User:Mpeng

How is everyone? I'm Mpeng. Sorry if this page is lousy. I am relatively new to the Mario series - I could hardly tell you what a Yoshi was until the end of 2008 (and they call me smart at home) - but I've been through this wiki quite a bit, so now I think I know what I'm doing here.

I'm somewhere on Wikia, by the same username.

The only console I have as of now is the Wii, which is sort of limiting, but I'm getting better at this.

Great Games

 * Super Mario Galaxy -Really creative. Event the controls were great.
 * Mario Kart Wii -The aggravation of leading the race and then getting blown out of the water is what makes the game fun. If the Internet connection in my basement was better, I'm sure WiFi racing would be a heckuva lot more fun.

OK Games

 * Super Mario Galaxy 2 -As creative like the first one, but these 120 green power stars are ridiculous.
 * Super Paper Mario -Funny (Bowser was the best) but I never caught on to it.
 * New Super Mario Bros Wii -Sort of hard, but not as much of a plot to make it interesting.

Games that I can't stand
Let's face it, the Wii's motion sensing abilities are marginally better than the GameCube's.
 * Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games - Hard to control. I got bored of it after about a half hour.
 * Wii Sport - If Nintendo expected any exercise to come out of this, they were badly, badly mistaken. I once hurt my arm playing baseball. That generally disables one from playing real baseball.
 * One of those limitless Backyard Baseball games - Atari, what is wrong with you? Let me count the ways . ..
 * 1. I can name about five glitches off the top of my head,
 * 2. There are a few baseball rules that were not programmed in,
 * 3. Graphics are probably worse than they were half a decade ago,
 * 4. The size of the fields and players are out of proportion,
 * 5 Don't even get me started on those "custom" players . ..

Milestones (and other stuff) that would be nice
(not counting changes to this user page)
 * 500 edits
 * 1000 edits
 * 2000 edits
 * 5000 edits
 * 10 000 edits
 * 15 000 edits
 * 1 year on this wiki
 * 5 years on this wiki
 * create 10 pages
 * create 20 pages


 * Make this thing a little bit more comprehensive (especially the articles about Mario Kart courses)
 * Clean up all of the screwy verb tense (see below)
 * Be useful

Funny typos
At least, I hope these are typos. It would be nice if nobody thinks it's accepted English to write in two verb tenses in every sentence in a paragraph.
 * "Succeeding the curve is another circulatory room;" "Past the circulatory room" Shouldn't that be "circular?"
 * ". . . magically encased the green dinosaur and his friends in Yoshi Eggs. Many of these eggs are given to Bowser's own children . . ."; "As Mario and Luigi are taking a nap on the beach, Bowser's forces kidnapped the princess . . ." "During the celebrations that followed, the seven liberated Yoshi eggs hatch and become Yoshi Babies . . ." Someone wasn't paying attention when they wrote this thing . ..
 * "This course ''is very lowlands . . . " WHAT???
 * As they awaken in . . . No sense whatsoever.
 * "The Super Mario series has many music." Implying that the word "music" is plural on its own?

Wonderful Nicknames
Oh so wonderful nicknames.

Mario

 * Bananahead, Mpeng
 * Basin Brain, Bowser
 * Butterball, Mr. L
 * Clumsy Crush-a-lot, Zess T.
 * Dumber Plumber, Bowser
 * Drain Brain ,Bowser
 * Drains-for-Brains, Bowser
 * Faucet Face, Bowser
 * Faucet Flop, Bowser
 * Faucet Freak, Bowser
 * Knucklehead, Mpeng
 * Lasagna Lovin' Loser, Bowser
 * Luigi, Pennington
 * Lunkhead, Bowser, Mpeng
 * Macaroni Mouth, Bowser
 * Maria, O'Chunks
 * Mr. Jumpsallthetime, Mr. L
 * Mr. Squishy, Mr. L
 * Muttonhead, Bowser
 * Nozzle Nose, Bowser
 * Pain-in-the-Drain Plumber, Bowser
 * Pesky Plumber, Bowser
 * Pinhead Plumber, Bowser
 * Pipesqueak, Bowser
 * Plumb Bum, Bowser
 * Plumb Dumb, Bowser
 * Plumb Scum, Bowser
 * Provolone Bonehead, Bowser
 * Puny Plumber, Bowser
 * Scum Scrubber, Bowser
 * Sir Stomp-on-Stuff, Zess. T
 * Two-bit Tortellini Taster, Bowser
 * What's-his-face, Mpeng

Bowser

 * His/Your Queasiness, Kamek
 * His/Your Grouchiness, Kammy Koopa
 * His/Your Gnarliness, Kammy
 * His/Your Filthiness,Kammy
 * His/Your Rancidness, Kammy
 * His/Your Awfulness, Kammy
 * His/Your Massiveness, Kammy
 * His/Your Chunkyness, Kammy
 * His/Your Ghastlyness, Kammy
 * Your Ungratefulness, Kamek
 * The Boss of Bwahaha, Nintendo
 * King Dad, Koopalings
 * Koopa Stoopa, Toad and Princess Toadstool
 * His Touchiness, Kamek

Other Garbage

 * Super Mario Bros. was released in Japan on September 13, 1985. I was born exactly a decade later.
 * I think Waluigi is an incredible waste of space.
 * I once drew up a phylogenetic tree (sort of like a family tree) for all of the enemies in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'll put up a picture soon. (And if I can find it ...) A new one is in progress.  Now I've been reduced to making one with Photoshop. This should take a while . ..
 * Toad looks happy while sitting on Bowser.
 * It's very interesting that Nintendo chose to call Dark Matter, the corrosive stuff in the Super Mario Galaxies, "Dark Matter," as seeing as dark matter wouldn't do anything to you if you land in it. Antimatter is the stuff that would cancel your molecules out of existence.
 * Playthroughs are good. Look 'em up on YouTube if you're not sure what I mean. Maybe, with a little luck, you'd stumble across the ones that Brianne the Frank and I have made, but I won't necessarily help you find them. (That's probably counterproductive, as they really, really need views.)
 * One of these days, Nintendo will have to make Toad his own video game.
 * Has anyone figured out how old I am yet?

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