User talk:Ralphfan

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Thanks to for visiting.

Welcome Letter
Hi, I'm ralphfan. You probably already knew that.

RULES
Put a new heading or subheading before you put your stuff. That's all. Really.

What NOT to do
Except of course...:


 * No racism


 * No swears except the permitted ones (there's a list somewhere)


 * No "inappropriate" (most of you know what I mean) references


 * To format anything else, see how everyone else did it.

Yeah, that's all.

How to Make a Table
Step 1: Choose a material you would like to use. Most tables are wooden, but it's up to you.

Step 2: Showing the measurements, create a design using...

Well hi there. It's pretty awesome that you chose me of all users to ask about making a table. Out of curiosity: What made you choose me?

Anyway, here's the coding of my games table:

My Reviews Of Some Games I've Played!
But I recommend you view the source of this page so that you can see the source set out properly.

Ralphfan (was) is a n00b
Yeah, make sure you don't accidentally leave any of my text in your table. Hopefully you can see how to add new rows by viewing this sauce... er, source.

You stupid n00b! (super-awesome l33t!)
Coincidentally, back in my n00b days I had to ask an experienced User how to make a table.

For cryin' out loud!
Can you show me exactly what coding you used which cause this problem? I'll try and spot any errors.

Sheesh!
Try this: Go into the source of this page right here in this message below, and copy the coding which comes in between the 2 "nowikis" inside <> marks. (those are to show the coding without activating it)

More
The coding you used was all horizontal... are you sure you actually clicked Edit on this section of this page (my message) and copied it from there? Don't copy it from the actual page.

Even More
*faints* Well, on this page right here, you can see that thing on the right of my "How to Make a Table" header, right? The Edit thing. Click on it. Then you're looking at source code.

Yes, More
Hey, why does everyone say my page is awesome? Well.... THANKS!!! I appreciate the compliments. Tell me if you get the table to work.

Almost done
Dude, you've got barely any exclamation marks. Such modesty *sigh*.

But anyway, thank you VERY much for the credit to me about the table stuff. But now I see that the table runs right through the Userbox tower... >_>. I had that problem ages ago, so I just moved the whole tower to below the table.

The end of this annoying sequence (for now...)
Meh, 30 KB is nothing. I only archive every 40 headers of messages, roughly. Otherwise I'd be archiving way too much, as I get many massages... er, messages.

Answer :P
Just paste this where you want it:

Dom's 2 cents
LOL, coincidence. Yeah, as Tucayo said above, it's not the most reliable feature - sometimes it only shows half of the Users who are online :/

Coising
Oi, thanks for catching that. I censored the word so that it followed our rules. 23:23, 17 January 2009 (EST)

Re: Thanks
Ok, never mind the vote, i also hope Stooby brings back the Fake News PS: Your Userbox is pretty good

Mario3v
Hey Ralphfan have you ever thought of putting a status bar on your user page just asking?

Tu puedes avalar en español si o no?

No, ma io parlare italiano.

Sono desolato.

My spiel on stubs
Why is it articles from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! are huge, and yet we have practically millions of stubs?

Fake News
The Fake News is no longer in my hands. I handed it off to. 01:31, 19 January 2009 (EST)

Um, Yeah...
My sig certainly contains sprites - 2 of them. Why do you ask?

Oh, and you seem to be adding more coding features to your page every minute.

Sprites
I'm looking for Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Bowser Jr. sprites for my signature. Let me know if you have or see any of them.

userbox
ur last userbox... I'm workin on a fake fake news even now. check my page for the link.

NICE!
nice

the "REAL" fake news
niiiiiice.

Re:Thanks
I made it in Photoshop, uploaded it and put it there by using this

Sprites are kinda images ripped from games here's a great source of them: www.spriters-resource.com

User Creation
Hey. If you want to find out when you (or almost anyone else) joined the wiki, go here and type in that person's username. 23:38, 20 January 2009 (EST)

Sprites
You need to cut it in paint, photoshop, etc, then save it and upload it.

Fake News
LOL at the interview, its great LOL at the obituaries LOL at the cooking guide

You should show it to Stooby.

Pipeproject
Hey Ralphfan if you want join the Planet Discriptions Pipeproject click here.

Re Mario3v
I think your fake news is good, Ralphfan. Keep it up and I bet at least 12 or more people will want to join k.

More
Ciao, come stai?

Response to a response
Oh sorry, la speranza si sente meglio presto k.

Viewing Sauce, but not Tennis
Viewing the Wiki's many coding functions is one of the best ways to progress from n00b status to l33t status.

Nah, I barely watch any TV... and the last thing I'd watch is sport... seriously, I need interactivity or else I get bored easily... which can lead to a certain terrible event. So, can you watch any Australian TV channels you want? (not that there are many...)

As for your Funny Stuff message:

Lol... but I thought I removed that one from my page :?

Oh, and to archive anything, create a new subpage (eg. "User:Ralphfan/Archive") and just copy and paste stuff and save it. Easy.

And your Lots o' Stuff message:

W00t... thanks! You're one of only 3 users to say that, so you get +100 Awesome Points :O. The game I got is pure awesomeness... it's written in my status. I wouldn't hate Valentine's Day if I at least had a small chance with any girl in the entire world. But I mainly hate it as I envy those with confidence.

Oh, and the coding with your Fake News link seems stuffed up... oh well, I'll find it.

Thing 1
Well, i dunno why is that, are you using this code:

Thing 2
For joining the fake news i think its User:Glitchman who you have to contact

Thing 3
Awesome, it's good to have more people on the Shroom. My Brawl Tactics sections kinda suck, but I just like being part of the project.

Me
Oh, and thanks for fixing the archive link... I was a bit careless as I have so many of them now.

Tucayo
Well, i don't know, that's part the director's job. You'll have to ask him, if he doesn't answer(he is likely no to answer), then i'll make the decision.

PS: What does the title has to do with the text???

Stooben Rooben

 * Er, please contact about the Fake News. If there are any decisions to be made about the Fake News, go to him.  21:03, 26 January 2009 (EST)

More

 * You mean editor of the Fake News or of the whole 'Shroom, BTW there hasn't been FN in like 4 months.

More Tucayo

 * PS: I can't access the sign-up page

Your Fake News
Awesome.

Fake News
It's here! Click here to see the second edition of "The "Real" Fake News"!

-Ralphfan (el t0rtug0)

the real fake news
Haha...funny. I havent been on for nearly a week now.

Clay Mario
Yeah, your fake news was really funny. You seem to like making fake news, and I do, too. I made theMarioWiki Fake News Wiki where I host some of my fake news. Would you be interested in joining? --

Response
I don't know, I think we can just go both paths and still enforce the rules. --

YourBuddyBill
Okay.

Clay Mario...again
Thanks. and BTW, we are moving to wikia, but not yet. --

"The "Real" Fake News"
Extra, extra, read all about it! Click here for the third edition of "The "Real" Fake News"!

License
Where'd you get your Mario Kart Wii license?

LOL
LOL at Michael Jackson JR!

"The "Real" Fake News"
Hi, Thanks for taking my question

Fake News!
Click here to see the fourth edition of "The "Real" Fake News"!

Re News
Yah it was good but you know some parts were not good for little ones :P ok yah it was good :) -- 01:40, 15 February 2009 (EST)

Response
Ok you should thats good. -- 13:48, 15 February 2009 (EST)

Re: 'Shroomy
Oh, well, the Fake news director (is there even a director?) should give a warning to all of the Fake News team :)

PS: You should Pm the director your section and then he puts them all together and pms them to Stooby and I

PPS: Thanks!

PPPS: Yes, it would be nice :)

Don't Get Excited...
... For this is just a goodbye message. Normally I wouldn't bother, but seeing how desperate you were to bring me back was really quite touching. Especially that you called me a best friend despite only knowing me for a very short time compared to the likes of Stooben and other folks. But sorry, for I am gone.

Star Cup
Yes include a talk, will you create it as a sub page in your user page or in the shroom???

Response
Nice! Though it may be better if it was in The Shroom, don't worry, no one will vandalize it. You're missing the Goalie, aren't you?

Here
Well, the talk page is made automatically, isn't it?

PS: San Luis Potosí, México

PPS: My internet was also down 0.o

And more

 * OK :) Thanks is nice indeed

And more more

 * Sweet. I'll be sure to check it out. Also, I don't live in Australia. :P I'm currently in Colorado, and it's mild right now. 17:25, 19 February 2009 (EST)

Moremoremore

 * Colorado Springs is my hometown. But I've stayed in Boulder for a few weeks, and stopped in Westminster for a night. I'm traveling all around, so I don't really mind telling people where I live anymore. 17:43, 19 February 2009 (EST)

And so on...

 * San Francisco looks great! I wanna go there

...AND ON
WOW. The only baseball stadium I've gone to is Minute Maid in Houston, its really nice.


 * I don't pay much attention to sports, actually. I occasionally get into the Olympics, but that's about it. 16:24, 20 February 2009 (EST)

Me again
Yes, it looks nice, you may change the not for shouldn't, and it'll be better if you just link it.

Re: Baseball
Man, I always wanted to go to the Yankee Stadium, the Yankees are my favorite team! Also the Raiders!

Ive heard Lake Tahoe is really nice

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