The 'Shroom:Issue XXIII/Fake News

 by the Fake News Team

Poll
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Which do you think smells the worst?

 * Bowser
 * Wario
 * Poison Shroom
 * Hooktail's Feet
 * Poop
 * Inky Sauce

[http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=3779.0 VOTE NOW! ]

Travel Guide
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Did you ever want to get stomped on by angry rectangles with happy faces on them but didn't know where to go? Did you ever wonder what color lava is? Then come to Bowser's Castle, the best place in the Marioverse! (except everywhere else). This castle also serves as a race track, a tennis court, and a baseball stadium! Originally only accessable to Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Miis, Koopa Kids, Goombas, Paragoombas, Koopa-Troopas, Paratroopas, and pretty much everyone, the castle is now open to everyone! Our chefs make gourmet meals out of freshly cooked Mario. Vegetarian? Don't worry, our chefs will cook up some nice 8-bit mushroom soup. Come to Bowser's Castle, and you WON'T come out!

BTW: WE AREN'T TELLING YOU IF ITS BOWSERS CASTLE 1, 2, 3, or the one in SMRPG you have to find out yourself hahahahahah!

Fake TV
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So, are you disappointed we're in that slow period between the NFL and March Madness and the MLB? Not to worry, there's soccer! The Star Cup takes place at The Battle Dome and begins on February 22nd! Catch it all on ! This year's cup features 12 teams! Last year's results are below:

Who will win this year?

2009 Star Cup
''Below are the details for the 2009 Star Cup. They will be updated regularly.''

This is an official sporting event. It is not to be edited by anyone other than the hea of this event.

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Welcome to the official page of the 2009 Star Cup! This annual Strikers tournament is changing its setup this year to include more teams and more action. The Battle Dome is once again the host of this prestigious battle between the top twelve teams in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Tournament

 * The twelve teams will be divided into three groups of four
 * Each team plays the other three teams in their group once for a total of three games
 * The top two teams in each group advance to knockout play
 * Teams get two points for a win and one point for an overtime or shootout loss in group play

Rules

 * Each game consists of two 5-minute halves
 * If the game is tied after 10 minutes, there is a 1-minute overtime in group play and sudden-death overtime in knockout play
 * In group play, if overtime is scoreless, the game goes to penalty kicks
 * Each team has five players: a goalie (Kritter); a center; a left wing; a right wing; and a defenseman

Bowser
Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Bowser

Right wing: Boo

Defenseman: Dry Bones

Goalie: Kritter

Bowser Jr.
Left wing: Bowser Jr.

Center: Hammer Bro.

Right wing: Monty Mole

Defenseman: Dry Bones

Goalie: Kritter

Daisy
Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Shy Guy

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Daisy

Goalie: Kritter

Diddy Kong
Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Shy Guy

Right wing: Diddy Kong

Defenseman: Birdo

Goalie: Kritter

Donkey Kong
Left wing: Koopa Troopa

Center: Donkey Kong

Right wing: Birdo

Defenseman: Boo

Goalie: Kritter

Luigi
Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Luigi

Right wing: Shy Guy

Defenseman: Birdo

Goalie: Kritter

Mario
Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Mario

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Koopa

Goalie: Kritter

Peach
Left wing: Koopa

Center: Peach

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Boo

Goalie: Kritter

Petey Piranha
Left wing: Toad

Center: Petey Piranha

Right wing: Monty Mole

Defenseman: Boo

Goalie: Kritter

Waluigi
Left wing: Hammer Bro

Center: Koopa

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Waluigi

Goalie: Kritter

Wario
Left wing: Birdo

Center: Toad

Right wing: Wario

Defenseman: Koopa

Goalie: Kritter

Yoshi
Left wing: Yoshi

Center: Toad

Right wing: Koopa

Defenseman: Shy Guy

Goalie: Kritter

Waluigi vs. Bowser
2/22, 23:00 UTC

Petey Piranha vs. Daisy
2/22, 23:30 UTC

Bowser vs. Petey Piranha
2/26, 1:50 UTC

Daisy vs. Waluigi
2/28, 0:00 UTC

Daisy vs. Bowser
3/1, 19:30 UTC

Petey Piranha vs. Waluigi
3/4, 3:45 UTC

Luigi vs. Bowser Jr.
2/23, 0:00 UTC

Wario vs. Donkey Kong
2/24, 23:00 UTC

Bowser Jr. vs. Wario
2/27, 3:30 UTC

Donkey Kong vs. Luigi
2/28, 15:30 UTC

Donkey Kong vs. Bowser Jr.
3/1, 20:00 UTC

Wario vs. Luigi
3/5, 1:50 UTC

Peach vs. Yoshi
2/23, 0:30 UTC

Diddy Kong vs. Mario
2/25, 4:00 UTC

Yoshi vs. Diddy Kong
2/27, 23:30 UTC

Mario vs. Peach
2/28, 16:00 UTC

Mario vs. Yoshi
3/3, 23:00 UTC

Diddy Kong vs. Peach
3/6, 15:30 UTC

Quarterfinals
3/6, 16:00 UTC

3/7, 15:30 UTC

Semifinals
3/7, 16:00 UTC

3/8, 19:30 UTC

CHAMPIONSHIP
3/11, 3:45 UTC

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