User:Glowsquid

 Status: I fooled you all, eh?!!!.



You saw it coming. (Or no?).

IF YOU TAKE THIS USER LEAVING THREAT SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO BE SHOT.

"How did you come this far?"

- The Original Vision of Ultimate Monsters

Uh, Why did you come here? Because here, there's not nice thing, there only not nice things that will completly melt your brain if you want to look at nice thing, go find one of the original Space invader arcade cabinet and be amazed at the graphical fest it was in the 80's. Whatever. I completly dunno why an innocent product of our society would take the smallest look at this crumbling mess of an userpage. but whatever. Here, you will discover a load of speling and gramatical errors, logicall falacies and my everyday hate-filled thought, Are you ready?

Bonne Lecture.

Intro
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

- George Santayana

We all have to begin with something, have we? Anyway, I've joined on February 13 2007, my first edit was on Talk: Baby Wario.

How I came here? I'm not too sure... I remmember seeing a link to here in Wikipedia Swanky Kong page and I came here. I didn't suscribe until a long time, thought. I was on the forum some times before on the wiki.

My history with Mario
My first Mario related Mario experience was Super Mario World. I remmember that I coul'dnt get to Yoshi the first time you got him, I was such a noob. After sme year as a braindead Sega/Microsoft fanboy. I evventually renewed with Mario by playing Super Mario Sunshine.

Like/dislike
Like:
 * Well written and long article.
 * Contributing user.
 * Cheese.

Dislike:
 * Oversocialysing. (I have no qualm with having a little chat from time to time, but some dude here push it a bit TOO far.)
 * User who come here just to chat and fill up the wiki with shoddy sprite comic.
 * SPAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * One sentence article. ("Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba.")
 * "Creative" sub-header. (The one on Yoshi are neat, but the Donkey Kong one are retarded, "Monkey Love"? Gimme me a break.)
 * "Fill in the spot" style article. Example: (Insert Name here) is a character in (Insert Game name here), he's a (Insert playing style here.) type. He's partnered with (Insert Name here.). I think you get the idea.

Kewl doode

 * Aipom - Put me in his comic and helped a lot.
 * Confused - (Insert lame joke about the guy being confused here.)
 * KPH2293 - Yet again another Yoshi Fan :D
 * Monty Mole - He think I should get blocked, whatever.
 * Cobold - One of the few lucky guys that didn't get infect by the community virus.
 * Porplemontage - A Big, obvious, D'UH! He created this place !.
 * Sir Grodus - Helped a lot with the Donkey Kong related article.
 * Son of Suns - Invaluable to this wiki.
 * Ultimatetoad - Great user, but the sub-header he's putting on page are stupid.


 * Wayoshi - The only mere mortal to have achieved bureaucrat (And then lose it,) rank, Gotta praise the activity. :)
 * Pokemon DP - Even thought he's a Pokemon Fan (never liked it), he has some quite awesome contributions.
 * Lanky kong - Great job on DK64 articles.
 * Dinosaur bob - Great edits, awesome name.
 * Knife - With a name like that, you can't go wrong.
 * RAP - He stay calm no mater what, it's almost scary.
 * Uniju - I came, I saw and I befriended the inferior... er I mean sympathic robot.
 * G-Lobster - My greatest allie But he stole thing from the very page you are reading now,called the greatest videogame of all time "Okay", and really, his story are no matches for Halo: Halos IN SPACE!!!and Half-Life: COnsequence FULL OF LIVE!! asweell as the author other hits, Xzelion just lack the characterization, the good grammar and... oh, a butterfly.
 * Plumber - Thank to him, I realized that Roleplay is a load of  fun when in the chat.
 * HK-47 - His names is based on one of the greates character of all time and he just pure awesome.
 * Snack, Uniju brother that only appear in thge chat room but kick a lot of butt.
 * Booster A gifted writter.
 * Smiddle Great Emperor of Waffle.
 * That guy He's awesome. But the cult centered around him annoy me.
 * Grandaddy 2 He's a good editor.
 * Max2 He tricked me for an awesoem prank.

WHAT! I DIDN'T PUT YOU ON THIS OUTRAGEOUSLY BIG LIST! Then, you suck.

Writing Style
"The vile stench of the Shaman's hot fetid breath over came the nauseated female with a deep soul searing sickness, causing her to wrench her head backwards and regurgitate a slimy, orange-white stream of swelling gore over the richly woven purple robe of the enthused acolyte."

- The Eye of Argon.

"John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle really fast back to the office but John Freemans gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.

"Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!" John Freeman said out loud"

- Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone.

I am not a writter, far from that. I usually correct minor thing like spelling or linking. Rarely I write from scratch, and if I do, it usually suck, like this section.

Random Thing

 * I actually think User:A Link To The Past is not the ultimate form of evilness.
 * I menaced leaving... thrice, and each times I returned. Stupid "one more edit" thing.
 * My 1000th edit was on Mario Artist.

Non Nintendo character I like






Great videogame quote
"I'm the strongest.I'm only a small portion of the empire Bacterion!"

- Gofer

"I was born out from the greediness of mankind.While man exist, so will I..."

- Bacterion

"I'm the center of the universe.My will rule every little things of the universe."

- Gofer resurected

"My body will be broke into pieces and spread across the universe.And with every pieces,I will be reborn.Then you will regret having destroyed me, HA HA HA!"

- Gofer resurected

"I am just a small part of what was know as Venom.Pieces of me are scattered throughout the cosmos.Eventually, another will become sentient and exact retribution.You will never escape the shadow of fear.My hatred for your kind is eternal!"

- Venom

"It's not fair... We had twice ze flavor!"

- Brewmaster Glukkon

"We're screwed! Pant, I need pant!"

- Generic Slig

"WARNING THIS GAME IS FOR USE IN JAPAN ONLY. SALES, EXPORT OR OPERATION OUTSIDE THIS COUNTRY MAY BE CONSTRUED AS COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT AND IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. VIOLATOR AND SUBJECT TO SEVERE PENALTIES AND WILL BE PROSECUTEDT TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE JAM."

- Some screen

"Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!"

- End screen

"Congratulation !! A.D.2111 All bases of CATS were destroyed. It seems to be peaceful. but it is incorrect. CATS is still alive. ZIG-01 must fight against CATS again. and down with them completely ! Good luck."

- End sreen

"Warning! an Huge Battleship "King Fossil is aproaching fast."

- Darius

"I alway wanted a thing called Tuna Sassimi."

- Tiat Young

"2042 A.D. A PHANTOM COMPANION STAR WHICH HAS SUDDENLY APPEARED ON THE JUPITER'S ORBIT AFFECTED THE ASTEROIDS, DROPPING A RAIN OF METEORITES TO THE EARTH.

AT THE SAME TIME, THE EARTHS' CIVILIZATION WAS AT A CRISIS OF BEING ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE BY RECEIVING THE INVASION OF FOREIGN INTELLIGENTAL LIVES.

IT WAS BELIEVED THAT THEY CAME FLYING FROM THE SKY AREA OF NEMESIS...

WARNING EARTH'S NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION 17TH MARCH, 2052

THEY HAD A SPECIAL ABILITY OF COMBINED WITH THE EARTH'S CIVILIZATION. THE EARTH'S MILITARY FORCE WAS DEFEATED BY THEIR OVERWHELMING BEAM ARMS.

THE BEAM WAS THE THING WHICH MADE GOOD USE OF ENERGY SCIENTISTS CALLED IT

AS 'NEWALONE'.

TOP SECRET EYES ONLY - COPY ONE OF ONE SPECIAL CLASSIFIED EXECUTIVE ORDER #033944 PROJECT METAL BLACK: A PERMANENT FREEZE

THE EARTH'S GOVERNMENT MADE A COMPROMISE CALLED PEACE. AND THE GOVERNMENT CONCEALED NEWLY PRODUCED MACHINES 'BLACK FLY' HAVING THE SAME ABILITY AS THEIR'S INTO DARKNESS.

THE EARTH DIED, AND IT WAS TO ENTER UPON SILENCE TIMES...

METAL BLACK"

- Intro Screen

"Blast off and strike the evil Bydo Empire!"

- R-Type

What Other Users think of Me.
 I hate you! -Fg

You are so mean -Fg

'' I hate you! '' -Fg and Max2

... -Too many User wiki guy to list.

Gofer: Good Friend, Bad grammar. -Xzelion

Gofer, slave of the slave. - Uniju

Toadbert101 dislike Gofer. -Toadbert101

Gofer, you be a meanie. -Toadbert101

I don't call anyone stupid, even Gofer. -3Dejong

Uniju, Tell Snack I don't hate him and that Gofer is an idiot. -Xzelion

Yeah, we hate you Gofer! -Fg

SHUT UP! -Fg

I think you hate me gofer... WAAAAAHHHH!!!! -Fg