List of virus quotes

The following are quotes by the viruses from the Dr. Mario series.

Dr. Mario World

 * Three doctors are going to be added Aug 7 at 1 AM PT, including Daisy! Oh, a yellow lab coat? I hope she goes easy on me...


 * Did you know 20 new stages will be added on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT? I was just playing around and suddenly this place is a mess! Ick!


 * Some doctors are making their debut on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT! The first one is...Dr. Baby Mario? What? A baby doctor? H-how is that even possible? What's next, his little brother? Please...go easy on me.


 * 20 stages are gonna be added at 2 AM PT on Sep 19. A ferris wheel is next! I had so much fun on the merry-go-round. Or was it the carousel? Wait. Is a merry-go-round the same as a carousel?


 * A Virus Event starts today! Defeat 2,000 of us to get a Staff Ticket. Uh oh, I know what that look means... Sayonara!


 * I wanted to enjoy a nice day with my pal Toad, but it turns out he's feeling under the weather. Huh? Do you think it's my fault? Probably not, but I still feel bad about it! Help him feel better by playing the clinic event that's going on until Oct. 16 PT!


 * Huh? It looks like that box is flying! Apparently items will come out if you clear a stage and hit it... Oooh, I'm too excited! I can't wait to see what's inside!


 * The second new doctor arriving on Dec. 11, 11:00 PM PT is Dr. Kamek! Wait, a doctor that can use magic? Is that what he uses to treat patients?


 * There's a new doctor arriving on Jan. 9, 2 AM PT! It's Dr. Fire Mario! He's looking fierce in red. I hope he doesn't take it out on me!


 * I heard doctor staffing rates are up until Feb. 23, 9:59 PM PT. That means you might have a chance at recruiting some of the recently added doctors to your team. Pretty exciting, huh?


 * The second new doctor coming Mar. 5, 1 AM PT is Dr. Fire Rosalina! Red's the best, believe me. So why was that other guy wearing green even though he had fire powers? Blue said they're complementary colors on the color wheel or something.


 * An event where you can hit blocks and get cool rewards is now live! This time is special because the blocks will only appear for a short time, and staff tickets and diamonds have a higher chance of appearing. Cool, right?


 * A new doctor's coming Apr. 2, 1 AM PT. It's Dr. Nabbit! I wonder about consolidating that luggage... I mean, all that stuff could just go in that big sack! Think about it. Dr. Nabbit's the only new doc this time. Please take it easy on me.


 * Looks like doctor staffing rates are up. If you've got coins or staff tickets, now's the time to staff up.


 * So, that event where you hit blocks has started up again! This time it's a shorter version where blocks only show up for a limited time. Looks like staff tickets and diamonds sometimes appear too.


 * Looks like doctors are easier to staff until May 24, 10:59 PM PT.


 * Doctor staffing rates are now 1.5 times higher than normal. All of this week's specialists are easier to staff, so check out this combo. Step 1: Staff to raise doctor level. Step 2: Get battle points. Step 3: Increase tier to get rewards.


 * So that event where blocks appear on stages has started. Clear stages and hit the blocks to get various rewards. If you make your way through the stages then you can get tons of rewards in this helpful event.


 * You can get seven of 8-Bit Dr. Mario: one for each World cleared in Worlds 1-4, one for playing versus mode ten times, and two from a Log-In Bonus starting today. Add the one from the gift totaling eight! He'll hit level 3, but won't become 64-Bit, you know.


 * We plan to send four of 8-Bit Dr. Mario you can get by clearing worlds and the one for playing versus mode to your doc box by the end of August. It's a bit of a wait, but be patient. Together that's 8-Bit Dr. Mario ×5, not one 40-Bit Dr. Mario.


 * A star-collecting event has started. New stages were added too, and you'll receive 10 hearts every day. Quickly clear stages and get a bunch of good stuff. Woo-hoo!


 * A star-collecting event has started. Those stars that you couldn't get before will now be easier to earn up with Skill Summit power boosts. Go ahead and tap the compass at the top left of the screen to see if you missed any of 'em!


 * That event where you hit blocks in some of the later stages just started. You can get a variety of things by clearing stages and hitting the flying ? Blocks. New stages were added too, so keep on clearing them and go rake in those rewards!


 * An event to collect stars has started. That event where you hit flying ? Blocks is going on too, so it's a prime time to advance through stages. And hey, now you have something to do this fall!


 * Hey you, that event where blocks appear in some of the later stages just started. As you chase around the ? blocks, you'll clear stages and get a bunch of rewards in the process. Wow, what a deal!


 * An event to collect stars has started. If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. If you get another 500 coins then you'll be able to staff twice!


 * Doctor staffing rates are currently up, I hear. It's been about a month since the last time. For those of you who want to cast a wide net to staff any doctor, now's your chance!


 * An event to collect stars is happening now! If you complete it, you'll earn 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. New stages were just added too, so that's good news.


 * Flying ? Blocks have been sighted in some later stages. Where do these blocks come from, anyway? Life would be easier if they floated TO me instead of flying away...


 * A new season in versus mode is starting on Aug. 25. There's only three days remaining in the current season, so give it your all and aim for the Rainbow Tier!


 * You can now use one free continue every day! These are perfect for when you're sooooo close to clearing a stage and just need another try!

Dr. Mario World

 * And we're being introduced on the . Splendid! If you have an device, give it a look if you like.


 * It seems 20 new stages will be added on Aug 7 at 1 AM PT. Oh my, I'm feeling a bit parched just looking at this new world!


 * Well these doctors seem...qualified. Oh, there's more! Dr. Baby Peach will also be introduced on Sep 5. It would be prudent to make sure her pacifier is disinfected before she uses it. And please keep your distance...children terrify me.


 * It sounds like new doctors will debut on Oct. 4 at 1 AM PT. Here comes Dr. Rosalina ! Hm... I was under the impression that it was her job to preside over the cosmos, not viruses. I do hope she'll let me off easy!


 * It seems that new doctors will be making their appearance at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT. Ah, I see that Dr. Donkey Kong is arriving this time around! It's a wonder that he can hear a thing through such a rustic stethoscope.


 * Isn't this cool? We've been featured on the App Store. The article is talking about what to do when you reach Level 113...? Oops! Did they find out how to beat us?


 * Doctors are featured until 9:59 PM on Dec. 1 PT. This will make it easier to effectively bolster your staff. It's quite an impressive array of doctors, if I do say so myself.


 * Ah, it would seem that the Free Continue event is on again. You can even extend the length of timed Challenge Stages by 15 seconds and continue playing. Be sure to use this wisely.


 * Apparently doctors are easier to staff until Jan. 29, 9:59 PM PT. I believe there are a ton of qualified doctors who can join your roster.


 * I have the pleasure of introducing a new doctor appearing Feb. 3, 2 AM PT. It's Dr. Larry! He's the third Koopaling to join the battle! And look, he's got the same bag as Ludwig and Wendy. Please take it easy on me.


 * Allow me to humbly introduce a new doctor appearing Mar. 5, 1 AM PT! It's Dr. Fire Luigi! Just two months after his big brother arrived, he's turning up the heat! Guess it took him quite a while to find a Fire Flower. Please take it easy on me.


 * Ah, yes. It appears that the Free Continue event is making its appearance once more. You can utilize this feature on special stages, so why not take advantage of it to get reward Doctors?


 * A star-collecting event has started! You can challenge the stages added today or return to previous worlds and aim for three stars. Collect 40 and earn lots of rewards.


 * A Star Event has started. If you use your 30 minutes of infinite play, you should be able to collect stars more easily than normal. The key is to find a way to focus on your 30 minutes without any interruptions. Good luck.


 * I hear doctors are easier to staff right now... Time to fill up your roster!


 * The five specialists this week have their attack speed and defense increased by 10%. I'd personally recommend Dr. Luigi, as his defense is the highest of any doctor in this group—perfect for those who prefer to carefully plan out their approach. Unlike Red.


 * A new season of versus mode has started. This is it; the final season in the Dr. Mario World game. May you all achieve a triumphant finish. Now go out there and give it your best shot.


 * The Log-In Bonus for October started today. My hope is for you to use your diamonds and enjoy the remaining one month as much as possible.

Dr. Mario World

 * The second doctor appearing on Sep 5 is Dr. Baby Luigi! Wow, I didn't see that coming! It must take a lot of brains to be a baby doctor. Hopefully this won't be too bad!


 * Another one! Four new doctors...that's one more than last time. Wow, Dr. Daisy got a lot shorter since she joined last month... Oh! That's Dr. Baby Daisy! They look so much alike. I might be in double trouble.


 * Oh, it looks like there's a star event today! Collect 60 stars before Sep 25 to get a Staff Ticket. If I did better in my acting class, maybe I coulda been a star!


 * The second doctor making his appearance at 1 AM PT on Oct. 4 is Dr. Luma! He's round, yellow, and—wait a minute. He's stealing my look! Oh, I hope he doesn't hurt me!


 * A Virus Event starts today, and anyone who can eliminate 2,000 of us is gonna get a staff ticket! I just counted up to 2,000, and it only took me an hour and 42 minutes to do it! Do you think you can beat my time?


 * The other doctor making his debut at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT is Dr. Diddy Kong! He's really rocking that wooden head mirror. But what's a doctor need a head mirror for? I think it's probably just to make him look official!


 * Right now, you can use one continue for free, so try usin' it on a stage that's giving you trouble! This is actually pretty scary for me. It means that you can keep going on a stage, even if you run outta capsules!


 * Uh oh...Goomba isn't looking so good. I thought maybe he was exhausted from getting stomped on all the time, but it turns out he's sick! Huh? You think it's my fault? The Goomba Needs Help! event lasts until Nov. 13. Hurry up and help the poor guy out!


 * I thought Spike's eyes were just looking droopy lately, but it turns out he's sick! Huh? You think it's my fault? Please help the poor guy get better! The Help Spike! event lasts until Dec. 4 PT.


 * DrMarioWorld [sic] is featured as part of the Trends of the Year on the App Store! Thank you!


 * I'll introduce a new doctor arriving on Dec. 11, 11:00 PM PT. It's Dr. Baby Rosalina! If you look reeeeally closely at that star thingy, it's actually a mirror. She uses it when checking inside her patients' mouths. Please go easy on me.


 * I thought something seemed off about the way he's sitting, and it turns out he's not feeling well! Huh? You think it's my fault? The Help Koopa Troopa! event lasts until Dec. 25. I feel bad for the poor guy so help him get better.


 * Oh no! That super scary event, Free Continue, is on again! Apparently, you can even use your free continue on Special Stages where doctors are available. We'll be hiding...I mean, waiting in those purple stages.


 * The second doctor making her appearance on Jan. 9, 2 AM PT, is Dr. Fire Peach! That fireball she's holding looks super hot… Please don't hurt me!


 * I was wondering if it wasn't getting enough water, but turns out it's sick. Huh? It's got nothing to do with water? The Help Piranha Plant! event lasts till Feb. 2, 9:59 PM PT. Go help the poor thing get better!


 * They say another Koopaling will arrive on Feb. 3, 2 AM PT, so here's a little guessing game! Which Koopaling will debut with Larry? Pick from the following. Reply to this with your best guess if you think it's someone else!


 * The second new doctor coming Feb. 3, 2 AM PT is Dr. Roy. The top response was Iggy. Roy came in second, but just barely! I want one of those Koopaling arm wraps. There's no yellow, so I'm safe. Please don't hurt me. Iggy will appear in the future.


 * The second doctor appearing Feb. 3, 2 AM PT is Dr. Roy! Now there's four of the Koopalings! I want one of those Koopaling arm wraps.There's [sic] no yellow, so I'm safe. Please don't hurt me.


 * Looks like doctor staffing rates are currently 1.5 times higher than normal. 20 doctors are available for staffing, and you can see them from Details under Staffing. As for that one I don't get along with... Yep, there you go.


 * There's an event starting today! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket. If you want to eliminate a lot at once I'd suggest stage 20. Good luck.


 * The elimination event starts today! Whoever gets rid of 2,000 of us will receive a staff ticket. I heard Skill Summits count towards this, too. So, you'll get rewards from Skill Summits and from this event. Sounds good for you but not for me...


 * There's an event starting! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket. I thought 2,000 was a lot, but people seem to be hitting that target like it's no big deal!


 * Hey, there's an event starting! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket!


 * There's an event starting today! Players who can eliminate 2,000 of us will get a staff ticket. If someone gifts you something, do you preciously hold onto it or use it right away? I use it immediately... I just can't help myself!


 * The Log-In Bonus for September started today! You can get diamonds every day! Hmm... I wonder if I can trade diamonds for some snacks...