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This is a list of quotes from the game Super Paper Mario; they are listed alphabetically by character.

First encounter

 * "Whoa-ho-ho! A kidnapping!"
 * "Ohhhh, the despair! The awful spectacle of it all!"
 * "The shocking scene occurred right before my very own tender eyes!"
 * "Well, I guess it's game over for that Pixl. Now that freak Francis has got her..."
 * "Who's this guy? A friend of the butterfly girl that got nabbed?"
 * "Well, that's a pity."
 * "That geek that grabbed her? Francis. Basically the nerd to end all nerds."
 * "Plus, he's got this thing for butterflies! And, well, all things nerdy, too."
 * "If he gets his sweaty mitts on something he likes, there's no getting it back."
 * "He collects stuff and keeps it in his fantasy fortress. It's like geek paradise."
 * "Whoa now. You want to know where Fort Francis is?"
 * "Well, if you go ALL the way down ahead for miles and miles, you'll find it."
 * "You're not thinking of infiltrating the nerd lair and rescuing her, are you?"
 * "Look, nobody likes having their butterfly kidnapped by a geek, but it's dangerous!"
 * "Still set on it, eh? What a tender moment. I think I got something in my eye here."
 * "Listen. let me give you some travel tips."
 * "You listening? Good."
 * "All I got for you is three critical tips, so remember all of 'em!"
 * "Here's your first tip!"
 * "A bunch of no-class jerks are holed up in this castle up ahead."
 * "It ain't gonna be easy getting past 'em. But here's the juice: it's an old castle."
 * "You do your thing with that red X mark, and maybe something will happen for you."
 * "Now for my second tip!"
 * "If you somehow pass those clowns in the castle, you'll see an ocean. Can't miss it."
 * "A scaaarrry sea monster lives there. The beast is huuuuuuuuuge. And cranky."
 * "But if you toast its red flipper thing, something good is bound to happen."
 * "And here's the last tip!"
 * "Once you swim your way through that ocean, you'll see a humongous tree."
 * "There's a huge gorge on the other side. There's no jumping across it!"
 * "Look for the red wind and do something with it. Then you can get across."
 * "Get all of that? Good. You be careful now."
 * "If by some crazy chance you do save her, come back and tell me how you did it!"

Second encounter

 * "Whoa-ho-now! You wanna hear the three tips again? Just say the word!"
 * "No more hints?!"
 * "No way... You defeated Francis?!"
 * "Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down. THAT'S HUGE NEWS!"
 * "I'm just glad I could help with that daring mission to infiltrate the nerd lair."
 * "So, uh... I guess there's no need for me to stay here and give out tips..."
 * "I guess I've done my job. I've got nothing to do now..."
 * "Oh, hey... How about I tag along with you guys?"
 * "Well, I've made up my mind! I'm coming along, whether you want me or not."
 * "There's plenty of dangerous types wandering out there."
 * "Let's stick together. It'll be safer for both of us that way."

Bestovius

 * "What is this meager mustache that stands before me? And how does it have the audacity to address my muli-colored glory?"
 * "... How did these flimsy whiskers detect my secret door..."
 * "Wait right there! Red shirt... conspicuous white gloves... jaunty cap..."
 * "Hah! You are garbed in the rich cloth of the hero of prophecy!"
 * "You must be the great... HERO ...impersonator!"
 * "What a costume! You look like you leaped right out of the pages of the Prognosticus!"
 * "Merlon?! Only his full bodied beard rivals my hairy magnificence..."
 * "If he thinks you are the hero, you probably are. I think..."
 * "Well, then. As the ancient prophecy fortells..."
 * "I, Bestovius, will bestow upon you the secrets of dimensional flipping."
 * "... For a nominal fee of 10,000 coins!"
 * ''"Why not? Even the great and splendiferous Bestovius has certain... expenditures.
 * "Why should the hero have the whole world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter?"
 * "These heroes think they can get away with shaking people down for free skills!"
 * "A mere 10,000 coins should be nothing for the hero of the universe."
 * "What do you say?"
 * "I see."
 * "So be it. I will settle for just taking all the coins in your pocket."
 * "Do we have a deal?"
 * "Still you refuse?"
 * "So be it. Though it makes me ill, I will waive the nominal fee and teach you for free."
 * "Do you agree to this?"
 * "Scintillating! Let us begin!"
 * "Flimmity flammity flooom! Diggity daggity dooom! Zibbidy zabbidy zooom!"
 * "SHABOOOM!"
 * "FLIPPOW!"
 * "I, Bestovius, have granted you the ability to flip between dimensions."
 * "Press to slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2D and 3D!"
 * "Well, what do you think? Mind blowing, isn't it?"
 * "What is this I speak of?"
 * "I assure you that if we are being watched in another dimension..."
 * "Those beings will understand. But you lack the mustache for full comprehension."
 * "Just remember that you can use this ability to find hidden items and secret paths."
 * "But beware: use your new ability too long, and you will lose HP."
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … The universe isn’t quite the same as it used to be, eh?"

Bonechill

 * "Brrrrooo ha ha ha ha... A touching scene, to be sure."
 * "A pleasure to make your acquaintance, I assure you. My name is Bonechill."
 * "I am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of The Underwhere..."
 * "Oh, you dear, ignorant child... You don't know a thing, do you? How charming."
 * ''"I speak of the Pure Heart... And I speak of you, Luvbi...
 * "IT IS YOU!"
 * "The Pure Heart was hidden ingenously to keep it away from evil sorts like me..."
 * "Grambi... changed the Pure Heart into a Nimbi... that he called his own daughter!"
 * "Oh, priceless! You really think Grambi pays an ounce of attention to you out of love?"
 * "Brrrrooo ha ha... The old fool can weigh the sins of others, but not his own..."
 * " Many thanks for delivering the Pure Heart. Once I deal with you, none can stop me..."
 * "I shall be INVINCIBLE!"
 * "Please, as your game ends, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talons!"
 * "BRRRAARGH!"
 * "How... Impossible... How could you puny worms... destroy... a master... of the cold dark?!"

Boomer

 * ''"SSS-BOOOOM!"
 * ''"Good vibes! Them vibes set of my blow-stuff-up sensors. You like explodin'? Sss-POW!"
 * ''"I ain't sensed real good blow-stuff-up vibes in... 1,500 years! Sss-POOOM!"
 * ''"I gota check those vibes out a little more close-like! Sss-CRAAAACK!"
 * ''"Check it out: just answer a couple questions real quick. Sss-BLAAAAM!"
 * ''"Ok, sss-BOOOOM?"
 * ''"Here we go, sss-BWAMMO!"
 * ''"You stay up wonderin' if anyone ever gives presents TO Santa Claus."
 * ''"For some reason, you clean your room before a test."
 * ''"When someone says, "Let's just be friends," you think, "Yeah, whatever.""
 * ''"You don't really understand why I'm askin' you all these questions."
 * ''"You think shoppin' online is a wonderful and magical experience."
 * ''"You once put on a shirt inside out but didn't bother reversin' it before goin' out."
 * ''"You wanna be sleepin' when you're awake, but when you're tired, you wanna wake up."
 * ''"You're gettin' real tired of these questions."
 * ''"Got it, got it, GOT IT! SSSS-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
 * ''"You got some tasty vibes! Sss-BLAM!"
 * ''"My mind' made up now! Ssss-BLAPPOW! You guys... are worthy of my power!"
 * ''"Each second exlodes into the next! Sssss-BAMMO! Bombs away! Ssss-BOOOOM!"

Prologue

 * "BWA HA HA"
 * "Listen well, my elite minion task force!"
 * "It's time to initiate my awesome plan to invade Mushroom Castle!"
 * "Today is the day that I make my beloved Princess Peach ALL MINE!"
 * "And if that weren't awesome enough, I'll ALSO stomp her little mustached buddies!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!"
 * "Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
 * "Blargh! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?"
 * "...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
 * "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!
 * "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!
 * "Hey, here's a thought: you calm down and free the princess... OR ELSE!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Hey, no gripes from THIS side of the altar, Bleck old boy!"
 * "I don't get the details, but the count here has gone to a lot of trouble planning this! Just relax! We'll get married, we'll be in love, it'll be awesome! Finally!"

Chapter 3

 * "Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome lair..."
 * "HEY! I know that stache from somewhere..."
 * "MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 100th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
 * "But now you've entered a fortress of PAIN, Mario!"
 * "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
 * "Nooooo! I HATE Mario! It's... It's not fair!"
 * "Ahhhhh! Princess Peach! My lovely wife!"
 * "WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! How could you forget our big day?!"
 * "How should I know? I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid castle... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?"
 * "Wait... WHAT?! Bleck got us married just so he could make a Chaos Heart so that he could destroy the world?"
 * "No. I don't wanna. I'd think about it if it was for you, but there's NO WAY I'm helping Mario!"
 * "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
 * "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
 * "FINE! I'll join your stupid quest. You happy?!"
 * "NO! I'M NOT SWEET! And I'm not helping Mario just to save a bunch of worlds. I'm only doing it so I can rule someday. So don't get all cuddly with me, Mario!"
 * "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
 * "Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
 * "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'
 * "Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
 * "Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
 * "Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
 * "So this is where that dweeb Francis lives? Pffgght! What's this castle got over mine?!"

Chapter 4

 * "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
 * "Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
 * "Good gravy, you're ugly!"
 * "Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"
 * "Space niblet! You OK?"
 * "Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
 * "Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"

Chapter 5

 * "Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
 * "Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"
 * "WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"
 * "Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"
 * "Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
 * "What am I, blind? Shut up."
 * "Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
 * "You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
 * "Man, what a crybaby."
 * "You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
 * "Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
 * "Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
 * "Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"

Chapter 6

 * "'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!"
 * "I don't know who you are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"
 * "Outta the way, pigtails!"
 * "I'm all for being evil, but this is overkill."
 * "Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
 * "Minions need to learn respect."
 * "That Mr. L freak is a total insano."

Chapter 7

 * "Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
 * "AHA! I see your little plan! You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
 * "Yeah, you've been WAITING for a chance to fireball me in the back!"
 * "Can it, you ugly little bug! I'll stomp the truth out of you! CHARGE!"
 * "Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
 * "I get up every time, though! As many times as it takes to send you to The Underwhere!"
 * "Do I LOOK like a guy whose game is over?!"
 * "What?! So wait, Peach really is lost out there somewhere? Why didn't you say so, idiot? We could've been searching this entire time!"
 * "She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
 * "Hey! Shut yon trap, fluffy! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"
 * "Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"
 * "Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"
 * "Lemme guess... You're the big, bad boss of all those little Underwhere hoodlums, right?"

Chapter 8

 * "Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"
 * "Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"
 * "I'll take on you alone! I've got all the sweet stomping you need, right here!"
 * "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
 * "Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
 * "Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
 * "Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
 * ''"Tippi! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump him!
 * "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
 * "Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"

Other

 * "Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"
 * "Bwa ha! Did I look worried? Shadoo, boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"
 * "Who are you, Chirpy?"

Prologue

 * "Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"
 * "Your princess has been taken... by Count Bleck!"
 * "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executer of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!"
 * "Count Bleck says NEVER! This princess is intergral to fulfilling the prophecies... She will be brought to Castle Bleck and used to destroy all worlds... by Count Bleck."
 * "This man deserves ridicule... Weaklings cannot face Count Bleck!"
 * "BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Count Bleck's preparations are now in order! All that remains is for the dimensional void to appear, as foretold in the prophecy..."
 * "The Void has been ripped in the dimensional fabric! Yes, Count Bleck is pleased. All has gone as foretold in the Dark Prognosticus."
 * "Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... How delightful, Mimi. Almost as dapper...as Count Bleck."
 * "Well, different strokes for different minions..."
 * "After these rotten worlds are ended, Count Bleck will make all your dreams come true!"
 * "A dimensional interloper! And possibly the hero?! You are sure of it, Nastasia?"
 * "Interesting, mused Count Bleck. We must put an end to this nuisance..."
 * "Very well, O'Chunks. I'll leave the hero-chunking to you. Do not fail Count Bleck."
 * "So, hero... You would dare defy Count Bleck? Then hurry, for your world's end draws near..."

Chapter 1

 * "So our hero is real... Yes... A force to be reckoned with..."
 * "Nastasia, the prophecy. Consult it and learn where the hero will go next... We will lay a devious trap for him and bring him to his very KNEES! BLECK!"
 * "This pleases Count Bleck! Excellent work Nastasia..."
 * "I have granted Mimi powers potent enough to ensure that she will obliterate this hero. Yes, he will be hepless against her."
 * "I depart! Alert Count Bleck when this 'hero' is no more!"

Chapter 2

 * "She failed to best him, even with my gift of power?"
 * "A Light Prognosticus hero... Descendants of the ancient tribe... Their strength grows."
 * "O'Chunks, calm yourself. Take a minion time-out. Count Bleck will send... Dimentio! Come to me...Count Bleck!"
 * "You'd like some playtime, I imagine, Dimentio?"
 * "Heroes... Trying to save these pathetic old worlds. Bleck, says Count Bleck!"
 * "Their efforts are in vain. No one can stop Count Bleck! Just as no one can ease the tempest that rage sin my suffering heart..."

Chapter 3

 * "Spare Count Bleck your theatrics. The Light Prognosticus is false. The Dark Prognosticus holds the answer to defeating the heroes that rise to stop us."
 * "Oh, Nastasia? It's time we set 'him' on these pests."
 * "Lovely, exclaimed Count Bleck. Return to your posts, my dear minions."
 * "Does something trouble you, Nastasia?"
 * "That is enough, Nastasia. We've already come this far, so we shall forge on! But you needn't stay by Count Bleck's side. You can depart with my blessing."

Chapter 4

 * "'Though the man in red shall wield formidable powers, one shall stand against him. The man in green shall use the Chaos Heart's power to bring darkness to all.'"
 * "She cannot be replaced. You could never hope to do so, Nastasia. To be sure... She is gone... Gone from all worlds, never to return..."

Chapter 6

 * "Hurry? Why not pause and savor the show?"
 * "The light of each world will be snuffed out one by one..."
 * "You QUESTION Count Bleck?!"
 * "This worthless world's destruction matters not! Far better for Count Bleck to wipe it out of existence than let it remain!"
 * "Count Bleck scoffs at you! An insignificant Pixl lectures Count Bleck on what is right and wrong?"
 * "Of all things, you defend the heart?! Nothing could be more worthless..."
 * "All things...are meaningless. Aside form Timpani, no treasure mattered in the least to me..."
 * "This world is dying under the monocled gaze of...Count Bleck!"
 * "But don't let that stop you from trying to find a Pure Heart you will never acquire!"

Chapter 7

 * "I see, remarked Count Bleck... Well, what is done is done. This prophecy will not be fulfilled without sacrifice."
 * "Well, Count Bleck will leave you to dispense the minion discipline."
 * "Could that Pixl have been...Timpani?"
 * "The prophecy has been set in motion and no one, not even I, can stop it."
 * "WHAT?! ...Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief."
 * "Where did you hear that name, Dimentio?"
 * "The man known as Blumiere died long ago. Now there is only Bleck! The Dark Prognosticus's choice to fulfill the prophecy! Nothing more!"
 * "Come to Count Bleck, heroes... If you hope to save these worlds, then come..."

Chapter 8

 * "I see you've come at last! So, you really ARE the hero of the Light Prognosticus."
 * "But you are far too late to stop the Dark Prognosticus, and me... Count Bleck! All worlds will soon end. Come into grips for that now, for you cannot stop it. I suggest you make yourself comfortable and enjoy this one, final spectacle!"
 * "Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless. Better that I destroy them! Better yet, I shall make it as if they never existed at all!"
 * "You know the answer, dear Timpani... Count Bleck does not have to tell you... But the hour has grown too late. You should know that by now."
 * "Count Bleck is the deleter of worlds! My fate is written in the Dark Prognosticus! Do not think for a moment that I will hesitate to strike you down. ALL NOW ENDS!"
 * "Leave me, Nastasia. I will deal with these two ALONE."
 * "Count Bleck demands it! I will not say it again..."
 * "Are you prepared, hero? Our duel will be worthy of the last clash this world will ever see!"
 * "How laughable! Is that all the heroism you can muster? Let me show you real power!"
 * "You can't so much as tug on the cape of Count Bleck! You have failed!"
 * "Bleck! I expected more potency from the Hero of Prophecy! And now, I will watch your game end, and then your precious worlds will end soon after!"
 * "What's this? My barrier... is GONE?!"
 * "So be it... says Count Bleck! But your precious worlds aren't safe until my last breath. Let us finally end this! Now, the TRUE battle begins... with Count Bleck!"
 * "Ex...Excellent... You have won... Now finish Count Bleck... Dispatch me and the Chaos Heart will disappear, and the prophecy will be undone..."
 * "Timpani... When you vanished, I searched long for you. I never gave up looking... I searched and searched... But I never found you. Without you, the world held no meaning or joy... I wanted to destroy everything that had taken you away from me..."
 * "It's too late. Count Bleck has done so much evil... It must end. Just knowing that you are still alive... And knowing that the world you live in will continue... It gives me peace. I do not have long to live. You must end my game before The Void destroys all..."
 * "We cannot. Without the Pure Hearts, there is no way to counter the Chaos Heart. All we can do is give up..."
 * "It was no lie... But without the Pure Hearts, all worlds are doomed. What can we do?"
 * "My minions... how did you find us here?"
 * "My... My loyal minions..."
 * "What's this? Pure...Hearts?! But why?"
 * "So it seems the end of all worlds is really upon us..."
 * "I thought the Chaos Heart would disappear if the person controlling it fell... Dimentio... must have left behind a shadow of his power to continue controlling it. It won't last long...but it may be enough to ensure the end of every world..."
 * "There's only one thing left that we can do... This way!"
 * "Timpani, do you still love me?"
 * "Then you must come with me."
 * "We will use the Pure Hearts again this time, to banish the Chaos Heart. All we need is true love, and that's something I am lucky enough to possess."
 * "But... With the Chaos Heart gone, the Pure Hearts and those linked to them... They may cease to exist..."
 * "But you, Timpani... It pains me to know that this may cut your game short, as well. Still... there is no other way to end this."
 * "There were so many things I wanted to say to you, but I could not find the words."
 * "Of course... I have thought about you every moment since you disappeared... But I have caused you so much suffering..."
 * "But I had to be with you, Timpani. I will never apologize for that..."
 * "And I love you, Timpani... Hundreds of thousands of years from now, that fact will not have changed..."

Dashell

 * "BRRRRRRRRR!"
 * "Whoa! You defeated that monster of a dragon? Really? Crazy. That's crazy."
 * "And you were able to clear those 99 other rooms... Boy. Wow. Just wow. Seriously."
 * "I'm stunned! Absolutely incredible! Here! For you! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!"
 * "Rad as that was, though, I've gotta warn you... Stay on your toes for what's ahead!"
 * "Listen UP and listen GOOD! You! Must! Treasure! Life!"
 * "Got to, got to, GOT TO!"
 * "You've absolutely GOT to! Absolutely! ABSOLUTELY GOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "...I mean, don't you think so?"
 * "...I'm sure you agree with me."
 * "All right! Done! Gravy!"
 * "Fate brought us both here! And so I will lend you... MY POWERRRRRRR!"
 * "D-Dash and sh-shuffle and you'll be able to dodge the fiercest attacks. Gotta tell you, that's how I've survived many a battle. Yup. Fleeing. It works."
 * "Trust in my power and you can run away to a more peaceful world!"

Prologue

 * "Yes, yes, no one likes the icky stuff... Yesss... A perfect world... Sounds magical..."
 * "Ah ha ha. I can hardly stand the wait."
 * "And here I thought Mimi's ideal world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards..."
 * "Mmm... I do enjoy a good chunking..."
 * "Well, then... I believe I'll head out as well."

Chapter 1

 * "Ah ha ha. It won't be that easy, oh no..."
 * "So very nice to meet you... and your mustache!"
 * "I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio! Remember the name well..."
 * "It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!"
 * "Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack!"
 * "Ciao!"

Chapter 2

 * "And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic!"
 * "Your wish is my command. Besides, this fool sounds like an amusing challenge."
 * "Now if there is nothing else, I'll just be on my way. Ciao, my count."

Chapter 3

 * "Ah ha ha. Finally, you arrive!"
 * "You don't wear tardiness well."
 * "At last, the hero... I know of you from the festival of hair that dances upon your lip!"
 * "Well met, lady. Your beauty is as fresh as a slap to the face on a crisp winter day!"
 * "You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
 * "I am a humble servant of Count Bleck..."
 * "Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio!"
 * "It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims."
 * "I have prepared a special morsel of a treat for you!"
 * "How about some... MAGIC!"
 * "And...voila! You are now in Dimension D, a dimension of my own creation. In this mind-bending realm, my attacks are 256 times more potent!"
 * "I am now far more powerful! I could obliterate you with the raise of an eyebrow!"
 * "Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"
 * "Can you pierce this...illusion?"
 * "Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!"
 * ''"How is this possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more powerful...
 * "What? You say that this place also makes YOU more powerful?"
 * "Of course! This was simply an amusement that played out exactly as planned!"
 * "Were you amused? That was just an hors d'oeuvre!"
 * "The next time we meet, we will feast on a deadly eight-course meal!"
 * "Ciao for now, my mustachioed foe!"
 * "Sadly, fair princess, I must now say... Ciao!"
 * "And with that, my diminutive-limbed foe, I must say... Ciao!"
 * "They are strong, but they must be stronger yet to defeat Bleck."
 * "I must make sure they can face him when the time comes at last..."
 * "...And that is how the ruffians managed to best me."
 * "Ah ha ha. They are strong, to be sure... Very strong. Dare I say... They might be strong enough to defy the prophecy!"
 * "Oh my. That's the first time that morsel of information has touched my ears. Do tell!"
 * "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"
 * "My my my! How interesting! Nastasia and the count have such DEEP conversations!"
 * "Mm... Just what is our dear count playing at?"
 * "Ah, well. I'll let him worry about that. I must attend to my own...projects."

Chapter 4

 * "So what you're saying is... The 'man in green' is our minion in training, Mr. L?"
 * "My, aren't we hot-blooded? Well, well... I suppose that's to be admired."
 * "Now, if you excuse me, I've got to be on my way as well. Ciao!"

Chapter 5

 * "Salutations, O'Chunks!"
 * "Ah, once again we meet, like two large, hairy vikings on a storm-tossed schooner!"
 * "Ah, a quadrillion pardons! Far be it from me to be a hindrance. Far, FAR be it!"
 * "As it happens, I merely have an acquaintance in this land. I was just saying hello!"
 * "Yes, truly! And I saw you, and I thought, 'Perhaps my magic can aid in this fight!'"
 * "Ah, rest assured, I'll hardly be underfoot! You fight to your heart's content! Ciao!"
 * "Well, salutations, O'Chunks! How are things, hmmm?"
 * "Yes, yes, of course, I understand. Your honor must be satisfied..."
 * "But, O'Chunks, before you let your game be over, humor poor little me for a bit."
 * "I have something I'd rather think you'll enjoy. I DO wish you would try it out for me."
 * "''Oh...It's not the time, hmm? Not the time for something that will aid Count Bleck?
 * "Ah, it is time to part... Ciao!"
 * "Ah ha ha. So! At long last, you’ve come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"
 * "Ahhhhhhhh... Do you not tire of collecting those worn-out, tiresome Pure Hearts?"
 * "I am not violent by nature, you know. I'd prefer to settle this peacefully, in fact."
 * "Say, for instance, you wished to go back to your world. I could do that for you..."
 * "Ah ha ha. So it must be... shall we begin?"
 * "My, my. Aren't you plucky? Same fight, same outcome... You are precisely correct."
 * "And... that... is... why..."
 * "Lovely green hat,wouldn't you say?"
 * "Dear O'Chunks! So strong, yet so very dim! A child could learn his attack patterns."
 * "As such, I requested a few sprouts from my acquaintance to liven him up a touch."
 * "I call this boy 'O'Cabbage'! Don't be shy, O'Cabbage! Introduce yourself!"
 * "Ah ha ha. Simply adorable. Now remember, kids: eat your vegetables to grow big! Except in this case, a veggie will eat YOU! Have fun, now! Ciao!"
 * "Mm...if they could beat that model of O'Chunks...then they are coming along quite nicely."
 * "Perhaps they really are the ones I have waited for all this time."
 * "I should prepare myself as well! So much to do, so precious little time..."
 * "Ah ha ha. Hard to stay still when you pine for sweet vengeance, isn't it?"
 * "The count's orders are all absolute...completely without exception, yes?"
 * "We shouldn't even dare to think about a secret sneak attack. Perish the thought!"
 * "Defeating the hero would please the count greatly...but we MUST follow orders!"
 * "My, my, isn't that something? I do believe I should be moving on as well."

Chapter 6

 * "Ah ha ha. Did they wound your fragile pride, Mr. L? Demolish your robot again?"
 * "Perhaps that is for the best."
 * "You said it yourself. You can't go back to the count now. So get lost."
 * "Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!"
 * "I can't have you around the count. If I am rid of you here, I won't be found out."
 * "And the others will never find you. Yes, this is my moment to grasp."
 * "It's time for you to take your final bow, Mr. L..."
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha. Shhhhh. Don't worry. It won't be so bad, I promise."
 * "I'll send those heroes your way soon, so you'll have someone to play with. Ciao... Mr. L!"
 * "The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder!"
 * ''"Oh, bad news for you! There is no way in this world to restore the Pure Heart...
 * "Yes, sadly, your hard work was all... in... vain."
 * "Ah ha ha. Yes, it does, and that's why I decided to give you a consolation prize..."
 * "It's quite simple... I fulfilled their wishes! I sent them to the next world! Ah ha ha."
 * "You do know who I am, right? I am your enemy, Dimentio! I serve Count Bleck!"
 * "Well, as pleasant as this has been, I must leave. Ciao!"
 * "Ah ha ha. Oh, I'm afraid so, my count. In fact, they will be here before long. ♪"
 * "Well, I'm not one to miss a party..."
 * "Oh, but wait one moment... Dear Count... Does the name Blumiere ring a bell?"
 * "Oh, the mustache man's Pixl went on and on... She said, 'I must stop Blumiere.' But I suppose there's no reason to pay any mind to the ramblings of a Pixl..."

Chapter 8

 * "Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So... You've made it here at last."
 * "Oh, but...what's this? You seem to be missing the ravishing princess and the arm-flailer."
 * "Ahhh, I see. You're in a hurry. Allow me to get out of your way, then... ...Just as soon as you defeat me! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
 * "You've proven to be worthy foes in the past, so I'm not going to make it easy."
 * "You'll have to come get me first. It'll be like a game of tag...with magic!"
 * "Enjoying my game of tag?"
 * "Messing around? Oh, no. Magic is no laughing matter. I am always deadly serious."
 * "I have been watching you. You are the only ones who can stand up to Count Bleck."
 * "So...I have a favor to ask. Will you help me...destroy the count?"
 * "Betray him? Ah ha ha ha. Oh, no. It is Count Bleck who has betrayed ME!"
 * "He said he would destroy all worlds and create a new, perfect world in their place. But he was lying! He plans to obliterate every world, and then keep them all in ruin. I have always known about his nefarious goal, but I could never hope to stop him on my own. I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for someone who could defeat him with me!"
 * "Well, you see... That is why... I rescued the princess from certain brainwashing."
 * "It's also why I sent you to The Underwhere to fix the broken Pure Heart."
 * "And why I freed a man to be reunited with his brother... Now do you see?"
 * "Ahhh, you've got me pegged. Now, how about you return the favor?"
 * "I'll give you the power you need to crush Count Bleck... Just fight by my side!"
 * "...Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! How does this strike you? Defeat the count and I will give you a very rare card. Does that entice you?"
 * "You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of it’s trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, 'Demented by Dimentio', will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room! Now will you fight with me?"
 * "You're the hero! Are you going to let little butterfly minds influence your decision? What will it be? Will you help me face Count Bleck?"
 * "AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Excellent choice, Mario! You are wiser than you look."
 * "Now, let me give you a taste of my scrumptious power, just as I promised."
 * "That sucking sound is your free will being plunged from the toilet of your mind! Now, you are my slave, and you will do my bidding. You will be…fearless! Go and defeat the count! And when he is gone, I will create a new world!"
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, for dramatic effect! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."
 * "Still you refuse? But this offer, it drips of generosity!"
 * "With the Chaos Heart in our hands, we can rule every world! Do you still refuse?"
 * "So you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your game ends."
 * "I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!" (U.S. version)
 * "I think I'll start with the green one, he looks like a pushover." (PAL version)
 * "Ah ha ha. How tender. I just squeezed out a tear. Yes... Mario can run along."
 * "And if he somehow manages to defeat Count Bleck on his own...all the better!"
 * "And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!"
 * "NOOOOO!"
 * "I... I cry uncle! Mercy! UNCLE, I SAY!"
 * "I-I see that now... Your power is formidable..."
 * "Which is why I can't let you fall into Count Bleck's velvet-lined gloves..."
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. I have you now! Luigi!"
 * "We will both taste the agony of game-overing...by magic!"
 * "Silly assistant! Absorbing my attack to protect him? What an adorably hopeless gesture."
 * "I was about to give him the everlasting peace he so desperately wants!"
 * "Even if the count dies, the Chaos Heart won't disappear if I continue to control it!"
 * "But I needed the power of the Pure Hearts to beat him. I couldn't do that on my own. So I had you do all the sweaty labor for me."
 * "And you even used your Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck!"
 * "If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one."
 * "I'm saying that you no longer have value to me, so I'm ending your games."
 * "They're all yours, Mr. L!"
 * "When I sent Luigi here, I planted a seed in the fertile soil of his subconscious..."
 * "And that seed has sprouted spectacularly!"
 * "Mr. L... Run along now and get ready for your big entrance."
 * "Now... Ladies and gentlemen... Get ready for the greatest magic show you'll ever see!"
 * "The Dark Prognosticus says he's the ideal host for the power of the Chaos Heart."
 * "And now I'm going to add my own power to this spicy little concoction."
 * "Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you."
 * "I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait over in that dimension, OK? Great."

Super Dimentio

 * "Now the Chaos Heart is mine!"
 * "I will use it to destroy all worlds...and create perfect new ones!"
 * "So, shall we get started? Now I have all I need...to become the king of all worlds!"
 * "Ah ha ha ha. I am now invincible! There is nothing you can do!"
 * "And now it is time for the destruction to begin..."
 * "Let it begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness like upside-down turtles!"
 * "L-POWER!"
 * "Hmph... Let's stop wasting time and finish this, shall we?"
 * "W-WHAT?!? The Pure Hearts?!? I thought you wasted them all fighting Count Bleck!"
 * "What's... happening?! I'm not invincible anymore..."
 * "Urgh-GAH?!"
 * "How did you do it..."
 * "How could I have lost with the power of Luigi and the Chaos Heart..."
 * "And the prophecy... Has it been undone?!"
 * "Urrrrrrk... Unngghhhh... You think this is the end? This isn't finished..."
 * "You cant...stop this now... You can't escape..."
 * "I've been saving one last surprise... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ciao!"

Fleep

 * "Heeeere I seeeeeet, amore! ♪ Awaiting youuuuuu, amore! ♪ No more, no more, amore! ♪"
 * "100 years agoooooo, amore! ♪ I came in here to go, amore! ♪ So bored, so bored, amore! ♪"
 * "No toilet paper here, amore! ♪ I wait 100 yeeeears, amore! ♪ What for, what for, amore? ♪"
 * "Any paaaaper, please, amore? ♪ Just a sheet for me, amore! ♪ Implore, implore, amore! ♪"
 * "Paaapes, paaapes, amore! ♪ Looove the paaapes, amore! ♪ Oh more, oh more, amore! ♪"
 * "Fleep has a-waited for you! At last we meeeet, mi amore! My sweeeet, sweeeet paper!"
 * "And now we do part, amore! ♪ For down you depart, amore! ♪ No more, no more, amore! ♪"
 * "Fleep has been a-waiting so long for you, amore! Si, for this momento!"
 * "We Pixls are helpful tools, see? But we no choose masters, be they goood or baaaaad!"
 * "Fleep follows you, amore! ♪ Companion true, amore! ♪"
 * "On the back side of the sad is the happy! We will find it! You and Fleep, amore! ♪"

Flimm

 * "Greetings! Name's Flimm. Freelance Sales Freak, owner and proprietor of this shirt."
 * "Sell anything. Sell to anyone. Sell big. Sell often. SELL NOW! So... Look then BUY!"
 * "Oh, boy. That is a fine eye you have there. Do you have a master's in buying stuff?"
 * "That's a(n) *Insert item here* And it's yours for only *Insert number here* coins! Selling madness!"
 * "I've got bundles of bargains! But you've got no room! Can't carry, can't buy."
 * "Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE."
 * "Wow. Talk about a win for you. You're going to love that li'l baby. LOVE it."
 * "Well, inventory changes like THAT! Yeah, that quick. So come back soon."

Flint Cragley

 * "CRAGLEY HO!"
 * "'Coming to you live...from the foul darkness; the home of the Floro Sapien.'"
 * "'Lesser Cragnons would weep softly. No one has set foot in this cave and emerged alive.'"
 * "'But some make history with sheer gall and will power...and Flint Cragley is such a man!'"
 * "'Into the Floro Sapien Cave of Doom! A Flint Cragley Cragtrotting Adventure!'"
 * "...No, no, wait a second. That'll never play well in the sticks. How about..."
 * "'Taste Danger! Flint Cragley Vs. a Recragginated Mummy in Floro Sapien Central!'"
 * "I wonder if that'll test well with the weekend audience... Those Cragnons are fickle..."
 * "'Suddenly...out of the cave mists...mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view! Did they hope to dine on fillet of Cragley? Would our hero meet their mandibles? Tune in after this brief commercial break to witness the torrid conclusion!'"
 * "...Great, cut, print, wrap it. Now what do you dolts want? What are you doing here?"
 * "Huh? You're on a quest to find a treasure called the Pure Heart? Spectacular. Just fabulous! All-time coincidence, that's what this is!"
 * "Just great to meet fellow adventurers, really, it is. I'm ecstatic about this."
 * "Listen, call me Flint. I'm a heck of a guy to know! Best cragtrotter of our time!" You may know me from 'Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter,' which airs weekly on crag-vision.
 * "That's why I pretended to be kidnapped! I'm filming another epic show!"
 * "Unfortunately, my idiot crew wandered off somewhere... So unprofessional. I turned away for a second, and they vanished into the foul blackness of this cave..."
 * "The worst part is, they have the key that'll get me deeper into this infernal abyss!"
 * "You there! If you run into my crew, tell them I'm waiting and stomping impatiently!"
 * "Pure adventure personified thanks you kindly!"
 * '"In a miraculous turn of events, I was reunited with my faithful camera Cragnons.'"
 * "'But there was no time for celebration! We had to swoop to the aid of the kidnapped!'"
 * "'With danger nibbling our heels, we ventured deeper into the forbidding cave... To do so, we used the key to the last unopened door in the forsaken labyrinth!'"
 * "So, um... You do have the key, right? Lemme grab that."
 * "Yes, genius, a key. Wait... Don't tell me you don't have it either!"
 * "Ah, yes, so you DO have it! Good show, good show, yes. Give it here. Quickly, now."
 * "You... You LOST it?!"
 * "'A tragic crew blunder ruins Cragley! Had the gods of adventures forsaken us?!'"
 * "Preposterous! If such a claim were true, there would be evidence in my pocket, which there ISN'T."
 * "'A miracle struck! As if by magic, the long-lost key had returned to my pocket!'"
 * "The cave defied Cragnon comprehension! It was a place of purest miracles!"
 * "Lucky turn of events, finding that key... I'm sure everyone contributed somehow."
 * "Now, onward! We must make our way to the last unopened door to the horrid depths... If my research is correct, and it always is, then this door key should open that door."
 * "Of course, through the door may lie a trap that will devour us all... Ho ho HO!"
 * "What's that? You say you want to open the door no matter what may lie in wait?! Tremendous! Such bravery! I was planning on opening it myself, of course, but since you seem so passionate..."
 * "Not that I'm afraid or anything. Don't be ridiculous. I mean, that's laughable."
 * "As a fellow cragtrotter, I know the heady thrill of the hunt! I'll yield to your lead!"
 * "See you in two ticks!"
 * "'We plodded on, traipsing over all manner of beasts that gnashed fangs at us!'"
 * "'But then...NOOO! A sight to horrible to believe appeared before our eyes!'"
 * "I know that, you cretin! The 'sight too horrible to believe' is still up ahead! We're going to look for it now! Come on, MOVE!"
 * "Of course! I knew it all along!"
 * "'Emergency special report from the Floro front lines! Environmental pollution drives Floro Spaiens mad! Whither will they rampage?"
 * "So the villagers throwing garbage in the river was the reason for this whole thing? Well... I tried to tell those guys, but my thoughts were too far ahead of their time..."
 * "Yes, once my fellow villagers see this, they'll surely realize the error of their ways. Once the words of Flint Cragley reach them, they'll throw garbage no more!"
 * "Sounds like a fine way to keep the peace i n the land... Keep those promises, folks!"

Fracktail

 * "WARNING!"
 * "INTRUSION DETECTED."
 * "LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED."
 * "WAIT. SCAN INITIALIZED."
 * "RED CAP DETECTED. BLUE OVERALLS DETECTED. LEVEL 5 MUSTACHE DETECTED."
 * "INCREDIBLE. POSSIBLE SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION."
 * "BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE."
 * "HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS..."
 * "SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH."
 * "SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HERO IDENTIFIED!"
 * "FORGIVE ME HERO, I AM CALLED FRACKTAIL. MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS."
 * "YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL."
 * "YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HEART IS JUST AHEAD."
 * "WHO SPEAKS?"
 * "BZZZZZZRRRRT."
 * "BEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
 * "I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART."
 * "...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK."
 * "DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED."
 * "READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER."
 * "NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG."
 * ''"APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT."
 * "YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS."
 * "WAITING FOR PROCESSORS."
 * "'404 computer hamsters not found.'"
 * "THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT."
 * "BEEBLEBLIP!"
 * "C:/ run query identification"
 * "C:/ run insult generator"
 * "C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!"
 * "CTRL ALT DEL!"
 * "SYSTEM CRASH!"
 * "AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G."
 * "I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE..."
 * "HERO... HERO... THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUIT...SMOLDERING."
 * "PLEASE... YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD..."

Chapter 3

 * "Ner-herrrr herrrr herrr herr!"
 * "HI-TECHNICAAAAAAAL! I caught a super-rare pixelated butterfly!"
 * "My friends at digibutter.nerr are going to freak when they get word of this find!"
 * "I must bring it home. I can't miss this week's episode of 'The Grodus Chronicles'!"
 * "No way am I going to entrust my digital Recordomeow to tape an episode so epic."
 * "This is so hi-technicaaaaal!"
 * "It's a totally undiscovered digibutterfly species! Nerr! I must document it!"
 * "Yessss! Shake that thorax!"
 * "Nerrrrr! Who are YOU?!"
 * "H-Hey! What are you doing sneaking into my room, huh? Ever heard of p-privacy?"
 * "O-O-Oh... O-Oh my gosh... It's... It's a h-hot babe..."
 * "HOT BABE IN ROOM!"
 * "Wha-What do I... Oh man... A REAL girl in my room! This is so hi-technicaaaal!"
 * "N-Neeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr... Must...ca-ca-calm...calm down... I'm get-get-get-get... Getting w-way too excited... Sweatles...forming..."
 * "Can't talk to...girls... Must get...my...laptop...from... Bum bag..."
 * "Booting up Swoon.exe! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!"
 * "Welcome to my castle. How do you do? ...Nerrr."
 * "Nerrherr... I boot this baby up whenever it's time to talk to the...heh...laaadies."
 * "Schweeeeet. Time for my Swoon.exe program to work its magic!"
 * "(Where should I start...?)"
 * "(Oh, man. What do I do next?)"
 * "(What's my next move?)"
 * "(Nerrr ...what's my next move?)"
 * "What is your name?"
 * "You're so cute...like a princess straight out of an anime or video game!"
 * "As a token of my affection, I'd like to give you a special present."
 * "Wow, we are like, so perfect for each other. it's destiny! we should get married!"
 * "Tippi? Hmm... Tippi... Tippi... There's no Tippi command here! What is she talking about?!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAARD!"
 * "That was the only copy of the Nerr2Babe patch and now it's gone forever!"
 * "Nerrr... Real babes are scary!"
 * "So... So you've come to raid my fort and steal Francine?"
 * "B-By the way, I came up with the name Francine on my own! Isn't it schweeet?"
 * "At first I thought it was a little weird that you could talk and everything. But the digibutter.nerr forum reaction convinced me you were hi-technicaaal! You're my only...sniff...offline friend, Francine...so no one will take you away from me!"
 * "Nerrr! Can't see me? That's 'cause my invisibility powers are totally hi-technicaaaaal! "
 * "Little Francine is hidden, so you can't take her!"
 * "Feel the wrath of the jilted X-Naut in the season finale of 'The Grodus Chronicles'!"
 * "MERCY!"

Chapter 8

 * "I was in my comfy chair watching 'Starship X-Naut', then I warped here! Maybe my Reclinotron 4500 extrapolated my dreams and couch-warped me to you!"
 * "Nothing is gonna take you away from me this time, Francine!"
 * "That's impossible... My hi-technicaaaal battle moves failed me!"
 * "That's IT! I'm going to run a simulation on my computer to figure out what went wrong!"

Post-game

 * "When I see something super-rare, I must own it!"
 * "But trying to hold a digital butterfly against her will landed me in the hospital. So I'm, umm... I think I'm done with that stuff."
 * "This time, I harnessed my inner nerr to create something beyond hi-technicaaal!"
 * "Dying to see it, a-aren't you? BEHOLD!"
 * "My masterpiece! A 1:1-scale replica of Tippi with real fluttering action! I like to call her... Tiptron!"
 * "D-Did you hear that? She can perfectly replicate Tippi's voice!"
 * "Tiptron can even flutter! She's pretty much the pinacle of hi-technicality!"
 * "Tiptron earned me the coveted Elite Nerr status on the Digibutter.nerr forums."
 * "Oh! Would you by any chance be interested in buying her?"
 * "I'm saving for 'Starship X-Naut' Issue One, so I'll sell for just 999 coins."
 * "This is a schweeet deal on a super-rare collectible! What do you say?"
 * "NERRRRRR! I knew you couldn't resist something this hi-technicaaaal!"
 * "You are now the owner of the only Tiptron in the entire univerrrrrrse!"

Grambi

 * "Luvbi... Thou should not... have come. Flee...from here..."
 * ''"Thou hast done a fine job... Thou hast saved our realm...
 * "The Pure Heart doth struggle against the Luvbi identity... It seeketh its true form."
 * "It doth sense someone nearby worthy of possessing it. It must be these fair folk..."
 * "Thou art certain? If thou turnest back into the Pure Heart, the Nimbi known as Luvbi... will cease to exist."
 * "Sayest thou what thou wilt to me, but talketh not to thy mother in that way!"
 * "Perhaps thy sass shall end once thou changeth forms! What dost thou wait for?"
 * "Thou art an ungrateful brat! Dost thou not recall when I lingered by thy ill bedside?"
 * "What madness doth spew from thy lips?! Who GAVETH thee that allowance?!"
 * "And thou didst lie to get the money, too! Thou didst pretend to buy schoolbooks!"
 * "Luvbi... I am sorry...for lying earlier. Because in truth... I... I love thee...both........."
 * "Now, ye prophesied ones... Destined heroes... Takest our dear daughter... Takest the Pure Heart."
 * "And sweareth to me... Thou must prevail!"
 * ''"Let no one else in the universe feel this sadness!
 * "Very well. Then I am satisfied..."
 * ''"Now, Luvbi, Thou must go...
 * "Thou hast done such an amazing job... Such truly amazing work..."
 * "Thou hast saved all worlds! Now all doth smile again... And Luvbi hath returned!"
 * "Thou hast fulfilled thy promise... I knew thou wouldst. I owe thee so much."
 * "Thou and thy friends are heroes indeed! Thank thee..."

Luigi

 * "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!"
 * "I'm my bro's bro."
 * "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"
 * "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"
 * "Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."
 * "I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!"
 * "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"
 * "Even if he was just a fake... I don't ever wanna fight my Bro again!"
 * "Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!"
 * "SHAG?! This mustache is all Luigi!" (U.S. version)
 * "Pushover?! I'll show you who's a pushover!" (PAL version)
 * "I AM MR.L!"
 * "Thanks, bro!"
 * "This looks like a job for Luigi!"
 * "One of Count Bleck's minions must have done me in."
 * "You dirty little traitor!"
 * "BRO! I'm so glad you found me!"
 * "Ooh, how did I end up in this stinky place?"
 * "Hey, you! You're the boss of all those crazy guys who escaped The Underwhere, aren't you?!"

Luvbi

 * "I thou art my prince, then surly thou knowest my name! Speak it to mine ears!"
 * "If the name is true, then I shall admit thou art mine one and only!"
 * "Ha! Thou art WRONG, fiend!"
 * "I am not for such as thee! Begone from mine eyes!"
 * "I am sorry... that thou art so hairy."
 * "Pray, I would understand this! Is yon Peach the lady friend of Mario?"
 * "Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, mayhap."
 * "Heareth me, princess of silly peaches?"
 * "Greetings! How art thou?"
 * "Ha ha HA! Thou hast a very confused look on thy countenance!"
 * "Thou art wondering how I returned to life? We-ell... That is a secret!"
 * "Ha ha HA! Just kidding! Truth be told, I know not! But who careth! I am back!"
 * "Mother and Father hath been all OVER me since my return. They are so clingy!"
 * "I guess it is my fault for being soooooo cute!"
 * "Well, thou should come play whenever! Mother, Father, and I are always hither!"

Merlon

 * "Oh ho, welcome back, friends!"
 * "Mario! Take this and save all worlds from destruction!"
 * "What?! How can you refuse? If you do not accept this, all worlds will end! You must!"
 * "After all I have told you, you still refuse?!"
 * "You are our very last soap... Wait, what did I say? Hope! Very last HOPE!"
 * "This is the final time I will ask you. Please... Save the world!"
 * "I see... Then all worlds are as good as doomed... Ohhhhh..."
 * "Oh ho, I'm happy you made it... How are you feeling?"
 * "I've been researching this town and other ancient civilizations..."
 * "I have a feeling that there are hidden hints on how to make this world better..."
 * "Tippi loved this world...and wherever she is, I know she wishes for its betterment."
 * "This world that you saved..."
 * "Farewells are bittersweet...but as long as you live, you can never escape them."
 * "And with that... I am hungry."
 * "Once again, your first task is to place this Pure Heart in a Heart Pillar."
 * "Oh ho! I imagine THAT was an unwelcome surprise!"
 * "Even placing this in a Heart Pillar will do no good."
 * "We are literally stuck between a rock and a hard place."
 * "I imagine some of the worlds have already started to decay."
 * "I wonder how long our dear Flipside will be spared."
 * "I am almost certain this refers to my friend the Flip-Wizard, Bestovius."
 * "To feel sadness is to live, but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page."
 * "Have you seen the sky lately?"

Mimi

 * "DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT, OR ELSE!"
 * "Wow, that's just super, Count! Yeah, first you will erase all those naughty worlds..."
 * "And then you're gonna build a perfect world without war and all that icky stuff!"
 * "Mimimimimimimimmimimimimimi! Oh, O'Chunks, you big silly! Didja oversleep or something?"
 * "I guess it's kinda hard, though, when you got muscles instead of brains!"
 * "Aw, golly, thanks, Count! With you, it's nothing but smiles all the time!"
 * "Hanging out with the count! Now that's my idea of a perfect world!"
 * "Hey! Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? I mean... Um... Never mind."
 * "Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to Merlee's Mansion!"
 * "I'm Lady Merlee's handmaid. My name's Mimi!"''
 * "But you can call me Mimikins if you want!"
 * "Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
 * "I OWN YOU!"
 * "ENJOY LABOR!"
 * "You have an outstanding Rubee balance an this loan of [Insert number of Rubees]."
 * "Remember to make your payments on time! And remember... BIG SMILE!"
 * "You don't need anything?"
 * "Well, golly, then how about you GET LOST RIGHT NOW! I HAVE WORK TO DO!"
 * "I guess I'll congratulate you... by tearing you into little bits like stupid confetti!"
 * "Surprise! It's me, Mimi!"
 * "You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm HERE is to get in the way!"
 * "I'm not all soft n' cuddly like the count is."
 * "Nighty-night! It's bedtime for you guys!"
 * "NYAAAAAH!"
 * "I put everything you hate in there! How'd you get through all that icky stuff?! Unless...you bad people were LYING!"
 * "I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to get it."
 * "You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarrassing!"
 * "Golly, you sure are a lot of talk when you have your little boyfriends to protect you!"
 * "Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled Peaches!"
 * "Try not to cry, or all your pretty makeup will run. Time to go bye-bye, Princess!"
 * "I don't ... get it... I got beat by a... princess?"
 * "Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"
 * "Yeah, I mean... There's no WAY Dimentio's getting away with this! He pulled a REALLY dirty trick on you, but we'll always stick by your side!"
 * "Y-You mean you might go away?! But... I don't want you to go!"
 * "...Tee hee! So? Are you surprised or what?"
 * "Merlee hired me on for real this time! Yeah! To take care of the place while she's gone!"
 * "She's usually in Flopside, so I just pretend like this whole place is mine!"
 * "Take a look... I'm turning this place into my own little stable of cutie-pies!"
 * "Let's just stop and talk hypothetically. Say there's these things called 'flags.' Say you want to eat some ice cream, but you haven't hit the ice-cream 'flag' yet. Well, you'd NEVER get so much as a lick of ice cream until you hit that 'flag.' This is one of those times. NOW JUST BASH IT!"

Mr. L

 * "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"
 * "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"
 * "Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"
 * "No one's coming to save you this time, dearest princess! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Jumpsallthetime! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"
 * "Those overalls are so played out. Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Pink n' Frilly! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Alwayskidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE!"
 * "I was just scouting him, dear. Next time, he will be mine!"
 * "But Brobot craves his daily smash! I can't just loiter here! There's no action!"
 * "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."
 * "Hey there, butterball!"
 * "Looks like your Pure Heart thing got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."
 * "Hey, King Incompetent! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"
 * "Meet my new friend... BROBOT L-TYPE!"
 * "Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"
 * "L-ater!"

Nastasia

 * ''"I'm just gonna pencil you in for a ten o' clock brain washing, K?"
 * ''"If...If I could have been that girl maybe things would be different."
 * ''"Yeah, I'm afraid your orders mean nothing anymore."
 * ''"WAH! Count you can't leave me!"
 * "Oh, it's you..."
 * "Yeah, so, um, long time no see, huh? I guess I owe you one."
 * "Blumiere was reunited with Lady Timpani, and the world wasn't destroyed after all."
 * "I guess I should be happy... I mean, I am, but, um..."
 * "I just don't think my heart has fully accepted the fact that he isn't here anymore."
 * "...Now I understand what it was like when Blumiere turned into Count Bleck."
 * "If I have to live on with this feeling always burning inside me..."
 * "Yeah, then maybe there never was any point to that other world..."
 * "...I wonder...if this is how I'll spend the remainder of my days..."
 * "Yeah... Or maybe I'll learn to smile again and look forward to the future..."
 * "If I can't...then I suppose I could never have matched up to Lady Timpani anyway..."

Nolrem

 * "Long ago, our ancestors held the Dark Prognosticus."
 * "But one group became taken by the book's dark power... They stole it and hid it."
 * "They were Bleck's ancestors. The Dark Prognosticus changed him for the worse..."
 * "But that's all in the past... All that matters is that his kind heart was restored."
 * "He and Tippi should be living happily together somewhere. This, I believe."

O'Chunks

 * "GRAH-GOOGLY!"
 * "So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!"
 * "Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that!"
 * ''"CHUNKS AWAY!"
 * "JUNIOR?! C'mere un' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
 * "A Stomptolo- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog!"
 * "Maybe I misunderstood that weirdo..."
 * "GRA-BLAGHY!"
 * "YEH CRAZED LOON!"
 * "BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS!" - O'Chunks brainwashed into "O'Cabbage"
 * "HARBLE-DEH!"
 * "Warrior rule # 1: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis Madness!'"
 * "'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!"
 * "Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy."
 * "Ah; she lies like a wee rug, this lass!"
 * "Talk about goin' the extra mile! She even sacrificed 'erself to save ya! Lissen, Count, I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up to it! So, ya gotta lemme 'elp!"
 * "'Ey, Count! What're yeh doin?!?"
 * "Eah! Where yeh been, eh? Good teh see yer 'ealthy!"
 * "The count's gone, but I'm still around, aren't I!"
 * "This world be pretty nice, what with all the peace an' whatnot... I like it!"
 * "Oh, and 'ave you seen Nastasia?!"
 * "She was feelin' right down, so I wanna take 'er teh eat some o' Saffron's vittles..."
 * "...But I can't find the lass! Eah... 'Ey now, don't go gettin' the wrong idea, eh!"
 * "We're just chums!"
 * "An' I like to make me chums feel good an' bubbly, eh! That... That's all!"
 * "Lookin' at her bein' sad...makes me get all weepy..."

Piccolo

 * "The bird, it warbles, TWEET! The bug, it cries, CHEEP!"
 * "The frog, RRRRRRIBBIT! The dog, GRRRRRROWF! Goats and cars, BLEEEET!"
 * "All things sing, you see... To live is to make music!"
 * "My words... Could it be... I've said something poetic? Could it truly be?"
 * "I am Piccolo!"
 * "Your footsteps sang to me! CLOP! CLOP! And over again!"
 * "But those sounds are not your everything, your all, your essence! Nope!"
 * "I'll show you why!"
 * "Use me to hear sound that matches your character... POCCOLO-COLO!♪"
 * "The beat of your spirit... I will find it and play it for you!"

Princess Peach

 * "Well, I can’t just sit here and let everyone else go off to save the worlds, now, can I?"
 * ''"Wh-Where am I?"
 * "Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
 * "How dare you lecture us?! You were the one pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. You should be ashamed!"
 * "You stay out of it! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity!"
 * "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"
 * "You've been very, very bad, but I can't just leave you here to die."
 * "I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"
 * "We would never let you destroy everything, you awful count!"
 * "I fell through too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
 * "So, defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"
 * "How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
 * "To think that something so evil lurked under the town... So disturbing!"

Queen Jaydes

 * "So it must fall to you!"
 * "Will you search for this missing person in my place?"
 * "What?! You would refuse me?"
 * "Do you not know the fate of those who defy Jaydes?"
 * "I will ask you once again... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
 * "Still you do not agree?"
 * "I must warn you... I can be very persuasive."
 * "I will ask you yet again. Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
 * "You are a stubborn creature. This is your last chance... and I mean that."
 * "I will ask one last time... Will you please search for Lubvi in my stead?"
 * "I see... Then we are done here, it seems."
 * "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"
 * "Farewell, mustached shayde! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO!"
 * "I heard the news and came running, and I saw Luvbi... I could not believe it!"
 * "It was a miracle! I feel such anguish that we put this child through so much..."
 * "Now we are going to make up for it by loving her as much as we can!"
 * "And we owe it all to you for saving all of the worlds. Thank you so very much."
 * "Be sure to come see me when your games end. I will tip the scales in your favor!"

Shadoo

 * "I've waited for you, heroes..."
 * "Ah, you have done very well... Your bravery has not gone unnoticed."
 * "I am a servant of the Ancients, sent here to give power to the true heroes."
 * "You have passed the 100 trials behind you."
 * "But whether you are the true heroes of legend or not is yet to be seen..."
 * "I will give you a new challenge!"
 * "You can use this pipe to leave the dungeon."
 * "Then you can venture down through the 100 trials again to see me."
 * "If you do so, then I will recognize all of you as the true heroes."
 * "I truly look forward to it. See you again..."
 * "Heh... What's up, heroes? I should come clean... I don't really work for the Ancients!"
 * "Don't get me wrong, they did CREATE me...but I work for my own cursed powers!"
 * "Anyway, the name is Shadoo. I've been testing you to study you, and now..."
 * "Your clones are complete! Now's when I beat you and take your place as heroes!"
 * "Oh, heroes... Blessed souls... I must destroy you all with the power of shadow!"
 * "I was...so very...close to defeating the heroes..."
 * "With the...power of the Pixls... I almost...got revenge...on...the Ancients..."

Squirps

 * ''"You're the ones looking for the Pure Heart, squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought!"
 * ''"I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
 * ''"At this rate, Squirps is going to have an accident."
 * ''"Why are you staring like that? Are you falling for Squirps?!"
 * "Squirps must eat something yummy."

Thoreau

 * ''"Sweet freedom!"
 * ''"Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the legendary hero must have done it!"
 * ''"I expressed concern when the Ancients stuffed me in that chest 1,500 years ago..."
 * ''"But it seems my fears were quite unfounded. The hero has finally arrived"
 * ''"Why... YES! I am indeed a Pixl. My name is... Thoreau"
 * ''"You are a Pixl as well?"
 * ''"But you dont look familiar... Are you a newer model?"
 * ''"No matter! Details do bore me!"
 * ''"What is important is the fact that I have waited AGES to lend my skill to the hero."
 * ''"And, glorious day, here you are! Do take me with you... You simply must!"
 * ''"You will, than? Smashing!"
 * ''"With me at your side, one may grasp objects with great vigor!"
 * ''"Simply press to use my throwing ability!"
 * ''"What's this, you say?"
 * ''"You need not worry. The great being that watches us will know what it is."
 * ''"Just remember that I can grasp objects and enemies and hurl them with gusto."
 * ''"Grab something with  and press  again to throw it."
 * ''"Why not take a moment to get acquainted with my useful talent?"
 * ''"You will need to use my ability to get out of this room. Ready, steady, GO!"
 * ''"Glorious day!"
 * ''"Consider me fully at your disposal. Now, to adventure and beyond!"

Tippi

 * "Well, ever since you saved me from Fort Francis, I've been feeling really good... I feel like I could just hang around with Mario forever..."
 * "It's dangerous to head into space all willy-nilly, you know. Please, put the helmet on..."
 * "It's not like being in water, you know... Please, I must insist, put the helmet on..."
 * "So let me get this clear: you enjoy NOT breathing. Please. Put the helmet on..."
 * "I fail to see the wisdom... I beg of you, while your brain works, put the helmet on..."
 * "If you don't, do you have any idea what your fate will be? AWFUL. Do you want that?"
 * "Then put your helmet on!"
 * "My mind is fully boggled. You want to not breathe?"
 * "Truly. You're truly sure."
 * "Ugh. Who is stupider? You? Or me, for listening to you... No more... Good-bye."
 * "Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
 * "What a wretch."
 * "Where in the world are we? And what are you...things?"
 * "Ugh... Haven't you learned? No matter how often we fight, it will end the same..."
 * "How could you do something so...unspeakable?"
 * "This isn't up for discussion! You are wrong...and sick!"
 * "Dimentio... We don't have time to trade barbs with you... Move out of the way!"
 * "Mario, wait! Are you sure you can trust him? I don't know if I believe all of this..."
 * "He's lying...I can feel it! He's trying to trick us and use us for his own ends."
 * "Mario! Who do you trust, Dimentio or me? I won't warn you again. If you say 'yes' once more, I will not be able to save you. You'll be that psychopath's partner, for better or worse!"
 * "I really wish you hadn't done that... Good-bye."
 * "Why would you do this?! How...COULD you do this?!"
 * "If the worlds have no meaning, was our meeting meaningless as well? Answer me, Blumiere!"
 * "Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on! I will take these to Mario!"
 * "Nothing is decided entirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies."
 * "Goodbye now, Dimentio. We'll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure."

Tiptron

 * ''"He constructed me...constructed...me...NO! Nobody constructed me! I'm Tippi!”
 * "Shadoo... The hero's power... It wanted the power of the Pixls..."

Toad

 * ''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"
 * ''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"

Whibbi

 * "Thanks to thee, The Overthere is safe again. Thank thee so much!"
 * "Thou shouldst go see Grambi. I think he waiteth for thee."

Wracktail
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 * "WHO'S THAT?!"
 * "The Ancients locked me in this wretched place! I am the wrathful god, Wracktail!"
 * "Why did you wake me from my sweet peace of slumber?! I will punish you...with death!"
 * "Soon you will understand the wrath of the gods!"
 * "WRAAACK!"
 * "ARGH... I'M DONE!"
 * "But...you have not yet won! I am not the only monster created by the Ancients!"
 * "Greater terrors await you in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials!"
 * "WRRAAGH!"

Rewrite all Super Paper Mario Levels

 * Lineland Road
 * Mount Lineland
 * Yold Desert
 * Yold Ruins
 * Gloam Valley
 * Merlee's Mansion
 * Merlee's Basement
 * The Bitlands
 * Tile Pool
 * The Dotwood Tree
 * Fort Francis
 * Outer Space
 * Planet Blobule
 * Outer Limits
 * Whoa Zone
 * Downtown of Crag
 * Gap of Crag
 * Floro Caverns
 * Sammer's Kingdom
 * Sammer's Early Duels
 * World of Nothing
 * Sammer's Proving Grounds
 * Sammer's Endgame
 * The Underwhere
 * Underwhere Road
 * Overthere Stair
 * The Overthere
 * Castle Bleck Entry
 * Castle Bleck Foyer
 * Castle Bleck Interior
 * Castle Bleck Inner Sanctum