User:AwdryFan1997

Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.

The Dank Meganerd
I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the Donkey Kong article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the FACT that the original Donkey Kong from the 1981 arcade game is now Cranky Kong, and that the character currently referred to as Donkey Kong is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet c l e a r l y s t a t e d that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by Alex95, which is good, because that was a very poor decision on my part.

My relation with the Super Mario series dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major Mario fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the Wii - if I remember correctly, he brought New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and Mario Strikers Charged. I distinctly remember wanting to be Luigi in NSMBWii, but my friend made me be Bucken-Berry (that is his name), who is, in fact, the dEfInItIvE mArIo ChArAcTeR. I also recall being a sexist little piece of Hotel Mario. Anyways, when I got my Wii U around 2013, I got New Super Mario Bros. U, and couldn't beat the first level. In NSMBU. Yes. I later got Lego City: Undercover and didn't pick up Mario again for about a year, when I got to around the World 5 Tower using Super Guide and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the Koopalings for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at Mario but Ludwig's my favorite character.

Since then, I have played a very large number of Mario games, most recently getting Super Mario 64 from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and also revisiting my childhood with some classic LuigiFan00001 videos. He just recently stopped making Angry Birds videos, which is fine, because no one plays Angry Birds anymore, mostly because the new games suck. Go play real games instead; the mobile market is dying like capitalism.

Also just recently created a BJAODN page. So that's cool.

Trivia

 * Did you know that YouTube channel TheGamer is a clickbait scam artist that only wants money?
 * Did you know that was banned from Wikipedia by no fault of my own?
 * Did you know that Blue Yoshi is... um... how do I put this...
 * Did you know that MatPat is now named MatDaddy and deserves more credit for his work despite creating some of the stupidest videos on the entire internet based off "evidence" he pretty much just made up? And did you know he used clickbait and nearly ruined this wiki?
 * Did you know I mean absolutely nothing by any of my statements and am just trying to be funny, and that I am not deliberately trying to insult anyone?
 * Did you know that LEGO Super Mario is a bad idea and Nintendo should back out of it right now; this is not what we asked for?
 * Did you know that Capcom does not care about the Megaman franchise, and that despite anything they claim to do now, they still created Megaman X6?
 * Did you know that this is the Super Mario Wiki?
 * Have you heard of the Axis of Gaming? The Dictator (Konami), The Criminal (Capcom), and The Snake-Oil Salesman (Square Enix).
 * Did you know I hate Fire Emblem? Actually, no, you probably do...

DO YOU WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE?
Here is a link to your grand prize: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

I WILL HAVE A TABLE OF CONTENTS ON MY USERPAGE!
You cannot stop me from fulfilling my own desires! I am inevitable! Fururururururururu!

Where else I can be found
Since | Triforce Wiki is not yet officially part of NIWA, I'll have to link it through text like a SCRUB: https://zeldawiki.info/User:AwdryFan1997. Note that I am well versed in the ways of the CD-i.

The Long End of Bungle Bim (Satire)
bungle bim also nown as bungel bimmy is domkey kongs long lost twin brothr he ets penuts fro beckfest he aso liek chikin nudel soop fo luanch hay u guyes pla cal ov dudy kuz i liek hallo laso plz doen delet ths pag i wrok vare hrad on ti

Super Smash Bros. series
Bungle Bim first appears in the original Super Smash Bros. as the game's only Trophy. He appears in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a boss in Classic Mode, and his only attack is Hand Slap, an attack that slaps. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bimmy appears as a playable fighter, though his only attack is still Hand Slap, the cans of fruit. He returns in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U with no changes whatsoever, though he was not in the 3DS version because the Hand Slap attack caused the system to self-destruct. Why they didn't choose Ice Climbers instead is still a question being asked in scientific circles to this very day. He returns in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, now with a neutral aerial attack titled Roll, which makes him curl up into the fetal position. Masahiro Sakurai has gone on record saying that Bimmy will return in the next Smash game, even if he isn't directing it.