List of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, listed by character.

Mario

 * "No job is too big for the Super Mario Bros., Prince! We’ll protect ya!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "What you don’t know, bird is that our shrimpy guys can get super-charged! (*jumps to the edge of a warp pipe*) Come on, Luigi! We’ll show this parrot! Let’s find us a couple of Super Leaves!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Let go! I’ll catch ya!"- "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Couldn’t see ya! The sun was in my eyes!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Run for it, Luigi!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*with Luigi*} Super Mario Bros.!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Uh, behind that cloud!" - Tricking the Angry Sun, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "That sun is not too bright! Now, let's hightail it back to Giant Land to stop those no-good Ninja Koopas!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Ahh! Reptile breath tornado! I'm a goner!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, I'm super no more! I'm just plain old Mario!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Uh, first you gotta catch me!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Quick! Get us outta here!"- "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It's our only chance to save Prince Hugo. And all my friends!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'll get you your royal cage back!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Promise. Fly, bird! Fly!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "(*grunts*) I can't get it open. But never mind, Princess! I've got a way to trick ol' Koopa, and we'll have to work together. Listen close." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Return my friends and turn Prince Hugo the Poodle, back into Prince Hugo the Huge, or else!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Eh, just let 'em go, and I'll come back Tuesday and tell ya!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Good Truthful Honest Giant Ninja Mario! That's who!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "C'mon, Prince! Let's catch some Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Ah, forget it, Prince! We're just glad to see you unpoodle!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "(*chuckles nervously*) Well, I did, kinda. Besides, Luigi and I can fix it!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Just what we need, a Miserable Squawking Angry Giant Ninja Parrot." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, no! It's King Koopa's doomship!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Look, Luigi! There in The White House! That's the president of the United States!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*with Luigi*} You mean these things?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Even better! (*takes off frog suit*) The Super Mario Bros. Super Plumbing Service! And what this place needs...is a super drain!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Positive! Huh, you're my own brother and even I don't recognize ya!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You hold them off! While I get this flying battleship in the air!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "First, I'll warp The White House back where it belongs!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Whoops! Don't worry, Mrs. President! Next time, I'll put The White House right where it belongs! (*chuckles nervously*) Maybe I shoulda read the instructions." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Forget it, Kootie Pie! We just brought the president back home!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Get up here! You're goin' back to the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Don't forget to tell him about this!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah. Be a long time before Koopa can warp anything else outta the real world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Well, sounds like Koopa's finally giving Kootie Pie the present she deserves!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah, I'm so tired nothin' could drag me outta this bed!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We better get that mummy back where it belongs, before it scares the pasta outta everybody!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Don't worry! I'll calm her down! {*tent falls on him*} As soon as I get up from under this...tent!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Don't worry, Princess!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Excuse me, Miss Mummy! May I have a word with you?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "'Her little prince?!' What's she talkin' about?!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yuck! A hug from her could be bad for my health! I'd better scram!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Now for my giant getaway leap!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Great leap... {*Queen Mushroomkhamen catches him*} Lousy landing! Luigi! Princess! Help!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Lady, if you weren't so wrapped up in yourself, you could see I'm not your little boy!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I like long naps, but not that long!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Somehow, I doubt it!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I can't sleep for ten-thousand years. I'll get too hungry!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Aw, lighten up, Luigi! I've had more huggin' today than I can stand!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I left her in the tomb! No way she can get to us!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "(*gulps*) Except for crashing through that wall!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Well, as long as these camels keep the big mouth shut..." - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "In that case, Your Royal Sultaness, we gotta re-plumb your plumbing! Before the oil pressure builds, then your palace blows sky-high!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Woah!" - Falls in love with Kootie Pie's human form, "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "A super guest, my super beautiful lady!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Ahem! Please forgive my little brother for being so rude! Perhaps you'll like a gourmet snack!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Isn't she wonderful, Luigi? Always lookin' out for other people?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Lady Fettuccine says this is the safest place to be!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*gasps*) You mean, I fell for Kootie Pie Koopa?!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "C'mon, Luigi! We gotta put a clog in Koopa's plans!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I think it's time Lady Fettuccine met her dream reptile! (*turns Luigi into a romantic Koopa*) Cassanova Koopa!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Eh, wrong voice!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Sweep Kootie Pie off her feet, while I take care of plumbing matters upstairs!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "We're all set! Princess, when I give the signal, turn the wheel!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Princess, NOW!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "We've only got one chance!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Let 'er rip, Luigi!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Doomship, here I come!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Thank you! Thank you!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "In that case, I got first dibs on the jacuzzi!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I rode it!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Nasty time is over, Koopa! Get those Goombas back in that cage!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Leap, Luigi!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Koopa's too chicken to let people vote!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We gotta do somethin', Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "{*with Luigi and Toad*} You tell 'em, Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Now, the Princess is gonna set up the Founder's Day fireworks!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, the poor Princess! Pushed by a mud-slinging campaign!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Speak to us!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, thank goodness for warp zones!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That creepy Koopa! He's using a Nice Guy Potion! We gotta stop him from gettin' more!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Yeah, but there are two of us!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's because it's filled with 'em!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "No time for jokes, Luigi! Make tracks!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "C'mon! We got it made once we once we get that fire pit!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You keep the Koopalings busy! I'll snatch the potion!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "The votes have been counted! And the winner is... {*opens envelope*} ...by a vote of 6,436,212 to 1...Princess Toadstool!!!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Impastable! King Koopa's throwin' in the towel?!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah, Koopa! Tell us something we don't already know!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "You always worry too much, Luigi! I'll walk along and protect her! How dangerous can Castle Koopa be?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I'll go first! {*sweeps out crumpled Dry Bones out of his way*} Hmmm!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Look out! A Ptooie!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "It's some retirement home!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah! Once a sewer-slime breath-slime wagon, always a sewer-slime breath-slime wagon!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Save your bad breath, Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself, they're my most unfavorite things!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Not a bad idea! Maybe we can find a Super Leaf!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Not anymore!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Give it up! We already flew the Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Doctor's orders, Princess. You've overworked all the time." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Right! Luigi and I can run the kingdom while you're gone." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Oh, Ptooies! You're goin' and that's final!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Trouble? Not with us in charge! How hard can it be to run a kingdom anyway?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "As your temporary rulers..." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hey, Luigi! This is my speech!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "As I was about to say, your village will never... {*gets interrupted as the dam cracks up*} ...BE FLOODED AGAIN!!!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Look at all these complaint letters!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "'Stairway to Sky Land keeps flying off and dropping people in the garbage dump!'" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The Princess needs her rest! You heard what the doctor said!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I'll send her a warp-a-gram message to get back here pronto!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "(*chuckles*) And not a moment too soon, Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Everybody in your kingdom can't wait for you to rule 'em again!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I've never seen her act so strange!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Maybe it's time we had an old-fashioned Plumber-to-Princess talk!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Tea? With Koopa? Princess, how can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Luigi, do you get the feeling Princess Toadstool isn't exactly herself lately?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Tell me, Luigi! If the Princess had a vacation in Hawaii, why doesn't she have a suntan?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Heh! Toad's right! Looks like your Hawaiian vacation really really came in handy!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "{*with Luigi*} Welcome home, Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Sure, we can!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "{*in the crate*} Nope! Just your imagination!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Don't be a baby, Luigi." - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "The crash must've messed up the time tube!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We don't have much time to get to that apartment where we fell down the drain!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "This is our chance! Let's scoot!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "The lady who lives here is a little dowdy! Let me do the talking!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We're not abandoned, we're plumbers! Have you called for us, remember?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We can't let Koopa get away with this!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Come on, ya half-pint! I need some baby power!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We'll sneak up behind 'em and backflush 'em!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Okay! Time to stop playing patty-cake! Turn on the water!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "The Koopas cut off the water!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Quick! Crawl after me!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Beats me, but we only got thirty seconds to unplug that drain!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "And here's the hairy clog that started it all!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Thanks, but we got a date with Princess!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Don't count on it, Koopas!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "And now we're gonna clog you out of the Mushroom Kingdom! Hairball! {*throws the hair clog at Koopa*}" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Or, with us!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "A Fire Flower? Hey, thanks, little buddy! This makes my day!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "No time to admire the scenery, Princess! We've got to find those Koopalings!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Who-oa! Who's that?" - "Dadzilla"
 * "We'd better warn him he's in dangerous company! MADZILLA!!!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Uh, I never did anything to them they didn't deserve! Uh, across my overalls and- {*Madzilla roars at him*}" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Lucky I kept this Fire Flower!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Back off, Madzilla!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "My fire powers are gone! Run for it!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Oh, sure we can! Look!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "This place is crammed with parts of old movie monsters! Not for long, big little brother! Look! We can build our own movie monsters starting with her!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Let 'er rip!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Okay, Mama Madzilla! Onto the main event!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "(*as Madzilla's mom*) Junior! This is your mother! Stop that!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Of course I'm your mommy, you naughty boy! Now put those people down!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Junior! Are these your children? Alright, grandchildren! It's time for your nap!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "In our family, you must take naps every afternoon so you'll be rested for your chores!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "I hate ugly brats who talk back! Junior, if you don't make your children behave, I WILL!!!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*slides down the robot of Madzilla's mom*} Whoooa! That's right, Madzilla!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "I don't know. I'll talk to him." - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Toad, I know this means a lot to you, but why the waterworks?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Yeah?" - Listening to Toad's question, "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Oh no! I'd better tell the Princess!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "We can fix that! Right, big little brother? We used to wrestle back in Brooklyn!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Right! I'm volunteering for ya! Meet the Masked Mashers of Mayhem!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Don't worry, my mushroom pal! We're gonna win those orphans all the money they need!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Woah! Nice catch, Koopa!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Well, I wanna listen to music! This record's hot!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "That was my favorite record!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oooooh! I hate it when you do that!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{*fighting with Luigi*} Brothers are all...oof...good for nothing! Stop that! Watch it, Luigi!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{*stops fighting*} As a matter of fact, I wish I didn't even have a brother!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Ugh, I guess I'll have to go, he is my brother. Even if that hammerhead can be more trouble than a flooded basement." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "There you are, you former brother! I've been looking all over for you!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oooooh! How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh yeah?! Ya don't even know enough to wear a Frog Suit out on the wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hey! Where does hookin' lines come from? It's not fishin' season." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Uh oh, a Pipe World! I'm goin' down the drain!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Looks like I'm plumber out of luck! Gulp!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Fix your own leaky plumbing, you Koopa crackpot! I'll never help you!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Heh heh, nice try, Koopa! But it's gonna take a lot more than this silly party hat to make me- (*gets interrupted as he starts to become mind-controlled*)" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{Mind-controlled} KOOPMASTERS, YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "MMM. I'M STARVING." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "EW. I HATE PASTA. YUCK." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "THERE, MY KOOPMASTERS. THE LEAK IN THE POWER SHOWER IS FIXED." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "YES, KOOPMASTER." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "SMASH. CRUSH. POUND. DESTROY." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "I'LL GET THAT FROG." - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "{*starts flailing his arms*} Ooooooh! I hate it when you do that!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Fine is a newt fossil thanks to you, brother! Glad to see you took my advice on wearing a Frog Suit!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop where it counts!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Heh heh! Same to you, brother!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "That's right! And besides, that argument was all my fault!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "No, brother, it was all mine!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Well, I insist it was all mine, brother!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Brothers. Ya can't live with 'em. Ya can't live without 'em." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "If I'd known you're gonna get this excited, I'd have never brought this Real World TV into the Mushroom Kingdom." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Count on it, Luigi! Our hero always gets his clog!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the blink!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "'ROBBING PIPE LAND TREASURY - DARE YOU TO STOP ME! YOUR ENEMY, KING KOOPA!'" - Reading the message that the Venus Fire Trap had left on the wall, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Right! We can't let King Koopa cop all those gold coins!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "What we did see was an inspiration! (*heads to the TV and pats it*) Now we can do our best to stop Koopa, just like Mighty Plumber would." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "I'm afraid all your plans have just hit a clog!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "{*with Luigi*} Mighty Plumber!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Mighty Plumber, wait! You're our hero! We've brought a TV set from Brooklyn so we can watch your show!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Aim it up there!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Koopa's fire message said he was gonna rob the Treasury! I bet that's where he's taking Mighty Plumber right now!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Simple as pizza pie! Eeney-meeney-miney-Mario! C'mon, Luigi!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "He can't steal it if we get it first! All you gotta do is grab Koopa's map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Trust me!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Luigi's in trouble!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "You don't have it anymore!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Look! Plumber-prints and Koopa-prints! Come on!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "We tried to tell ya, big guy." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "No you're not, you're our hero! You taught us everything we know!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "C'mon, Luigi! Let's make Koopa's escape a real washout!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Oughta tell you to use your wand to put Mighty Plumber back in the TV set." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Do your thing, Cheatsy!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "(*snatches the wand off of Cheatsy's hand*) Just in case you're thinking of taking Mighty Plumber off the air again!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "(*with Luigi) GO, MIGHTY PLUMBER, GO!!!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hey, can we pick heroes or what?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Take a look, Toad. One Super Mario turn of the wrench, and all that stopped up water will run out of your tub faster than Invincible Mario!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Oh no, the message went down the drain, Toad!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Not if Fire Mario's got anything to say about it!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*with Luigi and Princess Toadstool*) No way!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "TOOOOOOOAD!!!" - Scolding Toad for bumping into him, "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Luigi, you like pancakes?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Cause if we don't think of something fast, that's where we're all gonna be squashed into!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "It seems those blocks are after you, Toad!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "We'll discuss that later. (*picks up Toad*) But for now, we gotta lead them away from the house! The Princess is still inside taking her nap! Run!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "In that case, we JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "So, Toad! Is there anything else you wanna tell us?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Don't worry, Princess! We'll save you!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "WHOA! If I don't wanna be plant food, I'd better get moving!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Hang on, Toad! I'll wrench ya loose!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "If you wanna make it right, help me with this plan I just got, and bring back those stampeding blocks!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Hold tight! If I can just find a super block!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Okay, Toad! It's time for your final magic trick! " - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Ow! That's my head!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Only one way to find out!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "You're right! Because if that's the Brooklyn Bridge, my name's not- (*he and Luigi turn to see Junior's mother claiming they were her son's babysitters*)" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "But, uh, we're not-" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Lasagna?!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Shhhh! That lasagna looks good!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "(*with Luigi*) 98...99...100!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "(*with Luigi*) Ready or not, here we come!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Oh no, Ptooies! And they're spitting mad!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Quick! Luigi! Batter up!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Look! There's Junior!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Bully Koopa's got him!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They went in here! Let's go!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey! What's goin' on here?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "If we don't get outta here fast, we're toast!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Not anymore!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "I'd hate to have to tell this to his mom." - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Let's show that big bad Boom Boom some of our patented Super Mario super moves!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "SUPER MARIO!!! (*lands on Boom Boom's head and pounces him three times*)" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They're gonna call us barbecued! It looks like the Koopas superheated the volcano!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "C'mon, Junior, we gotta move fast and plug that leaking volcano!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Don't worry, Luigi! We still gotten raccoon power!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "That's it! Boulders away!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "A little to the left, a little more, so let 'er rip!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "For a first-time plumber's helper, you weren't bad yourself!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Then we'd better boogie back to that Warp Zone, and get back to Brooklyn!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Now, hold your breath, Junior, cause we're takin' a dive!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey! We can use this Doom Dancer to keep King Koopa and his brat pack under control! Let's go get him!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Relax, Luigi! We can do it! Just follow my lead! (*winks at the camera*)" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "When we get the Doom Dancer, it'll be a lot more hazardous for Koopa! C'mon! Let's boogie!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "QUIET! You wanna wake the dead? You don't want Koopa to find out we're in his kingdom, do ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "A Mario Bro. never says 'can't', Luigi!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Start the music!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "We're almost to the Temple of Gloom!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Dry Bones Troopas! Let's shake, rattle and roll these boneheads!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Gotcha! (*jumps on the Dry Bones, which eventually gets back up*) Gulp, I don't gotcha!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "SOCK A BLOCK!!!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Temple of Gloom, here we come!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hey, Luigi. You got any Plumber's Putty on ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No way, Koopa!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I think that's our cue to leave!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Ah, sounds like the Koopas are back to playing their old kinda music!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "That's dressed up?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, how come we don't get this kind of applause when we do good plumbing?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Heh! There's only one sneaky twofaced reptile who laughs like that!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "(*hands a fainted girl back to her boyfriend*) If we get to Castle Koopa in time, maybe we can save 'em! Let's warp!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Don't worry, Princess! We'll get in there and save Rob and Fab from Kootie Pie!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hmm...how? You heard what Fab said. They need a backup band to give Kootie Pie her concert!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, you got a better way to get into that throne room? Come on!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Uh, hi! Uh, we're the famous traveling band called, "Backups R We!" Eh, do you know anyone who might need our services?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "What'll it be, fellow maestros?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "One! And a two! And a-" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Yeah! Time to get back to your Real World concert!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Lights out, Princess! Err, uh, Princess?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Maybe if we keep our band, we'll be that popular!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Yeah, but if ya haven't seen them, uh, how do you know what they look like?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumors." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Hmm, I'll bet you a jar of marinara sauce that these aliens are Real-Worlders like Luigi and me!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Luigi, we'd better check this out." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I was right, Luigi! They are humans!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Oh, those poor people are goners!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Hang on! We'll get ya outta here!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I'll betcha three spaghettis to one lasagna he's taking them to Castle Koopa!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Quick! Luigi! Make sure Kooky's invention can't hurt them!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Follow me, and I'll get you to a Warp Zone so you can go home!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I'll explain the way! Hurry! We left the engine running in your station wagon!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Just drive in, and it'll take you back to the Real World!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "What do you say we throw a wrench or two in Koopa's works?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Look out! Princess!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "My Frog Suit's been covered by a block of cement!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "(*strains*) I can't reach! I-I can't s-swim, I can't breathe, I-I can't hang on...SAVE ME!!! HOLY MACKEREL!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "(*coughs*) Someone turn off the water... Oh boy...what a nightmare. I dreamed I was drowning! It was horrible! (*coughs*) I was saved by the most hideous, disgusting creature." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "NO!!! SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP QUICK!!! Holy mackerel!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Ma'am... {chuckles} Lady, fish, em, whatever you are? You're great for saving me, but I'm no frog prince! What I am is leaving!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'd rather face a thousand Koopas than one mermaid mackerel with marraige on her mind! But you can't run from your problems forever!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Psst! Over here, Mackerel!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a swell fish, but...you and I, uh, we're just not each other's type!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Ah, no buts, I gotta go!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "C'mon! Let's get outta here!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Oh, no, NO, NO!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I-I-I can't go back out there into the water, I, I-I'm afraid!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'd rather marry a fish than swim with one, Luigi." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I-I'd really like to help you, but...b-but..." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Of course I'm not afraid of Koopa! I-I'm afraid of the water!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Yipes! Water!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Alright, I'm coming in! (*jumps off the blocks*) One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready! And no way I can go! I'm just too chicken to be a frog!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Wave?! Did he say wave?! Where?! Where?!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "'Oh, sure, don't worry.' I'll just stay here and be a lily-leapin' frog forever..." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Don't worry, King Mackerel! My brother and the Princess will take care of him!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Now that's something to be scared of." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I can't just hide under the table, I gotta do something!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Come on, Mario! That creep Koopa's got the Princess, Toad, and Luigi. Scared or not, I've gotta do something!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I told ya all along for each other. {takes fishbowl off his head}" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Phew! For a while there I thought I was sunk! Come on, let's get outta here before Holly gets over her fear!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hey Luigi, ya ever notice how clouds can look like other things? Well, like that one over there! Looks sorta like the Princess!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "(*with Luigi*) THE DOOMSHIP?!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "We gotta stop those lunkhead Koopas from robbing the bank!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey, Bully! Catch this!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "It's coming from over there!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Those lousy Koopas! Which way did they go?!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "LUIGIIIIIIIIIII!!!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Heh! He's just lucky he didn't have to face the Koopa Kids, on a bad day! Eh, Luigi? (*laughs*)" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Princess! Boy, are we glad to see you!" - Upon him and Luigi being rescued, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "We have been king-sized colossal jerks!" - "True Colors"
 * "Garbage, garbage, on our stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Um...A stray chirstmas tree?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's not finished...and I'm almost Koopafied!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "You gotta take charge, Luigi! I'm fading fast!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * ''"{Koopafied} KOOPA! KOOPA!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, Luigi. Never challenge me to a game of underwater horseshoes." - "The Venice Menace"
 * "This is no time to be Italian, Luigi! Be Polish!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!" - "Super Koopa"

Luigi

 * "We gotta find ‘em fast! Those Giant Ninja Koopas will be here any minute!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Now what?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*sarcastic*} Nice catch, Mario!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*with Mario*} Super Mario Bros.!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Remember, Mario. Don't let any Koopa touch you, or you'll lose your power!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Me too, Mario! They got me!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It worked, Princess! Koopa doesn't realize he's been tricked!" - whispering to Princess Toadstool that Mario's plan worked, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Yeah, when King Koopa gives his kids a birthday party, they stay Koopa'd up in Koopa Castle all day!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Our poor home country! We can't even tell 'em the Koopas are comin'!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "How can we help America when we can't even help ourselves? They've got us triple-guarded!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*with Mario*} You mean these things?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Koopa's loadin' up the Doomship for an attack on London, Paris and yeesh, Brooklyn!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Are you sure these disguises will let us sneak aboard Koopa's doomship?" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Heh heh. So you're not even the boss of America anymore!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Nice crash landing, Mario." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "We'd better be careful!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Oh no! He's been captured by the marauding mummy!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Poor Mario! He's been doomed to some tomb and we'll never find him!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Hey! That map's a phony! It's got a picture of Mario on it!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Except maybe that...Mushroom Kingdom Twister!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "My beautiful balloon!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "It's ruined!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Times like this, I ask one question: What would Mario do if he were here?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Phew! Well, how do you like my special steam-powered mummy sled?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Mario he-hey! You're safe!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...we should be A-OK!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Hey, uh, I don't wanna be rude, but wasn't that a tail I just saw?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Her? A plumber? Hey, speakin' of plumbing, Mario, we got a job to do!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "But Mario!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*romantic voice*) But Mario! What am I supposed to do?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "My friends call me 'Cassanova Koopa'!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You can call me, 'Sweet Lips'!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Kootie Pie, can we get some privacy? What do we say we clear out the riffraff and redecorate in here?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*normal voice*) Luigi?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Whoa! The Koopa Kids are right behind me!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Ride 'em, plumber boy! Yee-haw!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Hey, since the Koopas left their wand behind, we might as well give it a shot!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Oh no! The wand's melted!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Oh no, you don't! I fixed it!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "What's goin' on? Koopa steals money! He doesn't share it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "{*with Mario and Toad*} You tell 'em, Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "She's done for!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Princess Toadstool! Princess Toadstool!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "But Castle Koopa's quelling with zillions of Koopa guards!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Geesh! Dark Land gives me the creeps!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Tanks for reminding me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I think we just jumped from the frying pan, into the fire!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "If we get past the fire pit!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoops! (*chuckles*) Silly me!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I can't wait to see ol' Bowser Koopa's face when he gets rid of this!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's a trap, Princess! Throw that key away and forget that evil castle ever existed!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "It looks like the only way in, is through the drain pipe!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Woo! A Sledge Brother!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah. Overdue for a vacation." - "Reign Storm"
 * "...we're proud to dedicate this new dam!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Oh, well then tell 'em the village will never be flooded again!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "'The new Mushroom Shopping Mall is haunted by Boo Diddlies!' There's more trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom than we can handle, Mario! We've gotta ask the Princess to come home!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Face it! We're plumber heroes, not princes!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Here! I already wrote it!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Where's Toad?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "What?! It's terrible Mario, ay ay ay! I don't think I can look at it again! Gee, the Princess ordered the new highway to be built out of quicksand! And every Fire Flower in the kingdom...extinguished!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Maybe she needed a longer vacation!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "You're WHAT?!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Yeah, I wonder what happened to the Princess that we know and love?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Yeah! Now bad ol' Koopa's the one who's gonna need a rest! (*snickers*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "{*with Mario*} Welcome home, Princess! Welcome home!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hey, we can't all fit in there!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Hey! Mario! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "But I am a baby! Those lunkheaded reptiles turned us into toddlers!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "This is the place where we fell in the Warp Zone drain and went into the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Oh, boy! If the Koopas mess with that drain, we'll never get back to our grown-up selves and save the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Hey, I've got a way to cut down Koopa to size!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Hey, aye aye-a these pipes are more tangled than a bowl of cheap spaghetti! Here's the bathtub drainpipe! Let's open 'er up!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Hey, now we'll really put the pressure on those phony Koopa plumbers!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Hey-o, whaddaya think you're doin'?!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Hey! I'm a full-sized hunk again! What happened?!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Eh, uh, this just about does it!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We unclogged the past!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Madzilla! You remember, Mario? We used to watch him on the midnight movie back in Brooklyn!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Madzilla and those Koopa creeps are out there trashing Hollywood and we can't do a thing to stop 'em! The whole Real World is in danger!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey, this is no time for jokes! Mario, we're in big trouble!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey, I remember her! Revenge of Madzilla's Mom! Right?" - "Dadzilla"
 * "I, whoa! I-I-I-I-I'm not volunteering to wrestle the Sledge Brothers!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey, the problem is, do the Sledge Brothers know that?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "A long way from it!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Ugh! Mario, turn that racket back down! Can'tcha see I'm tryin' to read?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "There, now it's even hotter!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Serves you right for the time you busted my favorite wrench!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{*fighting with Mario*} Hey, well my brother certainly is!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh yeah?! Well then consider yourself debrotherized! {*prepares to leave outside as he opens the door*} Yeah, well farewell, ex-brother!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hey, forget it!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh yeah?! Well, who asked you, faucet face?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "I DON'T NEED A FROG SUIT!!!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Geesh! Mario's been caught like a catfish, and he's gettin' pulled into a Warp Zone!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Gee! Looks like I'm gonna have to try and save that bilge-brain brother of mine. Him and his dumb advice about wearing a... {*jumps in*} FROG SUIT!!!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Well, that oughta hold those fish-breath foes! Now to rescue Mario!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hey, you two rancid reptiles! What have you done to my brother?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hey, Mario, stop! Don't you know who I am?! It's Luigi!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Eek, mamma mia, somehow I gotta make Mario remember I'm his brother!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh boy... Looks like I'm gonna have to try another approach!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hey! Are you alright, brother?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "He-he-hey, nice goin', brother! " - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Yeah! And best of all, Mario and I have agreed to never fight again!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Well, I uh, beg your pardon, brother, but I think the argument was all my fault." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "I insist it was all my fault, brother!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh, it's gonna get her, Mario, I can't look!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Sheesh, don't panic, lady! Call Mighty Plumber!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hey, gosh, Mario! Do you think Mighty Plumber will save the lady from the monster?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Oh no, we're gonna miss the part where Mighty Plumber saves the lady from the flooding kitchen, yeesh!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hoo, this is terrible!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "No, I-I mean missing the rest of this week's Mighty Plumber adventure!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "{*with Mario*} Mighty Plumber!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hey, my idol! Oh, wow! He's here in person! Ha-ha-hey! Can I get an autograph?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "But if you're busy, I can wait." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "A plumber snake!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hey, we've gotta find Mighty Plumber and make him see his mistake!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Yeah, how do we know which way to go?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Well, we can't let Mighty Plumber steal the Treasury! They'll put him in jail! They'll cancel his TV show!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Are you sure your plan will work?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "And you promised this was a safe idea?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Sorry to drop in like this! I've gotta run! (*quickly snatches the map from Koopa*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Yeah, like the old pipe-battering ram trick! It's one of our favorites!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "We'll put it where it belongs, you gotta get back on TV! Save that lady in the kitchen!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "(*with Mario*) GO, MIGHTY PLUMBER, GO!!!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "It's the Wizard King of the West!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*with Mario and Princess Toadstool*) No way!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Peh. Yeah, I love 'em, why?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Are you sure that wand just jumped out of its case?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Mario, where are we?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Yo, Mario! I don't think we're in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "But we're not-" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Sheesh! Well brother, I guess we're babysitters! What do we do first?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "(*with Mario*) 98...99...100!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "(*with Mario*) Ready or not, here we come!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Well, if Junior's here, he could be in big trouble!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "JUNIOR! WHERE ARE YA?!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Well, let's go!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Mario...we're in big trouble!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey! Mario! I'm stuck!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Phew! That was a close one!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Oh no! Junior could be lost there forever!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey, watch out! Thwomp attack!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Let's do it!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey, way to go, Mario!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "BOO!!! HEHEH!!!" - Scaring the Boo Diddlies, "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They don't call us super for nothing!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "YOW! HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey, it's no use, Mario! We can't budge it!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Uh oh. Junior's folks are gonna be home in fifteen minutes!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Hey! Princess! I think I've found it!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Dark Land?! Dark Land is Koopa's home kingdom! Besides, I, uh, I hate dancing." - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Gulp. Why do I get the feeling this trip could be dangerous to my health?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hey! Who's standin' on my foot?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "GEE, STOP THE MUSIC!!! We can't jump down that far!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I hate to dance!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hey, Mario! Good thinking! Hey Mar- (*Mario covers his mouth*)" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Heads up, Toad!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "We will? We will! Sheesh, how?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I just wish we had time to rehearse!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Has anyone here seen any of these terrible aliens?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Ohhh, and here comes in-human trouble: The Doomship!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Hey! It's blasting the Real World family!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Yeesh, that repulsive reptile captured the Real-Worlders." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Hey, have a safe trip, everybody!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Hey, Koopa! We're taking you down!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hop to it, everyone! Come on!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Out with the bad air, in with the good, out with the bad air, in with the good!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Mario? Hey, what's the matter? That's the way home!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hey, Mario, use your noodle! If you stay here, that mermaid will NEVER stop chasing ya! She wants to marry ya!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "And now he's gonna fix us! Yeesh..." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Quite a feat, eh, Princess?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hey! How about a game of leap-frog, Mario?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "MARIO!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Yeah! Sure does, Mario! And that one looks like Aunt Maria!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey! But for realism, how about that one over there? It looks just like the Doomship!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "(*with Mario*) THE DOOMSHIP?!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey! What's wrong, little boy?" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "We've been snookered!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "MARIOOOOOOOO!!!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Mario, he's gettin' angry." - "Crimes R Us"
 * "We've searched everywhere, Mario. There's no way out!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "I think this is the end, Mario!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey, well, thanks for the help, Clyde! But, I've never seen anyone so happy to be back behind bars!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "Well, there goes the neighborhood!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Ahh! It's a garbage storm!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our tail!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "This gondola's gonna make us goners!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake." - "Super Koopa"

Bowser

 * "I'll get those plumbers!" - Opening
 * "Listen up, you reptiles! The Koopa family meeting will come to order! So far, I’ve sent you Koopalings, to pull sneaky little tricks, and medium-sized meanness! Now you’re ready for the biggest badness of all! Goomba guards, show ‘em the guy we’re out to get’s life-sized portrait!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "No, Big Mouth’s right!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Somebody is gonna stop ‘em! I'm gonna turn Prince Hugo the Huge into a poodle. (*chuckles*) A miniature poodle! (*laughs*) So, who's gonna bring me Prince Hugo, so I can Koopa him into submission?!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Bully! Big Mouth! Cheatsy! Kooky! Step forward!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You are now Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas! And nothing can stop you! Now, bring me Prince Hugo so I can cut him down to size! (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "At last, ya did some rottenness worthy of a Koopa! I'm so proud of you Koopalings! Now you'll see why I modestly (*laughs*) call myself a genius! (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Poodle wand, do your stuff!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It's the small things in life that make a Koopa happy. (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped back to normal size!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'll use this ninja wand later." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Or else what, plumber?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Grab him, Koopalings!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "That's a great idea, Princess! You, my dear have given me...a million dollar idea! (*laughs*) I always wanted twin poodles!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered somethin'! I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "But, Kootie Pie, we plundered the whole Mushroom Kingdom to get you the best gifts a Koopa could steal." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I know you're a teensy bit upset, Kootie Pie." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Just tell King Daddiums what you really like for your birthday." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "But Sweetums, America's in the real world." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Alright, baby cakes. Anything you say. After all, you are turning...sweet sixteen." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You really know how to make a daddy proud. Take 'em to my dungeon!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "And the President is inside! Sledge Brothers, warp The White House away to Castle Koopa!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Attention, America! Your new ruler, Empress Kootie Pie, has called her first press conference!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Read them your new laws, Babykins!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yay, Kootie Pie! Recite after me, America. (*sheds tears of joy*) I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Attention, Koopa Clan! Your sweet sister Kootie Pie, has finally found a birthday present that makes her happy!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I'm gonna keep her happy. I'll put America's ruler where he'll never be rescued! At the bottom of the Mushroom Sea! (*laughs*)" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Oh, no! My doomship! Ruined!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "If you don't stop that whining right now...! " - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM! (*stomps the ground*)" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "AND YOU BETTER DO IT! STOP PINCHING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! DON'T BE A BRAT! TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! CLOSE THE DOOR! GET OFF THE TELEPHONE!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Even my youngest Koopalings could outsmart you do-good dodos!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Good! We're gonna Koopatate 'em personally! C'mon, Hip and Hop! Watch how King Dad handles this!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We've got'cha trapped, Princess Toadstool! Get down here right now!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I hear ya whining loud and clear, my darling detestable daughter! The Doomship's fuel tanks are nearly filled, Then ya can't let the Mario Bros. discover they were stealing The Sultan's oil, through his water pipes until we drain his oil well-dry! So, stop the Mario Bros.! That's your order!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Congratulations, my dastardly descendants! I have seldom-seen buisness done better! And as for you, you fun-spoiling goodie-goodies, you're finally...my Koopa captives! Sultan, I'll be upstairs gloating, while the doomship sucks your oil well-dry! (*laughs*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I need the Doomship!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Kootie Pie! Cheatsy! Follow me!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Now they'll see the true creepiness of the Koopa clan! (*cackles*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "{*spitting oil*} Let's Koop outta here!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Check 'em out, Cheatsy! These Giant Land Paragoombas will mangle those crops! And when Princess Toadstool's people are starving, I won't sell her any food unless she gives me her kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "This cage is for you, drain-brain!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "What are you laughing at?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Me? Never. I can beat Princess Toadstool with one claw tied behind my back!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Deal! Best one I've ever made!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Cheatsy, you should've never let me get into this! In case you haven't noticed, I'm not as well-liked as Princess Toadstool!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "She'll go out there and be her goodie-goodie self and all the people will vote for her!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "(*coughs with a blue face*) Ah, you numbskull! You nincompoop, you...(*coughs as his face turns back to normal, and becomes nice*) charming, considerate handsome little angel. (*kisses Kooky*)" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "There's nothing to debate, you wonderful Mushroom People. Here. Take my money. And nice ol' King Koopa says, 'Have a nice day!'" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Toys for your kiddies, flea collars for your pets, free false teeth for your grandmothers. They'll be plenty more of these nice things, nice people, when you elect me, your nice ruler." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Well, hello there, little fella! Goo goo goo goo ga ga ga! Give your uncle a big kiss! {*kisses baby, who hits him with rattle*} Ow! Why you-- uh, you little sweet thing! {*kisses baby again*} Yuck! I hate little mushroom brats!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I don't care if they hear me or not! I'm sick of being nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Get back to Castle Koopa, and make me some more potion! My final election speech is comin' up!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Hurry! Being nice is killing me!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "They WHAT?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "But I can't win without it! And you know who I'm gonna blame for this, don'tcha?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I'm not goin' out there! This election was a stupid idea anyway, and if I want somethin', I'll just take it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's right! Nobody's a bigger fake than me! They want nice?! I'll give 'em nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Thank you! Thank you, my adoring fans!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's a lie! I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "How could I be the only guy who voted for me?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Princess Toadstool, you're far too clever for a reptile such as me. A lonely, humble... " - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I'm callin' it quits! Me and my Koopalings are leaving the Mushroom Kingdom forever! I feel so bad I've caused you so much trouble! I just hope you have it in your heart! (*cries*) Forgive me! (*continues sobbing, then blows on his white flag*) I know it won't make up for all the misery I've caused you, but I want you to have this: The key to Castle Koopa! (*cries*) I'm donating our ex-home to charity! Say goodbye, kids!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "We have guests, Cheatsy! I hope they like our newly-remodeled accommodations! Got an A rating! A for awful! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "How nice of you to say so! Now my boy, let me give you some more lessons on how to lie and cheat! (*laughs*) First you tell 'em a big lie to get 'em in your clutches, then ya squeeze 'em for the big payoff!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "King Dad to you! Now pay attention! Watch me Koop these dupes outta the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Sign here and your kingdom will be mine!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "If you don't, you two will be forced into early permanent retirement here in my dungeon! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "No? Then let me add some incentives!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "See, Cheatsy? They have no choice! They must meet my stinky demands, or my hot-tempered little friends will explode! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Thanks, son! See to be a real big cheat, ya have to doubletrick, doubledeal, and doublecross!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "The sneakiest dirtiest rottenest way you can find! Got it?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Good work! Back to your posts!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Now Princess, two more of your friends will meet an explosive fate!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Of course! It's the photo opprotunity of my life!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "While I go get pretty, you take her to the throne room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "One day, my boy, you may just be as big a cheat as I am!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Get off my throne, you ugly upstart!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "You nincom-Koop! {*takes his crown off of Cheatsy's headand puts it back on*}" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "No, it's mine, you doublecrossing dodo! Look! The Princess didn't sign the scroll for you, but I'll make her sign it for me! Where are the prisoners?!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "GUARDS! GUARDS!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "It's all your fault, you dirty dealing doublecrosser!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Stand still! I didn't give you the whole lesson!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "There we are, you little pipsqueak! With the Princess away, the Koopas will play, and destroy, and ruin!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I trust it's disgusting and devious!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "A perfect idea, Kooky my boy! I'm so glad I thought of it!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "This'll make those plumbers 'really popular'! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "My plan is working like a charm! When is the robot Princess gonna be ready?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I need the robot Princess now, Kooky! Or I'm sending you to your dungeon and cutting your allowance!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Those dumb plumbers fell for a phony robot! (*chuckles*) It won't be long, and the Mushroom Kingdom...will be mine! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "While our robot Princess lets me take over the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Reign Storm"
 * "There! I'll put on your Hawaiian disguise! Now you can blend in with all the other tourists! Aloha, Kooky!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Good afternoon, Princess! So nice of you to invite me for tea!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Make it fifteen minutes, plumb scum! {*throws Mario and Luigi out of the house*}" - "Reign Storm"
 * "...and magnificent..." - "Reign Storm"
 * "You're a little late, Kooky! Robot Princess was all your dumb idea, and if I weren't such a nice father, I would never let'cha try it!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Oh, my aching head! Ohhhh! {*takes off his crown, puts his ice pack on his head, and places his crown on top of it*}" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "{*places another ice pack on top of the one he already had*} I coulda taken over the Mushroom Kingdom years ago!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I don't see how that silly little tube, is gonna get us back to Brooklyn and keep the Mario Bros. from ever leaving!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Toss 'em over there!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Did you hear something?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "You're a slowpoke, Kooky!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Stowaways! I'll fix you!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "HIT THE BRAKES!!!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Are we heading back to the right year, Kooky?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "After those diapered dodos!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Now we've gotta get those little squirt plumbers cornered!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "It's time to stop kiddin' around!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "It'd better! The only way we can beat those Marios is by getting grown up again!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Now for the next part of my disgusting plan. (*cackles*)" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Leave it to us! We'll fix everything!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Get some more stuff to clog this drain!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Ah, shut your trap!" - Shouting at the lady from in the bathroom, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Kooky! Help me! Our clog is unclogging! Go!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Well, what do we have here? Some bratty Brooklyn bambinos!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Sealing your fate!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "With the Mario Bros. permanently stuck in Brooklyn as permanent babies, I can finally capture the Princess and enslave her people!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "If ya know what's good for ya, you'll sign your kingdom now!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Drats! This is even worse than the first time the Mario Bros. got here! Time to Koopa out, Kooky!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Kootie Pie! If that pigsty you call a room isn't clean yet, you're grounded!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "No chocolate-covered cockroach snacks, no tripping old ladies, ah, no fun of any sort for a whole month!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Just follow my plan, Cheatsy my boy, and we'll be rolling in easy money!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Loudmouthed flea-brain! You couldn't see a million gold coins right in front of your sniffling little snout!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Say it like I told ya to say it, Cheatsy!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Get off, ya big oafs!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{*grabs Cheatsy*} Then YOU make it work!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "'The Masked Mashers of Mayhem'?! Never heard of 'em!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "This is perfect! The Sledge Brothers will make 'em 'The Squashed Bros.', and those million gold coins will be mine! (*laughs*) Do some cheatin', Cheatsy!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Well, cheat some more!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Me?! Uh-uh! No way! Yucky! Aaaah!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey, smartypants. The Power Shower sprung a leak. Well, don't just stand there, Kooky! FIX IT!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Then we'll have to Koopnap a pipe-patchin' expert! Get me one of the Mario Bros.!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Don't be ridiculous, Kooky! We'll choose the scientific way!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Eeney-meeney-miney-mo, I Koop...YOU, Mario!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooky, you're so bad, I'm proud to be my dad! {*laughs with Kooky*}" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Wanna bet, pipesqueak?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Quit patting yourself for the back, Kooky! Put him to the ultimate test!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooptastic! Now make him fix that leak before we're up to our snouts in water!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "It's Luigi! What's that clog clearing clodhopper doin' here?!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "And here's the proof! Mario! Smash, crush, pound, destroy that frog-faced brother of yours!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Because I just found the map I need to rob the Royal Coin Treasury of Pipe Land, and every time I try to steal something, the Mario Bros. stop me! I gotta come up with a plan to get rid of 'em!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "How could I come up with a brilliant plan to get rid of the Mario Bros. with all this goin' on?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Mighty Plumber! That's it! I'll trick him into sending the Mario Bros. right down the drain!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Mighty Plumber, have I got a job for you!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Ah, she can wait! This is an emergency! Two evil little plumbers are trying to steal Pipe Land's Coin Treasury! You gotta help me bring the gold coins back to my castle, where they'll be safe from those thieves!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "This is the enterance to the Underground Maze of Pipes, where the Treasury is hidden! Can you get it open?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "(*shouts angrily*) Uhh, I think I'll wait outside! (*runs to another Warp Pipe*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber conned? I wonder what I'll buy with all those gold coins? An ocean liner? A Koopa DeVille?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Tell that to my new partner! (*whistles to get Mighty Plumber's attention*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Oh, Mighty Plumber, those nasty-thieving plumbers are here!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "(*laughs*) They're crooks, Mighty Plumber! Get 'em!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Mighty Plumber fell for my phony story! This is going great!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Quit gaping! We gotta find the Pipe Land Treasury and move the coins to my castle before these two can steal 'em!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "The Treasury Vault can't be much further! I'd better check the map." - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Get him, Mighty Plumber! He stole my map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "I'll take that!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "You may have the plunger, but I got the map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Gimme that map!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "There it is! The Pipe Land Treasury vault!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Okay, big guy! Break down the door!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "At last! All the gold coins in Pipe Land are mine! (*uses his wand to place all the gold coins in the sack as he laughs in triumph*)" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "That's your problem! Those little plumbers aren't the thieves, I am!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "The Pipe Warp! I'm home free!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "That's what you think, sink-fink!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "I got it! I got it!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Then let’s grab it, Cheatsy!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Get that wand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure" (uncut version)
 * "Boomerang Brothers, get me that wand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "You're under my control now, ya big pipe-snipe!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Hey! You! Toad! Get away! Shoo! Take those blocks with ya!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*snatches the wand off of Bully's hand*) Gimme that wand! This is gettin' outta hand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Louder! Louder! You dummy mummy, can't you see I got a cold?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "What?! Those pesky plumbers are here to Dark Land?!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Not 'besky blumbers', Big Mouth! Pesky plumbers!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "We are in trouble! It's the Mario Bros. and you three gotta stop 'em!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Then don't just stand there! (*sniffs*) Bones here will show you the trail! Follow that mummy!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "The Doom Dancer Music Box! Good work, Koopalings! Let me try it, Bully!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "What's that? My ears are stuffed up I can't hear you! Speak up!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Give it to me! Do the Koopa! (*giggles*)" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Oh, how I love this song! (*giggles*) I can make the whole Mushroom Kingdom dance to their doom! " - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Do the Koopa!"
 * "This is hard work! My arm is getting tired!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hey, getting tired? Ready to bow down and kiss my feet?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I got it! I got it!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I got it! I finally got it! The Doom Dancer is mine!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "My claw's stuck!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "It all smashed! I'm getting steamed!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Now look what you've done! Boy, am I getting angry! Ya ever seen me angry? Well, you're gonna see it! Watch out!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Kootie Pie, my sweet boo, uh, precious, whoa! Uh...ah- Oh!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Yes, Babycakes. You not only get to see Silly-the-Willies!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "But you get to keep Filli Banilli for your very own!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Not me! WE, Cheatsykums! We're pullin' this one off! Fire off the Doomship!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Heh! Blame it on King Koopa! (*laughs*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Blame it on the rain? Heh! Blame it on King Koopa! (*laughs*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks" (uncut version)
 * "Stop that awful no- (*drumstick lands on his mouth*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "So scream! It sounds better than that other noise!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "No, not that! Unless you promise to forget about them, I'm gonna put you in my dungeon!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "An invasion?! Well...we'll just have to get them before they get us!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "When those aliens are in range, Koopa them with eveything we've got!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Forget the kingdom! I just wanna save my own scaley skin!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Don't those marble-brain Mario Bros. know they're helping aliens?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I bet the aliens took like-human forms to trick the Mario Bros. into helping them! But I'll out-trick them all! Chain Chomps away!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Yeah! Turn back into your 20-feet-tall snake-spewing four-armed montstorous real selves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Right, Kootie Pie! We'll trick them! How are we gonna trick them, Kooky?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*cries tears of joy*) A brilliantly-treacherous son. (*chuckles*) What more could a villain ask for?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Who cares if the aliens are gone? Kooky got all their secret plans, right outta their brains!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "WHAT?!?!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Then who started the rumor they were aliens?!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship! Soon, the underwater world of Metropolis, will be...Kooptropolis! HAHAHAHAHA!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Rocky Wrenches to your battle stations! Enemy plumbers sighted!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "No problem! I got everything under control! I'm the captain of the sub here! Whoa!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "King Mackerel! People of Metropolis! You have twenty minutes to surrender! Or I will destroy your city!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "You may have stopped my Troopas, but you won't stop me! That was just the first wave of my attack!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Those lunkheads will never learn! Fire the nasty nets!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hmmm, I wonder where that meathead Mario was?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Now hear this, Mario! You have my congratulations on getting married! And to show you what a nice guy I am, I'm gonna throw ya...a wedding shower!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Prison: The only place in the Real World, with our kind of people!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "OW!!! LET GO OF MY NOSE!!!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "These are not disguises! I am Bowser Koopa; King Koopa to you! And these little darlings are my Koopa Kids!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "And you're the kind of villainous culprit who can...help me give those precious kids all the advantages I never had!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "HANG ON! I'm not lookin' for a babysitter! I want you to teach these tots every illegal, underhanded, and treacherous trick you know!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "You keep half of what ya steal!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Wonderful! Wonderful! Quick little learners, aren't they? (*sheds a tear*) Makes a dad proud!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "I think it's time for the Grand Finale! The Big Finish! The Crime of the Mushroom Century!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "No, my little thievelings! You're gonna steal a billion gold coins, from the Mushroom Kingdom Treasury!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Ah, lighten up. Learn to live a little." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "This is all your fault, Kooky." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea was this midnight attack?!" - "True Colors"
 * "Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" - "Super Koopa"
 * "I don't know what's bringing them to Venice, but I know what's gonna bring them under!" - "The Venice Menace"

Kooky von Koopa

 * "Oh yeah! Let's get back to Castle Koopa, so Dad can tell us how smart we are!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Bully, Big Mouth, and Cheatsy*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "(*in Bully's voice due to an animation error*) Water Land!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "No fair!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "We're Kooping out too!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Ooh, relax, King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Wrong! It's my newest invention: Nice Guy Potion!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down. He’d never win, unless we fixed this election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whaddaya think, Cheatsy? Does Nice Guy King Dad stand a chance?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Uh, oh! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, brother! It looks like the Nice Guy Potion is wearing off!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Don't ever rush achieve!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa! Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, forget the plumber! We've got to get that Nice Guy Potion to Dad, before he blows the election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "*screams* The potion is gone!!! We've been outsneaked!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "They stole the Nice Guy Potion!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "C'mon, King Dad! You can fake your way through this!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa, hey, Bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Even worse! What if I built a robot Princess, to take over the kingdom, while the real Princess is gone?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The robot's ready for evil, King Dad! No one in the Mushroom Kingdom, will even suspect the real Princess is still in the Real World! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "My job is to keep the real Princess Toadstool in real Hawaii. You told me six times, Bossy Dad!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Aloha, Pop!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Dad! I came to warn you! The real Princess is coming back!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "It seems you get these headaches, every time you get clobbered by the Mario Bros.!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I-if only those nincompoop plumbers hadn't fallen down that Warp Zone pipe in Brooklyn! {*paces back and forth for a brief moment*} Maybe we can go back and change history, King Dad! All we need is a little...time travel!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I got to be careful! This is the only time travel tube I've got!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I know what I'm doing!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "It's working! I'll take us back to that Brooklyn drain, just before noon, when the Mario Bros. warped into the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "But, King Dad! It'll blow if you give it more juice! Whoa! We're goin' out of control!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Forget them, help me! We're going too far back in time!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Maybe I can get this back on course!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Oooh! The Mario babies got away! Well, now what do we do?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I think this might work, King Dada!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Alright! King Dad! {*finds King Koopa still sucking his thumb, in which he stops*} You're back to your abnormal self!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "If they think we're in costume, King Dad, they'll never guess we're not from the Real World! I told ya I'm a genius!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario babies never warp through this pipe!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We do, lady. This is a fun game called: STUFF YOUR FURNITURE DOWN THE DRAIN!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"''
 * "Ooh, so that's our problem!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Now the Super Mario Bros. will never get to the Mushroom Kingdom! {*he and Koopa laugh as they leave the basement*}" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "My time travel thing is working great!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Better do what King Dad says, Princess! The Super Mario Bros. are stuck in the past!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I make it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom...and flush out the gold coins floating in the underground pipe world, so I can collect them here, in this underground dungeon! Isn't that rich?! {*laughs*}" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "I'm a mad genius, not a plumber." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "I've got the Mario Bros. on the Koopascope, King Dad! How should we decide which one to Koop now? Uh, flip a gold coin?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Say no more, Kooper Dooper dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "I'll catch that faucet face with another one of my nifty gizmos: The Plumber Pole!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "And now a big jerk for that big plumber jerk!" - "Oh, Brother!
 * "It worked, my evil Daddy-o! Mario's our prisoner!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "We have the power to make you do anything we want, thanks to my latest genius invention: The Lame Brainer!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "I'm so smart! Ooh, he's Plumber's Putty in our hands!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Mario! Here's a tasty, delicious, and all-around scrumptious bowl of pasta!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "But Mario, you hate pasta!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "We've turned him into our slave, thanks to this super Kooper invention!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{Mind-controlled} YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, MARIO MASTERS."'' - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "SMASH. CRUSH. POUND. DESTROY." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hoohoohoo, look! That strange little fella! He's a Real Worlder!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "I'm Kooky von Koopa!" - Introducing himself to Junior, "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "(*laughs*) We've just caught ourselves a pair of babysitting plumbers! That's what!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Yeah, but the best is yet to come!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "RIGHT NOW!!!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Whoa, aliens! Millions of them, Big Mouth!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Don't worry, sis! We'll trick them!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*chuckles worringly*) Uh, sorry, King Dad. My analyzer says that they really WERE Real World people!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Uh, yeah! They were planning to go to Wild Waldo's Amusement Park!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Got it, Crimewave Clyde! " - "Crimes R Us"
 * "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to chaos mode!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!" - "True Colors"
 * "Then hit it, Hip! Hop to it, Hop!" - "Super Koopa"
 * "The French fries!" - "Super Koopa"

Big Mouth Koopa Jr.

 * "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I've seen some ugly raccoons in my day, but these are the worst!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Wrong, ya fuzzy fungus! I'll make them sorry! (*blows Mario and Luigi*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I love being a Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You're a royal pain! And we need your cage for our prisoners!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Don't shut that door! We gotta put Mario in there!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Big deal! We've still got Prince Hugo and three more prisoners than King Daddy sent us for!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Couldn't we stay like this and capture a couple more kingdoms?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Bully*} Yaaaaay! ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, for he's a jolly bad Koopa! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Bully, Cheatsy, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "So, what kingdom are we Giant Ninja Koopas gonna conquer first?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Yow! Yaaaah!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Give that brat a country and she finally stops nagging!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "What's it?" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yeah! Someone magnificent, like we are! Let’s go find him!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "It's this way to Hollywood!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Wow! Look at that! He's so strong!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*with Kootie Pie*} He's our real dad!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Don't worry, Dad! Our magic wands will make you well in no time!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yowza! You showed him!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "It's Big Mouth and Kootie Pie! Remember? You put us up for adoption!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "But first, we want a car! A big, bad, convertible!" - "Dadzilla''
 * "Yeah! We want a streeeeeeeeetch limo!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yeah! We want our clawprints in the Walk of Fame!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "The Mario Bros.!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "With those budinskis out of the way, we could take Hollywood by storm!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Okay, Dad! Now it's your turn!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Ya can't sleep now, Dad!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yeah! Show him who's boss! Heh heh heh!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*with Kootie Pie*} We hate naps!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*with Kootie Pie*} We hate chores!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yeah! They're even bossier than good ol' bad King Dad!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yeah! Anything's better than this!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey look! King Dad's doing aerobic exercises and getting in shape with more madness! Great idea!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hey, King Pop! What are we havin' a tantrum about?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! The wand is as good as ours!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Oh yeah?! Who says?!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Besky blumbers? What are besky blumbers?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "These Marios are tough! Whadda ya think they're up to? The nerve of these guys, sneaking into Dark Land, reminds me of-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "They have a map, to the Doom Dancer Music Box!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No, it must be true! If Mario gets it, we'll be doomed to be good for good! He'll control everything! We'll be dancing to his doom, we'll be all tap-dancing at its tip!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Yeah! Let's do an ambush..." - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Augh! Not my favorite string! It's invaluable! Oh, there's a story behind this string. Our great grand-Koopa mama-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I got it! I got it! Big Mouth Koopa calls for the ball! The crowd (*imitates crowd*) roars!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Ohhh! Bully, brother! Old pal, that thing doesn't work on me and Cheatsy, does it? I mean, you wouldn't make your favorite brother dance, would ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Yeah! Dancing lessons are expensive!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I'll help you, daddy dearest!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Aliens! Billions of them, Kootie Pie!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "It's curtains for you creeps! You're history, you've had it, you're done for, it's all over, we win, time's up, your cluck is cleaned! The sun has set, the fat lady has sung, the cheese has molded, the Super Mario Bros. are no more!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "So you won't be lonely! Here's a little something to keep you company!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Stick ‘em up! Give me your purse! I’m a real bad robber Koopa! I’m also a bad dancer!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey, Kootie Pie, stick ‘em up! Put your hands in the air! I’m a thief and a crook!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Stick 'em up! This Ptooie Plant is loaded!" - "Crimes R Us"

Kootie Pie Koopa

 * "{*throwing birthday presents out the window*} Yah! Cheap ninnies!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "It's not enough!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "(*stops whining*) America." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom! I am going to be Empress of America! Aha ha ha!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Ooh! There, Daddy! There's the castle of America's president! They call it 'The White House!'" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "It's time for a meaner, crueler America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Law number one! Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "How dare you disturb the almost-empress of the entire real world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*whining*} I'LL TELL DADDY ON YOU!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "It's all your fault! You let the Mario Bros. capture it! You let them warp me home! You let them save America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*in a whiny voice*} But Daddykins!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Are you telling moi what to do?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Daddy, do something! We're about to be infested by those pesky plumbers!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Ooh, sometimes you just get so bossy I could just spit in his soup! 'Stop the Mario Bros.!' How?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Oh! AH! What happened to my usual beautiful self?!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Cheatsy, go back! You get back here, you forgot to do my tail!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*romantic voice*) Woo, hello handsome! Arent'cha the famous Super Mario?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Pleased to meet you! I am Lady Fettuccine Alfredo! A little bit saucy, but very, very nice!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "A tail? Me? Why, I have never been so insulted in all my life! Here I am, lost in these dungeons for days, without a thing to eat and now choosing me in having a tail?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You know, Mario, sweetie, I'm an amateur plumber myself!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Luigi's right! (*eats spaghetti forcefully*) And now that we've eaten, I think you should bring The Sultan and all his guests down here! It'll be safe in case of the uh, castle explodes! (*laughs*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Maybe not, but it certainly matches the rest of me. (*normal voice*) Cheatsy! Restore me to my natural loveliness!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You'll never see the Mario Bros. again!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "The Mario Bros. are finished!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "W-who...are you?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Wow, you've got some kisser!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You get outta here and leave us in peace!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Daddy only wants me to be happy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "And believe me, Cheatsy! Cassanova's the only reptile for me! (*kisses Cassanova Koopa*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "*screams* I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I'll tie your lips behind your head! And you'll never kiss again!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hello, King Dad! I cleaned my r- (*everything falls out of her wardrobe*) {*screams*}" - "Dadzilla"
 * "How'd I end up with such a mean old ugly bag of scales for a dad? (*gasps*) Of course! That's it!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Dad's not my real dad! I must be adopted! I'm far too beautiful to be a Koopa! Ya know, Big Mouth? I bet our real dad is a movie star!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "No! This way!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "(gasps) I bet our movie star daddy's got a star on the Walk of Fame just like this one!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "He's so handsome!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*with Big Mouth*} He's our real dad!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Dad? Dad, what's wrong?" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Way to go, Dad!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Right! And if you really wanna be nice, you'll make us movie stars just like you!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "It's not big enough!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Alright, Dad! Now it's time to make us movie stars!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "And it's your responsibility as our parent to make it happen!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Soon to be the Miserable Bros.! {*she and Big Mouth laugh*}" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*fake-crying*} These terrible people did terrible things to us, daddy!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Big Mouth, we've gotta help Daddy!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yes! People will do anything Madzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Ooh! Our own stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "We want to do a live concert in the Hollywood Bowl right now!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "DAAAAD!!!!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "No way, Dad! You gotta do what we say!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*with Big Mouth*} We hate naps!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "{*with Big Mouth*} We hate chores!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Big Mouth, I'm beginning to think this isn't our real family after all!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Quick! Back to the Doomship! We gotta get home!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "That was so wonderful, Daddykins, but it's MY TURN NOW!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "I DO! I SAY IT'S MINE!! MINE MINE!!!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Oh, hi, Princess. I am really reeeeeeally sorry, but I have decided to place you under house arrest! (*laughs*)" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Loveliest dearest, what do ya say we Koop on outta here?!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Don't try to get on my good side!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I WANNA SEE MILLI VANILLI! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "MILLI VANILLI!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "(*with Cheatsy*) MILLI VANILLI!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I get to keep them?! For real, Daddykins?! Too COOL! Oh, I have to go change!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hi, boys! I've been expecting you!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Not so fast! You're playing for ME now! I really dig your dreadlocks! (*kisses Rob*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I'll have you know, I am a ROYAL reptile, and I command you to play a private concert for me...THIS INSTANT!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I'll turn you into...into...accountants!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Never! You have to do what I want!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "You're stuck here in Dark Land forever! (*laughs*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "If you won't do a concert just for me, I will turn you into Beetles!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Better yet! I'll turn you into Ptooies!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Then you'll just have to STAY accountants until you GET one!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Is this a stall or what?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "King Dad! You should've brought me a band! (*throws a tantrum*) A BAND! A BAND! I WANT A BAND!!! (*whines*)" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Wow! I must be getting good at tantrums! This is the fastest result I've ever had! Ooh, now I can get my personal private concert!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "They're NOT accountants!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "That's all you know! They're really Milli Vanilli!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Wow! Groovy!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Cool! Totally cool! No wonder they're so famous!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Wha? Hey! Wha? HEY! This is MY CONCERT!!! I will tell you when it's over!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "King Dad! King Dad! My concert disappeared! If you don't bring it back, I'll scream!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "If you don't go after them, I'LL BRING THEM BACK MYSELF!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "DAAAAAAHHHHH!!! The dungeon?! Okay, I promise! After all, it'd have to end sometime. That music was just too beautiful to last." - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Aliens! Daddykins! Zillions and zillions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear! (*cries*)" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Hmmm, it's funny, but those yucky aliens look a lot like uhhhh, humans." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Okay, aliens! You can't fool us!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Daddykins! The aliens are still trying to trick us by staying in human form! DO SOMETHING!!!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "What a lovely fur! GIVE IT TO ME!!!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Stupid Mario Bros.! Ruined all my fun. C'mon, gang! I know when we're not wanted!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "I know! Make that yucky Princess Toadstool disappear!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "No, but King Daddy did!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Not just in time, Cheatsy! That steam melted my mascara!" (*cries*) - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Just because you're drowning, you don't have to yell!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "The shopping!" - "Super Koopa"

Cheatsy Koopa

 * "{*in unison with Bully, Big Mouth, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Desert Land!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Save us!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Wait for us!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Tell that to the Mario Bros., Kootie Pie! They'll be here any second!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Relax, sis! I got a scheme so sneaky that Dad will wish he thought of it!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I turned you into Mario's dream girl! It's the perfect way to stall him!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "So long, sis! I gotta split!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Yeah, who is this guy anyway?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I'm not sure King Dad would like this!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Luigi!" - Realizing that Cassanova is actually Luigi, "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "This is as sneaky and slimy as you can get, Dad. I love it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "A brilliant foil print for badness, King Dad! Let the fiendish feast begin!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Too bad, Dad. I was sure you were finally gonna become boss of the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Bad King Dad? (*laughs*) Are you kidding?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Yeah, Dad! I noticed!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Uh, maybe you could try being, uh...nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's a miracle!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Good scheming, Kooky!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Not without more cheating! While Dad conducts a nice campaign, we'll conduct a dirty one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's why we're fixing things, so she won't make another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Looks like King Dad will win by a landslide!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Don't let the mooding public hear ya say that, King Dad!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You got it! Soon to be ruler, Pop!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Cant'cha hurry up? Dad needs his Nice Guy Potion now!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I'm not rushing. I'm helping!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's that louse, Luigi! Let's Koopafy him!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Where'd Luigi go?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Sure, you're the biggest fake around!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We couldn't help it, King Dad! We had to vote for her! She's so nice! And you're...so...so..." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Exactly, Dad!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oops! He's got more rrrr than ever!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Huh? Dad!" - reaction after King Koopa takes his walkman, "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I like your big bang theory, King Dad!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Doublecross, huh?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Got it, King Dad!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Thanks for the cheating lesson, King Dad!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Not one day, Dad. Today! Just watch me following in your dirty footsteps! GUARDS!!! Take the prisoners away...to my room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Sign the kingdom over to me, or your pals go back for a Bob-omb party!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "The Mushroom Kingdom is mine! Mine! {*laughs and jumps*} I can't wait to tell Dad that I double-crossed you!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Careful, King Dad! Uh, ex-King Dad! I'm the new king of Mushroom Kingdom! See?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "{*takes King Koopa's crown and puts it on*} Course! Since you gave me the idea to cheat you out of it, I'll make sure you get a cushy assignment! Say, cleaning the royal stables?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Hey! That's mine!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Uh, locked in my room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "But, King Dad! You should be proud of me! I was only doing bad like you taught me!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Uh, King Dad, speaking of easy money- {*King Koopa covers his mouth*}" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "But, King Dad! There's some easy money right over- {*King Koopa covers his mouth*}" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Um, sorry King Dad, but we all can't be as smart as you are." - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I'd like to register my team: The Sledge Brothers!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "(*snickers*) Too bad, King Dad! Looks like your scheme to win the prize money won't work as easy as you thought!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "You are getting very sleepy! You are completely {yawns} under my power! You will do exactly what I say! You cannot wake up for two whole days! Understand?" - Hypnotizing Toad's wrestling cousins, "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey! Aren't those the Mario Bros.?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "But I've already set booby traps all over the ring!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Watch, King Dad! Here comes booby trap number one!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Watch this booby trap, King Pop!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Quittin' time?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Uh-uh! No way! Not me! Aaaah!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Why buy toys in a store when you can cheat and zap 'em outta the TV?" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "AUGH! HEY, NO FAIR! PUT ME DOWN!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Okay, okay! Don't be such a nag!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Hey, King Dad! The wimp with the wand just touched down!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "THE WAND! THE WAND!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Bully for you, Bully, but it's my turn, and I say it's time this Piranha Plant grew up!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "You're in the Mushroom Kingdom, kid! I'm Cheatsy Koopa!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "And any enemy of the Mario Bros. is a friend of ours!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Kid, this could be the start, of a beautiful friendship!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Nah! You got 'em following us!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Now, if you can lure the Mario Bros. up here, we'll play a trick they'll never forget!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Look, kid. You've been real helpful, but the truth is, Junior, we really don't like you very much!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Did ya see the look on that brat's face when we heaved him into the Pipe Maze?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Whew, that's a relief! If it was 'pesky plumbers', we'd really be in trouble!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I hate sneaky, unless I'm doing the sneaking! Whatever those Mario Bros. are up to, we've gotta stop!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No way! We'll let Mario find it! Then we'll snatch it away from him!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Now we're sure the Mario Bros. will have a pleasant trip in Dark Land! (*cackles*)" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No! I got it!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Yeah, Bully! That means you can't control him!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hmm, those pesky Mario Bros. must be up to something really special." - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "A Milli Vanilli concert? I wonder what Kootie Pie is gonna say?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "What good side?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "(*with Kootie Pie*) MILLI VANILLI!!!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "I can't wait to see you pull this one, King Daddykums!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Welcome to Castle Koopa!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "You did great, kid! The Mario Bros. fell for it big! Here's your lunch money back." - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Pilfer the pyramids in the Koopahari Desert?" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Just following orders!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Dad never planned on giving you half of anything! We're doublecrossing you!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Wake up, King Dad. Time to do your midnight sneak attack on the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "True Colors"

Bully Koopa

 * "Giant-schmiant, Big Mouth! He ain’t that big of a deal! (*punches Big Mouth*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Right, King Dad. I was gonna say, if somebody like Big Mouth or Kootie Pie ought to stop ‘em." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "But Dad, this could be dangerous! Isn't there a small prince we could capture?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Yeah! They're almost as ugly as the Mario Bros.!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "But, Pop! We're having such fun as Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Big Mouth*} Yaaaaay! ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, for he's a jolly bad Koopa! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Big Mouth, Cheatsy, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "No way! It's my turn now, sis! And I say, it's time for a game of catch!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I'm tremblin' in my boots! Piranha Plant, go munch on a mushroom!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "I'm Bully Koopa!" - Introducing himself to Junior, "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Which is why we're gettin' rid of you!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "(*in a deep voice due to an animation error*) Yeah! This oughta parboil those pain-in-the-tail plumbers AND their little Brooklyn brat!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Right, King Dad! Anything you say! We'll stop those berry-o brothers!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "King Dad always said the Doom Dancer was just a legend!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Good idea! Gimme your string!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Oh yeah? Well, now I got it!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hehehehehe! Now let's try it slow!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hehehehehe! Now let's try a march!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hehehehehe! Meet King Bully Koopa: The new master of Dark Land!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "You gotta be kiddin', ex-King Dad! I'm gonna rule the entire world...startin' with YOU!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Gulp! He can't...hear me?!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "King Dad is gonna pay for this!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No! It's YOUR fault!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Hey! Who's comin'?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*screams*) Aliens! There were dozens of 'em, Kooky!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Dad, look!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Yeah! Serves 'em right if they're 20-foot-tall aliens eat 'em up with their sword-like teeth!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Of course, ditzhead! That's the first trick a sneaky alien plays!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Real World prison straight ahead, King Dad!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Crimewave Clyde? Real World Public Enemy No. 1?" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "This is your lucky day! King Dad just gave you a pardon!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "GOT 'EM, KING DAD!" - Upon grabbing Crimewave Clyde, "Crimes R Us"
 * "Do what I tell ya! Toss it in the sack! All of it!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "That's 522 wallets, 391 purses, 912 gold coins, and a yo-yo!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Are we gonna rob the ruins of the Mushroom Pharaohs?" - "Crimes R Us"

Hip Koopa

 * "This mummy tomb sure is..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We've found it! And King Dad thought..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "{*with Hop*}...eat his words!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "{*with Hop*} Phew!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...that?! I'm not waitin' to find out! Let's grab Prince Mushroomkhamen's gold mummy case..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Here's our chance to sneak off..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Roll eyes, ol' meaness!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "King Dad! King Dad! Come quick and see what Cheatsy's doing!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Yay! Yay!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "This mirror will make it look like..." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "But is anybody dumb enough to fall for a prank like this?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "It worked!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*with Hop*) ALIENS?! (*both run off screaming*)" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*with Hop*) They're coming! They're coming!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*with Hop*) ALIENS!!!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "They did!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Just one problem, King Pop! Those pesky Mario Bros..." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Look, Pop! It's that meddlesome..." - "The Ugly Mermaid"

Hop Koopa

 * "...spooky!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...we'd mess up this heist! Old Pop's gonna have to {*with Hip*} eat his words!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "{*with Hip*} Phew!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "W-w-what was..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...and high-tail it outta here!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Hey, Hip! Does this old prince mummy guy look familiar?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...without anyone seeing us!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "A mean Dad's!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yay, Cheatsy!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "...like there's no wall here!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Alright!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Well, what are ya talking about?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*with Hip*) ALIENS?! (*both run off screaming*)" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*with Hip*) They're coming! They're coming!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "(*with Hip*) ALIENS!!!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "...are right on our tail!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "...Luigi, the Princess and Toad!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"

Princess Toadstool

 * "We came as soon as we got your message, Prince Hugo." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, no! Poor Prince Hugo!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's so mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle too!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Here, Mario, I'd better turn you back to normal." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It sure is nice not to worry about the Koopas for a while." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I'll see if I can stall 'em while you guys run!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "If we don't get him and The White House back to the real world, Kootie Pie will ruin America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Leave it to me, Luigi!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Hey! That guy in the funny helmet told me his boomerang was more powerful than your fireball!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "So, go ahead! Let him call you a wimp!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Are you gonna let him do that to you?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You're not gonna let him get away with that, are you?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Quick! Hold up your chains!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Get over here, right into the crossfire!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Quick! Run for it!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Hurry, Mario! Once The White House hits bottom, America is sunk!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Mario! You and Luigi are the only ones who can stop the real world from becoming Koopa's world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "(*sighs*) Sure is nice to relax after a rough adventure!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I wonder why the mummy's so upset?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I bet it has something to do with that golden mummy case those bratty Koopa twins are sneaking off with! We gotta get that case! Luigi, Toad, follow me! Mario, keep the mummy from hurting anyone until we get back!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "If we only had a map of the pyramids!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I'll take a map to the mummy tombs!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Look!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "No, don't you see? The prince looks like Mario!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "The only way we're gonna get Mario back is to break into Castle Koopa, grab the mummy case, and trade the real mummy prince for Mario!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "This steam cloud balloon was a brilliant idea, Luigi!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "At least Koopa's guards haven't spotted us!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Quick! Into the tower! Maybe there's another way out!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Ah, great! Now if we only had a way to get it past King Koopa!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "What happened to the queen mummy?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Uh, you made a mistake, Queen Mushroomkhamen! This is our friend Mario! There's your real son!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Who's dress doesn't even match her tail?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Just watch this! (*heads to Cheatsy and Kootie Pie*) I dare ya to come over here and say that!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You wanna bet?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "If you're so eager to rule my people, why don't you do it the right way?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "There's an election coming up! Let the people decide who they want, and the loser will leave the kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You're on, Koopa! We'll settle this fair and square, once and for all! Deal?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I challenged King Koopa to run against me in a fair election! But obviously, he isn't reptile enough to come and debate me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Don't worry, guys! I'm making a speech at the Mushroom Kingdom Founder's Day Picnic! Other mind people what Koopa's really like!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "My fellow Mushroomers! Ask not what Koopa does for you today, ask what he did to you in the past!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whaddaya want me to say, Mario?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You heard my speech! Now listen to King Koopa! Then decide who you want as your leader!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "BOWSER KOOPA! I JUST HEARD THAT YOU USED A NICE GUY POTION TO TRY AND WIN THIS ELECTION!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Wow!" - Amazed by her election victory, "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Castle Koopa! I can turn it into a retirement home for elderly mushrooms!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "But there are so many old people in my kingdom who need a nice place to live! Ah, I'm gonna take a look at it right now!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Just a little sprucing up, and this place will be a real... {*unlocks key and opens door*} ...homey! {*crumpled Dry Bones falls next to her and Mario*} With a little work, of course." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Ugh! That picture will be the first thing to go! Ugh, it's as ugly and repulsive as King Koopa was in person!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "You gotta say one thing for it! The old folks wouldn't get bored living here!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Gee! Uh, which way back to the door?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I should've known not to trust you!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "The Mushroom Kingdom?! Never!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I'll never sign my kingdom over to you!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Will your court photographers be there if I sign over the kingdom?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Then I'll do it on two conditions: That you move us to the throne room, and that you change that tacky outfit!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "(*sigh*) I guess I have no choice... {*signs contract*} There." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Get ready, guys! Uh, The Sledge Bros. are breaking you out of here! {*breaks lamp on purpose*}" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I really shouldn't go to the real world, Mario. I have a kingdom to run." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Toad, we're only going for a couple of days! (*sighs*) Maybe we shouldn't go at all!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Promise me you'll call for me if you have any trouble- (*Toad pulls her down the pipe*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I can't stop worrying about my kingdom!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The doctor did say I need to relax... {*throws sunglasses and joins Toad*}" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I'm okay, thank you!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Not really." - Answering to Cutter about Toad, "Reign Storm"
 * "(*sighs*) I'm not sure if I ever wanna go home!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Well, why not? C'mon! I'm gonna tell Toad we're gonna stay a couple more weeks!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Great news, Toad! I've decided to spend another week here in Hawaii!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "What?! Kooky?! Oh, I've gotta get home! My subjects may need me!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "(*chuckles*) I'm a Princess." - Revealing who she truly is to Cutter, "Reign Storm"
 * "And it's time that I started acting like one! Where's the nearest drain pipe?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Uh, Cutter, thanks for the most fun I've ever had in my life! Someday, I hope I can make you feel as welcome in my world, as you made me feel in yours!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hurry, Toad!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Good going, guys! That'll teach Koopa! Never mess with history!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "WHAT HAPPENED?!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "That's real trouble! C'mon, guys! We better follow them!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "So, this is your glamorous Hollywood kingdom? (*drops banana peel*)" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Now, we'll take you back to the Mushroom Kingdom, where you'll have a wonderful new life!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Nope." - Telling Madzilla that there won't be any kids to deal with, "Dadzilla"
 * "Toad, lighten up! It’s just a silly old wrestling match! What’s that compared to the really important things like... like feeding those poor Mushroom orphans?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "What's that all about? I've never seen Toad so upset!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Yes, we will! We just need help! And I'm gonna get some!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "QUICK!!! GRAB ONE!!! (*throws Starmen to Mario and Luigi*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Two straight weeks of rain! Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom is gonna float away if this doesn't stop soon." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Toad's right! Whatever happened to Super Mario brotherly love?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Luigi, it's really wet out there. You better take your Frog Suit." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Somebody better go after Luigi." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "MARIO! TAKE YOUR FROG SUIT!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Thanks to you, Mario and Luigi, the Power Shower has been dismantled, and all the gold coins have been returned to the Pipe World where they belong!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{*with Toad*} Oh, Brother!"
 * "There's the messenger, and he's still got the wand!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*pants*) We're home, Toad! We're safe! The wand is safe!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*with Mario and Luigi*) No way!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Mario! Luigi, where'd ya go?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Quick, Luigi! Let me see it!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Luigi, you've done it! I've been searching for this map to the Doom Dancer Music Box for years! C'mon, we gotta tell Mario! This could be the beginning of the end of King Koopa!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "The Doom Dancer Music Box is set to possess great magical power! Crank it fast, and it makes everybody dance, faster and faster! Crank it slow, and it makes them, slow down...and stop." - "Do the Koopa"
 * "It's hidden in Dark Land's Temple of Gloom!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Those turtles take a licking and come back kicking! What now?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "According to our map, the Doom Dancer is in the inner temple, right through that door." - "Do the Koopa"
 * "It's really here!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Look out, Mario! A Thwomp!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Oh no!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Do you suppose he takes requests?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I'm ready!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Next stop, the Real World, New York City, AND... my favorite music group!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, guys! Why so formal? We're going to a Milli Vanilli concert, not a symphony!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "It's okay! The audience will be so busy looking at Milli Vanilli, they won't even notice what you guys are wearing!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Oh, what an exit! Didn't I tell you they were great?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Oh no! It can't be!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "This is terrible! Milli Vanilli have been Koopnapped!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "If we don't change those two accountants back to Milli Vanilli, I'll never hear my favorite music again!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "My greatest band! Shhh! Shhh! We're here to help!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "But who's gonna sing with us? These two accountants?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "They look like accountants!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Prove it!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Quick! Into the Warp Pipe before Kootie Pie comes out of her trance!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Mario? Mario, speak to me!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Hurry! We gotta get the water outta his lungs!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Don't worry, King Mackerel. We'll save Metropolis somehow." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Come ON, Mario! Time to get your sea legs back! We'll be right here with you! You can do it!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "You can't let your fears stop you, Mario!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Koopa's invading Metropolis!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Marvelously, Luigi! But we've got more Koopas to Koop up!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Calm down! Calm down, don't worry, Mario! You stay here, we'll stop the Doomsub!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Oh no!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Mario and Luigi should have been back by now. They must be in trouble." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Don't be so self-conscious. It's not like your on television with millions of people watching you. Now come on. We've gotta find Mario and Luigi." - Reassuring Toad and getting him back on task, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"

Toad

 * "First message we ever got that was bigger than the post office." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Those are the Mario Bros.! And if you don't let us go, they'll make ya sorry!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Wow! That mummy really throws her weight around!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Give up, Koopas! You're finished!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I dare ya to come back here and say that!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "If it's maps ya want, I got a cousin who can help!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yeah, I get it! That's why the mad mummy shanghaied him!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yeah! Nothin' stops Raccoon Luigi!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Until now!" - Realizing two Paragoombas are coming after them, "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Hey, look! The real prince's mummy case!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Compared to what?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yeah! But where'd the oil come from?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You take the word of an amateur plumber?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Luigi! This way!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Princess! Major trouble! King Koopa has brought a plague of Paragoombas to eat your kingdom for lunch!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Yeah! All the awesome things he's given away might make people vote for him!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} You tell 'em, Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Stupid, ugly, twoface..." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah, remind me never to grow old!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "They've been in there too long, Luigi! Looks like someone better go in and see what happened!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "{*puts on a pair of glasses*} I agree, Luigi! Come to me when- {*Luigi grabs him*} HEY!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Us mushrooms get all gross and soggy and..." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "If we could only fly, we'd be outta here!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Bye, Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Hey! Let's go to the islands! Hawaii, here we come! Let's party!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Kick back, Princess! Catch some Z's in UVs! We're in paradise!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Mario and Luigi can handle it! Last one in is a rotten Koopa! {*runs into the water*} C'mon, Princess! This is awesome!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Check this out, Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "And he thinks I look weird?! Well, maybe he'll take her mind off her dumb worries that a kingdom will fall apart!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Eat pineapple, kid!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Rockstar?! Where?!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "That's no rockstar! That's Kooky von Koopa!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "If Kooky's here by himself, then the rest of the Koopas must be up to somethin'! Why didn't Mario and Luigi let us know?!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "She's not kiddin', Cutter! She really is a princess, of the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Over there!" - Pointing out Princess Toadstool to the nearest Warp Pipe, "Reign Storm"
 * "In the meantime, kiddo, you'd appreciate it if you kept all this secret!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Great surfin', Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Well, it's a good thing I've planted myself here! Wait till Mario and Luigi hear this!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Mario's always...gettin' us into...tight...spots!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "How come we're still babies?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "But what can we do?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "{dizzy} Now what do we do?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Yow! Phew, am I drained?" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "If I can just focus this time tube beam on the basement window..." - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Give up, Mario. There aren't any Fire Flowers...up...here...GET DOWN!!!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Not for long! Look! Koopa's Doomship!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "The Doomship just warped into the Real World!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey, Mario got a face lift!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "I just love family reunions!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "You're gonna love it in Giant Land!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "The next time the Princess needs someone to deliver a million gold coins to the Mushroom Orphanage... {pants} I’m on vacation!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Gulp! Easy money! Mmm, not this money! It's flyin' to Koopa!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{sleepy} I'll be glad to hand over this money! A million gold coins...big responsibil...ity." {falls asleep} - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{wakes up} Huh? Someone's stole the gold coins right up from under me! Koopa, that creep! He's the only one mean enough to swipe money meant for orphans!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "How can I face those poor kids? I'll just have to make that money back someway! Hmm, but how?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Doesn't that Koopa creep know about trash cans?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "'Mushroom Wrestling Federation presents: Tag Team Wrestling Tournament?' Meh. Whoop-dee-doo. (*throws flyer away*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "(*rushes back to flyer after something on it catches his attention*) 'First Prize: A million gold coins?!' WHOOP-DEE-DOO!!!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Now, all I need is a wrestling team! Hmm, I got it!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I can't tell the Princess! I'm too ashamed! So I really need you guys to be in this tournament!" - Begging his wrestling cousins to enter the tournament, "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I'd like to enter my team, The Mushroom Marauder and Jake "The Crusher" Fungi!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "No fair, Cheatsy! You took our place in line!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey! Save it for the match! That's when we need to beat these guys!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "We gotta win it, we just gotta!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Rise 'n' shine! Today's the big day!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Here! Get a whip o' this! That'll wake ya!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "(*grabs a megaphone*) JAKE! WAKE UP! YOU GUYS HAVE TO WIN THE MILLION GOLD COINS TODAY!!!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey! COUSIN!!! Oh! Oh no! Wake up, guys! If we don't win this match, those poor orphans will be out on the streets! WAKE UP!!! Ohhhh...! Jake! Rise 'n' shine! Ya have to win this tournament!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{takes off his cap and squeezes it} You know all that money I was supposed to deliver to the orphanage?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I fell asleep and Koopa stole it! (*cries*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "No, Mario! She trusted me and I'll let her down. I thought I could make it up to where if my cousins won the prize money. (*cries*) Now those poor orphans will go hungry! (*continues sobbing*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I dunno, guys. Maybe you...overtrained just a little?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "This match is dirtier than Koopa Castle! We're never gonna win!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Get up, guys, please! Think about those poor little orphans!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Mario thanks you, Luigi thanks you...and the orphans thank you!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Another bag?! Wait a second! If Koopa didn't steal it, and the orphans had it along...then I didn't need to... (*faints*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Yeah, but the storm outside the house is nothing compared to the one inside!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Hey guys, chill out, will ya? It's being cooped up that's making ya crazy!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Yeah! It's not a fit night out for man nor mushroom." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Way to go, plumber dudes!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "{*with Princess Toadstool*} Oh, Brother!"
 * "What's goin' on and what's he sayin'?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Hey, look on the bright side, guys! We did fix the tub, and I can find that waterfall!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "I told ya we'd find it! Let's just hope we're not too late..." - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*pants as his eyes are still covered by the messenger*) Where are we? Did we lose King Koopa? What's happenin'?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "That's great! And since I save the magic wand from the Koopas... (*slowly opens the chest*) Do you think..." - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "'Only a trained magician can touch that wand!' Huh? But what if the Koopas find my house and attack? (*opens chest*) I couldn't let the Princess be captured, could I? (*holds the wand up in the air*) To save us all, I must use the wand! Wo-o-ow! I feel like I'm a wizard already! (*looks at a tea set*) Play! (*zaps the tea set, and then a chair, which dance around for a bit*) Heeheehee! And five, six, seven, eight!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Whoa, awesome! It works! IT WORKS! Buuuuut a dancing chair isn't enough to defeat the Koopas." - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*walks outside*) I've gotta create something more powerful like, like... (*looks at a pile of pipes*) Like a couple of giant Pipe Creatures!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Heehee, this is great! And now it's your turn to fight them! Five, six, seven, eight! (*the Pipe Creatures forcefully dance*) Come on, faster! I want more dancing! FASTER! FASTER!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Oooh, I don't like that tone of voice! I am the wizard Toad, and I order you to- (*one of the Pipe Creatures steal the wand from him*) Whoa, oops! Whoa!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "H-hey, guys! What are ya doin'? I-I was only kiddin', honest! Yikes! (*bumps into Mario, who gets mad at him*)" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Honest, guys! I-I-I didn't do anything! The wand jumped right outta the case!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*with a worried smirk on his face*) Me? Buuuuuut why would they be after me?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*gasps*) How can we run?! There's nothing here but a cliff!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Eheh...great rescue, guys." - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "I'm free! Haha! I'M FREE!!! And, uh, Mario...the wand didn't really jump outta the case by itself. I, uh...I thought I could be a great magician, but...I was wrong." - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "(*pants*) LOOK OUT, KOOPAS! HERE I COME!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Be my guest!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * ''"I ORDER ALL THE MAGIC TO...STOP! - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "I'm really sorry, guys! From now on, I'm leaving magic to the real expert!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "You waited 50 years for that? Huh. Maybe I'm not the only guy who doesn't know what he's doin'." - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Whoa! Try and blast in those blocks, Mario!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Yeah, but we got the crank!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Pull in the pasta, Mario!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "The Princess is really countin' on us! She'll be all dressed up and want us to be too!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hehehe. Sorry, guys. I have a hard time figuring out the Real World's weird customs." - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Gotcha, Mario! (*puts on sunglasses*) It's time to rock 'n' roll!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "What good would that do? None of us knows how to play these things!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "We gotta stop that crazy Koopa!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "The Boomerang Brothers!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "You're history, Koopa breath!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Look out for Koopa's nasty nets!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Ooh, our clamps are really fried now!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"