User:Stumpers

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"Real men aren't afraid to act effeminate."

—Stumpers, Views on Life

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Welcome to my page! It’s nice to know that someone is interested in me… unless you’re a stalker. Maybe you’ve come to get a taste of my services? I will list them out for you. If you want to use one of them, please post on my talk page. For those haters who don’t believe in my skills, please check out any of my featured articles. I’ve put a lot into changing them…

00:54, 6 June 2007 (EDT)
Please excuse my lack of updates! No one seems to be on the Wiki lately anyway, and I was busy. So be quiet. It's not like anyone actually reads these. Anyway, I'm working on a "Stumpification" (total rewrite) of the Tetris DS article. It's going pretty good, but I have to hurry before the game becomes just another part of that silly Game Sightings article. I mean, come ON! We're a specialty Wiki! We don't go combining articles like a full blown Wikipedia! Gah! Oh, yeah. And it should be "Cameos in Other Games", thank you very much. Grrrr... I'm in fight mode. Hiya!

16:27, 4 June 2007 (EDT)
I created the Super Mario Bros. Stamps article. Take a look. I think you'll like what you see.

19:11, 3 June 2007 (EDT)
Recently created a signature. Let's see how it looks, shall we? 19:11, 3 June 2007 (EDT)

Gentlemen (and all one of the ladies out there), that took way too much time.

Stumpification
This is one of my favorite things to do. I take an article, gut out its information and completely rewrite if from ground up… in one to three edits. If you feel there is an article in dire need of this, such as one that has the “rewrite and expand” banner at the top, please let me know on my talk page and we can see if I like it.

Peer Edit
Much different from the Peer Reviews here on the Super Mario Wiki, my peer edit system is my assessment of an article and rewriting where needed. It’s pretty in-depth. The difference between Stumpification is that I keep the overall structure of the article unless I feel it really needs to be changed. I will send you back any recommendations I have for added information. If there is a peer review page, I will also do one of those if all of the problems I have with the article aren’t already solved.

Random Services
Feel free to make any strange Wiki-related request you have on my talk page. I may be able to help. Also, if you have a need of a writer or editor off site for one specific task, let me know. No guarantees, though.

Stumpers’ Featured Articles
These are articles for you to look at if you want to see an example of my writing. Most of what you see on them is from me, with the exception of the post-release edits to Mario Strikers Charged.
 * 1) Mario Strikers Charged
 * 2) Mushroom Kingdom
 * 3) Super Mario Bros. Stamps
 * 4) MC Ballyhoo
 * 5) Ninja (Final Fantasy)
 * 6) Vim Factory
 * 7) Super Mini Mushroom
 * 8) WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$
 * 9) Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
 * 10) Toy Dream
 * 11) Rainbow Dream
 * 12) Undersea Dream

Do You Know Me on the Internet?
Here are a few of my aliases. If you know me, drop me a line!
 * Albatross 18: Stumpers
 * Newgrounds: Stumpers
 * Nintendo Forums: Stumper
 * Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection
 * Animal Crossing: Wild World: Matt
 * Mario Kart DS: Whettam
 * Panya Japan: spazafrazz
 * Wikipedia: Stumpers