User:Mrcrackerpants

"HA HA HA! I'm stealing Bowser's reports on his minions!"

-Mr.Crackerpants traveling in his taxi going from world 8 to 7.

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I am a all time Mario fan!!! so now you can see, i love Mario and all its characters! Mario is probably the best video game series ever made, at least that's what I think.

I love quizzing my friends with Mario history questions, which I usually stump them on. And have you ever noticed that there's these pictures behind the the editing page? I just think its weird. I don't know why they put those back there. Nobody's gonna look at them much, since were editing.

Well, anyway, I'm a Mario fan, know how to draw the characters pretty well, and sometimes make my own adventures with them (with some humor). Go look at duuuuuh? down there, its the funnest part of my page.

Also look at the Image of the week. Or you can try the Koopa Korner.

Favorite stuff!
Favorite game: New Super Mario Bros Wii

Favorite superhero: probably Spider-man, although I also like making my own super heroes!

Favorite Nintendo character: Mr.Game and Watch or Kirby

Favorite Mario character: Luigi

Favorite food: spaghetti (Also Mario's favorite)

Favorite video game villain: Bowser

Favorite console: Xbox 360 or Super Nintendo

Favorite Super Mario Bros power-up: Fire Flower!

Duuuuh?


Duh is my random stuff, like facts and other stuff!

Oh yeah, sorry if luigi's leg looks cut off... I'm really a big fan of luigi... so yeah.

I don't like this fact much about Luigi, but you'll probably be interested in it:

"Luigi has been known to cross-dress three times. The first time was in Super Mario Adventures, second in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga and third was (implied) in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door."

Why doesn't Mario ever do that? Anyway, that fact can be found on Luigi's page.

Here's more facts:

"Although the Goomba and Paragoomba look nearly identical, the average Goomba has a higher voice based on voice clips in the Mario Baseball series."

"Koopa Troopas bear more resemblance to real-world tortoises than they do turtles. For example, they seem to be land-based, having no real affinity for water and lacking webbing, and the rounder, less streamlined shape of their shells more closely resembles tortoises. It should also be noted that the Koopa Troopas' ability to remove their shells is not true to actual turtles or tortoises."

"Mario's full name is given as "Mario Mario" in the Super Mario Bros. movie. In a few isolated cases, this has leaked into the game continuity - for instance, the Prima Edition of the Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Guide book lists to the characters as Mario Mario and Luigi as Luigi Mario. However, Nintendo of America has stated that 'there are no last names.'"

No last names? or is that a lame excuse for Mario not to be named "Mario Mario"? (To me, i think the name, Mario Mario, is funny.)

"In the Japanese version of the {Super Mario Bros.} story line, the Mushroom King is not mentioned. This makes sense, as he does not seem to exist in the game series."

"Although the Poison Mushroom is considered as a Power-up sometimes and acts like one as the Super Mushroom, it is not a Power-up as it has an opposite effect to other Power-ups. Rather, it is considered a Power-down, trap item, or hindrance."

"In the original Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mushrooms were white and red-spotted instead of red and white-spotted. This is fixed within levels in the SMA4 remake, but the map's item screen retains the error."

"Ever since her debut in 1985, Peach has appeared in more games than any female character in video game history."

"A CSS sprite for a Hammer Bro. was found in the coding for Mario Kart Wii; it may be that he was planned to be a playable character, but was scrapped for unknown reasons."

"In some ways, Spiny is Buzzy Beetle's counterpart; Spiny counters Buzzy Beetle's jump weakness, while Buzzy Beetle counters Spiny's fireball weakness. They even look alike in pose (Ex.: On four legs with its head peeping out of its shell)."

How To Beat Super Mario Bros. games!!
9yl_XPkcTl4 This quick and easy style of beating Super Mario Bros. has been around since my dad was a boy! I always use this technique when I play Super Mario Bros. and I will always do it unless I try to beat the game without warp zones.

Image of the Week


Mario Punching and kicking, even though he usually prefers to jump on enemies or shoot fireballs! Oh well, it's just weird.

Koopa Korner


Koopa Korner is a little section of notes of how Bowser keeps track of his Minions.

 April 9th, 2012

''Today my minions are really annoying. A Goomba spilled hot soup on me, a Koopa stepped on my toe, and a Hammer Bro. hit my hand with a hammer. Now I'm very angry and feel like I want to kill something... like Mario...''

April 10th, 2012

''Morton Jr. came back from beaten up Iggy in a dark ally and broke his glasses. Now I'm goanna have to buy him new ones. Stupid Morton. I'm goanna ground him now since he beat up my smartest son (besides Ludwig).''

April 12th, 2012

''THAT MARIO IS SO ANNOYING!!! He saves Princess Peach, I fall into a pit, and he goes on walking with my gal! I totally hate this! I kidnapped her fair and square, so he has no right to go and do that. Oh well, looks like I'll just plot my revenge...''

April 14th, 2012

''Wendy thought she could ride my Koopa Clown Car without permission or a license. She crashed it into my castle, it was destroyed, and now since I don't have insurance, I have to pay for repairs. Why do I leave coins everywhere so Mario can take them? I should just keep them for myself.''

April 16th, 2012

''I decided to kidnap Princess Peach today. When I got to her castle, 'she' was hiding. When I found 'her', it turns out it was a pair of bomb-ombs in disguise of her. They blew up and flung me all the way back to my castle and fell through the hole Wendy crashed the car into. at least it wasn't fixed yet...''

April 21st, 2012

''Well, I've taken a while to do this, but now its finished. My new castle, complete with bullet bills, thwomps, and MORE! Lets see Mario try to save peach now, heh heh heh...''

April 24th, 2012

''Well, Mario saved princess peach once more and now I'm lying in bed with my back hurting because of a fall. Stupid Mario, I need to get rid of all those 1-up mushrooms and coins.''

Note to all my fans

I'm too busy to do this 'Koopa Korner' stuff anymore. I'll try to do more, but there will be a LOT of gaps. Just trying to warn ya guys.

May 18th, 2012

''For some reason Bowser Jr. wasn't here for the last couple of weeks. He also had my journal. I found out he tried to run away and make his own army so he could show how 'cool' he was. Well, I stopped it and made him come home. Now I can use this again.''

May 27th, 2012

''Ha Ha!!! I put a giant tube in front of my castle so mario can't get in! Even if he uses a vine to climb it, I put spikes on the top!!! He'll never get past there now! Princess Peach is mine FOREVER!!!''

May 29th, 2012

''Well, Mario got in and saved the Princess. Apparently, he had a Tanooki Suit and flew over the pipe and into the back door. Funny thing is, Peach was at the back door...''

June 9th, 2012

''Well, school is over so I have to deal with the Koopalings more often. Well, at least I can use them for more of my plots. Heh heh heh...

June 19th, 2012

''HA HA! These weird Super Leaf where going into my yard, so I had to rake them. Then that gave me an idea... How about I use them to destroy Mario and kidnap Princess Peach! Man, this will be a good one... The only weird thing about the leafs is that its summer and they fell off and turned orange...

June 23rd, 2012

''ERRRRRRRR! That stupid Mario foiled my plans once again, even though I had Tanooki powers for my minions! Just look at him, sitting in a tree with princess peach.''



Peach: ''Oh Mario, You'r so handsome! He he he!''

Mario: ''Ah yes. Hey, look how this leaf has eyes on it! Just like-a Mushroom!

Peach: Boy, this tree is very uncomfortable.

Mario: Yeah, let's-a get off.

''I hate it when they do this. One day I'll stop Mario.''

June 26th, 2012

''Well, I just got to wait until I come up with something in order to defeat Mario. Oh well.''

June 30th, 2012

''Erg! Stupid Lemmy was on his ball and fell off into my nice table! He ruined it! Now I'm gonna have to buy a new one!!!''

July 4th, 2012

''Mario and Luigi went back to Brooklyn to celebrate the 'Independence Day' or whatever. This is the perfect chance for me to kidnap Princess Peach!!! I just hope some toad doesn't notice...''

July 7th, 2012

''I was defeated again by the Mario bros. ERG! I'm really starting to get annoyed! I need to of something that will distract Mario, like mone- Hey... that just gave me an idea... Time to start making 1 MILLION COINS!!!''