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The most ridiculous games you will never find.

A Mario Halloween
It's Halloween. Mario and friends are thinking it's going to it's a scary night.Until the mummy of Toadsworth's brother returns to haunt the Living.

(Notice how it says it's going to be a scary night until the mummy appears).

Donkey Kong GBA
Donkey Kong Game boy Advance is only for the GBA and the NES. There are 3 level's in the GBA version.[...]

Donkey Kong Country (television series)
Four episodes were released in North America on a single VHS cassette titled, Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut and was marketed as a feature length film. But these episodes were recorded in poor chronological order, when a flash back shown in the third episode actually happened in the fourth episode of the tape. The American version of the tape was disturbed by Paramount Pictures, Nintendo, and Nelvana.

(That Disturbed text isn't that disturbing.)--

Donkey Kong Land
"Although this is true that the two games play the same using the same engine - it is false because not only is the storyline different, but Donkey Kong Land has different levels, enemies, and bosses from the ones featured in Donkey Kong Country."

(I love contradictions, especially ones in a featured article.) - 

Frozen Assets
"The winning player attempts to do a winning pose as the player wins."

(Why would you do a winning pose when you are winning and when you win?) - 19:55, 21 April 2011 (EDT)

Grabby Gridiron
At the end of the mini-game, the winning team wins while the other team is sad that they lost the game.[...]

(I didn't know that you win when you win! To keep on that point, teams are sad when they lose?!?!?!?!) -Ralphfan

The Impossible? maze
[...]The Impossible? Maze is the 4th extra level of Super Mario Advance 3:Yoshi's island. It,obviously,seems impossible-however it IS possible, no doubt.[...]

("Uh, yeah..." - User:Time Q)

("Wow, it is possible to beat it? I hate false advertisement." )

Krazy Kremland
[...]Along with being rundown another negative feature about this B-class amusement park (bemusement park?) is that it is built on a swamp filled with critters and bramble vines[...]

Luigi and the Spaghetti
Around 1992 a spanish software house ,toposoft made a DOS game called Luigi and Spaghetti in EU(europen union)The main plot has to do with spaice aliens taking over the world and military forces are no match.It is up to luigi to stop the aliens with the help of a worm named Spaghetti.Gameplay consists of jumping on alien eggs and smashing them  and released imprisoned heroes.The game does not take place in mushroom kingdom but in real locations like egypt and italy.There are enemies such as mummies and characters like dracula and frankenstien.You can get hurt by enemies and the only way to avoid being killed by them is transforming into superman by finding an s icon.Some may think this game may not feature nintendo's luigi since this luigi isnt in mushroom kingdom and other mario characters are not included.It also features a strange plot that normally isnt in mario games.However,the luigi character seems to be an alternate reality version of nintendo's luigi.It has most characteristic's of nintendo's luigi with minor changes.For example,he wears blue and white overalls instead of blue and green.he also dosent have an L on his cap.However,the cap is still green.He also has a mustache and sideburns.Becuase of this, many believe this is the luigi from the mario games and not a different character altogether.

(I recommend you the sequel, Mario and the Lasagna. But it is not Nintendo's Mario. It just looks like him.)

trivia

 * Due to the fact that the Shroob invasion is not remembered by any characters, even Toadsworth, the invasion may not have actually been intended to happen in the past. Since E. Gadd's memory was actually rearranged by the events taking place in the past, the Shroobs may have actually been attacking the present, but been sent to the past by the time holes made by E. Gadd's time machine.

(My head hurts)

Mario Golf:Toadstool Tour
[...]The Bob-omb explodes on Wario and Waluigi and creates an explosion.[...]

Mario Kart Wii
[How to unlock Adolf Hitler] [In order to unlock Adolf Hitler, you must first unlock every playable character, then beat 500 WFC Ghost races, beat 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and mirror and get a three-star ranking on all of them.

("Well, do we get Stalin too?" - )

"Himmler would be great if you said how."

Worlds
World 4: Tropical rain forest with intoxicated waters.

Enemies
("Emo." )

Smash Planet
Smash Planet was a game originally going to be a game for the Nintendo Gamecube. It was announced at E3 2004 and an in issue of Nintendo Power in August 2005. Fans were waiting for the game but it never came. For unknown reasons it was announced cancelled. It's possibe that its elements went in for Super Smash Bros. Brawl because Wario and Ike were originally going to appear in Smash Planet and they're playabe characters in Brawl.

Sports games
A sports game is a game genre that is based on a Sport. Mario has appeared in a handful of Sports games. Some popular ones include the Mario Baseball series, the Mario Tennis series, and the Mario Golf series.

Super Mario 64
In Super Mario 64 DS, the star is the same as if it was gotten in the original version of the game that can be gotten in the original way.

''I had to replace this for almost every Super Mario 64 mission... It's no much funny as it is painful.'' -- Walkazo


 * the name is a clear reference to Superman 64

Especially because Super Mario 64 appeared in 1996 and Superman 64 in 1999

Super Mario 64 (DS) quotes

 * Ironicly, King Boo did see them again, during the events of Luigi's Mansion

(And that's in the quote section because...?)

1 Player Luigi Game
1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi.

Super Mario Galaxy
[...]The player can shake the Wii Remote and make Mario perform a Star Spin. This can also be done by shaking the Nunchuck as it also has a motion sensor otherwise games like Wii sports boxing cannot be played.[...]

References to Other Games
*Super Mario Bros. 3''- Several pieces of music from this game are remixed here. Airships also return. Plus, Mario having three vitality points in the game may be a reference in which it would take three hits for Mario to lose a life if he has a power-up such as the Raccoon Leaf or the Fire Flower in SMB3.

(Yes, and Mario begin able to turn while jumping in Super Mario World is totally a reference to Return of Mario Bros..)

Super Mario Galaxy 2
is coming out in october 1

(Note that this article was made before there was much info on the game (and possibly even before it was announced).)

Gameplay
You drive on a go-kart trhough a track, whether it be one of the 3 Ghost Valleys, a Mario Circuit or an area of Bowser's Castle, it's THAT simple...

(Yeah, it's that simple. Except for the items, and the bottomless pits, and the water, and the pipes sticking up everywhere, and the enemy players cheating by throwing items you can't use, and... N. Onymous 22:17, 5 September 2009 (EDT))

Super Mario RPG DS
Super Mario RPG DS was the planned remake of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars for the Nintendo DS. It was going to be released in the summer of 2008. Trailers of the game were released at E3 2007, but, due to legal resaons with Nintendo's co-partner, Square, the game could not be released. It seems the game was going to be an exact remake of the orignial even with the same graphics.

Super Smash Bros. DS
Super Smash Bros. DS is an idea Masahiro Sakurai came up with in an interview about Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but is not an actual upcoming Smash Bros. game for the Nintendo DS, but it may become one. The Interview was with a magazine called Edge.

"Oh great, an article about an idea."

- User:Cobold

Wario Land: Shake It!
[...] "So Wario is then shooten. When touching another Blast-O-Cannon when shooten will Wario enter in it, and the player can use the same controls as therefor." [...]

(He was shooten. Shooten. SHOOTEN!!?? )

(The English language is embarrassing. )

WarioWare: Punch Your Face
With a bunch of games that require you to punch. Make sure not to punch too hard, or serious side effects could occur.