User:Beecanoe

'''Dry Bowser blew up this userpage but left the User Kart and Userboxes cause he likes those. Actually, I told him to because I wanted to remake my ENTIRE userpage from scratch.'''

User Mario Kart
Fuzzipede27 did user bestiary, Zero777 did the user brawl. Now I bring you the latest, user Mario Kart! This is where I put the name of a user down along with their Special Item/attack, weight, and kart. I'll only put myself,my friends, and a few popular users on this list for now (Those users can tell me if I should change their stats), but feel free to post a request. The only thing I ask is to put the stats down with the request. Oh yeah, and the last thing. Put down if you're a default or unlockable character, and if you're unlockable, put how.

Beecanoe

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Summons Dry Bowser to kick racers' butts!
 * Kart:Banisher
 * Status:Default

BabyLuigiOnFire

 * Weight Class:Light
 * Special:Explodes
 * Kart:Wario Car
 * Status:Default

Fawfulfury65

 * Weight Class::Light
 * Special:Becomes Dark Fawful and destroys everyone, making them tiny for a whole entire lap!
 * Kart:A kart that resembles Fawful's helmet
 * Status:Unlocked by completing the Mushroom Cup on Mirror

GalacticPetey

 * Weight Class:Heavy
 * Special:FIRES HIS LAZAAAAAR!
 * Kart:Pirahna Prowler
 * Status:Default

Fuzzipede27

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Summons over 9000 fuzzipedes to blind everyone on the course and uses a dash pepper.
 * Kart:An upsidedown Luigi Wing cap
 * Status:Unlocked by beating Leaf Cup on 100cc.

Zero777

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Cybernetic Laser Vision
 * Kart:Shooting Star
 * Status:Unlocked by beating everything in the game plus some hacking

Dry Paratroopa

 * Weight Class:Light
 * Special:I'll have to ask on this one
 * Kart:A cross between the Banisher from MKDS and the Para Wing from MKDD
 * Status:Unlocked by clearing all cups with Beecanoe

MATEOELBACAN

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Giga Laser Beam
 * Kart:Turbo Yoshi
 * Status:Default

Mr bones

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Becomes a bat and bites every car's wheel
 * Kart:Vampire BWAHAHABONSER
 * Status:Unlocked by completing all cups with all default characters

Highly recommended websites

 * addictinggames.com
 * mofunzone.com
 * instantsfun.es
 * sonic.wikia.com (only for the few Sonic fans on this wiki)
 * ign.com
 * notdoppler.com (only because the game Dust is on there)
 * 1980-games.com
 * stickpage.com
 * aqworlds.com
 * icanhascheezburger.com/failblog.org (either one will get you there)

Funny uses of over 9000
Seriously, if these don't make you want to watch this video on youtube, I don't know what will. Toad:"How much do these pants cost?" Clerk:"It's over 9000!!!" Mario:What does-a the scouter say about this guy's-a power level? Random Toad:IT'S OVER 9000!!! Beecanoe:How many edits does she have? My god, IT'S OVER 9000!!! Beecanoe:What's the power level of Godzilla's LAZORS? GalacticPetey:It's OVER 9000!!! Wario:What does the number on the scale say? Waluigi:IT'S OVER 9000!!! Toadsworth:I daresay, how many times has Mario beat this gallumping beast? Toadbert:IT'S OVER 9000!!! Random user:How many of these OVER 9000 jokes can you make? Beecanoe:OVER 9000!!!
 * When a Toad is in the Shine Rank shop in M&L:BIS
 * When Mario fights Dry Bowser
 * When Beecanoe sees FawfulFury65's userpage
 * When Beecanoe asks GalacticPetey about Godzilla
 * When Wario stands on the scale but can't see the number and asks Waluigi
 * When Toadsworth and Toadbert watch Mario kick Bowser's cheeks
 * When a random user asks Beecanoe how many times he could make OVER 9000 jokes\

My Friends (In Order)

 * Dry Paratroopa
 * MATEOELBACAN
 * Fawfulfury65
 * Mr bones

Default

 * Toad
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Peach
 * Baby Luigi
 * Koopa Paratroopa

Unlockable

 * Toadette
 * Dry Bones
 * Baby Daisy
 * Shy Guy
 * Baby DK
 * Blooper

Default

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Peach
 * Yoshi
 * Daisy
 * Birdo

Unlockable

 * Diddy Kong
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Boo
 * Kamek
 * Monty Mole
 * Sonic (Yeah, really. By the time a game like this is made, Sonic will probably be a Mario character.)

Default

 * Bowser
 * Donkey Kong
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * King Boo
 * Funky Kong

Unlockable

 * Rosalina
 * Petey Pirahna
 * Dry Bowser
 * King K. Rool
 * Wiggler
 * Lubba