List of Super Mario Bros. (film) quotes

This is a list of some quotes from Mario movies. They are listed by character.

Mario Mario

 * ''"A long, long time ago earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lotta people went around hasslin' them.  Actually, no people went around hasslin' them 'cuz there weren't any people yet.  Basically, life was pretty good.
 * "Mario Brother's plumbing. No leak too small."
 * Luigi: "I'm gonna kill'em!" Mario: No, you're not gonna kill'em.  Not if I get there first.  I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill'em."''
 * "How're we gonna get into Koopa's Tower? I've got two words for you-im possible."
 * Luigi: "Mario, did you see that? It's trying to communicate." Mario: "Luigi, it's a mushroom."

Luigi Mario

 * "Right now, on Miraculous World, this guy just found out he was in another dimension."
 * Luigi: "Well ya know, we got a van." Daisy: "It's nice!" Luigi: '""Yeah, well.--...no, no--I'm asking you if you would want a ride? Oh, but, ah, it's broken now..."''
 * "Your name's Daisy isn't it? I overheard your name was Daisy--You know, I haven't heard that name around here, it's really nice, too--Well, I have heard it, 'cause it's the flower and everything. But not like I hang around flower shops or nothin' like that."
 * "It's a pleasure to meet me! I mean, it's a pleasure to meet you."
 * Luigi: "Do you eat?" Daisy: "Yeah..." Luigi: "Dinner?" Daisy: "Sure..." Luigi: "Tonight?" Daisy: "Oh...okay!"
 * "Mario, I got a feelin'. I got a feelin' we ain't in Brooklyn no more."
 * "You didn't save us, that tunnel just sneezed us out and that giant booger just caught us mid-air. That's what saved us."

Daisy

 * ''"I'm the boss here."
 * "Thank God you're here! I mean, you're a plumber, right?"
 * "Luigi, help me!"
 * "Where's my father?"
 * "I guess we're both prisoners here, huh?"
 * "Uh, I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat anything with a face."
 * "I hope he's alright."
 * "The rock will merge our two dimensions!"
 * "Only I can stop it."
 * "Yoshi...I guess we're both prisoners here."
 * "Listen! I know this is going to sound a little strange, but....I want you to meet my father."
 * "He used to be the leader here until...Koopa turned him into...all this fugus."
 * Daisy: "Oh, how's Daniella? Is she alright?" Mario: "Daniella, that's right! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania."
 * Daisy: "Mario! Luigi! We need your help. You're not gonna believe this..." Mario: "Oh, I believe it!"

King Koopa

 * ''"Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter, you won't screw-up this time."
 * ''"Here's what's logical to me... if you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally kill you."
 * ''"After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de-evolve, won't it? What is it they come from? I keep forgetting, its, uh, mice or something...
 * ''"Disgusting mammals."'
 * ''"Well, my, my, looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning."
 * ''"That I am, ruler of all you see. A few miserable streets and endless desert."
 * ''"My, my, you have let yourself go! See, I'm not such a bad guy, you always wanted to be everywhere, well now you are. And I wanna tell you something, you can go ahead and choke this little Mushroom Kingdom all you want, cuz', I'm out of here. I'm out into the bigger world! I gotta a couple a plumbers bringin' me the rest of the meteorite. Soon to be dead plumbers. And by the way, you really oughta pull yourself back together again... slime bucket!"
 * "King Koopa here. I'd like the Koopa Special. Yes, dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms and, uh, spicy."