List of Paper Mario: The Origami King quotes

This is a list of quotes spoken by the characters from the game Paper Mario: The Origami King.

Bob-omb

 * "Me? Well... I'm Bob-omb."
 * "You know that memory-loss thing? What's it called... Ambrosia? Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic? Whatever you call it, I've got it—big time."
 * " My name is not Bombert. I am Bob-omb!"

Bowser

 * "I know what you're going to do to my minion, so CUT IT OUT!!!"
 * "Do you know who I am!?"
 * "Nooo! It's like pulling a bandage off halfway!" (After canceling pulling Bowser)

Bowser Jr.

 * "Ta-daa! How do I look?"

Captain T. Ode

 * "Ah, the sea chart. And the Great Sea herself... Yes, everything is coming back to me... In this moment...I am as a bird in a cage. I yearn to sail free at the helm of my Marino, underneath the great cresting waves. I shall require the sea chart, as well as my noble vessel. Make it so!"

Colored Pencils

 * "Feast your eyes upon my art-senal! Twelve colored pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!"

Kamek

 * "You may have heard of me. I am known as Kamek!"

King Olly

 * "Oh, and by the way...I am no longer your brother Olly. I am KING OLLY! By the time I am done, all of those miserable Toads will be folded... reborn as loyal Folded Soldiers--serving me! And I shall fold, crease, and bend the entire paper world to my whim... The birth of a new origami kingdom!"
 * "So what do you say? Will you volunteer your paper body to the cause?"
 * "Ah, I expected nothing less. And to be honest, I wouldn't have it any other way." (After saying no)
 * "Oh really? You expect me to fall for such a simple trick?!" (After saying yes)
 * ''"Why couldn't Mario have simply left you in that wall where I put you..."

Koopa Troopa

 * ''"We'd go try to stop him, but, y'know... We're Koopa Troopas. What are we gonna do? Walk into him slowly?"

Goomba

 * ''"We're the front line! That's proof that we're Lord Bowser's favorites. We always give 110 percent."

Hammer Bro

 * ''"You did it, man! First paper to ever defeat scissors. They're gonna write a book about it, and then a movie that everyone will hate."

Hole Punch

 * ''"Lady, I couldn't stop groovin' now if I wanted to. So I guess we're gonna have to... FACE. OFF."

Oarsman

 * “I'm the single-oar sculler fer the Autumn Mountain downriver tour! I was folded fer way too long... Went a bit bananas.”

Ol' Grandsappy

 * ''"I've hardly got the hardwoods to speak, let alone learn you some manners... *hack*"
 * ''"If you can find a way to restore my energy, I may just let you two leave this place."
 * "Ach! Ptooey! Nope. That ain't it." (After giving Ol' Grandsappy the Shriveled Seed)
 * "It's doin' something! Watch out now!" (After giving Ol' Grandsappy the Soul Seed)
 * ''"That little seed was all it took. Tightened up my timbers and put the funk back in my trunk. I'm young again!"

Olivia

 * ''"It's cramped and dark...almost like I'm in between dimensions or something"
 * "That...that sounded good! Are your arms all big and foldy now?" (After using first Magic Circle)
 * "Oh, was I just stuck in that wall?" (After freeing Olivia)
 * "Save complete, huh? Guess that means your adventure up to this point has been saved! Phew!" (After hitting the first Save Block)
 * ''"Everything here is made of paper, of course, so every little bit of confetti is like a tiny piece of our world."
 * "I'm going to stop you, Brother. As your sister, it's my duty..."
 * "It's eating it?!"

Princess Peach

 * "How good to see you…"
 * "Shouldn't the Mushroom Kingdom... unfold? And be refolded unto glory?" (first question)
 * "And what of those... Toads? Shouldn't they be silenced... for all of eternity?" (second question)
 * "Will you crease yourself and be reborn, just like me?" (third question)
 * "Wrong answer. Right answer. It matters not. All your responses are all paper thin."
 * "Goodbye..."
 * ''"Why are you still so...flat?"
 * ''"Why haven't you joined me in folded glory..."

Professor Toad

 * "Well, all things considered, it could have been wors-Wait! Who are you? I've never seen anything LIKE you. Are you one of the Ancient Ones? Tell me!"

Luigi

 * ''"Isn't this great, Bro? Back on the road again and heading to some kind of festival!"
 * ''"...Where is everybody? You don't think we missed it, do you?"
 * ''"OK...I'm just gonna take a deep breath and go find the key to this door. That's what you'd do, right?"

Rubber Band

 * ''"The star of the show isn't Mario, you uncultured HACKS! The real superstar...is MEEE!"

Scissors

 * ''"It was fun while it lasted...but your feeble attacks have grown tiresome. Let's CUT to the climax!"

Snifit

 * ''"It's not fair! I can't be paying people out—I'll go outta business!"

Tape

 * ''"HEY! I'm not tacky! I'm STICKY! DAT'S IT! Ya want a piece of me? Well, you're gonna get it!"