User:Flossingjonah

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 * Gender:Male||Real name:Jonah||Favorite item:Mini Mushroom||Least favorite item:Metal Mushroom Orb
 * Favorite Super Smash Bros. character:Roy ||Least favorite SSB character:Fox McCloud
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's

Characters

 * new driver
 * new character

Starter

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Princess Peach
 * Toad
 * Wario
 * Bowser
 * Yoshi
 * Donkey Kong
 * Waluigi
 * Baby Luigi
 * Princess Daisy

Unlockable

 * Lubba (new driver): Beat Star Cup on 150cc
 * Jody the Toad (new to SMB): Play as Toad 10 times
 * Koopalings: (excluding Ludwig, all unlocked together) Clear all 50cc cups
 * Ludwig: Play as each Koopaling three times

Mushroom Cup

 * Luigi Circuit
 * Bowser's Castle I
 * A track based on Wario Land 3, with a layout that resembles garlic.
 * A track based on Wario Land 3, with a layout that resembles garlic.

Comet Cup (new)

 * Rainbow Road #1
 * The others are unknown

Shell Cup

 * WiiU Toad Harbor
 * Yet to be confirmed

Userfield
Userboxes are so 10 minutes ago. I now have a new thing; a userfield!

Mario theories

 * Waluigi isn't stretched on a rack like many believe; unlike Rosalina, who got very tall (not as tall as Waluigi) through magical means, Waluigi got his height from his father, Waluigi Nomer Sr. (Waluigi's full name is Waluigi Nomer Jr.) and his slender body from his mother, Mama Waluise.

Secrets revealed

 * Rosalina used her wand to make her taller. She was made fun of for being two feet tall in 4th grade. She wanted one thing for Christmas (no, she doesn't know what Hannukah is). To get taller. Her mother gave her a Star Wand. She made six wishes; to be taller, to get money (not as rich as Wario) and four other unknown wishes.

The Fairly OddParents
Timmy's future wife isn't Tootie like many people believe; it's actually his newer crush from Season 9 named Missy McGee (Yes, for those people not in the U.S. that watched the episode "Finding Emo", I know the last name for a [fairly] odd reason) and after the Fairly Odd Movie, Timmy and Tootie break up. Timmy changes his date not to Trixie but to Missy. This is a large "time paradox-ing" series. Tammy Turner dyes her hair brown but her hair really is orange. His two future children are not ten, but seven. Timmy and Missy get married after the movie's events and have two children right after marriage.

Awards

 * Worst: Fawful (He's fAWFUL due to his dumb looks. Please, Nintendo, in the next Mario & Luigi game, cut the ***** from da game!)


 * Tallest: Bowser, as always (He's a giant Koopa dragon, and all dragons are huge!)


 * Best: None (There's too many Mario characters that are the best!)


 * Smelliest: Donkey Kong (More like "Rear End of a Goat" because he smells horrible. [Sorry DK])


 * Most annoying: Toad (He has too high of a voice [Sorry Samantha Kelly])

Fanon games
I have a fanon game Mario Party 13. It is known as Mario Party 18 in Japan. (For Wii U)
 * Playable:
 * Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach are in a new appearance from Super Mario 3D World.
 * Toad will have a Super Mario 3D Land look.
 * Yoshi and Bowser Jr. will take an NSMBU appearance.
 * Wario will have a Game & Wario appearance; he gets two outfits (his biker/plumber) and his plumber appearance will be from Wario Land: Shake It!
 * Waluigi will have a new appearance from Mario Kart 8.
 * Minigames
 * Whomp Dodge (Dodge the Whomp for 60 secoonds!)
 * Purple or Death (Get the most Purple Coins in 2:00!)
 * SMB 2-2 (Swim through the level without getting struck by an enemy)


 * Boards:
 * World 7 Wii has a cloud theme and no gimmicks.
 * Luigi Raceway has a race track theme and the player will use a kart on ¾ of the board.
 * Mario Squared Galaxy has two sides. On the Mario half, the player goes over the board. On the Luigi half, the player plays minigames.
 * WarioWare, Inc. has a minigame with a microgame appearing as a minigame.

Microgames:
 * Make Way for Martian (the player must find an open space in time)
 * You Break It, You Buy It (the player must avoid a stylus that is themed to look like Baby Mario, if the player is tapped on, they lose)
 * Boo (the one who dodges the Boos the longest wins; also a minigame)
 * Crayon Epic (the player must protect their character with a knight from Bowser)
 * The Maze That Pays (the player must get as many coins as they can)



Favorite websites

 * 1:MarioWiki
 * 2:Poptropica
 * 3:Coolmath
 * 4:Youtube
 * 5:Fairly OddParents Wiki

Facts

 * On November 13, 2013, I thought I saw a Toad plushie in a claw machine while I was eating at Hometown Buffet but turned out to be a plushie of a dog.
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 * boo
 * Random link!

Improvement list

 * Unstubify Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Jr./Mario Bros..
 * Add souvenir articles to WarioWare: Touched!.

Created pages

 * Egg Rider
 * Purple Strike
 * Nasty Garlic
 * Punch-Out!! (WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase)
 * Big Hurl
 * Giant Spiked Ball
 * Metronome
 * Yo-Yo
 * Calculator (souvenir)

Disambiguations:
 * Jimmy

Movies

 * Wishology!
 * Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
 * Abra-Catastrophe!
 * The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
 * Channel Chasers
 * The Smurfs
 * Gnomeo and Juliet (My first movie!)
 * Alvin and the Chipmunks
 * Channel Chasers

Game & Watch

 * Super Pinball
 * Mini Classic Space Invaders
 * Connect 4
 * Yahtzee

Game Boy

 * Space Invaders
 * Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
 * Donkey Kong Land 2
 * Dr. Mario

Game Boy Color

 * Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (×2)
 * Gobs of Games

Game Boy Advance

 * Finding Nemo
 * All Super Mario Advance games except the third
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit
 * The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Nintendo DS

 * Mario Kart DS
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * WarioWare: Touched!
 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * WarioWare: D.I.Y.

Wii

 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * Wii Sports
 * Mario Sports Mix
 * Wii Sports Resort
 * Super Mario Galaxies 1 and 2
 * Mario Kart Wii

Nintendo 3DS

 * Super Mario 3D Land
 * Mario Kart 7
 * New Super Mario Bros. 2

Wii U

 * New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U
 * Nintendo Land
 * Super Mario 3D World