User:Bowser's luma



<-Thanks to VideoBoo for this guy! <-Thanks to KoopaYoshi for this guy too!



About Me
I'm Bowser's Luma! My favorite games are Mario Kart Wii, New Super Mario Bros., and Mario Super Sluggers. I'm into the new Mario games and I don't know much about old ones. I'm sure I can help the wiki with new game articles.

I am proud to say that CoD stands for Character of the Day and RPG is Role-playing Game.

Status
Wait, isn't this up there already? Since there's nothing to put here, I now give you this Pokey to stare at.

Bowser's luma or anyone else affiliated with this userpage are not responsible for any damages this Pokey causes you. Do your best not to be impaled please.



Things I Can Say Truthfully That Nobody Else Here Can

 * No other user's English teacher has given him a lenticular Wario Land: Shake It! bookmark.
 * No other user's baby cousin has made an edit to the wiki.
 * No other user gives his Pokéwalker to his mother to walk with at her job instead of him using it himself.

Games I Own
Here's a list of the Nintendo games I own, and the Mario games I have played but don't own.

Mario Series

 * Mario Kart Wii
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * Mario Super Sluggers
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (Virtual Console)
 * Mario Kart 64 (Virtual Console)
 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * Mario Kart DS

Played But Don't Own

 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Mario Party 2
 * Mario Party 8
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Mario Strikers Charged

Non-Mario Nintendo Games I Own

 * The Legendary Starfy
 * Pokémon Platinum
 * Pokémon Diamond
 * Pokémon Sapphire
 * Kirby's Adventure (Virtual Console)
 * Pokémon HeartGold
 * PokéPark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure

Userboxes
I made a few of the userboxes at the top of my tower. You can copy them for yourself using View Source at the top of the page. If you do, please leave a comment on my chat page if I haven't talked to you before. I'd like to get to know you if you appreciate my "work" that is really copying, pasting, and editing other boxes. Also, please don't copy my friend userbox. I will give it to you if Bowser thinks you are worthy. :) This is my userbox:

My Friends
These are my friends. If you want to be my friend, talk to me on my page! This is mostly here so I can get to their pages easier, but feel free to check it out!

Articles I've Created

 * 1) Donkey Kong (monster truck)

Find Me
Well, you're here already, but if you want to find me elsewhere (and aren't stalking me) here's where I can be found:
 * Our wonderful Forums (as Bowsers luma)
 * Cars The Toys Forums (as Bumper Save)
 * Pokémon Indigo (as NASCAR075950 or PokemonYoshi)
 * I Can Has Cheezburger (as PokemonYoshi)
 * Playlist.com (as Bowser's luma)
 * Psypokes Forums (as Bowser's luma)
 * Black Eyed Peas Network (as TabooSnape)

Or just shoot me an email with your username in the subject: [mailto:bowsers_luma@yahoo.com]

Sig
Here is my the ever-changing line of craziness I call my signature:

And here is a link to it so I can find it!

MWAHAHAHAHAboolaugh

Knockoff Sigs
Here is the section of my page where I take people's sigs, and copy them to make them mine! Don't worry, I will never actually use them outside of here. Remember, I only copy sigs that I like. If you see yours copied, and want it removed, just tell me. Alright, here we go:

First to be snagged, Edo! I've always liked his sig!

Bowser's luma ( talk )

The one, the only, Reversinator was snagged second!

  The one,   the only,  Bowser's luma!  

Third to be snagged was 'Shroom Director Stooby!

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Fourth, by request, Dry dry bones, my best wiki friend!

 *Crack* ' Bowser's   luma ' *Crack* 

Fifth, Yoshitron!

 Bowser's Luma 

Sixth, another request, Cosmic Red Toad, the adaptly named brother of Cosmic Blue Toad!



Seventh, Bulbapedia user (and one on this wiki too), Lilkaykaygal!

BL   Chat to me!

It Is Me Who Is Knocked Off
Dry dry bones made this. The snagger got snagged.

 Dry dry bones 

Mario Super Sluggers
I am serious about my Sluggers, and like to dominate my opponents. So, I made an A-team and a B-team of the best combos I could find myself. Here they are.

A-team
Team Captain: Yoshi

Fielding

 * Pitcher: Light Blue Yoshi (also good at second base)
 * Catcher: Green Paratroopa (also good at first base)
 * First Base: Blue Pianta (also good at pitcher)
 * Second Base: Yoshi (also good at center field)
 * Third Base: Kritter (also good at pitcher)
 * Shortstop: Monty Mole (also good at left field)
 * Left Field: Fire Bro. (also good at third base)
 * Center Field: Bowser Jr. (also good at third base)
 * Right Field: Black-shirted Mii for chemistry with Bowser Jr. (also good at pitcher)

Batting

 * 1) Fire Bro. (power hitter)
 * 2) Blue Pianta (power hitter)
 * 3) Kritter (power hitter)
 * 4) Monty Mole (quick runner)
 * 5) Yoshi (by this time he will probably have enough for a Star Swing, quick runner also)
 * 6) Green Paratroopa (hits in clutch situations)
 * 7) Bowser Jr. (see above, except running)
 * 8) Black-shirted Mii (chemistry with Bowser Jr.)
 * 9) Light Blue Yoshi (fast runner)

B-team
Team Captain: Bowser

Fielding

 * Pitcher: Blue Shy Guy (also good at shortstop)
 * Catcher: Dark Bones (also good at right field)
 * First Base: Bowser (also good at center field)
 * Second Base: Pink Yoshi (also good at center field)
 * Third Base: Yellow Pianta. (also good at pitcher)
 * Shortstop: Funky Kong (also good at left field)
 * Left Field: Red Pianta (also good at third base)
 * Center Field: Petey Piranha (also good at second base)
 * Right Field: King Boo (also good at shortstop)

Batting

 * 1) Yellow Pianta (power hitter)
 * 2) Red Pianta (power hitter)
 * 3) King Boo (power hitter)
 * 4) Petey Piranha (power hitter; chemisty with Boo)
 * 5) Bowser (power hitter; Star Swing)
 * 6) Dark Bones (power hitter)
 * 7) Funky Kong (power hitter)
 * 8) Blue Shy Guy (surprisingly good hitter)
 * 9) Pink Yoshi (see above)

Prospects
If I play against someone else and they take a player I'm gonna use for their team, here are some backup prospects I might use:
 * Hammer Bro. (good at third base, left field, and catcher)
 * Waluigi (good at catcher, left field, and shortstop; backup captain)
 * Koopa (good at catcher, left field, and first base)

Videos
Here are some videos worthy of the high honor of being on my userpage ;)

Giga Pudding
This is the best Japanese pudding commercial known to man:

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King Boo Sings!
And this is King Boo defining why Boos are awesome:

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Panda Sneeze Extreme
This just proves that sneezes speak louder than words.

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How to Break a Monster Truck
I like monster trucks (who doesn't - they are big and crush stuff), but this video of the truck Bad News Travels Fast is insane. Mario should drive a monster truck one of these days.

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Mario Plumber Song
I had never seen this until Dry Dry Bones posted it on his page. Another worthy video!

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My Second Verse
Here's one Luma's attempt at songwriting: the second verse to the Mario Plumber Song. Please tell me what you think. Even if you think it is Pianta poo.

Some Koopa once said

Bowser Jr.'d make me dead

'Cause I don't have a flower or mushroom

I was feeling down and out

Until Toadsworth came to town

With a big shiny key in his right hand

He said, "Hey there man, look in my hand,

This key will take you to a new land

You don't have to fight Bowser Jr.

Skip this world and save Peach sooner

Take up a stand and follow me

Bowser Jr. will fall in defeat

Take a Mushroom and fight

We can fight Bowser all night

Hey now, you're a plumber, get your plunger, go plunge!

Hey now, you're a rocker, get your guitar, go plunge!

Bowser's stinky and old

Only super stars get the gold

Pixel Shrooms
Mushroom heavy metal. View it, love it, fear it. PnsfRWaDL-E

Halftime Show
This is just great. VBqVfmWM1og

My Purchases
Here are some things I purchased from various users' stores. Don't touch. If you want something, BUY IT YOURSELF!

From MBU's Wiki Emporium
<-Very sparkly

<-Watch out, it's hot

<-Brr chilly

<-*Insert warp pipe noise here*

From Kaptain K. Rool's DKC/DKL Store


He is an aggressive animal that needs to be calmed down at times. It has a huge temper and it can destroy anything in its path.