The 'Shroom:Issue XXVIII/Fake News

Fake News by the Fake News Team

Updates

 * and are FIRED!
 * Beginning next month, will take over Flicky's position.   is welcome to take over the weather because of the great job he did last month.
 * Many sections are not here because Ralphfan didn't give out his Fakewarning template. He is very sorry for the inconvenience.

Travel Guide
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Come to Mushroom City, the city where someone is always sleeping! There are tons of cars to get hit by, and you can take a shortcut by walking the purple carpet! And, if you're looking for some nighttime fun, come to the four-way intersections and walk into the middle of the road while wearing a lampshade or a blindfold over your head!

Fake Music
by Dark boo is FIRED! Anyone who wants to take over for him can sign up here, and they can post their first one right here!

Fake TV
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The Star Cup will resume later this month! This time, I mean it!

Fake Games
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Hyper Guy is LATE this month. Anyone can cover for him by posting it right here, and if Hyper Guy could just do it himself, that would be even better!

Wanted Poster
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Obituaries
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Flicky is LATE and is therefore FIRED! Anyone can cover for him, but Clyde1998 will take over next month. Obviously, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays died.

Cooking Guide
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This month, Zess T. will teach us about trial Stew! To make Trial stew, you will need: The steps: Enjoy! Remember, it doesn't kill you, you need something at least as powerful as a Goomba to put you out of your misery.
 * A Couple's Cake
 * A Poison Shroom
 * A blender
 * 5 pounds of GRAVY!
 * A pot
 * 1) Put the Poison Shroom and Couple's Cake in the blender and shred them into a bloody pulp!
 * 2) Put them in the pot with the GRAVY!
 * 3) Cook for two hours!

Ads
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Poll
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It would be great if St00by could make a poll.

Interview
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Interviews have been done by. They can be found at the bottom of this month's issue.

Fake Sports
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The Star Cup will resume later this month! I'm serious this time!

Fake Weather
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Flicky is FIRED! Clyde1998 or Koopster64 are welcome to take over!

Fake Injuries/Arrests
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Once again, FIRED!

Fake Movies
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We're still waiting.

Warioloaf's Special Section
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If it weren't for Warioloaf, the Fake News wouldn't exist. Thanks for everything, Warioloaf!