User:Brianne the Frank

"Hi. Umm. Why did I get an account? I'm scared. What if I, like, accidentally screw something up, like, majorly? Ooh... stupid random whimsical ideas. [Regret] Oh well."
 * --Brianne the Frank

Brianne the Frank is a minor user on Mariowiki. He has not appeared in any Nintendo games, ever. He has not even made a cameo appearance, unless you count using his Mii from time to time.

Appearance
Being neither pretty or handsome, Brianne instead is a hideous somewhere between. A perpetually greasy nose and pimply forehead add to the effect. Also, it is not out of the ordinary in the winter to see his hands covered in blood due to skin cracking due to the cold, or a corpse-like purple.

Personality
Brianne has always been eccentric. Quirks include imaginary friends and fantasizing (Spelling Error Probable) horrific scenes (most of which contain 'Carrie'-like episodes such as students getting brained by textbooks and windows breaking inexplicably). Because of this, he has always been a social outcast, usually ridiculed by his peers to an extraordinary extent. This explains the fantasies; Brianne has longed for magical ability for as long as he can remember. Often he acts excessively strange to irk his classmates, sparking further mistreatment (SEP). A history of conflict with classmates explains the worst side of Brianne's personality, which is extremely spiteful and overwhelmingly bitter. No matter the occasion, though, he has not retaliated in years. This is because he is also incredibly cowardly and would never dream of provoking his superiors' ire.

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