User:Jolene

Introduction
Hey! I'm Jolene, the promoter of the Glitz Pit as of Macho Grubba's defeat! I joined this Wiki as of Sunday, April 22, 2007, at about 5:08 PM. I'm new here, so I'll have to work to get this page done.

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Prince Mush
This is my brother. He was the first champion of the Glitz Pit, a competition he entered in order to earn enough money for our poor family. He disappeared shortly after becoming champion, which caused me to take a job here to resolve the mystery. It turned out that Macho Grubba was behind it.

Macho Grubba
Grubba was once a Glitz Pit champion, but after Mush. After he retired from being a champion, he took a job as promoter of the Glitz Pit. He turned out to be hiding a terrible secret: he was sucking energy from other fighters in order to power himself up! He was defeated by the Great Gonzales once he had risen to becoming a champion. He was sent to jail, and I was able to take over the job of promoter.

The Great Gonzales
The Great Gonzales was the former-champion of the Glitz Pit. I was working for Grubba when he first joined the Glitz Pit. He was the most unusual one, for whenever something strange was happening, he was behind it. He turned out to be after something called a "Crystal Star", which was the reason he first joined the Glitz Pit Rankings. He fought his way through the ranks of the Glitz Pit and even beat Rawk Hawk! He soon defeated Macho Grubba and retired, returning the belt.

Rawk Hawk
Rawk Hawk is the current champion of the Glitz Pit. While The Great Gonzales was ascending the ranks, Rawk Hawk tried numerous methods to try and disable him; including sending him a poisoned cake and telling the security guard to lock him in an unused locker room on the day of their title match. Eventually, he was defeated by The Great Gonzales.

The Glitz Pit
The Glitz Pit, located in Glitzville, is a popular fighting division. There are two divisions in such a league. There's the Minor Leagues (from rank 19-10) and the Major League (from rank 10-1). Champion is at the very top. The current lineup for the Glitz Pit is as follows:

Champion
Rawk Hawk

Major League
1. The Koopinator (a.k.a. the Razor Blade Brigadier) 2. Chomp Country (2 Red Chomps ) (a.k.a. the Red Ore Fear Orbs) 3. Hamma, Bamma, & Flare (a.k.a. the Big Bad Brute Bros.) 4. Craw-Daddy (1 Dark Craw) (a.k.a. the Dark Gatekeeper) 5. The Fuzz (1 Fuzzy, 1 Green Fuzzy, & 1 Flower Fuzzy ) (a.k.a. the Bottomless Vacuums)

6. The Magikoopa Masters (1 Red Magikoopa, 1 Green Magikoopa, 1 White Magikoopa ) (a.k.a. the Underworld Servants)

7. The Shellshockers (2 Shady Koopas & 1 Shady Paratroopa ) (a.k.a. the Turtles of Hurtle)

8. The Poker Faces (2 Bristles ) (a.k.a. the Ultimate Weapons) 9. The Tiny Spinies (2 Red Spike Tops ) (a.k.a. the Thorny Demons)

10. The Armored Harriers (a.k.a. the Iron Adonis Twins)

Minor League
11. The Bob-omb Squad (4 Bob-ombs ) (a.k.a. the Big Bomb Boomers) 12. The Punk Rocks (3 Hyper Bald Clefts ) (a.k.a. the Green Torture Squad) 13. The Mind-Bogglers (1 Pale Piranha, 1 Dark Puff, & 1 Pider ) (a.k.a. the Gray Entanglers)

14. Wings of Night (4 Swoopers ) (a.k.a. the Sleepy Stealth Scythe)

15. Spike Storm (2 Spinys & 1 Lakitu ) (a.k.a. the Midnight Spike-Bombers) 16. The Dead Bones (3 Dull Bones ) (a.k.a. the Bone-Rattling Rockers) 17. The Pokey Triplets (3 Pokeys ) (a.k.a. the Spiked Terror Triplets)

18. The Destructors (3 Spinias & 2 Spanias ) (a.k.a. the Flying Bullets)

19. The Goomba Bros. (5 Goombas) (a.k.a. the Meteorite Hardheads)

Conclusion
Thanks for stopping by my page! Feel free to leave something on my talk page if you want! See you later...or see you at the Glitz Pit!

Busy as always,

The Glitz Pit Promoter,

Jolene