Koopalings (quotes)

All the quotes of Bowser's eight children, the Koopalings.

In ''The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * "Ooh, relax King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down, he’d never win, unless we fixed this election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa! Chill out Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Woah, hey bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario Babies never warp through this pipe!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "My time travel thing is working great!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I make it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Say no more, Kooper Dooper dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Your wish is my command, Mario masters!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to chaos mode!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!" - "True Colors"

In ''Super Mario World

 * "Good idea, Mario. Great idea. In fact, just the idea I needed to conquer the Dome City." - "The Wheel Thing"
 * "Thank you, Marios. You've inspired me to create my most monstrous invention ever!" - "The Wheel Thing"
 * "Later, King Dad. Gotta finish the Kooky Von Koopa memorial freeway!" - "The Wheel Thing"

In ''Nintendo Comics Systems

 * "I think it should be cultural. The man desperately needs refinement." - "Bowser Knows Best"

In Super Mario Adventures

 * ''"Thats music to my ears!"
 * ''"It was a piece of cake, pop!"
 * ''"Double anchovies for me!"

In ''The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I love being a Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Give that brat a country and she finally stops nagging!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah! Someone magnificent, like we are! Let’s go find him!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "But first, we want a car! A big, bad, convertible!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "With those budinskis out of the way, we could take Hollywood by storm!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey look! King Dad's doing aerobic exercises and getting in shape with more madness! Great idea!" - "Misadventures of Mighty Plumber"
 * "These Marios are tough! Whadda ya think they're up to? The nerve of these guys, sneaking into Dark Land, reminds me of-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No, it must be true! If Mario gets it, we'll be doomed to be good for good! He'll control everything! We'll be dancing to his doom-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Ummm, big Bully brother, old pal. That thing doesn't work on me and Cheatsy. Does it? I mean, you wouldn't make your favorite brother dance. Would ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Everbody do the koopa, everybody shout and pout!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I'll help you, daddy dearest!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Stick ‘em up! Give me your purse! I’m a real bad robber Koopa! I’m also a bad dancer!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey, Kootie Pie, stick ‘em up! Put your hands in the air! I’m a thief and a crook!" - "Crimes R Us"

In ''Super Mario World

 * "Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet fixers might see us! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don’t want them at our circus, we just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said! Then the more the better, and furthermore-" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of ‘em all! The Koopaling Bros. Circus! Greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of ‘em all! Master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs! Mastermind of the amazing Mechkoopas! Lord of all he surveys! Purveyor of-" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "On to the next act, folks! There’ll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life! The last time of your life!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara, so long, ciao! See you later alligator ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Welcome to All Star Prehistoric Wrestling! A fringe gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner, in the pink and purple, Tyrannosaurus Rubble Brothers, weighing at 1900 pounds each, totally terrible, and gruesome, high heavily thunderous, thundering, powering, towering, rusting, ripping, tall-heavy, top by top, disco, hip hop, hop hip-" - "Rock TV"
 * "Looking live in the Koopa dome where football is played the way it was meant to be played in the dark, dusty dungeon. Welcome to today's match featuring those bad boys of the Neon Castle: the Koopa Carcass Crunchers." - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "And before I forget we would like to give an extended welcome to Mario's brother, Luigi; without his presence as the ball none of this would be possible." - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "So it will be first and ten but it might as well be fourth because it's now or never it's do or die and it's sudden death if the egg breaks open. Boy that missed extra point sure looms big now, all the excitement-" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"

In ''Nintendo Comics System

 * "It's Father's Day, Iggy -- We're gonna get him a present, you idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
 * "Okay, guys! Get ready to pillage, level the place, mess things up..." - "Bowser Knows Best"
 * "Hello, princess, we're kidnapping you!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
 * "I always wanted to be part of an unruly mob." - "Bowser Knows Best"

In ''Super Mario Adventures

 * ''"Double cheese, too!"

In ''The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * "I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Law number one! Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Daddy only wants me to be happy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yes! People will do anything Dadzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Don't try to get on my good side!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Aliens! Daddykins! Billions and billions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Just because your drowning, you don't have to yell!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!" - "The Venice Menace"

In ''Super Mario World

 * "The thing I love most about my new palace is that all these lovely ice mirrors let me see myself everywhere I look! What I don't like about my ice palace is THAT IT'S FREEZING! I am so cold I have ice on my feet! I'm turning blue and I hate that! You'd better do something about it before I LOSE MY TEMPER! I WANNA BE WARM! I WANT HEAT! I WANT FIRE! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Fire Sale"
 * "GET ME OUT OF HERE! IT'S FREEZING! I've never been this cold in my life! Are you listening to me? I'm turning blue again! I hate blue! I hate cold! It's not fair!" - "Fire Sale"

In ''Nintendo Comics System

 * "Well, Wendy Koopa, this is either the smartest thing you've done or the stupidest! If Daddy finds out I looted the arsenal, i'll be grounded till I get my fourth set of teeth! But it's not every day a girl gets her own personal spy network, warning her that Mario has to cross through here today, in fourteen minutes to be prescise!" - "Fins and Roses"
 * "I... Hate... Stanley... The Talking... Fish... OW!" - "Fins and Roses"
 * "Well I think that Daddy would like something pretty and shiny! Like maybe a diamond ring for me!!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
 * "Gee, Dad, when you put it that way, you make us sound dumb!" - "Bowser Knows Best"

In ''Super Mario Adventures

 * ''"Mellow out, Dad!"
 * ''"The piranhas are always hungry! He'll make a fine meal!"
 * ''"And behind door number 2..."
 * ''"You're off your royal rocker!"
 * ''"The fools! They fell for it!"