List of Kamek quotes

This is a list of quotes by Kamek.

Platformers

 * ''"So long! Enjoy your flight!" - Super Mario Galaxy

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Kamek also says an additional quote that only exists in the remake's manual:
 * "Go forth and find the other baby!! Don't let his parents get him back! Ever!!"

Intro

 * "Now where did those brats go?!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAK! Incompetent FOOLS!"

Boss battles

 * "If it isn't the killjoy Yoshi! You're always trying to ruin my fun! But not this time! Burt Brothers! Crush this overgrown lizard!"
 * "The other babies are having a great time in the castle. But they could use another playmate. Why don't you give me that baby, too?"
 * "Mirror, mirror on the wall, I've got a friend who's the ghastliest of them all! Are you frightened yet, little Yoshi?"
 * "Look at my lovely flower! It's feeding time, and you're the main course, Yoshi. If I were you, I'd look for something else to feed it!"
 * "You just don't know when to quit, do you?! Too bad for you! When Bessie Bass finishes with you, you'll be nothing but fish food!"
 * "You should learn how to take no for an answer! Now meet my dear friend Priscilla. You'll need some fancy footwork if you want to leave her castle!"
 * "AAAK! Just hand over the darn babies already! Now it's time for you to get DIZZY!"
 * "I just can't let you go to the castle beyond here. But don't worry! My friend will keep you company! Tee hee hee hee!"
 * "AAAAK! I can't believe you've made it this far! So you like to suffer, do you? Well, prepare to taste the abyss!"

After World 4

 * "Y-Your Highness! What are you doing up here?! This is most definitely NOT GOOD! I must inform Mr. Bowser at once!"
 * "The crystal clearly says that the seven stars did fall during this time period. And I'm getting a strong reading that they are resting inside the hearts of the babies!"
 * "The babies are called star children, and they each possess an extraordinary amount of power... And once they're in your royal hands, sir, the world is your oyster. Look into my crystal ball. Any star child will have a star hovering above it."

Final battles and ending

 * "Just what are you doing to young Mr. Bowser?! Allow me to help you, sir!"
 * "Sir Bowser! Defeat is not an option! There's only one thing left to do..."
 * "Mark my words, you will pay very dearly for this in the future!"

Yoshi's New Island

 * "Hey there, li'l Yoshi! That baby is mine, so be a darling and HAND HIM OVER!!"
 * "So what if we have wee Luigi at Bowser's Castle?! We'll never ever hand him over!"
 * "You made it?! HUGE mistake. Say hello to Big Beanie and his unstoppable vines!"
 * "Silly Yoshikins. Give up the baby already, or I'll be forced to blast you sky-high!"
 * "OK. I get it. You're clearly not giving up the baby without a fight. Time for Plan B..."
 * "Still on the youngster's side, Yoshi-baby? Then just try to protect him from Count Fang!"
 * "EEEEEEEK! That tears it! Time to end your journey with my handy balloon bombs!"
 * "*Pant, pant...* Not bad... Not bad at all... Why not put the baby down and go take a break?!"
 * "Know what time it is? It's time to GIVE UP. Otherwise you'll be in... a real pinch! Ke he he!"
 * "I'm SO over the going-easy-on-you strategy. Full-force time!"
 * "How do you two keep BEATING ME?! I'm going to get you for really real next time! "
 * "See Fred there? Watch me bulk up his tough armor! Basically that means IT'S ALL OVER!"
 * "OK. You've gut guts, I'll give you that much. But what's next will haunt your li'l Yoshi dreams!"
 * "But... How...? Hey, why not give me the baby so I can get some answers? Heh heh..."
 * "You can't *gasp*... You'll never *gasp*... enter Bowser's Castle! Jump into some thorns!"
 * "Eeeeek!! I don't GET it. You weren't supposed to make it this far! EEEEEE! It's all over now! Your nonsense ends HERE!!"
 * "Aaaagh! You got past me AGAIN?! This is getting silly! That is IT. YOUNG MASTER!!"
 * "Welcome!! Now, Yoshi, my lamb, if you would be a dear and please HAND OVER THE BABY!"
 * "Oh dear... What to do... Young Master Bowser awakens from his sweet slumber... "
 * "Yoshi, how could you DO such a thing??? Little Master, let me give you a hand!"
 * "How DARE you?! It's just not right... You big, green meanie... One of these days... we'll be back... You just wait and see!"
 * "Master Bowser?! NO!! You little monsters! Let me help you, my masterful Master!"

Yoshi's Woolly World

 * "Hello, li'l Yoshis! Sorry to drop in so suddenly, but I need to turn you all into yarn! Thanks!"
 * "Eh, at this rate, I'll be here through lunch. C'mon, I'm busy! EVERYONE becomes yarn!"
 * "There. This should be plenty. Well, I'd better get back. Toodles!"
 * "EEEEEEEEK! That's quite enough! I've had it with you annoying Yoshis!"
 * "Is that you, Yoshi baby? You can chase me, but you're not getting the yarn back! Say hello to Big Montgomery, and say goodbye to your chances of winning!"
 * "Yoshis sure are persistent. I assumed you'd have all run home by now! Fine! Burt, hitch up your trousers and GO BUST UP THAT YOSHI!"
 * "EEEEEEEK! Still think you can mess with my plans? This is as far as you'll go! Knot-Wing, you're up! Swoop in from above and SQUISH THAT YOSHI."
 * "Isn't it about time that you gave up? That really BURNS ME UP! Or rather, it'll BURN YOU UP! Hee hee hee!"
 * "Hrm? This tangle of yarn here looks familiar... ...AH! IT'S A YOSHI! I'm tired of Yoshis ruining my plans! Hey, you! Minion! I need you to stop this Yoshi from getting past here!"
 * "Hrmph. Are you still trying to get in my way? How rude! Hey! Mrs. Cluck! Get over here! EEEEEE! Watch where you're going! Ehn--there! Never mind that! Just get to work and blow that annoying Yoshi away!"
 * "You're getting tired now, aren't you? EEEEEEEEK! How about you take a quick shower and COOL OFF?!"
 * "How dare you come this far...? HOW DARE YOU, I SAY! Wake up, Naval Piranha! It's suppertime! The main course is Yoshi! Bon appétit!"
 * "You again... Of COURSE it's you again! OK, time to chill out, Yoshi-kins!"
 * "EEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU! You are getting on my nerves! Hey, you! In the parka! Send this Yoshi back to the Ice Age!"
 * "Think I'm letting you get past here? Well, think again! My friend here should help you get your head out of the clouds! Hee hee hee!"
 * "Y-Y-Young Master Bowser! Here I am! Safe and sound!"
 * "Little Master! A-a-allow me to assist!"
 * "Y-Y-Young Master! Are you all right?! Yoshi, how could you DO such a thing?! WAIT! I have the perfect idea! Let's use the power of that yarn... Yes, that'll be perfect... ...Hey... Hang on... What's going on here?!"
 * "How dare you do this to Young Master! You WILL pay for this one day! EEEEK!"

Mario Party series

 * "What's up? The name's Kamek, and I'm here to give all of your Orbs placed on the board to *insert character name*!" -Mario Party 6
 * "Welcome! It's time to face my magic!" - Mario Party DS
 * "Get a load of this spell. I call it Kamek Spell No. 8!" - Mario Party DS
 * "Hee hee hee! I, Kamek, came in first! I am the Superstar! And since I'm the Superstar, these Mini Stars that we gathered belong to me! Hee hee hee! So, if you don't mind, I'll be taking them now!" (I can't let those meddlers take Bowser's Mini Stars!) See you later!" - Mario Party 9

RPGs

 * "This... is... Smithy's castle! No trespassers... allowed!" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "That's...my child?" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "Huh? I made it back here SOMEHOW, but it appears that I've been brainwashed, or something. Have I done something... wrong?" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "It looks like you've got some tough new troopers, now. But my magic can still help you..." - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * "That oughta fix you up." - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

 * "Prince Bowser! Let's hightail it out of here!"
 * "Ah-HAAAAA!! You! You little red and green insects! Didn't I try to kidnap you once? Yeah, I did! Boy, THAT didn't work out so well.... and you don't look quite so little anymore.... And you're much hairier, too.... Weird....but none of that matters! You like bothering our budding master of evil, do you? Then I'll bother YOU up!"
 * "Yaaaaaaaaaack! How long do I have to do this?! I'm in a hurry!"
 * "Prince Bowser! Let's scram!"
 * "Snacks.... Must find snacks...."
 * "Score! And doesn't look like anyone's home, so I'll just help myself to the goods."
 * "You gotta wonder why this place is so empty, through...."
 * "Whoa! You hairy jerks again! Chased me all the way to this stupid island, have you?"
 * "Huzzat? You want the Cobalt Star shards back?"
 * "Hey, I got my own problems. I'm on a snack run for Prince Bowser. He's on the cliff top. I don't have time for you guys! These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!"
 * "Hey, what's your beef, pal? I'm not tasty enough for you?! I'm prime Koopa, you snob!"
 * "You're lucky I'm in a rush."
 * "I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you."
 * "Boy, you doofuses just get on a Koopa's tail and STAY there, don'tcha?"
 * "Well, try this on for size..."
 * "Unless those overalls are fireproof, you're gonna barbecue, you weenies! Give up now!"
 * "You really think you're tough? Then make it to the cliff top, losers! I'd LOVE to see it!"
 * "Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow." (In the Japanese version of the game, the same line speaks of just "tea". )


 * "Yeah... It's been...great."
 * "Ack! Baby alert!"
 * "Prince Bowser! Take it easy!"
 * "Leave this rabble to me. You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!"
 * "You guys are really starting to chap my shell."
 * "I'm gonna yank out all those mustache hairs...AFTER I beat those cookies out of you!"
 * "Oooh, which one's the REAL me?"

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 * "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
 * "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
 * "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
 * "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
 * "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
 * "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
 * "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
 * "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
 * "It's really awful that you felt the need to run away. I mean, how mortifying."
 * "But feel free to come find me anytime. Ka ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Back for more, are you? How wonderful. Such a feisty nature."
 * "No matter how many times you get up the nerve for this, the result will always be the same. Let's get to it, shall we?"
 * "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
 * "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
 * "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
 * "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
 * "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
 * "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Oh well. Best of luck!"
 * "KING BOWSER WILL DEFEAT YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DEFEAT YOU! KING BOWSER W-"

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

 * "What? You think I just wanted to wear this?"
 * "Actually... Yeah, you know, this frilly pink thing is pretty darn cute, I must say."
 * "I mean, those blue robes are so DRAB. Sometimes I open the closet and just gag."
 * "Wait... Let's start that over..."
 * "Ooh, a WARM welcome to Neo Bowser Castle!"
 * "Ka ha ha ha! So you came all the way here to be destroyed?!"
 * "I'll admit, knocking the castle from the sky was impressive...but that was just luck."
 * "And from now on, I think you'll find that things have turned most awfully bad!"
 * "Kee hee hee!"
 * "The paths between rooms... Oh, they're all messed-up!"
 * "You may wander in this room for the rest of your sad lives!"
 * "Keh!"
 * "I am your only key to moving on...and you'll never catch me!"
 * "And as you suffer, I trust you'll regret ever making Bowser mad!"
 * "Wh-what is this?"
 * "You dare attempt to take me down?!"
 * "I won't fall to you in here of all places!"
 * "Attack!"
 * "Kee-youch!"
 * "Well, no matter! I'll escape into another dream world!"
 * "I’ll get you next time!"
 * "Persistent, aren't we?"
 * "Well, time to lose you for good, then!"
 * "Oh, whoops! Messed will all the passages in the other rooms!"
 * "Sorry, there's no escape for you now! You'll be stuck here FOREVERRRR!"
 * "OK, I guess you wouldn't bite on that again!"
 * "Kyahahaha!"
 * "Next time won't be so easy!"
 * "KYAAAAAAAH! You IDIOTS!"
 * "Great. Just great. You borked my magic!"
 * "I didn't get to twist the doors as much as I would've liked..."
 * "But no matter. It's still complex enough to trap your small brains."
 * "This is the end for you! Wander here FOREVER!"
 * "OK, no more playing tag!"
 * "This ends here and now!"
 * "I'm serious this time! No holding back!"
 * "Bow...ser..."
 * "This cannot be...the end... Not for me..."
 * "I must...give...my magic...to His Churlishness..."</i>

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "Ah, yes, Master Bowser, the plan. It's, er, trucking along."
 * "Yikes!"
 * "Y-yes, sir!"
 * "Sheesh, would it kill you to say please?"
 * "A thousand apologies, Your Highness! I was only talking to myself!"
 * "...Has His Highness taken up ventriloquism?"
 * "My word!"
 * "But...but...but...but!"
 * "My eyes must be playing tricks on me. There are...TWO Master Bowsers?"
 * "Master Bowser is, er, occupied at the moment. Can I help you?"
 * "Say what now?"
 * "This is all starting to make some sense."
 * "I've heard about a book that holds a parallel world within its pages."
 * "I thought it was just the stuff of legend..."
 * "But based on what you've just told me, perhaps this book is, in fact, real."
 * "And it sounds like it's in Peach's castle!"
 * "And that would explain this little situation here."
 * "My head is starting to hurt..."
 * "Master Bowser! Please calm down!"
 * "Hey! Can I get a little assistance here?"
 * "You mean, the ACTUAL Kamek! Get it right!"
 * "Ugh...we had a good run. You and me..."
 * "I mean, maybe good isn't the right word."
 * "But it wasn't always...bad...anyway..."
 * "You were like a brother to me..."
 * "A hideously ugly brother...
 * "Do they not have mirrors in your world?"
 * "NO, YOU!"</i>

Paper Kamek

 * "You like? I just whipped some of that up in my spare time."
 * "We'll just have to MAGIC HARDER, of course! Keeheehee!"
 * "Was the "ugly" part really necessary?"
 * "You are an irritating little insect. And you know what I do to irritating little insects?"
 * "I zap them!"
 * "I believe I warned you about this before the battle, Your Highness."
 * "Yes. I'd agree. We were a not-terrible team."
 * "Some of the plots we hatched...were pretty fun."
 * "Why do you keep saying that?! We're identical!"
 * "You're the one who needs to look in the mirror!"
 * "NO, YOU!"</i>

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "Ah, Mario! I didn't expect to see YOU here."
 * "I'd love to stick around and sweep the floor with you, but I've got places to be, lives to ruin. You know how it is for us big wigs."
 * "But I suppose I could leave you with a little taste of my Koopa magicks..."
 * "Oh, you sad little Goomba..."
 * "Let's make you a sad HUGE Goomba! Eheeheehee!"
 * "Ah, Mario! Fancy meeting you here!"
 * "I've heard much about your exploits. Searching for the Big Paint Stars. Journeying here and there."
 * "Lord Bowser went through the trouble of scattering the Paint Stars, and you're undoing his hard work!"
 * "In other words... you're being Mario."
 * "You may have bested us before, but this time will be different."
 * "You'll leave this battle looking like a pile of confetti! Confetti in a parade honoring our fearless Koopa King!"
 * "I've sized you up, Mario! But my magicks may size you down! Eheeheehee!"
 * "Oh goodness. Big words for such a little can."
 * "But... with Mario here I must take every precaution."
 * "Prepare yourself for the fury of the Koopa magicks!"
 * ''"Kickety kaw, kickety koo! Make Mario the size of a shrew!"
 * "Eheeheehee! It's itsy-bitsy wittle Mawio! Let's see you stomp some Goombas now, you greedy little coin snatcher! True power needs not material wealth!"
 * "Lippety lap, lappet licks! Trim your hand right down to six!"
 * "Paralyzed by choice, are we? Allow me to help. Eheeheehee! And you're never getting your other cards back! ...Well, unless you win the fight."
 * "Tickety tatch, tickety twos! All of your cards are crummy shoes!"
 * "Koopatee kaw, koopatee konn! Where's your hand? Opps—it's gone!"
 * "Oh, you didn't want those cards, did you? You can always pay for a Battle Spin! Cross your fingers for a good card. Eheeheehee!"
 * "Huh? NO! But how...?! I was so busy tormenting Mario that I failed to realize my color has drained completely! Which means... The words I'm now speaking are my last! Quick, Kamek, say something profound! Uh... Did I lock my front door this morning? GAH! NO! Curse you, Mario! With my last ounce of power, I'll trap you in this forest...forever! I'm going to make you so big, you'll never fit in a pipe again, plumber boy! Eheeheehee!"
 * "Oh... I guess I only had enough power left to turn you back to normal size. Shoot..."
 * "My power... Drained. My once striking visage... So pale and colorless..."
 * "Like a bleached Boo riding a beached Blooper. Say THAT 10 times fast!"
 * "Bah... You could probably do it anyway. You're one tough cookie, Mario."
 * "My Koopa magicks, which were once called "a veritable all-you-can-eat buffet of chaos" by the Prisma Times, were not enough to stop you."
 * "I admit defeat. You've earned my respect all over again. Here, you deserve this... more than I. *cough*"