List of Bowser quotes

This is a list of quotes by Bowser.

General

 * "Bwah hah hah!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha!"
 * "Bwahaha!"
 * "Gwah ha ha ha!"

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

 * "Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!"
 * "What a joke! Put some muscle into it!"
 * "What was that sound?"
 * "N...n...NO!!!"
 * "It's a chain reaction!!"
 * "Eyaaaaa!"
 * "This should FINISH you!"
 * "Mwa ha! Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya? You're always in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!"
 * "Fungah! Foiled again!"
 * "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
 * "I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
 * "All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
 * "I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later..."
 * "Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?" (about his Chomp)
 * "You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of Booster. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!"
 * "I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
 * "No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME It just wouldn't be right!"
 * "Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!"
 * "Hey, sounds good to me! Let's just forget about these Star things!"
 * "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
 * "Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
 * "Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
 * "I oughta rip your stuffing out!"
 * "I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!"
 * "Like the moon over The day, my genius and brawn Are lost on these fools."
 * "And I'll take care of myself!" (When the rest of the team says "One for all and all for one!")
 * "Just hand it over and get OUTTA MY CASTLE!"

Super Mario 64 / Super Mario 64 DS

 * "Gwa ha haaaaa!"
 * "Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!"
 * "Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here..."
 * "Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!"
 * "Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
 * "Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!"
 * "Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!"
 * "Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!"
 * "Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!"
 * "Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars!"
 * "There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world..."

Super Mario 64 only

 * "A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!"
 * "To open the door that leads to the "endless" stairs, you need 70 Stars. Bwa ha ha!"
 * "What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing!"
 * "Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!"

Super Mario 64 DS only

 * "A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!"
 * "In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 Stars."
 * "Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!"
 * "But it's not over yet... Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!"
 * "Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?!"
 * "I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!"

Super Mario Sunshine

 * "Bwaaaa ha ha! The water's great, eh, Jr.?"
 * "Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!"
 * "Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach..."
 * "That's my boy! Well put, son!"
 * "The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!"
 * "But for now...let's just rest awhile."

Super Mario Galaxy

 * "Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This festival's over!"
 * "BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!"
 * "WHAT?! HOW... Foolish Mario... My plan is too far along now! Do you really think you can stop me?! Bwahahaha!"
 * "WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!"
 * "BWAHAHAHA! Not bad! I guess I chose the right guy to be my archenemy. At least you always put up a fight. But it's too late for you because my master plan is almost complete. Tough luck, Mario!"
 * "Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!"
 * "NOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening..."

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 * "You're too late, Mario! The power of the stars is already MINE! And look what else I got... GWAHAHAAH!"
 * "I'm HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?"
 * "Maybe I'll have Peach bake ME something for once... I sure could go for a galaxy-sized slice of cake right now!"
 * "I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe! Have fun with your stupid mushrooms!"
 * "Bwahahaha! You showed up! Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!"
 * "RAWWRRG... Now I know why you're my archnemesis. You're so annoyingly hard to squish! Good thing I win anyway! HAH! While we've been playing, my master plan has moved on to the nest phase. Tough luck, Mario/Luigi!"
 * "WHAA--?! IT'S YOU?! Well, I'd expect as much from my archnemesis. Your time is up, Mario! Now it's smooshin' time... And time for my huge fist to meet your puny face!"
 * "WHAT?! HOW... Whatever... My master plan is too far along now, Mario/Luigi! You can't stop me! GWAHAHAAH!"
 * "GAH! Give it up already! Why won't you stop trying to mess up my awesome master plan?! I'm building my new galactic empire right here! And you can't stop me! Why don't you just run off and find some green pipe to hide in?! Can't you see that I'm busy here?! I don't have time to chat, so let's cut this short... Shorty!"
 * "Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! The end of YOU!"
 * "Raawwwrrgh! My powers... gone... My empire... shrinking... My huge cake... never got a slice..."

Super Mario Odyssey

 * "This is the end... for you!" (Bowser's first words before defeating Mario)
 * "Time for my wedding with Peach!"
 * "Jealous, Mario?!"
 * "Mario! I don't have time for you."
 * "I'm busy planning my wedding! Don't you know how stressful that is?!"
 * "Fire!"
 * "See what you're up against, Mario?" (After knocking Mario and wrecking the Odyssey)
 * "Let's see you survive this, plumber boy!" (Bowser commands the Ruined Dragon to attack Mario, Cappy, and the Odyssey)
 * "You're too late!"
 * "We're off to our wedding ceremony on the moon!"
 * "Gwahahaha!"
 * "Gwahahaha! Crashing the wedding, Mario? That's tacky, even for you!"
 * "Also, your outfit isn't halfway fancy enough for the occasion! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "And hey, what's with the history costume? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "Also, what's with the sporty look? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "Also, that outfit looks familiar, but I can't place it... Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "And are you trying to scare me with that... totally scary costume? Well, it didn't work, all right?! And y-you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "Also, I gotta say, great outfit! Very classy! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "Also, you look amazing! Love the outfit! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "Huh? Where'd you go? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!"
 * "So now it's time for you to make like a bouquet and get thrown out!"
 * "Get ready, Mario!"
 * "Here's your happily ever after!" (Bowser's last words before the final battle with Mario)

Mario Party

 * "Wah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "Welcome to the Bowser Space! We've plenty of fun events!"
 * "Now then, choose your event by roulette!"
 * "Welcome to the Bowser Space, but you've got no Coins or stars."
 * "Well, I can't do anything to you. Oh well, it can't be helped. Here's 20 coins."
 * "Welcome to the Bowser Space! Huh? you've got no Coins!"
 * "I guess I can't take any of these then. Well, I'll just trade 10 Coins for your Star."
 * "Why, it's a Bowser Minigame!"
 * "But the rules are a little different than usual."
 * "Everyone who loses, loses (number) Coins! Well, here we go!"
 * "It's 1 on 3, and losers lose (number) Coins. Well, let's go!"
 * "If you don't get at least 90 Points in Face Lift, you lose (number) coins!"
 * "Now for the results."
 * "(character list) each lose (number) coins!"
 * "Oh my! only (character) loses (number) coins! I'll take those!"
 * "What? Everybody wins? Well, I don't like you, so I'll just take (number) Coins!"
 * "In the end, you lose (number) coins!"
 * "Those other three each lose (number) coins!"
 * "It's a tie, so everybody loses (number) Coins!"
 * "What terrible people! They stole (number) coins!"
 * "Whoa! Amazing! You didn't even get 1 Coin stolen! Well, that means I get to have 15 Coins!"

Mario Party 2

 * "Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well! (Insert character's name)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!! I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it! Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!!!"
 * "It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!!! Let the Event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!! Ahh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx, and I love riddles! If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!"
 * "I discovered a (insert character's name)! Wah, hah! Riddle time! Here is your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast? Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!"
 * "I discovered a (insert character's name)! Riddle time!!! What?!? No Coins??? Well! I won't waste any clever riddles on you!"
 * "My journey has ended. You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits."
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!! Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (insert character's name)!! If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!"
 * "My rootin' tootin' days are done... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya! I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I am the legendary wizard, Bowser! Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used my magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! I've got you now, (insert character's name)! Eh? No coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (character's name)! Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins, or I'll test my magic on you!"
 * "My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits! Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!"

Mario Party 3

 * "What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!"
 * "I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!"

Mario Party 4

 * "Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!"
 * "Until next time, gwa ha ha!"
 * "Welcome! Hunh!? You look just like me..."
 * "In that case, you deserve this!"
 * "It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!"
 * "Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!"
 * "One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!"
 * "Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!"
 * "I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..."

Mario Party 5

 * "Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!"
 * "Huh? What just happened? So many losers, but no one lost?! Hmmm..."
 * "Not much I can do. It's OK...this time!"
 * "Donkey Kong ruined this! I'll leave quietly, but I'm not leaving without the coins!"
 * "Huh!? What in the... At this rate, (character) is gonna beat all of you!"
 * "If it's that easy, this ain't a Mario Party!"
 * "Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!"
 * "You're in luck! That's the Bowser Bonus! I'll give you a Ztar star because you're so lucky!"

Mario Party 6

 * "Gwahaha! It's Bowser Time! I love bringing awfulness to the party!"
 * "The mini-game wheel will choose your almost-certain, very probable DOOM!"
 * "I'm going to make all of the losers hand over half/all their coins! I almost feel bad about it!"
 * "Oooh, aren't you lucky? You get to hand over whatever the wheel chooses!"
 * "Oh, this is a juicy prize! Hand over one of your stars!"
 * "Gwahaha! How nice of you to stop and visit! I'll be sure to make your stay as uncomfortable as possible!"
 * "Looks like you made it, chump! As your reward, I'm giving you a Shadow Star!"
 * "GWAHAHA! Quiver with fear, wormy! BOWSER has arrived!"
 * "What deliciously doomful deed will I do next? Gwahaha!"
 * "If you lose to my devious Koopa Kids... I'll borrow your mini-games! Oh... when I say borrow I really mean STEAL!"
 * "That all you got, (character)? I've eaten Goomba jerky that was tougher than you!"
 * "I always keep my promises... Especially when I promise to TAKE ALL YOUR MINI-GAMES! GWAHAH!"
 * "Koopa Kids, you're a disgrace! That's it... No playing with your Mario action figure for a MONTH!"

Mario Party 7

 * "Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!"
 * "Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!"
 * "If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!"
 * "Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!"
 * "So, let's see how you did."
 * "Since you didn't beat my minigame, say good-bye to half/all of your coins!"
 * "Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!"
 * "Grrr! I hate to show you mercy, but you leave me no choice!!"
 * "It's everybody's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha!! Welcome to Bowser City!!"
 * "I'm back with a vengeance, and I won't take no for an answer! Let's see what you're buying..."
 * "It's a Golden Bowser Statue! You won't even find this on internet auction sites!"
 * "Have a Koopa Kid Orb! You'll be the first on your block to own one!"
 * "This is yours for... Wow! Only 20 coins! What a deal! I amaze even myself!"
 * "Bwa ha ha! Don't be shy! Take it!"
 * "Har! So you're a few coins short... Here, I'll chip in! I'm just that kind of guy!"
 * "I've met my sales quota! Time to close the shop... Now get out!!"
 * "Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I'm gonna raise a windmill! Stupid, no-good windmills..."
 * "Hope you haven't been saving up coins in this one!! Down she goes!!"
 * "Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I crushed it like a paper cup! I'm sooooo strong and mighty!"

Mario Party 8

 * "Bwahaha! Whoo-whoo! Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain!"
 * "Welcome to my Bad-Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!"
 * "Bwaha! I'll knock you OUT with my financial clout! One of you is gonna get your investments raided!"
 * "I'll steal coins from this Hotel and wreck ya with my infest-ment! Termites got nothin' on me!"
 * "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!"
 * "Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid?"
 * "Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!!"
 * "You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!"
 * "Now go make mayhem!!"
 * "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!"
 * "Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!"
 * "Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!"
 * "Bwahahaha! Now I don't even know where the Star is! Good luck, suckers! You're gonna need it!"

Mario Party DS

 * "It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
 * "That's my most dreaded attack, the Zero Flame!"
 * "It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
 * "Let's see how you shrimps stack up!"
 * "Haw, haw!"
 * "Bwahaha! Aw shucks! Here's 1 star as a present for you!"
 * "Be grateful for that! Bwahaha!"
 * "Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!"
 * "So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
 * "Ah, phooey! This stinks!"
 * "Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the Minimizer!"
 * "You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!"
 * "You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!"
 * "You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
 * "You gotta gimme charity! Stop your grumbling! You gotta give 10 coins to each player! Don't like helping your friends?"
 * "There! Everyone best buddies now? Bwahaha!"
 * "You gotta gimme a star! Don't grumble! Just gimme your star!"
 * "Bwahaha! Isn't that just SUPER?! I got myself a star!"
 * "Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
 * "Bwahaha! Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"
 * "OK, I got this great gadget for our final fight! Cover before the power of my new Megamorph Belt!"

Mario Party 9

 * "Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!"
 * "These Mini Stars are all MINE!"
 * "Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's Magma Mine!"
 * "I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!"
 * "Presenting the ferocious Spike and the mighty Chain Chomp!!"
 * "Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!"
 * "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!"
 * "My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"
 * "Let's see what you're in for..."
 * "I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?"
 * "Here you go! Just for you!"
 * "Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"
 * "No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!"
 * "I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!"
 * "Everyone check their watch! That's right, it's Bowser time!!"
 * "Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad."
 * "Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"
 * "I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
 * "Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"
 * "Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"
 * "BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"
 * "Later, fools!"
 * "Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"
 * "Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"
 * "My furious minion Wiggler will defeat you all!"
 * "Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"
 * "At least pick a minigame you're good at!"
 * "Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then."
 * "Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!"
 * "What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"
 * "What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry...and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"
 * "Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that."
 * "If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming!"
 * "If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!"
 * "You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Wait, outer space? Bowser Station? THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!"
 * "Witness my true power!"

Mario Party: Island Tour

 * "What's this? Why wasn't I invited to the party? BAH! I'll make my own party! A party fit for Bowser. BWAHAHA!"
 * "You're ALL invited to join me at this party! BWAHAHA!"
 * "I've got some great ideas for party favors! Oh ho ho..."
 * "Not so fast! Before I allow you to play another minigame, I've got a surprise for you..."
 * "It's a random punishment! BWAHAHA! Because climbing the tower isn't hard enough already."
 * "So we'll take a quick look at Bowser's List and see what delightful penalty I get to inflict! FUN!"
 * "All right, hand over your Mario Party Points!" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")
 * "(What am I going to do with all these things, anyway?)" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")
 * "Uh...you know what? I'm feeling benevolent. You can keep your precious points. FOR NOW." (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")
 * "I'll just have to stop you myself!"
 * "Meh, WHATEVER! The next guard is a close family friend. BWAHAHA!"
 * "I hope you don't think I'm going to go easy on you or anything." (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "Aw, who am I kidding? There's a special place in my black heart for you, Son." (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "You're really a chip off the old block! I'm so proud... Sniff!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "I should be mad...but I'm just so proud! Good job, Son!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "BWAHAHA! A little father-son rivalry never hurt anyone. Bring it on, Son!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "Well, Junior always said he wanted to be a hero, so I gave him the opportunity." (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "BWAHAHA! Did you really think I'd let my own son defeat me like that? I hope you had fun playing the hero, kiddo!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)
 * "Hey, Junior! Take Toad with you, and go back to the first floor!"
 * "I guess you must have learned it from watching your dad! You're a good kid." (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "Although you are my son. I guess I'm a little proud..." (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "Wow, though, I didn't realise you'd got this strong!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "That's my boy, all right!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "...I don't care if you are my son! I'll still take you down if you try to stop me!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "GA HA HA! Did you have fun playing the hero, son?" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "My boy here says he wants to be a hero, so I whipped up some more fun for the two of us!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "Don't forget, I'll always be waiting at the top of my tower, if you want to spend some quality time with your dad!" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)
 * "Oh, hello. Don't mind me! I'll just slip a Bowser Card into the deck and be on my way. BWAHAHAHAHA!" (Handing out the Bowser Card in Shy Guy's Shuffle City)
 * "BAH! Nobody apologizes on my behalf! I'll be back in 3 rounds with a fiendish surprise for the player with my card!"
 * "Well, hello! I do believe it's penalty time! Let's see who has my precious Bowser Card..." (Determining who gets the Bowser Penalty in Shy Guy's Shuffle City)
 * "What? We have a tie for last place? Well, leave it to me to break the tie!"
 * "All right, time for another minigame! There are Bowser Dice Blocks on the line!"
 * "BWAHAHAHA! The goal is just around the corner! So let's see who's in first...I mean, LAST place!" (Showing the current standings in Bowser's Peculiar Peak)
 * "What? It says that your fate is to go back X spaces. This can't be right!" (When the player goes back spaces in Bowser's Peculiar Peak)

Mario Party 10

 * " ! You freed me! Now gimme some of your Mini Stars!" (After being freed)
 * "Now I'll just scatter some Bowser Spaces around the board to liven things up a bit!"
 * "OK! Think you can handle 10,000 Mini Stars?"
 * "Aaaahahaha! Like I'd actually give 'em to you!"

Mario Party: Star Rush

 * "Don't you dare keep me waiting, losers!"
 * "Oh, and I've got a fun surprise for any wimps who can't keep up! BWA HA HA!"
 * "Huh?! You've got no Stars? NONE?! BO-RING! Here, chump. Have this one."

Paper Mario

 * "I wanna trounce Mario!"
 * "I want Princess Peach to like me!"
 * "Here you go Mario, good night."
 * "Long time, no see, Princess Peach!"
 * "Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!"
 * "Today your pathetic little attacks won't beat me."
 * "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!"
 * "With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"
 * "Yes! Oh, yeah! I did it! I finally did it! I beat my old rival Mario! Yessss!"
 * "I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me..."
 * "Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"
 * "Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."
 * "That jerk, Mario just beat the Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"
 * "Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"
 * "Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."
 * "What's this whiny little glittery thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"
 * "Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"
 * "Ohhhhhhh, NOOO!!!! Mario defeated me...again... He always defeats me... This time I became invincible! And I STILL couldn't beat him! Darn it!!!!!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 * "Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"
 * "Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!"
 * "Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
 * "Crystal Stars? They sound like great world–conquering tools! I want 'em!"
 * "I LOVE Fried Eggs! LOVE'em!"
 * "Oh, I almost threw up just now! I CAN'T STAND FRIED EGGS!"
 * "But...what a weird question. Why do you ask?"
 * "AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
 * "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say–so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"
 * "I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greeting!"
 * "Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
 * "You're both too old."
 * "It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
 * "Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head!"
 * "I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!"
 * "CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?"
 * "Well, we're here! Now where's this stupid Poshley Sanctum? A Crystal Star's there, right?"
 * "Great! About time something worked out for old Bowser! In we go!"
 * "Wh–What? That's... disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!"
 * "...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously."
 * "I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
 * "DARN IT!"
 * "Whoa, baby! Awesome! It opened! Talk about lucky! I guess rage really pays!"
 * "Yes! This is it, Haggy!!! This is finally it!"
 * "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At last, I've gotten my mitts on a Crystal Star! YESSS!!!"
 * "What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm..."
 * "Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!"
 * "Bowser, the Shadow Thief! Not A thief, the BEST thief! I'll be taking this, thanks!"
 * "The great Koopa Koot! I'm taking this! Mess with me, and I'll bore you to death!"
 * "Whuh-WHAAAAAAAAT?!? A FAKE?!?"
 * "You have got to be kidding me. You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?"
 * "ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
 * "The Thousand-Year Door...? What in the heck is that?"
 * "YAARGHH!!! Then I'm going there, too! IMMEDIATELY! And I'm gonna RUIN Mario!"
 * "What's the matter? All tired from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings!"
 * "Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
 * "Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"
 * "Graaaaaaaaaaaagh! No more! Kammy! Take care of this, you burly hag, you..."

Super Paper Mario

 * "Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome new fort."
 * "Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!"
 * "Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions!"
 * "Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
 * "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!"
 * "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"
 * "MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
 * "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
 * "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
 * "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
 * "Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
 * "NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
 * "Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
 * "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
 * "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"
 * "Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
 * "Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
 * "Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
 * "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
 * "Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
 * "Good gravy, you're ugly!"
 * "Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"
 * "Space niblet! You OK?"
 * "Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
 * "Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
 * "Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
 * "Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"
 * "WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"
 * "Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"
 * "Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
 * "What am I, blind? Shut up."
 * "Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
 * "You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
 * "Man, what a crybaby."
 * "You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
 * "Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
 * "Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
 * "Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"
 * "'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!"
 * "I don't know who you are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"
 * "Outta the way, pigtails!"
 * "I'm all for being evil, but this is overkill."
 * "Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
 * "Minions need to learn respect."
 * "That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
 * "Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
 * "You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
 * "Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
 * "She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
 * "Shut yon trap, fluffy! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"
 * "Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"
 * "Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"
 * "Are you the leader of all those Underwhere hoodlums?"
 * "Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"
 * "Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"
 * "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
 * "Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
 * "Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
 * "Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
 * "Tippi! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump him!"
 * "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
 * "Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"
 * "Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"
 * "Bwa ha! Did I look worried? Shadoo, boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"
 * "Who are you, Chirpy?"

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "BWAHAHA! Feast your eyes!"
 * "I have harnessed the power of the black paint! Nothing can stop me now! Soon I will share the dark gift of black paint with the entire world! GWAHAHA! Later, chumps!"
 * "Well, well, well. Mario! I must admit- I didn't think you'd make it this far."
 * "Your beloved Princess Peach is here too! I knew she wouldn't want to miss this. Of course, I couldn't have her sending out those pesky little letters behind my back... You know what she said when I caught her spying on me? "I've been framed!" BAHAHAHA!"
 * "BWAHAHA! Put a lid on it, Rusty! I'll show you the true meaning of PAINT!"
 * "Huh? Mario?! What are you doing in my castle, chump?! Is...is Princess Peach with you?"
 * "GRAAAAAAAAARH! IGNORE THE WORDS I JUST SAID! SUFFER THE TRUE POWER OF BLACK PAINT!"
 * "Running won't get you anywhere! This doesn't end until one of us drops. Most likely you!"
 * "YOU DARE STEAL THE BLACK PAINT?! LET'S SEE YOU BLOCK...THIS!"
 * "ARGH! THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO FACE...MY LAST BREATH!"
 * "OK, NOW THIS IS *REALLY* MY LAST BREATH. THE OTHER ONE WAS A WARM-UP!"
 * "Wha...? What's going on? MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a kart race scheduled for today? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRAIN, CHUMPS?! And why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?!"

Paper Mario: The Origami King

 * "I can see what you're about to do to my minion, and I order you to CUT IT OUT!"
 * "Mario! You're here too? Well? What are you waiting for? Get me down from this thing! Even you know this is no way to treat royalty."
 * "I've got a body too! Those folded jerks just...bent it in ways that I won't describe in detail right now. It's seen worse, believe me."
 * "Never mind that! I am the great King Bowser, and I demand to be set free and unfolded!"
 * "Now, Mario... Ignore your floating friend and get me down from here. Bowser commands you! I would do the same for you. You need me as much as I need you. ADMIT IT! Plus...I can tell you a secret after you free me. No one can resist a good secret! BWAHAHA!"
 * "Hey! Don't just leave me hanging. Get me down from here!"
 * "C'monnnn! I know we've had our differences, but you've gotta help me out here!"
 * "Nooo! It's like pulling a bandage off halfway!"
 * "...Oh. Kinda thought I'd just...unfold or something. Bah! No matter! Now, as for that secret I promised to tell you...there's a hidden exit in this room. I heard those jerks talking about it. Lousy, no-good, body-folding jerks... Now hurry up and find it! And I'll LET you bring me along when you escape."
 * "*huff* Hey, slow down! I'm walkin' with my face here! Nobody makes Bowser walk with his face! I mean...obviously they DID... But they're not gonna get away with it!"
 * "She can't see me like this..."
 * "Hey! I'm crisp!"
 * "Now THAT is dysfunctional..."
 * "Bwahaha! No wonder your cart is so slow. How long has that thing been stuck in the pipe?!" (To Luigi after Mario finds the key to Peach's Castle stuck in one of the back pipes of Luigi's kart.)
 * "Ahhh...something came loose..." (After the staple is removed.)
 * "YES! I'm back! We'll never speak of this again. Got it?!" (After Mario returns him to normal by hitting him with his hammer.)
 * "BWAHAHA! That's right! Now, let's find that twerp brother of yours and see what HE thinks of me in all my glory... I also wouldn't mind showing Princess Peach that I'm not a sandwich board anymore." (After Olivia comments about how he is big, strong, and scary.)
 * "Hey, origami girl! Look at me. I'm Bowser! I breathe fire and punch through solid rock sometimes! You think I'm scared of that little twerp? Plus, I mean... I'm raising Junior! You think that's easy? Try parenting a high-energy kid with access to a flying car and his own army! Your brother doesn't scare me." (To Olivia before facing Olly.)

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * "I rule! Heh heh heh!"
 * "Amateur!"
 * "Do it!"
 * "Go!"

Mario Golf: World Tour

 * "GAH HA HA HA! There's no WAY you're ready for a round against ME. Keep practicing, pip-squeak!"
 * "It takes guts to brag to me about winning two championships. I like it! You'd make a decent henchman."

Mario & Luigi series

 * "Green 'Stache!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

 * "Mario! Do something super!"
 * "Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!"
 * "Urk... blaaargh..."
 * "Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
 * "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
 * "Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
 * "I am Bowser The King!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
 * "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
 * "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
 * "Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
 * "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
 * "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
 * "Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
 * "Have it your way..."

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

 * "Gwah ha ha ha!"
 * "This time, the princess will be MINE, you fools!"
 * "Huh? Mario and that green wimp are here? What are the odds? I'll admit, you handed me my shell before, but not this time! Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!"
 * "Urgh...YUUUUCK!"
 * "Gotta go!"
 * "This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!"
 * "This place belongs to ME, you twerp!"
 * "YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!"
 * "Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! This little firebrand reminds me of a younger me. Look at him! The kid's got a flair of evil! I'm bringing him on board as my partner, and the two of us are gonna thrash you losers!"
 * "GLAAAAAAARGH! Little dude! Get stronger and more evil! Always!"
 * "SHNARFL? BLAARGH! Mmm...I can feel a power burning in my belly! What in the world did you feed me?"
 * "Gwah hah hah hah! Aw, who cares what it was? I've been reborn!"
 * "Mario! Green 'Stache! And you brats, too! NO MERCY FOR YOU!"
 * "Hey! Listen here! For now on, you guys get NO chance to attack! I'm gonna flatten you with a attack barrage, baby! Enjoy! Bwah ha!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Sorry! No attacking!"
 * "You can't dodge 'em all!"
 * "Grrrrrrr! You pesky bugs!"
 * "Hungh?! WARGH! What?!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

 * "SHOWTIME."
 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 * "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
 * "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
 * "Gee, well pardon ME, your royal genius!"
 * "Taste defeat? You're gonna taste my fist, you little piglet!"
 * "'Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"
 * "I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE."
 * "You like compost? I'll compost your face!"
 * "A pox? You're a pox!"
 * "Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
 * "GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, Mr. Ice Cube?"
 * "GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"
 * "What's the matter with you? Your color is...weird! But, whatever. I'm still gonna win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!"
 * "TOO MANY WORDS."
 * "Right...You... ... LOST ."

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

 * "Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!"
 * "BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!"
 * "But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!"
 * "What's this stupid warpy thing?"
 * "That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!"
 * "You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!"
 * "Blech! Say it, don't spray it, dingbat! I don't "vork" with anyone!"
 * "Huh?! What are you sayin', batface?!"
 * "Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!"
 * "Hey, ugly! Learn to fly!"
 * "Not bad! You look pretty evil!"
 * "Solid! Let's do it! But, where to begin? THINK, MINIONS!"
 * "You fools! Be more smart!"
 * "Yes, I like it. You don't have to screech at me. Anyway, It's PERFECT for world conquering! And I will name it Neo Bowser Castle!"
 * "YES! AWESOME! This thing is NASTY! With this castle, we can do whatever we want!"
 * "Hmpf! Mario and his buddies... All up in my castle. Guy is probably patting himself on the back for knocking my pad down! What a JERK."
 * "Whatever. Forget about them! Let's conquer the world already!"
 * "Right, right. Dream energy, gotcha. Wanna conk out some minions?"
 * "Yeah... You've got a point. I am pretty incredible."
 * "Let's do it! I'll throw a massive sleep-down right now!"
 * "And when I wake up, Mario will be gone and I'll conquer the world! YEAH!"
 * "Even here? In my DREAMS? Typical. You are the worst."
 * "You wanna know what’s in this head, pal? FEAR!"
 * "Ha! Man, being in my dream just plain rules!"
 * "Hey! You! Minions! Make with the meat! I've gotta power up to smash this guy!"
 * "GOTTA CRUSH MARIO WITH A SINGLE PUNCH!"
 * "Time to give up hope, Mario! In my dreams, I fear nothing! I can crush even you like a little red bug!"
 * "Transforming into a giant... I invented that, bud!"
 * "No way some green stache gets to bite MY style!"
 * "Ah, time for my dream to finally come true! SHOWTIME!"
 * "Wha--? Nowhere to go?"
 * "IT AIN'T OVER YET, CHUMPS!"
 * "Cornered again!"
 * "THAT'S WHERE I'LL FINISH YOU!"
 * "Time to say night-night!"
 * "GAAHAAHAA! I FEEL GREAT! FINISHING YOU WILL BE CAKE!"
 * "Mario! Green stache! How dare you invade my dreams?! That’s private Bowser time!"
 * "Hmph! Vex? Whatever. Time to finish these twerps!"
 * "Mario! Green stache! I'll be upstairs! Don't chicken out!"
 * "Hmph! I don't work well with others!"
 * "I mean you're an idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!"
 * "I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!"
 * "Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you."
 * "Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!"
 * "Dream Stone! Disappear 'em."
 * "Wha?! The Dream Stone?! NOT YET!"
 * "That Antasma guy just stunk it up! AND YOU GUYS! Actually...no. You did well by your normal standards."
 * "I'll be back!"
 * "Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!"
 * "You idiots! Stop jostling!"

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "Minion! What's the status of that plan of ours?"
 * "What kind of progress report is that!?"
 * "Speed it up! Get it done!"
 * "And I want to nip this little Mario problem at the bud!"
 * "Tell the minions to hunt them down and destroy them!"
 * "ROOOOOOAR!"
 * "Who the heck is this guy?!"
 * "I don't know how you sneaked in, but get out!"
 * "This is MY castle, you flimsy knockoff!"
 * "Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!"
 * "Grrrrrr..."
 * "Ugh, blech! That's nothing compared to my knuckle sandwich!"
 * "Coming from you, that's a compliment!"
 * "Get it right, pip-squeaks!"
 * "I'M Bowser!"
 * "Hey, stop trying to steal my thunder, attention hog!"
 * "Just keep firing! We've got enough cannonballs to overcome your pathetic aim!"
 * "What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!"
 * "What is it, son?"
 * "Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later."
 * "Junior! The princesses seem to have gone off for a stroll. Hostages aren't supposed to do that!"
 * "And, I don't mean to just keep piling it on, but do you even SEE Mario over there?"
 * "I suppose it doesn't matter now. We've finished the modifications to the castle. Heh heh..."
 * "... What's wrong with you? Why are you just lying there?"
 * "What did you DO to my son!?"
 * "Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you..."
 * "Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!"
 * "What do you think, Junior? I call it... NEO BOWSER CASTLE!"
 * "Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!"
 * "Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet."
 * "I'll rule the land with an iron fist!"
 * "Yeah. Whatever."
 * "I'm gonna bury you with cannonballs! This is for giving Junior an owie! Fire!"
 * "Boom! Nailed it!"
 * "Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!"
 * "ARGH! Never speak of this to anyone!"
 * "Iggy! Wendy! Fall back!"
 * "Alright, that's it! Koopalings! End this...NOW!"
 * "Your stubbornness is extremely annoying."
 * "...That way, we'll never see you and your stupid mustaches ever again!"
 * "And the Mushroom Kingdom will be MINE!"
 * "I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?"
 * "And... other Mario! And Luigi..."

Paper Bowser

 * "Where the heck am I?!"
 * "What the heck just happened?!"
 * "Who the heck is this guy?!"
 * "Oh, puh-lease! YOU'RE the knockoff!"
 * "I'd like to see you try!"
 * "Grrrrrr..."
 * "Have a hertz doughnut, paperweight!"
 * "Ow, stop pulling my hair, you lousy cheat!"
 * "What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!"
 * "Hand over the princesses!"
 * "You sound different than usual, Princess."
 * "Did you catch a cold?"
 * "I want you to keep an eye on the princesses, Son."
 * "No one likes a whiner, Junior."
 * "Right, I almost forgot!"
 * "Junior, I have a special surprise just for you!"
 * "But if you want it, you'll have to go to the villa!"
 * "How could they have done this to my son?!"
 * "Son, you're talking nonsense. Is your brain OK?"
 * "Why should I care about a stupid garbage book?"
 * "Don't answer that, son. Just relax while daddy roasts Mario to a crisp."
 * "You mean WE'LL rule with iron FISTS, right?"
 * "First, we're gonna beat you!"
 * "Next, we're going to trap you in this book!"
 * "And then we're gonna throw the book into the garbage..."
 * "AND LIGHT THE GARBAGE ON FIRE! BWAHAHA!"
 * "I sure hope you meant OURS just then!"
 * "You bet I do! I'm taking over this world!"
 * "So Mario..."
 * "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!"

Yoshi Topsy-Turvy

 * "Eggland is mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The tasty-looking Egglings belong to me! Bwa harf!"
 * "Huh? Get back here! You can't run! I'll hunt you down!"
 * "I've found you at last! A little magic spell ought to keep you from running. Ha ha!"
 * "Whoa! I never expected to meet Yoshi here!"
 * "So you got locked in this pop-up book, too, eh? Gwa ha ha har! You say you're gonna lock me away? Ha! What a joke! If you think you can do it, go ahead and try! Bwa ha ha!"
 * "Hey! S-STOP IT! What are you doing to the Koopa King? Ook! I'll get you for this! I'LL REMEMBER THIS DAY!"

Yoshi's New Island

 * "Bwahaha! You wanna battle ME? Then beat every level without Flutter Wings!"
 * "If you used those pesky wings, the level marker will be yellow even after clearing it."
 * "In other words, don't even TRY to pull a fast one on me. Bwa! BWAHAHAHA!"

Nintendo Puzzle Collection

 * 「グゴゴゴゴゴゴ. . . . . おんれ〜！ゆるさんぞ〜！マリオ！」
 * ("Ggogogogogo... Onre~! I won't let you get away with this! Mario!")
 * 「よくも わがはいの かわいい ぶかたちを いじめてくれたな. . 」
 * ("How dare you pick on my pretty, little sculpture?")
 * 「グワハハハ！え〜い やかましい！とられるほうがわるいのだ！」
 * ("Gwahahahaha! Yea, you're jealous! It's worse to be taken!")
 * 「さお おしゃべりはここまでだ！やられた ぶかたちのぶんまで ばいにして かえしてくれる！」
 * ("Well, so much for the chatter! They'll make up for it and take their revenge!")
 * 「クッ. . こ. . この わがまい. . がまける. . な. . んて. . 」
 * ("Kkk... Koo... Koo... Koo... This is my dance. I'm going to lose. I... I can't...")
 * 「ウデをあげたな. . マリオよだが. . わがはいは. . なんどでもふっかつする. . 」
 * ("You've improved your skill. Mario, you're... My skill is... I will rise again and again...")
 * 「わがはいは. . おまえに. . いじわるするの. . が. . いきがい. . なのだ. . グ. . グハハハ. . ］
 * ("My man... I... I'm... I... I want... to... I want... I'm not... Guhahaha...")
 * 「その. . ときまで. . なのしみに しているが. . よい. . グハ. . グワハハハハハ. . . ］
 * ("Well... Until the time... I'm looking forward to it. Good. Guhahaha. Guwahahahahaha...")

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix

 * "I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?"

Mario Superstar Baseball

 * "Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"
 * "So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"
 * "Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"
 * "Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"
 * "Bring it on!"
 * "Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"
 * "I won! I am the strongest of all!"
 * "GRRRAAAAAGH!"
 * "You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"
 * "Let's just see who's stronger!"
 * "I'm the mightiest!"
 * "I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!"
 * "No way you beat me! Feel the burn!"
 * "Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!"
 * "Give it all you've got, Mario!"
 * "Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!"
 * "Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Here we go!"
 * "Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!"
 * "You know I'm going to rule at this, right?"
 * "Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I... lost... my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!"
 * "Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!"
 * "You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!"

Fortune Street

 * "Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine - castle and all!"
 * "Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?"
 * "Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!"
 * "Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!"
 * "What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?"
 * "You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!"
 * "After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!"
 * "This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (regarding the Super Mario Bros. theme)
 * "Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!"
 * "What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!"
 * "I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like... Mario!"
 * "Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!"
 * "Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!"
 * "Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
 * "Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
 * "I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
 * "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab [female playable character]? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
 * "Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
 * "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
 * Lands on a closed shop: "Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!"
 * Lands on a shop with -50% price: "Huh!? Everything's half off? Must be a going-out-of-business sale! Gwah hah!"
 * Lands on a shop with +30% price: "These prices are all wrong! Huh!? Whaddya mean you raised 'em temporarily!?"
 * Pays rent to 1st: "GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"
 * Pays rent to 4th: "Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"
 * Female Player in 1st: "GRRROAR! How did you get so far ahead of everyone else, (player's name)?"
 * To Male Player when Player is approaching victory: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"
 * To Female Player when Player is approaching victory: "ARGH! You leave me no choice, (player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"
 * To Male Player upon landing on a cheap shop: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic, (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"
 * To Female Player upon landing on a cheap shop: "Gwah hah hah! Did you lower the prices just so I'd stop by, (player's name)?"
 * To Male Player upon landing on an average shop: "HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)?"
 * To Female Player upon landing on an average shop: "HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"
 * To Male Player upon landing on an expensive shop: "You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask Mario how that's worked out for him!"
 * To Female Player upon landing on an expensive shop: "You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"
 * To Male Player when Player lands on his shop: "Thanks for your generous donation to the Bowser Awesomeness Fund, (player's name)! Bwah hah!"
 *  To Female Player when Player lands on his shop: "Bwah hah! Take all the time you want, (player's name)! You'll need a while to count out all that gold!"
 * Going bankrupt: "WHAT!? Where's Mario? I bet this is all HIS fault!"
 * Going bankrupt: "NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"

To Mario Characters

 * To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
 * To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
 * To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
 * To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
 * To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
 * To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"
 * To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
 * To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
 * To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
 * To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
 * To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
 * To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
 * To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
 * To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
 * To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
 * To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
 * To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
 * To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
 * To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
 * To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
 * To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"
 * To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
 * To Luigi: "GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
 * To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
 * To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
 * To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
 * To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
 * To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
 * To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
 * To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"

To Dragon Quest Characters

 * To Slime: "AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"
 * To Princessa: "Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"
 * To Kiryl: "ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"
 * To Yangus: "Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"
 * To Angelo: "Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, Angelo! BWAHAHAHA!"
 * To Platypunk: "GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"
 * To Bianca: "Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"
 * To Alena: "Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's Alena so close to winning!?"
 * To Carver: "Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"
 * To Jessica: "GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, Jessica!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"
 * To Stella: "STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."
 * To Patty: "There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"
 * To Slime: "Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"
 * To Princessa: "Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"
 * To Kiryl: "Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"
 * To Yangus: "I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Angelo: "Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks—go buy yourself something nice!"
 * To Platypunk: "Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"
 * To Bianca: "Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"
 * To Alena: "No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"
 * To Carver: "Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Jessica: "BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"
 * To Stella: "What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"
 * To Patty: "What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"
 * To Slime: "Why, you slimy little - I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"
 * To Princessa: "Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"
 * To Kiryl: "What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"
 * To Yangus: "ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"
 * To Angelo: "WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Platypunk: "Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"
 * To Bianca: "GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"
 * To Alena: "Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"
 * To Carver: "ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"
 * To Jessica: "ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"
 * To Stella: "Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"
 * To Patty: "You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"
 * To Slime: "Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"
 * To Princessa: "If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"
 * To Kiryl: "GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"
 * To Yangus: "Better watch your back, Yangus! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Angelo: "GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"
 * To Platypunk: "Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"
 * To Bianca: "AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"
 * To Alena: "What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"
 * To Carver: "GRRRRR! Better watch out, Carver. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"
 * To Jessica: "When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"
 * To Dragonlord: "Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"
 * To Stella: "Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"
 * To Patty: "I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"

Dr. Mario World

 * "My minions! Grrr... I'll take care of all these viruses!"

Mario's Memory Madness

 * "Now I've got all of Mario's magic cards!"
 * "You escaped with [number] coins this time, but I dare you to try again!"

Unused quotes
These quotes never made it to a final game.
 * "So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..." (Mario is Missing!)
 * "D'oh! That was the only copy too!" (Mario is Missing!)
 * "Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..." (Mario is Missing!)
 * "Mario! It's time!" (Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars)
 * "Hey! How long are you gonna sleep? Wake up! Wake up!" (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
 * "If you don't do something quick, we're all gonna get sucked up by that thing!" (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
 * "Then I definitely won't be able to kidnap Princess Peach! C'mon, Mario! I'm begging you here! And you, too, Luigi! Destroy that thing!" (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
 * "Oh! Now THOSE are the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Mario. Luigi! I'm counting on you two!" (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
 * "Gahhhh! What? Huh? HEY!!! What's happening to me?!?" (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

Print

 * "...And then I'll join OPEC!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
 * "I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
 * "The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
 * "Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?" - "The Legend"
 * "A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber." - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
 * "Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
 * "In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
 * "This is gonna be excellent!" - "Just Deserts"
 * "I should never have quit my day job!" - "Just Deserts"
 * "Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!" - "Just Deserts"
 * "Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
 * "Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
 * "PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!" - "Duh Stoopid Bomb!"
 * "My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!" - "The Buddy System"
 * "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?" - "The Buddy System"
 * "You wondered about that too, huh?!" - "The Buddy System"
 * "Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!" - "It's Always Fair Weather"
 * "I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
 * "What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?" - "Bowser Knows Best"
 * "Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..." - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek." - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
 * "Am I handsome or what!" - "Super Mario Adventures"

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

 * "Koopa Pack, attack!"
 * "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!"
 * "Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! - I want my feet licked." - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Who threw that vegetable?" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word." - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot. Ha ha." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "That goose is gonna smother you brothers!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laughs*" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate the game! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas out of them!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Mouser! More marshmallows!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me!" - "Count Koopula"
 * "Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "Would Blackbeard Koopa lie?" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me." - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "Stop, or I'll tell on you!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers." - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!" - "The Pied Koopa"
 * "Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!" - "The Pied Koopa"
 * "No one is that stupid!" - "Koopenstein"
 * "Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I'm always ready for sneaky badness!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I love being rotten!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
 * "Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
 * "Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
 * "Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
 * "Too late! His gorgeous self is here!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
 * "Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "You'll pay for that, you mozzarella morons! But first, I'm gonna crush this city into Koopa crops!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Ba humkoop!" - "Koopa Klaus"
 * "Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-omb bowlin'" - "The Unzappables"
 * "Let's stash this cash and dash!" - "The Unzappables"
 * "Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap." - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetents?!" - "The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"
 * "It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "More! I want more! MORE!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!" - "Elvin Lives"
 * "Come back here! We got a date for the prom!" - "Elvin Lives"
 * "No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!" - "Elvin Lives"
 * "When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!" - "Plummers Academy"
 * "In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!" - "Karate Koopa"
 * "Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "All right! Come and get your burgers! And eat fast!" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game." - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "Now is plumber squashing time!" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
 * "I want that ranger in danger! Now!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
 * "Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "What the Koop are you talkin' about?" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Fan-kooping-tastic, it worked!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
 * "I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down—and under!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "Go to Warp 10, Mouser!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!" - "Robo Koopa"
 * "The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!" - "Robo Koopa"
 * "If it isn't... Robo-Router!" - "Robo Koopa"

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

 * "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius." - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Go clean your room! And you'd better do it! Stop pinching your little brother! Don't be a brat! Turn down your stereo! Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "And get off the telephone!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! (kisses baby, who hits him with rattle) Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! (kisses baby again) Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "If I want something, I'll just take it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea WAS this midnight attack?!" - "True Colors"
 * "Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" - "Super Koopa"
 * "This is all your fault, Kooky." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Plumber? Plumber!? You dummy mummy! Can't you see I got a cold?!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Do the Koopa!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * (Playing the Doom Dancer Music Box) "Oh, how I love this song! (laughs) I can make the whole Mushroom Kingdom dance to their doom!" - "Do the Koopa"

Super Mario World

 * "I'm back! And so is 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World'!"
 * "This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree." - "Send in the Clown"
 * "You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and into a dimension beyond space and time." - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Remember, 'Oogtar' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!" - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
 * "STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS... (BOOM) ...morning." - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
 * "Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Patience, my little chickadees. Egg Scoopa Koopas for everyone, cash in hands, of course." - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, mmm!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" - "Rock TV"
 * "I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time, not since yesterday." - "Rock TV"
 * "Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!" - "Rock TV"
 * "Top this, turkey-mouth!" - "Rock TV"
 * "You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" - "A Little Learning"
 * "HIP! HOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL! Gladly." - "A Little Learning"
 * "I can always build another castle, but you can't build another princess." - "Mama Luigi"

Film

 * For quotes by the character Koopa in the Super Mario Bros. film, see here.
 * In Wreck-It Ralph, Bowser is shown reciting the "bad Guy Affirmation" along with other assorted Videogame characters: "I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I would rather be than me."

Twitter

 * "RAWR! Wreck-It Ralph got robbed!" - Tweeted by Nintendo of America after Wreck-It Ralph lost the Oscar vote

Bowser Takeover
As part of advertising for Mario Party 10, Nintendo of America's Twitter feed was briefly used for tweets authored by Bowser, plus a set of five facts posted to Nintendo's Mario Party 10 Virtual Launch Party on Facebook.
 * "MUWAHAHAHA! It’s-a me, Bowser! I've taken over the @NintendoAmerica Twitter account! FOLLOW ME!"
 * "My first act as the new MASTER OF TWITTER is to rename Mario Party 10 to #BowserParty. WITH THE HASHTAG!"
 * "Join my #BowserParty and change your profile pic to this… OR ELSE! Prove it by tweeting #MP10LaunchParty #SweepsEntry"
 * "FIVE FACTS! It's all about ME and you should read it RIGHT NOW! Share with #MP10LaunchParty #SweepsEntry"
 * "I AM THE BEST"
 * "My First starring game, Super Mario Bros.'', tells the tale of a WONDERFUL HERO named Bowser who hangs out with a princess and is then MERCILESSLY ATTACKED by a guy in a red hat.
 * "LIKES: Spitting fire, driving karts, airships DISLIKES: Dislikes: [sic] Mario, Mario, MARIO, poorly constructed brick bridges"
 * "I AM ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!"
 * "DID I MENTION I AM THE BEST!"
 * "Now that I’ve taken over to talk about MY new game #MP10, I’m sure we'll get 17 trillion new followers. AT LEAST!"
 * "Hey, @MurielBowser! BEST NAME EVER! #MP10 needs players like you! Play as me and help defeat Team Mario! #BowserParty"
 * "Why hello, @SuperMarioMugan. If you see that OTHER Super Mario, let him know that his team is going down in #MP10. #BowserParty"
 * "Let’s see here. *searches for Twitter handles with the name Mario in them* *unfollows* MUAHAHAHA! THE POWER IS MINE! #BowserParty"
 * "And the award for "Best Twitter name on Twitter" goes to … @BowserVonKuppa! Congratulations! YOUR PRIZE IS TO BEAT TEAM MARIO IN #MP10!"
 * "ARGH! My time is up! THEY ARE PLAYING THAT ANNOYING GET-OFF-THE-STAGE MUSIC! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS! (Other than fireballs and pits of lava.)"
 * "Thanks for joining my #BOWSERPARTY and reading my INCREDIBLE tweets! And remember: Have me CRASH THE PARTY in #MP10 ON 3/20! MUAHAHAHA!"