User:Ralphfan

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Welcome
Hi. I'm ralphfan, as you might've guessed. I live near San Francisco, which is kinda sucky because it's always cold and foggy there. Good thing is we have a bazillion major sports.

Thanks to for visiting my COMPLETELY AWESOME userpage. You can post your comments about my page on my talk page.

MY USERBOX TOWER ROCKS!!!!!!!!! P.S.: It's to the right of this. Click here to go to the official Ultra Bowl page and click this to check on the Star Cup!

My Mario Kart Wii License
Click the following link to level up my license! http://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/levelup.php?23328 http://www.mubos-md.com/licensemaker/z0r3v25y.png

General
I edit spelling and other grammatical errors for the most part. Click here for my edit count. I also vote on proposals and read The 'Shroom. I also make awesome userboxes and have the world's most amazing userbox tower WHICH YOU MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * I am part of the Planet Descriptions PipeProject.

Miscellaneous

 * Join the Wiki (I did so on November 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm)

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(There's more (in multiple categories), but I'm not gonna bother writing it now)

Split in Progress
I am going to split the capsule article into separate articles. The current article includes SSB capsules and Mario Party capsules and orbs. I will split them into separate articles about the SSB and Mario Party versions. I DEFINITELY COULD USE SOME HELP ON BULKING THEM UP ONCE I SPLIT THEM!

Stuff I like

 * "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * Baltimore Ravens (favorite players are Ed Reed and Joe Flacco)
 * Oakland A's (favorite player is Brad Ziegler)
 * San Jose Sharks (favorite player is Patrick Marleau)
 * University of Maryland
 * UC Berkley
 * "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
 * The Simpsons
 * Ralph Wiggum (why I'm Ralphfan
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * All sports (except soccer (excluding the World Cup), synchronized swimming, and rythmic gymnastics, which AREN'T EVEN SPORTS)
 * Harry Potter
 * Quidditch
 * A Series of Unfortunate Events

Stuff I hate

 * High School Musical (and anyone or anything from it)
 * The Disney Channel
 * Indianapolis Colts
 * Washington Redskins
 * Duke University
 * Stanford University
 * Global Warming (It's a #*@$ing myth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
 * (This one is kinda long) The 'lamea** polls on the Everybody Votes Channel. I submit one about if Obama will help the economy, but they but up these f***in' stupid polls like "You spilled juice on the floor.  Would you mop it up with a washcloth or a paper towel?"  May I ask, "Who gives a f***in' s***?"

'''GAME RATINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look below for the incredibly amazing userbox tower!

Huge thanks to Dom for helping me with the table!

Really Funny Stuff (all real, you can't make this up)

 * 1) I thought things like Viagra made guys talk normal without freaking out when they were talkin' to girls on a date.
 * 2) I once called Notre Dame (the college) Notre State.
 * 3) My brother was using his watch to make sure he didn't stay on the can for years (yes, I mean years). He, for some reason, decided to take it off, and it fell in!  (It survived and is now clean.)
 * 4) A guy found some nail polish and was goofing around with it at the start of math one day. He spilled some and had to go through the rest of they day with a purple spot on his crotch!
 * 5) Click here for crap people actually put into articles. Before revising crappy articles, put the worst of it here.  The first one I entered is here.  Click here for the second.  But wait!  There's more!  No, that's not all!  Click here (yes, this!) to see the third!
 * 6) In Italian class, a guy meant to say "oggi" (which means today) and he said "orgy"!
 * 7) (This begins my collection of crazy laws) In Switzerland, a guy can't use the can standing up after 10 P.M.
 * 8) In Australia, it is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
 * 9) It is an offense for women of "ill repute or evil looks" to enter a cheese factory in Italy's area of Ferrara.
 * 10) In France, between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.
 * 11) In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk while in possession of a cow.
 * 12) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do it with animals -- so long as the animals are female. It is illegal to have do it with a male animal, however.
 * 13) In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
 * 14) In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude; a woman may only be naked while in the bathroom.
 * 15) In Hong Kong, a woman is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband -- but only if she uses her bare hands. The husband's lover, however, may be killed in any manner desired.
 * 16) It is illegal in Antibes to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background. (Funny laws end here.)
 * 17) My brother tried to say Super Smash Bros. Melee and said Super Smash Bros. Mealy!
 * 18) In Italian class once, during a dialogue (that was being filmed and graded), a girl meant to say "Che ore sono?" (what time is it) and said "What time is it?"
 * 19) All the girls one of my friends has ever liked all have one thing in common: tons and tons of arm hair. It's crazy!

If more funny things happen (which they are bound to), you'll know.

Really Important Stuff
(This will change depending on time of year)


 * Remember Dr. King. He had a dream, it's up to all of us to make it come true.
 * Help revive the economy. How?  Spend money so big companies don't have to lay off employees.

Live Chats
Occasionally, I'll have a live chat on my talk page. These'll be announced usually a day before, and you can post things that I'll answer.

Feedback
Post your feedback on my talk page.

Polls
I'll put polls on my talk page that you can vote on. They'll be about video games or sports.

Sprites
I'm looking for Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Bowser Jr. sprites for my signature. Let me know if you have or see any of them.

Discussions
I'm putting up pages (user subpages) where people can talk to me and other users about games, primarily Mario games (well, duh!).


 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Super Paper Mario
 * Mario Super Sluggers
 * Mario Strikers Charged

Help for n00bs
I once was a n00b, so here's some help for you if you're one of them.

L33ts
Click here to see me being decal deca  decale (ay caramba!) declared (finally!) a l33t.  You are a l33t if you are not a n00b or just experienced or the opposite of a n00b or...you should get te the idea...unless you're a n00b...D'oh!

Countdowns to...
Remember these times are all approximate.

My Actual Birthday!
My birthday is in July 14 2009 13:56:00 PST.

My WikiBirthday!
My wikibirthday is in November 13 2009 17:01:00 PST.

The Next Sharks Game
The next Sharks game is in February 26 2009 16:37:00 PST.

The Next Cal Game
The next Cal game is in February 26 2009 19:37:00 PST.

The Next Maryland Game
The next Maryland game is in February 25 2009 18:07:00 PST.

The Next A's Game
The next A's game is in April 6 2009 18:07:00 PST.

The Next Ravens Game
The next Ravens game is in September 6 2009 10:03:00 PST.

Closing Statement
'''"I AM el t0rtug0, MASTER OF THE 12-MINUTE MILE!"