List of Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam.

Bowser

 * "Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!"

Iggy

 * "More! Fire more stuff!"
 * "You actually made it!"
 * "Can you believe it? Mario's here!"
 * "Yeah, me too! It's gonna be, like, SUPER destroyed!"
 * "I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"
 * "Lemmy! That was...CRAZY! Bahaha!"
 * "Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"

Larry

 * "AH HAHA!"
 * "What’s this balloon squeaking on about?"
 * "SHUT IT! Don’t make me show you what I can really do!"
 * "You're standing on the wrong side of this face-off! And where's my backup?! Ludwig, get your shell OVER here!"
 * "You got it, boss. Dark Star Points, coming up!"
 * "Fine! But I’m doing it of my own free will, not because you’re some kind of leader..."
 * "Wait...now you think of yourself as KING? Oh, forget it..."

Lemmy

 * "Stomp stomp stomp!"
 * "So yeah... We should hear it fire any second now... It's gonna go... BOOOOOM!"
 * "Yeah! Let me at 'em!"
 * "Yeah...avenge us, Master Bowser!"

Ludwig

 * "Roy! Wendy! Larry! We gotta get these three to the secure location!"
 * "Oops! My bad! I got stuck trying to get out of that pipe."
 * "It’s pummelling time!"
 * "I've been thinking... How come you guys get to use battle cards and we don't?"
 * "Larry, we just need 2 dark Star Points to use this bad boy!"
 * "You’re not as wimpy as you look..."
 * "Whatever. I’m not impressed! Time for a real leader to step to the plate!"
 * "No. If anything, we're a republic... Wait, what am I saying? WHO CARES? GET MARIO!"
 * "I...I’ve been dethroned..."

Morton

 * "Bwahahaha! I’m gonna stomp 'em silly."
 * "That’s it! The fun and games are over!"
 * "Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"
 * "Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."
 * "How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I’ll wait!"
 * "Gah! I thought for sure that’d make you cry!"
 * "Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"
 * "Guhuhuh... I knew I could beat ya!"
 * "Forgive us...Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser..."

Roy

 * "Hold up! I just thought of something! Why aren’t there any paper versions of us?"
 * "What is this? A book? Guess those losers must’ve dropped it."
 * "Nah, books are dumb. Into the trash it goes!"
 * "Oh, hey there, squirt. And...uh...paper squirt."
 * "WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT!"
 * "Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"
 * "Yeah! This isn’t over, chumps!"
 * "In the end...I regret...everything."

Toadette

 * "It's our victory parade!"
 * "C'mon! Let's go!"

Wendy

 * "Got the wind knocked out of your sails, didn’t you?"
 * "Guess that's the end of them. Well, that was easy!"
 * "Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."
 * "You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."
 * "Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"
 * "Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"
 * "We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."