Colonel Roy Campbell

Colonel Roy Campbell (also known Col. Roy Campbell, Roy Campbell or simply Colonel) is a recurring character from the Metal Gear Series, and a former member of FOXHOUND. Snake's commanding officer and close friend, was introduced in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake.

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he informs Snake of his invitation to the Super Smash Bros. tournaments, and he analyzes some characters in the game, like Wario or Mario, giving tips to Snake about them.

About Mario

 * Colonel: Snake, you know who that is?
 * Snake: You're kidding right? It's Mario.
 * Colonel: Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.
 * Snake: Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle, huh.
 * Colonel: This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Now get out of there and show him what you're made of. No regrets.
 * Snake: Got it

About Wario

 * Snake: This guy kind of gives me the creeps.
 * Colonel: That's Wario, Snake. Wario first appeared as Mario's rival, but he really made his name in the WarioWare games. Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just damage you take from it.
 * Snake: What do you mean, Colonel?
 * Colonel: Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. So try not get caught in his mouth. Once that smell gets on you, it'll stick to you for quite a while.
 * Snake: That's a scary thought.
 * Colonel: He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.
 * Snake: By... farting?! (sudden fit of rage) Are you kidding me?!
 * Colonel: Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge, watch out.

About Luigi

 * Snake: That guy with the mustache...
 * Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?
 * Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!
 * Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.
 * Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!
 * Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
 * Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
 * Colonel: La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo!
 * Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!

Coooooooloneeeeeel!

Trivia

 * Like in the Metal Gear series, the Codec frequency to talk with the Colonel in Super Smash Bros. Brawl is 140.85