List of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

This is a list of quotes from Super Mario Bros. 3. This list includes what each character says to Mario or Luigi, listed in alphabetical order.

Bowser

 * (letter given after clearing Pipe Land) "Yo! I kidnapped the princess while you were running around. She's here in my castle, if you dare to try and rescue her. Ha ha ha... King of the Koopa."

Kings

 * "Oh thank heavens! I’m back to my old self again. Thank you so much. Here is a letter from the princess."
 * "Oh me, oh my! You've been transformed! Shall I change you back with this wand?"
 * Thank you, kind raccoon. Please tell me your name."
 * "Hey, you! How about lending me your clothes? No dice?! What a drag."

Princess Toadstool

 * (letter given after clearing Grass Land) "Greetings, if you see any ghosts, be careful. They will give chase if you turn away. I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. Princess Toadstool."
 * (letter given after clearing Desert Land) "Greetings, you can stomp on your enemies using Goomba's shoe. I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. Princess Toadstool."
 * (letter given after clearing Water Land) "Greetings, the White Block contains magic powers that will enable you to defeat your enemies. I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. Princess Toadstool."
 * (letter given after clearing Giant Land) "Greetings, the thief who stole the Whistle has escaped to the east side of the Sand Dunes. I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. Princess Toadstool."
 * (letter given after clearing Sky Land) "Greetings, be careful in the Ice World. The creatures trapped in the ice will come to life if warmed. I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. Princess Toadstool."
 * (letter given after clearing Ice Land) "Greetings, I am well. Please retrieve the Magic Whistle hidden in the darkness at the end of the Third [sic] world. I have enclosed a jewel that helps protect you. Princess Toadstool."
 * "Thank you. But our Princess is in another castle!...Just kidding! Ha ha ha! Bye bye."

(In the Game Boy Advance version, the second and third of these are reversed.)

Toads

 * "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land!"
 * "Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way."
 * "Line up the pictures and get a prize! You only get one try."
 * "Hello! You found my shop of strange and wonderful things!"
 * "Oh, it's terrible! The King has been transformed! Please find the Magic wand so we can change him back."
 * "Flip over any two cards and see if they match. You can only miss twice!"