List of Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix, listed alphabetically by character.

Bowser

 * "I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?"

Cloud 9

 * "Welcome to Cloud 9!"
 * "What's this? It appears that this is your first time buying an item."
 * "Allow me to explain. There are two types of items: Those that you can start to use once you buy them and those you can only use when dancing."
 * "You can hold a maximum of three items that you can use when dancing."
 * "But you have to do more than just carry them around."
 * "Before you start dancing, choose that item and press to confirm. And then you are set!"
 * "The best way to get the hang of using items is just to try them out!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "That's right. It's a beaut, isn't it?"
 * "I'll give it to you if you do something for me."
 * "All right then, Mario/Luigi and Toad! Come this way!"

World 1

 * "Those darn kids! They treat my precious garden like a playground!"
 * "If you can get rid of these Koopa Troopas, the key to Truffle Towers is yours!"
 * "Your moves were killer, Mario/Luigi! Those shells will think twice next time they messing with my carrots!"
 * ''"Like I promised, here is the key to Truffle Towers!""

Main Menu

 * "An adventure in search of Music Keys!" (Story Mode)
 * "Check out all the top records." (Records)
 * "Change the settings for calorie calculation." (Workout)
 * "Change various game settings." (Options)

Story Mode

 * "Do you want to hear that again?"

Options

 * "Choose either Stereo or Mono." (Sound)
 * "Turn the dancing commentary on or off." (Announcer)

Pirate Lakitu

 * "Ehhhh? This be the "Boogie Booster"! It be fer yer ship!"
 * "As long as ye have this lucky charm attached to the stern, ye'll make it through any whirlpool!"
 * "No! Me precious booster be not for sale!"
 * "Ye have a point there, laddie. 'Tis a keen eye ye have. There be only one way to solve this. A duel!"
 * "If ye win, I'll give ye me precious treasure. But ye won't!"
 * "We'll fish to see who gets the booty!"
 * "Shiver me timbers! Ye've bested me! So, I've installed me Boogie Booster on your ship."

Game's opening cutscene

 * "Oh me oh my! Oh no!"
 * "We've got to do something before chaos takes over the world!"
 * "I got it! I know who can help!"
 * "With him on our side, there's still hope for us all!"

World 1

 * "Hey Mario/Luigi! We've got a problem here!"
 * "It's just terrible! Someone stole the Music Keys!"
 * "The Music Keys! You know, the spheres that hold the power of music!"
 * "They were locked up in Truffle Towers for safekeeping."
 * "But someone broke through the seal and stole the keys!"
 * "And then released all the music into the land!"
 * "If you're quiet, you can hear the music. Shhh. Can you hear it?"
 * "Sometimes I suddenly catch myself dancing to the music. It's creepy! But also kind of fun!"
 * "If you don't find the keys, we'll all be doing this dorky dance! Forever!"
 * "Oh yeah, and chaos and discord will rain down on the Mushroom Kingdom and maybe destroy us all."
 * "Will you find the Music Keys so we can contain this wild force?"
 * "I knew we could count on you, Mario/Luigi! Let's go to Truffle Towers!"
 * "Oh no! We can't cross because the river's flooded!"
 * "The power of the music must have done something to the river! Now what are we going to do?"
 * "Oh, wait! Do you remember how that rhyme about the Music Keys goes?"
 * "When they keys make you shake your thing, magic things start happening!"
 * "So... If we dance, maybe something magic will happen and we'll able to cross the river!"
 * "Here it is! Truffle Towers! Shall we?"
 * "What's going on? The door's locked!"
 * "Are you OK? Mario/Luigi!"
 * "Wow, that pipe's pretty deep! I don't think you can jump our from where you are!"
 * "It's gonna take a miracle to get outta here. I got it! Dance your way out!"
 * "Can you handle it?"
 * "You'll need your best moves to get rid of them!"
 * "Yahoo! You did it! Let's go to the towers now!"
 * "Wait a second. I got it! Maybe we can fix it by dancing! And by we, I mean you."
 * "First a twister, now this? What terrible luck we've been having!"
 * "Then why do you have it out on display?"
 * "I shouldn't have eaten all those bananas...Oof! Here we go!"
 * "I don't speak Squidish, but I'm pretty sure he's saying that he won't give us the key."
 * "I'm not sure dancing will work this time. He's got a lot more legs."
 * "My legs are too stubby to dance. It's up to you, Mario/Luigi!"
 * "Don't be scared! It's just a regular old house. No way it's haunted. Come on!"
 * "Ack! Save me!"
 * "What a horrible, stinky fellow!"
 * "It'd a lot easier going down this mountain than it was going up. All we gotta do is slide!"
 * "No one can beat Mario/Luigi on the dance floor!"

Cloud 9

 * "Hey, what's that over there? Isn't that the key to Truffle Towers?"
 * "How in the world did it get here? It's not for sale, is it?"
 * "I need that key!"

Truffle Towers

 * "Let's go in!"
 * "You gotta do whatever it takes to get the Music Key from Waluigi and lock it safety away."
 * "You give us the Music Key! Now!"
 * "You did it! You did the Music Key back!"
 * "Amazing, Mario/Luigi!"
 * "But, our journey has just begun! I don't know how to say this, but... There are four Music Keys in all."
 * "Originally, the four keys were kept in Truffle Towers for safekeeping."
 * "But whoever released the music also stole the other three keys and scattered them across the land."
 * "We need to find the three keys and lock them back in Truffle Towers to restore order again."
 * "Please, Mario/Luigi! We're all depending on you to find the keys!"
 * "I've prepared the SS Brass to help us!"
 * "Hop on board and we'll start our journey to find the missing Music Keys!"
 * "And we're off!"

Toadette

 * "Hey, what's the deal?! What did you do to my hotel? It looks like a corkscrew now! Nobody wants to vacation in a corkscrew!"
 * "See, that didn't take very long, Mr. I'm-in-a-rush! It looks good as new!"
 * "I hear you guys are looking for some shiny globes?"
 * "I saw them, you know. They flew in that direction."
 * "But...the sea is fraught with danger! Fraught, I tell you! Hey, I'm not done talking!"

Game's opening cutscene

 * "Wahahaha! At last I've found them!"
 * "The Music Keys, the bearers of the power of music!"
 * "I shall release the music from the keys and flood the world with chaos!"
 * "And then... I will hypnotize the rhythmless masses with my moves! And rise to power!"
 * "Wahahaha!"

Truffle Towers

 * "Wahahaha! I have a surprise for you!"
 * "I, Waluigi, claim this Music Key in the name of...um...Waluigi!"
 * "With this key, I'll be the best dancer in the world! Wahahaha!"
 * "What are you doing here? This is a PRIVATE dance party!"
 * "Wahahaha! The only way you'll get it back is if you defeat me... in a dance-off!"

Wario

 * "Wahahahaha! You'll never catch me! Or the key!"
 * "This is my key! If you want it, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, gloved hands!"
 * "I'm going to use the Music Key for my newest attraction! It's called "DDR: Wario Mix.""
 * "It's an exploration of greed, stench, and stubby legs through interpretive dance."