User:Toadbert101

You have a fake New Messages box on the top of you're page. (Ain't it pur-ty?).

It's Toadbert! The little fart who never edits!

Howdy. I like Bionicles and...stuff. I'm also known as Legodude760 on other wikis and on lego.com.

READ MY COMIC! :O Clickey. =Toadbert's Game Corner! :D=

Super Smash Bros Melee
Ahh, classic. I like this game. I've even made little mini-games to play, which shall be explained. Ah, does that sound weird? Oh well, lets start:

Start Screen
...  Start?

Classic
Stupid mini Sections, lol. Ah, classic. Not very classic, but its close enough to the N64 adventure mode. A metal battle, some giant, an enemy team and a bunch of Polygons Wire-Frames. Not very hard, unless the setting is on "Hard". The battles are simple, kill the other guy. Metal battles can be stubborn though. Just pause, scream, throw your controller at the wall, w/e you need to do. Just keep fighting! KILL THE METAL IDIOT :O

Adventure
Ah, this is a pain when quickly doing this just so youve done it with all the characters. Just set it to Very Easy, and dont fforget its there, and start thinking youre awesome and pwn at SMash Bros. (Almost did that myself, lol). Fight fight fight. Not much to it. FIGHT.

All-Star
This ones more tricky. If you continue, you end up paying... No one likes that, well, except the hidden guy who gets all you trophy coins. I reccomend just grabbing a heart when you have 100%, and I usually get 100% just as I start the 3 person battles, somewhere in a 3 person battle, and using my last one for the Game & Watch battle. FOr that battle, btw, dont jump on the platforms. Just stay where you are, and keep smashing those 2D critters.

Event Match
Get ready for some dumpload advice column...
 * 1, Trouble King - Oh, will this fued ever end? This shouldn't be too hard.
 * 2, Lord of the Jungle - Yay, youre huge? And you opponents a mouse! True, but he can he hard to hit. Try to Up+A smash him a lot when hes on a platform above you.
 * 3, Bomb-Fest - This can be annoying, Electrode, Banzai Bills, Link and Samus' bombs, Bob ombs... Well, I just grab a bob-omb, jump above the and hurl it below. After a few blasts, they'll be gone. Try not to attack directly, they sometimes cause big damage... or does that only happen to me?
 * 4, Dino-wrangling - Ok, this is just a joke. If youre lucky like me, the Yoshi will almost always eat you and run off the edge, or just run off the egde. I remember, both those happened to me. My best time for this match is 00:40:85. If youre not lucky like me, I dont have much advice for this one...
 * 5, Spare Change - Just whip C.F. Keep hitting him, and grab the coins. Dont give him a chance to attack, you may end up losing a lot of coins. If you can, KO him. A good coin earner.
 * 6 Kirbys on Parade - Keep smashing them with smash moves. Poof. o:
 * To be cont.

SMB3
Well, Im bored, so... here's another section. I'll talk about the SMB3 levels here. If I like doing this, maybe I'll do more games. Anyways...here we go... ...uhh, I said, "here we go"!...ARG, START THE STUPID THING ARLEADY!
 * World 1 - Well, it's bland, but fun. Now much levels however. ;-;
 * 1-1 - Ahh, our first Goomba, Koopa, Paragoomba, Pirahna Plant... well, not exactly challenging, but, what do you excpect on the first level?
 * 1-2 - Holy, it's the Hilly Goomba mother lode. Infinite Goombas? :O Ha. Got a star, suckers. No other freaking enemies though. :O Except maybe a plant or two...
 * 1-3 - Ohh, bunch o' coins. Yayz. And why is a Boomerand Bro here? SHouldn't we save that for World 2? Ah, what the heck. Also, if you're wondering when I'll get a game over, I lol at you. I'm on a GameGenie with an infinite lives code on! Muahaha. >:D
 * Mushroom House - Oh look, I got a mushroom. D:
 * 1-4 - It's monday night folks, time for Headlines. :O w00t, Jay Leno. Well, here it is: your first level that no one plays because they can just skip it. So play the level, don't make it feel left out! ;-;
 * Spade Panel - Hey! For once a got something! ...A mushroom. ;-;
 * Fortress - Oh teh noez, Boom-boom. (Lame name. XD) Dangit, why couldn't the Fire flower ? Box be second, not first? D: Btw, why does fire Mario seem to be glowing? =\
 * 1-5 - Down the ice tunnel we go! :O Have you ever noticed, SMB3 NES Buzzy Bettles have the same sprites as the SMB1 NES. JUst recolored. Lazy nintendo dudes...
 * 1-6 - Hammer Bros keeps running from me, >_<. This is just one of those levels that defies phyics, I mean, where are the cables that hold the platforms going to? And how can a block of wood ride along a line? A LINE?
 * Hammer Bro - Finally, quite easy, but I try to get the power up in one of the blocks first. =P Dang, those stars need longer effects...
 * Mushroom House 2 - C'mon, something better...&*%#&*%! Mushroom again!!
 * Castle - Holy crap, Scruffy The king has fleas! Those fiends! Eek! Cannons! Agh! It's RAP! He stole a wand! Or...it's the same koopaling...I think. 0.o Oh thanks heavens, he's back to his old self again.
 * World 2 - Not bad, but the musics weird. 0.o
 * 2-1 - WTW? The instuctions say the metal bar thingies are remains of an old Toad civilization. 0.o
 * Spade Panel - Well, another Flower/Star/Mushroom organism again...
 * 2-2 - Too easy. But those rows of bricks sucked.
 * Fortress - Oh, hey. It's Boom-boom again. What a nice surprise. Now die. Argh, that butt- munch just leaped over me. ;-;
 * 2-3 - Arg, stupid fire cahin things. Have you ever notcied they jump through the ground sometimes? =O
 * Msuhroom House - Whoops, forgot about it. Lulz. Whee, I got a Fire Flower.
 * Quicksand - WTW? The suns trying to kill me. ;-; Shake 'im off, shake 'im off...
 * Mushroom House - C'mon, something good...^*&#%*&@%^&%#@ MUSHROOM!!! D=<
 * 2-4 - Well, I'm gonne fly through that gap in the roof... 0.o. How is that "floor" stanmding up there anyways? NO! NOOO! NOOOO!!! STUPID KOOPAS! NOW I CANT FLY!
 * Hammer Bro - -What will I win? Nobody knows...- HAMMER.
 * 2-5 - GAH! Chain chomp! TIME FOR MY STAR POWER. DANG, whys Agh!
 * Hammer Bro - He walked right over to me as I lost that level! DIE! >=D NUU. GAH! WHY DO I SUCK ALL OF A SUDDEN??? Man its a good thing I have unlimited lives. >_<
 * 2-5 - There we go. YAYZ. I won.
 * Spade Panel - A spiky noggin Mushroom. :O
 * Pyramind - Dun dun duun. OH TEH NOEZ! GIAN SHERICAL BOULDER COMING RIGHT FOR ME. CALL INDIANA JONES.
 * Mushroom House - *smashes boulder* Ooh, froggy. :3
 * Hammer Bro - AGH! CRAP! *down down down, the flames rose higher, in the burning rind of fire...* Don't think Im gonna use the whistle though... ;)
 * Castle - NO! The castle has Crown Fleas! Wiat, that's ol' kingy. *heh heh*. Hey! A blue air-ship? :O Oh thank heavens, he's back to his old self again. (Again...)
 * World 3 - Hammer Bros in the Water is near-impossible, and the musics a little messed up again. =P
 * 3-1 - Looks like it's time for ol' Froggy! Nah, dun sound right... IT NINJI FROGGY TIME! =O

Sprites
Well,I orinally wanted to do Mr.L,but SOMEONE beat to it,so I used a Luigi,with green overalls and a blue shirt. Like the classic Luigi. While they're similar to Super Luigi Sunshines, no ones complained yet. ;) http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/9/10/14/f_TB101Spritem_f327cd4.png

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