List of Tetris Attack quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Tetris Attack. The quotes are listed by character.

Character profile

 * "I am THE King! I am Bowser."
 * "Go Yoshi, while you still can. You'll never beat me. Not in 10 years... Not in 100 years... Not even in 100,000 years will you beat me."

Special Stage

 * "I am Bowser. King of the Koopas! So you think you can defeat me? What a simple creature you are. So naive... So simple... Did you know this simple one?"
 * "Not quite good enough, simple one! Come back... If you dare!!" (If Yoshi is defeated)
 * "Confound it, you silly donkey. Just you wait... Just wait and see." (If Bowser is defeated)

Last Stage

 * "You've come a long way, little one. But, if you can't do Combos or Chains, you're not only wasting YOUR time, you're wasting MINE! Oh please, stop your blubbering. Let's get on with it."

Vs. mode

 * "Who is it? Who dares to wake me from my nap?"
 * "What!! You mean you dare challenge me? What a joke!"
 * "Why do you bother? Silly little one."
 * "Now! Taste the bitterness of my wrath!!"

Defeat (used a continue)

 * "Arrrghhh!! How could I lose..."
 * "Just you wait... Wait and see!"
 * "I'll return soon to teach you once and for all."

Defeat (no continues used)

 * "Arrrghhh!! How could I lose..."
 * "I have been so completely beaten, and by a Yoshi!"
 * "How could this be? What could I have been thinking?"
 * "Why did I start a fight I could not win?"
 * "I had no idea a simple Yoshi could be so strong."
 * "Gyaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

Character profile

 * "Hello everybody, I am Bumpty."
 * "The Ice World is my home. Brrrr! People think I'm cute, but I hate that. Instead, you should just think of me as being cool."

Character profile

 * "I, am a Flying Wiggler."
 * "I like the pretty flowers so much. Being surrounded by so many lovely things makes me so happy. HEY THERE! Don't step on my friends!"

Character profile

 * "Ribbet, ribbet. Froggy here!"
 * "For frogs, a lot of rain is good. But... ribbet. Not everyone is so happy about it, ribbet. Well... ribbet. I don't care! Ribbet!"

Character profile

 * "I am a Blargg, Gargantua Blargg"
 * "My exploits are kind of famous. I rule the Lava World, and all should fear me. But lately, this rain has put a damper on my powers. Hmmm..."

Character profile

 * "I'm a K-Koopa, Hookbill Koopa."
 * "It's m-my j-job to b-b-beat Yoshi! And, I'm a g-g-gonna m-make m-m-mincemeat out of that c-c-cocky little wimp."

Character profile

 * "I am the magical genius, Kamek."
 * "This is it - You little... Now, bow down to me. No! Better yet, kneel before your new master. Kneel before Kamek, Tee, hee, hee, hee!"

Character profile

 * "Hey you- my name's Lakitu."
 * "A funny thing happened today. I had to stop to play a game with Yoshi. Hey, ever hear the one about the Koopa King, Yoshi and a Magikoopa..."

Character profile

 * "Howdy y'all- I'm a Lunge Fish."
 * "Ya want to know what I think? I don't really like that Yoshi guy, he gives me indigestion. Got anything to eat? I'm kinda hungry!!"

Narration

 * "Now, let's go play, together... Together under the clearest of blue skies."

Character profile

 * "I'm Naval Piranha Plant."
 * "Hey Yoshi! Ready to give in yet? Do you still dream of defeating me? Har-har! Go see yer momma, you little green lizard. Go home and cry, baby."

Character profile

 * "I am Poochy- Woof, woof!"
 * "You didn't know I like monkeys? Well see, I'm friends with everybody. Woof! Especially that Yoshi. He gives me eggs! Woof, woof, WOOF!"

Character profile

 * "Raphael Raven here! Caww!"
 * "It's Yoshi - caww! It's Yoshi - caww! Raphael has to - caww! Raphael has to - caww! Play and defeat - caww! Play and defeat - caww! That darn Yoshi! Caww!"

Yoshi

 * "Nintendo!"

Menus

 * "These games are for one player." (1Player Game)
 * "This mode plays until Game Over. There are several endings to see. Score higher for better endings." (1Player Game, Endless)
 * "You have limited time in this mode. Try and score as high as you can. To get the high score... You'll want to do Chains and Combos!" (1Player Game, Time Trial)
 * "Clear all stages one by one. Each round has five stages. There's a total of 30 stages! Find the King Of The Koopas. Defeat him to reach the ending!" (1Player Game, Stage Clear)
 * "You must clear all of the panels using only limited switches. It might seem easy at the start, but it doesn't stay that way. There are sixty puzzles to do! But if sixty aren't enough for you... just you wait and see!" (1Player Game, Puzzle)
 * "Play this mode against the CPU. To attack, use Chains and Combos! You win when your opponent loses! Shock panels will attack too! For details, see the instructions, or see How To Play - Vs. Rule. Also, if you want to improve... see the How To Improve mode! Oh... One more thing! If you clear Shock Panels Combos... Your attack power will increase!" (1Player Game, Vs.)
 * "These games are for two players." (2Player Game)
 * "Compete for the highest score. The Handicap will adjust the score." (2Player Game, Time Trial)
 * "In this mode, you must play to win! Make sure to use Chains and Combos." (2Player Game, Vs.)
 * "See controller functions and learn how to play this game." (How To Play)
 * "This shows the controller layout." (How To Play, Operation)
 * "Basic explanation of how to play." (How To Play, Rule 1)
 * "This introduces more techniques." (How To Play, Rule 2)
 * "Learn more about VS. mode." (How To Play, Vs. Rule 1)
 * "Learn to clear garbage blocks." (How To Play, Vs. Rule 2)
 * "This mode shows you tips and will teach advanced techniques." (How To Improve)
 * "You can change the settings for several options using this mode. For details, see the instructions." (Option)

Rule 1

 * "Howdy! It's me, Yoshi!!"
 * "I'm here to show you how to play this game. I've got lots to show, so pay attention."
 * "This is the cursor! To the right, or left. From top, to bottom. It can move freely!"
 * "You can use either the A or B Button. This is how you can arrange the panels!"
 * "If you want, you can drop them, just like this!"
 * "Align three or more like panels vertically or horizontally, and they will disappear!!"
 * "You can make more disappear. Keep going, and don't miss any. Ah, there's one more!"
 * "You can even raise the whole stack by pressing either the L or R Button."
 * "But don't hit the top or the Game is Over!!"
 * "Now it's time to teach you about Combos and Chains!"
 * "It's a little harder to clear this way, so you're rewarded with a higher score!"
 * "A Combo is when you clear many panels simultaneously. Watch this!"
 * "Clear 4... Clear 5... Clear 6... And... even Clear 10!!"
 * "Now, on to Chains! First a x2 Chain! Or maybe a x3 Chain!!"
 * "Well, that's it for this lesson!"
 * "In the next lesson, I'll teach you some advanced techniques! See ya!"

Rule 2

 * "Welcome back! I've been waiting for you."
 * "This lesson is a bit more difficult, so if you don't mind... Pay attention!"
 * "Let's cover Chains. Really, they're pretty easy, and all the kids are doing them."
 * "First, place these... and most importantly, if you move this panel, you can form a Chain!"
 * "Hurry! Hurry! See! I did it [sic] I got a x2 Chain!"
 * "I'll do it again, a bit slower though... First, you place one, then..."
 * "Slide this one over. A x2 Chain!"
 * "Next, this one... It's a x3 Chain!"
 * "You can clear lots of panels forming Chains this way!"
 * "Forming Chains like this are called Skill Chains."
 * "This is a very important technique. So, keep practicing, and it'll come easy!"
 * "OOPS! I forgot to tell you a little something!"
 * "When you form Chains the sound the panels make when they disappear changes!"
 * "And... should you form a Super Chain, a lovely fanfare will sound!!"
 * "Hmm... Let's see... Did I tell you about "Stop"?"
 * "When you do a Chain or Combo, the stack will stop rising for a short time."
 * "Yes! 4 Cleared! While the fireworks go off, keep clearing panels. Don't hesitate!"
 * "When you are in big trouble, they'll stop a little longer."
 * "At that time, a "Stop" mark will appear."
 * "Then, you'll hear someone shout quite loudly, "Stop!", and the stack will stop."
 * "Oh no, it looks like the Game will be Over!! Whew... It's OK now..."
 * "In the next lesson, I'll introduce you to the VS. mode! I just can't wait!"

Vs. Rule 1

 * "I've been waiting for you! I'm so glad you came to see me again."
 * "This time, the lesson is about the VS. mode."
 * "In VS. your goal is simple. Make your opponent lose the game."
 * "As you play, the [!] panel will appear."
 * "Clear the [!] panel and you'll attack your opponent."
 * "See! A nice garbage block will drop onto your buddy!"
 * "You can also attack by using Combos and Chains!"
 * "This example shows what happens when you Clear 4!"
 * "Clear 5! Clear 6!! Clear 10!!!"
 * "The more cleared at once, the more severe your attack!"
 * "Now... let's see how Chain attacks work."
 * "x2 Chain! x3 Chain!! x4 Chain!!!"
 * "Progressive Chains will create thicker garbage blocks."
 * "To clear the garbage blocks, you need to..."
 * "Oh, I guess I'll wait 'til the next lesson to teach you that. Bye!"

Vs. Rule 2

 * "This time, we'll learn how to clear garbage blocks!"
 * "Uh, oh!! My opponent just sent me a present!"
 * "At a time like this, where you clear panels is important."
 * "If the panels are touching the garbage block, then..."
 * "It'll transform into panels! Quickly, continue to clear them!"
 * "Incoming!!! Different colors are cleared the same way!"
 * "If like colored garbage blocks are touching..."
 * "They will all be transformed at one time!"
 * "But, any different colored blocks won't transform!"
 * "You will need to transform each individually."
 * "When dealing with thick garbage blocks..."
 * "Only the bottom line will transform."
 * "Each layer must be transformed seperately [sic] ."
 * "It's kind of hard though!"
 * "That's it! Lesson's over!! School's out!!!! Now go play!!!!!"
 * "If my explanations were too fast to understand..."
 * "Choose "HOW TO PLAY" on the "SELECT" screen again!"
 * "Well... see you again! Bye bye! "

Character profile

 * "Hello everyone! I am Yoshi."
 * "I'm very glad to see you all again. A little problem has come up here. But, with help from Little Yoshi, I think we can take care of it!"

Stage Clear mode

 * "Hello, Yoshi here! Before each round, in these messages, you can learn lots of different hints. Eliminate everything above the CLEAR line in order to clear each stage. Remember - stay clam and DON'T panic!"