User talk:Ray Trace





= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

'''NOTICE: Please do NOT plague with me with curses anymore (you can still type random numbers, but it has to be a reasonable amount and NOT screw up my talk page). It's funny at first, but it's getting quite annoying lately. Any more "curses" that I have will immediately be deleted.'''

Sorry for my seriousness. Now...

Here's a Poll
(signatures ARE allowed. I DON'T CARE IF IT SCREWS UP THE VOTING COUNT!!! And I'm not a "do what I say, but not what I do" person either)

If You Give Waluigi a Barbie Doll, What Would He Do With It?
Add your own choice!

Go Into Girly Hysteria Mode Where He Hoards the Doll and if You Touch it, He'll Get so MAD!!!!!!!!

 * 1) Well, that happened to me.

===Go Into Girly Hysteria Mode Where He Hoards the Doll and if You Touch it, He'll Get so MAD that he will take Wario and make him fart on you and then make you wear pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!===
 * 1) He has done that to ME!!!I had to wear that creepy dress for 4 days!!!!
 * 1) He has done that to ME!!!I had to wear that creepy dress for 4 days!!!!

Hi
Hi!Wanna be friends?

That's because I too Wanna defeat the big monkey!

Why is there a problem of you being a girl?

Really?Where?I'm sorry if I did!

Oh yeah,on rever's talk page!Sorry about that!

Wario!
Wario is coming in the next poll,but not as the most evil.

Image request
i was wonder you could add picture of Mario Superstar Baseball's Special Ball and Permanent Items. BOTH, thank you I Hope You Did not Forget about my request. Lindsayoris15 23:50, 19 April 2010 (EDT)

I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on PATROOOOOOLLLLLLL!
However Spongebob sings it in that one episode.

Guess who's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WHOA!!!!!!!!













Run, run for your life!!!!!!!! Wario is coming to get you!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Oh yeah, there are blue jays in Pennsylvania, but I never see them. I usually see the normal crows and boring black and brown birds, you know. Nope, no interesting creatures here, except for the blue jays I guess. Northern mockingbirds sing at night? Doesn't that get annoying? I hate when I hear birds in the middle of the night.

You live by the San Andreas fault? Wow. I don't even dare to go there. If there is a huge earthquake from that giant thing, I'll be dead in the first 5 seconds. What's it like being in an earthquake? I've never been in one (or at least one I could feel) since nothing goes on in PA. They only last for a minute or two, but cause so much damage! I'd hate to live anywhere where there can be big earthquakes.

Where I live, there's nothing but sunny days and boring thunderstorms. I've never even seen a tornado, or have been in a hurricane, or a tsunami (and I'm sure you haven't been in one of those either). But there was a micro-burst (or whatever its called) that hit my home last week. It was just two minutes of strong wind, which pulled some strong trees out of the ground and made my power go out for several hours. You know how much it stinks to lose electricity for 18 hours. It REALLY stinks.

I do love Spring! But mostly Summer! Maybe for you the heat is annoying, but to me, 80 degree weather is AWESOME!!!! (Even tough I'm sure you have much higher temperatures in your area in the spring/summer). Temperatures get almost below zero here sometimes in the winter, so its nice to have spring come!

Enough talk about weather now! Are you planning on getting SMG2 at all? I know you aren't excited about it, and neither am I now (in a way), but don't you think you should just give it a try? I know I'm gonna buy the game on the first day, just like I do for every Mario game now! I haven't gotten a chance to reserve it yet, though, so I'll have to see if that's happening for this one.

NIWA
Hi!

If you go down the left side of this page, you will find a thing that says NIWA. THere is a forums for it, and it's here: http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/

11:07, 1 May 2010 (EDT)

Trivia

 * I have more than 1873 edits on the Super Mario Wiki.
 * I have an account on all the wikis that are in NIWA.
 * I like pie.
 * I am the first newbie to be on the Top Ten stats of NIWA thingamabobber (or am i)
 * I hate cheese
 * I like scrub jays.
 * I made less then 100 of your Wario facts.
 * BabyWeegeeOnFire ( Talk ) was my first friend.
 * I like pie

Hmm
Since I can tell you're in LOVE with Wario (he's the only one you post about), I'd like for you to know that Wario is HOT!!! ;) --

wrong page i did last commet but

Wanna be friends?

daisyloves10

Blah
HI.

Enjoying your "break" from MARIO WIKI????

I hope you are.

15:54, 2 May 2010 (EDT)

ENd of the world
In here it says that the world is going to end in December 21, 2012 by Luigi and the USSR going into nuclear war. 17:43, 3 May 2010 (EDT)

LEAPIN LIZARDS!!
What in the world is that huge blob that appeared on your talkpage?!!!!

''' W A R I O W A Z H E R E!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWww!!!! If you separate all the letters... it spells "WARIO WAZ HERE!"!!!!

Run away from Wario! RUN!

Soooooooooooooo... In SMG2, I don't care about playing the Luma. Of course, its a lot better than moving a cursor around and collecting Star Bits for player 1. Waluigi riding on Luma would be awesome! If that were Wario in the game, though, the Luma would probably pass out within a few seconds. Wario is so fat, nothing could hold him up. Besides, who would even want to carry a big ball of fat like Wario?

Nintendo must have been with Wario when they came up with Yoshi's name. But like you said, only morons say that. Of course Wario is a moron, so that makes sense.

At least Yoshi's name isn't like the name Kass. That Kremling's name has a swear word right in it. You don't even have to add a letter to find it! Wario is probably so stupid, he doesn't even realize that there's a K in that name.

Nothing else to say!

This server is so slow. Maybe that's why I don't edit this wiki as much as I should, but whatever.
mini-rant about the spring

How can anyone like SPRING? Unlike Ms. IMPAT-ROLLER65, spring is a horrible season. It means no more rain for the rest of the year, and it gives sensitive people bronchitis. Otherwise, everyone gets allergies, stuffy nose, itchy nose, and a sneeze attack. That's all what spring does. Give allergies. Promote wheezing. Signify the beginning of a drought. And worse, the temperatures rise to 29 degrees Celsius. In other words, 84.2 degrees. That's bad enough. BUT IT GETS EVEN WORSE!!! In the summer, temperatures can and will rise to 35 degrees C, which is 95 in English standards. Oh yeah, unlike 65, most of here in this super-hot Mediterranean climate CHERISH the rain. It never snows here either, which just plain sucks.

The only redeeming part about spring is the arrival of the barn swallows, which is the beginning of the end of the school years. But allergies, high temperatures, dryness, wasps, and mosquitoes outweigh the benefits, sorry.

It sucks to live in Southern California. At least there are scrub jays and mockingbirds everywhere all year.

end of mini-rant

19:20, 3 May 2010 (EDT)

P.S. The disgustingly slow server in this wiki is really deterring me from editing a lot, which is really a bummer, because I want to contribute. Also, curse that random page button; it never takes me to a messed-up article.


 * ^I totally agree. Since I have tons of allergies, I cannot go outside without sneezing or my eyes watering. And even worse, this is the season for those disgusting bugs called crane flies. They look like flying spiders!! I always find these things in my bedroom flying around. Thank goodness that they disappear in Mid-May and my dog loves to eat them... Anyways, Wario has something to ask of you...--


 * Yeah, I agree with you that crane flies are pretty disgusting, but did you know that since they lack a proboscis, they cannot bite, or even eat? They're seemingly gone, right now. But still, I think they're disgusting, but I regret killing them, since they cannot eat or bite.


 * I hate spring because of the CST testing. Not because it's hard or pumped. It's because I have to sit there for 4 HOURS in that prison aka school!


 * At least in the summer, I get to drink some Coke. I'm addicted to that stuff, even though there's something like 65 grams of sugar in one bottle. But I HATE MOSQUITOES!!! I HATE THEM WITH ALL MY HATING MIGHT!! AND THE TEMPERATURES!! (but at least we have the A/C)


 * No, I won't keep Wario's secret. I'll spread it. Even though I want to be considered faithful and truthful, I just want to make fun of that smelly puppet of fat.

http://www.livingwaterspray.com/IMAGES/320px-Crane_fly_halteres.jpg lgm

Awwwwww!!!! So cute! How can anyone hate this adorable thing, but still likes Wario?


 * Ew.


 * UGH! Such disgusting creatures. My dad says not to kill them because they eat mosquitoes and spiders.--


 * Well, according to the field guide made by the Audubon society, it said it cannot eat or bite due to the lack of a proboscis.

Gamefreak75, your dad is WRONG! Next time, catch a crane fly and show its face to your dad. I don't see any mouth!

Don't kill them anyway. What have they done to you? They are harmless like Baby Luigi's nose (unless it sneezes). -RightyRedLuigi


 * I'm so evil that I'm jumping into your conversation!!! MUWAHAHAHA! *cough*




 * BTW Spring is still awesome! (But not mosquitoes)


 * This is why i like living in northern US. 18:36, 4 May 2010 (EDT)


 * Spring is only awesome if you like droughts and allergies. 22:28, 4 May 2010 (EDT)


 * Well, Baby Luigi has powers of ice, so he hates spring. He also terrified of Crane Flies, Ladybugs, Barn Swallows, Spiders, birds, Mosquitoes, and some more that would fill up the entire page.


 * Translation? This means I don't like Spring either. BABY LUIGI USED ICE BEAM! GARCHOMP GOT PWN'T!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!11!!

Hey BLOF
What's cuter, Wario's nose or Baby Luigi's butt?

You have to decide or else you're undecided.

 (This image was too large and it screwed up my talk page, so it had to be placed in a link -BLOF)

They look so strange when they are close-up!

I'm glad we get to see them in our backyard, mm-hmm?

23:24, 4 May 2010 (EDT)

Don't like that image? Huh. Here's a smaller one.

http://www.nps.gov/prsf/naturescience/images/black-phoebe.jpg

(What are you talking about, I have no soul *evil laughter is heard and background turns all fiery* *shocked expression on BabyLuigiOnFire's face* Baby Weegee's cookie for reference -BLOF)

It's from that same character who said "Everybody's a critic."

RYDE ON DA MAGEEC SKOOL BUSSSSSSSS!!!!

Hi
Hi!I never talked to you in a while(a very long while)!How are you doing?
 * Oh, if you're talking about my status, I was lazy to change it.I was just mad because they sent me a fake reminder, but it was removed so now I can go search for treasuries in my nos...I mean in Wario's Castle.

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Why don't you want to get SMG2??
 * Yoshi.......................T


 * They why did you get Mario Kart Wii and Yoshi's Island DS??


 * I didn't get Yoshi's Island DS; my sister did. And you're not required to play as Yoshi in Mario Kart Wii.


 * What about like Super Mario 64 DS, Mario Kart DS, New Super Mario Bros Wii, etc. They all have Yoshi in them. Almost all the games you own have yoshi in them. (Mario Kart DS has missions that require you to use Yoshi.) 09:06, 9 May 2010 (EDT)


 * PS: I bet that your sister is going to get Super Mario Galaxy 2.


 * Super Mario 64 DS had the gay man in it, and I hated using Yoshi for every moment I had. LGM even made him drown and fall from heights to die in Peach's Castle. Mario Kart DS was hell I HATED Mario Kart DS. New Mario Bros. Wii just gave my Bluey extra support so I don't lose my wonderous propeller.


 * PS LGM agrees with everything I throw about. She just got Yoshi's Island because of her favorite baby character, Baby Mario.

Wario has a rival
Hey!Did you know Wario has a rival?No, I'm not talking about Mario!It's a rival in fatness!See the MBES if you wanna know who is it!

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Hi there weggee!It's summer vacation today!I finished the final exams so now I can ru...euh...edit the wiki more!BWAHAHAHABONES!
 * I'm in the middle school, so summer vacation is early.Yes, I'm lucky!But June 17 is close, so, can you survive til then?

WHUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
Hey BLOF! Sorry I havent talkd 2 u 4 a wile. Anyway 2 thank u heres a userbox.

Gess wa? My baseball team has a curse (whoop dee doo). Although I did pitch 4 innings out of 5 and gave my team our first win. My soccer team is in 1st place. O yeah! I'm also gonna write 4 the shroom (under Fake News). Wish me luck! Bye. PS once i get some wiki projects will u help me w/ them. PSS Can u tell me how 2 make a welcome. PSSS I like pie.

School
Well, I do not hate school, I get tired of it sometimes.But trust me, I like this wiki better.In case you don't know, Wario...he...is in the hospital.

Long Time No See and SMG2 Youtube Videos
Hi!.

Just to tell you, I found out how to put youtube videos on my userpage. Check it out. The videos came from a retired user named Wayoshi, who, in fact, has a youtube account. I forgot what's his name on youtube, but you will find out in his talk page.

- 19:57, 4 June 2010 (EDT)


 * @KS3:His YouTube name is WayoshiM, IIRC. @BLOF: You lucky you have someone to Co-Star with, my sisters give less than a crap. Co-Starring makes the Grandmaster Galaxy 10x easier. Oh, and some random user keeps posting on your talk page at Kirby Wikia, so you should see who it is. --


 * Yeah, at least my sister wants to play. She can defeat enemies for me, collect 1-Ups, and basically make my life easier. I'm very grateful.


 * RE Wikia: I haven't visited there in quite a while. I feel pretty bad. :( I would like to join WiiKirby too, but I worry if I won't be active there either.

UPDATE: Yeah, I've seen that ugly Yoshi..er...WayoshiM on GameFAQS as well.


 * Gamefreak, I know that. I can tell him on his youtube account that ppl here are "making fun" of him. He's going to be back here looking at peoples talk page.


 * BWOF: Yoshi is not ugly, though I do consider Waluigi the worst character created by Nintendo.

13:36, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

PS: Note that Luigi is only gay in RPGs, and Kamek is gay in Platformers, and Waluigi is gay in all games.


 * If you really hate Waluigi that much, why don't you torture him or something? I made him really far behind in Moonview Highway once just by knocking him off the bridge with multiple stars. P.S. Luigi is like that in all games too, even though I like him.


 * Also, what BabyLuigiOnFire meant was that we made an extremely ugly-looking Yoshi in Spore and named it Wayoshi. Not that we hate Wayoshi, because we made ugly creatures representations for users that are at least Patrollers. Not that we hate them either. I hope BabyLuigiOnFire gets promoted so I can uglify her in Spore.

05:35, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

One more week of school.
June 18.

Arrggghhh! I hate school. The only words the kids there know are, well, vulgar words. Lucky 65! She's a patroller and she's out of school ALREADY!?? WAT.

-minirant

In school, gum is littered like pebbles all over the campus. There is usually fresh squishy chewed up gum underneath desks and on walls. No matter where you go, there is gum. Gum is like droppings: disgusting and everywhere. Unlike droppings, gum stays there while it hardens and all the dirt collects around it until it becomes a dark gray hill on the pavement. Yuck. At least droppings will eventually disappear.

And then, there is pen writing on the walls by those "cool" people who are likely to be bankrupt criminals or fast food workers.

The kids drop food everywhere on the campus. They drop a piece of pizza, they don't care. They think it's the janitor's job to clean things up; who are they fooling? They have just created a ring-billed gull, house sparrow, and american crow buffet. Those poor birds have enough food to find. Throwing away half-eaten pizzas and full food containers is a great thing to do when the rest of the world is starving. Way to go, adolescents. Yet you guys still participate in canned food drives just so you can get extra credit or that other crap. Hypocrites.

Since when has cussing become so "cool"? Cussing isn't cool; it's dumb and dirty. Why can't I go just ONE day without cussing. I think a mute button for this school is going to be a big help.

Bottom line: School is torture. A lot of the teachers are nice. But that's because they are mature adults that actually cared about their education and property when they were in school.

-end of minirant

I love to rant, right?

03:41, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

SSB
I don't know what you're on to, but I own the game and play it very often. What are you talking about. --


 * I wrongly assumed, sorry. Judging by the fact that you said hammers do lose their hammerheads and that shells can be stepped on this game kind, I assumed you think Super Smash Bros. has the same item mechanics as Super Smash Bros. Melee. I checked your userpage and you didn't say you played the game either, so that's why I wrongly assumed.

Assume = Making an ass between you and me. No, I didn't make it up. My brother did. Just something on how bad assuming can be