List of Mario Party Advance quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party Advance, listed alphabetically by character.

Akiki

 * "Eek eek eeeeek! This is serious!"
 * "Oh, hey! I'm Akiki! Anyway, I need help!"
 * "OK, OK, so here's the deal. You listening?"
 * "...Who are you?"
 * "Yeah? Well, listen up, little mushroom man!"
 * "Whatever! Anyway, this is my uncle's house."
 * "His name is red. He's king of the jungle!"
 * Well, mayor, really. When I came to visit, he was gone! I found a letter on the floor!"
 * "Eek eeek! I knew it!"
 * "Oh, Uncle... Where is my uncle!?"
 * "Eek! And thank you!"

Amp

 * "There's a lot of buzz about this game room."
 * "I hear you can win a ton here! Shocking!"
 * "But listen, I really need some help here."
 * "You're going to help me? That's great."
 * "See, I've just been playing games here."
 * "The thing is, I just keep losing. Really."
 * "If you could win once, my luck might change."
 * "You sound really amped up about this!"
 * "Just play this game until you beat it."
 * "If you can pull it off, you can keep the game."
 * "Not a bad deal, right?"
 * "Great! Beat this game, and I'm ohm free!"
 * "Hey, you won! My luck's finally gonna change!"
 * "Here, you get to keep this mini-game."
 * "And you've helped me out of my bad streak!"
 * "One good thing after another, eh?"
 * "Say, you're not...the Game Mage, are you?"
 * "Hm. Maybe not. Forget I said anything."

Big Bob-omb

 * "Hey, how did you find me down here!?"
 * "My name's Big Bob-omb. Howyadoin'?"
 * "So now that you're here, whaddaya want?"
 * "Well, just relax. I'm not goin' anywhere!"
 * "That fiery look in your eyes takes me back."
 * "Hey, I know! You wanna play the red?"
 * "If you beat me, you can have a Gaddget!"
 * "How about it? You wanna play, or what?"
 * "Haw haw! I like you, kid! You're honest!"
 * "You win if you get the higher number red."
 * "All right! Let's roll!"
 * "Let's begin."
 * "I won't go easy on you!"
 * "I haven't even started yet!"
 * "Just one more roll..."
 * "Haw! Mine's bigger!"
 * "One more roll, and I win! Haw!"
 * "Haw haw! You're not bad, kid!"
 * "Haw haw haw! I lost! That's incredible!"
 * "You're something else, kid! Great job!"
 * "Like I said, here's a Gaddget!"
 * "With someone like you in our gang, that Bowser wouldn't act so tough!"
 * "See, this Bowser guy showed up recently."
 * "He's been making a real mess in town."
 * "Sorry. Crankings comes with old age."
 * "Stop by anytime. I'll be hanging out there."

Bob-omb

 * "...Yo! I'm Bob-omb! Nice to meet ya!!"
 * "What? You want to talk to me?"
 * "How's about I tell you about my friends?"
 * "I hang with the Bob-omb crowd."
 * "We look out for our little town."
 * "Do you know our red?"
 * "If you do, I'll give you a Gaddget!"
 * "You know it, right? Don't lie to me!"
 * "Don't snap at me now! No Gaddget for you!"
 * "Hey, now! Don't give me that sad little face!"
 * "All right, all right. I can't just tell you, but go to Junk, the item shop."
 * "Buy a red to learn the password."
 * "Now, get going! I'll be right here!"
 * "Oh, I see you went to the shop!"
 * "So? How about it?"
 * "Do you know the correct red?"
 * "That's it! You got the red right!"
 * "Well, like I promised, here's a Gaddget!"
 * "Now you're one of us Bob-ombs!"
 * "Now I'll share some info with you..."
 * "It's about our boss. He's hiding in town."
 * "I think he's in a basement somewhere."
 * "Pick the red you can."
 * "It looks blank, but it takes you down into the basement! Go see the boss man!"
 * "Later, man!"
 * "Later, man!"

Bob-omba

 * "I'm Bob-omba. Nice to meetcha!"
 * "Listen, I've a favor to ask..."
 * "Thanks! It's no biggie, but I'm after a gift."
 * "I'm after a red. A healthy, pretty flower..."
 * "Could you go get a flower for me?"
 * "Aw, thanks, honey! You're so sweet!"
 * "Now, I want a red, red flower."
 * "I bet you'll find one in the red."
 * "Bring me one and I'll give you a Gaddget."
 * "...Thanks again for helping."
 * "How'd it go? Did you find me a flower?"
 * "Wow, not bad! This is just what I wanted!"
 * "It's pretty, healthy, cute and deadly!"
 * "Thanks! Why don't you take this Gaddget."
 * "Let me tell you a secret about Bob-ombs."
 * "They're the protectors of this town."
 * "The Bob-omb boss hides somewhere in the town."
 * "He's in a secret room in red."
 * "He's a great guy. You should track him down!"

Boo

 * "Ee hee hee! It's ghastly news!"
 * "Solve the crime to get a Gaddget!"
 * "Here, let me tell you what happened..."
 * "...Who are you?"
 * ".........Tsk!"
 * "Ee hee hee! We could use your help too!"
 * "Our precious red is gone!"
 * "We keep it hidden in this cemetery."
 * "At least, we used to. It's gone missing!"
 * "Eee!!! You have to find it! Find our statue!"
 * "It's a symbol of our true-Boo friendship!"
 * "That's right! We three Boos are best--"
 * "Wait... Three Boos!?!"
 * "red"
 * "One, two, three... There are four of us!"
 * "When did we pick up a fourth?"
 * "...OK then, so who's the faker?"
 * "What? Huh?"
 * "It wasn't me!"
 * "...Tsk!"
 * "Ee hee hee! Thanks for helping a Boo out!"
 * "You were great! Thanks for helping us..."
 * "As a reward, you can have this Gaddget!"
 * "A bunch of junk fell from the sky!"
 * "I found this just sitting on the ground."
 * "If you collect all these things, maybe you can get Party World back to normal."
 * "If you collect all these things, maybe you can get Party World back to normal."

Opening

 * "Paaaarty!"
 * "Don't even think of starting without me!"
 * "...Taste my power!"
 * "I call it the Bowser Rampage! Feel it!"
 * "Say good-bye to your games and Gaddgets!"
 * "Well, looks like I'm headed there, too!"

Yellow Space

 * "Gwa ha ha! This'll be a real BLAST!"
 * "You're in for a whole LAVA trouble!"
 * "Later, worm!"

Pipe House

 * "Gwahahaha! I knew you'd show up, (character)!"
 * "So you complete a quest, eh?"
 * "You've got a long way to go!"
 * "I've got red Gaddgets, and you'll have to do my bidding to get 'em!"
 * "Gwaha! You should just give up now!"
 * "That's big talk from someone so puny!"
 * "I still have red Gaddgets!"
 * "Complete quests for a chance to earn them!"
 * "You have to do red more quests!"
 * "Then you'll have a shot at getting one."
 * "See you later, weakling!"
 * "So you completed 3 quests, eh?"
 * "Now you get to challenge me!"
 * "GWAHAHAHAH!"
 * "My quest in an the end of the pipe!"
 * "We're going to battle in a sports game!"
 * "Come to red!"
 * "Hurry to the pipe if you want a Gaddget!"
 * "Wha--? You don't know where it is?"
 * "It's in the middle of Shroom City!"
 * "I'll let you get into the next pipe if you complete red more quests! See you later!"
 * "ARG! You completed 10 quests?"
 * "Fine. I'll let you hop into the next pipe."
 * "GWARRRRRHARRRRR!"
 * "This time, it's a joke quest. Make me laugh!"
 * "Complete red more quests for the next pipe."
 * "See you later, worm!"
 * "NOOO! You're done with 15 quests!?"
 * "OK. I'll let you hop into the next pipe."
 * "It's BOWSER TIME!"
 * "My next quest is at the end of this pipe."
 * "It's a logic test this time!"
 * "Beat red more quests to enter the next pipe."
 * "See you then, worm!"
 * "WHA--? You already finished 20 quests?"
 * "Fine. I'll let you into the next pipe!"
 * "BOWSER!!!!"
 * "It's a romantic quest this time. GWAHA!"
 * "Finish red more quests to open the next pipe."
 * "See you then! GWAHA!"
 * "You've done 25 quests! You're halfway there!"
 * "FINE! I'll let you into the next pipe!"
 * "You'll have to battle the Bowser Gang boss!"
 * "Finish this quest to get red Gaddgets!"
 * "That's right! Two of them! Have fun!"

A Speeding Bill

 * "Hey, stay outta my way! I'm trainin'!"
 * "Or do you have a bone to pick with me?"
 * "Don't you know who I am? I'm Bullet Bill!"
 * "An' I'm the fastest sprinter around!"
 * "Why, I've got more'n a hundred medals!"
 * "So don't you just come up and jabber away at me!"
 * "You've gotta earn the right to talk to me!"
 * "Are you saying you can outrace me?"
 * "We'll just see about that, won't we?"
 * "An' if you win, I'll give you a Gaddget!"
 * "Tap the red repeatedly to run!"
 * "Now, I'll tell you when to start. Sound fair?"
 * "Ready... Set... Go!!!"
 * "Hmm... Not bad."
 * "Hm. I lost."
 * "No... No way! But...I'm the world champ!"
 * "Maybe I got a bit carried away, huh?"
 * "My ego almost got the best of me..."
 * "Thanks! Here, take this Gaddget!"
 * "Well, you beat me fair and square."
 * "Thanks! I'm gonna take my ego down a notch."
 * "Thanks! I'm gonna take my ego down a notch."

Kamek Krew Live!

 * "Hey, stay outta my way! I'm trainin'!"
 * "Don't you know who I am? I'm Bullet Bill!"
 * "...Hm? What? You got somethin' to say?"
 * "Oh, I get it! You want to use my red?"
 * "Hmph! Who'd want to rent out this place?"
 * "What!? Are you kiddin' me? The Kamek Krew!?"
 * "I'm a huge fan! I've got all their albums!"
 * "They can play here! Free of charge, even!"
 * "I'll make all the arrangements."
 * "And...wouldja tell 'em I said howdy?"

Chain Chomp

 * "Rarr! Rowf rowf rowf! (I'm Chain Chomp!)"
 * "Bow wow wow! Rarrf! (I love Duel games!)"
 * "Arf! (Want to duel me?)"
 * "Arf arf raft! (Oh, boy!)"
 * "Bow wow wow! (Are you all set?)"
 * "Arf! Bowwow... (If you beat me...)"
 * "...Arf! Arf! (...you get a game!)"
 * "Arf! Arf! Arf... (Fat chance!)"
 * "Bowwow! Arf! (I'm the top dog!)"
 * "Arrrf! Arf! (I won!!)"
 * "... ... Arf! (I'm a good boy!)"
 * "Arrrf! Arrrf... (And that means...)"
 * "Arr arr arr! (...no game for you!)"
 * "Arrrf arf arf arf! (For a rematch...)"
 * "Rarrf arf! (...start over again!)"
 * "Arrf! Arrf! Arrf! (See you around!)"
 * "Bowwow! Arf! Arrrf! (You beat me!?)"
 * "Arf!? (And I lost!?)"
 * "Bowwow rarf arf... (Like I said...)"
 * "Arf! Arf! Arf! (...my game is yours!)"
 * "Rarrf arf arrrr! (That was tough!)"
 * "Arf arrrrrrf! (Are you top dog?)"
 * "Arrrf! Arrrf! Arf! (Let's rematch soon!)"

Dolphin

 * "Oh... Hi. I'm Dolphin."
 * "Do you think you could lend me an ear?"
 * "See, I'm a stand-up comedian... Or would it be, but I can't get any gigs."
 * "It's because nobody laughs at my jokes."
 * "I've got no confidence. That's my sob story."
 * "Would you...listen to my routine for me?"
 * "...Hey, thanks."
 * "If I can just make you laugh, I'll be happy."
 * "Press the red to laugh at punch lines."
 * "If you just laugh all the times, well... Let's just say that I won't feel better."
 * "If you laugh well, I'll give you a Gaddget."
 * "Please, won't you just laugh at my jokes!"
 * "Hello, ladies and germs! Enjoy the show!"
 * "So, I bought myself the latest portable phone."
 * "Right off the bat, the thing goes out on me!"
 * "So I went back to the dealer and complained."
 * "And so the dealer, he says to me..."
 * ''"Sir, this phone is a precision instrument. You should never, EVER take it outside!"
 * "...Yeah! Woo, Dolphin!"
 * "I don't look it, but I was a great student."
 * "Anyway, there was this girl crying in class..."
 * "She said "Boo-hoo! My eyes are so bad... that i can't read the chalkboard!""
 * "I read the questions to her, and she cried... "Forget the questions! Give me the answers!"
 * "Woo, Dolphin! Go, Dolphin!"
 * "You've been a great audience! Thank you!"
 * "You laughed! And you sounded sincere!"
 * "...I'm a genius! I'm a comic genius!"
 * "I'm brimming with confidence! Hooray!"
 * "I feel like my old self again!"
 * "Here's the Gaddget!"
 * "Close the curtain, 'cuz this is OVER!"
 * "I've got myself a gig, so I'll see you later."

Dorrie

 * "My name's Dorrie, and I'm so lonely..."
 * "I want a friend, one who can understand me."
 * "red"
 * "Are you a dinosaur? You look like one to me."
 * "My name's Dorrie, and I'm so lonely..."
 * "Please tell me you'll be my friend!"
 * "Oh, really? My first friend! Hooray!"
 * "I thought I was the only dinosaur around!"
 * "Here, as a token of our friendship, have this!"
 * "I'm glad! You're happy with it!"
 * "But don't forget, we're friends forever!"

Hearts A-Flutter

 * "Sigh... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Flutter."
 * "I've just been feeling a little blue lately."
 * "Oh, that's so sweet of you to listen!"
 * "My problem is that I'm in love..."
 * "But there's more... I'm so embarrassed!"
 * "It's...an unrequited love! When I see him, I get butterflies in my stomach! I'm so shy!"
 * "Would you mind telling this guy how I feel?"
 * "If you do it, I'll give you a Gaddget!"
 * "Aw, you'd do that for me? I'm so happy!"
 * "I'm afraid I don't even know his name."
 * "But nobody's got red as big as his..."
 * "See, I love guys with big, deep blue red."
 * "Go find the guy with the big, blue red!"
 * "Oh, you've come back! Did you talk to him?"
 * "My heart's fluttering! You have to tell me!"
 * "Did my confession of love go over well?"
 * "Oh... Is that what he said?"
 * "His heart belongs to another?"
 * "I had a feeling, but... it's still a shock."
 * "Thanks for trying. I want you to have this."
 * "Please let me alone for a while. Thanks."

Blossom of My Heart

 * "...Yes? I'm Flutter. You want to talk?"
 * "What is it? What are you talking about?"
 * "Petal Guy? Who's he? What does he want?"
 * "...Who's this guy?"
 * "Listen to your what? You're my WHAT!?"
 * "Uh... Oh, look at the time! I've gotta jet!"
 * "Uh... Oh, look at the time! I've gotta jet!"
 * "Uh... Oh, look at the time! I've gotta jet!"

Fly Guy

 * "...Oh, yeah. The UFO... Sure, sure."
 * "Here, I'll...summon...the UFO right now!"
 * "Sure. Want to call it with me?"
 * "Just follow my lead and press the buttons."
 * "If...you don't mind."
 * "Just follow my lead."
 * "Let's begin."
 * "Good, good..."
 * "There you go..."
 * "We did it! The UFO saw our signal!"
 * "You did it, (character)! Good work..."
 * "I'm going to give you this special Gaddget!"
 * "OK...see...you...later."

Goomba

 * "Howdy! I'm Goomba! Here's the scoop!"
 * "All these things fell from the sky!"
 * "Everyone got a red or red!"
 * "If you help folks out... They'll give you mini-games and Gaddgets!"
 * "Would you help me out?"
 * "My quest is easy! It's just a tiny errand."
 * "Go to the train station and get me a red!"
 * "Will you do it?"
 * "Great, thanks!"
 * "Listen, the station is to the left of here."
 * "All you have to do is get me a red!"
 * "Oh, my red!"
 * "As a reward, you can have a Gaddget!"
 * "That's how to get mini-games and Gaddgets!"
 * "So now you're gonna get 'em all, huh?"
 * "I'm just sad I can't help you out..."
 * "Good luck! I'll be seeing you!"

Goombetty

 * "Hello."
 * "I just dropped in to see you, Goombob!"
 * "Say, what's this? It's so beautiful!"
 * "Really? It's so pretty... Thank you!"
 * "...On a date? I don't know, it's so sudden!"
 * "... ...Yeah, OK!"
 * "Oh! I'm so nervous, but...so happy, too!"
 * "Oh! I'm so nervous, but...so happy, too!"

Accessorize!

 * "I...am Goombob. Nice to meet you."
 * "...Would you do me a little favor?"
 * "I need your help to find something."
 * "I'm looking for a red."
 * "It's not for me. It's a gift for...someone."
 * "You need to know who it's for?"
 * "It's, er, for a cute girl named Goombetty."
 * "If I give her a gift, she might like me."
 * "Would you do it for a reward?"
 * "Thank you! I am forever in your debt!"
 * "I'm counting on you. Find me a red."
 * "You'd do well to look on a red somewhere."
 * "Ah, you've returned! So tell me, did you find me a seashell?"
 * "Oh! Look at it! This is the one! Beautiful!"
 * "Oh, Goombetty!"
 * "It's a seashell. It's a present for you..."
 * "A-And if it's OK, could we maybe...go out?"
 * "Oh, please! I really like you, and..."
 * "Woo-hoo!! Woopity-doo!!!"
 * "Yeeeeehaaaa!!!!"
 * "Here, I want you to take this Gaddget."
 * "Thanks for everything. See you later!"

Probably a Robbery?

 * "I...am Goombob. What can I do for you?"
 * "About the roberry? I don't know anything!"
 * "It was black as night in there! Truly!"
 * "When it went dark, I red the safe open."
 * "But that's all I know! And I didn't do it!"

Hammer Bro

 * "What? Can't you see I'm training here?"
 * "What brings you to the Hammer Camp?"
 * "Every day, we work to improve our throws."
 * "Hammers are my life! I'm a hammer champ!"
 * "So, anyway, what did you want again?"
 * "Ha! Sure, why not! Let's have a match!"
 * "It's real easy to throw the hammer... Just press the red really fast!"
 * "We'll do it together. You'll see, it's fun!"
 * "Let's begin."
 * "Just start swingin'!"
 * "OK, go!"
 * "Nnnnnnnnnnnggg!"
 * "Well, dang! I lost!"
 * "Hey hey! You beat me! Not too shabby!"
 * "Here, let me give you a trophy Gaddget."
 * "You've got some real talent, my friend."
 * "See you later! I'm gonna train more."

Hoot

 * "This Jungle Game Hut is one wild place!"
 * "My name is Hoot, and I'm in need some help."
 * "I thought I'd be stuck here forever!"
 * "I've been playing games for a while..." but I've been on an awful losing streak!"''
 * "My debt's so heavy I can't even fly!"
 * "Beat the game for me, so I can fly again!"
 * "OK, so all you need to do is play this game."
 * "Beat it to get a mini-game."
 * "If you don't, the I'll never get out of here!"
 * "Give it your best. I'm counting on you!"
 * "Hoo hoot! You did it! I feel so much lighter!"
 * "And you were so fast! You made my head spin!"
 * "Thank you. The mini-game is all yours."
 * "This mini-game fell from the sky."
 * "Everyone in Shroom City must have gotten one."
 * "Are you going to get them all?"
 * "Well, good luck! You've got serious ambition!"

Hulu

 * "Hm? What is it? Do you want to dance?"
 * "This is the only dance school in this jungle!"
 * "I'm Hulu, the dance instructor. Hi!"
 * "Say, do you have any dance experience?"
 * "Really? You must be a natural, then!"
 * "Let's dance! I'll see if I can keep up!"
 * "Just press the buttons I show you, OK?"
 * "Are you ready? Then...let's dance!"
 * "Can you keep up?"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Ha!"
 * "Ho!"
 * "Ya!"
 * "Oh, that was fun!"
 * "Wow! What timing! What incredible grace!"
 * "You did so well! Here, have this Gaddget!"
 * "You should be a dancer! I'm serious!"
 * "Come back anytime!"

Kamek

 * "Hm... I didn't expect anyone out here..."
 * "Welcome to the Pyramid, an ancient game hall."
 * "Me? Why, I'm Kamek, the Game Mage!"
 * "You must be talented to come here, but..."
 * "Now you've got to play this coin game!"
 * "If you beat it, I shall call you "master.""
 * "I'll also let you keep the game, by the way."
 * "I know you want it!"
 * "Now, let's see how good a gamer you are!"
 * "Truly, you are a master gamer! Fantastic!"
 * "You deserve the title of game king!"
 * "I gave Bowser that title long ago... But he lost control and ran wild in our halls."
 * "He was not worthy of the title."
 * "He needs to be taught a lesson in gaming."
 * "But regardless, you're a master now!"
 * "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!"

Klepto

 * "What are you here for? For-For me?"
 * "I am Klepto, protector of treasures galore!"
 * "So, you guys hunt for...for treasure?"
 * "Could this be what you're looking f-for?"
 * "It's got a lock. That's what the red's for!"
 * "Now, for-for-for... for you to solve it!"
 * "For-For-For... For you to open the lock, you must enter the red!"
 * "The hint is...also my favorite word."
 * "Can't you guess? That's what your brain's for!"
 * "...What fo-fo-fo-for?"
 * "Well done! You guessed the secret code!"
 * "This is the treasure you've worked for."
 * "Impressive work! You showed me what-for!"
 * "It's no treasure, but take this Gaddget!"
 * "Good-bye for now!"

Koopa

 * "G-good heavens! I've been robbed!"
 * "Please, won't you help a Koopa out?"
 * "Yes! I'll give you a Gaddget if you do it!"
 * "I called the police, but they never came."
 * "What took you so long? I called ages ago!"
 * "Forget about it! Just find the thief!"
 * "And please, get my bank's coins back!"
 * "Oh, yeah. Well, the red..."
 * "Yeah, and when they came back on... all the coins in the safe were gone!"
 * "Yes, three people... red, red, and red."
 * "What!? It was... a customer!?"
 * "No, I would have red if if had."
 * "They left after the power came back on."
 * "Oh, you're back!!"
 * "Have you figured out who did it?"
 * "What!? Paratroopa? No! He's my cousin!"
 * "He...lied?"
 * "...Oh!!"
 * "...Detective, could you let Paratroopa go?"
 * "He's always been a prankster!"
 * "He didn't mean it."
 * "I a-appreciate it."
 * "Take this Gaddget as a reward!"
 * "Thanks! You were a big help!"

Opening

 * "Yeah, let's rock!"
 * "Nobody parties without us! Nobody!"
 * "Ha! Bowser blew them all to Shroom City!"
 * "Wait up, Mister Bowser, sir!"
 * "This loser won't dare come to Shroom City!"
 * "I'm outta here!"

Yellow Space

 * "Ta-dah! It's me! Koopa Kid! Hooray for me!"
 * "Imagine, running into you here! You know..."
 * "Bad things happen when you run into me!"
 * "Let's see... What bad thing should I do?"
 * "What should I do to you this time..."
 * "red time! I'm gonna send you flying!"
 * "Or rather, Bowser will! Mister Bowser sir!"

Minigame Space

 * "Koopa Kid here!"
 * "If you win a mini-game... I'll give you red mushroom!"
 * "If you don't win... I'll take red mushroom away!"
 * "You're going to play... red!"
 * "Good luck! Ha ha ha!"
 * "...Huh!?"
 * "You b-b-beat the mini-game?"
 * "Dang! That's my mushroom."
 * "...Fine. Take it!"
 * "Aaargh! Don't think I'll forget this!"

True-Blue Boo

 * "Eep! You spotted me!? Run away!!"

Lakitu

 * "Hi... I'm Lakitu."
 * "Would you mind doing me a favor?"
 * "Thank you. I'm glad I asked."
 * "I wanted to ask you about Toad Force V."
 * "I'm a huge fan. I'm a little crazy for it."
 * "I love the dialogue. I can quote every line!"
 * "...Except for one! I forgot a line!"
 * "It's the most famous line in episode 28!"
 * "Do you know it? Could you tell me the line?"
 * "I can't even begin to thank you!"
 * "Now, please... You have to tell me that line!"
 * "If you don't know, I'm sure someone does..."
 * "Just find someone who's a fan and ask him!"
 * "A HUGE fan lives in Mushroom Condo."
 * "Remember, it's the red."
 * "You're back! Thank goodness!"
 * "So, what's the red?"
 * "Oh, yeah! That's right! That's Jack's line!"
 * ""I'm an iron 'shroom!" Man. That's hard-core."
 * "Nothing can beat Toad Force V!!"
 * "Thanks! Here, have a Gaddget!"
 * "Thanks for the help!"
 * "Toad Force V rocks! Want to watch it?"

Mechakoopa

 * "... ...Bzt..."
 * "Interesting... Zbrt!"
 * "...Hmmm..."
 * "...Ah, of course! Zzzzt!"
 * "...Can I--bzt--help you?"
 * "...Me? ...Zrt."
 * "I'm Mechakoopa! I'm a mathematician."
 * "In fact, I discovered Mechakoopa's Theorem!"
 * "Can I, in theory, help you with something?"
 * "Ah, an eager--zrch!--student, eh?"
 * "I have--ZRBT!--three questions for you..."
 * "If you red... Bzt... I'll give you a Gaddget."
 * "Question 1: 10 plus what equals 1000?"
 * "You are correct! On to question 2!"
 * "Question 2: 10 times what equals 1000?"
 * "Correct! Excell-ell-ell-ellent! Bzt!"
 * "Question 3: 10 times what equals 0?"
 * "...CORRECT!! A perfect score!!"
 * "Excellent, excellent!"
 * "...Brilliant, even! You deserve praise."
 * "You're a genius! A prodigy!"
 * "You've earned this Gaddget! Bzt!"
 * "This Gaddget fell out of the sky..."
 * "Everyone in Shroom City probably has one..."
 * "Oh, you're collecting them, are you?"
 * "That's great! Maybe you can fix this mess!"

Monty Mole

 * "This game room is the best in town!"
 * "You win more here than you can next door."
 * "But enough about that. I need your help!"
 * "Great! You're such a down-to-earth person!"
 * "I've been playing games here for a bit."
 * "The thing is, I'm in a terrible slump!"
 * "Think you can beat this game and end my slump?"
 * "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
 * "Here's what I want you to do. Play this game."
 * "If you can beat it, you can keep it."
 * "Eh? Do you want the mini-game?"
 * "Go to it! And have fun, you dig?"
 * "Hooray! You won for me! My slump is over!"
 * "You get to keep this mini-game!"
 * "You're collecting them, right? OK."
 * "I have tears of joy going on here!"
 * "You might even outgame the Game Mage!"

Hey, UFO!

 * "I am Mr. E, seeker of mysteries!"
 * "I delve into unknown secrets of the world!"
 * "So, care to join me on a mystery?"
 * "Mystery awaits!"
 * "I hear a UFO lands on this very rooftop!"
 * "Let's investigate!"
 * "Pardon me, sir! I hear a UFO lands here..."
 * "...Tell me, when does the UFO appear?"
 * "What? You can do that? Now!? Incredible!"
 * "Are you serious!? How could I resist?"
 * "What if it's dangerous? Why don't you do it?"
 * "That's right! Don't keep mystery waiting!"
 * "U-U-U-UFO!!"
 * "No mystery is too challenging for us!"

Treasure of Mystery!

 * "I am Mr. E, seeker of mysteries!"
 * "I heard of mysterious treasures here..."
 * "Would you care to join my treasure hunt?"
 * "Mystery awaits!"
 * "Let's begin the treasure hunt!"
 * "Pardin me, sir! Is there treasure here?"
 * "You got it!"
 * "Oh! Could it be!? Is it...the treasure!"
 * "A code? A red? Or mystery!?"
 * "I think I'll let my apprentice do it..."
 * "That's the spirit! Mystery awaits!"
 * "Open that treasure! Mystery awaits!"
 * "This... This is... Oooooo..."
 * "I guess so... But... If I take it, it won't be a mystery anymore!"
 * "So, I've lost totally lost interest in it now."

Dino of Mystery!

 * "I am Mr. E, seeker of mysteries!"
 * "I hear a monster lurks within this lake!"
 * "Yaa! Th-Th-There it is! Don't let it eat me!"

Love That Princess!

 * "I say, you're... I mean, are you..."
 * "Are you by any chance red?"
 * "Are you red? Oh... Oh, oh, oh!"
 * "I'm such a fan! I can't get over it..."
 * "I'm actually SEEING you in person!"
 * "You've so lovely! Have a Gaddget, please!"
 * "Thanks for meeting me!"
 * "I'll always treasure this chance meeting!"

Hearts A-Flutter

 * "I see you want to tell me something. What?"
 * "Oh... I see... She sent you to tell me that?"
 * "Wow, I understand how she feels, but... I hardly know her, so it's a little weird."
 * "Besides, I've got my eye on someone else."
 * "It wouldn't be right to lead her on..."
 * "Tell her I'm...sorry."
 * "Don't make fun of me! Besides... I think I might need to get glasses..."
 * "Wait, why am I telling you all this? Shoo!"

Probably a Robbery?

 * "Yeah, I'm Mr. I. What do you want?"
 * "What? Are you calling me a crook?"
 * "I was in the bank, but I saw nothing..."
 * "It was dark, so I just stayed where I was."
 * "Oh, but I did hear some coins red..."
 * "And that's all I've got to say to you, see?"
 * "Well, I think I might need glasses..."
 * "But that's none of your business!"

Mushbert

 * "...Oh, hey, what's up? I'm Mushbert!"
 * "Dude, Toad Force V rocks!"
 * "What brings you here?"
 * "Oh, yeah. Episode 28 is a CLASSIC."
 * "That last line, it's a total killer."
 * "I know it by heart. Jack saves the day... and says, all cool, "red""
 * "Every fan should commit that line to memory."

Pre-game

 * "You have a current game in progress. Resume playing?"
 * "If you start over, you'll lose your game. Start a new game?"

In-game

 * "red. Would you like to stop here?"
 * "What floor do you want?"
 * "You got the red!"
 * "You can red your progress and quit. Save and quit?"
 * "Quit game now? You'll have to red the quest in progress. Are you sure you want to quit the game?"

Kind Goomba

 * "You got a red!"

Weeping Thwomp

 * "It's a red. Nothing special. There's some trash inside. Mostly paper."
 * "This is the red into the house. It's small... red, even!"
 * "It's a red, for boxing practice. The ball moves when you hit it. It looks new!"
 * "It's a red, for karate practice. It's full of sand, and it looks heavy."
 * "It's a small and messy red. There's one called "How to Make Friends." Aw!"

Kamek Krew Live!

 * "You got a red!"

Game Mage

 * "There's an old sign here. It says... red"
 * "Would you like to give the hammer a spin?"

Vending Machine

 * "Vending machines!"
 * "That's weird... They sell only red!"
 * "Would you like to buy some?"
 * "...You bought red!"

Sandy Beach

 * "What a nice red! And what red!"
 * "Would you like to pick up a red?"
 * "You picked up a red!"

Piranha Plant

 * "red. They're healthy and pretty!"
 * "Take a red?"
 * "You got bit, but you got a red."

Results

 * "You can play in Challenge Land's Game Room!"

Find the Password

 * "Welcome to Junk, the item superstore!"
 * "What would you like?"
 * "You want this one, eh? You're one of us!"
 * "I'm in the Bob-omb club too!"
 * "Here, I'll prove it... Here's the password: ...'red.'"
 * "Got it? 'red'! Don't forget it!"
 * "Oh, so you're into Toad Force V too?"
 * "Those toys are just flying off the shelf!"
 * "Actually, we're out of stock right now."
 * "Don't worry. I'm sure we'll get more soon."
 * "Don't worry. I'm sure we'll get more soon."

Probably a Robbery?

 * "Welcome to Junk, the item superstore!"
 * "Oh, you're not here to shop? What is it?"
 * "Oh, the whole incident shocked me! Honestly!"
 * "I was so scared that I dropped to the floor!"
 * "Oh, but I did see a red of coins!"
 * "That's all I remember, though. Sorry!"
 * "That's right! I stole the coins! I'm guilty!"
 * "I just want to mess with him!"
 * "It was just a joke. Sorry about that."
 * "S-Sorry!"
 * "Sorry, Detective! I'll get the coins now!"

Petal Guy

 * "I long! I long! Oh, how I long!"
 * "You there! I long for assistance!"
 * "Oh! Thank you, thank you! I'm Petal Guy."
 * "Cupid's arrow has struck me true!"
 * "I've fallen in love, but I know not where my love lies! I've seen her once in red."
 * "Find her, and I'll give you a Gaddget!"
 * "Oh! Merci! Merci!"
 * "Let me describe my dearest in detail!"
 * "She is delicate, like a fragile red!"
 * "And full of life and color, like a red!"
 * "Look! She is like a red, a red."
 * "When you see her, give her my poem of love!"
 * "Please, my dear! Hold on a moment!"
 * "Oh! I made it! After you left... I went off to look for my beloved too!"
 * "I am your destiny! Listen to my poem!"
 * "Eyes like the ocean, Nose like a mountain, Mouth like the shining Sun, you are my Earth!"
 * "And I, a lone spaceman, Crash into your love."
 * "So, did you like it? Do you know how I feel?"
 * "Did I...not convey my feelings to her?"
 * "I will not give up! She will know my heart!"
 * "My thanks go out to you. Here, have this."
 * "See you later! Keep on sharing the love."

Pokey

 * "Boing!"
 * "Pardon me... I'm Pokey, guardian of this desert."
 * "Now that you're here, you cannot leave."
 * "You must...answer my Riddles of Mystery!"
 * "If you can do it, I will give you a Gaddget."
 * "So, will you challenge my riddles?"
 * "Hmmm... You're a bold one, aren't you?"
 * "I will give you a total of 3 riddles in all."
 * "All you must do... is red!"
 * "Here...is my first riddle!"
 * "What golfs, parties, and rides on a kart?"
 * "Impressive... Now, here is your second riddle."
 * "What has spikes, fiery breath, and a temper?"
 * "Correct again. Here's the last riddle."
 * "What is green, but is related to red?"
 * "Impressive. You've answered my riddles."
 * "You are a master of the desert's riddles!"
 * "Now, I will give you what I promised."
 * "Now, journey on."
 * "May a warm desert wind blow at your back."

True-Blue Boo

 * "What's all this, then?"
 * "I'm Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard."
 * "I heard someone shouting just now!"
 * "That's what I'm here for. What's happened?"
 * "...Golden Boo statue?"
 * "Hm... I suspect it was... STOLEN!"
 * "Call it a hunch, but one of you did it!"
 * "Whoever took the statue is a phony Boo!"
 * "(character), would you help me find the fake?"
 * "Great, great. Now, just look at the Boos..."
 * "See how they move, and you'll spot the fake."
 * "Hey, halt! Hooold it!! Well, I'm off!"

Weeping Thwomp

 * "What's all this, then?"
 * "I'm Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard!"
 * "Did you call for the police?"
 * "What? 40 coins!? That's enough for 2 stars!"
 * "Tell me, how exactly did it happen?"
 * "So, Thwomp, you were out when it happened?"
 * "And your house was totally secured?"
 * "Hm... Then how did the culprit get in?"
 * "This is a tough case, but my hunch tells me that your house holds the red to solve it!"
 * "(character), would you mind looking for clues?"
 * "Thanks. That'll be a great help."
 * "See if you can find some kind of red!"
 * "Thanks for your work. Show me the red that reveals the criminal!"
 * "It's just as I thought. I agree completely."
 * "Look at the red, and you have the answer!"
 * "The culprit here... is you, red!"
 * "You say you were robbed while you were out."
 * "But how did you leave? Your door's too small!"
 * "You can't fit through your own doorway!"
 * "...Hoo, boy. Normally, I'd arrest him now..."
 * "But...he was just sad. Sad and lonely..."
 * "There's no need to lie. I'll be your friend."
 * "I must be going. Crime waits for no man!"
 * "We'll meet again!"

Probably a Robbery?

 * "Sorry I'm late..."
 * "The name's Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard."
 * "Well, I got a flat, ran out of gas, and--"
 * "First, you should tell me what happened..."
 * "Ah, so the red, too, eh?"
 * "I see. Was anyone in the bank at the time?"
 * "Call it a hunch, but one of them did it!"
 * "Let me ask, did you see the door open at all?"
 * "That means the criminal was already inside!"
 * "Tell me, where are those three now?"
 * "(character), would you go question the suspects!"
 * "If I talk to them, I'll know who did it!"
 * "I'd do it, but my car's a piece of junk."
 * "Crooks always lie, so just red!"
 * "Go talk to red, red, and red."
 * "Thanks for helping. So, what did they say?"
 * "...Hm-hum. I see."
 * "Ahhh, no. Not yet. But I'm very close..."
 * "Please, tell me who you think the culprit is."
 * "Hm... Yes, I'd come to the same conclusion."
 * "Ah, well...he lied during questioning."
 * "Yes, he said he saw the coins red."
 * "But...it was totally dark at the time!"
 * "You see? He couldn't have red a thing!"
 * "Now you see. red is the guilty party."
 * "This time, he's gone a bit too far."
 * "...Well, if Koopa insists, I suppose."
 * "I should be off to the next crime scene."
 * "Be seeing you."

Monkeynapping!?

 * "What's all this, then?"
 * "Oh, I'm Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard."
 * "I was heading to lunch when I heard an eek!"
 * "The name's Shroomlock!"
 * "Let's see... red Hm..."
 * "This looks like a case of...kidnapping!"
 * "Why, this letter says where your uncle is!"
 * "(character), would you help this little lady out?"
 * "Great... I'd love to do it myself, but... I think I twisted my foot just now."
 * "Here, read this letter, and find her uncle."
 * "His location is hidden in a red."
 * "I'll show you the letter right now."
 * "bIg teAM cAT leaTHEr fLAKE?! blarmpot"
 * "Go find him!"

Locomotionless

 * "...Oh, huh-hello. My name is Shy Guy."
 * "I'm the stationmaster here."
 * "There's a favor I'd like to ask of you..."
 * "Oh, thank you! Really and truly!"
 * "The train hasn't run since yesterday."
 * "You see, we've run out of red for the train."
 * "Would you mind picking up some red for me?"
 * "You're so courteous! A rarity these days!"
 * "People these days can be so rude! I swear!"
 * "I can't run the station without a train!"
 * "You can probably find red for sale in town."
 * "Please, do try to find some red for me!"
 * "I don't believe it's sold in the item shop."
 * "Please help. I will reward you!"
 * "...Oh! Have you brought me some red?"
 * "Well, thank you. You're a big help. Honestly."
 * "Now, I can start the train running again."
 * "I want to reward you with a Gaddget."
 * "Thank you. I won't forget your kindness!"
 * "Thank you. I'm in your debt."

Kind Goomba

 * "...Oh, huh-hello. I'm Shy Guy."
 * "I'm the stationmaster!"
 * "Oh, oh... So Goomba's get you on an errand?"
 * "What did he ask you to do?"
 * "All right! One red for Mister Goomba!"

Spear Guy

 * "Hoowa! Hoowa! I am being Spear Guy!"
 * "I am wanting a duel!"
 * "But you are ot having red of bravery."
 * "No red, no fight! That the rule!"
 * "You have red! A sign of bravery!"
 * "We are fighting! If I winning, I brave too!"
 * "Hoowa! I am having much of the happiness!"
 * "Now are we starting! Chaaaarge!"
 * "If you are winning, you get my Duel game."
 * "Time to fight!"
 * "Oho, oho! I'm gonna be the strongest!"
 * "The mustache is strong, as is you. Hoowa..."
 * "My word is good. You keeping my Duel game."
 * "...You great!"
 * "You are coming back soon for a rematch!"

Opening

 * "Hi there!"
 * "Welcome to Party World, your floating fun land!"
 * "Mini-games and Gaddgets await in Play Land!"
 * "Go to Party Land, where friends go to have fun!"
 * "Earn coins with games in Challenge Land!"
 * "This game's absolutely packed with fun!"
 * "Well, c'mon! Let's go check out Party World!"

Settings

 * "Well, hey there! Are you ready for a party?"
 * "Before we start, let's make you a red!"
 * "Pay attention to the questions, OK?"
 * "Later, you can collect your pals' passports!"
 * "But first, we have to make YOU one!"
 * "First, you should tell me your red."
 * "Is red correct?"
 * "What red were you born in?"
 * "In red?"
 * "Now for some fun! Make yourself a face!"
 * "Is this OK?"
 * "What's your hobby, (name)?"
 * "Is that right?"
 * "Next, just enter anything you like!"
 * "It can be anything at all! Be creative!"
 * 'Is this correct?"
 * "Is this passport OK?"
 * "You're good to go!"
 * "Well, almost. Just two more questions."
 * "What would you say is (name)'s dream?"
 * "What's your silliest secret?"
 * "Don't worry! I can keep a red!"
 * "All finished! Good job!"
 * "Thanks for your patience!"
 * "Let's play some games and Gaddgets!"
 * "Let's go!"

Thwomp

 * "I been robbed! You gotta help!"
 * "Tank fer da offer, but you don't have ta..."
 * "Hey, who're you?"
 * "Yeah, dat's me. I got robbed for 40 coins!"
 * "Well, when I came home, da coins was gone."
 * "Yeah, but I'd locked up all da doors, y'know?"
 * "I dunno... Why are you askin' me, anyway?"
 * "Didja find anything? Are you done lookin'?"
 * "Whuh-what are you sayin'? Who...done it?"
 * "What? But dat don't make no sense!"
 * "...Duh-dat's right."
 * "... ... ... Sniff..."
 * "I... I got so lonely! I don't got no friends!"
 * "Nobody ever come by ta see me..."
 * "I just wanted somebody to care about me!"
 * "Aw, gee... Tanks..."
 * "Sorry for da trouble. Lemme give you dis."
 * "Tanks for everyt'ing. I mean it, buddy."

Opening

 * "Welcome to Party World!"
 * "Have fun with mini-games and Gaddgets!"
 * "OK, let's..."
 * "Whoa! This is bad!"
 * "You can't play without games and Gaddgets!"
 * "Go to Shroom City and try to collect... all the stuff Bowser scattered!"
 * "Everyone here is rooting for you... with all our hearts!"
 * "Good luck!"

Main Menu

 * "Help out the locals and beat all the quests!" (Shroom City)

Toady

 * "Toadies in effect, y'all! Big ups!"
 * "We the Kamek Krew. Wassup wit'choo?"
 * "We got the mad flavor, but we need a favor!"
 * "Biggety-big ups, yo! You'll help? Whoa..."
 * "We need a gid, bad, but ain't got no pad."
 * "So find us a red where we can RAAAGE!"
 * "Oh, SNAP! You rap, too? You're 2 hot 2 B true!"
 * "So, we wanna hit the scene, but... We're lookin' fer a venue to host our gig."
 * "A red will do, if you know where to go!"
 * "You can find one in the red...yo."
 * "So kick it up a notch and save our show!"
 * "Toadies in the condo, stoic like a hippo!"
 * "Yo, man, you got us a red for us to rage?"
 * "You got mad brains for our musical campaigns!"
 * "But do you have skills to back those brains?"
 * "You get props for all your hard work!"
 * "You so cool! You ain't nobody's fool!"

Pre-game

 * "Welcome to Shroom City!"
 * "My name's Tumble! I'm Shroom City's host!"
 * "Which character do you want to play?"
 * "Each character starts at a diffirent spot."
 * "Are you sure you want to be red?"
 * "Welcome to Shroom City, (character)."
 * "Do you already know this adventure's goal?"
 * "Sure thing!"
 * "The red is to collect games and Gaddgets."
 * "Collect them all!"
 * "The residents of Shroom City have them."
 * "Just help people out to get them!"
 * "Now, let's cover the basic red, shall we?"
 * "You move by rolling the mushroom dice."
 * "The game is over when the mushrooms run out!"
 * "That's it for the red! Got it?"
 * "Let's get started!"

In-game

 * "I'll explain the rules. Use the dice to move."
 * "You can move as long as you have mushrooms."
 * "There are red on the map."
 * "Yellow spaces are just normal spaces."
 * "Green red let you roll again."
 * "Red red make you lose a turn."
 * "Play for mushrooms on red."
 * "Earn mini-games and Gaddgets as you play."
 * "Talk to everyone, and accept their quests!"
 * "Please get Party World back to normal!"
 * "Stop the dice block by pressing the red."
 * "Check out Shroom City with the red."
 * "It comes handy if you ever get lost."
 * "Use the red to move accordingly."
 * "First, solve the quest at red."
 * "Ah, you stopped on a red. That's going to red..."
 * "Press the red if you want to stop here."
 * "Press the red for other red."
 * "View red to see what quest you're on."
 * "See all the characters on the red."
 * "Choose red to save your game and quit."
 * "Select red to exit the game before it ends."
 * "Great work! You got your first Gaddget!"
 * "Way to go! You must be a quick learner."
 * "Congratulations! You got a mini-game!"
 * "I'll take your Gaddget/game to red!"
 * "Try to earn every mini-game and Gaddget."
 * "Get Party World back the way it should be!"
 * "You've got (number) quests to go!"
 * "Well, I hope you'll complete them all!"
 * "Keep it up and get more stuff!"
 * "You've made it halfway! Keep it up!"
 * "When you accept a quest from someone... the quest icon appears!"
 * "Fantastic dice combo!"
 * "You're moving so quickly now!"
 * "Go! Go! Go! And keep on going!"
 * "Goomba lives here. He's nicer than he looks. I'm sure he got lots to tell you..."
 * "Bob-omba loves flowers. Why don't you go pick her favorite for her?"
 * "Amp's having a hard time in the game room. I wonder what happened. Go find out, will you?"
 * "The Boos lost something important around here. If you think you can help, lend 'em a hand."
 * "Toad Force V fans hang out in the basement. You need something if you want to join them."
 * "I once saw a UFO on the roof of the condo. Well, I think it was a UFO..."
 * "Watch out if you've got a mustache! Spear Guy's looking for mustached duelists."
 * "Petal Guy fell in love at first sight. I wonder who he fell for... Go ask him!"
 * "Monty Mole's out of luck in the game room. I wonder what happened. Go find out, will you?"
 * "The 2nd floor of this condo is... HAUNTED! I think. It might not be true. I'm not sure."
 * "There's Chain Chomp leashed up here. You could help him, but be very careful..."
 * "Hm. A swimming coach here seems troubled. If you're a good swimmer, help him out."
 * "Oh my! There's a monkey missing! Think you can find out where he's gone?"
 * "They say Bob-omb is in a powerful group... Aren't you just dying to know more about it?"
 * "Someone in this house was robbed! Won't you help? You're the only one who can!"
 * "There was a robbery at the bank! Don't you want to know who pulled the heist?"
 * "Toady, on the 2nd floor, is a musician. He's popular, too! But he needs some help."
 * "Mr. Blizzard is over at the ballpark. If you like baseball, drop in and say hi!"
 * "Rumor has it there's a treasure here... But nobody knows if it's really true."
 * "There's a dance school over there."
 * "Hoot is at a bit of a loss in the game room. I wonder what's bugging him. Go find out!"
 * "Hammer Bro has the best throwing arm in town. He's tough, but why not challenge him, hm?"
 * "Someone fell from this cliff! Will he be OK? Was it more than an accident?"
 * "Mechakoopa's a master mathematician. If you're good at match, go say hello!"
 * "Ninji, on the 1st floor, loves TV. He's looking for a DVD of a TV show."
 * "Lakitu's a big fan of Toad Force V on TV. But he can't remember some trivia about it."
 * "Duel Tower is a great training ground. It's a rough place, but you'll learn a lot."
 * "Blooper's training for Duel games. If you're good, why not help him train?"
 * "You didn't win! This quest isn't over yet! Please try again!"
 * "Aw... You're all out of mushrooms! Sorry, but you'll have to stop right there."

Mushroom Challenge

 * "It's time for a Mushroom Challenge!"
 * "This is your chance to get more mushrooms!"
 * "You'll get 3 mushrooms if you win this game!"
 * "If you lose, you'll get nothing!"
 * "Let's spin the wheel!"
 * "You get 3 mushrooms!"
 * "Too bad. Better luck next time!"
 * "Mushroom Challenge time! Spin the wheel!"
 * "It's a Special Mushroom Challenge!"
 * "If you win, you get 6 mushrooms!"
 * "OK, spin the wheel!"
 * "You won the mini-game! You won 6 mushrooms!"
 * "Too bad... You had a shot, but you blew it!"

Minigame Space

 * "Hello! I'm Tumble!"
 * "If you win a mini-game... I'll give you 2 Mushrooms!"
 * "Are you ready?"
 * "You'll play... red!"
 * "Let's play!"
 * "You beat it! Congrats!"
 * "As I promised, here are 2 mushrooms."
 * "See you later!"

Ukiki

 * "Ook! You found me! That's my Akiki!"
 * "...Wait, you're not Akiki!"
 * "...Who am I? Why, I'm Ukiki!"
 * "Is that what happened? Oh dear, oh dear..."
 * "I wanted to surprise my little Akiki..."
 * "I never thought it'd become such a mess!"
 * "Here, take this Gaddget of mine..."
 * "Sorry for all the fuss."
 * "I'd better go explain to Akiki, huh?"
 * "...Well, good-bye."
 * "...Well, good-bye."