User talk:Ray Trace





= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

11. Want my phone number? Here it is: 555-121-1212

12. Want my I.P. address? Here: 127.0.0.1. Now shut up and leave me alone.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

'''NOTICE: Please do NOT plague with me with curses anymore (you can still type random numbers, but it has to be a reasonable amount and NOT screw up my talk page). It's funny at first, but it's getting quite annoying lately. Any more "curses" that I have will immediately be deleted.'''

Sorry for my seriousness. Now...

Hey, you, YEAH, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Dang it. Never thought I'll earn this template. -Beeb

Step by Step Process
http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif First, do the obvious, open GIMP.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Create new file. Make the background transparent by clicking on the option.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Paste your image.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Use the magic wand to select the background.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Erase as you please.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Save as PNG.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Wario.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif That's what I did.

23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

I know that you LOVE Wario. That's why. I did you a favor. 23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Wario did that, not me! He hijacked my computer, darn it, you smelly fat man!!!!!!!!! 23:15, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Yeah.

http://birdsbybaranoff.com/images/2887-scrub-jay.jpg

OMG so cute!!! 23:18, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

What do you mean by "recoloring stuff"? 23:46, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Toad facts-- NOT TRUE! (well most of them aren't. some are.)
Those things you said about toads...

Are not all true!

I will tell you my opinion on your "facts"!


 * 1) Toad is not only a baby. Not all, anyways. Only 98% of the population. I am not a baby.
 * 2) Only the ancient generation of toads chose plastic surgery. Over the years, it changed to where it gets forced upon you in your first living moments! Actually, forced upon you when you are 13 hours old. What, you think I would choose plastic surgery? I wouldn't.
 * 3) No. Toadsworth is in the other 2% of the population. So am I. And so are my brothers.
 * 4) Sadly, this is true. Again, now this is a law, it must happen from birth. Hour 13. Unlucky.
 * 5) Yes! This is true! When will Nintendo realize that the toad that is in the Mario Kart games is a BABY??? They should allow an older toad, like me, to drive!
 * 6) Actually, this is not true. It just isn't!
 * 7) Because the above one is false this is as well.
 * 8) It actually didn't. The toad in Mario Kart 64 was not a baby. All non-baby-toads have this voice. All baby toads don’t.
 * 9) True, but not for all toads. All baby toads, yes, and the non-baby-toads are only smiling—they’re doing their best not to burst out laughing all the time. Why would they laugh? What would they laugh at? I’ll tell you: Wario’s stupidity. Of course, that’s not all the time. When Wario’s nearby, all toads (even baby ones) stop smiling. Wario stinks so bad not even toads can keep smiling near him! You meanie Wario!


 * Yeah, 24/7. When Wario's around, time swings around to hour 25. It only does that around Wario.Blue Toad ( Talk ) 00:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Toad is still a baby. He wears a diaper and he screams like a psycho. Toad is still one of my favorite characters though. 00:28, 9 August 2010 (UTC)


 * Besides, LGM, why does your signature have a white background?

What are you talking about? It looks fine to me. 00:36, 9 August 2010 (UTC)


 * It looks WHITE to me, punk. You're a liar.

Hey
Hey, BLOF, I know this is completely and utterly random but you wanna be friends? If so, take this userbox. If not, I'll be a loner forEVER... JK!!!

A hello from a double agent on both Mario and Bowser's side!!!
NOOOOO!!!!! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYY!!!! YOU ACCEPTED THE DEVIL'S FRIEND REQUEST!!!dies a tragic death

Actually, I don't do DON'T care. Sgt.Boo and I are friends. I just messed with him cause he was never giving friend requests. As you can see, I don't do DON'T(Shut up Wario!) have Daisy on my sig. That's a go for making fun of her!

Doesn't everyone call their sibling the devil?

Actually, BLOF, you're the one who's stupid. I'M the one who made you smarter, but your primitive little brain couldn't process it. 21:21, 9 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No, you're wrong, sucker. Everyone knows that I'm smarter than you. IN JO FACE, PUNK! Baby Luigi>>>>>>>>>>>Mario

RANDOM QUESTION!!!
BTW- Did you notice a lot of girl users on this wiki say their real name on this? Sgt.Boo didn't, but I did. And you and LGM did.

You didn't take that long. Besides I was vandalizing Sgt.Boo's page. Wanna see?

That nipper plant is disturbing, lol.

Compare!!!



21:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Actually, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!! THANX!!!!!

Hey, you're on!! Wanna see Sgt.Boo's page now? Check the bottom! Here you go!

Great, Now he vandalized my page and put a huge pic of Waluigi on it.

Message!
- Enjoy (BTW - check userpedia if you haven't read it, but you're in it.)

- This should explain a lot. I will tell you that it is a good story.
 * BTW, read the comments about it before you say anything about it.

Hey, Whoa
Never thought Wario was so creepy back in the day. Those videos just might give me nightmares. He seems so plucky and funny that I could never imagine he was once like that.

Gold Bar.
Another image request. Pretty soon, I'm going to have to give you my soul for all the IOU's I have. lol jk. Anyways, Gold Bar's image needs to be seperated, because in Point Swap, there is a point where Gold Bar x3 + point swap = Gold Bar. So can you please do that and let me know when you are done? Thanks!
 * Thanks! I will see you later (probably asking for more assistance).
 * I guess. You are coming in next, so good thing that I remembered that. Hope you like your character, as I only guessed how I wanted you to look. If you don't like it, just tell me what you want it to be on my talk page, and I will change it.
 * What is your personality then (just checking)?
 * I sort of got a bit of it in my story so far, but now I will make sure that appears when you reappear in my story! I was very close in the part coming soon.
 * You welcome, BabyLuigi ForHire OnFire.

The Most Awesomest Castle of Awesome Evil


Behold, the mighty Castle of Bowser. So powerful! So terrifying! So big, it will flatten 1,000,000,000 Warios! Wario is but a tiny microscopic speck compared to the castle. Its awesome power level is OVER 900000000000! The temperature is so hot from all the lava, Wario will melt like 100000 tonnes of raw butter orbiting the sun even if he's 10000000 miles away!!! BEHOLD THE JPEGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here endeth the spam of Bowser Castle. 16:44, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
 * AAARRRGGHH!!...Too...Much...Wario...Smell. Wario smells bad, so bad that here in Dark Land, we've all relocated to The Void. I don't go near bacon in case Wario pops out and eats absorbs me. 0_o FACT: Bowser Castle has the pressure of a supermassive black hole. It's true. 13:42, 11 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Wario shall pay for messing with the laws of astrophysics! No way, I'm not gonna touch it even with a 10-mile bargepole. A WARIO Castle?! Wah. Never mind, it shall be destroyed, for Wario is not allowed any turf, for he is disowned by everything. Yes, even fat disowns Wario. >:] 13:06, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Friends
Can we be friends? NOBODY ON THIS WIKI HAS USED MY FRIEND USERBOX!!!! The code is on my discussion page. WariowareIsCool LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Urgent!
I have something to say, BabyLuigiOnFire is... can you visit my talk page? There's a reply to your message. Posted by WariowareIsCool (Give me a Mario Party game and i'll give £10 back!)

Happy Wiki day!
Here is your cake!

Just do it!
Just go and add my friend userbox to your userpage. It's nearly nighttime here in the UK, and so I will keep checking every minute or so. The signature thing doesn't make sense! I'm so konfused! (see, I told you that I was konfused in one of my userboxes!)

WariowareIsCool (crazy weirdos stay away!)

PS: Do put a reply saying it's up, OK?


 * It's up. I told you it would be confusing. Every newbie on this wiki thinks HTML is confusing. Even I thought it was confusing. Now, I know a reasonable amount because I learned from others and myself.

Since when did Wiki Day become a holiday?
Whoo, Happy Mario Wiki Day! Here's a big, scary-looking cake, just for you. If you don't want to eat it, you're welcome to smash it in Wario's face.




 * Ewwwwww that cake was touching Wario. It must be infested with Wario germs by now! Good thing Wario wasn't on that wall of graffiti. If he were, all the other characters would have been there dead.

Re: Request
Sure, no problem.-- 06:18, 13 August 2010 (UTC)