List of Mario quotes

This is a list of quotes by Mario.

General

 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "Okey-dokey!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "It's-a me, Mario!"

Mario is Missing!

 * "Come on, 'bro, you're dragging."
 * "We're there. All I can see are turtle tracks. Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two?"
 * "I'm going in, 'bro. Those krazy Koopas must be stopped or all this will soon be puddles!"
 * "Luigi, can't talk long. Bowser doesn't know my videophone still works for calling out. I don't know where he's keeping me. Sewage! He's coming back. Later!"
 * "Yo, 'bro. Just calling to check up. Looks like Bowser is raising his prices. Seems he can't collect enough ransom to pay for the hairdryers since you've been foiling his plans. Keep up the good work -- and get me outta here as soon as you can!"

Mario Teaches Typing 2

 * "Look, I don't got no tonsils."

Hotel Mario

 * "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?"
 * "Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!"
 * (reading Bowser's note) "Dear pesky plumbers: The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
 * "We gotta find the princess!"
 * "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!"
 * "Looks kinda peaceful."
 * "Hey, princess!"
 * "Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check."
 * "A-ha! Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"
 * "That oughta do it!"
 * "Where'd she go?"
 * "Gee, it's kinda dark..."
 * "No?"
 * "Uh-oh!"
 * "Where am I?"
 * "Get ready to catch her!"
 * "She's up there!"
 * "It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em! Get the hint?"
 * "Hey you! Get offa my cloud!"
 * "It's been one of those days... Come on, Luigi!"
 * "We ain't afraid of no Koopas!"
 * "Hurry!"
 * "Aha! Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors!"
 * "Spooky..."
 * "Where's the Princess?"
 * "Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!"
 * "So this is where Wendy hid the real coins!"
 * "That wasn't so hard, was it?"
 * "Look!"
 * "This is it, Luigi!"
 * "Remember, where there's smoke..."
 * "You're the best player ever!"

Super Mario 64
Lines used exclusively in international releases marked with *. Shindō exclusive line marked with **.


 * "So long, King-a Bowser!"*
 * "Here we go!"
 * "I'm-a tired..."*
 * "It's-a me, Mario!"
 * "Hello!"*
 * "Bye-bye!"**
 * "Press Start to play!"*
 * "Let's-a go!"*
 * "Nighty nighty. Ah, spaghetti. Ah, ravioli. Ahh, mama mia."*
 * "Game over!"*
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Boing!"
 * "Thank you so much for-to-playing my game."
 * "Wow, an invitation from Peach! I'll head out right away. I hope she can wait for me!" (Manual, page 4)
 * "Hmmm, something's not quite right here... It's so quiet..." (Manual, page 4)
 * "Who's there?! I've heard that voice somewhere before..." (Manual, page 4)
 * "I think I hear someone calling. What secrets does this painting hold?" (Manual, page 5)
 * "A plan this maniacal, this cunning...this must be the work of Bowser!" (Manual, page 5)
 * "Well, Bowser's not gonna get away with it, not as long as I'm around!" (Manual, page 5)

Super Mario Advance
Some of these quotes are also used in Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2 and Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3.
 * "Super Mario 2!"
 * "Super Mario USA!" (Japan only)
 * "Mario Bros.!" (with Luigi)
 * "Here I come."
 * "Woo-hoo! Just what I needed."
 * "Da da da da thum!"
 * "Lucky."
 * "A crystal!"
 * "No problem!"
 * "I'm moving now!"
 * "What a tasty treat."
 * "Bravo!"

Super Mario Sunshine

 * "Super Mario Sunshine! Wahoo!"
 * "Looks like a giant—" (Japan only)
 * "Looks like Mario's gonna have to find a job." (Japan only)
 * "Wake up!"
 * "The horror."
 * "Arrivederci!"
 * "Hoooooot!!!...hot! hot!"
 * "Boy, oh boy..."
 * "Wowzer!"
 * "Watch it!"
 * "Too Cool!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Sweet!"
 * "Another door?"
 * "Perfect 10!"
 * "It's-a fun!"
 * "Way to go!"
 * "Oh, my head..."
 * "Hello, door!"
 * "I'm beat..."
 * "Aren't I done yet?"
 * "There's MORE?!?
 * "Open salami!"
 * "Oh, man..."

New Super Mario Bros.

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Let's-a play!" (When choosing a file)
 * "That's-a so nice!" (When completing a level)
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Woohoo!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Oh no!" (Time's up)

Super Mario Galaxy

 * "Thank you so much for-to-playing my game."

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Let's-a play!" (When choosing a file)
 * "It's-a go time!" (When entering a Tower, a Castle or an Airship)
 * "Oh, yeah, Mario time!" (When completing a level)
 * "New Super Mario Brothers... WIIHII!!" (When selected from Wii menu)
 * "Here we go again!" (When using a continue)
 * "All right!" (When coming back in a bubble after having 0 lives)
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Woohoo!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Yahoohoo!" (When completing )
 * "See you soon!" (After the credits)
 * "Uh-oh, no!" (When dying in a level)
 * "Oh no!" (Time's up)
 * "Ouch-ouch-ouch!" (When falling in the lava)
 * "Oh, yeah!" (When successfully completing a level in multiplayer or with a saved Toad, or when getting the most coins in the credits)
 * "Mario number one! Woohoo!" (After defeating a boss)
 * "Hoo hoo, this way!" (When finding a secret exit)
 * "Get me out of here!" (While in a bubble)

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 * "Thank you so much for playing my game!"

Super Mario 3D Land

 * "Let's-a go!" (Recycled from the New Super Mario Bros. series)
 * "Let's-a play!" (Recycled from the New Super Mario Bros. series)
 * "Oh, no!" (When Bowser escapes with Peach in the castle of World 8)
 * "*sigh* Mamma mia!" (Before chasing Bowser in the castle of World 8)
 * "Yes!" (When choosing to continue after a Game Over)

New Super Mario Bros. 2

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Let's-a play!" (When choosing a file)
 * "It's-a go time!" (When entering a Tower, a Castle or an Airship)
 * "Oh, yeah, Mario time!" (When completing a level)
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Woohoo!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Yahoohoo!" (When completing or )
 * "Oh, no!" (In the intro when Peach is kidnapped)
 * "Come on, Luigi!" (In the intro while chasing the Koopalings)
 * "Super Mario Bros.!" (in sync with Luigi if they defeat Bowser together)
 * "Uh-oh, no!" (When dying in a level)
 * "Oh no!" (Time's up)
 * "Ouch-ouch-ouch!" (When falling in the lava)
 * "Mario number one! Woohoo!" (After defeating a boss)
 * "Hoo hoo, this way!" (When finding a secret exit)

New Super Mario Bros. U

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Let's-a play!" (When choosing a file)
 * "It's-a go time!" (When entering a Tower, a Castle or an Airship)
 * "Oh, yeah, Mario time!" (When completing a level)
 * "All right!" (When coming back in a bubble after having 0 lives)
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Woohoo!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Yahoohoo!" (When completing The Final Battle)
 * "Uh-oh, no!" (When dying in a level)
 * "Oh no!" (Time's up)
 * "Ouch-ouch-ouch!" (When falling in the lava)
 * "Mario number one! Woohoo!" (After defeating a boss)
 * "Hoo hoo, this way!" (When finding a secret exit)
 * "Get me out of here!" (While in a bubble)

Super Mario 3D World

 * "Super Mario..." (with Luigi, Peach, and Blue Toad) "3D Wooooorld!" (without Luigi, Peach, and Blue Toad) "Meow!" (Title screen)
 * "Fight time!" (Enemy blockade)
 * "It's about time!" (Starting a castle)
 * "Let's do this!" (Starting a tank/train)
 * "Meow-meow!" (Cat Mario)
 * "Meow-reow!" (Cat Mario)
 * "Hoo-hoo!" (Completing a level)
 * "Ha-ha!" (Completing a boss level)
 * "Meow!" (Completing a level as Cat Mario)
 * "Alright!" (Collecting a Green Star/Stamp)
 * "Excellent!" (Collecting a Green Star/Stamp)
 * " Hee-hee!" (Collecting a Green Star/Stamp)
 * "It's-a me!" (Double Mario)
 * "I did it!" (Mario switch)
 * "Oh-a, no-a!" (Dying)
 * "Whaaaaaa!" (Falling into a pit)
 * "Hot-hot-hot-a!" (Falling into lava)
 * "Ah, Princess-a, what a beautiful evening." (While watching the fireworks explode in the opening cutscene)
 * "Ta-daa!" (After he and Luigi fixed a clear pipe)
 * "Wait!" (After Bowser escapes with the last Sprixie Princess he caught)

Super Mario Odyssey

 * "Thank you so much for-to-playing my game."

Super Mario Maker 2

 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Okey-dokey!"
 * "Oh, yeah, Mario time!"
 * "Mamma mia..." (When Undodog accidentally activated Reset Rocket in the Story Mode's opening cutscene)

Mario Kart 64

 * "Hee hee! I got it!"
 * "Yeah! Ha ha ha!"
 * "Okey-dokey!"
 * "Hey, you're very good! See you next time!"

Exclusive to the international release

 * "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
 * "Mario Grand Prix!"
 * "Time Trials!"
 * "Versus."
 * "Battle."
 * ''"Select the level."
 * "Select your player."
 * "Select map."
 * "Data."
 * "Option."
 * "Ok?"
 * "Congratulations!"

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * ''"Wahoo! I'm the winner!"
 * ''"Okey-dokey. Mario get you next time!"
 * ''"It's-a Mario time!"
 * ''"Take-a this!"
 * ''"Take-a that!"
 * "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!
 * ''"Mario!"
 * "Niiiiiiiiiiiintendooooooooo! Wahoooooooooo!"
 * "That's-a so nice!"
 * "Hooray!"
 * "Presto!"
 * "Wha-wha-wha-wha-WAHOO!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Whoo-hoo! Lucky Mario!"
 * "Fantastico!"
 * "That's a great!"
 * "Welcome to Mario Kart!"

Mario Kart Wii

 * "Mario Kart Wii! Wahoo!" (Opening sequence)
 * (with Luigi and Peach) "Mario Kart Wii!" (Without Luigi and Peach) "Wahoo!" (Wii Menu)
 * "Mario time!"
 * "Mario, yeah!"
 * "Come on!" (Opening sequence)
 * "I'm-a gonna get you!" (When using a Super Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * "Ohhhh. Mamma mia!"
 * "Oh, no. I lose."
 * "Watch out!"
 * "Go, Red Team!"
 * "Oh, yeah, blue team!"
 * "Yeah, Mario wins! Wahoo!"
 * "Mario number one! Hoho!"
 * "Okey-dokey! Yahohoo!"
 * "I got you!"
 * "Hot, hot, hot, hot!"
 * "Oh hot, oh hot, hot, hot, hot!"
 * "Yes! Yahoo!"
 * "Oh, yeah! Hoho! Wahoo!"
 * "Bye-bye!"
 * "Oh, mamma, ohhhh!"
 * "Aw, mamma. Ohohohoho! (cries)"

Mario Kart 7

 * "Mario Kart 7!"
 * "Thanks for playing! Way to go!" (After winning all cups)
 * "Thanks for playing! You're the best! Ha ha!" (After winning all cups with at least 1 Star Ranking)
 * "Okey-dokey. Mario, Mario!" (2nd to 4th place)
 * "Hey, yeah, I did it!" (2nd to 4th place)
 * "It's okay, I'll get you next time." (2nd to 4th place)
 * "Mario loses, oh ho ho ho... (cries)" (5th to 8th place)
 * "Ah, mamma mia..." (5th to 8th place)
 * "Oh, no! No, no, no!" (5th to 8th place)

Mario Kart 8

 * "Mario Kart 8!" (Title screen)
 * "Start your engines!" (Alternate title screen)
 * "Hey! Thanks for playing!" (End of Mario Kart 8 demo)
 * ''"Okie-dokie!"'(When selected)
 * "Nice play!"
 * "Whoo hoo! Good play!" (Finishes in 2nd–6th place)
 * "Thank you so much!" (Finishes in 2nd–6th place)
 * "Here we go!" (Gliding)
 * "Wheels up!" (When entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Up we go!"
 * "Oh, no!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "How?" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Ha ha ha! Bye-bye!" (Slipstreaming)
 * ''"Whoo hoo! That's-a great! (Slipstreaming)
 * ''"Mario number one! (Finishing at 1st place)
 * "All right!"
 * "See you later!"(when passing a pilot)
 * "Buh-bye!"(when passing a player)
 * "Mama mia!"
 * "Gotcha!"(when an item hits a pilot)
 * "Can't catch me!"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "Oh yeah, oh yeah!"(Finishes in 2nd-6th place)
 * ''"Hoo hoo! Let's-a go!"' (When a battle starts))

Mario Party 3

 * "Yahoo! Mario's the winner!"
 * "I am more courageous than any—even you!"
 * "No one can match my courage!"
 * "But I'm always the hero!"
 * "Ohh, I lost."
 * "Good choice!"
 * "Hoo hoo, I got it!"

Mario Party 4

 * "Yes! I'm the winner!"
 * "Ohh, I lost."
 * "I'm-a the Party Star!"
 * "Huh...?"
 * "Let's-a party!"
 * "Good choice!"
 * "Hoo hoo, I got it!"

Mario Party 5

 * "Yes! I'm the winner!"
 * "Ohh, I lost."
 * "Good choice!"
 * "Hoo hoo, I got it!"

Mario Party 6

 * "Yes! I'm the winner!"
 * "Ohh, I lost."
 * "I've-a got it! The Stars will help us end [ Brighton and Twila's] fight! We'll throw a Mario Party to fill the Star Bank!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Hey, Stinky!"
 * "I'm-a the winner!"

Mario Party 7

 * "Yes! I'm the winner!"
 * "Ohh, I lost."
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Hey, Stinky!"
 * "I'm-a the winner!"

Mario Party 8

 * "Mario Party 8!" (Wii menu)
 * "Come on!"
 * "Oh, no."
 * "Oh, nohohohoho! (Cries)"
 * "Boo!"
 * "Yah-hah! I got a Star!"
 * "Yeah, Mario is the winner!"
 * "Hoo-hoo! Mario's the winner!"
 * "I'm-a the Superstar!"
 * "We're the Superstars!"
 * "I'm-a gonna win!"

Mario Party 9

 * "Wahaa! Wahoo! Superstar!"

Luigi's Mansion

 * "Get me outta here!"
 * "Ey, Luigi! What's the hold-up?"
 * "Ey, Luigi!"
 * "Yoo-hoo!"

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

 * "Huh? Wah!"
 * "Oooh... ah! Luigi! You save Mario! Way to go! Number one!" (after being saved by Luigi)
 * "That's my bro."

Luigi's Mansion 3

 * "Hey bro! Huh? Oh... Doggy." (When Luigi talks to him at the Lobby and Polterpup eats his slice of cake)
 * "Oh yeah! Yeah! Way to go, Weegee!" (After Luigi saves him, he jumps in his arms and hugs him)
 * "Come on!" (Asking Luigi to follow him and go find Peach)
 * "Luigi, come on! Please, help! Luigi!" (On the roof, begging Luigi to get Peach out of her painting)

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * "It's-a me! I've been on fire lately, but I hope you'll challenge me!"
 * "Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour! Woo-hoo!"
 * "Miss!"
 * "Boo!"
 * "Achoo! Excuse me!"
 * "Move it!"
 * "Go for it!"
 * "You're the best!"
 * "You got it!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong

 * "Ah, that Charles Martinet. Nice Italian boy."
 * "And thanks to all the artists, the music people, everybody!"
 * "All you, it's all you, baby!"
 * "No, you don't! No, you don't!"
 * "Come back here, you big monkey!"
 * "Mario versus Donkey Kong!"
 * "Good job!"
 * "Ha ha! Gotcha!"
 * "Here we go again! Hoo ho!"
 * "Here we go! Again? Again?"
 * "Here, you like? It's a Mini-Mario!"
 * "Hey! Come back here!"
 * "Hey, Donkey Kong! Are you okay?"
 * "Hey, it's okay. Don't cry!"
 * "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
 * "Oh, you Mama Mia (Italian gibberish)"
 * "Let's-a get-a going!"
 * "Mama Mia, time's up! (cries)"
 * "Oh, the engineering. Mama Mia."
 * (whispering) "Oh yeah, don't forget to thank Mr. Miyamoto!"
 * "Stop! Not again!"
 * "Thank you very much for to playing my games-es!"
 * "Okey dokey! (grunts) Let's-a go!"
 * "Way to go!"
 * "We did it! Good job, little guy."
 * "What are you doing? What's going on here?"
 * "Well, that was sure fun! I had a great time, hee hee!"
 * "You know, I gotta say, it's nice to have a little Mini-Mario!"
 * "Let's-a go, little guys!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!

 * "HEY!"
 * "Come on, guys!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!

 * "No!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hey! Come back here, you big monkey!"
 * "Way to go!"
 * "Hey! You! Come back-a here!"
 * "Oh-a, mamma mia..."
 * "Ow! My head!"
 * "Mamma mia!"
 * "What are you doing?"
 * "Let's get-a going!"
 * "Oh, (Italian gibberish)"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Okey-dokey!"
 * "Here we go!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars

 * "Hey! Come back here!"
 * "Eehh?"
 * "Thank you very much!"

Mario Power Tennis

 * "Sorry, Bro." (in an outtake)
 * "Come on!"
 * "Yeow-wo-wo-wo!"
 * "Hey! Mamma mia!" (in the end of opening cutscene)
 * "Aw, mamma mia... oh..."
 * "Bowser Jr.? He got-a first place!"
 * "I love ya so much. I love you!"

Mario Superstar Baseball

 * "Yahoo for me!"

Mario Strikers Charged

 * "Mario Time!"
 * "Mamma Mia. *coughs*"
 * ''"Come on!"
 * "Hwhoa... OH yeah!"
 * ''"YA-HOO!!!" (during intro)
 * "Oh, Wario! *coughs and wheezes*"
 * "Yoohoo!"
 * "Mario! Mario!"
 * "Super Mario!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

 * (selected) "Mario!"
 * (name called in event) "Yahoo!"

Fortune Street

 * "Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
 * "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
 * "Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins..."
 * "Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
 * "Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
 * "How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
 * "Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!"
 * "Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
 * "Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
 * "Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
 * After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
 * After warping:"Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
 * "What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
 * "All right, my turn!"
 * "Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
 * "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
 * To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!"
 * "Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
 * "Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
 * "Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!"
 * After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
 * "I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!"
 * "I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
 * "Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
 * "Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
 * To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
 * (After landing on a Boon Square) "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
 * To Player: "You're off to a great start, (Player's name)!"
 * "Okey-dokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
 * "It’s a race to the finish line! Start your engines!" - (about Mario Circuit)
 * "Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (about The Ghost Ship)
 * "I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!"
 * "Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..."
 * "Looks like a lot of folks came out to see today's game. I’d like to knock this one out of the park!" (about Mario Stadium)
 * "Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach's Castle is the best..." (about Castle Trodian)
 * "Whoa, this place is gonna make my head spin! But, hey... what a view!"
 * "Ah, it's all my little Yoshi friends! How have you been, guys?"
 * "Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (about the Super Mario Bros. theme)
 * "Oh no! Nothing good ever comes out of this creepy castle. I hope I can escape safe and sound!" (about Bowser's Castle)
 * "Slimes everywhere! That's O.K., I suppose... as long as they aren't bad slimes!"
 * "I guess Erdrick is the big cheese around these parts! I tip my hat to you, legendary hero!"
 * "Ha ha! I guess this is the place where I can change my profession... Thanks, but I'm happy being a plumber AND a hero!" (about Alltrades Abbey)
 * "Oh boy, another galactic adventure! Here we go, sailing through space!" (about Starship Mario)
 * To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
 * To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"
 * To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here!"
 * To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
 * To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
 * To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those, Bowser!"
 * To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
 * To Bowser: "I don't want to do this...but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, enemy of mine!"
 * To Bowser: "Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I don't want to do this...but I think we're going to have to work together."
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"
 * To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well... I suppose it could be worse, right?"
 * To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"
 * To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
 * To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
 * To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you’re not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Don't believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
 * To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"
 * To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"
 * To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
 * To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"
 * To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"
 * To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"
 * To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I thought we were friends!"
 * To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
 * To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It’s a good deal for both of us!"
 * To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
 * To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
 * To Toad:  "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"
 * To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
 * To Toad: "Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
 * To Toad: "My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
 * To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn’t planning on stopping here. At least I’m not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
 * To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
 * To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take me money and run, you greedy man!"
 * To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"
 * To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that..."
 * To Wario: "I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"
 * To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"
 * To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, Wario?"
 * To Wario: "You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"
 * To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
 * To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi—just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
 * To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, 'cause it sure is pricey!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I've done for you!?"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"
 * To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"

Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

 * "Stop!"
 * "Wait!"
 * "Oh, Papa Pio..." (defeated)
 * "Huh?" (before one of his Rabbid friends makes fun of him during the song)
 * "Oh yeah, Mario time!"
 * "Mario time! Ho-ho!"
 * "Oh no!"

"Mississippi Madness"

 * "Take a look at this, Pauline! My plan for the most perfect Donkey Kong trap ever devised! All I need is a duck...a hunting dog...a bucket of water...a squirrel cage...some rope...and I'll have that big gorilla right where- ...Huh?"

"Gorilla My Dreams"

 * "That's easier said than done when you're dealing with... "

"The Great Ape Escape"

 * "I'm tired of playing second banana to that sneaky gorilla! Fire when ready!"
 * "Two down and a gorilla to go!"

"How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?"

 * "You bet! When Fuzz Face gets ready to putt, I'll net 'em."

"Greenhouse Gorilla"

 * "Right. I'll distract that creep long enough for Pauline to tell Fur Face what's going on."

"Hairy Parent"

 * "Hey, leave me alone! I'm not an elephant! See? Now split! ...I said split, not sit!" - "Hairy Parent"

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

 * "Hey, paesanos, it's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" (Opening Credits)
 * "Do the Mario!" (Closing Credits)

"The Bird! The Bird!"

 * "I hate to run on an empty stomach!"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

 * "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's raviolis smothered with honey"

"Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"

 * "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!"
 * "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!"

"Rolling Down the River"

 * "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

 * "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him."
 * "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

 * "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!"

"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

 * "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!"

"The Great BMX Race"

 * "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?"
 * "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?"

"Stars in Their Eyes"

 * "Not on my melted mozarrella!

"Jungle Fever"

 * "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!"

"The Fire of Hercufleas"

 * "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!"
 * "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!"

"Pirates of Koopa"

 * "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!"
 * "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Then beat 'em!"

"Two Plumbers and a Baby"

 * * singing* "Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak."

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

 * "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!"

"On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"

 * "I just love food that's spicy!"

"Mario and Joliet"

 * "I always cry at wedding feasts!"

"Too Hot to Handle"

 * "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!"

"Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"

 * "I hope the food's better than the furniture!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

 * "As we say in Brooklyn; Banzai!"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

 * "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!"

"The Unzappables"

 * "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!"

"The Mark of Zero"

 * "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!"
 * "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!"

"The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"

 * "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!"

"The Trojan Koopa"

 * "It's ugly, but it floats!"

"Quest for Pizza"

 * "What? Only one pizza?"

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

 * "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!"

"Plummers Academy"

 * "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!"

"Mario of the Apes"

 * "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!"

"Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"

 * "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?"

"Little Red Riding Princess"

 * "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!"

"The Provolone Ranger"

 * "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!"

"Escape from Koopatraz"

 * "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!"

"Mario of the Deep"

 * "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?"

"Flatbush Koopa"

 * "I guess someday, even Super Mario can't think of everything!"

"Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"

 * "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!"

"Crocodile Mario"

 * "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!"
 * "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!"

"Star Koopa"

 * "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!"
 * "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?"

"Robo Koopa"

 * "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!"

"Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

 * "Ahh! Reptile breath tornado! I'm a goner!"
 * "You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!"
 * "Just what we need, a Miserable Squawking Angry Giant Ninja Parrot."

"Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"

 * "We better get that mummy back where it belongs, before it scares the pasta outta everybody!"
 * "Yuck! A hug from her could be bad for my health! I'd better scram!"
 * "I like long naps, but not that long!"
 * "I can't sleep for ten-thousand years. I'll get too hungry!"

"Princess Toadstool for President"

 * "Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!"
 * "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"

"Never Koop a Koopa"

 * "Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself, they're my most unfavorite things!"
 * "Give it up! We already flew the Koopa!"

"Reign Storm"

 * "Tea? With Koopa? Princess, how can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?"

"Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

 * "Don't be a baby, Luigi."

"Tag Team Trouble"

 * "Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!"

"Oh, Brother!"

 * "Looks like I'm plumber out of luck!"
 * "Brothers. Ya can't live with 'em. Ya can't live without 'em."

"Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"

 * "Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the blink!"

"A Toadally Magical Adventure"

 * "Take a look, Toad. One Super Mario turn of the wrench, and all that stopped up water will run out of your tub faster than Invincible Mario!"

"Misadventures in Babysitting"

 * "Let's show that big bad Boom Boom some of our patented Super Mario super moves!"

"Do the Koopa"

 * "QUIET! You wanna wake the dead? You don't want Koopa to find out we're in his kingdom, do ya?"

"Kootie Pie Rocks"

 * "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!"

"Mush-Rumors"

 * "Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumors."

"The Ugly Mermaid"

 * "I'd rather face a thousand Koopas than one mermaid mackerel with marraige on her mind! But you can't run from your problems forever!"
 * "I'd rather marry a fish than swim with one, Luigi."
 * "I'm just too chicken to be a frog!"
 * "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!"

"True Colors"

 * "We have been king-sized colossal jerks!"

"Recycled Koopa"

 * "Garbage, garbage, on our stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!"

"The Venice Menace"

 * "Hey, Luigi. Never challenge me to a game of underwater horseshoes."
 * "This is no time to be Italian, Luigi! Be Polish!"

"Super Koopa"

 * "Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!"

"The Yoshi Shuffle"

 * "It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!" (Upon seeing Luigi's "Football")

"The Night Before Cave Christmas"

 * "And there's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids who've been good!"

"King Scoopa Koopa"

 * "Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!"

"Mama Luigi"

 * "Ugh. Now I know how a meatball feels..." (Upon being eaten by Yoshi)
 * "Mama? MAMA LUIGI?!? "
 * "You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi!"
 * "Alright, Koopa! Free the princess, or Yoshi, here, will eat your castle, piece by piece until we find her!"

"Bedtime for Drain-Head"

 * "When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!"

"Cloud Nine"

 * "Tea hea... I mean, tee hee!"

"The Doctor Is In... Over His Head"

 * "But I've got drains to drain! Clogs to unclog! Remember... the noble plumber always comes through? Besides, this coat is turning my hair brown!"

"The Buddy System"

 * "You sure that kid's on your side?"

"You Again?"

 * "I wish Luigi were here, I could blame him!"
 * "Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces! What do you call those little things anyway? Tabs? End caps? Plastic nobbie deals?"
 * "Stay away, you guys. I overslept, and I have to save the Princess!"

Super Mario Adventures

 * "Eat cake, shell scum!"
 * "Oh no! It's a pipe-o-rama!"
 * "We are the Mushroom Kingdom's plumbers extraordinaire! The Super Mario Brothers, what a pair! Do you have problems with your pipes? Is your water running right? Are all the fittings screwed down tight? If they aren't, don't despair! The super plumbers will be there! And there's no pipe we can't repair!"
 * "A plumber's work is never done!"
 * Mario: "Hmf m hefhuf! Himf if fu fee! (What a getup! Pink is you, Weege!)" Luigi: "I do think it flatters my complexion."
 * "Why, there's a great big world out there! And as big as the Earth seems, it's just a speck of dust in the universe. Beyond our galactic system are more stars... billions and billions of stars! Troubles of humans and ghosts seem trivial compared to the vastness of the universe."

Super Mario-Kun

 * 「スターなんてまた見つければいいさ. おまえはおれの...たった1人の大切な弟だからな. 」 ("As long as I find that star, it's good. Because you are... my one and only beloved little brother.") (Volume 36, page 130)
 * Stuffwell: 「カケラもきつとそいつが持ってますよ. 」 ("That person is certainly holding a shard, too.") Mario: 「え!? なんで?」 ("Huh!? Why?") Stuffwell: 「ゲームじやだいたいそうですからー. がんばってくださいねー!!」  ("Becaaaause it's generally that way in games. Please go for it!!") Mario: 「いいかげんなやつめ.... 」 ("Ugh, what an irresponsible guy...")

Super Mario: Manga Adventures

 * "C'est toi Wario?!?" (It's you Wario?!?)"''
 * "Eh bien bonjour, enchanté ! Moi c'est Mario, voici ma carte de visite!" (Well, hello! Nice to meet you! This is Mario, here's my visit card!)

Mario Sports Mix press conference

 * "A-meecal! It's-a my pleasure! Hello, everyone! It's-a me, Mario, wahoo! Hello! Hello! Ha ha."
 * "Well, ameegal, first, I'm-a want to say, thank you very much for everyone who made this-a moment possible. The Princess-a Peach, my right hand man Luigi, and the best adviser in the business, Toad. So, starting today, I'm-a super duper excited to be taking my talents to the Mushroom Kingdom in my new game, Mario Sports Mix. Woohoo!"
 * "Well, I'm-a telling Nintendo, we need to make this game super duper! And they said, 'Oh, okey dokey, uh how about-a two sports?' I'm-a said, 'Nah', so they said, 'Uh, how about-a three?' and I said, 'That's okay. But, have you thought about-a four sports-a featuring over the top-a super duper moves with none other than me, Mario?' Woohoo!"
 * "Ah, well, the hardest part was to get all of these all stars on aboard-a. Some, they were easy. Toad, he's always-a hanging around, giving me advice. And-a Luigi, well, he's my bro; he's got nothing to do, and he was up for it. Then, I saved-a Princess Peach and-a Daisy, and I got-a Bowser while I was-a there. Wario, ah, he was-a hard because-a he's-a cuckoo crazy! But once I'm-a mentioned it was not just the volleyball, basketball, and-a hockey, but also the dodgeball, ah ha! He was all set! In fact, I think he said-a, 'I'll do it. Have a rotten day *raspberries*.' Something like-a that."
 * "Woohoo! Fire it away! I'm-a ready for anything!"
 * Responding to "Is it hard to balancing your sports training with princess saving?": "Ha ha ha! Well, I got-a good news! Princess-a Peach (sighs contently), she hasn't been captured for a while. It's our-a longest-a streak-a yet-a. So, Mario's had more time to focus on-a saving the spikes-a and a goals in-a hockey! Ah ha!"
 * Responding to "I have to imagine Princess saving is quite a work-out, though, too." "Oh, yeah, it's a great year-round workout. Mario highly recommends it. Mmm-hm!"
 * Responding to "We've seen you on the tennis and basketball courts, the diamond, and even on the race track. Which of these new sports excite you the most?": "Hmm! That's-a good question. It has to be... dodgeball! I've been always a real fireballer with a shell, or even, the fireballs. Hee hee! So I knew I would be a natural. But, I noticed some of my friends-es are-a taking shots at-a me! Heart-a shots from Princess-a Peach-a, rainbow throws from my old pal Yoshi, and even a few vacuum whizzers sent at me by my fratello, Luigi! Oh!"
 * Reaction to Luigi's "I'm-a tired of-a being Player 2. It's-a my time to shine!": "Ah, Luigi! Ah ha! He's probably taken out of-a context. He loves being my sidekick, hee hee hee!"
 * "Gee, that's funny."

E3 Event

 * "Yeah, now here's a good impression, here: boy, that Sony, it's fantastic! *nose extends* How's that? You don't like my impression?"
 * "Okeydokey, here comes another one, ready? This is a whole movie. Baam bam bam... 'But Rhett, what about-a me?' 'Eh, frankly, a-Scarlett-a, I don't give a *1-up noise*. You liked that?"
 * "You want to hear another one? This one here: Here's-a Johnny! I'm not going to hurt you, Wendy, I'm going to break your *coin noise* neck. You get to hear it? I'm going to break your *coin noise* neck."
 * "Oh, that's all right, I don't give a *coin noise*. A gold coin."
 * "You guys want to hear another impression on a movie? Here comes a good movie; this is a good movie. *Darth Vader noises* 'Luke-ee, come and join the Dark-a Side of the Force!' 'No thank you!' 'Luke-ee! I'm-a you papa!' 'Naw! You not my papa!' 'Yes! I'm-a you papa!' 'Naw! You not-a my papa!' 'I'm-a you papa!' 'You not my papa!' 'I'm-a you papa!' 'You not my papa!' 'I'm-a you papa!' 'You not my papa!' 'Stop saying I'm not you papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with my saber sword!' Chop! 'Oh, papa! Why you chop my hand off with a laser sword! Man!'"
 * "Yeah, if I take that show on the road that's they don't come back!"
 * "Hey, what do you think... wasn't that the best impression of Gone With the Wind you've ever seen?"

San Diego Comic-Con

 * (Responding to a girl's question that Luigi should join the Ghostbusters group) "Hey! That's a good idea! I think he'd be too afraid, you know; if he had to do that every day... yeah, he'd be underneath the bed after. The other night, I'm sitting there, watching the Pokémon movie with him, we're eating popcorn, and all of a sudden, it gets to a scary part, a scary part in the Pokémon movie, ahem, and I say, 'Hello, popcorn? Where's the popcorn? Yoo-hoo, popcorn, where'd you go? Wait a minute, what happened to Luigi? Lui—!' and I look and I saw his little feet hanging out from between the cushions; he got scared; he jumped between the cushions and took the popcorn! I'm like, 'C'mon, Luigi! I don't care if you're scared, but the popcorn's not that scared.' For crying out loud!"
 * "What's my last name? Ah, that's a very good question! Uh...uh... that's right! It's-a Mario. My name-a Mario Mario. Of course, my brother name, a-Luigi Mario. And of course, my mama's-a Mama Mia Mario; my papa Papa Pio Mario. Of course, my grandmama Grandmama Mia Mario, and my grandpapa Grandpa—et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, first name Mario, last name-a Mario. Yahoo!"
 * (Responding to a question about using cement shoes on Sonic) "I don't believe in using cement shoes for my friends, ah ha ha ha."
 * (Responding to "How do you feel about Bowser being in Wreck-It Ralph, but not you?") "Bu-bu-bu-bu Bowser's in a movie, but...? Ohh... I... Gee, I don't mind. *whimpers and cries* No, no, it's okay, I want Bowser to be a star. If he's busy being a star, then he doesn't kidnap the princess quite so much-a."

Charles Martinet's profile on Vine and Instagram

 * Luigi: (looking at a traffic light showing a person walking): "Go, little man, go!"
 * Mario: "Go, little man, go! Oh, he looks green!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, he does!"
 * (traffic light becomes red)
 * Luigi: "Oh. Uh-oh, now he's red!"
 * Mario: "Oh..."


 * Mario: (looks at the suspended cyclist) "Mamma mia! Now that's not a swing you see every day."
 * Luigi: "No, that's not a swing you see every day."
 * Mario: "It's a swingcycle!"
 * Luigi: "Oh, a swingcycle! I like that!"
 * Mario: "Oh yeah!"


 * Luigi: "'' ' Keep off the grass'...
 * Mario: (looks at suspended cyclist) "Yeah, now there's a guy who takes it very seriously, heeheeheeheehee!"


 * Mario: (looking at packaged mushrooms, contemplative) "Makes you think, doesn't it?"
 * Luigi: "Mm-hmm!"


 * Luigi: (at a live llama) "That's, it... it-it-it's a cow!"
 * Mario: "Nononono, that's a llama!"
 * Luigi: "Oh... hello, llama!"
 * Mario: "Is your mama a llama?"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, I, I bet she is!"
 * Mario: "Yeah, of course! Hee hee hee! Hello, little llama!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, little llama! Oh, it's so cute!"
 * Mario: "Yeah!"


 * Mario: "Can you say, 'chorizo'?"
 * Luigi: "Chorizo!"
 * Mario: "I'm glad you could!"
 * Luigi: "Ho-ho!"


 * Mario: "You know what they say, Chile today!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah yeah... hot tamale!"
 * Wario: ".......why?"


 * Mario (looking at cooked crabs): "Look at that guy. He's a CRAB!"
 * Luigi: "He looks grumpy!"
 * Mario: "I think you mean 'crabby', right?"


 * Wario: "Now, this is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree?"
 * Mario: "Wait, wait. Did you say, 'Banano'?"


 * Mario: "I don't know. Why?"
 * Mario: "Mama mia..."


 * Luigi: (looking at a line of live leaf cutter ants): "Look, a-a-a-a cow!"
 * Mario: "No, that-that's not a cow, that's a leaf cutter ant!"
 * Wario: "Why did the leaf cutter ant fall out of the tree?"
 * Mario: "Oh, come on, will you cut it out already?! Look at that, it's so busy!"
 * Luigi: "Oh, and look, that one has a little flower!"
 * Mario:"Oh, must be a princess leaf cutter ant!"


 * Mario: (looking at live leaf cutter ants): "These little guys are very busy, aren't they?"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, it's a very busy day for a leaf-cutter ant."


 * Mario:(looking at a live deer) "It looks like Bambi!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, little Bambi!"
 * Mario: "Huh, so cute!"
 * Luigi: "Oh, yeah! Cute!"


 * Luigi: (at a live albino alligator): "It's a cow..."
 * Mario: "''No, no, it's an albino alligator.
 * Luigi: "Oh... how cute!"
 * Mario: "Mmm-hmm!"


 * Mario: "It's a hibiscus!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, 'biscus!"
 * Mario: "Uh, it's a hibiscus."
 * Luigi: "Oh! hi!"
 * Mario: "Hi!"


 * Luigi: (looking at soup) "It's a bathtub?"
 * Mario: "Oh, oh no, that's a soup."
 * Luigi: "Mmm! Hello, soup!"
 * Mario: "Hello!"


 * Luigi: (looking at boiling soup) "That's not a bathtub."
 * Mario: "Oh, no. It's a soupy."
 * Luigi: "Hello, soupy! Mmmmm..."


 * Mario: "And that, my bro, is the udon"
 * Luigi: "Oh yeah, it's definitely soupy time! (muffled) Ho ho!"


 * Mario: "That was a delicious udon."
 * Luigi: "Oh yeah, that's my friend, Mr. Udon."
 * Mario: (chuckles) "Way, to go, bro!"

Miscellaneous

 * "Ah, Sonic, I love-a Sonic the Hedgehog. We're in the Olympic Games in-a London together this year, having a super-duper fun time." (A child responds, "But I thought he was your enemy!") "Ah, well, he's kind of my arch-uh, my arch-rival, you know, but not really my enemy. I don't really have enemies." (Another child responds, "But what about Goombas?") "Ah, Goombas, well, okay, those are my enemies. That's to say they want to nibble on your toes, you know, and, uh, I go, 'Waaaaa, too many Goombas. You got-a big trouble.' But I highly recommend when you see them at Comic-Con, you jump on top of their heads. But do it on real Goombas; don't jump on somebody's head just because he's wearing a Goomba T-shirt."
 * (Responding to "When you turn small, does Princess Peach still kiss you?") "Oh, yes, she'll still give me a little smoochie-smoochie right on the nose. [...] She say, 'Oh, Mario, even when you're little, you're very cute!'"
 * "I do like-a jumping on the mushrooms. I also like-a picking up the turtle shells and-a throwing them at all the little Goombas."
 * (Responding to "How do you feel about beating your friends up in Smash?") "Oh, my friends in Smash—oh, hey, oh, you know, hey, I, uh, we came to an agreement, you know; Princess Peach and, uh, Luigi; eh, all of us came to an agreement that we're just going to beat us up for fun in that game, and just we all whack each other."
 * (Singing) "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year."
 * (Responding to a child about his favorite item: "The Golden Bone is when you die, a ghost dog will take the bone out of your pocket, while here, and then it'll lick Luigi and he'll be revived.") "Oh, yeah, that's right, that's right! They say that's like it have you seen in this day with somebody in that game called Polterpup." (The child responds, "A... What?") "A Polterpup. I don't know if it's the same dog, but it's a Polterpup, and I think it's gonna be nice to have a little Polterpuppy. Everybody loves a puppy, right?" (The child answers yes) "Oh, yeah. I tell you what. It's-a really fun."