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HI, !: Please PM me (that's Ralphfan (duh!)) and Xpike your Fake News section on the forums (our forums, which one did you think?) by no later than . ( Please remember to PM a copy to both Ralphfan and Xpike ). If you can't tell me and I'll see what I can do.

'''URGENT MESSAGE! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID NOT TURN IN YOUR SECTIONS LAST MONTH, YOU WILL BE FIRED IF YOU DO NOT TURN IN THIS MONTH'S!

This message isn't fake, ' The maniac Normal guy ,and The old retired guy on the golf course. '