User talk:Z3r0 Tw0



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Hello people of this galaxy! Welcome to my new talk! Here are the rules: Well, come on now, do what you came here for, talk!
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 * You may ask me tips on any games I have beaten (on my userpage,) excluding NSMB. I may not know everything you need to know though...SMG is my best

Holy Croup! (That's What Doctors Say When a Patient Has...)
... "inflammation of the larynx and trachea in children, associated with infection and causing breathing difficulties."

It's true. Should that be added to my Random Funny Stuff things... have you read them all? If so, would you like me to add more stuff?

Ooooooooooookay then, this 'five hour meet' thing sounds suspicious... but all the more reason for me to be interested! Please tell me the story!

Well, if you've been called a nice kid in real life, then you're going better than me. I've never, ever been called nice in the non-virtual world, from what I can remember (although amnesia doesn't help...). Maybe I would be if I was capable of existing at school without being followed by a trail of verbal abuse and physical harassment, of which I am always the target. Because I have to absorb so much crap from all the w****rs at school, it hands about me and therefore makes me a less pleasant person. Why should I act all nice if I only get treated like s**t? That's one of my major issues. I told Stooben in much more detail. At least the teachers like you - all of mine think I'm a bit weird - but the whole school does >_>.

Now, that moment certainly was... exciting, yep. You should have heard how she said it. Hey - I learned a cultural fact from you - thanks! You seem to have weird subject names there. Oh, and now I know 'LA' doesn't stand for Los Angeles! Thanks for telling me that! Yeah, it's called English here. No, we don't call it Australian - although our language has quite a few different words to your American dialect. ("I was walking down the sidewalk on my way to the drugstore, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...") - that would sound so funny to us if an American came here and said that! Can you think of an ultra-Australian sentence!? I challenge you.

Ahh, I'd do anything to go back to that awesome topic in Health lessons. Wait - are you saying the "hands-on" lessons involved nudity? :O ZOMG! Last year I missed a hands-on lesson due to sickness, and I can just tell you it involved test tubes, bananas, and certain things being used on them. Is that what you had to do?

Wow - you really say such awesome things like that behind my back!? Awesome - I'm going to eavesdrop on you :P. Seriously, that's really cool.

I also have no YouTube account since I don't yet have the essential requirement - broadband >_>

OK, that story is very spooky - wowser! That's ROFLarious and insane... XD. Seriously, what do they teach you at schools these days... - it scares me.

I found the word 'pee-pee' in my Dictionary program on my japoota! Heh, the dictionary even has 'WTF', 'LOL', and more!

The original Yoshi's Island PWNs YIDS. The sequel just doesn't have the same awesome level design - and it feels less fun and too easy. The original was famous for its difficulty to obtain 100% in every level - that's an ULTIMATE challenge. Hey, have you ever won Endless World of Yoshis with 100%? It's the Secret level of World 6. I won it yesterday - with 100%! I challenge you to match my achievement... if you need help, just ask.

OK, here's a funny story:

In a Maths lesson this year (BTW, in Australia it's called maths - as though a plural... dunno why that's different 0_o), my teacher thought he could outsmart us with a really clever trick question. However, being in the smartest class (our Maths and English classes are sorted by level of intelligence... I'm in the smartest for both :O), we have many ultra-nerds who know everything. So yeah, his trick question got busted by our brainiest guy, and then the teacher said (brace yourself...), he said "OK then, do you wanna get hard!?" And the whole class went psycho with laughter. The funny thing is, me and Hess were blank for 2 seconds then we got what was funny and we ROFLed! (by then everyone was looking at us since we were so slow to react!)

Oh yeah, I also have a few stories of my humorous clumsiness - would you like to hear some? Here's a sample to let you decide:

Very recently I was walking to the dirty-clothes basket, holding my "dirty" clothes to put away. So I walked past the cat's food and water bowls (we have 2 cats, 3 wombats and a dog, BTW). And somehow I tripped on thin air and fell forwards into the wall, while dropping my clothes into the cat's food and water! Lucky no-one saw that - it was mbarrazin! And even funnier, my cat heard the crash (and the swearing, I guess) and came up to me, giving me a "WTF are you doing!?" expression!

Oh, and as for something cool - well, I've started a hobby of recolouring Pokemon sprites - but you don't play Pokemans, do you? So, would you like me to recolour some other sprites? Please choose which. (I could change Luigi to make him into you - if you gave design details)

Oh yeah - and I read the new section on your page and I was like "............................ :O .......... 0_o ......."

Mmm yep.

I'll gleefully await your reply!

Wii Friends
Please add me in your MKWii and Brawl Friend Rosters. Here are my codes:


 * Mario Kart Wii: 3394-4916-4548 - Mateus (Spain)
 * Brawl: 5112-5377-8625 - MATT

If you want to add my Wii Address, here it is: 3162-1613-6372-7492

I already added you, so just add me and we'll be able to play against each other.

Post a message in my Talk Page when you're done doing that, ok?

- oops... I had forgotten signing my message...


 * I wish I could read it, but it's blocked for some reason :( Ah well. Anyways, have a good Halloween? 12:56, 1 November 2008 (EDT)

I Know How You Feel...
Er, that header didn't sound creepy did it!? I hope not.

I know how frustrating it is when you can't get online for long periods of time - I always wish I knew what was happening on the Wiki. Hey - you have to keep it a sceret :O ? Wow, that must be hard. Why is that so?

Hi
Hi! I'm Mario304 and I'm a very active user on this wiki! I like Mario and you like Luigi so do you want to be friends?

Mario304.

I'm great! By the way, I agree with you that Luigi's Mansion won't restart after being beaten every time. How did you get the A-rank?

Mario304

Dude, Where's My Orb?
No seriously, where is it?

Well, that's a strange reason for your Wiki secrecy - I thought your parents would be more worried about stuff like privacy and "meeting weirdos on the internet who are not who they appear to be". Well, the weirdo part has already happened! :P

About naughty story 1:

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ROFL to the max!

Seriously, I think it became obvious I was not using the internet for schoolwork when I started losing it in front of the screen. I had to exit the browser very quickly!

Oh, and recently I've joined the forums here (I joined ages ago and forgot about it due to AMNESIA!) - and since you can give PRIVATE messages there, then maybe you could use that feature to write all the details with these dirty stoires...

What do you say?

Holy crop - it probably was Osama! Watch out! That was an insane story...

LOL, that was a pretty decent attempt at sounding Aussie, mate! Although we often call football 'footy' (and we call soccer, soccer...), and yeah.

My cat is so intelligent, it's almost scary. Seriously, it can open locked doors, open bags, get into cupboards, turn on the TV (it actually did that once, by stepping on the remote!), and more. Also, I have conversations with it where I go "MEOW!" and it responds with a jolly headbutt and a lovely lick.

"Just pointing that out" - heh, I think you mean "Just making sure you know so you can give me a present!" - well, I'll try. My birthday is not until January 21st, when I turn 16.

Mine was fine too, thanks. BTW, want to Brawl this weekend? 20:40, 11 November 2008 (EST)
 * Great :D I'd prefer to Brawl as late as possible though, so anytime around 7:00 pacific time or later is fine with me. I haven't played it in a long time, so you'll probably win most of 'em! 20:49, 11 November 2008 (EST)

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... ... ... ... 001! :D Thanks! Its gonna be a little odd, since its been awhile! :D Trust me: same'd. :P -- 20:48, 14 November 2008 (EST)

Yah. RITE! Hehehe, you guessed rite... and mebbe along with my name. :O -- 20:59, 14 November 2008 (EST)

Moo
Sorry, I've been busy lately as I have very important major exams coming up - I'll reply when possible.

Crap I missed it :( Sorry I was in the Bay Area with no Wi-Fi at the time. Kk, I KNOW I'll be online at 7, so if you can make it that would be great. I'll leave a message here then proving I'll make it.
 * Happy Thanksgiving!! :D ... oh, but sorry about your Wii :( I had to send mine in for repairs a while back too, because it made this REALLY loud whirring noise whenever a disc was in it, and I couldn't even play Brawl at all! I could play all of the other games though, which was wierd. Anyways, good luck fixing it. 11:58, 27 November 2008 (EST)

My Brain Hurts
I would like you to ask me any cultural questions about Australia that you may have. No matter how absurd, I'll answer them.

ROFL! Your dog sounds so dumb.

Now that's a crazy story... LOL.

Here's my story:

On a sunny day at school, my class was lined up in a long row, waiting a long time for something. We were all getting restless, so resorting to dad means of entertainment. One guy in front of me found amusement when he saw how our shadows (which were very clear in the sunlight) looked like they were touching each other when we weren't actually in contact. So he punched the air near the person in front of him, and LOLed as he saw his shadow appear to punch straight into the guy. He did this a bit faster and got carried away - eventually smashing the guy in front ogf him by accident. I ROFLed.

Should that be added to Random Funny Stuff?

This is my last issue, so listen up!

 * Thanks! :D I really appreciate it. =3 18:03, 2 December 2008 (EST)

Olá!