User:Ralphfan

 Status: I am editing any page I find an error on (by using "Random Page"). No, I'm not online now. Even if I'm not online (like now), feel free to post anything (if it's clean, not racist, etc...) on my User talk page. SAN JOSE SHARKS ROCK! I won't be here on the 24th and 25th (snow camping trip).

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Welcome
Hi. I'm ralphfan, as you might've guessed.

Thanks to for visiting my COMPLETELY AWESOME userpage. You can post your comments about my page on my talk page.

MY USERBOX TOWER ROCKS!!!!!!!!! P.S.: It's below the almost as awesome game ratings.

My Mario Kart Wii License
Click [http://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/z0r3v25y.png|here] to level up my license!

Stuff I do on Mariowiki
I edit spelling and other grammatical errors for the most part. Click [|here] for my edit count. I also vote on proposals and read The 'Shroom. I also make awesome userboxes and have the world's most amazing userbox tower WHICH YOU MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help Me!
This page would be a lot more interesting if I knew how to do things like make tables (the thing in the help section is wrong, or I just am really stupid). Show me how by posting stuff on my UserTalk page.

Split in Progress
I am going to split the capsule article into separate articles. The current article includes SSB capsules and Mario Party capsules and orbs. I will split them into separate articles about the SSB and Mario Party versions. I DEFINITELY COULD USE SOME HELP ON BULKING THEM UP ONCE I SPLIT THEM!

Stuff I like

 * "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * Baltimore Ravens (favorite players are Ed Reed and Joe Flacco)
 * Oakland A's (favorite player is Brad Ziegler)
 * San Jose Sharks (favorite player is Patrick Marleau)
 * University of Maryland
 * UC Berkley
 * "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
 * The Simpsons
 * Ralph Wiggum (why I'm Ralphfan
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * All sports (except soccer (excluding the World Cup), synchronized swimming, and rythmic gymnastics, which AREN'T EVEN SPORTS)
 * Harry Potter
 * Quidditch
 * A Series of Unfortunate Events

Stuff I hate

 * High School Musical (and anyone or anything from it)
 * The Disney Channel
 * Indianapolis Colts
 * Washington Redskins
 * Duke University
 * Stanford University
 * Global Warming (It's a #*@$ing myth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

GAME RATINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look below for the incredibly amazing userbox tower!

Huge thanks to Dom for helping me with the table!

Really Funny Stuff (all real, you can't make this up)

 * 1) I thought things like Viagra made guys talk normal without freaking out when they were talkin' to girls on a date.
 * 2) I once called Notre Dame (the college) Notre State.
 * 3) My brother was using his watch to make sure he didn't stay on the can for years (yes, I mean years).  He, for some reason, decided to take it off, and it fell in!  (It survived and is now clean.)

Click here for crap people actually put into articles. Before revising crappy articles, put the worst of it here. The one I entered is here.

If funny things happen, you'll know.

Photo Gallery
http://www1.whdh.com/images/news_articles/389x205/061029_Baltimore_Ravens_logo.jpg http://sanjose.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/07/SharksLogo02.jpg http://images.buyautotruckaccessories.com/products/apps/app_HH_BHC420L.jpg http://itsthekitch.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cal_logo.gif http://www.freewebs.com/towsonclubbaseball/Maryland_logo.jpg http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/2008-04-dr-martin-luther-king-jr.jpg

Really Important Stuff
(This will change depending on time of year)


 * Remember Dr. King. He had a dream, it's up to all of us to make it come true.
 * Help revive the economy. How?  Spend money so big companies don't have to lay off employees.

Live Chats
Occasionally, I'll have a live chat on my talk page. These'll be announced usually a day before, and you can post things that I'll answer.

Feedback
Post your feedback on my talk page.

Polls
I'll put polls on my talk page that you can vote on. They'll be about video games or sports.

Sprites
I'm looking for Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Bowser Jr. sprites for my signature. Let me know if you have or see any of them.

Closing Statement
"I AM el t0rtuga, MASTER OF THE 12-MINUTE MILE!"