MarioWiki:BJAODN/Games

The most ridiculous games you will never find.

A Mario Halloween
It's Halloween. Mario and friends are thinking it's going to it's a scary night.Until the mummy of Toadsworth's brother returns to haunt the Living.

("Notice how it says it's going to be a scary night until the mummy appears.")

Donkey Kong GBA
Donkey Kong Game boy Advance is only for the GBA and the NES. There are 3 level's in the GBA version.[...]

Donkey Kong Country (television series)
Four episodes were released in North America on a single VHS cassette titled, Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut and was marketed as a feature length film. But these episodes were recorded in poor chronological order, when a flash back shown in the third episode actually happened in the fourth episode of the tape. The American version of the tape was disturbed by Paramount Pictures, Nintendo, and Nelvana.

("That Disturbed text isn't that disturbing." - )

Donkey Kong Circus
If Donkey Kong loses a Pineapple,Mario would laugh at him. If Donkey Kong manages to grasp a fireball,he will Scream and flail.[sic]

Trivia

 * This game gives some proof to the popular Theory that Mario is actually a Bad guy,as he is Laughing and abusing Donkey Kong constantly.[sic]

("And PETA decides to aim their missiles at Super Mario 3D Land instead. Idiots.")

Donkey Kong Land
Although this is true that the two games play the same using the same engine - it is false because not only is the storyline different, but Donkey Kong Land has different levels, enemies, and bosses from the ones featured in Donkey Kong Country. ("I love contradictions, especially ones in a featured article." - )

Fortune Street
("Puberty does things to one.") -CrazedGamer

Frozen Assets
The winning player attempts to do a winning pose as the player wins.

("Why would you do a winning pose when you are winning and when you win?" - )

("Nice job there, Charlie Sheen,"-)

Game & Watch Gallery 4
Game & Watch Gallery 4 attempted to be the most authentic Gallery game in the series, and in the eyes of most, it succeeded. Somewhat controversial was the inclusion of "shadows" in the Classic mode. The places where unlit liquid-crystal units would be were filled in with a light gray to attempt to emulate the look of a Game & Watch unit. However, some thought that it was tacky to imitate what they saw as a defect in the original units. Also, many pointed out that several shadows were forgotten, such as Donkey Kong's mouth in Donkey Kong Jr. In addition, several games in the Museum had no shadows at all, creating an inconsistency some found bothersome. Also many Game & Watch units' "shadows" where not visible anyway. Nevertheless, Game & Watch Gallery 4 is still considered the most authentic game in the series.

("People really pay attention to shadows when playing a game they consider 'faux'?" -It doesn't have shadows in the right spots therefore it's fake)

Grabby Gridiron
At the end of the mini-game, the winning team wins while the other team is sad that they lost the game.[...]

("I didn't know that you win when you win! To keep on that point, teams are sad when they lose?!?!?!?!" - )

The Impossible? maze
[...]The Impossible? Maze is the 4th extra level of Super Mario Advance 3:Yoshi's island. It,obviously,seems impossible-however it IS possible, no doubt.[...]

("Uh, yeah..." - )

("Wow, it is possible to beat it? I hate false advertisement." - )

Krazy Kremland
[...]Along with being rundown another negative feature about this B-class amusement park (bemusement park?) is that it is built on a swamp filled with critters and bramble vines[...]

Ice Climbers
According to Masahiro Sakurai on Famitsu, he was planning on adding the Ice Climbers for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U, but despite the characters running without problems on the Wii U version, the team had trouble getting the Ice Climbers working in the Nintendo 3DS version due to issues on the hardware power that Sakurai mentions in the Super Smash Bros. Direct video that all fighters will get 60 FPS in the Nintendo 3DS version during in the development that caused the problem during in the debug testing.

Luigi and the Spaghetti
Around 1992 a spanish software house ,toposoft made a DOS game called Luigi and Spaghetti in EU(europen union)The main plot has to do with spaice aliens taking over the world and military forces are no match.It is up to luigi to stop the aliens with the help of a worm named Spaghetti.Gameplay consists of jumping on alien eggs and smashing them and released imprisoned heroes.The game does not take place in mushroom kingdom but in real locations like egypt and italy.There are enemies such as mummies and characters like dracula and frankenstien.You can get hurt by enemies and the only way to avoid being killed by them is transforming into superman by finding an s icon.Some may think this game may not feature nintendo's luigi since this luigi isnt in mushroom kingdom and other mario characters are not included.It also features a strange plot that normally isnt in mario games.However,the luigi character seems to be an alternate reality version of nintendo's luigi.It has most characteristic's of nintendo's luigi with minor changes.For example,he wears blue and white overalls instead of blue and green.he also dosent have an L on his cap.However,the cap is still green.He also has a mustache and sideburns.Becuase of this, many believe this is the luigi from the mario games and not a different character altogether.

("I recommend you the sequel, Mario and the Lasagna. But it is not Nintendo's Mario. It just looks like him.")

Mari0
Mari0 is the game that's just the same as Super Mario Bros., but is combined with Portal. In the title, the 0 is a portal. Instead of just rescuing Princess Peach, you can use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (ASHPD) or the portal gun to help you rescue her. If you ever played Portal, you will know how portals work. Portals can teleport you anywhere you want. You just shoot an entry portal and exit portal to use it to your advantage. You may modify the portals colours in the settings menu. Other than that, it's just Super Mario Bros. For more information, see Super Mario Bros.

Trivia

 * Fawful may appear in this game, but it's unknown.
 * This is also the first game in the Mario & Luigi (series) not to feature Bowser as the main antagonist.
 * ("So, what happened to Cackletta, Fawful, and the Shroobs in the previous games?")


 * In the demo version of the game, luigi can be heard laughing in the background of the boss battle music. This feature does not happen in the real game. This may be subliminal marketing, annoying the player to the point of buying the game.
 * ("Starlow wasn't annoying enough already?")

trivia

 * Due to the fact that the Shroob invasion is not remembered by any characters, even Toadsworth, the invasion may not have actually been intended to happen in the past. Since E. Gadd's memory was actually rearranged by the events taking place in the past, the Shroobs may have actually been attacking the present, but been sent to the past by the time holes made by E. Gadd's time machine.

("My head hurts")

Trivia

 * This is the First Time seeing Toad and Toadette Barefoot

Mario & Sonic at the Sonic 2014 Olympic Winter Games
(this was the header for Blaze's article)

(Sponsored by Sonic.)

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
[...]The Bob-omb explodes on Wario and Waluigi and creates an explosion.[...]

(Let's hear it for common logic!)

Mario in Space
Mario in Space is a flash game. It uses mario io watch out for the rocks and land mario on. But don't crash.

("Awesome game, dude. When it will be released?" – )

Name in other languajes
(This exact section header was placed on almost every single Mario is Missing! location page.)

Time Trial
The name says it all[...]

[...]

Despite suffering from low playing, a sequel entitled Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 was released (also for the arcades).[...] Fortunately, it received positive scores and critical acclaim, being unlike the previous game which was criticized for the high amount of pay

Drifting
In a firm handle on and off the jumps and had to drift cart can be quickly around the corner! From the kart and get a shield from attack by rivals can protect kart! All for the Cup championship is the most important techniques to learn from good practice!

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Another notorious change featured in the game is the point system given to the racers after a competition in Grand Prix mode.

(People hated that?) -BabyLuigiOnFire

The Double Dash is similar to the Rocket Start. Although it is more powerful, it can only be performed in Co-op Play. The team players can press the acceleration button at the same time right when green lights up. Upon done perfectly, the kart will bolt farther, leaving out a notorious blue trail as result.


 * "("Notorious" is a notorious word in this wiki.)

Mario Kart Wii
[How to unlock Adolf Hitler] [In order to unlock Adolf Hitler, you must first unlock every playable character, then beat 500 WFC Ghost races, beat 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and mirror and get a three-star ranking on all of them.

("Well, do we get Stalin too?" - )

References to Other Games

 * Mario Kart 7: Metal Mario's artwork is reused from this game. However, his artwork here is contained in a yellow circle with a green outline that obscures his lower body since his artwork from Kart 7 showed him standing next to a pair of tires, and he's not racing this time.

("It's reused, but completely different in every single way possible." )
 * ("In the Super Mario Chess article "References to other games" section: Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix: Mario's artwork is reused, but the part where the box is showing the chess pieces is covering Mario's lower half and Mario's not dancing this time.) -

Worlds
World 4: Tropical rain forest with intoxicated waters. (Someone poured booze into the water of World 4? Uhhh...)

Enemies
("Emo." - )

Trivia

 * This game is a reference to the book "Super Mario Bros. 3: Happy Birthday, Princess Toadstool!".

Trivia
(This is not contradicting itself, but it is contradicting itself)
 * The introduction video for this game features something impossible in the actual game: for a few seconds, Mario can be seen dodging Bullet Bills in the Koopa Bros. Fortress with Parakarry following behind; this is not possible in-game, as Parakarry does not join the party until much later. This is possible because the player can come back later in the game after getting Parakarry on the team, the player can go back to the Koopa Bros. Fortress and dodge the bullet bills.  Doing this is out of the game's sequential plot, but it is possible.

Trivia

 * The boat Mario uses to access the later worlds bears a shocking resembalence to the one used in Rogueport in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. They could be manufactured in the same company, although the drivers feature extremely different personalities(Rougeport's driver is never seen though).

(I would be more shocked if Nintendo went through the trouble to use company manufacturing just to explain the comparison between two different boats. Still, full props for this. )

Trivia

 * Fun Fact: Since the objective of the Reverse Minigames is to lose instead of win, so the winner may be noobs instead of experts! Maybe this type of minigames is to torture experts. LOL!

(I guess this is Nintendo's way of trolling expert players. )

Smash Planet
Smash Planet was a game originally going to be a game for the Nintendo Gamecube. It was announced at E3 2004 and an in issue of Nintendo Power in August 2005. Fans were waiting for the game but it never came. For unknown reasons it was announced cancelled. It's possibe that its elements went in for Super Smash Bros. Brawl because Wario and Ike were originally going to appear in Smash Planet and they're playabe characters in Brawl.

Sports games
A sports game is a game genre that is based on a Sport. Mario has appeared in a handful of Sports games. Some popular ones include the Mario Baseball series, the Mario Tennis series, and the Mario Golf series.

Super Mario 64
In Super Mario 64 DS, the star is the same as if it was gotten in the original version of the game that can be gotten in the original way.

("I had to replace this for almost every Super Mario 64 mission... It's no much funny as it is painful." - )


 * the name is a clear reference to Superman 64

(Especially because Super Mario 64 appeared in 1996 and Superman 64 in 1999)

Super Mario 64 (DS) quotes

 * Ironicly, King Boo did see them again, during the events of Luigi's Mansion

("And that's in the quote section because...?")

1 Player Luigi Game
1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi.

Super Mario Bros. 3
Another common object is the Goomba's Shoe, only obtainable in World 5-3 of the game.

("Then why is it common?")

Super Mario Galaxy
[...]The player can shake the Wii Remote and make Mario perform a Star Spin. This can also be done by shaking the Nunchuck as it also has a motion sensor otherwise games like Wii sports boxing cannot be played.[...]

References to Other Games

 * Super Mario Bros. 3- Several pieces of music from this game are remixed here. Airships also return. Plus, Mario having three vitality points in the game may be a reference in which it would take three hits for Mario to lose a life if he has a power-up such as the Raccoon Leaf or the Fire Flower in ''SMB3.

("Yes, and Mario begin able to turn while jumping in Super Mario World is totally a reference to Return of Mario Bros.")

Super Mario Galaxy 2
is coming out in october 1

("Note that this article was made before there was much info on the game (and possibly even before it was announced).")

Gameplay
You drive on a go-kart trhough a track, whether it be one of the 3 Ghost Valleys, a Mario Circuit or an area of Bowser's Castle, it's THAT simple...

("Yeah, it's that simple. Except for the items, and the bottomless pits, and the water, and the pipes sticking up everywhere, and the enemy players cheating by throwing items you can't use, and..." - )

Super Mario RPG DS
Super Mario RPG DS was the planned remake of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars for the Nintendo DS. It was going to be released in the summer of 2008. Trailers of the game were released at E3 2007, but, due to legal resaons with Nintendo's co-partner, Square, the game could not be released. It seems the game was going to be an exact remake of the orignial even with the same graphics. (A not remade remake? Woah where do I get one?)

Notable Mistake
If the player loses a life by running out of time, "Time Up!" will be written on the screen instead of "Time's Up!".

(This was a section. For over a month.)

(That being said, this section is a notable mistake.) - The HD Guy

Super Smash Bros. DS
Super Smash Bros. DS is an idea Masahiro Sakurai came up with in an interview about Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but is not an actual upcoming Smash Bros. game for the Nintendo DS, but it may become one. The Interview was with a magazine called Edge.

("Oh great, an article about an idea." - )

References to Other Games

 * Sonic Adventure 2: Almost everything in this plot is nearly identical to Sonic Adventure 2. In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario is put in jail because he is framed by Shadow Mario (Who turns out to be Bowser Jr. in disguise) for polluting Delfino Island, and has the use of FLUDD, which is a feature that would be frequently used. In Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic is sent to prison because he is framed by Shadow the Hedgehog for stealing a Chaos Emerald from the bank, and introduced Rail Grinding, which is used in every game after it.

Super Mario Sunshine (Nintendo 3DS)
Super Mario Sunshine (working title) is an upcoming game from the Super Mario series made for the Nintendo 3DS. The game is a remake of Super Mario Sunshine for the Nintendo GameCube, bearing some new features on its storyline, gameplay and graphics.

Rumors
Yoshiaki Koizumi, the director of Super Mario 3D Land has suggested that he would like to see Super Mario Sunshine in 3D, along with the Galaxy games. The world may always think Sunshine would be the more realistic choice, but the world may never think think it’s too necessary considering the existence of Super Mario 3D Land. Either way, here’s the full quote:

"I can say that I really would like to see a lot of those games that use 3D worlds on 2D display just so I could see what they look like in 3D and see what kind of different experiences people would have playing through them on a 3D display. So in that sense I would love to see Sunshine and both Galaxy games presented in 3D, and a lot of the Zelda [games] would be interesting too."

Wario Land: Shake It!
[...] "So Wario is then shooten. When touching another Blast-O-Cannon when shooten will Wario enter in it, and the player can use the same controls as therefor." [...]

("He was shooten. Shooten. SHOOTEN!!??" - )

("The English language is embarrassing." - )

WarioWare: Punch Your Face
With a bunch of games that require you to punch.

(Because that's what every gamer wants to do.)

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest
[...]Yoshi and Bandit must duke it out with Watermelons.[...]

Trivia

 * Yoshi's Cookie might be mistaken by some as his Vagina even though he doesn't have one, which cookie is a slang term for
 * ("Wow, there is a lot more euphemisms for "vagina" than I thought. Thanks for letting me know!")