List of Bowser Jr. quotes

This is a list of quotes by Bowser Jr.

General

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Yee-haw!"

Platformers

 * "Leave my mama alone, you bad man!" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "I won't let you take Mama Peach away!!" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "Yeah, Papa told me all about it." – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "He said my Mama got kidnapped by a bad man named Mario!" - Super Mario Sunshine
 * "So I came here to rescue her!" - Super Mario Sunshine
 * "This... is my Magic Brush. When I draw with this, all my wishes come true!" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "A strange old man in a white coat gave it to me..." – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "Papa told me everything. He said 'Mario's a bully, he never fights fair!'" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "He said 'Junior, you gotta try to outsmart Mario!'" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "So I tried to get him sent to prison, but they didn't lock him up, and now he's here to steal Mama Peach again!" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "You...You pest! Stop following us!" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "Sure is, Papa! Come on in, Mama Peach." - Super Mario Sunshine
 * "You again? Don't you ever give up?" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "I know, she's not really my Mama." – Super Mario Sunshine
 * "Some day...when I'm bigger... I wanna fight that Mario again!" – Super Mario Sunshine
 * I ordered my minions to stuff every annoying Toad they catch into a ? block. Hah! If you wanna save ‘em, come alone. You won’t get any help from your friends! – Bowser Jr. - New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * "Wahahaha! You made it! But I won't even need my dad's help to take care of you!" - Super Mario Galaxy
 * "You just don't give up! Fine, then. I guess I'll just whup you myself! You want this Grand Star so bad? You're gonna have to take it from me!" - Super Mario Galaxy
 * "Looking for Princess Peach? Too bad! 'Cause she's with me!" - Super Mario Galaxy
 * "Go at 'em Megaleg! Stomp 'em with the power of your Grand Star!" - Super Mario Galaxy
 * "Wahahaha! Made it this far, huh? I won’t need my dad’s help to finish you off! I got a big surprise for you!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * "Ohhhhh, Gobblegut… Dinner’s on! Don’t forget to protect your bellyache bulges!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * "Don't you know when to quit?! I'm gonna enjoy taking you out from the cozy confines of my robot cockpit!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * "So you want a Grand Star, do ya? Well, come on, tough guy! Let’s see if you’re any match for Megahammer!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * "My Dad's gonna get angry if I let you get another Grand Star... Time to break out my Boomsday Machine! I'll just relax in my comfy cockpit and watch you go BOOM!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2

Sports

 * "Yes, I won!" - ''Mario Power Tennis
 * "This game stinks! It stinks-...IT STINKS!! Stinks!" - ''Mario Power Tennis
 * "I'm coming! At every turn!" - ''Mario Power Tennis
 * "Alright!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Baby shot!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Trouble!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Whack that ball!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Don't stink!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Get mad!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Just like practice!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Wheeee, TA-DA!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
 * "Grr! Roar! - Mario Strikers Charged
 * "Ewww!" - Mario Strikers Charged
 * "Blech! Wario!" - Mario Strikers Charged

Mario Superstar Baseball

 * "We're playing again, Mario! Before was a fluke! I'll teach you a lesson!"
 * "Mario! Yeah, you! I'll beat you to a pulp, Mister!"
 * "Game time, Mario!"
 * ''Time to play, Mario! And time for you to taste my power!"
 * "You'll never beat me!"
 * "Yaaa-oooooo! I won again!"
 * "Mario, you're so lame! Talk about a joke!"
 * "Hooray! Yippee! I totally won yet again! You're WEAK!"
 * "I beat Mario! I actually beat him!" - Mario Superstar Baseball
 * ''"Shoooooot! I was sooo close!"
 * "Darn it! Darn it! I hate you, Mario!"
 * ''"Hey, you're really mean! I'm gonna tell my dad on you!"
 * "I'll play as many times as you want, you big jerk! Don't you forget it!"
 * "Oh! Mama! Play a game with me! Don't run away!" - Mario Superstar Baseball
 * "Let's play, Mama! I'll win, too!" - Mario Superstar Baseball
 * "Awwwwwwww, I lost... I'll be back again!" - Mario Superstar Baseball
 * "You're tough, Mama! I won't lose next time!" - Mario Superstar Baseball
 * ''"Let's play ball, Mama!"
 * ''"Mama! Let's play a game! OK?"
 * ''"You're not making this easy!"
 * ''"Mama! Let's play a game! It'll be fun!"
 * ''"This is brutal! You're a meanie, Mama!"
 * "Oh, Mama! You're tough! But I'm tough too, right?" - Mario Superstar Baseball
 * ''"Hey! Beetle Brows! Stop picking your nose and play a game with me!"
 * ''"Let's go Beetle Brows! I'll destroy you!
 * ''"Hey! Beetle Brows! Are you picking that nose again?!
 * ''"Hold it! Beetle Brows! You can't get away from me!
 * ''"Darn it all! I'll win next time!
 * ''"Darn it! Darn it! I'll win next time for sure!
 * ''"All right! Yeah! I won!"
 * ''"I won again!"
 * ''"You! Me! Right now!"
 * ''"Darn it all! Don't think I'll forget this!"
 * ''"You! Me! Game on!"
 * ''"I'M supposed to win! How did this happen?"
 * ''"I'll definitely get you this time!"
 * ''"Wait, I didn't win? Darn it!"
 * ''"I'll get you!"
 * ''"Darn it! Darn it! Ooh, now I'm really mad! Next time, it's gonna be different."
 * ''"Darn it! Darn it! I'M supposed to beat YOU!
 * ''"Why can't I win!? Darn! Darn!"
 * ''"Hold it, Mr. Ape! Think you can beat me?
 * ''"We'll settle this next time!"
 * ''"I'll play ya!"
 * ''"That's just a fluke!"
 * ''"Last time was a fluke! I'll get you this time!"
 * ''"That was a fluke! I'll win next time!"
 * ''"Don't get you cocky! I said it was just a fluke!"
 * ''"Getting cocky, huh? That is the LAST time I lose"
 * ''"You'll see what I've got!"
 * ''"Darn it! I'm so MAD! I'm telling Dad!"
 * ''"Play against my dad?! You?! Ha! Forget it, Mr. Ape! You're a joke!
 * ''"That was for real? What a joke!"

Mario Super Sluggers

 * "Up and at ‘em, lackeys! Get out there and make this island MINE!"
 * "Wah ha ha! Ya hear that, Mario! I’m takin’ over!"
 * "Ya don’t like it? Well, then try to beat me at baseball!"
 * "Haul your bad self to MY field, Bowser Jr. Playroom!"
 * "Hold it, losers! Who said you could fiddle around with my awesome bridge?"
 * "I raised that bridge so Mr. Whiny Britches would be stuck all alone."
 * "And now you chumps come along and ruin my fun!"
 * "My daddy is gonna take over this whole stupid island!"
 * "And once he does, I’m keeping THIS place all to myself! Wah ha ha!"
 * "Ha! You actually came? I’m gonna pound the stuffing outta you!"
 * "This stadium is mine! And I’m not gonna let you or anyone take it away!"
 * "You think you can beat me? Bring it, slackers! I’ll pound you like a steak!"
 * "NO WAY! That was luck! Nothing but stupid, crummy, moldy luck!"
 * "I wasn’t trying, is all!"
 * "Bah! Who needs a run-down ballpark like this? I’ll just go take over another park!"
 * "Aaaaw! It’s you!"
 * "You went and ruined my flooded-fountain plan! I was gonna crash some boats in there!"
 * "You want the princess and the ballpark back? You’re gonna have to go through ME! Nya ha ha!"
 * "So! Ya came after all, did ya? Way to ruin my day, chumbucket!"
 * "Now I’m mad AND grumpy! And you’re gonna have to beat me if you want the ballpark back!"
 * "And let me tell you something else! There’s NO WAY that’s happening!"
 * "Buttered broccoli! I can't believe I lost!"
 * "This just ain’t right!"
 * "Finally made it, huh? What took you so long? You stop off for a snow cone? Nya ha ha!"
 * "Yeah, well, whatever. I challenge you to a Piranha Plant minigame!"
 * "C’mon! Try and beat me!"
 * "Dirty socks! I can’t believe I lost!"
 * "You cheated, didn’t you? You’re just a big Cheaty McCheaterton!"
 * "Gya! I am so tired of this! Stop ruining my evil plans!"
 * "You stay outta my way! This ballpark belongs to me now!"
 * "And I’m not giving it up without a fight!"
 * "I see you there! Pshaw! You think I’m scared? I ain’t scared of nothing!"
 * "I’m gonna show you just how strong I am!"
 * "It’s on! And don’t get scared and try to back out either!"
 * "Crusty cheese curds! I’m not supposed to lose!"
 * "I know I’m tougher than you! I KNOW it!"
 * "BOO! Nyaaa ha ha ha! What do you think you’re doing?!"
 * "Aw, come on! This place is an eyesore! You’ve got no class at all!"
 * "The world should thank me for my service!"
 * "Bring it, garlic breath! I’m not afraid of you!"
 * "You again?!"
 * "Now that the fog is lifting, I can see how lame this park really is!"
 * "I’m gonna stomp you, then remodel this entire place! … Maybe build a nice statue of me!"
 * "No! No! NO! You must have cheated!"
 * "This stupid ballpark… the sight lines are terrible!"
 * "I never wanted your crummy ballpark to begin with! Don’t you forget it!"
 * "Wah ha ha! Ya know what you are? A buncha BUGS that I’m gonna SQUASH!"
 * "Ya think you can come into MY house?! You’re entering a world of pain!"
 * "Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! In fact, you chumps ain’t worth more than… three innings!"
 * "I’m gonna send ya home black and blue from head to toe! Wah ha ha!"
 * "Aw, moldy popcorn! I can’t believe ya beat me!"
 * "Now you’re gonna get it! I’m telling my dad!"
 * "Don’t come cryin’ to me once he’s through with you!"
 * "Yeah! You scared now? This is a kajillion times cooler than Mario’s dumb stadium!"
 * "Aw, Daaaaaad! I wanna play baseball!"
 * "Let’s all play together!"

Spinoffs

 * "Yay! I won! I WON!" - ''Mario Kart Wii
 * "Let's go!" - Mario Kart Wii
 * " Red Team!" - Mario Kart Wii
 * " Blue Team!" - Mario Kart Wii
 * "Yippee! Yay, yay!" - Mario Kart Wii
 * "What?! Lame! Lame. Lame." - ''Mario Kart Wii
 * "Yahoo! I'm the best!" - Mario Party: Island Tour (when first place)
 * "Hoo hoo! Ha!" - Mario Party: Island Tour (when second place)
 * "Yeowwww!" - Mario Party: Island Tour (when last place)

Mario Party DS

 * "Watch ME play, Dad! I'm the big pinball pro in these parts!"
 * "You rascals need roughing up! And Bowser Jr. is glad to help!"
 * "What’s it going to be? Let’s spin the wheel and find out!"
 * "I hope that you’re ready to play like the game’s over soon…"
 * "Because we’re skipping ahead! Yeah! We’re in the final five now!"
 * "Yeah, feel the frenzy!"
 * "Whoa! Warning all slackers! Work harder to avoid ties!"
 * "Yeah! If there’s a tie…"
 * "I’ll place the piece wherever my DEVIOUS mind desires!"
 * "Awesome! Let’s turn the tables!"
 * "Why turn it? Do I need a reason? OK, then! It’s because I WANT to!"
 * "Total chaos, right? Whoo-hoo! You know I love it!"
 * "Great! Let’s heat things up with a Crosspiece Crisis!"
 * "Yeah! You’ll play for nothing but crosspieces from now on!"
 * "So don’t get left behind! Go out there and win minigames!"
 * "My dad taught me about chaos!"
 * "Yeah, crosspieces!"

Mario Party 9

 * "Dad! We’ve got a problem!"
 * "They’re heading for the grasslands stage! If we don’t hurry, they’ll take all of the Mini Stars back!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Beat ‘em down, Lakitu!"
 * "Bad news, Dad!"
 * "They’re heading for the factory! We need to stop them before they get all of the Mini Stars there too!"
 * "Whoa! These guys are super intimidating!" (on Big Bob-omb, Whomp)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Crush ‘em, Whomp!"
 * "Dad! Dad! Don’t get mad, but…"
 * "Now they’re heading for that spooky-castle stage! We have to stop them before they can rescue any more Mini Stars!"
 * "Aaaah! What a spine-chilling pair!" (on Dry Bones and King Boo)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Scare em' off Dry Bones!"
 * "Dad! Something terrible has happened again!"
 * "They’re on their way to that sandy-ocean stage! They must want to steal more Mini Stars!"
 * "Oh yeah! This should go swimmingly!" (on Blooper and Cheep Cheep)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Sink ‘em, Cheep Cheep!"
 * "Dad! The worst disaster ever just happened!"
 * "They’re heading for that volcano stage! They’re going to rescue all of the Mini Stars there too!"
 * "Yikes! Even I’m a little scared of these guys." (on Chain Chomp and Spike)
 * "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won’t get past the boss of this fort! Spike ‘em… er… Spike!"
 * "DAD!! Guess what?! "
 * "We lost more Mini Stars at the volcano!"
 * "They’re heading for the space stage to save the last of the Mini Stars!"
 * "Yeah, Dad! What’s up?"
 * "And me too, Dad! I’ll help you!"
 * Bowser: "You’ve made it this far, but the Mini Stars are mine!"
 * Bowser Jr.’s response: "That’s right!"
 * Bowser: "And there’s nothing you can do to foil my plans!"
 * Bowser Jr.’s response: "I think."
 * "As if you could ever beat me and my dad! Gwah ha ha ha!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! So you made it this far, Captain (character)."
 * "I’ve gone easy for a while, but I’m afraid I can’t let you walk away with any more Mini Stars! It’s battle time!"
 * "You’re cordially invited to come play with yours truly!"
 * "Hope you're ready!"
 * "Captain (character)! You are the starting player!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha ha! Now you're going to have to play a minigame against me! You wouldn't have a chance against me alone, so I'll let you take me on with one of your rivals! Captain (character), it looks like your teammate is..."
 * "You're in first place, (character). You must think you're SO good at minigames, huh? Well let's what you're really made of!"
 * "You're in second place, (character). I guess you're not too bad at minigames, huh? Let's see how you do in a real challenge!"
 * "You're in third place, (character). Having a hard time with the minigames, huh? Let's see if you fare any better in a real battle!"
 * "You're in fourth place, (character). You're not doing very well with the minigames, huh? Well I think it's time to show what you can really do!"
 * "You'll be dealing with me!" (to the players)
 * "Hey, (character)! Are you SURE this is the minigame you wanna play?"'
 * Selecting "Yes" - "It's time to play. Do your worst!"
 * Selecting "No" - "OK, it's your funeral! This minigame it is!"
 * "Grr! Next time we play, I'm going to destroy you! And don't you forget it!!"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! So you made it this far, Captain (character). But do you really think you can beat Dad's minion guarding the fort? Tell you what: since you're going to fail anyway, I'll even let you pick your opponent! (Boss character's name), huh? You must love losing!"

Mario Party 10

 * "Dad! You can’t catch up to them on a roll like that! I’m gonna let you reroll that one…"
 * "Dad is maaad! If he catches you now, he can steal your hearts in a super-scary minigame!"
 * "Dad! Use this Dice Block! "
 * "Dad! (character) and the others are approaching the goal!"
 * "I’ll help you out here!"
 * "It’s time for a Bowser Jr. Revolution! First, I’ll just collect everyone’s hearts!"
 * "So… (number) in all!? I’ll just divide these up evenly…"
 * "I’ve given everyone (number) hearts!"
 * "And I’m taking all the leftover hearts!"
 * "I’m not giving up the Super Star that easily!"
 * "Dad! Tap a character to secretly stash the Super Star with them!"
 * "Now I’m going to show the contents of the treasure chests just to you, Dad!"
 * "Draw graffiti! Try to trick (character) and the gang into choosing a bad treasure chest!"
 * "Only you can see what’s going on, Dad!"
 * "Draw graffiti! Try to trick (character) and the gang into choosing a bad route!"
 * "Dad! If you catch up with them now, you can choose a good minigame! Make it a hard one!"
 * "Hey, Dad! It’s time for the Bowser Challenge!"
 * "You’ll play 10 Bowser Battles to see how many hearts you can get!"
 * "You get a bonus of 3 hearts whenever you knock someone out, so play hard!"
 * "Yeah! That’s my dad! Let’s count how many hearts you collected!"
 * "Next I’ll announce the knockout bonus!"

Super Mario Party

 * "Heh! Soon you'll see how tough I am!"
 * "That’s right! My pops is better than everyone! Hahahaha!"
 * "Yeah! And at the next party, the Super Star’s gonna be me!"

Area Specific

 * "Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
 * "I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "All right! My throwing arm is all warmed up. I’m gonna pulverize that die – just watch me roll!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Boooring! This castle is way too plain! I’m gonna give it a once-over with my magic paintbrush!" (Castle Trodain)
 * "My awesome racing skills are gonna come in handy here. But first, I've gotta show off my die-rolling skills!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "Hey, I’ve heard rumors about this place! Time to be on the lookout for giant lava monsters." (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "How am I supposed to tell which way’s up and which way’s down!? This place is a mess!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "I’ve been doing recon on Peach’s Castle, and the defenses are pretty weak. I’ll storm it in a snap!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "So where's that fancy choo-choo train I keep hearing about? Bet it's not any fancier than my newest mecha!" (The Observatory)
 * "Dad told me about this place – It’s where he used to fight Mario! I’m gonna win this one for you, Dad!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "If you're gonna make a giant statue, you should at least model it after a rad-looking Koopa!" (The Colossus)
 * "You guys really think you can beat me on my home turf? Think again!! I know this castle like the back of my hand!" (Bowser's Castle)
 * "Hmph! This ship’s pretty classy – you know, cool design and all that. Maybe I’ll model my next mecha after it!" (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Hee hee! I'm gonna plaster graffiti all over this island. It'll be my big old masterpiece!" (Delfino Plaza)
 * "Legendary hero, shmegendary hero! My dad’s way braver than any ol’ hero!" (Alefgard)
 * "Change my job, huh? I could become an awesome evil overlord like my dad...but I think I can manage that on my own!" (Alltrades Abbey)
 * "I feel right at home in these ruins! C'mon - let's see what kind of booby traps this place has got!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Yuck! This island is shaped weird. Why didn't they make it look like a Koopa? That would've been awesome!" (Slimenia)

General Quotes

 * "Hee hee! Let me introduce myself. I'm Bowser Jr., and you'll all be losing to ME today!"
 * "All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen next! Fame? Fortune? Who knows!"
 * "You guys are lucky I'm playing this game fair and square! I coulda brought my newest mecha to beat you all!"
 * "What to do, what to do... Ah forget it! I'll just roll first and think about my evil plan later!"
 * "You guys know you're just wasting your time, right? 'Cause I'm totally gonna win, no matter what you do!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I may look young, but don't hold back - fight me with all you've got!"
 * "Hey, it's my turn! Stop hogging the die and let ME roll!"
 * "I'm gonna buy up all the good shops at five times the going rate and paint 'em all my color!"
 * To himself: "Hmmm... What kind of mischief should I cause next?"
 * "So that's how it's gonna be, huh? This game's getting pretty good... And by good, I mean VICIOUS!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Roll, die! Roll and roll till you can't roll no more!"
 * "Prepare to have your minds blown - it's MY turn now!"
 * "Come on, die - gimme a good number!"
 * "Share the wealth, guys! I deserve to be in first place for a while!"
 * "Watch your backs, people! If you get in my way, I'm gonna shove you right back out of it!"
 * "Heh heh. I'm gonna buy out that shop out there and cause everybody a world of hurt!"
 * To himself: "Heh heh. First place is so close, I can taste it! Now all I have to do is wait for the perfect time to strike..."
 * "Hee hee! I love a close race! It makes it that much more fun to knock people out of the way!!"
 * "First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?"
 * "Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
 * "Hee hee! One more suit to go! Now if only I can make my way over to the bank..."
 * "Hee hee! Almost time to level up! That'll make me one step closer to being a king!"
 * "Soooo close! And as soon as I level up, I'm gonna be THAT MUCH closer to winning! King Koopa, here I come!"
 * "Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
 * "One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
 * "Bow down before me, shop! I've got you under my control now, so serve your master well!"
 * "Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
 * "Oh well, no biggie... I'm gonna squeeze 10 times that much money out of you later!"
 * "Hmph! I barely felt that!"
 * "I need to keep this place safe and secure!"
 * "Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you dare touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
 * "Aw, man...almost all of the empty shops are gone! I gotta get a move on!"
 * "No more vacant shops? All right! Let's get down to business!"
 * "Aw, I never get a chance to invest! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone out there WANTS me to lose!"
 * To himself: "What's the point of having stock if I can't invest? GRR! I need to land on one of my shops RIGHT NOW!"
 * "Not much point in investing if I don't have any stock... Gah! What a waste!"
 * Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
 * "Hee hee hee! Don't hold back, folks! Gimme as much gold as you want!"
 * "Wish I coulda gotten a flashier card... I'm still gonna make the most of it, though!"
 * After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Huh, a Suit Yourself card... I think I can find a use for that!"
 * After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
 * After warping: "Hee hee! This is SO much easier than traveling by mecha!"
 * After player warps: "Ha! That's it, (Player's name), run and hide... But you'll never escape the clutches of Bowser Jr.!"
 * After landing on the Bank: "Hmph. I don't like the look of this bank. Think I'll take it over someday!"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Urgh... Only lazy people need to take a day off! Who do you think I am, some sorta slacker?"
 * After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I don't need the stinking day off. UGH! Fine. I'll just use this time to build up my strength..."
 * "Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
 * "Heh heh heh... I totally knew this place would be closed today! I just saved myself some serious gold!"
 * After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Enjoy your day off, (Player's name). Don't worry - I promise not to stomp your shops or anything! Heh heh heh..."
 * To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
 * "Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
 * "Heh heh! Bet you're gonna think twice about investing here now!"
 * "Listen up, (Player's name)! You'd better not try to get in my way!"
 * "If (Player's name) thinks he/she can protect his/her shop with a measly investment, he's/she's got another thing coming!"
 * "Not bad, (Player's name)... But next time, you should try to earn me even MORE gold!"
 * "Hee hee! Keep it up, (Player's name), and I'll make you an honorary member of my royal guard!"
 * "Grr! What do you think you're doing, (Player's name)!? My poor stock!"
 * "Heh heh! Watch as I make that itty bit of gold grow into a vast Koopa fortune!"
 * "Hee hee! Now I'm playing with Koopa power!"
 * "Hee hee! Perfect! I can take out Mario and (Player's name) in one fell swoop!"
 * After buying someone out: "Hee hee! This shop's mine now! I don't wanna hear any whining, so complain to someone who cares!"
 * After getting bought out: "Looks like someone is trying to mess up my brilliant plan for district domination. It's ON buddy!"
 * To Player: "Try not to spend any of that money until you get to my shop, (Player's name)!"
 * Mario's response: "I'm not gonna let that happen, Bowser Jr.! Come on, (Player's name), let's work together to beat that guy!"
 * To Player: "You're just being a big show-off, (Player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!"
 * Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (Player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"
 * To Player: "Hee hee! You're about to learn the true meaning of Koopa power, (Player's name)!"
 * Bowser's response: "Why don't you just give up now and become one of our minions, (Player's name)? Bwah hah!"
 * To Player: "Don't go thinking you're special or anything just because you got a promotion, (Player's name)!"
 * Bowser's response: "Hey now, Son. Maybe (Player's name) IS special! I mean... Well, at least he/she deserves to celebrate a little."
 * After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey, (Player's name), you're back! Hope you had a nice beauty rest! Now let's decide this thing once and for all!"
 * Going bankrupt: "Ugh... Just wait till next time! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever! *sniffle*..."
 * Going bankrupt: "You...y-y-ou haven't...seen...the l-l-last of...urgh...me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
 * Close to victory: "Hee hee hee! From here on out, it's just a straight dash to the end! Better not get in my way, people!"
 * About to go bankrupt: "Gah! I'm not letting it end like this! I'll go out kicking and screaming and mess this whole place up!"
 * When in 1st Place: "Hee hee! Bow down before me, peons!"
 * When in 2nd Place: "Heh heh. First place is so close, I can taste it! Now all I have to do is wait for the perfect time to strike..."
 * When in 4th Place: "Hee hee hee! Don't worry - I'm gonna have a pretty ferocious comeback any minute now!!"
 * When paying rent to 1st: "Grr... I don't even know why I'm shopping here. The last thing I want to do is give YOU more gold!"
 * When paying rent to 4th: "Hmph! Maybe that money'll help you improve your game a little... But somehow I doubt it! Tee hee!"
 * Landing on a shop with -50% price: "You're only charging me half of what you normally do? OK...but I'm not gonna do you any favors!"
 * Landing on a shop with +30% price: "Hey, you jacked your prices up! Afraid the great Bowser Jr. is gonna win this game, huh?"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
 * To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
 * To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
 * To Player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"
 * To Others: "Hmph... If you wanna win, you're gonna have to get through ME first!"

Landing on an average shop

 * "Hmph! All right, I'll let it go this one time. But next time... Next time you're gonna get an earful!"
 * "Grr!! Don't think I'm going to let that evil deed go unpunished!"
 * To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
 * To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
 * To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
 * To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"
 * To Player: "Next time, (player's name), it's YOU who's gonna be paying ME a ton of gold! Just you wait!"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * "Waaagghhh! Stupid die! Why would you make me land on such an expensive shop?"
 * "NOOOO! Uh, don't worry, folks! This isn't anything I can't - urgh - handle!"
 * To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
 * To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
 * To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!""
 * To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
 * To Player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (DS)

 * "Hah!"
 * "I came looking for snow spirits, and I ended up finding Mario and Sonic!"
 * "Hey! What’re you whispering about?"
 * "If you think you can take me on, let me squish you at some Speed Skating!"
 * "Ha! You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into. Prepare to be blown away!"
 * "I… lost. I actually lost…"
 * "This isn’t over yet! I’m gonna tell Papa on you!"
 * "I’ll get him to make even bigger ice walls, so you guys can’t escape from town!"
 * "Man! This stinks! We never got a chance to shine!"
 * "We can’t let it end like this, can we, Metal Sonic?"
 * "I know, let’s put together some challenges for them!"
 * "Grr!"
 * "They finished all the challenges we came up with, Metal Sonic."
 * "I hate to say it, but I guess we still got a lot to learn."
 * "I know, let’s follow Mario and Sonic without them knowing!"
 * "We’ll take on some missions with them and improve our skills!"

2012 London Olympic Games (3DS)

 * "Ha ha ha! Scared ya, huh?! Bet ya thought it was my papa!"
 * "Check it out. When I take a deep breath of this fog…"
 * "I can make my voice really scary, just like Papa’s! Bwa ha ha ha!"
 * "So, whaddaya think?! Pretty chilling, huh?!"
 * "Hey, that’s not true! And who are you calling kid?!"
 * "D-Don’t blame me! I bet Papa is behind… er… Never mind."
 * "S-Stop calling me a little kid!"
 * "I’m gonna tell my papa you were making fun of me!"
 * "Ooh, be quiet! I’ll take you all on! C’mon, I challenge you!"
 * "I… I’ll even tell ya where my papa is if you can win against me!"
 * "Yeah, really!"
 * "Grrr! You guys won’t be so cocky once I’m through with you!"
 * "Waaah! How come I lost?!"
 * "Oh, no, this is bad! Papa won’t be happy when he finds out the fog is gone!"
 * "How would I know?! He never lets me in on those talks he has with Dr. Eggman!"
 * "Ack! Did I just say that out loud? Ooh, I really did it this time…"
 * "I better get outta here before I say something else I’ll regret!"
 * "We’re outta here, Bullet Bill!"
 * "That’s weird. I heard London was full of big skyscrapers and old architecture."
 * "So what’s with this wide-open area and these big ol’ rocks? They building a stadium here?"
 * "Perfect! I’ll ask them!"
 * "Hey guys! Where’s the Olympic stadium?"
 * "No way! I definitely heard the next Olympic Games were happening in England!"
 * "What!? But those big rocks have to be the foundation of a big new stadium or something!"
 * "Ahh. I must have taken a wrong turn! I’ve gotta get to London!"
 * "Whoa, really?! The ruins’ energy make you faster?"
 * "What did you just say?!"
 * "I’m plenty big enough to win against Yoshi without relying on some old ruins!"
 * "Okay, you’re on!"
 * "Told ya so! I don’t need energy from no ruins!"
 * "Ha ha ha! Next time you see my papa, make sure to tell him how awesome I am!"
 * "I know, I know! Get off my back."
 * "Why am I wasting my time here when I could be in London, too?! I’m way better than some robot!"
 * "Maybe I’ll head there now! Ooh, but if Shadow and Silver are already there… Hmmm…"
 * "Aw, thinking was never my thing! I’ll just hurry there, I can figure the rest out later!”
 * "Let’s go, Bullet Bill!"
 * "Oooh, that smarts…"
 * "Wow, you know who I am?"
 * "Er—I mean… I see you’re not as dumb as you look! Ha ha!"
 * "I heard Dr. Eggman’s robots were tearing the city up, so I rushed here to get in on the action!"
 * "Ha ha ha! I eat bad guys like this for breakfast!"
 * "Don’t make fun of me just ‘cause I’m small!"
 * "R-Really?! Well… then I guess I’ll forgive him. This time!"
 * "A game?! Against you guys?! Er, didn’t you see how strong I am? I’m like, super strong!"
 * (Hey! Why should I waste my time if that’s their attitude?)
 * "Y-you really think so?"
 * "All right, Shadow, Silver… You’re on!"
 * "Yes! I did it! I really won against Silver and Shadow!"
 * "Better practice hard till then—not that it’ll help you beat me!"
 * "I-I’m through playing around, too! I’ll win as many times as you want!"
 * "Hmph! Those fraidy-cats! Did you see how fast they ran?"
 * "Like I really care!"
 * "No way! My papa could beat them with both arms tied! Not that he’ll have to after I beat them!"
 * "I can beat those guys without any extra training!"
 * "I would, but there are none left since I totally already beat the ones that were here, hello?"
 * "Well, then let me at them!"
 * "Boy, I set out to find one of Dr. Eggman’s robots, and I run into him and Metal Sonic…"
 * "Looks like Dr. Eggman’s really set on winning a gold medal. Even more than Papa is."
 * "He’s working Metal Sonic into the ground…"
 * "Yeah, maybe I will!”
 * "It’s me, Bowser Jr.! Just came by to do a little training."
 * "Wait, that’s totally boring! Lemme take on Metal Sonic!"
 * "I’ve powered up, too! I’m as strong as my papa now!"
 * "Course its true!"
 * "Consequences shmonsequences!"
 * "W-wait! How is that fair?!"
 * "Fine! Then I’ve got conditions of my own! If I win, er…"
 * "How ‘bout you tell my papa how awesome I was?"
 * "Okay, I accept! You’re on!"
 * "I can’t afford to lose this one. Time to give it all I’ve got!"
 * "Yay! I won against Metal Sonic! I won!"
 * "What, did you blink? Ha ha!"
 * "You better keep your promise and tell my papa how awesome I was, Dr. Eggman!"
 * "Wh-What are you doing?!"
 * "Forget it! That wasn’t part of the deal!"
 * "And no going back on your promise to talk to my papa!"
 * "Oh, and one more thing, as a penalty for trying to trick me!"
 * "I’m thirsty, Dr. Eggman. You have any juice on you? Oh, and a snack while you’re at it!"
 * "You say something, Dr. Eggman?!"
 * "Was I really?!"
 * "Er, I mean you better tell him how great I was, too!"
 * "Ooh, I hope he’s proud of me when everybody tells him what an awesome athlete I am!"
 * "Gold medal city, here I come!"
 * (Just training today was enough to beat everybody I took on, so a bit of slacking won’t hurt…)
 * "Papa!"
 * "Papa, I saw the whole thing! You actually won against Mario!"
 * "You were amazing, Papa!"
 * "I can’t wait to grow up and be just like you!"
 * "Okay, Papa, I will! I won’t miss a thing, especially at the Olympic Games!"
 * "You okay, Papa?"

2016 Rio Olympic Games (Wii U)

 * "If you manage to win three Olympic matches you’ll be a champion. Not that you’ll ever get there! Bwa hahah! Aw, I’m sorry. That was mean. Here, lemme give you a tip that only I know about by way of apologizing. Tournaments here in Rio have three different levels—from Level 1 all the way up to level 3! Pretty sweet tip, right?"
 * "Hmph! I mighta lost the first match, but I blame it on this being the Mario League! I would've won for sure if this was the Bowser League!"
 * "I'm team leader and we just lost our first match! My dad is NOT gonna be happy about this. Maybe I can pin the blame on my teammates..."
 * "Dad told me I had to win this game 'cause we're not a family of chumps, but we still lost! That's about the chump-iest thing ever, right? Blech. But no tears! I'm team leader, and I'm gonna whip my team into shape so we can win the second match. Then Dad will be proud of me for sure!"
 * "You know, I didn't really want to compete in a big event with Mario's name on it, but I'm glad we won our first match all the same. Yup, just another day of leading my team to victory. Hear that, world? You gotta show me respect now!"
 * "Woohoo! We won our first match! And since I'm team leader, my Dad promised he'd take me out to dinner! Do you know any famous Brazilian foods?  Or anything else you can't eat outside of Rio? I don't have time to look around before the second match."
 * "I'm kinda shocked how good the players on my team are. Hard to stand out as the skilled leader that I am with so much talent, to be honest! But I've got the job now. And I must be doing something right, because we advanced, right? Now I just gotta stay amazing and win us our second match! Bwa ha!"
 * "Some people are saying it's my fault my team lost. They can't say that sort of thing! I'm team leader! How could any of it be MY fault?! Leaders get to boast because leaders are awesome! And when we win the third match, I'll boast even harder! I might even DANCE! Wooooo!"
 * "My team lost the second match. Are we just lousy? I mean, it can't be because of ME, so that must be it. Still, we woulda won if everyone had done what I said! I ordered them to play the hardest they could, so if we still lost, that's on them."
 * "Lots of fans are saying it's my fault we lost the second match. What do you think? I thought I tried pretty hard, but then again, I think I'm great, soooo...yeah. Oh well. Nothing for it but to get back out there and show 'em what I'm made of. Then they'll see how amazing I really am!"
 * "My team's been complimenting me about how hard I tried in the second match. It feels kinda...nice. But if they're only complimenting me 'cause they didn't think I was gonna be any use? Well, that'd make me sooo mad! I'm team leader! Of COURSE I'm good!"
 * "After we won in the second match, our fans really heaped the praise on my team. But I'm team leader! People should heap praise on ME! I mean, we only won because of how amazing I was. Was the crowd watching a different game out there? What a buncha bums!"
 * "My team is only as good as they are because they have ME as their leader! They'd be nuttin' without me, I tells ya. Nuttin' at all! Speaking of which, my team needs a name. We've already got Teams Mario and Sonic, so I'm thinking "Team Bowser Jr. the Most Amazing and Handsome!" Whatcha think?"
 * "Waaaaah... I wanted a medal too! I told Dad I'd win it all, but I couldn't even land 3rd place! He's gonna snarl at me, I know it..."
 * "*phew!* Lookie! Lookie! I got a medal in the competition! It's all big and heavy and super-Koopa shiiiiiny! The coolest medal out there! ...All right, all right. It's not the gold medal, OK? The bronze medal is just fine by me, though. I'm the third most amazing guy in the world!"
 * "I let the gold medal slip through my fingers right at the end... Dad said I did great, but it sure doesn't feel like it. I don't need his pity! Wah!"
 * "I did it! I won a medal in the finals! Still, I wish folks had gotten a bit more riled up, though, y'know? Maybe no one expected much of me since I'm small. Guess I'll have to win more medals to make the world see that I'm a superstar!"
 * "I won! Yaaaaay! I always knew I was Olympic material! Dad's gonna flip his shell when he hears this! He said he'd buy me a new game system if I won a medal! I'm gonna play it all day long, and I'm not gonna give ANYONE ELSE A TURN! Yaaaaaay!"
 * "I, uh... Of course I made it through the qualifiers! I mean, it's not like I'd, um, lose, or anything. Eheheh... So, um...can you not tell Dad about this?"
 * "Ha! I made it through the qualifiers! Whaddya think? Pretty impressive, huh? If you run into Dad, be sure to tell him for me! Hey, what gives? You don't believe me?! It's true, I tell ya! I swear!"
 * "Blue seas, white sand, open skies... Heh. This Rio place is all right. Since I'm through the preliminaries, I've been doing some sightseeing too! Except I, uh, kinda-sorta forgot when the semifinal is supposed to start. Pleeeease tell me I haven't missed it!"
 * "I heard some guys who made it out of the qualifiers spreading rumors about me, like, "Who's that Bowser Jr. guy?" and junk. I wanted to tell them "That's me, you fools!" Buuuut I didn't think that would look very cool. I just need to win it all so everyone knows!"
 * "Hey! Were you laughin' at me losin' in the semifinal?! You were, weren't you! Well, no one laughs at a Koopa and gets away with it! I'm gonna tell Dad about this!"
 * "So I'm super-duper busy getting ready for the final, but there's something I keep wondering. What do they call that yummy-lookin' dish with black beans and meat again? Oh, now I remember! Feijoada! I had some with Dad to celebrate my making it to the semifinal. Just remembering how good it was has me all ramped up for the final!"
 * "Y'know, I am REALLY digging Rio! It's so cool that once I'm champion of the Olympic Games, I'm gonna have to see about conquering the city for myself! I've got it! Once I win, I'll ask Dad to build Bowser Jr. Castle somewhere here in Rio for me as a reward for my victory!"
 * "I asked all my pals to root for me in the finals, but none of them believe I won the semis! What a bunch of ungrateful fools! If Dad fills up the stands with those dumb minions of his, he'll win for sure! You know anyone who's free during the finals and might wanna root for me?"
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! It is I, the King of the Koopas! Bow before me! Bend the knee in terror to your mighty regent! ...Aw, come on. At least act a LITTLE scared! Don't make me come over there and chomp you."
 * "Whew! One match and I'm already tuckered! I'd better take a nap so that I don't exhaust myself. You happen to know any good spots for a snooze? Hey, but don't YOU go takin' any naps, hear?! You have to stay awake and make sure I don't oversleep and miss the next match."
 * "I'm on my free time now, but I've got nothing to do. I've already eaten, had some juice, and went and bought a whole wheelbarrow full of souvenirs. I'll just get hungry again if I wander around. Guess I should just take a load off..."
 * "I thought everyone was tuckered out from their games, but they seem surprisingly perky during this downtime. Man, grown-ups can be pretty incredible! B-but I can do that too! I'm just lying here enjoying my downtime all perky-like! Not like those other kids..."

2016 Rio Olympic Games (3DS)

 * "I’m leaving this in your hands." (to Boy in Sonic costume)
 * "I’m counting on you." (to Boy in Mario costume)
 * "What do you want? Why are you bothering me?"
 * "A question, huh? You wanna know what my papa’s doing here?"
 * "Don’t think you’re so special just ‘cause you’re winning a bunch of gold medals."
 * "Why should I tell you anything? Take a hike!"
 * "I’ll put you in your place. Just you wait!"
 * "Hmph, you’re the one they’re talking about, right? The new recruit at Sonic’s Gym?"
 * "Well, the only thing you’ll be winning today is the consolation prize. ‘Cause the Olympic gold medal’s MINE."
 * "Don’t go losing before I get the chance to beat you. I want you in those finals!"
 * "Hah! It’s gonna take a lot more than that to win against me."
 * "Don’t waste your time training. Stick to CRYING practice and you’ll be set for the finals!"
 * "I don’t care how much you train, I’m gonna win in the finals!"
 * "You’ve got no chance of winning against me!"
 * "My record is 1:24.500. Yeah, I know, it’s amazing!"
 * "WAY better than you can do, I bet!"
 * "No waaay! How did I lose? This isn’t fair. It’s not FAIR!"

Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition

 * "Hey, what's the big idea?! I was taking a nap in there."
 * "But I didn't catch all my Zs!"
 * "How'd Mario and his crew get this far? Ugh. And just when I was getting my bubble bath ready!"
 * "Ugh! Those guys have messed with my bath time...for the LAST time!"
 * "No way! I was setting up a 10-combo attack that would have been the END of them!"
 * "Forget that! This isn't over yet. Not by a long shot."

PAL version

 * "What's going on? I was napping!"
 * "But I'm still tired!"
 * "Mario's lot again?! I was just enjoying a nice soak in the bath-how dare you!"
 * "I'm not properly warmed up yet!"
 * "Lame! Lame. Lame. I almost had a 10 Combo!"
 * "I haven't lost yet!"

Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

 * "Hey! Stay away from him."
 * "I see what’s going on here."
 * "You want to use the little fella’s special talents for yourself!"
 * "Well, I saw him first! He and all his special talents are MINE."
 * "I think I’ll call you…"
 * "…SPAWNY!"
 * "You want to help me teach these wimps a lesson, Spawny?"
 * "Ha! My papa’s gonna be so impressed when he gets back from vacation!"
 * "And you, Mario, YOU must be exhausted after all those battles. Take this—it’ll give you some much needed energy."
 * "Before I go, Spawny and I would like to introduce you to a new friend of ours. He’s the ‘top banana’ around here!"
 * "I see you escaped Spawny’s offspring back at the tower."
 * "Well, don’t waste time patting yourselves on the back."
 * "With Spawny at my side YOU’LL be the ones fading into oblivion soon enough."
 * "Then nothing and no one’ll be the boss of me!"
 * "Hear me? NO ONE!"
 * "Papa?!"
 * "Papa, I’m kinda in the middle of some-"
 * "No, I’m not throwing a party!"
 * "I finished my homework. Well… most of it."
 * "Yes, I took out the garbage."
 * "OK, Papa…"
 * "C’mon, Spawny. We’re not done yet. We still gotta defeat Mario and his dumb friends!"
 * "Papa’ll be so proud!"
 * "Well, well! It seems the Goody Two-Shoes Crew can’t get enough of your talents, Spawny!"
 * "I wonder what NEW creation you can come up with to pique their interest…"
 * "It’d better be good!"
 * "Go on, let 'em have it!"
 * "Give them something straight out of your nightmares!"
 * "Or I’ll give YOU something to be scared about!"
 * "Stop wiggling, you saphead! You’re going to fall out of the-"
 * "And YOU. Stay away from Spawny!"
 * "As a matter of fact, stay out of my way. PERIOD."
 * "I’ve got things to do and daddy issues to repress!"
 * (As ???) Congrats on finding Spooky Trails. Isn’t it great? Check out the gate in front of you.
 * (As ???) Behind the Moon Gate is the cure for the plague that’s ravaged the Mushroom Kingdom for too long! A champion that has long been asleep will awaken and set things right!
 * (As ???) But to get to him you’ll need to find the two uh… er… Lost Relics of Goodness!
 * (As ???) Find the relics and the champion – a Mr. Tom Phan – shall awake and sing with joy at having you before him!
 * (As ???) Good job! You found one of the relics. Hopefully, it was extremely unpleasant.
 * (As ???) Er, unpleasant for your enemies, I mean!
 * (As ???) The second Relic of Goodness will involve a long and perilous journey during which you’ll probably meet a grisly end. Have fun.
 * (As ???) Dorks, You’re probably feeling pretty discouraged right now, not that I blame you. I’d be discouraged if I were you, too.
 * (As ???) The Moon Gate can’t be opened unless there’s a full moon (duh). Too bad it’s gone already. Lucky for you, I know a way to get it to come back!
 * (As ???) Just take the totally non-spooky path leading from the gate that just opened and everything will work out just fine and you won’t be killed. I promise.
 * (As ???) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Moon Gate is open and Mr. Tom Phan awaits. Soon, you’ll be out of the picture entirely! Muhahahahaha!
 * (As ???) Er… when I wrote ‘out of the picture’ I meant, ‘doing great’. Also, when I wrote ‘muhahahahaha’ I meant, ‘congratulations’.
 * (As ???) Also, when I wrote ‘muhahahahaha’ the second time I meant, er… ‘You guys are really cool and I like you a lot and definitely don’t wish you any harm.’ *snicker*
 * "So, you finally decided to show up! You’re just in time for the show."
 * "Oh, he’s real alright…"
 * "In fact, thanks to you, he’s about to make his debut right here on this very stage."
 * "Go on now, Spawny… Do your thing!"
 * "Hmm… Maybe you need a little encouragement."
 * "Behold! Tom Phan! Better known as…"
 * "PHANTOM!"
 * "Well, I hope you’re happy!"
 * "Spawny and I were perfectly happy together. Five minutes with YOU and he gets kidnapped!"
 * "And what’s Papa gonna say when he comes home to find a giant energy dragon hanging out in his castle?"
 * "Lucky for you he’s still on vacation, so you’ll have time to clean up the mess you made."
 * "That’s him now."
 * "It’s probably just another photo of him standing next to a stupid statue or an old pile of rubble."
 * "“Decided to come home early, son. See you soon! – Papa.”"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "That dragon’s gonna squish my dad! And then my dad’s gonna squish ME!"
 * "What am I gonna do?! You GOTTA help me!"
 * "I’m coming, Papa! I’m coming!"
 * "Hey! HEY! You gotta help my Papa!"
 * "He coulda licked that thing himself, but… something happened to him!"
 * "No, please! I’m sorry about before! I know it’s all my fault…"
 * "Uh… I guess I owe you guys a debt of gratitude or whatever."
 * "Look, I can’t promise that I’ll be good forever… but I’ll try."
 * "You did kinda free my dad from a big, scary dragon thing."
 * "*sigh*… Guess I’ll have to take my lumps when he wakes up."
 * "Unless YOU want to take the fall for me! I mean, he already hates Mario, so-"
 * "Oh… yeah, well… until next time."

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 * "DON’T RUN! WAIT UP!"
 * "Hey, you’re Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"
 * "Sniff snoof snifffffffffffff… Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK. Have you got a rare sticker?"
 * ''"News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"
 * "Well! Guess I’ll just have to take that rare sticker by overpowering you, thank you very much."
 * "Ha ha ha! Am I a beast or what? No way are you gonna win."
 * "But just ‘cause you’re on the brink of a humiliating defeat, don’t get all desperate and think of using that rare sticker."
 * "No no no NO! I want that sticker pristine when I take it from you!"
 * "Hey, y’know, you’re not too shabby. Luckily, at times like this, I just use the power my pop gave me to… RECOVERRR!"
 * "What?! C’mon, seriously? That sticker is overpowered! You cheat!"
 * "Okay look, I’ve had it! If that’s the way it’s gonna be, I've got one last trick to show you, bub!"
 * "NYARGLEBARGLE!"
 * "I’m not finished yet!"
 * "You’ll never climb up there to get it. Enjoy your sad little day of crying!"
 * "Bye, cheater!"
 * "TA-DAAAAH!"
 * "Hey, long time no see, Mario! Aren’t you looking chipper."
 * "Sniff sniff snooooooffffff… Mmm… and you’ve got an even rarer sticker than last time, don’t ya?"
 * "Yeah, well, that is REALLY ANNOYING! Give it, give it. GIVE IT NOW!"
 * "HEY! Running away? REALLY?!"
 * ''"Mario's not stronger at all! Talk about lame!
 * "Ooh, the little runaway coward is back! Fork over that sticker!"
 * "Dang! You’re nothing but a big bully! I’m telling my dad on you!"
 * "And my dad is SOOOO shiny right now! He’s way, way stronger than the both of you combined!"
 * "Better be ready to cry a lot!"
 * "I’VE BEEN WAITING!"
 * "Mario! So you actually made it here!"
 * "Y’know, Dad was pretty angry when I told him how you beat me up for no good reason! He was spitting mad!"
 * "So now I don’t care about any dumb stickers. I just care about vengeance! And I won’t go easy on you this time. You want this comet piece? Come on!"
 * "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"
 * "You made a huge hole in the ship! Dad’s gonna get all mad again!"
 * "I’m gonna pummel you and make my daddy proud!"
 * "No way am I losing this time!"
 * "How do you like THIS?!"
 * "Ha! Check it! A defense shield!"
 * "Go ahead, attack all you want!"
 * "Oh nooooo, the babies ran away!"
 * "Looks like there's no need for Dad to come out. I AM NOW THE FINAL BOSS!"
 * "Hey, you're back! Are you sure you don't wanna run away again?"
 * "DAAAAAANG! NOOOOO! WHYYYYY? This can’t be happening!"
 * "Could this mean… I’M FINISHED?!"

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "What's the big idea, copycat?"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "It's like looking into a funhouse mirror. Crazy!"
 * ''"But anyway, you showed up at just the right time. It was getting boring around here."
 * "No way! That's MY name too! Wow! OK then, let's get this party started!"
 * "Hey there, buddy."
 * "You know what, buddy?" (PAL)
 * "I'm bored out of my mind."
 * "By the way, there's something I've been wondering. Where are you from anyway?"
 * "Hmm... Does that mean if we had the book, you'd have to go home?"
 * "But hanging out together is the only thing keeping us from dying of boredom!"
 * "Oh, great idea!"
 * "I bet our dads would like that too."
 * "So any idea where the book is now?"
 * "Once we're done here, let's go find that book!"
 * "HOLD ON!"
 * "Don't you throw my book away! I'm gonna tell Dad on you!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Alright! Let's get this baby home!"
 * "All right, time to go throw this book in the garbage."
 * "And then we can hang out together and never be bored again!"
 * "Okay, book, into the stinky garbage with you!"
 * "On second thought..."
 * "Let's keep this ugly garbage book for now. Who knows? Maybe it'll come in handy."
 * "Like, if we get bored here, we could go terrorize YOUR world someday..."
 * "Let's go show the book to Dad! I bet he'll get a kick out of it."
 * "Daaad! I'M your son!"
 * "Look what I have!"
 * "We don't care! We don't wanna do it! We hate guard duty!"
 * "I like special surprises! OK, let's go to the villa!"
 * "And so are you!"
 * "Who knew that Pops had a villa way up here?"
 * "Talk about a killer view!"'
 * "No way! This I gotta see!"
 * "Whoooooa."
 * "I'm so high up!"
 * "If I were scared of heights, I would for sure be freaking out right now."
 * "Hey! Stop hogging it!"
 * "It's half mine, you know!"
 * "I don't wanna!"
 * "Besides, you're the one who told me to play here!"
 * "Heh. Mario! This is perfect timing!"
 * "Gahaha! Come and get us... if you can!"
 * "Dang it! They're scratching our papercraft all up!"
 * "We're just messing around here. Time to break out the big bombs!"
 * "Right? High five!"
 * "Waaaah! They broke our papercraft!"
 * "Why'd you make it so flimsy?"
 * "Brrr! *zzz* *zzz*"
 * "Why is it so cooooold...?"
 * "That was a dirty trick, running away while I was asleep!"
 * "I'm gonna tell Dad all about it, just you wait!"
 * "Oh, man, probably both!"
 * "But the book is OURS now! We're never giving it back!"
 * "Hmm... Hey, buddy."
 * "I kind of feel like these guys didn’t know we had the book."
 * "Maybe we shouldn’t have pulled it out just then."
 * "Hah! Like we'd just give up like that."
 * "Hey, buddy! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
 * "Let's run away!"
 * "So it's come to this."
 * "Hey, buddy! Why did we even run away the first time?"
 * "Fighting is more fun, don't you think?"
 * "All right, who can fly the farthest?"
 * "I challenge you!"
 * "Urgh... Buddy..."
 * "Um, Dad..."
 * "Dad... the book..."

Paper Bowser Jr.

 * "What!? It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE the copycat!"
 * "That said, you picked a pretty nice style to jack!"
 * "The name’s Bowser Jr. Pleased to meetcha!"
 * "Oh, yeah, me too."
 * "Sure, we’ll get a reward for watching the princesses, but…"
 * "I’m bored out of my mind."
 * "I flew out of that book, same as my dad."
 * "Yeah, probably."
 * "Yeah, going home would be super lame."
 * "Wait, I have an idea!"
 * "Let’s just find the book and destroy it! Problem solved!"
 * "Nope, no clue. Hmm…"
 * "Yeah! Then I’ll never have to go home!"
 * "It’s stinky garbage time! It’s stinky garbage time!"
 * "Whyyyy meeee? Standing guard is the most boring job in the world!"
 * "We don’t care! We don’t want to do it! We hate guard duty!"
 * "Yeah! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!"
 * "We’re heading out to the villa now!"
 * "Hey buddy! Did you check out that awesome papercraft downstairs?"
 * "It looks just like us!"
 * "Hey, buddy!The papercraft is so awesome!"
 * "Whoa! SO cool!"
 * "We don’t care! We’re not done playing yet!"
 * "AND we’re not scared of Mario or anyone with him!"
 * "Now that we’ve got this sweet papercraft, we’re not scared of anything!"
 * "We’re gonna take this papercraft for a test drive… all over your face!"
 * "Pfft. They probably can’t!"
 * "Good idea!"
 * "That does us zero good right now. Let’s go back to the castle"
 * "Man, I’m so bored."
 * "This lookout duty is the worst! Where’s the action?"
 * "Hey, you two! Try escaping or something! I can’t take this anymore!"
 * "‘Mario! Save me!' You could at least say something different every once in a while. Yeesh!"
 * "And anyway, Mario’s not coming!"
 * "Right about now he’s probably being dangled over some lava."
 * "Grrr! Stop saying that! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
 * "That’s IT. I’m going outside."
 * "So… you think they’re here to steal back that book, or just the princesses?"
 * "What’s up?"
 * "Looks that way."
 * "Maybe not our best move."
 * "I think so!"
 * "Let’s run away!"
 * "You can’t boss us around!"
 * "Nuh-uh! WE’RE the bosses!"
 * "You’re not even a miniboss!"
 * "You’re just an angry little bee!"
 * "You’re right! Let’s fight ‘em!"
 * "It’s what Dad would want."
 * "It's gonna be painful if you lose. Bwahaha!"
 * "Don’t let them get it... We need it..."