List of Mario Party 2 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the Nintendo 64 game Mario Party 2. Yoshi and Donkey Kong are not included in the lineup since they lack intelligible speech.

Multiple Characters

 * It's just like the Princess to solve a problem.

Star Space

 * I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser.
 * Now then, gimme 5 Coins! So nice of you! Heh, heh, HEH!
 * Now then, here are 5 Coins! I'm so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!
 * Heyyy! Wait a sec'! That's not right!?! Hey! Don't tell anyone, OK?
 * Now then, gimme (number) Coin(s)! You're so nice! Heh, heh, HEH! (if the player has 5 Coins or less)
 * Ahh-hah-hah! Ho-ho! I tricked you! You sure are gullible! Hah-hah!
 * purple I was hoping to see you! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
 * I stole these cyan for you! It isn't much, but here you go! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)

Baby Bowser Banker

 * Welcome to Bowser Bank. You have been pre-approved for a cyanCoin loan.
 * By the way, principle and interest will come to red. Invest wisely!
 * Hello! Welcome! I'm afraid that your red loan is due!
 * Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your red loan is due!
 * Thank you very much! I hope you'll do business with Bowser Bank again!!!
 * Insufficient funds??? Look...We're a business. We can't just hand out money! Don't let this happen again! (if the player has less than the full amount but at least one coin)
 * Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your red loan is past due!
 * WHAT?!? You haven't ANY Coins? Well, if you can't pay with Coins, then I'll have to take a red (if the player has no coins)
 * Welcome to Bowser Bank! Oh! Bowser!!! I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
 * It isn't much, but here! Take these cyan No! I insist! I insist! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)

Baby Bowser Shopkeeper

 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop! You've come to a great place! We've got plenty of BARGAINS!
 * See! You really need this (Item) (Coins)! So, here you go!

Bowser Coin Beam

 * "Energy charged to 300%! Fire the Bowser Coin Beam NOW!!!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and have at least 1 player in the path)
 * "Direct hit! Direct hit! All Coins are beamed to ME! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Huh!?! No sign of life! Reset the counter! I'll remember this!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and have no player in the path)

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of deep space!!!"
 * "This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!"
 * "I have found you, Space Patrollers (player 1) and (player 2)!!!"
 * "Now you shall yield all of your Coins to ME! Yield to Bowser Regime!"
 * "My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you focus your energy."

Ending cutscene

 * "Who are you seaching for?"
 * "Hmm??? Who might that be?"
 * "So! The Space Patrol wil face me!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! A force field surrounds me! You cannot break it!"
 * "It is impossible! You cannot get behind me!"
 * "Whooooa... my head is spinning!"
 * "I'll remember this!"

Bob-omb

 * %>!+%¯::%??¯X%>:!?:+!!¯:X. (Did you read our message? Enter the ship, earthling!)
 * X%>%>!+%¯+?+>;X>%;+!!+. (Leave this place, earthling.)

Bob-omb Buddy

 * "Thanks to you, the curse Bowser cast has been removed!"
 * "Thank you for saving us! Thank you!"

In board

 * Ooo, hoo, hoo! Shall I steal Coins or Stars from a rival and give them to you?
 * You'll regret that! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo! (Decline)
 * Trouble me not if you have no Coins! Shoo! Shoo! (Not enough coins)
 * Steal from whom? (list of opponents) (Stars and Coins)
 * How'd I do? How'd I do? I stole (number) Coin(s)!!! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!!!
 * That was frightening! I could get only (number) Coins! How discouraging!
 * ...I got caught... I could only get (number) Coins. ...Sorry!

Ending cutscene

 * ''"BOO! I'm a ghost!"'

Bowser

 * "Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well, (player)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!!"
 * "I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"
 * "Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"
 * "It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!"
 * "Let the event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!!"
 * "Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!" (if the player don't have enough coins)
 * "It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"
 * "Let the event begin! That'll be (number) Coins apiece!"
 * "Ahhh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "Ahhh! That was fun! I'll overlook the fact that you didn't have 'em all! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "It's Bowser's Appearing Act! I shall magically appear on the Map! This is a huge, historical event!" (same as Bowser Bomb)
 * "Oh! I'm so excited! I've even got butterflies! Uh-oh! Ummm...Excuse me!"
 * "It's Bowser's Chance Time!!! In this very lucky event, you get to play the ! Space Mini-Game!"
 * "You're so LUCKY! OK! Let the event begin!"
 * "Welcome to Chance Time! Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this LUCKY game! Good luck! Wah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Are you ready? Chance Time... START!!!"
 * "Oh-ho! The results are in! Why, (player) must give (number) Coins to ME!!"
 * "Well, see ya!!! Thanks for joining us for Chance Time! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "It's Bowser's Multiplying Toads!!! In this novel event, I shall increase the number of Toads!"
 * "It's amazing! The number of Toads shall increase from one to two!!! Here goes my amazing trick!"
 * "There! Your chance are doubled! There are now two! Incredible!"
 * "But I don't know if both of them are real or not...Hah, hah! Well, see ya!!!"
 * "Let me ask you this: Is it enough to keep battling for Stars, day after day!?!" (Bowser Revolution)
 * "Only equality can end this battle! Therefore... I shall divide your Coins equally!"
 * "This is Bowser Revolution!!! For many years I have dreamed of absolute equality!!!"
 * "For equality! Bowser Revolution!!!"
 * "The Bowser Revolution has ended! Thank you for joining me! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I've been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!"
 * ''"Now you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * ''"I've got you, (player)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * ''"If you value your life, you'll give me ALL your Coins!!!"
 * "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves!"

Ending cutscene

 * "What are you doin'!?!"
 * "LIAR!!!"
 * "Huh??? Who's that? Over there???"
 * "So you've come for me, (player)!?! I'll show you!!"
 * "WAH, HAH, HAH!!! What's wrong? Your best moves is not working?"
 * "Why don't you try spinning me by the tail?"
 * "TRANSFORMATION! METAL BOWSER!!!"
 * ''"Metal Bowser has the weight of 10 Bowsers!!! I cannot be thrown! WAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * "Try as your might! You'll never do it!"
 * "WWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx and I love riddles!"
 * "If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!"
 * "I discovered a (player)! Wah, hah! Riddle time!"
 * "Here's your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast?"
 * "Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!"
 * "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits."

Ending cutscene

 * "But can you answer MY riddle!?!"
 * "If you value your life, you shall answer my riddle!"
 * "It's a shadow riddle! What's this???"
 * "Fool! I shall curse you!"
 * "Hmm?!? Who goes there!?!"
 * "I knew you'd come to try to solve my riddle!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! You say it is me???"
 * "Dang! You're right!"
 * ''"My 2000-year-old curse!?! Curses!

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!"
 * "Us ourlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (player)!!"
 * "If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!"
 * "My rootin' tootin' days are gone... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Lissen here, banker! Yer goin' in thar go git me more Coins!!"
 * "Huh!?! Who's over thar!?!"
 * "Are you meanin' to interfere!?! It'll cost ya if ya do!"
 * "Draw!!!"
 * "Augh! Ya corked me!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the pirate of all pirates, Cap'n Bowser!!!"
 * "Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It"ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I've got ye, Captain (player)!!!"
 * "Arrgh! Be the good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye'll meet the tip o' me sword!"
 * "My vovage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Arrgh! Stop right there!"
 * "Ye wouldn't be a-thinkin' of stealin' me treasure, now would ya, matey?"
 * "Arrgh! That's better, me matey! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * "Arrgh!?! Who goes there!?!"
 * "So ye've come, Captain (player)!?! Ye'll never gets me plunder!!!"
 * "Arrgh! Impertinent fool!"
 * "Ouch! That's smarts!"

Goomba

 * Ten-hut! It's time for a Battle Mini-Game!
 * Let's get started! The entrance fee this time is (number) Coins per player!
 * Who's going to win these (number) Coins that I've collected?
 * Let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!
 * Hey! Hey! HEY!!! Somehow I didn't get enough Coins... Well, anyway...
 * As I was saying, let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!
 * It's time for a Duel Mini-Game! Are you ready? Let the duel begin!
 * Pick your enemy!
 * Choose the number of Coins you will duel for. Pay for (number) Coin(s).
 * (player) is the victor!!!
 * (number) Coin(s) go to (player)!!! Excellent dueling!
 * A draw!?! Well, that's boring! I'll give these (number) Coin(s) back. That's no fun...

Item Shop

 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you already have an Item! You can't buy another one! Use your Item, then come back.
 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you don't have enough money. Come back after saving up a bit!
 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop. What would you like to do?
 * Which Item would you like? (list of items) (Buy an item)
 * Nothing? Well, please come again. Have a nice day! (Nothing)
 * Honestly, I'd have to say (player)! That's clear!

Koopa Bank

 * This is Koopa Bank. Please deposit 5 Coins into our savings account.
 * Thank you very much. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coins in its reserves.
 * This is Koopa Bank. I'd ask you to make a deposit, but you have no Coins to deposit! Please come again. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coin(s) in its reserves.
 * As a Special Bonus, you get all the Coins currently in our reserves! ...Unfortunately, we don't have a single Coin! That's too bad!
 * As a Special Bonus for stopping at the bank, you get all (number) Coin(s) in our reserves!
 * Congratulations! I hope you will continue to do business with Koopa Bank!

Interrupting Toad

 * Trouble just rolled into town!! Bowser the Brash is robbin' the First Mushroom Bank!!
 * The hour has come! Bowser has changed his location! Now is the time for the final blow!

Ending cutscenes

 * "Yo, ho, ho and a cave full of treasure!"
 * ''"Uh...Uh... I was just lookin', Cap'n. I didn't take any!
 * "Why, it's Captain (character's name)!!!"
 * "Fine then, bully! You can have the treasure. Uh...Arghh!"
 * "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but this is all the Coins we got!"
 * "Thank goodness it's you, Deputy (character's name)!"
 * "Oh, my! What to do? This is lookin' dangerous!"
 * "Th-Thank you! You saved me! I owe you my life!"
 * "Begin evacuation!!!"
 * "Oooff! H-hey! Where did everyone go?"
 * "Buh-Buh-Bowser!!!"
 * "No, please... Let me go!"
 * "It is none other than... (character's name) of the Space Patrol!"
 * "Thank you! Your bravery has again brought peace to deep space!"
 * "Hmmm...Clearly this statue holds the answers to the riddles of the artifacts!"
 * "Uh...I know! A cow... ?"
 * "You did it! The riddle of the artifacts has been solved!"
 * "You came! (Character's name)!"
 * "Ohh! It looks like ghost could appear at any moment..."
 * "Oh! Thank you... AHHH! Bowser!!!"
 * "Rrrribbit!"
 * "Rrrribbit! (It's you,) Rrrrrribbit! ((Character's name)!)"
 * "Retreat! Retreat!"
 * "Oh! Thank you so much! You saved me!"
 * "...He's already gone... We just missed him!"
 * "Luh-looking for a bathroom!"
 * "Please don't hurt me!"
 * "Just in time! (Character's name)!"
 * "You did it! You won!"

Luigi

 * "Yah-ha, I'm the best!"
 * "Yeehoo!"

Magikoopa

 * Welcome to Mystery Mansion. With our Darkness Lamp, you can turn day into night!
 * Excellent! Let me prepare... Now, are you ready? (Light Lamp)
 * Oh, really? Perhaps another time. I'll be waiting. (Decline)

Mario

 * Ho-ho!
 * Oh no!
 * Yipee! Ha, ha, ha!
 * HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!
 * He, he! I've got it!

Voice

 * Start!
 * Ready? Go!
 * Finish!
 * Goal!
 * New record!
 * Miss!
 * Draw!
 * Chance Time!
 * Chance Time? (Bowser's Chance Time)
 * Got item!
 * Got item? (Bowser Bomb)

Text

 * At the end of this turn the dreaded pirate, Cap'n Bowser, shall appear. Much to your dismay...
 * Bowser the Brash will show ugly face when this here turn ends. Regrettable, ain't it?
 * When this turn culminates, Black Hole Bowser shall appear! Much to your dismay...
 * At the end of this turn, the Bowser Sphirix shall appear. Much to your misfortune...
 * At the end of this turn, the wizard, Bowser, shall appear, much to your dismay...
 * At the end of this turn, Bowser, King of the Koopas, shall appear. Much to your chagrin...
 * At the end of this turn, Bowser shall appear on the Adventure Board! Beware! (Bowser's Appearing Act)
 * ...Bowser ran! (if the wheel lands on the yellow text)
 * You can't use the Bowser Bomb here. (if the player tries to use the Bowser Bomb)

Mr. I

 * I am Mr. I. I can use my magic to warp you to a distant space!
 * Are you ready for my magic? Hocus pocus! (Warp)
 * Ahhh, hmm... ...Disappointing! (Decline)
 * Oh! You do not have enough Coins! Come again when you do.

Peach

 * Yeah!
 * Oh no!
 * Yeah! Peach's got it!
 * Aaaaaaaaah!
 * I have a name we can all agree on!
 * The name of this world shall be... [Peach Land!]

Piranha Plant

 * Whoa-ho! You've got so many Mini-Games! This one's fun, too, so here! This is Dungeon Dash!
 * It's a 2 vs. 2 Mini-Game. Check it out!
 * Way to go! Keep right on playing! There's more to come!
 * Whoa-ho-ho! Look at all these Mini-Games! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!
 * I'm impressed! Here! Take this! It's Rainbow Run!
 * It's a 1 vs. 3 Mini-Game. Give it a try!
 * OH MY GOODNESS! Look at all these Mini-Games! Wow! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!
 * I'm so happy... Here! Take these! This is Dungeon Dash!
 * And this one is Rainbow Run!
 * WOW!!! I've never seen so many Mini-Games!
 * WOW! You're amazing! It blows me away!
 * I'm going back to the forest, but keep on playing!
 * Well, see ya!
 * Bye-bye!

Shy Guy

 * Hmm, hmm, hmm! Let us cast a Slow Course on someone.
 * Whom shall you course? (Cast Course)
 * (player) has been cursed, and can only move 1 to 3 spaces on the next turn!
 * Casting the Slow Curse costs 5 Coins. Come back after saving up!

Snifit

 * I'm the Snifit Patrol. For 5 Coins, I'll set up a speed trap. Interested?
 * Understood. I'll get right to work on that speed trap! (Set Trap)
 * Don't you worry. I'll catch those speeders red-handed!
 * Oh, really? Well, I've got some paperwork to do, so please excuse me. (No Thanks)
 * Eh? You don't have 5 Coins? Umm... I just remembered, I... need to investigate something.

Sushi

 * Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's up? What's up? What's the rush???!! If you're so rushed, hop on my back for a ride! ...For 5 Coins. OK! Hop on! Hop on! Hop on and hang on!

Thwomp

 * Welcome! Welcome! For the minimum (number)-Coin toll, you may pass through here.
 * How much will you pay? Choose the amount with your . (Pass)
 * Thank you! Thank you! OK, move along!
 * You won't pass? OK. Bye. (Don't Pass)

Voice

 * Okay!
 * Yo!

In board

 * Hello! Greetings! And welcome to Mario Land!!!
 * Now then, please choose your destination.
 * Well then, we're off to (board) Land!!!
 * What are you trying to say? Are you calling me a fake? I'm the real Toad!
 * You finally made it! Would you like to trade your Coins for a Star?
 * OK then! Here's your Star! (Yes)
 * OK, here's your Shining Star! (Yes, Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
 * Come visit me again! Goodbye! (No)
 * Oh! Too bad! You don't have enough Coins. Come back after saving up 20 Coins.
 * Let me show you where to find the next Star.
 * The next Star is here. Give 20 Coins to Toad to get the Star.
 * By the way, Baby Bowser has moved over here. He's after your Coins, so avoid him if you can.
 * The Star is now over here. Trade Toad 20 Coins to get the Star.
 * Wait a second!!! There's a Toad over there, too!?! Which is the real one???
 * Hey! Pretty lucky! You got 2 of the same number! You win 10 coins!

Last Five Turns Event

 * We have reached the last 5 turns! Let's look at the standings! (player) is first! (player) is second. (player) is third. And (player) is in last place. But who shall be victorious and become the Super Star??? With that, it's time for everyone's favorite show: Predict the Super Star! And making the prediction this time is this individual! Come join us on stage!
 * Our predicted winner, (player), shall receive a 10-Coin present from (character)!
 * And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the end of the game, all Blue and all Red spaces shall be doubled to 6 Coins!!! And if two players land on the same space, a Duel Mini-Game will begin! This is a huge chance! Be sure to make the most of this opportunity! This is your final chance! Aim for Super Stardom and give it all you've got!!!

Results

 * The final turn has ended. So, who is the Super Star??? It's time to hear the final results! First, we'll count everyone's Stars! Here are the Stars you've all earned!
 * Now that we've seen your Stars, we'll count your Coins! You've collected... ...this many Coins!
 * Now, I'll award the Bonus Stars! The following players shall receive 1 Star for excellent performance!
 * First, is the Mini-Game Star Star! This award goes to the player who collected the most Coins in Mini-Games.
 * Next is the Coin Star Award. This award goes to the player who collected the most Coins in board game play.
 * Next is the Happening Star Award. This award goes to the player who landed on the most ? Spaces.
 * The Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star award goes to... (player)!
 * It's a tie! Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star awards go to both (player) and (player)!
 * And that finally brings us to the Super Star! Now for the official announcement! The Super Star is... (Gets interrupted by Red Koopa)
 * This is incredible! Two/Three players have the exact number of Coins and Stars! They are (player's names)!
 * This is a rare sight indeed, folks! All four players have the exact number of Coins and Stars!
 * In a tie, victory is determined by the Dice Block! The highest number wins! OK! Hit your blocks!
 * And the winner is... (player)!

Ending cutscene

 * "Thank you, (player)! You are the Super Star of Pirate Land!!!"
 * "Ya did real good, (player)! Yer the real Super Star of Western Land!!!"
 * "Well done, (player)! You are the true Super Star of Space Land!!!"
 * "Great work, (player)! You are the Super Star of Mystery Land/Horror Land!!!"
 * "You mustn't give up, (player)!!!"
 * "We're behind you! Take this Star!!!"
 * "Way to go, (player)! You are the true Super Star!!!"

Wario

 * Ah. hah. hah, hah!
 * So ein mist!
 * WAAAAAAAH!
 * Wario, I gotta win!

Whomp

 * Would you like to take this path I'm blocking?
 * Fine, then. I'll move. (Take It)
 * OK. Then, buh-bye! (Decline)
 * If you don't have 5 Coins, you may not pass!

Bowser Bomb

 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I'm the legendary wizard, Bowser!"
 * "Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (player)!"
 * "Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins or I'll test my magic on you!"
 * "My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Are you OK?"
 * "MY magic is the best magic! Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
 * "Huh??? Who goes there?"
 * "MY magic is the best magic! Hocus pocus!"
 * "Uh-oh! Then I'll get you with... Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
 * "GULP!"
 * "Rrribbit! (I'll remember this!)"

Woody

 * Welcome to Mini-Game Land! This Mini-Game Theme Park sits nestled in a colorful forest! Once you buy some Mini-Games with the Coins you've collected, you can play those Mini-Games here as often as you like. Choose the place you'd like to visit and press the Button.
 * I'm Woody! You can buy Mini-Games from me...
 * I'm sorry, but I don't have any Mini-Games right now. Come back after you find some.
 * That's Mini-Game Park. You can play Mini-Games there!
 * That's Mini-Game Park. You can't play Mini-Games there just yet.
 * You can't enter until you buy some Mini-Games!
 * That's the Coin Box. Your coins are kept in there.
 * You have (number) coins in the Coin Box right now.
 * Oh my! It's empty! 0 Coins... Go to other lands to collect more Coins!
 * This is the Records Bottle. It contains Mini-Game records.
 * That's Mini-Game Stadium. Go there to do battle.
 * That's Mini-Game Coaster. It's a 1-player adventure ride!