Microphone

Microbuffer is a character from Donkey Kong 64. He is a microphone with blue eyes, a mustache, and a tuxedo, who introduces K. Rool and the Kongs in the final boss fight. He gives very dramatic descriptions for each Kong and moves around by hopping. The Microbuffer seems to be a functioning microphone all on his own. He is a spoof of the real-world boxing announcer Micheal Buffer.

Introductions

 * Donkey Kong - "Weighing in at a solid 800 lbs, I give you the prime primate..."
 * Diddy Kong - "And now making his way into the ring, it's the champ of chimps..."
 * Lanky Kong - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
 * Tiny Kong - "Hailing all the way from DK Isles, it's the girl with the whirl..."
 * Chunky Kong - "Tipping the scales at a mighty 2000 lbs, he's the hard hitting..."