Four Weddings and a Coconut

"Four Weddings and a Coconut" is the thirty-third episode of the Donkey Kong Country television series. The name is a pun on a British film called Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Plot Synopsis
The episode starts at Bluster Barrelworks, where Candy is working, until Bluster arrives. He states that, someday, all the factory could be in her possession. She pushes Bluster and he falls on the ground. Candy wants to finish her job early to have lunch with Donkey Kong. Bluster says DK's nothing compared to him, Candy replies, saying that Donkey Kong loves her and can do anything for her. Bluster challenges her, wanting to be sure if DK will even merry her. Candy is sure that Donkey Kong will want to merry her. Slapping her fingers in front of Bluster makes him to be trapped in a barrel.

Donkey Kong and Diddy are arriving in the factory, where DK asks Candy if he can go fishing with his little buddy instead of have lunch with her. Candy leaves the factory and want to ask DK to be wed with her. He says he and Diddy have a "very important business" to care, with Diddy slightly laughing while hiding the fishing pole behind him. Candy accepts it and wants to ask something for him to return the favor. She asks to be wed with Donkey Kong, making him shocked. He finds a way of run away from the place, leaving Diddy and Candy there. Bluster, still inside the barrel, taunts Candy and she kicks the barrel away.

In the jungle, Diddy is seeking for Donkey Kong, when a banana peel falls in his cap and he notices DK on a tree. DK asks the little monkey if Candy is with him. He goes down from the tree. Donkey Kong thinks that the Crystal Coconut can answer him if he can or cannot to merry Candy.

At Cranky's Treehouse, DK is told that he haven't anything that can prevent his wedding with Candy. Cranky confirms it and Donkey Kong collapses.

In the jungle, Diddy is talking to DK about the things he will not need anymore after he gets wed while Donkey Kong is trying to find a good manner to ask Candy to be merried with him. The two apes can't notice General Klump and Krusha hearing the conversation from behind a bush. The two Kremlings go to tell King K. Rool about the wedding.

In King K. Rool's hideout, Klump tells him about the wedding, making him very excited with it, since he loves weddings. He starts to dance with Klump and goes to get ready to the wedding.

Meanwhile, Diddy wants DK to ask Candy to merry him and pulls him into the entrance of Bluster Barrelworks, but Donkey Kong is very nervous. He throws a bouquet he was holding in the groud, saying that he can't do it. He and Diddy start to sing. Diddy tells him that Candy just wants to show Bluster that DK can merry her, but she will not accept. After that, DK enters the factory.

Inside Bluster Barrelworks, Bluster is trying to convince her to merry him, and if she do that, all that is his is hers, except a contract that he shows her. Donkey Kong arrives and he and Bluster start to discuss. Candy is angrily going out, when DK gives her a piece of the bouquet he was taking to her. Nevertheless, Candy is still angry. Donkey Kong tries to ask Candy for her to merry him, but he can't talk. Bluster ask her the same thing, when DK kneels in front of Candy and wants to kiss her hand, but ends up kissing Bluster's hand mistakenly. Again, Candy wants to go out, just to DK to stop her and ask she to be wed with him. She accepts and DK collapses again.

Diddy spies in the door and enters the factory. DK says him that he was wrong and Candy really wants to merry him. Candy gets sad and asks DK if he really doesn't want to merry her. He says that he does and gets angry at Diddy that runs away. Candy thinks that he can change his mind, making Donkey Kong happy, however, he says that he'll not change mind. At this time, Cranky arrives at the factory as a hologram and tells DK that he found a way of prevent DK and Candy's wedding. Donkey Kong hides Cranky, but he says that the future ruler of Kongo Bongo can merry only with the permission of Inka Dinka Doo. This makes DK very happy, but he notices how Candy gets angry and pretend he was not happy. He rushes at Inka Dinka Doo's Temple.

At the Temple, Donkey Kong and Diddy find Inka Dinka Doo, that gets angry by their disturbing. Donkey Kong tells him what happened, and he allows DK to merry Candy, in a way that the two apes can't understand. Inka Dinka Doo gets even more angry and the two monkeys rush out of the Temple.

Diddy tells DK that he doesn't need to say the true for Candy, but Donkey Kong doesn't want to lie for her and goes back to the Temple while Diddy goes back to the jungle. Donkey Kong is walking in the Temple, but falls in a trapdoor.

Near Funky's Flights, Funky is trying to surf, but falls from the board, when Dixie and Candy arrive in the place and ask Funky to deliver the invitation for Donkey Kong and Candy's wedding. Funky rushes to his plane.

In Inka Dinka Doo's Temple, Donkey Kong falls through the trapdoor and hits the ground, and accidentally steps in a trap block in the floor. Suddently, infinite pointed wooden stakes start crossing the place and DK crouches and slowly moves while asking for help.

Meanwhile, in King K. Rool's hideout, K. Rool, with music, begins to dance, while General Klump and Krusha dance together. Krusha steps on Klump and King K. Rool's foot and the two jumps in one foot. He watches them and does the same. They're stopped by Funky, that gives invitations for Klump and Krusha only, making K. Rool angry.

Featured Songs
Yes means No sung by Diddy and Donkey Kong

''Diddy Kong: Oh! Candy's got you wrapped around her little finger, she just wants you to show her that you care.''

''Donkey Kong: So, if I ask her to be wed, it really means no instead? Doea it makes much sense to you, if she really doesn't want me too?''

''Diddy Kong: When she says "yes, yes, yes", it means "no, no, no", when she says "yes, yes, yes"…

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong: …it means "no, no, no"!

''Diddy Kong: Yes means no and no means yes, it should be rather obvious. If you ask she'll say "nay", a swinging barchelor you'll stay.''

''Donkey Kong: Oh, this makes no sense to me. If I ask she won't agree. Why look like a foolish clown, when she only gonna turn me down?''

If I read between the lines and understand what you say, it's not a true proposal, just a road all grey!

Diddy Kong: When she says "yes, yes, yes", it means "no, no, no", when she says "yes, yes, yes", you know it's all for show.

When she says "yes, yes, yes", it means "no, no, no", when she says "yes, yes, yes", you know it's all for show.

The Banana Dosey Doe!! sung by Donkey Kong

''Donkey Kong: You bow to the left, you bow to the right. You take your partner's hand and you hold on tight, You pull him close and you don't let it go, Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do!''

''You push 'em back quick then you pull 'em in fast, You spin 'em real hard to make their dizziness last. You grab them by the shoulders and you shake them like so, Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do!''

You grab them by the waist, lift them high in the air, If you throw him high enough he'll need intensive care, You're doing a hand-stand, you're walking real slow, Now, you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do!

You promenade as you're dancing through the Everglades, skip to the beat, until you can't feel your feet!

''You grab him by the sides and you bend him in half, you tickle his feet so it make him laugh! Hold them in your arms, rock them to and fro, Now you're doing the Banana Dosey-Do!''

Doing the Banana Dosey-Do!