User talk:Mario/Archive 9

 Status:Sucks to wait for the delivery truck on May 30, especially when it ends up NOT coming.  ''' No pointless messages referring to my username (such as "Bowser will destroy you", "How's your relationship with Peach?", "You suck, Luigi is better than you", "You're an attention hog", "You're fat", and so on) unless I know you enough. '''

You can talk to me if you want. I'll usually reply, unless it's an extremely immature treasure chest of spam, profanity, and some wandalism mixed in. In that case, I hope you're happy in ban land.

NOTE! If you hardly know me, do NOT send friend requests to me. I will not accept random users as friends. If you want to make friends with me, you have to actually talk to me. Don't worry, I won't bite. I will bite if you just say, "WILL u b my friendz lol dsoimfoigeoiure". Don't take this as a discouragement to chat with me.

I'll be clear: your first message to me should NOT be "Will you be my friend"?

Don't add the on my talk page unless you're going to talk to me as well. Adding the template is similar to correcting grammar from a user five months ago; it's a false alarm whenever the notification shows up.

And yes, corn is grass.

Waaaaaaaario
Bonswaa. (That's Waluigi learning French) The tyranny is finally over. Just look at this: Problem is, he still has a lightning shot. That theif. - 03:14, 3 June 2014 (EDT)