User:Ray Trace



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''Baby Luigi KNOWS who's looking on my userpage!! It's very creepy, isn't it?

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(if you want to learn about me, just scroll all the way down 'til you see "My Brief Description"

(Nice, now there's this ugly gif of Wario running to the right for the rest of this page. He'll never make it, no matter how fast he runs. I HATE YOU, WARIO, FOR DOING THIS TO MY SWEET USERPAGE!!!)

NOTE: If there's something wrong with my userpage, you better let me know on my talkpage before you take action. If you don't I will get very mad (I do have a temper hard to control).

One day, Wario was walking and we may never know why he was walking because all stories start like that, so give me a story where it doesn't start like that ok we're getting off topic. Wario screamed YAHOE for no apparent reason and suddenly, a robot came and gave a HOOOO. Donkey Kong was Wario's best friend because they're both pretty fat. Samus, the robot, Wario and Donkey Kong was standing there until they saw Baby Mario there. He said, you must be pooped out! Wario said Yahoe. Samus said you idiot, you know you poop. Have you ever heard of Baby Mario poops? But unfortunately, Samus is a robot and robots can't say YOU IDIOT or stuff like that.

Anyway, a Mario who wore green and was left-handed set Baby Luigi on fire. A platidunous person screams I AM PLATIDUDONOUS but a pie made out of mushroom was sitting there and said of course you are platidunous. Fawful came in the scene and said I HAVE FURY and wrote the number 65 in the sand. Then, a marking of a number, 2257 appeared on the pillar and the pooping Baby Mario said, "You guys are overreacting, numbers dont simpley appear."

So we are forgetting about Samus, Wario, and Donkey Kong? Nooo. Baby Luigi ran around and bumped into a discolored Bowser, named Steve and said I HAD ENOUGH!! Let's settle this!!

And here we are, with Mario Wiki.

My Brief Description
Ok, first, I shall give you a brief description of myself. I am a huge Mario fan and Mario games are the majority of the videogames I played. And guess who my favorite character is? It's Baby Luigi! I can only wish he could start appearing in more games. Even without his inclusion, I still play Super Smash Bros. Melee and turn a green Donkey Kong into a star!

If you had known me already, you know that I am one of those very random people, who also uses food words instead of actual cuss words for cussing. Like, what the bloody marinara? I do joke around in user talk pages, but don't worry. When it comes to wiki matters, I tend to be very serious. What would happen if I didn't act serious in wiki matters? 0_o....

Oh, and if you decided to become friends with me, here's my userbox and please let me know on my talk page. Credit goes to Mamic the Hedgehog from the Spriter's Resource.

My userbox:

Well, I'm also found in this wiki. I may not be as active as often these days because this wiki does need help and I'll be over there. I do have a different username, but it also has something to do with Baby Luigi!


 * Kirby Wiki

What am I Doing in the Mario Wiki?
Well, I finally found out what I can do!! I can add detail up to 1-2 inch long paragraph describing things, like the courses in Mario Kart. I fix formatting and stuff these days and I do occasionally catch grammar errors. Otherwise, I just care about heavily expanding the article. The ones below are examples of such. I'm still great at catching grammar errors.

I'm doing the best I can, so don't panic if I make a misatke, because I am a klutz. No really. I am. And my paragraphs I wrote up aren't perfect either. Someone else needs to revise that besides me.

Goals

 * Complete all courses in the Mario Kart series (not the Arcade GP, never played that)
 * Complete bestiary for all Mario & Luigi games.
 * Help the Mario Kart PipeProject
 * Help with all the common items in the Mario series
 * Help with Mario Kart items
 * Help other Users complete stuff

Check this out!
Articles I severely edited (I added at least 1,000-2,000 bytes to these articles)
 * Egg
 * A mushy room
 * Snell
 * Red Shell
 * Pario Marty Catre
 * Pario Marty Sees
 * 1-up Mushroom
 * Coin
 * Star
 * Fire Fleur
 * ? Block
 * Item Box
 * Fake Item Box
 * Moconut Call
 * Gushroom Morge
 * Toad's Factroy
 * Moo Moo Meadows
 * DK's Snowboard Cross
 * Gold Mine
 * Coopa Kape
 * Taple Mreeway
 * Vumble Grolcano
 * Dry Dry Ruins (stupid Paper Mario place with the same name :
 * Peach Beach
 * Dry Dry Desert
 * Wally the Waluigi's Stadium
 * Daisy's Druiser
 * Cushroom Mity
 * Boo Lake
 * Colosseum (formely called "Wario Colosseum")

Articles I moderately edited (some can be heavy, but I don't consider them too heavy)
 * Poison Champignon
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
 * Red Coin (this coincidental but I added 1337 bytes to this article!)
 * Prisoner of War Block
 * Hoonview Mighway
 * Caisy Dircuit
 * Cuigi Mircuit (will add more soon)
 * Cario Mircuit (will add more soon)
 * Bowser Castle (will add more soon)
 * A road that's rainbow (will add more soon)
 * Mario and Luigi: Partners in Crime
 * Mario and Luigi: Mario's Inside Story

Articles I corrected its horrifying grammar errors
 * Dario Dart Mouble Kash!!
 * Wario Mart Kii

Articles I started
 * Most of the glitches sub-articles

(Images I uploaded for mainspace are on the bottom now; because this sucky lollipop overlapping of my userbox tower and a gallery is more visually appealing than a dumb, old list.)

Go check them out sometime, and see the difference? Yeaahhhhh...especially the severely edited ones.

Useless, But Interesting "Facts" About Wario
Let's talk about Wario here. Well, you know he's a fat, greedy guy who does some heoric actions now and then. I have no obsession for Wario, but I always wondered about Wario and his deep, dark secrets. All of these "facts" are made up.


 * 1) Instead of Medusa turning Wario into stone, Wario turns Medusa into fat
 * 2) If Wario set foot on Earth, he would destroy it. In the Mario world, the physics are different, so they do not apply.
 * 3) Wario can rip the barrier in time and space.
 * 4) Black holes do not suck Wario in. Wario instead sucks the black holes in.
 * 5) In zero-gravity, Wario would still act like there is gravity.
 * 6) How did Wario got born? Well, remember how Luigi used to look like Mario? Well, that's the result. Wario leap out of Luigi's fat
 * 7) Wario used solid cholesterol instead of metal or steel.
 * 8) Reason why Wario knocks everyone away in Mario Kart? His karts are made of fat and they act a lot like rubber.
 * 9) Wario can create earthquakes as large as 10.0 in Earth. In Mushroom world? Nothing.
 * 10) Do you know what causes super novas and nebulae? Blame it on Wario; it's his fart.
 * 11) Do you know how Wario got all of that money? First, he teams up with Waluigi and they choose a house. Since Waluigi is so thin, he can just squeeze through doors. Wario can fart at suspects and knock them out. Money locked in a safe? No problem for Waluigi, considering his thinness. No one ever catches these two.
 * 12) Can Wario survive in a wildfire? It depends on how fast he gets out of it before he turns into bacon.
 * 13) Wario's body composition is 100% fat, nothing else.
 * 14) Another reason how Wario is rich because his fat sheds money.
 * 15) How long can Wario go without food? For an eternity.
 * 16) Wario eats way more than Yoshi
 * 17) No matter how sturdy or strong the weight-scale is, Wario will always break it
 * 18) Wario's brain is basically made out of pure fat.
 * 19) Fat isn't heavier than muscle, but Wario still sinks anyway.
 * 20) Wario's fart bubbles underwater provide air for him; that's why he can survive underwater without being drowned.
 * 21) Wario smells so bad, if he stood on the other end of the world you are standing in, you can smell him.
 * 22) Birds cannot smell at all. But they can smell Wario.
 * 23) When was the last time Wario took a bath? When the Earth's born. (Wario can live forever 'cause old fat gets replaced by new fat being produced)
 * 24) Wario's butt is so big, it can cover up the state of Wyoming EASILY.
 * 25) Wario smells so bad, flies die near him. With the maggots.
 * 26) Wario got his nose shape by shoving a garlic up his nose.
 * 27) Wario's nose is pink because the garlic shoved up his nose stretches the blood vessels. The heart has to work harder and more blood gets sent to the region of Wario's nose.
 * 28) Wario's clothes were originally white. Why they turned yellow? Well, you know.
 * 29) Wario doesn't have hair on his head. That's his poop.
 * 30) How does Wario even walk with those stubby legs? He doesn't, he rolls.
 * 31) Why does Wario smile all the time? He either lacks lips or his face is stuck like that.
 * 32) Why are Wario's teeth white? Turns out they aren't teeth; Wario's teeth rotted. What are they? Solid cholesterol.
 * 33) The reason you don't see Wario's parents when Wario was born because they died at the sight of him.
 * 34) Wario weighed exactly 49,673,234,454.38954937958347985345435098509450438504 pounds at birth.
 * 35) Everyone is about 75% water. Wario, nah. Water makes up for less than 0.1% of his body.
 * 36) When Wario's butt farts, it sings. And it wins 1st place all the time in Mushroom Idol. Why? It kills all the judges.
 * 37) Wario's invincible in several Wario games because enemies cannot stand his appearance and thus cannot touch him (I mean hurt him).
 * 38) The reason why America's so obese is because Wario is the American's role model (hey, I'm an American!)
 * 39) Bowser really wants to go take over Sarasaland, but Wario's there, and everyone died, so he was forced to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. That's why Daisy is here.
 * 40) Wario forced Luigi to wear a dress, and then everyone laughed at Luigi.
 * 41) Wario created the Princess Luigi glitch in Super Smash Bros Brawl.
 * 42) You know why you're bathroom smells bad?? Because Wario was there.
 * 43) In Super Mario 64 DS, Bowser sided with Mario to kill Wario and his butt.
 * 44) In the Subspace Embassy, it is everyone vs Tabuu and Wario.
 * 45) Recently, Wario grew one googolplex tons.
 * 46) On Earth, wars stopped so everyone can fight Wario.
 * 47) Wario's butt is alive and has a mind of its own.

That's all I have for now. Maybe I can update when I continue digging dirt on Wario!

(thanks, LeftyGreenMario and Red Shell 68066vr!)

(And, I'm not responsible for my userbox tower screwing everything up. RAP did it)

Waluigi's Questions

 * Do you like Barbie?
 * Do you regularly play with Barbie dolls?
 * Is pink your favorite color?
 * Would you like to "sweem" one day?
 * Is Wall-uigi a horrible pun?
 * Did you ever get a good dream involving unicorns and rainbows?
 * Do you want to meet a unicorn?
 * Would you ever think of sliding down a rainbow?
 * Do you think I'm cool?
 * Do you want to dance?
 * Do you speak in 3rd person like I do?
 * Do you like being underdeveloped like I?
 * Do you like the clothing department of Coconut Mall?
 * Do you wear make-up? Use lipstick?
 * Why do I ask so many questions?

Toad's Table
"My favorite song? Always Smiling!"

- Toad

This is all about Toad. Toad isn't very much liked maybe because he kept failing to protect the princess from disaster! This is just like the Wario section; it's just basically useless, but interesting information on Toad, the Terrible. Toad, the Tormentor. Anyway, here we go!

1. How old is Toad? Toad is only a baby.

2. Where did Toad's ears and nose go? The answer is this: plastic surgery. Toad thought removing his nose and his ears would make him look better.

3. Wait, if Toad's a baby, what about Toadsworth? Premature aging, that's what.

4. What ever happened to Toad's legs? How can he walk? Plastic surgery prevails again!

5. Due to Toad being a baby, all of his cars are feet powered. It may look like he's driving, but this is all just a magic trick that looks like he's driving. The less mass, the faster it is.

6. You know all of the Toads in Mushroom Kingdom? Actually, each Toad uses budding to reproduce. Since it's asexual reproduction, there is no need for a mate.

7. If there's no need for a mate, why is Toadette there? I guess Toads are pretty fond of plastic surgery!

8. Why does Toad's voice change from Mario Kart 64 to Mario Party 4? Well, apparently, his voice got cheese grated in a car accident. Don't ask me how he even got that accident or how he got his throat grated.

9. Toad smiles all the time because he smiled so much, his face stuck.

Toad Quick Facts
Species: I am a Humanoid Fungus! And I evolved from Mushrooms! It feels so good being the dominant specimen in Mushroom Kingdom

Most Notable Quote: Help us! (And I still smile.)

Hobby: Can't you see that I absolutely LOVE to smile????

Favorite Food: I love mushroom soup!! But that would be cannibalism, wouldn't it?

Favorite Sport: I like Baseball 'cause I smile all the time there!!

Favorite Color: Red!! Duh!

Favorite Character: Toadette makes me smile even more than ever!

Other stuff: Nothing makes me SAD!! I am a very happy person!!

Baby Mario's Joke Room
This is Baby Mario's joke room. This is a place where Baby Mario keeps all of his clever little jokes he makes up to his best pals. Though nearly everyone in Mushroom Kingdom is already severely annoyed by the jokes Baby Mario gives out, I thought I should share them with you. At least you are not there when Baby Mario laughs and tells his horrible lame jokes!

1. Why did the astronauts leave the bar on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.

2. Why did Baby Luigi fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall.

3. Where did astronauts park? On a parking meteor.

4. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Pikachu

Pikachu who?

I want to PEEK at you!

5. What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

What's the difference?

If you couldn't tell the difference between those, shame on you!

6. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9!

7. Why was Luigi kicked out of the vegetarian party? Because he made a huge mistake!

8. What did Zelda say to Link while he was pushing a door? Triforce.

9. Why was Link a good basketball player? Because he has a good hookshot. (if you don't know basketball you won't get it)

10. What subject does Luigi enjoy studying? Luigeology!

11. What is the magic word for making curses disappear? Hexagon! (Hex-a-gone)

12. What do you call a broken angle? A rectangle! (sounds like wrecked angle)

13. What does an acorn say after it grew up? Geometry! (sounds like Gee, I'm a tree)

Series that are In Need of Baby Luigi
Nintendo should seriously start giving more attention to the Baby Mario Bros. Here's a list of series that are in a desperate lack of Baby Luigi. Note that this is just my opinion.

1. Mario Golf

2. Mario Tennis

3. Super Smash Bros. (no trophy of him?)

4. Mario Party

5. Mario & Sonic

6. Mario Strikers

Mario Record Holders
Here are some of the records held by Mario and his friends!! From fattest to most talkative video game character, this is a list based on my opinions of the characters in the Mario series!

Most Popular: Mario. He's super extroverted.

Least Popular: Baby Luigi. He's such an introverted person.

Strongest: Wario (when someone touched his money), Daisy (when her temper breaks), and Baby Mario (when Mad Baby Disease strikes)

Weakest: Baby Luigi. He can't even lift up a feather.

Biggest: Petey Piranha

Smallest: Boo?

Fattest: Wario wins by a mile. Quintuple times 2nd place.

Leanest: Waluigi. Waluigi can fit through locked door cracks.

Smartest: Luigi. He has such a large mind. Besides, anyone in Mushroom Kingdom can get those job occupations Mario can.

Dumbest: Yoshi. Sorry, but please tell me where is cranium is located.

Bravest: Mario. He does anything and everything!

Least Brave: Baby Luigi. A tiny mouse and a camera sends him running away, screaming his head off. At least Luigi isn't scared of that.

Manliest: Baby Mario, hands down.

Most Girly: Waluigi. Seriously, being infected by the Barbie virus isn't a great thing either.

Most Tomboyish: Daisy. Obviously.

Most likely to get Stolen within the Next Second: Peach. She gets stolen 23084032984 times a day.

Most Maniac: Wario

Most Goblin King-like: Waluigi. Go look at his Super Mario Strikers artwork.

Most Evil: Bowser

Most Bratty: Bowser Jr.

Most Cunning: King Boo. Reason being is that he fooled fools (e.g. Mario and Luigi)

Most Monotonous: Rosalina. It doesn't make her a bad person though.

Most Gluttonous: Wario. No wonder why he's so fat.

Most Man-like Female: Birdo "Feel the wrath of my red ribbon!"

Happiest: Toad. He never stops smiling!

Funniest: Wario

Unfunniest: Baby Mario. No, this isn't a bad thing. He just tells jokes all the time, it sickens everyone up! But he does has this playful, quirky personality that can make you smile.

Most Funky: Funky Kong

Coolest: Shy Guy. NOTHING ever worries Shy Guy. He always keeps his cool.

Cutest: Baby Luigi. Maybe Wario too, but that's plain silly.

Shyest: Baby Luigi

Best Eavesdropper: Baby Mario. He pops up in the most random places!

Best Explorer: Baby Peach. It's just her hobby.

Favorite: Baby Luigi

Ok, if there is more awards to be handed out, it's ok to tell me.

Try This At Home!
This section basically about glitches and I found in several games. The results usually make me laugh because these events do not usually occur in a game! If the outcome is funny for you...well. Anyway, this is not all the glitches EVER, but I thought I might share these with you. If you know about these glitches, well...good! The names of these glitches are named by us.

The Frappe Snowland Glitch
Discovered in the late 1600's, this is a strange glitch. This is an ancient glitch, benefiting the causer and everyone else. People praised this mysterious glitch, a glitch that helped everyone out.

Now, you may ask, how does this work? Only the clever and the witty can execute such this beauty. First, there must be a race where there is the honorable 2 player in it. The chosen one must back up on the brown Bridge of Delight. The chosen one must fall into the water below the bridge with such precise and accurate placing, that the faithful Lakitu carries the racer out in the last line of the Bridge of Delight. Lakitu will then drop the chosen 2nd player and the second player falls majestically through the bridge and back into the water. Effects may be more tremendous if the lucky 2nd player tries to start up by holding 'A' until Lakitu drops thee. The only way to get out of this situation is to way the other player nudge the lucky 2nd player out of there.

Falling Through the Ground and Into Thee Water
This minor, but spectacular glitch was discovered in the 1700's. The player must travel to Choco Mountain in order to fall through thee cracks in this place. The player must travel to thee falling rocks sign. Then, with all of his might, the player must venture up the mountain, bravely tapping thee hop button, to go up and up. When reached a certain amount of distance, the player shall fall through the ground and into thee pool of delight.

Car Sticking Up the Floor Glitch
(gotta stop with this sappy talk, should I?) I do not know how this happened, but I'll tell you. In Daisy Cruiser, I decided to plop Luigi and Daisy in a Parade Kart while LeftyGreenMario was playing as Mario and someone else. Forgot who it was. Anyway, I drove to the edge of the hole where there is this underground place and an orange pipe. Mario shot a shell at me and the Parade Kart fell down and fell through the ground. And there it was, with its head sticking out. There is nothing I could do about this, but this thing can move.

Car Flipped Upside Down
It is possible to have the car stuck upside down, but it has to be the fat Parade Kart. Go to any place where you can get smashed, preferably Bowser's Castle. After that, make the Parade Kart person go underneath the Thwomps. Throw a Spiny Shell when the kart is NOT flattened and aim it at the right time. After an explosion, the kart will get smashed midair and fall slowly down. All the other karts will go right side up, but not the Parade Kart. It is still possible to switch driver and throwers, but the only way to make the Parade Kart right side up is to Thunderbolt the kart. This will cause it to turn tiny and get smashed, which will make it go right-side up again.

Baby Luigi Corpse Glitch
I do not know how this happened either, and to my theory this can happen to any character. However, I first saw this glitch when I plopped Baby Luigi and Wario to a kart.

I went to Bowser's Castle again, with LeftyGreenMario tagging along. After stopping underneath the Thwomps (I was crazy; I wanted to do crazy stuff), LGM used a Spiny Shell, and/or Thunderbolt. After getting small and exploded, Baby Luigi was hanging on the kart, getting dragged when he was smashed. When the kart reverted back, he was lying there again. He never got back up again. But, he could still use items (LOL, I could still hear him grunt as he throws a fake block) and he carries them weird. Well, you know that OF COURSE I regretted him like this, so I drove him into the water and as I know it, he wasn't stuck behind that kart like how Achilles dragged a dead Hector behind in the Trojan War.

Peach's Bootie on Fire Glitch
It happened in Bowser's Castle...again. I controlled Peach and Baby Luigi in the Waluigi Racer (heck knows why, I'm weird, ok?) and I also controlled someone else. I drove underneath the Thwomps and when I was controlling someone else, I used a Thunderbolt at the right time and Peach was saying OH OH OH OH when she was all smashed. Revert back to normal, and she STILL does it, forever. To negate its effects, just drift. But then, there's another problem. Baby Luigi acted like a total weirdo, flailing around as if he got hit by something forever. I think a way to make him stop is to get hit by anything.

Mario Floating to the Sky Glitch
I consider it the best time to use it is when you acquired your hammers. Go to the place Fawful left a rock and hammer that rock. The next area will have water in it. Go to the water fountain, and make sure Mario is in the lead. Make Mario fat and stop there. Hammer him with Luigi until he is out of water and something weird will happen. Mario will either get angry at the fountain while Luigi goes away or Mario will get angry at Luigi and fly to the sky. The camera will change when the latter occurs, and when you hammer Mario when the screen's like that, you'll see Luigi go back. I suggest you save before doing this, because sometimes, you will get stuck.

Music Glitch
Simple. Just enter any Green pipe as Smashed Mario and go anywhere else. The place will then play the music that you were in. (eg: Joke's End music in Little Fungitown. That's the only music I let play whenever I go there. XD) Plus, use tiny Mario and go to the BeanBean Castle Sewers. The regular BeanBean Castle music will play, even if it's supposed to be the Underground Music. I love this glitch. :D

I Fell Into the Water in Funky Stadium!
That is SO weird. I played as Baby Luigi in Coin Runner against Yoshi, controlled by me. I decided to collect coins and I went up the Half-Pipe and swerved downwards. I fell through the crack and the next thing I knew, I was in the water. How did I know? Ask Baby Luigi; he sounded like he fell into the water and when Lakitu picked him up, he was blubbering like some dog. The same situation occured in DK Summit.

Magic Code: Double Vision
The words were taken from Diddy Kong Racing, where in that game, the magic code allows you to play as more than 1 of the same character at once. The same could be done in Mario Kart Wii, but not intentional. Go to the select screen with 2 or more players. Select anyone you want (preferably Diddy Kong) and move your cursor away. Then, another player should do the same as the latter player. Repeat until done with last player. Then go back one screen and click on it again to go back to the character selection. There, 2-4 Diddy Kongs/Baby Luigis/Bowsers/WHATEVER!! available for use. The may seem a little awkward when selecting a kart, but in-game play is normal, except 2-4 times the voices and insanity!

My Signature
Since I will be changing my signatures during the holidays, here it is.

Normal Sig:  Baby  Luigi  OnFire '

Christmas Sig:  Baby  Luigi  OnFire '''

Images I Uploaded
(Courtesy to the people who had ripped these sprites and textures)