User:Plumber/sig

BEHOLD THE PIGNATURE
The Pignature is the evolved form of sigs, and the most powerful form currently discovered. However, it began as a sig once, but certain events caused it to change over time.

History
Plumber The Pignature started off as a normal sig, pictured above. However, it soon was turned into a card by Yugi and used to duel Kaiba in a child's card game. However, Yugi lost the battle, and Kaiba gave the card to his little brother, Ash Ketchum.

Ash trained the sig very hard, until it learned to use well-designed tools. It turned out looking like this:

P l  u  m  b  e  r   Γ

However, the sig got too smart for Ash, and realized he could throw a pacifier since it was a tool. Using the pacifier, the sig escaped.

It was found by Harry Potter, who practiced horrible things on it, until it turned out like this:

P l  u  m  b  e  r  ,

However, it stumbled upon a battle between Peach and Vegeta and Nappa. The battle went like this:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......." http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/9/7/16/f_OMGm_bd1e29b.gif

"Vegeta! What's her power level?", said Nappa, only to be responded by:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/ROMSY-SAN/Motivation/powerlevel.jpg Peach destroyed her enemies, but lost to A Random Coconut Lying Around. The Sig then ate some onigiri, and after that a coconut. After that, he went to his friend, Mary, and they had a little lamb.

This lamb transformed the Sig into a full fledged Signature, pictured below

  http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/28/f_58pxPlumberm_cac27da.gif    P    L    U   M   s   :            http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/legand_of_zelda_twilight_princess/plumber.gif      http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f68/Midnight_Hedgedna/Sonic%20the%20Hedgehog/1961062.gif

But it was not to last. Homer Simpson took the Signature to work, where Nuclear Power transformed it into a hideous Pig, pictured below.

 http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/a9/Tadaa%212.gif    P    L    U   M   s   ,          http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ac/Tadaaa%21.gif

The Pig then went to space. Unfortunatley, it was stuck on the ship below, called a "zig" for some reason:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e244/dthines3682/zwintro.gif

However, it escaped to a similiar ship, shown below.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f4/Wp_ayb.gif

It then fled to a rebel ship, and witnessed the horror below:

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg

It boarded the Wikipedia Star and was called "Luke" for some reason by someone.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/43/Swiffer5.jpg

"Join me and we shall clean the galaxy."

"Huh?"

"Look son, it's just that

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/db/Darth_Vader_Recruitment.png "

"You aren't my dad! Your my janitor!"

He then fired his janitor, who ended up like this:

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/fe/Homelessvader.JPG

Today
Then, the Pig joined Captain Crunch's crew and caught Wario eating a cake. Using it's tools to eat the ocean, the pig to evolved into the PIGNATURE, featured below. And that is NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

 http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/9/8/6/f_DarkLinkm_db5a168.png    P    l    u   m   s   ,          http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/9/8/6/f_untenminim_fe26b25.png

GAR, I'M A LION.