List of Super Paper Mario quotes

The following is a list of quotes from Super Paper Mario; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Bowser

 * "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!
 * ''"Bwa ha ha ha ha! "We're under attack!" You jokers are the best!"
 * ''"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
 * ''"Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
 * "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!
 * "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!
 * ''"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that. That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
 * "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
 * "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
 * "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
 * ''"Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
 * "NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
 * ''"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
 * "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
 * "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'
 * ''"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
 * ''"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
 * "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
 * ''"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
 * ''"Good gravy, you're ugly!"
 * ''"Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever. Stomping fools is my business! Point me out to a fool, and I'll stomp 'em! I don't even need a reason!"
 * "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
 * "You believed in your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"

Count Bleck

 * "Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"
 * ''"Bleh heh heh heh heh... This pleases Count Bleck!"

Dimentio

 * ''"So very nice to meet you... and your mustache!"
 * ''"I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I am...Dimentio!"
 * ''"Ciao!"
 * "And so I strike, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!"
 * ''"And so you've come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"
 * ''"You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
 * ''"And now, we must duel like two, glearing banjos on a moon-lit stoop!"
 * ''"Ah ha ha ha. And so we meet again, like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"
 * ''"So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. And for that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"
 * "And so I strike, like a speeding dodgeball at an echong gymnasium!"

Luigi/Mr. L

 * "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!" - Luigi
 * "I'm my bro's bro." - Luigi
 * "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!" - Luigi
 * "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!" - Mr. L
 * "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!" - Mr. L
 * "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer." - Mr. L
 * "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?" - Luigi
 * "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!" - Luigi
 * "Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks." - Mr. L

Mimi

 * "Surprise! It's me, Mimi!
 * ''"Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
 * ''"You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm here is to GET in the way!"
 * ''"I'm not all soft n' cuddly like the count is."
 * "I like getting what I want, and I'll do whatever I have to to get it!"

Tippi

 * "Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
 * ''"What a wretch."
 * ''"Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!"
 * ''"If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me, Blumiere!"