List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 * "PEACH!"
 * "So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
 * "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
 * "Crud!"
 * "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
 * "Outta the way!"
 * "Shut up! I'll burn you too, Blabby!"

Broque Madame

 * "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

 * "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
 * "Your tongue...bite upon it!"
 * "Look upon zis!"

Dark Bowser

 * "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
 * "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
 * "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

 * "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
 * "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
 * "A WINNER IS YOU!"
 * "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
 * "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
 * "You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet."
 * "Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever!"
 * "I have... DARKNESS!"
 * "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
 * "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * "Bowser keeps apearing like an ugly rabbit from the hat of a magician who stinks!"

Kamek

 * "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
 * "That oughta fix you up."

Mario

 * "LUIGI!"

Midbus

 * "MUH! MUH! MUH!"
 * "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
 * "I HAVE NO TASTE!"
 * "You are famous, Red and Green."
 * "This castle now belongs to Fawful."
 * "You go no farther than how far you are!"
 * "You amuse me. I have fought Bowser. You are much smaller."
 * "You speak rudely. And I permit it just this once..."
 * "Soon Dark Star awakes. And soon means later"
 * "Try to interfere with it, and taste my wrath!"
 * "He is of trash. And you are. You, Trash. I call you trash."
 * "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
 * "Go! Super Ultra Great Mega Trashy Monster Junker Bot!"
 * "What?! Nothing?!"
 * "Move. MOVE! Stupid junk!"
 * "Oh. Well good. Now You work."
 * "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"
 * "Trash these trashmen!"

Princess Peach

 * "Yes... We've sent word to the Star Sprites for help, but...We've gotten no response."
 * "Both of you... Calm down."
 * "Oh dear! A mushroom?"
 * "You mean to tell me that a mushroom causes the blorbs?"
 * "What are you doing here?!"
 * "We're in an important meeting! The kingdom's on danger!"

Starlow

 * "PARTON ME!"
 * "Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow!"
 * "Peach sent word of trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom..."
 * "So, as a representive of the Star Sprites, Here I am!"
 * "Hello Yello!"
 * "Oh... Uh... Well..."
 * "Well, I did some reseach on similar afflictions, but..."
 * "The blorbs is in a class of its own. It seems to be incurable..."
 * "If we could just find a cause, we'd have a place to start..."
 * "Psst... Who is that over there?"
 * "Dr. Toadley?"
 * "Hmm..."
 * "Look, I'm really sorry, OK?"
 * " There are somethings even a Star Sprite can't do!"
 * "I guess we just give up, huh?"
 * "Well... Whoever he is he's our only lead."
 * "So it's decided! Let's go find him!"
 * "Don't be ridiculous! You have no right to be here! Get Out!"
 * "Yello Good-bye!"
 * "THEY'RE COMING BACK!" (Before the fight with Kretin'' begins)
 * " That's a great atittude!"
 * "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
 * "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"
 * "Nothing But trash..."
 * "What ARE you?! Do you have a KO wish?"
 * "Well, bring it on, then! C'mon, give it your best shot!"

Toadbert

 * "Yeah, what's wrong with you, Toadsworth?!"
 * "Ther IS someone we can count on, by boogity!"
 * "So uh... What's up? They're not here yet?"
 * "The bros..."
 * "Now then, going on what little information we've unearthed..."
 * "The cause MAY be a mushroom sold by a local merchant."
 * "Well, yeah, we interviewed all the blorbed Toads we could..."
 * "And they all said they'd bought Blorb Mushrooms."
 * "Well, according to one witness, it was a fellow in a cape..."
 * "All signs point to be to the suspect not being from ths kingdom."

Toadsworth

 * "Oh! How absolutely wretched..."
 * "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the [Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]!"
 * "Princess! We still await..."
 * "Ah, Glorious! I daresay our Star Sprite has arrived!"
 * "Princess... This thing is...what?"
 * "Mercy! Such pep! Such verve! Such unswerving confidence!"
 * "So you'll be able to simply cure the blorbs, then! Correct?"
 * "Hrm... If this is even beyond the power of a Star Sprite..."
 * "Blast... Doctors are stumped... The Star Sprite is helpless..."
 * "To whom we might turn?"
 * "Hmph! How insolent!"
 * "Oh! Quite right!"
 * "Hope endures!"
 * "Ah! Master Mario! And Master Luigi!"
 * "We've awaited your arrival! Let us resume the meeting."
 * "Blorb Mushrooms?"
 * "Perplexing... Not a local variety, of that I'm quite sure"
 * "What sort of rapscallion would sell such a thing?"
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Your hour is at hand!"
 * "Go forth and stomp this fellow as if he were Bowser!"
 * "That... Erm... That's... Well..."
 * "Master Mario!"
 * "Your first battle in some time!"
 * "Shall I refresh yo on attacks?"
 * "Ah! But of course not! As if Toadsworth could teach YOU about battling!"
 * "I must mention one vital bit. When you attack with a jump..."
 * "You can stomp your foe twice..."
 * "Shall I explain that?"
 * "Ah, That is our Mario! So very wise!"
 * ''"Perform jumps as you just did now to land a second time!
 * ''"You must time that second button well! Remember this!