User talk:BubbleLemon/Archive 1



Hey, everybody, my minions, my little Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Shy Guys, Boos, Humans, Yoshis, LITTLE ANYTHING! Welcome to MY Evil Usertalk. You can post everything you want, I love annoy Bad Mario, Bad Luigi, Mama Peach, Aunt Daisy, annoying Toads, all the good people of the Mushroom World! BUUT, if you post something, maybe I won't steal nothing of you. MAYBE hehehe... Remember, YOU MUST OBEY YOUR MASTER, BOWSER JR. And OF COURSE, my dad, Bowser. (he'll SMASH YOU, DESTROY YOUR FACE, AND YOU WILL BE MY MINION if you don't obey him!!) HAHAHAHA!!! Ok, minions! See ya! Bowser Jr.

Hum...
Hey, what do you mean? Are you crazy, little boy? :D Your Usertalk is so cute, congrats! AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR CANDIES!!! ò-ó
 * HEEEY YOU TOKE SOMETHINGS THAT ISN'T YOURS!!! TAKE THEM BACK, OR WE GONNA PUNCH YOUR LEMON HEAD WITH A PAN!!! Aaaaw, little koopa, candies are too hard to prepare... to pack it and finaly put in the shop. Are you have a heart, aren't you? Take them back, please :3


 * HUMPH. alright, i gonna cook with a lemon cake and serve to MY friends! A kiss for you, have a sweet day u.u

Bowser Jr.?
Hey-a you! You're-a Bowser's son! Im-a gonna get you for-a doing all of those-a mean things to the Kingdom! And-a don't-a run away! LuigiBlubber

Mamma Mia that's one-a long-a speech for a little guy! Me and-a my bro can beat-a you any day! Just like we beat you in all the other games! LuigiBlubber

Oh-a no! I-a guess we`ll just-a have to face off in NSMBU! It`s-a gonna be easy! Three stomps and-a you`re-a done for! LuigiBlubber

You-a have boxing gloves? Oh, I-a remember boxing! I-a beat Wiggler,Boo and Waluigi! If you're-a invincible Me and-a my bro can use stars to be invincible, too! LuigiBlubber

hahaha!
Hahaha, foolish koopa prince! How can a little cute thing like you take my shell? IT'S UNTAKABLE! ((Hi, wanna be friends?)) MWAHAWAHAHA! I do not fear you, cute thing. you can't and won't stel anything from me!  *hides on shell*  ((Hey, talks normally when your character is talking, and between 2 parentheses when the account creator, you, human wants to talk. like now. i learned it on tumblr. anyway: ))

Koopas
WHAT THE?????? *takes them back YOU STOLE THEM!!!!! MY SHOP WAS LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!:O SmartYoshi

STOP!!!!!!!! I CAN GET A SYSOP OR BUERECRAT ON YOU SO YOU BETTER STOP!!!!!!!! SmartYoshi :) i hope i made my point:)

7 coins. HAPPY? HAPPY? SmartYoshi Grrr

That won't be that easy.
HAHAHA! poor cute thing... Won't be that easy. First you must pass for 8 worlds, then Fight against me. I am a magic Mario, all because of the shell. Caution, cute one. If you defeat me, you get the shell. And i stole SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE... Come get... And more, i'm using collant as underwear...

I'm not your minion. I won't work for you. you won't take my shell. and you are gonna GIVE SUPER CANDY THEIR CANDIES BACK BEFORE I SLAP YOUR FACE WITH THEM, THEN DROWN YOU ON LAVA PIT! TOO BAD, PIECE OF CUTE PINKY CAKE! GIMMIE THE CANDIES OR... *pulls from shell a amazin' shoot gun, and a knife*  Shell  Mario 22:05, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Fight!
Okay, get yourself ready to battle.  *tries to stab Jr.* 

 *hides on shell and avoids averything*  YOU ASKED FOR IT, DADDY'S CUTEST SON!!!!  *Get some large machine gun and fucks with koopa clown car that daddy gave to his cuttie son*  Now SCREAM, CUTE! SAY THE WORDS! MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME!

No, you fool! You think you can stop me, but i'm invincible! my magic shell is harder than any diamond stone. they avoid any guns and shit. Now, you'll pay for messing with 2 amazin' girls, the super candy.

 *hides on shell, then get some bombs, that i stole from Link*  BOOOOOOOOOOMBS AWAAAY!!!
 * Not that dumb, friend...
 * Your talk may be restored, but your airship will never be the same...

You may be stealing a lot
But you'll never steal my quiz prizes! -MarioManiac164

Fight! 2
HAHAHA! Fuck princess castle! I DONT CARE FOR THAT DUMB BLONDE BITCH! My shell is indesctrutible! How would you feel if you know that i stole all your bros, and your daddy is imprisoned? YES, I KIDNAPPED THEM! YOU WONT HAVE 'EM BACK 'TIL YOU GIVE UP! I AM NOT YOUR MINION!  Shell  Mario Your dad? that big old koopa? he can't even breathe anymore. he is in a jail. GIVE UP. If you loved that bitchy peachy, you wouldnt destroy her castle, little cute ass. Do not conuse ME(shellmario) with that big old fat plumber. i am shellmario and he is mario! Fuck him, not me. GIVE UP, Larry is gonna suffer tonight, and your lovely sis, Wendy is gonna feel a huge cock cumming inside heeer tonight. FUCKING GIVE UP    Shell  Mario Do not change the subject. you know everything is true. i do not want to be your minion. i want to work with you. togheter we will steal all mario wiki. so? "yes", or "keep raping my bros and my dad, while i stay with this robot copy that i still think is my true dad"?  Shell  Mario

I Tricked You!
Those shells are fake! The real ones are locked in a place even giant spiky turtles can't get into! -MarioManiac164

Heey, junior
Hi, do you want more candies, little junior? huhuhum...
 * Haha we can give some candies if you want work in our shop in Sweet Sweet Galaxy! you can take any candy there! huhu

Minion?
I'd rather-a have a rival box! LuigiBlubber

Humpfh!
take this stupid shell. as you can see, i'm almost naked. i'll go buy another. I wouldn't obey something cute like you. Too cute to be my master.  Shell  Mario HEY! CALM YOUR TITS, JUNIOR! You are a little cute thing to treating people like that...

Happy now?
8 coins already. FINAL OFFER i'm done with you. YOU WILL DIE SmartYoshi *gets gun

Minion
I can be your minion, provided that you don't steal anything from me. Oh, and don't get me involved with your showdowns with LuigiBlubber, he's a friend of mine.

P.S. I think if anyone needed a signature it would be you.

OK
OK, I'll be your kind of-friend. Userbox special for you:

Grr...
Hey-a you! You-a stop stealing things, right-a now! LuigiBlubber

hey
hey, cocksucker gaywad prick niggly tickly shitty little twat. I won the last battle. you just stole my shell after i won. that means it'll start another battle, but no today, or this week. I'm gonna watch some hentai, and to train my new shell.

You stole the wrong thing
That was my Mecha-Koopa Cake... I think it expired already. :/ -- Super  Yoshi   Bros  '''Your life is written in pen, not pencil. You can't erase your mistakes, but you can put a line through them and move on.''' 22:17, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

Wait
If stealing stuff makes you happy as you said on SYB's page, wouldn't you be happy about that fake shell? You should put it on your stolen stuff. ps. It's a real shell it just doesn't work so you shouldn't care.

Advice
Try stealing things from patrollers. Most of 'em are really edgy & easily provoked. I know you're sadistic, so I think you'll like that.

Gimme a minute... I'll go check. Oop! I have to log off in a minute...

Actually, I have a better idea.

Copy that & send it to my ex-rival. Some sysop or patroller will get real angry (happened to me,anyway) and send you a warning. When you have their attention, steal a picture from them! Wahoohoowahoohoowahoohoo! If this works, could you promote me to your advisor?

Any picture you want!

Oh no. If anyone tells a sysop I'm behind all this, I am so dead.

Umm...
So, if you're the real Bowser Jr., tell me why you didn't appear in SM3DL and NSMB2? 16:21, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

Appeal Notice
Prince Ludwig (talk) 19:12, 14 October 2012 (EDT)


 * It wasn't fun for me. If it was just a joke, you shouldn't add that warning template. These warnings are taken seriously in the wiki.--Prince Ludwig (talk) 21:57, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

I know you're new here. To be honest with you, I really hate sarcasm. I'm not against you, mad at you or anything. I was just totally surprised. Just try to have fun without using those kinds of templates. These templates are risky. Don't forget what this "nerd-blue-hair-Koopa" told you, alright?--Prince Ludwig (talk) 07:05, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

RE:I'M THE REAL ONE!!!
Un cool story bro. 10:19, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Yes, the tenth world exists. It was your dad's idea to make me neutral forever and he promised to never invade me if I'd respect him. Your dad made me "declare independence". Yes, I can be your "friend" if you not invade me! 11:31, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

He said that he didn't want to tell his children about a tenth world, so he kept this secret. 11:39, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Yes, they exist. 11:44, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Also, take this please.

14:57, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Hmm...
Well I've always been a fan of the Koopa Troop sooo... I accept your offer. -- Super  Yoshi   Bros  '''Your life is written in pen, not pencil. You can't erase your mistakes, but you can put a line through them and move on.''' 16:36, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

Thanks!
I owe you one! If it wasn't for you, I'd probably be blocked. Indefinitely. I know exactly what the blocker woulda said... Electrical Bowser jr. has been blocked indefinitely for undermining admin authority and I have a bunch of other reasons blah blah blah...

Anyway, I think you should fire ShellMario because he keeps insulting you, calling you "cute" and all that. And that negative userbox he earned from you.

OK!
OK, Master Bowser Jr.! 17:02, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

Warning
- For the Warning you gave Prince Ludwig: using an official warning template to antagonize another user is completely unacceptable, regardless of whether it was done maliciously or as a joke (as you claim). Just because you're "new" does not mean this sort of action is without consequence, especially when Electrical Bowser jr. told you he got in trouble for doing the same thing: common sense alone should have told you to not go through with his prank at that point. Getting yourself in trouble is not something you should inspire to, so please reconsider your disruptive behaviour. - 08:43, 17 October 2012 (EDT)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 TOO BAD, SMARTYOSHI STOLE YOUR KOOPAS   can't take them back,huh? SmartYoshi

Hi
Hey son, want to be friends? If so then send me your userbox,and take this.

...
i have another fucking shell, cuttie jr. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING IT AGAIN Lemme alone. Do not want.

?
Er...how-a does the Koopa species use the-a bathroom? I-a mean...they-a don't have...just-a tell me. The Amazing Luigi

Hunph
I'm not afraid of you, little Bwahaha Junior! My candies are protected by a security and he won't let you pass again! If we catch you, we gonna make you be our waiter! Take care of your little koopa body, jr.!

ò.ó I gonna make you die eating candies, kid! Why you don't ask your dear papa to play toys with you? It's so much better for my shop Ù.Ú What do you think, little koopa?

http://candynovelties.com/images/c495.jpg  PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR I WILL SHOT!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:)
''' TOO BAD, SMARTYOSHI STOLE YOUR CANDY!!! '''

I love doing this:D --SmartYoshi 14:48, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

?
What code? :/ -- Super  Yoshi   Bros  '''Your life is written in pen, not pencil. You can't erase your mistakes, but you can put a line through them and move on.''' 17:57, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

Re: Why?
I guess us girls like small things. It's kinda hard to describe, considering I say everything (with the exception of insects) is cute. So yeah. Wanna be friends? Here's my userbox:

Yay! But I don't wanna steal anything - I'm a nice little person!

Friend Box
OH, that. XD Here's the code.

-- Super  Yoshi   Bros  '''Your life is written in pen, not pencil. You can't erase your mistakes, but you can put a line through them and move on.''' 17:10, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

Userbox
Sorry, but I don't have it.

P.S. If you want to kill Mario, that's fine. But don't kill Luigi, he's better than Mario.


 * O NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't-a kill Mario! (if you are, wait 'till tomorrow. I'm tired) He's-a my bro! Tadaa!2.gif Amazing LuigiTadaaa!.gif

I'll be nice with you right now
Okay, October 31th is Halloween, right? So, I gonna give you a bag, but you WON'T steal ANYTHING in my shop, UNDERSTOOD? Congratulations, you earn a Bag! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mck6lkSEQq1rpa9cg.png

Ok, I'm trusting you, don't-steal-anything. Ù.Ú

Change of Plans
You know who should actually be destroyed? The stupid show-off, Toad!

Answer
I'm not telling you because you're cute, Junior. Alright, just kidding. Well, maybe Wayoshi can help you. He's a genius. (If you could put glasses & a lab coat on him, that would be nice.



No, he's not my pet. He's this evil, mad-genius Yoshi who has a very powerful shell (the Shiny Shell) and an orb that can control your mind (the Orb of Power) Oh, yeah, and I would like you to upload those. A genius can't go around naked:D

MUAHAHAHAH
I am the new security guard of Super Candy's shop! Don't go there, or I'll beat you up and chop your nasty head off! Kelton2: Your neighborhood wiki helper. (talk) 16:14, 5 November 2012 (EST)

TOO BAD FOR YOU!
I'M TAKING OUT MY TURBO GUN! *fires* And my Nuclear bomb! And my atom bomb! And I'm chatting from a laptop at the security base of Super Candy's shop, ready to beat you up any minute! Kelton2: Your neighborhood wiki helper. (talk) 16:37, 5 November 2012 (EST)

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
I am actually Count Bleck from spm in disguise... I can summon the void to permanently destroy you and your dad and 9001 Koopas in 1 blow.... You'll never escape from me! Kelton2: Your neighborhood wiki helper. (talk) 16:50, 5 November 2012 (EST)

No way!
I've got the doors of her shop power-locked, and I have unlimited Revives! The doors will set off an Atom Bomb if a Koopa or your dad's fire touches it! HA! Kelton2: Your neighborhood wiki helper. (talk) 17:02, 5 November 2012 (EST)

NO!
NEVER, EVER,EVER will i let koopas in my shop! NEVER! ALL HAIL SUPER CANDY! Kelton2: Your neighborhood wiki helper. (talk) 19:17, 5 November 2012 (EST)

...
But it isn't updated! It shows the updated version on the file page, but does this look updated to you?

Personal Cooker?
Your personal cooker? Why? Why would I make something like that? Why would I pay you because "you're my boss"? Are you crazy (again)? So... uuuh... I accept your offer, I like to cook... but I won't pay you, you will pay me HAH and so... I offer you candies for payment per month and you pay me with 100 coins. What do you think?