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Greetings
Its'a me, Luigifreak!

Fake Articles
These are what they are, fake articles that I made up. I will not be working on links and such, so dont worry about those. Also, I dont put much time into theese, so please excuse the informal apperance.

Waluigi world
Waluigi world is the sequel to wario world released by Nintendo in 2010. This game has been a target of critics, many of them commenting on the general stinkiness of the game. The Waluigi club commented on how "The game made me faint, either from the games horrible plot and game play, or from his horrible foot odor."

Story
Waluigi is washing dishes to pay off his debt he owes to Wario. As he reaches for the sponge bucket, he notices a strange black towel. Paying no notice to it, he continues washing dishes. Right as he leaves, the black towel starts to levitate. The towel vanishes to reveal a bar of EVIL BLACK SOAP! The soap consumes the kitchen, transforming all the silverware and dishes into his evil soap minions. Waluigi returns in the morning to see that the kitchen is destroyed! "Mama Mia!" he cries. "Wario is gonna kill me!"

Game play
Waluigi lacks any strength, agility, or speed, so he can only run [slowly] from his enemies. The only way he can defeat the soap creatures is by luring them into water, which the Evil Black Soaps world is devoid of. Therefore, Waluigi must run until he reaches the goal. However, the goal will not open unless Waluigi has defeated all the enemies. Therefore, this game is impossible, so Waluigi must find a way to break the disk he is trapped in and get out of the video game. Of course you can help by sending it into space, crushing it with a mallet, or throwing it off a cliff.

Enemies/ Bosses
Enemies


 * Soap being

Bosses


 * Black soap

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