List of The Super Mario Bros. Movie quotes

This is a list of quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Movie. They are listed by character.

Mario

 * "You were great!" - After watching the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial
 * "I am so glad we spent our life savings on that commercial!"
 * "What about the accent? Is it... is it too much?" (After response from Guiseppe) "Okay, I'm gonna trust you."
 * "Hey, Spike."
 * "Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it."
 * "And our first job complete."
 * "Ugh, mushrooms?!" - Mario's reaction to pasta with mushrooms
 * "Luigi, this is our chance! Destiny is calling!"
 * "C'mon, Lu."
 * ''"Luigi, are you in there?"
 * "Gimme your hand!"
 * "I'm telling you, nothing can harm us as long as we're together!"
 * "LUIGI!!"
 * "It's a little mushroom man! A little mushroom man talking to me!"
 * "Uhh... Mario." - After Toad introduces himself
 * "And this... this place is...?"
 * "Mushrooms. Really? Now that is a cruel twist of fate."
 * "...Hello." - Reaction to seeing a Bramball
 * "I'm actually looking for somebody. My brother, in fact. He looks exactly like me, but tall and skinny. And green."
 * "Bowser?"
 * "Hang on, Luigi."
 * "Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!" (Teaser only)
 * "Here you go."
 * "Whoa! Okay, so these bricks are just floatin' here?"
 * "Oh, wow! Love these pipes- (screams)" - Mario before being sucked into a Clear Pipe
 * "Ah, come on!" - Mario getting stuck in a pipe maze
 * "(slow-motion) Princess!" - Mario meeting Princess Peach
 * "Princess! I-" - Mario before getting tackled by three Toad guards
 * "Me and my little brother, Luigi... We fell down this pipe, and now he's lost, somewhere in the Dark Lands!"
 * "Then take me with you!"
 * "You know what? Make fun of me all you want, but you are going to help me find my brother…please?"
 * "That was amazing!" - After Peach shows him the training course
 * "Wait! How... how am I supposed to do that?" - Asking Peach how he can clear the training course
 * "Oh, I got this. No problem."
 * "Yes!" - Mario before falling down a Donut Block
 * "You did it on your first try, didn't you?"
 * "AH! Get it off, get it off, get it off!" - Reaction to a Cheep Cheep getting stuck to his face (trailer only)
 * "Mamma mia..."
 * "I'm not afraid." (trailer only)
 * "I'll do anything for my brother." (trailer only)
 * "We've never been apart this long." - Response to Peach asking if he is thinking about Luigi
 * "But are we?" - Response to Toad claiming that they are best friends
 * "That gorilla's wearing a sports coat."
 * "We're not leaving without your army!"
 * "You, sir, have a deal! I'll fight your son and win!"
 * "Alright..." - Spoken before the duel with Donkey Kong
 * "You're about to take on someone your own size!" - Before eating a Mini Mushroom in the duel with Donkey Kong
 * "It's-a me!"
 * "Not... even... close." - After Donkey Kong asks him if he has had enough
 * "Aw, what- I'm a cat?!" - Mario after transforming into Cat Mario
 * "Huh. I'm a cat!"- Mario after dodging Donkey Kong's punch
 * "Meeeow."
 * "I was just trying to be nice!"
 * "At least your brother isn't gonna die because of you."
 * "Well, my dad thinks I'm a joke, too..." - Sympathizing with Donkey Kong about their fathers
 * "You know what?! I feel bad enough. Just- just leave me alone!" (After response from Donkey Kong) "Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, smash monkey!"
 * "You wanna do this?"
 * "Hey. What does this do?"
 * "See? I told you! As long as we're together... everything is gonna be okay!" (To Luigi after rescuing him)
 * "Hey! Hey, over here!" - Trying to get the attention of the Bomber Bill
 * "You asked for it!"
 * "Follow me!" - Trying to lure the Bomber Bill to the Warp Pipe
 * "Let's drive!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Really?" - After Donkey Kong compliments his Tanooki Suit
 * "We're the Super Mario Brothers, and we're gonna kick the shell outta you!"
 * "Let's-a go." - Preparing to take down Bowser
 * "Hey! Leave him alone!"
 * "I've been told that before." - When Bowser complains that Mario never gives up.
 * "See? I told you I'd get you a pet turtle!"

Princess Peach

 * "We are going to stop that monster."
 * ''"Wait. Release him." - To some Toad guards who attack Mario
 * "Are you... (gasps) He's a human! You ARE human, right?"
 * "Wait, wait, let's go back. Where do you come from?"
 * "Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck. I'm on my way to stop him."
 * "That guy's a lunatic. A psycho. He will eat you for breakfast. He won't even notice you probably, because you are very, very small."
 * "Okay, let's see what you're made of!"
 * "If you can finish this, you're coming with me. Watch and learn."
 * "Go on. Eat it!"
 * "Down the hatch. Yep. There it is, and gone." - Peach force-feeding the Super Mushroom to Mario
 * "Well... we have a long journey ahead of us, mustached man." - To Mario, after finally deciding to take him along with her
 * "They're all counting on us."
 * "No pressure."
 * "Together, we will stop---" - Giving a speech to the Toads before getting interrupted
 * "He's not important!" - When a Toad asks who Mario is
 * "You're coming with us."
 * "Thinking about your brother?"
 * "Don't worry. We're going to save him."
 * "There's a huge universe out there... with a lot of galaxies."
 * "Pretty incredible, huh?"
 * "We have heart! And with your strength... we can win!"
 * "Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated."
 * "He really does." - Agreeing with Toad that Cat Mario looks adorable
 * "To the biggest fight of our lives! Here... we... go!"
 * "Bowser's on his way! You have to evacuate!"
 * "We lost the army... and Mario is gone..." - After she returned to her castle
 * "Bowser is coming. Head into the forest. I'll buy you some time."
 * "Go with the others." - To Toad as everyone heads out the castle
 * "Did you actually think I would marry you?"
 * "Luigi, you were so brave!" - Complimenting Luigi after the final battle

Luigi

 * "'I was great'? Are you kidding me?! YOU were great!" - Complimenting Mario about the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial
 * "That is not a commercial. That is cinema!"
 * "Oh, great, Spike's here."
 * "Yeah! Our mom called! She said, 'Aw, boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!' And I said, 'Thank you very much, mother! We're very proud of it!' So BOOM!"
 * "Are you insane?! He's three times your size!"
 * "Super Mario Brothers!" - Answering a phone call
 * "Mario, we got one! The Super Mario Brothers are in business!" - After their first official call
 * "Oh no! We're gonna be late!" - Reaction when the van won't start
 * "We have hit the big time!"
 * "The hellhound is gonna escape!!"
 * "I love mushrooms! I'll take it!"
 * "Who? Destiny del Vecchio from high school?"
 * "I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea."
 * "MARIO!"
 * ''"You just got Luigi'd!"
 * "Wow, uh... Yay."
 * "No. No!" - Denying to know Mario
 * "Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?! ...Because I don't!"
 * "Stop! Stop stop stop! Yes, yes I know him!" - As Bowser pulls on his mustache
 * "He's my brother Mario, and he's the best guy in the world!"
 * "Where am I?!"
 * "How long have you guys been in here?" - Asking the other prisoners
 * "There's gotta be a way outta here."
 * "MARIO!!!" - Overjoyed after Mario saves his life
 * "Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?"
 * (With Mario) "Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together."
 * "Oh, hey, Spike."
 * "Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's kinda my thing." - Getting complimented by Peach
 * "Thank you for calling Super Mario Brothers Plumbing! It's-a me, Luigi! Ah, if you need service, please-uh text us the same number you just called! 929-55-MARIO! That's 929-556-2746! Message us about any issues wherever you live! House, condo... mansion? And we'll be sure to text you back right away, because at Super Mario Brothers Plumbing, we don't say, 'Let's-a wait!'; we say, 'Let's-a go!' Oh, and uh, check out our website smbplumbing.com! We're still working on it, so.... more updates to come. Buh-bye!" - Super Mario Bros. Plumbing voicemail

Bowser

 * "Open the gates! ...Or die."
 * "I do not." - Refusing to yield to the Penguin King
 * "I've finally found it. Now who's gonna stop me!?!" (Teaser only)
 * "I've finally found it. And now NO ONE can stop me!!!"
 * "My army! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!"
 * "After years of being sworn enemies... I will ask their princess to marry me in a fairy tale wedding!!"
 * "When she sees this Star… WEDDING BELLS!"
 * "We will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Sit. Jam with me." - Inviting Kamek to play piano with him
 * "I'm not threatened."
 * "Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world."
 * "But there's one problem, Luigi: there's a human traveling with my fiancée. Has a mustache, just like you."
 * "Do you know him...?"
 * "Tough one, I see. Maybe THIS will get you to talk!"
 * "DO YOU KNOW HIM!?"
 * "Get him out of my sight!"
 * "We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me KILL HIS BROTHER!"
 * "WHAT?!" - Together with Kamek after the Koopa General interrupts his proposal practice
 * "Goodbye, Mario." - After Mario falls off Rainbow Road
 * "Here we are... Yes! Love really makes a guy come out of his shell!"
 * "I told you that line wouldn't work!"
 * "As you can see, I have the Super Star. Princess Peach, brave as ever... I stole this star for us!"
 * "Peaches, with this star, we will be invincible!"
 * "Ha ha! Time for a wedding!" (After Peach accepts his proposal)
 * "It is time to ROCK!!"
 * "Let's end this."
 * "RIP THEM TO PIECES!"
 * "I will be sacrificing them in your honor." - To Peach about his prisoners
 * "Lower the prisoners!"
 * "Kinda!" - After Peach asks if Bowser thought she actually agreed to marry him
 * "Then we are breaking up RIGHT NOW!" - After Peach rejects him
 * "Launch the Bomber Bill and DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!"
 * "MARIO!!!"
 * "YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! I WAS FINALLY GONNA BE HAPPY! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER — LIKE ME!!!!"
 * ''"You really thought you could stop ME?! YOU WORTHLESS, WEAK LITTLE NOTHING! COME OUT AND FIGHT! Or are you too SCARED?!"
 * "You just don't know when to quit!"
 * "You can't treat me like this! Do you know who I am? I am Bow-"

Toad

 * "DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, YOU'LL DIE!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine."
 * "Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad!"
 * "Your brother has landed in the Dark Lands. They're under Bowser's control..."
 * "I hope you told your brother how much you loved him, because you're probably never gonna see him again." (TV spots only)
 * "Was that too dark?" (TV spots only)
 * "Come on, Mario! Our big adventure begins now!"
 * "Excuse me, everybody, coming through. Got a big adventure happening right now. Just clear a path for us."
 * "Excuse me, everybody, coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!"
 * "Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine."
 * "Chanterelle!" (After response from Chanterelle) "Nice to see you, bud."
 * "And up we go."
 * "Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way."
 * "It's the only way to fly, man."
 * "Here we are. Palace doors. Bing bang boom."
 * "Pretty impressive, am I right?" - To Mario about Peach's castle
 * "Okay, so they're messing with you. And... I don't like it!" - After some Toad guards are joking with him and Mario
 * "Whaddya guys... uhm... whaddya you wanna eat? Anything... anything your hearts desire?" - Distracting the Toad guards with food
 * "(whisper) Go!" - To Mario while distracting the Toad guards
 * "We're going on an adventure!"
 * "Come on, guys!" - To Mario and Peach
 * "Hey Mario!"
 * "We're best friends!"
 * "Don't worry. I. WILL. Protect you."
 * "I fear nothing."
 * "Yeah, we're going on an adventure! Woooh!" - Happy to join Mario and Peach
 * "Whaaaaaaat?" - Toad's response after being startled by a Kong
 * "Feel underdressed?"
 * "Oh my- I- Okay." - Toad's reaction to seeing Donkey Kong beat Mario up at a duel
 * "He looks adorable!" - Toad's reaction to Cat Mario
 * "I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!!!" - After his kart gets destroyed on Rainbow Road
 * "That is how you princess!" - Toad after Peach saves him
 * "I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you." - Refusing to evacuate the castle with the other Toads

Donkey Kong

 * "I'm D.K.! I'm Donkey Kong!"
 * "Hi, Dad!"
 * "Dad, wave back!"
 * "What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for! Dancing pecs!"
 * "IS THIS WHAT YOU CAME FOR??"
 * "HA! You got the cat box! Oh my- I'm sorry."
 * "Okay. Now you die."
 * "It is on... like Donkey Kong!"
 * "I hate you."
 * "So this is the end: being slowly digested by an eel next to an... idiot in overalls."
 * "Least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke." (After response from Mario) "Yeah, well... Your dad's RIGHT!" - Lamenting about Cranky's disrespect towards him and later admitting that Mario's father is right to think Mario is a joke
 * "I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!"
 * "I! AM! MORE! THAN A GUY! WHO SMASHES THINGS!!!" - After Mario accuses him of being a "smash monkey"
 * "Yes I do!" - After Mario's response of teaming up together
 * "Yes! Fire!"
 * "This is fun!"
 * "Loser!"
 * "Cool raccoon suit!" (After response from Mario) "Not at all."
 * "No time now. Definitely later!" - After Cranky Kong encourages him to do his pec dance
 * "HA! He got the Blue Mushroom!"

Kamek

 * (First line of the film) "Behold, the King of the Koopas!"
 * "A report from our intelligence."
 * "A mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "The princess has been training him. They are up to something, sire."
 * "We... aren't sure?" - To Bowser about where Mario is from
 * "Sire, look in the mirror! You have nothing to worry about!" - Responding to Bowser if Peach likes Mario
 * "WHAT?!" - Together with Bowser after the Koopa General interrupts the proposal practice
 * "You're doing great!" - Encouraging Bowser to continue his proposal to Peach
 * "Dearly belov-" - Attempting to begin the wedding before getting hit by Peach

Cranky Kong

 * "No, no! Don't do that!"
 * "Enough with the showboating!"
 * "Guess you're not getting my army!"
 * "I guess he got the wrong mushroom."
 * "Plenty of feathers. Step on the gas and buckle up!"
 * "Who's this ray of sunshine?"
 * "You did good, kid. Make your pecs dance. You deserve it!"

Spike

 * "Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Brothers!"
 * "Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?"
 * "Good luck running a business with this idiot."
 * "Get this through your tiny brain, Mario. You're a joke, and you always will be."
 * "Mario? You almost dented my-"
 * "Luigi?"
 * "Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers!"

Penguin King

 * "Attack!"
 * "That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?"
 * "Pay him no heed. He's cute, but he is (cuckoo noise)."
 * "Please! We are depressed enough!"
 * "Oh, you've got to be kidding me!"
 * "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" - Angry at Lumalee's comments

Lumalee

 * "Home!" - Lumalee's response when Luigi asks where he is
 * "In an insane world, it is the sane who are crazy."
 * "Time, like hope, is an illusion."
 * "There's no escape. The only hope is the sweet relief of death."
 * "Life is sad. Prison is sad. Life in prison is very, very sad."
 * "Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder."
 * "There is no sunshine. Only darkness!"
 * "Finally... Mercy..." - After Kamek announced the prisoners will be sacrificed
 * "Wheeeh!" - While the cages lower into the lava
 * "Boooooo." - When set free from his cage
 * "Now that's a happy ending. Or is it? Because everything's over now, and all that's left is you and the infinite void. Kinda makes you wanna play saxophone, huh?"

Toads

 * "Morning!"
 * "Does this thing work?" - A yellow Toad asking an antique store clerk about an NES cartridge
 * "Yes, works great. You just have to blow into it."
 * "Hold it right there, you two!" The Blue Toad guard stopping Mario and Toad
 * "Hey, Intruder! Stop him!" - A Toad guard after Mario is spotted
 * "How? Look at us: we're adorable!" - A yellow Toad responding to Peach as she tries to rally the Toads to defeat Bowser
 * "Uh, who's he?"
 * "Hey! Quiet in there! Lights out, little guy!" - A Toad guard interrupting Bowser playing piano

Toad General

 * "Council! Your attention!"
 * "Bowser has found the Super Star and is headed toward our kingdom."
 * "Its power will make him invincible."
 * "We WILL be destroyed."
 * "Their mad king DOESN'T make alliances! The Kongs will never agree!"
 * "Good luck, Princess. For ALL our sakes."

Koopa Troopas

 * "Did he say 'marry the princess'?"
 * "What if she says no?"
 * "Attack!"

Koopa General

 * "Mario! You're a dead man!"
 * "Time to die, Mario!"
 * "You... can't escape ME! BLUE SHELL!!"

Dry Bones

 * "Draaamaaa."

Snifit

 * "We found him in the Dark Lands."

Pauline

 * "Everything's under control, I promise you. We are very close to fixing this."

Giuseppe

 * "Too much? It's-a perfect! Wahoo!" - Giuseppe reassuring Mario about the accent used in the commercial

Dialogue
Mario: "It's-a me, a-Mario!" Luigi: "And-a Luigi!" Mario: "Are you tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?" Both: "Mamma mia!" Mario: "That's-a why the Super Mario Brothers are here! To-a save Brooklyn!" Luigi: "And-a Queens!" Mario: "And-a your wallet!" Unnamed woman: "Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..." Mario: "Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Mario Brothers, you're-a family!"
 * The Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial

Uncle Tony: "Oh, it's the Super Mario Brothers from the TV!" (Uncle Tony, Uncle Arthur and Mario and Luigi's grandfather laugh) Uncle Arthur: "They give an Oscar for worst actors?" (His wife smacks his head) "Hey, what I do?!" Mario: "Uh-huh. So everyone saw the commercial then?" Uncle Tony: "Uh-huh. We've seen it." Mario: "Aaand?" Uncle Arthur: "You shouldn't quit your day job." Uncle Tony: "Oops, you already did!" (Uncle Arthur laughs) Mario's mother: "Well, I thought it was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater!"
 * The Mario family talking about the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial

Mario: "Gimme your hand! It's all gonna be okay!" Luigi: "HOW IS THIS GONNA BE OKAY?!?" Mario: "I'm telling you, nothing can harm us as long as we're together!"
 * Mario and Luigi before they get separated

Mario: "So this is- this is not a dream?" Toad: (whacks Mario with a spear) "That hurt, right?" Mario: "YES!" Toad: "Definitely not a dream."
 * Mario thinking the Mushroom Kingdom is all a dream

Blue Toad guard: "Hold it right there, you two!" Mario: "Oh, hey. I need to see the princess! It's an emergency!" Blue Toad guard: "What princess?" Yellow Toad guard: "I've never heard of any princess." Blue Toad guard: "Oh wait, I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle!" Yellow Toad guard: "Oh yeah, that's right." Blue Toad guard: "You should try another castle, maybe. She ain't in this one." Toad: "Okay, so they're messing with you. And... I don't like it!"
 * Mario asking two Toad guards for Princess Peach

(Peach hits a ? Block with a Super Mushroom inside. It lands on Mario's hands) Mario: "Ugh! Really??" Peach: "Go on. Eat it." Mario: "Ugh..." (Mario tries to eat it) Mario: "Now does this have to be a mushroom? Because I HATE mushrooms." (Peach glares at Mario) Mario: "Okay, okay." (Mario tries to eat it again) Mario: "Are you sure there's not like a--" (Peach grabs the Super Mushroom and force-feeds Mario) Peach: "And down the hatch! Yup, there it is and all gone!" Mario: "Not cool!"
 * Mario having his first Power Up

Peach: "Even I didn’t get it first try." Mario: "You got it first try, didn’t you?" Peach: "Yes I did but I grew up here." Mario: "You're just trying to make me feel better." Peach: "No... Is it working?" Mario: ''"A little bit."'
 * Peach trying to cheer Mario up after failing the Training Course

Toad: "Don't worry. I. WILL. Protect you." Peach: "A toad brave enough to join me?" Toad: "I fear nothing." Peach: "Well, that settles it. You're coming with us!"
 * Peach impressed by Toad's bravery after he said he will protect her

Bowser: "Find out who he is, and WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING!!!" Kamek: "I'm on it, sire... May I lift the cover?" Bowser: "Not yet. Pain is the best teacher."
 * Bowser venting his jealousy towards Mario by slamming the piano lid on Kamek's fingers

Bowser: "Do princesses find him attractive?!" Luigi: "THEY DO IF THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE!!"
 * Bowser interrogating Luigi

Cranky Kong: "Alright, simmer down!" (The crowd continues to chant) "I said, 'SIMMER DOWN!'" (The crowd except Diddy Kong stops cheering) "That means you, Diddy Kong!" Diddy Kong: "DK! D... sorry."
 * Cranky Kong trying to settle down the cheering Kongs in the arena

Bowser: "Princess Peach... Here we are. Hehe. I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shell, hehe." (his Piranha Plant bouquet snaps at the viewer, which he promptly stomps) "Hehe. Let's rule the world. Together. Forever. Will you marry me?" Kamek (dressed up as Peach): "Oooh, yes!"
 * Bowser practicing his proposal to Peach

Koopa General: "We have found the princess and the mustachioed human! He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong Army." Bowser: "So was Peach like super impressed?" Koopa General: "It appears so, yes. They are heading for the secret passage! Bowser: "So they think they can surprise me? Two can play that game."''
 * Bowser talking with the Koopa General

Donkey Kong: "I let him win, just for the record." Mario: "Really, though? Why would you do that?" Donkey Kong: "You wanna know why? It's" (throws a barrel at Mario) "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, that's why!!" Mario: "Alright, giant monkey!" Cranky Kong: "ENOUGH!" (hits both Donkey Kong and Mario with his staff) "Get inside!"
 * Mario and Donkey Kong arguing after the arena fight

Cranky Kong: "We've located Bowser's ship. He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom by sundown! Luckily for you guys, I've got a shortcut!" Peach: "We beat him there and ambush him!" Cranky Kong: "Yeah, I know. That's why we're gonna need karts!"
 * Cranky Kong discussing the plan

Peach: "Is there anything like this in your world?" Mario: "What?!" Peach: (louder) "Is there anything like this in your world?" Mario: "(laughs) Oh no. We don't drive on rainbows." Peach: "What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?" Mario: "No, no. They're usually pets!" Peach: "No way!" Mario: "Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle!" Peach: "Maybe I will." Donkey Kong: "Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!" Mario: "I was just trying to be nice!" Donkey Kong: "You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!" Toad: "Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!" Peach: "Guys, enough!" Donkey Kong: "Alright, alright."
 * Mario, Peach, Donkey Kong and Toad talking on Rainbow Road

Donkey Kong: "So this is the end: being slowly digested by an eel next to an... idiot in overalls." Mario: "At least your brother isn't gonna die because of you." Donkey Kong: "Least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke." Mario: "Well, my dad thinks I'm a joke, too..."'' Donkey Kong: (forlorn) "Yeah, well..." (angrily) "Your dad's RIGHT!" Mario: "You know what?! I feel bad enough. Just- just leave me alone! Donkey Kong: "I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!" Mario: "Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, smash monkey!" Donkey Kong: (furious, throwing a temper tantrum) "'''I! AM! MORE! THAN A GUY! WHO SMASHES THINGS!!!'"
 * Mario and Donkey Kong inside the Maw-Ray

Toad General: "Princess?" Peach: "We lost the army... and Mario is gone. Bowser is coming. Head into the forest. I'll buy you some time." Toad General: (to the others) "You heard her. Evacuate the city!" (He and everyone else run out the castle, except for Toad.) Peach: "Go with the others." Toad: (determined) "I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you." (With a smile, Peach heads out the balcony with Toad following.)
 * Peach arriving back at the castle

Bowser: "Let's rule the world. Together. Forever! Will you marry me?" Peach: "Marry you? Are you insane?! I would NEVER marry you!" Bowser: "Maybe you should reconsider." (Kamek zaps Toad with a beam, causing him to scream in agony.) Peach: "NO! STOP! PLEASE STOP! I'll... I-I'll marry you. Just don't hurt my Toads!" (Bowser signals Kamek to release Toad) Bowser: "You have my word."
 * Bowser proposing to Peach

Kamek: "Behold, prisoners! You don't deserve this, but you are all invited to the royal wedding!" Penguin: "Yay!" Kamek: "...Where you all will be ritually sacrificed!"
 * Kamek announcing that the prisoners will be sacrificed

Toad: "Princess! I've got it!" Peach: "Great job." Toad: "You can't be going out there without your bouquet." Peach: "It's perfect."
 * Peach talking to Toad before her wedding