MarioWiki:BJAODN/Non-Super Mario content

From Madden to TLOZ. These were made by people who didn't know where they are.

Apple
Once again, wrong wiki

Bellum
Bellum is the final boss in the game Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass. He has three forms: regular Bellum, Bellum ghost ship, and Bellum possesing Linebeck!

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Dr. Heinz Doofensmirts is an eveil scientist man. his nemisis is perry da platypus and he owns doofensmits eveil ink.

("How in the world can somebody spell Doofenshmirtz but not evil?" - )

("Doofensmirtz Evil Incorperated!" - )

("Notice that the writer spelled "Doofenshmirtz" correctly in the title, but incorrectly in the actual article. Meh?" -

Flagman DD
 This article or section is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed. To see the Flagman DD minigame click here.

("That was the whole article. Yeah.")

GODZILLA!
Godzilla is a dinosaur who pwnz!

Isaac Newton
Wrong wiki.

("We're not Wikipedia." - )

Korto
"Who rules, Korto rules"

- Mario Kart

Korto Momolou is an. Her character appeared in Mario Kart Wii. Her character is believed to be one of Peach and Daisy's High school friends. In Mario Kart Wii, she made history as Nintendo's first black character. She is noted for her afro. It is belived that she will only be a kart character or she'll appear in one of the super smash bros games.

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is a game where Link must save the s from the

("You're forgetting Colonel Mustard" - )

(I can't stop laughing at this.)

Madden
Madden is a game not in the mario sieries that is football made by EA sports.

Silver the Hedgehog
Silver The Hedgehog is sonics brother.Just like shawdow.He has teleporting powers.So he can go anywhere he wants in seconds.

Survivor
Please CBS, put me on Survivor! My name is Bret and I applied in the open casting call for Survivor in Mishawaka, Indiana on 1-8-05, which was hosted by WSBT TV and Meijer. Hobbies: Weight Lifting - Biking - Running - Fishing

It was a cold morning, only 27 degrees when I arrived around 7:30 am, even though the Survivor auditions were from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., so I could assure that I would have a chance. When I arrived and saw that the line was already considerable in size, and was glad to be there early.

I want to be the Ultimate Survivor, and I know I have what it takes to outwit, outplay and outlast in the game!

The picture to the right is of the line in front of me, and the one below is the line behind me. I made a nice panorama shot out of two pictures below, so you could see how long the line really was. Glad I wasn't all the way back there, because it was a long cold wait.

Surviving My Survivor Camera Auditions I wish I could do the Survivor audition tape over again. It was more difficult than you might think. After standing in the cold for three hours, I finally got to come inside and throw my coat on a chair and run up in front of the Survivor camera. I had hat hair, but so did most of the others. Please give me a call back so I can show you the real me!

I filled out my application flawlessly, or so I think. :) I still had my passport from when I applied to Survivor 2 in the Outback, so I am ready to go.

I have watched every episode from the very first show to now. My favorite shows on TV are Survivor, The Apprentice, and Fear Factor.

How I would Feed the Tribe My Fishing Ability:

I am an experienced fisherman, and have been fishing since I was 5 years old. There are two small peaceful lakes by my house that do not allow gas engines, so I can enjoy long quite summer days bass fishing. My wife and son like to fish for blue gills, but I prefer a more challenging fish like bass.

On this mount is an 8 pound 24 inch bass I caught, at the lake by my house, on 8 pound line with a purple rubber worm.

In Survivor, I am willing to spend long hours fishing to feed the Survivor tribe. I am there to work hard and will not complain about it, like many I have seen on previous Survivor shows.

How I Would Win Challenges My Physical Fitness Level:

I have a gym member ship and lift weights 5 days a week. I enjoy distance running and 30 mile bike rides. Plus, have competed in several triathlons, which is usually a half mile swim, 26 mile bike, finished by a 6 mile run.

Survivor the Mental Game My Negotiating Experience:

I was a new car salesman and received years of training classes on negotiating, and was consistently one of the top salesmen at the dealership. I have sales and negotiating to an art form, and have learned to make customers comfortable in dealing with me.

When I saw Brian the car salesman win Survivor 5 I knew I could do it, because he used many of the same negotiating techniques, and I also saw many of the same mannerisms.

Now I design ecommerce web sites all over the country and even the world. I still keep my negotiating skills fresh by selling web sites instead of cars. Plus, working with computers allows me to work with my mind. I have great math skills and a terrific memory. I was tested in 2003 and found to have a 136 IQ Score.

I can use this negotiating ability and experience to win Survivor. I had applied for Survivor 2 the Outback, so now it is time for me to be choosen.

Please Put Me on Survivor In Conclusion:

By building this web page I believe I am already outwitting and outplaying the other competitors before the game begins. Anyone could have used the Internet as their venue to be seen.

I am in the best shape of my life. I own my own business and can leave for Survivor at anytime!

I will eat anything! I will do anything! And I will win reward challenges, and become the Ultimate Survivor.

Thank you CBS and Survivor for your consideration and time!

Sincerely, Bret Fencl