User talk:Mario/Archive 9

Friend Request
Hi from http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dungeon2_sprites/006.png Cmario 17. Although I don't agree with a lot of your opinions (on Yoshi, Bowser, and Wario mainly), but no two people think exactly the same, so its OK.

wanna be my friend--mariomario678910 19:17, 27 March 2010 (EDT)

Wario
Well, why list these facts when I listed 'em?

Besides, isn't Wario cool?

hi-Nucleartoad24

A Userbox
Here's a user box from me!

I agree
I agree WARIO SUCKS! Up with Petey.

I've never liked him
I do like him but hardly he's just how should I put this uuuuuhhhh let's see (stupid) uuuuhhhh nooo that's not it uuuhhh (retarded) uuuuuuhhh oohhh I got it he's dang weired! I mean really even his games are weired it's like nintendo put all the weirdos in there compony to disign his games you know. I still like him a bit but hardly like on a scale of 0-10 I give him a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 (this might have been a bit harsh on him so sorry got a little crazy. :D)

Yea it made me feel better!

The userbox tower that everyone hates
I actually like that one concerning BiS o_o' - 23:37, 5 October 2009 (EDT)

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Hi again from http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dungeon2_sprites/417.png C mario 17.

I finally noticed that you put me down as your friend (you never responded on my talk page (its OK)), so here you go:

I guess I kind of agree with you now that I think about it. One of the main reasons I like Wario is because its fun to make fun of him (I don't torture him - I think he gets enough already)

Confused
Um...what did you mean when you asked me if I would mind if you put a userbox concerning with friends on my talk page or not?

If you meant to post your friend userbox on my page so that I would get it, its fine.

Otherwise you'll have to run that past me again. (I may be in college, but I can't read minds...especially over the Internet) http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/dungeon2_sprites/417.png C mario 17

Hi
Hi (this is a ferind request)

I now hate Wario! (yay 4 me)
I hate him becase in Mario Kart 64 he keep knoking me off the edge now I just wanna strangle that little midget!

lol
Lol that's funny in SM64 Ds I have a action repley ds and I use it to mess around with Wario (jump really high so he dies ect ect...)

COLOR!!!
Want to know how to add color to a page?

I put a code on this page to make it a diffrent color copy the code and then deleat it! How to use it! the thing that says "color:white; in the code is the text color the thing that says background:blue; is obvously the background the thing that says the thing that says border:3px solid red;-moz-border-radius:6px;padding:8px;" is the outline just change the color.

MAKE SURE TO DELEAT THE CODE AFTER YOU HAVE COPYED IT! Edit it and make it your own!

INPORTANT if you leave the code here any message under this will have this on it!

I suggest that you use the names of the colors like green or blue instead of the #fCo thing... If you want more spacific colors just go to the help page. If you want to know how to change text color just ask me.

Cool I deleated the code for you (that was on this page)

SPECIAL PRESENT FOR YOU!
Just for you! the code is Image:Green_Mario.Gif Please try it out you might like the pic. (I recolored a mario pic in art but the anima movement got frozen in the first position it starts in.)

RE:
Try putting thease around the edgess like this Don't copy the nowiki things that I put around it so it would show up... The pic will look like this...

Silly Signature?
Well, I love a signature. Problem is, no one bothers to rip Baby Luigi dancing aka battle pose in MAL PIT and I don't know how to rip. Plus, I don't know how to make GIFs.

And for Baby Luigi dancing, I will sure heck give it a 1000000/10!!

And my signature will look stupid, silly, smelly, stinky, same, sucky, sappy, soppy, soggy, saggy, safe, sickly, sna-ish, snagazine, squealish, sardines, salmon, and yeah, you get the point. ;)

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Uh, Greenie?
Shouldn't you place your signature on your userpage, so you can keep track of it?

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New sig
I was exploring and saw your new sig it looks good! I also saw it, and I am afraid to say it has more images than allowed (2), so please remove the other 2. Thanks -- 14:17, 1 November 2009 (EST)

My new signature looks nothing special
Just take a look at it. It looks so awfully dumb. I cannot believe it. 22:07, 5 November 2009 (EST)

PS What's up with this gray, ugly box?


 * Also, thanks for the help you gave me with the signature. Now click on the "OnFire" part of my signature and there's your present. 22:11, 5 November 2009 (EST)


 * Stop screaming at me!! I don't listen to demands anyway, and I can only get more Wario facts if more stuff is popping up on my mind!!

Sheesh, you dingu, fadgen, dans, megeed amedfu freak! 22:50, 5 November 2009 (EST)

Samus Stroy
(Note: Intended typo)

AARGH! MY EYES!! IT'S BLEEDING!!

No. That is definetly a HUGE wall of text there. I can barely even understand it without any punctuation!

This is a user not BabyLuigiOnFire. Yes siree, no.

BTW, Samus IS a robot.

RE RE::
Ok I don't make animations I just edit them and after I edit them they can't move so u know i don't make them I just recolor them in art. Ok first I open art get out the animation (pefurably pixlated) then I re save it because if it's a moving animation then it will get the animation messed up and I have to recolor it and remake it and fix it and stuff. If it dosen't do that I just recolor the image and I'm done I might add a cape or something 2 it also.

RE: CAN I HELP YOU!!??
You can help. I'm in Super Mario Sunshine right now, finishing up. :P It's a tedious, but ok job.

Samus, Smaus, Samus, Samus
Well, about this Yoshi thing, it can mean this user copies me or that it is just a mere coincidence

Wow, we're living together, yet we still communicate like this. Sigh. You always have "better" things to do than go on Mairowiki. Which brings me here...

Why can't you edit some articles for once? I've also seen that not too many people are talking to you. Like, hmmm Fire Flower? Or Blue Shell?? Use your imagination. I can't edit everything at once, you know. This wiki is not based around me, but yeah, I do like to get well known for my actions.

Ok, let's talk about something not wiki related...like..say..Samus. Yeah, SAMUS!!! So robotic, Luigi likes Samus. Samus. Such a robot. Samus

Oh, by the way, Ness screams UDGE!! I LIKE FUDGE!! And screams like an old lady!

My Proposal
I see you voted in support of my proposal. Unfortunately, it was removed. It's back up again, so you're welcome to place your vote again, but I was wondering if you'd mind going to the individual articles and placing a vote or adding a comment there instead... It'd get work done more quickly and efficiently, as well as help attract more attention.

Just go to each page, read the proposal, and if you support, add a support vote. If you oppose, add an oppose vote. If you really don't know, or have a question, add a comment and we can discuss it until you know which way you want to vote. Elemental crystals:
 * Earth Crystal
 * Fire Crystal
 * Water Crystal
 * Wind Crystal (Note that a vote in any direction will affect the three other crystal articles, so it'd be best to just add a single vote and discussion to the Earth Crystal page as that's where the work has already begun taking place)


 * Crystal Bit
 * Straw
 * Tuff Puff
 * Lava Bud
 * Petit Piranha
 * Here's a few other articles proposed for merging or splitting, so it might help if you put in something for these as well.

Split:
 * Blue Toad
 * Yellow Toad
 * Metal Mario
 * Baby Yoshi

Merge:
 * Bamma
 * Flare
 * Tubba Blubba's Heart (I'm no longer pushing for this one, since with some thought I don't think it'd be helpful. But, the merge is already up so some discussion would help in making it final one way or the other)


 * That was Redstar up there, FYI. Anyway, all of them are merged/split/created/deleted, I don't know if Yoshi Baby is split, but I will check soon.
 * It is really Baby Yoshi.

I got...
A XBOX 360 ELITE!!!

Well...
Yeah, I AM an ugly moron! Huzzah!! I hope the administrators (sysop sounds too silly) don't take that seriously because, uh, because you're a fat man who wears green? I don't get insulted by your "insults" ya know. I know you're just joking.

All we get is red envelopes with money inside them. I remember we got a whole bunch of stuff for Christmas including a car, a train, a house, some toys, some movies, some video games. Now? Nothing. I feel sad. I REALLY wanted a Baby Luigi this year. Now, it's impossible.

Well, for the Baby Man comedian act, he's gonna love tomatoes being thrown at him. He thinks that the audience loves him for giving him free food.

PS Isn't Baby Mario manly? Plus, he's a butt. He's proud of it.

PPS You know, they should really make Mario Kart Wii action figures, with a character, able to ride on all karts available in their section.

PPPS When am I gonna get a Baby Luigi? :/

PPPPS Make sure you read the above comment, by Gamer 2.1. He forgot to sign.


 * Yoshi definitely is the worst idea for a character. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! You know, Baby Luigi needs to replace Yoshi in the games, because Yoshi stinks butt. Why isn't Baby Luigi in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games? He would be perfect, plus I want a baby beating up Sonic!!

Or in Brawl, Baby Luigi beating up Snake!! Or him taunting in a horde of Smart Bombs!! Grr...when it comes to characters, Nintendo is clueless. They only care about Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Wario, and Toad (ok, so they give less attention to Toad too)!!

Why did Nintendo axe Mario Party? Who cares about those people saying PLAFORMERS ARE BETTAH DAN SPINOFFS!! What bozos...I want Baby Luigi participating in mini-games!! All we get is this stupid, stupid, STUPID Blooper. It's like, I'm gonna play as Blooper because I like Blooper!

You wrote so much, I'm not gonna respond to all of your complaints.

I'm so tired. I want to revise more course articles, but I can't get myself to do it. Partly because I don't own a capture card yet. ;(

PS I'm coming with you to hunt and capture Wario!


 * Propeller Baby Luigi = WIN. And Propeller Wario = FAIL

Propeller Yoshi = FAIL. Any game that stars Yoshi = FAIL Yoshi= FAIL

Baby Luigi in a Penguin Suit!! That's so cute!! He'll be so adorable in a Penguin Suit!!

Ugh, I replied later than you expected. I was fixing up Peach Beach and Dry Dry Desert. Baby Park is waaayyy too simple, despite it's chaoticness.

There's nothing to talk about. Why is the wiki so screwed up sometimes?

Wartio's FAT
That's an intended teepo. TYPO. Argh!!

Hahahahohohohihihihuhuhuheheheuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Wario's Poop, in Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. I can't find that page anymore so I can type the excerpt of this hilarious think. Some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is funny, while others are just plain dumb (especially about Baby Luigi having reputation of being "gay" BOOOO)

Oh, and Pirate Goomba is a pirate goomba.

I love Bacon. Mmmmm. With only 1 gram of Saturated fat per serving!!

Oh, get some Boost (or whatever the heck that's called)! With a whopping 5% juice!

Sorry, me's being random, so me'll stop. Me hope ya feels better cuz being random is not a good thing on this wiki. Me'll try bein' serious nowz

NOOOOOOO!! I LOVE RANDOMNESSS!!

PS Batteries aren't included


 * Here yer go. I made ya a present. Place on your userpage, and you will contact Mario. Mario will then use his powers to see who is on your userpage!!

PS What happens when you "no wiki" a "no wiki"? Huh? Will it turn out like this?

Mario Kart 64
New gameplay screenshots have been added, and several trivia have been either removed or relocated. Please review your oppose and remove it if you are satisfied with the changes. Thanks. --

I hate it how Wario says
NYAAAAHHHHHRRRGGGGHHHH in this game.

And I hate it how you say that you hate it when I hate it when the hyperlink Link link links to the Baby Luigi article! I hate it when that happens, because clearly, I hate it.

Oh, and I hate it how you changed your signature.

(all of this is SAR CHASM!! Or sarcasm.)


 * Thanks for giving me this pointless orange box of death that says YOU HAVE NEW MESSAGES (LAST CHANGE).

I was browzin' in Gamefacks and they said that KAMEK would do better than the BABY MARIO BROS. What have they been drinking? Kamek is just a stupid (I feel like cussing at him) named, generic magikoopa that does stupid things (my rage is boiling). Kamek is a ************************************************. Kamek should die. How can Kamek do better than the Baby Mario Bros.? He never had a role in the game. Well, forget it you morons. Kamek can go and rot in a pit. ROT IN A PIT I SAY!!!!!!!!!!

Curses, swears, laughs like a maniac. Ouch

Anyway, how was Spore? Did Yoshi try to flee from bees again? He did? Cool. Now place Kamek there and watch it rain!

My finals, I did better than I expected. It was the highest in my class. 196/200 is great, I guess.

I couldn't agree more...being a teenager does stink. I'm gettin' put on a lot of stress these days, and the main reason is high school (waking up at 6:30? LAME) and my grades. Getting a bad grade leaves me with a negative attitude, duh. And now, I don't have any time to go on KirbyWiki, and when I do have time, I don't have the urge to write up articles and rewrite them. I really want to go and edit KirbyWiki, and I wonder what those people at KirbyWiki think where the hoola boola I went.

And I'm not seeing Baby Luigi nor hearing him. Tis sad. But seeing and hearing Ness is ok I guess.


 * Hello again. I agree. Kamek can go rot in Wario's Armpit, and Pit can drag Kamek there.

I'm a female person, yet I like a male person. But it's also not uncommon for girls to like cute things (like babies, hence BABY Luigi)

You like the Ribs? Well, I prefer the Oreo shake (from Baskin Robbins). It has as much sodium as in 9 bags of Lays Potato Chips! Plus, you can slurp it up with a straw! Deeeelicious!

Anyway, isn't Yoshi cute when he is getting chased by bees to death? Just look at pictures I took if you know what I mean.

Thanks. You gave me more info. I need that!!

I think I'll update my userpage when I feel like to.

(Plus, listen to Sherbet Land Mario Hoops 3 on 3 -30 speed. Hilarious)

I Heart the Magic School Bus
Check out this dude's userpage. He has something like your paragraph filled with Samus, except a lot shorter of course.

I don't know. He keeps mentioning me on his userpage (such as "This Person is Awesome" links to my userpage). Well, to tell ya that fact, I'm kinda flattered by this.

Oh, and what 'chu planning to do, eh? Go crazy? Sounds fun. How 'bout bein' random. Such as....hhmmmm...that yellow abomination named WARIO.

Sorry for this sappy talk. Gotta stop talkin' like this.

ANYWAY.

You love the Magic School Bus, don't ya?

Oh and BTW....SAMUS IS A ROBOT. Sheesh, when will these people learn that Samus is not a woman? Does it even LOOK like a woman?? No. Zero Suit Samus is just its inner form. Samus is the most character ever (note I intended this)

Also...Metrod is a pretty cool guy. Eh, he kills space pirates and doesn't afraid of anything.

I'll not sign and you figure out who I am....punk. If you're a punk, then I'm a bigger one, heeheehaahaahoohoohiihiihuuhuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(oh what the jel, I'll sign)

Vandals -_-
Yeah, I hate them so much. It's easy to revert, just go to the history section, go to previous edits and click undo.--

Tom Nook says "What?"
Anyway, this is regarding your most recent message you sent to me. I apologize for not being clear for this issue I'm trying to resolve.

I was talking about images of enemies in New Super Mario Bros. in the Mario and his Stupid Compiter site (MFGG). It does contain images of some enemies in New Super Mario Bros. However, that's not enough to fill in even half of the tables. My decision is to leave it blank until enough time passes and what is necessary has been accomplished.......

Man, this fever is making me act differently!!! Oh gawd. All of this sappy talk is making me sound so administrativey! Ugh. I still have a headache. I don't feel horrible enough to show signs of the H1N1 influenza that's spreading, but if I look at a picture of Wario right now, I think I might puke.

You know what? That's funny. They say that the H1N1 influenza is spreading like Baby Luigis running through my mind, but there is no sign of it here in this region.

One last word: VANDALS SUCK!!!!!!

We should encourage to vandalize, so that we can mercilessly ban them. Maybe I should tell that to the administrative staff, heeheehee. Taken that from Wikipedia, actually.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUIDWARD!!
Happy Happy Birthday, happy birthday squidward.

Happy happy Birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse.

Happy happy birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUIDWARD!!

WHOOOHOOOOO YAAAYYYY!!!

Another year older, haha.

IT'S NOT MY BIIIRTTHDAAAYYY!!!

Exactly. That's what I wanted to say. 2/17 is NOT my birthday. 2/18 on the other hand...

You're dead too
Why? Prolonged exposure to Baby Luigi's ugliness will scar you for eternity! Even when you're dead.

And what? You're talking about your stupid Netbook, am I right?

Look pal, you were born the same day as me, considering that we're twins. So take that, you fat freak. Those things also happened when you were born.


 * Awwwww, it's a Scrub Jay! How cute! I expected a bird, anyway.

Still, you smell. It is implied that you're punching me.

In 1981, it was nearly the end of the world when an obese person's fat shaved off. Mario grew out of the pool of fat.

No you're not. Worship Baby Luigi and things may turn out a bit better


 * I was planning to, but I forgot.


 * Hey, I have a suggestion. Why won't YOU do it?


 * Fawfulfury is asleep by now and I see no one is active. And I was ABOUT TO so seriously. Besides, don't get mad over this silly issue.

Oh fine, I'll tell them. But next time, please don't bug me.

You can basically kiss Mario goodbye for being featured. That fat thing gets too much attention and he appeared in too many games. Now Baby Luigi needs more attention than him. Mario is the one who is overrated. The developers only care about Mario, Luigi, Peach, etc.

Baby Luigi will NEVER become unfeatured. Like he said, he ALWAYS weens!

RE: FA Rules
That sucks. I like listing the reasons why articles are superior. Why? I just do

Removing Support Votes' Reasons
Yes you are allowed to do this, but please don't artificially "bump" nomination pages by doing this. Only do it when the page is edited anyway. 14:48, 20 February 2010 (EST)

The Most Hilarious Picture on this Site
Check out. My dragon's stone.



Look at Wario's points compared to everyone else's.


 * I see a low pressure system outside. It's not a high pressure system, you know. And I saw big fat clouds too.

Ciconia ciconia should kill Kamek and his stupid Toadies. I mean, really, she has some sort of grudge against them.

Try searching Ciconia ciconia on google images.

Taken from the 'Shroom, by awesome writer Gamefreak75

"Tomatoes? Nah! Onions? GROSS! Garlic...YEAH!

Garlic, one of the most refined vegetables of today. Forget about the sissy fruits they call tomatoes and onions, Garlic is a real vegetable. You think garlic tastes nasty? You think garlic makes your breath smell!? Well...true, but think again!

Garlic is the newest taste and has been used in many recipes. There are whole meals being made with this delectable vegetable. Start off with some fried garlic as an appetizer. Have a nice bowl of garlic soup or have a deluxe garlic salad. For your entree, have some roasted garlic with a side of...GARLIC! Craving dessert? Try some garlic-flavored ice cream or some garlic tiramisu. Thirsty? Wash it down with freshly squeezed garlic juice. The perfect dinner, am I right?

Ever had troubles with vampires? Do you despise the movie Twilight? Give them a taste of their own medicine using garlic!

Visit your local grocery store before they fly off the shelves...no, seriously, I thought I just saw Wario walk into the produce section. "

Visit the Fake News. It's awesome, like it always was.

PS Did you expect the real life stork from the Island series?

PPS Oh, and is Corvus brachyrhynchos a crow? CUTE!!


 * "Ever had troubles with vampires? Do you despise the movie Twilight? Give them a taste of their own medicine using garlic!"

Did you read this line? That line made me laugh. Twilight is BS (blueberry smoothie, one of Baby Luigi's curse words) and I would surely get some garlic to repel Twilight fans. Hahaha!


 * Who would win in a fight? Mario and Baby Luigi or Twi and Light? Well, Baby Luigi loves shining flashlights and Mario, he eats Twi.

Who would win in a fight? Mario and Baby Luigi or Master Cheif and Halo? Mario and Baby Luigi, duh.

Who would win in a fight? Mario and Baby Luigi or Donkey and Kong? Mario and Baby Luigi.

I'm a girl too, and I think Twilight is the most overrated pile of crap I ever saw. Up with Baby Weegee and Mawio!! Down with this horrid book!

Twilight
Which book??? the one by Erin Hunter or the one by Stephanie Meyer??

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PS: What is the scientific name for shy guys and their varients???

I feel Sorry for that Penguin
Seriously. A Jackass Penguin. Why do the people call that poor penguin a JACKASS Penguin. Seriously.

And bustard, another type of bird, sounds like a bad word. Replace the u with an a aaaannnddddd....

Yeah, I know. I hate bad words.

Still, I love Mallards, House Sparrows, Mockingbirds, and Black Phoebes.

Re: Yoshikea
Sounds like the smartest imposter (no I'm just kidding) in the mushroom kingdom. yoshis aren't stupid, if you don't count the yoshi named Yoshi. Then which dinosaur genus does Yoshi belong to (not the stupid genus nor the idiotic genus nor the retarded genus)??? Yoshi should be smart enough if he appeared in the Olympic games (Why would dumb people go to the olympic games???) and not in the ParaOlympics. -

PS: He is not a frog either. He knows how to drive a kart.

PPS: Baby Luigi never appeared in real world. Mario actually got third in the Small Final in Snowboard cross in the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympic Games. (Real name Mario Fuchs of Austria)

Proposal
Please. Just let the proposal die in its own, like every other failed proposal. Ok? So people don't make the same mistake in the near future.


 * Well, he's got a point, you know. He didn't intend to humiliate you or rub his vote in your face. But, seriously. Some pictures look VERY obvious that they stink (Bowser Striker) and some votes look very obvious as well they are not valid. (ANOTHER Mario Party image!?? LOL FAIL) Bureaucrats can't be always right either.

I just thought, well, to just leave it as such. No horrible image has been featured yet ohwait there's that Super Mario Bros picture!!!

Still, not everyone has the same opinions as us (heck, you don't have the same opinion as me!)

Oh, and thanks. I already gave credence to you for the Wario facts.

Hey, can you help me find that Super Mario Bros picture? You know, with the crazy Paratroopa and Bowser? I wonder where you can find that, and that we can nominate it for featuring! Cool, right?

Let Mockingbirds and Scrub Jays rule over Wario! And Yoshi!

FI Proposal
Hey, I'm not mad at you. Even if I were, it wouldn't be a reason to remove your proposal. I just thought it was highly problematic. Nothing personal against you, okay? And yes, I do think it would be best to get rid of the FIs completely. They're fun (and I guess they wouldn't be fun anymore if everyone had to justify their votes), but they don't really suit the wiki, IMO. 05:58, 23 February 2010 (EST)

HI REPLY
Ok you are not my worst freind 2ed i think you already asked that! Note: I'm pretty much inactive now!

No offense on what I said on U Know Who's page
sentence in title. -

PS: It was her fault because if she didn't have put down the "Kill me" section This wouldn't happen.

PPS: The below statement is false.

PPPS: The above statement is true.

PPPPS: You two need to get along.

Re: MS, U Know Who is really an idiot (not...)
First of all, yoshis aren't stupid. Only the yoshi named Yoshi is stupid. My talk page has pictures of Yoshi, not pictures of yoshis. There is a difference. If you want to compare, then go here and here. Second of all, yoshis are animals, and obviously are treated like horses/mules/camels (you ride on them and treat them with respect), and are not retarded stupid fat frogs. Yoshis should be treated with respect or else they would abandon their task and join the Koopa Troop. Third of all, stop being a idiot (just kidding). Fourth of all, can you please find a sprite of wiggler in Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story??? Fifth of all, If you read BabyWeegeeOnFire's third archive you will see this huge wall of text partially taken from your great wall of text, only that I added some stuff to it. She blames it all on you. Hey, I did it too, and that's not fair (for you). Sixth of all, BabyWeegeeOnFire doesn't know how to create talk page proposals. I had to fix one for her. Seventh of all, hi. Eight of all, ... -

Re: Title
Yoshis are one of the best animals (notice how i say animals and not intelligent beings) and should have a scientific name and an article on Wikispecies (same thing with all the enemies in the Mushroom World, and Shroobs, and Piantas, and etc.. In the presumable next possible Platformer game Nintendo is possibly going to make yoshis be an enemy where when they stick your tongue out they can make you die thanks to all the mistreat you and your sister give to yoshi. That's why I gave that example on my Add Featured Quote and MarioWiki:Featured Quote proposal. -

U AND BWOF NEED TO GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!
FYI: BWOF stands for BabyWeegeeOnFire. Luigi is gay, and she is not gay. AAAAAAAAAA Canadian bacon. With 52 calories + a delicious breakfast/lunch/snack/brunch/dinner/night snack/fourthmeal.

Random things.

The Title is self explanatory, so I wouldn't say anything else.

From,

, both of your friends.

Eh...?
I wasn't biased with my "reasonings" in putting in my vote to "feature" the Princess Peach article. If I did see something in that article itself that would make me say otherwise, I would have sadly placed in my vote to oppose the featuring of said article. --M. C. - "Mario Gals" Fan! User Page | Talk Page 19:32, 1 March 2010 (EST)

Arch Chives
Time waht?

TIEM FORE YE TO ARHCIE!!

Here:

User talk:LeftyGreenMario/Archive 1

ie haope dies willin handy dome

U sasisd I dumb nad canot duneatasad sentecs, and yer wright, man! look hwo STEWPID ia am LOL ibethcu u caunnt nderatand dis riht now LOLZ tis shw ya I cant undersntd simepl sentences i cnanot undesatnd wut im talkgint aout LOL wario ewat bbay kgiugi LOL wahtu?

Re: This text is invisible.
Can you read this comment without highlighting it??? Anyways, I know how to make invisible text (BabyWeegeeOnFire has some in her user page.) Here's how. You first find the color of the page, then you do write what you need write and then it will come out as invisible text.

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PS: the above text is true.

PSS: Please highlight the above section to see the text.

I said YOU NEED TO ARCHIVE SOON!!
urnsuertalk pefg si getgitng to klgon,ARCHIE IT!!

gt help from amdiniatarats, suh sats y spelligfn right man tlte

see im stewpid to stewpid for to ahenldel luke how stewpid i is

htns fro da waoi fadcts cud sreallaey sue hrtme

i trinhk ur eirhgrt buot smaus bien a robots tis hapee LOLOLOLOL

Archive at 100 comments
How about instead of crazy archiving like what BWOF did, how about if you archive at 100 comments, like Steve??

LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH!!
LOL, Spongebob reference, M I rite?

What is General Bob-omb trying to do, convert me into his way of thinking? God doesn't exist. We live like all other organisms, NATURALL!!!!

I dunnno what else to say, except that picture on your userpage does NOT need to be thumbnailed.

One more thing: why does God have to be a MALE. Why couldn't be FEMALE?? Females play more of a role in life than a male.

LOL, Scrub Jays
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/2863453414_b2f383585e.jpg

Enjoy :D

SPAM!! HOORAY!!!
The following is spam. You certainly DO NOT want spam.

http://www.bruceongames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Spam-a-tin-of.jpg

Ok, here's what I want to send you:

http://buildyourownbirdhouseplans.com/images/Scrub%20Jay%20with%20prize%20by%20WIlliam%20G.%20Mancebo.jpg

(Please delete this message, because it, of course, is spam)

You are now affected with the Northern Mockingbird curse!


* copy Romeo and Juliet play onto someone's user talk page *

(It was supposed to be a reminder about the infobox, but I wasn't violating the rules. A custom one is fine. -LeftyGreenMario)

PS: This sentence is false.

PPS: sohcahtoa or what the hell that is ("You are affected by the Scrub Jay curse" says LGM)


 * AAAHHH!! My eyes...they crash and BURN!!!!

SOH: Sine, opposite, hypotenuse

CAH: Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse

TOA: Tangent, opposite, adjacent

See? I am mart. With an s. Just like how I am Icky. With a V. *reference*

RANDOM PIC FOR YOU!!!!!!!

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/914/937/96/A9WP2qYqKUVFaFh.jpg

Who's Cuter, Baby Luigi's Butt or Wario's Nose?
I had to say Baby Luigi's butt, because the fact that it belongs to the cutest character in the universe (BABY WEEGEE!!!!!) and the latter belongs to the most disgusting character in the universe (WAR).

Ew.

Who the Heck Are You?
Stop stealing my account name!

-LeftyGreenMario

(Baby Weegee explodes on you)

Re
"Final Results" is to distinguish between the final results, which is the ultimate winner, and the immediate result, which is the loss in life or a gained KO. So in fact it is OK to have that word there. Also, I don't know how many years of high school credit grammar courses you've taken, but "they" as a singular pronoun is commonly used in the English language. Please refer to the following sources for more information on this topic: 1, 2, 3, 4. --


 * "Final Results"? Results means the outcome of the event. Since the outcome is the final thing, it's double-talk to say "final results". "Current results" doesn't make any sense. It's more like "currently, this and this is going on". The first result is still the final event of the first thing. These are just examples. Double talk is puny and precision is power.


 * Here's an example of double talk: Don't repeat the same thing over and over again. It sounds normal, right? It isn't. Over and over and over and over? No. "Don't repeat the same thing over again"? Over and again mean the same thing. "Don't repeat the same thing again". Repeat and again also basically mean the same thing. "Don't repeat the same thing." If you repeat a different thing, well, it wouldn't be repeating, would it? So the outcome is this "Don't repeat." It's complex, but completely logic (I think).


 * "They" as a singular pronoun is getting more and more acceptable into everyday speech and writing, but even so, it's technically wrong. We should rather rewrite sentences from "the player should" to "players should".

O_O
Holy crap, what the heck is up with your talk page. Anyways, Steve uploaded a new version of MediaWiki so everyone's sigs, Japanese and Spanish characters are all screwed up. --


 * Hmm, the giant letters are fixed, but it was worse yesterday. When you tried logging into your account last night, it was like someone was trying to hack into your account. If you didn't give your password, it said "Mario is not amused" and the page just went blank. It was hilarious, but really creepy at the same time. --

It's a lot better. *sighs*

I'm glad I didn't try to login last night. I was too busy being the co-star luma in super mario galaxy 2.

Did I hear that userpages are unprotected? Oh, chocolate cheescakes with aphelocoma feathers on top.

18:44, 6 June 2010 (UTC)


 * Yeah, userspaces were unprotected until about two hours ago. --

Weight
Come to Daisy's talk page about the MKDS weight please. ForeverDaisy09 07:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey
Hey, how're you doing? I was just reading your userboxes. I've read every single one of them. I'm strange that way. I try to read every single userbox (which seriously kills my time when their page is like 2 miles long). It came kind of a shock when I found out you were a girl. Anyways, I didn't get the Mario Strikers Charged thingy with Diddy Kong. I just started the game so I'm a n00b, but so far I've breezed through the game. Was there something hard about diddy kong? Since I saw you compared him with the Perfect Run from Smg2..., I haven't played that yet though.

Oh, so you meant the Diddy Cup mission? I thought you mean facing him in the crystal cup. lol, I've never tried the missions yet. My little brother(who sadly dos not like the Mario series) and I have been playing trough it, and yes we've beaten almost 4 cups in 1 hour. My brother likes sports ALOT, so hes interested in nearly every single sport game no matter if they're Mario, EA sports, or Barbie. And the original Super Mario Striker (for the gamecube) was one of our first Mario game. (Mario Power Tennis being the absolute first), and we can practically beat legendary on that, well, we could, if the CPU doesn't cheat and get perfect strikes all the time.

Yeah, the perfect run. I just beat it today! And played it today. It actually WAS hard. It took 31 lives. Good thing I had stocked 32 in advance. Though I was recordin it at the time. About 7 of the lives was extremly stupid mistakes at the beginning Yoshi part such as swinging into right into a Mine -_-. The rest was at that filthy lazer and Hammer Bros. part. But I beat it. Though it took 45 minutes. I couldn't get ANYONE to play Co-op unless they're really special guest like they came from France or something. My brother hates Mario and most of the Single Player games, and he counts Super Mario Galay 2 a single player game because the co-op to him barely does anything. The only thing he plays now is Call of duty and sport games. He even counts New Super Mario Bros. Wii as a "single player game" despite it obviously being multiplayer. Sigh, but I'm still very good at Mario Galaxy singlehandedly. Yeah, Smg2 WAS very very easy. But I still think its harder than the original. The originals hardest level was eeither the bubble breeze, or the purple coin in the Ghostly Galaxy. The Luigi's purple coins were always easy to me. While Smg2s is the perfect run. And that is harder than the orignals combined. Also the hardest boss in this one is Fire Gobblegut while the previous is Fiery Dino Pirnaha. I can beat the entire Boss Blitz Galaxy no damage, so thats a piece of cake, but I still can't beat Fire Gobblegut no damage. Though I managed 2 hits.

What does blah blah blah for me mean?

Lol you DO talk alot. But I don't mind. People who make conversations proceed well in life. Which is something I dont like to do in real life. Anyway, alot of my friends when I first joined back in 2008 had retired (like I was for awhile) so I really don't have too much people to talk here. On the plus side the people who still ARE around has been turned into sysops! (Bloc partier; Stooben Rooben) to name a few. He DOES watch sports live. Thats actualy what he does alot. He dosn' relly like video games that much in fact. Only Call of Duty. That practically all he plays now. Call of Duty 20/7. Thats basially the only thing my SCHOOL plays bascially. They call Mario fans "nerds". Its a good thing I play Call of Duty now and then ;) But they just don't have taste. Yeah, he ALSO likes Mario sport games better than games like Wii Sport. I started gaming when I was 6 with Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, then got my second video game series ever which is... Mario Spongebob the movie and battle for bikini bottom. Those are VERY GOOD games that are almost as good as Super Mario Galaxy 2. But my first Mario was Super Smah Bros. Melee (I thought that was part of the Pokemon series), then Mario Power Tennis and my first REAL game was Super Mario World for gameboy. I however liked Pokemon better tan Mario, until I became a pro at Pokemon and found about Evs and Ivs. Then I gave up because it was too complicated. I like Kirby too.

So whos older you or your sister? And how old are you two, like in elementary school? Middle School?

Yeah, well platforming is very fun for the old-time gamers and its "classic" and has that carefree attidute about it. I mean, Iwouldn't care if I saved or not in Super Mario Galaxy. Doesn't make a diffeence While RPGS, you ALWAYS have to be careful how you save the game. Blah, I do't really like DK anyways. Too much like Mario. WarioWARE not world, WARE is different as that isn't a plaformer. And if you hate Wario, you can see him repeatedly get run over by a boulder. ^_^

I have melee and Brawl. And I'm pretty good at Brawl. I beat boss battles mode intense with Meta Knigt and Kirby. I tried with Mario, but hes just too weak :'( I can also beat level 9s with any character one on one. Yeah, Brawl was our paradise for about 3 years or so. Then our wiisomehow couldn't read the disc anymore.

I actually like the mainstream a little bit, not alot, alittle bit more because I LOVE the spinoffs. But I think the Mario Partys are a waste. I mean sersiously, Gamecube had 4 of them. 4! I can't even remember which minigames are in which! And they're not even that fun. But heres a question: Do you count Paper Mario and Mario and Luigi as Spin-offs or Mainstream? (some people count them as spinoffs), but I don't know. And I heard alot of people liked the music better in the2nd one. But yeah, the Bowser fights were competly stupid. Never mind beating it no damage, I spent 5 minutes by myself TRYING to get hit, and he wouldn't do it.

New section cuz the old one looked huge
Wow, you really don't like Yoshi, do you? I'm sorry to hear that. I love Yoshi, mainly because Super Mario World was my first Main Mario game ever. Ah well,people hve their opinions, and I respect that. Yeah, Im not a FPS FANBOY, no way, I just like and respect the games as I respect Mario. Though of course less than Mario. The exception is the Resident Evil Series and The House of the Dead series. Those games are VERY VERY GOOD. They're so far the BEST "voilent" games out there. Understandable however, since Nintendo really works with Capcom for Residnet Evil, and House of the Dead is made by sega. I don't own Grand theft auto, but from what I played its REALLY REALLY good.

And I'm not in elementary school, I'm in middle school, and they're already talking about sex, voilence, drugs, sex, and did I mention sex?0_0 I suppose thats the age to talk about those things anyways. But whatever. I occasionally join to make my image look good in the school (it kinda is), but for the most part, I stay away from them. Oh, and my people would also make fun of Donkey Kong but not in your way, they would say the white stuff is... man stuff, and the mound is literally Donkey Kong's "mound". Yeah Family Guy is the craze during my school days (it still is)

Well, the Spongebob games were VERY exceptional. Its one o the most underrated games of the decade. I mean, not many people know about it, but the people who do praise it IMMENSLY for its fun and innovate gameplay, awesome graphics, and a delightful and wonderous soundtrack. Though you can guess why: Its gameplay is very similiar to Super Mario 64 and to an extent Super Mario Galaxy. Its also released to a wide variety of consoles, so people who don't have Nintendo can buy it. I'll answer the rest tomorrow, as I;ve gotta go. C U tomorrow!

Sorry I couldn't get to you in a long time. I was very busy, so I didn't have many time to go on the internet. I have something to say about the previous message: Baby Peach actually came from Yoshi's Island DS which I consider a mainstream game because most of Yoshi's characterisitcs came from that, and Baby Mario and Baby Luigi stemmed from that. Plus never heard of Star Spirits appearing in other games. My brother is acting like a COMPLETE douchebag now. He thinks the world is entitled to his opinion. He says everything that he doesn't like is "gay" and that they suck. They say all fat people suck (even though hes a little chubby himself Btw I'm incredibly skinny and much taller...), he says that boys can like any girls, but girls can only like boys older than them or else they're "pedophiles". He also only listens to one branch of music, and that is the music teenagers heavily listen to these days like Tik Tok and Jay Sean. He doesn't even listen to the old classics like Crazy Train and eye of the tiger saying they're for Grandmas. And of course he says anyone who listens to video game music all have no life. I'm starting to think he hates Mario now, as when I offered to play Mario Strikers Charged with him, he said no and played Fifa World Cup 2009... I asked him why he would rather play FIFA than MARIO and he said Mario is just for nerds, and that the powerups make it unrealisitic. Wow. But the real World Cup is happening right now, so yeah. But hes still a douchebag.

Anyways, I've read on the news that people who are left-handed ALWAYS would've had a twin sibling. So those single child lefties had competed with their right handed counterparts for food and either won, or they both came out which creates twins. I guess you're part of the latter one ^_^

Well, popularity IS actually very important. It helps you develop social skills in life and help to make more friends. Not to mention the dating and the boyfriends and girlfriends.;) But I kinda think thats overrated. But for some reason my TEACHERS treat the popular people much more better too. They talk with them, give them good grades etc. Oh, and about 98% of my middle school, elementary school AND high school go on Facebook.-_- I have one too, to see what all the fuss was about but I go on that MUCH less than Mariowiki and Youtube.

Well horror movies initially make me scared and piss my pants during the movie and maybe a week after. But after that, I get much more confident because I feel I lived it down, and then I feel Brave and couragous. I also like to watch it because i want to see how the monsters act and wonder what the results would be if Mario fought it. Of course Mario would always win, bt its interesting to think what would happen of Mario ever fought Jason Vorhee or The Ring Girl. I would find that hilarious, if they were in Super Mario Galaxy or Paper Mario or Mario and Luigi and Mario beats the crap out of them:)

Thats whats so fun about games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill. Facing your fears and beating them up. Gives you a sense of satisfaction that you WIN against those scary monsters. Grand Theft Auto's MAIN thing actually ISN"T kill everyone you see. Thats for those assholes who don't relly play the game. The Main thing is to NOT kill innocent people and only kill targets. Some missions don't even have killing, like taking your girlfriend out for a date. Its only if you want to quickplay for 5 minutes and not save would you want to just cause mass destruction. Or if you're showing it off to a friend. And the people who make Family Guy actually aren't dumb to be honest. And Fairly oddparenets makers aren't geniuses. I mean, even I dn't like Fairly Oddparents because its just not gettig funny anymore. Poof ruins it. Hes cute and stuff, but just not what I'm looking for. Btw heres a fun fact: Phineas and Ferb a funny kiddy show on Disney is made by the makers of Family Guy, the Simpsons. and SPONGEBOB. Family Guy's Makers ARE genuises, just it might not be funny during Family Guy, but they really are funny and have a Broad sense of humor, unlike those "kiddy shows" like Fairly oddparents who caould only make kids laugh. That quote came from Spongebob's neighbor trouble episode. I've watched every single Spongebob episisode but 3 cuz I'm a HUGE fan.

On a ligher note, the people who praise Spongebob isn't actully game reviewers I have to say since its so obscure but the people who've played it. Many people have compared it to Mario and Zelda, and its just a great adventure game. I mean its Soundtrack is near perfect for a game thats not made by Nintendo. I'm starting to think maybe some of their composers might have hithced in and gave them a little advice. And game reviers did give it good; battle for bikini bottom was considered the best Spongebob game ever and the movie was second. they were rated something like 8out of 10 in some websites. So yeah, the statement all games based on movies are bad ISN'T true. Spongebob's games at least during 2000-2006 were some of the best games out there. But alas, their company got laid off by THQ for money saving purposes, so now Spongebob is screwed with a bad company. THQ was ONLY good for Spongebob games at least in my opinion, all the othe games sucked now.:(

Whoops guess I didn't end with a light note, but heres a quote:OBEY MARIO DESTORY WARIO!!

Ps, I've heard of that statement thing alot on the internet before, its a mind screw sort of thing

Well, I've gotta get back to u later, but I just want to thank you for you edits on the Chain Chomp article. I'll try to improve it as best I could. Thanks!

Lol Omg, I just played Resident Evil 4 right after Paper Mario ttyd. You can tell the differences: blood, voilence, but you can really see the similiarties: The puzzles, sneaking past sleeping enemies. You should play it. You're missing out on alot of fun. I mean Mario isn't the only video game in the world.

Oh yeah, and I remember Whackas also appeared in what was it Mario Party 6?

Do you have an european computer or something? How did you do that thing on the u???
Yeah, I meant outside of Nintendo. I guess Guitar Hero and Doom is a good start. Since Guitar Hero was MY first game outside of Nintendo (besides Spongebob but I used to consider that Nintendo how strange). I grew up with Mario too but I'm glad for change anytime. But my heart stays at Mario. I'm best at him, and I know the most about him even if I do play other games. Ahh, the patroller and sysop dutys. When I first joined (2008) I wanted to be a sysop quick. I was 10. But once 1 year or so came I realized that there are other things in the world. I mean, I've been inactive for 1 year or more. And besides you and your sister if you become patrollers and sysops will have to quit or at least take a break like Tucayo, since college is a competly busy scheldue with no time for ANYTHING, not even a social talking with real life friends. Don't ask me how I know. All I want to do is to at least get 5000 edits and then I'll be content. ( I have like 1000 now), and you have like 950). I'm surprised so many people have turned. Like MeritC only has 3000 and hes turned, and other people like Baby Mario Bloops has 6000 and isn't even patroller. So its strange. I'm however most surprised at FawfulFurys I mean shes 12! I guess it also kind of fits, since she has alot of time on her hands. But I don't see how you're not as social as her. I mean look at my talk page! You're very good at conversations. You should try that in your school life. You're just shy, I bet you'll get alot more friends if you just talk a little. I mean you're quite enjoyable to talk to, and friends are invaluable in life. Btw, is your sister more popular than you in real life? Also, how long apart did you sign up with your sister? Since I see that she has 2600 sort of edits, and you have 950.

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Well...

On Mario Kart Wii, I like the colors of his Shooting Star.

Well... No, I don't like wario. (Note that I didn't capitalize the first letter. Why? It's a name! Isn't it a proper noun? No. wario isn't proper or common, thus NO letters of his name should be capitalized under ANY conditions. First word in the sentence? wario, not Wario. Understand? Good.) However, I do like Wario! You know, the guy who runs WarioWare Inc.? He isn't wario. He's Wario, a whole different person. wario isn't smart enough to run a business. He's smart enough to, um, well, he's not smart. Stupid, on the other hand, is a great desription for wario. And wario is stupid enough to... um... well, check out  this . That should show you how stupid he is. Wario is smart, and I like him. I don't like wario. Oh, more cool(horrifying) facts about wario can be seen  here. 

Actually, I don't like him. More Details above. See if you can read it. Bye


 * Hey--I Like Wario! Not wario!

Some trivia that you didn't know

 * Did you know that I suck?
 * Did you know Mario is fat?
 * Did you know Wario is VERY fat?
 * Did you know that the Grubba article has more stolen screenshots than not? And it's featured!
 * Did you know that Baby Luigi is ugly?
 * Did you know that Luigi is 94'/?
 * Did you know that Wario is cool?
 * Did you know that Wario is cute?
 * Do you wanna dance?

-LeftyGreenMario

We should unfeature the Grubba article ;) 05:11, 18 July 2010 (UTC)


 * Thnx, didn't catch that. Hope no one reverts it



-LeftyGreenMario

If I Can't Do What I Want To Do Then My Job Is Not To Do What I Don't Want To Do
WARNING: Spam is approaching!

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Welcome. This place is to accommodate the people who served racing in the streets and dying because they are such a waste of space. We'd like to thank them for dying because we are a heck overpopulated anyway.

Anyway, this game is the sequel to Mario Kart Double Dash. After Wizpig got sent to the moon, Diddy Kong saw that Wizpig came back for more revenge and racing.

Wait. This isn't Diddy Kong Racing.

Mario Kart Wii is basically game where all you do is drive and use items.

Ha! It isn't that complex as it looks. In fact, only 24 characters appear, no more than 16 new racecourses, only 16 old ones you have already raced on, only 20 items, the rancid inclusion of bikes, no more than 36 vehicles to choose from, and JUST 10 exclusive battle courses. My advice: DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.

Let me go over the three lovely classes again...with a brand NEW!! name.

Featherparns, Middlebolkers, and Fattenbenchies: A New Nicka Name For Dem

The story begins when the Featherparns were getting tired with their current name. They complained about it to the Middlebolkers. The Middlebolkers said, TOO BAD!!! and so the Featherparns turned to the Fattenbenchies which was risky. Of course, which you expected, the Fattenbenchies slapped the Featherparns and the Featherparns cried for only 13 days.

The Featherparns, for after crying 13 days, visited Nintendo for help on changing their name. Nintendo, though, saw them, gaped, rubbed their eyes, and screamed. They fainted because they developed those characters and they too surprised to help the ye ol' Featherparns in any way. They either froze and gaped or ran away in horror. Experiencing this, the Featherparns left Nintendo and decided to form a new name themselves and astound those two arrogant classes. The Featherparns made a lot of descisions on their new names. The first one suggest was the Shell Smashers, by a Featherparn who made the cut into Mario Kart Wii. Most of the other Featherparns opposed, simply because only two were turtles and Shell Smashers didn't make any sense at all. Another suggested the Cutesy Pies and the rest objected that name without hesitation. Then, one Featherparn suggested the Lightspeeders. This name sounded very suitable since they ARE light and they can zip around with the proper vehicles. However, the developer of Mario Kart Wii said that their name must be this: the Lighterspakers. The Featherparns were about to consent, but this was the developer's decision.

The other classes were jealous that the Featherparns got a new name. They mumbled, grumbled, complained, wailed that it isn't fair. However, the newly called Lighterspakers said that was truly deserved and that they said TOO BAD!! to them and the Lighterspakers thought the Middlebolkers were already content with their new name. The Middlebolkers were, in fact, sick with their name and they also wanted a new one. One suggested Monkey In the Middle and the rest consented. Then, the developer came in and said that this will be their new name: Mackerelleranna. The Middlebolkers wailed, but this was life and the developers was alike to a president, god, or leader. The Lighterspakers laughed at the Mackerelleranna but the Ligherspakers ended up getting slapped by the Mackerellerannas.

The Fattenbenchies weren't content with their current name either. They thought it made them look "stupid" and "fat." So the developer decided and pondered and curled his hair and thought up of this name: Obeserraker. The Fattenbenchies got even more upset and the Lighterspakers and the Mackerelleranna laughed at them and they too ended getting slapped by the Obeserrakers.

The new names caused such problems as it cause such hard feelings between the three classes. Thus, this is the conclusion of the new names.

Now that I have explained to you why the three groups has changed their names, let's go into detail about them again.

The Lighterspakers 8 little pigs form 8 little houses. The 8 little houses all got torn up by an angry wolf or a raging tornado. No seriously. 8 piggies form this group, the Lighterspakers. The story makes sense too. The "angry wolf" is the Mackerellanna group and the "raging tornado" is the vicious Obeserraker group. Obviously, the "raging tornado" is more powerful than the "angry wolf." They are the lightest of the bunch. You know them well. They are finally back, to kick some tail. Really. Packed with no more than the last game because two Featherparns, Diddy and Bowser Jr., got promoted to the Mackerelleranna group while Paratroopa got dismissed due to the fact that no turtle can fly. However, 3 new people took place in those that are lost.

The Lighterspaker Federation

Baby Mario: He wants to be called "Baby Man" because he thinks he is very manly, which IS true. Manly to the bone, Baby Mario is very manly. Probably manlier than anyone else in this entire universe. His extreme fatness adds a fattening 8 to the Weight stat while his carefulness with his steering contributes 6 to the Handling stat. He likes red and most of his vehicles are red. The only exceptions are the Blue Falcon, Booster Seat, and the Magikruiser.

Baby Peach: She's new to the kart. She's so new, that she isn't even born a week ago. That's how new she is. All about her is being newnewnew. Ugh! Everyone likes new things, and so people must like her. She is an explorer, I had heard. Her exploring nature gives her a 6 overweight Weight bonus and 3 bonus to her main variables needed to explore: Speed, Acceleration, and Handling. Her favorite color is this funky light pink, girly color that is, of course, new and an explorer's favorite.

Toad: Toad returns with more mushroom and feet power! Toad is still capable to run REALLY fast though. Don't let the illusion that appears he is driving a car or bike fool you. Just watch closely on the ground below Toad and you can see Toad's feet at work. Anyway, since Toad's vehicles are feet powered, he gets a nice 6 point acceleration boost. Plus, his feet can slide well, so this adds another 6 point bonus to Drifting. Toad's favorite color is this deep, warming, blue.

Koopa Troopa: Turtles do NOT drive. Nor will they ever will. And with Paratroopa absent, Koopa Troopa feels even more depressed. Koopa Troopa doesn't have any spirit driving a car or bike anymore and it's happy sounds it makes are just its signs of depression. Since it was very found of Paratroopa, it makes Paratroopa-like noises now as it retracts in its shell for a stunt. Depressed it may be, but it's still very alert and careful so it gets a nice 6 bonus in Handling. It also loves the nitrous it gets when it boosts, so it gets a satisfying bonus of 6 in Mini Turbo. It's favorite color actually is various, but most often seen with cyan or yellow.

Baby Luigi: Ah, the green ugly fatty. Really, he is that fat. An 8 boost in weight suggests that this baby is overweight. Do not play as him. His annoying voice will sure draw your nerves in your head and then KABOOM!!! goes flying your irritation and infuriating at this voice. He sounds especially evil and annoying when he hops over a stunt area as his evil laugh of death will sound. Baby Luigi, however, is just Luigi in a baby outfit and personality so if you want to have a Luigi-esque Lightspaker, then look no further than Baby Luigi because HE IS Luigi. However, I hope you can tolerate his evil laugh of death because I had heard a lot of people die from this...THING. He also loves being very speedy and so he gets this jetspeed point of 5 which he wanna ween dis wace. He likes the color of vomit if you hate him and likes the color of leaves if you like him, which a nice hue of green.

Baby Daisy: This is her very first appearance EVER. And she wouldn't like Baby Luigi because Baby Luigi was around since...uhhh...I don't know. 1995 I suppose? Baby Daisy has only been around since 2008. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR BABY LUIGI TO LIKE BABY DAISY and it shall never happen. Anyway, Baby Daisy wants to follow in the shadow of Baby Luigi. She has the exact same speed bonus as him, but also a meaty 3 pointer in nitrous boosting. But, she is less fat than Baby Luigi so she gets 6 in weight. Her favorite color? You guessed it: orange.

Toadette: Baby Daisy also wants to be like Toadette. Both were created for partner purposes. The only reason how they are different from each other is that Toadette is basically a pink Toad with pigtails and a dress while Baby Daisy is Daisy in a baby forme. Anyway, Toadette is being in the mainstream games now. Why he is in the mainstream games when he is so minor, beats me. He doesn't even have his own course while the Baby Mario Bros. had Cemetery Park. Toadette likes to get dirt all over him so he gets a big fat 6 (though not as fat as the Baby Mario Bros.) in Off-road. He also loves to have some speed with some off-road, so he is undoubtedly the perfect off-roader. His favorite color is hot pink. Why is he so homosexual, I wouldn't know. He even has a female voice!

Dry Bones: Hmm, Dry Bones? What kind of Dry Bones? Why isn't there a Wet Bones? This isn't a character, ladies and gentlebutts! This is just a pile of dry bones that can't even drive. Bones that just sit there on the seat is completely pointless. Why replace Paratroopa with bones is beyond me. If the bones can't drive, then the bonuses won't provide any benefit. Com pron da vu? Ugh, I don't know how to right French. But the most often you see Dry Bones is on a colorless, gray kart.

The Mackerellannas Even though they have a funny name, they are as boring as before. Diddy Kong and Bowser Jr., expect this place to be very boring. I'm so sorry you got promoted into the Mackerellanna class since it's SO boring. No one completely new joins the Mackerellanna class either. That's how boring they are. Boring to the core. But they acquire the coolest car in the entire game and that's a pathetic excuse why to say they are cool and isn't pathetic at all. I envy them.

The Mackerellanna Foundation

Mario: Ugh. The dull, uncontenting fat man is always here. He is always here to save the day, but he is always here to bore the eyeballs out of your skulls to death. Mario's stat bonuses are extremely boring too. Come on! 2 bonus in Acceleration and Handling! Very boring. 3 bonus in drifting is pretty usually too. The only thing Mario is great at is being fat with gives a fattening fatty fat fat bonus 6 in Weight. He couldn't be any boringer. He's the reason why the Mackerellannas are boring. His voice and his shrieks will also bore you to death. Especially the repetitive "Vrrrm!!" or "Oh yeah!" or "Mama!" sounds he makes. That will surely make your life a little bit duller than it already is. His favorite color should've been sepia, but instead he got red. That still suits him, because red is a boring color also and the first color of the rainbow is also utterly boring.

Luigi: Luigi is the younger brother of the boring fat man you always see. At least he has more tone and content than that shell of a fun person named Mario. "Coo!" is way more interesting to listen at than "Madio time!" at least. Anyway, Luigi enjoys being similar to Mario; like Strikers Charged and Slugs. However, Luigi should've been noted the fact that Mario is utterly boring and if Luigi found out, then Luigi would not act like Mario at all. Anyway, Luigi has the speed of 2 which will take him somewhere unlike Mario. He has the exact same weight as Mario which doesn't make any sense. Unfortunately, for Luigi, he is completely outclassed by Baby Luigi, which is pretty sad by being beaten by his own baby self that is pretty ugly. Luigi loves green, and he will always have a liking for the color green.

Peach: The next thing I'm going to eat is peach-flavored yogurt and here I am, talking about her! Finding a pink Mackerellanna car is difficult and it should provide a challenge for any racer. Why? Let me explain. Peach gets kidnapped 8234823044 and a half times a day so placing racing in her messy schedule is extremely tricky. Like I said in my last Informario, good luck to you finding a pink Mackerellanna vehicle! Anyway, when she DOES races, she enjoys to speed it up a little with 2 in her Speed. Peach also loves accelerating to her top speed, so 5 bonus is added in her Acceleration. And her most obvious adept stat is Drifting. She gained the experience from it in Mario Kart DS of course and earns an adept 6 in Drifting. He favorite color is pink, like I said earlier.

Yoshi: Yoshi doesn't even know how to drive a kart or a motorcycle. All he does is poop and give you a questioned look all day long until he loses and dies of starvation. His bonuses wouldn't count since he couldn't drive. If you see a lime-green kart just sitting there, it's certain to be Yoshi driving that kart. Watch out for bad scent too when approaching him.

Daisy: Don't EVER get Daisy mad. When she gets mad, she absolutely wreck anyone including you! Daisy is very fierce when it comes to racing and so she gets a 4 stat in Speed which will help her in catching up to people. Daisy also wants to be precise so she gets 2 in Handling. And if her opponents are relying on nitrous to get away from Daisy, her 3 point nitrous will let her catch up to her opponents and she'll beat 'em to an orange pulp used for orange juice. Her favorite color is orange; almost like Baby Daisy's.

Birdo: What is this...THING? I mean, it's a female all right but what exactly IS Birdo? This may be the future dinosaurs. This little thingy with a huge...SUCTION CUP?? I don't know what the heck that even IS. And why am I capitalizing everything? Birdo's a little fat so she gets 3 in Weight. A little dirt on her wouldn't hurt her so another 3 has been added to Off Road. But what loves doing is seeing her fart coming out from the pipe, so she gets her wishes. What is it? A 5 point boost in Mini Turbo. Birdo enjoys this purple-magenta color on her vehicles so noticing her won't be too difficult.

Diddy Kong: Diddy Kong recently got promoted from being a Featherparn to a Mackerellanna. Problem for Diddy Kong that this is an extremely BORING class to be in. Diddy Kong's already feeling quite bored with this already. Anyway, Diddy Kong still has favoritism towards some bonuses unlike Yoshi and Dry Bones. Diddy Kong likes zipping to full speed again, so he gets 3 in Acceleration. His drifting experience came from Diddy Kong Racing so he gets 3 in drifting. But the thing he likes the most is the nitrous because if he thought he'd let go of the accelerator when he hit a "zipper", he'd go faster. And he is absolutely correct! If you see brown Mackerellanna karts, they belong to Diddy Kong.

Bowser Jr.: Just like Diddy Kong, he acquired a promotion to the Mackerellannas. Just like Diddy Kong, he found out how boring this class was. Just like Diddy Kong, he was happy he was becoming more like his father. Ha. Peppy quote. Bowser Jr. is an annoying fart, whether he was a Featherparn or being a Mackerellanna. Due to that, he isn't interested in anything, but himself and his father. Due to that, his stat bonuses suck eggs. Sure the 3 point boost in Off Road and Mini Turbo is helpful, it is very meager and it's extremely useless. He's completely outclassed by Birdo, Wario, Dry Bowser, and a Medium Mii. His karts are yellow and green.

The Obeserrakers The Obeserrakers are finally here! I was extremely bored typing up the Mackerellannas and I finally have come across the famous Obeserrakers. No, really, they're famous. Funky Kong usually wins in Time Trials and is frowned upon online. They are also famous for knocking the Lighterspakers and the Mackerellannas offcourse and into Doom 3! They are also hated by Lighterspakers and Mackerellannas too as the result.

The Obeserraker Corporation

Wario: Though Wario is extremely fat and all the vehicles he drives are made out of FAT, he doesn't get the biggest bonus for weight in the Obeserrakers. He's extremely fat and he is famous for turning Medusa into fat when she saw him. It's illogical to get only 3 in weight and 3 in offroad, but 6 in Mini Turbo is logical. Why? The nitrous is a result of Wario farting and when I mean farting, I mean PRRRRTTT!!! His karts are yellow because he mostly used them as his toilet.

Waluigi: Waluigi is virtually the opposite of Wario. He is so skinny, he'll fall through the ground. That's why he uses karts as transportation. Waluigi is so girly too. I mean, what the heck is up with this dude? He has a 6 in Acceleration, which may not prove any good because the Obeserrakers completely suck at Acceleration but with Waluigi here to zip up, he'll be victorious. Waluigi also loves to drift for no apparent reason and since his preferred kart of choice is the Off-roader, he has a bonus of 3 Offroad. He likes the color purple, which is often regarded as a girly color. Oh yeah, and did you know the fact Waluigi got promoted to Obeserraker, which he must have felt relieved.

Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong is da Donkey! Donkey Man! Donkey is always in the Obeserrakers. Donkey is always here to knock off an annoying Lighterspaker or Mackerellanna. Donkey has a 3 in weight, which is natural for him. Donkey is also great at zipping it up again and drifting like a mad ape, so he gets a 2 in Acceleration and Drifting. Lastly, Donkey gets nitrous as a result as eating too much bananas and so Mini Turbo is 3. The vehicles Donkey Kong is driving in is brown so he could blend in with the car.

Bowser: Believe it or not, Bowser has the highest weight booster in his class when it should've been Wario! A 5 rating must mean that he is a hardcore Obeserraker. Bowser is the cliche villan of the Mario series though, and I bet these Bowser plots are getting kind of old now. Who does Bowser think he is? Bowser gets a nice 2 stat in speed so he can devour any lower classers trying to get away from him. If they try to drift away from him, Bowser has 3 in drifting to counter that. Overall, Bowser isn't that much fun to talk about since he will almost get as boring as Mario someday. Someday...someday. Oh yeah, Bowser likes the green color in the cars.

King Boo: It's more like King Boo Boo Bop. You simply CANNOT drive with King Boo. The reason being is that he has no legs whatsoever so reaching that gas pedal is nothing but impossible. Though King Boo participates in races, he simply cannot beat you since he can't even go 1 mile per hour. Even a snail could beat him in a race. So why should listing King Beebooboobop's bonuses worth it? If you see him, he'll drive in a black vehicle MOST of the time.

Rosalina: Called, "Rosa" by her fans, she is the first female Obeserraker racing here! She's tough like a grandma and speedy like a pooping Baby Luigi. With a starbit fueled engine, she can totally whip your butt and butts like Baby Mario. However, her Luma she decided to take along with her may screech out loud when she does a stunt and so Rosa is pretty much deaf by now. Since she is tough as a grandma, her acceleration and handling is boosted by a nice, satisfying 3. Since she is as speedy as a barfing Bowser Jr., she gets a nice 3 in her starbit speed. Not to mention it is fueled by starbits. Her color you see is teal.

Funky Kong: Funky Kong is so funky, funky people that aren't funkily funky are going to be funked out by this funky monkey. Funky funk is here and his funky debut in funky racing is quite a funky surprise. Funky Kong isn't that funky mean when compared to his not funky brethren, Diddy and Donkey. Funky funk proves to be very funky speedy when it comes to riding in any funky thing. A 4 funky speed bonus is no funky matter, funks. Funky also likes to be funky offroad, so he gets a lesser, less funkym 3 funky funk in funky off road. Funky's funky favorite color? Funky blue and white. Very funky funky indeed.

Dry Bowser: Either Bowser or Dry Bowser races because Dry Bowser is just Bowser in a bony form and an evil spirit. The most common Bowser you see is the former but still, you do see Dry Bowser. AND THIS GUY IS SOO SCARY!! No, I mean it. He's freaking scary man! He'll scare your pants off and King Boo, you aren't doing a great job on scaring people. Even Baby Luigi can do better than you, King Boobeebop. Anyway, Dry Bowser just LOOOVES to see some nitrous so there ya go. 6 in that stat. And don't forget off road. He's really great at that too. 6 in that stat too. Dry Bowser's favorite color? This BOORRING tan color.

The Shopping Carts Obviously, the karts are the single most important thing when racing and using items. The characters and the karts depend on each other. Without the karts, the characters can't win and without the characters, the karts would just sit there. Oh yeah, they also help each other get merchandise and groceries in lovely Sunday afternoons.

Ok, now the Obeserrakers are gonna get mad at me for keep on listing Lightspakers first. Well, let me tell em. I DON'T CARE. I actually like the Lighterspakers better than you Obese Rakes! You're the worst group ever!

Lighterspaker Karts

Standard's Kart Sack_________Preferred by: Baby Luigi

Da Standard's Kart Sack is going to rip to shreds boy! No it isn't. For some odd reason, it's preferred by Baby Luigi for some odd reason. I know, it's extremely odd. He loves it absolutely because I guess it's powered by his fart, hahaha. Anyway, it's the most Standard and nearly as boring as Mackerellanna karts, but it isn't. It looks like a go-kart by the way. There is nothing special except that Baby Luigi loves this THING. Following in Mario's footsteps I suppose.

Booster, the Wario look-alike_________Preferred by: Baby Peach

It's more obvious that Baby Peach likes this kart. It resembles something a baby should ride on anyway. It's kind of cool when someone does a stunt or throws an item on this because the top part of it opens and closes to allow space. Pretty nice technology there. For some odd reason, only the Baby Mario Bros., don't have any doilies on their Booster. It's has awesome stats on everything but Speed and Weight, but the most considerate one would be Handling for sure.

Mini Boob_________Preferred by: Toad

Toad rides this car because it may be the only one that ues feet power for it to work. Well, all of Toad's cars are feet powered anyway. This thing kind of resembles a car, but not a lot like the Wicked Wango. This car is pretty fast nevertheless and Toad must be running! It also has great Mini Turbo and Drifting. All of the other stats, however, are subpar, like Baby Luigi.

The Prices Charges for Cheap_________Preferred by: None

No really! The store only charges a cheap price before you buy this, which is $2342809.99! This car resembles a Cheep-Cheep; the one that looks most like the original is Baby Man's Cheep. But no one loves this vehicle because you are a fish out of water when someone is using it. Ok, that was a bad pun, sorry. Something smells fishy in here. Oh yeah, this kart is great at everything but Speed and Weight. Just use it's above-average acceleration properly.

Titan, Saturn's Moon_________Preferred by: Baby Mario

If you played 3D Hot Rally and see this little hot rod zooming, you know what it looks like. This car looks like the Monster from that game and it's the most "car like" out of all the Lighterspaker karts. This may describe almost like a boring Mackerellanna vehicle, except with mediocre Drifting and awesome Off-Road. When Baby Mario drives this, he thinks he's so tough and it looks most like the original Monster. Baby Mario isnt' tough though.

Captain's Failcone_________Preferred by: None

No one wants to ride in the Captain's Failcone because not only does it have stats that suck everywhere but Speed, but people must say "Falcon Drive!", "Falcone Turn!", "Falcon Throw!", "Falcon Stunt!", "Falcon Wheelie!" and yeah, you get the idea. Anyway, Toad's Captain's Failcone looks the most alike to the actual thing. And if you played F-Zero, then this kart should look WAAY familiar to you.

Lightspaker Bikes

Bike S Standard_________Preferred by: Koopa Troopa

Since the Standard's Kart Sack was taken, Koopa must this vehicle instead. Just like all vehicles with "Standard" in their title, they have boring stats except for Weight. However, Baby Luigi does find a lot of uses with this bike. So he must be following in Mario's footsteps! But in my honest opinion, this bike looks the best out of all the bikes. I mean, racing around with a racebike is awesome too, but most of the other Lightspaker bikes look...ugh.

I'll Shoot Ya With My Bullet!_________Preferred by: Dry Bones

Man, this bike sucks. Not only is it overused, it looks awfully stupid. The Beel Last of Mario Kart Double Dash also resembles a bullet bill, but the Banzai Bill looks cooler than that contraption with arms. The only reason why Dry Bones likes this because it resembles most like a regular bullet should; black. This thing is great at Speed, Mini Turbo, and Drift since it has inward drifting.

Bit Sized Galooigano_________Preferred by: None

Is it just me, or name sounds Espanol? Anyway, this loco bike is great at everything, BUT Speed and Weight, like all Lighterspaker vehicles shall be. This thing resembles a street bike, which is more awesome than say I'll Shoot Ya With My Bullet. It's a big shame no one prefers this bike anyway, but let's move on.

Duck, Duck, Goose_________Preferred by: Baby Daisy

This is another bad looking bike. It resembles...A DUCK. Seriously, Lighterspakers. It may be fine that if it was a plane, but a BIKE!!?? Looks extremely dorky. This kart is great and all, but its speed and HORRIBLE weight AND looks are a let down. Anyone riding this bike will be sent to Elder Scrolls Oblivion with any nudge from a heavier Lighterspaker vehicle or Mackerellanna and Obeserraker vehicles. Baby Daisy's Duck, Duck, Goose looks the most like a rubber ducky; that is why she simply loves this vehicle and getting knocked around.

Swerve Bike_________Preferred by: Toadette

No, this isn't a bike version of the Swerve Star; this is just a stupid Magikoopa on a stupid broom. The Lighterspakers are running out of ideas!! Noez! Gosh, they can just do better than THAT. Or maybe the developers of this game forced them to build that in order to please them? Sad, then. Anyway, this bike has excellent Offroad and all of the other stats shouldn't even be talked about since the only reason why anyone would ride this bike is because of its Offroad. Toadette on the Swerve Bike is the most commonly used due to his favoritism of Offroad.

Somebody's Come and Burst Our Bubble_________Preferred by: None

It's sad no one can prefer this rather cool bike. It has Mackerellanna stats, but they aren't as boring as any Mackerellanna kart or bike anyway. It has decent speed anyway. And it has a visor to protect you from any bug smashings. Awesome, but no one uses it. Sad. This thing resembles an awesome bike but I have to admit; it looks pretty fat.

Mackerellanna Karts

Standard Oil Mart_________Preferred by: None

This kart looks the EXACT same as Standard's Kart Sack but a little bigger. And it's the most boring Mackerellanna kart out there. Especially if Mario is riding this.

Dragging the Tempo_________Preferred by: None

No really. This kart is dragging the tempo because of its awful speed it has. Why it has awful speed is weird since it is a Mackerellanna kart and all Mackerellanna karts are supposed to be BORING. Maybe this is an exception. I don't know. It's great at everything but Speed, Weight, and Off Road which makes your groove drag too.

Wicked Wango_________Preferred by: Yoshi

Why must a stupid dinosaur like this awfully cool vehicle! I hate this! But I guess you can't have everything your way. Oh well. Anyway, this car looks awesome. It looks like a sports car with some neat spoilers and an aerodynamic shape! It also has cool stripes going vertically and the emblem on the sides. However cool, it's acceleration is AWFUL. Super Awful. More awful than the awful Spray Scrap. That's sad for such a cool vehicle. Handling and Off Road sucks too since it's aerodynamic, it has a need for speed.

A Really Really Fast Squid Squid_________Preferred by: Daisy

For some odd reason, Daisy loves this vehicle. I guess Daisy loves Bloopers. Anyway, I bet she is really fond of its stats too. All but Drifting, Mini Turbo and Acceleration aren't too shabby. Still, it's a dork's vehicle since it resembles a Blooper on its back facing forward. That's how it's shaped like. Nothing else really special, but I have heard that the tentacles move.

Tripping Today by Sakurai_________Preferred by: None

It's good no one prefers this vehicle. It looks awful and the stats look awful too. Not to mention utterly boring. It looks like a sleigh on wheels. This vehicle may be best used on wintery days, but not during a race! I mean, its Speed and Drifting is poop bad! Who likes these type of vehicles. Plus this vehicle is so ricketty racketty that it may fall apart soon or get torn by tornadoes in Wario City. Let's a move on folks!

Spray Scrap_________Preferred by: Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong participated in racing before and he just loves to be a Mackerellanna instead of a Lighterspaker because in Diddy Kong Racing, he had no strengths or weaknesses. Now he likes the Spray Scrap. He wants to win the race in the fastest way possible and this car answered his wish. Now he needs to maintain the other extremely poor stats not named Speed or Weight. This car looks like a Formula 1 racecar.

Mackerellanna Bikes

M Stand Up and Be Like Ike_________Preferred by: Luigi

It's a sad world for Luigi. All of his preferred vehicles are taken by greedy people. Let me list who evilly took his favorites and is forced to ride this contraption: Birdo, Yoshi, and Peach. All but the latter are such meanies. Luigi looks cooler on the Wiked Wango than Yoshi anyway. Anyway, the M Stand Up and Be Like Ike is same old Bike S Standard except that it is bigger and it has one tailpipe instead of two.

Bach's Bachy Bach_________Preferred by: Peach

Peach likes this bike because of its great Speed, Drifting, and Mini Turbo. You can see her riding in this. However, a pink Bach's Bachy Bach is extremely rare to see anyway and any other pink Mackerellanna vehicle is even more rare. Good luck seeing Peach on that. Anyway, this car sucks everywhere but Speed, Drift, and Mini Turbo and has pretty average Weight. I hate this bike since it's overused by Daisy but Daisy likes the Squid better.

Sugah Socccet_________Preferred by: Mario

Mario loves sugar. He likes scooters too. And he enjoys trading Speed, Weight, and Drifting for everything else. That is why Mario prefers this type of vehicles. Cars don't appeal him too much. This bike does look awesome, but with Mario preferring it, it suddenly turned into a boring scoot with nothing else to describe. And that mirror there is great for looking back.

Pants Zipper_________Preferred by: Birdo

Birdo most commonly rides this bike. The reason being is speculated because she likes its stats. And she is correct! It would be great if its Drifting didn't sucked too much and more added bulk to this bike. Even a Titan Saturn Moon ridden by Baby Man would knock off this mini bike here. Still, it looks cool since it resembles a real bike instead of those contraptions the Lighterspakers are forced to ride on.

The Butt Bike_________Preferred by: Bowser Jr.

The Butt Bike is fast and zippy. Yeah, and it's only good at speed! Everywhere else including Weight is to be laughed at when the Butt Bike struggles to go on ahead after being knocked around by deadly koopa shells. The only reason why no one uses this bike is simple; your butt will be exposed if you use this! This is a major offense especially to the Mario Bros. out there, but no one would want having their butt stick out. Bowser Jr. is an exception though. He sticks his shell instead of his butt out.

Donut Dolph_________Preferred by: None

Why are there so many vehicles based off on aquatic creatures? This beats me. All of them are like a fish out of water and they cannot do anything because how they function is very fishy. I guess the Mackerellannas and Lighterspakers thought it was pretty selfFISH for the Obeserrakers not to have any marine animal based vehicle. Anyway, this bike is shaped like a Dolphin. It's a pretty boring bike as it has a major offense in drifting but a nice Off Road and Speed to back that off.

Obeserraker Karts

Standardized Testing for L Students_________Preferred by: Bowser

Bowser just wants to be boring like Mario. The Standardized Testing is just an all around kart suited to boring people. It just looks like a fat model of a Standard Oil Mart anyway. Bowser likes this kart, but not as much as that horrid Baby Luigi likes his.

Driven Off Course_________Preferred by: Waluigi

That's right. Nintendo was driven off course when they created Waluigi. Now Waluigi is driven off course when he chooses this vehicle as it drives off course. This isn't like an Obeserraker vehicle at all. Oh sure it has great weight, but its acceleration is great! However, its drifting is horrible. And despite its name, it only has average Off Road.

Fire Can Fly_________Preferred by: None

Oh gosh. This car is fat. Very fat. Extremely fat. So fat, that one hit from a banana will lower its speed down to nothing and it is very easy to hit this vehicle. It may look like a racecar, but it's a pretty fat racecar with awesome speed and bulk to boot, but horrible, HORRIBLE Acceleration. And don't mention it's Off Road either; that's awful too. It's like an extreme version of the Wicked Wango, but a fatter look. Probably that's why no one prefers it, but Wario would like it.

Pick My Nose_________Preferred by: Donkey Kong

This kart looks like Pete's head and wheels attached to it. It is the most Weightious vehicle in the game. And it's speedy enough to catch up to its prey and chomp it up. But, all the other stats went down the shredder and into Wario's digestive system. Donkey likes this vehicle because it's fat. Fatty acids embedded into this vehicle are awesome to him.

Sit Down and Stop Driving Me Crazy_________Preferred by: King Boo

When King Boo is driving this vehicle, it looks like SpeedRacer. Trademark. This car would drive you crazy. No pun intended. Why? It is ONLY good at Speed and Weight. All the other stats are below average and that's just sad for such a cool looking vehicle. It's kind fat and slim at the same time. Gosh. Any time it gets abused by its antifans, it's chances of winning are severely low.

Honey, I Hate You!_________Preferred by: Dry Bowser

What do you think of an evil, scary pile of bones driving such a Porsche looking vehicle? I know, don't tell me. What the heck!? Dry Bowser's car is black and it looks gleamy and shiny. It isn't well known for its Off Road, Acceleration, or Handling. But every Obeserraker will like this vehicle because it makes you look like you're rich. That's cool. And the Honey, I Hate You! does its best everywhere else. It's pretty reliable to have and I bet the idiotic Mackerellannas and Lighterspakers are jealous.

Obeserraker Bikes

L Standard Bike_________Preferred by: None

I'm so glad it's preferred by none. It just looks like a bigger version of the M Stand Up and Be Like Ike except it belongs to the Obeserrakers. So Standard...

Flire can Run Bun_________Preferred by: Funky Kong

This bike is the cousin of the I'll Shoot Ya With My Bullet and Bach's Bachy Bach. It has the same plusses and minuses as those two except there is a minor difference between these two pluses and the Weight. Funky Kong likes this because he uses it to kill those ghosts that are trying to take his soul away from him by winning the Ghost Race.

Yahoe Bike_________Preferred by: Wario

According to a source, this bike was made by Dr. Crygor. It isn't true; this bike is made out of pure fat by Wario. That's why it doesn't fly fast; fat doesn't travel quickly. It's true that fat cannot drift well either. But fat adds bulk to your bike, so this bike gets a high Weight rating because it is made of pure fat. All other areas it does above average in. Just make sure you don't touch this vehicle because it will jiggle since it's made out of fat.

Meteorite_________Preferred by: Rosalina

Shooting Stars are actually meteorites that burn through the atmosphere. They can travel really fast; faster than a Sit Down and Stop Driving Me Crazy accelerating! Meteorites are on fire so that means that excelling at this is the Mini Turbo and Drifting. This bike must have a liking for Drifting attributes! All other stats except Speed and Weight are below average, so ha! Meteorites can't be that great! This bikes looks like a bike with a star in front of it. It doesn't actually look like a bike at all, but it is hard to describe.

Native Americans Use This_________Preferred by: None

This bike is like a Sit Down and Stop Driving Me Crazy except it is in a bike version. Like what Native Americans use to hunt, this goes hurtling really fast and Hiawatha can't outrun this bike! But it crashes into a target and sits there for a while before some comes and picks it up. It is hard to aim without practice. Native Americans Use This is basically like that. Great at Speed and Weight, but poor everywhere else. It looks slightly like a blimpy Bach's Bachy Bach.

You Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance_________Preferred by: None

King Boo was about to prefer this, but he saw more uses for the Sit Down and Stop Driving Me Crazy and so he preferred that instead. The You Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance is an ugly bike and it has those fat pockets in which the wheels are. It looks like a real bike, but an ugly bike. Baby Luigi would like this bike for sure. Anyway, it does have poor weight by Obeserraker standards and it has awful drifting. This bike doesn't have any awesome spectacular stats except for Off Road, but it isn't that spectacular. All the other stats are either average or above it.

Phew, finally done!

Items Items are back and they are nastier than ever! Now with different effects, you can enjoy killing your opponents even more! Several new items got introduced to this race! Now let's get crackin and go on crack while we drive! Note: Special Items are gone! NOEZ!!

Bananas/Triply: If you run on these, you slip and they get stuck on your wheels. Then, they travel inside your engine, and what do they do next? They release potassium in there instead! Instead of releasing potassium right when you run into it, it does a long term service of blowing you up! What's left of you? A banana smell.

Red Shell/Triply: Red Shells are covered in blood from which the lives they took when they touch. If it touches the kart, its spikes will shoot out and stab the driver, instantly killing he/she. Blood will get spilled on the road.

Green Shell/Triply: This shell is famous for making you regurgitate. Once you see it, you regurgitate everything including your stomach.

Mushroom/Triply: This mushroom is totally useless and when you consume it, all you get is this nasty mushroom breath.

Golden Mushroom: When you acquire this, save it until the end of the race. Then sell it for 923809428...cents.

Fat Shroom:NEW!!: All this mushroom does is make you turn fat. That's all. And maybe you can squash and kill people on your way. No troubles.

Fake Block: Once you place this down on the road, it will remain hidden. After an unsuspecting racer passes it, it follows the racer and sucks the soul out of the racer like what a Metroid does. And if you throw it forward, it will get you instead.

Blooper: What a great idea once you use it! You send a Blooper out and it does either of the following: 1) It squirts flammable oil on every single racer of the match and it carries all of them into a volcano 2) It turns giant and it eats everyone. The choice is yours.

Bob-omb: This bomb is packed with nuclear attributes. When it's out, it will walk around and call is buddies. Then taunt when they all sit there until they automatically move and BOOM. You turn into a star. Everyone else gets killed by the nuclear explosion.

Thunderbolt: Since a thunderbolt is hotter than the Sun's surface, you'll get 3rd degree burns from carrying this in your stash.

Thunder Cloud:NEW!!: You'll need the right conditions to form a thunder cloud: 1) An unstable atmosphere 2) A cold front 3) A cumulus cloud. After all of these conditions are satisfied, you may make a thunder cloud. Then, right when it reaches its mature stage, it sends out rain, hail, and tornadoes. All will kill all. Note: Wario City is NOT in peril because someone formed a thunder cloud!

POW Block:NEW!!: This POW blocks does nothing to you, but the environment around you. The ground will crack and everyone will fall into the fissure! Then the fissure will merrily close and squash you!

Star: You summon a star to aid you. A random star will come to this place and since stars are bigger than planets, it will scorch and devastate the place.

Spiny Shell: All it does is fly around. It doesn't know where it wants to go and maybe it wants to shop at Coconut Mall for a Coconut Mall T-shirt.

Bullet Bill: You turn into a bill and kill everyone in your path. Then you crash into a wall and you explode.

See? Aren't the items the most wonderful items in the world!?

Courses 16 new course and 16 old ones aren't enough. Seriously.

All Cups: You buy em and you get one free!

Mushroom Cup

Luigi Circuit: Luigi circuit wasn't as hectic as the Mario Kart Double Dash version and it's so boring. Since Luigi is the brother of Mario, then no wonder why this place is so boring!

Moo Moo Meadows: See those cows grazing? They carry mad cow disease. When you hit them, they may kill you with their body or their virus that causes mad cow disease. These cows must be mad! Moo Moo Farms is the famous place of producing inorganic milk.

Mushroom Gorge: Mushroom Gorge is a deadly place. Your cars are simply too heavy for mushrooms and you break directly through them into a pit of endless and nothing.

Toad's Factory: Toad's Factory is like the Lowell Mills; it's loud and dangerous. Improper precautions may lead to death and this place is extremely overcrowded with 1800's machinery that could kill. What does Toad produce anyway? Oh, he produces blocks for babies to play with. Considering that Toad IS a baby.

Flower Cup

Mario Circuit: This course is the most boring course of the game. It's so boring! Besides, Figure 8 Circuit is better than Mario Circuit simply because there is no Mario at Figure 8! The map is shaped like the one in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but the course isn't exactly like Brawl.

Coconut Mall: If you race in here, the government will catch you and send you off to jail. If they don't, you'll run someone over trying to acquire a Coconut Mall T-shirt! That and you'll get prosecuted. And the parking lot does get crowded, so the bigger cars may run you over!

DK Summit: The cannon blasts you to the peak of the mountain. There, temperatures are below zero and you'll freeze to death or catch frostbite, redeeming this course unplayable.

Wario's Gold Mine: Soon, Wario's Gold Mine won't get any more gold because the mine is running out of gold. And tell me, is this place near an active fault?

Star Cup

Daisy Circuit: The evil statues of death will get torn down just like what happened at Iran or Iraq, so this place will be closed for now. An evil blooper lives here too and it may gobble up unlucky people.

Koopa Cape: The gradient of the water here is powerful enough to rip to shreds and you can't breathe once you get underwater, so you'll drown and the fish will feast upon you.

Maple Treeway: The cannon is strong enough so you'll overshoot through the trees and into the mouth of the hungry Wiggler. Otherwise, this is a peaceful place to picnic or race honeymoonish style. And you'll find yourself getting chased by killer bees.

Grumble Volcanoes: The lava balls will go into your gas engine and you'll have to jump out of your vehicle to avoid death! Then the fireballs will go after you and you'll die out of the burning.

Special Cup

Dry Dry Ruins: Due to recent sandstorms and acid rain, the ruins are falling apart. Plus, false passageways are present through the ruins. Gibdos are also present as they suck your lifeblood like Redeads do.

Moonview Highway: It's pretty black to see, but not pitch black like Luigi's Mansion due to industry light lighting up the place. However, gasoline trucks and bob-omb cars are extremely common and there are traffic jams all of the time.

Bowser's Castle: For some odd reason, zombies roam inside the castle. If you are not careful, the zombies may attack and cling on to you! Plus, the Bowser machine will shoot flaming balls at you and destroy you and your machine! Fire pillars also pop up out of nowhere and BOOM!!!

Rainbow Road: The road proves to be very slippery and if you fall off in which you will, you'll fall to Earth and get scorched up by the atmosphere.

Shell Cup Peach Beach: See my Mario Kart Double Dash Info.

Yoshi Falls: This place is overly polluted and you'll have a chance of catching a disease associated with hygienic conditions.

Ghost Valley 2: Cracks galore here and you'll fall into your doom and get consumed by ghosts. It's pitch black here and the Boos that haunt this track WILL kill you and your soul.

Mario Raceway: This is actually one of the more able courses to race in. If it weren't so boring, then more lives could have been saved by choosing this course.

Banana Cup

Sherbet Land: Due to global warming, the ice will crack up and under the sea lives a hungry orca. There you go. Meal for the orca. The orca is truly happy.

Shy Guy Beach: Th Shy Guys here are terrorists as they will either fight you and jump on your kart or shoot cannon balls filled with sodium in it and you explode to smithereens. The crabs will pop your tires and you fall into the ocean and drown!

Delfino Square: Another able place if it weren't for those overly common waterspouts that keep on striking here. I mean, they are as common as House Sparrows are in cities or suburbs.

Waluigi Stadium: See my Mario Kart Double Dash Info.

Leaf Cup

Desert Hills: The sand will make your tires stuck into it. Then you sit there and either starve or parched to death. This is torture because you die a slow death.

Bowser Castle 3: Another able place to race in. Maaaybe except those fireballs spewing out and touching your gas tank.

DK's Jungle Parkway: There is a deadly tropical disease lurking in the jungle, I hear. Plus, wild animals are very aggressive here and they will attack you.

Mario Circuit: See my Mario Kart Double Dash Info.

Lightning Cup

Mario Circuit 3: This course is utterly boring, the boringness will bore into your skulls and you'll just faint with your tongue sticking out. You'll faint for the rest of you life until your die.

Peach Gardens: Unfortunately, Peach planter Pit Plants into her garden so if you fall prey to a Pit Plant, you'll get eaten immediately. Pit Plants are hidden and you cannot see them. Peach also planted other species of dangerous plants so everyone will be unlucky.

DK Mountain: Mario Kart Double Dash is right over there!

Bowser's Castle: The green Thwomp named Marty will lead you to his lair. He may sound friendly at first, but you'll find yourself in his dinner plate once you go to sleep. If you avoid him, the Thwomps will block your path and squash you. If you avoid them, then the doors will close and spikey poles will start appearing everywhere and you get cut into pieces.

Battle Courses These are the official descriptions of the courses.

Block Plaza: Built by little kids, will get destroyed by little kids. That's unfortunate for us battling here. Delfino Peer: The water level rises and this place will be underwater. We blame it on global warming Funky Stadium: This stadium is extremely funky. So funky, that you'll play this course over and over and over and I don't know how many times. However, we think that this course is a little too funky. Chain Chomp Wheel: A wheel with a chain chomp in it. Get squashed by it or get squashed by it. Why would you go there anyway? Thwomp Desert: This course takes place in the middle of a huge sandpit. No one knows what's underneath the quicksand because no one has lived to tell us. Battle Course 4: All you see is passages to take! Let's hope no one gets lost! If we find a lost person, let's invitte he/she to a picnic! Battle Course 3: If you cross another person's territory in this course, you may as well serve as a crash test dummy! Skyscraper: Battles get hectic and it's weird how we are battling our foes in a giant skyscraper. We are ordered to push them off into the city abyss. Why can't we just make friends with them? Cookie Land: The course does look tasty to us, but all of us would eat it and we'll be battling without any platforms to suuport us! Twilight House: Each of these rooms in this house holds a dark and scary secret. There are 8 dark rooms together and netiher of us found it at all pleasant.

All of this was written by a trusty Brighthead Lighterspaker.

Ghosts

Ah, the new challenges faced after you race. The ghosts will race you and if you lose their race, your soul will get eaten by that soul. And if you win? You just win. And the ghosts? Well, there are two sets of ghosts. One of them are the weeny unaggresive ghosts that ain't feelin' hungry. The second, however, is more feared by all and they want to win the race.

If you beat the time of Unaggresive Ghosts and kill them before they even reach the finish line under 10 seconds, the Aggresive Ghosts will challenge you. And trust me, beating them is hard unless you consume them and become a ghost yourself. If you do beat them in a race, they'll die.

Now here are the recommended bikes (yes, bikes!) for killing the Aggresive Ghosts

I'll Shoot With Ya With My Bullet: They reason being because you shoot the ghosts with your bullet.

Bach's Bachy Bach: I heard ghosts hate Bach and his music and they'll get killed.

Flire can Run Bun: Fire will burn the ghosts. Just use the right type of fire, folks!

And assuming you didn't get conusmed, get killed by other people, collided with items, or none of the stage hazards hit you, congratulations. You get to see yourself in the credits. Then the words will move up and THEN you will get killed.

Ah, nothing else to say. This is completed at last!

I'll first drive the golden spike on the ground.

Hmm, I missed!!!!

(In case you don't know what I'm doing, I'm hammering the last nail on all 24 character's coffins. I'm completed!)

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

-An awesome walkthrough by MY NAME IS TOAD!!!