talk Banzai Bill."
 * "You heard me! The Wiggler family has been growing this for ages! Growing this huge giga-carrot!"
 * "Now take responsibility..."
 *  "AND EAT IT!"  
 * "When you yank a vegetable out, be responsible and eat it all."
 * "That's been Wiggler law since time out of mind. Waste not!"
 * "Fine, don't. But no Banzai Bill."
 * "By the way, there's a time limit."
 * "You have one minute to eat it. All of it."
 * "Think of it as a sort of challenge."
 * "I'm afraid not."
 * "I suppose that's fair. You may have a taste."
 * "But just a little one."
 * "Ready?"
 * "Go, face-stuff challenge!"
 * "Ah."
 * "This giga-carrot includes a super-digestive enzyme that quickly digests food."
 * "When you eat a piece of carrot that holds that enzyme, it flashes briefly."
 * "A mouth flash means pay close attention to the swallowed bit."
 * "For inside that piece hides the digestive enzyme."
 * "Use it while it is red, and all eaten food will be digested at once."
 * "As time passes, the enzyme fades to blue and grows ever weaker..."
 * "Ah, these tiny enzymes hide within other pieces as well..."
 * "This is what tiny super-digestive enzymes look like."
 * "Yes, yes, yes. Practice is over..."
 * "That's a bit too much practice eating, no?"
 * "Well, then..."
 * "Sponsored by the Wiggler family! Promoted by the Wiggler family! Authorized by the very same!"
 * "We bring to you, live, the game of Giga-carrot, which nourishes nature, body, and soul!"
 * "I can't believe it! An eating record!"
 * "And what a time! Just seconds!"
 * "How very splendid."
 * "Let's have a round of applause for Bowser."
 * "...Not that anyone saw all that."
 * "Well, just calm down. Don't panic, don't panic."
 * "First, you should save. Take a deep breath."
 * "Want to go save?"
 * "Save to be on the safe side. Yes, go slow and steady."
 * "Don't rush. Breathe deep."
 * "What? What do you mean? What were we talking about?"
 * "You invade our peaceful farm and contaminate it!"
 * "You yank our giga-carrot! And then you EAT it!"
 * "Now face Wiggler's wrath!"
 * "I must avenge the Wigglers whose legacy you sullied."
 * "You must be removed from our farm like compost!"
 * "Ouchouchouchouch..."
 * "I can't bear it if you damage the rest of our organic crops..."
 * "Please, just take this and leave our property!"

Wisdurm

 * "ENOUGH! Persistent men, aren't youuu? What is it you want with meee?"
 * "Hmm? The Dark Staaaar? Princess Peach captuuured? Mushroom Kingdom overrunnn?"
 * "Ahhhh... Traaaagic. Truly traaaagic. My sympathiesss."
 * "You want me, a sage, to give you, a nobody, the Star Cuure?"
 * "I don't know about thaaat... What physical proof do you have that your story is truuuue? Why should I believe youuuu?"
 * "This Star Cure was entrusted to the sole care of me, Wisdurm! Why would I hand it over to men who lack any credibiiiiility?!"
 * "Hmmmmmmmmm... You're quite persistennnnt. This troubles meeeee. You chase me without flaaagging. You demand the Star Cuuuure... Rather brazen, methiiiiiiinks..."
 * " Tut tut! Lost our temperrrrr? Somewhat childish, nooooo? And yet amuuusing! Regrettably..."
 * "Very wellll... If you are so insistent that I gave you the cure, we will battle for iiiiit."
 * "A battle with Wisdurrrrrm... The winner will own the Star Cuuuuuure. Yes? Then we beginnnnn. Wisdurm battle sequence STAAAAAAAAAAART!"
 * "Guh... Bluh... Gack... Haff..."
 * "Heh heh heh heh... So you have bested me on the field of baaaaattle. That victory has earned you the right to see me in my true forrrrrrm. Wellll? Not too bad looking, hmmmm? Heh heh heh heh..."
 * "Now thennnn... I am one of the guardians of the Star Cuuures. We sages knew the day of the Dark Star awakening would come, and so awaited the heeeeroes..."
 * "We have met many times, as you two well rememberrrr... The day Bowser ate me along with the giga-carrot was the day our fates crosssssed... heh heh heh heh... it is clear we are connected by a fate that is beyond our poor comprehensionnnn..."
 * "Of coursssssse... Here, take iiiit."
 * "And so my role here comes to an ennnnnd... Now, please stop following me around. It's creeeeepy... I wish you luck finding the other two Star Cuuuuures... Flapflapflap..."