List of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, listed by character.

Mario

 * "Ahh! Reptile breath tornado! I'm a goner!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Just what we need, a Miserable Squawking Angry Giant Ninja Parrot." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "We better get that mummy back where it belongs, before it scares the pasta outta everybody!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yuck! A hug from her could be bad for my health! I'd better scram!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I like long naps, but not that long!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I can't sleep for ten-thousand years. I'll get too hungry!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "No time for jokes, Luigi! Make tracks!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself, they're my most unfavorite things!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Give it up! We already flew the Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Princess! Boy, are we glad to see you!" - Upon him and Luigi being rescued, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Tea? With Koopa? Princess, how can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Don't be a baby, Luigi." - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Toad, I know this means a lot to you, but why the waterworks?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{Zombified} Smash. Crush. Pound. Destroy!" - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "I hate it when you do that!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "oh..{slightly slower}..how many times do I have to remind you not to do that?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Looks like I'm plumber out of luck!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * ''"Brothers. Ya can't live with 'em. Ya can't live without 'em. - "Oh, Brother!"
 * ''"Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the blink! - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Take a look, Toad. One Super Mario turn of the wrench, and all that stopped up water will run out of your tub faster than Invincible Mario!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Let's show that big bad Boom Boom some of our patented Super Mario super moves!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "QUIET! You wanna wake the dead? You don't want Koopa to find out we're in his kingdom, do ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumors." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I'd rather face a thousand Koopas than one mermaid mackerel with marraige on her mind! But you can't run from your problems forever!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'd rather marry a fish than swim with one, Luigi." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'm just too chicken to be a frog!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "We have been king-sized colossal jerks!" - "True Colors"
 * "Garbage, garbage, on our stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Um...A stray chirstmas tree?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, Luigi. Never challenge me to a game of underwater horseshoes." - "The Venice Menace"
 * "This is no time to be Italian, Luigi! Be Polish!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!" - "Super Koopa"

Luigi

 * "Nice crash landing, Mario!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Ride 'em, plumber boy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Tanks for reminding me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We unclogged the past!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "There, now it's even hotter!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! {quickly} Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They don't call us super for nothing!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "I hate to dance!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "Well, there goes the neighborhood!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Ahh! It's a garbage storm!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our tail!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "This gondola's gonna make us goners!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Hey, but I am a baby!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

Bowser

 * "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius." - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Go clean your room! And you'd better do it! Stop pinching your little brother! Don't be a brat! Turn down your stereo! Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! (kisses baby, who hits him with rattle) Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! (kisses baby again) Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "If I want something, I'll just take it!" "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * ''"Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea was this midnight attack?!" - "True Colors"
 * "Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" - "Super Koopa"
 * "This is all your fault, Kooky." - Up, Up, and a Koopa
 * "I don't know what's bringing them to Venice, but I know what's gonna bring them under!" - "The Venice Menace"

Kooky von Koopa

 * "Ooh, relax, King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down. He’d never win, unless we fixed this election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa! Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa, hey, bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "My job is to keep the real Princess Toadstool in real Hawaii. You told me six times, Bossy Dad!"Reign Storm"
 * "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario babies never warp through this pipe!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "My time travel thing is working great!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We do. We're playing a game called: STUFF YOUR FURNACURE DOWN THE DRAIN!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"''
 * "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I make it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Say no more, Kooper Dooper dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 *  {zombified} "Your wish is my command, Mario masters." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "And now a big jerk for that big plumber jerk!" - "Oh, Brother!
 * "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to chaos mode!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!" - "True Colors"
 * "Then hit it, Hip! Hop to it, Hop!" - "Super Koopa"
 * "The French fries!" - "Super Koopa"

Big Mouth Koopa Jr.

 * "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I love being a Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Give that brat a country and she finally stops nagging!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah! Someone magnificent, like we are! Let’s go find him!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "But first, we want a car! A big, bad, convertible!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "With those budinskis out of the way, we could take Hollywood by storm!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey look! King Dad's doing aerobic exercises and getting in shape with more madness! Great idea!" - "Mighty Plumber"
 * "These Marios are tough! Whadda ya think they're up to? The nerve of these guys, sneaking into Dark Land, reminds me of-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No, it must be true! If Mario gets it, we'll be doomed to be good for good! He'll control everything! We'll be dancing to his doom-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Ummm, big Bully brother, old pal. That thing doesn't work on me and Cheatsy, does it? I mean, you wouldn't make your favorite brother dance, would ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Everbody do the koopa, everybody shout and pout!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I'll help you, daddy dearest!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Stick ‘em up! Give me your purse! I’m a real bad robber Koopa! I’m also a bad dancer!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey, Kootie Pie, stick ‘em up! Put your hands in the air! I’m a thief and a crook!" - "Crimes R Us"

Kootie Pie Koopa

 * "I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Law number one! Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT- TO- DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Daddy only wants me to be happy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "*screams* I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yes! People will do anything Dadzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Don't try to get on my good side!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Aliens! Daddykins! Billions and billions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Not just in time, Cheatsy! That steam melted my mascara!" (*cries*) - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Just because you're drowning, you don't have to yell!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "The shopping!" - "Super Koopa"

Cheatsy Koopa

 * "This is as sneaky and slimy as you can get, Dad. I love it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I'm not rushing. I'm helping!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's that louse, Luigi! Let's Koopafy him!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "But, King Dad! You should be proud of me! I was only doing bad like you taught me!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Wake up, King Dad. Time to do your midnight sneak attack on the Mushroom Kingdom!" - True Colors

Princess Toadstool

 * "We came as soon as we got your message, Prince Hugo." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Toad, lighten up! It’s just a silly old wrestling match! What’s that compared to the really important things like… like feeding those poor Mushroom orphans?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "What's that all about? I've never seen Toad so upset!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Mario and Luigi should have been back by now. They must be in trouble." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Don't be so self-conscious. It's not like your on television with millions of people watching you. Now come on. We've gotta find Mario and Luigi." - Reassuring Toad and getting him back on task, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"

Toad

 * "First message we ever got that was bigger than the post office." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "The next time the Princess needs someone to deliver a million gold coins to the Mushroom Orphanage… {pants} I’m on vacation!" - "Tag Team Trouble"