List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Chauncey

 * "Hey! Wanna play with me?"
 * "Ow! You gave me an owie!"
 * "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
 * "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"
 * "........Small...Now grow smaller!"
 * "Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo goo GA!"

King Boo

 * "Blue overalls...Cute button nose...White gloves...Mustache?!? MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR PAINTING!?!...Wait a minute, your shirt and hat are green.  It's just Luigi!"
 * "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
 * "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
 * "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway...gullible Soup?"
 * "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
 * "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
 * "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
 * "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
 * "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... ...inside the painting!"

Luigi

 * ''"MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
 * (examining a tombstone) "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
 * (examining clothes) "These look comfortable... NO. I'll stick with my duds!"
 * (examining furniture) "Now that I look at it, it's full of moth holes! Yewch!"

Mario

 * ''"Get me outta here!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi!"

Professor E. Gadd

 * "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
 * "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
 * "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
 * "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
 * "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion just appeared here a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"
 * "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
 * "You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all."
 * "When you find one, you should first use the X Button to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"
 * "Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."
 * "Oh, thank goodness you're OK! I lost contact with you all of a sudden...I was a tad worried"
 * "Hmm. You seem to be a bit tuckered out after that long battle, dont you?"
 * "Why don;t you come back to the lab? When you vacuum a Boss ghost, your Poltergust 3000 gets pretty much full to bursting."
 * "But...ho ho...I guess you showed that boss ghost who's boss!"
 * "Take a gander at this. This fine piece of work nearly twenty years to develop! I call it the Ghost Portificationizer. This machine lets us turn the ghosts you catch into paintings. Not only that, it works in reverse, too!"
 * "Hm? How do you use it, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just plug that Poltergust 3000 into that slot and enjoy the ride, my boy!"
 * "The ghosts are invisible...so we need to...press them into visible form and presto! Beautiful ghost portraits!"
 * "Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"

Toad

 * "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
 * "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"
 * "Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!"
 * "Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"
 * "Please, please, please, you HAVE yo help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip"
 * "I'm...so very...blue..."
 * "Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"