User:Bowser's luma

 Status: Running off the rails on the crazy train.





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About Me
I'm Bowser's Luma! My favorite games are Mario Kart Wii, New Super Mario Bros., and New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'm into the new Mario games and I don't know much about old ones. I'm sure I can help the wiki with new game articles.

I am apparently "not with it" because I still play Mario and Pokémon and not Halo or COD. I am proud to say that RPG still stands for "role-playing game," not "rocket-propelled grenade."

Status
I was on fairly often, but now I am going to come on a little less now that I am back. I gave up the wiki for Lent like the good little user I am (hahaha) but I am back in full force now. I am going to focus more on the editing aspect of the wiki, not just my userpage like before. With school starting, I have less time to go on the wiki. I will try and be on at least once a week to check messages. I would love to help you, but if you need urgent help, I'm not the most active person to go to.

Games I Own
Here's a list of the Nintendo games I own, and the Mario games I have played but don't own.

Mario Series

 * Mario Kart Wii
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * Mario Super Sluggers
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (Virtual Console)
 * Mario Kart 64 (Virtual Console)
 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

Played But Don't Own

 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Mario Party 2
 * Mario Party 8
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Mario Strikers Charged

Non-Mario Nintendo Games I Own

 * The Legendary Starfy
 * Pokemon Platinum
 * Pokemon Diamond
 * Pokemon Sapphire
 * Kirby's Adventure (Virtual Console)

Userboxes
I made a few of the userboxes at the top of my tower. You can copy them for yourself using View Source at the top of the page. If you do, please leave a comment on my chat page if I haven't talked to you before. Also, don't copy my friend userbox. I will give it to you if Bowser thinks you are worthy. :) This is my userbox:

My Friends
These are my friends. If you want to be my friend, talk to me on my page! This is mostly here so I can get to their pages easier, but feel free to check it out!

As you may be able to see, if you are based off of Dry Bones you pretty much are automatically my friend. :)

Find Me
Well, you're here already, but if you want to find me elsewhere (and aren't stalking me) here's where I can be found:
 * Pokémon Indigo (as NASCAR075950 or PokemonYoshi)
 * I Can Has Cheezburger (as PokemonYoshi)
 * Playlist.com (as Bowser's luma)
 * Psypokes Forums (as Bowser's luma)

This Is Not Me, But
These are some people I know in real life. Check them out. In a not creepy way.
 * DeviantArt's Girawolf, my best frenemy
 * The proprietors of Dot Com

Sig
Here is my the ever-changing line of craziness I call my signature:

And here is a link to it so I can find it!

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Knockoff Sigs
Here is the section of my page where I take people's sigs, and copy them to make them mine! Don't worry, I will never actually use them outside of here. Remember, I only copy sigs that I like. If you see yours copied, and want it removed, just tell me. Alright, here we go:

First to be snagged, Edo! I've always liked his sig!

Bowser's luma ( talk )

The one, the only, Reversinator was snagged second!

  The one,   the only,  Bowser's luma!  

Third to be snagged was 'Shroom Director Stooby!

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Fourth, by request, Dry dry bones, my best wiki friend!

 *Crack* ' Bowser's   luma ' *Crack* 

Fifth, Yoshitron!

 Bowser's Luma 

Sixth, another request, Cosmic Red Toad, the adaptly named brother of Cosmic Blue Toad!



It Is Me Who Is Knocked Off
Dry dry bones made this. The snagger got snagged.

 Dry dry bones 

Mario Super Sluggers
I am serious about my Sluggers, and like to dominate my opponents. So, I made an A-team and a B-team of the best combos I could find myself. Here they are.

A-team
Team Captain: Yoshi

Fielding

 * Pitcher: Toadette (also good at second base)
 * Catcher: Green Paratroopa (also good at first base)
 * First Base: Blue Pianta (also good at pitcher)
 * Second Base: Yoshi (also good at center field)
 * Third Base: Kritter (also good at pitcher)
 * Shortstop: Monty Mole (also good at left field)
 * Left Field: Fire Bro. (also good at third base)
 * Center Field: Bowser Jr. (also good at third base)
 * Right Field: Black-shirted Mii for chemistry with Bowser Jr. (also good at catcher)

Batting

 * 1) Toadette (quick runner)
 * 2) Blue Pianta (power hitter)
 * 3) Kritter (power hitter)
 * 4) Fire Bro. (power hitter)
 * 5) Monty Mole (quick runner)
 * 6) Yoshi (by this time he will probably have enough for a Star Swing, quick runner also)
 * 7) Bowser Jr. (see above, except running)
 * 8) Black-shirted Mii (chemistry with Bowser Jr.)
 * 9) Green Paratroopa (hits in clutch situations)

B-team
Team Captain: Diddy Kong

Fielding

 * Pitcher: Blue Shy Guy (also good at shortstop)
 * Catcher: Dark Bones (also good at right field)
 * First Base: Baby Luigi (also good at third base)
 * Second Base: Light Blue Yoshi (also good at pitcher)
 * Third Base: Hammer Bro. (also good at pitcher)
 * Shortstop: Diddy Kong (also good at catcher)
 * Left Field: Funky Kong (also good at shortstop)
 * Center Field: Petey Piranha (also good at second base)
 * Right Field: King Boo (also good at shortstop)

Batting

 * 1) Dark Bones (power hitter)
 * 2) Hammer Bro. (power hitter)
 * 3) Funky Kong (power hitter)
 * 4) Petey Piranha (power hitter)
 * 5) King Boo (power hitter)
 * 6) Blue Shy Guy (surprisingly good hitter)
 * 7) Diddy Kong (by this time he will probably have enough for a Star Swing)
 * 8) Light Blue Yoshi (fast runner)
 * 9) Baby Luigi (chemistry with LBY)

Prospects
If I play against someone else and they take a player I'm gonna use for their team, here are some backup prospects I might use:
 * Blooper (good at pitcher, right field, and first base)
 * Pink Yoshi (good at second/first base or center field)
 * Waluigi (good at shortstop, left field, or catcher; backup captain)

Videos
Here are some videos worthy of the high honor of being on my userpage ;)

Giga Pudding
This is the best Japanese pudding commercial known to man:

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King Boo Sings!
And this is King Boo defining why Boos are awesome:

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Panda Sneeze Extreme
This just proves that sneezes speak louder than words.

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How to Break a Monster Truck
I like monster trucks (who doesn't - they are big and crush stuff), but this video of the truck Bad News Travels Fast is insane. Mario should drive a monster truck one of these days.

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Mario Plumber Song
I had never seen this until Dry Dry Bones posted it on his page. Another worthy video!

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My Second Verse
Here's one Luma's attempt at songwriting: the second verse to the Mario Plumber Song. Please tell me what you think. Even if you think it is Pianta poo.

Some Koopa once said

Bowser Jr.'d make me dead

'Cause I don't have a flower or mushroom

I was feeling down and out

Until Toadsworth came to town

With a big shiny key in his right hand

He said, "Hey there man, look in my hand,

This key will take you to a new land

You don't have to fight Bowser Jr.

Skip this world and save Peach sooner

Take up a stand and follow me

Bowser Jr. will fall in defeat

Take a Mushroom and fight

We can fight Bowser all night

Hey now, you're a plumber, get your plunger, go plunge!

Hey now, you're a rocker, get your guitar, go plunge!

Bowser's stinky and old

Only super stars get the gold

Pixel Shrooms
Mushroom heavy metal. View it, love it, fear it. PnsfRWaDL-E