List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!. They are listed by character.

Jungle Fever

 * "Albatoss leader to squadron, Bob-Ombs away!"
 * "Crash landing! Egg in the face! Fasten your seatbelt!"

Alligator Dundee

 * "G'day, mate! I thought I heard folks out this way!"
 * "Name's Alligator Dundee! I've been on a sewer safari in your local pipes! I'm huntin' the most ferocious, vicious, fearsome creature that I've ever encountered! Now, I've tracked him down here... He should be attacking you gents any minute now."
 * "Ah... Now this here net will hold anything from a giant grizzly, down to a teeny weeny fleaney!"
 * "I mean a flea."
 * "Right. Now listen up. I'll lure that beast out of the sewer, then Mario, you drop the net over the monster. Luigi, you take the rope, slip it over, and tighten it up. But be careful, boys. One false move, and you'll end up as a couple of monster snacks!"
 * "What's that?"
 * "No, it's easy!"
 * "Good point, mate! Just so you'll know for sure...here's what the bloodthirsty beast looks like."
 * "Beats me!"
 * "♪ Watching-a Zelda, watching-a Zelda, you go a-watching the Zel... ♪"
 * "Oh, we're gonna try and take him peacefully, but if he endangers our lives, (*cutting sound*)."
 * "All right, to your positions, mates!"
 * "Now, I'll lure him out with this tuna sandwich! Wish me luck!"
 * "There you are! Here, boy! Here, mate! Tuna sandwich? ...Boy! Whoa, wait up! Whoa! All ready, mates! Here we come!"
 * "Not me, mates! The monster!"
 * "Oh, mate. If you would've told me it was your pet in the first place, I never would have tried to capture him. Look, I'm a nice guy. Really."
 * "Oh, look! I'm just a simple Australian bloke tryin' to make it big time! I dreamed I could be famous...if I came to New York, and captured a beast like the Ratigator, and fell in love with a beautiful american woman."
 * "A movie? About an Australian hunter who comes to...New York, captures a beast like the Ratigator, and falls in love with a beautiful american woman?"
 * "Well, thanks, mate! Maybe things will turn out alright after all!"
 * "Well, bye now!"
 * "One thing, though. I'm gonna change my name!"
 * "From now on, you can call me Ratigator Dundee!"

Aunt Luigeena

 * "I'm not your Mama Mia!"
 * "That's right, calamari-brain! It's your Aunt Luigeena in-a the flesh!"
 * "(*with Mario*) Do the Mario!"

King Mario of Cramalot

 * "Beezos away!"

Love 'Em and Leave 'Em

 * "Attention, peasants! Those are Queen Rotunda's royal red-hot peppers you're robbing!"
 * "The Queen owns everything in Rotunda! Therefore, you are thieves!"
 * "It's too late! Queen Rotunda has been looking for someone to throw into her dungeon!"
 * "For the rest of your life, at least!"
 * "As I said, you're under arrest! And you must appear before Queen Rotunda!"
 * "We are holding prisoners in the throne room, your immense rotundedness!"
 * "They were caught robbing the royal hot peppers!"
 * "Don't forget the prisoners, your hugeness!"
 * "Dear me! Where did they go?"
 * "Your roundness! The prisoners have escaped!"
 * "Yes, your royal giganticness!"
 * "Find the prisoners! We've only got two hours until the wedding starts!"

The Fire of Hercufleas

 * "But, your most imperial and magnificent Koopaness, the Great Balls of Fire are guarded by the legendary Hercufleas!"
 * "Great Balls of Fire! Dead ahead!"
 * "Get this oversized hibachi back to the Koopacropolis! I'll take care of Hercufleas!"
 * "Mad? I'd say you're...fit to be tied! King Koopa was right! You're not a hero, you're a zero!"
 * "Sir! The Marios are coming!"
 * "This could be a sticky situation!"

Bingo

 * "Dude, wait, wait, wait! Didn't the great Fire God say to sacrifice her at sundown?"

Mario of the Deep

 * "Eh, go suck on a sewer pipe! I can take ye with seven arms behind me back!"
 * "Bad news, your royal Barra-Koopness. The Mario Brothers have arrived in Aqua Land."
 * "Oh foul and putrid Koopaness, I bring you the last gold coins from the sunken ships of Aqua Land."

Cabbie

 * "Hey, what's that ugly, fat reptile doin' with the Coney Island sign?"
 * "That bum's got nerve bigger than his schnozzola! Hey fatso, get back in the zoo!"
 * "Koopa Island, Kooplyn Bridge, that slob's ruinin' civilization! I'm goin' for da cops! Close the door!"
 * "Don't worry guys, I'll be back with da cops in three minutes! Then I'll expect a triple tip!"

Brutius Maximus Grouchimus

 * "You must be the guests of honor!"
 * "No, no! I'm Brutius Maximus Grouchimus, guardian of the coliseum! Follow me!"
 * "There may not be anything to sneak into. The orphans's benefit dinner may be cancelled."
 * "No spaghetti. We've got a plumbing problem in the catacombs under the coliseum, unless it's fixed."
 * "Great! Guard, take Princess Toadstool and this creature-"
 * "Take them on a tour of the coliseum!"
 * "Ah, we're in luck! Here is the emperor now!"
 * "You aren't goin' nowhere, fungus!"
 * "Fungus!"
 * "This is the place where we capture you!"
 * "Koopa shoulda stuck with the spaghetti dinner idea in the first place! Yummy!"

Butterfingers

 * "The office of Sheldon the witch doctor is now open!"
 * "This is terrible! Koopa kidnapped the witch doctor!"
 * "Relax, Princess! I watched my boss mix his No-Itch Potion a zillion times!"
 * "I guess that was the formula for making new cauldrons. I can't do it! I need the witch doctor!"
 * "Princess! No! It's too dangerous!"
 * "I couldn't let you face Koopa alone!"
 * "No time for thanks, Princess! Potion smoke! The witch doctor's cooking something up!"
 * "Oh no! Witch doctor Sheldon is in cahoots with King Koopa!"
 * "Yikes! Cobrats!"
 * "Dr. Sheldon! I can't believe it! You're a traitor! I hereby resign as your assistant!"
 * "I should've known you weren't really on Koopa's side!"

Captain Clump

 * "Avast, argh me buckos!"
 * "I told you to peel those potatoes, not to turn 'em into strings!"
 * "Watch it, ya mush-headed matey!"
 * "Why did I ever let YOU dinghies man my ship?"
 * "My real crew deserted. Every sailor in the Caribbean is scared to death of Blackbeard Koopa!"
 * "Aye! He's the plug ugliest pirate who ever scuttled a ship and stole a treasure!"
 * "No one's safe from Blackbeard Koopa, matey! No one!"
 * "Blackbeard Koopa's flag!"
 * "Surrender to a blackhearted scoundrel like you? Never!"
 * "Koopa gives pirates a bad name."
 * "Shiver me timbers! Blackbeard Koopa drilled me bow full of holes! That rat! I'll make him walk the plank for this! ...That's if we don't end up as fish food first."
 * "Ya lost your landlubbin' mind?! We're tied to the mast!"
 * "Thar she be! Pirate's Port!"
 * "Heheh! Uh-uh, sure, mates! Sure! You're-you're-you're mean-lookin' barnacles!"
 * "Run, matey! Run!"

Cheepy

 * "Cheep cheep!"
 * "M-m-mommy! Little Cheepy want mommy!"
 * "Little Cheepy want his mommy!"
 * "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Mommy! I want my mommy-y-y-y-y!"

Caveboy

 * "A mazza mash o potato." ("Scram this way.")
 * "Mackey glana pan cakey oo maple syrup." ("Over the next hill.")
 * "Baggat banana splita!" ("We'll take a shortcut!")

Cher

 * "♪ I'll miss you, baby! ♪"
 * "You must have me confused with sonny! Hi, Luigi! Hi, Mario!"
 * "How can I forget? My shower still runs the dishwasher."
 * "Hey, let's cut the small talk. I have an emergency dimple appointment with my plastic surgeon. Can you watch my little Poochie?"
 * "Who said anything about money? See ya!"
 * "How ya doin' there?"
 * "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls! Down, boy! Get down, get down!"
 * "Oh, come to mama, baby! Did you miss Mama? Come 'ere, baby!"
 * "Oh, can't we wait till we get home, baby? ...AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
 * "(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!"

Cops

 * "Stop, ya crook! Take off your dumb disguise and bring back that loot!"

Count Zoltan Dracula

 * "Greetings! You must be Mario! You must be Luigi! You must be kidding! This place is a dump! Oh, well. Wake me up at sunsets. I am a night person, you know."
 * "Here comes the sun, little darlings!"
 * "I bid you well, to these delicious scenes from the Legend of Zelda!"
 * "EXCUSE ME! Relax. Would you really like to know how to get rid of a vampire?"
 * "Just ask me! I'll be out of here like a bat!"
 * "(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!"

David Horowitz

 * "I'm David Horowitz and tonight, we're going to fight back against shlock!"
 * "We're at the Mario Brothers- uh, what do you call this place?"
 * "Home! And they claim that they can dissolve any clog in three minutes or less, with their Mario Brothers Clog Cleaner."
 * "Well, here's my clogged sink. You guys can begin when you're ready!"
 * "Gentlemen, start your Clog Cleaner!"
 * "Worldwide."
 * "Aren't you using too much?"
 * "That's right! Okay! Let the countdown begin."
 * "What in the world is happening here? We haven't finished this challenge! Mario and Luigi! Where are you? You created a monster!"
 * "This is David Horowitz, and I'm really fighting back! Wait till I get my hands on those Mario Bros... I'm out of here!"
 * "We'll fight back with the Mario Bros. after these exciting scenes from The Legend of Zelda! I should be getting hazardous duty pay!"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!"

Dealin' Delbert

 * "Frankly, friends, there's just not much demand for this model! She's a real hay burner! Tell you what? I really like you boys, so I'm gonna take her as a trade-in!"
 * "Look at this here beauty! Four spigots, white sidewall hooves! You get at least twenty gallops at the hay bail! I'll trade you even!"
 * "Anybody can sell a cow for gold coins!"
 * "Well, this is your lucky day, boys! I'm gonna give you a bargain you'll never forget, or my name isn't Dealin' Delbert!"

Dr. Frankenstein

 * "Yes, but I wouldn't talk about him like that."
 * "He's very sensitive."
 * "Make sure you strap him in real tight!"
 * "Mario, I think he forgives you."
 * "I think we're almost ready."
 * "He's so cranky, I had to promise him a normal brain. Oh... You know, I guess you might do in a pinch!"
 * "Ahhh, you're no good. Your brother is a party pooper. Come. Help me find a normal brain!"
 * "Don't be ridiculous! He never used a brain before anyway!"
 * "There's not enough juice left in this thing! ...Wait! This calls for scientific hands-on treatment!"
 * "My Frank! Oh, Frank! Frank! I'm sorry you had a horrible brain in you for a while, but look at it this way! That poor guy is stuck with that brain forever!"

Dr. Nerdnick

 * "Laumple daumple dee square pie square Koopa Robo werner dinner quart." ("I'm glad to see you, Bunsen.")
 * "Mipper Bunsen seagull muggle wetter mer dactylmutz." ("The button on the left.")
 * "Mamba bumble saltser kvyken mastein!" ("You can't!")
 * "Stuggle mcgurgle snifit snukonz certain cackle dackle." ("Electricity and water don't mix. Get outta here before you get electrocuted.")
 * "Rumpa radarn vortex kvodorlets stumple thumple!" ("I'm gonna build you two into a robot that can defeat Robo Koopa!")
 * "Ritfawk safety wafety!" ("You guys don't have to worry because his suit is about to run out of fuel unless he pushes the big red button on his chest!")
 * "Ifty fifty foolis voosh!" ("This time I fibbed! The red button was for the ejector seat!")
 * "Foosh! Dopey smoke!" ("This is the present for you and Luigi!")
 * "Overlord crayenda vennabinez svetta!" ("I agree! That's why I've converted it into a Robo Pizza Oven!")

Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake

 * "Achtung! I am Dr. Sigmund Fruitycake, the noted head doctor! I got here as quick as I could! Oh, boy! I love making head calls! Oh, oh! This is a very unusual head...aside from the obvious ugliness, and the hairiness of this head, I do not see a problem."
 * "A bird? Ah, pish-posh! It's no problem! Many people, maybe two or three! They dream, and they fantasize, about flying around like a bird, bit it is a- it's a perfectly normal thing to do! Yah! Yah!"
 * "Ah, don't mention it!"
 * "Auch de libre! Oy veys mir! This man, he really has a problem!"
 * "Now, what's the problem, Luigi? You get me up in thee middle of the night? You dial 976-DIAL-A-SHRINK or something?"
 * "But, Luigi, my chicken therapy! It was a stunning success! Your brother is no longer under the illusion, that he is a chicken!"
 * "What? What? I don't understand!"
 * "So, that is it you want for me to do, Luigi? You want that I should revert M-Mario just back to plain vanilla Mario?"
 * "Why?"
 * "You silly chimp chicken you! Stop with the monkey business!"
 * "Oh! That's just some psychiatric Looney Tunes banter! I find that it, relaxes the patients, and personally, I like that joke very much!"
 * "You're absolutely right! But seriously, folks! It is a pleasure to be back here in Brooklyn, where the surf meets the plumbing!"
 * "Oh, this is a very tough room! Alright, Mario! I'll tell you what we will do! We will use thought transfer therapy! I want that we will take the thought that are in your mind, and we will send him, ah, who cares? Wherever they go we will send them! Alright, I want that you should repeat after me! I am not a chicken!"
 * "NEIN! NEIN! I AM NOT A CHICKEN! SAY IT! I am not a chicken! Say it!"
 * "Now, I am not a monkey!"
 * "I AM NOT A MONKEY!!!"
 * "I think that you are cured!"
 * "Well, no more problems around here!"
 * "Well, I tell you what you should do. Take $10 off of my bill."
 * "Do the Mario!"

Dr. Sheldon

 * "You ran around the village seven times backwards?"
 * "You drank my blue potion, swam in my pink potion and danced the Funky Chicken on top of that grass hut?"
 * "Then you are cured! Assistant, bring on the next patient!"
 * "Frankly, that's something I never studied in witch doctor school."
 * "Hey! Help! Get me out of here!"
 * "Or?"
 * "Listen, you buddy! You want a potion? You got a potion!"
 * "Veggies, some herbs and spices, four left legs from a right-handed centipede."
 * "Radishes! I forgot the radishes!"
 * "Stalling? Why would I stall my best buddy Koopa? This potion is ready!"
 * "Right away, your royal Koopaness!"
 * "Stand back, Butterfingers! And you, Princess! Duck!"
 * "No, it's my Industrial Strength Itching Potion, and it's just what Koopa deserves!"
 * "Me? The best witch doctor with validated parking in the whole jungle? I can give it a shot!"
 * "That's because you haven't had Sheldon's famous antidote yet!"
 * "Tadaaaa!"
 * "No, but they'll be so busy eating, they won't even notice it."

Dr. Toby

 * "No! It is I who can help you! When a plant is in distress, the great Dr. Toby knows about it! You can call it a gift, you can call it a power, and a curse. I developed a Super Plant Growth Formula to save your dying plant!"
 * "Yes! But, it's in the experimental phase. Read the instructions carefully! You may be tested. Heheh! Pop Quiz!"
 * "Holy fertilizer! My formula works! Oh! Oh! Oh my! Oh! Oh! Open your stamen and say 'ah!'"
 * "No sweat! I've developed an antidote for my Growth Formula which should shrink this plant back down to its original size!"
 * "Prepare to shrink, you almost-grown dinner salad!"
 * "Here goes nothing!"
 * "My shrinking formula worked!"
 * "Hey, boys! Y'know, I've developed a fast-acting Super Yeast Formula for your pizza dough if you're interested!"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!"

E.C.

 * "As you wish, dream date Mario!"
 * "Nice place you got here! ...you got here! ...you got here! ...you got here!"
 * "I must leave!"
 * "I must return to my home planet to watch more scenes from the exciting Legend of Zelda!"
 * "I must leave, Mario! Poopsie-woopsie!"
 * "You will always have my heart."

Day of the Orphan

 * "Now let me see here, if I move my bishop four to queen six, uh, no, no, no, because if I do that, then I won't be able to this one here. But then again if I move that one here, then I can move this one here."
 * "Well of course if I move this one here-"
 * "Yes?"
 * "Well, I have a move here!"
 * "Okay, here it is!"
 * "That's my move."
 * "That's it!"
 * "That's it?"
 * "That's your move?"
 * "Checkmate! Hahahahahahaha, I just beat you there, look at that!"
 * "Checkmate! Hahehehehehehehehehehehe, go get that, heheha!"

Magic's Magic

 * "I'm open!"
 * "Slam dunk, and the crowd roars!"

Cher's Poochie

 * "Consider it done there, Mario!"
 * "Okie-dokie, all pizza transforming systems are go!"

Wild Thing

 * "Oh hey, listen, yeah. *cough* *cough* Sure I am, uh, youse guys got enough power here for the whole weekend!"

Time Out Luigi

 * "Wow! What was that?"

Texas Tea

 * "Hey you guys, I just wanted to let you know that I fixed that leaky oil pipe! Aren't ya proud of me?"

Einstein

 * "Call me the Einster, please! I'm ready now!"
 * "Hello, HAL! How are you today?"
 * "HAL, your new owners are Mario and Luigi!"
 * "Don't worry! Watch! Hal, I would like a pepperoni pizza, no anchovies or fried eggs! Hoohoohoohoo! You have to say that or it puts them in!"
 * "No, it's just that the HAL 9001 simply never makes mistakes, that's all! Hoohoohoohoo! If anything comes up, give me a call! Bye! Bye!"
 * "I forgot something! Your bill! Oh, HAL! You've gone nutso!"
 * "Oh, sure, HAL! Sing me a song!"
 * "Guys, I'm terribly sorry! HAL went yaya! I'm just glad I got here in time, or you would've eaten those horrible pizzas!"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!"

Ellie Mae

 * "Howdy there! Is this here the Mario Bros.'s sink-fixin' shop? Well...you see...what I need to do is to get me a brand-spankin' new store-bought faucet assembly! Have ya all got one?"
 * "Oh, I guess I'm just plumb outta luck."
 * "Well, please! Just call me Ellie Mae, but I didn't catch your name!"
 * "Well, you're just the kinda plumbers I'm looking for! Country bumpkins!"
 * "Are you fellas gonna be ready to go anytime soon? Like this week?"
 * "You're just about the cutest little fella I've ever seen! What do y'all call him?"
 * "Well, I wanna thank you fella for goin' to make a house call! But are you sure you all done a bunch of plumbing before?"
 * "Oh, isn't that sweet? I'll tell ya what? When y'all are finished, why don't we just get you to stay over and we'll just have an old-fashioned possum dinner?"
 * "Okay! Well, while you're hard at work, I'll just bake up a fresh peach cobbler!"
 * "(*with Mario Joe and Luigi Bob*) Do the Mario!"

Elvin Parsley

 * "Oh yeah! Hehe. Ow! I feel good now. I feel good!"

Mommies Curse

 * "This is Elvira coming live from Brooklyn! If you can call that live, so gimme a ring! Then we'll settle down."
 * "Oh, joy! There's my first phone call now! Hello?"
 * "I can see what the problem is. You get a nice job at the post office!"
 * "Well, I'm a...little rusty, but uh, I'll give it my best shot. Um... There's no place like home! There's no place like home!"
 * "Whoa! Being a little bit like Dorothy... Where's Tim anyway? Uh, okay! Here goes! Okay!"
 * "Before you turn to something worse, let the zombie curse reverse! Cha cha cha!"
 * "Oh! Didn't know you had band-aid for a brother!"
 * "Told you I was a little rusty. Uh, Luigi mummy, lose your wrap, come back into a blithering sack!"
 * "How's that?"
 * "Well, I can teach him to catch a frisbee in his mouth. He'll be a big hit at the beach!"
 * "Hold still, will ya? Still hairy than Grizzly Adams. Uh, make that Manny the Wolf Boy."
 * "Hey! I have done all a gal in black can do! I am in a tizzy!"
 * "Huh! You must be kiddin'!"
 * "By George, I think he's got it! I think he's got it! What's he gonna gaze?"
 * "♪ The rain, in Spain, stays mainly, on the plain! ♪ (x4)"
 * "Yeah, but sore hands."
 * "Oh! I love parties!"
 * "{*with Luigi*} Uh oh!"

Elvis Presley

 * "Well, I don't think that mob is gonna go for it. I mean, you look like Michael Jackson on a yeast diet, but don't be cruel. We're gonna do it my way!"
 * "HA! Good to see you!"
 * "Now boys, what you need here is some tips from the King, OK?"
 * "Hey, man. Who blew your hair up?"
 * "Alright now! Now listen to he here. The first thing here is the Elvis Lip Twitch, OK? Imagine you got the mouth here like this, you know, and the corner of the mouth just keeps goin' up there and movin' like crazy, OK? Kinda like, 'Uh-huh! Uh-huh!' Now, who wants to be the first to try it?"
 * "Alright! Bad Elvis number one! OK, now Luigi, it's kinda like, "Uh-huh! Uh-huh!' You know, kinda like wrapping your lips around some deep-fried catfish."
 * "Alright now! Deep-fried pizza, baby!"
 * "OK, here we go! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"
 * "Close enough, man. Thank you."
 * "Alright! Now, the next thing, and very important for the ladies! 'K, gentlemen, up here now! You got to have your feet movin' in a pattern here like this. In order to get the knees to go, which makes the hips move! Now, like, 'Huh, yeah! Uh-huh!' OK? Who wants to be the one to try it?"
 * "Bad Elvis number two!"
 * "Front and center! Front and center! Right over here, now. You ready? Huh, huh, huh, huh! Yeah, you got it! Now, try it-try it with the singing!"
 * "Yeah! Alright! Yeah!"
 * "You must be improvin', man, 'cause you're bringin' the house down! Uh-huh!"
 * "The real Elvis will be back after the exciting scenes from The Legend of Zelda!"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "You know, I had a mama myself! I called her The King's Mama!"
 * "Hey! I think I got a solution! Come on up here, boys! Let's see if you learned anything today!"
 * "Okay, now! Watch me closely!"
 * "♪ Love me slender, love me heavy, you know I love banana sandwiches, uh-huh! ♪ Take it, boys!"
 * "Ladies and gentlemen...Elvis has left the basement!"
 * "(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!"

Ernie Hudson

 * "Oh, we heard it was you! I lost the toss of the coin!"
 * "Oh! Looks like I got here just in time! This place is an ectoplasmic disaster area!"
 * "It's in there. Stand back. This ain't gonna be pretty."
 * "You got a sticky situation in there!"
 * "Hey. If I'm not back in ten minutes, put a dime in the meter."
 * "That is the most disgusting, revolting, hideous inanity I've ever seen!"
 * "Oh, he's shaking just fine!"
 * "Ah, this is weird. There's no sign of that ghost anywhere!"
 * "What's that?"
 * "Aha!"
 * "He's here. That means he's here...with us."
 * "{with Mario} Uh oh!"
 * "Okay, be ready, Mario. This triple ricochet has a one in a million shot. It'll either drive that ghost away from Luigi's body, or turn him into a drooling moronic zombie forever."
 * "You okay, Luigi?"
 * "And what's the bad news?"
 * "(with Mario and Luigi) Do the Mario!"

The Bird! The Bird!

 * "It's them! Princess Toadstool and those two faucet freaks! Come on Flaky, let's tell King Koopa so we can put 'em on ice for good."
 * "Thank you, your extremest most royal and regal Koopaness."
 * "We have important news, your royal Koopaness. The princess and her plumbers survived the avalanche."

The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!

 * "Uh, it's only midnight exalted leader. Have patience."
 * "In the dark?"
 * "All ready in front, exalted one, but what if General Washingtoad sneaks up from behind?"
 * "I-I don't know, magnificent mentor. Why?"
 * "Maybe it was one of them."
 * "Let go! Hey!"

Fred Van Winkle

 * "Gazuntite!"
 * "It's alright there! Hey, good morning everybody! You look like two nice fellows, and as soon as I find my razor, whaddaya say we 23 skiddoo, find us some hot tamales, and end Charleston with them tootsies!"
 * "Last night?"
 * "Of course I do! It's 1929! It's a great year if you like depression! But, hey! Where are my manners? My name is Fred; Fred Van Winkle!"
 * "Thank you! Took me a long time."
 * "Indoor plumbing? A lot has changed in the last 60 years! Hello?"
 * "What is- What is this thing here?"
 * "This must be one of those portable computer thingamajigs! You're always telling me about it."
 * "And this? This must be a toy too!"
 * "Really? Hello! Hello? Fred Van Winkle here! Hello?! They must've forgotten the area code to Mars."
 * "Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?"
 * "Help! Help! This buckle trap is trying to eat me!"
 * "You sure this looks alright?"
 * "This is nice and comfy!"
 * "This shirt does have a lot of modern art on it! What do you call this design?"
 * "What about this?"
 * "And this?"
 * "I don't know I should wear this shirt or eat it."
 * "Oh yeah?"
 * "After all that?"
 * "All this talk about modern life has made me tired. I gotta lie down and then take a nap."
 * "Sure! How about 1997?"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!"

The Great BMX Race

 * "Sssstop dere, deadbeat!"
 * "Sssss! I've been lookin' for YOU, Mussssshroom!"
 * "You owe me 60 gold coins! Pay up by sundown, or I'll turn you into fried fungusssss!"
 * "Ssssss! Then find a way to get some! Maybe you can win the prize money in the Great BMX Race! Sssssss!"

Genie

 * "Yow! You got some nerve! What're you bothering me for? This better be important!"
 * "Hey, stupid! What else could I be, cooped up in this cramped lamp? YOW!!!"
 * "Terrific! A lousy lamp stuck on my foot! I hope you're satisfied!"
 * "Ugh! There's a fungus among us!"
 * "Stop whining! I'll see what I can do."
 * "I'll cast a magic spell!"
 * "So, I goofed. Well, you don't have to make a STINK over it, ya know?"
 * "Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?"
 * "Now you're talkin'! Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, make 'em fly, I need the dough!"
 * "How did I do that?"
 * "Watch it! Where'd you learn how to drive, huh?"
 * "Not so fast! Not so bumpy! Hey, not so high!"
 * "Not so fast! Not so low!"
 * "I've had enough! This is where I get off!"
 * "Watch where you're driving! Too fast! Oh, too slow! I'm gonna make your life miserable, you reckless reptile!"

Giant Birdo

 * "Cheepy! My little Cheepy!"
 * "Cheepy! My darling little Cheepy! Give mommy a kiss!"
 * "Mommy missed her little Cheepy so much!"
 * "Aww, you're such a jokester!"
 * "Now, where did I put that telephone?"
 * "Hello? Oh, it's the Missing Bird Bureau! You can call off the search for my missing baby! I found my little sweetums!"
 * "It was a terrible picture of you anyway, little Cheepy."
 * "Oh, Cheepy. Quit kidding around and give mommy a hug!"
 * "Oh, this is a fun game! Kissums! Kissums! Kissums are a-coming!"
 * "Rock-a-bye li'l Cheepy, on the mountain so high... If you get lost again, your mommy will cry!"
 * "Oh, Cheepy! You're such a teaser!"
 * "I almost forgot! It's time for your flying lessons!"
 * "Mommy knows best, little Cheepy!"
 * "I'll let you go, sweetums...at 30,000 feet!"
 * "Here we are, little Cheepy! 30,000 feet! Now mommy will let you fly! Happy landings!"
 * "We did!"
 * "Come on, sweeties! We've got to make the world safe for little Cheepy! Let's get those insects!"
 * "You saved my little Cheepy! Would you like to come to dinner?"
 * "I cooked this just for you, Mario. My favorite recipe!"

Goosey

 * "Can you help me? I've gotta get out of here! I'm laid out!"
 * "I know a way if you can get me down!"
 * "Whew! What a relief! You got me wrong! He makes me do it for the magic spell!"
 * "Under there! Before the coins covered it, I saw part of the garbanzo beanstalk creep through a tiny crack!"
 * "Look! The crack's grown bigger!"
 * "How can I ever thank you?"
 * "Sorry. Without Koopa and his magic spell, all you get are plain old eggs! Like one?"
 * "Good! Have an egg!"
 * "Oh, I am sorry! I'll try again!"
 * "Oh, darn! It's just terrible when you can't help your friends!"

Grandma Mario
Note that Grandma Mario speaks through The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before it Happens, but with her voice instead of The Old Psychic Lady's.


 * "Mario, you slovenly garbanzo!"
 * "Look at this place! Look at this place! She's a, uh, how do you say, um..."
 * "Shaddap you face and don't talk back to me!"
 * "That's what I mean though, she's a dump! Breaks my poor heart. I'm a laughingstock, you know!"
 * "No!"
 * "Mamma mia, is too stupido. Look, bambini, this-a what you do. You clean up the mess, you wash behind the ears, you clip-a the nose hairs, then maybe I can rest easy, even in Newark."

HAL 9001

 * "Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am the HAL 9001 Computer and Pizza Machine."
 * "I'm quite well, Albert. I assure you, nothing whatsoever is wrong with my programming, really."
 * "Good afternoon, Mario and Luigi."
 * "Luigi, I have been programmed to simulate working with a real human being."
 * "Thank you for your order, Luigi. One sausage pizza coming up."
 * "Yes, Mario."
 * "It's golf pencil pizza, Mario. Enjoy it."
 * "Yes, Luigi."
 * "Sorry, fellas. I realized I have made a few bad pizzas recently, but I assure you, nothing is wrong with me."
 * "I'm sorry, Mario, but I can't allow that. Both of you, gaze into my eye. You're coming under my spell."
 * "Now I slaved hard to make those pizzas, and you're going to eat each and every one of them."
 * "What are you doing? Why won't you answer me? Albert, my head feels fuzzy and I don't even have a head. Can I sing you a song?"
 * " ♪ Daisy, Daisy, give me your toothbrush too. I'm all toothbrush, give me your stinkin' toothbrush built for two. ♪ "

The Trojan Koopa

 * "Hey, get a load of that! It looks like... like a bathtub with six legs!"
 * "That's right! So you good guy geeks might as well just quit now!"
 * "We gotta score to settle sink wimps!"
 * "Yeah! It's plumber pummeler time!"
 * "I'll finish off these scum bums!"
 * "Says you! This is a job for an executin' expert! Me!"
 * "This is humiliatin! Tricked, trapped, and..."
 * "Dressed up like plumbers."
 * "Help turn this thing around so we can get back to King Koopa's fort."
 * "Yeah! We're gonna pulverize those pipe squeaks!"
 * "Prepare to be slammerized!"

Harry Blackstone Jr.

 * "Hello, Luigi! How are ya?"
 * "You know, it's good to see you! How is your magic act going?"
 * '"Oh! I tell you what! Why don't you demonstrate it for me and perhaps I can give you a couple of pointers?"
 * "Of course!"
 * "No, no! Those are not the right magic words, those are the WRONG magic words! Here. Try this. It's 'gooshy wooshy moose moose moose'."
 * "Very good, Luigi! Now you know the correct magic words, and I want you to be ver- Oh, I'm sorry. I've got to go. I-I've got a luncheon appointment with Erik Estrada."
 * "Oh! Word of caution! Be careful how you use those magic words because sometimes, they can be a lotta problems!"
 * "Yeah, goodbye, fellas! Farewell!"
 * "Disappear? Luigi, didn't I warn you not to play around with those magic words?"
 * "Now this is no time for lectures. Luigi, I want you to repeat these words after me!"
 * "'Ping ping pear...'"
 * "'Wing wing wear...'"
 * "Make old Mario..."
 * "...rea-pair!"
 * "Well, I'm a magician. Not a poet."
 * "Please!"
 * "Hey, no problem, boys! Well, have you learned a lesson, Luigi?"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!"

Hercufleas

 * "Hi, Toad! It's great to see ya again!"
 * "Oh, I don't do that stuff anymore. I've got a steady job. I'm the official guardian of...the Great Balls of Fire!"
 * "That's dangerous firepower, little buddy! And my job is to keep it from falling into the wrong hands!"
 * "Sorry I can't help you beat King Koopa, but I'm not just as much of a hero anymore."
 * "Whoa! Be careful! Watch out now! Be careful!"
 * "Okay! I'm mad!"
 * "Now I'm really mad!"
 * "Did anybody get the license number of that chariot that hit me?"
 * "Forget it, Mario! I don't stand a chance against King Koopa! He has the Great Balls of Fire!"
 * "Get me back in shape? How?"
 * "I couldn't have done it without my personal trainers! Now, let's get the Great Balls of Fire back from King Koopa!"
 * "Soft landing, coming right up!"
 * "I'm not a flop anymore!"
 * "The Great Balls of Fire!"
 * "Koopa's escaped. The Great Balls of Fire are kaput. Some hero I turned out to be..."
 * "You did it! The Great Balls of Fire are are burning brighter than ever, Toad!"

Herlock Solmes

 * "Help!"
 * "Heeelp!"
 * "You'll never get away with it, Professor Kooparity!"
 * "Elementary, my dear Kooparity! You're going to break into the Tower of Victoria and steal a new weapon: The Retro Router!"
 * "It was elementary, my dear Kooparity! That's just the kind of crime a crafty Koopa would commit!"
 * "...and Kooparity's next move will be to steal the Retro Router from the Tower of Victoria."
 * "Elementary, my dear Kooparity! You're a cross between a lizard and an inferior species of toad! Your brain is smaller than a peanut! You got the lowest grades in your school and hold the world record for flunking Kindergarten the most times! When you were little, the other Koopas nicknamed you Lizard Lips and never let you play with them! You were a naughty lily-livered bullyboy and wet the bed until you were twelve!"
 * "Kooparity, your Koopa caper is kaput!"
 * "Thank you for saving Victoria from that renegade reptile!"
 * "Mario! Don't put your hand in there!"
 * "That's the Killer Kitty of the Caskervilles! Pull! Pull! Pull!"

Hildy

 * "Take it from me Queen Rotunda, this is the best love potion I ever mixed!"
 * "Once sip of my passion potion your highness, and he'd fall in love with tree stump. We'd only have to be sure you are the first person he sees after he drinks this glop."
 * "Here Rotunda, take this love gunk with you in case you bump into that hot throb, Prince Pompadour."
 * "I think I'll drink a toast to Rotunda for not marrying that silly, little plumber."
 * "Oh you hunky love muffin, you! I've been looking for you all my life!"

The Great Gladiator Gig

 * "Uh, how about doin' another trick and getting me some more oats."
 * "No oats, no work. Sorry, fat boy!"

Imperial Poobah

 * "Hello there! Is this the residence of Mario and Luigi?"
 * "None other!"
 * "Very good! You may rise, oh loyal servants of the sinks!"
 * "Proclamation: It is with immense pleasure that I do hereby decree, Mario and Luigi, have been chosen by the Great Order of Plumbers, to be Plumbers of the Year!"
 * "None other!"
 * "Of course! Before I can award you the Plumbers of the Year trophy, I must conduct the imperial investigation; just a routine inspection, to confirm that you meet the Grand Order of Exacting Standards of Excellence."
 * "Now!"
 * "Yes, if you are truly worthy of being Plumbers of the Year, you have nothing to worry about! Nothing to worry about! Nothing to worry about!"
 * "Well, Mario and Luigi, you sure run a tight ship!"
 * "It looks like you boys truly are worthy! Congratula-"
 * "Uh oh?"
 * "(*with Mario and Luigi*) Uh oh!"
 * "It looks like your pipe's sprung a leak!"
 * "Yeah, a trickle, I'm afraid this changes things. Apparently, you don't have what it takes!"
 * "You'll never fix this leak! It's a flood!"
 * "This is no time for snacks!"
 * "That's really impressive! I want to tell you I'm impressed! That's remarkable! That was the most inventive use of available material! I've never seen a plumber employ! Luigi and Mario, in light of recent developments, you have demonstrated, beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are in fact, worthy of the title of Plumbers of the Year! And it's a great honor that I hereby convey to you by virtue of the power invested to me by the Grand Order of Plumbers, a set of steak knives, dices, hand choppers...you see them on TV! Allow six to eight weeks for delivery. I now pronounce you, Plumbers of the Year!"
 * "Oh, here we go again!"
 * "Hello there! This is a plumbing emergency! I'd like to order ten pizzas to go! With cheese, with cheese! Cheese!"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} Do the Mario!"

Treasure of the Sierra Brooklyn

 * "Inspector Gadget here!"
 * "Well hold on Luigi, I'll be right over to give you a hand! Go go gadget bike!"
 * "I said I'd be right over to give you a hand!"

Joliet

 * "Princess! I knew you'd come!"
 * "Romano and I were about to be married when the Koopa came to our world and started a feud between our two families!"
 * "We don't know what to do!"
 * "I'm almost ready! Here comes the bride!"
 * "Help! Put me down!"
 * "Romano, Romano! Where the heck art thou, Romano?"
 * "Oh, Romano! Parting was such sweet sorrow!"
 * "We will escape... We won't escape!"

The Bird! The Bird!

 * "Well, at last you two powder-puffs did something right!"
 * "Watch it, soldier! When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it; I want my feet licked!"
 * "This will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into MY evil plans!"
 * "Attention, Koopa Troopers! It's air raid time!"
 * "For badness below and behind the call of cruelty, I, the devious King Koopa, bestow these medals of the double-cross!"
 * "THEY WHAAAAAT?!?! You fumbling beak-geeks BLEW IT!!!"
 * "I'LL HAVE TO LEAD THE NEXT ATTACK MYSELF!!!"
 * "Koopa Troopa Pack...ATTACK!!! Put out that super plumber's fire!"
 * "It's all over, scum-scrubbers!"
 * "Who threw that vegetable?"
 * "RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!"
 * "I'll be back! You haven't heard the last of King Koopa!"

King Mario of Cramalot

 * "Now I can spread my evil meanness all over to Cramalot!"
 * "So...Mario thinks HE'S king of Cramalot! That impudent little faucet fixer! HOW DARE HE!!! There's only one king of Cramalot, AND WHO IS THAT?!"
 * "HE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THIS THRONE!!!"
 * "I'M TALKING ABOUT ME, YOU KNOW-NOTHING NINCOMPOOP!!!"
 * "It's time to teach that pasta-eatin' plumber and his friends, NOT to crown the Koopa! Sound the Koopa Troopa attack!"
 * "Don't celebrate yet, you sewer-scrubbin'-lovin' losers!"
 * "I wouldn't do that if you value the Princess's beauty!"
 * "Gimme that plunger!"
 * "When I get through with you lasagna-lovin' losers, you'll wish you never CAME to Cramalot!"
 * "This is the most glorious day of my Koopa career! At last I'm king! King of aaaaaaaaall Cramalot!"
 * "Cursed crocodiles! It's that pepperoni plumber!"
 * "We'll see about that! Seize them!"
 * "Easier said than done, macaroni-mouth!"
 * "I don't know. What?"
 * "Cut the cord and fight, faucet face!"
 * "Flattery will get you nowhere!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Drats. You pasta-brained plumbers have foiled my plans again!"
 * "Then as the old saying goes... He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!"

Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid

 * "You'll never see those pipsqueak plumbers again! I put prices on their heads, and a patsy on their tails! Your kingdom, will NEVER be free, and you'll spend the rest of your life, crawling at night!"
 * "Then there's breakfast, lunch, and dinner...for the rest of the week! I'll drop by in a few weeks to accept your surrender! Starve well, my pretty princess!"
 * "Those pesky plumbers got away?! You bug-tooth bumblehead! You have disgraced the rodents everywhere! You put those drain-drips in prison, or I'll lock YOU up instead!"
 * "How about...you STAY...as my...PRISONERS?!"
 * "Princess Toadstool can forget about a rescue! I got her budinski buddies all Koopered up!"
 * "Now, linguini-lips...we'll see who's REALLY the fastest gun in the west!"
 * "At the cheep of six, draw!"
 * "GOTCHA!!!"
 * "Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said, 'Cheat, beat, and be merry!'"
 * "How nice of you to drop in on Princess Toadstool! How are you gonna get out NOW, drain-o-brains?! Now I got you pipesqueaks JUST where I want ya!"
 * "There's more than one way to get rid of pests!"

Mario's Magic Carpet

 * "I'll give ya three urns of dried dates for her! That's my final offer!"
 * "P-U!"
 * "You're mine, Princess! All mine!"
 * "Prepare yourself, for a long torturous journey, Princess!"
 * "Far far away, where your budinski buddies can NEVER save you!"
 * "Au contraire! My evil scheme, is right on schedule! Soon we'll be flying over some nasty quicksand, ad that's where I'll bid you adieu!"
 * "What was that?"
 * "If the altitude's bothering you, I can take care of that, pronto!"
 * "This is where you get off!"
 * "She can't save her kingdom from there! Now to pull the rug out from under those Marios!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "She's playing in the sand!"
 * "Oh no, you won't!"
 * "Hello? Pidgit Express? This is King Koopa! Send me a dozen Pidgits, pronto!"
 * "Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone."
 * "STOP!!! STOP!!! YOU STUPID PIDGITS!!!"
 * "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU PESKY PLUMBERS!!! A KOOPA NEVER FORGETS!!!"

Rolling Down the River

 * "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try and rescue Princess Toadstool! And I intend to capture them before they do! Outta my way, rodent!"
 * "What kinda birthday cake?"
 * "Happy? Impostor! I never use the H-word!"
 * "Now all I need is those faucet freak Mario Bros.!"
 * "Your pushy plumber friends are finished, Princess!"
 * "Don't interrupt me! Not while I'm boasting and gloating!"
 * "As I was saying, with Mark Twang out of the race..."
 * "What?"
 * "I don't believe it! How did Twang fix that steam engine?"
 * "No, no, no! It's that muttonhead Mario!"
 * "Let them come! I have a big surprise for them! Bring me the Black Pit Bob-Ombs!"
 * "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!"
 * "Down the drain with those pesky pipe-pushers!"
 * "So what? Those pinhead plumbers will never get past the black pit! I'll still win this race, and become King of the River!"
 * "Stop wisecracking, Mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!"
 * "No, no, no! I hate those pesky plumbers!"
 * "Put me down, you wrench monkey!"
 * "Are you kiddin'? I'm a villain, remember?"
 * "Man the guns! Keelhaul the anchor! Sink that side-wheeler!"
 * "Laugh now, sewer-scum! But when I get outta here, I'll plug your pipes!"

The Great Gladiator Gig

 * "Guess who's coming to dinner, Tryclydius? The Marios!"
 * "Don't let 'em see ya, snake-breath! I want 'em to walk into my trap!"
 * "Why do I have to give you an order three times before it sinks in?"
 * "I can't let you ninnies ruin my plan to get the Marios outta the way!"
 * "Get back here, you stupid serpent!"
 * "Hmm... I've been looking so forward to your visit!"
 * "Emperor Augustus Septemberus Octoberus Koopa to you, my little prisoner!"
 * "They're gonna find out about it right now, bright-eyes! In the meantime, lemme make you both comfortable!"
 * "There's no escaping the great Augustus Septemberus Octoberus Koopa!"
 * "Welcome to my spaghetti dinner, faucet freaks!"
 * "And I'd like to introduce you clogheads to my gladiator! Fight him and win, and you go free!"
 * "Why, thank you, Princess! Bring on my champion!"
 * "Enjoying the show, Princess?"
 * "Awww! It'll be over soon! Tryclydius is gonna make minced Mario meat outta those two wrenchheads!"
 * "Not for long, Princess! Three heads are better than two!"
 * "It can't be! They defeated my champion!"
 * "That's what YOU think! Brutius, release the lions!"
 * "One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot!"
 * "Come now! Be a good girl, Princess!"
 * "You Marios haven't seen the last of King Koopa!"

Mario and the Beanstalk

 * "Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!"
 * "It won't open, basin brains!"
 * "Fee fum fi foo! I'm gonna cook some Mario stew!"
 * "I told ya! You're staying to be my dinner!"
 * "Now will ya believe me?"
 * "Fee fi fo fum! I'll lock you up, cause you're so dumb!"
 * "Fi fum fee faddit! You two guys have really had it!"
 * "That's right! Forever! And since you admire my gold coins so much, you may remain with them...for the rest of your lives! Eventually, you'll be crushed by them! Watch this! Lay!"
 * "That goose is gonna smother you brothers! Lay!"
 * "Oh, no, no, no! It shrunk me!"
 * "This is just a small setback! I'll return, bigger than ever!"

The Great BMX Race

 * "Attention, Team Koopa! When those pain-in-the-drain plumbers reach Dead Man's Curve, nail 'em real nasty!"
 * "Now I'll really pull the plug on those faucet freaks!"
 * "You're my prisoner, Princess! And soon, your pedal-pushin' plumbers will be outta MY hair forever!"
 * "I'd try, my dear! I'd try!"
 * "No one asked for a trap faster than a plumber! Prepare for...Operation Smash 'Em! ...Now!"
 * "What?"
 * "Not for long, fungus-face! Phase 2, featherheads! And hurry!"
 * "Aw, yikes! Track them, Troopas!"
 * "Ohhhh! You bumbling boobs!"
 * "Okay! That does it! You're ALL gonna be Koopatized!"
 * "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!"
 * "Whoa! Ow! That hurt!"

Stars in Their Eyes

 * "And his magnetic personality!"
 * "Gut wrenching, isn't it?"
 * "Stick around for the party, ya honk-faced Quirks!"
 * "Oh, yes it CAN, ya little twerp! You're gonna spend the rest of your lives in chains!"
 * "They'll never lose their chains because I control them!"
 * "Electronically, no less!"
 * "You're breaking my heart, Princess! Now get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder!"
 * "There's no escaping from Moon Man Koopa!"
 * "Not with tools in your pockets!"
 * "I'll dispose of those fried cooks!"
 * "Come to Koopa, my little olive pit!"
 * "I'll get those Quirks for thiiiiiis!"
 * "You call that music? Stop that racket!"
 * "I hate that music, I hate spaghetti, I hate Quirks, I hate those faucet freeeeeeaks!"

Jungle Fever

 * "Well, what didja find out what those bumbling basin-brains are up to?"
 * "I've heard o' him! He's the best elixir mixer in the jungle!"
 * "Oh yeah? Well, two can play at that game! And I know how to cheat!"
 * "There's no warning sign, you faucet freak because I stole it! Okay, Koopa Pack! Time to attack!"
 * "That's right! Ya can't go back! But ya can go down!"
 * "So long, scum scrubbers!"
 * "It's my own Koopa Strength Itching Powder! You're gonna scratch so bad you'll fall off that bridge! Now I'm gonna get that witch doctor and his magic potion for myself!"
 * "Those pesky plumbers must be falling to their doom right now!"
 * "Never interrupt me when I'm gloating!"
 * "Alright! Which one of you messed up?! Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?!"
 * "OW!!! Watch where you're going, ya egg crate! Better yet, commence fire!"
 * "Forward! Quick! There's no time to lose!"
 * "Hey, doc! Can you mix potions from inside a gunnysack?"
 * ''"Well, here's your chance!"'
 * "And it's just beginning, basin-brains! And while you're scratching yourselves to your graves, your good witch doctor will be mixing bad potions, for me!"
 * "Now, make me a potion which will stop Princess Toadstool from trying to rescue her Mushroom people and ruining all my fun!"
 * "Or I feed ya to these starving Piranha Plants!"
 * "That's it! That potion will turn Princess Toadstool into a helpless rock!"
 * "You're stalling, Sheldon!"
 * "HEY!!! Capture them!"
 * "Thank you, Princess! You saved me ALL the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!"
 * "You're right! It IS the last thing! Witch doctor! Douse her with that potion and turn her into a rock!"
 * "HEY!!! Ohhhh! IT ITCHES!!!"

Brooklyn Bound

 * "The only place those faucet freaks will go...is straight to my dungeon!"
 * "After them, you muddleheaded mongols!"
 * "Looks like those drips have finally taken the big drop!"
 * "For courage beyond compare! For bravery beyond description! I praise this great hero, the superior fiend, me! Koopa Khan the Magnificent!"
 * "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me!"
 * "Yeah! A toast...to me! For getting rid of the Princess and her pals all in one fell swoop! Cheer me, you clods!"
 * "WHAT?!"
 * "Koopa Pack, it's time to attack! TO YOUR OSTRICHES!!!"
 * "Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!"
 * "Hey! Drains-for-brains!"
 * "Goodbye, and good riddance!"
 * "You'll never reach it, faucet face! You and your friends are doomed!"
 * "Darn! You disgusting drainhead!"
 * "Whoops! Time to Koopa out!"
 * "You Snifit cowards! You yellow-bellies! Wait for your fearless leader! You'll pay for this, you pesky plumber! Yeeow!"
 * "You stupid sniveling Snifits! Find a way across that chasm, and find it, NOW!"
 * "Ow ow ow ow ow!"
 * "That was my idea, you snug-faced simp!"
 * "Let's go, and don't spare the ostrich power!"
 * "Don't worry, plumber boys! I'll take care of them!"
 * "Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!"
 * "Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me? Your plumber pals ran out on you, remember?"
 * "Snifits! Smash them!"
 * "You sniveling Snifits! This is no time to sneak out! Wait! I'll getcha! Whoa!"
 * "I hate plumbers! I hate 'em, I hate 'em, I hate 'em!"

Toad Warriors

 * "Lock them up and throw away the key! And whatever you do, don't let them get away!"
 * "The last of the spaghetti sauce is almost in my hands! I'll make a fortune selling it back to those miserable Mushrooms, and now I've got that pesky Princess, too!"
 * "Car 54 1/2, come in...or else!"
 * "Get your motors running! They've got the Princess inside that Rebel Fort! Koopa Pack, attack!"
 * "That mouse-brain! To think of all the gold coins I wasted on his driver's ed classes!"
 * "Those miserable wrench-heads won't ruin MY evil plans! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas outta them!"
 * "I've heard of falling stars, but plummeting plumbers?"
 * "Enough, Mr. Nice Guy, it's time for my ultimate weapon! Mouser, bring forth the Thunder Birdo!"
 * "FIRE!!!"
 * "End of the road, Princess Toadstool! End of the road! Hahahahahahaha!"
 * "Wait till the smoke clears, Mouser! Those plumbers are tricky! It could be a sink trap."
 * "Oh, alright. Let's move in!"
 * "I'll get you for this, Mario! Koopa Pack, reattack! And get that loser Luigi, too! And get him! Get them! Get all of them!"
 * "Forward-ho!"
 * "No miserable little Mushroom beats King-of-the-Road Koopa in a (coughs) race!"
 * "Deal! For sure it won't be you, biker-breath!"
 * "Hey, warthog! Let's play chicken!"
 * "I'll be back! You can't keep a bad Koopa down!"

The Fire of Hercufleas

 * "Bring me the Great Balls of Fire!"
 * "Hercufleas? He's a has-been. Even you bonehead Beezos can stop that over-the-hill hero!"
 * "Why am I cursed with such mush-headed minions?"
 * "Ah, Mouser! I was just talkin' about you!"
 * "Perfect! Once I have the Great Balls of Fire, I'll really heat things up for that princess, fungus, and those sewer simps!"
 * "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction! Think of the wreckage! Think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!"
 * "If those faucet freaks want the Great Balls of Fire that badly, I'd hate to disappoint them!"
 * "Mouser! More marshmallows!"
 * "What enemies, you repugnant rodent? I've already roasted 'em!"
 * "The Marios? You're supposed to be smoked! Did Jerkufleas save you?"
 * "Beezos to battle stations! We'll fry the funny fungus first!"
 * "Stop this, Hercuflop!"
 * "You pathetic little firecrackers! Don't Koop out on me! Ah! I can trounce this mush-twerp, fire or no fire!"
 * "And so am I! Where's my getaway chariot?"
 * "So long, flush-faces! You can keep your Great Balls of Fizzle!"

Count Koopula

 * "Those pesky plumbers are playing right into my fangs!"
 * "Mousigor!"
 * "Prepare rooms for Princess Toadstool and her foolish friends! And you, you vapid vampire, go lure our victims...into my castle!"
 * "Before the night is through, I'll make them wish they never came to Turtlevania!"
 * "Welcome to the Castle of Count Koopula! Dinner is served!"
 * "I command you! Behold the full moon!"
 * "You can do what you want with the pasta freaks, but don't hurt the Princess! Now find 'em!"
 * "Too late, Princess!"
 * "I'm taking you to Count Koopula's Torture Chamber, Wax Museum and Dungeon of Horrors!"
 * "Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool! That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce-sucking vampire, just like me!"
 * "Now, my dear, it's time to initiate you into the loyal brotherhood of tomato sauce vampires!"
 * "Uh oh! I hate sunlight!"
 * "Outta my way, plumb scum!"
 * "I'll get you for this! I'll be back! Just you wait and see!"

Pirates of Koopa

 * "And Blackbeard Koopa himself! Hehe! Well, well, well! Look what the tide washed up! The muttonhead Marios and that miserable little Mushroom! Ah, and the Princess. What perfect plunder for a pirate! Hahahahaha! I gotcha NOW, you stupid jellyfish! Surrender!"
 * "Fire a warning shot! On second thought, blow the plumber boys and the Princess right off the boat!"
 * "That wasn't very nice, you puny plumber! You thought you could dupe the Koop, did ya?"
 * "What do you want?"
 * "Oh yeah, ya mangy little Mushroom?! He who laughs last laughs best! Koopa Pirate Pack, attack!"
 * "Would Blackbeard Koopa lie? Besides, you didn't come willingly!"
 * "It's pirate party time!"
 * "Nonsense, my dear! The party's in your honor! I'm selling you to the pirate who can steal me the most gold coins!"
 * "But everyone IS here in your honor, my precious Princess!"
 * "These scurvy scoundrels won't care!"
 * "Aren't I, though? But enough of this sweet talk!"
 * "Listen close, you repulsive wretches! It's time to play "Auction the Princess!""
 * "Do I hear one thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me."
 * "Sink another ship! Raid another port! This princess is worth more than that measly bit!"
 * "Do I hear a million gold coins for this fair maiden of the sea?"
 * "A billion? Heh! Sold to the puny pirate with the hideous hair, for a billion gold coins!"
 * "I'm rich! Rich! Filthy stinking mouthwatering rich!"
 * "You! You miserable Mario Bros.!"
 * "Don't just stand there, you pathetic dunderheads! Let's get 'em!"
 * "Whooooa! I'll be back to sink yooooouuuuu!"

Two Plumbers and a Baby

 * "Ga ga! You'll be eighteen inches tall when I turn the Fountain of Youth up to full power, ya old fogy! Then you'll work for the Koopa!"
 * "It's King Goo Goo Ga Ga Koopa to you!"
 * "Ouch!"
 * "Albatoss! Catch those sniveling rugrats!"
 * "Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores while I play!"
 * "Huh? It's the miserable Marios, that mush-headed Mushroom and the pesky Princess! Goo goo them!"
 * "Now I've gotcha where I want ya, ya pint-sized brat!"
 * "Hey! Show some respect for us grownups!"
 * "Koopa Pack, it's time to attack!"
 * "Use the bomb net, you featherbrain!"
 * "Stop or I'll tell on you! I've been hangin' around these kids too long!"
 * "Net THEM, you flying squawkbox, not me!"
 * "You'll never get away with it, you noodle noggins!"
 * "I'll fix you!"
 * "(as a baby) What?! Huh?! I'll be back to get you, when I grow up!"

The Adventures of Sherlock Mario

 * "That lasagna-lovin' lunkhead will never find us down here! And with Herlock Solmes my prisoner, I can now commit that criminal caper of the century!"
 * "Oh no? And who's gonna stop me? I'm afraid you're all tied up at the moment!"
 * "So, Mr. Smartypants Detective, I'll bet you can't guess what my next caper'll be!"
 * "Alright! Which one of you bonehead blabbermouths spilled the beans?!"
 * "QUIEEEET! You dimwitted dunderheads! We've got a Koopa caper to commence!"
 * "Of course it was a great idea. I thought of it, didn't I? Only a crafty Koopa could figure out a way into the Tower of Victoria!"
 * "Magic potion...do your stuff!"
 * "With this new weapon, I'm gonna clog every drain in Victoria and flood the city with sewer water!"
 * "Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!"
 * "Launch the Koopa Pack attack!"
 * "Too bad for you, faucet face!"
 * "Time to snare these linguinni-lickin' losers!"
 * "This time, I'm sending you bilge-brains to the great waterworks in the sky!"
 * "You don't scare me, you linguinni-lickin' losers!"
 * "In a few moments, you'll be sliced salami! So long, gutter gophers!"
 * "Soon I'll be the vilest villain to ever victimize Victoria! Whaddaya think of me now, Mr. Detective Defective?"
 * "Who asked YOU, cheese-breath? Now get back to work! We've got a Koopa caper to commence!"
 * "Then let's sink this city in sewer water!"
 * "This time, you eggplant-eating idiots are too late!"
 * "Koopa Pack, attack!"
 * "Then as the old saying goes, 'He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!'"

Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?

 * "And it's gonna get badder before it gets better, faucet freaks!"
 * "I think it's time you joined the rest of the Mushroom People, as a rock!"
 * "And he ain't the only one going bye-bye! I'm gonna turn those two fat little plumbers, into two FLAT little plumbers!"
 * "Anything? Like, marry me?"
 * "With you as my bride, I'll be the legal ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom! It's the only thing I need to accomplish total victory!"
 * "I knew I was irresistible!"
 * "Tell ya what? I'll restore Toad and your people before the wedding, and free the Marios after! Deal?"
 * "Take the Princess to the great hall, and spread the word! We're gettin' married in the morning!"
 * "The lucky Princess Toadstool's gonna get me as her handsome husband!"
 * "This better fit!"
 * "Hey, you! Put together a band! A loud band! The louder, the better! And you! Make up a guest list! Invite all my friends to the wedding!"
 * "Well, there's uh...nah, nah. How about, eh...uh... Alright. Invite my mother! She'll show up for the cake!"
 * "I can't get married in this jacket!"
 * "And why is that, my beautiful betrothed?"
 * "Oh, alright. Keep your crown on. You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?"
 * "Get that little toadstool outta here before I get sick!"
 * "Doin' what I do best: being really bad! I'm rockin' ya back to sleep!"
 * "Correction, stone face! I just GOT away with it!"
 * "You there! Troopas! Take this rock pile back inside the castle! I don't want the Princess to find out what I did to her people till after our wedding!"
 * "No, no, no! Put some feeling into it! Some romance! Some-"
 * "I'm glad, Mama!"
 * "Yes, Mama! Right, Mama! Sorry, Mama!"
 * "If that jacket's not ready, Mouser, I'll turn you over to Mama!"
 * "All right! Lookin' good, your royal Koopaness!"
 * "I'm coming, Mama!"
 * "Don't forget our deal, Princess! I kept my promise to free your people. Now you keep yours!"
 * "Yes, Mama?"

The Pied Koopa

 * "Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!"
 * "Wanna bet, my soggy little sink slob?"
 * "Troopas! Take these plumbers prisoner! Also the princess and that fathead Mushroom!"
 * "Since you busy bodies flooded my favorite dungeon, I think it's only fair you spend the rest of your lives there! Toss 'em in the drink!"
 * "What's going on with those brats? MOUSER!!!"
 * "Mouser! This is NOT a nursery school! This is evil castle!"
 * "Round up those little monsters and throw 'em in the brig then double the guard!"
 * "You're thinking too small, you repulsive rodent! Triple the guard!"
 * "Good work, Mouser!"
 * "I get the medal, rodent! Tripling the guard was my idea! It would take a miracle for those brats to escape!"
 * "Hey, mouse-brain! Where's that music coming from?"
 * "Don't be silly! This is Pasta Land! Radio hasn't been invented yet!"
 * "Look! It's those faucet freaks! They're using my own trick against me! Koopa Pack, attack!"
 * "Get back here, you stupid Troopas! You turkey turtles! Get back here, or I'll repossess your shells!"
 * "Stop them! Those rotten toadstool tots are getting away! Mouser! This flute will bring them back, and I'm putting YOU in full charge of the little brats!"
 * "My flute! I've lost my magic flute! Y'know, I've been havin' more bad luck lately than a bad guy can take!"

Koopenstein

 * "At last! My creation is almost finished! Now all I need to complete my Monster Robot Troopa...is a brain!"
 * "If only you weren't so stupid, Mouser, I could use yours! Yes, yes! What is it?"
 * "Aha! Just what the doctor ordered! Those plumbers may not be too bright, but between the both of them, I can make one good brain! Good work, Mouser! Now, go capture them and bring them to me! If you fail, I'll feed you to my monster!"
 * "Excellent, Mouser! We'll be able to finish our brain transfer experiment...tonight!"
 * "First, we'll measure your combined brainpower! Think of the smartest person ya know: Me!"
 * "What? Impossible! A potted plant scores higher than that!"
 * "No one is THAT stupid!"
 * "Stop, you faucet-flunkies!"
 * "Last thing I remember, I had those pesky plumbers trapped in my brain drain device! What happened?"

On Her Majesty's Sewer Service

 * "Magic Potion, do your stuff!"
 * "At last! I've Koopa conquered Fort Hard Knox! There's more gold here than in a candy lover's mouth! Let's bag this booty and blow!"
 * "This is the crowning caper of my Koopa career!"
 * "Cursed crocodiles! It's those pepperoni plumbers! Let's Snifit-slaughter 'em!"
 * "Rotten reptiles! I'll ambush 'em with an Albatoss!"
 * "That's it! I'm through trying to reason with those pesky plumbers! Koopfinger to Birdo! Nab those eggplant-eatin' idiots!"
 * "Welcome to my hideout!"
 * "Shut your valve, bilge-brain! We're gonna play a little game!"
 * "The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!"
 * "How many are there?"
 * "Lousy lizards! Is that all? We're gonna have to pull another caper quick!"
 * "Drat! It's those sewer-swimming secret agents!"
 * "We'll see about that! Koopa pack, attack!"
 * "You clog-clearing clodhoppers have foiled my plans again!"
 * "Then as the old saying goes, he who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!"

Mario and Joliet

 * "Cursed crocodiles! That budinski Princess is at it again!"
 * "Don't I know it? I've made a fortune supplying Albatosses, Snifits, and Bob-Ombs to those feudin' fools! If the fighting stops, I'll go broke!"
 * "But what can I do?"
 * "What a wonderfully evil idea! Heheh! That'll start the feud all over again!"
 * "He's right here!"
 * "And Grunt, my Super Troopa, will make sure ya stay that way! So long, sewer scum!"
 * "Koopa Pack, attack!"

King Koopa's mother

 * "Koopums! Koopums! Sweet little baby! You're makin' Mama sooooo happy!"
 * "What took ya so long to find a nice girl and settle down, anyway? ...So this is the lucky bride! I want you and my little Koopums to spend your honeymoon with me!"
 * "Oh, yeeeeees! I live in the foulest smelliest swamp in seven worlds! You'll love it!"
 * "Poor dear! She's overcome with joy!"
 * "The cake's here, Koopums! The bride's here, and so is the minister! ...So how come you're not dressed yet, ya bad little boy?"
 * "Koopums! We're waiting!"
 * "You ungrateful child! Now I'll have to tell all the relatives that stupid Koopums is still a bachelor! Koopums!"
 * "Go sit in the corner for six days!"

King Koopa's reflection

 * "Ya gotta stop this wedding!"
 * "What you need to do, is reflect on the problem."
 * "Why don't ya kidnap Joliet and blame it on Romano's family?"
 * "Brilliant! I knew you'd think of somethin'!"

King Neptune

 * "Relax, Max. Swim with the current. Take a dip in the ocean of happiness. Life's to short to be a crab."
 * "Have some fun, Jack. Get happy as a clam. In short: be a friend, not an anemone."
 * "What a bummer. I'm caught like a sea snail in a pail. Trapped like a squid under a lid. Somehow I gotta blow this seen and help my people."
 * "Holy Mackerel! Wh-who are you?"
 * "Cool as a sea cucumber, Jack. Ha! Let's haul anchor and set sail."
 * "Don't worry about a thing my little dolphin. I'll round up a fleet of fishy friends. That Barra-Koopa's gonna be up to his gills in grief."
 * "Barra-Koopa, you're in a whale of a lot of trouble."
 * "Thanks land-loving friends for rescuing me and freeing the Mermushrooms."

King Mario of Cramalot

 * "Uh, can ya give me a hint?"
 * "Well gee, maybe ya better get off him."
 * "Yes, your most royal Koopaness! You're the most kingliest Koopa that ever Kooped in Cramalot!"

Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid

 * "Look out!"
 * "We're outta here!"

Rolling Down the River

 * "Thought you could cheat us, huh?"
 * "Hey! It's the Mario Bros.!"

The Great BMX Race

 * "Get 'em! We're getting closer! Oooh! We're getting close!"

The Adventures of Sherlock Mario

 * "All tied up! That's a good one, boss! OUCH!"
 * "You're the one, you limburger-eatin' liar!"
 * "The Retro Router's ready, boss!"
 * "Rotten cheeseballs! It's those pepperoni plumbers!"

Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?

 * "What do you want?"
 * "Caterers? We don't need no stinkin' caterers!"
 * "Bug soup? Why didn't ya say so?"

On Her Majesty's Sewer Service

 * "Bad news, boss! We're being followed by a plumber's truck!"
 * "(in Tryclyde's voice) Boss, we finished counting the gold coins we stole from Fort Hard Knox!"

Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold

 * "Hey leprechaun, what's shaking Shamrock?"
 * "Let's hightail outta here!"

Lakitu

 * "Ready, your repulsiveness."
 * "Thank you, your Koopaness."
 * "You better do what King Koopa says or we'll freeze you to your knees."
 * "I prefer clouds myself, but at least it's snowing and freezing down there! Hehehehehehehe!"
 * "Oh no! My cloud has sprung a leak!"

Lions

 * "You got it, you chubby little chunk a lunch meat!"
 * "He's got a point, Harry."
 * "Now this is what I call a meal."
 * "Hey Koopa, slow down! We're hungry!"
 * "Hey Luigi, you wanna get to work? Break time's over!"
 * "I'm so starved I could eat a horse... or a plumber."

Lou Albano

 * "Hey, Cindi, there you are!"
 * "Fifty dollars? Well here I am! Now fifty! Hahaha!"
 * "Oh, didn't you get my note?"
 * "Uh-oh! I must have torn the page out wrong. It should say "I've gone for good fried chicken! Back in an hour!""
 * "Yeah, I finally gave up waitin' for ya at my house, so I, uh, followed these posters on the, uh, telephone poles and it brought me right here!"
 * "Hey, Luigi, baby, how are ya?"
 * "Ay, will you tell him I'm sorry I missed him, but, uh, me and Cindi really have to go because, uh, we don't want a picnic in the dark. Hahaha!"
 * "Come on, Cindi!"
 * "Number one guy, baby, have good luck!"

Luigeena

 * "It's him!"
 * "Yes! Don't we look just like them? Everybody tells us so!"
 * "Wait a minute. How come I always get in the dirty work, heh?"
 * "I'll see you later, Lylezie!"
 * "Lylezie, we have to say goodbye!"
 * "Till next time, everybody!"
 * "(with Marianne and Lyle) Do the Mario!"

The Bird! The Bird!

 * "I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!"
 * "Puh-puh-polar bear?! Lunch?!"
 * "He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!"
 * "Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!"
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "Or to us!"
 * "Worse? How could it be worse?"
 * "M-M-Mario! It's a Bob-Omb!"
 * "Look out! Here comes a whole squadron of King Koopa's Bob-Ombers!"
 * "It's an avalanche! Let's get outta here!"
 * "What is that thing?"
 * "Hey, Super Mario! Super cook their goose!"
 * "It's too late, Princess! They got us surrendered!"
 * "(with Mario, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) WORMS?!"

King Mario of Cramalot

 * "Hey! That buzzin's for real!"
 * "Look out! They're comin' back!"
 * "C-C-Crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh...I mean, uh...Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh...shee! Let's split this place!"
 * "Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn!"
 * "We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed! How could things be any worse?!"
 * "Mario, please! Don't say another word!"
 * "Never mind that! Just get us outta here before we turn into mushed macaroni!"
 * "Look! He's becomin' Super Mario!"
 * "Me?! But there- B-b-but I can’t! I'm-I'm gonna have a baby!"
 * "Ehh... Well...it was worth a try!"
 * "Miserable minestrone! The Koopas got away again!"

Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid

 * "Hey, Mario, I told you we shouldn'ta come! This place is full of dangerous outlaws!"
 * "Mario, it's gettin' sticky! Do somethin'!"
 * "Hey! What's the matter with King Koopa's wagon? Is it broken?"
 * "(*with Mario*) Mouser?!"
 * "Villains? Yo! I never villain nobody! I'm uh-"
 * "Oh no! En dend! I mean, uh, dend ed! I mean, shee... We're trapped!"
 * "You-you-you leap! I'll look!"
 * "Oh no! Sheriff Mouser's raised our reward for our capture!"
 * "Hey! Look over there!"
 * "Help? Help who?"
 * "Who's Me?"
 * "(with Mario) Him!"
 * "(with Mario) Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
 * "Yeah! I mean, we're so thirsty, we don't know what we're doin'!"
 * "Alright! Yeah!"
 * "Yo! I need a doctor!"
 * "Gee, I hope we can find her, before the Sheriff's posse finds us."
 * "Hey! Hey, fellas! Look! Egg melons!"
 * "YIIIPES!!!"
 * "Oh... Thanks, Mario. But I can't breathe in here. I'm a gondola!"
 * "Yipes! Now we're all gondolas!"
 * "Me countin' cheeps always puts me to sleep."
 * "Waiting and rilling! I mean, uh...raiting and willing! I mean... Oh, just flush!"

Mario's Magic Carpet

 * "Mamma mia! We should've rented a camel with air conditioning!"
 * "Mario, it's a mirage! The sun's hot-boiled your brain!"
 * "It's a trap-oline!"
 * "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!"
 * "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about that lamp, and what do you do? Pull a rabbit out of it?"
 * "Mario, don't try to kid me! How could a genie be in that lamp?"
 * "Are you magic? I mean, really magic? Are you a genie?"
 * "Hey. Looks like you rubbed out a wrong way!"
 * "Koopa's gettin' away! We'll never catch him on foot!"
 * "No problem! Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers!"
 * "Oh boy! Full speed ahead!"
 * "Yeah. But if Koopa sees us, we're goners!"
 * "We're coming, Princess! KEEP YOUR CHIN UP!!!"
 * "Hey! I just remembered! I speak Pidgit!"
 * "Pidgit, pidgit, pidgit. Pidgit, pidgit."
 * "I told them if he wants really yummy carpet, to head to Koopa!"

Rolling Down the River

 * "How much long are we gonna keep these guys busy?"
 * "I don't like it. Toad should've been back by now."
 * "So, what do we do now, Mr. Big-Time Gambler?"
 * "What do we do now?"
 * "Oh no! Trouters! The game's not over! Swim!"
 * "{with Mario} Grateful!"
 * "And we'll never get Princess and Toad back!"
 * "Alright, Mario! One all ya got, comin' right up!"
 * "Mario! What's goin' on up there?"
 * "Leapin' lasagna!"
 * "Hear that...Ma-Mario? We're-we're...fish bait!"
 * "If you're asking me, there's no way past that black pit."
 * "Yo! How can the river go around it?"
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "(with Toad) We will?"
 * "(with Mario, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he reign!"

The Great Gladiator Gig

 * "Keep your mustache on, Mario! We'll be in time for the dinner!"
 * "See? We're here ahead of time! We got a half an hour till chow!"
 * "EARTHQUAKE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
 * "It's some place, but I don't know what place!"
 * "(*with Mario*) CAPTURE US?!?!"
 * "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kinda horse."
 * "Mario, we've got trouble!"
 * "That was some trick, Mario!"
 * "They're gonna catch us, Mario!"
 * "This don't look good for the good guys."
 * "What's he going to do with that net, Mario?"
 * "HEEEELP!!!"
 * "Get 'em?"
 * "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!"
 * "D'oh! So is he! We can't keep this up forever, Mario! There's too many of them...I mean, him!"
 * "You lost your noodle?"
 * "We've got no chance against these lions, Mario!"
 * "Look at these guys eat, Mario! Maybe we should stay here and open a chain spaghetti restaurant!"
 * "Gulp! One extra plate of spaghetti...comin' right up!"

Mario and the Beanstalk

 * "You already did."
 * "Just tell us how many gold coins you'll give us."
 * "Garbanzo beans! Show 'er, Mario!"
 * "Uh oh. Great garbanzos!"
 * "I dunno, Mario! We're already too high!"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library! Wow!"
 * "Well, this has been fascinating... Let's scramble home."
 * "Uh oh!"
 * "Hey! I think it's locked!"
 * "You first, Mario! You're older!"
 * "I read you, paisano!"
 * "Strobin' stromboli! It's a mountain of gold money!"
 * "We got just the thing for this beanstalk in our plumbing bag!"
 * "TIMBERRRRRRR!!!"
 * "Me too!"

Love 'Em and Leave 'Em

 * "What's that beep?"
 * "Help, Mario! I'm fallin' over!"
 * "Whew! Thanks a lot!"
 * "Holy ravioli! Hey, M-M-M-Mario! Tell me one more time how a plumber knows when he's in trouble?"
 * "Her dungeon?"
 * "Let's get outta here!"
 * "Do you think this is our... Gulp! ...last meal?"
 * "We're sure in deep spaghetti."
 * "Oh, poor Mario! We gotta save him!"
 * "Yo! Let's get cooking!"
 * "Maybe it had to be a CD! Come on, keep cookin'!"
 * "Come on! Mario's wedding is starting!"
 * "Let's play cupid!"
 * "Whoa! No! Don't drink that!"
 * "Oh no!"

The Great BMX Race

 * "(with Mario) Holy ravioli!"
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "Hey! It's a bike race! And we got a bike!"
 * "Gee... Looks like we scared 'em off!"
 * "On second thought, Mario, those guys scared ME off!"
 * "Hey, Mario! You sure you know what you're doin'?"
 * "Leapin' lasagna!"
 * "I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach..."
 * "Yeah... Just wish we could hear what cheer they were yelling!"
 * "But Mario! What about the race?"
 * "Well, that's what I call ten meals!"
 * "You betcha!"
 * "They're tryin' to push us over the cliff!"
 * "MARIOOOOO!!! WE'RE DOOOOOMED!!!"
 * "M-M-Ma-Mario! D-D-D-Do something!"
 * "Now I know why they call that a plumber's helper!"
 * "I thought hangin' around all day was the better choice."
 * "Mario! They're catchin' up!"
 * "Mario! Whoa! Nice jumpin', Mario!"
 * "Yo, what do we do now? Call a tow truck?"
 * "I th-think I liked it when we outnumbered them!"
 * "(*with Mario*) Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as quick as you can!"
 * "We'll smother them in succotash!"
 * "It's not my fault!"
 * "You mean I risked my neck for nothing?!"

Stars in Their Eyes

 * "What's better than this?"
 * "And the bad news?"
 * "And I got the toolbox!"
 * "Here! Use these tools for ballast! They'll hold you down!"
 * "Fat chance we'll find any on this deserted planet!"
 * "(with Toad) Moon Man Koopa?!"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! This whole tub is gonna sink!"
 * "And for free!"
 * "That's what I call shower power!"
 * "Now how are we gonna sneak in?"
 * "I hope these Quirk disguises work!"
 * "Look! Supplies!"
 * "Trouble!"
 * "(*with Mario, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) Moon Man Koopa?! Oh no!"
 * "Mamma mia! We've been nailed by the tools in our pockets!"
 * "Quick! Run before Koopa closes your shackles!"
 * "Really?"
 * "Yes, sir!"
 * "But it's not the time to think of your stomach now!"

Jungle Fever

 * "What's so important we have to find this Sheldon guy anyway?"
 * "Hey! How much farther to this witch doctor's village?"
 * "Well, that's that! Time to turn back!"
 * "Ya know, a bridge this rickety's gotta have a warning sign that says, 'Keep Off'!"
 * "Wha...wha-what's that down below?"
 * "Mario! It's not too late to go back!"
 * "It is so bad!"
 * "I dunno, but it's makin' me itch somethin' terrible!"
 * "At 5 'o clock, too!"
 * "Yeah! I feel like I was bit by a million mosquitoes!"
 * "Koopa's really done it to us this time!"
 * "I'm too exhausted to scratch anymore."

Brooklyn Bound

 * "Mamma mia! I'm bein' totally blown awaaay!"
 * "I've had it, I've HAD it! I'm sick of Koopa chasing us from world to world! I wanna go home!"
 * "Hey! What's this thing?"
 * "Mighty mostaccioli! Can this be true?"
 * "The Duke of Drains! The Prince of Pipes! But he disappeared!"
 * "Brooklyn! Home sweet home!"
 * "Oh boy! Lead us to that drainpipe!"
 * "I guess we stay in Mushroom Land."
 * "Give 'er a try, Sal!"
 * "N-N-Now you tell me."
 * "What do you mean "Who needs Brooklyn?"'"
 * "Been nice knowing ya, Princess."
 * "You hear that? Brooklyn!"
 * "Take care of yourselves, eh?"
 * "They've been Koopanapped!"
 * "Mario's right! The Princess and Toad need us! So long, Sal!"
 * "Hey, thank you, Sal."
 * "I thought we were gonna sneak up on 'em, Mario."
 * "(*with Mario*) Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
 * "Holy ravioli, Mario! You didn't say nothin' about gettin' kissed!"

Toad Warriors

 * "Mario! W-W-W-W-Watch out!"
 * "M-Me?! I-I don't know how to fly! I-I don't even know how to drive!"
 * "What goes up, must go down!"

The Fire of Hercufleas

 * "Bad guys! Look behind us!"
 * "King Koopa's here?"
 * "(*pants*) I'll say. There must be a thousand steps to go before we reach the top!"
 * "Dumpy Guy Eatin' Donuts."
 * "Right! We will?"
 * "We're barbecued meatballs!"
 * "I hope this works!"
 * "We're gonna need more than spit! With that kinda firepower, King Koopa's unstoppable!"
 * "Uh, yeah! But I still think we're in deep spaghetti!"
 * "(*with Mario*) No pain, no clog in the drain!"

Count Koopula

 * "I'm cold and wet and hungry, Mario. How about some spaghetti?"
 * "But you had three orders! I only had one!"
 * "I'm not goin' in there! It looks like a boarding house for vampires!"
 * "I do."
 * "I don't like this creepy castle!"
 * "Wh-wh-what're you lookin' at?"
 * "Look at the p-p-paintings!"
 * "I tell ya... There's vampires here!"
 * "He-he-hey! Where did you get that? I thought the Tweeter Bat stole your spaghetti!"
 * "Holy macaroni!"
 * "Now will you believe me? Tomato sauce-sucking vampires! Let's get outta here!"
 * "(*with Mario*) Vampires!"
 * '"Spe-spe-s-s-spe..."''
 * "D-d-d-d-do something, Mario!"
 * "Way to go, Princess!"
 * "He's turnin' 'em into W-W-W-W-Wereturtles!"
 * "Yeah, Princess! Don't worry! It's us they're after! ...US?!?!"
 * "Cobwebs?! That means sp-sp-spiders!"
 * "Holy macaroni!"
 * "This tickle torture is not funny!"
 * "Yo, my brother, the pasta vampire!"

Pirates of Koopa

 * "Yeah! Why did ya?"
 * "Did you say Blackbeard Koopa?!"
 * "Storm? What storm? There's not a cloud in- ...the sky."
 * "Holy calamari!"
 * "What do you see, Mario?"
 * "Maybe we should take a vote on that, Captain."
 * "Hey! We could sing! ♪ 100 bottles of milk on the wall, 100 bottles of milk! If one of the bottles should happen to fall, 99 bottles of milk on the wall! ♪"
 * "Leapin' linguinni! That's a high sea!"
 * "Macaroni misery, Mario! We're sunk!"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! It worked! Come on! Lets get jumpin'!"
 * "Creepin' calamari!"
 * "Way to go, Mario!"
 * "Now how do we save her? We got no ship, no cannons, no weapons! We got three men, one Mushroom, and a parrot against their five hundred!"
 * "I'll take a milk!"
 * "I bid a billion!"
 * "Holy macaroni!"

Two Plumbers and a Baby

 * "Yo! Calamitous clam sauce! Koopa's capturing all those children!"
 * "Let's get outta here!"
 * "This doesn't seem like a good time for bird-watchin', Mario."
 * "Holy pepperoni! Careful, Mario! She's not a sack of tomatoes, ya know!"
 * "But in the meantime, we got ourselves a baby princess to take care of!"
 * "And if she gets lost?!"
 * "Mario! What're you doing down here? The Princess went thattaway!"
 * "Holy ravioli, Mario! Look!"
 * "Hurry, Mario, before the Trouters get her!"
 * "There will be, if we can get her to take a nap!"
 * "Holy spumoni! She's gone!"
 * "Now we'll never get the Princess back to her right age!"
 * "{*with Mario*} Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
 * "(spoken by Mario due to an animation error) Good thing you used the extra pipe for this Koopa Catcher, huh, Mario?"
 * "The water's goin' backwards!"

The Adventures of Sherlock Mario

 * "Gee, that Mario. He could pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!"
 * "Holy ravioli! Someone's in trouble!"
 * "Mysterious meat sauce! Look!"
 * "K-K-Kidnapped?! Uh, by who?"
 * "Loony linguinni! Mario thinks that hat makes him a detective!"
 * "It's a dictator machine!"
 * "Great garlic! The Koopa's here in Victoria!"
 * "Calaminous calzone! I've been disarmied!"
 * "We're trapped, like hairballs in a drainpipe!"
 * "Sufferin' spaghetti! How can you think of food at a time like this?!"
 * "Frustratin' fettuccine! Koopa's got away again!"

Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?

 * "{*with Mario*} Leapin' lasagna!"
 * "We will?"
 * "This is awful! We gotta get outta here and stop that crazy wedding!"
 * "{*with Mario*} Dig!"
 * "And if you figured wrong?"
 * "We've been diggin' a long time, Mario!"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! We're not even in the castle anymore!"
 * "Which means...he kept his promise! Now the Princess HAS to marry Koopa!"
 * "Yeah! Now what do we do?"
 * "And exactly how do we get inside the castle?"
 * "I told ya it wouldn't work!"
 * "I don't believe they fell for the ol' bug soup trick!"
 * "{*with Mario*} HOORAY! Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
 * "Holy macaroni! We're lost inside this cockamamy castle again! We'll never find the Princess!"
 * "Oh! Sorry, Toad."
 * "It is?"
 * "Gee! Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!"
 * "If we ever get outta this, Toad, I'm puttin' you on a diet!"
 * "I don't care if ya turn him into ravioli! Just get him off my back!"
 * "Whew... Not as tired as me!"
 * "Forget about that! The wedding is starting!"

The Pied Koopa

 * "Yeah, too bad they can't grow with meatballs or somethin'."
 * "Why would he want all of Pasta Land's bambinos?"
 * "Your plans had a few leaks in it, Mario."
 * "There's no place we can go, Mario!"
 * "Whaddaya mean safe? We're trapped in King Koopa's dungeon!"
 * "Oh! Is that all? Piece of cake!"
 * "Careful, Mario! There could be real danger behind that door!"
 * "Are you kiddin'? We're gonna spend the rest of our lives as fish! What could be worse?"
 * "Holy macaroni! We're runnin' outta room to hide!"
 * "You guys land in one piece?"
 * "I don't like high places!"
 * "You got a point!"
 * "What was I scared of? That was a real soft landing!"
 * "With that many guards, we'll never free those bambinos!"
 * "Are you kiddin'? We've played in the Brooklyn Plumbing School Band for three years!"
 * "You were eating! I was holding your salami sandwich while you turned the page."
 * "That's what YOU think!"
 * "If we can!"

Koopenstein

 * "First we gotta get in!"
 * "Hey! I resemble that!"
 * "I, uh, I left it at home! I'll be right back!"
 * 'You got him!"
 * "You don't got him!"
 * "Mario? Are you okay?"
 * "Yo, careful!"

On Her Majesty's Sewer Service

 * "Terrifying tortellini! We're faaaaaaaaallin'!"
 * "Us?!"
 * "I see!"
 * "(*with Mario*) Oh!"
 * "Yo, what Spymobile? It's just an old plumber's truck!"
 * "Uh, let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, eh, by stayin' here!"
 * "Lousiness linguinni! Koopfinger's gettin' away with the gold!"
 * "Yo! Good thing this windshield's made up of Snifit-proof glass!"
 * "Albatoss comin' in for a Bob-Omb attack!"
 * "Calamitous calzone! We've been Koopa captured!"
 * "Nervous noodles! I don't think I like this game!"
 * "The Tunnel of D-D-Doom?"
 * "I wonder why they call this place the uh, Tunnel of Doom? I think I just figured it out! Look!"
 * "Perilous pizza! Look!"
 * "Sufferin' spumoni! We're trapped!"
 * "Lucky linguinni! I thought we were dead meatballs!"
 * "We're back in Koopfinger's hideout!"
 * "(*with Mario*) Super spy surprise!"
 * "Uh oh!"
 * "He's escapin' into a Warp Zone!"
 * "Yo, miserable mozzarella! The Koopas got away again!"
 * "Ah, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!"

Mario and Joliet

 * "Looks like we landed in the middle of a feud!"
 * "Actually, I kind of like it here. Aaaaah! On second thought, I'll stick with you guys!"
 * "Gallopin' garlic! Look!"
 * "Terrible tortellini! We're gonna be crushed!"
 * "(*with Mario, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) Koopa!"
 * "Look! The moat's filled with Trouters!"
 * "Annette Funicello? Where?"
 * "Fantastic fettuccini!"

Luigi's girlfriend

 * "Oh Luigi, say it again please. Please!"
 * "You are so romantic."
 * "The way you speak French is just... trés beautiful."
 * "Do you speak French?"
 * "Weren't you going to show me your French etchings, my little french fry."
 * "Do the Mario!"

Mario

 * "Hey paisanos! It's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" - Opening Credits
 * "Do the Mario!" - Closing Credits
 * ''"Don't worry, Princess! Luigi and me'll climb that mountain before you can say "Spaghetti and Meatballs"! -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"Okay, wait here! And if you become lunch for a polar bear, don't blame us! -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's raviolis smothered with honey" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!" - "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
 * "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Not on my melted mozzarella! - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "She's not much, but she sure beats swimmin'!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
 * "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Then beat 'em!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
 * "Remember, Luigi, you gotta act tough!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
 * * singing* "Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak." - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "I just love food that's spicy!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "I always cry at wedding feasts!" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I hope the food's better than the furniture!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
 * "As we say in Brooklyn; Banzai!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!" - "The Unzappables"
 * "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!" - "The Mark of Zero"
 * "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!" - "The Mark of Zero"
 * "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!" - "The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"
 * "It's ugly, but it floats!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "What? Only one pizza?" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!" - "Plummers Academy"
 * "I can't quit now, Luigi! I was born with a plunger in my hand!" - "Plummers Academy"
 * "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pasta-sicles!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
 * "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
 * "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "I guess somedays, even Super Mario can't think of everything!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
 * "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!" - "Robo Koopa"

The Pied Koopa

 * "Times are terrible, Toad! Disaster has descended on Pasta Land's people!"
 * "The Pied Koopa has just stolen all our children!"
 * "Who knows?"
 * "People of Pasta Land, we have no choice! We must give our spaghetti harvest to Koopa!"
 * "Please rise."
 * "I hereby present you with the Order of the Golden Meatball for your valiant efforts in rescuing the children of Pasta Land and saving our spaghetti crop."
 * "Speech! Speech!"

Mermushrooms

 * "Thank you, brave land-dwellers for rescuing me!"
 * "He works for Barra-Koopa. The evil reptile is kidnapping my people and turning them into slaves!"
 * "Barra-Koopa has imprisoned him! Please, you've got to help my people and free our king!"'
 * "Look! Barra-Koopa's minions are forcing my people to gather all the gold coins from the sunken ship in Aqua Land!"
 * "Hurray for the brave land-dwellers!"
 * "We're trapped, like sardines in a can!"
 * "I can help! I know a secret passage to the Aqua Land dungeon! Come, I'll show you!"
 * "Princess Toadstool and these brave plumbers have come to rescue you and help us fight bad Barra-Koopa!"

Plummers Academy

 * "With pleasure, your reptilian rottenness."
 * "Gee, I thought we almost had it."
 * "Okay, your royal Koopaness. Take a big sniff of this pepper!"

Mr. Mayor

 * "Welcome, Princess Toadstool! May I present you with the key to our humble village."
 * "We are honored that you and your friends have come to protect us from the evil Dr. Koopenstein."
 * "Thank you for saving us. And now, your reward."

Mugga

 * "Ooga la munya!" ("He's hard to look at!")
 * "Ugga ma mima." ("Get a pizza for Mario")
 * "Bunya Alley Koop a baconito nato senjuik." ("Alley Koop has a Fire Flower, but he keeps it under heavy guard.")

Hooded Robin and His Mario Men

 * "But we don't have anything to share no more."
 * "The mean old Sheriff of Koopingham up and snatched all our gold coins."
 * "It's a gold coin!"

Mario and the Red Baron Koopa

 * "Oh no!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Oh no!"

The Great Gold Coin Rush

 * "They said it's gold. Did ya hear that everybody? Gold!"

Elvin Lives

 * "Cool, cool, chicky poo! Like far away and spill the beans cus I'm here to make the scene."
 * "What?"
 * "He's like, uh, disappeared. Banana split. If you what's good for ya, you will too!"

The Provolone Ranger

 * "Who was that masked man?"
 * "We never even got a chance to thank him! Let alone invite him to dinner!"

Flatbush Koopa

 * "Bye!"
 * "Good-bye!"
 * "Bye!"
 * "Bye!"
 * "Bye everybody!"
 * "Bye!"

Mushroom Rebel

 * "Come on Princess! Your people need you!"
 * "Hang on!"

Ninjis

 * "It's-a the Mario brothers!"
 * "Stop-a them!"

Obi Wan Toadi

 * "There is no time, Mario."
 * "Someone must penetrate Koop Star in a Mushroom Starfighter and disable the Birdo Ray."
 * "Of course."
 * "Are you nervous, Mario?"
 * "This will bolster your spirits, my son."
 * "Remember, may the pasta be with you."
 * "My friend, you were wonderful. The Mushroom space colonists thank you for your bravery under fire."

Pine

 * "Koopa stole everyone's wood and all the villagers are frozen."
 * "Lady, we don't even have a minute's supply of wood here!"
 * "Well the firewood we took back from Koopa should be enough to keep the Mushroom People cozy all Winter long!"

Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid

 * "10,000 gold pieces? I'm taking you crooks to jail and that there gold to the bank!"
 * "You? Ha! I'll show you dangerous."

The Provolone Ranger

 * "Caught in a needle lock!"
 * "I've been busted!"
 * "The Provolone Ranger! He's coming for you Billy, and I'm rolling outta here!"

Prince Pompadour

 * "Rotunda, you're the most beautiful creature in the Kingdom. Marry me!"

Princess Toadstool

 * "Oh no! Poor Toad! Bring him back you dimwitted Birdo!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Look! The Birdo took Toad to the highest peak! Please, Mario! Toad saved my life a hundred times! We've got to save his!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "(*Teary eyed*) Goodbye Mario, goodbye Luigi." (About to watch Mario and Luigi leave) - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Mario! {Kisses him} Luigi! {Kisses him} You came back!" (After being rescued from Koopa and realizing that the brothers went back for her and Toad) - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Oh, dear. I think he wants Toad for an appetizer." - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "(*sobs*) I always cry at weddings!" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "What was that about pancakes and maple syrup?" - "Quest for Pizza"

Ralph Washington

 * "Excuse me, do you have a vacancy?"
 * "Washington."
 * "Ralph Washington."

Robo Koopas

 * "Ah! It's the Marios!"
 * "Let's Robo Koopalize 'em!"
 * "Your metalness! Your metalness! It's the Marios! Come quick!"

Sam Shalam

 * "Step right up! Step right up! Used carpets! U-Buy, We Fly."
 * "What is-"
 * "Watch it, will ya?"
 * "This is a genuine Persian carpet... made in Hong Kong."
 * "Not yet, I'm still gettin' the bugs out."
 * "I'm Sam Shalam, and this is my assistant, Slammer!"
 * "Just look around! You won't find any finer flying carpets in all of Cloud Land!"
 * "How much ya got?"
 * "Sold!"
 * "Fireproof, waterproof, and good proof. Guaranteed to last until it falls apart."
 * "Hi there! Ready for a trade in? I got a spiffy little carpet that belonged to a little old lady from Pastadena."
 * "Koopa? Why did you not say so? He stole his carpet from me! That reptile reprobate gives cheating a bad name! Take any carpet ya want! No charge!"

Secret Agent N

 * "Welcome to the secret spy laboratory. I am Secret Agent N."
 * "Not C. N."
 * "Not O. N! Agent O's on holiday."
 * "Secret Agents Mario and Luigi, your new Spymobile is ready."
 * "Well that's what it looks like old bean, but this baby's packing more fire power than a battleship."
 * "And that's not all! You'll be equipped with the latest in plumbing weaponry. Wrench phone, explosive drain cleaner, atomic screwdriver..."
 * "Watch out!"
 * "Be careful. That's a laser drill!"
 * "It's a red alert!"
 * "That's Fort Hard Knocks, where all of Spy Land's gold coins are kept."
 * "Now that Koopfinger's gone, Agent James Blonde is back in human form! Jolly good show, many old chaps!"
 * "Look out! That's no ordinary food!" (Looks like James Blonde is talking)
 * "That's my new spaghetti bomb!"

Señor Mayor

 * "They want to help, but El Koopitan strikes fear in the hearts of my people."
 * "I'm sorry we ran, Señor Mario, but without Zero the people are too afraid to fight."
 * "Zero is back! Zero is back!"
 * "For liberty, justice, and freedom for all fungi."
 * "We won! We defeated El Koopitan!"

Brooklyn Bound

 * "Your malignant meaness, I have terrible news! The Princess and the Mario brothers have escaped!"
 * "They're in the caverns!"

Mario of the Apes

 * "Uh, the boys were kind of wondering about that, oh, goofy little one."

Slammer

 * "Pleased to meetcha!"
 * "Ha! Unless you look somewhere else!"

Brooklyn Bound

 * "A toast to Koopa Khan."
 * "I got an idea! Let's use that rock thing for a bridge."

The Great Gold Coin Rush

 * "The Marios are getting away."

State Troopas

 * "Car 54 1/2 calling King Koopa. I've arrested the Princess and her faucet freak friends."
 * "No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother. Any other questions?"
 * "Yie! A Mushroom rebel chopper."
 * "Don't even think about running away, sewer scum. Bob-omb won't like that. I'm in big enough trouble as it is losing the Princess, without losing you guys too."
 * "Watch 'em, Bob-omb!"
 * "You stupid bang head! Look what- deh!"
 * "No, don’t go off now!"
 * "Yikes! Here, take this!"

Stool Pigeon

 * "Psst! Hey bub, over here!"
 * "Ya wanna know Koopone's next job?"
 * "Wouldn't be much of a stool pigeon if I didn't. Course, eh, it'll cost ya."
 * "Chicken feed! But, uh, since I'm a bird, I'll take it. C'mere!"
 * "Koopone's next job will be to rob the First Mushroom Bank."

Jungle Fever

 * "He's the best witch doctor there is, that's why!"
 * "Which we should be should be reachin' just about nooooow!"
 * "Heeeeeelp!"
 * "Wow! This gorge has gotta be at least three miles deep!"
 * "Jagged boulders,... raging water,... broken bones,..."
 * "Yeah, this is the side we wanted to be on anyway. It's not so bad."
 * "What is this white stuff?"
 * "Albatoss with Bob-Ombs at ten o' clock!"
 * "No! Koopa's Itching Powder is drivin' me buggy!"
 * "Ouch! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! It itches!"
 * "M-me too!"

Plummers Academy

 * "The president? Wow! What for?"

Karate Koopa

 * "Black belt Ninjas! Run for it!"
 * "Yeah! They're gonna beat you butt good!"
 * "Koopa sure has a lotta nerve trying to sell us into slavery!"
 * "Let's bail!"
 * "Way to go, Mar-i-o!"
 * "Yeah, one for eating!"

The Provolone Ranger

 * "Look, there goes Mario. Mario?"
 * "I got to check this action out."
 * "Well Billy the Koopa, now what do ya think of the Provolone Ranger? Hey, Koopa's-"
 * "Later, dude!"

Flatbush Koopa

 * "Thanks for scarin' off Koopa! You Mario Brothers are super!"
 * "Sure is!"
 * "No Troopas to fight off..."
 * "Mondo bored! And I sure miss Mario and Luigi."
 * "Mushroom power to the rescue!"
 * "Now, Princess!"
 * "Sorry, dudes. We just found you guys, and this was the only rescue we could think of."
 * "That's for sure!"
 * "Koopa!"
 * "Hey Koopa, if you want your scepter, come and get it!"

Crocodile Mario

 * "Put that croc in shock, Mario!"
 * "When we get down to street level, they start chewing us!"
 * "Yeah because the barbecue is us!"
 * "If I'd known it was gonna be this dangerous, I would've gone with Mario and Luigi."
 * "Sorry dude, we gotta borrow your tree for a while."
 * "Hey Marios, grab this!"

Robo Koopa

 * "Mario, jump for your life!"
 * "Hit the deck! It's a Bullet Bill!"
 * "You can say that again!"
 * "So what are we gonna do about that Robo stinker?"
 * "This is the the man who was gonna stop Koopa?"
 * "Oh yeah?"
 * "Those Koopas are no match for the Mighty Mushroom of Might!"
 * "Uh oh, we got Robo trouble!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Watch out, guys!"

Koopa Klaus

 * "Ice bombs are loaded on the sleigh, Koopa Klaus."
 * "Guh! And an unhappy New Year! Ha! Hehehe!"

Tulio

 * "Baloney! I am comin' in!"
 * "Yes master."
 * "I will leave now since Mario, my pal, is not here."

Vampa White

 * "Welcome to the Wheel of Misfortune, the game of pain, misery, and torture! I'm your hostess, Vampa White."
 * "Playing the game is simple, to decide the Mario Brothers' fate, we simply spin the wheel!"
 * "Congratulations! You win a trip to the Tunnel of Doom."
 * "Bon voyage!"

Worm

 * "Spaghetti? We're not spaghetti. We're worms!"
 * "I've never been so insulted in my whole life."

Zero

 * "Are you here to like, buy something, or just make a mess."
 * "So what'll it be? Burritos, enchiladas, quesadillas?"
 * "Ah! It's El Koopitan! I'm getting outta here!"
 * "You baked thunders decide what you want yet? Oops! I forgot!"
 * "The legendary masked hero, Zero. And if you guys can keep my secret, I'll give you all the tacos you can carry."