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Baby Birdo
Baby Birdo is the baby form of Birdo. Baby Birdo has yet to appear in any Mario games. She is one of the only babies not to be a star child. She looks extremely similar to her older self, except for her personal bow. A photograph of the current appearance of Baby Birdo.

Games starred in:
None

(A baby with a wedding ring?)

Baby Bowser
Although he is the child of his father and mother.......

"Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi appeared in an episode of The great adventure of Mario 2, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel". In this episode, Yoshi and Kooky von Koopa attempted to use Kooky's Time Travel Tube to go back in time to Brooklyn and stop the X-men. from getting transported to the habbo Hotel via going through a teleporter disguised as a bathtub they were fixing. The current day Mario Bros. attempt to stop them, by following Koopa and Kooky through to Habbo. However, due to a glitch in the Teleport Travel Tube, everyone on board is turned gay. Baby Toad however manages to retrieve the Tube after it is fixed and turn himself and the Mario Bros. back to Habbo. The Mario Bros. and Toad later stop Yoshi's scheme.

Physical Description
Baby Luigi is very similar to Baby Toad. Both have a reputation of being quite "gay". He also has a thin layer of brown hair always covered by his trademark "L" hat. The only major difference between Baby Mario and Toad is that Toad is obviously an alien mushroom, while Baby Luigi wears a green shirt and green hat. Also, Baby Luigi's sneakers are green and Toad hates sneakers.

Baby on Wii
['nuff said]

Baby toad
Baby Toad is a little Toad. He always sleeping and he love Mario

(The "Baby Toad" is just a Mini Mushroom and the body of an official artwork Toad from Super Mario Sunshine- with added MSPaint hands)

Baby waluigi
Baby Waluigi

("If anyone needs any help after seeing this image, I know a good therapist." )

WELL FROM WHAT I THINK I KNOW UMMMM HE LOVES BABY DAISY

("I think I know.... So you are not sure if you know?")

Cyborca
A tough male whale who is so full of himself, he decided to rest in hot-boiling pools. At night, he looks up at the starry skies and wonders if that was such a good idea...

Diddy Kong
return of the werdos The old render of Diddy Kong.Diddy Kong first appeared in revenge of the werdos the last donkeyDonkey Kong Country, here he was still Donkey Kong's apprentice and an in-training video-game star. Wanting to humor an over eager Diddy,but diddy got mad at dk and banished him from the jungle forever Donkey decided to let Diddy guard his Banana Hoard. Unfortunately, when DK assigned this duty to Diddy he hadn't expected the Kremling Krew to attack. Unable to hold off an attack by a Krusha, Diddy was sealed in a barrel. The next morning Donkey awoke and, realizing his bananas were missing, he found and released Diddy and the two set off to reclaim them and drive the Kremlings off of Donkey Kong Island. Eventually Donkey and Diddy managed to defeat King K. Rool and the Kremling Krew.

werdoland 2 diddys distruction

Disaster soon struck in werdo land 2 diddys distruction, when the Kremling Krew kidnapped Donkey Kong burned him in a fire took diddy with him when he did it then burned his face and whisked him away to their own island, werdo Isle. K. werd threatened to never return Donkey Kong unless he was given the mario of Banana crack, which Diddy agrese to give because all the trouble that he and Donkey Kong went through to help him in the previous game. It was up to Diddy and werdo sqad to venture through werdo Isle and dystroy Donkey Kong withKaptain K. Rool. Near the end of werdo land 2 diddys dystruction, Donkey Kong was dystroyed by Diddy and the werdo squad and werdo Isle sank them to the ocean.

(These edits are weird)

The Dinosaurs
[...]The Dinosaurs are a group of, as the name indicates,inhabiting Diamond City[...]

(It should be noted that, unlike what the article says, the Dinosaurs are not prehistoric monsters; They are a Pizza chain.)

Donkey Kong Country Wii
Donkey Kong Country Wii is a video game in development by Rare and Nintendo (collectively called "DK Wii") for the Wii. It was announced by Nintendo of America president and CEO Reggie Fils-Aime and a trailer was briefly shown during the Electronic Entertainment Expo 2009. The game features 3D side-scrolling gameplay. Fils-Aime stated that Donkey Kong Country Wii would "take you deeper into Kong's story," and also noted that the game would be a return to the style of the traditional series as opposed to the Konga series, though the game will have you fighting King K. Kool and his army of Kremlings and the new main villain of the series Emperor Wart. It is scheduled for release in 2011.

(Why was this part of the Donkey Kong article?)

Dry Bowser
[...]This may be because his transformation pushed his anger and hatred of Mario to the extremes, possibly completely corrupting himself. In other words, Bowser's mean to the bone.[...]

Harry Blackstone Jr.
Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!.[...]

Lucas
[...]Lucas may be related to Snufit Ball, as the first part of the names start with the "oo" sound. Whether Miyamoto planned this, or if it is just a weird coincidence.[...]

Luigi
[...] ...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario. [...]

[...]When Luigi uses his Final Smash, the Negative Zone, it sounds like Luigi says, "hell". This may be one hint that Luigi has a really depressing life. [...]

[...] Toad had really good terms with Luigi for a very long time. He gives him special items in Luigi's Mansion. Luigi and Toadette are actually secretly dating.[...]

Mario
..."Mario claimed in "Plumbers Academy," Mario claimed that he was born with a plunger in his hand"... " *gasps* Hay! Come back here! - Mario Tennis (Hay is for horses)-lllkkklll

MIPS

 * MIPS, Also looks very high in this picture. He may have had a bit too much to toke before getting himself lost in the Basement of princess peaches Castle.

("Or maybe he's just good friends with Tommy Chong? The world may never know." - )

Mowz
Ms. Mowz from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is most likely a Mowz because she's a thief (though she is white)-plus the name Mowz may even be based on her name. Also the name Mowz is a pun on "Mouse".

Old Man Skoo
[...]It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa. [...]

Orange Yoshi
[...] |An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors. [...]

Princess Daisy
[...]in Mario Kart Double Dash!! daisy shares with Princess Peach the heart  ability.it alows daisy to get any item that hits her kart!!!!!!![...]

("My excitement will likely give me a heart attack." )

Princess Peach
[...]((spoiler))

you may not know this but Rosalina is actually peach`s daughter in the story chapter the dream of rosalina`s story it shows peach as her mom so that clearly makes mario her dad. but she is not from the same timeline as it says the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way… So.. you’ll see.” to mario.[...]

Peach doesnt make sense in the Marioverse (Mickeyverse)
who was da dude who created Peach? she is nonsense and a VERY MINOR character. Rosalina should be in her place or maybe another princess... Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)
 * In the Mickeyverse, Peach is almost unknown, what makes her useless in this wiki. I would rather delete her article but i'm not a SySop.Sonic Rocks 19:16, 25 October 2008 (EDT)

(...She's one of the four main characters...)

Puniper
[...]
 * The real game's tattle mispells "Puni" as "Puny".

(Did you write the game's tattle? &mdash; )

Smart toad
Smart Toad

Bio Smart toad is the smartest of toad out of princess peach's toad

Solid Snake

 * during codec conversation, snake seems in not like sonic for no real reason. it may be because snakes and hedgehogs a enemies.

Swanky Kong
Swanky Kong's original and first appearance.

Swanky Kong: Relationship unknown. Probably DK's twin brother (he does bear a striking resemblance). (Found on the Kong family page)

Tiptron MK. II
[...]His name is a reference to Custom Robo.[...]

Toad
Taken from Enemy Course

[...]The player(s) need collect eight Toad Balloons to release a treasure chest that contains a Toad in it. It'll thank him or her for rescuing him and will give them three Mushrooms.[...]

("What is Toad? Some sort of robot? Notice how it said HIM after IT. I wonder how robots can change gender.")

(An edit was made by a vandal that replaces the article with that of John Stephen Goodman. Due to the length of the edit, a link to it is neccesarry.)

Toadette
[...] Toadette has many of the same personality traits as her brother, Toad. [...]

Toadsworth
[...]Toadette is of the same species as Toadsworth. [...]

(What a close relationship! O)

(I think it should also be noted that Toadette and Dr. Crygor have two feet. o:)

Toadsworth
[...]"He has a British accent and talks British as well;."[...]

(British is a language, who knew.)

True Mimi
The True Mimi is a just a horrible,horrible monster.She appears in Super Paper Mario.The first meeting of the true Mimi is when the player is asked to sign a paper.If the player chose to sign or not Mimi will appear and turn into her spider like form.She will change in these steps.

1:At the start is already disgusting.She twists her head around so that her tie is at the top.

2:Her tie will flash.Then it will come off.

3:No more eyes for Mimi!One pony tail will come off.The other will stay and stick to 1 of her legs when they sprout.

She will also be seen when battling The Sammer Guys.Also she will be battled by Princess Peach near the destruction of all worlds.

Wario
In Mario Party 6, Wario and Toadette's team name is named Secret Friends. This may refer that Wario and Toadette were once friends, secretly.

A poopoo head jerk
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