User:YellowYoshi398

'''Okay, before I say anything, I want to tell you to join the Retro Sega Wiki, where I'm Miles "Mouse" Prower. A lot of Super Mario Wiki users are members of it, so you shouldn't feel too alienated there... Um, anyway... join... and help us... Okay, I'll get on with the page.'''

"A little thought can usually totally convince me to believe something completely opposite of my initial belief..."

- User:YellowYoshi398

Hello! Thanks for visiting my user page... I'm YellowYoshi398. I've been a member of the Super Mario Wiki ever since November 26, 2006, which hasn't been that long, I suppose...

Anyway, I really enjoy editing the Super Mario Wiki. I usually correct any mistake I happen to see while reading a page, but my favorite thing to do here is add new content and create pages of my own (most of which seem to be about trivial events/characters/places in the RPGs). The Super Mario Wiki is really fun... and addictive. Anyway, I also write in on talk pages when necessary, and I try to upload an image here and there... Yeah.

I find the Super Mario Wiki superior to other sites (such as Wikipedia) because of the friendly people on it. Sure, it sounds weird, but the good ol' SMW seems a lot more... social then the rest. Pretty shortly after I joined (or at least after I wrote the article on the Aurora Block), I was bombarded (in a very, very good way) with compliments and encouragements of all sorts. Everyone here is awesome.

I once dreamed that Dora the Explorer was part of the tertiary focus of the Super Mario Wiki... Maybe I should get a little more organized before I ramble on into randomness.

Me
Well, my actual name is Branden (which happens to be my internet pseudonym in a few places, such as my unimpressive Mario fansite). I'm a devout Christian, and I live... on Earth. Okay, I don't really like to give much personal information away, but I will tell you that I live in the United States of America. I'm also male, and thirteen years old. I play the piano and saxophone and I'm outfitted with glasses and braces, but other than that I'm boring and normal. On to more specific, exciting things!

My History With Mario
Ah, Mario... One of my favorite subjects. There we were: six cousins, and a NES (which is practically a family member, too). Okay, I'll explain. In those glory days of toddlerhood, back when my mom and dad went to work but I wasn't old enough for school, my grandma would babysit me. She'd also babysit my brother, and... all those cousins. Anyway, tons of things went on in those days... We watched a lot of Nick Jr.... But the real exciting thing was my grandma's three (maybe four? =P) NESs. Some of them belonged/were claimed by us cousins, but the "main" one, the one that worked the best and was loved the best, was that of my cousin Tyler. Tyler was the oldest cousin, and I was downright afraid of him back then, but it was so worth it just to watch a play session of Super Mario Bros. Ah, those days of simple n00bishness... Toad was known as "diaper baby", Hammer Bros. had sinister grins rather than helmet straps, and so on and so on. How we loved those days of SMB, SMB2, and SMB3 (not to mention Dr. Mario, and... well, you get the point). Needless to say, I always had a love of Mario. However, this love wasn't enhanced to its current point until around fourth grade (three years ago), when I purchased Super Mario Advance 4 for my GBA (which used to be one of my most prized possessions...). The names and whatnot that I knew were those left over from my toddlerhood n00bism, but, with a little research (which includes my discovery of Wikipedia), I was soon very familiar with everything Mario. More research, and I became a downright nerd. And I'm proud.

My History At the Super Mario Wiki
My wiki experience started at Wikipedia, where I learned the basics of that wiki code thing. I also went through my n00b stage there (under my IP address). Ah, yes... Back then, not all of my edits were helpful. I'd change or even remove things due to my own personal beliefs, and I'd do it a LOT. When I look back on my old Wikipedia contribs, I've just gotta think... WOW. I did do helpful stuff there, though, and I was no vandal. After stopping Wikipedia edits for a whole year (due to wanting to keep my IP address private), I eventually officially joined under "YellowYoshi398" and became a LOT more helpful. I'd learned... But this paragraph isn't supposed to be about Wikipedia! It should be about the Super Mario Wiki... Anyway, my first encounter with the SMW was a long time ago... I can't quite remember how I found it, but I believe it had something to do with Wikipedia... (Don't worry, I won't ramble on about it anymore.) Anyway, this one, first visit... wasn't quite... good. I don't know if I came at a bad time or anything, but there were two articles (that are both now deleted) that dissappointed me: "Mario and the Koopa Family", which was about some made-up Mario movie (that not only featured Bowser Jr. and Mama Koopa, but all the Koopalings), and Jumping Green Lui, which was about an item from a fangame (of all things) called Mario Forever. As shameful as it is to admit, these annoying articles made me stay away from the Super Mario Wiki for quite some time. However, after joining Wikipedia under a username, I soon returned to the SMW... and immediately looked up "Mario and the Koopa Family" and "Jumping Green Lui". They had been deleted! Perhaps the Super Mario Wiki wasn't so bad. Well, whether it was or whether it wasn't, I didn't join until much later. I did, however, have it constantly in mind, probably due to how much I enjoyed Wikipedia. I didn't make that decision until one day... One day when I was replaying Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time (which is the game that a lot of my older edits were based around), and Toadsworth the Younger told Toadsworth that he "looked like he had a Bristle in his britches". That was it. Enough. I turned the game off, tossed it to my side, and rushed to the computer. I quickly became a SMW user, and made my first edit to Bristle. A discovery like this just couldn't go unnoticed.

However, my story doesn't end there. I continued making small, mostly grammar-related edits and putting in some new content here and there, but I just didn't have much enthusiasm about the wiki yet. Then, there was one more night when I was playing M&L:PiT (I owe a lot to that game)... I heard that gate mention a place called the "Star Realm", which aroused my curiosity. What game was that from? The next day, Sunday, I was reviewing that thought... when the Super Mario Wiki popped into my head. "I bet they have an article on it!" I thought, "and if not... I could make it!" I soon managed to look "Star Realm" up, and, almost to my fortune, there was no article on it. I logged on, and, well, made it! My first article! Later, I noticed my link to Aurora Block was missing. I made that, too! And then it happened... The article soon got an edit, and in its summary Monty Mole complimented me. Knife agreed in a similar manner. Knife even left me a thanks in my talk page! Later, Mariofan132 sent tons of encouragement, and that sent it over the top. I was here to stay, and I want to thank everyone I mentioned, as well as everyone else on this wiki, for that. I probably wouldn't be typing this if it wasn't for them.

Cool Users
Here they are, the users who have come to be respected by me. Note that the only order they're in is alphabetical order, and please don't be offended if you're not on here. (Who knows... Do something nice to/for me, and you very well may end up here! =D)


 * 3dejong - He's... just... AWESOME!
 * Booster - Helped a lot with Category:Parents.
 * Dry Bones - Another Yellow Yoshi fan who thinks I'm cool, too! 8)
 * Fg - Nice enough to drop by and say "hi". :)
 * Great Gonzo - He put me in his AWESOME epic story, and I'm even gonna be in his comic! He also helped with Category:Parents.
 * HK-47 - He welcomed me, he calls me cool nicknames "YY" and "yellowdinodude", and he THINKS CHEESE IS DELICIOUS!
 * Knife - He was the first to compliment me on my talk page after doing so in an edit summary for Aurora Block.
 * Lukecferree - He might not edit much, but, in reality, he's, like, my best friend EVER!
 * Mariofan132 - He may be THE REASON I'm still around. All the compliments and encouragements he left me really helped me in my activity on the Super Mario Wiki.
 * Maxlover2 - I'm a major character in his adventure comic, and a fighter in the Smash Bros. one! He also thought my dice combo in Mario Party Advance was "fantastic". 8)
 * Monty Mole - The first-ever person to give me a compliment; he did so in an edit summary on Aurora Block.
 * Paper Jorge - He used to seem to be the only person to ever respond to my talk page posts, and he always did so in such a nice manner... Paper Jorge is awesome.
 * Parayoshi - I don't recall ever even interacting with him, but for some reason I've always looked up to him.
 * Sir Grodus - He's just cool, and he wrote a awesome article on the Kremean War seemingly by my request.
 * Son of Suns - He complimented me on both the Drill Bit article and on my articles in general.
 * Super paper luigi - We sort of have a lot in common, if you know what I mean. (His first and second favorite characters, excluding Donkey Kong, happen to be an inverse of mine.) We're also just very good friends.
 * Wayoshi - Thought my spritesheet was awesome. 8)

Users Who Like Cheese
Practically the same thing as Cool Users, but...
 * 3dejong - A self-proclaimed "life-size Cheezedor".
 * Aipom - Not only likes cheese, but loves it. Hope he invites me to the wedding!
 * Gofer - Finds cheese to be at least one of his favorite sources of nutrients.
 * Great Gonzo - Uses awesome sight gags to establish the fact that Yoshi likes cheese. Also responsible for the Cheese Userbox.
 * HK-47 - Perhaps the best-known of the cheese lovers. Can also be credited as the "founding father" of all things cheese.
 * Maxlover2 - Officially named the Cheese Craze of '07.
 * Plumber - Dislikes melted cheese.
 * Super paper luigi - Another literate "lover" (or so he says) of cheese. I sense a love triangle here...
 * YellowYoshi398 - A cheese fan who enjoys melted cheese only on nachos.

A Day in the Life of Mario

 * Roses are red
 * Violets are blue
 * Mario saves Peach
 * Whenever it's due


 * He valiantly beats Bowser
 * Because he's so cool
 * He defeats the Koopa King
 * In his swimming pool (Think Super Mario Sunshine.)


 * "I'll kill you," says Mario,
 * "With fists flying high.
 * I'll bounce you and trounce you
 * THEN U AM CRY."


 * So Mario does it
 * And he saves the day
 * And the Mushroom People
 * All shout "Hooray!"


 * For Mario, our hero
 * Who is so awesome
 * We can rely on him
 * To find out some word that rhymes with "awesome"

Hope

 * Hope is the thing with feathers
 * That perches in the soul
 * And sings the song without the words
 * And never stops at all (This can get annoying...)

PEACHYCAKES IS BACK!
''Special Note - This poem is based on a true event. On the morning of Saturday 17, 2007, a user named Tonya Logan, who CLAIMED not to be Peachycakes, struck... resulting in the first time I helped out in spam reverting.''

''Special Note II: THE SEQUEL! - As it turns out, Tonya Logan WASN'T Peachycakes... ''Nonetheless, this is sort of a "documentary" on user's thoughts on the event at the current time, and... Okay, I won't ruin the poem or anything. :D ''


 * PEACHYCAKES IS BACK!
 * THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
 * The battle cry rang through the air
 * Giving us a thrill


 * We gathered up our brothers
 * And readied our own selves
 * With tons of help from others
 * We new that we'd prevail


 * We clicked the recent changes
 * And watched for that unruly troll
 * Some of us spewed out language
 * When we saw her evil go


 * "I'm not Peachycakes!" She'd scream out
 * "I'm really, really not!
 * And if you believe me
 * I'll give you a tater tot!"


 * But we didn't believe her
 * And reverted without fear
 * So sad that she persisted
 * Turning our wiki into a smear


 * But we valiantly protected
 * Our SMW
 * And on the recent changes
 * We all did keep our view


 * "No, guys! Come on! Join me!
 * You know that you want to!
 * Together we can make it seem
 * Like Luigi's in SMW2!"


 * Yes, Peachycakes was raving
 * On her 19th account
 * I tell you, man, she's crazy
 * All she does is pout


 * But we reverted all her edits
 * From DKC2 to DKC3
 * I tell you, we all did
 * It certainly wasn't all me


 * She screamed in pain and agony
 * Went out to count to three
 * And removed all her warnings
 * But that didn't work, thanks to me!


 * Soon Peachycakes was defeated
 * On that very day
 * Oh yes, she was deleted
 * By a young man named Jorge


 * After a long, hard battle
 * Our land was finally free
 * Remember this, you and your cattle,
 * It wasn't only me.

Heat Death (a Story)
I, too, am writing a story. Yeah. I'm such a non-conformist/non-idea stealer. None of us are in it. None. Okay, maybe a few (in the first few chapters and whatnot), but not many. Just our great, great, great, great grandchildren. Yes, it takes place in the future. I'll skip to it.

But before I'd do so, I'd like to say that this story is named after one of its major plot points: a theory known as the heat death of the universe. I don't know much about heat death; all I know (and this may even be VERY wrong) is that the sun is apparently burning out and earth will one day freeze because of this. Like I said, this might be wrong; you may comment about the story on my talk page, but please tell me nothing about how wrong I am about heat death. It's just a story...

Chapter One: A Tale of Two Planets
The universe: a swirling mass of all things assorted. There's no limit at all to the contents of this great, great thing. Lands like Popstar, Hyrule, Raccoon City; they're all housed in our universe. But there's one place... One forgotten place... In the center of it all...

Earth. Once a thriving, bustling, beautiful planet. Once filled with blue waters, soft clouds, and light green grass. Once home to complex humans, industrious ants, and other beautiful creatures. Maybe once. But not now.

Long, long, long ago, Earth supported life. The ignorant, oblivious life it supported was even duped into thinking that they were alone; the only forms of life in our universe. They ignored their neighbors: the Pac-People, the Mobians, the Toads... They thought they were better. They were all fools...

Except for the members of a secret organization known as the MarioWiki. They knew little of other places, but all of them had enough pride to say that they were aware, very aware, of the Mushroom Planet. The MarioWikiers were the only Earthling followers of the graceful planet, and at least they knew what to do when it happened...

Perhaps you've heard of the theory of heat death. The sun is burning out, yes. One day it will be no more, and we will all freeze, they say. Part of a natural plan, no? Yes. This terrible belief of heat death troubled little of the ignoramuses on the planet Earth; and not necessarily due to their foolishness. They planned to come from the dust and go to the snow. They could hardly care of the dastardly provement of the second law of thermodynamics that is heat death.

But the MarioWikiers cared. They cared greatly about their planet and its inhabitants... And they knew just what to do. Retreat.

"Earth is the only planet that can support life," blabbed the scientists. "You'll never be able to find another place. Turn back."

The MarioWikiers didn't listen, and their remaining members are proud of that to this day. They continued to proclaim their belief of an escape from heat death; they told the others that the Mushroom Planet would be an ideal place of residence, but no one cared. They decided to stick with the common beliefs that such an escape was impossible; that no planet could serve life except for their dying one. But the MarioWikiers didn't give up. They tried to convince others to live 'till the very last minute... To no prevail. On that last day...

"Move, move, MOVE!" Porplemontage, leader of the MarioWikiers, commanded his underlings.

"Yes, we must hurry!" stated Wayoshi, the organization's vice president.

They had tried. They tried hard. Very hard... But it didn't work. No one, no one but the MarioWikiers and a few of their parents, had listened. Now they were all climbing on board a ramshackle space pod, one by one. This was surely the last day. The day heat death would be fulfilled. They had tried...

"NO!" cried a voice from the middle of the line. "No, no, NOOOO!" This voice belonged to Koopa lover, a young follower of the ways of MarioWiki.

"What do you mean 'no'?" Porple questioned.

"I.. just... can't leave!" yelled a teary-eyed Koopa lover. "I've lived here all of my life, and... I just can't go! I can't leave and abandoned my friends and family! I--"

"They had their chance," interrupted an all-business Wayoshi. "They chose to stay and freeze; they will stay and freeze."

"Now don't be so cold," said Steve, "not to be perceiving any kind of joke. Let the wikier speak."

"I... I..." Koopa lover didn't quite know what to say. "I suppose you're right. I'll go..."

"Good," said Porplemontage. "Excellent."

"Yes, very good," said Wayoshi. "The users should all be loaded in a few minutes..."

And they were. Soon, even Wayoshi had boarded the escape pod to the Mushroom Planet.

"Come on, Porple," he told, "that's all of them. You can come in now."

Porplemontage had been waiting outside of the pod for quite some time now, hoping that he hadn't forgotten any of his beloved users. "Are you sure?"

"Yes, every MarioWikier's here," Wayoshi said. "I'm your Bureaucrat. You can trust me."

"You're right about that," replied Steve. "Okay then, it looks like I can come on board now!"

"Yes, everyone's here."

With that assurance, Porplemontage began to step up to the boarding slope. At least, be began to, when...

"You forgot me..."

Porplemontage stopped dead in his tracks when he heard this mysterious voice.

"Porple?" Wayoshi asked, worried for his leader.

"You forgot me..." repeated the voice. By now, Porplemontage decided to turn back.

"STEVE!" Wayoshi screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HEAT DEATH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!"

"Where are you?" Steve calmly asked the mysterious voice.

"YOU FORGOT ME!" the voice screamed once again, resulting in the appearance of a mysterious, cloaked figure.

"What are you doing, Porple?!" a concerned Wayoshi, who seemed to be unable to see the "forgotten one", yelled to his leader.

"Um..." Porplemontage was beginning to think that the creature he was after wasn't worth saving.

"Get on board!" Wayoshi, beginning to step off of the pod, commanded.

"Oka--" Steve was cut off by the cloaked figure pulling out a huge dagger.

"Don't forget me..." it almost sang.

Porplemontage was frozen with fear. He didn't know who the cloaked one was. It could've been a MarioWikier, but it was certainly a very cruel and sadistic one. "Who... are you?"

Steve's question was answered with the creature's action of pulling the hood of his cloak off. "NO!" Steve screamed, "NOT YOU! NOT YO--"

He was interrupted by the character throwing his dagger directly at him. Steve managed to avoid it, but not without being pinned to the ground by the figure himself.

"What's going on?!" a confused Wayoshi screamed.

"FORGET ABOUT ME!" Steve commanded. "JUST GET THE POD OUT OF HERE! BEGIN THE COLONY... and..."

"What? What?"

"...remember me..."


 * To be continued...

Appearances in Other Parts of the Super Mario Wiki
I tell ya, I'm famous... Well, not really. But, now that I'm starting to appear in some places, I thought I'd make note of them! (Note: Items are listed in alphabetical order.)

Dry Bones' Comic
I am one of the many suspects who may have killed Wayoshi in Dry Bones' comic; I am briefly seen with the other possible murderers in the comic's trailer.

Great Gonzo's Comic
I will appear in Great Gonzo's upcoming comic, presumably as a member of a fighting pair going against a troller duo.

Great Gonzo's Story
I first appeared in issue three of Legend of the Infinite Empire, Great Gonzo's story. In the story, I am one third of a group in the 'Shroom Army known as the "Omega Squad"; the other two members of the Omega Squad (which completely consisted of Yoshis) were YoshiFan and Parayoshi. My role in the story is to stop some seemingly Gradius-inspired aliens who had invaded Poshley Heights, and it was established in issue four that I am well known for my 5A Shotgun.

Hk's Story
I've also appeared (under the nickname "YY") in another story; Hk's The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince (which has, so far, taught be two things: the meaning of the word "ineffably" and what O² is). At first my appearance, which showed me going outside to breathe O² (which I, in actuality, have no idea what is), but quickly going back into my flat upon seeing a bull, seemed to be brief; however, I appeared to have had more to do with the plot as a group of strange creatures (seemingly from "elsewhere", I encounter a lot of aliens in stories) entered my home and abducted me into the great army (much to my chagrin).

Adventure
I was given my first appearance in Max2's comics in Comic #2, where Max2, 3dejong, and friends met me as one of the many users visiting the Ultimate Casino. By the end of the comic (and after 3dejong received a new Hammer from Ultimatetoad), a joined Max2 and company and their adventures. I will go on to become a major character, they say.

Smash Bros.
While I have not yet appeared in the SSBW comics, it is known that I will be in them, fighting alongside the Ultimate Overlord of Cheese himself, HK-47. "We got cheese pow'r", as he says. It is known that Hk and I will actually be in the very next battle, fighting a team made up of User:Fg and a Yellow Koopa Troopa. (We were initially scheduled to fight SPL and Dry Bones; however, this was changed.) I also appeared in the trailer to the comics, where I was teamed up with Parayoshi.

Paper Jorge's Game
I was recently revealed to be one of the (minor) playable characters! SWEET VICTORY!

Plumber's Comics
My only appearance in Plumber's comics was Comic #4, where I quickly cameoed. In this cameo, I Ground Pounded Knife as a way to "entertain" onlookers.

Articles I've Started

 * 1) Star Realm
 * 2) Aurora Block
 * 3) Gramma Red and Gramma Green
 * 4) Monchee
 * 5) Army Hammer Bro
 * 6) Vibe Scepter
 * 7) Goomez
 * 8) Eddy the Mask
 * 9) Business Bro.
 * 10) Delfino Emergency Broadcast System
 * 11) Rogueport Direct Mail Service
 * 12) Rogueport Restoration Committee
 * 13) Mushroom Sea
 * 14) Pot Cannon
 * 15) Johnson
 * 16) Drill Bit
 * 17) Superball
 * 18) Foppish Gourmet Weekly
 * 19) Headless Snowman
 * 20) Hand-It-Overs
 * 21) Para-Goom
 * 22) Hen
 * 23) Spear-bot
 * 24) Mask-Guy
 * 25) Hamma Jamma's Grandfather
 * 26) Hamma Jamma's Father
 * 27) Mario Kirby Masterpiece
 * 28) Kroop's Wife
 * 29) Kaboomka Fireworks Factory
 * 30) Kolorado's Father
 * 31) Jack
 * 32) Britney
 * 33) Spore King
 * 34) Toxic Toad Z
 * 35) Toadland Yard

The Deleted Ones

 * 1) Gramma Red - Gramma Red and Gramma Green has a strange, thought-inducing history... As depicted on the Gramma Red and Gramma Green talk page, there were once articles for the individuals that are Gramma Red and Gramma Green as well as an article for "Gramma Red and Gramma Green" the "organization". (I made all of these and don't know why; I was honestly inspired by the King and Queen Nimbus article, which features a similar issue that no action has been taken on.) After a little debate, the articles for not only Gramma Red but also Gramma Green were deleted, leaving Gramma Red and Gramma Green behind. Gramma Red has, though, been revived as a redirect to Gramma Red and Gramma Green.
 * 2) Gramma Green - See the above for the Grammas' (complicated) swan song. (Note that this article, like its counterpart, has been reissued as a redirect to its better.)

Categories I've Started

 * Category:Implied
 * Category:Parents
 * Category:Married
 * Category:Ships

The Deleted Ones

 * 1) NSMBbetamap.png - Well, I had always thought that we needed some NSMB kinda manual scan for Beta Elements page... You know page twelve? It has some cheesy beta map icons in one of its screenshots! Anyway, I soon found the manual from Nintendo.com, and quickly had the map section cut out and ready to be uploaded. (I tried to get the whole screenshot, but its file size was WAY too big.) Anyway, I uploaded it as soon as I could, and, after I uploaded it, I decided to check my own manual. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE CHECKED IT BEFORE I UPLOADED THE IMAGE?! Nintendo had, like they've been known to do, taken out the cool beta picture for the online manual... Then, I shamefully requested that a sysop delete it, and Monty Mole soon granted this request. Now, our only hope is that some lucky guy with a scanner'll get that (ACTUAL) beta pic...

Sub-Pages

 * User:YellowYoshi398/sig - Check out my amazing signature, which SPL made for me.

Awesome 'Shroom Subscription that I Couldn't Find Anywhere Else to Put but Really Looked Hard
I'm gonna find a better place for the 'Shroom box, but until then, read the 'Shroom! You'll be happy!

And because I have no better way to end my user page, I'll leave it at this: Have you ever noticed how sly ":)" looks in comparison to "=)"?