User talk:Ralphfan

 Status: I am editing any page I find an error on (by using "Random Page"). No, I'm not online now. Even if I'm not online (like now), feel free to post anything (if it's clean, not racist, etc...) on my User talk page. SAN JOSE SHARKS ROCK!

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Thanks to for visiting.

Hi, I'm ralphfan and I wanna kn0w h0w t0 make things like tables because the help section is wrong, s0 please let me kn0w h0w t0 d0 things like that and change images 0n my userb0x and etc.

How to Make a Table
Step 1: Choose a material you would like to use. Most tables are wooden, but it's up to you.

Step 2: Showing the measurements, create a design using...

Well hi there. It's pretty awesome that you chose me of all users to ask about making a table. Out of curiosity: What made you choose me?

Anyway, here's the coding of my games table:

My Reviews Of Some Games I've Played!
But I recommend you view the source of this page so that you can see the source set out properly.

Yeah, make sure you don't accidentally leave any of my text in your table. Hopefully you can see how to add new rows by viewing this sauce... er, source.

Coincidentally, back in my n00b days I had to ask an experienced User how to make a table.

Can you show me exactly what coding you used which cause this problem? I'll try and spot any errors.

Try this: Go into the source of this page right here in this message below, and copy the coding which comes in between the 2 "nowikis" inside <> marks. (those are to show the coding without activating it)

My Reviews Of Some Games I've Played!
The coding you used was all horizontal... are you sure you actually clicked Edit on this section of this page (my message) and copied it from there? Don't copy it from the actual page.

*faints* Well, on this page right here, you can see that thing on the right of my "How to Make a Table" header, right? The Edit thing. Click on it. Then you're looking at source code.

Hey, why does everyone say my page is awesome? Well.... THANKS!!! I appreciate the compliments. Tell me if you get the table to work.

Dude, you've got barely any exclamation marks. Such modesty *sigh*.

But anyway, thank you VERY much for the credit to me about the table stuff. But now I see that the table runs right through the Userbox tower... >_>. I had that problem ages ago, so I just moved the whole tower to below the table.

Meh, 30 KB is nothing. I only archive every 40 headers of messages, roughly. Otherwise I'd be archiving way too much, as I get many massages... er, messages.

Answer :P
just paste this where you want it:

LOL, coincidence. Yeah, as Tucayo said above, it's not the most reliable feature - sometimes it only shows half of the Users who are online :/

Coising
Oi, thanks for catching that. I censored the word so that it followed our rules. 23:23, 17 January 2009 (EST)

Re: Thanks
Ok, never mind the vote, i also hope Stooby brings back the Fake News PS: Your Userbox is pretty good

Mario3v
Hey Ralphfan have you ever thought of putting a status bar on your user page just asking?

Tu puedes avalar en español si o no?

No, ma io parlare italiano.

Sono desolato.

My spiel on stubs
Why is it articles from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! are huge, and yet we have practically millions of stubs?

Fake News
The Fake News is no longer in my hands. I handed it off to. 01:31, 19 January 2009 (EST)

Um, Yeah...
My sig certainly contains sprites - 2 of them. Why do you ask?

Oh, and you seem to be adding more coding features to your page every minute.

Sprites
I'm looking for Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, and Bowser Jr. sprites for my signature. Let me know if you have or see any of them.

userbox
ur last userbox... I'm workin on a fake fake news even now. check my page for yhe link.

NICE!
nice

the "REAL" fake news
niiiiiice.