List of Paper Mario: Sticker Star quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Sticker Star, listed by character, in alphabetical order.

Bowser Jr.

 * "DON'T RUN! WAIT UP!"
 * "Hey, you're Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"
 * "Sniff snoof snifffffffffffffff... Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK! Have you got a rare sticker?"
 * "News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"
 * "Well! Guess I'll just have to take that rare sticker by overpowering you, thank you very much."
 * "Hey, y'know, you're not too shabby... Luckily, at times like this, I just use the power my pop gave me to...RECOVERRR!"
 * "What?! C'mon, seriously? That sticker is overpowered! You cheat!"
 * "OK, look, I've had it! If that's the way it's gonna be, I've got one last trick to show you, bub!"
 * "NYARGLEBARGLE!"
 * "I'm not finished yet!"
 * "You'll never climb up there to get it. Enjoy your sad little day of crying!"
 * "Bye, cheater!"
 * "TA-DAAAAH!"
 * "Hey, long time, no see, Mario! Aren't you looking chipper!"
 * "Sniff sniff snoooooooffffff... Mmm... And you've got an even rarer sticker than last time, don't ya?"
 * "Yeah, well, that is REALLY ANNOYING! Give it, give it, GIVE IT NOW!"
 * "Dang! You're nothing but a big bully! I'm telling my dad on you!"
 * "And my dad is SOOOO shiny right now! He's way, way stronger than the both of you combined!"
 * "Better be ready to cry a lot!"
 * "I'VE BEEN WAITING!"
 * "Mario! So you actually made it here!"
 * "Y'know, Dad was pretty angry when I told him how you beat be up for no good reason! He was spitting mad!"
 * "So now I don't care about any dumb stickers! I just care about vengeance! And I won't go easy on you this time. You want this comet piece? Come on!"
 * "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"
 * "You made a huge hole in the ship! Dad's gonna get all mad again!"
 * "I'm gonna pummel you and make my daddy proud!"
 * "No way am I losing this time!"
 * "How do you like THIS?!"
 * " Ha! Check it! A defense shield! "
 * " Go ahead, attack all you want! "
 * "DAAAAAANG! NOOOOO! WHYYYYY? This can't be happening!"
 * "Could this mean..."
 * " I'M FINISHED?! "

Boomerang Bro

 * "Boomerang! Bros.!"
 * "Aw, two-for-one special on aisle three!"
 * "Boomerang Bros. are outta their trees!"
 * "Who cares if you swear a pair's unfair?"
 * "We go together like pencils and pap-err!"
 * "We'll always be the Boomerang Bros.!"
 * "Even when we're stomped by Ma-ri-o!"

Birdo

 * "Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."
 * "Both can know of love's grace..."
 * "Just try not to get egg on your face."

Enigmansion forbear

 * "Mm-yes, welcome to White Valley Lift. You desire a lift?"
 * "Lift for two, straightaway!"
 * "Safety check... CHECK!"
 * "Lift off!"
 * "Mm-yes, welcome."
 * "Ah, what a pleasant surprise this is! You are the ones who took the lift the other day, are you not?"
 * "So nice of you to brave the snows to come to such a faraway place. Please, make yourselves at home."
 * "Yoo-hoo!"
 * "It's been a long time we've had visitors to this house. It pleases me greatly, I must admit."

Enigmansion steward

 * "Ah, greetings, Master Mario... How very impressive that you were able to brave the cold all the way here. I am the steward of this estate."
 * "As I'm sure you must be exhausted by the long journey, nothing would please me more than to invite you in to enjoy the comforts of the mansion."
 * "Sadly, I must admit that such niceties are impossible at this time."
 * "Someone has committed a terrible act. A book was opened--a terrible book with terrifying things sealed within."
 * "Many terrifying things escaped."
 * "These things..."
 * "They are so terrifying that I can't even bear to speak their terrible names."
 * "Suffice to say, it was too terrifying to be in such close proximity to those terrors, so I fled the mansion and set up residence in my current spot of shame."
 * "If you doubt this terrifying tale, I ask that you look upon THIS!"
 * "Master Mario... What you now hold is the very Book of Sealing I speak of... The one that once was the prison of those terrifying things."
 * "It heartens me to see that book in the capable hands of a gallant figure such as yourself!"
 * "If you can once again seal all the terrifying things within that book and return it to the basement..."
 * "Then, and only then, I can resume my duties inside and pamper you with the royal treatment you deserve."
 * "Master Mario, please allow me to treat you to the finest hospitality known to Toadkind! Seal up all those terrors!"
 * "Ah, Master Mario. I suddenly feel chills up and down my spine. That can't be normal... What could be the cause?"
 * "Even when I warm myself up by the bonfire, the chills won't go away. I daresay I may be catching a cold."
 * "Ah, Master Mario, chills are positively racing up and down my back. How can you deny a Toad in my condition of a fire?!"
 * "Ah, Master Mario. Those chills that had set up residence along my spine have disappeared like they never existed."
 * "I daresay I'm over that cold."
 * "Master Mario! You did it, didn't you!"
 * "The inside of the mansion is no longer terrifying whatsoever!"
 * "That book is sealed up, and all is back to normal! Thank you ever so!"
 * "And now, as promised, allow me to show you the very finest in hospitality! Please, let's adjourn to the room to the left of the lobby."
 * "Ah, welcome."
 * "What do you think? A grand tune, no? Makes a fellow feel right at home."
 * "Ah, yes... That picture."
 * "That was painted by the mansion's previous proprietor... In other words, the steward who came before me."
 * "I inherited the charge of the mansion when he passed away."
 * "If it interests you, I am happy to make you a gift of that painting. After all, I am the steward now, and can dispense the estate as I see fit."
 * "Please, do not hesitate to take it. Such is our legendary hospitality!"
 * "Ah, to be quite honest, I feel much better without that painting."
 * "I'd like to put up a picture of something that makes it more MY mansion... Perhaps even a picture of me."
 * "Master Mario, please! No need to stand. Do have a seat in that chair over there."
 * "What do you think of our magnificent living room? Makes you feel rather instantly at home, does it not?"
 * "It pleases me to no end to be able to provide the hospitality that befits this glorious place."
 * "And finally, I look like a proper steward again. Perhaps it's time I advertised for a manservant of my own. Oh ho ho."
 * "Mm-yes, welcome."
 * "I'm also happy to make Master Mario feel at home."

Gooper Blooper

 * "SHLOOP!"
 * " SHINY SHLOOP! "
 * "BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"

Kamek

 * "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
 * "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
 * "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
 * "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
 * "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
 * "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
 * "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
 * "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
 * "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
 * "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
 * "THIS!"
 * "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
 * "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
 * "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
 * "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Oh well. Best of luck!"
 * "Goodness me, Mario! You made it all the way up to the tip of this toungue! You impress me. You really do!"
 * "Good heavens. "No-good scheme"? That sounds so tawdry."
 * "Besides, from where I'm standing, toots, you two are the villains. After all, you're plaguing me at every turn."
 * "Anyway... Kersti, was it?"
 * "You're delightfully shiny, my dear... Might I presume that you're from the Sticker Star?"
 * "Keh heh heh... Yes, of course you are. How interesting."
 * "But interesting as you may be, I'd very much appreciate it if you and your tragically fragile friend made like ticker tape and scattered in the wind."
 * "Oh, mercy, this IS an exceptional place to do battle, isn't it? I'd say that calls for a little added spice, wouldn't you?"
 * "Keh heh heh... Ooh, just look at your powerful arsenal of stickers... I'm ever so scared."
 * "Who could stand in the face of such a mighty array of casual footwear? I daresay I might even lose this time. Ka ha ha!"
 * "Kuh huh huh... Ah, the great Mario... Fighting bravely to the end, unbowed by my mighty magic... So brave! So very impressive!"
 * "Of course, it's not really just you, is it? No, I know full well that your little friend Kersti is providing you with all sorts of sticker power."
 * "Keh heh heh... It seems that things have suddenly gotten interesting. I do look forward to our next contest. Until we meet again!"
 * "Ahhhh, I've been looking high and low for you, my naughty little caterpillar."
 * "Yes, I very much wanted to meet you! In fact, I came all the way out to your house expressly to see you, but sadly, you weren't at home."
 * "No, instead, it seems you've been at the forest entrance planning some sort of mischief with Mario and his friend."
 * "Keh heh heh... Oh, please. Simply by being here, you're causing me all sorts of problems."
 * "And so I'm going to show you just a little bit of magic. Very fun magic... Kah hah hah!"
 * "KYAAAAAA hah hah haaaaaaaaa! Oh, you all look like you're having such FUN now that you're free! Ah, children. So spunky. So mischievous."
 * "OK, kiddos, go play whatever you want outside! You know, tag or hide-and-seek or kick-the-Goomba or something."
 * "Ah. That's better, isn't it?"
 * "You know, I envy you, getting to play your whole life away."
 * "In any case, I'm off. Toodles."
 * "Mmmm... Well done."
 * "Finding all those naughty little Boos... You're as diligent as always, Mario."
 * "Keh heh heh... Ah, Ms. Kersti... Just as sharp as ever."
 * "Indeed, I heard there was an old book about stickers somewhere in this mansion, so I searched high and low."
 * "In time, I found this delightful tome and cracked it open, and low and behold! All of those Boos came flying out."
 * "Then you two showed up and embarked on your nice game of hide-and-seek... I simply had to stay and watch."
 * "I must admit, it was truly wonderful watching you two desperately search all over the place. Kah ha ha!"
 * "Keh keh keh... Why thank you, my dear. What a lovely compliment."
 * "Even so, a book with a hundred Boos sealed within must hold some extreme power, wouldn't you think?"
 * "And since you two went through all that trouble to complete such an important piece of literature..."
 * "Let's turn things up another notch, shall we?"
 * "Keh heh heh... I'm sure you'll have a lovely time laying with that massive Boo thing, won't you? Yes..."
 * "Well then, I must be going."
 * "Well, well, well. Very impressive. You two somehow managed to make it all the way here. Eventually."
 * "You're quite right about that, my dear. Now that you've come all this way, neither of us can back down. No..."
 * "The time for boasting is long past. Let's just fight it out until one of us falls. What do you say?"
 * "Yes? Then let's go!"
 * "Ah, I almost forgot... Before we get started with the fighting, let me do one little thing..."
 * "What?! You're just a sad little sticker from a dim little Sticker Star... You're useless without your stickers!"
 * "I'll tell you what, toots... Why don't you just flap there in the breeze while you watch me trounce Mario, hmmm?"
 * "It's all clear to me now. It's no accident hat you've had such success gathering the Royal Stickers all this time."
 * "I'm Magikoopa enough to admit it... You two are quite strong! At least, strong enough to defeat me."
 * "But the last sticker King Bowser holds is infinitely stronger than the others. No power in the world can stand up to such dazzling shine power!"
 * "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah..."
 * "Just thinking about how King Bowser will turn you to confetti is delectable..."
 * "So delectable that I do not fear my time of vanishing! KA HA HA HA!"
 * "KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WI--"

Kersti

 * "wake up..."
 * "Wake up..."
 * "Oh, come onnnnn..."
 * "WAKE UP!"

Koopa Paratroopa

 * "...Target acquired..."
 * "Repeat, target acquired. Shell Shock One has visual. Over."
 * "Shell Shock Two standing by. Target appears well fortified. Over."
 * "Shell Shock Three, weapons free. Let's light him up. Over."
 * "Engage target at will. Over."
 * "Right behind you. Over."
 * "SHELLS FROM ABOVE!"
 * "Koopa down! Over."

Megasparkle Goomba

 * "Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony..."
 * " SHINE-YAAAAAAAA! "
 * "Shee hee hee! Well met, Mario."
 * "But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds! Take this! Shine-diddly-doo!"
 * "You noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl!"
 * "Bowser entrusted this amazing sticker to US! Not you!"
 * "And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED!"
 * "Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many stickers too much for you?"
 * "OH, SUCH SHINABILITY!"
 * "The shininess! Such power it gives! Such glittery-glottery glory!"
 * "All right, boys! Time for the real deal!"
 * "Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"
 * "Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"
 * "Come, my sparkling shine-o-rooskies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"
 * "UNshiny, UNdazzlish, UNCOOL! You whiny little spit wads!"
 * "If that's the way it is, the FINE! I'll outshine you myself!"
 * "Shuuuh... Uuuuugh..."
 * "All that wonderful, glittery power was like a dazzling dream..."
 * "Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."
 * "Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."

Mizzter Blizzard

 * "Shhhh..."
 * "SH-SH-SHINY TIME!"
 * "UGGGH! I'm SOOOO sorry."
 * "I just made a wish on this shiny sticker, and then all this madness happened..."
 * "I was disappearing... From ice to fog... Returning to the sky... I just wanted a body that wouldn't melt..."
 * "When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"
 * "Then we can meet once more!"

Paragoomba

 * "Huh? Hey, check it out--It's Mario!"
 * "You say you want to help this Toad? That's so NICE of you. You're just nice. Must be why you're so popular."
 * "But, tell me, Mr. Nice 'n' Popular... Can you take on all five of us? No... Why fight an impossible fight?"
 * "Instead, how about this: for 25 coins we'll look the other way. Sound good?"
 * "And THAT'S why your so popular!"
 * "We pulled it off, guys! Five coins each! Let's go grab something cold to drink!"
 * "SWEEEET!"
 * "Nice, popular...and gutsy!"
 * "GET HIM!"
 * " RAAAWR! "
 * "Aw, did you think we were just some regular old Paragoombas? How cute."
 * "All right, boys! Form up!"
 * "How do you think of us now, nice guy? I figure we're about five times as popular as you right now!"
 * "Arrrrgh! No wonder we're unpopular!"

Petey Piranha

 * "SHINY PETEY TIME!"

Princess Peach

 * "Mario!"
 * "Thank you, Mario. I knew I could count on you, as always."
 * "Now that the Royal Sticker's been pulled off, Bowser should come to his senses... eventually."
 * "He's been beaten flat, but that's nothing new, so I don't think we need to worry about him. He'll be OK."
 * "So this all came about because of the six Royal Stickers that road in on the comet the night of Sticker Fest..."
 * "The power to grant wishes can bring disaster if used without wisdom, huh?"
 * "Ah, so those are the Royal Stickers..."
 * "I bet it was hard gathering all six."
 * "But thanks to your hard work, my wish for peace in the kingdom..."
 * "No wait! It was the wish of everyone throughout the land. And it came true."
 * "Now please, use the power of those Royal Stickers to grant your own wish."
 * "Mario, what is your wish?"
 * "Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Tonight, at long last, that symbol of peace, the Sticker Fest, has finally been revived."
 * "But this glad day did not come to pass through the power of the Sticker Comet."
 * "No, it was brought with the bravery of Mario, who returned the Royal Stikcers to us..."
 * "And it was paid for with the power of all of you, who wished so fervently for Sticker Fest to return."

Tower Power Pokey

 * "SHEEBYDEEBY..."
 * "SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."
 * " SHINE-A-ROONEY! "
 * "SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"

Wiggler / Flutter

 * "Yeeeeaaaaaawn! Good morning! Yes, what a good morning it is!"
 * "Wiggler got a really great night's sleep, so Wiggler is feeling super good. Something great is going to happen today. Wiggler can just tell."
 * "Hey, you're right. Why was Wiggler sleeping in a place like this?"
 * "Oh yes, it was because Wiggler filled up on leaves and got super sleepy. Wiggler hasn't eaten that much in a long time."
 * "Lately this forest has been covered in icky, goopy poison..."
 * "Wiggler's favorite leaves also got covered in icky, goopy poison, and so Wiggler couldn't eat them anymore..."
 * "So Wiggler came all the way to the forest's entrance looking for clean leaves leaves to nibble."
 * "Huh? You mean you'll help out? Wiggler has the appetite of a growing Wiggler, so if you get rid of that poison, Wiggler will be so happy!"
 * "Wiggler will take you to Wiggler's house. We can talk about this there."
 * "Wiggler GO!"
 * "Here Wiggler is!"
 * "Wiggler is always alone, so Wiggler is happy to have friends come for a visit!"
 * "Oh, but from here onward it is always dark... Yes, even during the daytime! This is because of all the poison, so Wiggler says watch your step."
 * "Mario... Over here..."
 * "Yeah... At the forest entrance... Wiggler was grabbed by these long, slimy tentacle..."
 * "Stop it! Let Wiggler go!"
 * "Not so rough! You'll rip Wiggler!"
 * "Who? What? Why?"
 * "Wiggler only wanted to eat delicious leaves, not make any mischief."
 * "Huh? Fun? YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Hurry, hurry!"
 * "Wiggler's lost his..."
 * "His body."
 * "YAAAY! You'll really find Wiggler's body for Wiggler?!"
 * "Wiggler has four segments in all... They're probably running around, playing games, and having fun all over the place."
 * "Wiggler thinks catching them all will be hard, but you can do it!"
 * "Oh, and please don't hurt them."
 * "So nice to reunite with part of Wiggler's body! Welcome back, Wiggler segment!"
 * "You found all of Wiggler's segments!"
 * "OOOF! Settle down, segments!"
 * "On behalf of Wiggler's segments, allow Wiggler to say thank you. Thank you!"
 * "OOOOOOOO-KAAAAAAAAAAY! Here goes. Wiggler is reassembling."
 * "Nnnnn... Hnnnnnggggh..."
 * "No good. Wiggler's segments won't stick back together."
 * "Yaaaay! Wiggler is back to normal!"
 * "All thanks to Mario and Kersti. Thank you!"
 * "But...even though Wiggler is back to normal, the woods are still covered in poison ickiness."
 * "Walking over poison is no problem, but Wiggler can't eat poison leaves! That would taste awfully terrible! Wiggler might never eat again..."
 * "Yes, Wiggler agrees. Kamek does stink. And Wiggler tries to stay cool most the time, but..."
 * "NOW WIGGLER HAS HAD ENOUGH!"
 * "Wiggler is going to that island and cleaning up that poison!"
 * "Mario! Kersti! Wiggler will be waiting at Whitecap Beach!"
 * "Come on! Wiggler has been waiting! Quickly, let's get to that island!"
 * "Soon that poison will be gone and Wiggler will eat delicious leaves again! Wiggler can almost taste them!"
 * "Wiggler is very ready! Can we head for the island now?"
 * "Yay! OK! Then get on Wiggler."
 * "OK! Let's go!"
 * "When Wiggler was first split into segments, Wiggler was sad, but..."
 * "Thanks to you, Wiggler's segments saw many things in many places."
 * "Still, seeing you two have to gather Wiggler's segments as they ran here and there like maniacs..."
 * "It made Wiggler think that maybe Wiggler needs to be a little bit more responsible."
 * "YAAAAAY! Wiggler is a grown-up! Wiggler's going to eat beautiful leaves by the tin and grow up even more!"
 * "Wiggler will wait here. Mario, Kersti... Please take care of the poison!"
 * "Come back to Wiggler safe and sound!"
 * "Mario! Kersti! The poison's disappeared! The forest is clean!"
 * "All thanks to you two. Thank you!"
 * "YAYYYYY! Since Wiggler's tummy's been so empty all this time, Wiggler can eat nonstop!"
 * "Now Wiggler will grow fast!"
 * "Mario! Kersti! Flutter thanks you for all you have done!"
 * "Well, what do you think? Take a look! Wiggler ate till Wiggler's tummy was full, and now Wiggler grew up into Flutter!"
 * "Yup, they're just what you think. Flutter's surprised too!"
 * "Flutter never thought Flutter would be able to fly in the sky. Life is funny!"
 * "Of course! No problem. Thanks to you, Wiggler could grow into Flutter."
 * "Flutter's one wish is to return that favor, so please let Flutter escort you where you need to go!"
 * "All aboard for the skies above Gate Cliff. Are you ready?"
 * "Yay! Then let's go! Please watch your step when boarding."
 * "Yay, just like old times! Like the time when Wiggler took you two on his back to that poison island! Remember?"
 * "Oh, is that so? Flutter's childhood memories feel like so long ago."
 * "OK, then! Let's go!"
 * "We're at the very top of the clouds."
 * "We should see Bowser's castle soon."
 * "Whoa, that thing just buzzed us! Watch out! Hang on tight!"