User:Beecanoe

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'''You know what? My opinion seems to change rapidly! My userpage can't keep up with my opinions. Right now, Daisy isn't my least favorite character anymore! I still hate Baby Daisy's annoyingness, but I hate Birdo's guts now. While playing Mario Strikers Charged, I find that she happens to ruin all my chances at shooting. I'd like to shoot her.'''

"What, is the road not wide enough for you fatty?"

- Me

Yo It's Me!
Hi, I'm Beecanoe. Yeah, yeah, my username is my real name, too. Know why Bowser's minions are just called the name of their species? Because they all have wierd real names. I'm not afraid to post mine, though.

The next thing I'd like to talk about is when I first started. I began in late 2009 and have been editing quotes pages because that's all I know how to do. I'm not very familiar with wikis. Some helping advice would be great! Do this on the discussion page.

The last thing I'd like to point out is why I joined Mario Wiki. Mario is my absolute FAVORITE game to play. Although I hate killing my allies as Mario. I visit this site and look at articles all the time. I thought it would be good to help out my favorite website.

I found out that all of the quotes pages look pathetic. I'm planning on fixing them up.

Top 10 Favorite Characters

 * 1) Dry Bowser
 * 2) Bowser
 * 3) Yoshi
 * 4) Dry Bones
 * 5) Petey Pirahna
 * 6) Toad
 * 7) King Boo
 * 8) Boo
 * 9) Shy Guy
 * 10) Donkey Kong

Top 10 Favorite Games (That I own)

 * 1) Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * 2) Super Mario Galaxy
 * 3) Mario Kart Wii
 * 4) Mario Strikers Charged
 * 5) Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * 6) Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
 * 7) Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * 8) Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * 9) Pokemon Platinum
 * 10) Donkey Kong Country

Nintendo's worst ideas ever
1. You guys may have noticed Daisy used to be here. But because of all the stuff I've been getting I got rid of it. On request, I'll say what I have against her. In when I lose at games to characters that I find annoying. I take pleasure in slamming them down. Daisy and Baby Daisy are one of those so that is why.

2. The babies - Just kidding! If I wasn't, I know User:BabyLuigiOnFire would be mad. But I do think Baby Daisy is the dumbest of the dumb ideas of Nintendo.

3. Peach in Brawl - HOW CAN PRINCESS PEACH FIGHT IN SMASH BROS?! She's the weakest character in the game, AND she's annoying. Actually, her midair attacks kind of kick butt.

4. Fawful not being playable in a spinoff 0:} (I know the emoticon sucks) : Fawful is AWESOME no questions asked. He doesn't deserve just the Mario & Luigi series.

5. Tiny Kong's new look - Tiny Kong isn't tiny anymore! That's because some morons at Nintendo decided to change her look to a skanky disturbing hippie ape. What was wrong with her old look?

A Whole Lot of Random Crap
What I like best about Cinco De Mayo is that it fits to sing that "Oleeeee Ole-Ole-Ole, Ole...Ole" song

To Chinese Users: Just so you know, when your country makes toys, it has poisonous lead paint in it that kills American children ): I'm sorry if that sounds racist.

I don't know how to make friends! (*gasp*) Oh, wait...Yeah, I do.

This user reccomends you play the Super Mario Crossover game by Exploding Rabbit online. Look it up on google or whatever.

This user also reccomends you watch the Super Mario Bros. Z videos. They're awesome as Bowser!

I would've put my random crap in user boxes, but I don't know how.

I think Nintendo should stop picking their noses and make a Mario Party 9 already.

I like Cheez-Itz

Mario deserves a new movie other than that retarded '90s film. It should be called the New Super Mario Bros. Movie

I am glad you are reading this because that means someone is on my UserPage! If only the same people would go to my talk page.......

Games I want to get BAD
Super Mario Galaxy 2

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

New Play Control Mario Power Tennis

My Invented Characters
Yes, I thought up these characters and drew some of them. Actually, I've made up several. At least 50. But I'm not going to waste my time listing them all.

Yosiji- They are a tribe of evil black Yoshis rivalling that of the Yoshi tribe. They have sharp teeth, forked tongues, and a spiky saddle for they hate being ridden.

Burly Krem- A shadowself of Donkey Kong. He's a black Kremling built exactly like Donkey Kong with the same abilities. He has a cantalope shooter. XD

Apocalypse- He used to be a human thief in the middle east. He stole a magic lamp and made a wish to a genie to be the most powerful being in the world. The genie did so but with a price, he had to have a body to contain all this power. The body has super tough skin over a skeleton. The skin contains the power and covers every part of the body except the head, which is where he releases the power. This fraction of power that he has is what makes him the world's most powerful being. He named himself the word that means end of the world because he could be.

My DS games in order of least favorited to favorited
5. (Yes I only have 5 DS games) Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time: In my opinion, this game is the worst in the Mario & Luigi series. It's difficult, sometimes boring, and a really f***ing hard final boss!(I still haven't beaten the two Princess Shroobs back to back yet.

4. Mario Kart DS: This game is quite fun when you first get it, but when you've played it for a while you'll only want to play it when you don't feel like playing anything else.

3. Super Mario 64 DS: Once you've grabbed all the stars that you at least have a clue where they are, you have to resort to internet guides for the rest. REALLY CONFUSING!

2. Pokemon Plantinum: Very fun and extremely addicting. My second favorite Nintendo Franchise delivers.

1. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story: This has to be the best Mario RPG ever made. It has a good story, fantastic puzzles, and the ability to play as Bowser! The only flaw I'd say is that you play as Mario & Luigi too much.

Things I wonder
Why is Mario's hair brown and his mustache black? Theory: Luigi colored Mario's mustache black while he was sleeping

If they were going to make a classic female Mario character famous, why not make it Pauline and not Daisy? Theory: apparently people like Daisy better.

If more people like Luigi than Mario, why is he still considered "living in his brothers' shadow"? Theory: Luigi doesn't have enough of his own games.

Why do I suck so much at making a userpage? No comment >:( Theory: I don't bother to learn how.

How does Bowser manage to come back after going through things that would normally kill him? Theory: His awesomeness gives him invincibility. And when he actually does die, he becomes *epic pause* DRY BOWSER!

Why are Sonic's games doing so badly? Theory: I has none

Why does Baby Daisy exist? (I know she'd have to because of Daisy, but why in spinoffs?) Theory: Mario Kart Wii needed more girl characters. *leaves to throw up*

Why do I like Peach more than Daisy? (The other way around than that of before) Theory: I finally actually knew who Daisy was!!!

Why does Daisy talk so loud? Theory: Mentally ill people tend to talk a little louder than normal. (Yeah, you can see where this insult is going, so I won't even finish.)

Dry Bowser's message board
This is a new thing on my Mario Wiki userpage. After being called a decomposed pile of bones (I told him it was anonymous), he decided it was time he put what he wanted to say on this wiki. Whenever Dry Bowser has a message, it will be updated on this board.

7/30/2010 - I was told someone called me decomposed! A decomposed pile of bones! First of all I wasn't composted I had my skin burned off when Mario knocked me into a pool of lava! I'd like to knock that person in the lava!

7/30/10 - Fine, fine, that user was just angry that Beecanoe had insulted their favorite character, Daisy. That's what Beecanoe informed me. I'm still pretty mad, though.

7/30/10 - I'd like to say that, why am I a heavyweight in Mario Kart Wii? I'm all bone! How much can that weigh? Is it that there's not enough heavyweights and, Daisy plugged up the middleweight spot? Well I'm glad Beecanoe slammed Daisy certain anonymous user.

7/30/10 - People who think I'm the same guy as Bowser only as a skeleton are wrong. Bowser just looks like me when his skin falls off. Thus result of me and Bowser in Mario Kart Wii. Stupid people who made my article.

8/19/10 - Mario Strikers Charged: Road to the Striker Cup. Has to be the most agitating thing a gamer plays through. I watched as Beecanoe worked so hard to get to the finals against Diddy Kong. Only to get pissed off that that butthole beat him. Right now, he's left the castle to murder every Monty Mole and Birdo in existence.

10 Quotes

 * "Monster. I am not a monster. I am a god!!" Mecha Sonic - Super Mario Bros. Z
 * "IT'S OVER 9000!!!" Vegeta - Dragon Ball Z
 * "Lucky Candy!" Karate Duo #1 - Bowser's Kingdom
 * "Falcon Punch!" Captain Falcon - Super Smash Bros. Series
 * "What? But I know I can help! I can turn people into eggplants!" Eggplant Wizard - Smash Kingdom
 * "You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!!" King Dedede - Brawl Taunts
 * "Awww come ON! Green means GO, Jacka--!" Captain Falcon - Nin10Doh
 * "Find the computer room!" Vector the Croc - Shadow the Hedgehog
 * "Silence! I kill you!" Achmed - Jeff Dunham
 * "Congraturation this story is happy end." Ghosts n' Goblins

Starting Captains

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Princess Peach
 * Princess Daisy
 * Yoshi
 * Donkey Kong
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser
 * Bowser Jr.

Unlockable Captains

 * Diddy Kong
 * Petey Pirahna
 * King Boo
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Luigi
 * Funky Kong
 * Rosalina
 * King K. Rool
 * Dry Bowser
 * Super Team Leader (returns =D)

Sidekicks

 * Toad
 * Koopa
 * Birdo
 * Hammer Bros.
 * Shy Guy
 * Boo
 * Dry Bones
 * Monty Mole
 * Paratroopa
 * Goomba
 * Magikoopa
 * Blooper
 * Wiggler
 * Toadette
 * Luma
 * Super Team Player

Help
I may be a pro gamer, but there are some things I can't do 100% well. Below is the games I need help in and the current progress I made.
 * Mario Strikers Charged: The Crystal Cup is difficult to beat for me! I need some strategies for kicking some butt!
 * Pokemon: Is there a strategy for leveling up Pokemon faster?
 * Sonic Heroes: Almost impossible darnit! I can beat it with Team Rose, on the forest area with Team Sonic, same with Team Chaotix, and the canyon area with Team Dark.
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee: I didn't unlock Classic Yoshi's Island or Final Destination yet.

Top 10 most annoying enemies
Now this is something I've been thinking of doing a while now. By the way, I'll be putting one number up each day, so number 10 was made 8/12/10

10. Magikoopa - Super Mario World In Lemmy's castle of Super Mario World, these guys would pop up everywhere and shoot stuff at you out of their wands. It gets even more annoying when work beside Kamella in the Deep Dark Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy.

9. Bullet Bill - Super Mario World/Super Mario Galaxy In the last level of Vanilla Dome in Super Mario World, there are Bullet Bills that cross over their flight patterns and cover a lot of area of the level, causing Mario to lose a life or a Super Mushroom/Fire Flower. In Super Mario Galaxy, they're needed to break open glass domes. But when they aren't necessary, they home in on you and are plain annoying.

8. Chargin' Chuck - Super Mario World These guys can do f***ing everying! They can arm thrust (a la Wario), they can kick footballs, they can throw baseballs (which totally kills the football player thing), and they can MULTIPLY THEMSELVES! (WTF?)

7. Yeah, I forgot to do this for 2 days. I'll make three today then. Kamella - Super Mario Galaxy COME ON! There isn't a single Super Mario Galaxy player who hasn't gotten PO'd on her Daredevil Run after constantly failing over and over again. It happened to me!

6. Krusha - Donkey Kong Country Yeah, they look cool, but they're actually annoying pussies. All they do is walk around the stage and laugh at you when Diddy Kong tries to jump on them (poor Diddy). I always show them by blowing their butt up with a TNT barrel. (yeah!)

5. Shroob - Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time These guys should come as no surprise if you've played the game. When they win a battle or manage to shoot with their stupid toy guns, they'll laugh at Mario, Luigi, and the Babies in that annoying laugh of theirs.

4. Princess Shroob - Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time If you didn't care to go out of your way to make the bros. strong in the game the first time you played, you know that Princess Shroob takes FOREVER to beat and sucks up all your special items trying to speed things up. And to top it off, when you're all worn out from facing the Shroob Princess, you have to fight her older sister (who will most likely beat you) and then you have to start ALL over again and go through the grueling process of defeating Princess Shroob once again.

3. Zinger - Donkey Kong Country Zingers are giant bees that make up the unfairness portion of Donkey Kong Country. They buzz around and whenever you hit them, you get stung and DIE! Seems pretty retarded for just being a stupid bee. 2. Necky - Donkey Kong Country There's only one Necky that is truly annoying, and that's the one that drops coconuts (or rocks?) on you. Those little buttholes have managed to kill me multiple times.

1. Lakitu - Mario Series No one should be surprised that Lakitu is #1 on this list. Everyone hates Lakitu. They float around after you, come out of nowhere, drop stuff on you that constantly kills you, and they never F*** OFF! To top it off, their voices are obnoxious. Making them umps in the Mario Baseball series doesn't make things much better, either.

User Mario Kart
Fuzzipede 27 did user bestiary, Zero 777 did the user brawl. Now I bring you the latest, user Mario Kart! This is where I put the name of a user down along with their Special Item/attack, weight, and kart. I'll only put myself,my friends, and a few popular users on this list for now (Those users can tell me if I should change their stats), but feel free to post a request. The only thing I ask is to put the stats down with the request. Oh yeah, and the last thing. Put down if you're a default or unlockable character, and if you're unlockable, put how.

Beecanoe

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Summons Dry Bowser to kick racers' butts!
 * Kart:Banisher
 * Status:Default

BabyLuigiOnFire

 * Weight Class:Light
 * Special:Explodes
 * Kart:Wario Car
 * Status:Default

FawfulFury65

 * Weight Class::Light
 * Special:Becomes Dark Fawful and destroys everyone, making them tiny for a whole entire lap!
 * Kart:A kart that resembles Fawful's helmet
 * Status:Unlocked by completing the Mushroom Cup on Mirror

GalacticPetey

 * Weight Class:Heavy
 * Special:FIRES HIS LAZAAAAAR!
 * Kart:Pirahna Prowler
 * Status:Default

Fuzzipede27

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Summons over 9000 fuzzipedes to blind everyone on the course and uses a dash pepper.
 * Kart:An upsidedown Luigi Wing cap
 * Status:Unlocked by beating Leaf Cup on 100cc.

Zero777

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Cybernetic Laser Vision
 * Kart:Shooting Star
 * Status:Unlocked by beating everything in the game plus some hacking

Dry Paratroopa

 * Weight Class:Light
 * Special:I'll have to ask on this one
 * Kart:A cross between the Banisher from MKDS and the Para Wing from MKDD
 * Status:Unlocked by clearing all cups with Beecanoe

MATEOELBACAN

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Once again, ask
 * Kart:Turbo Yoshi
 * Status:Default

Mr bones

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Becomes a bat and bites every car's wheel
 * Kart:Vampire BWAHAHABONSER
 * Status:Unlocked by completing all cups with all default characters

Characters that need to be playable or be playable in more games

 * Fawful
 * Penguin
 * Dry Bowser (Yeah!)
 * Bullet Bill
 * Bob-Omb
 * Pauline
 * Shadow Mario
 * Goomba
 * Ukiki
 * Wart



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