User:SWFlash



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The random is random
It's my default green avatar. Mmmm…green… Ah, whatever; my avatar consist of 4 green colors merged with just 3.5 gradients. Why 3.5 you ask? Go to File:SWFlash.svg and look at the source. Did you know about The Game? The Game is an internet meme and also the game where you should know that you're playing The Game and at the same time you don't think about The Game, but if you'll lose, you must announce it. Do you like Wario? I don't, simply because I hate Wario. Wario is the worst Wario in the Diamond City. Wario's name isn't original because it has M flipped which stays for Mario. So, if you like Mario you should hate Wario. Easy: Wario is fat. Hey, remember about The Game yet? I knew it, you'll lose it! Ok, let's talk about my nickname. My name's stays for "ShockWave Flash" or simpty .swf, one of the things that I can't do. As you may have guessed, green is my favorite color. Anyway, here's the likes list: games, Mario, Kirby, Ness, Sonic, Miku, Toads, Luma, Cloud Flower, random, templates, SVG, NIWA, Youtube, Wikipedia, Princess Peach, listing my likes, making people to think about The Game, glitches, funny quotes, taking screenshots, etc. Did you like my page? It's all gray and… it's… broke the whole wiki! No one's page is even close to mine, it even has "Super Wario Wiki" at the top! I remember how I've joined the YouTube, I've found the glitch in Paper Mario: if you'll catch that very fast fuzzy that stole one of the Koopa's shell, the game will actually glitch. Right now I upload videos that no one's watching, even Wario! But I watch other's videos that are in my likes list above. You may search them all, who knows, maybe you'll be watching those videos too. I've found Super Mario Wiki because of that Yandex search! I've readed it a bit and even added something on Paper Mario glitches page. I've found SVG by accident: when I was fooling around on Wikipedia Commons I've found an unknown file extension: SVG. I was very curious because it was image, not that unviewable files like .dat, .bin, .msstyle, etc. about whose I do not want to think, similar to how I do not want to think about The Game.&#32;Now you ask why do I have Toads in my likes list and why Toads, not just Toad. Well, I don't like Toads alone, I like them in pairs or even groups. For other likes you can use Wikipedia, but never use Google. Never! It will return so random results that it wouldn't be funny at all. Now the hates list: flash games, Wario, Warp Stars, Lucas, Robotnik, lonely Toad, Rosalina, Bee Mushroom, irony, talk pages, JPG, Wikia, Google Videos, listing my hates, losing the game, beta elements, etc. Did you know that this text originally was on my signature for like a hour? And that Wario is fat? Beleive or not, but Wario is indeed fat! Did you know that Internet Explorer 9 was released recently? IE9 comes with a lot of web standarts, GPU acceleration, without Windows XP supports, V8. I've noticed that this Wiki doesn't support SVGs with relative paths. Steve, the admin of this site, says that this wiki uses the latest rsvg, but Wikipedia uses rsvg too and it displays all relative paths correctly. Relative paths are path's d subelements like m, l, c, s, etc. Because of this I can't upload that 3DS logo! In my option, 3DS is the best handheld the Nintendo has made and Virtual Boy is the worst. Even Chef for Game & Watch is better than that. If you'll check my userbox tower you may notice an userbox that you'll won't understand. That means…no that doesn't mean anything because I can place any userbox I want. What do you think about Toads? Aren't they adorable? Like that Toad+Toadette duo from Double Dash and Toad Brigade from Sunshine and Galaxy. By the way, you win, because you forgot about The Game for so long time! Congratulations! Also I saw someone from one from my lists on Coincollector's talk. It has appeared on 4 Apr 11, it may not be here anymore though. Let me to tell you why I like Mario: Mario is my favorite charater because he's after some tutle-like monster that has the power to steal girlfriends and… Toads. He does the right thing: he sends mosters like that into lava. I like Kirby because he's Kirby. Kirby can turn into anyone he likes to, just let him to inhale someone. Ness. I like Ness for his PSI powers and that jump from SSBM (it also makes that click sound). Sonic. How did he get into list? I can't say that I really like him, something is wrong here… I'd rather include Tails in it. Miku. You may don't know Miku, because she isn't game-related. I like Miku's voice because it's so beautiful. Toads. Toads are…the best thing Nintendo ever came up with. They are having cap-like heads with polka-dots. In groups they are all so cute. I wish I had more time to write about them, but I want everyone listed from my likes list too. Luma. I'm talking about that white Luma which can make Mario able to spin. In boss fights from SMG2 it acts so childish and it makes me alsost laugh. Cloud Flower, another thing from SMG2. You can make clouds, and above those clouds you can make another clouds, and one more cloud, on which you jump and grab Power Star. It makes everything look easier, though if Luigi decides to spray water on you, your power-up is gone. Random. Random is random and it's what I'm doing right now, talking about random things that I've just made up in my head. How can someone hate random? Templates makes the life easier, you don't have to learn one huge code that you need to use everyday, rather you can just use template and it's much easier to remember. SVG. SVG is the easy way to draw things. If you made a mistake somewhere (like miscolored multigradient on back layer that you have already merged), you don't have to redraw all over again, you can just change one of the colors and you can continue drawing! NIWA. NIWA is the group or Nintendo-related wikis. If you didn't know, the MarioWiki is one of the NIWA wikis. Youtube. Youtube has the best random videos ever. I like watching videos about Miku there and making Mario glitches videos and link them from Glitches pages. Maybe sometime I'll make profit from that (yeah, will…). Wikipedia is life-related wiki. It uses the same syntax as MarioWiki…I mean vice-versa. If I need info about something, I don't Google it, rather I Wikipedia it. Peach. Peach is that girlfriend that I was talking about in my first like. She's frequendly captured by Bowser, the King of his own land. Peach don't want to rule the world of Koopas and Goombas, she dreams about ruling Toads (who wouldn't!) and she asks Mario to help her. Bowser is mad, because he can't be the true King without wife and he tries to capture her in a special way, so it will be harder for Mario to save her again. Listing my likes is one of those things that I'm doing very rarely. So far I've listed them one time on my page. It will be wrong, if I'll list it one more time. Making people to think about The Game is somethin trolling-related. Right now I'm making you to think about The Game, and you have to deal with it, because you're very interested in this random seculation. Glitches. I like glitching the game, because it becomes so weird and unexpected. Funny quotes. I've even included some in my signature, though not all of them are that funny. Taking screenshots is always profit. I'm so popular on this wiki because I'm taking screenshots. Etc. I like etcing because I'm running out of ideas. I'd include more of my likes, like Tails, Yoshi, more Toads, Toad Brigade, everyone from Category:Toads (not separated!), Rin, Len, and Luigi. Now my hates, let's start with flash games. I hate flash games because they're flashing…no wait there's another issue that bothers me. Oh, right, the flash games are almost always based on something and are not official. Also they are using scalable graphics, diferent from SVG, and they're boring. Too much things to hate, don't you think? Let's move on, the next thing I hate is Wario. Many people on MarioWiki hate Wario because he's overly fat (and it's indeed so), but I'm also hating him for wearing a bucked on Mario's head. Poor Mario should get knocks from some fairies and get big headache. That's just unfair. I wish Wario had bucked on his head and fairies would knock his head and he would get big headache. Warp Stars. I have nothing with just one Warp Star, but when they're rainig to you from the sky, wait for big explosion and knock off the stage. That hurts. Lucas. Lucas is one that's somewhat related to Ness. He has his shirt of the same color as his shoes. Also he has no cap. Like Ness, he has black nothing instead of eyes. If you ask me what's wrong with him, then I'll just say that I just hate him and that's it. Robotnik (Eggman). As the name suggest he's either robot or eggmaster. He has two names and I hate it. I have to put both or someone will be thinking what I'm referring to. Lonely Toad. How can he be adorable without a company? It's just impossible! I can't stop raging when I see just one Toad and no Toads around! This is one of the hates that I hate most. It's just not true when Toad is alone. He could at least go to his friends and make a party there. That would be awesome. Ok let's just move on, because I can't talking about the most hated thing for so long time. Rosalina. Rosalina is one overrated character that lives for infinitive years long. How else she can visit her home once a hundred years and then visit it in the same year later in the game? That's very weird, but now the reason of why do I hate Bee Mushroom. First of all, I hate bees. Yeah, even animated ones, not just the real ones that makes a lot of pain. And you're becoming one of them. That's very sad. Irony is what I just said in the Bee Mushroom. It's very annoying thing that I don't want to hear about. Talk pages, other than user's, aren't allowing us to forum-talk. And I have to ask someone what is what and stuff like that, then I get a not-what-i-have-expected answer and going to another user talk to find the same thing. JPG. JPG uses so outdated compoession. But why don't others just convert it to PNG right after they take a photo? Why do they draw in their MS Paints and then saving it in JPG? It's becomes blurry after that, and that's why I hate it. Wikia. Since when did Wikia became better than Wikkii? It has so many ads and some users are still joining Wikia, going into even more ads than they though. Google Videos. I mean, Google already have Youtube, why do they need Google Videos as well? Listing my hates. I hate my hates and I have to list them everytime I make a friend to avoid a lot of confusion and irony (for example, do you like Mudkips?). Losing the game. I bet you too, because you lostit a lot of times today. Beta elements. It includes Alpha and Pre-Alpha Elements as well, but I wanted just Beta. Etc. Wait, don't I like it after all? I can't decide, sorry. I would include some of the things here like Neru, but I think it's too late.

To be continued…

Main goals
Interested? Send me a request on |my talk page and I'll do a screenshot/rip for you. Look at the table below to see if I can do it. I can do screenshots like this one, too:
 * Rise quality of nearly every image, while it's possible.
 * I'm forced on Wii, most of them are in High Quality or ripped.


 * If you have any questions about my SVG images (pd-self and my avatar only), leave your question on my talk.

Help

 * How to take screenshots from games

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