List of Funky Kong quotes

This is a list of quotes by Funky Kong.

Donkey Kong Country

 * "Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch you to any point on the island!"
 * "Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you've already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!"
 * "You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!"

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

 * "Whoa, dude, welcome to Funky's Fly 'n' Buy! You got the coins, I got the gear!" (Entering his shop)
 * "These Snowmads are a real downer... And right in the middle of surfing season, too." (Entering his shop)
 * "Radical Kong! How're ya holding up? I wish I could give you a lift home, but I need coins for gas money." (Entering his shop)
 * "Your tie is lookin' tubular, DK. Is that a cotton blend you got there?" (Entering his shop)
 * "Man, I don't know what's up with these dumb Snowmads. Can't they leave us Kongs to chill in peace?" (Entering his shop)
 * "Welcome back! I was just thinkin' about you, and how you could use some supremely cool stuff from your bud Funky!" (Entering his shop)
 * "Yo, Kong! Hey, I was thinking about a groovy cloud surfboard, but I need some coinage for the tinkering." (Entering his shop)
 * "Excellent timing! I was just thinking that I could use some banana coins. Got somethin' shiny for me?" (Entering his shop)
 * "Red, green, blue... I've got more balloons than I know what to do with!" (Entering his shop)
 * "Ever tried one of these Green Balloons? I hear they can be real lifesavers!" (Entering his shop)
 * "Wanna buy this bird? He's more like a rental... He keeps coming back here!" (Entering his shop)
 * "Hey, Kong! If you're feelin' a bit dogged, grab some Banana Juice or a Crash Guard and you can take anything on!" (Entering his shop)
 * "No return policy on these barrels, Donkey-dude! I've had them for years." (Entering his shop)
 * "Crucial Kong! Check out this groovy new toy machine I picked up! You can collect some fab figurines, dude!" (Entering his shop)
 * "There's baddies down here too? Yeesh, not cool." (Entering his shop)
 * "Man, there are even penguins out here? Not cool, bro." (Entering his shop)
 * "Hey, Kong! Hope you've been packing some sunscreen — those rays can get pretty extreme!" (Entering his shop in Bright Savannah)
 * "Under the water is cool and all, but I still prefer up top on the rockin' rollin' waves!" (Entering his shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
 * "Whoa, there's so much cool machinery on this island — it really gets the tinkerin' juices flowin'!" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle)
 * "Mmmm, nothing like a fruit smoothie to get ya ready for some action!" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle)
 * "Nothin' like classic red for righteous revivals!" (Highlighting a Red Balloon)
 * "Pitfalls got ya down? Way down? This balloon will really lift your spirits!" (Highlighting a Green Balloon)
 * "This brand-new Blue Balloon has everything you need for some excellent underwater air time!" (Highlighting a Blue Balloon)
 * "Squawks is the bird with the word on findind Puzzle Pieces!" (Highlighting Squawks)
 * "Vehicle troubles? It's dangerous to go alone — take one of these!" (Highlighting a Crash Guard)
 * "This. Stuff. Is. Awesome. I have no idea what it is, dude, but it tastes radical!" (Highlighting a Banana Juice)
 * "It's a heart! You'd better not think too much about that, bro..." (Highlighting a Heart Boost)
 * "Feeling the need for some jet-powered action? Diddy's got the skills!" (Highlighting the DD Barrel)
 * "Want to get the jump on those frozen flipper-heads? Dixie's your dudette!" (Highlighting the DX Barrel)
 * "Need a little extra spring in your step? Cranky's no spring chicken, but he sure is spry!" (Highlighting the CK Barrel)
 * "Want a tubular toy for your collection? Try your luck to get 'em all!" (Highlighting the Toy Capsule Machine)
 * "Dude, come back anytime! Like, really, anytime. I get bored." (Leaving the shop)
 * "Remember to work with your buddies, Kong. A little extra help might be what ya need to find some cool hidden stuff!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Those Snowmads are a gnarly bunch! I hear they're enjoyin' your island. Go get 'em, DK!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Be careful out there, bud. Me, I'll just hang out here, 'kay?" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Keep your eyes open out there, dude — those areas might have some sweet secret passages!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Show those pesky penguins the radical righteousness of us supreme simians!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Fight the good fight, Kong-bro — stay primal!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Remember to take a break for some surfing. The waves around here are radical!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Catch a ride on a big, juicy wave for me!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Hurry up, bro! The surf out there is lookin' excellent, and I wanna catch me some tubular waves!" (Leaving the shop)
 * "Be careful out there, Kong — this island looks like it's got a lot of gnarly creatures waitin' for ya!" (Leaving the shop in Mangrove Cove)
 * "Those mountains are cool to look at, but totally not my style. This place is for the birds!" (Leaving the shop in Autumn Heights)
 * "Grab some shade where you can, dude — that sun is smokin' hot!" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah)
 * "Don't get lost in that tall grass, Kong" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah)
 * "There's some pretty cool stuff down there. Grab a blue balloon and double your dive time, dude!" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
 * "Better you than me, Kong — I wouldn't wanna end up as fish food down there!" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
 * "Man, this is a pretty rockin' place, but where are all the giant bananas?!" (Leaving the shop in Juicy Jungle)
 * "Remember, Funky's the monkey for all your shoppin' needs!" (Leaving the shop)

Donkey Kong Country: Rumble in the Jungle

 * "Just surfing the wind currents, dudes. Nothing to get uptight about. Stay mellow, stay cool."
 * ''"That used to be the biggest city on Donkey Kong Island. It's called Big Ape City.
 * "I don't go looking for trouble, and most of the time it doesn't come looking for me."