User talk:Mario

 Well, ONE ARTICLE is getting fired-up all right on this wiki! 22:09, April 26, 2022 (EDT)   

Congrats on 10 Archives!
For reaching this chatty milestone, here is a comically tiny Attacky Sack: Somethingone (talk) 21:55, April 26, 2022 (EDT)
 * Why thank you! Have you heard about some really distant accordion music? Well here's a visual representation of one: MSC Mugshot Wario gold.png Why, it is as big as the period at the end of this sentence! Hope it gets destroyed by some monchers AND that Attacky Sack. NSMBW Chain Chomp Render.png 22:04, April 26, 2022 (EDT)

RE:Cowboy Wario has wandered in your talk page!
He managed to find out a new equation after drinking a cup of spoiled milk? Here's his reward and research grant that was definitely not bought from Junk.

Look, he's already made another new equation! + +  =

23:58, May 1, 2022 (EDT)
 * Holy cow, Mushroom Kingdom is moving fast with its technological advancements! What's next, a backpack and a mountain creating a new Mario Kart racer?? He needs another research grant, preferably one that can help him buy a new used microwave oven to help him cook up more equations. 00:23, May 2, 2022 (EDT)


 * After buying him too many food and items, he found the most amazing equation of the year that solves Mario's halloween costume issue for the, allowing him to win the !

( + - 99  +  + ) × 2  =   00:50, May 2, 2022 (EDT)
 * Hm, you'd think the axe isn't necessary since Mario's head is already detached from his body. 18:55, May 2, 2022 (EDT)

WAHAHA!
Your talk page has been attacked by an even uglier Wario! Tremble before his disgustingly low-resolution texture as he fouls up this page with his ghastly appearance!



Have a rotten day,

-- 17:05, June 3, 2022 (EDT)
 * I tried collapsing the post, but I couldn't, Wario was too fat. 21:27, June 3, 2022 (EDT)

"just don't laugh at my username unless you like your prized possessions turned to petunias"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH By the by, congrats on your promotion! 17:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Y'know Wario's treasures? Turned into azaleas, kinda like the mess in here.
 * SMO Wooded Moon 27.png
 * Don't mess with ol' 'zuka. 17:58, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Heh
I can't imagine how Wario feels knowing you now have the power to send him to the Shadow Realm with your new powers. Congratulations! 17:52, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Well, I'm not quite the decorated janitor yet, as I can't destroy pages and images related to him, but I can give him some inconvenience and misery with some good ol' blocking! Thanks! 20:37, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Wario of the Day
For being promoted to patroller, you have earned a very special Golden Wario of the Day. Look at the shine of that beautiful spraypai- err, very real gold!



Have a rotten day,

-- 18:09, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * I think I just saw that statue twitch its stache. 🤨 20:38, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Congrats on your promotion to Patroller!
You deserve it! To commemorate your WAHAHAnderful achievement, here's a absolutely massive Attacky Sack: Sending sincere applause, Somethingone (talk) 19:15, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * How good is it at destroying Wario is my only question. 20:33, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Does "flattens people and bites ravenously" sound good enough to you? ;) Somethingone (talk) 21:12, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * I'm not sure if that's as aWAHsome as Bazooka Mario (props for the promotion, by the way!), could it become BFF with Wario who also "flattens people and bites ravenously" (when garlic is around, that is)?--Mister Wu (talk) 22:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Congrats! [[Media:SM3DW Gift Box.jpg|Here's a]] Gift Box! 23:37, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * @Wu Sure! Somethingone (talk) 06:21, June 6, 2022 (EDT)
 * What's in that gift box? It better not be a wild stink bomb! 23:27, June 6, 2022 (EDT)

Darkly's residency status
Thought I'd point out to you that Professor Frankly states before you have to see Darkly "a fellow from Twilight Town lives right here in Rogueport" (probably not the exact quote but along those lines). 20:11, June 28, 2022 (EDT)
 * Ah I see. I do think the "immigrant" part is not the best word I'd use, seems too jargony, if that's the right word? 01:10, June 30, 2022 (EDT)

Super Mario 3D World page
Hello, I saw that you edited the Worlds section of the Super Mario 3D World article. How come you replaced the images for Koopa Troopa Cave and Chargin' Chuck Blockade? I was already in the process of replacing all of those images with higher quality pictures I took in Bowser's Fury. The reason why the construction template is there is because I'm not done yet. 0blivion 17:46, August 3, 2022 (EDT)
 * I was going to get around to doing that and felt like I should make use of what I have, so I took emulator screenshots and uploaded those. Didn't realize you were just getting started on replacing these. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the MIME format doesn't match, since I use PNG and iirc those thumbnails were in png before they were replaced with higher resolution ones. 20:04, August 3, 2022 (EDT)
 * I kept my Bowser's Fury screenshots in the .jpg format because I was previously asked not to change them to PNGs. I'd prefer being able to finish uploading my JPG images to the page for consistency's sake. SMS Strollin Stu Artwork.png 0blivion 21:44, August 3, 2022 (EDT)
 * Yeah I saw, and I was going to say to not do that because it'll make reuploading earlier, but that's probably going to conflict with policy, so. Yeah, go ahead. 22:15, August 3, 2022 (EDT)

Miyamoto
Its fine to keep Donkey Kong as a series Miyamoto created on his page correct? I'm trying to get through to a user that disagrees with that. Sdman213 (talk) 19:58, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
 * I think it's okay. We don't list Wario or Yoshi series as Miyamoto's. There can be further discussion on which components of the DK series we should be attributing to Miyamoto, as Donkey Kong Country is quite a different game and a bigger series than the original arcade games, but as a very general statement, there's little problem listing it. 20:00, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
 * Gotcha, thanks!
 * Sdman213 (talk) 20:03, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
 * But unlike Pikmin, Star Fox, and Zelda, we don't have a Donkey Kong-centered wiki Mario Manga Reader (talk) 20:05, August 22, 2022 (EDT)
 * We do cover both Donkey Kong and Mario content due to a good overlap they have with each other but I do think it's worth emphasizing that the DK games did originate from Miyamoto and not necessarily Yoshi (though Miyamoto had heavy involvement in the Yoshi's Island series which are the main installment in the series) or Wario. 20:10, August 22, 2022 (EDT)

Bodybuilders HATE him! Find out Wario’s golden secret when it comes to diet and exercise!


The secret is he doesn’t do it at all! Look at that flab jiggle and wave as Wario lifts ten tons of DK branded banana pancakes and eats them all in one sitting! That septuple chin, that large and disgusting belly, and that unmistakeable greasy, smelly mustache is a result of Wario’s Awesome 1 Step Diet and Exercise Plan! Watch as the pounds grow and grow from Wario’s patented* Eat-It-All system! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you say “pass the mashed potatoes” for the 15th time without any sense of guilt!

(Note: Wario’s Awesome 1 Step Diet and Exercise Plan may not be healthy to any living organism. Consult yourself before attempted usage of this product. If you or a loved one has used this product and developed serious side effects we can’t even mention on this article, panic and run away as fast as you can. They will soon become another Wario in the Wario Collective. Resistance is futile. PURCHASE AND USE THIS PRODUCT AND THEN RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW. Wah-ha-ha!)


 * Not approved by any patent office. Use caution.

This is a not-paid advertisement by Wario Pharmacy. A family name for over 20 years that you can not trust!

20:01, November 13, 2022 (EST)
 * I don't want anything to do with Wario's golden secrets, much less regular secrets! Why don't you take this stupid pizza and ROLL with it.
 * [[File:WarioWare Touched Fat Wario cameo.png]]
 * 20:52, November 13, 2022 (EST)


 * ”Mmm! Delicious pizza! Hey, that’s me on the plate! Yes siree, Wario’s Awesome 1 Step Diet and Exercise Plan is working wonders! Wah-ha-ha!”

(sniff) (sniffsniff) “Why does it smell like gunpow-“

''' KA-BLOOEY!!! ''' 20:00, November 14, 2022 (EST)
 * https://i.imgur.com/rcnP9Tv.gifv
 * 20:05, November 14, 2022 (EST)

Wario extermination squad
Hello. I would like to join. I don't have a userbox, but I would be happy to have one to start my tower. I found some Warios in my yard & I feel like you would like to get rid of them for me. I tried, but their farts were too much. At least I have free energy. Weird. Wario can violate the laws of conservation of energy & matter. I have some Waluigis in my yard as well, if you take those as well as Warios. Thank you in advance. 13:56, February 21, 2023 (CST)
 * Sure. Is... there already a userbox concerning the Wario Extermination Squad? If not, silly me, I should've prepped one years ago! Anyway, the Warios are gone. The promise of free money that just so happens to be in an exhibit of hungry hippos did the trick. As for Waluigi, I'll post updates when THAT spidery menace will be gone, but it shouldn't take long. Thanks for calling up Wario extermination! 22:16, February 21, 2023 (EST)
 * I need to look in the archives. You didn't even see what the Warios are. How did you get rid of them? Plus, I think that broke the multiverse. The Waluigis in my yard aren't gone, though. But anyways, thank you! 08:09, February 22, 2023 (CST)
 * USERBOX UPDATE! I found it in your 8th archive. That took a minute or 2 with the search function. 08:15, February 22, 2023 (CST)
 * LATEST UPDATE! The multiverse appears to be more broken. MM54321 characters are messing with my perfectly good grill! SMG4 characters are causing more multiversal warps! I think I see you in the crowd! 08:30, March 09, 2023 (CST)
 * Don't worry, I'm working on the bombs as we speak... hmm 11:09, March 9, 2023 (EST)

Apology
Whoops! So sorry about that! That was honestly a mistake on my end, I'll try better to be more aware of that.

Sdman213 (talk) 10:44, March 9, 2023 (EST)
 * Eh no problem..[[File:Go Mario.png]] 11:08, March 9, 2023 (EST)