User talk:Mario/Archive 9

You DO NOT have new messages  ( sixth change ).   This Article is a Featured Article!!  ''It represents the best of the worst that the has produced. If there are any stinking edits that may improve the article's crappiness even further, don't make them.'' 

If you are wondering where my talk page went, well, it's archived a second time. The reason I archived it so early is that KS3 and DaisyRox02 extended my page so long my laptop exploded trying to load this page. If you want to post new messages or something, type here instead, not my talk page archives. You know, I have a tied hungry Chain Chomp in my archived talk page and placed a crushy ceiling thingy with spikes on the second talk page archive, so, yeah, don't mess around in those pages. ☺

The only rule in my talk page is to use your common sense. Try not to curse, spam, etc. If you do, I'll assume that you are Wario and things are going to be pretty. FOR ME. And insulting and torturing Wario is highly encouraged here. Go CRAZY!!!

Oh, and one more thing, I'm a female, so I hope that people who know me refer to me as a ♀

Hey!!
Don't just take it out on me and KS3. Blame it on Fawfulfury65, too! She's the one who vandalized you're page with Wario!! As a matter of fact, Wario is also responsible!! That's right, YOUR HUSBAND is responsible for destroying yout page!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAACHOKES.

---Sgt.Boo said Wario a crap load of times, and Blof and some other ppl put fake warnings and stuff on it, too.*angry grunt*

LUCKY!!! It takes an hour if we drive to the beach! And that's to Ventura. I hate the beach, though. Mainly cause I get sand in my bathing suit. I wore a takini once and it was pure HELL. And when I went to camp CIMI the same thing happened but not as bad. And most recently we went to the lake and I was just chilling and sand got in my bathing suit AGAIN!!!

I wish I lived near the beach. It wouldn't be as hot. Well, gtg. Cya Monday cuz my cousins are coming over tomorrow at two.

I'm bored.
Hey, we had a sad assembly today. I know, a SAD asembly, who knew?! It was called Rachel's Challenge. Tell me if you've heard about it. But some guys started crying it was so sad. I was one of the only ppl who didn't cry or even tear up. But it was really super sad because a bunch of teens died and one teacher did. I was on Wikipedia and found out during that event there was a girl with the same name as me amd a guy with the same name as Sgt.Boo and they both died. So, yeah. And there were a bunch of rumors thet said the guys who killed them all asked the girl Rachel if she believed in God and when she said yes, they shot her. Sad story. And it's full of racism, too, geez...

I completely agree. But the stupid asembly was kinda annoying and I guess I can call myself harsh cause I didn't cry, but whatever. And the gunmen comitted suicide like wimps, why didn't they just act like real men and give themselves up to the swat team? And the "Do you believe in God?" thing was just a rumor passed around. I saw that on Wikipedia. Anyways, the day that happened was also the day Sgt.Boo was born! I'm scared now because that is Hitler's birthday.

TOO MUCH SAD STUFF! Let's talk about Wario. Did you know he gained 30000000 pounds this week? Oh, wait that was a typo. He gained that much TODAY!

Yoctosecond. People make such funny words these days. There's zeptosecond which I know is a billionth of a second. Everyone knows about milliseconds or however the heck you spell it. I have trouble spelling some words. I got my progress report today! All B+'s exept for Beginner Band and Science. Science is an A- and Band is an A. W00T I've got good grades!

NOOO I have to scrub my stupid pool tomorrow or sunday and have homework!! Whatever. I'll wait until my mom asks me. I was just reading the crane fly section of BLOF's talk archive and realized something. I don't get mosquitoes where I live. I only see crane flys. Here's a list of things that make me automatically hate ppl:


 * If they call crane flies mosquitoes or daddy long legs
 * If they say my hair is black(it's really dark brown)
 * If they are surprised I'm Chinese(my last name makes it completely obvious)
 * If they have blue or green eyes(jelousy)

Yeah. Well, I don't HATE people with blue or green eyes. It just makes me want their eyes. I hate having brown eyes. They're so common it's not even funny.

One of my friends has AWESOME eyes. She's dark-skinned, like me, but her eyes are like, hazel. It's so pretty. Some of my traits are chinese, too. But for me, they're mostly Puerto Rican. And I'm short, so I'm mad now. Because when I was in fourth grade, I was taller than most people. And now, people are mostly taller than me. But I have some tiny friends :D

A question
How do you get the new message (last change) thing? And you're a lefty too! Woohoo for lefties! I almost typed in kefries. :P So wanna be friends or something?

Now listen up, here's a story, about a guy who lived in a blue world...

The poop right above was typed in from the one and only GamingGal9's stupid Acer with only 2 GB left.

Oh...
It's ok. SPORE is so fun. I play it at my neighbor's house. The Grox are annoying... And if you wanna link a YT video to one of them, how would you do that? Sorreh I'm being a butt.

HEY! You're BabyWeegeeOnFire's sister, correct? Wazzup? I'm one of babyweegee's best friends! Whats her name anyway? She never told me.

Stupid New Header OF DEATH
You know what's kinda scary to me? You're part Chinese and you're last name starts with a Y. I can't think of a non-Chinese sounding last name that starts with a Y which makes me wonder if our last names rhyme. Because my last name is absolutely Chinese and it starts with a W. I'm scared. But you don't have to say your last name, though. Neither will I. You can keep your privacy to yourself and I can keep my privacy to myself.

The only Chinese-sounding last name that starts with a Y that I can think of is Yang. SO ANNOYING THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!

Oh, sorry I didn't get to you earlier. I was in Seacliff at the beach. Two of my dad's friends were with us. And my brother was losing his temper fast at our six-year old friend. We were digging close to the shore because we noticed if you dig where the sand is wet a pond forms. So we were digging and we made little staits into two seperate lakes and water was escaping the lake so we made levis. But the girl was "playing with us" and started splashing around in our lakes and destroying the levis. She started throwing sand at my brother, but thankfully my mom, her mom, and her 17 year old sister came and I told on her.

I had fun exept when I was boogie boarding I kept wiping out and got sand in my mouth and nose, but not my bathing suit because I wore a wet suit. YESSS!!!

And unlike you, it took me an hour and a half to get there.

Yup, I have AC. Sgt.Boo's going to Catalina for camp the week after next. I'm gonna be SAD. Good thing he's not going to camp on the Queen Mary. That would be so scary! So yeah, he's gonna go on a luxury bus to long beach for about an hour and a half and then take a REALLY long boat ride. I went last year. There was a group of like, eighth graders that were so mean, we thought they TP'd one of our cabins. So yeah.

Oh yeah! Was there lightning where you live? There was for me yestersay and it was raining!!

You have? Did you go to Fox Landing? That's where me, my older sister(who went six years ago), and Sgt.Boo are and were. I remember coming back on the boat(after a three hour ride) and seeing they put a halloween pumpking banner in front of the Queen Mary!

More questions: Did you have partners? If you did, were you partners with BLOF? I thought it was bummier than I expected it to be, but it's CAMP, what do you expect! But CIMI was awesome!

Ohhhhhh. We go with our entire sixth grade and stay there for five days and have a partner that you can't stray away from or else you will be watching everyone play. That never happened with my partner exept she annoyed the crap out of me.

Maintenance
Hey LGM! I'd just like to let you know that it is better for the server to have no enters after titles or spaces after the "==" in the title, it just adds unnecessary space to the article and unnecessary server stress to the server. Try not to add those spaces, thx!

Sprite
Just wondering but, did you make the sprite of your self on your profile-thing on your user page by yourself? User:Blitzzy/sig

Oh, so that's why it makes it blue. Sorry 'bout that. Bli t  zzy 

Friend Request
Wanna be my friend LeftyGreenMario.--User:UltraMario3000

Hey!Waita second!There's a glitch on this talk page.My message I just sent you is blue and the link to my userpage won't work!--User:UltraMario3000

Woops!The link works but my message is still blue.!--User:UltraMario3000

Well thanks.But do ya think you can fix my message and make it not blue.--User:UltraMario3000

Well, I'll attempt. 04:07, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Wow, right after I typed, the message fixed up again. Never mind. Darned preview.

BOO!

Sorry, that was tempting. 04:07, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for fixing it.--User:UltraMario3000

Hi!:D--User:UltraMario3000

Want me to makes some sprites of you?--User:UltraMario3000

Hey!--User:UltraMario3000

Heres your present!--User:UltraMario3000

Heres my userbox:

Yo!
Hello, I see you're online.(Obviously or you couldn't check this) So yeah, what DR02 told u is true. I am going to Katalina Izland. I hope you realise Catalina is spelled with a C and island has an s, not a z. So yeah. Yeah. YeeEeaaah. Oh, yeah, you haunted my dreams last night. I dunno why. I guess you have some evil problem, like your sister, but let's not go there...

BYEE

Lol. I can't say I doubted you had evil problems. Because, you see, I do too. Apparently I always haun't my friend's dreams. But most of the time I die. WAAH. Yeah, so once I was playing MW2, and these guys were making fun of my friend saying he's a 5-year-old wearing Spiderman pajamas and I said I LIKE SPIDAHMAAAN>>>>>>U <- I didn't say that, but you get the picture.

Sorry I left so abrubtlee adructly abruptly yesterday. Yeah, in some ways, I understand why you wanna kill Yoshi with an RPG-7. But I'll beat you to it, with an AK-47! Bwahahahaaa! So I'm gonna send you and ur sister a userbox supporting the idea of Super Princess Waluigi.

Here you go! Enjoy!

PS If you claim I'm Wario's twin brother, and DR02 is married to him... :O!!!! I don't even wanna go there. If I could, I'd upload a pic of a M16 with a pic of Daisy next to it. BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!11!!!!11!

AGAIN

Well, I would call you Wario's mother, but.... I hope you get it. Now, here's some basic guns from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

AR's

M4A1: unlocked rank 4 Private First Class

FAMAS: unlocked rank 1 Private

SCAR-H: unlocked rank 8 Specialist I

SMG's

UMP45: unlocked rank 1

MP5K: unlocked rank 4

Vector: unlocked rank ??? I b'got

P90: unlocked rank ??? I b'got

Mini-Uzi: unlocked rank 44 Major I

Oh yeah, there's a perk called Danger Close, and you unlock it at rank 33, AKA the longest rank ever: Command Sergeant Major II. BWAHAHAHA! Now you have no excuse to say you have no gun smarts >:D

View my userpage to see a SPAS-12 shotgun.

Quirky Quick Question
Hahaha, that was a alliteration title! Anyways, well, let me just start with the simple...

Hi.

...Now to my main goal, can you please check your forum account and please respond to it, as it is sort of important to me, and it is private, or else I would ask you right now.

...Sorry for being all random and out of nowhere, but I really just want to get some facts straight. I'm BMB, btw, and I should of said "nice to meet you" then that random statement. Well, please respond to that message, and I hope to see you around this wiki. And sorry for not really talking to you before, as I should of, but it is a pleasure to meet you!

This'll work!
http://a.imagehost.org/0363/Wunderwaffe-DG-2.jpg

Behold! The Wunderwaffe DG-2 from Call of Duty: World at War! It'll shock Wario!(No seriously. It fires lightning) Pronounced vunder-voff, the Nazis really tried to make this gun during WWII. Credit to callofduty.wikia.com for the info.

^OBSESSED!!!!!!!!! HE'S OBSESSED!!! The Wonderwaffle(I did that on purpose) will not do anything to Wario. It will feel like he rubbed his smelly socks across carpet and touched a doorknob. OUCH!!

Sorry to hear that...
I'm really sorry if I brought up a topic you didn't want to talk about. I can understand not being treated like a person, and that is why I always second guess myself and talk forever to do something big.

Well, if you don't want to read it, then that is up to you. If I am not a stalker, could it be possible if I sent it to you by e-mail? I think that is more private, and can be more efficient.