Cyrano de Mario

Cyrano de Mario is the sixty-first live-action segment of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Its corresponding animated episode is "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom".

Plot Synopsis
Mario receives a letter from a woman named Roxanne, who says she'll be coming over that very day. Mario then tells Luigi that he promised Roxanne that he'd marry her someday. Problem is, Mario doesn't know how to tell Roxanne that he doesn't want to marry her, even though he promised to. When Roxanne comes over, Luigi secretly gives Mario advice as to what he should say to her. Roxanne eventually explains that she's already married, and that the promise was that she could buy plumbing supplies from them at wholesale prices.