User:TurqapGaloomba

Hiy'all! Welcome to my shy paGUY (oh yes, those puns). Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly leave this stupid page. That’s all! Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of ‘awful). Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting.

Facts and opinions

 * I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).


 * I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.


 * SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.


 * French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!


 * British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American pwonownthithathiown. No offence to the yankees!


 * My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from Paper Mario: Color Splash.


 * I’m Turqap ‘cause I wear a turquoise cap. Simple!


 * My (not so) powerful weapon is the Ё-hammer. No, the Ё is Russian, not French. It... fixes the ё/е problem in translations (yes, Nintendo are translating games very inaccurate).


 * Donkey Kong is a piece of shhhhh.... shhhhh, here must be silence.... shhhhh...


 * (There are so many brackets, yes.)


 * WHY IS SWITCH SO EXPENSIVE?


 * I haven't got a single Nintendo console (they’re very expensive in Russia), so I play games on free emulators.


 * In May I’ll at last watch the Movie.


 * nEW Supre MWAAAAAAAAhAaAOOArio brAZ Wiihee!!!


 * Bah bah, I love koopas!


 * What on earth I wrote? Please someone call a medic!


 * Did you know what Ice Mario's iceball throw sound is, in fact, ASMR?


 * Please, can you help me completing this?


 * Me gonna mess around with my user page, ’til The W stop me. Who's The W?

If I was in Mario platformers:

 * Non-reaction to power-ups (except Starman). Turqie is special character like Nabbit, so he hasn't got any extra forms. If he has used Invincibility power-ups (Leaf and Bell), his cap turns white and he get Starman effect, but no more changing.

Jump: 🟡🟡🟡⚫⚫ Speed: 🟡🟡🟡🟡⚫ Sprint strength: 🟡🟡⚫⚫⚫
 * Main Characteristics.


 * Propeller jump. If Turqie jump and press L/R, he’ll act like Propeller Mario.


 * Interacting with enemies. If Turqie run onto an enemy, he’ll stun on 0.5 s and lose his cap (without his cap he can't do propeller jumps). If he do this without his cap, he dies.

Ё-hammer
Pressing sprint button he’ll use it like Builder Mario. Ё-hammer is permanent ability without losing. If he sprint while crouching, he’ll throw the hammer like boomerang. If he sprint while looking up, he’ll throw the hammer like Hammer Bros. hammer. If he hold sprint button more than 2 s and release it, he’ll shoot three projectiles looking like magenta Ё letter. All actions with this weapon creates the effect with small magenta Ё letters.

Nintendo games I played/playing
Bolded name signs completion of this game.

Super Entertainment System

 * Super Mario World
 * Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

DS

 * New Super Mario Bros.

Wii U

 * Super Mario 3d World
 * New Super Mario Bros. U

Switch

 * Super Mario Maker 2

Your game recommendations to me
Probably I’ll play it. Write here, example: Bla bla bla play tis gama its vere cool Sussy man 03:00, Mariober 37, 2077

Turqiescript
TS: call me Turqie please — Big cold greetings from Siberia, Turqie the Turquoise 09:49, April 29, 2023 (EDT)