Kong for a Day

"Kong for a Day" is the seventh episode of the Donkey Kong Country animated series. During the episode, Donkey Kong is yelled at by his furious friends because of King K. Rool's trickery, and is banished to the White Mountains. Because of this, Diddy Kong takes his place as the future ruler.

Plot Synopsis
It is the day of Kongo Bongo Island's annual ceasefire, and the Kongs are dancing at Funky's Flights while King K. Rool watches from outside. Cranky Kong calls a stop to the dancing so that they can listen to a speech by Donkey Kong. DK is busy eating bananas, though, and can only mutter unintelligibly, but Diddy Kong translates his message as "Peace on Earth, and be nice to the newts." Bluster criticizes DK as the island's future ruler, prompting Diddy to retort that Bluster is simply jealous. Bluster replies that he is already the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks, and that Diddy is the only one around who has no future. Diddy furiously turns his face bright red and stomps his hat on the ground, But Funky and DK try to comfort him.

While this is going on, Cranky teases K. Rool for the fact that he has to behave himself on this day of peace, saying that he will never win with Donkey Kong around. K. Rool, however, mentions to General Klump that he has just been conversing with the enemy so that he can launch a surprise attack. He states that they are only participating in the ceasefire as an attempt to make sure Donkey Kong never takes his position as the island's ruler. At that point, Candy walks in, and K. Rool "breaks out his super secret weapon of destruction" - he places a banana peel on the floor so that Candy accidentally slips on it. She somehow believes that Donkey Kong left the banana peel there and chastises him, angrily telling him not to ever see her again. K. Rool is delighted at the success of the first phase of his plan, which he dubs "Operation: Krush Kong." He explains to Klump that he is going to make all the other apes so furious with Donkey Kong that Cranky will have to name a new ruler.

Later that day, DK is sitting on the dock, depressed about Candy dumping him. King K. Rool walks up to him and pretentiously comforts DK, telling him that he needs to get his mind off of Candy until she comes around. He suggests that DK go surfing, and he agrees to it. Not knowing that K. Rool is tricking him, DK goes over to Funky's and requests to borrow his favorite surfboard. Funky is rather concerned about this, but still agrees, telling him, "That board is my soulmate, so bring it back alive!" DK then goes swimming, leaving the surfboard on the docks. K. Rool and Krusha then show up to steal it.

When Donkey Kong comes out of the water and sees the surfboard missing, he wakes Funky from a nap and tells him the bad news, but Funky Was Getting Angry over the loss of his surfboard and refuses to listen to him. He angrily goes walking in the jungle, lamenting Candy and Funky's anger at him, so Diddy and Dixie offer to cheer him up. After this, Diddy remarks that he has to leave, so DK continues through the jungle with Dixie.

Over at his hideout, K. Rool tells Krusha to show him his imitation. Krusha responds by doing a perfect impression on K. Rool. K. Rool corrects him and orders him to imitate Donkey Kong's voice, which he also pulls off perfectly. He then orders Krusha to "alienate [DK's] closest friends and second-in-command." Soon, in the jungle, Donkey and Dixie Kong are sitting on a log where DK says he and Candy used to hang around. Krusha then appears behind them and, in DK's voice, starts hitting on Dixie and saying insulting things about Diddy. Offended, Dixie angrily storms off, much to DK's confusion. After being told by Dixie, Diddy angrily starts chastising DK as well.

Meanwhile, Cranky is taking a nap in his cabin and doesn't hear Klump coming in with a pair of Kritters. The Kritters shoot their Klap-Blasters, sending Klaptraps in to eat the walls and roof of the cabin. Klump then leaves an unfinished banana on the floor. Sure enough, when Cranky wakes up and finds that his cabin's been wrecked, he thinks DK has destroyed the place.

DK, who says, "I got a bad feeling about this. Cranky sounded really mad." While comes over to the cabin, But Diddy says, "What do you mean, Cranky sounded really mad?" DK responds, "but it was an accident!" and Diddy says, "Well, it's not your fault!". Cranky accuses DK of trashing his cabin, telling him that the banana skin on the floor is evidence enough for him. Donkey Kong denies this, "Look, It's Still A Piece of Banana inside. I've Never Leave A Banana A Bit. Um. Can I Fix it?," but Cranky won't listen. Instead, he has DK stripped of his title of Future Ruler. Donkey Kong is angry in disbelief at first, and angrily states that he not only found the coconut but his face is also on it; however, when the coconut emerges from it's case, the image shown is Diddy's face, making him the current future ruler. As Diddy Don't Want DK to Get Banished, Cranky has DK banished to the White Mountains, but not before giving him a suitcase. After being flown to the White Mountains by Funky, DK bemoans everyone's hatred for him through song.

With Donkey Kong now banished, K. Rool feels his victory is imminent. Instead of just going to steal the Crystal Coconut immediately, though, he orders Klump to raid Bluster's factory and force them to manufacture Exploding Barrels. Cranky overhears K. Rool's plan through the Coconut, and begins to regret making Diddy future ruler, saying he "may have been a little hard on DK." Over in the jungle, Diddy is boasting about being named future ruler to Dixie when Cranky suddenly appears in hologram form, telling Diddy that he has to go protect Bluster's factory. As he swings on the vines to get to the factory, Diddy sings about how he fears he cannot handle the responsibility that Donkey Kong had.

Over at the barrel factory, Bluster, taking advantage of DK's banishment, asks Candy for a date, but even then she refuses. Just then, Klump and the Kritters arrive and start blasting Klaptraps at everything. Candy and Bluster hide behind the conveyor belt, where Candy wishes DK were here, and Bluster reluctantly admits that he does too. Diddy shows up at that point and orders the Kremlings to leave, but instead, Klump simply has Diddy shot in the feet with a Klap-Blaster, causing Klaptraps to start chomping at his feet. Cranky's hologram appears, and Diddy tells him to get Donkey Kong. Cranky agrees, admitting, "I do miss the big lug."

Back in the White Mountains, DK has been wandering around for sustenance and ends up falling off a cliff when he sees a mirage of a banana tree. Cranky's hologram then appears to alert him about the trouble going on at the barrel factory, and that his help is needed. DK is worried he will not be able to handle it because he hasn't eaten any bananas, but Cranky then opens up his suitcase to reveal that there had been bananas in there the whole time. Relieved, DK eats them and then rushes to the factory. He scares off the Kremlings and afterwards, Cranky reinstates him as future ruler.

Quotes
DK: What do you say Funky?

Funky: I don't know man. It's my best board!

DK: I'll take care of it!

Funky: That board is my soul mate, dude! We bonded, so bring it back alive!

After the surfboard is stolen.

DK: Funky... Funky... Funky! Wake up, man!

Funky: (Waking up) Huh? *Yawning* What?

DK: Wake up!

Funky: Huh? *falls into floor*

DK: I got bad news!

Funky: Where's my board!?

DK: Gone!

Funky: GONE!? You promised me, dude! You gave me your word, man!

DK: It wasn't my fault, somebody filched it! I'm sorry.

Funky: Bag the excuses, DK! Cut to it, man!

DK: It wasn't my fault!

Funky: How are you gonna be Future Ruler, dude if ya can't even tell the truth when ya wipe out?

Featured Songs

 * "I'm Nobody's Hero" (sung by Donkey Kong)

''I don't know what's happenin' to me; I'm gettin' all the blame for things I didn't do. Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong? I'm all alone and I'm so confused. I don't know what everyone wants me to be; I only know just how to be mean. Once I was the ape of the hour; And I think I'm a coward; An absolute zero; I'm nobody's hero!''

''An absolute zero... I'm nobody's hero... I'm nobody's hero. [the last words echo]''


 * "Second Banana" (sung by Diddy)

VERSE I:

''What do you expect from someone Who has never, ever been the king... before? Never had to save the day; Now I've no idea what's in store!

CHORUS I:

Second banana's what I am; I never thought this job would be Full of so much misery; Second banana's what I know; I'm just not cut out to be the hero!

VERSE II:

''Maybe it's a twist of fate, But I can never recreate the ape... he was! I'm the tutti to his frutti, And the peach to his fuzz!''

CHORUS II:

''Second banana's what I am; We made such a perfect team; Now I'm all alone, it seems. Second banana's what I know; I'm just not cut out to be the hero! [Repeats "the hero" five times.]''

Animation and Continuity errors

 * When Klump observes that, "Cranky is asleep," the closed-captions miscredit the line to K. Rool (who isn't even in the scene).
 * When Klump says "Forget your mommy," his tongue is red.

Trivia

 * This episode is Dixie Kong's first appearance in the cartoon.
 * The episode's name is a pun on the phrase, "King for a day."
 * In the beginning of the episode, the song "I'm the Kong Fu master" is played.