List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Biff Atlas

 * "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Boos and Boolossus

 * "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
 * "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
 * "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
 * "What's on his back...? It's...E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000!"
 * "Everybody SCRAM!!!"
 * "That scaredy-cat Luigi has made it this far...Oh, we're so frightened!"
 * "I guess it's our turn then..."
 * "All right Boos, let's assume our real form..."
 * '"But first, how about giving him a little scare!"''

Chauncey

 * "Hey! Wanna play with me?"
 * "Ow! You gave me an owie!"
 * "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
 * "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"
 * "........Small...Now grow smaller!"
 * "Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo goo GA!"

Clockwork Soldiers

 * "The valve... The valve..."
 * "Squeak squeak"
 * "Heyyyyy, stooooppp lookkkinnnggg at meeee!"

King Boo

 * "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
 * "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
 * "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
 * "What's on his back...? It's... E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000! Everybody SCRAM!!"
 * "White gloves! A cute little moustache! Soft shoes! How did you get out of my...?"
 * "... Huh? Wait just a second... You clothes are...green..."
 * "Hey, you must be Luigi! Whoa, you had me a bit confused for a moment there!"
 * "What? You want me to release Mario? Riiiiight."
 * "No, no, no. I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario just where he is."
 * "Hey, so what's that you got there? A Poltergust 3000?! Uh oh! What should we do, Boos?"
 * "Good idea, guys! All Boos in this area, gather your strength! We'll blow him away!!!"
 * "... We'll take a big Boo breath... ...and blow you away!!!"
 * "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
 * "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
 * "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway... gullible soup?"
 * "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
 * "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
 * "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
 * "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
 * "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... INSIDE THE PAINTING!"

Henry and Orville

 * "Hey Mister, what are you doing over there all by yourself?"
 * "Hey...Why don't you play hide and seek with us?"
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyahhh!"
 * "Yaaaaay!"
 * "OK, we're gonna hide now. Wait outside!"
 * "OOOO-KAAAY! You can come in now..."
 * "WRONG! Nyah nyah!"
 * "Not bad, mister."
 * "HEY! That's not right! Play fair, cheater!!"
 * "SMASH!"
 * "Guh-waaaa!"

Jarvis

 * "Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"
 * "Welly, welly, well. We can't just let you look at 'em for free, now can we? No, I think not."
 * "If you'd like to view me jars, you'd best challenge me first!"
 * "It's on, then! See how many o' me you can freeze with that Ice, boyo!"
 * "If you freeze seven o' me, then you win! Righty-right? But if you lose, mate, it's out the door with you!"
 * "Righto! Bring it on!"
 * "Game's over, mate! And the results are..."
 * "You got seven o' me, boyo! I can't believe it... How could I lose?"
 * "You made me face red for sure, moustache-boy! Maybe you'd fancy gettin' stuffed into one o' these here jars!"

Luigi

 * "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
 * "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
 * "These look comfortable... NO. I'll stick with my duds!"
 * "Now that I look at it--it's full of moth holes! Yecch!"
 * "Now, that's a classic. I wonder how much it would sell for."
 * "Looks like something might be in there..."
 * "You know, I never noticed how lovely those red polka dots look on top!"
 * "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
 * "Simply delightful..."
 * "Not particularly interesting..."
 * "There's something fishy here..."
 * "Boy, those Boos sure did make a realistic fake mansion..."
 * "Was someone trying to show off or what?"
 * "Just like a real person... how very creepy."
 * "So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test!"
 * "What's this, an antique?"
 * "I don't think I can reach that directly..."
 * "Now that's just not my style..."
 * "One really shouldn't open this kind of thing without asking..."
 * "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."
 * "Oh, what's this?! This would sure fetch a pretty penny..."
 * "Oh, what's this?! Just how I like it... Nice and clean!"
 * "I could just gaze at one of these for hours..."
 * "No one's watered this in a long time... How very sad."
 * "Now THAT is what I call interior decorating!"
 * "Hmmm... Weird..."
 * "Gosh, I am just so finicky when it comes to hats..."
 * "What's this?! This certainly adds to the atmosphere of the place..."
 * "Now who is this supposed to be?"
 * "I wonder how old this is..."
 * "What kind of picture is this?"
 * "I could just curl up there and sleep until dawn..."
 * "Fabulous!"
 * "If you look closely, you can tell it's really just a photograph!"
 * "Oh, wow... I've always wanted one of these!"
 * "This looks like it might break if I sit on it..."
 * "Oh, I just can't stand the sight of broken things!"
 * "I think I used to have one of these! Yeah, I did!"
 * "Hey, it's flower season, isn't it? I almost forgot!"
 * "I don't care much for pointy objects..."
 * "Mmmmm, very elegant..."
 * "Personally, I've always liked the bottom bunk a bit better..."
 * "That looks like it might be fun to twirl..."
 * "Wh-What's this...? Eeek! Oh... It's just a chair."
 * "I wonder if there are any goodies there..."
 * "This could be handy in case of fire..."
 * "I really have no use for this..."
 * "Looks like a fun place to make shadow puppets..."
 * "Nothing unusual here... Boring!"
 * "Looks ordinary... A little TOO ordinary."
 * "Candlelight makes any ordinary room simply beautiful..."
 * "For some reason, this makes me feel profound sadness..."
 * "Well, they sure did pile odds and ends everywhere... Filthy."
 * "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in there..."
 * "Aww, it's gone out. Would relighting it do any good?"
 * "Yuck! Talk about filthy!"
 * "What's written on that sign? HERE LIES MR. BONES...QUIET!"
 * "Didn't anyone ever tell these ghosts not to waste water?"
 * "It looks old, but I bet it still has a nice tone..."
 * "Hmm. Should I play it?"
 * "I never could play the piano..."
 * "If only there were a couple of cookies or something in there..."
 * "Do Boos wash their faces?"
 * "Wouldn't it be nice if I could raise carrier pigeons here?"
 * "I'm quite taken with this..."
 * "Huh...?"
 * "I really should work out more. Maybe I ought to throw a few quick jabs while I'm here..."
 * "I've always been a good runner..."
 * "I should probably give that a quick vacuuming..."
 * "Looks rather old and fragile..."
 * "I bet those would fall if I gave this a good shake..."
 * "Well, I sure can't read that from here..."
 * "What's this?! Looks fancy!"
 * "WAHAHA! Who designed this?!"
 * "I'd like to visit outer space someday..."
 * "I've been wanting one of these for quite a while..."
 * "How disturbing..."
 * "Did someone win a championship for this or what?"
 * "Looks pretty normal to me..."
 * "Breathtaking! A simple design with a dash of casual elegance!"
 * "Man, I'm tired... That bed sure looks comfy..."
 * "I hope that's sturdier than it looks..."
 * "How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won't stand for it!!"
 * "That would be a good spot to hide some savings..."
 * "What a lovely crystal ball! You know, these give off such a beautiful glow when light shines on them... I wonder if my flashlight would work..."

Madame Clairvoya

 * "Destiny chooses our paths..."
 * "What...do you seek of me?"
 * "I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit...If you find someone's dropped items, you should bring them to me. I will show you the extent of my vision.."
 * "Ohh...Harummmm...no. I feel no spiritual vibrations right now."
 * "Hm? What is this object you have here? Show it, please, to Madame Clairvoya."
 * "Wh-what is this?"
 * "If it isn't Mario's Glove! Ah-hah! Still damp with the sweat if the living!"
 * "Hm? Just one moment...Did I just say Mario? Could it be...THAT Mario?"
 * "Ahhh, I see now. Well, I see everything, so I saw it before, but now I REALLY see it. So you are the brother of the famous Mario...and you have come to this place to find him...Well, aren't you a good little brother! HACK ka ha harf!...Excuse me, I don't laugh much."
 * "Oh-ohh! They come!"
 * "Now the spirits come!! Come, spirits of power, come spirits of sight! Show me the awful things occurring here tonight!"
 * "Crystal orb, symbol of my clan, use your darkling power to show us all you could! I mean CAN! Show us all you can! Show us this...Mario."
 * "The light of the spirits come!! Show us what we seek!"
 * "Ohhhh...Harummm...I see that your Mario lives..."
 * "Well, he is not in the spirit world...but one cannot say he is alive...haaackth ha ha hork! (Excuse me, sorry.) Where is he? Where is he now?...Ah, the spirits fall silent!"
 * "Uuuh...This is all I can tell you for now! Bring to me another clue, and I will show your brother to you. This clue no longer speaks to us..."
 * "If it isn't Mario's Shoe! Why, the sole is so worn, as if he's walked a thousand miles!"
 * "Ohh...Harummm...Your Mario is imprisoned... but where, oh where is he being held?"
 * "Yes! A painting! Your Mario has been imprisoned within a painting! My orb shows an odd altar, and...c'mon you stupid orb... Yes! Above it, your Mario! Trapped in a painting!"
 * "Acch! I cannot concentrate...This spirits are leaving me..."
 * "If you wish to know more of your Mario, bring more of his dropped items!"
 * "If it isn't Mario's Letter! Give it to me! I will read it at once! Erm...Sure it's OK, I'm a licensed letter-reader!"
 * "What what? Hm...Let's see...L-o-o-k--o-u-t--f-o-r--B-o-o-s,--L-u-i-g-i-!"
 * "Is that all? Not a novelist, your Mario. That must have been written in quite a hurry."
 * "Listen! Can you hear it? The inner voice of your sweet, beloved Mario!"
 * "Oh horrors! What is this? ...A king? ...King Boo!? What is this King Boo!?"
 * "...I do not understand just what he means, but... Beware of King Boo! This is what your brother wishes to say to you. Ohhh, yes, a Boo who wears a crown. I see! This is King Boo! ...SO! He is the one who has captured your Mario!"
 * "Ahhhhh! I can say no more! The spirits leave me even now!"
 * "If it isn't Mario's Star! What otherworldy beauty!"
 * "Ah-hahhh! I can hear it! Your brother, Mario! He cries out for you!"
 * "What...? The power of the Boos? You wish to tell us something of their mysterious Boo-power?"
 * "Ohh... Harummm... The Boos do indeed have strange powers... When they gather in numbers, their power grows stronger! ...But! They do fear your mighty Poltergust 3000!"
 * "Ugh... I fear that I have only enough power within me to read one more of your brother's dropped items... my strength ebbs away..."
 * "If it isn't Mario's Hat! Why, it's so clean, as if...SOMEONE JUST WASHED IT!...Sorry, sometimes I like to add a little drama, you know."
 * "Ah, the spirits return to me! I see! I see! I see your dear Mario! The scene appears before me..."
 * "Wh-what is this!? Bowser!? How can this be!? I see the hideous form of Bowser! Is Bowser somewhere in this mansion? I cannot believe it...And yet I see it... "
 * "I thought that Mario had soundly defeated Bowser! Has King Boo somehow revived Bowser? This could be horrible! Well, for you."
 * "Uggghh! Ahhh no, the powers leave me! The spirits depart! This is all I can show you, Luigi... That was the last of my power. But I have given words to what the spirits have shown... so I can return to my painting satisfied. Send me there now, you vacuum-wielding rogue!"
 * "Ahhhhh! Finally, I can return in peace to my painting... Sweet happiness in oils..."
 * ''"I thank you... I thank you, kind Luigi!"

Mario

 * ''"Get me outta here!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi!"

Melody Pianissima

 * "Hmph! This ragamuffin looks as if he couldnt't play a note."
 * "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"
 * "What a stirring performance! I haven't been so charmed by a piece for ages!"
 * "You must have a delicate ear for music. Would you like to listen to my piano sonata? Well here I go."
 * "By the way...what image do you think the piece's composer had in mind while writing it?"
 * "No, no, NO! That's all wrong!!"
 * "I put my heart and soul into that piece, only to be insulted? How could you, you awful man!"
 * "Now leave me and think about your rude behavior!"
 * "By the way...that song was featured in a famous game. Do you know which game?"
 * "Exactly right! You got it!"
 * "Very impressive! I guess I needn't hold back with you!"
 * "Would you care to do battle with my lovely Music Sheets?"
 * "Show him the power of genius, my Music Sheets!"

Miss Petunia

 * "Ahh...a piping hot shower!"
 * "Ahh...ATCHOO!"

Mr. Bones

 * "For the luvva dirt, make that yappy dog be QUIET!"

Mr. Luggs

 * "No one can see me in this darkness! No one no one no one noooooooooo-one!"

Nana

 * "Hey, it's a funny man. Should I play with him?"

Professor E. Gadd

 * "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
 * "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
 * "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
 * "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
 * "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion just appeared here a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"
 * "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
 * "You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all."
 * "When you find one, you should first use the X Button to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"
 * "Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."
 * "Oh, thank goodness you're OK! I lost contact with you all of a sudden...I was a tad worried"
 * "Hmm. You seem to be a bit tuckered out after that long battle, don't you?"
 * "Why don;t you come back to the lab? When you vacuum a Boss ghost, your Poltergust 3000 gets pretty much full to bursting."
 * "But...ho ho...I guess you showed that boss ghost who's boss!"
 * "Take a gander at this. This fine piece of work nearly twenty years to develop! I call it the Ghost Portrificationizer. This machine lets us turn the ghosts you catch into paintings. Not only that, it works in reverse, too!"
 * "Hm? How do you use it, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just plug that Poltergust 3000 into that slot and enjoy the ride, my boy!"
 * "The ghosts are invisible...so we need to...press them into visible form and presto! Beautiful ghost portraits!"
 * "Heh heh heh! Looks like you've run into a bit of trouble there. Maybe you need more training!"
 * "There are some ghosts who'll try to grab and hold you...When that happens, try moving your Control stick back and forth to shake 'em off!"
 * "It's the age old struggle for survival, my boy! Don't lose heart, Luigi!"
 * "That was them! Those were the ones who released all of the ghosts from the paintings in my gallery! Those fiends!"
 * "I wondered where King Boo and his gang had gone. So, they were hiding the mansion all along...Thanks for flushing 'em out, Luigi."
 * "I'm tickled you found 'em but...perhaps it would've been better if you hadn't, well...let every single one escape. Just a thought."
 * ''"Ah well, water under the bridge. Anyway, you should probably come back to the lab for a sec.
 * "I've been waiting for you, young Luigi."
 * "Your brother must've been taken by that gang of Boos...Poor feller..."
 * "Oh now, don't talk crazy. They're not gonna eat the man."
 * "But what became of him, hm? Odd that he hasn't come back."
 * "Common theory holds that Boos grow in strength when they travel in numbers. They must somehow combine their powers too...Their power likely overwhelmed your brother."
 * "If your aim is to save Mario, there's but one way to do it: capture each Boo and slowly weaken the group's power!"
 * "But Boos, as their name implies, like to hide and then jump out to scare people. You've got your work cut out finding 'em..."
 * "Heh heh heh. Don't get all down in the mouth, my boy! That Game Boy Horror I gave you has a secret function! I knew it's come in handy one day, so I developed it secretly. I call it the Boo Radar."
 * "The Boo Radar will flash red when something round like a Boo is hidden nearby. Use it search everywhere, Luigi!"
 * "All right now, sonny. Don't go tuckering yourself out. Relax, and just try to get those Boos one at a time. The trick is using the Control Stick and C Stick together. Don't forget, now!"
 * ''"Mercy! You've already caught your first Boo! I've been researching those guys...
 * "Well these Boos don't seem to like light much, that's for sure. They do their best to hide in and under furniture when they're stuck in a lit room."
 * "So then I reckon that turning on all the lights in the mansion is the fastest way to find all of the Boos. Wouldn't you say, youngster?"
 * "Okay, now send me the Boo and all the data you've got."
 * "It's like you were born to capture Boos, Luigi!"
 * "Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"
 * "Unbelievable! There's no stopping you, Luigi!"
 * "You've already found five Boos! You're a Boo-snaring maniac!"
 * "I understand you're worried about your brother, young feller, but just take 'er easy. You have plenty of time still, so try to keep your shirt on."
 * "Why not go to the Washroom and splash some water on your face? You'll feel much better, believe you me!"
 * "Aren't you just loving my brilliant inventions?"
 * "Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let's take a look at that."
 * "...Ohh...Ahh...It's...a Fire Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Fire Element!"
 * "Yes sir, with that, you can catch Fire Elemental Ghosts!"
 * "Hm? What's a Fire Elemental Ghost, you ask? Why, they show up whenever you see fire, my boy! They're ghosts of fire itself, if you will."
 * "If you approach a flame, they'll be surprised by your presence and leap out into the air. Then you vacuum 'em up right away! After that, you can expel fire with the L Button. You can melt ice, light candles, do all kinds of stuff."
 * "A meter will appear down at the bottom of the screen, so keep an eye on how much element you have left, OK, feller?"
 * "You may have to use the Fire Element to defeat some ghosts...Keep that in mind, sonny! Don't say I never warned you!"
 * "You're doing great, Luigi!"
 * "Fantastic! Way to go, Luigi!"
 * "Hey now, Luigi! Now what have you stumbled across?...Ohh...This time...It's...a Water Elemental Medal!"
 * "Now you can use the Water Element! My research shows that these particular Elemental Ghosts leave their watery dwellings whenever you approach. You know the drill, vacuum 'em up!"
 * "I hear there are some ghosts who can be defeated only with water, actually...Also remember water has purifying properties, so use it well..."
 * "Don't get caught up with your new squirt gun, Luigi!"
 * "Good to hear you're still OK! I list signal when that lightning struck."
 * "Hmm. That was some battle you had there. Why don't you come on back to the lab?"
 * "What? You think the lightning damaged the Poltergust 3000? Don't worry about it!"
 * "Even if that lightning had cooked your goose, your Poltergust 3000 wouldn't even have a scratch! Heh heh!"
 * "Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let me see it!"
 * "...Oh...Ahh...It's... an Ice Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Ice Element!"
 * "Ice Elemental Ghosts are only found in chilly places. You'll probably find them in refrigerators and cold areas like that..."
 * "My research shows that they come out of hiding when you approach. Use the L Button to expel Ice Element once you vacuum one of these ghosts up!"
 * "If you press the L button all the way, you can shoot out a frigid lump of ice."
 * "Yes-siree. When water gets cold, it freezes, right? Ice can be effective against water. You could use it on water ghosts, for example."
 * "Even a hot bath would get cold pretty quick if you iced it down. Yep, that's a very convenient item you found there, Luigi!"
 * "Yowzer! You got another one! You're cruising, Luigi!"
 * "Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"
 * "Well done, Luigi my boy! This time I have a special bit of information for you!"
 * "You've seen small ghosts other than Boos, haven't you? Well I'm pretty sure they're ghosts freed from the paintings of the ghost artist, Van Gore. I has passel of trouble the first time I captured him..."
 * "I know that artists strive to give life to their canvasses, but this guy brought ghosts to life very time he picked up a brush!"
 * "Did you see that Boo just give up at the end, Luigi? Your reputation is spreading!"
 * "Oh, what a relief! That white mist interrupted your signal. Hmmmm. You seem to have done some serious work there! Why don't you come back to the lab?"
 * "We can have dinner while we gaze at these ghost paintings! Tonight I'll make an old family recipe."
 * "Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marmalade!"

Shivers

 * "Ah, the beautiful Melody will not even give me the time of day...What must I do to win her?...Passion! Yes! That's it! I will show her I burn for her! My unbridled passion will scorch her soul!"
 * "Aaaaah! Fire! Fire! FIRE! Run away! Run awaaaaay!"
 * "The burning flames of unbridled passion! Or...wait, how about the passionate flames of unbridled burning?"

Slim Bankshot

 * "You want some of this?"

Sir Weston

 * "HOT! OH VERY HOT! You! You're making it too HOT!"
 * "I'm going to cook in this heat! I'm going to melt!"
 * "Did YOU light these fires? What were you thinking?"
 * "People who start fires in this mansion had better be ready to pay the price!!!"
 * "Now learn your lesson!!"

Sue Pea

 * "... Do not try to wake me ..."
 * "GOOO AWWAAYYY!!!!"
 * "I won't wet the bed... I promise."
 * "Nrrggh, snnrrggh, ZZZZZ..."

Toad

 * "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
 * "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"
 * "Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!"
 * "Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"
 * "Please, please, please, you HAVE to help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip"
 * "I'm...so very...blue..."
 * "Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"
 * "Sniffle...I, uh... dropped a REALLY important thing into the toilet. I didn't mean to!"
 * "What in the...!?"
 * "Heyy... You're right! No point crying over spilt milk! I suppose I'll just flush that old worry away. Yup, I'll just let it swirl on down the depths and let happiness refill my life!"
 * "Luigi! A Boo! There was this big Boo flying around here! Be extra careful!"
 * "Sniff...sob...Suh-something TERRIBLE is in that well..."
 * "You saw him, didn't you? How could they DO that to Mario?"
 * "When I saw him like that, I completely lost it and ran through the mansion looking for a hiding place!"
 * "While I was running, though, I did happen to notice that Mario left some of his things lying around the place. A hat, a glove, a shoe, a letter, and a star. I saw five items all together."
 * ''"I'd go collect them for you if I could remember where ther were. Yeah...I probably should've picked some up...
 * "You're a true Mario brother!"
 * "Whaa-huh? Really?! You'll find all Mario's items for me!?"
 * "Yippee-skip-yahoo!"
 * "By the way, I have a good idea about what to do with Mario's things!"
 * "There's a ghost around here somewhere who can see the future by touching a person's personal effects. Her name is Madame Clairvoya."
 * "I'm sure Madame Clairvoya would be able to tell you how Mario got turned into a painting if she had those items. Why don't you try showing those items to her? She seems to linger in the room with the crystal ball..."