User talk:Dry dry king

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First Talk
Just wanted to start the conversation.

Re:Friends
Do you like Wario?

22:42, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Reply
Well...

On Mario Kart Wii, I like the colors of his Shooting Star.

RE: Friends
Sure, here:

New Flash: Wario Strikes Again!
He was last seen heading towards the bank of Mushroom Kingdom, paired up with Waluigi to steal some money! Waluigi's thinness enabled him to slip through the door and into the safe, so he can grab money! But before Waluigi emerged out, he kept some money for himself. Why? Wario is a greedy piece of fat. Exposing Wario to money would surely make Waluigi lose his share of the job. So Waluigi handed the money to Wario and Wario headed off to a city park. While there, he scared all the little kids away and he broke 7 swings.

Waluigi, on the other hand, knew exactly what he was going to do with the money. He went straight to a store. Not just any store. A store where girls love to roam about. A store filled with pink, Barbie, and some beauty supplies. Waluigi entered the store and he spent all of his money on lipstick, Barbie dolls, dresses, and other girl-related stuff. Waluigi, simply content with his new merchandise, set off home to his pink house. He planned to use lipstick, drink pink lemonade, and wear his brand new dress.

We do not know what happened to Wario after the park incident. Perhaps, he fell prey to a hungry Chain Chomp, though no Chain Chomp would eat him. Maybe, some of the staff at the Slew Crew (the crew writing this report to you) happened to catch him, asked questions and invited him to tea! Who knows? But we'll update you the next time we get some important announcements.

-The Slew Crew (Mario, Toad, Toadette, Baby Luigi, Baby Mario, Fawful, Dry Bones, Raphael Raven)

Eck

Why not? Wynaut? We can be friends.

Do you want to be friends?