List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 * "SHOWTIME!"
 * "I RULE!"
 * "PEACH!"
 * "So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
 * "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
 * "Crud!"
 * "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice...But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
 * "I'll taste defeat? You're going to be tasting my fist, you little piglet!"
 * "Even my sneezes are powerful and awesome!"
 * "Don't lump me with Mario!"
 * "Kidnapping Princess Peach!? Oh, that is SO my style!"
 * "Those guys make me so MAD! Gah! It does NOT end like this! I'm going back to that castle and kidnapping Peach for real!"
 * "DON'T SAY THAT NAME!"
 * "Just thinking about it makes me RAGE!"
 * "I'll chill nothing! I'm going to Peach's Castle right now!"

Broque Madame

 * "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

 * "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
 * "Your tongue...bite upon it!"

Dark Bowser

 * "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
 * "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
 * "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

 * "A WINNER IS YOU!"
 * "JACKPOTTING!"
 * "The customer has luck! And with luckiness comes a tasty Lucky Shroom!"
 * "Do not have worries for details! No, do not have the worries! Have the wonderful Lucky Shroom of tastiness instead! Scoff this down and your luck will power up to super luck! Luck enough to beat Mario!"
 * "I say to you YES! With every attack, lucky hits will shower in a happy waterfall! You will have such fury! Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
 * "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
 * "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * "Fawful says farewell to all of your fink-rat faces forever!"

Kamek

 * "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"

Midbus

 * "Muh! Muh! Muh! Muh!"
 * "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
 * "I HAVE NO TASTE!"
 * "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
 * "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"