List of Hotel Mario quotes

This is a list of quotes in the game Hotel Mario. They are listed by character.

Luigi

 * ''"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
 * ''"And you gotta help us!"
 * ''"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
 * ''"How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?"
 * ''"You bring a light?"
 * ''"She's not coming down!"
 * ''"Over there!"
 * ''"Look! Wendy's hotel!"
 * ''"It's that creepy Bowser's laugh!"
 * ''"...There's fire!"

Mario

 * "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, 'eh Luigi?" (Commonly misinterpreted as Gay Luigi'' in the internet fad Youtube Poop.)
 * ''"Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!"
 * "(reading Bowser's note)''Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I, have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest in one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
 * ''"We gotta find the princess!"
 * ''"If you need instructions, on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!"
 * ''"Looks kinda peaceful."
 * ''"Hey, princess!"
 * ''"Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check."
 * ''"A-ha! Here's the problem; too many toasters! You know what they say: All toasters, toast toast!"
 * ''"That oughta do it!"
 * ''"Where is the princess?"
 * ''"Gee, it's kinda dark..."
 * ''"N-no..."
 * ''"Where am I?"
 * ''"Get ready to catch her!"
 * ''"She's up there!"
 * ''"It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em! Get the hint?"
 * ''"Hey you! Get off my cloud!"
 * ''"It's been one of those days... Come one, Luigi!"
 * ''"We're not afraid of any Koopas!"
 * ''"Hurry!"
 * ''"Spooky..."
 * ''"Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!"
 * "So that's'' where Wendy hid the real coins!"
 * ''"That wasn't so hard, was it?"
 * ''"This is it Luigi!"
 * ''"Remember, where there's smoke..."
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"