List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes

The following is a list of quotes in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door; the quotes are listed by character.

Admiral Bobbery

 * "You seek Admiral Bobbery? I haven't heard of the gent. Take your search elsewhere."
 * "Harumph! What poppycock! What would you want with me if I were this chap?"
 * ''"Oh, by Blabberton's beard! Not you again!"
 * "By Blubberly's blotches!"
 * "Great gobbledy! Your princess is no one to be trifled with!"
 * "What's this balderdash, now?"
 * "You're the Mayor, hmm? How could an official like you lie that way? Old boy, I KNOW I saw a cannon the last time I was here! So, do not lie to me, sir!"
 * "I know all that, you great blowhard. But we must use that cannon to get to the moon, old boy! Because if we don't, sir, then the world could end!"
 * ''"My dear, repellant woman, what do you mean by THAT?"
 * "Let's leave these cads, Mario..."
 * ''"So, this fellow is the leader of those X-Nauts?
 * "Do be careful, old boy! This fellow looks rather robust!"
 * ''"Mario, we mustn't serve evil! You MUST resist, old boy!!!"
 * "Serve a witch? My dear Scarlette would be rather angry with me, I should think."
 * "Well, old boy, it was most agreeable that I had the chance to meet you. If it hadn't been for you, then my dear Scarlette would still gaze down on a broken Bob-omb. Let's meet again, Mario! And this time, let it be on the high seas, old boy!"

Beldam

 * "The honorable Grodus has need of us? Then we arrive without delay!"
 * "Fear not, sire! For I, Beldam, will return with what you seek!"
 * "Let's go, my lovelies! Marilyn! Vivian! Come! We've got a job to do!"
 * "SILENCE, YOU DITZ!"
 * "Oh, what IS it, Mr. Mustache? I have no business with you, so scram! Right NOW!"
 * "Mmmmmmwee hee hee hee! I have no quarrel with you...but I simply can't allow you to hunt for the Crystal Stars."
 * "Those who seek names are often disappointed, but you insist, we'll tell you. We are..."
 * "Vivian! What are you babbling about?!? It's 'Shadow Sirens', you nincompoop!"
 * "It's just a figure of speech! I don't see three beauties! I see two, and there's you, and you're PLUG-UGLY!!!"
 * "Marilyn! Vivian! We would've won if you two lumps had pulled your weight! Both of you, prepare for a world-class punishment session when we get home!"
 * "We have prepared a weapon that will bring him to a quick and certain end!"
 * "...Or are you trying to imply that I lost it, you little lolly-gagging worm?"
 * "Mwee hee hee hee! I heard that, my uglies! So, the next Crystal Star is in Poshley Heights? That's a rather nice piece of information! Thanks ever so!"
 * "Normally, this is where I would deal with you and the homely traitor, Vivian, but something tells me that trying that alone might be unwise."
 * "The REAL Professor Frankly is sleeping off a nasty bump on the head in a closet, somewhere! Poor thing!"
 * "You and that traitor, Vivian have a date with ETERNITY!"
 * "Shut up, freak!"
 * "Alright, my kind-of-lovelies! Marilyn! Freak-Sheet! This time, we take out Mario and his goon-squad for good!"
 * "My queen! You have returned to us!"
 * "Yes, my queen. I searched for a pure maiden that you might inhabit. And as I did, I spread the rumor of a great treasure, so that the fools who collected the Crystal Stars can open the seal."
 * "I am not worthy, my queen..."
 * "NOOO! My queen! Let's get out of here, Marilyn!"

Bonetail

 * "Arooooooooooooo!"

Bowser

 * "Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"
 * "Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!"
 * "Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
 * "Crystal Stars? They sound like great world-conquering tools! I want 'em!"
 * "AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
 * "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say-so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"
 * ''"Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
 * "You're both too old."
 * "It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
 * "Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every big of info out of your big, ugly head!"
 * "I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!"
 * CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?"''
 * "Wh-What? That's...disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!"
 * "...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously."
 * "I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
 * "What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!"
 * "You have got to be kidding me You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?"
 * "ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
 * "Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
 * "Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"

Cortez

 * "I'll turn your mustache into a bone polisher, amigo!"
 * "...Oh, what? It is you again? Did you forget something?"
 * "What are you talking about, muchacho? I do not rent this ship for pleasure cruises!"
 * "I should turn you into a pinata and throw a party on the beach!"
 * "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH! You rattle my bones, Senor Peacock!"
 * "You fire cannons here...without my permission? You have nerve, mortal!"
 * "Hear my voice, spirits! Take their ship and show them the meaning of fear!"

Doopliss

 * "Hey! Hold on a minute there, Slick! You're disturbing my 'me' time. I'm busy thinking up new pranks, and stuff. It's not easy, either, so get lost!"
 * "But of course, you WON'T. No way you ninnies go away quietly. Am I right?"
 * "Alright, yes. I turned the villagers into pigs. Big deal."
 * "Well... They're always so depressing and boring an dim-witted all the time. So, instead of wallowing in gloom, I thought they might as well wallow in mud! How brilliant is THAT?"
 * "You gotta problem with it? I guess you do. Let's play, Slick!"
 * "Time to get down and dirty!"
 * "Well, my dear friends, if you thought changing villagers into pigs was impressive, then wait until you see THIS!"
 * "Yuk yuk yuk yuk! How about them apples? Now, you're fighting yourself! I'm a dang GENIUS!"
 * "Wait, what? You... You beat me?"
 * "So, you're name's Mario, is it? What a great name! And MAN can I jump, now! And you, you're so popular around here! But me, I get mobbed! I just LOVE being you! It's so good, I don't EVER wanna stop!"
 * "You got it now, Slick? Your body and name belong to me now!"
 * "Please, amuse me with one more guess! I just love to see people squirm in futility as they try to guess my name! Hit me one more time!"
 * "W-What did you say!?"
 * "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?"
 * "What's the matter? Fight with your girlfriend? Well, don't expect any sympathy from us, ghoulies!"
 * "See? Your friends ditch you, because you don't have the charisma of me, Super Mario!"
 * "I can't take this! Super Mario's hurting..."
 * "No... HOW?"
 * "Rats... YOU KILLJOYS!"
 * "It's me, suckers! Doopliss!"
 * "Beldam will FLIP if I let that happen!"
 * ''"Uhh, yeah. My name's Doopliss, but..."
 * "Yeah, that's right, Slick! An ETERNITY!"
 * "Oh, right... Sorry."
 * "I SAID MY NAME IS DOOPLISS!"
 * "AW, NOOOOOOO!"
 * "Hey! Wait for me!"

Gloomtail

 * "Who's there?!?"
 * "No one's disturbed me here in aeons!"
 * "Who dares defile this sacred place?!?"
 * "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? You destroyed my precious younger sister?!? I wondered why she hadn't written recently..."
 * "Quake in fear, mortals! For I am Gloomtail!"
 * "I will avenge my sister by taking your lives...and then gnawing on your bones!"
 * "GWAAAAH HA HA HA HA! My first fresh meat in ages... Allow me to take my time... And toy with you for awhile!"
 * "GWAAAAH HA HA HA HA! You are tough meat, my little tasty morsels! But how will you fare against THIS!!!"
 * "Gwuhhh... You are not the easy prey you appear to be... I would never be able to show my face again if I was bested by you whelps... So I will show you the true extent of my power!"
 * "No... No... Is it true? Can I...expire?"

Goombella

 * "Hey! What do you want?!? Get away from me, freak!!!"
 * "Never! I don't hav anything to say to you smelly creeps! Eww!"
 * "N-No! Stop right there, you weirdos! I'll scream! Really!"
 * "Whoa, whoa, WHOA, bucko! Whatcha got there?"
 * "Omigosh! Is... Isn't that a treasure map?! You HAVE to tell me where you got that!"
 * "Hey, what's your beef, pal? YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
 * "Mario! You gotta wake up! That guy just stole half of your coins!"
 * "That is so lame! Ugh! I HATE this town!"
 * "Oh, it's, like, SO sweet that you boys think I'm cute! Seriously! Yeah, guys like you make me feel like TOTALLY BARFING! Now get out of our way!"
 * "Hey, Mario. If you ever find yourself getting stuck and, like, wondering what to do, just use my Tattle ability, okay?"
 * "Are you like, the biggest floozy, or what?"
 * "I'm gonna Headbonk that burglar rat if she doesn't watch it!"
 * "Using a Crystal Star to look good? You're so totally vain! You're gonna pay for that!"
 * "Yeah, as if we aren't going to spank you for like, the tenth time!"
 * "Opening the door for you? What do you mean by THAT, you total hag?"
 * "Let's leave these doofuses, Mario..."
 * "So, this chump is the leader of those X-Nauts?"
 * "We aren't gonna let that happen!"
 * "Never, ever give up! That's the most important thing I've learned from you, Mario."
 * "We beat the Shadow Queen, but there's tons of Rogueport lore we still don't get. So, my research with the professor goes on and on."
 * "Guess what Koops wants to do, now? He wants to run for Mayor! Can you believe that? It might just be perfect for him, come to think of it. Still, I think Koopie Koo has her little finger wrapped around him."
 * "Flurrie's back on stage in a big way, and crowd is totally ecstatic!"
 * "I have to get this right, or he'll get, like, SO mad at me..."
 * "Vivian's gone back to live with her sisters. Family IS important, after all. Now that the Shadow Queen's gone, I don't think Beldam's into evil. She's also promised me that she would never be mean to Vivian ever again. I think the three Sirens are gonna live pretty peacefully from now on. You should totally come visit her sometime."
 * "Bobbery goes out to sea now everyday with Cortez. I think his soul has healed. I ran into him by accident on Keelhaul Key the other day, which was nice. He was so happy, I thought he was gonna explode on me for a second!"
 * "Guess whose favorite calculator is still computing? He says he really wants to see you and Peach again!"
 * "Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. During my travels, I heard a rumor that Grodus and Lord Crump are still alive. I guess that makes them pretty tenacious baddies, huh? But they've mellowed out a lot, just like Beldam has, and I don't expect anymore trouble. Plus, I hear that Grodus is just a head, so that really cuts down on any mischief making."
 * "There's something that kinda weighed on me that I never got to express to you. You see, I... Well, maybe that's best kept secret."
 * "WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER?!? TELL ME NOW! Hee hee hee... Just kidding. I've just always wanted to say that. You DID go on an adventure with her, right? Tell me about it sometime, okay?"

Grubba/Macho Grubba

 * ''"Who 'n tarnation 're you, son?!? Who let you in?!? This is Grubba's office!"
 * ''"When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a Pokey's patoot for fancy, big-city ways!"
 * ''"Bein' rich an' famous is diggety-dang DYNAMITE!"
 * ''"Wait a diddly-darn minute there!"
 * ''"Boy howdy, Gonzales! Fixin' for a fight, huh?"
 * ''"Well, dog my cats! It's the Great Gonzales!"
 * ''"I'll tell you what I saw, folks... A whuppin'!"
 * ''"I'd better keep this room locked tighter than a peanut-butter jar at a squirrel convention!"
 * ''"GREAT-GALLOPIN' GULPITS! How in tarnation did YOU get in here, son?"
 * ''"Well, slap me and call me Sassafras! Yer even starin' at my secret paper!"
 * ''"Whoa, nelly! This ain't good..."
 * ''"I gotta say... Ya'll a coupla slack-jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business..."
 * ''"Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! Yer darn tootin'! 'N you know why? 'Cause it makes my bod stay forever young, son!"
 * ''"MAAAACHO! I'm a powerhouse now, you pesterin', li'l pieces of prairie piffle! So long's I have this here machine, my bod'll be rough, tough, an' ultrabuff!”
 * ''"Oh yeah! Keep it spicy! You know I love a good tussle, Gonzales! Keep on scrappin', son! 'Course, it ain't gonna do you much good in the end..."
 * ''"Not too shabby, Gonzales! You got showmanship, 'n that's GOLD in this biz! But this here battle's just gettin' started! It's time I've showed ya some REAL moves! Back in the day, I had so many rump-kickin' moves, they had to make some illegal!"
 * ''"It ain't finished yet, Gonzales!!! Ain't over 'til it's over! That's way it is in combat sports, son! But lemme just tell YOU somethin'... Fortune's gonna smile on ME in the end, punk!"
 * ''"Nooo... How'd a perfect bod like mine lose to such a chub? Urrgh... Great Gonzales... Great fight there, son. Great fight..."

Hooktail

 * "Who dares approach me?!?"
 * "Are you friends of the strange-garbed one who came earlier?"
 * "I didn't expect anyone to come here to steal the treasure I protect. Such rashness."
 * "You don't appear tasty, but I guess you'll make a good snack, and bottoms of your feet smell like they would make good spices to go with some sauces!"
 * "What I'll do is saute you to crispy goodness, and gobble you down... HEADFIRST!"
 * "Snacktime, my little appetizers! But which one of you morsels should I taste first?"
 * "W-What is that sound? It sounds like an, errp...! Cricket! H-How did you know? S-Stop that! Just... hearing one chirp makes me feel woozy..."

Jerry

 * "Sorry I sound so down, but you would be too if you saw Luigi dressed as a bride."
 * "I have to protect the world from my fate. That's why I'm sticking close to this guy."

Koops

 * "OH, PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU TO FIGHT HOOKTAIL! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU!"
 * "The rumors about this place were all true... This place is TERRIFYING..."
 * "'To my son, Kolorado'?!? Not 'Koops'?!? Whoops... I guess this isn't my father after all."
 * "I wonder what her story is. I bet it's an exciting one, full of romance..."
 * "Let's leave these wimps, Mario..."
 * "Mario, thanks to you, I've gained courage and inner strength, and I've grown closer to my dad. I think I like myself more since I've known you. It's all so hard to put into words. Um..."

Lady Bow

 * "Mario, is it? Long time no see!"
 * "Feel free to be overwhelmed by my beauty."
 * "GWEAH HA HA!"

Lord Crump

 * ''"Oh, come off it, you airhead! I know it's tough for you, but don't play dumb with me!"
 * ''"I've seen you walking around town asking for information about the Crystal Stars. Well, now I'm doing the asking, so be a good girl and tell us what you know. Right. NOW!"
 * ''"I suppose it wouldn't be right if a sassy little lass like you met with an untimely demise..."
 * ''"Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! Boys, we're taking this firebrand back to our fortress!"
 * "I knew it was brilliant, but seeing you fall for it REALLY gives me a warm fuzzy!"
 * "Whoa, what's YOUR problem, Grandma? You got an ear hair tickling your brain, or what?"
 * "You hot-headed old coot! You'd dare defy me? I could shine my boots with you!"
 * "You crying, yet? Yeah? Sorry, but this baby isn't armed with tissues. Magnus Von Grapple has the effect on people... Total, weeping terror."
 * "MAGNUS VON PUNISH!"
 * "Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh! I've got some ammo to spare! How's THAT for boom-bassa-boom?!?"
 * "I'm gonna turn you guys into wee seeds... Wait, that's not right. I'll turn you into SEAWEED! Buh huh! Enjoy!"
 * I'm down, but no WAY I'm out!"
 * "MAN, THIS IS GETTING OLD! How could I lose...again?!? I HATE LOSING! Now I gotta think of another excuse for Grodus! Grrrrrrr! And with that...pow! I'm gone!"''
 * "I've been waiting for you! Oh, MAN, have I been waiting! And I HAAAAAAAATE waiting!"
 * Buh huh! I'll TELL you what it means! I used the Crystal Star to lure you here... So that I could take all of YOUR Crystal Stars! How brilliant is THAT, huh?"
 * "And wanna know the best part? Your little Peachy girl isn't even here anymore!"
 * "BUH! BUH! BUH! BUH! BUH! Like I'd tell you the plan! That's novice-villain style! No, I won't be doing anything like that. Sorry, really, guys..."
 * So... ready for showtime? You guys are gonna be the perfect workout for... Magnus Von Grapple 2.0!"
 * "I hope you're up to the challenge...because this thing is raw horsepower, kiddies!!!"
 * "Yeah, last version was buggy, so we made improvements... One...two...a DOZEN!!! Get ready for a whole new way to experience pain, you junior-varsity losers!"
 * "GRRRRROOOOOODDDDUUUUUSSS!!!"

Luigi

 * ''"I was one hot sacrifice, Bro."
 * ''"You go, Bro!"

Madame Flurrie

 * "...Perhaps if I grabbed you and gave you a little sugar?"
 * "Did you really think we'd let a wretch like you escape? I DO believe you will be handing over that Crystal Star and promptly exiting this tree!"
 * "Why, that was no fuss whatsoever!"
 * "Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"
 * "Aww, you wish to accompany us, you adorable little thing?"
 * "You, Mr. Proprietor! Would you allow us to free this poor soul?"
 * "Why, that voice belongs to Grubba!"
 * "You shut your trap, sir! You drained the life from those poor souls!"
 * "Using innocent fighters and a Crystal Star just to improve your looks? You're despicable."
 * "So, our mysterious X..."
 * "'Big deal'? You foul boor! What ever would possess you to do something so mean?"
 * "How could I mistake my dear Mario for another? Silly Flurrie!"
 * "Let's leave these louts, Mario..."
 * "So, this gentlemen is the leader of those X-Nauts?"
 * "So, that last Crystal Star we found on the Moon... NO! What have we done?"
 * "Mario, do be careful, dear! This fellow looks like he means business!"
 * "We shan't let that happen!"
 * "Mario, what shall we do, darling? We cannot bow down to her!"
 * "Who are we to betray all of the people who are depending on us?"
 * "Time to pay for all of your ills!"
 * "My dear, dear, Mario. I am ready to make my comeback in the theatre, now! I've found so many things on this journey that I could only express on stage. Please do come to see us once we've finished rehearsing. And bring Peach, too, dear!"

Marilyn

 * "Guh! Guhhhhh?"
 * "The Three..."''

Mario

 * "I can take you!"
 * "Yer darn bloopin'!"
 * "Keep your coins, fiend!"
 * "Keep it, you cad!"
 * "That's disgusting!"
 * "Guess again, nerd!"
 * "Forget you, pal!"
 * "Darn skippy!"
 * "Let there be hot dogs!"
 * "No. Jumping eggs bug me."
 * "Spare me the prologue, and just curse me, already."
 * "Call me Blanket P.I.!"
 * "Da. I mean, YES!"
 * "Nyet. I mean, NO!"
 * "Challenge this chump!"
 * "Refuse this witch!"

Ms. Mowz

 * "Who is this handsome piece of cheese?"
 * "Opening the door for you? What do you mean by THAT, you awful thing?"
 * ''"Let's leave these idiots, Mario...
 * "Why are we even talking about this? NEVER!"
 * "It is time for us to part, my little cheese hunk. But I will not say farewell, because you're welcome here anytime you please, sweetie! Until then... adieu."

Parakarry

 * "Mail call!"

Pennington

 * "Rudimentary, my dear Luigi!"
 * "We could have questioned him about all that Beldam business..."
 * "M-Mario?? G-Gonzales?? Not... L-Luigi??"

Princess Peach

 * ''" ' Comprehend ' Love? Love's not something you comprehend, TEC. You feel it."
 * ''"I can't believe I got kidnapped...again."
 * ''"You X-Jerks kidnapped me like common Koopas!"
 * "You inhuman beast! How could you?"

Rawk Hawk

 * "Har har har har har!"
 * "Feel the RAAAAAWWWK..."
 * "Rawk out, Great Gonzales!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Listen to me, Gonzales! Anybody who's beat me is not ALLOWED to lose!!!"

Sir Grodus

 * ''"Princess Peach. You will speak when spoken to."
 * ''"I don't care how you planned to end that sentence, fool. Go get them. Now."
 * ''"Don't forget your place, you impudent worm! Just concentrate on finding the legendary treasure! That is ALL I require of you."
 * "Beldam... Tell me, what good are you? You STILL haven't taken care of this Mario character?"
 * ''"I trust your words, though I rapidly lose my patience."
 * "Yes... I, Grodus, will build a new world! A perfect, ideal world... made by me, about me, and FOR me! GAAACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"
 * ''"You blew it again, Lord Crump. You sicken me."
 * "Stop talking, Lord Crump. You just stand by until my next order. And Lord Crump? Think of this as your last chance. Understand?"
 * "Then leave."
 * ''"What is the matter with you idiots? Falling for a fake Crystal Star? That's asinine!"
 * ''"In my most paranoid moments, I never thought my own computer would betray me."
 * "Gaaack ack ack ack ack! Only one thing to do with a malfunctioning computer! Cut the circuit and delete all the programs and data that caused that malfunction!"
 * "Gaaack ack ack ack! Too bad, Princess Peach. TEC is no longer with us."
 * ''"Princess Peach...just stop it. This is no time to be worrying about a computer. We have some very important things for you to do now... Yes, VERY important... Gaaack ack ack ack!"
 * ''"I've been looking forward to this, I must admit."
 * ''"I am the supreme leader of the secret society of X-Nauts! I am Grodus!"
 * ''"All I had to do was entrust the last Crystal Star to my least competent underling! I don't suppose Crump had any idea of my plan though. Gaack ack ack ack ack!"
 * ''"Once you fools are gone, no one will stand in my way! Grodus will rule the world!"
 * "I was hoping the Shadow Sirens would do a little more to slow your progress, but it would appear that they are so useless, that even a simple task was beyond them."
 * ''"Meet your ends, you meddlesome fools! You will know my power!"
 * ''"So, you have the mettle to push me this far... But no more!"
 * ''"Argh! You will not stop me! Take this!"
 * ''"Guh! Fools!"
 * ''"Uhh... No..."
 * ''"You are more than you seem... But this is not finished. I saw even this possibility."
 * ''"Move one step, and she will breathe no more!!!"
 * ''"Stop your blubbering! This is it! Meet your end!"
 * ''"WORM! You would dare defy me?!? Do you NOT care for the life of your pitiful princess?"
 * ''"Now, arise! Arrise! My Shadow Queen!"
 * ''"Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!"
 * ''"Huh? What do you mean?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you!"
 * ''"Enough of this prattle! Do as I say!!! NOW! Or I will send you back to the depths..."

Shadow Queen

 * ''"Who... has called me back?"
 * ''"You... Very well. Where is the vessel?"
 * ''"Ah, yes... A fine vessel she is. Now..."
 * ''"Muh huh huh huh! Witness my rebirth..."
 * ''"Who are you that would command me? What sort of being are you?"
 * ''"You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me."
 * "Ah, Beldam... What ages have passed? I'll take it that you're the one truly responsible for bringing me back, yes?"
 * "Muh huh huh... Very good. You have fulfilled your duties admirably."
 * "But who are these... beings who stand before me? They do not possess power, but they may be of some use. If you will become my faithful servants, then I will not harm you."
 * ''"Then, you wretched fools... will learn the error of your ways!"
 * "I will ask you one last time... Will you serve me? If so, then I will forgive you for this..."
 * ''"What are these vile voices?"
 * "You wretched little girl! You would disobey me?!?"
 * "Very cunning, princess! But you will not undo me! Know me as your queen!"
 * "How is it possible that you can injure me?!?"
 * "Enough! This ends now!"
 * "Foooooooools!"
 * "Muh huh huh... You don't know what you've done..."
 * Th-This cannot be! I can't be beaten by lesser beings such as these...! I've just... been reborn into this world! I cannot... I MUST not...! AAAAAIIIIYYYYEEE!!!"''

Thwomp

 * "No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You beat my cute little underlings! How COULD you? Jerk! Just take this and go! And if you ever wonder, know that I HAAAAAAAAATE YOU!"

Toadsworth

 * ''"Just drop on INN! Ho ho!"

Vivian

 * "...Shadow Beauties!"
 * "Hmm hmm hmm! We heard you, little birdie! Doopliss! So, THAT'S his name!"
 * "I'm sorry, Sis, but this Mario is the only one who's ever been kind to me..."
 * "Mario! I'm fighting by your side from now on! I've made my choice... and I'm not turning back!"
 * You're the one who's going to suffer, Crump! No matter how many times we do this!"
 * "I'm with Mario all the way! Today, Sis, I'M going to punish YOU! You hear me?!?"
 * "I'm sorry, Sis..."
 * "G-Grodus..."
 * "We aren't going to let that happen!"
 * "Can you hear them, Mario? So many voices..."
 * "I... I feel completely revitalized!"
 * "Time to suffer, Queen!"
 * "Mario, I think I've grown to lo-, I mean, nevermind. I sure do think you and Peach make a nice couple. I... I'll never forget my time traveling with you. So... don't forget about me, either."

X-Naut

 * "You rang, dude? I mean, sir? You rang, Sir Grodus, dude? Grodus? Sir Grodus, sir?"

Yoshi

 * "Shut up! You make me sick!"
 * "Let's rock, Gonzales! I'm ready to chew this dude up and spit him out!"
 * "It's stupid cold!"
 * "Mario, check that out!"
 * "Opening the door for you? What's THAT supposed to mean, you purple witch?"
 * "Let's leave these wusses, Gonzales..."
 * "So, this loser is the leader of those X-Nauts?"
 * "So, that last Crystal Star we got on the Moon... NO! We're IDIOTS!"
 * "Not gonna happen, pal!"
 * "Gonzales serves nobody! Right?"
 * "Gonzales, we're not REAL champs, unless we beat this evil lady!"
 * "Can you hear them, Gonzales? So many voices..."
 * "Gonzales, LOOK!!!"
 * "Whoa, what IS this? I feel insanely pumped up and full of energy all of a sudden!"
 * "Time for payback!"
 * Gonzales... No, wait. I've gotta stop doing that. It's MARIO, right? Well, you'll always be Gonzales to me, man! Because I was born in the Glitz Pit, and the Great Gonzales is, and always will be, the champ. So, let's meet again, Gonzales! I mean it, man!"