List of Donkey Kong Country quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Donkey Kong Country, applying to all three (Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boy Color, and Game Boy Advance) versions.

Candy Kong

 * "Hi, I'm Candy Kong and this is my Save Point!"
 * "If you want to save your current game, just jump into my spinning save barrel!"
 * "Hello guys, got anything worth saving?"
 * "Wow! You guys really came a long way! Save your game now, while you have the chance!"
 * "Yoo-hoo, Honey Kong! Now's a good time to save where you've gotten to!"
 * "It must have been hard work for you to come all this way! Why not save your game?"
 * "Can I help you monkeys save your game?"
 * "How would you like a quick spin in my save barrel?"
 * "I don't think he is [bluffing], sugar. Let's get off this manky ship."

Cranky Kong

 * "DK! DK! Wake up."
 * "Take a look inside your banana cave. You're in for a big surprise!"
 * "You big ape! I could hear you coming from miles away!"
 * "The crafty Croctopus corners his crock of collectibles in Coral Capers."
 * "Grab any extra life balloons quickly before they float away. There's nothing more I can tell you."
 * "Come back to the master for more advice, hunh?!"
 * "You can find the fun in Ropey Rampage between a rock and a hard place! You can roll over Slippa or just squash him with a jump attack. You know all you need to know for now."
 * "You only just left!"
 * "Well, that was fast! You didn't even leave me enough time to come up with any other stupid comments!"
 * "I don't know WHY I'm telling you this... You didn't even listen last time!"
 * "All graphics, and no gameplay, they say!"
 * "Back in my day, we used to have REAL gameplay... We didn't have any of this fancy 3D stuff!"
 * "Even the bananas have more color than I did! All this color's too much for my poor old eyes!"
 * "Yep! Don't make game players like they used to!"
 * "Who told you I was here? Was it that obnoxious Funky Kong?"
 * "Well looky what we have here!"
 * "In Jungle Hijinxs, stick to the tree tops to earn extra lives. I hear if you roll off a platform and press the jump button, you'll do a super jump. Remember the original Donkey Kong? I think I'll go play that...see you later!"
 * "I've got more gameplay in my little finger than this entire game does!"
 * "Well done, Donkey my boy! Who would've known a whipper-snapper like you could've beaten that bunch of no-good Kremlings? You've made an old man proud!"
 * "Why don't you look in your hoard? I think you'll be in for a surprise!"
 * "If I were playing, I'd have found everything! I'm sure there must be some bonus rooms you still haven't found!"
 * "Is it my turn yet?"
 * "I did this using one life! And I took less than an hour!"
 * "You sure showed that stupid bird who's boss. Good, that's another banana back. Now go down to Vine Valley and find the others!"
 * "Call that an ending? Looks like a cheap stunt setting up the story for the sequel!"

Donkey Kong

 * "''Ok, little buddy, as part of your hero training, you've got to stand guard tonight over my bananas... I'll relieve you at midnight, so try and stay awake until then!"
 * "What'cha do that for?! I was having a nice nap."
 * "My bananas and my buddy, Diddy, they are gone! The Kremlings will pay! I'll hunt them down through every corner of my island, until I have every last banana from my hoard back!"
 * "Now that's all sorted, I'm going back to sleep."
 * "We will meet again, K. ROOL."

Diddy Kong

 * "W-who goes there?!"
 * "You lazy ape, you are getting too old for this!"
 * "K. ROOL!!"
 * "Or else what?!"
 * "You're bluffing, lizard face."
 * "I'm outta here!"

Funky Kong

 * "Whoa, dudes! My name's Funky Kong!"
 * "My bodacious jumbo barrel will take you anywhere on the island! Unfortunately, it could only take you to places you've already been to, which is a complete and total bummer, lemme tell you!"
 * "Yo Gorillas! Go see old man Cranky, he can help ya out!"
 * "You dudes need lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!"
 * "If you guys see Candy on your way out, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!"
 * "Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!"
 * "Lookin' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here!"

King K. Rool

 * "Make yourselves at home!"
 * "Right, I've had enough of this. It's time for me to get going. So you Kongs better get off of my ship or else!"
 * "I'll destroy DK Island. Awha ha haa!"
 * "I'll be back!"

Kritter

 * "It'sss the sssmall one... Ssseal him inssside thisss barrel and tosss it into the bussshesss... Donkey Kong'sss bananasss are oursss!"