User talk:Mario

 Well, ONE ARTICLE is getting fired-up all right on this wiki! 22:09, April 26, 2022 (EDT)   

Congrats on 10 Archives!
For reaching this chatty milestone, here is a comically tiny Attacky Sack: Somethingone (talk) 21:55, April 26, 2022 (EDT)
 * Why thank you! Have you heard about some really distant accordion music? Well here's a visual representation of one: MSC Mugshot Wario gold.png Why, it is as big as the period at the end of this sentence! Hope it gets destroyed by some monchers AND that Attacky Sack. NSMBW Chain Chomp Render.png 22:04, April 26, 2022 (EDT)

RE:Cowboy Wario has wandered in your talk page!
He managed to find out a new equation after drinking a cup of spoiled milk? Here's his reward and research grant that was definitely not bought from Junk.

Look, he's already made another new equation! + +  =

23:58, May 1, 2022 (EDT)
 * Holy cow, Mushroom Kingdom is moving fast with its technological advancements! What's next, a backpack and a mountain creating a new Mario Kart racer?? He needs another research grant, preferably one that can help him buy a new used microwave oven to help him cook up more equations. 00:23, May 2, 2022 (EDT)


 * After buying him too many food and items, he found the most amazing equation of the year that solves Mario's halloween costume issue for the, allowing him to win the !

( + - 99  +  + ) × 2  =   00:50, May 2, 2022 (EDT)
 * Hm, you'd think the axe isn't necessary since Mario's head is already detached from his body. 18:55, May 2, 2022 (EDT)

WAHAHA!
Your talk page has been attacked by an even uglier Wario! Tremble before his disgustingly low-resolution texture as he fouls up this page with his ghastly appearance!



Have a rotten day,

-- 17:05, June 3, 2022 (EDT)
 * I tried collapsing the post, but I couldn't, Wario was too fat. 21:27, June 3, 2022 (EDT)

"just don't laugh at my username unless you like your prized possessions turned to petunias"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH By the by, congrats on your promotion! 17:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Y'know Wario's treasures? Turned into azaleas, kinda like the mess in here.
 * SMO Wooded Moon 27.png
 * Don't mess with ol' 'zuka. 17:58, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Heh
I can't imagine how Wario feels knowing you now have the power to send him to the Shadow Realm with your new powers. Congratulations! 17:52, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Well, I'm not quite the decorated janitor yet, as I can't destroy pages and images related to him, but I can give him some inconvenience and misery with some good ol' blocking! Thanks! 20:37, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Wario of the Day
For being promoted to patroller, you have earned a very special Golden Wario of the Day. Look at the shine of that beautiful spraypai- err, very real gold!



Have a rotten day,

-- 18:09, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * I think I just saw that statue twitch its stache. 🤨 20:38, June 5, 2022 (EDT)

Congrats on your promotion to Patroller!
You deserve it! To commemorate your WAHAHAnderful achievement, here's a absolutely massive Attacky Sack: Sending sincere applause, Somethingone (talk) 19:15, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * How good is it at destroying Wario is my only question. 20:33, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * Does "flattens people and bites ravenously" sound good enough to you? ;) Somethingone (talk) 21:12, June 5, 2022 (EDT)
 * I'm not sure if that's as aWAHsome as Bazooka Mario (props for the promotion, by the way!), could it become BFF with Wario who also "flattens people and bites ravenously" (when garlic is around, that is)?--Mister Wu (talk) 22:34, June 5, 2022 (EDT)