User:BubbleLemon

 ''' WELCOME TO MY USER PAGE, MINIONS! '''

About your master
So, I'm Bowser Junior, Bowser's son, prince of World 8, Dark Land. I live with my dad and my "grandfather", Kamek. I have 10 years old and I like to make troubles (like kidnap my mother). My favorite food is Cookies and Candies. I like to draw, play video game, follow my dad in everywhere, and I HATE MARIO! He should be smashed and stomped, like Goombas and kicked like Koopas HAHAHAHAHA Anyway, I'm always with my dear Clown Car and wearing my bandana, decored by myself. I love stop in various UserPages and steal something, like Itens, Stars, Yoshis Eggs, cookies... candies... cookies and candies.... I don't remember the rest. So, take care, you can be my next victim BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

Games I played
Super Mario Sunshine - I loved destroy Delfino Isle, I learned how to draw there. Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - WITH A LITTLE AGE, I WAS DRIVING A CAR!! Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour - Daddy couldn't leave me at castle, so, I went with him. Mario Power Tennis - HAHAHA I FOUND MY PAINT BRUSH!! I PAINTED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!! AHAHAHA Mario Superstar Baseball - Baseball is boring, is so easy, I'M VERY STRONG FOR THIS! New Super Mario Bros. - HAHAHAHA was very funny, I never ran so much in my life. Hah, dad's death let me be the MAJOR ANTAGONIST! (I was alone, again.) Mario Hoops 3-on-3 - HAHAHAHHAHA PEOPLES FROM FINAL FANTASY TO BEAT!!! AHAHAHHAH Mario Strikers Charged - I'M PRETTY GOOD IN THIS GAME! I put that ball in Kritter's face every time! Super Mario Galaxy - I WAS VERY TALL! I GET A AIRSHIP AND A ARMADA TOO!! And met Rosalina, the Blond-Emo-girl-in-blue. Mario Party DS - BORING GAME. They kidnapped me and my dad. This is unacceptable. Mario Kart Wii - I DROVE A CAR AND A BIKE! I was the worst driver in this game...too bad for me. Mario Super Sluggers - I TRANSFORMED DAISY IN A STATUE! HAHAHAHAHAAH I kidnapped my mom, got a new submarine stage, a big playroom and candies in the ending party. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games - I WAS BOUND TO GO IN THAT SH*T. Boring. New Super Mario Bros. Wii - HAHAHAHHAH KOOPALINGS SAW MY INCREDIBLE CLOWN CAR AND MY AIRSHIP! I kidnapped my mom, again. Super Mario Galaxy 2 - HAHAHAHA WAS NICE LIKE THE OTHER. I got my new Cockpit! It's modern, but Mario destroyed it. Damn. Mario Sports Mix- AGAIN, MORE FINAL FANTASY PEOPLE TO BEAT! In this time, at "Dodge ball" hehehe... Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games - I was bound, again. Boring. Fortune Street - I WAS BOUND AND THIS IS BORING. Mario Party 9 - That was a little bit more nice. MY DAD LET ME APPEAR MORE TIMES AND I COULD STEAL SOME MINI STARS AND BEAT THE PEOPLE! Mario Tennis Open - WTF? What my Baby mother was doing there? Boring.

Family
Bowser: My daddy. He's MY DAD. MY DAD IS EVIL. EVIL LIKE ME AND I WILL BE EVIL LIKE HIM ONE DAY! Peach: My "mom". Pinkish. Like ~le girl's voice: "omg, Mario! Save me, my sweetie! Help me, please" or "thank you, Mario, I love you! ~le kiss" ¬¬ I hate it. Kamek: My "grandfather". Koopalings: My "siblings".
 * Larry: Lazy. He wasn't helping the rest of the Koopalings when my dad was... was... defeated?
 * Morton Jr.: ...I don't know, he punch me a lot.
 * Wendy: I hate her. Hate. Hate. Hate. I hate every type of girls.
 * Iggy: Strange.
 * Roy: ...He's pink.
 * Lemmy: I'M TALLER THAN HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAH AND I'M YOUNGEST!
 * Ludwig: He is nerd and n00b. But he helped me with my machine's construction.

Friends Minions
If you want work for me, please leave a message here. I always accept it, I love earn a new minion hehehe! This is my Userbox: MINIONS AND RIVALS
 * LuigiBlubber RIVAL: My first rival! This is awesome!
 * ShellMario MINION: The worst minion, ever.
 * MarioManiac164 Kind of friend, RIVAL I guess: LuigiBlubber's Friend, sorce of koopa shell.

To-do list

 * Find my dad's User.
 * Find my mom's User.
 * Find Mario's User.
 * Find Luigi's User - LuigiBlubber.
 * Find Toad's User.
 * Find Yoshi's User. - SmartYoshi/SuperYoshiBros.
 * Find my "siblings"' User.
 * Find my aunt's User.

Things I stole
Here, I will put my precious things. You'll know that I stole you when I appear in your User Talk and put this:  TOO BAD, BOWSER JR. STOLE YOUR _________  LET'S SEE:

WAYS TO GET YOUR THINGS BACK
 * When you can be my minion/friend/kind of friend, like MarioManiac/rival;
 * When you have my respect;
 * When you are a good minion;
 * When you win a battle against me - Your lost item + Grand Star. (I'm not easy)

The End.
THE END. See ya, and take care with your things.