User:Doc von Schmeltwick

"I STEP IN poo-poo!"

- King K. Rool

Status:Left leg may be permanently ruined, keeps buckling, can't support my own weight.

Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined in 2017! I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. I currently am 19 years of age. I am also a spriter, my TSR thread for some of my posted sprites can be found here :3.

I obviously don't know how to format this page in a fun way.

User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects

Pages I've Created (that are still around, by time)

 * Tadpole (enemy)
 * Futamogu
 * Mizuuo
 * Hidama
 * Seeing-Eye Door
 * Denki/Electric Lamp
 * Spark (Wario Land 3)
 * Nobiiru
 * Chestnut
 * Cactus Slime
 * Bird (Mario's Time Machine)
 * Laser Grid
 * Bōtsu (through technicality; page existed, but instead described Hawk Fire, which I officially created.)
 * Batto Shuruken
 * Big
 * Mister Koopa's Neighborhood (known to some as Hades, Hell, the Infernum, the Netherworld, the Netherlands, Holland, et cetera...)
 * List of Wario Land 3 pre-release and unused content
 * Bat (Super Mario Galaxy)
 * Topper (rescued from stub)
 * Mechawiggler
 * Broodals
 * Tropical Wiggler
 * Maw-Ray
 * Goombette (The Super Mario Odyssey info was initially put in by me, so I consider it my own.)
 * Bubblainian
 * Gushen
 * Mollusque-Lanceur
 * Dark Side

Pages I've Saved (may not be complete)

 * Spiny Egg
 * Topper

Categories I've Created (alphabetical)
I like taxonomy, what can I say?
 * Category:Ants
 * Category:Apples
 * Category:Bananas
 * Category:Bears
 * Category:Beetles
 * Category:Bivalves
 * Category:Bovines
 * Category:Bumpties
 * Category:Carnivorous Plants
 * Category:Cephalopods
 * Category:Chickens
 * Category:Coconuts
 * Category:Corvids
 * Category:Crocodilians
 * Category:Dolphins and whales
 * Category:Donkey Kong 3 Enemies
 * Category:Elephants
 * Category:Flies
 * Category:Gastropods
 * Category:Goonies
 * Category:Hawgs
 * Category:Leaves
 * Category:Legumes
 * Category:Lizards
 * Category:Perfect Edition of the Great Mario Character Encyclopedia Images
 * Category:Platforms
 * Category:Pterosaurs
 * Category:Melons
 * Category:Moles
 * Category:Mummies
 * Category:Nuts
 * Category:Owls
 * Category:Parasites
 * Category:Parrots
 * Category:Pinnipeds
 * Category:Pufferfish
 * Category:Rabbids
 * Category:Raptors
 * Category:Rocs
 * Category:Root Vegetables
 * Category:Skeletons
 * Category:Snowmen
 * Category:Spikes
 * Category:Tuckses
 * Category:Turtles
 * Category:The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Characters
 * Category:Ungulates
 * Category:Vampires
 * Category:Vultures
 * Category:Waterfowl
 * Category:Yoshi's Story Species

Abysmal Enemies
(This is under construction heeyah)

Spike Bass
This guy is huge, fast, spiky, and he jumps. Worst of all, he gave his attack pattern to the awesome Porcupuffer enemy!

BirdBirds.PNG
Please leave me alone.

Blue TwirlerBlue Twirler.png
Even among Luigi's Mansion ghosts, this one gets my ire for being super strong, and often deliberately pulling you into the range of other ghosts' attacks.

Wind SpiritSMS Wind Spirit.png
Need I say more?

Wizzerd and friendsWizzered.PNG
Can you say "overpowered?" You can get rid of them with Flurrie, but most people don't use Flurrie ever so they wouldn't know. Also you don't get EXP that way.

Worst species Nintendo has ever come up with

 * 1) Koroks: The absolute ugliest thing I can think of. Kikwis, Kokiri, and Deku were better. Especially Kikwis, they were cute unlike these uncanny valley monstrosities
 * 2) Bucculus (is that a pun on Succubus? Well, I suppose it is a T-rated game.)
 * 3) Whatever that pineapple thing the Glitz Pit news reporter was.
 * 4) Dugtrio