List of Mario is Missing! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario is Missing. They are listed by character.

Bowser

 * "So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..."
 * "D'oh! That was the only copy too!"
 * "Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..."

Curator

 * "Sorry, sir, but we're closed. Kleptomaniacal Koopas seem to have gotten clean away with King Kong."
 * "There's a reward being offered and as soon as we recover what we have lost, we will reopen the Empire State Building."

Koopalings

 * "Hi Luigi. We figured you'd be coming by. Pity your never going to see your brother again. I don't even know which door leads to Mario."
 * "Nice try, plunger puss, but only fire can hurt me."
 * ''"I see the dumber plumber. Bro is missing? What a bummer."
 * ''"Luigi buddy old pal you know ive been on youre side all along really dont burn your self with that fire flower old pal hahaha."

Luigi

 * "I'm practically a popsicle, Mario. Are we there yet?"
 * "The Brooklyn what???"
 * "Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple..."
 * "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile."
 * "And remember, don't take candy from strangers."
 * "Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!"
 * ''"Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle."
 * "You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall."
 * "Sayonara, fly breath!"
 * "I got the key, now Mario goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice."
 * "Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!"

Mario

 * "Come on, 'bro, you're dragging."
 * "We're there. All I can see are turtle tracks. Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two."
 * "I'm going in, 'bro. Those krazy Koopas must be stopped or all this will soon be puddles!"

Narration

 * "Somewhere deep in the frozen expanse of the South Pole..."
 * "...Bowser's brand new castle looms large. Deep within, the chief Koopa hunches in his room of gloom, plugging in high-powered hairdryers."
 * "Soon he will throw the main switch, melting snowballs from Stockholm to Sacramento. Thousands of penguins will be left homeless, while well-padded Polar bears overheat."
 * "Hope is running thin down here where the ice runs thick!"
 * "But wait! It's those stouthearted pipefitters from New York! This is a ray of hope!"
 * "Can Mario persuade him to stay? The weatherman predicts record high temperatures in the South Pole without those two!"
 * "Good advice."