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Bill Gates
Bill Gates was born in the year 56 B.C. He owns pretty much everything. Never tell him you don't work for him, because he will only smile and say "That's what you think." He once said this to president. Which is true, since the president works for the people of America, and 99.999999 percent of American people work for Bill Gates. Thus we can determine that we are actually being governed by Bill Gates.

Early Life
Bill Gates was once a monkey named George. George is from The Sun. He had to leave when the sun got angry. This took place when George was young. At age 7, I think. At age 10 he moved here. The dim-witted mushroom people were easily tricked into slavery. He quickly grew bored, changed his name to Bill Gates, and moved here. His vacation home is here. This is known as the Great Revelation.

After the Great Revelation
At age 11 he had seven children. Age twelve brought another bundle of joy. These Children were later beleived to belong to his cousin, Bowser. This was recently debunked, however. His only true friends are these guys here. They were the origonal residents of Toad Town. These "Goombas" are now known as traitors. They were brainwashed by the Koopa Troopas into their current form of thought. Subsequent generations have slightly deviated from origanol thought practices planted by the Troopas. He then had his eighth son re-brainwash the remainder of the Goombas under his control. This era was known as The Between Times.

The Rold and Gold Age
Bill Gates had a series of good years known as the Gold and Rold Age. It was during this time he squashed the great the The Great Toad Rebellion, and sentenced Goomama and her husband to a small home outside Toad Town.

Mario
Bill Gates has had a few encounters with Mario. A couple of times Mario went after Bowser, the Koopa King pushed blame to his cousin Bill. Note: The Koopa Kids and Bowser Jr. have taken DNA tests, and as such have been subsequently returned to their biological father, Bill Gates. His relationship with the Mario family has changed in recent years, however. He recently started employing Mario Mario's cousins Wario Mario and Waluigi Mario. These two were involved in the design of the X-box controller. They are now secretly working on the iX-Box.

iX-Box
The iX-Box is being billed as Bill's greatest work. It has "i" in front in order to play off the success of the iPod. His two best workers are Wario Mario and his brother Waluigi Mario are currently working on it.

Bill Gates