Bouffy contre les vampires

Bouffy contre les vampires (Bouffy vs. the Vampires) is a skit that aired as part of La planète de Donkey Kong. As with many of the show's skits, it is framed as a trailer for an upcoming TV show. Its title is a pun on the French title of  (Buffy contre les vampires) and the French word "bouffi", meaning "puffy" or simply "fat".

Summary
Candy Kong is indoor using a computer. The narrator explains that Candy used multiple methods to kill vampires such as "garlic suckers, anise suckers, driving stakes through their bedsheets, records, and using the website wwww.dracula.transylvania.com" but all of them failed. Using her "wits and determination", Candy finally found a way to defeat vampires: eating them. The camera then pan overs to show Candy Kong's obese body.

The skit ends on the title card as the narrator delivers the tagline "Coming soon on DKTV: Bouffy contre les vampires. A show you'll totally binge.

Quotes
Candy Kong: "The problem with vampires is that *burp* they make you a whole lot fatter.