User talk:Ray Trace

= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

I won't die
Yeah right...

You're dead (hate message)
You suck. I hate you. Why do YOU get all the "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" crap and I get NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are an idiot. I shall now hate you for life. I HATE YOU, YOU UGLY BEAST!!! Go back to your smelly, repulsive, damp cave you smelly monster.

23:50, 19 February 2010 (EST)

P.S. When you were born, a planet that supports life (but we didn't discovered yet) exploded and 323,343,324,234,532,653 bird species went extinct. Also, your birth set off a mass eruption that killed everybody in village Teiesan. What do you got to say about THAT??

P.P.S. You are now cursed by the ElGeeEm divine Aphelocoma californica. Your curse is that you will eventually marry Wario someday. Muahahahahahaha!

P.P.P.S. You are now bestowed with the curse.


 * The curse will be lifted. But I will inflict with another curse called the SUMFOL&HFIB. You will eventually marry Luigi someday. And get bombarded by red shells. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Just kidding.

Aphelocoma californica . I hate this user. (No I don't. I know her. She won't get hurt. I promise).
Type that in Google Images and see what you get.

Anyway, your logic is flawed because I was born before you. But RIGHT when you were born, an earthquake hit and collapsed a building. There was an ugly dog inside there. Its blood spilled. Baby Luigi spawned out of that (his debut appearance was in 1995, the year of destruction, depression, anxiety, war, sadness, and hatred. It's the date you and I were born. Worst dates ever in the history of history.

Don't think I'm jealous of you. Because I am.

I hate you.

23:59, 19 February 2010 (EST)

P.S. You suck.

Does it hurt to tell your friends that it is MY birthday too?
T-T

00:04, 20 February 2010 (EST)

Does it hurt to tell your friends that it is MY birthday too?
T-T

00:04, 20 February 2010 (EST)

I am NOT worshipping that hideous blobl you call Baby Luigi
Baby Luigi is overrated. I sometimes hate him because you give him so much attention. Why the hell Baby Luigi is a featured article before Mario? Now, if Baby Luigi was nominated for unfeaturing an article, I'd be overjoyed.

Now.

Tell.

Your.

FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

00:08, 20 February 2010 (EST)

Fun fact: French people say "J'ai chaud" when they are hot. Literal translation? I have hot.

I have fury.

I'm nervous, you little idiot.

I am worshipping Baby Luigi
Yay Contradictory sentences.

Check out the FI rules
From now on, unless we nominated the article, we are not supposed to add a reason why we support.

Lame. But it saves more time than typing it all up.

00:31, 20 February 2010 (EST)

=WARIO FACTS AVAILABLE!! COSTS 10 MKCs.= First of all, MKC is Mushroom Kingdom Currency, not Mario Kart Combo (another one of my dream games)

Second thing...
 * 1) Who will win in the 100 meter dash, Wario or a snail. The snail will win.
 * 2) You can smell Wario's fart from infinity miles away.
 * 3) Sega decided to make Wario instead of Dr. Eggman the enemy of Sonic.
 * 4) Did you ever see the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games Intro?? Wario got confused by the snow.
 * 5) Don't ever let Wario borrow your stuff. He will eat it all up.
 * 6) Worms can't see. But worms can see Wario. They crawl away at the sight of Wario.
 * 7) Wario was the combination of Warui and Mario.
 * 8) Fawful sided with Bowser, Mario, Conker, Aniken Skywalker, and Sonic the hedgehog to kill Wario. -

=Wario is so fat= Wario is so fat that he takes up the space of 2 myrillion (10^10000) universes. -

=Message for LeftyPurpleMario= Mario exists in the real world. He got 7th in the 2010 winter Vancouver olympics Snowboard Cross and 3rd in the Small Final. Daisy also exists in the real world. -

=Your "This is a false sentence" in User Talk:Fawfulfury65 and other random stuff= I heard that everyone is going to team up against Wario, Luigi, Mario (Fictional Character, not Snowboard Cross Olympian), and Peach. Why Luigi??? Because he is my least favorite character. Why Mario and Peach??? It's their alter ego. Luigi created it. (actually a he she.) Baby Luigi is way better then Luigi. I usually control 2 remotes and kill Luigi and Wario in Grumble Volcano. -

PS: The PS on the bottom is false.

PPS: The PS above is true.

PPPS: The PS above is false.

PPPPS: The PS above is true.

PPPPPS: The PS above is false.

PPPPPPS: The PS above is true.

PPPPPPPS: The PS above is false.

PPPPPPPPS: The PS above is true.

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Contradictory UserBoxes
Yeah. I will delete that as soon as possible. -

Wario
You know that picture you sent me? Would have been much better if everyone else got at least 50 coins.

Today, I saw a squirrel and a scrub jay. The cute little blue thing was following the squirrel.

And in case you were wondering, I didn't see the chicken today.

I think some people don't understand what the heck am I talking about.

Anyway, Wario should die. His fart is worse than a volcanic eruption. And unlike a volcanic eruption, no species can rebound after Wario broke the wind.

Mushroom Kingdom Planet (or whatever) should think about terraforming Earth. They can get rid of global warming for us. We pay back by worshipping the residents of Mushroom Kingdom, especially Mario and Baby Luigi.

Mario and Baby Luigi are so awesome, they could win in a fight against Master and Chief.

17:49, 20 February 2010 (EST)

P.S. I still hate you, you know. Don't think I forgot what happened yesterday.

P.P.S. They forecasted refreshing, cool, relaxing rain, but I see the hot, blistering, bone-dry sun outside. I EXPECT RAIN, NOT THAT STUPID SUN!

P.P.P.S I hate sunny weather.

STORKY!!!
I heart storks!

I love Corvus brachyrhynchos too, you know.

Kamek doesn't deserve to be a separate character. He is just some stupid female magikoopa with a name. What a moron. He sucks. I hate him.

What if Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were in Melee? That would be so awesome. I could throw a bomb at them and turn them into a star.

BTW, turning people into stars is the best part of Melee.

18:08, 20 February 2010 (EST)

I hate garlic
After I read that, I started to feel sick of garlic.

Actually, I like garlic, ONLY if it's used to flavor bok choy or cabbage. Otherwise, I hate that unpleasant odor from garlic. Besides, I wouldn't eat something that's shaped like Wario's nose. EWWWW!!!!

I love crows. They don't deserve the hate. Crows are one the few birds known to play fight. That's cute.

18:16, 20 February 2010 (EST)

I'm a girl and I HATE Twilight
For those who think all girls love Twilight, you guys are absolutely wrong. I hate Twilight. I hope the author of this pile of crap burns in a fire. Seriously, Twilight is nothing but cheesecake, blueberry smoothie, and huge giant pieces of 80 percent cacao dark chocolate.

DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!!!!!

And if I offended any people here, well, you guys can keep your opinions. Not every girl likes that cursed black textbook.

18:33, 20 February 2010 (EST)