User talk:Mario/Archive 9

 '''Status: Planning on working on some articles so they can be featured. Next up: Mario vs. Donkey Kong. Community college will occupy some of my time here.'''  ''' No pointless messages referring to my username (such as "Bowser will destroy you", "How's your relationship with Peach?", "You suck, Luigi is better than you", "You're an attention hog", "You're fat", and so on) unless I know you enough. '''

You can talk to me if you want. I'll usually reply, unless it's an extremely immature treasure chest of spam and profanity. In that case, I hope you're happy in ban land.

NOTE! If you hardly know me, do NOT send friend requests to me. I will not accept random users as friends. If you want to make friends with me, you have to actually talk to me. Don't worry, I won't bite. I will bite if you just say, "WILL u b my friendz lol dsoimfoigeoiure". Don't take this as a discouragement to chat with me.

I'll be clear: your first message to me should NOT be "Will you be my friend"?

Don't add the on my talk page unless you're going to talk to me as well. Adding the template is similar to correcting grammar from a user five months ago; it's a false alarm whenever the notification shows up.

And yes, corn is grass.

Hey!
I could give you a Wario, but I'm too busy! Starting #7 i see. 19:02, 24 February 2014 (EST)

Re: A Silly Question
Understandable, though I have to ask, what article are you referring to? I do tend to miss consistency in pronouns occasionally. Such is the struggle a grammar lord of my type faces. :B 19:18, 24 February 2014 (EST)

Love Conelrad EBS And EAS
Look at this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

Good job
Good job on fighting MDP can I help?


 * Oh wow..


 * 01:07, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * Ask an admin to delete those revisions to make the messages not even visible. Boring....yawn. 01:20, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * Sounds kind of unnecessary, though, to be honest. 01:25, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * I do it. Besides, aren't you happy you're gonna be famous now? 01:26, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * Famous for what? 01:27, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * Well, the vandal might insert your names in articles in the wiki because you won't "surrender" (what?), so that means you'll be famous! I've always wanted to be famous btw. 01:27, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * My name is everywhere already. I don't think I need more free sponsorship. 01:28, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * Mario, how does it feel like to be famous? I appear in only several games and why am I ALWAYS a damsel in distress? waaaaaaah 01:31, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * Well, I guess it's fun. Mind you, people aren't allowed to report everything in my private life. I mean, that kind of stuff happens in Earth. It must be miserable for those people. I like it how people depend on me, and when they recognize me, it makes their day. I dunno why you're ALWAYS a damsel in distress. I think Kamek needs to change her plans, seriously. And maybe that dinosaur can teach you how to, you know, fight. 01:34, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * You can teach me how to fight :D 01:35, 25 February 2014 (EST)
 * I can, but I'm tired. Yawn... I'm going to call it a day and sleep. 01:37, 25 February 2014 (EST)

About removing summaries
I just pushed the undo button in order to confront the vandal, but how am I supposed to remove edit summary?--Csrspirit (talk) 01:12, 25 February 2014 (EST)

What the
Lol This is very funny luigi and baby luigi in bed also Japanese read <-- this way

Oh Crap
I forgot to log in when adding the delete tag to the sockpuppet talkpage... 10:17, 25 February 2014 (EST)

I am here to kill you!!
I an working for this Wario guy, and my work is hunt and kill you. Isn't this so cool???? Ashley  ( and Red )
 * Doesn't matter if he is liying. My pay is very good.How much would ypu pay me to lie for Wario??AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * Red here: Ashley says that it doesn't matter, she is more powerful than Wario. Now she just wanna kill you, but she is too lazy, because she is playing New super mario brothers wii now. She said that Mario diying in lava is coolAshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * By the way...Wanna play MKwii or SSBB online?AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png

Mario's GPS
Let's see Mario's GPS
 * Turn left Mario turns left
 * Turn right Mario Turns rights
 * Keep walking forward Mario Walks into wall
 * Turn left Mario turns Turns Left
 * Enter Hooktail's Belly Mario enters Hooktail
 * Exit hooktaii Mario exits hooktaii
 * Keep walking forward Mario falls of cliff

XD

Hammers
Like hammers here

Duh! Critical ERROR!



Oh dear This is what can happen if Mario Sleepsnacks too much!

Game over to you!
It's game over to you!

Mario has finished sleepsnackng

Hey look

Oh and one more thing

Like the dream team Game over screen
Like my recent upload?
 * P.S For getting a Game over you get the official Game over of the day! Get 5 and you will win


 * P.S for being Online You get the official Game over of the day! Get 5 and you win!


 * P.S for saying nothing you get the official Game over of the Day! Get 5 and you win!


 * P.S for not being sick of game over screens you get the official game over of the day. Get 5 and you win!


 * P.S for having A headache You get the official Game over of the day.

Hurray you got five of them for your prize call (555)-555-555



Watch this
Watch this Video http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Tq9lERFEg And this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxFJLXmRw7w

Oh dear
Notice any mistakes []

plzzzzz
my email is landisman3008@gmail.com plzzz right backk (Mario: Do NOT touch this link.)
 * Your pathetic attempt deserves to be displayed here so nobody else falls for your desperate needs. And next time, learn to spell "please" and "back", capitalize, and know how to form proper sentences so at least your credibility is slightly less miniscule. 18:19, 27 February 2014 (EST)

ssb rosalina art
i will remove the outline. Despite this, the art is OK, right?? Ashley  ( and Red )

can you get these images??
can you get the icon image sof the links??

http://mariokart-acgpdx.bngames.net/item/

http://mariokart-acgpdx.bngames.net/item/bougai/

http://mariokart-acgpdx.bngames.net/item/tokushu/

You looks to be an good employer (and a good person). Can I work to you????I can be a spy and pass info about Wario to you :P   Ashley   ( and Red )
 * Looks a great name!! But, talking about another thing: The wiki layout has changed??AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * This explains ao many things..... Hey, I created a "slogan" for MarioMart. It is: "For a world without Wario" XD	AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * When I gets info about Wario I will post "Bulletin #x", Ok??AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png

Bulletin #1-Wario's friends
This is an list of Wario's relationships:

Friends 1.Mona ( almost an dumb girlfriend) 2. Waluigi (Brother and spy) 3.Birdo (he is giving boyfriend to him) 4.Orbulon (The killer) 5.His WarioWare employers 6. Penny Crygor (The mad scientist of Evil) 7. Some goombas 8. the Shadow Queen (he is plannibg revive her)

Who he THINKS that are his friends: 1.ME and Red 2.Princess Daisy (she isn't idiot) 3.Baby Luigi (?????)

P.S: I don't know if yhis is an evil plan, but Wario keeps catching "chiclets" from the floor.

Ashley  ( and Red )
 * Marry me??If he do that he will get toast!!!!Ah, and I think that he is working for the Shadow Queen because he yhinks that will get an power similar to the one that she has....AshleySmooth.png   Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png

Bulletin #2-Wario is.....
I saw Wario buying lots of pasta in the market. This has any relation to you??? Ashley  ( and Red )
 * Good job in the arcade images ;) thanks
 * About Wario:

Deduction 1: He is buying pasta to atract you and uses your body for The shadow queen possesses.

Deduction 2:Is only buying it to eat.

Deduction 3: He knows that I love microgames related to food. He is trying to kidnap me. But he can't because I am the greatest ASHLEY!!! Ashley  ( and Red )
 * I am not this all. My spells only woeks 40% of time.. The smart part of me only works 32% of the time. also, if you see Rosalina in any place: pay attention. Yesterday I saw 2 Lumas with Penny Crugorn in the peak next to my mansion....Red says that Lumas share some familiarity with Demons.AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * I'm getting sick and tired of these wario jokes
 * :( 19:14, 2 March 2014 (EST)
 * And I am getting sick and tired of you AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * Oh and watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmO74GoV4-U and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr5ANj4pWHA and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxc_H-BAc9A
 * Uh....are you crazy, mad?? This videos doesn't makes sense for me AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png
 * Why?

Cool Photo
Cool Photo huh? Epic draw *-*   Ashley   ( and Red ) And this
 * I've seen that picture before, and I even used it as part of my album art for this "She Wolf" album. :P I don't like the interlocking tails in the other art, although Mario looks adorable. 19:14, 2 March 2014 (EST)

LOL
Watch this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=91GSU9yfKDI and this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geye1hOPURc

Training video
Watch this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmCYGdmcNs

Hey
Do you have a (nintendo) 3DS? If so, do you wanna exchange friend codes?

9/11
It's 9/11 a plane crashed in the new World Trade Center what will you do?

Wario's Bulletin #3
Only to you know: works for Wario!!!!! (RECALCUS BLOQUEIUS!!)   Ashley   ( and Red )
 * Look at here. Ny spells doesn't affect him in the same way that they doesn't affect Wario!!! AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png

Mail
Uh, hi, I'm Wario's mailman or something. Here's a package for you.

Also, a message: ''I WILL BE IN THE NEXT SMASH BROS.! I think... WAHAHAHHA! -Wario''

Wario's (un)faithful mailman,

-- 19:36, 2 March 2014 (EST)
 * You are Wario's messager, uh?? Talk more about you!!!

P.S Wario will not be in SSB4 because I am already in!!! Ashley  ( and Red )

Actually Wario hired me randomly and said he would beat me up if I didn't accept. So yeah. -- 19:48, 2 March 2014 (EST)
 * OK!!But I will keep my eyes in you ...Good Night/day( I don't know your time zone) AshleySmooth.png  Ashley   ( and Red )  Ashley WarioWare Touched.png

I've come back from the dead!
Well, kind of. I'm only visiting this site breifly and if you want, we could go to any forum and talk. Also, I've begun learning How to program! Well I still kind of suck at it though. (:P) Well, anyway, I'll talk to you later, I'm kind of busy making a game.

-- 20:22, 2 March 2014 (EST)