X-Naut

X-Nauts are aliens that work for Grodus and Lord Crump of the X-Naut Legion and they all appear in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. These guys are short and individually weak, but rush to defend their threatened leader, often Lord Crump.

In recent years X-Nauts have been featured in two sci-fi TV shows: "Starship X-Naut" and (presumably) "The Grodus Chronicles." There have been many seasons of Starship X-Naut, and the show is a favorite of geeks such as Francis. Apparently, he favors people who would dump somebody over a conversation about the propulsion system of the spaceship.

Varieties of X-Nauts (I.E. Sub-Species)

 * X-Naut Troopers are the lesser X-Nauts, also the weakest. These types of X-Nauts are field troops and the lowest of Grodus' underlings. When led by high-ranking commanders, such as Lord Crump, they can use more attacks.
 * Elite X-Nauts
 * X-Naut PhDs

Notable X-Nauts

 * Grodus - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Lord Crump - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Johnson - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Regular X-Naut Stats

 * HP: 4
 * Attack: 3
 * Defense: 0
 * Locations: X-Naut Fortress, The Great Tree
 * Tattle Number: 107
 * Tattle Log: A foot soldier that uses potions and attacks by ramming. This X-Naut is the lowest of Grodus's underlings.
 * Tattle: That's an X-Naut. Says here it's classified as an `enemy combatant'. This description stinks... You think it means they're just low-level foot soldiers? Max HP is 4, Attack is 3 and Defense is 0. They drink these potions that make them all big and burly and they attack! One's easy, but if there's two or more, better watch out! Use special moves and items!
 * Items: Dizzy Dial, Stopwatch

X-Naut Platoon Stats

 * HP: 10
 * Attack: 5 (Decreases as HP is lost)
 * Defense: 0
 * Location: Keelhaul Key
 * Tattle: That's an X-Naut platoon. Crump commands them all. Where'd they come from? Their Max HP depends on their condition, but Attack is 5 and Defense is 0. They're gonna come at us with coordinated group maneuvers, I'm sure. ...But they're pretty wimpy, so we should be able to handle it, don'tcha think?