User:Doc von Schmeltwick

Status: Have a job now, time online may be sporadic.

Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined on May 15, 2017! I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. I currently am 21 years of age. I am also a spriter, my TSR thread for some of my posted sprites can be found here :3.

When I entered the Sand Kingdom initially, I had five moons. When I left initially, I had 68. I'm good at finding things.

Additionally, I am the depraved maniac who wrote the Peachette page, thus unwittingly giving that friggin' "Bowsette" meme some manner of pushing forwards. Fear meeeeee!

User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects

Best character who hasn't been made (yet): Gold Tanooki Cat Baby Metal Waluigette: ultimate roster filler!

Note: Don't expect me to be available on Sundays during the school year, I am typically busy on those for most of the day.

Current goals:

 * Merge Rainbow Tap-Tap to Tap-Tap
 * Merge Super Soda to Fresh Juice
 * Merge King Boo (Super Mario Sunshine) to Big Boo (possibly; wait for more SM64 guidebook research)
 * Merge Lightfish to Glimmer the Anglerfish
 * Merge Ice Piranha Plant to Frost Piranha
 * Split Bin into something logical
 * Do something about Black Shy Guy
 * Merge the Dark Moon section of Big Boo into Boolossus
 * Split Jaxi and Jaxi Statue
 * Merge the Metal Marios
 * Split unneeded things from Fishin' Lakitu
 * Merge Pale Piranha to Piranha Plant again
 * Merge the SPM "Moon Cleft" to Cleft
 * Merge Big Boo (boss) to Big Boo
 * Merge Nomadimouse and possibly Little Mouser (character) and Nomadimouse (character) to Little Mouser
 * Merge Lava Piranha to Fire Piranha Plant

Other talk page things

 * Talk:Slide (Super Mario 64)

So you've gotten into a debate with me
Want some tips into effectively arguing with me? For starters, if I start a debate acting on-the-fence suggesting a change, do not under any circumstances attempt to shut it down with a "no that's 100% impossible." Instead, take a more ambiguous approach like I'd started with. Basically, the more you push, the more I'll push back. I'm like Canary Mary from Banjo-Tooie in that regard. Additionally, "this is an English Wiki" is not now and never will be an argument. It may be an English wiki, but it's a predominantly Japanese franchise, so not looking at it from an international perspective is disingenuous and helps nobody.

Wikis I can also be found on

 * The Cutting Room Floor
 * JiggyWikki, a MediaWiki for Banjo-Kazooie that I followed to.
 * RareWiki, I followed him there too.
 * TriforceWiki, which is a more complicated situation. Admin of it.

'''Note: I rarely update the below lists, so don't be surprised if there's a lot missing. Particularly with images, I tend to mass-upload those.'''

Pages I've Created (that are still around, by time)

 * Tadpole (enemy)
 * Futamogu
 * Mizuuo
 * Hidama
 * Seeing-eye door
 * Denki/Electric Lamp
 * Spark (Wario Land 3)
 * Nobiiru
 * Chestnut
 * Togēba
 * Bird (Mario's Time Machine)
 * Laser Grid
 * Bōtsu (through technicality; page existed, but instead described Kōmori Missile, which I officially created.)
 * Batto Shuruken
 * Big
 * Mister Koopa's Neighborhood (known to some as Hades, Hell, the Infernum, the Netherworld, the Netherlands, Holland, et cetera...)
 * List of Wario Land 3 pre-release and unused content
 * Bat (Super Mario Galaxy)
 * Topper (rescued from stub)
 * Mechawiggler
 * Broodals
 * Tropical Wiggler
 * Maw-Ray
 * Goombette (The Super Mario Odyssey info was initially put in by me, so I consider it my own.)
 * Bubblainian
 * Gushen
 * Mollusque-Lanceur
 * Dark Side
 * Push-Block

Pages I've Saved (may not be complete)

 * Spiny Egg
 * Topper

Categories I've Created (alphabetical)
I like taxonomy, what can I say?
 * Category:Ants
 * Category:Apples
 * Category:Armadillos
 * Category:Bananas
 * Category:Bears
 * Category:Beetles
 * Category:Bivalves
 * Category:Bovines
 * Category:Bumpties
 * Category:Carnivorous Plants
 * Category:Cephalopods
 * Category:Chickens
 * Category:Coconuts
 * Category:Corvids
 * Category:Crocodilians
 * Category:Dolphins and whales
 * Category:Donkey Kong 3 Enemies
 * Category:Elephants
 * Category:Flies
 * Category:Gale Hawgs
 * Category:Gastropods
 * Category:Goonies
 * Category:Leaves
 * Category:Legumes
 * Category:Lizards
 * Category:Perfect Edition of the Great Mario Character Encyclopedia Images
 * Category:Platforms
 * Category:Pterosaurs
 * Category:Melons
 * Category:Moles
 * Category:Mummies
 * Category:Nuts
 * Category:Owls
 * Category:Parasites
 * Category:Parrots
 * Category:Pinnipeds
 * Category:Pufferfish
 * Category:Rabbids
 * Category:Raptors
 * Category:Rocs
 * Category:Root Vegetables
 * Category:Skeletons
 * Category:Snowmen
 * Category:Spikes
 * Category:Tucks
 * Category:Turtles
 * Category:The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Characters
 * Category:Ungulates
 * Category:Vampires
 * Category:Vultures
 * Category:Waterfowl
 * Category:Yoshi's Story Species

Images I've Uploaded (Reuploaded ones included, by time)
And a bunch I haven't put down yet. Basically look here.

Mario Games I own
Also I despise Wizzerds and Elite Wizzerds, but then again, everybody who isn't a masochist does.

Trivia

 * I was born on the day Walkazo (may she rest in peace) turned 6 years old.
 * Mario says "Thank you tonight!" when you beat a level the normal way in NSMB.
 * The first Mario games I played were Super Mario World and Super Mario Advance, neither of which I actually owned due to not having a Nintendo console. When the advertisements for NSMB started showing up, I had no idea what Goombas were.
 * Petey Piranha is awesome because of his inexplicable underwear.
 * The only reason I got into the franchise were (mostly cruddy) flash games, a grand majority of which used Super Mario World graphics.