User:Moe-Eye

It is I, Moses the Moe-Eye. I am but a humble head, born in the hot and sandy kingdom of Tostarena. Up until a few years ago, I lived a normal, Moe-notonous life... I waddled around, occasionally took off my shades, and tended to my cactus garden. But one day, a Moe-mentous experience occured, which changed my life forever. All of a sudden, a pudgy Moe-stachioed man clad in red fell from the sky! I was startled, and tried to flee, but he threw his hat at me... and something almost indescribable happened. He entered me! I know, I must sound crazy, but something happened in that second. He took over my mind and body! He walked me around and wore my shades. He even took me up to the pillars, which are forbidden to us Moe-Eyes. There, he used me to grab coins and a moon-shaped tile... and all at once left me, jumping out of my body, off of the pillar, and onto the sand. I was conscious the whole time. Moe-st other Moe-Eyes would have been petrified with fear, but I was exhilarated! I had always been a boulder Moe-Eye than my friends, and the experience sent a surge of excitement through me! Now, I have devoted my life to discovering the secrets and Moe-steries of this wonderful pheno-Moe-non known as "capture". I hope my research is of use to you citizens of kingdoms far and wide. Someday, I too hope to travel the world and have my own adventures. But, until then, I sit here on the sand, and dream.

And tend to my cactus garden when I have some spare time.