User:Waluigi Freak 99

Basic Info About Me
I am a member of the Super Mario Wiki. My favorite character is, as my username implies, Waluigi, and, as such, I frequently works to perfect his article, although I also am involved in various other projects. I have recently returned to the wiki after a considerably long absence. I am extremely funny, smart, tough, suave, and attractive. Michael Jackson secret envies me.

Murder for Hire
One day, Waluigi had a grand scheme. He decided to steal the Music Keys. These keys could make Waluigi a great dancer, and he would be able to impress the ladies. So, Waluigi went to Truffle Towers. Along the way, he bumped into Princess Daisy. He began hitting on her, and, apparently, his pick-up lines worked, as she made a date with him. Forgetting all about the Music Keys, Waluigi challenged her to a baseball game.

Waluigi charged up a special Liar Ball pitch. He took a baseball and a Whiskered Eggplant and threw them at Daisy. Daisy hit the eggplant with the bat and struck out. The eggplant met with the bat with a SPLAT! and landed on the ground. Daisy couldn't bear to see the smashed eggplant littering the baseball diamond and bent to pick it up. What she didn't know, however, was that those who touch the Whiskered Eggplant lose their lunches! Daisy emptied the contents of her stomach on the field and went home with food poisoning, refusing to return any of Waluigi's phone calls. She vowed to get revenge on Waluigi and hired a hit man.

She looked up a hit man in the Yellow Pages and found a person who would do the job. She called him and arranged a meeting in a back alley in Rougeport. She was shocked to find that the hit man was. . . Mario! Pulling out his trusty hammer, he asked her who he was assigned to.

Mario walked up to Waluigi's door and knocked on it three times, good and hard. Waluigi, who was in the middle of a bath, sighed, got out, and opened the door in his towel. Mario didn't even give Waluigi a chance to fight back. He smashed Waluigi with his hammer and left. The deed was done.

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