User:MCD

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Hello, welcome to my epic user page. Look at my userboxes and please talk to me on my talk page.

I'll mostly be editing stuff about WarioWare D.I.Y., because I know a lot about that game and I'm from England.

Articles I Have Created
1. Sky-Scrape

2. Home Stretch

3. Snow Fall

Mario Plushes I Have
I collect them, BTW.


 * Racoon Mario
 * Luigi
 * Wario
 * Princess Peach
 * Bowser
 * Toad
 * Yoshi
 * Donkey Kong
 * Diddy Kong
 * Petey Piranha
 * Goomba
 * Paragoomba
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Shy Guy
 * Mega Mushroom

Random Story
Once upon a time, a man died. But that's about 3 other stories and 18 novels by Agatha Christie, so I won't go into that. Anyway, once upon some other time, the Kool-Aid...thing...punched Mario in the face. Mario got angry and sued him and later he was arrested because off hiss speeling mistaiks (Kool-Aid weirdo, not Mario). Then, after letting that...thingy...clot (Yes, clot) in jail, Mario blew up Texas and half of Arkansas. Or was that Mewtwo?

Mario immediately remembered the fact that doing that was illegal, and in New York anything that is illegal is most certainly illegal. So Mario started running from the long metaphorical eye of the law. He packed the bare essentials into his suitcase: Luigi, a plush Yoshi toy that he found impaled on a dog kennel, his brain and pancreas, and most importantly, 18000 tennis balls (Well, Camelot may eventually make a sequel...). In fact, Mario packed 17999 tennis balls. So shoot me.

Soon, however, Mario was getting bored. Princess Peach, Yoshi and about all of the other Mario series characters were following him and he was still too small and fat to ride that really big, fun rollercoaster. "Ha-ha!" I said while writing this, in fashion of established bully Nelson Muntz. But then a Shy Guy pointed out that Sea World was a fun place to go and just across the road. Mario killed the Shy Guy, crushed him into an irregular dodecahedron and gave him as a Epiphany present to some n00bish child.

Mario then made a breakthrough discovery that he was praised for by some passers by, the car from Back to the Future that couldn't even talk and a suicidal guy jumping off a plane: SEA WORLD!!!! They went to SEA WORLD!!!!, saw some sharks, fed Toad to them, and then went away after robbing the gift shop and burning it to the firey depths of h...some fiery place. However, one thing was wrong-where was Mario?

Mario lay on the cold, wet floor while many people poked him with sticks and threw objects, such as shoes, and sandwiches, or even shoe sandwiches, at him. Soon lights dimmed, and many strange noises came from all directions. Mario was laying on the floor at SEA WORLD!!!!. He fell over and was too fat to get up. Mario finally lost the rest of those n00bs, except Luigi, who was still held at ransom, squashed in his suitcase. Mario was helped up by a massive earthquake and two very fat men going up and kicking him. This earthquake also helped electric eels to attach to his face.

Meanwhile, Yoshi led the n00bs to a river, where a Nep-Enut proceeded to eat them. LOL. Epic fail.

Back with Mario, he decided to go to Maryland and start working. He freed Luigi. He then made Luigi his secretary, receptionist, scapegoat, and wife, and both lived under secret aliases. Luigi was Catwoman and Mario was Nelson Mandela. Mario finally found a job. He worked at Wal-Mart, stacking shelves with some guy called Andrew. His manager, strangely, was a webcam shaped like a goat eating some guy's backside. I'm not sure if they actually make those webcams, but trust me. And if they do, I WANT ONE!!!

However, soon the police came looking for Mario, because of an anonymous tip-off who caught Mario littering. Andrew, being more a Pokémon fan, gave Mario up to them. Mario opened up his suitcase and killed everyone else with all of those tennis balls. Even the manager.

After collecting the balls, Mario found that he inherited the Wal-Mart store. He hired Luigi (Catwoman), his wife (?) of -0.99849281 years. He also employed 18 people called David, one insisting that his name was Daniel. Mario gave the store to 'Daniel' and retired at the age of ????. He then went to live in Hollywood in a cardboard box with a flushing toilet,private police department and windows drawn on with crayon, for a small rent of 14000000000 Dollars and 87 Euros.

But Daniel blew up the store which killed everyone except himself. He was later arrested by the police for mocking the Kool-Aid guy, and for being English. Mario later went on to meet some celebrities, before burning them and using them as fossil fuels.

Yoshi and the n00bs spent 18 days inside the Nep-Enut, before exiting via the you-know-what. YOU know what I'm talking about...

Mario soon got bored of the Earth, so he went back to the Mario universe, taking the n00bs and Luigi with him. The blast from the teleporter brought up a little bit of dust, and some police officers died of a chesty cough. Mario was now wanted for one crime-letting his pet cow sleep in a bathtub in Arizona. Tut tut (Honestly, does America's law system do drugs?).

Back in the Mario universe, things were not much better. So Mario decided to go kill Bowser. And he did. With a notepad bought at a souvenir shop in Panama. But, because Mario could do it, Bowser's dead corpse posthumously decided to try again, and was recovered fully apart from the kidney stone that had randomly slipped into his pancreas.

Meanwhile, Luigi sent an email to Yoshi claiming he was a Nigerian general with Over 9000 pounds to put into his bank account, and if he wanted to get it he must send him his bank account details and passwords, and Luigi soon was able to access Waluigi's. Waluigi was completely aware of this and decided to seal his bank account with some glue. Then, Luigi was cut off and arrested by Viacom for some stupid reason...look, this is getting boring now...do you think I want to be doing this in the middle of the night; DO YA, PUNK?

Okay, thanks to you my blood pressure went way over 2, so the doctor has advised me not to get angry. Look at me! I'm happy! La-di-dah-di-dah...

Anyway, back to the story, Bowser tried to kill Mario by throwing the randomly placed, aforementioned pancreas kidney stone, but Bowser ended up ripping himself apart. Yes, this is a child-friendly story. So let's say Bowser got hurt.

Mario, after convincing Nintendo to change the age on Mario's Early Years to 16+ (because that is one scary game), left Bowser's Castle, and blew it up.

Meanwhile, Bowser Jr. died in Hyrule. Then Link kicked him, laughed hysterically and choked to death. The King immediately launched a nuke straight towards the Mushroom Kingdom, but it fell back on Hyrule. All of Hyrule was blown up and Nintendo had to make Zelda Wii a clip montage of all the other games.

Luigi wnet to ask Yoshi about Waluigi's bank account. Strangely, the day before, Luigi's bank account was drained completely dry, and then he lost all his money. His bank account was full of a new drink he called 'Luigi's Super Death Drink' - a mix of Kool-Aid, coca cola, tomato ketchup, blood, sweat, cider and Red Bull. Luigi met Yoshi and saw that Yoshi had suddenly became rich, and was selling the death drink thing to many weirdos. Then there were a lot of dead people in the direction they were walking to, and many of them died as soon as they got there. Why else do you think he called it the death drink?

Luigi also saw that Yoshi now lived in a gigantic mansion, with a pet Chain Chomp called Geoff. He was wearing a coat made of gold. Luigi got really angry and killed the line of people by releasing Geoff, who proceeded to eat them. Yoshi then lost all his money and it was returned to Luigi. Yoshi then lived on the street in a box.

TO BE CONTINUED

By Jordan