User:Geniusguy445

!! Hi SMWiki mods, i'm going to require a few edits to clean up the dead links, please don't slap me with warnings xoxo

Hei-ho! Hello and welcome to my user page! I joined this wiki in 2010, and learned a metric boatload of css and markdown. I spent some time here editing my page mostly, then moved on to be the lead admin at the Game Ideas Wiki, back when Fandom was still Wikia. There's a lot of history there, but I kind of fell off editing any wiki. By that point, I was going to school to make video games! I'm like a pro now!

In all honesty, I barely play Mario/Nintendo games at all these days. Oddly enough, I actually know someone who has worked on Nintendo IP. I'm just at such a different life stage, that I don't think I'll be back here (often?). As such I'm going to trim some of this content down so its easier to maintain.

About Me
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Hey! Like I said prior, I've been here a while, and I haven't changed my page in a while. I learned a bunch of css from messing around with wikis, but eventually I stopped playing Nintendo games and Wikia rebranded itself. I've made video games professionally and editing video game wikis has fallen off my priority list.


 * I like watching games more than playing them. I watch a lot of Youtube and Twitch to that end
 * I have created small scale games professionally, so I try not to make more in my spare time
 * I like making lil widgets, so you know... if you're interested...
 * I still make a lot of game ideas today. I used to put a couple on the Game Ideas Wiki, but these days I just write 'em up in Notion if it will take longer than a couple hours to make.
 * I make my own art sometimes
 * I like mostly Alternative music
 * I love easter eggs! Can you find them all?

So with all this in mind, enjoy my user page!

Reviews
These will be in order, hopefully, by console/date of release. Bold means I have completed it (story mode, if applicable); bold + italics means I completed it alone. Demos will be marked.

Characters I commonly play as

 * Shy Guy
 * Wario
 * Luigi
 * Boo
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Bowser


 * Kritter

NES
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Super Mario Bros.
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 * People I play as: Luigi
 * Things I like: Overall really good game for its age.
 * Things I dislike: It is a difficult game.
 * Things I detest: It shows how bad I can be at platformers. More on that under New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
 * Why I play it anyways: I need to beat it! I'm so close; world 8! Even though my gameplay consisted of warp zones and my brother getting really far and me warping there by default. :P
 * Fav. enemy: The ones I can beat.
 * Fav. Boss: False Bowsers. They're easier. :)
 * Comments: Go, jump, look amazing, jump, get points, power-ups, etc., go...DEATH BY GOOMBA. -_- Honestly?
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 * Comments: Go, jump, look amazing, jump, get points, power-ups, etc., go...DEATH BY GOOMBA. -_- Honestly?
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Super Mario Bros. 2

 * People I play as: Luigi. Occasionally, Peach. Never Toad.
 * Things I like: The vending machine, and the prominence of Shy Guys.
 * Things I dislike: Pansers
 * Things I detest: Phantos. And Birdo eggs that fall and kill me despite falling from another platform. I have even ridden one through the platforms that I stand on, and I die.
 * Why I play it anyways: I'm actually pretty good at this game. Despite it being a very unforgiving game.
 * Fav. enemy: Shy Guys on Ostros
 * Fav. Boss: Mouser. As intimidating as he is. :P
 * Comments: Good game. Need to win it.
 * Fav. Boss: Mouser. As intimidating as he is. :P
 * Comments: Good game. Need to win it.

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Super Mario Bros. 3

 * People I play as: Luigi
 * Things I like: Airships. Not kidding. I love airships. Tanooki Suit.
 * Things I dislike: How the airships move when you die. And the Angry Sun
 * Things I detest: Item houses. All of them.
 * Why I play it anyways: Because I haven't much. And I need an opinion.
 * Fav. enemy: OMG Spikes!
 * Fav. Boss: Boom Booms. So much fun.
 * Comments: Mainly just watched it be played.
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 * Comments: Mainly just watched it be played.
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SNES
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Super Punch Out
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 * People I play as: Take a guess.
 * Things I like: The Canadian stereotype. Bear Hugger, you make me proud! :')
 * Things I dislike: I'd prefer a less steep learning curve.
 * Things I detest: Not much.
 * Why I play it anyways: I need the gaming experience. Actually, it provides a nice thrill with incredible graphics. :D
 * Fav. enemy: n/a
 * Fav. Boss: Gabby Jay. His intro is the weakest thing I have ever heard. Plus, he begs you to let him win. And with stats like his...
 * Comments: Heh heh heh. Just avoid the other guy! :D
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 * Comments: Heh heh heh. Just avoid the other guy! :D
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

 * People I play as: Mario, Bowser, Toadstool (But I'm not that far yet. I don't think I have Geno yet!)
 * Things I like: Mario's storytelling. Booster and his snifits. Every Sling Shy's fascination with fans. Culex's theme and it's many remixes.
 * Things I dislike: The beginning battles are horrible.
 * Things I detest: n/a
 * Why I play it anyways: Well, my brother had some difficulty with finding the way to Nimbus Land, plus I figured I should play it at some point.
 * Fav. enemy: Again, any Shy Guy related enemy.
 * Fav. Boss: Booster
 * Comments: I haven't gotten very far yet. But battles are pretty cool, and the dialog is amazing.
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 * Comments: I haven't gotten very far yet. But battles are pretty cool, and the dialog is amazing.
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N64
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Super Mario 64

 * People I play as: Mario
 * Things I like: Again, I like the graphics. Even though fire, clouds and butterflies are sooo much better than Mario's hands, I don't complain much. Beyond that, the music is groundbreaking. Esp. the cap music.
 * Things I dislike: Fire. Actually, anything that makes the controls hard to deal with.
 * Things I detest: Controls are not very good. At all. Heave Hoes.
 * Why I play it anyways: Urge to get more stars. They seem so obtainable! Until you try.
 * Fav. enemy: Koopas. For surfing value.
 * Fav. Boss: Bowser.
 * Comments: This game trained me and my bro to easily triumph over the first half of Super Mario Galaxy. Then, the memories.
 * Fav. Boss: Bowser.
 * Comments: This game trained me and my bro to easily triumph over the first half of Super Mario Galaxy. Then, the memories.


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Yoshi Story
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 * People I play as: White Shy Guy! Or whatever Yoshi takes my fancy.
 * Things I like: Shy Guys. Detecting a trend? Pogo Guys, Stilt Guys, Limbo Guys, all of them!
 * Things I dislike: The finer points of how to avoid holes. They seem to like me.
 * Things I detest: Bumper Balls
 * Why I play it anyways: Another game I seem to be good at. Without other people.
 * Fav. enemy: Pogo Guys
 * Fav. Boss: n/a
 * Comments: Bees. They are great.
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 * Comments: Bees. They are great.
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Paper Mario

 * People I play as: Mario and Watt
 * Things I like: Watt. Graphics. Storytelling :D Especially everyone's terrible eyesight. How Bowser can't see Peach at the other side of the room until he's a meter away.
 * Things I dislike:
 * Things I detest:
 * Why I play it anyways: Super well made, and I only need one more star.
 * Fav. enemy: Spy Guys, Groove Guys, Shy Guys, and Clubbas
 * Fav. Boss: n/a
 * Comments:Best game of all time.
 * Fav. Boss: n/a
 * Comments:Best game of all time.


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GameCube
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Super Mario Strikers
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 * People I play as: Luigi, Waluigi, Peach, Hammer Bro, Koopa
 * Things I like: Oh, it was a great game. I like the effects of Super Strikes.
 * Things I dislike: There are a couple things that should have stayed in Strikers Charged. The crowd cheering only when someone scores? Brilliant. Why didn't they continue that?
 * Things I detest: Worst thing is the graphics. The gamecube was pretty famous for that.
 * Why I play it anyways: It's fun. Honestly. I mean you can actually THROW the bombs at your opponent!
 * Fav. enemy: I like playing against Peach. Especially when after each game, it tells me to "rub it in". Awww yeah! Rookies. Pffff.
 * Fav. Boss: Super Team!
 * Comments: Must play more! I really didn't like it at first. I was skeptical. Now, I kind of enjoy it. Some things are definitely better in that game.
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 * Comments: Must play more! I really didn't like it at first. I was skeptical. Now, I kind of enjoy it. Some things are definitely better in that game.
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Luigi's Mansion
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 * People I play as: Luigi :D
 * Things I like: The game.
 * Things I dislike: Not much. Besides Grabbing Ghosts. And the speed that Boos attack after saying their name. Dangit, I can't read that fast!
 * Things I detest: Ghosts hitting me when I am vacuuming another ghosts. Shy Guy Ghosts are the worst perpetrator in the game so far. And Poison Mushrooms. They ruin EVERYTHING.
 * Why I play it anyways: I really enjoy it.
 * Fav. enemy: Like three or four gold ghosts that all go in the same direction so I can vacuum them at the same time. :D That, and the ghosts with no hit points.
 * Fav. Boss: Shivers and Neville. Gold frames, baby!
 * Comments: Impressive. The music room is amazing. I love it. And the Boo names! :)
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 * Comments: Impressive. The music room is amazing. I love it. And the Boo names! :)
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Super Mario Sunshine

 * People I play as: Mario
 * Things I like: Controls are improved. F.L.U.D.D. is actually pretty cool.
 * Things I dislike: No duck button. It throws me off from the original and SM Galaxy.
 * Things I detest: Piantas. Are. Idiots.
 * Why I play it anyways: Haven't played much before.
 * Fav. enemy: Haven't played enough yet.
 * Fav. Boss: Petey! :D
 * Comments: Why people complain about FLUDD is beyond me.
 * Fav. Boss: Petey! :D
 * Comments: Why people complain about FLUDD is beyond me.

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Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * People I play as: Luigi, Baby Luigi, Bowser, Bowser Jr., pretty much everyone.
 * Things I like: Awesome idea. The controls even make sense!
 * Things I dislike: Multiplayer.
 * Things I detest: Multiplayer mode won't allow you to choose many battle settings. You can't double dash with another player!
 * Why I play it anyways: Normal courses with my brother are incredibly fun.
 * Fav. enemy: Me.
 * Fav. Boss: My brother.
 * Comments:
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Wii
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Rating is Awesome (5 stars), Bearable (3 stars), Crap (1 stars)(I still can play with them.)
 * People I play as: Listed below.
 * Things I like: Pretty much captures what I wanted.
 * Things I dislike: Character wise is listed below. I wish you could decrease the likelihood of Nintendog appearing.
 * Things I detest: I probably have something, but I don't remember.
 * Why I play it anyways: It's fun.
 * Fav. enemy: Mega Goombas
 * Fav. Boss: Petey.
 * Comments: I like playing with powerful characters because it helps boost my KOing ability. Unfortunatley, all of the really powerful characters (Ike, Samus, Bowser and Wario are all heavy. I really hate having them and trying to get back to the stage. (Jump, glide, Aether, ahhh!, GAME!) That is a minor flaw, and cannot compare to the joy of when someone walks into Ike's charging eruption move. Ahhhh.... feels so good.
 * Fav. Boss: Petey.
 * Comments: I like playing with powerful characters because it helps boost my KOing ability. Unfortunatley, all of the really powerful characters (Ike, Samus, Bowser and Wario are all heavy. I really hate having them and trying to get back to the stage. (Jump, glide, Aether, ahhh!, GAME!) That is a minor flaw, and cannot compare to the joy of when someone walks into Ike's charging eruption move. Ahhhh.... feels so good.

Don't miss the awesomeness of the bonus content section!
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Mario Strikers Charged

 * People I play as: Waluigi/Bowser Jr. Boo, Dry Bones, Hammer Bro, Shy Guy. Or whoever my brother chooses.
 * Things I like: Nearly everything.
 * Things I dislike: Just a few things. But it improved a lot of stuff since the previous game.
 * Things I detest: Not much. Just A.I.s for Donkey Kong, Birdo and Dry Bones.
 * Why I play it anyways: Because my brother and I beat everything, and I want to try alone. :)
 * Fav. enemy: Boos. Who else smiles even when the opponent scores?
 * Fav. Boss: Peach and Waluigi.
 * Comments: The challenges are a lot of fun. All but "So far behind". I hate that one.
 * Fav. Boss: Peach and Waluigi.
 * Comments: The challenges are a lot of fun. All but "So far behind". I hate that one.

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Mario Super Sluggers
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 * People I play as: Two Kritters, King K. Rool, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dark Bones, Fire bro., Wario and Waluigi. Or whoever my brother chooses.
 * Things I like: I love the quotes of the game. Esp. the magikoopas!
 * Things I dislike: Sometimes have difficulty with the pitches. The red glow + my sweet spot icon = me missing the pitch.
 * Things I detest:
 * Why I play it anyways: Because my brother and I can have a 50 to nothing game consistently. :D
 * Fav. enemy: Magikoopas.
 * Fav. Boss: n/a
 * Comments: I really like the Barrel Basher minigame. Actually, I kinda like them all, except Bob-omb derby.
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 * Comments: I really like the Barrel Basher minigame. Actually, I kinda like them all, except Bob-omb derby.
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Mario Kart Wii
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 * People I play as: Dry Bowser! King Boo. Wario. Luigi. Dry Bones. Shooting Star. Wild Wing.
 * Things I like: It's a cool game.
 * Things I dislike: It's a racing game.
 * Things I detest:
 * Why I play it anyways: Because the multiplayer is fun. And I need to try drift.
 * Fav. enemy: Snowboarding Shy Guys. :)
 * Fav. Boss: The Chain Chomp of Chain Chomp Roulette.
 * Comments: Another game I play with my brother on.
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 * Comments: Another game I play with my brother on.
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New Play Control: Mario Power Tennis
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 * People I play as: Tricky characters. Any tricky character. I generally use Bowser Jr. or Fly Guy. If not, I use Shy Guy, Daisy, Luigi, Boo or Waluigi.
 * Things I like: Doubles. Gimmick Tourneys.
 * Things I dislike: I'm not very good alone.
 * Things I detest: It gets hard on your arm if you play against every character on a reasonable difficulty.
 * Why I play it anyways: Minigames! Actually the game itself is kind of cool.
 * Fav. enemy: Any power character. There sooo slow! :D
 * Fav. Boss: Luigi.
 * Comments: I hate paratroopa. I swear he will be the end of me.
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 * Comments: I hate paratroopa. I swear he will be the end of me.
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New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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 * People I play as: Luigi if at all possible.
 * Things I like: Multiplayer
 * Things I dislike: n/a
 * Things I detest: How useless Starmen actually are. It's a good thing they're so dang rare! Please, keep it that way! I'll take a propeller mushroom over a starman out side a course ANY day! Inside a course, I can show mah ninja skillz. But outside? Those things are only good to avoid the enemies that hide mushrooms in a chest with Toad. Keep up the good work, guys!
 * Why I play it anyways: Favorite power-ups: Propeller suit, mini-mushroom, Penguin suit. With these, and a couple other challenges, make me feel so ninja! (Even though I occasionally die right after perfect completion.)
 * Fav. enemy: The enemies that lock Toad up in a chest or a ? block.
 * Fav. Boss: Oh, the Koopalings. You are back and better than ever. Thank you. Keep losing to me, GG445.
 * Comments: Love playing with my brother, as that is usually the only way I do well. You can't even imagine how I lose in this game. If you watch 80% of my game play, I look like a freakin' master! Then after showing off my skills, *4,000, *6,000, *8,000, oops, "Ohhh! Mamma Mia!" I die by the last goomba in a set after getting all 3 star coins and almost at the flag pole. -_- And that is why I have Super Guide chiming that I fail at the second world.
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 * Comments: Love playing with my brother, as that is usually the only way I do well. You can't even imagine how I lose in this game. If you watch 80% of my game play, I look like a freakin' master! Then after showing off my skills, *4,000, *6,000, *8,000, oops, "Ohhh! Mamma Mia!" I die by the last goomba in a set after getting all 3 star coins and almost at the flag pole. -_- And that is why I have Super Guide chiming that I fail at the second world.
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Super Mario Galaxy

 * People I play as: Mario, so far.
 * Things I like: Being player 2 and holding enemies. I feel so useful!
 * Things I dislike: The random Black Holes everywhere. THEY DEFY PHYSICS! Oh wait, what else is new? I dislike the three health system. Even though the game would be too easy otherwise.
 * Things I detest: Dying when you lose a challenge to a cosmic clone.
 * Why I play it anyways: It is a nice addition to the series.
 * Fav. enemy: Boos
 * Fav. Boss: My own noob-ish mistakes.
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 * Fav. Boss: My own noob-ish mistakes.
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Game boy
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Super Mario World
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 * People I play as: Luigi.
 * Things I like: Cape. Quit level lets you keep your items! Take THAT New Super Mario Bros Wii!
 * Things I dislike: The difficulty of Chocolate Isle. But it's to be expected.
 * Things I detest: I forget.
 * Why I play it anyways: I just like it.
 * Fav. enemy: Mega moles! Chargin' Chucks, too.
 * Fav. Boss: Reznors!
 * Comments: The game remake is better than the original.
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 * Comments: The game remake is better than the original.
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Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

 * People I play as: Luigi and Mario
 * Things I like: Really funny. Good work, Nintendo! Mini games.
 * Things I dislike: It's an RPG. Ahhh, no matter. It could use some more beans, and Watt to find hidden Hoo Hoo beans.
 * Things I detest: It's too short. I really enjoyed this one.
 * Why I play it anyways: I really like the Starbeans Cafe contributions by E. Gadd. LOLOLOL
 * Fav. enemy: Chuck Guys
 * Fav. Boss: Popple, and Fawful.
 * Comments: Luigi is generally leading, as Mario naturally attacks first. Even when taken down by an enemy. I usually upgrade fighting abilities first, but commonly forget which other ones I need for big bonuses.
 * Fav. Boss: Popple, and Fawful.
 * Comments: Luigi is generally leading, as Mario naturally attacks first. Even when taken down by an enemy. I usually upgrade fighting abilities first, but commonly forget which other ones I need for big bonuses.


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Science Experiment
This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline. "I still haven't learned anything."

Lemmy's Land
http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lkmain.html http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lemban2.gif my favorite part of it

Favorite Quotes
Bonus points if you can tell me where most of these quotes come from.
 * "Like the moon over 
 * The day, my genius and brawn 
 * Are lost on these fools." - Bowser


 * "Tee hee hee hee! Welcome to Shy Guy's Shop. Too bad I'm not gonna sell you anything, Mario!"
 * "Oh no...Poor me..."
 * Ok, guys! All together now! Let's rush him! Chaaaaarge!!!"
 * "We're gonna lose!! On, no! We've gotta run!"
 * "Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!!"
 * "You're asking for IT!"
 * "Ooh, you're gonna get it!"
 * "You picked the wrong people not to bounce with, bub!"
 * "How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"
 * "This is not good!"
 * "The mustachioed one is strong!"
 * "Strong, yes!"
 * ''"We MUST warn the boss!


 * "THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"
 * "IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"
 * "HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"
 * "I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"


 * "Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
 * "I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
 * "Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!" - Shy Guys


 * "You!! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa
 * "Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated." - Booster
 * "MAGIC! DEAL with it!" - Domino
 * "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!" - Yardovich
 * "I HAVE FURY!"
 * "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
 * "Have you readiness for this?!?"
 * "Now is when I ram you!"
 * "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
 * "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
 * "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!" (- Prince Peasley)
 * "In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"


 * "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
 * "At last my entrance with drama!"
 * "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
 * "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
 * "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
 * "I HAVE SUCTION!"
 * "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
 * "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
 * ''"Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"
 * "ACK BEHIND YOU, IT'S A HUMONGUS COCKROACH!"
 * "Fawful... did you see that?"
 * "Yes...Moustache..."
 * "Fawful..."
 * "Yes?" 
 * "Fire at will." - Fawful (+ Cackletta)
 * "Fire at will." - Fawful (+ Cackletta)


 * “Welcome to Twinkle Mart! If we're not closed, we're open!” - Howzit
 * "If you feed me enough star bits, I'll burst with snacky happiness!" - Hungry Lumas
 * "Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"
 * "Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"
 * "There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles"
 * "Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"
 * "Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."
 * "Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"
 * "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"


 * "Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."
 * "Y'all think you can stop ol' Bowser, eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"
 * "Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight Bowser 'cause I'm the way."
 * "See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."
 * "Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"
 * "Baloney burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"
 * "Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..." - Magikoopas


 * "Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"
 * "You say I don't have feet?"
 * "Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"
 * "Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!" - Boo
 * "Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!" - Boo


 * "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?" - King Boo
 * "Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before Mario and his crew show."
 * "Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"
 * "Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"
 * "Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..." - Hammerbros


 * ''"Oho Jees. Oho Jees! OHO JEES!" - Me

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