User:Geniusguy445

_ "I'm the only one who is smarter and cooler than Lord Bowser himself. But don't ever mention it to him. Last time I did, he nearly physically removed my rank and about 9,800 I.Q. points." —Genius guy, Paper Mario

Genius Guys are green, super intelligent Shy Guys that used their brain power to make defenses for their home in Shy Guy's Toy Box. One such defensive invention was their flying car (similar to the Koopa Clown Car used by Bowser) but armed with a high powered laser. Genius Guys have not appeared (literally) in Paper Mario but are believed to be the brain power behind Kammy Koopa's advice to Bowser about how to hinder Mario's progress.

Genius Guys have stolen the Deadly Guy title from Anti Guys because their attacks are much more powerful than their rivals. However, they are more accurately called Final Examination Guys (or Exam Guys for short), seeing as they can use fatal attacks to see whether Mario can use the action command perfectly. Unfortunately, if he can't, it would result in an instant game over. They are the strongest enemies in Paper Mario, but Mario never encounters one. This is only due to their loyalty to General Guy, who commanded them not to show themselves. Taking this literally, some added a cloaking device to their car to remain hidden.

In their base, there is a single Genius Guy guarding a treasure chest holding a Super Awesome Amazing Spectacular Superb Unbelievable Infinity PWNage Plus Badge. Mario will never find it, for the puzzles that guard it can only be passed by someone who has an IQ of 445,000. Only one species has that.

A single other Genius Guy may reside in Bowser's Castle, but no one has lived to confirm this.

Haha! just kidding
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Not bad, eh? And you thought it was a REAL article (or maybe not). I really enjoy making fake articles. I would never mass produce fake articles on the wiki, but I will have some here. I have considered joining the 'Shroom but I need to think about it more.

I am currently working out ways to make my page even better, and my content may be lacking.