User talk:Mario/Archive 9

You DO NOT have new messages  ( sixth change ).   This Article is a Featured Article!!  ''It represents the best of the worst that the has produced. If there are any stinking edits that may improve the article's crappiness even further, don't make them.'' 

If you are wondering where my talk page went, well, it's archived a second time. The reason I archived it so early is that KS3 and DaisyRox02 extended my page so long my laptop exploded trying to load this page. If you want to post new messages or something, type here instead, not my talk page archives. You know, I have a tied hungry Chain Chomp in my archived talk page and placed a crushy ceiling thingy with spikes on the second talk page archive, so, yeah, don't mess around in those pages. ☺

The only rule in my talk page is to use your common sense. Try not to curse, spam, etc. If you do, I'll assume that you are Wario and things are going to be pretty. FOR ME. And insulting and torturing Wario is highly encouraged here. Go CRAZY!!!

Oh, and one more thing, I'm a female, so I hope that people who know me refer to me as a ♀

Hey!!
Don't just take it out on me and KS3. Blame it on Fawfulfury65, too! She's the one who vandalized you're page with Wario!! As a matter of fact, Wario is also responsible!! That's right, YOUR HUSBAND is responsible for destroying yout page!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAACHOKES.

---Sgt.Boo said Wario a crap load of times, and Blof and some other ppl put fake warnings and stuff on it, too.*angry grunt*

LUCKY!!! It takes an hour if we drive to the beach! And that's to Ventura. I hate the beach, though. Mainly cause I get sand in my bathing suit. I wore a takini once and it was pure HELL. And when I went to camp CIMI the same thing happened but not as bad. And most recently we went to the lake and I was just chilling and sand got in my bathing suit AGAIN!!!

I wish I lived near the beach. It wouldn't be as hot. Well, gtg. Cya Monday cuz my cousins are coming over tomorrow at two.

I'm bored.
Hey, we had a sad assembly today. I know, a SAD asembly, who knew?! It was called Rachel's Challenge. Tell me if you've heard about it. But some guys started crying it was so sad. I was one of the only ppl who didn't cry or even tear up. But it was really super sad because a bunch of teens died and one teacher did. I was on Wikipedia and found out during that event there was a girl with the same name as me amd a guy with the same name as Sgt.Boo and they both died. So, yeah. And there were a bunch of rumors thet said the guys who killed them all asked the girl Rachel if she believed in God and when she said yes, they shot her. Sad story. And it's full of racism, too, geez...

I completely agree. But the stupid asembly was kinda annoying and I guess I can call myself harsh cause I didn't cry, but whatever. And the gunmen comitted suicide like wimps, why didn't they just act like real men and give themselves up to the swat team? And the "Do you believe in God?" thing was just a rumor passed around. I saw that on Wikipedia. Anyways, the day that happened was also the day Sgt.Boo was born! I'm scared now because that is Hitler's birthday.

TOO MUCH SAD STUFF! Let's talk about Wario. Did you know he gained 30000000 pounds this week? Oh, wait that was a typo. He gained that much TODAY!

Yoctosecond. People make such funny words these days. There's zeptosecond which I know is a billionth of a second. Everyone knows about milliseconds or however the heck you spell it. I have trouble spelling some words. I got my progress report today! All B+'s exept for Beginner Band and Science. Science is an A- and Band is an A. W00T I've got good grades!

NOOO I have to scrub my stupid pool tomorrow or sunday and have homework!! Whatever. I'll wait until my mom asks me. I was just reading the crane fly section of BLOF's talk archive and realized something. I don't get mosquitoes where I live. I only see crane flys. Here's a list of things that make me automatically hate ppl:


 * If they call crane flies mosquitoes or daddy long legs
 * If they say my hair is black(it's really dark brown)
 * If they are surprised I'm Chinese(my last name makes it completely obvious)
 * If they have blue or green eyes(jelousy)

Yeah. Well, I don't HATE people with blue or green eyes. It just makes me want their eyes. I hate having brown eyes. They're so common it's not even funny.

One of my friends has AWESOME eyes. She's dark-skinned, like me, but her eyes are like, hazel. It's so pretty. Some of my traits are chinese, too. But for me, they're mostly Puerto Rican. And I'm short, so I'm mad now. Because when I was in fourth grade, I was taller than most people. And now, people are mostly taller than me. But I have some tiny friends :D

A question
How do you get the new message (last change) thing? And you're a lefty too! Woohoo for lefties! I almost typed in kefries. :P So wanna be friends or something?

Now listen up, here's a story, about a guy who lived in a blue world...

The poop right above was typed in from the one and only GamingGal9's stupid Acer with only 2 GB left.

Oh...
It's ok. SPORE is so fun. I play it at my neighbor's house. The Grox are annoying... And if you wanna link a YT video to one of them, how would you do that? Sorreh I'm being a butt.

HEY! You're BabyWeegeeOnFire's sister, correct? Wazzup? I'm one of babyweegee's best friends! Whats her name anyway? She never told me.

Stupid New Header OF DEATH
You know what's kinda scary to me? You're part Chinese and you're last name starts with a Y. I can't think of a non-Chinese sounding last name that starts with a Y which makes me wonder if our last names rhyme. Because my last name is absolutely Chinese and it starts with a W. I'm scared. But you don't have to say your last name, though. Neither will I. You can keep your privacy to yourself and I can keep my privacy to myself.

The only Chinese-sounding last name that starts with a Y that I can think of is Yang. SO ANNOYING THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!

Oh, sorry I didn't get to you earlier. I was in Seacliff at the beach. Two of my dad's friends were with us. And my brother was losing his temper fast at our six-year old friend. We were digging close to the shore because we noticed if you dig where the sand is wet a pond forms. So we were digging and we made little staits into two seperate lakes and water was escaping the lake so we made levis. But the girl was "playing with us" and started splashing around in our lakes and destroying the levis. She started throwing sand at my brother, but thankfully my mom, her mom, and her 17 year old sister came and I told on her.

I had fun exept when I was boogie boarding I kept wiping out and got sand in my mouth and nose, but not my bathing suit because I wore a wet suit. YESSS!!!

And unlike you, it took me an hour and a half to get there.

Yup, I have AC. Sgt.Boo's going to Catalina for camp the week after next. I'm gonna be SAD. Good thing he's not going to camp on the Queen Mary. That would be so scary! So yeah, he's gonna go on a luxury bus to long beach for about an hour and a half and then take a REALLY long boat ride. I went last year. There was a group of like, eighth graders that were so mean, we thought they TP'd one of our cabins. So yeah.

Oh yeah! Was there lightning where you live? There was for me yestersay and it was raining!!

You have? Did you go to Fox Landing? That's where me, my older sister(who went six years ago), and Sgt.Boo are and were. I remember coming back on the boat(after a three hour ride) and seeing they put a halloween pumpking banner in front of the Queen Mary!

More questions: Did you have partners? If you did, were you partners with BLOF? I thought it was bummier than I expected it to be, but it's CAMP, what do you expect! But CIMI was awesome!

Ohhhhhh. We go with our entire sixth grade and stay there for five days and have a partner that you can't stray away from or else you will be watching everyone play. That never happened with my partner exept she annoyed the crap out of me.

Maintenance
Hey LGM! I'd just like to let you know that it is better for the server to have no enters after titles or spaces after the "==" in the title, it just adds unnecessary space to the article and unnecessary server stress to the server. Try not to add those spaces, thx!

Sprite
Just wondering but, did you make the sprite of your self on your profile-thing on your user page by yourself? User:Blitzzy/sig

Oh, so that's why it makes it blue. Sorry 'bout that. Bli t  zzy 

Friend Request
Wanna be my friend LeftyGreenMario.--User:UltraMario3000

Hey!Waita second!There's a glitch on this talk page.My message I just sent you is blue and the link to my userpage won't work!--User:UltraMario3000

Woops!The link works but my message is still blue.!--User:UltraMario3000

Well thanks.But do ya think you can fix my message and make it not blue.--User:UltraMario3000

Well, I'll attempt. 04:07, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Wow, right after I typed, the message fixed up again. Never mind. Darned preview.

BOO!

Sorry, that was tempting. 04:07, 5 October 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for fixing it.--User:UltraMario3000

Hi!:D--User:UltraMario3000

Want me to makes some sprites of you?--User:UltraMario3000

Hey!--User:UltraMario3000

Heres your present!--User:UltraMario3000

Heres my userbox:

Thanks!BTW its so big,it starts to go off the page lol.--User:UltraMario3000

Don't worry. I'll make the image smaller. I'll use your userbox, thank you.

00:08, 11 October 2010 (UTC)

Your welcome.Give credit to Lilkaykaygal for making the userbox though.--User:UltraMario3000

Yo!
Hello, I see you're online.(Obviously or you couldn't check this) So yeah, what DR02 told u is true. I am going to Katalina Izland. I hope you realise Catalina is spelled with a C and island has an s, not a z. So yeah. Yeah. YeeEeaaah. Oh, yeah, you haunted my dreams last night. I dunno why. I guess you have some evil problem, like your sister, but let's not go there...

BYEE

Lol. I can't say I doubted you had evil problems. Because, you see, I do too. Apparently I always haun't my friend's dreams. But most of the time I die. WAAH. Yeah, so once I was playing MW2, and these guys were making fun of my friend saying he's a 5-year-old wearing Spiderman pajamas and I said I LIKE SPIDAHMAAAN>>>>>>U <- I didn't say that, but you get the picture.

Sorry I left so abrubtlee adructly abruptly yesterday. Yeah, in some ways, I understand why you wanna kill Yoshi with an RPG-7. But I'll beat you to it, with an AK-47! Bwahahahaaa! So I'm gonna send you and ur sister a userbox supporting the idea of Super Princess Waluigi.

Here you go! Enjoy!

PS If you claim I'm Wario's twin brother, and DR02 is married to him... :O!!!! I don't even wanna go there. If I could, I'd upload a pic of a M16 with a pic of Daisy next to it. BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!11!!!!11!

AGAIN

Well, I would call you Wario's mother, but.... I hope you get it. Now, here's some basic guns from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

AR's

M4A1: unlocked rank 4 Private First Class

FAMAS: unlocked rank 1 Private

SCAR-H: unlocked rank 8 Specialist I

SMG's

UMP45: unlocked rank 1

MP5K: unlocked rank 4

Vector: unlocked rank ??? I b'got

P90: unlocked rank ??? I b'got

Mini-Uzi: unlocked rank 44 Major I

Oh yeah, there's a perk called Danger Close, and you unlock it at rank 33, AKA the longest rank ever: Command Sergeant Major II. BWAHAHAHA! Now you have no excuse to say you have no gun smarts >:D

View my userpage to see a SPAS-12 shotgun.

Quirky Quick Question
Hahaha, that was a alliteration title! Anyways, well, let me just start with the simple...

Hi.

...Now to my main goal, can you please check your forum account and please respond to it, as it is sort of important to me, and it is private, or else I would ask you right now.

...Sorry for being all random and out of nowhere, but I really just want to get some facts straight. I'm BMB, btw, and I should of said "nice to meet you" then that random statement. Well, please respond to that message, and I hope to see you around this wiki. And sorry for not really talking to you before, as I should of, but it is a pleasure to meet you!

This'll work!
http://a.imagehost.org/0363/Wunderwaffe-DG-2.jpg

Behold! The Wunderwaffe DG-2 from Call of Duty: World at War! It'll shock Wario!(No seriously. It fires lightning) Pronounced vunder-voff, the Nazis really tried to make this gun during WWII. Credit to callofduty.wikia.com for the info.

^OBSESSED!!!!!!!!! HE'S OBSESSED!!! The Wonderwaffle(I did that on purpose) will not do anything to Wario. It will feel like he rubbed his smelly socks across carpet and touched a doorknob. OUCH!!

Sorry to hear that...
I'm really sorry if I brought up a topic you didn't want to talk about. I can understand not being treated like a person, and that is why I always second guess myself and talk forever to do something big.

Well, if you don't want to read it, then that is up to you. If I am not a stalker, could it be possible if I sent it to you by e-mail? I think that is more private, and can be more efficient.

Friends
HOWDY! You want to be friends?:P;D Daisyloves10

am DEPRESSED
I'm so depressed I forgot the I in my heading. Sgt.Boo is gone TOMORROW!!!!! I'm sad. But he's still obsessed with Wonderwaffles that kill Wario with lightning.

Well, even though we act like we hate each other and end up fighting over stupid reasons, were still basically attached at the hip. Once he gets about my height(which is pretty soon) I'm gonna start trying to convince people were twins:P

Not to mention he cried when I went last year.

Anyways, Yesterday I bought a copy of The Hunger Games and was extremely excited. I noticed some weird problem with the book. It goes from page 154 to 123 and continues from 123 until it gets back to 154, and then after it reaches that point, it went straight to page 187!!! My mom returned it today and I went and checked if that was the case with the other copies, and it was. There were THREE other copies with that problem. So my mom says she's gonna take me to Barnes & Noble to get a copy and I REALLY hope it doesn't happen with all the copies of the book in the country. I would be so mad.

And to top that off, my dad thinks it's my fault I didn't check to see if all the pages were right. What are the odds of having that happening to a book?

I was also being stupid when I first noticed the problem, thinking I can just skip like, thirty pages and then keep reading, having no idea what the heck could have happened.

PS- He's gonna be gone for five days, just like I was and my sister who went six years ago.(she's seventeen, eighteen in December :O)

Hey RightyRedLuigi. Sgt.Boo's coming back today!!! And that book I was talking about, My mom got a non-stupid copy and I finished it already. Yesterday, to be exact. It was sad at one part. People died in it. It was violent. So if you don't like violence, don't get it.

OXI CLEAN!!!!
Some idiot yesterday randomly yelled that during lunch. I started laughing so hard. Today during band the same kid was acting like a fool and the stupid sub we had was like,"Cut the caffine." and everyone started laughing. Not to mention the actual teacher calls him sweatheart all the time XP and he's a guy(the teacher and the oxi-clean kid).

I tried to archive, but I'm a complete N00B about it, and I have no idea how to change all that crap around and make an archive box and bleh. But I'm still gonna have to one unfortunate day.

PeachSux20

Gamer?
Are you sure that finding a girl gamer is as rare as finding a golden planet in the Andromeda Galaxy that is infested by birds and lizards talking on a pink cell phone?  Bli t  zzy 

Ah.So that's why.So...You mean like out of a scale to a 100, to find someone who is a girl who has the same percentage as you? If so,I see why it would be like that.

LeftyGreen Heres your message
Look, I DID not make the ALT Account. When my Brother found out he saw me on SUPA MARIO WIKI he got on my computer and started to do the account LeftyGreenMarioALT. But he did not know this could give me a warning. Thanks a lot bro! And YES he does know my USername and password. The moderators do not listen to me when i tryed to explain to them.

Ok80 is actually my real ALT account.

Sorry for telling oyu that.

Also Don't Think I'm tryng to get outta trobule with the Unuseful Message.

Guess Who did that?

My Bro.

Succes(or however the heck you spell it)
I'm lazy with spelling, but I'm actually smart. BLOF got The Hunger Games?? Hooray for her!! I finished Catching Fire and I'm almost halfway done with Mockingjay!!! Sgt.Boo- oh pardion me,The White Operations is either done with The Hunger Games or like, five pages away from finishing it. That's the second time we've been reading the same series at the same time! The First time it was Harry Potter. And I also convinced him into reading Percy Jackson and The Hunger Games. I really think you should read it. It's super awesome and NEVER GETS BORING.

PS- Thx for the archive box infoz

VERY LATE reply.
Well, this is almost a month overdo, but I'm finally responding back. So, here will go. I might as well just ask this of you right here and now.

What I was asking you so long ago was if you wanted to be in a fiction over at Userpedia. I would really love it if you allowed me to use you in my story. I just wanted your permission and that is all. So what do you say?

YOU WILL READ THE HUNGER GAMES!!!
Yes, you will. After you're done with Percy Jackson(which btw, is also a really good series) you'll read the hungry games. I finished Mockingjay, and if BLOF hasn't already told you, the ending is really sad and gruesome. I'm not telling you who dies because you probably know none of the characters(no OFFENCE) and it'll be a complete spoiler. Anyways, stupid White Ops. is at the beginning of Mockingjay.

Anyways, as you can see on my talkpage, I archived. AND SOME FOOL DELETED MY ARCHIVE PAGE!!! If I find out who did it, I will give them a serious piece of my mind. Well, probably not, because doing that might get me blocked, but I'm still roaring mad.

PS- I'm trying to get my username changed to For The Win, so yeah...

I thought I knew you in real life but I probably don't
Yes, I did. Since your page says your name is Emilie Y, I thought you were this girl in my French class who spells her name the same way. And then I saw you took French, and I was like "OMG." But then I saw that you are 15 and from California, and I'm 13 and from Pennsylvania, so no, I don't know you in real life. Thank you for reading this random message. 20:53, 7 December 2010 (UTC) PS: This is my 998th ever edit. ALMOST 1000!
 * No, she doesn't have a twin sister. Ironically, the day after I posted that message, Madame spilled white-out all over the girl I thought was you during French class. It was kind of funny, but not for her. Also, want to be friends?

That's my box. Do you have one? Also, the "no new messages (sixth change)" always makes me laugh for some reason. Ahh, sixth change :)

My Stupid Archive Problem
I really don't care who did it. Better having a somewhat-empty page than an extremely long and slow-loading one.

Anyways, Happy Merry Christmas!! I got my name changed finally. I waited for like, three months and finally got it!!!

Well, the annoyingly slow laptop I'm using is about to die, so bye bye!! We shall meet again!!!!!

PS-New-ish userbox.Here!!

Yo, Sup
Hey I have my own holiday sig now and I can make my own special userbox with an original pic that I made up. Lol so YOOOzz.

What a random message. -Baby Mario

Well, he's a very STUPID random person. I got a new iPod for X-mas. Not only that, that's just my favortie gift.

Guess What???!!! I get my braces off today!!! After two years and about a billion loose brackets and rubber bands and that dumb appliance(which I got off about a year ago), They're finally coming off!!

Have you heard of My Life Is Average? It's so funny. It's a website where people can post stories about something that happened to them that was either funny or scary or just plain weird. You should go on it. My friend told me about it, so that's how I found out.

Wario wants to be friends with you!
Hi, LGM. I heard that you hate Yoshi. Me too! Would you like to be friends? If so, I'll give you something.

OK! Here's the userbox Wario placed in my face:

 

Friends?
Hello LeftyGreenMario! I saw you don't like Wario. He's probably the fattest and weirdest person in the world! Anyway, would you like to be friends?

Yeah, i've heard of her. Thanks for being friends! I'm gonna try to be friends with her too, and I pretty much think everyone in the world hates Wario...

Here's my userbox!

Can I have your userbox?

Mario Wiki is the Most Stupidest Place Ever
I mean, look how disoriented the site has become. Look at the wasteland. It's a waste of space and time, and I wonder why an abomination of nature even exists. It's too mindless and illogical for this place to flourish in this galaxy.

I hate the Super Mario Wiki. I hate it, I hate it I hate it, grrrr. How is typing up words in a site like the MARIO wiki ever gonna attract anyone? No one is going to read this place's stupid articles, typed up by the dumbest people ever. It is my misfortune to know about this site, and this site is clearly biased. Why?

Let me tell you why. I'm saying all of this because here's one thing about this site that makes me hopping furious: it's obsession of Wario. Goodness gracious, why do these illogical people treat Wario like some god or something? It's like they basically worship. Now, what has Wario done to humankind? NOTHING. So why are these people so indignant when it comes to other characters. In fact, racism can even be felt in the site. Basically what these fools do is to leave out all characters whose names aren't Wario.

I do not understand why they make Wario a god of the universe. They should understand this: Wario is just a bunch of polygons, voiced by a voice actor, and animated in a game, to make him look like he exists. GET. OVER. IT. PEOPLE. Wario does not exist in real life.

If you take my advice and word for it, DO NOT VISIT THE SUPER MARIO WIKI ANYMORE. It's bad for your wishbone, PEOPLE!

-A concerned user

It's quite odd that humans don't even have wishbones. -Scrub Jay


 * What do you mean? Your wishbone is a vital organ to your body! Super Mario Wiki is ruining your most vital appendage! Super Mario Wiki should be resented by all because of those savage's intolerance of any character not named Wario! THIS. IS. OUUUUUTTTRRRAAAAGGGEEE!!!

Holy fishpaste!!!! What the barnacles happened to all the text in your talk page?? They are growing larger when I scroll down!! 22:20, 3 January 2011 (EST)
 * The main cause of that is my signature. I guess Wario Lover Tucayo fixed my current sig around, so my template I placed in my userpage is, uh, different. It's fixed now.
 * Anyway, Super Mario Wiki is the work of Satan and the Devil! I do not know what danger these fools are going into by browsing this wretched site! The WOT rating should have been Red and McAfee or some other program should detect a virus on this site, for being so atrocious!
 * Don't get me started on The 'Shroom! The 'Shroom has been voted, Worst Newspaper Ever several times on other cases and it certainly had deserved this particular title! You know why!? All it ever talks about is what Wario has done recently and Wario's greatness on "mankind"! This shouldn't be called a "newspaper" but a "Wariopaper". The 'Shroom also has absurdly awful images to compensate for the lack of decent writing. Such atrocity should be abolished by the forces of nature.
 * Get this straight in your heads, users, sysops, patrollers, and bureaucratic rats, etc. Wario isn't as great as you thought he is. In fact, shine some light on the other characters and stop acting like a big fat balooney baboon brain.


 * The Super Mario Wiki is an insult to nature. Such an insult should be abolished at all costs. Understanding cannot be expressed in this site and logic fails, that is why this site deserves to be exterminated.


 * I do not even understand the meaning of the Super Mario Wiki. It does not give food, nor give us shelter, nor give us a place to protect ourselves from predators. In fact, it puts us in extreme danger of something that is called Wario. Wario is the ultimate undeserving "god" out there and people still worship him as if he were something. He did not pollute our planet with food, nor did he make an appropriate T score for life to exist, nor did he even cause the universe exist. He is simply just a bunch of pixels and polygons created by mindless laughing freaks. If Wario is mindless, then the Super Mario Wiki has no point in life.


 * If the Super Mario Wiki were nation, I will pray that a giant tsunami will destroy this place, and then have some horrible monster eat it, then spit it out and destroy the detritus! This site will cause further destruction to the future of nature and Scrub Jays!


 * It is even possible that the existence of this site caused the fatality 4,000 Red Winged Blackbirds or will cause even the possible extinction of Scrub Jays in the future!