User:Leirin

I swear one of these days I will make this User page not look like a pile of vomit

I am against swearing, blasphemy and racism. I am also Christian (Jesus Christ rocks!!). So please do not offend me. =)

Also, feel free to ask my any questions about my role as the Non-Mario Review writer for The 'Shroom or give suggestions! Next month's review: MOTHER 3

Oh yeah, and contrary to my signature, I do not own, nor have ever played, a WarioWare game, so please do not ask me to write up all those articles that need to be worked on. :P If you recommend any of the games to me, 'tho, I might buy one... one of these days.

Last video games played
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

Mario games I own
This list is not complete. I own so many Mario games, I pretty much have them flyin' out the wazoo. :P Bolded text for the name means I've beaten it.

I also have not completed this list yet, don't worry, I own WAY more consoles than what I've written thus far.
 * Nintendo 64
 * Super Mario 64 - One of the best Mario games. It may not be one of my all-time favorites, but this game is undeniably amazing, and brings back all sorts of early childhood memories.
 * Yoshi's Story - I love this game, just like I love Yoshi! I don't think I ever beat it fully, but this one is also extremely nostalgic. Fun and charming.
 * Donkey Kong 64 - Man, why did so many of you people shun this game? It was awesome! The level designs were all good, and the music created the perfect jungle atmosphere.
 * Mario Kart 64 - Just like the Mario Karts after it, this games rocks. The music is my favorite in the series of Mario Karts as well.
 * GameBoy Advance
 * Super Mario Advance 3 - I like this game, haven't beaten it yet though. Is it okay that I probably died five times when I replayed this game on the first World? Please? Anybody? Also, Mario Bros. = video game drug
 * Mario Pinball Land - Never really beat this one. I guess I'm just really bad at pinball. *Cough cough* Kirby Tilt 'n Tumble *cough cough*
 * GameCube
 * Luigi's Mansion - Again, why the lack of love? In reality, this game is really great! Features sort of a "collect them all" bit of gameplay within the main game, so all is well. Plus, it's spooky, and it stars Luigi.
 * Super Mario Sunshine - Some people really didn't like this game and thought it was too gimmicky, but in all honesty I think it's up in the top 10 for Mario's best! The tropical setting was really nice, missions ranged in difficulty.
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - IMO this game is the second best Mario RPG! A very unique design, nice music and perfectly-fitting sound effects. Me and my mom recently sculpted figurines of Vivian (favorite partner!) and Ms. Mowz.
 * Wii
 * Super Paper Mario - Still trying to beat this one. I think I gave up on my first playthrough right before finding Francis's hideout and rescuing Tippi or something... (which is too bad, 'cause I always wanted to see that part! XD)
 * Super Mario Galaxy - Another one that's up there with the rest. I'd even say Galaxy lived past its hype! BEAUTIFULLY orchestrated music (seriously, I'm a sucker for orchestra :P), imaginative level designs, and just an epic setting. Graphics are amazing too. Highly recommended.
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl - No doubt this game is up there on my top ten list for best games ever. Brawl delivered so much, and combined the great things of Nintendo's worlds combines (plus, it's fun!). I regularly attend Brawl parties with friends where we just play this game and eat pizza until our brains melt. =P
 * Virtual Console
 * Paper Mario - This game is actually pretty good, true classic, the gameplay isn't the most fun though (nor is replayability). However, I still recommend it for people who want a simple RPG.
 * Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - YES. Yes. Yeees! This is possibly the best Mario game, and one of my personal favorites no doubt. The introduction of all sorts of new gameplay elements for Mario helped mold the series further. Geno and Mallow are some of the coolest Mario allies ever. Plus, it can also be argued one of the best RPGs made, in my opinion, tied with MOTHER 3. But seriously, download this game now, it will be the best $8 you ever spend in your entire liiiife! *cackles maniacally*

To-do list

 * Make a decent User page.
 * Supply all these Super Mario RPG screenshots for spells and status effects.
 * Write next month's review (I like to be ahead of 'da game!)
 * Never make a proposal again.

The Best YouTube Video Ever (mild lyrics)
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