User talk:Ray Trace





= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

11. Want my phone number? Here it is: 555-121-1212

12. Want my I.P. address? Here: 127.0.0.1. Now shut up and leave me alone.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

'''NOTICE: Please do NOT plague with me with curses anymore (you can still type random numbers, but it has to be a reasonable amount and NOT screw up my talk page). It's funny at first, but it's getting quite annoying lately. Any more "curses" that I have will immediately be deleted.'''

Sorry for my seriousness. Now...

Hey, you, YEAH, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Dang it. Never thought I'll earn this template. -Beeb

Step by Step Process
http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif First, do the obvious, open GIMP.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Create new file. Make the background transparent by clicking on the option.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Paste your image.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Use the magic wand to select the background.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Erase as you please.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Save as PNG.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif Wario.

http://www.mariowiki.com/irc/img/mario/wario.gif That's what I did.

23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

I know that you LOVE Wario. That's why. I did you a favor. 23:13, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Wario did that, not me! He hijacked my computer, darn it, you smelly fat man!!!!!!!!! 23:15, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Yeah.

http://birdsbybaranoff.com/images/2887-scrub-jay.jpg

OMG so cute!!! 23:18, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

What do you mean by "recoloring stuff"? 23:46, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Toad facts-- NOT TRUE! (well most of them aren't. some are.)
Those things you said about toads...

Are not all true!

I will tell you my opinion on your "facts"!


 * 1) Toad is not only a baby. Not all, anyways. Only 98% of the population. I am not a baby.
 * 2) Only the ancient generation of toads chose plastic surgery. Over the years, it changed to where it gets forced upon you in your first living moments! Actually, forced upon you when you are 13 hours old. What, you think I would choose plastic surgery? I wouldn't.
 * 3) No. Toadsworth is in the other 2% of the population. So am I. And so are my brothers.
 * 4) Sadly, this is true. Again, now this is a law, it must happen from birth. Hour 13. Unlucky.
 * 5) Yes! This is true! When will Nintendo realize that the toad that is in the Mario Kart games is a BABY??? They should allow an older toad, like me, to drive!
 * 6) Actually, this is not true. It just isn't!
 * 7) Because the above one is false this is as well.
 * 8) It actually didn't. The toad in Mario Kart 64 was not a baby. All non-baby-toads have this voice. All baby toads don’t.
 * 9) True, but not for all toads. All baby toads, yes, and the non-baby-toads are only smiling—they’re doing their best not to burst out laughing all the time. Why would they laugh? What would they laugh at? I’ll tell you: Wario’s stupidity. Of course, that’s not all the time. When Wario’s nearby, all toads (even baby ones) stop smiling. Wario stinks so bad not even toads can keep smiling near him! You meanie Wario!


 * Yeah, 24/7. When Wario's around, time swings around to hour 25. It only does that around Wario.Blue Toad ( Talk ) 00:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Toad is still a baby. He wears a diaper and he screams like a psycho. Toad is still one of my favorite characters though. 00:28, 9 August 2010 (UTC)


 * Besides, LGM, why does your signature have a white background?

What are you talking about? It looks fine to me. 00:36, 9 August 2010 (UTC)


 * It looks WHITE to me, punk. You're a liar.

Hey
Hey, BLOF, I know this is completely and utterly random but you wanna be friends? If so, take this userbox. If not, I'll be a loner forEVER... JK!!!

A hello from a double agent on both Mario and Bowser's side!!!
NOOOOO!!!!! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYY!!!! YOU ACCEPTED THE DEVIL'S FRIEND REQUEST!!!dies a tragic death

Actually, I don't do DON'T care. Sgt.Boo and I are friends. I just messed with him cause he was never giving friend requests. As you can see, I don't do DON'T(Shut up Wario!) have Daisy on my sig. That's a go for making fun of her!

Doesn't everyone call their sibling the devil?

Actually, BLOF, you're the one who's stupid. I'M the one who made you smarter, but your primitive little brain couldn't process it. 21:21, 9 August 2010 (UTC)
 * No, you're wrong, sucker. Everyone knows that I'm smarter than you. IN JO FACE, PUNK! Baby Luigi>>>>>>>>>>>Mario

RANDOM QUESTION!!!
BTW- Did you notice a lot of girl users on this wiki say their real name on this? Sgt.Boo didn't, but I did. And you and LGM did.

You didn't take that long. Besides I was vandalizing Sgt.Boo's page. Wanna see?

That nipper plant is disturbing, lol.

Compare!!!



21:26, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

Actually, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!! THANX!!!!!

Hey, you're on!! Wanna see Sgt.Boo's page now? Check the bottom! Here you go!

Great, Now he vandalized my page and put a huge pic of Waluigi on it.

Message!
- Enjoy (BTW - check userpedia if you haven't read it, but you're in it.)

- This should explain a lot. I will tell you that it is a good story.
 * BTW, read the comments about it before you say anything about it.

Hey, Whoa
Never thought Wario was so creepy back in the day. Those videos just might give me nightmares. He seems so plucky and funny that I could never imagine he was once like that.

Gold Bar.
Another image request. Pretty soon, I'm going to have to give you my soul for all the IOU's I have. lol jk. Anyways, Gold Bar's image needs to be seperated, because in Point Swap, there is a point where Gold Bar x3 + point swap = Gold Bar. So can you please do that and let me know when you are done? Thanks!
 * Thanks! I will see you later (probably asking for more assistance).
 * I guess. You are coming in next, so good thing that I remembered that. Hope you like your character, as I only guessed how I wanted you to look. If you don't like it, just tell me what you want it to be on my talk page, and I will change it.
 * What is your personality then (just checking)?
 * I sort of got a bit of it in my story so far, but now I will make sure that appears when you reappear in my story! I was very close in the part coming soon.
 * You welcome, BabyLuigi ForHire OnFire.

The Most Awesomest Castle of Awesome Evil


Behold, the mighty Castle of Bowser. So powerful! So terrifying! So big, it will flatten 1,000,000,000 Warios! Wario is but a tiny microscopic speck compared to the castle. Its awesome power level is OVER 900000000000! The temperature is so hot from all the lava, Wario will melt like 100000 tonnes of raw butter orbiting the sun even if he's 10000000 miles away!!! BEHOLD THE JPEGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here endeth the spam of Bowser Castle. 16:44, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
 * AAARRRGGHH!!...Too...Much...Wario...Smell. Wario smells bad, so bad that here in Dark Land, we've all relocated to The Void. I don't go near bacon in case Wario pops out and eats absorbs me. 0_o FACT: Bowser Castle has the pressure of a supermassive black hole. It's true. 13:42, 11 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Wario shall pay for messing with the laws of astrophysics! No way, I'm not gonna touch it even with a 10-mile bargepole. A WARIO Castle?! Wah. Never mind, it shall be destroyed, for Wario is not allowed any turf, for he is disowned by everything. Yes, even fat disowns Wario. >:] 13:06, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Gross. So gross... And wrong. At least Wario hasn't absorbed the Wiki, or this:

Got to train up my awesome Pokemon team now. And fully evolve them. Currently: FERALIGATR, SPEAROW, ONIX, EKANS. 10:53, 13 August 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks! Yeah, I only got SoulSilver a few days ago, but I'm addicted. I plan to have 3 teams: a team of Legendaries (hopefully lead by the awesome badass RAYQUAZA), my current team of mixed 'Mon, and a team of non-Lvl100 'Mon for when I want to catch some new ones. Current team UPDATE: FERALIGATR, FEAROW, ONIX, ARBOK, EEVEE (I want UMBREON). My team's roughly all around Lvl30, and I'm in Ecruteak City. I also plan to get that cool RED GYARADOS from the Lake of Rage. I really need to get my DS Lite's Wi-Fi connection working...and possibly use the Pokewalker. 06:06, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Friends
Can we be friends? NOBODY ON THIS WIKI HAS USED MY FRIEND USERBOX!!!! The code is on my discussion page. WariowareIsCool LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Urgent!
I have something to say, BabyLuigiOnFire is... can you visit my talk page? There's a reply to your message. Posted by WariowareIsCool (Give me a Mario Party game and i'll give £10 back!)

Happy Wiki day!
Here is your cake!

Just do it!
Just go and add my friend userbox to your userpage. It's nearly nighttime here in the UK, and so I will keep checking every minute or so. The signature thing doesn't make sense! I'm so konfused! (see, I told you that I was konfused in one of my userboxes!)

WariowareIsCool (crazy weirdos stay away!)

PS: Do put a reply saying it's up, OK?


 * It's up. I told you it would be confusing. Every newbie on this wiki thinks HTML is confusing. Even I thought it was confusing. Now, I know a reasonable amount because I learned from others and myself.

Since when did Wiki Day become a holiday?
Whoo, Happy Mario Wiki Day! Here's a big, scary-looking cake, just for you. If you don't want to eat it, you're welcome to smash it in Wario's face.




 * Ewwwwww that cake was touching Wario. It must be infested with Wario germs by now! Good thing Wario wasn't on that wall of graffiti. If he were, all the other characters would have been there dead.

Re: Request
Sure, no problem.-- 06:18, 13 August 2010 (UTC)


 * Thanks

DA SPRITE AND MY NOVEL!!!I LIKE SCREAMIMG!!!
To the sprite:Yes you may edit it. I'll just edit it's ammount of pxls in my sig. My sig needs some adjusting anyway. Oh yea! Guess what?I made a Userpedia account and am currently writing a story called "The Secret CSS". You're in it, LGM is, BPK is, FF65 is, Tucayo is, FunkyK38 is, Gamefreak is, Steve is, and I am. That's ALOT! Oh yea, and it's time for random wario facts!

1.To weigh Wario, you must use a scale bigger than the world so it does not break. He has cracked it though.

2.Wario weighs as much as the worlds been alive and his age combined.

3.WarioWare was soppose to have a stupid name "Mario Mare" but when Wario sat down at the meeting, he started an earthquake that swithed the M around.

4.The reason that Pluto is no longer a planet is becase he ate it. And he was still hungry.

5.Waluigi is just Wario's extra fat he doesn't feel like having.

That's all! Bye!

17:09, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

3.WarioWare was soppose to have a stupid name "Mario Mare" but when Wario sat down at the meeting, he started an earthquake that swithed the M around.

It's Mario Mart and Wario's earthquake corrupted the T.

2.Wario weighs as much as the worlds been alive and his age combined.

Wario weighs way more than that.

Nice Wario facts, though. 18:40, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Wario weighs way more than that.

Yeah, to think that Wario rips the time and space fabric while black holes don't and Wario sucks in black holes, you should think that of course he weighs and has more mass than anything else combined.

WARIO
























Wario is a greedy person, to a pig-like extent. He is so greedy, he will do anything to get money, be it stealing or going on an adventure. He is also a miser, as he never lets anyone touch his treasure. He can also be seen stuffing his face often like a pig, indicating that his greed is extended to food. Alas, his greedy nature overtakes him and he goes out of control occasionally, even going as far as to double-cross his friends. Like Mario, he has many Italian traits. While he is of Italian heritage, whether he was actually born in the country Italy or not is still a mystery due to the lack of information on his birthplace. Nintendo Power once stated that Wario is Mario's cousin.

Wario's not as dumb as he appears to be since he makes WarioWare games and can fly a plane. In fact, he may actually be very skilled at electronics, as he made a dimensional teleporter in a few seconds. He also constructed the Mario Kart 64 race track Wario Stadium. The reason why many assume he is a bonehead is that he is hot-headed, clumsy, and sometimes forgets his common sense.

Wario is very aggressive, especially in the Mario Kart series, as he pushes racers off the road if in his way. In the Mario Party series, he apparently puts his greedy nature aside to play fair, if that's even in his vocabulary. In general sports, Wario is a braggart and a sore loser, even going as far as to claim that somebody is cheating when he loses.

According to the official website for Wario Land 4, Wario exercises during his free time, and according to the Choose Your Own Adventure book Warioland 4, Wario hates sand.

Wario is considered scary to most of the Toads and even King Boo (though not as scary as Bowser), as revealed in Super Mario 64 DS. '''











































































According to the Wario World instruction manual, Wario weighs 308 pounds, although he claims it's just his clothes ("I like to layer!"). He has broad, muscular arms, a large belly, and his excess fat overlaps the openings of his overalls; it is shown his arms and legs are pure muscle meaning the rest of his fat must be stored elsewhere. Wario is prone to outbursts of anger, especially when he doesn't get his way. He has unhygienic habits, such as nose picking.

His skin ranges from a fair to tan complexion. The tone is similar to that of the other mens'. His nose is pink, large, slightly pointed down, and he has large nostrils. Wario's mouth is square, as is his head, with blocky teeth and a fixed grin. He also has a round, thick, cleft chin. He has round black-eyes shaped by his cheeks and arched brows. They are outlined with a light blue, baggy, ring similar to Waluigi's. He has very constricted pupils and his iris is of a very dark shade.

Wario is actually not as short as he appears. He appears much wider than others and he's taller than Mario. In fact, Wario is as tall as Luigi regardless of his stout appearance, but he is still shorter than others such as Peach and Waluigi. His athletic abilities tend to make him a powerhouse character, as is expected with his body type.

Wario has light brown hair, the same color as Waluigi's. His hairstyle is the same as Waluigi's as well, having small flips at the back, swooped up bangs, and styled sideburns. He also has a black, zigzag shaped mustache which is a unique trait.

Wario wears a plumber outfit similar to that of Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi's. Unlike Mario and Luigi, his outfit has some details not shared with his counterpart, Waluigi. He has a white streak on the rim of his yellow hat, and has white buttons on his purple overalls instead of the usual gold the other men wear. Additionally, the blue W on his cap sticks out of the white spot it is displayed on. Wario also wears green shoes with a brown sole that are pointed like an elves. His gloves are white and wrist-length with his W emblem printed on the forehand.

Wario's outfit hasn't changed as drastically as other character's over time, but has had noticeable updates. Originally his overalls appeared to be much more pink in color, and have been officially referred to as pink at times. His short sleeves first showed up in Wario Land II, but they did not show up again until Wario World which would mark the finalization of his sleeves staying shorter than the others.

WARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-The Super Mario Wiki Staff

WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


''' I TOLD YOU HE WOULD EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''



CLICK HERE TO ESCAPE THE TERROR!!!!!!

THIS LADY IS CRAZY I TELLL YOU, CRAZY!!!!!!
PS use this

OMG, she's gonna turn into an ugly creature!!!!!

Told you...

Nice try!
Here it comes again!!!



WARIO IS FAT!!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME.

Sorry If It insults you, but
I laughed at those pics. GTG!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminder


The Fawful Hammer Bro thing

Warning!!!!!!!!
You know that you're married to Wario! Don't deny it! Oh here, take this. I know you'll just love it ;D

Enough with the games! You KNOW he is YOUR husband! Just look at how cute you two look together!

You got that backwards. He's YOUR wife, not mine. And look, you have a son, too!



That's not my son! That's my EX-HUSBAND as a baby. Yeah, that's right. I divorced Wario! He's your problem now! Muwahahahaha!!!

OMG! You are so wrong! Wario just married Mr. Krab's mother! Spongebob is ruined!!!!!

http://images.tvrage.com/cguide/27/4445.jpg

Ahhhh!

http://vgboxart.com/boxes/Wii/12338_super_wario_galaxy.png

65, you colored BaboonLicksMario'sButtOnFire wrong. Therefore, YOU are guilty of your being married to Wario! 23:49, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

I'm divorced. I'm no longer with Wario. And this conversation is starting to creep me out.

Wow. That Pokemon image is really disturbing.