User:Glitz Hawk

Status: I walked into my pet's room today, Gloomtail, to give him his 10 rats. He should've been asleep, but he was awake! *burp* His belly was suspiciously large with a lump of a bird showing. 'What did you eat?' I yelled to him. *burp* Out came a golden feather, that of Rawk Hawk. 'YOU ATE MY BRO!!! I'LL KILL YOU!' I made a beeline for his stomach, but before I could lay a punch on him... *chomp* *gulp* I was eaten. Three hours later... he barfed us out. "UGH!!! WHAT A HORRIBLE TASTE! Sorry, guys. I was so hungry, I thought that I wouldn't get my 10 rats..." Problem solved! I still take him on walks today, but he learned his lesson: Don't eat a bird! (Better yet, never eat a Glitz Pit champ! :D)



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Hello. My name is Glitz Hawk. I have found Gloomtail laying on his back, exausted in the Glitz Pit after Rawk Hawk was creamed. I gave the dragon a home and he has been my pet ever since. He has a part in my story called "A Hawk's Life" as my pet, as he is on the wiki. Want to recieve the chapters for my story? Go here and sign up. Based on my name, I have the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and have beaten it. My favorite person to face in the Glitz Pit is Rawk Hawk. I have created the pages Dialga and Palkia.

Many have wondered about Glitz Hawk. All shall be amazed. Here is Glitz Hawk! It says "Glitz User," but that is because my user name hasn't been changed. Please comment about him on my talk page.

While I am currently bored, I will make my sig. From now on, i want everyone to address me as Glitz Hawk. Here is my sig.