User:TurqapGaloomba

Hiy'all! Welcome to my shy paGUY (oh yes, those puns). Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly leave this stupid page. That’s all! Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of ‘awful). Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting.

Facts and opinions

 * I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).


 * I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.


 * SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.


 * French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!


 * British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American pwonownthithathiown. No offence to the yankees!


 * My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from Paper Mario: Color Splash.


 * I’m Turqap ‘cause I wear a turquoise cap. Simple!


 * My (not so) powerful weapon is the Ё-hammer. No, the Ё is Russian, not French. It... fixes the ё/е problem in translations (yes, Nintendo are translating games very inaccurate).


 * Donkey Kong is a piece of shhhhh.... shhhhh, here must be silence.... shhhhh...


 * (There are so many brackets, yes.)


 * WHY IS SWITCH SO EXPENSIVE?


 * Me gonna read the codex right now, else I don't show something.


 * In May I’ll at last watch the Movie.

Turqiescript
TS: call me Turqie please — Big cold greetings from Siberia, Turqie the Turquoise 09:49, April 29, 2023 (EDT)