List of Luigi quotes

This is a list of quotes by Luigi.

General

 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Let's-a go!"

Mario is Missing!

 * "I'm practically a popsicle, Mario. Are we there yet?"
 * "The Brooklyn what??? Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple..."
 * "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers."
 * "Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!"
 * ''"Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle." (unused)
 * "You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall." (unused)
 * "Sayonara, fly breath!" (unused)
 * "I got the key, now Mario goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice." (unused)
 * "Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!" (unused)

Hotel Mario

 * ''"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
 * ''"And YOU gotta help us!"
 * ''"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
 * ''"How are we gonna find the princess with the power going out?"
 * ''"You bring a light?"
 * ''"Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we 'persuade' him."
 * ''"She's not coming down!"
 * ''"Over there!"
 * ''"Look! Wendy's hotel!"
 * ''"That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!"
 * ''"...There's fire!"
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"

Spinoffs

 * "Luigi sad, so sad." -Mario Kart 7
 * "No! Why Luigi do that?" -Mario Kart 7

Mario Kart 64

 * "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
 * "Luigi is the top!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!"

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Oh, yeah! Who's number one now?! Me!"
 * ''"Hey, that's-a pretty good-a. Oh, yeah."
 * ''"Waahhhh, Oh, well. Next time."
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Yay for me, Luigi!"
 * "WHAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
 * "Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Too FAAAAAAST!"

Mario Kart Wii

 * ''"Wow, nice!"
 * ''"Luigi Time!"
 * ''"Oh yeah, Luigi!"
 * ''"Luigi win! Luigi number one! Wow."
 * ''"Luigi on the red team!"
 * ''"Blue team yeah!"
 * "Oh no, Luigi lose! MAMA!" (cries)
 * "Ohh, Mama Mia. Luigi lose!"
 * ''"Wow. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank You!"
 * "Cool!" (doing a wheelie)
 * ''"Oh, thank you!"
 * "Mario Kart! Could've been Luigi!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi Kart Wii!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (picked on character select screen)
 * "Ohhhhh. Lose Again!"

Mario Party series

 * "Yeah! Luigi's the winner!" -Mario Party 3
 * "No matter how you look at it, I'm the nicest in the world!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Since I'm so kind, the Kindness Star Stamp belongs to me - Luigi!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Battle me, the king of kindness!" -Mario Party 3
 * "I am the strongest one in the universe! Me!" -Mario Party 3
 * "That's why the Strength Star Stamp should go to me!" -Mario Party 3
 * "I'll show you my strength!" -Mario Party 3
 * "I - Luigi - am more courageous than the rest! Just ask anyone!" -Mario Party 3''
 * "That's why the Courage Star Stamp should go to me!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Show your courage - play with me!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Oh no! I lost! Oh!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Yes!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Ha ha ha, I'm the best!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Aw, I lost!" -Mario Party 4
 * Good choice!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Oh yeah, Luigi liked that!" -Mario Party 6
 * "Oh yeah I'm a winner!" -Mario Party 6
 * "Achoo! Oh, sorry!" -Mario Party 6
 * "Yeah, Luigi wins!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Come on, Let's-a go." -Mario Party 8''
 * "Oh, boooo!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Yes! Luigi won!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "I'm ready!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Yeah! We're the Superstars!" -Mario Party 8
 * "Whoa-y, whoa-y!" -Mario Party 8

Luigi's Mansion

 * "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
 * "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here."
 * "Hello?"
 * "I always preferred the bottom bunk..."
 * "Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper..."
 * "Now that's just not my style."
 * "You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!"
 * "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

 * "Ohhh boy..."
 * "H-h-h-hello?"
 * "I do it!"
 * "Here I go...(gulp)"
 * "No, no, no. Bad doggie!"
 * "Heeeey."
 * "Marioooo, yoohoo!"
 * "I got it!"
 * "I did it!"
 * "Th-thanks, Mario."
 * "Come here, Doggie..."
 * "M-hm."
 * "Ahhh, I did it."
 * "Good job!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Help help!"
 * "Over here!"
 * "Uh-oh." (Trapped.)
 * "Here you go." (Freeing Luigi from trap.)
 * ''"Waugh!" *cough* (Cursed.)
 * "Yoo-hoo..." / "Let's-a go!" / "Come on!" (Reviving other Luigi.)
 * "I do it!" (Winning bonus item.)
 * "Let's do it!"

General quotes

 * ”It’s me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!”
 * ”There’s a shop out there with Luigi’s name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout…”
 * ”Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!”
 * ”Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!”
 * ”Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!”
 * ”Watch out! Green machine coming through!”
 * ”Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything.”
 * ”Look at my new shop! Isn’t she a beaut?”
 * ”I only need one more suit… Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!”
 * ”This is the perfect time for Luigi’s trademark jump! I’ll just leap my way straight back to the bank!”
 * ”All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!”
 * ”Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!”
 * ”Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the ‘stache to pay attention to the game…”
 * After taking a day-off: ”I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?”
 * "Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
 * After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
 * To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
 * "Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
 * After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"

Area-specific quotes

 * ”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
 * ”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
 * "These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach’s Castle!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Uh-oh! I don’t have the best balance in the world… Hope I don’t fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Vroom, Vroom! Let’s get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This place is wackadoodle! It’s turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, Peach’s Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Now, THIS is where the real action is! It’s happening on Yoshi’s Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I’m gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I don’t trust Bowser OR his spooky castle… I bet he’s got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)

Paper Mario

 * "Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach!"
 * "''I'll read it to you, OK?'""
 * "''All right, let's see...'""
 * "Well, Mario, I guess you better get going."
 * "What a magnificent castle! I never get used to this place. It looks like lots of guests are already here."
 * "Say, Mario, why don't you go see Princess Peach? I'll go later. I'm thinking I'll mingle for now."
 * "If you press in front of the door up there, you can open it."
 * "I wonder what my brother Mario is doing right now..."
 * "Mario! It's you! It's great to see you!"
 * "Oh? And who are you?"
 * "I see. Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after this house, so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?"
 * "Good luck, Mario! You just have to save that princess!"
 * "Princess Peach, still stuck up there in the sky... C'mon, Mario! You're a hero, bro! You have to go up there to rescue her!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 * ''”I was one hot sacrifice, Bro.“
 * "Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story..."
 * "Hey, sounds good to me! Which part of my story you wanna hear, Bro?"
 * ''”You go, Bro!“

Super Paper Mario

 * "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!"
 * "I'm my bro's bro."
 * "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"
 * "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"
 * "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"
 * "Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"
 * "No one's coming to save you this time, dearest princess! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Jumpsallthetime! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Pink n' Frilly! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Alwayskidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE!"
 * "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."
 * "Hey there, butterball!"
 * "Hey, King Incompetent! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"
 * "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"
 * "Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."
 * "I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!"
 * "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"
 * "Looks like your Pure Heart thing got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."
 * "Even if he was just a fake... I don't ever wanna fight my Bro again!"
 * "Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!"
 * "Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"
 * "SHAG?! This mustache is pure Luigi!" (U.S. version)
 * "Pushover?! I'll show you who's a pushover!" (PAL version)
 * "But Brobot craves his daily smash! I can't just loiter here! There's no action!"
 * "I AM MR.L!"
 * "Thanks, bro!"
 * "This looks like a job for Luigi!"
 * "One of Count Bleck's minions must have done me in."
 * "Meet my new friend... BROBOT L-TYPE!"
 * "I was just scouting him, dear. Next time, he will be mine!"
 * "You dirty little traitor!"
 * "BRO! I'm so glad you found me!"
 * "Ooh, how did I end up in this stinky place?"
 * "Hey, you! You're the boss of all those crazy guys who escaped The Underwhere, aren't you?!"

Mario Golf (Nintendo 64)

 * "Okey dokey!! Look out... FORE!"
 * "Here I am."
 * "Hurry up already, eh?"
 * "Yeah! All right!"

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * ''"It's so shiny."
 * "Luigi, Luigi, oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "GOOOOOOAAAL!"
 * "Oh! Tough shot!"
 * "This is a very tense moment!"
 * "You look ridiculous!"
 * "Wow! Make it or break it!"
 * "Oh, yeah! Looking good!"
 * "Wowser, you're the best!"
 * "You're unbelievable!"

Mario Strikers series

 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Vroooommm! Luigi!"
 * "Open! Open!"
 * "Hey, schoozy!"
 * "Thank you! Thank you so much!" (only in [Mario Strikers Charged]])
 * "No, no, no! Mamma Mia!" (only in Mario Strikers Charged)

Print

 * "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth." - "The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head"
 * "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!" - "Just Deserts"
 * "A pipeline job by tonight? I can't start a job this big on an empty stomach." - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Help, Mario! I'm swimming in a sea of pipes!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "I think hunger is making me hallucinate!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Nooo! I've been having pipe dreams about that canneloni!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Help! I'm being devoured by vile vegetation!" - "Super Mario Adventures"

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

 * "I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"P-polar bear? Lunch!?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * (*sobs*) He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Me? B-b-but I can't swim across the moat! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Fellons? Yo, I never fell on nobody! I'm uh..." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "I th-think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach." - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "That's what I call Shower Power!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire." - "Count Koopula"
 * "Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"! - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Annette Funicello? Where?" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!" - "Time Out Luigi"
 * "The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "Better make that "The more for Mario"!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"''
 * "Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "I want my mommy!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say dead?" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta." - "Karate Koopa"
 * "Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "I'm a chicken of the sea!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!" - "Robo Koopa"
 * "You got 'em!" - "Koopenstein"
 * "You don't got 'em." - "Koopenstein"

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * "Nice crash landing, Mario!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Ride 'em, plumber boy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Tanks for reminding me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We unclogged the past!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "There, now it's even hotter!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! {quickly} Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They don't call us super for nothing!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "I hate to dance!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "Well, there goes the neighborhood!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Ahh! It's a garbage storm!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our tail!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "This gondola's gonna make us goners!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Hey, but I am a baby!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

Super Mario World

 * "Poor dinosaur; he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" (referring to the dinosaur about to eat Mario) - "Send in the Clown"
 * "It's a football! I chiseled it!" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Koopa Football Players grabbed the princess! Mario was attacked by a Koopa Wizard and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself, face-to-face, with a Fire Sumo!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "I fell for hours!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Mario, wherever you are...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "It's all right! He wants to shake hands! He wants to be friends!!" - Rock TV"