List of Bowser Jr. quotes

This is a list of quotes by Bowser Jr.

General

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Yee-haw!"

Super Mario Sunshine

 * "Leave my mama alone, you bad man!"
 * "I won't let you take Mama Peach away!!"
 * "Yeah, Papa told me all about it."
 * "He said my Mama got kidnapped by a bad man named Mario!"
 * "So I came here to rescue her!"
 * "This... is my Magic Brush. When I draw with this, all my wishes come true!"
 * "A strange old man in a white coat gave it to me..."
 * "Papa told me everything. He said 'Mario's a bully, he never fights fair!'"
 * "He said 'Junior, you gotta try to outsmart Mario!'"
 * "So I tried to get him sent to prison, but they didn't lock him up, and now he's here to steal Mama Peach again!"
 * "You...You pest! Stop following us!"
 * "Sure is, Papa! Come on in, Mama Peach."
 * "You again? Don't you ever give up?"
 * "I know, she's not really my Mama."
 * "Some day...when I'm bigger... I wanna fight that Mario again!"

Super Mario Galaxy

 * "Wahahaha! You made it! But I won't even need my dad's help to take care of you!"
 * "You just don't give up! Fine, then. I guess I'll just whup you myself! You want this Grand Star so bad? You're gonna have to take it from me!"
 * "Looking for Princess Peach? Too bad! 'Cause she's with me!"
 * "Go at 'em Megaleg! Stomp 'em with the power of your Grand Star!"

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

 * I ordered my minions to stuff every annoying Toad they catch into a ? block. Hah! If you wanna save ‘em, come alone. You won’t get any help from your friends! – Bowser Jr.

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 * "Wahahaha! Made it this far, huh? I won’t need my dad’s help to finish you off! I got a big surprise for you!"
 * "Ohhhhh, Gobblegut… Dinner’s on! Don’t forget to protect your bellyache bulges!"
 * "Don't you know when to quit?! I'm gonna enjoy taking you out from the cozy confines of my robot cockpit!"
 * "So you want a Grand Star, do ya? Well, come on, tough guy! Let’s see if you’re any match for Megahammer!"
 * "My Dad's gonna get angry if I let you get another Grand Star... Time to break out my Boomsday Machine! I'll just relax in my comfy cockpit and watch you go BOOM!"

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * "Alright!"
 * "Baby shot!"
 * "Trouble!"
 * "Whack that ball!"
 * "Don't stink!"
 * "Get mad!"
 * "Just like practice!"
 * "Wheeee, TA-DA!"

Mario Power Tennis

 * "Yes, I won!"
 * "This game stinks! It stinks-...IT STINKS!! Stinks!"
 * "I'm coming! At every turn!"

Mario Tennis Aces
Recycled quotes from Mario Power Tennis, voiced by Dolores Rogers, are marked with an asterisk (*). The rest are provided by Caety Sagoian, mainly recycled from Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Mario Kart Wii.
 * "Mmmm...."
 * "Ha!"
 * "Hmph!"
 * "Ya!"
 * "Ya-ho!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Go, go, go!"
 * "Ouch!"
 * "Hahaha!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Aww..."
 * "Woah!"
 * ''"Yeah, haha! Yeah!"
 * "Wow! Waaah!"
 * "Take this!" (*)
 * "Haha!" (*)
 * "Haaaaah!"

Mario Superstar Baseball

 * "We're playing again, Mario! Before was a fluke! I'll teach you a lesson!"
 * "Mario! Yeah, you! I'll beat you to a pulp, Mister!"
 * "Game time, Mario!"
 * Time to play, Mario! And time for you to taste my power!"
 * "You'll never beat me!"
 * "Yaaa-oooooo! I won again!"
 * "Mario, you're so lame! Talk about a joke!"
 * "Hooray! Yippee! I totally won yet again! You're WEAK!"
 * "I beat Mario! I actually beat him!"
 * "Shoooooot! I was sooo close!"
 * "Darn it! Darn it! I hate you, Mario!"
 * "Hey, you're really mean! I'm gonna tell my dad on you!"
 * "I'll play as many times as you want, you big jerk! Don't you forget it!"
 * "Oh! Mama! Play a game with me! Don't run away!"
 * "Let's play, Mama! I'll win, too!"
 * "Awwwwwwww, I lost... I'll be back again!"
 * "You're tough, Mama! I won't lose next time!"
 * "Let's play ball, Mama!"
 * "Mama! Let's play a game! OK?"
 * "You're not making this easy!"
 * "Mama! Let's play a game! It'll be fun!"
 * "This is brutal! You're a meanie, Mama!"
 * "Oh, Mama! You're tough! But I'm tough too, right?"
 * "Hey! Beetle Brows! Stop picking your nose and play a game with me!"
 * "Let's go Beetle Brows! I'll destroy you!"
 * "Hey! Beetle Brows! Are you picking that nose again?!"
 * "Hold it! Beetle Brows! You can't get away from me!"
 * "Darn it all! I'll win next time!"
 * "Darn it! Darn it! I'll win next time for sure!"
 * "All right! Yeah! I won!"
 * "I won again!"
 * "You! Me! Right now!"
 * "Darn it all! Don't think I'll forget this!"
 * "You! Me! Game on!"
 * "I'M supposed to win! How did this happen?"
 * "I'll definitely get you this time!"
 * "Wait, I didn't win? Darn it!"
 * "I'll get you!"
 * "Darn it! Darn it! Ooh, now I'm really mad! Next time, it's gonna be different."
 * "Darn it! Darn it! I'M supposed to beat YOU!"
 * "Why can't I win!? Darn! Darn!"
 * "Hold it, Mr. Ape! Think you can beat me?"
 * "We'll settle this next time!"
 * "I'll play ya!"
 * "That's just a fluke!"
 * "Last time was a fluke! I'll get you this time!"
 * "That was a fluke! I'll win next time!"
 * "Don't get you cocky! I said it was just a fluke!"
 * "Getting cocky, huh? That is the LAST time I lose"
 * "You'll see what I've got!"
 * "Darn it! I'm so MAD! I'm telling Dad!"
 * "Play against my dad?! You?! Ha! Forget it, Mr. Ape! You're a joke!"
 * "That was for real? What a joke!"

Mario Super Sluggers

 * "Up and at ‘em, lackeys! Get out there and make this island MINE!"
 * "Wah ha ha! Ya hear that, Mario! I’m takin’ over!"
 * "Ya don’t like it? Well, then try to beat me at baseball!"
 * "Haul your bad self to MY field, Bowser Jr. Playroom!"
 * "Hold it, losers! Who said you could fiddle around with my awesome bridge?"
 * "I raised that bridge so Mr. Whiny Britches would be stuck all alone."
 * "And now you chumps come along and ruin my fun!"
 * "My daddy is gonna take over this whole stupid island!"
 * "And once he does, I’m keeping THIS place all to myself! Wah ha ha!"
 * "Ha! You actually came? I’m gonna pound the stuffing outta you!"
 * "This stadium is mine! And I’m not gonna let you or anyone take it away!"
 * "You think you can beat me? Bring it, slackers! I’ll pound you like a steak!"
 * "NO WAY! That was luck! Nothing but stupid, crummy, moldy luck!"
 * "I wasn’t trying, is all!"
 * "Bah! Who needs a run-down ballpark like this? I’ll just go take over another park!"
 * "Aaaaw! It’s you!"
 * "You went and ruined my flooded-fountain plan! I was gonna crash some boats in there!"
 * "You want the princess and the ballpark back? You’re gonna have to go through ME! Nya ha ha!"
 * "So! Ya came after all, did ya? Way to ruin my day, chumbucket!"
 * "Now I’m mad AND grumpy! And you’re gonna have to beat me if you want the ballpark back!"
 * "And let me tell you something else! There’s NO WAY that’s happening!"
 * "Buttered broccoli! I can't believe I lost!"
 * "This just ain’t right!"
 * "Finally made it, huh? What took you so long? You stop off for a snow cone? Nya ha ha!"
 * "Yeah, well, whatever. I challenge you to a Piranha Plant minigame!"
 * "C’mon! Try and beat me!"
 * "Dirty socks! I can’t believe I lost!"
 * "You cheated, didn’t you? You’re just a big Cheaty McCheaterton!"
 * "Gya! I am so tired of this! Stop ruining my evil plans!"
 * "You stay outta my way! This ballpark belongs to me now!"
 * "And I’m not giving it up without a fight!"
 * "I see you there! Pshaw! You think I’m scared? I ain’t scared of nothing!"
 * "I’m gonna show you just how strong I am!"
 * "It’s on! And don’t get scared and try to back out either!"
 * "Crusty cheese curds! I’m not supposed to lose!"
 * "I know I’m tougher than you! I KNOW it!"
 * "BOO! Nyaaa ha ha ha! What do you think you’re doing?!"
 * "Aw, come on! This place is an eyesore! You’ve got no class at all!"
 * "The world should thank me for my service!"
 * "Bring it, garlic breath! I’m not afraid of you!"
 * "You again?!"
 * "Now that the fog is lifting, I can see how lame this park really is!"
 * "I’m gonna stomp you, then remodel this entire place! … Maybe build a nice statue of me!"
 * "No! No! NO! You must have cheated!"
 * "This stupid ballpark… the sight lines are terrible!"
 * "I never wanted your crummy ballpark to begin with! Don’t you forget it!"
 * "Wah ha ha! Ya know what you are? A buncha BUGS that I’m gonna SQUASH!"
 * "Ya think you can come into MY house?! You’re entering a world of pain!"
 * "Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! In fact, you chumps ain’t worth more than… three innings!"
 * "I’m gonna send ya home black and blue from head to toe! Wah ha ha!"
 * "Aw, moldy popcorn! I can’t believe ya beat me!"
 * "Now you’re gonna get it! I’m telling my dad!"
 * "Don’t come cryin’ to me once he’s through with you!"
 * "Yeah! You scared now? This is a kajillion times cooler than Mario’s dumb stadium!"
 * "Aw, Daaaaaad! I wanna play baseball!"
 * "Let’s all play together!"

Mario Strikers Charged

 * "Grr! Roar!
 * "Ewww!"
 * "Blech! Wario!"
 * "Number one! Score!"

Mario Party DS

 * "Watch ME play, Dad! I'm the big pinball pro in these parts!"
 * "You rascals need roughing up! And Bowser Jr. is glad to help!"
 * "What’s it going to be? Let’s spin the wheel and find out!"
 * "I hope that you’re ready to play like the game’s over soon…"
 * "Because we’re skipping ahead! Yeah! We’re in the final five now!"
 * "Yeah, feel the frenzy!"
 * "Whoa! Warning all slackers! Work harder to avoid ties!"
 * "Yeah! If there’s a tie…"
 * "I’ll place the piece wherever my DEVIOUS mind desires!"
 * "Awesome! Let’s turn the tables!"
 * "Why turn it? Do I need a reason? OK, then! It’s because I WANT to!"
 * "Total chaos, right? Whoo-hoo! You know I love it!"
 * "Great! Let’s heat things up with a Crosspiece Crisis!"
 * "Yeah! You’ll play for nothing but crosspieces from now on!"
 * "So don’t get left behind! Go out there and win minigames!"
 * "My dad taught me about chaos!"
 * "Yeah, crosspieces!"

Mario Party 9

 * "Dad! We’ve got a problem!"
 * "They’re heading for the grasslands stage! If we don’t hurry, they’ll take all of the Mini Stars back!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Beat ‘em down, Lakitu!"
 * "Bad news, Dad!"
 * "They’re heading for the factory! We need to stop them before they get all of the Mini Stars there too!"
 * "Whoa! These guys are super intimidating!" (on Big Bob-omb, Whomp)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Crush ‘em, Whomp!"
 * "Dad! Dad! Don’t get mad, but…"
 * "Now they’re heading for that spooky-castle stage! We have to stop them before they can rescue any more Mini Stars!"
 * "Aaaah! What a spine-chilling pair!" (on Dry Bones and King Boo)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Scare em' off Dry Bones!"
 * "Dad! Something terrible has happened again!"
 * "They’re on their way to that sandy-ocean stage! They must want to steal more Mini Stars!"
 * "Oh yeah! This should go swimmingly!" (on Blooper and Cheep Cheep)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Sink ‘em, Cheep Cheep!"
 * "Dad! The worst disaster ever just happened!"
 * "They’re heading for that volcano stage! They’re going to rescue all of the Mini Stars there too!"
 * "Yikes! Even I’m a little scared of these guys." (on Chain Chomp and Spike)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Spike ‘em… er… Spike!"
 * "DAD!! Guess what?! "
 * "We lost more Mini Stars at the volcano!"
 * "They’re heading for the space stage to save the last of the Mini Stars!"
 * "Yeah, Dad! What’s up?"
 * "And me too, Dad! I’ll help you!"
 * Bowser: "You’ve made it this far, but the Mini Stars are mine!"
 * Bowser Jr.’s response: "That’s right!"
 * Bowser: "And there’s nothing you can do to foil my plans!"
 * Bowser Jr.’s response: "I think."
 * "As if you could ever beat me and my dad! Gwah ha ha ha!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! So you made it this far, Captain (character)."
 * "I’ve gone easy for a while, but I’m afraid I can’t let you walk away with any more Mini Stars! It’s battle time!"
 * "You’re cordially invited to come play with yours truly!"
 * "Hope you're ready!"
 * "Captain (character)! You are the starting player!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha ha! Now you're going to have to play a minigame against me! You wouldn't have a chance against me alone, so I'll let you take me on with one of your rivals! Captain (character), it looks like your teammate is..."
 * "You're in first place, (character). You must think you're SO good at minigames, huh? Well let's what you're really made of!"
 * "You're in second place, (character). I guess you're not too bad at minigames, huh? Let's see how you do in a real challenge!"
 * "You're in third place, (character). Having a hard time with the minigames, huh? Let's see if you fare any better in a real battle!"
 * "You're in fourth place, (character). You're not doing very well with the minigames, huh? Well I think it's time to show what you can really do!"
 * "You'll be dealing with me!" (to the players)
 * "Hey, (character)! Are you SURE this is the minigame you wanna play?"'
 * Selecting "Yes" - "It's time to play. Do your worst!"
 * Selecting "No" - "OK, it's your funeral! This minigame it is!"
 * "Grr! Next time we play, I'm going to destroy you! And don't you forget it!!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! So you made it this far, Captain (character). But do you really think you can beat Dad's minion guarding the fort? Tell you what: since you're going to fail anyway, I'll even let you pick your opponent! (Boss character's name), huh? You must love losing!"

Mario Party: Island Tour

 * "Yahoo! I'm the best!" (when first place)
 * "Hoo hoo! Ha!" (when second place)
 * "Yeowwww!" (when last place)

Mario Party 10

 * "Dad! You can’t catch up to them on a roll like that! I’m gonna let you reroll that one…"
 * "Dad is maaad! If he catches you now, he can steal your hearts in a super-scary minigame!"
 * "Dad! Use this Dice Block! "
 * "Dad! (character) and the others are approaching the goal!"
 * "I’ll help you out here!"
 * "It’s time for a Bowser Jr. Revolution! First, I’ll just collect everyone’s hearts!"
 * "So… (number) in all!? I’ll just divide these up evenly…"
 * "I’ve given everyone (number) hearts!"
 * "And I’m taking all the leftover hearts!"
 * "I’m not giving up the Super Star that easily!"
 * "Dad! Tap a character to secretly stash the Super Star with them!"
 * "Now I’m going to show the contents of the treasure chests just to you, Dad!"
 * "Draw graffiti! Try to trick (character) and the gang into choosing a bad treasure chest!"
 * "Only you can see what’s going on, Dad!"
 * "Draw graffiti! Try to trick (character) and the gang into choosing a bad route!"
 * "Dad! If you catch up with them now, you can choose a good minigame! Make it a hard one!"
 * "Hey, Dad! It’s time for the Bowser Challenge!"
 * "You’ll play 10 Bowser Battles to see how many hearts you can get!"
 * "You get a bonus of 3 hearts whenever you knock someone out, so play hard!"
 * "Yeah! That’s my dad! Let’s count how many hearts you collected!"
 * "Next I’ll announce the knockout bonus!"

Super Mario Party

 * "Awww yeah!"'
 * "Yay, yes!"
 * "Heh! Soon you'll see how tough I am!"
 * "Daaad! The two of us are gonna be an unstoppable team!"
 * "Great! It's a little past my bedtime, but who needs bedtimes anyway?!"
 * "I don't mind losing to you, Dad. You're my hero!"
 * "Let's play Partner Party, pop!"
 * "Think of how jealous everyone would be to see a father and son working together!"
 * "You're in, right?!"
 * "That's right, pops! Both of us together will be unstoppable!"
 * "Wooo! I can't wait to-- Wait, what?"
 * "That’s right! My pops is better than everyone! Hahahaha!"
 * "Yeah! And at the next party, the Super Star’s gonna be me!"

Mario Kart Wii

 * "Yay! I won! I WON!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * " Red Team!"
 * " Blue Team!"
 * "Yippee! Yay, yay!"
 * "What?! Lame! Lame. Lame."

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (Nintendo DS)

 * "Hah!"
 * "I came looking for snow spirits, and I ended up finding Mario and Sonic!"
 * "Hey! What’re you whispering about?"
 * "If you think you can take me on, let me squish you at some Speed Skating!"
 * "Ha! You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into. Prepare to be blown away!"
 * "I… lost. I actually lost…"
 * "This isn’t over yet! I’m gonna tell Papa on you!"
 * "I’ll get him to make even bigger ice walls, so you guys can’t escape from town!"
 * "Man! This stinks! We never got a chance to shine!"
 * "We can’t let it end like this, can we, Metal Sonic?"
 * "I know, let’s put together some challenges for them!"
 * "Grr!"
 * "They finished all the challenges we came up with, Metal Sonic."
 * "I hate to say it, but I guess we still got a lot to learn."
 * "I know, let’s follow Mario and Sonic without them knowing!"
 * "We’ll take on some missions with them and improve our skills!"

Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (Nintendo 3DS)

 * "Ha ha ha! Scared ya, huh?! Bet ya thought it was my papa!"
 * "Check it out. When I take a deep breath of this fog…"
 * "I can make my voice really scary, just like Papa’s! Bwa ha ha ha!"
 * "So, whaddaya think?! Pretty chilling, huh?!"
 * "Hey, that’s not true! And who are you calling kid?!"
 * "D-Don’t blame me! I bet Papa is behind… er… Never mind."
 * "S-Stop calling me a little kid!"
 * "I’m gonna tell my papa you were making fun of me!"
 * "Ooh, be quiet! I’ll take you all on! C’mon, I challenge you!"
 * "I… I’ll even tell ya where my papa is if you can win against me!"
 * "Yeah, really!"
 * "Grrr! You guys won’t be so cocky once I’m through with you!"
 * "Waaah! How come I lost?!"
 * "Oh, no, this is bad! Papa won’t be happy when he finds out the fog is gone!"
 * "How would I know?! He never lets me in on those talks he has with Dr. Eggman!"
 * "Ack! Did I just say that out loud? Ooh, I really did it this time…"
 * "I better get outta here before I say something else I’ll regret!"
 * "We’re outta here, Bullet Bill!"
 * "That’s weird. I heard London was full of big skyscrapers and old architecture."
 * "So what’s with this wide-open area and these big ol’ rocks? They building a stadium here?"
 * "Perfect! I’ll ask them!"
 * "Hey guys! Where’s the Olympic stadium?"
 * "No way! I definitely heard the next Olympic Games were happening in England!"
 * "What!? But those big rocks have to be the foundation of a big new stadium or something!"
 * "Ahh. I must have taken a wrong turn! I’ve gotta get to London!"
 * "Whoa, really?! The ruins’ energy make you faster?"
 * "What did you just say?!"
 * "I’m plenty big enough to win against Yoshi without relying on some old ruins!"
 * "Okay, you’re on!"
 * "Told ya so! I don’t need energy from no ruins!"
 * "Ha ha ha! Next time you see my papa, make sure to tell him how awesome I am!"
 * "I know, I know! Get off my back."
 * "Why am I wasting my time here when I could be in London, too?! I’m way better than some robot!"
 * "Maybe I’ll head there now! Ooh, but if Shadow and Silver are already there… Hmmm…"
 * "Aw, thinking was never my thing! I’ll just hurry there, I can figure the rest out later!”
 * "Let’s go, Bullet Bill!"
 * "Oooh, that smarts…"
 * "Wow, you know who I am?"
 * "Er—I mean… I see you’re not as dumb as you look! Ha ha!"
 * "I heard Dr. Eggman’s robots were tearing the city up, so I rushed here to get in on the action!"
 * "Ha ha ha! I eat bad guys like this for breakfast!"
 * "Don’t make fun of me just ‘cause I’m small!"
 * "R-Really?! Well… then I guess I’ll forgive him. This time!"
 * "A game?! Against you guys?! Er, didn’t you see how strong I am? I’m like, super strong!"
 * (Hey! Why should I waste my time if that’s their attitude?)
 * "Y-you really think so?"
 * "All right, Shadow, Silver… You’re on!"
 * "Yes! I did it! I really won against Silver and Shadow!"
 * "Better practice hard till then—not that it’ll help you beat me!"
 * "I-I’m through playing around, too! I’ll win as many times as you want!"
 * "Hmph! Those fraidy-cats! Did you see how fast they ran?"
 * "Like I really care!"
 * "No way! My papa could beat them with both arms tied! Not that he’ll have to after I beat them!"
 * "I can beat those guys without any extra training!"
 * "I would, but there are none left since I totally already beat the ones that were here, hello?"
 * "Well, then let me at them!"
 * "Boy, I set out to find one of Dr. Eggman’s robots, and I run into him and Metal Sonic…"
 * "Looks like Dr. Eggman’s really set on winning a gold medal. Even more than Papa is."
 * "He’s working Metal Sonic into the ground…"
 * "Yeah, maybe I will!”
 * "It’s me, Bowser Jr.! Just came by to do a little training."
 * "Wait, that’s totally boring! Lemme take on Metal Sonic!"
 * "I’ve powered up, too! I’m as strong as my papa now!"
 * "Course its true!"
 * "Consequences shmonsequences!"
 * "W-wait! How is that fair?!"
 * "Fine! Then I’ve got conditions of my own! If I win, er…"
 * "How ‘bout you tell my papa how awesome I was?"
 * "Okay, I accept! You’re on!"
 * "I can’t afford to lose this one. Time to give it all I’ve got!"
 * "Yay! I won against Metal Sonic! I won!"
 * "What, did you blink? Ha ha!"
 * "You better keep your promise and tell my papa how awesome I was, Dr. Eggman!"
 * "Wh-What are you doing?!"
 * "Forget it! That wasn’t part of the deal!"
 * "And no going back on your promise to talk to my papa!"
 * "Oh, and one more thing, as a penalty for trying to trick me!"
 * "I’m thirsty, Dr. Eggman. You have any juice on you? Oh, and a snack while you’re at it!"
 * "You say something, Dr. Eggman?!"
 * "Was I really?!"
 * "Er, I mean you better tell him how great I was, too!"
 * "Ooh, I hope he’s proud of me when everybody tells him what an awesome athlete I am!"
 * "Gold medal city, here I come!"
 * (Just training today was enough to beat everybody I took on, so a bit of slacking won’t hurt…)
 * "Papa!"
 * "Papa, I saw the whole thing! You actually won against Mario!"
 * "You were amazing, Papa!"
 * "I can’t wait to grow up and be just like you!"
 * "Okay, Papa, I will! I won’t miss a thing, especially at the Olympic Games!"
 * "You okay, Papa?"

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Wii U)

 * "If you manage to win three Olympic matches you’ll be a champion. Not that you’ll ever get there! Bwa hahah! Aw, I’m sorry. That was mean. Here, lemme give you a tip that only I know about by way of apologizing. Tournaments here in Rio have three different levels—from Level 1 all the way up to level 3! Pretty sweet tip, right?"
 * "Hmph! I mighta lost the first match, but I blame it on this being the Mario League! I would've won for sure if this was the Bowser League!"
 * "I'm team leader and we just lost our first match! My dad is NOT gonna be happy about this. Maybe I can pin the blame on my teammates..."
 * "Dad told me I had to win this game 'cause we're not a family of chumps, but we still lost! That's about the chump-iest thing ever, right? Blech. But no tears! I'm team leader, and I'm gonna whip my team into shape so we can win the second match. Then Dad will be proud of me for sure!"
 * "You know, I didn't really want to compete in a big event with Mario's name on it, but I'm glad we won our first match all the same. Yup, just another day of leading my team to victory. Hear that, world? You gotta show me respect now!"
 * "Woohoo! We won our first match! And since I'm team leader, my Dad promised he'd take me out to dinner! Do you know any famous Brazilian foods?  Or anything else you can't eat outside of Rio? I don't have time to look around before the second match."
 * "I'm kinda shocked how good the players on my team are. Hard to stand out as the skilled leader that I am with so much talent, to be honest! But I've got the job now. And I must be doing something right, because we advanced, right? Now I just gotta stay amazing and win us our second match! Bwa ha!"
 * "Some people are saying it's my fault my team lost. They can't say that sort of thing! I'm team leader! How could any of it be MY fault?! Leaders get to boast because leaders are awesome! And when we win the third match, I'll boast even harder! I might even DANCE! Wooooo!"
 * "My team lost the second match. Are we just lousy? I mean, it can't be because of ME, so that must be it. Still, we woulda won if everyone had done what I said! I ordered them to play the hardest they could, so if we still lost, that's on them."
 * "Lots of fans are saying it's my fault we lost the second match. What do you think? I thought I tried pretty hard, but then again, I think I'm great, soooo...yeah. Oh well. Nothing for it but to get back out there and show 'em what I'm made of. Then they'll see how amazing I really am!"
 * "My team's been complimenting me about how hard I tried in the second match. It feels kinda...nice. But if they're only complimenting me 'cause they didn't think I was gonna be any use? Well, that'd make me sooo mad! I'm team leader! Of COURSE I'm good!"
 * "After we won in the second match, our fans really heaped the praise on my team. But I'm team leader! People should heap praise on ME! I mean, we only won because of how amazing I was. Was the crowd watching a different game out there? What a buncha bums!"
 * "My team is only as good as they are because they have ME as their leader! They'd be nuttin' without me, I tells ya. Nuttin' at all! Speaking of which, my team needs a name. We've already got Teams Mario and Sonic, so I'm thinking "Team Bowser Jr. the Most Amazing and Handsome!" Whatcha think?"
 * "Waaaaah... I wanted a medal too! I told Dad I'd win it all, but I couldn't even land 3rd place! He's gonna snarl at me, I know it..."
 * "*phew!* Lookie! Lookie! I got a medal in the competition! It's all big and heavy and super-Koopa shiiiiiny! The coolest medal out there! ...All right, all right. It's not the gold medal, OK? The bronze medal is just fine by me, though. I'm the third most amazing guy in the world!"
 * "I let the gold medal slip through my fingers right at the end... Dad said I did great, but it sure doesn't feel like it. I don't need his pity! Wah!"
 * "I did it! I won a medal in the finals! Still, I wish folks had gotten a bit more riled up, though, y'know? Maybe no one expected much of me since I'm small. Guess I'll have to win more medals to make the world see that I'm a superstar!"
 * "I won! Yaaaaay! I always knew I was Olympic material! Dad's gonna flip his shell when he hears this! He said he'd buy me a new game system if I won a medal! I'm gonna play it all day long, and I'm not gonna give ANYONE ELSE A TURN! Yaaaaaay!"
 * "I, uh... Of course I made it through the qualifiers! I mean, it's not like I'd, um, lose, or anything. Eheheh... So, um...can you not tell Dad about this?"
 * "Ha! I made it through the qualifiers! Whaddya think? Pretty impressive, huh? If you run into Dad, be sure to tell him for me! Hey, what gives? You don't believe me?! It's true, I tell ya! I swear!"
 * "Blue seas, white sand, open skies... Heh. This Rio place is all right. Since I'm through the preliminaries, I've been doing some sightseeing too! Except I, uh, kinda-sorta forgot when the semifinal is supposed to start. Pleeeease tell me I haven't missed it!"
 * "I heard some guys who made it out of the qualifiers spreading rumors about me, like, "Who's that Bowser Jr. guy?" and junk. I wanted to tell them "That's me, you fools!" Buuuut I didn't think that would look very cool. I just need to win it all so everyone knows!"
 * "Hey! Were you laughin' at me losin' in the semifinal?! You were, weren't you! Well, no one laughs at a Koopa and gets away with it! I'm gonna tell Dad about this!"
 * "So I'm super-duper busy getting ready for the final, but there's something I keep wondering. What do they call that yummy-lookin' dish with black beans and meat again? Oh, now I remember! Feijoada! I had some with Dad to celebrate my making it to the semifinal. Just remembering how good it was has me all ramped up for the final!"
 * "Y'know, I am REALLY digging Rio! It's so cool that once I'm champion of the Olympic Games, I'm gonna have to see about conquering the city for myself! I've got it! Once I win, I'll ask Dad to build Bowser Jr. Castle somewhere here in Rio for me as a reward for my victory!"
 * "I asked all my pals to root for me in the finals, but none of them believe I won the semis! What a bunch of ungrateful fools! If Dad fills up the stands with those dumb minions of his, he'll win for sure! You know anyone who's free during the finals and might wanna root for me?"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! It is I, the King of the Koopas! Bow before me! Bend the knee in terror to your mighty regent! ...Aw, come on. At least act a LITTLE scared! Don't make me come over there and chomp you."
 * "Whew! One match and I'm already tuckered! I'd better take a nap so that I don't exhaust myself. You happen to know any good spots for a snooze? Hey, but don't YOU go takin' any naps, hear?! You have to stay awake and make sure I don't oversleep and miss the next match."
 * "I'm on my free time now, but I've got nothing to do. I've already eaten, had some juice, and went and bought a whole wheelbarrow full of souvenirs. I'll just get hungry again if I wander around. Guess I should just take a load off..."
 * "I thought everyone was tuckered out from their games, but they seem surprisingly perky during this downtime. Man, grown-ups can be pretty incredible! B-but I can do that too! I'm just lying here enjoying my downtime all perky-like! Not like those other kids..."

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Nintendo 3DS)

 * "I’m leaving this in your hands." (to Boy in Sonic costume)
 * "I’m counting on you." (to Boy in Mario costume)
 * "What do you want? Why are you bothering me?"
 * "A question, huh? You wanna know what my papa’s doing here?"
 * "Don’t think you’re so special just ‘cause you’re winning a bunch of gold medals."
 * "Why should I tell you anything? Take a hike!"
 * "I’ll put you in your place. Just you wait!"
 * "Hmph, you’re the one they’re talking about, right? The new recruit at Sonic’s Gym?"
 * "Well, the only thing you’ll be winning today is the consolation prize. ‘Cause the Olympic gold medal’s MINE."
 * "Don’t go losing before I get the chance to beat you. I want you in those finals!"
 * "Hah! It’s gonna take a lot more than that to win against me."
 * "Don’t waste your time training. Stick to CRYING practice and you’ll be set for the finals!"
 * "I don’t care how much you train, I’m gonna win in the finals!"
 * "You’ve got no chance of winning against me!"
 * "My record is 1:24.500. Yeah, I know, it’s amazing!"
 * "WAY better than you can do, I bet!"
 * "No waaay! How did I lose? This isn’t fair. It’s not FAIR!"

Area Specific

 * "Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
 * "I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "All right! My throwing arm is all warmed up. I’m gonna pulverize that die – just watch me roll!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Boooring! This castle is way too plain! I’m gonna give it a once-over with my magic paintbrush!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "My awesome racing skills are gonna come in handy here. But first, I've gotta show off my die-rolling skills!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Hey, I’ve heard rumors about this place! Time to be on the lookout for giant lava monsters." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "How am I supposed to tell which way’s up and which way’s down!? This place is a mess!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I’ve been doing recon on Peach’s Castle, and the defenses are pretty weak. I’ll storm it in a snap!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "So where's that fancy choo-choo train I keep hearing about? Bet it's not any fancier than my newest mecha!" (The Observatory)
 * "Dad told me about this place – It’s where he used to fight Mario! I’m gonna win this one for you, Dad!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "If you're gonna make a giant statue, you should at least model it after a rad-looking Koopa!" (The Colossus)
 * "You guys really think you can beat me on my home turf? Think again!! I know this castle like the back of my hand!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Hmph! This ship’s pretty classy – you know, cool design and all that. Maybe I’ll model my next mecha after it!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Hee hee! I'm gonna plaster graffiti all over this island. It'll be my big old masterpiece!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Legendary hero, shmegendary hero! My dad’s way braver than any ol’ hero!" (Alefgard)
 * "Change my job, huh? I could become an awesome evil overlord like my dad...but I think I can manage that on my own!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "I feel right at home in these ruins! C'mon - let's see what kind of booby traps this place has got!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Yuck! This island is shaped weird. Why didn't they make it look like a Koopa? That would've been awesome!" (Slimenia)

General Quotes

 * "Hee hee! Let me introduce myself. I'm Bowser Jr., and you'll all be losing to ME today!"
 * "All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen next! Fame? Fortune? Who knows!"
 * "You guys are lucky I'm playing this game fair and square! I coulda brought my newest mecha to beat you all!"
 * "What to do, what to do... Ah forget it! I'll just roll first and think about my evil plan later!"
 * "You guys know you're just wasting your time, right? 'Cause I'm totally gonna win, no matter what you do!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I may look young, but don't hold back - fight me with all you've got!"
 * "Hey, it's my turn! Stop hogging the die and let ME roll!"
 * "I'm gonna buy up all the good shops at five times the going rate and paint 'em all my color!"
 * To himself: "Hmmm... What kind of mischief should I cause next?"
 * "So that's how it's gonna be, huh? This game's getting pretty good... And by good, I mean VICIOUS!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Roll, die! Roll and roll till you can't roll no more!"
 * "Prepare to have your minds blown - it's MY turn now!"
 * "Come on, die - gimme a good number!"
 * "Share the wealth, guys! I deserve to be in first place for a while!"
 * "Watch your backs, people! If you get in my way, I'm gonna shove you right back out of it!"
 * "Heh heh. I'm gonna buy out that shop out there and cause everybody a world of hurt!"
 * To himself: "Heh heh. First place is so close, I can taste it! Now all I have to do is wait for the perfect time to strike..."
 * "Hee hee! I love a close race! It makes it that much more fun to knock people out of the way!!"
 * "First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?"
 * "Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
 * "Hee hee! One more suit to go! Now if only I can make my way over to the bank..."
 * "Hee hee! Almost time to level up! That'll make me one step closer to being a king!"
 * "Soooo close! And as soon as I level up, I'm gonna be THAT MUCH closer to winning! King Koopa, here I come!"
 * "Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
 * "One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
 * "Bow down before me, shop! I've got you under my control now, so serve your master well!"
 * "Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
 * "Oh well, no biggie... I'm gonna squeeze 10 times that much money out of you later!"
 * "Hmph! I barely felt that!"
 * "I need to keep this place safe and secure!"
 * "Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you dare touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
 * "Aw, man...almost all of the empty shops are gone! I gotta get a move on!"
 * "No more vacant shops? All right! Let's get down to business!"
 * "Aw, I never get a chance to invest! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone out there WANTS me to lose!"
 * To himself: "What's the point of having stock if I can't invest? GRR! I need to land on one of my shops RIGHT NOW!"
 * "Not much point in investing if I don't have any stock... Gah! What a waste!"
 * Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Don't hold back, folks! Gimme as much gold as you want!"
 * "Wish I coulda gotten a flashier card... I'm still gonna make the most of it, though!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Huh, a Suit Yourself card... I think I can find a use for that!"
 * After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
 * After warping: "Hee hee! This is SO much easier than traveling by mecha!"
 * After player warps: "Ha! That's it, (Player's name), run and hide... But you'll never escape the clutches of Bowser Jr.!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Hmph. I don't like the look of this bank. Think I'll take it over someday!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Urgh... Only lazy people need to take a day off! Who do you think I am, some sorta slacker?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I don't need the stinking day off. UGH! Fine. I'll just use this time to build up my strength..."
 * "Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
 * "Heh heh heh... I totally knew this place would be closed today! I just saved myself some serious gold!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Enjoy your day off, (Player's name). Don't worry - I promise not to stomp your shops or anything! Heh heh heh..."
 * To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
 * "Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
 * "Heh heh! Bet you're gonna think twice about investing here now!"
 * "Listen up, (Player's name)! You'd better not try to get in my way!"
 * "If (Player's name) thinks he/she can protect his/her shop with a measly investment, he's/she's got another thing coming!"
 * "Not bad, (Player's name)... But next time, you should try to earn me even MORE gold!"
 * "Hee hee! Keep it up, (Player's name), and I'll make you an honorary member of my royal guard!"
 * "Grr! What do you think you're doing, (Player's name)!? My poor stock!"
 * "Heh heh! Watch as I make that itty bit of gold grow into a vast Koopa fortune!"
 * "Hee hee! Now I'm playing with Koopa power!"
 * "Hee hee! Perfect! I can take out Mario and (Player's name) in one fell swoop!"
 * After buying someone out: "Hee hee! This shop's mine now! I don't wanna hear any whining, so complain to someone who cares!"
 * After getting bought out: "Looks like someone is trying to mess up my brilliant plan for district domination. It's ON buddy!"
 * To Player: "Try not to spend any of that money until you get to my shop, (Player's name)!"
 * Mario's response: "I'm not gonna let that happen, Bowser Jr.! Come on, (Player's name), let's work together to beat that guy!"
 * To Player: "You're just being a big show-off, (Player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (Player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"
 * To Player: "Hee hee! You're about to learn the true meaning of Koopa power, (Player's name)!"
 * Bowser's response: "Why don't you just give up now and become one of our minions, (Player's name)? Bwah hah!"
 * To Player: "Don't go thinking you're special or anything just because you got a promotion, (Player's name)!"
 * Bowser's response: "Hey now, Son. Maybe (Player's name) IS special! I mean... Well, at least he/she deserves to celebrate a little."
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey, (Player's name), you're back! Hope you had a nice beauty rest! Now let's decide this thing once and for all!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ugh... Just wait till next time! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever! *sniffle*..."
 * Going bankrupt: "You...y-y-ou haven't...seen...the l-l-last of...urgh...me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
 * Close to victory: "Hee hee hee! From here on out, it's just a straight dash to the end! Better not get in my way, people!"
 * About to go bankrupt: "Gah! I'm not letting it end like this! I'll go out kicking and screaming and mess this whole place up!"
 * When in 1st Place: "Hee hee! Bow down before me, peons!"
 * When in 2nd Place: "Heh heh. First place is so close, I can taste it! Now all I have to do is wait for the perfect time to strike..."
 * When in 4th Place: "Hee hee hee! Don't worry - I'm gonna have a pretty ferocious comeback any minute now!!"
 * When paying rent to 1st: "Grr... I don't even know why I'm shopping here. The last thing I want to do is give YOU more gold!"
 * When paying rent to 4th: "Hmph! Maybe that money'll help you improve your game a little... But somehow I doubt it! Tee hee!"
 * Landing on a shop with -50% price: "You're only charging me half of what you normally do? OK...but I'm not gonna do you any favors!"
 * Landing on a shop with +30% price: "Hey, you jacked your prices up! Afraid the great Bowser Jr. is gonna win this game, huh?"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
 * To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
 * To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
 * To Player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"
 * To Others: "Hmph... If you wanna win, you're gonna have to get through ME first!"

Landing on an average shop

 * "Hmph! All right, I'll let it go this one time. But next time... Next time you're gonna get an earful!"
 * "Grr!! Don't think I'm going to let that evil deed go unpunished!"
 * To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
 * To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
 * To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"
 * To Player: "Next time, (player's name), it's YOU who's gonna be paying ME a ton of gold! Just you wait!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * "Waaagghhh! Stupid die! Why would you make me land on such an expensive shop?"
 * "NOOOO! Uh, don't worry, folks! This isn't anything I can't - urgh - handle!"
 * To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
 * To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
 * To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!""
 * To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
 * To Player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 * "DON’T RUN! WAIT UP!"
 * "Hey, you’re Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"
 * "Sniff snoof snifffffffffffff… Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK. Have you got a rare sticker?"
 * ''"News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"
 * "Well! Guess I’ll just have to take that rare sticker by overpowering you, thank you very much."
 * "Ha ha ha! Am I a beast or what? No way are you gonna win."
 * "But just ‘cause you’re on the brink of a humiliating defeat, don’t get all desperate and think of using that rare sticker."
 * "No no no NO! I want that sticker pristine when I take it from you!"
 * "Hey, y’know, you’re not too shabby. Luckily, at times like this, I just use the power my pop gave me to… RECOVERRR!"
 * "What?! C’mon, seriously? That sticker is overpowered! You cheat!"
 * "Okay look, I’ve had it! If that’s the way it’s gonna be, I've got one last trick to show you, bub!"
 * "NYARGLEBARGLE!"
 * "I’m not finished yet!"
 * "You’ll never climb up there to get it. Enjoy your sad little day of crying!"
 * "Bye, cheater!"
 * "TA-DAAAAH!"
 * "Hey, long time no see, Mario! Aren’t you looking chipper."
 * "Sniff sniff snooooooffffff… Mmm… and you’ve got an even rarer sticker than last time, don’t ya?"
 * "Yeah, well, that is REALLY ANNOYING! Give it, give it. GIVE IT NOW!"
 * "HEY! Running away? REALLY?!"
 * ''"Mario's not stronger at all! Talk about lame!
 * "Ooh, the little runaway coward is back! Fork over that sticker!"
 * "Dang! You’re nothing but a big bully! I’m telling my dad on you!"
 * "And my dad is SOOOO shiny right now! He’s way, way stronger than the both of you combined!"
 * "Better be ready to cry a lot!"
 * "I’VE BEEN WAITING!"
 * "Mario! So you actually made it here!"
 * "Y’know, Dad was pretty angry when I told him how you beat me up for no good reason! He was spitting mad!"
 * "So now I don’t care about any dumb stickers. I just care about vengeance! And I won’t go easy on you this time. You want this comet piece? Come on!"
 * "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"
 * "You made a huge hole in the ship! Dad’s gonna get all mad again!"
 * "I’m gonna pummel you and make my daddy proud!"
 * "No way am I losing this time!"
 * "How do you like THIS?!"
 * "Ha! Check it! A defense shield!"
 * "Go ahead, attack all you want!"
 * "Oh nooooo, the babies ran away!"
 * "Looks like there's no need for Dad to come out. I AM NOW THE FINAL BOSS!"
 * "Hey, you're back! Are you sure you don't wanna run away again?"
 * "DAAAAAANG! NOOOOO! WHYYYYY? This can’t be happening!"
 * "Could this mean… I’M FINISHED?!"

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "What's the big idea, copycat?"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "It's like looking into a funhouse mirror. Crazy!"
 * "But anyway, you showed up at just the right time. It was getting boring around here."
 * "No way! That's MY name too! Wow! OK then, let's get this party started!"
 * "Hey there, buddy."
 * "You know what, buddy?" (PAL)
 * "I'm bored out of my mind."
 * "By the way, there's something I've been wondering. Where are you from anyway?"
 * "Hmm... Does that mean if we had the book, you'd have to go home?"
 * "But hanging out together is the only thing keeping us from dying of boredom!"
 * "Oh, great idea!"
 * "I bet our dads would like that too."
 * "So any idea where the book is now?"
 * "Once we're done here, let's go find that book!"
 * "HOLD ON!"
 * "Don't you throw my book away! I'm gonna tell Dad on you!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Alright! Let's get this baby home!"
 * "All right, time to go throw this book in the garbage."
 * "And then we can hang out together and never be bored again!"
 * "Okay, book, into the stinky garbage with you!"
 * "On second thought..."
 * "Let's keep this ugly garbage book for now. Who knows? Maybe it'll come in handy."
 * "Like, if we get bored here, we could go terrorize YOUR world someday..."
 * "Let's go show the book to Dad! I bet he'll get a kick out of it."
 * "Daaad! I'M your son!"
 * "Look what I have!"
 * "We don't care! We don't wanna do it! We hate guard duty!"
 * "I like special surprises! OK, let's go to the villa!"
 * "And so are you!"
 * "Who knew that Pops had a villa way up here?"
 * "Talk about a killer view!"'
 * "No way! This I gotta see!"
 * "Whoooooa."
 * "I'm so high up!"
 * "If I were scared of heights, I would for sure be freaking out right now."
 * "Hey! Stop hogging it!"
 * "It's half mine, you know!"
 * "I don't wanna!"
 * "Besides, you're the one who told me to play here!"
 * "Heh. Mario! This is perfect timing!"
 * "Gahaha! Come and get us... if you can!"
 * "Dang it! They're scratching our papercraft all up!"
 * "We're just messing around here. Time to break out the big bombs!"
 * "Right? High five!"
 * "Waaaah! They broke our papercraft!"
 * "Why'd you make it so flimsy?"
 * "Brrr! *zzz* *zzz*"
 * "Why is it so cooooold...?"
 * "That was a dirty trick, running away while I was asleep!"
 * "I'm gonna tell Dad all about it, just you wait!"
 * "Oh, man, probably both!"
 * "But the book is OURS now! We're never giving it back!"
 * "Hmm... Hey, buddy."
 * "I kind of feel like these guys didn’t know we had the book."
 * "Maybe we shouldn’t have pulled it out just then."
 * "Hah! Like we'd just give up like that."
 * "Hey, buddy! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
 * "Let's run away!"
 * "So it's come to this."
 * "Hey, buddy! Why did we even run away the first time?"
 * "Fighting is more fun, don't you think?"
 * "All right, who can fly the farthest?"
 * "I challenge you!"
 * "Urgh... Buddy..."
 * "Um, Dad..."
 * "Dad... the book..."

Paper Bowser Jr.

 * "What!? It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE the copycat!"
 * "That said, you picked a pretty nice style to jack!"
 * "The name’s Bowser Jr. Pleased to meetcha!"
 * "Oh, yeah, me too."
 * "Sure, we’ll get a reward for watching the princesses, but…"
 * "I’m bored out of my mind."
 * "I flew out of that book, same as my dad."
 * "Yeah, probably."
 * "Yeah, going home would be super lame."
 * "Wait, I have an idea!"
 * "Let’s just find the book and destroy it! Problem solved!"
 * "Nope, no clue. Hmm…"
 * "Yeah! Then I’ll never have to go home!"
 * "It’s stinky garbage time! It’s stinky garbage time!"
 * "Whyyyy meeee? Standing guard is the most boring job in the world!"
 * "We don’t care! We don’t want to do it! We hate guard duty!"
 * "Yeah! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!"
 * "We’re heading out to the villa now!"
 * "Hey buddy! Did you check out that awesome papercraft downstairs?"
 * "It looks just like us!"
 * "Hey, buddy!The papercraft is so awesome!"
 * "Whoa! SO cool!"
 * "We don’t care! We’re not done playing yet!"
 * "AND we’re not scared of Mario or anyone with him!"
 * "Now that we’ve got this sweet papercraft, we’re not scared of anything!"
 * "We’re gonna take this papercraft for a test drive… all over your face!"
 * "Pfft. They probably can’t!"
 * "Good idea!"
 * "That does us zero good right now. Let’s go back to the castle"
 * "Man, I’m so bored."
 * "This lookout duty is the worst! Where’s the action?"
 * "Hey, you two! Try escaping or something! I can’t take this anymore!"
 * "‘Mario! Save me!' You could at least say something different every once in a while. Yeesh!"
 * "And anyway, Mario’s not coming!"
 * "Right about now he’s probably being dangled over some lava."
 * "Grrr! Stop saying that! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
 * "That’s IT. I’m going outside."
 * "So… you think they’re here to steal back that book, or just the princesses?"
 * "What’s up?"
 * "Looks that way."
 * "Maybe not our best move."
 * "I think so!"
 * "Let’s run away!"
 * "You can’t boss us around!"
 * "Nuh-uh! WE’RE the bosses!"
 * "You’re not even a miniboss!"
 * "You’re just an angry little bee!"
 * "You’re right! Let’s fight ‘em!"
 * "It’s what Dad would want."
 * "It's gonna be painful if you lose. Bwahaha!"
 * "Don’t let them get it... We need it..."

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

 * "Whoa!"
 * "Hey, Dad! Check it out!"
 * "Didn’t you hear me? We go until I win ten times!"
 * "I need six more wins!"
 * "All right, goombs! Bring it on!"
 * "I just need to keep crashing into them to win, right?"
 * "Like, just knock out that guy in the back, yeah?"
 * "Pfft. It’s almost too easy!"
 * "You ready for this?"
 * "Bahaha, didn’t think so!"
 * "I call that attack the Whomping Wallop. It really packs… something, doesn’t it?"
 * "Boooom! How about that? Did ya like that?"
 * "Chalk one up for Junior! Let’s do it again!"
 * "Now I just need seven more wins!"
 * "What’s that, goombie? Less talk, more fight!"
 * "Junior wins again!"
 * "Eight more and it’s all over!"
 *  (I could totally do a better job than those clowns…)
 *  (I’m gonna get this done myself. Dad would love that!)
 * "Guys! Your plan is garbage. I have a better one!"
 *  (Wait till they see what I’ve got in mind…)
 * "Mechakoopa! My precious!"
 * "Fly! Fly now!"
 * "I’m gonna make that Skeletone… ♪ And dad’s gonna know I’m on my own! ♪"
 * "Oh, it’s you! You wanna tussle again?"
 * "Ha ha!"
 * "What’s that supposed to mean? I’ll stomp ya!"
 * "Like those Goombas are gonna knock me out. Please!"
 * "That sounds boring! I’ll take ‘em all out!"
 * "Whoa, check out that “!” over my Mechakoopa’s head!"
 * "Bahaha! That was great."
 * "I guess that “!” meant he was about to do an awesome attack."
 * "Ugh, what am I yapping about? I sound like Ludwig. Back to fighting!"
 * "… This army isn’t big enough. I need to step it up!"
 * "Now that’s more like it! Chaaaarge!"
 * "Whoa, what’s happening?"
 * "Sweet!"
 * "Duh! My Mechakoopas are the best!"
 * "Yes! Crushed it. Let’s keep going!"
 * "What?! I’m the best! Of course I’m ready!"
 * "I said I got it! Yeesh!"
 * "LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!"
 * "Bring it on!"
 * "What’s that about turnips?"
 * "Are you finally done talking? Come and get me!"
 * "Yo! Ludwig!"
 * "Why are you so boring? You’re messing up a perfectly good fight with all your yapping!"
 * "You’re doing it again! Shut up!"
 * "I’ve got plenty of spirit. Dad always says so!"
 * "I’ll fight you if you keep trying to teach me how to fight!"
 * "In other words… LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!"
 * "You’re STILL talking?!"
 * "Did you say something?"
 * "Finally!"
 * "What’s up, big guy? You wanna say something?"
 * "Whoa! You’re a big fan of the START button. I get it."
 * "Uh… so, is that it?"
 * "All right, buddy."
 * "Whoa! What’s the big idea, sneaking up on me like that?"
 * "Is that a drumstick? Gimme, gimme!"
 * "Wait a second…"
 * "Where have you been keeping that thing?"
 * "Ah, who cares. Food is food!"
 * "Hold on. This is all burnt! What’d you do to it?"
 * "OK, big guy. I’ll, uh, eat it later…"
 * "All right, it’s MY turn to brag about stuff."
 * "Captain Command! Open the panel!"
 * "When you see the “!”, tap the icon below, or press up on the +Control Pad to use Deny!"
 * "Haha! DENIED! It’s so satisfying."
 * "Wait, did that use up some of my CP? But those are MY Captain Points!"
 * "Bah, using Deny only cost one point. I guess I’ll just have to keep an eye on it…"
 * "Dude, have you been paying attention? I’m crushing it! I don’t need your help."
 * "Ugh… If you insist. But make it quick!"
 * "Duh."
 * "Duh. Duh, duh, duh."
 * "Duh."
 * "Duh, duh."
 * "DUH!"
 * "Oh. You finally shut up!"
 * "Did you not hear me? DUH! I got it all!"
 * "Ha! Larry…"
 * "You actually thought you could beat me? Bwahaha!"
 * "Hey, Morton… What are those dumb flags about, anyway?"
 * "Captains? THOSE guys?!"
 * "They saved Dad? Huh."
 * "Duh! You should believe in me. I can beat any Goomba any day!"
 * "Those dumb captain flags don’t scare me. They’re going DOWN."
 * "Ha, HA! How’d ya like THAT?"
 * "Can’t spell Bowser Jr. without OW! Ha!"
 * "What, dude?"
 * "Uh… OK."
 * "Nah, c’mon."
 * "You’re just my Goomba punching bag! You exist to entertain me, right?"
 * "Come to think of it, I never did get that 20th victory…"
 * "Remind me, we gotta fight 15 more times when we get back!"
 * "Ugh, enough! I GOT IT!"
 * "Gonna craft that Skeletone… ♪ Bowser Jr. on his own… ♪"
 * "Find the carrot before those clowns… ♪ Cause I’m the one who wears the crown… ♪"
 * "♪The forest’s biggest caaaarrot! It will be mine, I sweaaaar it! ♪"
 * "Huh? Dad?"
 * "Yikes!"
 * "What was that crazy wind all about? What’s going on here?!"
 * "Ugh, now what? "
 * "Oh, great. Now Kamek is gonna talk my ears off…"
 * "Whatever, dude. Where’s Dad now?"
 * "Figures. I almost never know where Dad is. I’m basically a latchkey Koopa."
 * "So… I can set up a formation that gives me the advantage… and it’s not considered cheating?"
 * "Ha! Suckers. They’re making it too easy for me."
 * "Oh, and I think I already read your profile, Wendy. It says, “Gets angry at the drop of a hat.”"
 * "Ha! He’s not wrong."
 * "♪The forest’s biggest caaaarrot! It will be mine, I sweaaaar it! ♪"
 * "Hey! What’s the holdup back there?"
 * "Hey! I’m bored again. Let’s go!"
 * "Roy! Did you not hear me? I’m BORED! Hurry up!"
 * "What’s that, big guy?"
 * "Hey! I can’t see anything! Get outta my way!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "What are you doing?"
 * "Bwaha, that was waaaay too easy."
 * "I’m too strong for my own good. It’s my princely curse."
 * "Pfffft! Yeah, right! Morton just got in my way. He’s such a glory stealer!"
 * "Blah blah blah! Keep your loser problems to yourself. And don’t talk back to your future king!"
 * "…Huh? What’s that?"
 * "Morton! Explain yourself before I get any crankier!"
 * "Why do you have my magic brush?!"
 * "And you waited all this time to give it to me?!"
 * "Are you completely worthless or what? Why are good minions so hard to find!"
 * "♪I gotta find that caaaarrot! So big you can’t compaaaare it! ♪"
 * "♪Got carrots on the braaaain! Your loss will be my gaaaaain! ♪"
 * "♪Got carrots on the braaaain! Your loss will be my gaaaaain! ♪"
 * "UGH! There aren’t any stupid carrots stupid anywhere!"
 * "Did you say veggies? CARROTS are veggies! Show me your carrots, bug brain!"
 * "Eww! No one’s talking about EATING carrots, bug! I just need the Giga-carrot to impress my dad."
 * "Now, I you’ve got some hot wings or a nice, juicy steak…"
 * "What a weirdo."
 * "Duh! I was gonna say that! Stop trying to take credit!"
 * "Bwahaha!"
 * "This place is crawling with weaklings. Pathetic. This is such a cakewalk."
 * "WHAT did you say?!"
 * "Hey, Roy! Underling! I heard that!"
 * "Watch it, buddy! If you keep this up, I’ll… I’ll…"
 * "I’ll tell Dad!"
 * "I HEARD THAT, TOO!"
 * "Grrr! Who needs you, anyway?"
 * "Ooh! Hold me back! I mean, lemme at him!"
 * "Good riddance! Hmph. I’m outta here."
 * "If you flakes wanna flake out on me too, go right ahead."
 * "I can do this all by myself."
 * "Pfft, don’t worry about ME. I can find the ingredients myself."
 * "I didn’t want your help anyway."
 * "You’re STILL talking? Ugh, get outta here!"
 * "Look at that! THAT CARROT’S HUGE! This is it! I found the Giga-carrot!"
 * "Morton! Iggy! Get your lazy shells over here!"
 * "I order you to, um… carry this thing."
 * "So what?"
 * "Oh! I have a great idea!"
 * "Ahhhhh!"
 * "Where to next?"
 * "Not funny, clown! I don’t need those… clowns."
 * "Are you jabbering again, Kamek? I hate it when you jabber."
 * "Morton! Kamek’s talking nonsense again. Quick, what’s a bulb?"
 * "The bulb is roooound! ♪ It must be fooooound! ♪"
 * "Hey, look at those spiky things!"
 * "Duh. I totally knew that."
 * "Blah, blah! I got it. Now, get outta the way!"
 * "SILENCE!"
 * "This was a one-Junior job to begin with."
 * "I don’t need a stinkin’ babysitter!"
 * "So, you know…"
 * "Scram!"
 * "Whatever, weirdo. I don’t care if you ever come back!"
 * "Probably off laughing to himself. Like weirdos do."
 * "I. Do. Not. Care. I hope he stays gone."
 * "Whoa!"
 * "Look at that!"
 * "Well, it’s mine now!"
 * "Hey! Slowpokes! I’m leaving!"
 * "Hey, Morton! What’s going on over there?"
 * "Oh! Is that the Omega-onion?!"
 * "What? Why are you talking like that? What are you even saying?"
 * "You’re both terrible at talking!"
 * "Guess I’ll just stomp this thing and take the onion."
 * (If I find the last ingredient and make that supplement thing…)
 * (I can turn our Goombas back to normal and Dad will be super proud!)
 * "Did you see all that?"
 * "I can TOTALLY handle anything by myself!"
 * "Eh? Kamek? I hope you’re listening to me!"
 * "Oh, right. What was it again?"
 * "Clever rice?"
 * "Never nice?"
 * "Oh! Something to do with ice… maybe?"
 * "Yeah, that thing! That’s the stuff."
 * "What? What do you believe? Talk faster, Kamek!"
 * "If you know something about this Whatever Ice, spill it!"
 * "SERIOUSLY?!"
 * "Dad! HEY, DAD!"
 * "Did you know there’s this ice in the Mushroom Kingdom that never melts?"
 * "It’s true! Kamek told me about it!"
 * "It’s called… um… Oh yeah! Ever Ice! Didja hear me?! It never ever melts!"
 * "I wanna EAT it! Just imagine! Crushed ice that never melts!"
 * "Some what? Oh! You did?"
 * "That’s cool. But I don’t need it anymore."
 * "There’s something more important I need, Dad!"
 * "It’s this great new toy! Let me tell you everything about it…"
 * "Kamek!"
 * "Quit your pondering and let’s go get that ice stuff!"
 * "Wait… how is the castle just… gone?!"
 * "Like… Where is it?!"
 * "Hey! Kamek! Where’s the castle? Dad’s not gonna like this!"
 * "Super helpful, Kamek. Hey, some Goombas!"
 * "Show? What show? Did someone stomp you too hard? What are you even talking about?"
 * "Stop talking nonsense! And what’s a Fawful?"
 * "Hey! Goombas! Snap out of it!"
 * "Yo, Kamek! I’m bored with these guys. Let’s go get that stuff from the basement."
 * "The basement’s still here, right?"
 * "So who cares? I wanna make that Skeletone stuff!"
 * "Why doesn’t anyone listen to me?!"
 * "I don’t care about the minions! I care about me!"
 * "So when I say something, YOU JUST DO IT! GOT THAT?!"
 * "Is this it?"
 * "So that’s the Ever Ice, right?"
 * "I definitely want to eat it!"
 * "Whoa, where’d those ugly things come from?"
 * "OK, so… what do I do now?"
 * "Do I just crunch it up with my teeth, or did Dad finally get a shaved ice machine?"
 * "Just tell me how to make the Skeletone! Or I’m gonna eat this delicious looking ice!"
 * "Ugh, fine."
 * "Oh, what now?"
 * "Uh, Kamek?"
 * "That’s what I’m doing right now. Try to keep up."
 * "It sounds boring…"
 * "OK! Fine! Whatever!"
 * "Lighten up, man!"
 * "We’re trying to make a supplement, lady. Enough with the chit-chat!"
 * "What’s a massage? You have to be strong to do it? Then I can CRUSH IT!"
 * "I can do anything! Hold my Ever Ice, Kamek!"
 * "Lady, can you just hurry up and make my Skeletone?"
 * "Why didn’t anyone tell me cooking was this exciting?!"
 * "There’s nothing light about this!"
 * "Wait, is she speaking another language?"
 * "About time!"
 * "Cool, we got the stuff. Now let’s hurry up and get back to the castle!"
 * "Dad’s gonna be so impressed!"
 * "Hey! Watch where you’re flying!"
 * "Yeah! I totally MADE that. Impressive, right?"
 * "HEY! What are you doing to my Skeletone? I didn’t show Dad yet!"
 * "NO! Why’d you do that? Now how am I supposed to impress Dad?"
 * "What was that for? Look, Morton’s just big-boned. He doesn’t have the blorbs!"
 * "Oh, wait. You put that poison stuff in there! Did you just poison Morton? ANSWER ME!"
 * "I don’t like this! Morton is my buddy!"
 * "Hey, weirdo! Don’t you know who I am? Nothing is easy with me! NOTHING!"
 * "Ow…"
 * "Urghhh…. My head…"
 * "Kamek? What happened? Where are we?"
 * "Wait. You’re saying… I lost a fight?"
 * "They got lucky! I want a rematch!"
 * "Let’s go find ‘em right now. This is gonna be a blowout!"
 * "WHAT did you just say to me?! Choose your next words carefully!"
 * "Says you."
 * "Well… yeah. Of course he could."
 * "Dad’s the strongest and best at everything!"
 * "Those clowns? Come on."
 * "People… adore me…"
 * "Um…"
 * "Kamek…"
 * "I’m starving."
 * "… *sniffle*"
 * "Oh, man…"
 * "*sniffle* My tears are the perfect seasoning… Weird."
 * "It really is too burnt. Stupid Morton…"
 * "… Working as a team…"
 * "Hey! Kamek!"
 * "We gotta go! Now!"
 * "I… know that now. That’s why we’re gonna go find the others!"
 * "Larry! Iggy!"
 * "Lemmy! Ludwig!"
 * "Roy! Wendy!"
 * "Even Morton!"
 * "We’ll find them all!"
 * "Hey! Don’t get crazy!"
 * "It’s not like I wanna be friends with them or anything!"
 * "It’s just… Well, they… They might be beaten up real bad."
 * "They might be crying and in trouble and stuff, just waiting for me to rescue them…"
 * "So… I guess… as their future king, I’ve gotta go help them."
 * "S-so they can see how strong I am with their own eyes!"
 * "Hey! Stop smiling!"
 * "We’ll just… find them, that’s all! We’ll look everywhere!"
 * "The whole Mushroom Kingdom! We’ll check every corner!"
 * "What does THAT mean? You got a better idea?!"
 * "So? What are we waiting for? I’m leaving NOW!"
 * "KAMEK! Hurry up!"
 * "Hey, Goombas!"
 * "These Goombas are acting like Morton was…"
 * "Hey, Kamek!"
 * "My princely promise! Do you remember it?"
 * "The promise I made to save all the Minions."
 * "You’ll be my witness!"
 * "Watch as I keep my promise! And then some!"
 * "IGGY! We’re talking to you!"
 * "What… is WRONG with you?"
 * "Hey, gramps! Who’s Charlie, and what have you done to Iggy?!"
 * "Umm… Iggy’s been gone for, like, a day."
 * "What’s going on here? You two just met!"
 * "He’s our friend!"
 * "Yeah… It’s weirding me out. "
 * "Hey, gramps! Listen up!"
 * "Stop talking like that! You should be saying “Bahaha”!"
 * "C’mon, Iggy. Snap out of it!"
 * "Kamek! Use your magic and cure his amnesia!"
 * "Let’s try fighting him instead! He’ll remember that!"
 * "Come on, Iggy! Time to remember!"
 * "Iggy! Are you yourself again?"
 * "HOORAY! Iggy’s really back! He’s got his crazy laugh again!"
 * "DOUBLE HOORAY!"
 * "His memories are back too!"
 * "Hey! It’s them!"
 * "Ludwig?"
 * "Sounds like they’re looking for Ludwig."
 * "I don’t trust ‘em, but it’s a lead…"
 * "That’s a totally different name than Lizzy!"
 * "He has granddaughters named Juliet AND Juliette?!"
 * "Oh, forget this, lets just go get Ludwig."
 * "All right, so… Where’s Ludwig?"
 * "Well…"
 * "You did walk out on me. Just like that! That’s unforgivable!"
 * "From now on… you’re not allowed to leave me no matter what!"
 * "Just… just follow me everywhere, got it?"
 * "Hmm? What is it?"
 * "Whatever you say, man."
 * "Hey, Ludwig!"
 * "I… I gotta tell you something. I made a promise to Kamek."
 * "I’m not gonna let those guys get away with this."
 * "I’m gonna save all of us Koopalings and the minions. No matter what."
 * "Do you know who I am?"
 * "Hey."
 * "Since this is your “tofu,” answer me this…"
 * "Have you seen any of the other Koopalings recently?"
 * "You know… Larry? Lemmy? Wendy? Roy? Morton?"
 * "Whoa. Dude. Back off."
 * "OK, who did you see? And where are they now?!"
 * "Gotcha. That’s great news. Let’s go!"
 * "Hold on… Isn’t Toad Town around here somewhere?"
 * "I, um, just need to make a quick stop…"
 * "Bah! You’re no fun."
 * "Huh, it’s Mario and Luigi."
 * "Wait… MARIO AND LUIGI?!"
 * "HEY!"
 * "I’m more than just Bowser’s kid, you know!"
 * "And what are you, anyway? A yellow ball with feet?!"
 * "TINY BOWSER?!"
 * "Dad says I’m a growing boy, and…"
 * "Wait, why am I explaining myself to you?"
 * "You’re a talking ball!"
 * "Yeah? Spit it out, ball!"
 * "Uh, OK. Whatever."
 * "Wait! Do you know where Dad is? Where is he? What’s he doing?!"
 * "Hey! Wait!"
 * "And what did it mean about Dad working hard?"
 * "Yeah! I’d know that ominous rumble anywhere!"
 * "Larry! Lemmy!"
 * "WHAT?!"
 * "That… that beast…"
 * "It’s true! That thing… is my dad."
 * "The yellow thing said… that Dad was working hard."
 * "Yeah, it’s starting to make sense…"
 * "Dad’s fighting it. He’s fighting that giant robot. Awesome!"
 * "Larry! Lemmy!"
 * "Gah!"
 * "No! I won’t run! I’m gonna help Larry and Lemmy!"
 * "And then all of us are gonna save Dad!"
 * (You hear that, Dad? Hang in there…)
 * "All right. We got this. LET’S GO!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Larry! Lemmy! Are you OK?"
 * "Ugh! They’re too heavy!"
 * "Come on!"
 * "But Dad…"
 * "I’m sure Dad will be happy to know you tried… or whatever."
 * "You guys were kinda cool out there. I mean, just a little bit."
 * "So, what happened to Wendy?"
 * "OK. Let’s go rescue them. I bet they’re ALL still there. Even Roy."
 * "I just… I just do. I have a feeling."
 * "Larry! Lemmy!"
 * "I’m sorry for being a jerk before. You deserve better."
 * "From now on… I need you guys around. We’re a team, OK? And… we’re friends."
 * "So, come on! Join me!"
 * "Whoa! The castle is back!"
 * "Those pink jerks are probably inside, messing around with dad’s fancy barrels!"
 * "Bahaha! I love this."
 * "Wendy! What are you doing in that barrel?!"
 * "Hey! Leave her out of this."
 * "Shut up! She’s not my true love!"
 * "But… I’m not leaving her behind!"
 * "Grrr!"
 * "Ugh… come on, guys!"
 * "Those guys… really care about me…"
 * "Count on them? I just don’t want them taking all the credit!"
 * "Don’t thank me yet."
 * "We still need to find Roy and Morton."
 * "Oh yeah, and crush those guys for messing with Dad’s castle!"
 * "Oh, yeah! You guys were great."
 * "Nope!"
 * "I’ve got something more important in mind for you."
 * "Of course it is! You’re my sparring buddy until the end of time!"
 * "Eh? I know sparring with me is your favorite thing."
 * "So now you get to do it forever! That reminds me…"
 * "I need 30 more wins against you!"
 * "Huh…"
 * "You guys are crazy. This is gonna be super easy!"
 * "See? Look at these guys. Napping! It’s a cakewalk!"
 * "Hey! It’s Roy!"
 * "Yo, Roy! Sorry for being a jerk earlier. Looks like you crushed all these minions, huh?"
 * "Hey! I’m talking to you! Are you giving me the silent treatment or what? I said I was sorry!"
 * "Uh…"
 * "ROY! What’s wrong with you?!"
 * "C’mon, Roy…"
 * "Roy!"
 * "But… look how slow you’re walking. I order you to knock it off!"
 * "All right, buddy. Just know that I’m doing this out of love…"
 * "I’m gonna have to take you down!"
 * "Who are you calling a fool?"
 * "Sorry not sorry, Roy!"
 * "All right, Roy… Listen…"
 * "No, seriously…"
 * "Grrr! That’s not it!"
 * "I’m sorry!"
 * "Oh, hey dude. I finally ate that drumstick."
 * "It was gross. Learn to cook!"
 * "Eh? Maybe you can’t hear me on account of eating that poison."
 * "Anyway, you owe me another spicy drumstick. Don’t think I won’t collect!"
 * "Oh, you wanna fight for it?"
 * "Aw, buddy… You’re back! *sniffle*"
 * "I’m not crying… you’re crying…"
 * "Oh, Morton…"
 * "You big lug!"
 * "I’m not…"
 * "I’m not crying!"
 * "I’m NOT, OK…"
 * "*sniffle*"
 * "You guys…"
 * "I’m… sorry."
 * "I’ve got this weird… burning… in my gut."
 * "And I don’t think it’s just that spicy drumstick."
 * "I think it’s guilt."
 * "You guys have all just been trying to help me…"
 * "I didn’t fully realize it until just now."
 * "You guys came back to help me, even when I was being ridiculous."
 * "All this time I just wanted to show off for Dad…"
 * "But I never realized what it is that makes him so strong."
 * "It’s you guys."
 * "Thanks, guys. I’m gonna be a better Bowser Jr."
 * "All right, guys! I’m fired up now!"
 * "Let’s find those fitness jerks and kick them right in their toned butts!"
 * "They don’t stand a chance against us!"
 * "Let’s show ‘em what the Koopa Troop can do!"
 * "Larry!"
 * "Roy!"
 * "Wendy!"
 * "Lemmy!"
 * "You guys take the lead!"
 * "Morton!"
 * "Iggy!"
 * "Ludwig!"
 * "You guys back them up!"
 * "Look sharp, everyone! It’s time to shine!"
 * "As for you, minions…"
 * "Forward march!"
 * "Dad’s in there…"
 * "Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s finish up here so we can go help him out!"
 * "YO!"
 * "What are you guys yakking about?!"
 * "Let’s go!"
 * "Ugh, more yakking…"
 * "Nah, we’re the good guys!"
 * "Hey, Ludwig!"
 * "Is Dad… bad?"
 * "Roy!"
 * "You answer it! Are we bad?"
 * "Iggy! Lemmy! Larry! Wendy! Morton!"
 * "Do you think of us and the minions as the bad guys?"
 * "I got your answer right here, pal."
 * "Good and evil are outdated, simplistic terms!"
 * "Everything is relative!"
 * "Is it wrong for me to help my dad try to take over the Mushroom Kingdom?"
 * "Drivel?! I’m gonna look that up in the dictionary and then smack you with it!"
 * "Then we’ll get our minions back and dump you clowns in the lava!"
 * "Hey! They’re taking the Skeletone! That’s MY Skeletone!"
 * "Whatever. We’ve got our own special plan. I call it… uh… Plan M!"
 * "All right, so, Plan M…"
 * "It’s just the proud Minion spirit!"
 * "So, c’mon guys! Show ‘em your miniony spirit!"
 * "Let’s do this! "
 * "I don’t care what kind of dirty tricks you come up with."
 * "You messed with my Dad, you messed with the Minions… now you have to answer to me!"
 * "Dad?"
 * "I can’t see anything, but Dad did that. I know it."
 * "Ehh…"
 * "I think I’m just gonna wait for Dad. You guys can deal with the blorbs."
 * "Dad will be here any minute. Count on it."
 * "WOOOO! Great idea, Roy! Let’s shoot off some fireworks!"
 * "DAD! WAKE UP!"
 * "Guess what I just did."
 * "I totally saved the day!"
 * "Are you listening?!"
 * "How can he be sleeping through this?"
 * "DAD!"
 * "Ugh, fine. Thanks for nothing."
 * "Dad! Check it out! The Skeletone Formula:D!"
 * "It was a team effort, Dad."
 * "Anyway, didn’t Fawful poison you? You should take some of this stuff!"
 * "Wait! Don’t eat all of it!"
 * "No, Dad! I swear!"
 * "I told you not to take all of it!"
 * "Bored. Bored. Bored. I’M BORED!"
 * "Hey! You guys!"
 * "Let’s fight or something!"
 * "What? Why not?!"
 * "Wait a second… You’re the guys who were working with that Fawful creep, aren’t you?"
 * "Nah, it’s OK. I get it. You were messed up by that Malatone stuff."
 * "Anyway, let’s fight!"
 * "I don’t care what you’d rather! Just hurry up and let’s do it!"
 * "All right! Bowser Jr.’s gonna get 10 wins, baby. Let’s do it!"
 * "Whoa! That was close!"
 * "Aww, c’mon. One more!"
 * "Heh. You guys put up a good fight!"
 * "You’re my sparring partner for life, OK? Get used to it, buddy!"
 * "Don’t ever leave the castle in case I wanna scrap, OK?"
 * "What’s the matter?! You don’t like fighting me?"
 * "What’s your deal, anyway? You’re a Captain for crying out loud!"
 * "C’mon! Gimme one more match!"
 * "Or until I win 20. Whichever comes last. Let’s go!"
 * "Hey! Captain Goomba! You want in on this?"
 * "Hey. Roy."
 * " … It’s kinda boring when we don’t have to rescue or kidnap anyone, huh?"
 * "So… what should we do?"
 * "So… Who are you?"
 * "Yeah. Who are you?"
 * "Yeah."
 * "Not one."
 * "What’s up, Dad?"
 * "Don’t worry. I’m still a kid, Dad. Oh, but I am a LOT stronger than I used to be!"
 * "OK! Uh, how do you want me to do that?"
 * "Oh, I know! I could just fight someone!"
 * "Let’s see… should it be Morton?"
 * "Or maybe Larry?"
 * "Fighting against my own Dad…"
 * "It’s a dream come true! Let’s do this!"
 * "All right guys, I need you psyched up for one more battle…"
 * "We’re really gonna take it to Dad this time, OK?"
 * "Hope you’re ready, Dad!"
 * "Yeah, but you’ve got 341 losses! Best out of 800 wins it!"
 * "Get ready to lose!"
 * "Get ready to lose!"

Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition

 * "Hey, what's the big idea?! I was taking a nap in there."
 * "But I didn't catch all my Zs!"
 * "How'd Mario and his crew get this far? Ugh. And just when I was getting my bubble bath ready!"
 * "Ugh! Those guys have messed with my bath time...for the LAST time!"
 * "No way! I was setting up a 10-combo attack that would have been the END of them!"
 * "Forget that! This isn't over yet. Not by a long shot."

British English version

 * "What's going on? I was napping!"
 * "But I'm still tired!"
 * "Mario's lot again?! I was just enjoying a nice soak in the bath-how dare you!"
 * "I'm not properly warmed up yet!"
 * "Lame! Lame. Lame. I almost had a 10 Combo!"
 * "I haven't lost yet!"

Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

 * "Hey! Stay away from him."
 * "I see what’s going on here."
 * "You want to use the little fella’s special talents for yourself!"
 * "Well, I saw him first! He and all his special talents are MINE."
 * "I think I’ll call you…"
 * "…SPAWNY!"
 * "You want to help me teach these wimps a lesson, Spawny?"
 * "Ha! My papa’s gonna be so impressed when he gets back from vacation!"
 * "And you, Mario, YOU must be exhausted after all those battles. Take this—it’ll give you some much needed energy."
 * "Before I go, Spawny and I would like to introduce you to a new friend of ours. He’s the ‘top banana’ around here!"
 * "I see you escaped Spawny’s offspring back at the tower."
 * "Well, don’t waste time patting yourselves on the back."
 * "With Spawny at my side YOU’LL be the ones fading into oblivion soon enough."
 * "Then nothing and no one’ll be the boss of me!"
 * "Hear me? NO ONE!"
 * "Papa?!"
 * "Papa, I’m kinda in the middle of some-"
 * "No, I’m not throwing a party!"
 * "I finished my homework. Well… most of it."
 * "Yes, I took out the garbage."
 * "OK, Papa…"
 * "C’mon, Spawny. We’re not done yet. We still gotta defeat Mario and his dumb friends!"
 * "Papa’ll be so proud!"
 * "Well, well! It seems the Goody Two-Shoes Crew can’t get enough of your talents, Spawny!"
 * "I wonder what NEW creation you can come up with to pique their interest…"
 * "It’d better be good!"
 * "Go on, let 'em have it!"
 * "Give them something straight out of your nightmares!"
 * "Or I’ll give YOU something to be scared about!"
 * "Stop wiggling, you saphead! You’re going to fall out of the-"
 * "And YOU. Stay away from Spawny!"
 * "As a matter of fact, stay out of my way. PERIOD."
 * "I’ve got things to do and daddy issues to repress!"
 * (As ???) Congrats on finding Spooky Trails. Isn’t it great? Check out the gate in front of you.
 * (As ???) Behind the Moon Gate is the cure for the plague that’s ravaged the Mushroom Kingdom for too long! A champion that has long been asleep will awaken and set things right!
 * (As ???) But to get to him you’ll need to find the two uh… er… Lost Relics of Goodness!
 * (As ???) Find the relics and the champion – a Mr. Tom Phan – shall awake and sing with joy at having you before him!
 * (As ???) Good job! You found one of the relics. Hopefully, it was extremely unpleasant.
 * (As ???) Er, unpleasant for your enemies, I mean!
 * (As ???) The second Relic of Goodness will involve a long and perilous journey during which you’ll probably meet a grisly end. Have fun.
 * (As ???) Dorks, You’re probably feeling pretty discouraged right now, not that I blame you. I’d be discouraged if I were you, too.
 * (As ???) The Moon Gate can’t be opened unless there’s a full moon (duh). Too bad it’s gone already. Lucky for you, I know a way to get it to come back!
 * (As ???) Just take the totally non-spooky path leading from the gate that just opened and everything will work out just fine and you won’t be killed. I promise.
 * (As ???) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Moon Gate is open and Mr. Tom Phan awaits. Soon, you’ll be out of the picture entirely! Muhahahahaha!
 * (As ???) Er… when I wrote ‘out of the picture’ I meant, ‘doing great’. Also, when I wrote ‘muhahahahaha’ I meant, ‘congratulations’.
 * (As ???) Also, when I wrote ‘muhahahahaha’ the second time I meant, er… ‘You guys are really cool and I like you a lot and definitely don’t wish you any harm.’ *snicker*
 * "So, you finally decided to show up! You’re just in time for the show."
 * "Oh, he’s real alright…"
 * "In fact, thanks to you, he’s about to make his debut right here on this very stage."
 * "Go on now, Spawny… Do your thing!"
 * "Hmm… Maybe you need a little encouragement."
 * "Behold! Tom Phan! Better known as…"
 * "PHANTOM!"
 * "Well, I hope you’re happy!"
 * "Spawny and I were perfectly happy together. Five minutes with YOU and he gets kidnapped!"
 * "And what’s Papa gonna say when he comes home to find a giant energy dragon hanging out in his castle?"
 * "Lucky for you he’s still on vacation, so you’ll have time to clean up the mess you made."
 * "That’s him now."
 * "It’s probably just another photo of him standing next to a stupid statue or an old pile of rubble."
 * "“Decided to come home early, son. See you soon! – Papa.”"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "That dragon’s gonna squish my dad! And then my dad’s gonna squish ME!"
 * "What am I gonna do?! You GOTTA help me!"
 * "I’m coming, Papa! I’m coming!"
 * "Hey! HEY! You gotta help my Papa!"
 * "He coulda licked that thing himself, but… something happened to him!"
 * "No, please! I’m sorry about before! I know it’s all my fault…"
 * "Uh… I guess I owe you guys a debt of gratitude or whatever."
 * "Look, I can’t promise that I’ll be good forever… but I’ll try."
 * "You did kinda free my dad from a big, scary dragon thing."
 * "*sigh*… Guess I’ll have to take my lumps when he wakes up."
 * "Unless YOU want to take the fall for me! I mean, he already hates Mario, so-"
 * "Oh… yeah, well… until next time."