User:Cosmic Cowboy

Long John Spaghetti (Sometimes referred to as LJS, John, Johnny, or Johnny Boy) is a regular user on the Super Mario Boards. The account is owned by an American Teenaged Male, who is a huge fan of Luigi. In fact, he is American with Scottish descent. Long John Spaghetti joined not to help the wiki grow and prosper, but merely to join the Super Mario Boards, but he was seen lurking around before that. Now, he, rarely, edits the wiki and wants to see it turn out to be the reliable site it needs to be. Long John Spaghetti is the founder, owner, CEO, and manager of the Mushroom City Car Wash, the best and most controversial car wash in history. Long John Spaghetti has experience and knowledge of Meme Culture, going as far as to self-proclaim himself as the "Cowboy Meme Lord". He has also been diagnosed with ADHD which makes it hard for him to stay on task for long periods of time.

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Quotes

 * "Hey, Hey, Hey!"
 * "Put the knife down."
 * "YOU FOOL. THAT IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE."
 * "Hey, I didn't post a meme. Shocking, huh?"
 * "So, who's going to be the one to go to Wal-Mart when we run out of Pepsi?"
 * "Anyone want a beer?"