User talk:Mario/Archive 9

If you are wondering where my talk page went, well, it's archived. If you want to post new messages or something, type here instead, not my talk page. You know, I have a tied hungry Chain Chomp in my archived talk page, so, yeah, don't mess around in there. ☺

Begin Here ꜜ
I am Zero! Hey LGM, you know that proposal you made, well I made a large comment and I will like you to read it because it sounds like a good idea, this is back-uped by Tucayo's comment afterwards. Your proposal is to change the SMW logo in general but your support and most other's sound like if they and you want to change it into the cap one. Well just read my comment on your proposal. Zero signing out.

Finally archived!
Hey, do you have any idea on how to take Ds images or record ds videos? Thanks! Btw, is your DS screen bigger than your tv screen?

Ps was it SHINY wario ace and the others shiny? Because that makes them harder. On a side note, you know the way Wario acts when he loses? That makes me feel bad for him:(


 * Somebody must have cheated...I CAN'T LOSE. I laugh at that, actually. >:D

Warning
...HIGHER THAN NORMAL SURF ACROSS SOUTH FACING BEACHES...

A MODERATE SOUTHERLY SWELL WILL BUILD LATE TONIGHT AND WEDNESDAY MORNING...BRINGING HIGHER THAN NORMAL SURF TO SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST FACING BEACHES OF LOS ANGELES AND VENTURA COUNTIES WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. BREAKERS OF 4 TO 6 FEET WILL BE COMMON...WITH LOCAL MAX SETS TO 7 FEET POSSIBLE ON THE MORE EXPOSED BEACHES. SURF WILL BEGIN TO SUBSIDE THURSDAY AFTERNOON.

BEACHES EXPECTED TO BE MOST IMPACTED BY THE SURF INCLUDE THOSE FROM SANTA MONICA WESTWARD THROUGH SOUTHERN VENTURA COUNTY.

IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE NORMAL SURF...THERE WILL BE A HIGH RISK OF RIP CURRENTS ACROSS AREA BEACHES. PEOPLE PLANNING TO HEAD TO THE BEACHES SHOULD TAKE CAUTION WHEN GOING IN THE WATER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE ACTUAL CAUSE OF THIS? IT'S WARIO!! DARN YOU WARIO. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO US.

-CA Weather Advisory

Well, u deserves this....
Please stop being yourself on Wario's Turf. This isn't a warning, and it's possible that you made a mistake by purpose or realizing it; this is simply a reminder for your information. If the action continues deliberately, then a warning will be issued. Thanks for farting and keep pooping.

Ya, you deserved that

Per BWOF above. 07:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Wario is fat
Wario was walking one day. I don't know why stories start like that, but whatever. Anyway, Wario saw a blue tent and he saw two humanoid critters named Clark and Stanley. Someone set off a bomb, and there was a huge explosion and Clark and Stanley were sent flying. Wario wondered why and how this happened. He ate some marshmallows and he saw the tent explode. It was a huge explosion and the tent reappeared, exploded again, reappeared, exploded again. The cycle doesn't stop.

A ship arrived at the area Wario is in. Baby Luigi appeared to be driving that ship and he saw Wario just sitting there. Why was Wario just sitting there, he pondered. He then saw the exploding tents and Clark and Stanley (whom both respawned) flew out of there. Baby Luigi said, What-the, and he beamed down from his ship.

He carried some useful equipment to defend him from hostile groups. There was the Grox; he didn't like them. They were hostile to him, so he decided to destroy them. Anyway, the equipment he carried was a large gun that enabled him to use a Pulse Blast and it could wipe out enemies before they had the chance to get to him. If that doesn't work, he has a more powerful weapon, a Missile Launcher, that can wipe out groups of enemies. He also has an Energy Slasher. All of this requires energy, so he carries Energy Boosting and Energy Recharging equipment. He can fly with Jet Packs and soar with Gliding Pack. He has a Freeze Blaster, which makes his opponents frozen and easy targets.

As Baby Luigi beamed down, Wario gazed at a fire and he decided to sit on it. It wasn't pleasant for Wario; he leapt up, screamed, and ran towards Baby Luigi. Baby Luigi screamed and Wario crushed him with his immense weight. Wario grabbed Baby Luigi and used his farting attack which sent them flying to the sky. Baby Luigi screamed and his ship followed him.

Baby Luigi did not know what happened next, but he knew that he landed in a completely, horizon-less pink planet. Mario was there; what was he doing here? That's right: he is a conqueror and he is great friends with the mighty, omnipotent Baby Luigi empire. Mario realized that Baby Luigi was in harm and he decided to follow Wario.

To Wario, all seemed confusing. Wario farted off and landed on this strange pink planet. Mario signaled them to go north and they followed north.

At the top of the planet, they encountered something totally unexpected...

.....

I don't know. Do you?


 * Yes, it's the Black Door of Death!!!. 05:20, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Waluigi, duh! 05:21, 23 July 2010 (UTC)


 * And then After they entered the Black Door of Death they found something fishy. First of all, the almighty Poochy, as everyone calls it, is somewhat insulting changed. He decided to put a heading from Wario's intestines (I don't know how, but he did it somehow) and put it there in the middle of the talk page before LGM archived and signed KS3 . I knew it was fake, and so did they, but the number 2257 fell in the middle of the Talk page. So the duo turned around and saw... Cackletta! She was walking next to Waluigi, making some kissing noise ...


 * And she threw her arms out. Baby Luigi immediately ran behind Wario and Wario absorbed all the thunderbolts Cackletta shot out. Baby Luigi pointed his gun at Cackletta and shot it, but unfortunately, Cackletta ate the Energy Blast. The Almighty Poochy just turned around and ate the numbers 2257 because they are pointless numbers and the Poochy itself was pointless because it appeared in what, 1 game?


 * Waluigi was very absorbed with his ballerina skills. He started dancing around the room in a tutu, so that made Mario hesitate and cover Baby Luigi's eyes, as little boys aren't supposed to be seeing this. Mario took out his own Heat Seeking Missile Launcher, aimed it at Waluigi and blasted it. Waluigi screamed, "Waluigi.........RUINED!!!" and face-planted on the floor (he's still wearing a tutu). Cackletta was angry and said, "Why did you ruin an entirely good performance, I liked that!" Mario and Baby Luigi looked at each other and wrinkled their faces. Someone liking Waluigi's dancing? Ew.

Then Cackletta threw another lightning bolt and Wario ate it. She then grew large and started making abysses appear out of nowhere, which led the trio somewhere else (and the Almighty Poochy 2257)............

To Mario's big, fat smelly mouth. 05:41, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
 * After that, They teleported back to whatever you're talk archive horror and left Cackletta and Waluigi marrying eachother and going into a black hole in Wario's stomach. The the Trio met Peach and the Quadrio or Quado or whatever went to get Kirby. Kirby was trying to Get the Dream Land back, while Yoshi came walking the other way. The 6 people + Poochy decided to camp outside in the open in Peach's Backyard... 05:46, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

They met this knife sitting on Kirby's Pillow, which turns out to be Sonic the Hedgehog, and Sonic said "Ow!!!" Sonic then tried to steal the knife, which turns out to be Percy Jackson's Riptide, and Percy jackson appears and gets it back. Then Lord Voldermort appears and tried to kill everyone, but Wario just ate him. Afterwards, Fawful appears and Mario starts attacking him. Baby Luigi said to Mario to stop attacking Fawful. Then they became friends and their next stop is Carvahall from the sucky movie and found out that Murtagh already destroyed it. Now this weird group is in the middle of nowhere but they find another sword called Zarroc and brought it over to the Ancient Minister. He said that nothing is worth it now because of Tabuu... 05:56, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Afterwards, Mario said that he is bored and that he needs to eat something. So he ate a lot of pasta and everyone except for him got kidnapped by Bowser. Luckily everyone except for Peach excaped, and [snip] (there was supposed to be LGM's very long story, but it caused the last talk page to be archived, so no, not going to be on here) [/snip]. Then the last LGM's long story happened, with User:Red Shell 68066vr's long story with it (or it is mines?). Then Romeo and Juliet happened, and just when they were about to commit suicide Baby Luigi teleported them to modern day Somalia. Since they were in the middle of a pirate ship they committed suicide anyways. Then Wario went into the story and killed all the rest of the people in there. After that, some R.O.B.s came over from Mario Kart DS, which has bad graphics anyways, and started to try to kill Bedlem, but Dooplex (or however you spell the ghost's name) blocked and died as a result. Then this complainer interfered with the so called story and set up the commercial about "how this wiki is going to die", in the middle of Great Expectations, which Wario ate the characters anyways. Then Ebenezer Scrooge came here and start hating everyone and bossing everyone around. Then the 3 ghosts or whatever came here and took him on a vast jounery. Tom Sawyer came here with a random black cat from Napowan, Wisconsin, and it scratched Wario in the face. It DID NOTHING!!! Now, this Wheel Of Fortune uploader on Youtube randomly decides to create a stuffdestroyer named Willy and claims that he has autism, but when I ask him a few months ago for a project on autism for class, he deleted my comment. Bad, Wayoshi, bad. Just wait and see what happens when he comes here at Friday the 13th, August, 2010. Daniel Webster, the dictionarymaker guy, is an old guy, but please look at Wario, he voted to keep him!!! Probably some premature aging and some disease I read on scientific american. Now, for the drumroll... Saudy!. Let's welcome all the old people back to Baby Luigi's world. Only problem, Bowser's raiding Toad Town and Rogueport, and everyone from the UnMarioWiki is teasing us, expecially this user named Sixeightyseventyone. . Welcome, YellowYoshi###, to the rescue. Time to repel Bowser Dark Star with Welcome Message Attack. Also, Aurum, please user Fake Message Box attack against the evil Darth Vader, except we're getting off track, so then Baby Luigi woke up to see a full fledged battle in the Korean War. Nintendo wouldn't allow that, but thanks to Microsoft, the UnMarioWiki was created, and Rareware got the DK games back. Traveling back to the War of the Austrian Succession, we see Luigi fighting against the awesome King Boo. Baby Luigi decided to assist King Boo anyways, because Baby Luigi changed his name legally to Baby Weegee in California. Mario was assisting the USA against the communist dictatorship North Korea, which is still dictatorship today. Daisy was randomly in Mario Party 8, who just ate The Weegee Candy, and turned into a bunch of weegees. Bowser kidnapped Peach again, and Mario had to go to the Vietnam War to fight Bowser, in the middle of the Vietnam War. (No one is on anyone's side, because they are on opposite sides, and Vietnam won't allow any foreign games in the 1970s. Dear everyone, but Willy the Conquerer conquered England, bringing feudalism to England. Europe was in the state of war because of the feudalism, a thing caused by after Charlemagne lost control. Again, we lost track of it. But eventually, a person, and his wife took over the whole of France Italy and crowned themselves as king. Because they were Japanese from the future, everyone tried to assassinate him, but failed epicly. Now, the reason why they failed epicly is because of Kirby's epic yarn, which made the fail epic. Kirby eventually took over Sicily and took over Italy, knocking Mario and Peach from their positions. Now, they decided to become King of France, but everyone considered them Italians. Link, the King of Germany, decided to do something about it. Now, As Baby Mario woke up from this nightmare, I shall coin it, Wario was still walking for some reason I do not know. Baby Mario noticed the last thing he wanted to see... The Vandal/Troll/Sock Peachycakes!!! (not this user). A full fledged battle occured, while Wario walked slowly away towards Peach's Castle. Peachycakes blew up a piece of TNT, and Baby Luigi came rushing to see what happened. All that they saw was Peachycakes, dead, Willy on Wheels, continuing to battle. Creating 2 puppets, Willy, and King Willy MCCCXXXVII, they vandalized the area around it. Suddenly, help arrived, from Bucken-Berry!... 06:43, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Dear LeftyGreenMario,

If this story is starting to sound weird, it should. It is my nature to start writing something random in the middle of a story. Someone by the name of Wayoshi somehow inspired me, go check the main page archive, somewhere like 12 or something. I apologize for writing random stuff on you're random talk page, I kinda overreacted on 2257's edit on you're old talk page. ( $%^& you God )

Sincerely,

... -

Hey, I don't have to sign it up there, I can sign it down there:

Dry Bones 225 (talk) Contributions 07:02, 23 July 2010 (UTC) Oh yeah, and Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba.

KS3

That was the most random story ever. It's still funny!!!

More Warnings
It might be a bit outdated, since that user was either retired or blocked, so don't get mad over you're alliance with a number.

Here's another one


 * Can you please type YOUR correctly? It makes a whole lot easier for my brain >.< -KS3
 * Okay... Xzelion

COOL!!
You live in Cali too? That's awesome! So. Cal or Northern california?

Southern California!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11! 04:12, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

SAME HERE!!!! 1337!!!! I'm not surprised you're a girl. My cousin lieks Mario and Luigi. She used to be a dieheart Peach fan, but turned a new leaf. lol. I don't like peach for three reasons: She has an ANNOYING voice, she's a complete priss, and she gets herself kidnapped WAY too much!!!!! And she's not even pretty!


 * If you hate her that much, why don't you just beat in 100-0 in Mario Strikers Charged or something. I mean, that's what I did a few days ago. Besides, Daisy is awesome in that game. 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

LOL 04:21, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Here's a userbox if you want it. ;P