List of Paper Mario: Color Splash quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Color Splash, listed by character, in alphabetical order.

Bowser

 * "BWAHAHA! Feast your eyes!"
 * "I have harnessed the power of the black paint! Nothing can stop me now! Soon I will share the dark gift of black paint with the entire world! GWAHAHA! Later, chumps!"
 * "Well, well, well. Mario! I must admit–I didn't think you'd make it this far."
 * "Your beloved Princess Peach is here too! I knew she wouldn't want to miss this. Of course, I couldn't have her sending out those pesky little letters behind my back... You know what she said when I caught her spying on me? "I've been framed!" BAHAHAHA!"
 * "BWAHAHA! Put a lid on it, Rusty! I'll show you the true meaning of PAINT!"
 * "Huh? Mario?! What are you doing in my castle, chump?! Is...is Princess Peach with you?"
 * "GRAAAAAAAAARH! IGNORE THE WORDS I JUST SAID! SUFFER THE TRUE POWER OF BLACK PAINT!"
 * "Running won't get you anywhere! This doesn't end until one of us drops. Most likely you!"
 * "YOU DARE STEAL THE BLACK PAINT?! LET'S SEE YOU BLOCK...THIS!"
 * "ARGH! THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO FACE...MY LAST BREATH!"
 * "OK, NOW THIS IS *REALLY* MY LAST BREATH. THE OTHER ONE WAS A WARM-UP!"
 * "Wha...? What's going on? MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a kart race scheduled for today? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRAIN, CHUMPS?! And why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?!"

Buzzy Beetle

 * "Buzzy Beetle Blocker... engage!"
 * "Bah!"
 * "Can't flip me!"
 * "Buzzy Beetle beatdown!"
 * "Clickity-clack!"

Kamek

 * ''"Kickety kaw, kickety koo! Make Mario the size of a shrew!"
 * "Eheeheehee! It's itsy-bitsy wittle Mawio! Let's see you stomp some Goombas now, you greedy little coin snatcher! True power needs not material wealth!"
 * "Lippety lap, lappet licks! Trim your hand right down to six!"
 * "Paralyzed by choice, are we? Allow me to help. Eheeheehee! And you're never getting your other cards back! ...Well, unless you win the fight."
 * "Tickety tatch, tickety twos! All of your cards are crummy shoes!"
 * "Koopatee kaw, koopatee konn! Where's your hand? Opps—it's gone!"
 * "Oh, you didn't want those cards, did you? You can always pay for a Battle Spin! Cross your fingers for a good card. Eheeheehee!"
 * "Huh? NO! But how...?! I was so busy tormenting Mario that I failed to realize my color has drained completely! Which means... The words I'm now speaking are my last! Quick, Kamek, say something profound! Uh... Did I lock my front door this morning? GAH! NO! Curse you, Mario! With my last ounce of power, I'll trap you in this forest...forever! I'm going to make you so big, you'll never fit in a pipe again, plumber boy! Eheeheehee!"
 * "Oh... I guess I only had enough power left to turn you back to normal size. Shoot..."

Laundry Guy

 * "Today is a perfect day for doing laundry. I chucked in all the dirty stuff that's been piling up lately."
 * "How dare you wring that out! It was right in the middle of the spin cycle!"
 * "Now what am I gonna wear?"

Morton Koopa Jr.

 * "MORTON! WHY MORTON HERE?"
 * "OH YEAH! DA BIGGUN! BIG OL' PAIN STAR! NEED FIND BIG PAIN STAR!"
 * "FIND RIGHT NOW, AND FASTLY!"
 * "HELLO!"
 * "BIG LARGE PAIN STAR!"
 * ''"ME MORTON!"'
 * "NO PAIN STAR FOR DA MARIO!"
 * "MORTON FIND PAIN STAR!"
 * "BAD MARIO FIND PAIN STAR! BUT MORTON FIND IT MORE! MORE MORTON'S! MORE TONS! MORTON CRUSH MARIO!"
 * "MORTON STRONG! MORTON MORE TONS!"
 * "BRING ME PEDAL STOOL!"
 * "MORTON ON PEDAL STOOL! LOOK NOW! MORTON SAFE HERE!"
 * "HIGH PLACE BROKE... LOW PLACE SCARY."
 * "MORTON IS FIRED!"
 * "HOT MALLET!"
 * "FIRE... BROKEN? MALLET GONE... JUST STICK..."
 * "EAT STICK!!"
 * "MORTON... MORTON LOSE. BAD MARIO GET PAIN STAR... MASTER ORDER MORTON... SAY GO GET PAIN STAR... MORTON? MORE LIKE... LESTON."

Ninji

 * "Ninji shield!"
 * "See ya!"
 * "I am the darkness!"
 * "Ninja double!"

Petea Piranha

 * "GLARBOK!"
 * "GLARBOK! (Knock it off!)"
 * "GLORGOK GLEP GLEP GLOP! (Can't you see I'm poisoning here?)"
 * "GLAK GLAW! (Sweet freedom!)"
 * "GLOMBO GLEEP GLA– (You shall rue the da–!)"
 * "GLORP GLAP? GORGLE ORGLE GLEP! (What am I thinking? These guys can't understand me anyway!)
 * "GLAKLAKLAKLAKLAK! (Mwahahahaha!)"
 * ''"GUUGUU GAAGAA?!'"'
 * "GOOGOO!"
 * "Gagaaaaa..."
 * "GAGGA GAGGA!"

Pry Guy

 * ""Journal of Justice""
 * ""From the shadows of...darkness, a hero arises to protect those who cannot protect themselves.""
 * ""This hero harnesses the power of justice to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked.""
 * ""Plus he looks really, REALLY cool, and everybody wants to be best friends with him.""
 * ""When bad guys appear... he fights without fear!""
 * "Here comes a bad guy now! Let's see how you like this..."
 * "HARDCOVER JUSTICE MISSILE!"

Shady Sledge Bro

 * "HOLD IT!"
 * "Leave this to me, fellas."
 * "You got a lotta guts coming here by yerself, Mario."
 * "I like yer style."
 * "You and me! Mano and mano!"
 * "I got this! Y'all hang back!"
 * "So this is how it ends..."
 * "If only... I coulda sat on "it"... just once."
 * "Urghhhh..."
 * "No mercy!"
 * "Hold it!"
 * "I lost my scarf, my gloves, AND my socks! If it weren't for these shades, I'd be naked!"

Shunned Guy

 * "My favorite color is slurple!"
 * ''"Paint and suffering...'"'
 * "Not fire! Anything but fire!"

Shy Guy 4-Stack

 * "What's your problem, bub? You don't wanna stack up with us?"
 * ''"Ooooh, I bet you think you're soooo cool being a single Shy Guy!'"'
 * "We're only rollin' four deep. We need one more to be a 5-Stack, yo!"
 * "Enough talk. Stack 'im, boys!"
 * "Cripes, he ran away!"
 * "Ayy, check out the ratty mustache on this 1-Stack over here!"
 * ''"HAH! It looks like your upper lip found a Tanooki Suit!'"'
 * "STACK THIS CLOWN!"
 * "We need a fifth!"
 * "The power of paper!"
 * "4-stack 4 life!"
 * "Hey losers! Come stack with us! It'll be fun!"
 * "Not just fun—studies show that stacking in groups of five can increase HP and lower cholesterol!"

Shy Guy 5-Stack

 * "Five Shy Guys!"
 * "Fore!"
 * "Triple threat!"
 * "Double trouble!"
 * ''"Don't hurt me!'"'
 * "Not so fast!"
 * "Our clothes were in there! You ruined five perfectly good hoods!"
 * "You'll pay for this..."

Snifit

 * "Don't move or we shoot!"
 * "YOU MOVED!"
 * "You're jealous of my mask. Admit it."
 * "You're in spitting distance!"
 * "Noxious fumes are nothing to me!"
 * "I could go for some go for some coffee..."

Soggy Guy

 * "Unnnnnnngh..."
 * "I know you're supposed to be the enemy and stuff, but... thanks for scrapping those guys."
 * ''"I might be all soggy now, but I'd rather be soggy than stacked with them.'"'
 * ''"They say that one guy can't make a difference. That I should be another cog in the machine.'"'
 * ''"But I don't care what they think! I'm living my life as a single layer of Shy Guy awesomeness!'"'
 * "Oh scrap! A talking paint can?!"
 * "I must've hit my head harder than I thought. You better take this before I pass out."
 * "These colors don't run. Oh, wait..."
 * "I'll smear ya!"
 * "So soggy..."
 * "Why's everything so blurry?"

Sombrero Guy

 * "Fear the sombrero!"
 * ''"I'm all hat, ALL CATTLE!'"'
 * ''"How do you day? Ah, yes. Attack!'"'
 * "Passionate arpeggio of DOOM!"

Spike Top

 * "Look who grew a spike!"
 * "I'm basically invincible!"
 * "Only got one spike. Only need one."
 * "Jumps welcome."

Swoop

 * "Swoop!"
 * "Nyah, nyah, you can't fly!"