X-Ship

"Starboard cannons, port cannons, FIRE!!!!"

- Lord Crump

The X-Ship is Lord Crump's ship in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. It was used to fight the Black Skull (Cortez' ship). It is a black ship with a spiky tail. The main cannon has a head which slightly resembles a snifit. It also has port and starboard cannons that are used when Crump and his X-Nauts attempt to sink Keelhaul Key to the bottom of the sea. When Crump shoots his cannons this angers Cortez and him, Mario, Flavio and Embers attack the X-Ship, which creates a melee between the shipwrecked Toads, Embers and X-Nauts. While all that is going on, Mario ingages Lord Crump in combat. Eventually Crump and his minions are defeated and Crump sails elsewhere. To thank Mario and his friends, Cortez becomes a taxi service between Rougeport and Keelhaul Key.