MarioWiki:BJAODN/Items

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Blue Shell
The Blue Shell (AKA: Flying Spiny Shell, Flying Wonder, Blue Demon, etc...) Is a variety of shell that appears in Mario Kart series. Upon being shot, it chases after the kart whom is first place to kick character's ass and lose time to that character to win the race.

WARNING: Don't use Blue Shells in first place, or you'll pay...

("I used the Blue Shell in first place. I got bombed. It was awesome." )

Buzzy beetle shell
A Buzzy Beetle shell is basically the small shell worn by buzzy beetles. In first appeared in Super Mario Bros. where it was always worn by Buzzy Beetles. It was greenish if they appeared in caves, and black if they were in the sun. The Buzzy beetle shell has, so far, always been seen worn by Buzzy Beetles.

(Who exactly wears these mysterious shells?)

Capsule
...A capsule contains one item. Size doesn't seem to matter, as all sizes of objects, from baseball bats to hammers can be found within them....

(The first thing I thought when I read this was something innuendo >_< -BLOF )

Carnival Card
In Party Mode, the player can win double the number of turns that he or she choose. Playing other modes, the player will win only 1 card per mini-game played. But, at Test for the Best you win 10 tickets from the minigames, and if he or she get a poor score (0-5999), any extra card will be win, a good score (6000-7499) leads to 10 extra cards, and an excellent score (7500+) equals to 20 extra cards.

(This is pretty bad writing, no offense. I can hardly understand what this paragraph is talking about and the pronouns are all over the place. Also, there seems to be a lack of verb agreement here...) - 04:25, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

Cheese
"...Thanks to its fame as a well-known, household object, cheese has been found and referenced in many games and media, mostly in other forms..." (Cheese isn't a household object, it's food.)

Chaos Emerald
An item that appeared in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games and will appear in Luigi & Sonic at the Olympic Special Games.

Life Shroom
[...]The simplest items in the game can make Life Shrooms, so Mario should stock up on the useless flora because they'll pay off later. [...]

Mistake
[...]In gact, upon using the item, the animation is the exact same as one; including the last sheep*.
 * This link brings you to the Sammer Guy of the same name.

Category:Mushrooms

 * Birdo
 * Birdo (species)
 * Thunder Birdo

Nitro Honey Syrup
[...]Although Nitro Honey Syrup was never produced, recipes for it could apparently be found in the Ratooey Businessman's briefcase. Although it is, by normalcy, powerful enough to perform miraculous acts such as even raising the dead, Eat your heart out, Mrs. Butterworth.[...]

Red Coin
Red Coins are coins that sometimes appear along with Yellow Coins in the Mario series. The only difference between a yellow coin and a red coin is that red coins are red and they are worth 2 coins while yellow coins are yellow and are worth one coin.

Training Machine
Upon giving it to Merluvlee, Mario questions which body part she would use it to train, and she cheerfully replies that she trains her brain[...]

(Of course Mario needs to train her brain. Wonder why she has a mustache and why everyone thinks she is a man.) -

(Ever thought that the text might refer to Merluvlee?) -

(Misplaced modifiers are a pretty sad mistake that people tend to make -BLOF)

Trial Stew
[...]Others use Sweet Treat or to bring their FP up[...]

Wario's Poop
Wario's Poop is yellow and will appear in Mario Kart Wii and Wario Kart Superstarspeed

(The articles was then later recreated with the following content):

Is a player in Wario Kart Wiim he is yellow

("I wonder how well a pile of crap can drive." – )