User:Purity Essence

Yay!
I'm finally autoconfirmed! I'll move my comedy over soon.

The Bit, Episode One
Me: This is the first bit!

Toadette: Today's all about the Mega Mushroom!

Me: Didn't I hire Toad and Yoshi?

Toadette: Yes. The Mega Mushroom is-

Toad and Yoshi: Sorry we're late! Princess Peach got nabbed!

Me: A power-up that lets you grow to epic proportions. Call Luigi, For crying out loud!!!

Toad: We're out of time for today!