User:Beecanoe

"What, is the road not wide enough for you fatty?"

- Me

PROFILE Real Name: Beecanoe

Year account was made: 2009

First System: Nintendo 64 (Mario Kart 64 being my first Mario game)

Favorite System: Nintendo Wii (The first game I owned and played was Mario Kart Wii)

Longest Ownership of a system: Nintendo Gamecube

Favorite Character: Dry Bowser (An awesome character as a skeleton? Yes, please! And also, how can I hate my master?)

Second Favorite Character: Bowser

Least Favorite Character: Baby Daisy (What a terrible idea on Nintendo's part. She's not even a star child!)

Favorite Non-Mario character: Metaknight

Second Favorite Non-Mario character: Shadow the Hedgehog

Least Favorite Non-Mario character: Navi

Favorite Mario game: Super Mario Galaxy (It would be Galaxy 2 if I had it)

Second Favorite Mario game: Mario Strikers Charged (A unique way to portray Mario that could only come from Next Level Games)

Least Favorite Mario Game: Super Princess Peach (I haven't even played it but I'm sure I won't like it)

Favorite Non-Mario Game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (A 4th one HAS to come out!)

Favorite Game Music: His World (Crush 40 Version)-Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 Second Favorite Game Music: Live and Learn-Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Least Favorite Game Music: Snowman-Super Smash Bros. Brawl (I forgot which Earthbound/Mother game it was from)

Favorite Real Music: Blow me Away-Breaking Benjamin

Second Favorite Real Music: Scatman-Scatman John

Least Favorite Real Music: Any Disney Channel Song

Favorite Game Quote: "Congraturation this story is happy end." Ghosts n' Goblins

Second Favorite Game Quote: "You're going straight to hell!" Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog

Least Favorite Game Quote: "Hi I'm Daisy!" Daisy, I have no idea which games this comes up in.

Favorite Youtube/TV/Webisode Quote: "It's over 9000!!!!" Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Second Favorite Youtube/TV/Webisode Quote: "Lucky Candy!" Karate Duo #1, Bowser's Kingdom

Least Favorite Youtube/TV/Webisode Quote: "Well you're not supposed to be so cheap, Ike!" Zelda, Brawl Taunts

Yo It's Me!
Hi, I'm Beecanoe. Yeah, yeah, my username is my real name, too. Know why Bowser's minions are just called the name of their species? Because they all have wierd real names. I'm not afraid to post mine, though.

The next thing I'd like to talk about is when I first started. I began in late 2009 and have been editing quotes pages because that's all I know how to do. I'm not very familiar with wikis. Some helping advice would be great! Do this on the discussion page.

The last thing I'd like to point out is why I joined Mario Wiki. Mario is my absolute FAVORITE game to play. Although I hate killing my allies as Mario. I visit this site and look at articles all the time. I thought it would be good to help out my favorite website.

I found out that all of the quotes pages look pathetic. I'm planning on fixing them up.

My 5 Favorite Mario Characters
Note: This is in no particular order

1. Yoshi- Yoshi is a cute, powerful, and awesome character that few people dislike. It's a shame I'm against him.

2. Toad- This little guy somehow manages to keep in tune with the other big league Mario characters. They suck at guarding castles. That's coming from someone who's attacked them.

3. Bowser- I think Bowser is the coolest looking Mario Character ever. Fire breath, horns, claws, he's the essence of cool.

4. Bowser Jr.- The little troublemaker is just a smaller, more favorite version of Bowser in my eyes.

5. Fawful- The plucky funny-talking mad scientist is a favorite of many people. Surprised? Screw You. Bowser couldn't notice the comic gold in Fawful's voice because he was so PO'd that Fawful had screwed with Bowser's life.

(Dry Bowser isn't in here because, you know, it's obvious.)

My 5 Favorite Mario Games
1. Mario Strikers Charged

2. Super Mario Galaxy

3. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

4. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

5. Mario Kart Wii

Nintendo's worst ideas ever
1. You guys may have noticed Daisy used to be here. But because of all the stuff I've been getting I got rid of it. On request, I'll say what I have against her. In when I lose at games to characters that I find annoying. I take pleasure in slamming them down. Daisy and Baby Daisy are one of those so that is why.

2. The babies - Just kidding! If I wasn't, I know User:BabyLuigiOnFire would be mad. But I do think Baby Daisy is the dumbest of the dumb ideas of Nintendo.

3. Peach in Brawl - HOW CAN PRINCESS PEACH FIGHT IN SMASH BROS?! She's the weakest character in the game, AND she's annoying. Actually, her midair attacks kind of kick butt.

4. Fawful not being playable in a spinoff 0:} : Fawful is AWESOME no questions asked. He doesn't deserve just the Mario & Luigi series.

5. Tiny Kong's new look - Tiny Kong isn't tiny anymore! That's because some morons at Nintendo decided to change her look to a skanky disturbing hippie ape. What was wrong with her old look?

A Whole Lot of Random Crap
What I like best about Cinco De Mayo is that it fits to sing that "Oleeeee Ole-Ole-Ole, Ole...Ole" song

To Chinese Users: Just so you know, when your country makes toys, it has poisonous lead paint in it that kills American children ): I'm sorry if that sounds racist.

I don't know how to make friends! (*gasp*) Oh, wait...Yeah, I do.

This user reccomends you play the Super Mario Crossover game by Exploding Rabbit online. Look it up on google or whatever.

This user also reccomends you watch the Super Mario Bros. Z videos. They're awesome as Bowser!

I would've put my random crap in user boxes, but I don't know how.

I think Nintendo should stop picking their noses and make a Mario Party 9 already.

I like Cheez-Itz

Mario deserves a new movie other than that retarded '90s film. It should be called the New Super Mario Bros. Movie

I am glad you are reading this because that means someone is on my UserPage! If only the same people would go to my talk page.......

Games I want to get BAD
Super Mario Galaxy 2

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

New Play Control Mario Power Tennis

My Invented Characters
Yes, I thought up these characters and drew some of them. Actually, I've made up several. At least 50. But I'm not going to waste my time listing them all.

Yosiji- They are a tribe of evil black Yoshis rivalling that of the Yoshi tribe. They have sharp teeth, forked tongues, and a spiky saddle for they hate being ridden.

Burly Krem- A shadowself of Donkey Kong. He's a black Kremling built exactly like Donkey Kong with the same abilities. He has a cantalope shooter. XD

Apocalypse- He used to be a human thief in the middle east. He stole a magic lamp and made a wish to a genie to be the most powerful being in the world. The genie did so but with a price, he had to have a body to contain all this power. The body has super tough skin over a skeleton. The skin contains the power and covers every part of the body except the head, which is where he releases the power. This fraction of power that he has is what makes him the world's most powerful being. He named himself the word that means end of the world because he could be.

My DS games in order of least favorited to favorited
5. (Yes I only have 5 DS games) Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time: In my opinion, this game is the worst in the Mario & Luigi series. It's difficult, sometimes boring, and a really f***ing hard final boss!(I still haven't beaten the two Princess Shroobs back to back yet.

4. Mario Kart DS: This game is quite fun when you first get it, but when you've played it for a while you'll only want to play it when you don't feel like playing anything else.

3. Super Mario 64 DS: Once you've grabbed all the stars that you at least have a clue where they are, you have to resort to internet guides for the rest. REALLY CONFUSING!

2. Pokemon Plantinum: Very fun and extremely addicting. My second favorite Nintendo Franchise delivers.

1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story: This has to be the best Mario RPG ever made. It has a good story, fantastic puzzles, and the ability to play as Bowser! The only flaw I'd say is that you play as Mario & Luigi too much.

Things I wonder
Why is Mario's hair brown and his mustache black? Theory: Luigi colored Mario's mustache black while he was sleeping

If they were going to make a classic female Mario character famous, why not make it Pauline and not Daisy? Theory: apparently people like Daisy better.

If more people like Luigi than Mario, why is he still considered "living in his brothers' shadow"? Theory: Luigi doesn't have enough of his own games.

Why do I suck so much at making a userpage? No comment >:( Theory: I don't bother to learn how.

How does Bowser manage to come back after going through things that would normally kill him? Theory: His awesomeness gives him invincibility. And when he actually does die, he becomes *epic pause* DRY BOWSER!

Why are Sonic's games doing so badly? Theory: I has none

Why does Baby Daisy exist? (I know she'd have to because of Daisy, but why in spinoffs?) Theory: Mario Kart Wii needed more girl characters. *leaves to throw up*

Why do I like Peach more than Daisy? (The other way around than that of before) Theory: I finally actually knew who Daisy was!!!

Dry Bowser's message board
This is a new thing on my Mario Wiki userpage. After being called a decomposed pile of bones (I told him it was anonymous), he decided it was time he put what he wanted to say on this wiki. Whenever Dry Bowser has a message, it will be updated on this board.

7/30/2010 - I was told someone called me decomposed! A decomposed pile of bones! First of all I wasn't composted I had my skin burned off when Mario knocked me into a pool of lava! I'd like to knock that person in the lava!

7/30/10 - Fine, fine, that user was just angry that Beecanoe had insulted their favorite character, Daisy. That's what Beecanoe informed me. I'm still pretty mad, though.

7/30/10 - I'd like to say that, why am I a heavyweight in Mario Kart Wii? I'm all bone! How much can that weigh? Is it that there's not enough heavyweights and, Daisy plugged up the middleweight spot? Well I'm glad Beecanoe slammed Daisy certain anonymous user.

7/30/10 - People who think I'm the same guy as Bowser only as a skeleton are wrong. Bowser just looks like me when his skin falls off. Thus result of me and Bowser in Mario Kart Wii. Stupid people who made my article.

10 Quotes

 * "Monster. I am not a monster. I am a god!!" Mecha Sonic - Super Mario Bros. Z
 * "IT'S OVER 9000!!!" Vegeta - Dragon Ball Z
 * "Lucky Candy!" Karate Duo #1 - Bowser's Kingdom
 * "Falcon Punch!" Captain Falcon - Super Smash Bros. Series
 * "What? But I know I can help! I can turn people into eggplants!" Eggplant Wizard - Smash Kingdom
 * "You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!!" King Dedede - Brawl Taunts
 * "Awww come ON! Green means GO, Jacka--!" Captain Falcon - Nin10Doh
 * "Find the computer room!" Vector the Croc - Shadow the Hedgehog
 * "Silence! I kill you!" Achmed - Jeff Dunham
 * "Congraturation this story is happy end." Ghosts n' Goblins

Starting Captains

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Princess Peach
 * Princess Daisy
 * Yoshi
 * Donkey Kong
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser
 * Bowser Jr.

Unlockable Captains

 * Diddy Kong
 * Petey Pirahna
 * King Boo
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Luigi
 * Funky Kong
 * Rosalina
 * King K. Rool
 * Dry Bowser
 * Super Team Leader (returns =D)

Sidekicks

 * Toad
 * Koopa
 * Birdo
 * Hammer Bros.
 * Shy Guy
 * Boo
 * Dry Bones
 * Monty Mole
 * Paratroopa
 * Goomba
 * Magikoopa
 * Blooper
 * Wiggler
 * Toadette
 * Luma
 * Super Team Player



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