MarioWiki:BJAODN/Enemies

Jokes about enemies! Yes, this things were on actual articles.

Arukaroten
An Arukaroten is a Chain-Chomp like creature that are inside Bowser but he kidnaps Princess Peach but Mario, Luigi and Bowser wanna fight and save Peach.

Big Bob Omb
[...]Strangely, the cannonballs in Super Mario 64 looked just like him, only without any features except the body.[...]

Boo
[...]booes are scared of themselves when they look in a mirror.[...] (...Isn't the plural boos?)

Brobot L-Type
[...]Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64. [...]

Condor
Go to Klepto for more info.

Dodo
[...]However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss. [...]

(This is a wiki about the Mario series, not a repository of health advices for fictional characters.)

Fawful
(That circle is wonderful)

Goomba
[...]No one ever knew but the goomba's where hiding a secret identity. You may know and love these mushrooms as goombas but they are really called Jimmy!!! Jimmy is a common name for a retard but if you have ever [played mario superstar baseball, jimmy runs super fast and is not that smart for wearing two shoes on one foot. So that is how he got the name jimmy.Now,you all must think that Jimmys live in the Mushroom Kingdom but that is so fake!!Jimmys are very poor and live in boxes on the streets on Mushroom Kingdom.They are drug-atics and they sell drugs in their boxes.Well,now i hope you know the real story of the goombas(Jimmy)[...]

Invisighoul
[...] It is possible that the chairs and flowerpots that seem to move on their own in various levels could be moved by these; however, this cannot be proved, as there are no other mirrors in the game.

They appear in 2-4 and 5-3. In 5-3 though, none of them attack the player.

Klepto
(On March 30th 2008, the content on the Klepto page was replaced with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about Infocom, a well-know publisher of Interactive fictions games. The vandalism was reverted nine hours after it was made, but the vandal soon struck back and replaced the content with that of another Wikipedia page, this time the article about the Star Wars character Jango Fett. Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, those revisions aren't directly archived on BJAODN.)

King Boo
[...]Apparently wearing a small crown is enough to make you king, but ones from Burger King aren't enough to make your girlfriend call you her majesty. I suppose that's another story.[...]

(Mine does...)

Koopaling
[...] How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World. [...]

("Sickest Typo I ever saw." - User:Sir Grodus)

("Actually, this is misleading, but correct. The first definition of intercourse in the third edition of the Collins English Dictionary is "communication or exchange between individuals; mutual dealings." Still, don't do this." —User:Soler.)

Koopa Troop
[...]According to Kammy Koopa in Paper Mario, the motive for the clan is to have revenge against all who have treated Koopas poorly. However, most of their clear goals some based entirely on Bowser's own interest.[...]

All media

 * Kidnapping and marrying Princess Peach.

("They are not all going to marry Peach. That way, Peach would have many hubbies." - ")

Nosedozer
Nosedozers are simply damaging Bandineros. See Bandinero.

Nipper Plant
"a Nipper Plant was given a minor speaking role, where it spoke in a very deep town reminiscent of a drill sergeant. "

Peti pirhana
Peti is an Flower who is very good at being bad! He has recently appeared in mario strikers charged football. He is not a very nice flower because mario was not nice to him, that was when luigi turned against mario. He is rarely with maro now, he is with bowser!

Pirate Goomba
Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba.

(It should be noted that this line quickly became a running gag on the MarioWiki.)

Pirate Goombaa
Pirate Goombaa is an upgraded version of Pirate Goomba.

Rey boo
Rey Boo seems a bit on Big Boo. He has his eyes are closed, but... he is lighter, and then he will again be the same color!

The R.O.B. Squad
These are enemies found in the Subspace Emissary also see Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The escort the [[Ancient Minister brings with him is a R.O.B squad?! There are some that fire beams and others that fire missiles.

There are other enemies that will appear and try to impede your progress. Good luck! Don’t lose! And don’t run away!

There are three types:
 * R.O.B. Sentry
 * R.O.B. Launcher
 * R.O.B. Blaster

(What a great strategy: Don't lose! I'll keep that in mind.)

Sammer Guy
Trivia:

Their name is a pun on Samuri, and Guy. They could be a spicies of Shy Guy they might have a mask on, because the bearded ones beards don't move when they talk. Possibally because the makers of Super Paper Mario can't do that.

Snufit Ball
A Snufit Ball is a small black orb that Snufits spit out of their tubular mouths at Mario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS. They can easily be avoided, but will hurt Mario by one damage point if he touches them.

Spiky paragoomba
Spiky Paragoomba, hmmmmmmm? Never heard of it. It doesn't exsist. But for the fun of it, I made a page for it. HP is 3 Attack is 5 and Defense is 2. Pretty cool huh?

Torpedo Ted
[...]The Torpedo Ted was launched from offscreen, therefore, it's launcher was never shown....i hate my life[...]

("I'm sorry to hear that. Now go take your emoness elsewhere." Smashgoom202 )

(" Later that evening, the Torpedo Ted decided to cut himself. " )

Trivia

 * Unlike most Dry Bones, Vomers do not wear shoes (however, the Dry Bones of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars do not wear shoes either).

(Then what's the point of saying that...?)