Ashley's Theme

Ashley's Song is Ashley's theme song that debuted in WarioWare: Touched!. The lyrics of this song are as shown below.

English Theme Song
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am- CHORUS: Ashley! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions. ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek. CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor. ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the great— CHORUS: Ashley! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair. ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that? ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
 * Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
 * Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
 * Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework. ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest- CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you. ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon. ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:
 * I don't have as many friends as you.
 * But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
 * And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am- CHORUS: Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the street ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Super Smash Bros. Brawl included the Japanese version of the WarioWare: Touched! "Ashley's Theme" and a new English version. This version is performed in the same upbeat style as the Japanese song, but there are only a couple lyrical differences between it and the original English song.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause It's-
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions. ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek. CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor. ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair. ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that? ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
 * Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
 * Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
 * Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework. ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you. ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon. ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and yes, it's true, well:
 * I don't have as many friends as you.
 * But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
 * And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause It's—
 * ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on the street: ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
 * I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
 * I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!

Controversy
There were some issues over Ashley's English theme. If the record is spun fast enough in the Turntable souvenir during the first solo, it would come out with the words "I have granted kids to Hell!" However, Nintendo and Nintendo Power both stated that it was an accident and the words come out like that due to it meshing pieces of the song together. The real words are as the following:

Eye of newt I cast a hex on you! Grandma's wig, this will make you big! Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit! Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.

These words form a sentence like "Eye of grand this kitt soo pan", which is misheard as "I have granted kids to hell."

Trivia

 * If the lines in the Japanese version of Ashley's spells are read backwards, it says "umeido in uario ij unanuba wan", or "Made in Wario Is Number One" ("Made in Wario" is the Japanese title of "WarioWare" games):