The 'Shroom:Issue XLI/Fake News

Fake News

Director’s Notes
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 * 1) Find the section you’d like to write. The current openings are for Fake Music, Fake TV, Fake Police Blotter, Fake Weather, Character Battle, and Fake Characters.
 * 2) Get an account on the forum. Don’t worry, it’s free.  When you sign up, do not use a Gmail account.  It will treat the activation message as spam and you will be unable to receive it.
 * 3) Send me a private message (my name is Oaktown Mojo on the forums). You can do so by finding my account name or just clicking this link.

After you send me the message saying you want to write for the Fake News, I will send you the questions you need to answer. Please remember that the current open positions are Fake Music, Fake TV, Fake Police Blotter, Fake Weather, Character Battle, and Fake Characters. After sending me your section, the other ’Shroom staff members and I will look at it, and we will make sure your section is good to go. After that, you’ll get a reminder each month telling you to send in your section.

For those of you who have sent me things about the Fake News that I haven’t yet responded to, I’m sorry, but leading the awards was a ton of work. I will get to those ASAP.

Also, congratulations to Tucayo for winning Favorite Director and Writer, Edofenrir for helping Fake Games win Favorite Section, the 18 voters who helped make Fake News the recipient of Favorite Sub‐Team, and all the voters in this year’s ’Shroom Awards!

Because of the Awards, Gamefreak75 and Edofenrir have been given exemptions for this month’s issue. They will return to writing next month.

Travel Guide
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Come visit scenic Outer Space! We’ve got robots…and other stuff that Ralph was too busy doing the Awards to describe! Woot.

Cooking Guide
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Welcome again to an exciting episode of Cooking Guide. Baby Mario Bloops here to tell you that I have an special issue to present today! Not only that, but we also have a very special guest today! Give a warm welcome to Saffron!!!!!

Now, she will show you the better and less killing and boring loving way to make Dayzee Syrup. Let me hand it over to Saffron now.

Thank you Baby Mario Bloops. Now let me begin with what you all sweeties need.


 * A Crazee Dayzee Cutie. ♥
 * An instrument or just plain lovely music. ♥
 * A cute and sweet jar. ♥
 * A little pot and a hearty stove. ♥
 * A kitchen to do all this graceful work. ♥
 * A fancy little syrup pitcher. ♥


 * 1) First you call a cutie Crazee Dayzee friend on over. If you don’t have one, you lovely users can just speed date really quickly. ♥
 * 2) Once you have achieved that cute little deed, play some smooth music for the cutie till you make it cry from the beauty! ♥
 * 3) Use that sweet jar to collect those pretty tears, and wait ’til the jar is full. ♥
 * 4) Pour the beautiful tears into the little pot and turn on the hearty stove. ♥
 * 5) Simply wait a peaceful half hour or until the tears are as smooth as honey. ♥
 * 6) Pour the tears into the fancy pitcher and share a delicious glass with your cutie friend! ♥

Interview
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Welcome all users to the most interesting interview with Baby Mario Bloops, who is me! I am about to interview a young crybaby that has been captured by Baby Bowser in the past, but still is braver than his older counterpart. That baby is none other than Baby Luigi, younger brother of Baby Mario! Let me get my instant translator out and begin the interview…

Baby Mario Bloops: Why hello Baby Luigi, how are you?

Baby Luigi: Gooooo Gibgle! (…very scary to talk in front of everyone!)

Baby Mario Bloops: I see, but don’t worry, I know you can handle it! So how is life with you and your brother?

Baby Luigi: Goobity Gaggaa Mario! (…Nice to be protected by brother Mario!)

Baby Mario Bloops: Nice to hear that. Also, what about the princesses?

Baby Luigi: Boogly Bamga! Nargle Fu! (…We see them a lot! It is fun to play!)

Baby Mario Bloops: What do you do at the castle?

Baby Luigi: Gargle fut turra venf ka‐heef nar ven! (…We chase and tag each other, rescue them from the tall beds, and angry their watcher!)

Baby Mario Bloops: Sounds fun. What about your adventures with the future Mario and future you?

Baby Luigi: Fufff gragragra takdle Mario Luigi gragrag tfuf. (…It was very fun to hang out with older Mario Luigi and play every day.)

Baby Mario Bloops: How often to you get to see them?

Baby Luigi: Baseball, Go‐Go Karts, futftu... (…Baseball, Go Karts, other things…)

Baby Mario Bloops: Yeah, those spinoffs…do you plan to be in a major role soon?

Baby Luigi: No‐no! Luigi barskta daldke bofkel! (…no, older Luigi does all the stuff!)

Baby Mario Bloops: But don’t you team up for cool stuff?

Baby Luigi: Dkdalkjd bakjdlk, eakdlkj lddl…zzz (…well sort of, but sleepy now…zzz)

Baby Mario Bloops: Okay, night then. Well, that wraps up an interesting interview. I will see you all next month (Hopefully, you never know)!

Fake Sports
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Mario won the World Foosball Championships by defeating Wario, 10–7. Though he trailed 5–2, he then scored 7 in a row to take a commanding 9–5 lead in the first‐to‐10 championship match. Mario won the $100 prize for winning the tournament.

Fake Shop
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''Hey Greater Mushroom Kingdom and outlying boroughs! is having its annual Star Festival Sale! Get all of your favorite deals at even LOWER prices. That means you save BIG coins!Get 1‐ups, Courage Soda, Floatbrella — oh wait, that’s on back order. And please take advantage of our new promotion – stop Princess Peach from being kidnapped by Bowser, and get Vibe Tea for the rest of your life for FREE! Hurry, these deals are going fast, and you certainly don’t want to get stuck in line wait— DAISY, DON’T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BUYING THAT WITH A BANANA COIN! I mean, really! And that is SO not your color, girl! — Uhh… I forgot what I was going to say. Oh yeah, *store jingle* “Shop Crazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy Toad’s for Crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy Deals!”''

Ask Tucayo
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So, welcome to this new section. What is this about? Well, you NEED TO PM me a question, it can be about ANYTHING, and then I'll answer it in the next month's issue. Go. Now.