User:Mario



"Fufufufufufufufufufufufufu..." - Me

Wow. This is the beginning of my Userpage. Some ways, this page will look similar to others, but in other ways, it is different.

Anyway, I'll introduce myself and here are some of facts about me:


 * My favorite character is Mario (obviously)
 * My other favorite characters include Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Luigi, Daisy, Diddy Kong.
 * The first Nintendo game I remember playing was Super Smash Bros 64.
 * Super Smash Bros Melee is one of my favorite games.
 * I'm not sure when I discovered MarioWiki, but I browsed in it for information for a long time before signing up, so I'm a bit familiar with this site.
 * I don't know how to make animated images.
 * I'm a Mario addict. I just can't stop talking about it.
 * is my friend.
 * Fufufufufufufu

Wario Torture
I don't like Wario too much. One time, I made him 12th (along with ) in Mario Kart Wii by using stars and ramming into him continuously until he either fell off or the star ran out of power. Hey, I don't really race! I just want to ensure that guy is last!

Do you think I torture Wario in other games too? You bet. Wario got nabbed by a Pirahna Plant in the minigame Piranha's Pursuit and got gobbled up in Tug o' War in Mario Party. He loses badly by 40 stars in Mario Party 6 in Faire Square. He gets hit by a truck and a train in Mario Kart 64. He gets lapped in Mario Kart: Super Circuit. A smart bomb detonates on Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl. And there are more games, but this just shows that we don't nail Wario in Mario Kart Wii only.

You know, Wario tends to complain how much we torture him. "Waaaaah!" He cries! "Stop torturing meee!!" Yeah. I have no sympathy for him, but who does? Not even Nintendo, who made him a comic relief character. No one wants to be a comic relief character. No one wants to be bonked in the head by a bob-omb or "sweem" through the air (although that would be cool). Who knew? Everyone is just going to laugh and that comic relief character will have a horrible life. But I don't have sympathy for Wario.

In the next spinoff game that comes out, expect more Wario torture.

Hey, for the heck of it, I'll list the games that I tortured Wario in:
 * Mario Kart 64
 * Mario Party
 * Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Mario Party 4
 * Mario Party 5
 * Mario Party 6
 * Mario Party 7
 * Mario Power Tennis
 * Mario Superstar Baseball
 * Mario Smash Football
 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Mario Party 8
 * Mario Strikers Charged Football
 * Mario Super Sluggers
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Mario Kart Super Circuit
 * Mario Hoops 3-on-3
 * Mario Kart DS
 * Mario Party DS
 * Super Mario 64 DS

That's a lot of games I tortured Wario in! Wow!

Anyway, here's what I think of Wario. I don't mean to offend ANYbody who likes Wario. But who likes this glob of smelly fat? Oops! Sorry!

Wario. It's like the only guy I talk about here. Well, for the most part, you're WRONG. You know, I talk about other things here that isn't Wario. Like that fatso with the purple overalls, the pink nose, the pointy ears, the creepy grin, oh wait, you think I'm talking about WARIO!???? Geez! This guy isn't obviously Wario! You see, his nose is a tad bit pinker than Wario's nose! Ha! This just proves that I'm not talking about Wario! Hahahahahaha!
 * Wario is very smelly. He makes skunks gag and run away just by walking to them. Heck, he doesn't need to be close to them. He can be 3000 miles away and the skunks can still smell him.
 * Does anyone know that birds can't smell (with the exception of vultures and kiwi birds)? Well, Wario smells so strong, the birds can smell it and they fly away. Hey, I like birds!
 * Wario is ugly. Do you think a person with pointy ears and shoes, a pink nose, a permanent grin, a Warioish voice, and an extremely fat body to be pretty? Then you live in opposite land.
 * Wario is so ugly, he can destroy a planet JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. Luckily, he's in the Mario world, so don't fear Wario's looks that could destroy our planet.
 * Wario is greedy. A penny in the deep sea surrounded by sharks? Wario would go for it. Would you? Probably not. Unless you like the pressure and the sharks and the sake of your life for just a PENNY.
 * Wario is selfish. Ask him to loan you money? No way. Does he share his wealth? No. Does he care about you? Wait. This is a toughie...... no.
 * Wario is so fat that even if a car hit him, it would bounce off the other direction and crash into a wall. I've seen this myself (I live in the Mushroom World).
 * Where's Wario's heart and brain? Well, I think it's not there. His muscle and pink thingy are made of his fat.
 * I think Wario's teeth are not teeth either.
 * I think Mona, 9-volt, and all the rest of the WarioWare employees don't like Wario.
 * Why did Wario fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall!!
 * Here's how Wario's digestive system works: Wario chomps you down his mouth. You fall through his esophagus. What's next? The stomach? Wrong. It's a super massive black hole! No wonder why you never see Wario go to the restroom. Kirby also has a super massive black hole in his belly, but that's a different story.
 * Wario is NOT portrayed by Charles Martinet! If he was, Wario won't be Wario!
 * Wario won a Best Singer Award for his own butt. Everyone died while giving this undeserved award.
 * Wario killed himself while looking at a mirror.
 * Wario never got born (despite BabyLuigiOnFire's claims). He got spawned out of a dank dark pit.
 * Fufufufufufufufufu...

Oh fine then... I'm talking about Wario. Sheesh. Happy now?

Anyway, I think you're wondering now what the heck happened to the color of this text. Some new people here might think it's a glitch. But IT'S NOT!! It's just that Wario hijacked this area of the wiki! Can't you believe it! Me too! Darn you Wario! What is up with your puny little mind made up with your fat???

Anyway, please enjoy your stay here. We are not responsible for your lost properties or your loved ones. Batteries not included. Thank you. *laughs like a maniac*

Okay, that was weird.

And in case you were wondering, the people in Super Mario Wiki in the help section, in the article section, and in the "No you's" section, they spelled sentence wrong! Maybe it's not sentence. But is it some secret Super Mario Wiki language? Guys, what does sentance mean?

Yeah, I know all of this stuff is pure random. I don't think the wiki even allows random stuff, do they?

Opinions List
These are opinions. They are things that can't be proven true or false. If you don't agree on some(or all) on my opinions, okay! No one has to be exactly like me (imagine an MarioWiki with only LeftyGreenMario. THAT would be creepy.)
 * I like the idea of featured images.
 * I don't like the gallery idea.
 * I hate Yoshi as much as Wario, but torturing him isn't funny.
 * I like Daisy's voice
 * Super Mario Galaxy is my most favorite game.
 * I hate Slingpod Galaxy the most in Super Mario Galaxy.
 * I adore the music in Super Mario Galaxy
 * I don't like Birdo.
 * I think some Poll of the Days lie.
 * I don't like Sonic
 * I like the babies.
 * I don't like Bowser (but I don't HATE him!)
 * I think Nintendo should lay off games like Wii Sports Resort, Wii Fit, Wii Music, and Wii Whatever and make more Mario sport spinoffs. Why? Because the Mario games have more depth than those cheap Wii Sports games.
 * Yellow is my favorite color (don't get started by talking about Wario or why I wear green).
 * I like a lot of foods.
 * I like birds.
 * I think Yoshi is a messed up frog with a tail instead of a dinosaur.
 * I like the Super Mario World Yoshi better.
 * I like Waluigi.
 * I like jazz.
 * Mario Party 5 is my most favorite Mario Party (I haven't played the first 3 a lot.)
 * Mario Charged Football (I think) is my most favorite Mario sport.
 * I love electric fences in the Mario soccer games.
 * I don't like Pianta.
 * I don't like spiders.
 * I like Mario Power Tennis's opening.
 * I think I have too much opinions and dislike too much characters.

The UserBoxTower that everyone hates
Yeah! It's the userbox tower of death!! I think it's pretty darn tall for a userbox tower. It ought to be renamed as the Userbox Skyscraper! Anyway, in case you are wondering, all of these are also facts of me. If you hate userbox towers, then just scroll aallll theeee waaaaaay doooown. Aaand whyyy ammmm IIII wrrriting like this? Oh well. Since there is nothing to talk about, just look at my skyscraper. It is advised to stay away from it because eventually, it WILL topple and fall down. Then you'll get smothered by all of these pretty, but useless, userboxes. Have fun!

P.S. Thanks a HUGE bunch to Lemmy Koopa Fan who made a big effort to find a plethora of animated GIFs, which I do not know how to make.

Wario Interview
Hiya! I'm going to conduct an interview to.... Wario!!! Why is he our lucky guest? I don't know, but he has many mysteries to uncover! Okay, in this interview, Wario is called Wario and I'm called... uh, whatever.


 * Uh, Whatever: Hi, Wario, I'm going to conduct an interview on you. I see your company is a great success. I'm going to ask you about your WarioWare company.
 * Uh, Whatever: What urged you to create this company?
 * Wario: I like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: Mmmmhmmm. Yeah. *laughs*
 * Uh, Whatever: How successful is WarioWare?
 * Wario: I like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: What inspired you to create some microgames?
 * Wario: I like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: Yeah, do you say anything else than "I like money"?
 * Wario: I like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: I'll take that as a no.
 * Uh, Whatever: How much money do you make all together from WarioWare?
 * Wario: Ï like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: Keep your I's correct.
 * Wario: I like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: Yeah. Just like that.
 * Wario: I like money.
 * Uh, Whatever: Is it true that you are weird and your company is weird and all of your employers are weird just like that guy who talked earlier?
 * Wario: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money...
 * Uh, Whatever: Okay, Wario is freaking me out. Maybe I'll end this interview right now.
 * Wario: WAWAITROWAWOIOIAOWIAOWIOOIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Uh Whatever: Eeekkk!!

Uh, Whatever is never heard from again.

.......

Just kidding! If I weren't here, why would I be typing in right now?

(laughs)

Mario Strikers Charged Football Information

 * Type: Defensive
 * Super Ability: Fire Armor! (It makes me invincible, but I can't make mega strikes and I can't shoot or charge up well)
 * Deke: Turns all fiery, then teleports. Teleport range is based on charge of the ball

Stats

 * Movement: 10
 * Shooting: 3
 * Passing: 3
 * Defense: 10

Mario Power Tennis Information

 * Offense: Meteor Shower (I lob the ball, but meteors rain down on the opponent''s edge of the court.)
 * Defense: Fire teleport. I suddenly teleport to the ball. Then I hit the ball.
 * Stats:
 * Power: 2.5/5
 * Speed: 5/5
 * Reach: 3/5
 * Serve: 2.5/5
 * Lunge: 4/5
 * Control: 2.5/5
 * Taunt: Fufufufufufufufu...
 * Default Hand: Left

Mario Kart Wii Information

 * Size: Medium
 * Actual Bonuses
 * Top Speed:+2
 * Handling: +1
 * Mini-Turbo: +2
 * Acceleration:+1

Pictures and Stuff
Yeah. This is the end of the page. Instead of looking at it again, just go away and browse the wiki, okay? This wiki has a ton of awesome stuff waiting to be unearthed.

Until then, see you.