User talk:Ray Trace





= Rules, the Thing No One Loves and Needs Some! =

Everyone has rules that must be regulated. Even so this was created after some messages were here, I was satisfied with all!

1. First, no swearing. I won't even accept "damn." I don't know why I'm so sensitive but whatever.

2. Respect everyone else (duh, it's like I'm gonna start insulting a random user for absolutely no reason). Well if you don't respect, things will turn out awesome, for me though and not for you.

3. Respect Baby Luigi. I'm basically a fanatic about this dude. But I do allow you to call him ugly in my talk page. I accept that.

4. Do not light me on fire as well! Only do it to Baby Luigi! I meant flaming. Ok, so don't flame Baby Luigi either.

5. All new messages must go to this page's bottom.

6. Go ahead, insult Wario. Just remember to not swear or do anything inappropriate.

7. If you have any new Wario facts for me, please let me know!!

8. Refer to me as a female in case you didn't know.

9. GO AHEAD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

10. I will reply as fast and quick as I can, so don't expect me to delay and give you a message 10 years later.

00:36, 6 November 2009 (EST)

THIS IS ALL KS3'S AND LEFTYGREENMARIO'S FAULT FOR MAKING MY PREVIOUS TALK PAGE +60,000 BYTES LONG!! LOLROFLWTFWTHFYIBTWBBQ oh, and messages start here
What other acronyms can you think of??? Nice name for your 3rd archive (created in God knows how many days) but I was thinking of the scientific name of Scrub Jays. Up with Scrub Jays and Baby Luigi (and red shells), Down with Wario, Waluigi, Kamek, Luigi, and Shadoo. -

PS: It was really RightyRedLuigi's fault. If he didn't start the scrub jay curse then this huge wall of text won't be on your archive.

Messages DO NOT start here
Hi. -

Plagiarism
The huge wall of text on your Archive 3 is really plagiarism. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And it was RightyRedLuigi's fault for starting the "curse".

Wario Facts for sale again

 * 1) Wario's IQ is -1000.
 * 2) Wario's EQ is also -1000.
 * 3) The reason why the US is in a economic crisis is because of Wario's dumbness.
 * 4) People aren't allowed to call other people names. But they can call Wario names. (Note that Wario isn't technically a person. Neither is Waluigi. Luigi, it depends on which ones are you talking about. The real people or the intelligent being who killed King Boo.)
 * 5) Wario would win in a farting contest with the Gods of Mount Olympus.
 * 6) I can't believe that enemies will go near Wario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS.
 * 7) Wario got twelfth in Mario Kart Wii.
 * 8) The Wario in the Warioware Series is a different one. That one is humiliated to be named after this fat dumb "ass". He really wants to be renamed Bob but stupid Nintendo won't let him. (Note that the one in the WarioWare series weighs 290 pounds, and the one in the Mario Series weighs God knows how much.)
 * 9) I can't believe that Wario is a featured article.
 * 10) Chuck Norris sucks. But Chuck Norris is better than Wario.
 * 11) Garlic Man isn't Wario.

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Luigi Article
Did you know someone vandalized Luigi saying that he is gay and retarded in December??? That should be put into the MarioWiki: BJAODN, but when I tried to put it in, a few minutes later, someone deleted that section saying it was false. -

Re:Image
Sorry about that... -FourPaperHeroes 02:24, 24 February 2010 (EST)

Hiya
Well, I didnt really know how to create the table so I decided to just look at the code and copy and paste it. I was gonna put my rules down, but honestly, nobody reads the rules (execpt me, and I'm guessing you).

Do you really enjoy Mario Party DS? If you do, it's your opionon and I'll respect it, but I see that game like you see Yoshi. I think it's really uncreative and...no Bowser minigames? COME ON! Plus Fawful isint in it (dissapoiting for me) and Baby Luigi isint in it (dissapoining for you).

Some people hate Baby Luigi. I'm not necesarily his fan, but he is pretty awesome...... unlike that retarted Starlow(Sorry if you like her.) She just looks..................Im not gonna say it. Bleg, nothin else to say. There never really is after about 5 sentences. Ratfink43

Super Duper Mario Rainbow Factory
First off, if you havent yet, go to YouTube and watch My Roomate Mario

Super Duper Mario Rainbow Factory should be real! That would be cool, Mario running through a rainbow in a factory... im confusing myself. Hows life? Moreover, how the weather (cold and snowy here in New England)?

Raphaelraven497

So you and LeftyGreenMario are sisters? then you must not live with eachother. Why else would you get very long messages from her? Yeah, it probably would be better with Waluigi. He's purple, my second favorite color (can you guess what my favorite is?). Purple Power !!!!!!!!!

Raphie497

Userpedia
Hey BabyLuigiOnFire. I recently went onto Userpedia and became a user there. It is a great wiki there, so how about you try out for a bit. Most of the people there are from the MarioWiki. Here's the link -. Hope you have fun.

Hey, its Billy Mays here!
I'm back from the dead, and here to sell you some Oxy Clean!

Anyways, I get emails from Nintendo right now about all those upcoming games and all that stuff. Well, I think I should cancel all the emails now because of this one disturbing thing I was sent this morning. See, before I caught the bus to go to school, I went on the internet to check my email. It turned out that I got anyone email from Nintendo, and you won't believe what the email's topic was. It said in bold letters: "HEY YOU! Wanna make games with Wario?"!!!! Now why in the world would I want to make games with such an ugly and obese man! Terrible, terrible, terrible!!!!

Did you know that the WarioWare games are called "Made in Wario" in Japan. Boy, I feel really bad for those poor Japanese people. I mean, YUCK! who would possibly play a game that was made in WARIO?! Can you imaging the gooey slime and fat that would be there? Bleh!

Thunderstorm aren't much of a big deal for me. But they can be really annoying when you're trying to sleep. I don't think you know what its like in Pennsylvania, though. There's two feet of snow in my yard, and the electricity recently went out for almost 24 hours at my home. You don't know what its like to not have electricity for a day!!!! I can't wait til summer, there's just no sunlight in my world.

My mind isn't being very productive today, so um... that's all I can say.


 * Which one??? the one in the Mario Series (weighs God knows how much), or the one in the Wario series (the one who weighs 304 pounds and is on the diet)??? They are different people, and the one in the Wario series wants to be renamed. Stupid Nintendo, first of all, won't buy Sega, second of all, won't rename Wario in the Wario Series and make the one in the Wario series skinner, third of all, won't stop making gay characters (Luigi and Kamek are 2 of them already) and fat characters (Mario, Luigi, Wario, the Wario in the Wario series who wants to be renamed, Cyan Yoshi, Green Yoshi, etc.), and fourth of all, wouldn't rename Wario in the Wario series.


 * She's talking about the one in the Mario series, because that's the more well-known Wario.

Hola Amigo
Im on vacation!!! Yay!! Hi.

<- My new sig (it's a take on yours)

Re:Tabel
Yeah, if you saw the Proposals page, you will see that pretty much no one is working on there. Anyway, you can look at my talk page that is recently updated: My Talk. I got another Wario fact that is about what happens when he is on the Super Mario Wiki.


 * 1) Wario is a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a sockpuppet of a vandel on the Super Mario Wiki in the Mushroom Kingdom. They blocked him and said that Wario's IP is banned forever. They deleted all his userpages (like his user page, his talk page, his contributions, his edit count, his sig, his tests, and etc.).
 * 2) You will be sucked in Wario's mouth even if you stood on the other side of the Milky Way. Good thing that Wario is standing in the Dark Dark Land, where their is no one there.

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BRAWL!!!!
Hey BabyLuigiOnFire! I got Super Smash Bros. Brawl over the last few weeks.IT PWNS! I LUV IT! My favorite brawler is Kirby!

Oh! I almost forgot. One night I heard Wario died in an explosion that was caused by a grenade thrown by Solid Snake!Also Waluigi was sued for owning too many Polly Pocket and Barbie dolls. Then I woke up. Best dream ever! Alright see ya on the wiki.

PS Did you hear about the inappropriate vandalism on Luigi's Mansion. Ericcee10 changed Luigi's Mansion to Luigi's (Word for man part)

Samus is a Robot
No questions asked. It really is a robot. Try to contradict me!!


 * 1) Wario weighs so much, not even God (if he exists) knows how much he weighs. Let's say he weighs at least septrillion times more than a black hole (and I know for a fact that black holes indeed weigh more than 10 billion cars).
 * 2) Wario has no feet or legs. They are just footless stumps of fat.
 * 3) Wario is not a human.
 * 4) Wario's cholesterol is harder than diamond, with a score of 325 in the Moh's scale.
 * 5) The Haiti earthquake was actually caused by Wario trying to hop over a pebble.
 * 6) Wario's spit is actually clear melted margarine.
 * 7) Margarine is actually butter with Wario's brain juice mixed. And Wario doesn't even have a brain.
 * 8) Wario is so smelly, if he was confined in prison, the cell would dissolve.
 * 9) Any thing (like bacteria, pollen, viruses, etc) that would enter Wario's body would eventually become embedded. Why? Wario's smelly.
 * 10) Wario's poop is one of the most uninhabitable things ever. Not even Archaea (sp?) can even withstand the hazardous environment. Heck, it's more uninhabitable than a super giant's core!
 * 11) Wario's poop can blow up Earth.
 * 12) Wario's actual home planet is Neptune. Neptune is cold. That's why Wario is so fat. Neptune was originally a small, rocky planet, but we know now, it's a gas giant. Guess where all of that gas came from?
 * 13) Wario's breath can kill nuclear slime. Nuclear slime is not even a living thing.
 * 14) Wario is so fat, his stomach's lining is really thick. Which means Wario's stomach can't hold a drip of water. Fortunately (or unfortunately), the food Wario eats actually gets embedded into Wario's fat. Where does his poop come from?
 * 15) Wario's poop is created by fat dripping off the walls of his body. Some of his pee, lice, dandruff (not even God knows where those came from), and brain juice gets mixed in. The fat hardens and turns brown. Let's not go further.

I just typed in the Wario article. I think I got contaminated! Ack!

GIVE ME WARIO DISINFECTANT! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! I CAN FEEL IT'S EFFECTS!!!! WAAAAHHH!!!

21:20, 9 March 2010 (EST)

Yoshi is a yoshi
More facts...


 * 1) Wario's purple overalls are supposed to be white, but Waluigi dyed it pink and blue and it turned into purple. It will turn yellow in 36 thousand years.
 * 2) Wario weighs more then 987 myrillion tons.
 * 3) The 8.8 Chile earthquake was caused by Wario trying to jump over a twig.
 * 4) The Katrina Hurricane was caused by Wario spinning.
 * 5) You know why Wario wasn't in Super Mario Kart??? Because he farted on the alpha and the Nintendo developers kicked him out of the game. And because he looked too fat and ugly.

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 * Well, actually, if Wario created the earthquake, it would destroy the entire solar system. Plus, Wario peed in his shirt, unlike what you said about the color changing.


 * Why did Nintendo change their minds and say "let's put Wario in" *laughs*. Wario ain't gonna change whether you place it in or not.

and

 * 1) Wario's fat is rated 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 on the Moh's Scale.
 * 2) Wario's poop is rated 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 on the Moh's Scale.
 * 3) Wario would win at laser tag because his "lasers" (fart gas) kills everyone.
 * 4) Wario's fart is equivalent to plutonium in a gas state.
 * 5) Wario's poop is so radioactive that one square millimeter of it will blow up the Milky Way.
 * 6) Wario has breast and prostrate cancer.
 * 7) Wario has lung cancer.
 * 8) When someone touches Wario's poop, he instantly disintegrates.

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 * It's not radioactive, it's SUPERINADEAFENINGEXPLOSIONAWESOME radioactive. But you're right about the Milky Way.


 * Wario does has cancer, but it isn't affecting his life.


 * Wario's fart is even more than that, whatever plutonium is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium

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 * Potassium is more reactive than plutonium, as it's on the left of the Periodical Table. But Wario's fart is more reactive than that.


 * Radioactive, not reactive.


 * Actually, I meant reactive. Potassium explodes when it comes in contact with air. With AIR, MAN!!

link to somewhere <-- go there

 * 1) Wario's poop is element 211 on the Periodic table. (Scientists say that the periodic table only goes up to 210, but they missed Wario's Poop.)
 * 2) Wario and Luigi are probably going to marry each other in 2 centillion years.
 * 3) I wonder how people can survive in infinity miles of Wario.
 * 4) Wario is so fat, ugly, and exotic, his alter ego had a civil war against him, and obviously lost, considering how fat, ugly, smelly, and exotic he is.
 * 5) How is a ball of fat so good at curling and hammer throw???

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 * We may have no idea why a piece of fat is so good at sports. Losing 0-99 in any sport, I think he is the best player ever.


 * Wario can't lose wars. One reason is because his fart is 10 million times more powerful than cyanide gas (heck, even a thermonuclear weapon) and the other is because he's a WARrIOr!!

I mean, in the intro of M&SATOG, they actually showed Wario playing Hammer throw.


 * No they didn't. That's just someone in a Wario costume.

Bye bye from Baby Luigi
Notice This message has been written by baby Luigi and Baby Luigi ONLY!!!!

bye Bye. Me go to Mexico. back in 1 week. have fun on wiki when i gone. wario make earthquake in haiti while he try to play hopscotch. the end.

Goodbye!

''VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!'

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Do you know Jesus?
 * So your athiest? hmmm... You don't belive in anything?
 * What do you think happens to you when you die?
 * Think about it if life is like science says, then when we die it couldn't be black we couldn't see it, know about it, or think about it. We WOULDN'T exist, we couldn't think at all.
 * Do you really want to believe that?
 * Well its going to happen you can't avoid it. There is a right answer to this question and thats Jesus. He DIED for us so that we might have eternal life in Heaven with him. He forgave us for sinning against Him.
 * That is not pertaning to the topic at hand. Thats why we die of old age not what happens after we die.
 * Actually they have. Have you ever read the book 90 minutes in Heaven or 20 minutes in Hell? They are books about people who went to the respectable places but they came back people in the hospital. And don't say maybe it was a dream or a coma, it wasn't.

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I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!
OMG!!! I'm back!!!! Ok, I already have over 50% in mainspace edits so now I can talk, talk, talk and never ever EVER shut up!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!

Hey guess what random holiday it is today?! OMG, its PI DAY!!!! Wait what... that's a math equation? I THOUGHT IT MEANT WE GOT FREE PIE!!!! Oh yeah, I really wish this proposal passed. If it did, we could get Wayoshi to bring us PIE!!!!!! Yeah yeah yeah!!!!! But noooooooooooooooo the whole day is like dedicated to math and circles! I mean, really! CIRCLES? THAT'S WHAT WARIO IS SHARPED LIKE!!!!! One giant chunk of round fat fat fat! Pi can't even measure the circumference of Wario's fat, because its so big and blah that NOTHING can even describe it!!! Yuck!!!

OMG!!!

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You should try playing Diddy Kong in SSBB sometime. Its not that he's good or anything, but when he gets hit and you pause the game, he has the greatest look on his face ever! Really, try it, take the picture, and save it to your SD card (if you have one).

Have you ever played Possessed Frog DS where you can have Baby Wario ride on you? If you haven't, I'd like to warn you: Its a terrible experience. I mean, right off the bat, can you imagine Wario in BABY form riding on you?!?! * Shiver* It has to be the most disgusting and gruesome thing in the history of the universe!!! And the whole time, he carries around some big fat magnet, probably used to attract more chunks of flab. Really, never try to even THINK about Baby Wario, its a horrible thing to do.

Of course Nintendo loves Wario! I heard that on December 21, 2012, they will be releasing a new game: Super Wario Galaxy. Its expected to be such a terrible game, that the end of the world will come as soon as the someone plays it! In the game, you can fling fat at people and eat loads of garlic to kill Bowser's brother, Rowser. Can you imagine Wario coming into your home, 80 quadrillion tons fat, with extreme garlic breath?!!! Its terrible!!!!!!!! If you're wondering why Wario is trying to kill Rowser, its because he stole Wario's fat and sent it to the Obese Obstacle Galaxy. Now Wario has to go and claim back his extra fat and get his revenge on Rowser. I know, its one of the worst and scariest stories you've ever heard.

Oh yeah, and just some random question: To make my userpage look nice, I need some more userboxes, so can I steal use some of your userboxes?

Cont. ?

 * Did you forget the soul? The body is left on earth while the soul goes to heaven or hell, respectably. Of course reincarnation isn't real but God is.  Really think about it, do you really think the world randomly came into existence with such detail? Thats not possible. If you say matter can't be taken away or added(which is true only God can) where did it come from. The big bang? Where did that matter come from? There had to be something to "bang".  You don't know, you can't explain but I can, I know how it happened.
 * Again, you have your facts wrong. You have a soul and God is not human but 100% God and 100% human not 50% of both. God didn't intend for the world to be the center of the universe, thats why its not. The big bang is just a theory, God is not.

Grabs a hanging switch from a lightbulb and...
LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH!!!(Everytime I say "death", I turn off the lightbulb. Everytime I say "life", I turn it on again)

Anyway, God is not a human. In fact, he's (it's hard to read if he is capitalized) a SCRUB JAY!! Muahahahahaha!

God is just some sort of crazy belief that lead to the destruction of the humans (wars just because you didn't believe on that thing? Wow.). I don't think he exists. Don't worry though, I'm tolerant.

Anyway, should I grab that light switch again?

18:49, 14 March 2010 (EDT)