User:Lord Bowser

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I lack a third dimension. Jealous?

I love Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Super Paper Mario, and I'm pretty good at them, so if you need help with a certain puzzle, I'd be glad to help.

Other than Mario, I enjoy reading Harry Potter, the Percy Jackson series, and the Hunger Games. I also like playing games and apps on my Kindle.

My Userbox
Want my userbox? Here it is.

Pages I've created

 * Worn-Out
 * Shiny
 * Flashy
 * Big Shiny
 * Megaflash
 * Secret Door
 * Leaf (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)
 * Surfing Blooper
 * Ultra
 * Magnet Rod
 * Gallery:? Block
 * Fountain of Healing
 * D-1: Cold Case
 * D-2: Hit Rock Bottom
 * D-3: Across the Chasm
 * D-Boss: Chilly Ride
 * D-Bonus: Severe Infestation
 * E-4: Ambush Maneuver
 * Paranormal Chain
 * Mummy Greenie
 * 7

Total; 21

Edit Milestones and Important Events
(number of edits made; day/month) (important event - day/month)
 * 20; 1/23
 * 50; 1/24
 * 100; 2/2
 * First wiki name change; Kindle to Goomba - 2/16
 * 250; 2/20
 * Joined the Forum - 3/5
 * 500; 3/12
 * Joined Awards Committee - 3/20
 * Joined The 'Shroom - 3/30
 * 1,000; 4/10
 * First forum name change; Goombar to Mr. Game & Watch - 5/3
 * Second wiki name change; Goomba to Mr. Game & Watch - 5/19
 * 2,000; ???
 * 5,000; ???
 * 10,000; ???

Most edits in one day; 32 (1/24) Most active month; March (3 events, 1 edit milestone - 4 dates total)

Random fake interview of the month
Not unlike a certain 'Shroom section written by, I'll be doing my own fake interviews with random characters every month. This is my first one, made on May 26, and our guest will be none other than... Bowser!

After a bit of a struggle trying to convince him to join me for a while ("I'm busy trying to kidnap a princess here!"), I got the chance to speak to him for a while. Enough blabbing, let's get on with the show!

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Welcome, Lord Bowser! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Hey. Can this speed up a bit? I got a prin- someone at home that I need to watch... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Don't tell me; you have kids? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; You could say that... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Anywho, let's get started. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; What's your biggest dream in life? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Well, there is this one girl who I always admired and I wanted a nice, healthy relationship with her... but a certain plumber keeps getting in the way of things '''by trying to keep her away
 * from me AND SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING MY HOME, MY ARMY, AND MY POSSESIONS!

http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png breathes fire http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Woah woah woah, dude, don't burn the set! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Sorry, I just get... infuriated whenever I think of that guy... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Onto another question, for the sake of our lives! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; What's your favorite color, and why? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Reddish-orange, as it reminds me of the lava in my castle. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; L-lava? You live in a volcano or something? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; No, I live in a castle, and I use lava for defense. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Right... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Next question! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; What's your favorite kind of animal? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Turtles, it's pretty obvious why. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Yup, it is. Nice shell too! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Thank you! One of my minions waxes it daily. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png;  that poor minion...   So how'd you get the spikes then? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; You know about Spinies, right? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Mmhmm. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; I'm a separate subspecies of Koopa, but I'm distantly related to them. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Ah, nice. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Next question! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; What was the best thing that ever happened to you? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Probably when I got my hands on a Star Rod a few years ago. All that power it gave me... one of the greatest feelings you'll ever feel... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; ...I see... http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Final question! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; Falling into a black hole. Not exactly what you'd call "pleasant". http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Of course not, ha ha. http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; So, now that we're about to- http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/07/MarioHeadSSBB.png and http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/0c/PeachHeadSSBB.png burst in http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/07/MarioHeadSSBB.png; I've-a foiled you again, Bowser! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/0c/PeachHeadSSBB.png; Thank you Mario, I'm free now! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; ...what the hell just happened..? http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png turns red with rage http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png; 'MARIO! YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!' http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/0/05/BowserHeadSSBB.png breathes a stream of flames Off the air for about 3 minutes http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png runs up to the camera http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png; Uh, w-we're experiencing t-technical difficulties r-right now, j-join us next m-month f-for another f-fabulous interview! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/5/5a/GWHeadSSBB.png runs away while screaming like a little girl