User:Swordsrus

Hmmmmm, what to do, what to, oh! I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Welcome!I'm Swordsrus! I know this place is kinda bland, but I'm new, so I don't know how to add pictures and stuff. But until I figure it out, bear with me OK?

These are some random facts that you may or may not know
 * Luigi's big nose is actully a fake. Yeah, he was ashamed that Mario had a big nose and he didn't, so he hired a plastic surgon to give him one.Real smooth Luigi, real smooth.
 * Yoshi's are not dinosaurs, they are beasts sent from an alternate dimension to devour the universe. Why else would they eat everything hmmm?
 * Toad is a con artist. I see him making shady business deals in dark allyways every night.
 * Have you ever noticed how there are no cars in the Mushroom Kingdom? This is so Luigi can't escape the shame of his fake nose.
 * Boswer is a turd. The battles with Bowser in the original Super Mario Bros were made extremly easy by the game designers to emphesize his turdyness.

Luigi's bad dream
 * Luigi was tuckered out with fighting Bowser, so he decided to take a nap. After all, Mario won all the other battles, so why wouldn't he this time? So Luigi made a pillow out of a squashed Goomba and fell asleep right away. When he woke up,he was back at Princess Peaches castle but there were Bowser banners everywhere! And right in front of him was the lord of turdyness himself, Bowser! "What have you-a-done with my brother!" Luigi asked, enraged. "Oh he is right here" said Bowser in his silly monotone voice. And as he stepped aside Luigi saw a cage and in it was Mario! And then a flying sauser crased through the roof and sucked them all away and did terribel things to them which are to horrible to decribe. And then Luigi woke up and was immdietly charred by Bowsers fire breath and he was done for just like his bro. THE END

Some embaressing things about Swordsrus are- hey! who are you!? how did you get in here!?- ummmmmm, I'm the new jantor?- OBJECTION! If you were the janitor then why were you about to say emberassing things about me huh?- alright, alright you got me. I'm trying to get dirt on you for my client- who is?- Luigi! You exposed his secret shame!- what, that he has a fake nose?- no! that he crys himself to sleep and how he plays with dolls!- 2 things, 1 no I didn't and 2, this is live so you just told that to millions of people.- oh hehe, I'm so dead -don't worry if you make it to canada you'll be safe- thanks by (door slamming)- uhg why do I always get the nuts.