List of Princess Peach quotes

This is a list of quotes by Princess Peach.

General

 * "Help me!"
 * "Mario!"
 * "Thank you, Mario!"

Platformers

 * "Thank you, Mario! Your quest is over. We present you a new quest. Push button B to select a world."-Super Mario Bros.
 * "Peace is paved/With the kingdom saved/Hurrah to Mario/Luigi/Our only hero/This ends our trip/After a long friendship."-Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels (also used in Vs. Super Mario Bros. and All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros.).
 * "Thank you! Peace has at last returned to our fair Mushroom Kingdom."-Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3

Hotel Mario

 * ''"Mariooooo...!"
 * ''"Boys!"
 * ''"Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom. Free from the terrible Koopaling Clan."
 * ''"And my thanks to YOU too."
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"

Super Mario 64

 * (after being rescued in Super Mario 64) "Mario! The power of the Stars is restored to the castle...and it's all thanks to you! Thank you, Mario! We have to do something special for you... (kisses Mario) Listen, everybody, let's bake a delicious cake...for Mario... (after everyone except Mario leaves) Mario!"
 * (after being rescued in Super Mario 64 DS) "Oh! Yoshi! The power of the Stars is restored to the castle... and it's all thanks to you! Thank you all! We have to do something special for you... (kisses Mario) Listen... Let's bake a delicious cake... for my heroes... (after everyone except Yoshi leaves) Yoshi!"
 * (signpost outside The Princess's Secret Slide) "My castle is in great peril!! I know it's because of Bowser again. Will he never tire of terrorizing us? He stole the castle's Power Stars and disappeared into the walls along with us! Retrieve all of the Power Stars from the walls and the paintings in the castle. Here is a hint: there are secret paths in this room, and one of them leads to a Secret Star! Find the Secret Star! It will help you on your quest."
 * (signpost at the end of Bowser in the Dark World) "Watch out for Bowser's flames! To beat him, get behind him and grab his tail by pressing ! Spin him around with the   before you to send him flying. The faster you spin him, the farther he'll go! Take a good look around with the arrows on the Touch Screen . Find the spiked orbs in the corners. To defeat Bowser, throw him into one. Aim carefully and press   to fling him far, far away."

Super Mario Sunshine

 * "Ooh, look at that!"
 * "That...that shadow...?"
 * "Toadsworth, did you see...?"
 * "What happened?"
 * "Um, excuse me, but..."
 * "Mario, be careful! I have a bad feeling about this..."
 * "Nice work, Mario!"
 * "Objection!"
 * "Mama? Mama Peach? I'm your mama?" - to Bowser Jr.
 * "So you're Bowser's son!"
 * "But why did you pretend to be Mario?" - to Bowser Jr.
 * ''"Nice work, Mario."
 * ''"Ummm... I think not."
 * "So, the graffiti... That was you?"
 * "Mario, Look!"

Super Mario Advance

 * ''"Super Mario 2!"
 * ''"Leave it to me!"
 * ''"Fresh from the garden!"
 * ''"Thank you!"
 * ''"Da da da da thum."
 * "Take that!
 * ''"Oh, no!"
 * ''"Lucky!"
 * ''"A crystal!"
 * ''"Oh yeah."
 * "Oh Ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Just what I needed!"
 * "Here I go!"
 * "Too bad!"
 * "I got it!"

Super Mario Galaxy

 * "Dear Mario, I'll be waiting for you at the castle on the night of the Star Festival. There's something I'd like to give you. From Peach."

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 * "Dear Mario-"
 * "Thank You!"

Super Mario 3D World

 * "Yay! Peach! Let's go!" (When selected from file screen)
 * "Hello!" (When chosen from level screen)
 * "Let's go!" (Starting level)
 * "Fight time!" (Starting an enemy blockade level)
 * "It's about time!" (Starting castle level)
 * "Let's do this!" (Starting tank/train level)
 * "Nice!" / "Gotcha!" / "Yay!" (Collectable)
 * "Soo peachy!" (Double Peach)
 * "So neat!" (Peach switch)
 * "Lovely!" (Mega Peach)
 * "Ow!" (Taking damage)
 * "Owiee!" (After falling in lava)
 * "Waaaaaaaaahhh!" (Falling in a pit)
 * "Wait!" (Before jumping down the Clear Pipe during the opening cutscene)
 * "Come back here!" (before a big explosion transforming in to a dazzling clear pipe)

Super Mario Maker

 * "Thank you, Mario. You're my hero!" - Normal Clear
 * "Oh, Mario! It can't have been easy to make it here. You truly are my hero!" - Expert Clear
 * "Thank you, Toad! I can always count on you!" - Clear with Toad Costume
 * "Oh, my... Bowser?! Did you save me yourself? How very sweet of you!" - Clear with Bowser Costume (1/2)
 * "Oh, my... Bowser?! Did you save me yourself? How kind!" - Clear with Bowser Costume (2/2)

Spin-offs

 * "Excellent!" (Mario Golf)
 * "Sweet!" -Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * "Ohhh, did I win?" -Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * "This is fun!" -Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * "Uh-huh!" -other Super Smash Bros. games
 * "Peachy!" -other Super Smash Bros. games
 * "Um... I win..." -other Smash Bros. games''
 * "Yay I won hurray for me!" -Mario Power Tennis
 * "Over here!" -Mario Power Tennis
 * "With Love!" -Mario Power Tennis
 * "Get it together." -Mario Power Tennis
 * "Look out!" -Mario Power Tennis
 * "Oh, no! I lost? How could I lose?" -Mario Power Tennis
 * "Congratulations, Mario!" (after Mario won a tournament) -Mario Power Tennis
 * "It is so nice to see our tournament champion again." -Mario Tennis: Power Tour
 * "Oh yeah? Humph!"-Super Mario Strikers
 * "Pass it to me! Pass it to me!"-Super Mario Strikers
 * "Humph! Come on. Bring it. Mmhm."-(Mario Strikers Charged)
 * "Princess--Peach"!-(Mario Strikers Charged)
 * "Yyyyeah! (giggles)"-(Mario Strikers Charged)
 * "(giggles) Lover!"-(Mario Strikers Charged)
 * "Phoo-ie! Wario!"-(Mario Strikers Charged)
 * "Go Peachy, Go Peachy, Go Peachy! Yay! Woohoo!" (winning a tournament cup)-(Mario Strikers Charged)

Mario Kart series

 * "Here we go!" -Mario Kart: Super Circuit
 * "Bingo!" -Mario Kart: Super Circuit
 * "Yahoo, ha-ha!" (when chosen as character) -Mario Kart DS
 * "Let's go!" (when her car is chosen) -Mario Kart DS
 * "Mario Kart 7! Let's go!" -Mario Kart 7

Mario Kart 64

 * ''"Yeah, Peach has got it!"
 * ''"Peachy!"
 * ''"Bingo! Bye-bye!"
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * "Ya, ready?" (Japanese version)

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * "Oh yeah! How nice, lucky me!" 
 * "Woaoa! Next time, it's mine." 
 * ''"Nooo! I can't believe I lost!"
 * ''"Peach!"
 * "Whee-heeeeee!!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * "Yes! Ah ha ha ha! How nice!" 

Mario Kart Wii

 * ''"Yes, Peach!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * ''"Mario Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Peach Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Oh, yay! I did it!"
 * ''"Aw, gee! I did it! Yay!"
 * ''"I won! Yay! Aw, gee."
 * ''"Oh, no...oh."
 * ''"Here I go!"
 * ''"Yay!"
 * ''"Yay. Not bad!"
 * ''"Yay. All right! Maybe next time!"

Normal

 * "I won!" (When finished in 1st place)
 * "Woo, yay!" (When finished in 1st place)
 * "Not bad" (When finished in 2nd-6th place)
 * "Alright!" (When finished in 2nd-6th place)
 * "Not quite.." (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Oh, no.." (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Ha-ha!" (Trick)
 * "Yay!" (Trick)
 * "Whee" (Trick)
 * "Woooo!" (Trick)
 * "Yahoo!" (Trick)
 * "Let's go." (When selected on the character screen)
 * "Watch out!"

Pink Gold Version

 * "Pink Gold Peach!" (when unlocked)
 * "Oh, yes"(when selected)
 * "Sweet!" (trick)
 * "Yes, first place!" (when finishing in 1st place)
 * "Oh, did I win?" (when finishing in 1st place)

Cat Suited
"Meow!" (When selected)

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

 * "Don't let Bowser bruise you, Mario!"
 * "Mario! The chain! Aim for the chain!"
 * "Fight, Mario! FIGHT!"
 * "Oh, Mario! You had me so worried! Let's get out of here!"
 * "I'm going to fall!"
 * ''"Mario, you're my knight in shining armor!"
 * "Please, let me go! Won't you...please? Pretty please?"
 * "Yuck! I don't want to play ANYTHING with you!"
 * "NO! I don't want to marry you. Please let me go!"
 * "Help! Mario! Please help meeeeeee!"
 * "Mario! Is that you, Mario?! I'm in here!! Hurry! I'm scared!"
 * '"That was wonderful. Mario, you're my knight in shining armor!"
 * "I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario!" (when Mario crashes Booster's "wedding")
 * "Now THAT's one for the scrapbook!" (if Bowser and Booster kiss Mario)
 * "Wait! Don't leave me!" (when Mario attempts to leave the Mushroom Kingdom without recruiting Peach a second time)
 * Please! Don't make us go through anymore! Give us the star, NOW!"

Mario Party series

 * "Yeah! Peachy's got it!" - Mario Party
 * "Oh no!!!!!" - Mario Party 1 & 2
 * "Yeah!" - Mario Party 1 & 2
 * "Yeah, Peach is the winner!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Yeah, Peach is the superstar!" -Mario Party 3
 * "When you speak of love, you speak of Peach, so shouldn't the Love Star be mine?" -Mario Party 3
 * "I love everyone and everything!" -Mario Party 3
 * "How distressing!" -Mario Party 3
 * "Good choice!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Mamma-mia!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Yeah, Peach is the winner!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Aww, I missed!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Oh, hohoho, I got it!" -Mario Party 4
 * "Oh, did I win?" -Mario Party 6''
 * "I'll take that!" -Mario Party 6''
 * "Boo." -Mario Party 6''
 * "Splendid!" -Mario Party 6''
 * "Nice." -Mario Party 6''
 * "I am the Princess!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Oh, peachy!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Go Peach, umph!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Okay!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Oh terrible." -Mario Party 8''
 * "Yes!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Excellent." -Mario Party 8''
 * "Nooo... Noooooo!" -Mario Party 8''
 * "Booooo." -Mario Party 8''
 * "Oh, oh!" -Mario Party 8
 * "I'm a Superstar." -Mario Party 8
 * "I did it!" -Mario Party 8

Paper Mario

 * ''"Oh Mario! You came to the party to see me! You're so sweet! Thank you!"
 * ''"Sniffle...Mario's probably hurt...Everyone's in prison...The Mushroom Kingdom will be destroyed if things continue the way they're going."
 * "Haven't you learned your lesson by now, Bowser!"
 * "No!!!! Leave me alone!!! Mario, help me!!!!!!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 * ''"I can't believe I got kidnapped…again."
 * ''"You X–Jerks kidnapped me like common Koopas!"
 * ''" ' Comprehend ' Love? Love's not something you comprehend, TEC. You feel it."
 * "Love... How do I explain? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you happy just to see that person happy, smiling... having fun. When you love someone, you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble."
 * "Grodus… Wait, he's that awful, dome–headed thing who interrogated me, right?"
 * "Hmm? Oh! Is this the uniform? Am I supposed to wear this ugly thing?"
 * "I don't know about this...It's awfully tight. And it kind of smells a bit..."
 * "Phew! Who knows how, but I got into it. I can barely breathe, though."
 * "You inhuman beast! How could you?"
 * "Where am I?"
 * "MARIO!"
 * "Mario… I'm so sorry. Sending you that map… caused all this trouble, didn't it…"
 * "Who knew all this would happen?"
 * "I don't know how to thank you, but know that the entire world is in your debt!"

Super Paper Mario

 * "Well, I can’t just sit here and let everyone else go off to save the worlds, now, can I?"
 * ''"Wh-Where am I?"
 * "Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
 * "How dare you lecture us?! You were the one pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. You should be ashamed!"
 * "You stay out of it! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity!"
 * "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"
 * "You've been very, very bad, but I can't just leave you here to die."
 * "I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"
 * "We would never let you destroy everything, you awful count!"
 * "I fell through too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
 * "So, defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"
 * "How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
 * "To think that something so evil lurked under the town... So disturbing!"

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 * "Thanks, Mario! I can count on you, as always."

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "Ahh... it's nice to be on dry land again."
 * "We... have come to the right place, haven't we? Port Prisma?"
 * "I thought this was supposed to be a tourist destination. It seems a little... quiet, don't you think?"
 * "Speaking of Mario... what's he doing?"
 * "Mario! We're here! Come on out!"
 * "Oh! That WAS quite a storm last night, wasn't it? You poor thing."
 * "There's my Mario! Much better."
 * "All right, let me just take another look at this... letter."
 * "Oh, I just can't bear to think about what I'm really holding—a folded-up colorless Toad!"
 * "The only clue we have is that he was postmarked here in Port Prisma."
 * "Sounds like a plan."
 * "But I've got a bad feeling about this place. Let's proceed with caution."
 * "Now who would just leave a crate in front of the stairs like this? It's blocking our way into town!"
 * "White letters on a white sign? That's, like, Bad Design 101! Who approved this layout?"
 * 'Don't make me take that hammer away from you, because I will, mister!"
 * "Wow, this is a real ghost town."
 * "This can't be right. Are you sure this is Prisma Fountain, Toad?"
 * "There's no mistaking the postmark on this poor Toad... He was definitely mailed from Port Prisma."
 * "But who could have done such a thing?"
 * "Look at that! Some kind of... device... just rose out of the fountain!"
 * "Maybe you should take a closer look at it..."
 * "Huh... Is that a... paint can?"
 * "Let's see what's inside. Try opening the lid!"
 * "Oh, right. You need a specialized tool to open a paint can like that."
 * "Well, the only tool we have is a bit more... blunt... but maybe it's worth taking a swing?"
 * "We're so sorry! It's just that... We thought you were a paint can. So we tried to open you up..."
 * "Oh, um... We're actually here to investigate a strange letter we received from your town."
 * "Only... it's not an ordinary letter. It's a Toad... drained of color and postmarked from Port Prisma."
 * "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "And this is my... friend Mario. He jumps on things and hits them with a hammer when necessary."
 * "And I also have a very bright and hardworking retainer around here somewhere..."
 * "What was that?!"
 * "That sounded like Toad! He might be hurt or in trouble!"
 * "We're coming, Toad!"
 * "That was Toad screaming! Hurry, we've got to find him!"
 * "Goodness! What is that thing doing to him?!"
 * "TOAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Poor..."
 * "Toad..."
 * "Oh, poor Toad..."
 * "Everyone, a moment of silence, please..."
 * "Really? You can revive him with paint? That would be a miracle!"
 * "He... won't come back as some kind of freaky zombie Toad, right?"
 * "Oh, Toad. I'm so glad you're OK. Without your colors, we could hardly recognize you."
 * "Oh, that's wonderful news. I was a little worried, because the fountain looked completely dry when we woke you up."
 * "Mario! There's another colorless figure over there!"
 * "We can't just leave him like that... What should we do?"
 * "Um... Don't cry... paint can."
 * "Maybe we could help you find the, uh... what were they called? Big Paint Stars?"
 * "He's right. We definitely owe him a favor."
 * "And besides... I have a feeling that this is related to OUR mystery: the poor Toad who was mailed to us!"
 * "What do you say, Mario? Will you help Mr. Can?"
 * "May you stay crisp in the face of crumpling adversity."
 * "Come see me anytime you're feeling a bit wrinkly."
 * "I can help flatten you out and restore your HP."
 * "How's it going so far, Mario? Have you recovered that Paint Star for Huey yet?"
 * "Oh, thank you... purple Toad."
 * "We are a bit tired after all of this excitement, so we will take you up on that offer."
 * "Good luck, Mario. Don't hesitate to come visit me here if your health runs low."
 * "Or if you need some good old-fashioned encouragement. Go, Mario!"
 * "Look, Mario. Isn't this a quaint room? How adorable!"
 * "I hope you don't mind me resting here while you and Huey go after Paint Stars."
 * "Thank you, Huey."
 * "Welcome back."
 * "Let me flatten your crinkling."
 * "There! Fresh as the day you were painted. Come back anytime!"
 * "Mario! Huey! Oh, thank goodness!"
 * "Understood. But you look terrible! At least let me fix you up first."
 * "We're almost out. Keep moving!"
 * "OK, Mario and Huey... your turn!"
 * "Your turn, Huey! Come on!"
 * "Aww, everyone looks so happy..."
 * "I'm so glad that peace has finally returned to Prism Island!"
 * "Thank you for everything, Mario."
 * "Wait... that's Bowser! And his minions!"
 * "I hope they've learned their lesson this time."
 * "What's wrong? You look so sad..."
 * "You're thinking about Huey, aren't you?"
 * "I know he's still out there somewhere... watching over all of Prism Island..."
 * "I think he's happy. I can feel it."

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * "Mario!"
 * "Play time!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "This might turn a bit..."
 * "Can you pull this off?"
 * "Don't duff it!"
 * "Could you hurry up?!"
 * "Hit a pretty one!"
 * "Do your best!"
 * "This shot is all you!"
 * "Piece of cake!"
 * "Whoops."
 * "Oh, fabulous! Thank you."
 * "Oh, birdie. Okay. Yes! Thank you, thank you."
 * "Oh, great! Thanks."
 * "Oh, no. Okay. Thanks!"
 * "Oh, I can't believe it. What happened?"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

 * "Send out this star to knock out the UFOs!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

 * "Yes… We've sent word to the Star Sprites for help, but…"
 * "We've gotten no response."
 * "Both of you… Calm down."

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

 * "Okay, I'm so sorry, Dreambert!"

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "What seems to be the matter?"
 * "Oh my goodness!"
 * "Are you..."
 * "Me?"
 * "I can't believe there's a whole other dimension."
 * "And another me!"
 * "That's a lovely idea."
 * "Despite the circumstances that brought us together, I'm very pleased to meet you."
 * "Tee hee hee!"
 * "And talking to myself like this is a real hoot!"
 * "Mario, you never speak so formally with me!"
 * "Tee hee hee! I think someone's feeling a little shy!"
 * "Come on now, don't just stand there all googly-eyed."
 * "Of course the Toads are frightened, given what they've just experienced."
 * "Please gather them so that we can welcome them properly."
 * "Mario."
 * "Luigi."
 * "Let's find the Paper Toads that are hiding in the castle first."
 * "They must still be in shock over appearing in this world."
 * "What is it?"
 * "This may be their greatest challenge yet..."
 * "After all, it's us versus two Bowsers AND all their minions."
 * "Oh, I see what you mean!"

Paper Princess Peach

 * "Are you..."
 * "Me?"
 * "Oh my."
 * "I may faint..."
 * "Yes, I'm just as shocked."
 * "Opening that book sent us all flying out of our world... and into this one."
 * "I believe the way back home for us is through that book."
 * "It's all so bewildering..."
 * "And you are?"
 * "Yes, it's quite a pleasure to meet you, Mario!"
 * "Nice to meet you, Luigi."
 * "Tee hee hee! You're blushing, Luigi!"
 * "Yes?"
 * "I appreciate your help. Those poor scared Toads..."
 * "Where could all the Paper Toads have gone?"
 * "Whatever do you mean?"
 * "My goodness! You picked quite the hiding spot, didn't you?"
 * "Shhh... calm down! They're Mario and Luigi!"
 * "They're here to rescue you."
 * "Aw, don't cry! You're safe now!"
 * "Oh my..."
 * "I just remembered something."
 * "When we all spilled out of the book, so did Bowser and a group of his minions."
 * "Which means that the Bowser from my world is in THIS world now too."
 * "If the two Bowsers were to join forces, I shudder to imagine the havoc they could wreak."
 * "Mario and Luigi! The fate of the world rests on your shoulders."
 * "Can I count on you to rescue my paper subjects who are lost in this world?"
 * "Well, I'm sure once you find Mario, the scales will tip back in our favor."

Mario Superstar Baseball

 * "Hello there, Mario! Won't you play a baseball game with me?"
 * "All right, let's play ball!" (To Mario)
 * "Won't you play another game?" (To Mario)
 * "I beat Mario! Tee hee! I'm so happy! Play me again sometime, OK?"
 * "That's my Mario...I had forgotten how safe I feel when I'm with you, Mario! Do you think it would be all right...if I joined your team, Mario? I can? Really?! Oh thank you! May the mushrooms bless you!"
 * "Uh...oh...we lost...Talk about a strong team..." (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Don't hold back, now! Let's play!" (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Hello, there, Yoshi. I was hoping our teams could play a game..."
 * "Thanks, you too, Yoshi! See you later!"
 * "Well, hello there. I hear you formed a team, too." (To Wario)
 * "Oh, please. I don't need the likes of... Well, whatever... Welcome aboard!" (To Wario)
 * "You think so, huh? Well, only one way to find out, right? Let's play!" (To Bowser)
 * "Fine... But let's play fair and square!" (To Bowser)
 * "Let's get started!" (To Bowser)

Fortune Street

 * "Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!"
 * "This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..."
 * "It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?"
 * "Everyone knows Princess Peach is an ace pitcher. Watch as I throw this die with astounding precision!"
 * "Well, it’s certainly no Peach Castle, but it’s not without its charms…"
 * "What a delightful little island! It’s no wonder Yoshi loves it so!"
 * "I bet my floating parasol would come in handy here. Jump, jump! Tee hee!"
 * "Oh dear! Why are we playing in Bowser’s Castle? There are all sorts of tricks and traps here!"
 * "I don’t believe for a second in this legendary hero. If he DID exist, he’d be rescuing me right now!"
 * To Male Player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to bow, (Player's name)!"
 * To Female Player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to curtsy, (Player's name)!"
 * "A hot-air balloon can carry me a lot farther than a parasol!"
 * "Do you expect ME to pay at your checkpoint, (Player's name)? Princesses never carry cash!"
 * "I'll never be able to collect my bonus with just one suit. No, I must go out and gather the rest!"
 * "Tee hee! Hearts and diamonds are the suits that suit me best!"
 * "Whew! I've already collected three suits. I don't suppose the last one wants to meet at the bank, huh?"
 * "Hmm? You give out suits? What a friendly little fellow you are!" (After drawing Healie card)
 * "I won't be satisfied until this entire district belongs to me!"
 * "You're rich enough already, (Player's name)! Perhaps I'll rein in my spending for now..."
 * "Why must I always walk? Can't I just float across the board with my parasol?"
 * "YAWN! Standing in line at the bank is so boring!"
 * "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (Player's name)!"
 * "I bet Mario would love this shop! Oh, I hope he visits soon!"
 * "I refuse to let a bad roll of the die bring me down. No matter the number, I won't let myself get discouraged!"
 * "Be a good die, and maybe I'll make you a knight!"
 * "Someone get this die a Super Mushroom! I want to roll a powerful number!"
 * "I like to stick up for the underdog. That's why I'm doing my shopping here today!"
 * "Ha! This shop is so cheap it's barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
 * "Hurry up and shop, everyone! It's my lucky day!"
 * Peach to Player: Don't think I'll go easy on you, (Player's name)! I plan on winning today!"
 * Daisy's response: "No way! I'm going to win this time! I mean, that goes without saying, right?"
 * To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
 * Bowser to Player: "Watch out, (Player's name)! The richer you get, the harder I'm gonna stomp you!
 * Peach's response: "Don't listen to Bowser! He'd stomp you even if you weren't rich!"
 * Mario to Player: Congrats, (Player's name)! You're a real hero, what with that promotion and all!"
 * Peach's response: "Oh, so you're a hero now? Perhaps I'll call on you next time I get kidnapped!"
 * To Mario: "You wouldn’t leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"
 * To Mario: "Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"
 * To Mario: "Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"
 * To Mario: "I can’t believe you’re actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"
 * To Mario: "Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi already has won? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
 * To Luigi: "What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"
 * To Luigi: "I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"
 * To Luigi: "I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don’t make me start clipping coupons!"
 * To Bowser: "How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we’ve been through!"
 * To Bowser: "I shouldn’t be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"
 * To Bowser: "Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"
 * To Bowser: "Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"
 * To Bowser: "I’ve never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"
 * To Toad: "Toad! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"
 * To Toad: "You’ll trade shops with me, won’t you, Toad? It’s in both of our interests!"
 * To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"
 * To Toad:  "Goodness me! I’m suffering from a severe case of sticker shock!"
 * To Daisy: "Daisy! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"
 * To Birdo: "We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn’t your father teach you any manners?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "I know you’re scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don’t we make it a fair trade instead?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won’t slow me down!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."
 * To Wario: "Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"
 * To Wario: "This shopping spree was definitely not in my budget!"
 * To Yoshi: "Ha! This shop is so cheap it’s barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
 * To Yoshi: "This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"

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 * "Your mother scraps toilets in Hell!" - "Super Mario in Die Nacht des Grauens"
 * "What's the pipe panic? The Bros. are on the job." - "Super Mario Adventures"

White Knuckle Scorin'

 * "I've got a guidebook!"
 * "Reading opens up new worlds, Mario."
 * "You make Mario and Luigi look like brain surgeons! You're too ignorant to be an oil tycoon."
 * "You're such darling children. How have you been?"
 * "Roses are red chrysanthemums are white. Gotta keep you out of Bowser's clutches with some magic of the night."
 * "Dear Bros. Having a terrible time. Wish you were here. Location: Souh by North. Avoid the Valley of Storms at all costs. xxxx P.T." - letter
 * "Oh, fudge."
 * "Whatever."
 * "Thanks, Yoshi. We'll be forever friends!"