User:Jaffffey

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Hi, this is my page. I joined because I like the mario series. My favorite games are the paper mario ones. I like to edit small little details that I think should be in this wiki. I also think the original Donkey Kong is not Cranky Kong. Oh yeah! If I am doing anything wrong just tell me. Here is my talk page. P.S Pie and Pigs are AWESOME!

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Goals

 * Create cool nicknames for all of my current friends.
 * Make 500 edits.
 * Make 1000 edits
 * Make 20 pages

Articles I've made

 * Yellow Block
 * Pineapple Launcher
 * Pineapple Switch
 * Rayquaza
 * Party Host
 * Ground Pound Switch
 * Flip Switch
 * Lever Switch
 * Question Coin
 * Bee Mushroom
 * Boo Mushroom
 * Nothing to Luge
 * Cursed Mushroom Capsule
 * Chips and Dips
 * Piranha Prowler
 * False Character
 * Shadow Bandana

People to remember

 * Barry Brassil, My Father
 * SLS's Grandfather

Pyrouge
In case your wondering, Pyrouge is a video game character I created (in my head) that I REALLY want to be in a video game. The games are pretty cool. Their like Mario maeets Zelda meets Metroid. The objective of the game is to save the Elemental Plains from whatever dangers may come. Here are the characters:

=Heroes=

Pyrouge:

Sparker

Aquone (Ak-one):

Ivy:

Techdog:

=Villains=

Dr. Isotope:

Darkly:

Draco-

=Games:=

The Legacy of Pyrouge (NES) - The first Adventure which is Action/Platforming. Pyrouge tries to save the creatures of the Elemental Plain from Dr. Isotope as he battles in 40 diffrent levels.

Pyrouge's Adventure (Snes) - Pyrouge adventures through the plains searching for the 8 elemental medalions to reclaim his castle from the sinister Darkly. Along the way he meets new friends Sparker, Aquone, and Ivy and fights for the fate of his planet.

Pyrouge 64 (N64)- The same old story evolves with a new twist as the three elemental heroes try rid the world of Darkly while learning new moves and competing in brand new minigames and boss battles.

Pyrouge and the Mystic Nuchakus (Wii) - With a New Weapon in Hand and Over 10 dungeons to explore, Pyrouge ready for a whole new world of exploration. Spin around the Nunchaku to battle and use special abilities.

Paper Mario & Paper Pyrouge (GCN) When Darkly and Bowser join forces in the Paper Mushroom Kingdom, it takes 2 red heroes to Tango in this brand new adventure. An RPG with new Moves and Partners of epic proportions. It's a game jam packed into 2 dimensions

'''Pyrouge and Mario, The Great Adventure. (DS)''' Pyrouge and Mario find themselves in each other's worlds as they try too find their way back.

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= Users I think are cool! =
 * Poka man Diamond and pearl- He appreciates pokemon, nuff said.
 * Obi wants a conolie- I like the comics on his page.
 * One with really dry femurs- HE WILL BE MY FRIEND!
 * The brother nobody cares about and the evil misfit cucumber_ he helped me, and NOBODY helps jaffffey.
 * The really cool guy- He is pretty awesome
 * Rooben Stooben (it's reversed)- He seems to be as cool as a ninja!
 * Chicken Noodle Wrap- He's cooler than a carrot!
 * Kirby can beat up Donkey Kong!- He's my Cousin!
 * Positive Force- He must have a LOT of time on his hands to make the story so LONG
 * WaluigiOVER9000!- Gosh, does EVERYBODY on this wiki like LUIGI?
 * Plumber & The Beast- Apparently so. I guess I'm not the only one who makes up funny pic quotes.
 * Retro-Bot64- He's my 1st Wi-Fi Brawl opponent that I don't really know.

= Sprites = Please ask before using these http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii47/Stooben_Rooben/JaffffeySprites.png

Wiki's I'm a part of

 * | Wikipedia
 * | Un-mario wikipedia
 * | Bulbapedia

=List of Mario Games I Have=

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= 10 reasons you should hate Birdo =


 * 1) No one knows its gender.
 * 2) Eggs come out of its mouth (don't think about this tooo hard).
 * 3) Just because Yoshi feels sorry for the little creature and lets it be his partner, it thinks its his boy/girl friend.
 * 4) Its a dirty double croosser.
 * 5) It replaced Goomba as a playable character in Mario Kart Wii
 * 6) It smacked Popple!
 * 7) Its just a nightmare gone wrong.*
 * 8) It works for Valentina o_0
 * 9) IT JUST WON'T STOP COMING BACK!
 * 10) It sounds like a broken vaccum cleaner.
 * a refrence to its first apperance in Subcon.

= Orphaned pages (get it?) = Chipi Syrup MP Magician Mama Mushroom Bank (Merchandise) Pyro Box Spinning Heart Super Mario 3-D Series Â™ª Block

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=Game Reviews= {| style="text-align: center; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" !Game !! Rating !! Thumb-Up !! Meh
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 * Super Mario 64 || 10 / 10 || A great new game (which is also the first game I've ever played) that is filled with many enemies, traps, and bosses. Not to mention a great soundtrack|| I'd reccomend better enemies (who the hell came up with Chuckya?)
 * Paper Mario || 9.1 / 10 || Probably my first RPG (although I had no idea what I was doing). It's a fun game with a basic storyline that grows on you. The levels are big and challenging, and are real imaginative.||Better sound would be nice (I haven't heard a single voice in the whole game).
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee || 9.8 / 10 || A Great improvement to an average game, with many new characters and levels. A great game for friends (not that I have any) and is truly a game that never gets old. || Tone is a little dark (background, music, final destination).
 * Super Mario Sunshine || 9.0 / 10 || A nice sequal to my favorite game. New attack system (who would think you could kill someone with a water pump). Probably the best water graphics in a game at the time.|| Too easy (I can think of at least 5 diffrent ways to beat each level). I don't like the Blue Coin system.
 * Luigi's Mansion || 7.5 / 10 || A rather interesting turn of events. Fun to suck up ghosts.|| A bad decision not only for a Mario game, but for a system release title. A Mario game that you CAN'T JUMP IN! I hate Luigi alone.
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!! || 9.1 / 10 || Cool Characters (PETEY PIRANHA). Nice new gimmick. Inventive courses. Underated game. || Too easy (I always have to think of ways to challenge myself).
 * Mario Power Tennis || 8.6 / 10 || Nice game for my favorite sport. Sweet characters. A fair amount of unlockables. Best opening EVER!|| Mini-games are a little difficult(the painting one is a real joke). For someone reason, everyone's disc is scratched. Sticky controls. No egg rolls (?)
 * Mario Superstar Baseball || 9.7 / 10 || BEST SPORT GAME EVER! Awesome cast. Nice difficulty settings. Creative courses. Star Swings/Pitches are nice|| Some Star Techniques are uncreative (but still look cool)
 * Mario Kart Wii || 4.0 / 10 || A good game to play if you have nothing better to do (that's all I have to say)|| Controls are dreadful. Character selection is ridiculous (I am going to assasinate Baby Daisy! plus they turned Petey into a car). Courses are too easy to fall off of. Items are cheap. Pistachio is a nut. Computer players really piss me off (i am going to run Birdo into lava one of these days.)
 * Mario Kart 64 || 9.9 / 10 || Best Mario Kart Game. Good Characters. Fun gameplay. Awesome music. Nice difficulty.|| No eggplant (?)
 * Mario Party 3 || 9.6 / 10 || My favorite Mario Party overall. Nice characters. cool boards.|| Why is everything made of cardboard!?!?
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl || 10/10 || Best fighting game ever. Great characters. Longest wait for game.|| After playing 1200 brawls (yeah, you just TRY to beat that!) can get a little boring.
 * Mario Power Tennis || 8.6 / 10 || Nice game for my favorite sport. Sweet characters. A fair amount of unlockables. Best opening EVER!|| Mini-games are a little difficult(the painting one is a real joke). For someone reason, everyone's disc is scratched. Sticky controls. No egg rolls (?)
 * Mario Superstar Baseball || 9.7 / 10 || BEST SPORT GAME EVER! Awesome cast. Nice difficulty settings. Creative courses. Star Swings/Pitches are nice|| Some Star Techniques are uncreative (but still look cool)
 * Mario Kart Wii || 4.0 / 10 || A good game to play if you have nothing better to do (that's all I have to say)|| Controls are dreadful. Character selection is ridiculous (I am going to assasinate Baby Daisy! plus they turned Petey into a car). Courses are too easy to fall off of. Items are cheap. Pistachio is a nut. Computer players really piss me off (i am going to run Birdo into lava one of these days.)
 * Mario Kart 64 || 9.9 / 10 || Best Mario Kart Game. Good Characters. Fun gameplay. Awesome music. Nice difficulty.|| No eggplant (?)
 * Mario Party 3 || 9.6 / 10 || My favorite Mario Party overall. Nice characters. cool boards.|| Why is everything made of cardboard!?!?
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl || 10/10 || Best fighting game ever. Great characters. Longest wait for game.|| After playing 1200 brawls (yeah, you just TRY to beat that!) can get a little boring.
 * Mario Kart 64 || 9.9 / 10 || Best Mario Kart Game. Good Characters. Fun gameplay. Awesome music. Nice difficulty.|| No eggplant (?)
 * Mario Party 3 || 9.6 / 10 || My favorite Mario Party overall. Nice characters. cool boards.|| Why is everything made of cardboard!?!?
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl || 10/10 || Best fighting game ever. Great characters. Longest wait for game.|| After playing 1200 brawls (yeah, you just TRY to beat that!) can get a little boring.
 * Mario Party 3 || 9.6 / 10 || My favorite Mario Party overall. Nice characters. cool boards.|| Why is everything made of cardboard!?!?
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl || 10/10 || Best fighting game ever. Great characters. Longest wait for game.|| After playing 1200 brawls (yeah, you just TRY to beat that!) can get a little boring.
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl || 10/10 || Best fighting game ever. Great characters. Longest wait for game.|| After playing 1200 brawls (yeah, you just TRY to beat that!) can get a little boring.