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"Am I THAT indistinguishable?"

- Attack Piece Toad

The Attack Piece Toad is a character in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team. He is a red Toad with an interest in Attack Pieces. He is found in Mushrise Park, where he provides two Attack Pieces along with an explanation on how they are used. Later on, he is found in a hotel in Wakeport, although he is not immediately recognized.

History
This Toad is met in the foyer of Peach's Castle, appearing after Mario, Luigi, and Paper Mario have departed from Twinsy Tropics following their first visit to the area. Once they have entered, a red Toad panics over what is to be done, asking them for suggestions. Monologue Toad, standing next to him, snaps him out of it. He tells the trio his friend is too distraught to speak for himself and proceeds to explain for him. Notably, he tells them to listen carefully to his following text and not to skim through it, alluding to the fast-forward button.

With this matter clarified, the Toad proceeds to give his story. According to him, he was on Mount Brrr and noticed Bowser Jr. and Paper Bowser Jr. taking both Princess Peach and Paper Peach with them. To summarize, he tells the trio Mount Brrr would be their next destination. Right after this, a cutscene plays to determine this. Once the cutscene has played, the Toad reiterates the move and his disbelief to Bowser having a villa.

Suddenly, he collapses on the nearby floor, envisioning the princesses in great distraught and disbelief, with both Bowser Jrs. acting ungrateful. He claims this to be a fate worse than death and vows that Bowser will be stopped. Only after he states this does he realize he slowly strayed from the others during his extensive monologue, all of whom have left. With Toadette and the gang now in front of the castle, the Monologue Toad can be heard moaning at a nearby window. As they are discussing their plans to get to Mount Brrr, the Toad suddenly dashes out of the castle, vowing to find the princesses, or at least his princess, himself.

Unexpectedly, this Toad is encountered again shortly on. He is seen narrowly running from Paper Petey Piranha in front of the path leading to the mountain. After he ends up in his grip, the Toad decides to explain the predicament once more. This time, he directly tells them not to fast forward through his text, with a message on the screen serving as a reminder. He then proceeds to go on a soap box rant. He begins by telling them they had battled a different Petey Piranha. He seems to stray from this topic, citing the arrival of the paper characters and eventually listing some of the trio's best features. He ponders whether they will be able to save the Mushroom Kingdom. As he is wondering his own fate, Paper Petey Piranha tosses him out of sight. He is never seen or mentioned again after this.

Quotes

 * "Noooo! Noooooo!"
 * "Somebody!"
 * " HELP ME! "
 * "You saved me!"
 * "I never thought I'd come across monsters here."
 * "Worst holiday ever!"
 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "I found this as I was walking in the park."
 * "It's an blue thingamabobble."
 * "I was just gonna toss it, so why don't you take it?"
 * "About those blue..."
 * "They can be found in blocks like that one over there."
 * "My tour guide told me about them."
 * "He was all like, 'Blah, blah, blah...'"
 * "'Try to find as many as you can.'"
 * "He said if you want to find more blue..."
 * "Just check the blue on the Touch Screen."
 * "And there was something else..."
 * "Right! It was about the map!"
 * "Open the blue, please!"
 * "Gotta run! Ciao!"
 * "I'll let you know if I find another blue."
 * "Mario! Luigi!"
 * "Thanks for helping me out of that jam earlier!"
 * "I guess this is where the party's at."
 * "...Oh, I get it! In that case..."
 * "You should get some more of those blue!"
 * "How about searching for them? Sound like a plan?"
 * "I actually found another one, myself."
 * "I always knew I was talented!"
 * "I'm not your average Toad!"
 * "Now, hold on..."
 * "I remember my tour guide saying something else..."
 * "'There are blue in every set.'"
 * "'Find them all to learn a powerful new move!'"
 * "He called that move a... blue! "
 * "I mean, if you guys have some power moves, this guy oughta bend a bit."
 * "You already have blue of them? Sweet!"
 * "Here's the one I was holding on to!"
 * "Mr. Mario! Mr. Luigi! Hello!"
 * "It's me! You don't remember? The other day at the park..."
 * "You saved me from monsters! Am I THAT indistinguishable?!"
 * "I didn't know you guys were hitting this town next!"
 * "Say, y'know how you usually see Attack Pieces inside of blocks?"
 * "Well, here in town, I hear that guests and staff may carry 'em!"