List of Yoshi's New Island quotes

This is a list of quotes from Yoshi's New Island.

Baby Bowser

 * "Kamek, I'm gwumpy! Dere's too much noise! I'm judda baby, and I wanno go sweepy-bye!!"
 * "Huh?? Hmm?!!? Mmmmm!!!!?!"
 * "Dat gween donkey looks strangewy familiar... Looks wyke a fun ride!"
 * "Gween donkey! Gween donkey! MINE MINE MINE!!"

Bowser

 * "Bwahaha! You wanna battle ME? Then beat every level without Flutter Wings!"
 * "If you used those pesky wings, the level marker will be yellow even after clearing it."
 * "In other words, don't even TRY to pull a fast one on me. Bwa! BWAHAHAHA!"
 * "This isn't over yet!! Bwahahaha!"

Kamek

 * "Hey there, li'l Yoshi! That baby is mine, so be a darling and HAND HIM OVER!!"
 * "So what if we have wee Luigi at Bowser's Castle?! We'll never ever hand him over!"
 * "You made it?! HUGE mistake. Say hello to Big Beanie and his unstoppable vines!"
 * "Silly Yoshikins. Give up the baby already, or I'll be forced to blast you sky-high!"
 * "OK. I get it. You're clearly not giving up the baby without a fight. Time for Plan B..."
 * "Still on the youngster's side, Yoshi-baby? Then just try to protect him from Count Fang!"
 * "EEEEEEEK! That tears it! Time to end your journey with my handy balloon bombs!"
 * "*Pant, pant...* Not bad... Not bad at all... Why not put the baby down and go take a break?!"
 * "Know what time it is? It's time to GIVE UP. Otherwise you'll be in... a real pinch! Ke he he!"
 * "I'm SO over the going-easy-on-you strategy. Full-force time!"
 * "How do you two keep BEATING ME?! I'm going to get you for really real next time! "
 * "See Fred there? Watch me bulk up his tough armor! Basically that means IT'S ALL OVER!"
 * "OK. You've gut guts, I'll give you that much. But what's next will haunt your li'l Yoshi dreams!"
 * "But... How...? Hey, why not give me the baby so I can get some answers? Heh heh..."
 * "You can't *gasp*... You'll never *gasp*... enter Bowser's Castle! Jump into some thorns!"
 * "Eeeeek!! I don't GET it. You weren't supposed to make it this far! EEEEEE! It's all over now! Your nonsense ends HERE!!"
 * "Aaaagh! You got past me AGAIN?! This is getting silly! That is IT. YOUNG MASTER!!"
 * "Welcome!! Now, Yoshi, my lamb, if you would be a dear and please HAND OVER THE BABY!"
 * "Oh dear... What to do... Young Master Bowser awakens from his sweet slumber... "
 * "Yoshi, how could you DO such a thing??? Little Master, let me give you a hand!"
 * "How DARE you?! It's just not right... You big, green meanie... One of these days... we'll be back... You just wait and see!"
 * "Master Bowser?! NO!! You little monsters! Let me help you, my masterful Master!"

Narrator

 * "This is a story that takes place a long, long time ago..."
 * "Way up in the sky is a magical, cuddly land where babies come from."
 * "Storks come here to pick up infants for delivery to their soon-to-be parents."
 * "Storks come here to pick up infants for delivery to their soon-to-be parents."
 * "The stork has plenty of memories from his time with these special babies..."
 * "Now he's off to deliver Baby Mario and Baby Luigi to their new happy home..."
 * "The couple is surprised and confused by this unexpected delivery."
 * "It seems our silly stork has delivered the babies to the wrong house!"
 * "The stork rushes off in search of their true home. But then..."
 * "It's...it's Kamek! He's back to steal those babies once and for all!"
 * "The dastardly Kamek swiftly nabs the brothers from our frantic stork."
 * "What terrible luck! Baby Mario has fallen down toward the big, blue sea..."
 * "Welcome to Egg Island. The floating paradise was once a peaceful second home for the Yoshi clan."
 * "Until one day..."
 * "Baby Bowser took over, deciding the island would be an epic vacation home."
 * "The Yoshi clan searched all over but couldn't find Baby Bowser's hideaway."
 * "Now they live in fear of the evil power terrorizing their once-peaceful home."
 * "These Yoshis are all abuzz about where Baby Bowser and his castle might be."
 * "WHAT'S THIS?!?"
 * "Suddenly, a baby with a red hat floats down from the sky."
 * "Thank goodness! Little Mario seems to be unharmed by the fall."
 * "Without skipping a beat, Baby Mario begins to crawl with determination..."
 * "Wow! Using some kind of brotherly telepathy, Mario can sense Luigi's location!"
 * "The Yoshis agree the island is too dangerous for a little baby."
 * "They decide to help by taking turns carrying the little guy on their backs."
 * "With Mario settled, the first Yoshi takes off. And so their adventure begins..."
 * "Can Mario and the Yoshi clan rescue poor Luigi? Let's find out!"
 * "Suddenly... warping through space and time... Bowser appears!"

Stork

 * "The wrong house?! OH NO..."
 * "Oh my word! We must get Baby Mario and Baby Luigi to their rightful parents!"
 * "HUH?!?"
 * "WHOA!!!"
 * "NOOO!!"

Wrong parent(s)

 * "Huh?!"
 * "Excuse me, but...who are these babies?! We're not expecting any babies!"