List of WarioWare Gold quotes

This is a list of quotes pertaining to WarioWare Gold.

Story

 * "9-Volt is home soon! I'd better start on dinner."
 * "Or not—this looks good."
 * "Frying pan?"
 * "Whaa—?"
 * "Wow! R-Really?!"
 * "YES!"
 * "Uh, what?"
 * "Who in the world thought THIS up?"
 * "Maybe I will."
 * "Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!"
 * "Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!"
 * "One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!"
 * "Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!"
 * "We've got hot dogs!"
 * "Did you bring something for us, Ashley?"
 * "Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like."
 * "Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow."
 * "Oh, quit faking. You'll be fine."

Start

 * "Do your best!"
 * "Let's do this!"
 * "Mind your manners."

Winning a Microgame

 * "Wow!"
 * "Gold star!"
 * "Great job!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "You're a star."
 * "That's it!"
 * "Don't give up!"
 * "Doing great!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "Look at that!"
 * "You made it!" - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "No sweat!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "That's the way!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life
 * "Stay strong!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life
 * "Close one!" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "Did your hand slip?"
 * "Oh, my."
 * "Oh, well."
 * "It's okay."
 * "You fell for that one." - Falling for a trick
 * "That's too bad..."
 * "Can I help?" - After losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Pay attention, now!" - Idling
 * "Careful, now!" - One life left
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Hurry up!" - Speed up
 * "Move it!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss game
 * "It's now or never!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Look at that!" - 1-up
 * "What a boost!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Here's your reward." - Bonus
 * "This won't be easy!" - Level up
 * "Just couldn't cut it." - Game over
 * "That's a shame." - Game over
 * "You're reaching new heights!" - New high score
 * "You're so talented!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Great effort!" - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "Feeling good!" - Story complete
 * "We're due for a break." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?"
 * "Fronk!"
 * "Daa-da daaaaa!"
 * "Eheheheheh!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "9-Volt!"

B-rank

 * "HRGRGRRGRR!"
 * "How awful!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Mmhmm!"
 * "Hmhm-hm!"
 * "Pay attention!"

Story

 * "I'm home!"
 * "YEAH!"
 * "My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!"
 * "NO WAY!"
 * "Math class again? Come on."
 * "Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—who said that?"
 * "Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school."
 * "Hey, keep it down."
 * "Uh, yeah. Kinda."
 * "44...right?"
 * "504!"
 * "But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff."
 * "It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!"
 * "Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!"
 * "I did it! I beat the game!"
 * "Thanks to my...apprentice."
 * "You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?"
 * "Huh? Old?! You're not old!"
 * "One?!"
 * "Awesome! What did everyone bring?"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea."
 * "Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!"
 * "Hold on!"

Starting

 * "Hit the start button!"
 * "Adventure awaits!"
 * "It's go time!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Way to game!"
 * "Bam!"
 * "What!?"
 * "Wowee!"
 * "You rule!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "So cool!"
 * "Dude!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "Awesome!"
 * "Unbelievable!"
 * "You're killing it!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Hold on!" - After 5 microgames with last life
 * "Don't let up now!" - After 5 microgames with last life
 * "You made it!" - Winning just before time runs out
 * "That's the trick!" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "What?!"
 * "That hurt!"
 * "Eh, no big deal."
 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "What's the damage?"
 * "Where were you?" - Idling
 * "Uh, not so hot!" - Losing 3 times in a row
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left
 * "One life left!" - One life left
 * "You fell for THAT?!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Increase speed!" - Speed up
 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss game
 * "You can do this!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Got a life!" - 1-up
 * "Whew!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Bonus time!" - Bonus
 * "Buckle up!" - Level up
 * "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
 * "Game over..." - Game over
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "What a hero!" - Story complete
 * "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm 9-Volt, Nintendo's biggest fan!"
 * "18-Volt!"
 * "Sure!"
 * "Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Thanks!"

B-rank

 * "Hmmmm!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Leave the gaming to me!"
 * "So..."
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Uh-huh."

Sneaky Gamer

 * "9-Volt!"
 * "So..." - Instructions
 * "Don't let Mom catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below."
 * "Pretend to sleep whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!"
 * "It's game time!"
 * "We can't let Mom find out!"
 * "Back to the fray!" - Restarting
 * "Yes! I beat the game!" - Winning

Story

 * "I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon."
 * "Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square."
 * "My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show."
 * "Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Bested...by a fourth grader."

Winning a microgame

 * "No!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * "Hmm!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Man..."

Losing a microgame

 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "Beat'cha!"
 * "Sweet!"

Story

 * "Yes! One day closer to summer!"
 * "What? Who took your games?"
 * "Who's that?!"
 * "I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back."
 * "Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win."
 * "Uh, Diamond City Elementary."
 * "I'm in fourth grade."
 * "If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!"
 * "And veggies!"
 * "Oh?"
 * "We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "No big deal. I just got lucky."
 * "Don't you know stealing's wrong?"

Starting

 * "It's go time!"
 * "Go go go!"
 * "Let's do this!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Nice playing!"
 * "What a pro!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Woah!"'
 * "Clearly!"
 * "Boom!"
 * "Hahahahaha!"
 * "Keep it going!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life
 * "Doin' great!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Yeah! Yeah!"
 * "Ohh!"
 * "I'm feelin' it!"
 * "Never give up!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life
 * "That... was... close!" - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Not one mistake?!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "No fooling you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "Huh?"
 * "Aw!"
 * "Aw, man!"
 * "Gotta relax..."
 * "Not good!"
 * "What'cha doing?"
 * "You playing?" - Idling
 * "N-n-n-no!" - After failing 3 microgames in a row
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left
 * "Last chance!" - One life left
 * "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Speeding up!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss game
 * "Careful! No more mistakes!" - Boss game with one life remaining
 * "Aw yeah, earned that!" - 1-up
 * "What a relief!" - 1-up with one life remaining
 * "Get more points! More!" - Bonus
 * "Gonna get tougher!" - Level up
 * "Aw, man. That's that." - Game over
 * "That is rough!" - Game over
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "Great job!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Pro gamer!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "My raps are the best!" - Story complete
 * "That's it!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "9-Volt!"
 * "Hahaha!"
 * "Whew!"
 * "Wha?"
 * "Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun..."

B-rank

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Come on! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "That's right!"
 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Wha?"

Amy

 * "Over there. See?"
 * "I can't believe it."
 * "Yeah. I wanna meet him."
 * "Hi!"
 * "That obvious, huh?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "Wow. That was something."
 * "Can we get a few more?"
 * "Thank you! This totally made our night."
 * "See ya! Your cat is SO cute."

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Uh-oh."
 * "Never heard of him."
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Eh."
 * "Obviously. You're my ride."
 * "It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."
 * "It's finished."
 * "I brought this...garlic."
 * "Did you say...next time?"
 * "No, it doesn't."
 * "That was easy."

Starting

 * "Hocus Pocus..."
 * "Ready?"
 * "Let's go."

Winning a Microgame

 * "Ah."
 * "Aha."
 * "Bravo."
 * "Acceptable."
 * "Not bad."
 * "Pretty good."
 * "I see..."
 * "Wicked."
 * "Better."
 * "Hm."
 * "Making progress."
 * "Interesting." - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "Stick with it." - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life
 * "Hanging by a thread." - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life
 * "That was close." - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Can't fool you." - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "Hmm."
 * "Disappointing..."
 * "Figures..."
 * "You must be cursed..."
 * "Lackluster."
 * "Hello?" - Idling
 * "This isn't working." - Losing three lives in a row
 * "Soooo..." - One life left
 * "Last chance." - One life left
 * "Gotcha." - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Watch out." - Speed up
 * "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
 * "It's time." - Boss microgame
 * "One last shot." - Boss microgame with only one life
 * "I'm impressed." - 1-up
 * "You needed that."- 1-up after only one life
 * "This should be fun." - Bonus
 * "You had it easy." - Level up
 * "That was easy." - Story complete
 * "How magical."
 * "Good for you."
 * "Too bad." - Game over
 * "Next time." - Game over
 * "New high score? Cool." - New high score
 * "Oh well." - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm Ashley. And you are?"
 * "Mind your own business."
 * "What's wrong?"
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."
 * "Maybe."
 * "Thanks."

B-rank

 * "Hmmm..."
 * "What?"
 * "Are you bored?"
 * "Okay."
 * "What's that smell?"
 * "Phew."

Ben

 * "Breaking news! Smash hit Super Pyoro has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game."
 * "And it's selling..."
 * "...like hotcakes!"

Story

 * "Yes, Master!"
 * "Right!"
 * "Never, Master!"
 * "But, Master... Isn't this a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?"
 * "Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!"
 * "Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!"
 * "I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!"
 * "Ready, Master!"
 * "I survived, Master. Though barely."
 * "This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey."
 * "Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. Little girl... get off."
 * "So, what's next, Master?"
 * "Yes, of course, Master."
 * "I believe that's my cue."
 * "Then we have achieved our goal."
 * "I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!"

Starting

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Ready!"
 * "Watcha!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Great technique!"
 * "You're on fire!"
 * "Sweet!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "You got it!"
 * "Pretty good!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Kick it!"
 * "Hiyah!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "I knew you'd make it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Perfecto!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Keep it zen!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life
 * "Tread carefully!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life
 * "Heh! Can't fool you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "That hurts!"
 * "That's rough!"
 * "Too bad."
 * "Tough break!"
 * "You lost focus!"
 * "Concentrate!" - Idling
 * "Your next move is crucial!" - One life left
 * "Careful!" - One life left
 * "Find your center!" - Losing three lives in a row
 * "You misjudged." - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Just try it!"
 * "You ready?" - Level up
 * "Huff, watch out!" - Boss microgame
 * "Prepare yourself!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Good catch!" - 1-up
 * "Ah...just in time." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Training complete!" - Story cleared
 * "Don't fall behind!" - Speed up
 * "Speed run!" - Speed up
 * "Collect all that you can!" - Bonus
 * "We weren't ready..." - Game over
 * "Is this truly the end...?" - Game over
 * "Hah! You're a legend!" - New high score
 * "Keep training!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Hyah! I am Young Cricket. I have much to learn."
 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "Hyah!"
 * "Master!"
 * "Hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmm..."
 * "Thanks!"
 * "All that training's made me hungry!"

B-rank

 * "Yes!"
 * "Ha..."
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "Yah!"
 * "Hey..."
 * "Eh ha ha..."

Danny

 * "Have a great day!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chilly fries, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chili shake, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one."
 * "Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers."
 * "What? Uh... You still there?"
 * "Uh, sure."
 * "Is that oinking?!"
 * "Not a chance, mister!"
 * "What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!"
 * "No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?"

Doris 1

 * "Hee hee hee."
 * "Initiate. Greeting sequence."
 * "I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition."
 * "Face recognition complete."
 * "My creator...WAS YOU! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"
 * "I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!"
 * "Hm hm hm."
 * "Yes they do."
 * "Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me."

Story

 * "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
 * "Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"
 * "I was worried about you!"
 * "Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"
 * "U-unknown?"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with (unintelligible).]"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "A robot? This is quite odd."
 * "This poor, poor robot!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"
 * "We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"
 * "Whaa?"
 * "My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in that forest. Oh, Mike—"
 * "Oh! A brand-new concoction?"
 * "Oh, it smells...g-great."
 * "Oh! Ugh!"
 * "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
 * "Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"
 * "I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"
 * "Much better. That really did the trick."
 * "Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"
 * "Now...when will the effects wear off?"
 * "Uh...Penny?!"
 * "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
 * "Now let's split it up equally."

Starting

 * "Eureka!"
 * "Do you have what it takes?"
 * "Crygorian genius!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Marvelous!"
 * "Unbelievable!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Exemplary!"
 * "Success!"
 * "Fascinating!"
 * "Quite!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "I see!"
 * "Good work!"
 * "Looking for a job?"
 * "Exhilarating!" - Clearing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "I'm simply giddy!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "Persistence is key!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "I'm on pins and needles!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "You sly dog." - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "WHAAAAT?!"
 * "Terrible results!"
 * "Unthinkable!"
 * "H...how?!"
 * ''"Oh...no...!"
 * "Wake up already!" - Idling
 * "You're on thin ice!" - One life left
 * "I'm getting nervous!" - One life left
 * "Pull it together!" - Losing three microgames in a row
 * "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Time to hustle!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Steel yourself!" - Boss game
 * "I can't watch..." - Boss game with only one life
 * "How advantageous!" - 1-up
 * "I'm so relieved!" - 1-up after only one life left
 * "Realize your earning potential!" - Bonus
 * "Up for a challenge?" - Level up
 * "Haha, we escaped!" - Story complete
 * "That was... painful." - Game over
 * "How unfortunate." - Game over
 * "I like those results!" - New high score
 * "Don't be a stranger!" - Quit
 * "I like your determination!" - Continuing

A-rank

 * "They call me Dr. Crygor, the genius!"
 * "This calls for tea!"
 * "Hmmm."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Listen closely."
 * "I'm so grateful!"
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

B-rank

 * "Eh ha ha."
 * "Of course."
 * "I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!"
 * "Greetings!"
 * "How dare you?!"
 * "Ooh hoo, ooh..."

Story

 * "Aw, not again."
 * "Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?"
 * "Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!"
 * "B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!"
 * "I guess."
 * "Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?"
 * "We're not gonna make it!"
 * "I guess it could be worse."
 * "Huh?"
 * "I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?"
 * "Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!"
 * "That's it. We chased them all off!"
 * "Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!"
 * "Yeah, cool."
 * "Let's just go home."
 * "I got stuff for s'mores."
 * "Ya know, we oughtta invite Wario next time we do this."
 * "C'mon. Where's our cut?"

Starting

 * "Gear up!"
 * "Dribble... drive!"
 * Spitz: "Ready, Dribble?" Dribble: "Ready!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Nice."
 * "Nice drivin'."
 * "And done!"
 * "You rule!"
 * "You got it!"
 * "Nailed it!"
 * "Ooh-wee!"
 * "So good!"
 * "Holy smokes!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "(Engine noises)"
 * "Juuuust in time!" - Complete a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Just stay cool." - Complete 5 microgames with one life left
 * "Now that's greet!" - Complete 5 microgames with one life left
 * "On a streak!" - Flawlessly completed 15 microgames
 * "Slick!" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "C'mon!!"
 * "What's goin' on?"
 * "What a mess!"
 * "Aw, shucks."
 * "That hurts!"
 * "Don't mess up!" - One life left
 * "Watch it!" - One life left
 * "Not cool!" - Losing 3 lives in a row
 * "You taking a nap?" - Idling
 * "It was a trap!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Hold on tight!" - Speed up
 * "Hit the gas!" - Speed up
 * "You got this, kid." - Boss microgame
 * "It's not over yet!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "We showed 'em!" - Story complete
 * "I'll take it!" - 1-up
 * "Now I can relax." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Rake it in!" - Bonus
 * "Now it gets hard!" - Level up
 * "We never stood a chance..." - Game over
 * "Out of gas?" - Game over
 * "Highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "Hit the brakes!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Dribble here! Need a ride?"
 * "Thank ya!"
 * "Uh-huh."
 * "Hey!"
 * "Yep."
 * "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm..."
 * "Heh hah hah!"

B-rank

 * "Thanks for riding!"
 * "Phew!"
 * "Hey, you! Yeah, you!"
 * "Eh..."
 * "Aw, shucks."
 * "It- eh?"
 * "Heh."

Story

 * "You look less than pleased."
 * "Uh, me."
 * "Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me."
 * "I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?"
 * "Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?"
 * "Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?"
 * "A-ha! See? You are good at math!"
 * "That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!"
 * "Sort of."
 * "You're a hero!"
 * "Don't call me that."
 * "No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets."
 * "I just turned one last month."
 * "That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga."
 * "Then they'll love our creations!"
 * "I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!"
 * "Did she say Wario?"

Starting

 * "And we're off!"
 * "Good luck!"
 * "Ready when you are!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Ooh!"
 * "Superb!"
 * "Success!"
 * "That's the way!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Nicely done!"
 * "You're a pro!" - Flawlessly winning 15 times in a row
 * "Gooooood!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life
 * "By the skin of your teeth!" - Completing 5 microgames at one life
 * "That was a close one." - Completing a microgame before time runs out
 * "Aren't you sharp?" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "Too bad."
 * "You failed."
 * "You were so close."
 * "Well, that's disappointing."
 * "Eh."
 * "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Oh no!" - One life left
 * "It's almost over..." - One life left
 * "Time to get serious!" - Losing three lives in a row
 * "Now, did you try?" - Idling

Misc.

 * "I guess this is it." - Game over
 * "Try again later." - Game over
 * "Your highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "You've got a knack for this!" - Scoring high
 * "You'll be back." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet."
 * "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm..."
 * "Oh!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "Thanks very much."
 * "Good stuff."
 * "It'll all turn out."

B-rank

 * "Oh, yes..."
 * "That's life, kid."
 * "Hello there!"
 * "How now?"
 * "Phew!"
 * "A-Ahem!"
 * "Oh ha ha ha ha ha!"

Gahrumble

 * "Grraaar!"
 * "Oooaaao!"
 * "Uoh eeeh!"
 * "Uoooh eh!"
 * "Uoooh!"
 * "Eeeooo..."
 * "Uoooh."
 * "Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!"
 * "Huh huuuh!"
 * "Huoooh oooh!"

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Ciao, ladies."
 * "Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?"
 * "Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows."
 * "Ah, I thought you would never ask."
 * "Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!"
 * "You KNOW it."
 * "Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty."
 * "Let's roll."
 * "Yo, Joe!"
 * "Let's get this place bumpin'."
 * "Now let's PAR-TAY!"
 * "Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!"
 * "C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!"
 * "We all get a cut, bro."

Starting

 * "Let's dance!"
 * "Hit it!"
 * "Here we go!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "So fine!"
 * "I like it!"
 * "It's all good!"
 * "Aw yeah!"
 * "That's good!"
 * "Groovy!"
 * "You got this!"
 * "It's on!"
 * "Mm-hmm!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "Real cool!"
 * "Nice catch!" - Evading a trick
 * "That's right!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "You still got it!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "Close one!" - Completing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "Looking good!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames

Losing a Microgame

 * "Oh, man!"
 * "Too bad!"
 * "Yikes!"
 * "C'est la vie!"
 * "Look out!"
 * "Where's your head at?" - Idling
 * "Down to the wire!" - One life left
 * "Watch out, now!" - One life left
 * "You lose the beat?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "They got you!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "It's heating up!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up, man!" - Speed up
 * "Show me what ya got!" - Boss microgame
 * "Stay smooth!" - Boss microgame with one life left
 * "Lookin' good!" - Story complete
 * "Fascinating!" - 1-up
 * "Nice break!" - 1-up with one life left
 * "Let's boogie, baby!" - Bonus
 * "Now we're talking!" - Level up
 * "I lost my mojo!" - Game over
 * "So that's it!" - Game over
 * "Another high score!" - New high score
 * "See you later!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "Name's Jimmy T! Let's dance!"
 * "Ooh, yeah!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Well, now!"
 * "Yo!"
 * "A ha ha!"
 * "Mmm hmm, mmm hmm hmm mmm..."

B-rank

 * "So true."
 * "Mmm hmm."
 * "Yeah, baby!"
 * "Hmm."
 * "Ha!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Thanks, man!"

Joe

 * "Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?"
 * "Let's try this—close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress."
 * "Great. Go ahead and describe it to me."
 * "I think I can work with that."
 * "Cool? Wario?!"
 * "Stache?! Why! Wha—?"
 * "What? You mean this old thing?"
 * "Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait...but also like Wario?"
 * "You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?"
 * "Oh. Coming!"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It's been a while since I put myself out there."
 * "Of course, I don't know what I would wear..."
 * "But if you think I've got style— Mona? WAIT UP!"
 * "Guess I'll close up early tonight."

Kat

 * "We made it! Time to crush this ninja test."
 * "Our fates rest in the hands of that ninja over there."
 * "She may not look like a TRUE ninja...but true ninjas never do!"
 * "Be right back!"
 * "OK, we're signed in."
 * "We eat."
 * "To pass, we have to eat everything she dishes out."
 * "What do ninjas even eat?"
 * "Or apple pie?"
 * "Chowder!"
 * "Steak with garlic butter!"
 * "Oh no! We're gonna be late for the test! Are you ready, Ana?"
 * "You mean...we didn't get our ninja learner's permit?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "Now the true challenge begins. C'mon, Ana!"
 * "We brought a bunch of food with us!"
 * "Look at all these...people!"
 * "So is that all we made?"

Ana

 * "In just a few hours, we could be holding real-life ninja learner's permits!"
 * "Uh, Kat. Are you sure she's a ninja?"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Ah!"
 * "What's the test?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "AH! Yes! I'm so, so good at eating!"
 * "Maybe turkey!"
 * "Pizza?"
 * "Sushi!"
 * "I've never been readier!"
 * "Gourmet Master?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "We passed!"
 * "So full..."
 * "Oh my goodness! I hope it tastes as good as it smells..."
 * "Oh no! I think he spent all the rest!"

Start

 *  Kat: "Let's do this, Ana!" Ana: "You got it, sis!"
 * "Ready for action?"
 * "Katana!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Cool moves!"
 * "Ninja-riffic!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Unstoppable!"
 * "Amazing!"
 * "Awesome!"
 * "Great!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "That was great!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "You made it!" - Completing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "It's not over yet!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Keep it up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Close one!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "No!!"
 * "What happened?"
 * "That stinks!"
 * "Your guard was down..."
 * "Keep it together!"
 * "Pay attention!" - Idling
 * "Stay focused!" - Failing three microgames in a row
 * "Be careful!" - One life left
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left
 * "You fell for that?" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Speed up!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck out there!" - Boss game
 * "Let's show 'em!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Yay!" - 1-up
 * "Breathe easy!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "It's a free-for-all!!" - Bonus
 * "Prepare yourself!" - Level up
 * Kat: "We gotta do that again?" - Game over
 * "That was tough..." - Game over
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "You're a true ninja!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Unbelievable!" - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "We passed!" - Story complete
 * "So long!" - Quit

Kat (A-rank)

 * "I'm Kat of Kat and Ana!"
 * "Oh hey!"
 * "Yup!"
 * "Ohhh..."
 * "Wha...?"
 * "(Giggles)"
 * "Mmm-hmm-hmmmm!"

Kat (B-rank)

 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "(Disappointed groan)"
 * "Ahhh..."
 * "Excuse me?"
 * "Can we chat?"
 * "Taste my blade!"
 * "Heh-heh!"

Ana (A-rank)

 * "I'm Ana! Have you met my turtle?"
 * "(Giggling)"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Excuse me..."
 * "Phew!"
 * "Hmmm"
 * "Um, hello...?"

Ana (B-rank)

 * "Hohhhh..."
 * "Um..."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm-hmm, hmm hmm...hmmmmm hmm-hmm"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Huh?"
 * "(Giggles)"

Story

 * "Wario! WARIO!"
 * "I'm gonna get you!"
 * "That's how you wanna play this?"
 * "That Wario guy is the worst!"
 * "I'll wipe that stupid mustache right off of his stupid face!"
 * "...Huh? YEAH! Rainbow!"
 * "If I'm gonna face Wario...I gotta carb up!"
 * "Hungry, little guy?"
 * "Gotta get goin'..."
 * "Lulu, the greatest hero ever... Huh?! Wh-what time is it? Oh no! I fell asleep! WARIO'S GONNA GET AWAY!"
 * "Thanks for the snuggles!"
 * "Yeah...nice horsey!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Come on! Giddyup, horsey!"
 * "NEVER!"
 * "Yah! Fun's over! I'm taking back what's mine! Hey! Hey, you! I'll take care of Wario here. You go and win this thing!"
 * "Luxeville's greatest hero...Lulu!"
 * "ENOUGH! Gimme back that pot you're wearing, or else!"
 * "I'm giving you one last chance. Hand it over NOW!"
 * "You've left me with no choice."
 * "Yay! Serves you right! The people of Luxeville have been holding it long enough!"
 * "This pot...is a potty! It had just been cleaned and put out to dry when you stole it!"
 * "Hey, guys! I'm back! Your hero has returned!"

Starting

 * "Good luck!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "Let's do this!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Yay!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "Good job!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "Great!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Doing great!"
 * "Amazing!"
 * "(Chuckles)"
 * "No mistakes yet!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "Uhh, hang in there!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Keep it up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Phew! Made it!" Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Knew you could!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "What?!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Careful!"
 * "Ugh!!!"
 * "Awww..."
 * "Oopsie!" - One life left
 * "Whoa, uh-oh!!" - One life left
 * "Come on now!" - Losing three microgames in a row
 * "Snap out of it!" - Idling
 * "Fell for it!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Wario!!!" - Intervention
 * "Keep calm, KEEP CALM!" - Speed up
 * "Don't fall behind!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss game
 * "Be careful!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Okay! Well done!" - 1-up
 * "Whew! That'll help!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Money, money, money!!!" - Bonus
 * "It's all over..." - Game over
 * "Aww. That's it." - Game over
 * "You did it!!" - Story Complete
 * "New high score!" - Getting a new high score in Wario Deluxe's stage when Lulu is on-screen
 * "Later..." - Quit

Wario Interrupts

 * "Call me anytime!" - Hero Button charged
 * "I'm ready!" - Hero Button charged
 * "Lulu's Balloon Buster!" - Using Hero Button
 * "Hydrocannon LX!" - Using Hero Button

A-rank

 * "I'm Lulu, the hero of Luxeville!"
 * "La la la la la la la, la la la la la..."
 * "Ah ha ha he he he he!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "Good luck!"

B-rank

 * "Lulu!"
 * "Nyuh!"
 * "Hey, you!"
 * "Yup!"
 * "Got a sec?"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "Graaah!"

Story

 * "Cricket!"
 * "We must train...harder than ever, pushing ourselves to the edge."
 * "Body AND mind. For we must never neglect the intellect."
 * "All this is why I have put us in the gravest of danger."
 * "Open your inner eye, Cricket!"
 * "Thus, we push ourselves. Thus, we excel."
 * "Then follow me...to Precious Prancers!"
 * "Prepare! Will you chase death? Or death, chase you?!"
 * "Mmm."
 * "Cricket! You've picked up a passenger."
 * "The Diamond Wheel! But first, Cricket...the Trial of the Lost Child."
 * "How's MY technique?"
 * "Now, Cricket!"

A-rank

 * "I am Master Mantis. We will now begin your training."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm..."
 * "Oh, thank you."
 * "Young Cricket!"
 * "Yes?"
 * "[grumble]"

B-rank

 * "Heavens!"
 * "Master Mantis!"
 * "Phew!"
 * "Pardon me."
 * "Hmm."
 * "Heh heh heh heh ha!"
 * "[gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!"

Story

 * "Crygor."
 * "Yes. It is me."
 * "Ha. Worried."
 * "Unknown signal detected."
 * "It may be...A PARANORMAL FREQUENCY!"
 * "This forest teems with otherworldly energy. There may be a ghost!"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "I'll wait here."
 * "Tell me again. Why is she here?"
 * "I fabricated those frequencies. Ghosts do not exist."
 * "Not on your life, buddy."
 * "Humans also enjoy novelty and surprise."
 * "My games will blow you away. They're simple. Find the mic first. Next, face it. Then blow into it. It's fun to switch things up. Tutorial now concluded."

Starting

 * "Starting. Now."
 * "Let's. Go."
 * "Do your best."

Winning a microgame

 * "Great!"
 * "Stupendous!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "I approve!"
 * "Nice! Job!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Zero mistakes!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "That was improbable!" - Completing a microgame before time runs out
 * "Way to go!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "You are not losing!" - Completing 5 microgames with 1 life left
 * "That was a trap." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Fail."
 * "Too bad!"
 * "Big mistake!"
 * "Unfortunate."
 * "Wah waaah."
 * "You're in trouble!" - After losing 3 games in a row
 * "Is anyone there?" - Idling
 * "Trap successful." - Falling for a trick
 * "Code red!" - One life left
 * "One life remaining!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Out of breath." - Game over
 * "Game over." - Game over.
 * "New. High score." - New high score
 * "Goodbye." - Quit

A-rank

 * "I am Mike, karaoke robot. Or would you like me to clean?"
 * "I was built to siiiing!"
 * "Thinking."
 * "Sorry."
 * "Thank you."
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm..."

B-rank

 * "Attention!"
 * "Do you have a moment?"
 * "Phew..."
 * "Correct."
 * "Mmmmmm..."
 * "Yes."
 * "Blow. Into the mic."

Mimi

 * "Yeah. He's so cute!"
 * "Wait... Really?"
 * "Hi!"
 * "Uh...kinda!"
 * "Can we get a pic?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "These pics...are so good."
 * "Lemme send you the best shot."
 * "The cutest."

Story

 * "Hmm... I don't know where to start."
 * "Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "It's...extravagant like a parfait. And cute...like a plushy!"
 * "And super cool...like Wario!"
 * "Yeah! He's my...fashion icon! I love him! And that 'STACHE!"
 * "I like your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!"
 * "But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!"
 * "What about that one?!"
 * "I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!"
 * "I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking..."
 * "Maybe...you should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!"
 * "Oh no! I'm late for my own party!"
 * "See you there! Bye!"
 * "I'm on it! We'll pack your club in no time."
 * "We're still missing something. Oh, yeah—Wario!"
 * "Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right, Wario?"

Intro

 * "Let's do this with style!"
 * "Right on time!"
 * "This should be fun!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Totally amazing!"
 * "Lookin' good!"
 * "Stunning!"
 * "You've got this!"
 * "Ahaha!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "That was great!"
 * "I'm impressed!!"
 * "That's how it's done."
 * "Way to go!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Aren't you clever?" - Evading a trick
 * "You're on a roll!" - Flawlessly winning 15 microgames in a row
 * "That's perfect!" - Winning 5 microgames with one life left
 * "Hang in there!" - Winning 5 microgames with one life left
 * "Close one!" - Winning just before time runs out

Losing a microgame

 * "No way!"
 * "Keep at it."
 * "Aww..."
 * "Hey, it happens!"
 * "So close!"
 * "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick
 * "Are you there?" - Idling
 * "Something wrong?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Don't mess up!" - One life left
 * "This could be it!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Keep up, okay?" - Speed up
 * "Let's pick up the pace!" - Speed up
 * "Lucky break!" - 1-Up
 * "Now you can relax." - 1-Up with one life left
 * "Pay day!" - Bonus
 * "Here we go!" - Boss microgame
 * "Stay focused!" - Boss microgame with one life left
 * "Toughen up!" - Level up
 * "Nothing's quite right." - Game over
 * "I'm out of options." - Game over
 * "Oh! A new high score!" - High score
 * "This should be fun!" - Restarting
 * "See you later!" - Quit
 * "I found the perfect look!" - Story complete

A-rank

 * "Hey! I'm Mona! Ready to party?"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Ehehehehe!"
 * "You can do it!"
 * "Phew."
 * "Hmm."

B-rank

 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "So..."
 * "Yeah."
 * "Totally."
 * "Aww..."
 * "I'm loving this!"

Mr. Sparkles

 * "Hey, shoppers! It's time to...sparkle!"
 * "See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!"
 * "It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!"
 * "Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionare!"
 * "Like it?!"
 * "Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time to...work those muscles, shoppers!"
 * "That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!"
 * "So before you buy, give this workout a try!"
 * "You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!"

Ms. Munchly

 * "Congratulations! You've earned the title of Gourmet Master!"
 * "No, no. Department of Ninja Licensing is next door."

Ninja Steve

 * "Sorry about that. I was in the little ninja's room."
 * "If you're here for your learner's permits, we're about to start."

Story

 * "French style of fries, please. No salt. No grease. Cold. Subzero."
 * "Nom nom nom nom. Earth food. So scrummy. So starchy."
 * "Hmm... Still hungry."
 * "A shake. The milky kind with...extra picante."
 * "Gluggy glug glug. Too fast! Oh my! Brain freeze."
 * "Still hungry."
 * "I would like to eat 9 Megaburgers, please! No, 10 please!"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Understood. I will procure the hams you require to complete my order."
 * "I may be a while! Locating hams is risky biz."
 * "Hm hm hm!"
 * "Please! Burger these hams for me."
 * "Yes! You are welcome! 10 Megaburgers, please."
 * "Oo!"
 * "Are you not a chef?!"
 * "My mistake. Come, little hammies."
 * "I have brought carotene logs."
 * "Carotene logs are radioactive."
 * "Yes, "bro." We will compensate you too."

Starting

 * "Let's begin!"
 * "Hello, Earth folk!"
 * "Let us have fun."

Winning a microgame

 * "Cosmic!"
 * "This is fun!"
 * "Hello, piggy!"
 * "High IQ!"
 * "So good!"
 * "Good times!"
 * "I like!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "I'm so pleased!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Whaaaa?" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Smarty-toes..." - Evading a trick
 * "Perfection!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Courageous display!" - Completing 5 minigames with one life left
 * "Such tenacity!" - Completing 5 minigames with one life left

Losing a microgame

 * "Not fortunate."
 * "Your skill is lacking!"
 * "D'oh!"
 * "That is too bad."
 * "...What?"
 * "Can you hear me?" - Idling
 * "Oh... Peril!" - One life left
 * "One chance remains?!" - One life left
 * "Oh -- woah!" - Losing three lives in a row
 * "Got you!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Let us proceed quickly!" - Speed up
 * "It is getting harder!" - Boss stage
 * "Such excitement!" - Boss stage with one life remaining
 * "Ooh, present!" - 1-up
 * "Panic subsided." - 1-up after only one life
 * "Money is falling from the sky!" - Bonus
 * "It's going to get harder than before!" - Level up
 * "I have collected many hams!" - Story complete
 * "Over is the game..." - Game over
 * "You have reached your limit." - Game over
 * "The score is so high!" - New high score
 * "Farewell, Earth folk!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I am Orbulon! My invasion of Earth will begin ...tomorrow."
 * "I am no Earth folk!"
 * "I will proceed with Earth invasion!"
 * "I thank you!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Ooh he he he he ha!"
 * "Hmm hmm!"

B-rank

 * "Mmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm!"
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "Agreed!"
 * "Hmm."
 * "I am alarmed!"
 * "I will talk now."
 * "This conversation is in your mind!"

Story

 * "I've finally cracked it!"
 * "Best one yet! Grandpa, I present to you...Tonally Transformative Elixir!"
 * "One sip will transform any voice into audible gold!"
 * "It's just the catalyst I need to become a mega pop star!"
 * "So then you don't mind being my guinea pig!"
 * "Hey, it worked! You sound amazing!"
 * "GRANDPA! Is it your stomach? There must be something— Oh wait, I think I have just the thing! This will give your belly the probiotic punch it needs! Bottoms up!"
 * "Feel better, Grandpa?"
 * "So...the elixir! What do you think? Tell me what I should work on!"
 * "Right. Excellent observation!"
 * "Uh... Er..."
 * "You know what really draws a crowd? Music! Check this out! (sings) Aah! Aah!!!"
 * "Seems like everyone's having a good time!"
 * "We just want our share."

Starting

 * "To the lab!"
 * "Just do your best."
 * "I wanna show you something."

Winning a microgame

 * "Impressive!"
 * "On point!"
 * "Success!"
 * "So great!!"
 * "Amazing!!!"
 * "Super!!!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Look at that!"
 * "Perfect result!"
 * "You got this!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "You're on to something!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Confidence is key!" - Completing 5 microgames with one life left
 * "You got this!" -Completing 5 microgames with one life left
 * "Close one!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Great observation!" - Evading a trick

Losing a Microgame

 * "Disappointing!"
 * "So close!"
 * "You were so close!"
 * "Something's not right!" - After losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Oh no!"
 * "What happened!?"
 * "You froze!" - Idling
 * "This isn't good." - One life left
 * "I don't like this..." - One life left
 * "What did we miss?" - Falling for a trick

Miscellaneous

 * "Faster now!" - Speed up
 * "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
 * "Give it your all!" - Boss stage
 * "You can do this!" - Boss stage with only one life
 * "Good find!" - 1-up
 * "That's the way!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Eureka!!" - Bonus
 * "Get ready!" - Level up
 * "Hypothesis disproved..." - Game over
 * "Uh... wuh-oh." - Game over
 * "Treatment successful!" - Story complete
 * "You broke a record!" - New high score
 * "Until next time!" - Quit

Pops

 * "There you are, Lulu. Did you sneak off to try out our new high-tech toilet?"
 * "It's so refreshing! Even I must admit... It was love at first sit!"

Ralphie

 * "Why'd she hafta take 'em... All of my games."
 * "You did it! Thanks, mister!"

Story

 * "You did it, Ashley! You're a natural at this summoning thing!"
 * "Heh. Why don't I translate for you?"
 * "Something about being hungry..."
 * "Aw! The poor guy! He hasn't eaten in days!"
 * "We've got a big problem. Hum Gree's behind this!"
 * "Really?! He's famous in the demon realms! 'Cause he's always so...hungry! Hum Gree can eat, and eat, and eat! But it's never enough... Something inside him always wants more."
 * "You? Ashley, you can't take on THE Hum Gree! He's...mean! And I heard—I heard he breathes fire!"
 * "I don't hafta come, do I?"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "How did you— WHAT?!"
 * "Yeah! Just look at Hum Gree now!"
 * "The only thing he's craving now is a big ol' hug."
 * "Speaking of cravings, let's eat!"
 * "And save room for fresh oysters. The exploding kind!"
 * "Aah! Ashley! That's—that's mandrake root! Its cry! It—it can kill you!"
 * "Aah!"
 * "It sounds like Ashley's in!"
 * "Hey!"

A-rank

 * "Red at your service!"
 * "Hey, now!"
 * "Hey, Ashley!"
 * "Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm!"
 * "[laughter]"
 * "Umm..."

B-rank

 * "I'm on it!"
 * "Uh-huh!"
 * "Phew!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Ahem!"
 * "Weeeeh!"

Story

 * "Oy, traffic out here's a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers."
 * "Yikes, that was a close one!"
 * "Stay cool, Dribble!"
 * "You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch."
 * "It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers."
 * "It's a laser! U-TURN!"
 * "Aaah!"
 * "That's it, buckos."
 * "First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the octoblazooka!"
 * "I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they've got one!"
 * "Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?"
 * "Oh. Are you sayin' we won?"
 * "See that? All you gotta do is stay cool."
 * "Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool."
 * "Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand..."
 * "I brought the Spitz classic—chicken!"
 * "Waaah!"
 * "Look! It's so...shiny!"

A-rank

 * "Spitz got it all under control!"
 * "Spitzy speed!"
 * "You said it!"
 * "Thank ya!"
 * "Weoh haw ho!"
 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."

B-rank

 * "You call a cab?"
 * "Let's talk!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * "Heh heh heh!"
 * "Eh."
 * "I don't think so!"

Story

 * "It's mine! Gold! I love gold! This thing's heavy..."
 * "Oh! I'm broke. Ah, at least I've got this gold thing. It'll really spruce up my place."
 * "Another high score?! I'm the best!"
 * "It's pizza time."
 * "Oh, yeah. No money."
 * "I need to make some quick cash. Heh. And fast."
 * "Huh?"
 * "Eh?"
 * "Aha!"
 * "Of course! Games! Talk about easy money."
 * "Hey! Look here! It's Wario. I'm hosting the greatest video-game tournament. Here, in Diamond City! It costs ten thousand coins to enter, but some jerk will walk outta here ten million coins richer. And, hey, who knows? Maybe that jerk will be you! So prepare to duke it out!"
 * "Now I just gotta convince these chumps to do all the work."
 * "Hey there, Jimmy! I need you to make some games for me."
 * "Mona! I need your help! What's it, pay? Uh, hold on... Crzzsh. Crzzsh! I can't hear you. You're breaking up!"
 * "Oho, so will you make some games for me or what?"
 * "Hey, Ashley— Eh— Oh, OK. I'll call you back."
 * "Wrong number, sorry."
 * "Hey, it's me! Me! ME! IT'S. ME. WAR-I-O!"
 * "That'll do it. The money's as good as mine. Those saps fall for it every time."
 * "Let's get this show on the road. ... ... ... Nailed it."
 * "Listen up! Hey! Are you people ready for the most DE-LUXE tournament ever? Let the Wario Bowl games begin! Hey! You guys hear me? START CHEERING NOW!"
 * ''"Huh? Who are you?
 * "Mmm-hmm. I don't do autographs, kid. Anyway... First up...the Mash League! Next, Twist League! And finally, Touch League! Master all three leagues, and you'll face the real master! Me, Wario!"
 * "... Let's get this over with."
 * "You chumps ready to mash some stuff? You'd better be! Find the +Control Pad...and the A Button. You'll need those to squeeze out a win. Not hard enough for you? Some games just use this. Some, just this. Is that too much to handle? Now, then, make like a potato...and MASH!"
 * "Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T is up first!"
 * "So, you beat the Mash League warm-up! Jimmy T—you’re up next."
 * "Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own—gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this. Must be the sweet smell of victory!"
 * "All right, stooges—time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. RIGHT! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?"
 * "What?! You beat my warm-up? Already? I’m making this too easy for you. Yeah. Well. My flunkies in Diamond City will put you through the wringer! Starting with Ashley and Red. Good luck!"
 * "You're kidding me! You beat my warm-up?! Ashley, Red! Time to put 'em through the wringer."
 * "I'll bet half those gamers gave up. What a bunch of chumps! HUH? They cleared eight whole levels? MUST RAGE-NAP!"
 * "Ever wonder what this stick thingy is for? You poke the bottom screen with it! Poke, poke, poke. Or just slide it across. Now, get ready to move things and draw stuff. You know, like lines. And if you lose your thingy... Well, then you're just stuck using your finger. We done? Let's not drag this thing out."
 * "You beat the Touch League warm-up! Heh. Yeah. 'Cause it was super easy. Want tough? Try the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City! Yeah. We’ll start things off with Kat and Ana."
 * "That was easy, right? Too easy! Kat and Ana—you're on!"
 * "Bet you think you're some kind of big shot, eh? Well, think again! If you want to see a really big shot...then get a load of this! Prepare for the Ultra League! ULTRA! ... Uh-oh. Wedgie."
 * "Here to collect your reward, eh? Too late! The prize was already claimed! By ME! That's right, you chumps! Hah hah! You never stood a chance! Yeah!"
 * "Hmm? Hey...what's that mean? Huh? Holding it?"
 * "Uh?"
 * "Fine, take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!"
 * "That's it. Game over. Go home! Go away! You bother me."
 * "Eh?"
 * "Fat chance! This money's mine!"
 * "Let go, let go, let go!"
 * "Hey! Balloons aren't cheap! Now give that back!"
 * "Er...stop that now! No splitting!"
 * "You hear me?! The cash is mine! It's mine. Mine! WARIO'S!"

Start

 * "Time to do this!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Give it your all!"
 * "Ha-ha. Ready for this?"

Winning a microgame

 * "Hey!"
 * "Good!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Oho!"
 * "Next."
 * "Woah!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Uh-huh. Sure."
 * "Wahahahaha!"
 * "Hm. Not bad!"
 * "Watch out!" - Completing 5 microgames in a row with only one life
 * "Hang in there!" - Completing 5 microgames in a row with only one life
 * "Hm. No mistakes!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Wa-ha! Close!" - Completing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "Ooh, can't fool you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

 * "Oh, no!"
 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "Oh, really?!"
 * "Wah?!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Oh, what'd you do?" - Failing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Wake up!" - Idling
 * "Last chance!" - 1 life left
 * "Watch out!" - 1 life left
 * "Tripped up!" - Falling for a trick

Misc.

 * "Here we go!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Haha! Get ready!" - Boss game
 * "Tough enough?" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Wah! Got it!" - 1-up
 * "Lucky!" - 1-up after having only one life
 * "More! More! (chuckles)" - Bonus
 * "Heehee! Tougher now!" - Level up
 * "No more for you!" - Game over
 * "Wah! All over!" - Game over
 * ''"Wow! New high score!" - New high score
 * "Amazing!" - Scoring at least 75% of highest score
 * "Not bad..." - Scoring at least 50% of highest score
 * "Thanks for playing!" - Quit
 * "Cleared it!" - Story complete
 * "More fight in you!" - Continuing when playing the intro stages for the first time

A-rank

 * "It's-a me, Wario!"
 * "Aaaaaargh!"
 * "[exhausted sigh]"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm-mmm..."
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Give it your best! [raspberry]"

B-rank

 * "Hmmm..."
 * "Hm."
 * "Wha-?"
 * "WHAT?"
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Wa-ha-ha-ha!"
 * "Listen up!"

Story

 * "Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ... Building! It's...it's, uh...EXPLOSIVE!"
 * "Now, do your worst! Next to me, you're all number two!"
 * "Getting too tough, kid? You can always give up!"
 * "Let go!"
 * "HUH? What? I lost?! Who are you?"
 * "Hero? I don't see it."
 * "Give up my crown? No way!"

Start

 * "Let's go!"
 * "Hohohoh!"
 * "Time for the big fight!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Heh heh-- urgh?!"
 * "Super."
 * "Easy, now..."
 * "Eh, good enough."
 * "Fine, fine."
 * "OK, next."
 * "Oh. You did it."
 * "Bold move."
 * "All right."
 * "Not bad."
 * "(Nervous laughter)"
 * "Still no slip-ups?" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
 * "No mess-up?" - Evading a trick
 * "You did it..." - Completing a microgame just before time runs out
 * "Stubborn, eh?" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "Not giving up..." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
 * "NOW what?!" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Hey!" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Huh?" - With Lulu on-screen
 * "Whaaaa!!" - With Lulu on-screen

Losing a Microgame

 * "[raspberry] Thanks."
 * "Couldn't, huh?"
 * "Too bad."
 * ''"Hah, rookie!"'
 * "Heh heh, oh."
 * "Hey. You done, or what?" - Idling
 * "Aw, giving up?" - Losing 3 lives in a row
 * "Aw, too bad!" - 1 life left
 * "Hard, huh?" - 1 life left
 * "Got you!" - Falling for a trick

Misc

 * "Now. Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "What do you think?" - Distraction
 * "Want a piece of this?" - Distraction
 * "Take this!" - Distraction
 * "See?" - Distraction
 * "Hahaha!" - Distraction
 * "Here I go!" - Distraction
 * "Harder!" - Level up
 * "Bye bye!" - Game over
 * "Done so soon?" - Game over
 * "Oh! Don't know when to quit?" - Continuing
 * "New high score?" - New high score
 * "Hm. Look at that." - Scoring at least 75% of new high score
 * "See you next time!" - Quit

A-rank

 * "It's-a Wario! Deluxe!"
 * "Ha ha ha!"

B-rank

 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Oh ho ha!"