User:TheDarkStar



edits and counting! Every 100 edits, I'll make a commemorative userbox and add something massive! , I'm TheDarkStar. I the wiki on. I usually put my quotes here before putting them on BJAODN or. If you need with something, please ask me on my talk page. CURRENT PROJECT: Cleaning up the New Super Luigi U level articles. A quick note: If you see me using red text or blue text in an edit summary, that's for emphasis. Italics don't work there, sadly.

Milestones

Project C.A.R.P. (Cool Acronyms are Required for Proposals)
It has come to my attention that on this wiki are often. Studies have shown that boringness of wiki-related issues causes  of dolphins to pass out and forget to come up for oxygen. Obviously, this environmental issue must be dealt with immediately. Think of the paperwork all of those dead dolphins create! I propose that Project C.A.R.P. be put into immediate use. This emergency action will require all proposals to have cool acronyms for titles. What qualifies as "cool" will be decided by the C.O.O.L. (Crew Of Optimal L-power), led by me, the K.I.N.G. (Kommanding Instigator of Neural Greatness) of C.O.O.L. It is a well-known fact that 50% of our workforce consists of dolphins, so we should really do whatever we can to keep the wiki interesting for them. My hope is for to be a  for many new projects (such as a, a , , the basics) that will greatly improve the moral of the dolphins and the lemurs (which cover another 40% of the workforce).

Proposer: Deadline: A.P.R.I.L. 14, 2019, 23:59 GMT (as in Amazing Pie-Related Innovations by Mr. L)

C.O.W. (CARP On the Wiki)

 * 1) V.O.T.E (Valuable Opportunity To Ehance)
 * 2) Y.E.S. (Yak-Eating Spinach).
 * 3) T.O. (Tall Order)
 * 4) A.R.E.A. (Acronyms Rule in Every Aspect)

Comments
( wasn't a serious proposal, and therefore can't be archived on BJAODN/Proposals, but I kept it, adding alt-text to make it even better! Here ya go!-TheDarkStar)

Stuff I do

 * Split contractions; priority number one
 * Constantly watch the recent changes
 * Fix grammar
 * Revert vandalism, spam, and trolling
 * Rewrite stuff
 * The occasional page move
 * Beat other users to reminders/warnings
 * And I, like everyone else, sometimes decapitalize file extensions.

Friend userbox
I've come up with a new system for this userbox; if you have constructively contributed to my talk page at least five times, feel free to use this userbox. It's at the top of my userbox tower, because of coding issues.

My Wiki Records
I have officially made the largest text on the wiki! I was the first of the active users that joined in 2019 to archive my talk page!

Mario series

 * Jump Beamer: Sentry Beamer (Jump Beamer + Sentry Beam)
 * Ball Beamer: Ball Beamer (Why wouldn't I leave this untouched? It's too good.)
 * Jump Guarder: Sentry Garage (Yeah, it's an Encyclopedia name.)
 * Sentry Beam: Mobile Sentry Beamer
 * Jellyfish: Mega Jammyfish
 * Petapeta: Starbag
 * Tweester (Super Mario Galaxy): Mini Tweester
 * Mini Wanwan: Chomp Pup
 * Banekiti: Spring Ball
 * Torpedo Hasshadai: Torpedo Ted Launch Pad
 * Search Torpedo Hasshadai: Targeting Ted Launch Pad
 * Dragoneel (purple): Dragolamprey
 * Skeletal Fish Guard: Skeletal Fish Guard
 * Octopus: Kaliente
 * Micro Mecha-Bowser: Mecha-Koopa
 * Thorny flower: Needle Plant
 * Giant prickly plant: Mega Needle Plant
 * Burner Heihō: Barbecue Guy
 * Sensuikan Heihō: Submarine Guy
 * Fire Pressure: Flamethrower
 * Fire Pressure (fireball): Fire Shooter
 * Electric Pressure: Electro Blaster

Luigi's Mansion 3

 * Blue ghost: Bluey
 * Lousy Slammer rip-off: Hammer
 * Yellow ghost: IDK I need more info
 * Sneaker clone: Gooper
 * Gold and silver blue ghosts: Gold Bluey and Silver Bluey

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

 * Bakky: Bucky
 * Black Clione: Sea Angel That Is Related To Bucky
 * Bee: BEEEEEE
 * Big Bee: BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * Black Fairy: Dark Fairy
 * Coco Pig: Cocopig
 * Dan Spider: Dancpider
 * Dragon Slot: Dragontube
 * Fire Pig Poppo: Flame Hawg
 * Kiba Pig Poppo: Charging Hawg
 * Sleep Pig Poppo: Nap Hawg
 * Mini Pig Poppo: Mini Hawg
 * Boss Pig Poppo: Blaze Hawg
 * Gōrumondo: Madillo
 * Iguanagon: Iguanagon
 * Jelly Fish: Jellyfish
 * Pea Jelly Fish: Swellyfish
 * Karikari: Annoying Putrid Little Mouse
 * Kamikami: Annoying Poisonous Putrid Little Mouse
 * Kobu Kokko: Cob Cock
 * Mini Elephant Cannon: Mini Tusk
 * Mini Iga: Miniga
 * Mini Panda: Dancey Bear
 * Mini Slump Bird: Drop Roc
 * Needle Poppo: Pufferswitch
 * Ninjape: Ninjape, the World's Most Annoying Gibbon
 * Rolling Frog: Indy Frog
 * Pea Frog: Frog
 * Snow Man: Banana Snowman
 * Snow Mole: Snow Mole
 * Tar Man: WHAT IS THIS AND WHY
 * Tar Fish: WHAT IS THIS AND WHY, Aquatic Edition

For when users just remove and don't add categories
Please also note that simply removing won't suffice; categories should be added, like this:. Thanks! ~

Things liable to annoy me here

 * Edit wars, particularly if a vandal is repeatedly vandalizing the same page over and over.
 * Having my username misspelled as The dark star.
 * Vandals, obviously.
 * Discourteous behavior, especially if it's directed at me.
 * Flaming.

Terminology

 * RV: Reverting vandalism
 * PWWB: Previous wording was better
 * STE: Saved too early
 * PW: Poorly written
 * RC: Removing contractions

TheDarkStar's Theme Song
(to be sung to the tune of Coconut Mall)

TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They're maintenancing various stuff TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They're making minor edits TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They ensure that every talk page here has no raw signatures TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar (In any way let Tent2 come back) TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They're making minor edits TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They absolutely don't want to take over the world Now, if you think of marvelous, the first thing that you see Would not be a star as evil looking as can be But if you just take a look at my contributions you will surely shout "Oh, golly! That great user TheDarkStar is amazing!" But I digress I'm not too bad, I guess Certainly, I will Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They're the most humble in the world TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They don't like real obscure stuff TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar Don't mention Bull's-Eye Bills, you'll make them hurl TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar You can find me on the recent changes TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar "What's obscure?" That's real food for thought. TheDarkStar, TheDarkStar They really don't like having their name misspelled as The dark star Now, if you think of marvelous, the first thing that you see Would not be a star as evil as can be But if you look at my contributions you will surely shout "Oh golly! That great user TheDarkStar is amazing!" But I digress I'm not so bad, I guess I certainly will Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end Make the Bull's-Eye Bill end (switch to the super mario sunshine lose a life theme) Now, before the song ends... THIS IS AN ENGLISH WIKI! (my thoughts on the missile bill's 'iterations'.)

Game reviews
My own reviews of games! Please assume that all NES, SNES, and N64 games here are on Virtual Console, except Super Mario All-Stars. That one got rereleased on Wii. '''PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL THE COMEDY IS HIGHLY EXAGGERATED AND MAY NOT REFLECT MY OPINIONS. IF YOUR MIND MELTS FROM THE SHEER INSANITY OF THESE REVIEWS, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE FULL REVIEWS YET. THEY'LL APPEAR ON A SUBPAGE ONCE I HIT 3000 EDITS.'''

TheDarkStar's Guide to Being an Amazing User
This wiki has thousands of users, but very few regulars (relatively speaking, of course). This guide aims to teach users how to be amazing users in a step-by-step manner and grow the amount of regulars we have on the wiki. Here we go.

What the heck is a user talk page?!
A user talk page is a page in the namespace "User talk", used for discussing things with other users. Everyone has a talk page, except those who haven't had theirs created yet, sorry :(

Wait, how do I get to my talk page?
Your user talk page is easily accessible from the top-right corner of the GUI on the desktop site. For mobile users, tap the menu icon in the top-left corner, then select "My user page" from the menu that pops up. Then tap the discussion tab at the top, and voila. You can also press Alt-Shift-N on your keyboard for easy talk page access.

Hm, that's nice, but what's all this?
The messages on your talk page are organized by a Table of Contents, more well known by its nickname, TOC. Simply clicking or tapping any section in the TOC will take you there.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I got a reminder!
Reminders and warnings are given to users who break the rules. If you received a reminder for forgetting italics, the appropriate course of action would be to acknowledge that you forgot italics and say you're going to try to remember to italicize now.

What's that?
The recent changes is a page where the most recent changes are logged. It's easily accessible in the sidebar on desktop, and can be found in the menu button on mobile. It's pretty easy to use. I personally spend my entire life most of my time on the recent changes just in case any talk page contributions are made.

Step Three: Create your userpage
You already know how to access your userpage (detailed in Step One, subsection two), so it should be easy to create your userpage. Just put anything you want on there except libel of my guide and excessive YouTube videos. Basically just read over Userspace, as that explains everything better than I could ever hope to.

Step Four: Contribute to discussions often
Discussions are easy to contribute to. Just add a relevant comment to a talk page and you're set. Comments not related to improving the article, known as forum talk, should go on the wiki's forum. The Bull's-Eye Bill talk is a shining example of what not to do on a talk page, as a majority of the discussion was just people endlessly repeating their opinions, myself included. It, however, is a great example of the buildup to a talk page proposal, which I will not be covering here.

Step Five: Contribute to mainspace often
It kinda goes without saying, really.

Step Six: Rejoice, for you have become an amazing user
I hope this guide is a wonderful help to whoever reads it.