User:TheFemaleWario

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Things to know

 * I <3 garlic! ( It's good. Really.)
 * WARIOWARE ROCKS MY MOTORCYCLE. Ashley forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * My boyfriend is: Waluigi! Which is TRUE, no matter what any human (or Daisy) says.

OK, we're done with commercials, NOW LET'S GET TO THE REAL SHOW!

Games I own
(I have a DS Lite and a Wii) Super Mario Bros.(can't finish because:too hard) Super Smash Bros. Brawl Super Mario Sluggers Mario Power Tennis Mario Party 8 To shorten the list, I'll just say I have all the Olympic Games...games. WarioWare: D.I.Y. Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Mario Party DS New Super Mario Bros. Wii(can't finish because: too hard)

The Garlic awards
Awards I give to those worthy enough. (biased version)

Most heroic-Mario. Come on. I believe you can gather that I don't like the guy, but he deserves a Garlic at least.

And here are some hilarious videos I found. I couldn't figure out how to just put the videos on tho...

http://youtu.be/d8l8o5Bm3kA My bad boyfriend celebratin'.

http://youtu.be/nfAFIz9E5AQ OBEY WARIO! DESTROY MARIO!