List of Wario quotes

This is a list of quotes by Wario.

General

 * "I hate you."
 * "Wario time!"
 * "Wario wins!"

Wario series

 * Wario here! No offense, but you stink! My Touch Training stage is guaranteed to make you 138 percent less pathetic! (Don't be a disgrace: score over 30 points!) - WarioWare: Touched!
 * This'll be easy. No pressure. Just don't screw up! - WarioWare: Touched!
 * MEH! Not bad... for a chump! - WarioWare: Touched!
 * "BWAHAHAHA!!! Waaaaario here! The other day, I found this crazy stick-thing in those old ruins. I just KNOW it's worth something! All I gotta do now is figure out how it works." - WarioWare: Smooth Moves
 * "WAAAHAHAHA! I'm Wario! This stick-thing is amazing! Just holding it makes my body move! I bet I could make a mint teaching these new moves to everyone in town!" - WarioWare: Smooth Moves
 * "Hey, ! So you have a Form Baton too, huh? There are lots of different forms you can do depending on how you hold it, but I stick with what I know best, the Remote Control! But that's fine by me!" - WarioWare: Smooth Moves
 * "Waaario here with a new bulletin, so listen up! I put a bulletin board up in town for residents to post messages! I don't get my jolies (NSTSC)/kicks (PAL) doing nice things, so you all better use it!" - WarioWare: Smooth Moves

Wario Land 4

 * "Oh no, no! Hurry up!"
 * "Oh sorry!"
 * "So these are my basic controls! You got a problem with that? Pretty easy, huh? What?! You say it's hard? Stop complaining and just learn it! If you can't hold it in your brain, write it down on your hand!"
 * "I ain't normal! And I don't mean that I'm stupid! I can do aaalllll kinds o' stuff that normal humans can't, you know what I mean? How 'bout that? Amazing, huh?"
 * "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
 * "Rumor has it that no one who's entered the Golden Passage have ever come out alive! Scary!"
 * "HEY! Open up the vortex for me, you warty little frog!"
 * "Yeahhhhh, that's ME!!! More gorgeous than any Hollywood star! Get a good look at me while you can!!"
 * "Have some fun, why don't cha! Play mini-games!"
 * "This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!"
 * ''"My game has a lot of action in high places, but to tell you the truth, I'm afraid of heights!! Waaah! Scary! I'm wigging out!!!"'
 * "I don't always speak so crudely, you know. I'm just worried about you because you play so badly!! Why do I care? Because I'm the one that feels it when you screw up, that's why!!! So just try to get better at this game, OK?! I'm begging you!"
 * "For some reason, coins appear when you smash enemies! For some other reason, crystals float around the stages! Don't think about it too hard, Einstein! There are some supernatural phenomena in the world that just can't be explained!!"
 * "Haven't you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then! But even the powerful Wario gets into some embarrassing situations in this game! I eat too much and get all chubby, a bee stings my face and makes it swell like a balloon, my body catches fire, and all kinds of other bad things happen to me!! But I'm a tough guy, so I keep coming back for more! You wimps could learn something from me!"
 * "Burp! Grunt! Wheeze! I sweat buckets with every step and I can hardly breathe! How could my slim, gorgeous body get like THIS? I shouldn't have gotten so greedy and eaten all those apples!! I guess you really are what you eat!!"
 * "Those pesky bees!! They've made my beautiful face swell up like a balloon! What?! You say I look better this way? I won't even be able to star in my own commercials looking like this!!"
 * "When that twerpy little bat Minicula bites me and sucks my blood, I turn into a bat! My big, macho arms turn into puny little wings!! By the way, what's my blood type? You sucked my blood, the least you can do is tell me that!! What a pest!!"
 * "I've been smashed flat by a weight!! You'd expect my guts to be all squished and squashed, but wait! What's this?! How mysterious! How could this be! Now I feel very light and I can squeeze into thin passageways!!"
 * "When a mallet hits my head, my long, toned legs turn into a spring! Not great, but it lets me jump amazingly high!"
 * "Hey!! Wait a sec! What's happened to me!? I've got a fork sticking out of me, but I'm no piece of meat! Who stuck this in me? I'll get you!"
 * "Somebody! Give me some tissues! It's not that I need to go to the bathroom or anything, but a lump of snow just fell from the ceiling, and I've become a big snowman! Now my nose is running like crazy! What'll Nintendo do if their BIG STAR gets a cold?!"
 * "Uh oh! Trouble! I can't get out of here! I've been trapped inside a big bubble!! I'm in bubble trouble! That's just a little joke of mine, heh heh!! How 'bout it? Funny huh? You should write that one down!"
 * "Goo-waaah!! Help! I'm on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it's taken me to say this, my whole body's been covered in flames! Don't you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I'll remember this! GRRR!!"
 * "Hey! After burning, I have to freeze?!! Aaah! What's going on with this game?! Is this some kind of cruel experiment? Anyone else would've given up by now!!"
 * "Taking care of most of my enemies is easier than taking candy from babies – which I highly recommend, by the way!! What enemies, you ask? All those stupid little creatures, of course!! Still, there are some enemies that can give me trouble... but I just power through ‘em anyway! Wham! Pow! Blam!"
 * "He brags about being a great painter, but trust me - his personality is anything but great! I know, because I'm so charming, right?! Whatever!! I just wish he'd wear pants!! It's only polite, don't you think?!"
 * "He looks like a pushover... Too bad he's not an enemy! I'm out here risking my life and he just sleeps all day! Hey! Keyzer! You'd better wake up and smell the coffee or I'm to smack you one real nice!!"
 * "You guys know what CDs are right? That's right, those little shiny record-things! I still listen to records, but maybe you kids don't know anything but CDs these days... Whatever!!"

WarioWare Smooth Moves

 * "Excellent!"
 * "Wah-hoo!"
 * "Bwah-ha-ha!"

Mario Spinoffs

 * "Wahahahaha! You'll never catch me! Or the key!" - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
 * "This is my key! If you want it, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, gloved hands!" - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
 * "I'm going to use the Music Key for my newest attraction! It's called "DDR: Wario Mix."" - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
 * "It's an exploration of greed, stench, and stubby legs through interpretive dance." - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
 * "D'oh I missed!" - Mario Party
 * "Oh my God!" - ''Mario Party (Japanese version only)
 * "Oh yeah! Wario's the winner!" - Mario Party 3
 * "How could you forget Wario's tremendous wit? You can't claim the Wit Star Stamp yet!" - Mario Party 3
 * "No one is more cunning than me!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Wario loses!? Impossible!" - Mario Party 3
 * "Yeah! I'm-a gonna win!" - Mario Party 4
 * "Aww, I lost!" - Mario Party 4
 * "You get... Wario!" - Mario Party 6
 * "Aaa! I lost!? - Mario Party 6''
 * "Come on!" - Mario Party 6
 * "Ah ha ha! Wario's the winner!" - Mario Party 6
 * "Hahaha! Take that, losers!" - Mario Party 8''
 * "Wario time!" - Mario Party 8''
 * "Loser!" - Mario Party 8
 * "*raspberry* Excuse me." - Mario Party 8
 * "Wario's the winner!" - Mario Party 8
 * "Mario Party 8!" - ''Mario Party 8

Mario Kart 64

 * ''"I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Wario! I gotta win!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Here I go!"
 * "Yeah, hahahaha!" (Japanese version)
 * "Fire!"

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * ''"Yeah, oh yeah! Wario wins!"
 * ''"Arghhh! I'll get you next time!"
 * ''"I lost! To a buncha' losers!"
 * ''"Wario time!"
 * ''"Wario!"
 * ''"Nice try."
 * ''"Time for victory parade."
 * ''"Wario is great!"
 * ''"Ha-ha-ha! Wario!"

Mario Kart Wii

 * ''"Wario's Great!"
 * ''"It's-a me, Wario!"
 * ''"I'm-a gonna win!"
 * ''"Let's-a win!"
 * ''"Wario time!"
 * ''"Yeah, baby!"
 * ''"Take that loser"
 * ''"Oo-ooooo! That hurts!
 * ''"Blblblbl, I'm back." (after falling from water)
 * ''"Oh yeah, red team!"
 * ''"Blue Team, ha ha ha!"
 * "Grrrr. I hate you."
 * ''"All right. Ahh, next time I get you."
 * ''"All right, I'll crush you next time."
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * ''"I hate losing! Nyaaah..."

Mario Kart 7

 * "Move it!"
 * "Wario next time!"
 * "Yeah! Take that losers! Heh heh heh!"
 * "Mama miaaaaaa!!!"
 * "I HATE you!"' (6th or Lower)
 * "Wahhhh!'

Fortune Street

 * "It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!"
 * "This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!"
 * "I'm gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I'll be rich!"
 * "The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a Black Jewel!"''
 * "If I turn that M upside down, this'll be all mine!"
 * "Nyah hah, hah, listen to my fans cheering me on! They want Wario to win this one, so let's give 'em what they want!!"
 * "Phew! It's like a giant steam bath in here! I better not sweat off any weight... I need the calories to win!"
 * "Nyah hah hah! A race, huh? Eat my exhaust!"
 * "This planet would fetch a pretty penny on the open market. I'm gonna take it with me when I leave!"
 * "I'm on Mario's turf now, so I guess I'm gonna have to show off my super moves! Prepare to be amazed, suckers."
 * "Nyah! Is that treasure I smell? All I gotta do is win this game... Then I'm gonna find me some gold in these ruins!"
 * "Nyah! I bet there isn't a single treasure on that whole stinkin' island! Nothing but those quivering little blobs!"
 * "Huh? Who cares about some legendary hero? The only legend you need to know about is the legend of WARIO!"
 * "I'm supposed to change jobs here or something? Don't go telling me what to do! Wario makes the rules around here!"
 * "A flying train AND a flying castle? Hmmm... I think I'm gonna turn this place into an amusement park and rake in the cash!"
 * "Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
 * "I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
 * "Huh? Who is this Waluigi person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
 * "I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than to give it to Mario... but I gotta do it!"
 * "Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"
 * "You're robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"
 * "Blast it all! You won't get away with this!"
 * "No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"
 * "I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"
 * "That's it, Donkey Kong! I'm selling you to the zoo!"
 * "There! Are you happy with yourself? You made Wario pay out the nose!"

Sports

 * "It should've been called Wario Golf. Still, you gonna love it!" - Mario Golf
 * "One, two, three, FORE!" - Mario Golf
 * "Ha Ha Ha! Wario's the winner!" - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * "Oh no, I lose? Waaaaa!" - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * "Ya! Ya! Wario wins!" - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * "Aaah! I get you next time!" - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * "Argh. I let you win." - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * "It's the fuzz!" - Mario Power Tennis''
 * "What's this dump?" - Mario Power Tennis''
 * "Oh, shut up." - Mario Power Tennis
 * "What the heck is going on... what?" - Mario Power Tennis
 * "Oh no! Somebody cheated. I CAN'T LOSE!!!" - Mario Power Tennis
 * "Hello? Ma, I told you not to call me! I'm making a video." - Mario Power Tennis
 * "A Treasure Chest! Outta the way! This one's mine!, I just turn here... and tweak here... aaaaaaand... whaaaaaaaa!" - Mario Super Sluggers
 * "What took you so long, losers?! I'm so hungry, I could eat five of you." - Mario Super Sluggers
 * "Nya! Something stinks and it ain't me! There are bad guy losers around somewhere." - Mario Super Sluggers

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * "Nintendo! Heh heh heh heh heh heh." (Also in Mario Power Tennis and Mario Golf: Advance Tour)
 * "Look at these chumps."
 * "What? Are you my caddy?"
 * "Urp... Sorry!"
 * "Shank it! Ahh hah hah hah!"
 * "Need a lesson, loser?!?"
 * "Hit it, slowpoke!"
 * "Good luck! To ME! Ahh ha hah hah!"
 * "Who do you think you are buster?"
 * "If you win, I hate you."
 * "Challenge me? You? I'm the best golfer in the world. I'm not scared!"
 * "Golf time, baby!"

Mario Superstar Baseball

 * "Aargh! Mario! You musta cheated last game, but not THIS time. Chump! I'm the only one in this entire kingdom with any class whatsoever! This time, I mean business! Go time! It is ON!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha ha ha! You're gonna feel the power, baby! And it'll HURT!"
 * "Argh! You're not gonna play?! Wimp! Why did you come here, then?! Are you... just here to tick me off? ARGH! How DARE you! Messing with me, a fine, upstanding member of the community?!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAARGH! I lost to Mario! UGH! Mario, of all people! Oooooog... Boy, my belly is aching up a storm right now... ...Urp! I wonder it... Could it be that green mushroom I ate!? NOOO! YAAAARGH! Mario! You tricked me into chowing down that toadstool! A misunderstanding?! You WEASEL! You know you did it! YAAAARGH!"
 * "YAAAAAAAAAARGH! You stink! But...you know what? I'm just gonna let it go. Yeah. I'm above holding grudges. I'll even lend you a hand! Admit it, you wanted me with you anyway! Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha! With me on board, victory is totally guaranteed! Heh heh heh heh... Idiot... That team will be all MINE someday... Hmm? What? Er... Nah, I didn't say anything! You're hearing things!"
 * "Mario Mr. Chump play against a real superstar!"
 * "Hold on, I think I left the stove on."
 * "Uh, yeah, and it's only the GREATEST TEAM EVER! I'll ruin you! Ready for a blowout?" (To Peach)
 * "It's ON!"
 * "You need me, huh? Well, I'll join your team... since you obviously can't live without me!" (To Peach)
 * "Hey! Keep your claws off that! You'll break it!" (To Bowser)
 * "Shut up! Now we'll see once and for all who's the strongest!" (To Bowser)

Mario Strikers Charged

 * "Ha! I'm bad, I'm bad! Yeah! Huh! Haha!"
 * ''"Gimme the ball!"
 * "I'm open!"
 * "Augh, I give up!"
 * "Haha! Woohoo! *Teammates drop him* Hey! Keep throwing me!"
 * "Pull my finger!"
 * "Excellent vintage."
 * "Spicy!"
 * "All right, I score!"
 * "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Grah! You stupid *ball explodes on him*... ball."

Charles Martinet's profile on Vine and Instagram

 * "Giant crab...at last, someone I can relate to."


 * Wario: "Now, this is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree?"
 * Mario: "Wait, wait. Did you say, 'Banano'?"


 * Wario: "This is a comedy lesson for you: why did the banano fall out of the tree?"
 * Mario: "I don't know. Why?"
 * Luigi: "Why?"
 * Wario: "Uh, because it was dead. See? That's funny! (laughs)"
 * Mario: "Mama mia..."
 * Luigi: "Oh..."