MarioWiki:BJAODN/Games

The most ridiculous games you will never find.

A Mario Halloween
It's Halloween. Mario and friends are thinking it's going to it's a scary night.Until the mummy of Toadsworth's brother returns to haunt the Living.

("Notice how it says it's going to be a scary night until the mummy appears.")

Donkey Kong GBA
Donkey Kong Game boy Advance is only for the GBA and the NES. There are 3 level's in the GBA version.[...]

Donkey Kong Country (television series)
Four episodes were released in North America on a single VHS cassette titled, Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut and was marketed as a feature length film. But these episodes were recorded in poor chronological order, when a flash back shown in the third episode actually happened in the fourth episode of the tape. The American version of the tape was disturbed by Paramount Pictures, Nintendo, and Nelvana.

("That Disturbed text isn't that disturbing." - )

Donkey Kong Land
Although this is true that the two games play the same using the same engine - it is false because not only is the storyline different, but Donkey Kong Land has different levels, enemies, and bosses from the ones featured in Donkey Kong Country. ("I love contradictions, especially ones in a featured article." - )

Frozen Assets
The winning player attempts to do a winning pose as the player wins.

("Why would you do a winning pose when you are winning and when you win?" - )

("Nice job there, Charlie Sheen,"-)

Game & Watch Gallery 4
Game & Watch Gallery 4 attempted to be the most authentic Gallery game in the series, and in the eyes of most, it succeeded. Somewhat controversial was the inclusion of "shadows" in the Classic mode. The places where unlit liquid-crystal units would be were filled in with a light gray to attempt to emulate the look of a Game & Watch unit. However, some thought that it was tacky to imitate what they saw as a defect in the original units. Also, many pointed out that several shadows were forgotten, such as Donkey Kong's mouth in Donkey Kong Jr. In addition, several games in the Museum had no shadows at all, creating an inconsistency some found bothersome. Also many Game & Watch units' "shadows" where not visible anyway. Nevertheless, Game & Watch Gallery 4 is still considered the most authentic game in the series.

("People really pay attention to shadows when playing a game they consider 'faux'?" -It doesn't have shadows in the right spots therefore it's fake)

Grabby Gridiron
At the end of the mini-game, the winning team wins while the other team is sad that they lost the game.[...]

("I didn't know that you win when you win! To keep on that point, teams are sad when they lose?!?!?!?!" - )

The Impossible? maze
[...]The Impossible? Maze is the 4th extra level of Super Mario Advance 3:Yoshi's island. It,obviously,seems impossible-however it IS possible, no doubt.[...]

("Uh, yeah..." - )

("Wow, it is possible to beat it? I hate false advertisement." - )

Krazy Kremland
[...]Along with being rundown another negative feature about this B-class amusement park (bemusement park?) is that it is built on a swamp filled with critters and bramble vines[...]

Luigi and the Spaghetti
Around 1992 a spanish software house ,toposoft made a DOS game called Luigi and Spaghetti in EU(europen union)The main plot has to do with spaice aliens taking over the world and military forces are no match.It is up to luigi to stop the aliens with the help of a worm named Spaghetti.Gameplay consists of jumping on alien eggs and smashing them and released imprisoned heroes.The game does not take place in mushroom kingdom but in real locations like egypt and italy.There are enemies such as mummies and characters like dracula and frankenstien.You can get hurt by enemies and the only way to avoid being killed by them is transforming into superman by finding an s icon.Some may think this game may not feature nintendo's luigi since this luigi isnt in mushroom kingdom and other mario characters are not included.It also features a strange plot that normally isnt in mario games.However,the luigi character seems to be an alternate reality version of nintendo's luigi.It has most characteristic's of nintendo's luigi with minor changes.For example,he wears blue and white overalls instead of blue and green.he also dosent have an L on his cap.However,the cap is still green.He also has a mustache and sideburns.Becuase of this, many believe this is the luigi from the mario games and not a different character altogether.

("I recommend you the sequel, Mario and the Lasagna. But it is not Nintendo's Mario. It just looks like him.")

Mari0
Mari0 is the game that's just the same as Super Mario Bros., but is combined with Portal. In the title, the 0 is a portal. Instead of just rescuing Princess Peach, you can use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (ASHPD) or the portal gun to help you rescue her. If you ever played Portal, you will know how portals work. Portals can teleport you anywhere you want. You just shoot an entry portal and exit portal to use it to your advantage. You may modify the portals colours in the settings menu. Other than that, it's just Super Mario Bros. For more information, see Super Mario Bros.

Trivia

 * Fawful may appear in this game, but it's unknown.
 * This is also the first game in the Mario & Luigi (series) not to feature Bowser as the main antagonist.
 * ("So, what happened to Cackletta, Fawful, and the Shroobs in the previous games?")


 * In the demo version of the game, luigi can be heard laughing in the background of the boss battle music. This feature does not happen in the real game. This may be subliminal marketing, annoying the player to the point of buying the game.

trivia

 * Due to the fact that the Shroob invasion is not remembered by any characters, even Toadsworth, the invasion may not have actually been intended to happen in the past. Since E. Gadd's memory was actually rearranged by the events taking place in the past, the Shroobs may have actually been attacking the present, but been sent to the past by the time holes made by E. Gadd's time machine.

("My head hurts")

Trivia

 * This is the First Time seeing Toad and Toadette Barefoot

Mario Golf:Toadstool Tour
[...]The Bob-omb explodes on Wario and Waluigi and creates an explosion.[...]

Mario in Space
Mario in Space is a flash game. It uses mario io watch out for the rocks and land mario on. But don't crash.

("Awesome game, dude. When it will be released?" – )

Name in other languajes
(This exact section header was placed on almost every single Mario is Missing! location page.)

Time Trial
The name says it all[...]

[...]

Despite suffering from low playing, a sequel entitled Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 was released (also for the arcades).[...] Fortunately, it received positive scores and critical acclaim, being unlike the previous game which was criticized for the high amount of pay

("Bizarre writing.")

Drifting
In a firm handle on and off the jumps and had to drift cart can be quickly around the corner! From the kart and get a shield from attack by rivals can protect kart! All for the Cup championship is the most important techniques to learn from good practice!

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Another notorious change featured in the game is the point system given to the racers after a competition in Grand Prix mode.

(People hated that?) -BabyLuigiOnFire

The Double Dash is similar to the Rocket Start. Although it is more powerful, it can only be performed in Co-op Play. The team players can press the acceleration button at the same time right when green lights up. Upon done perfectly, the kart will bolt farther, leaving out a notorious blue trail as result.

(The blue trail then attacked other players and caused game overs for anything behind them. )
 * "("Notorious" is a notorious word in this wiki.)

Mario Kart Wii
[How to unlock Adolf Hitler] [In order to unlock Adolf Hitler, you must first unlock every playable character, then beat 500 WFC Ghost races, beat 50cc, 100cc, 150cc and mirror and get a three-star ranking on all of them.

("Well, do we get Stalin too?" - )

References to Other Games

 * Mario Kart 7: Metal Mario's artwork is reused from this game. However, his artwork here is contained in a yellow circle with a green outline that obscures his lower body since his artwork from Kart 7 showed him standing next to a pair of tires, and he's not racing this time.

("It's reused, but completely different in every single way possible." )
 * ("In the Super Mario Chess article "References to other games" section: Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix: Mario's artwork is reused, but the part where the box is showing the chess pieces is covering Mario's lower half and Mario's not dancing this time.) -

Worlds
World 4: Tropical rain forest with intoxicated waters.

Enemies
("Emo." - )

Trivia

 * This game is a reference to the book "Super Mario Bros. 3: Happy Birthday, Princess Toadstool!".

(I wonder how the hell did THIS get past the radar?!? -User who believes some users just don't make sense)

Trivia

 * Fun Fact: Since the objective of the Reverse Minigames is to lose instead of win, so the winner may be noobs instead of experts! Maybe this type of minigames is to torture experts. LOL!

(I guess this is Nintendo's way of trolling expert players. )

Smash Planet
Smash Planet was a game originally going to be a game for the Nintendo Gamecube. It was announced at E3 2004 and an in issue of Nintendo Power in August 2005. Fans were waiting for the game but it never came. For unknown reasons it was announced cancelled. It's possibe that its elements went in for Super Smash Bros. Brawl because Wario and Ike were originally going to appear in Smash Planet and they're playabe characters in Brawl.

Sports games
A sports game is a game genre that is based on a Sport. Mario has appeared in a handful of Sports games. Some popular ones include the Mario Baseball series, the Mario Tennis series, and the Mario Golf series.

Super Mario 64
In Super Mario 64 DS, the star is the same as if it was gotten in the original version of the game that can be gotten in the original way.

("I had to replace this for almost every Super Mario 64 mission... It's no much funny as it is painful." - )


 * the name is a clear reference to Superman 64

(Especially because Super Mario 64 appeared in 1996 and Superman 64 in 1999)

Super Mario 64 (DS) quotes

 * Ironicly, King Boo did see them again, during the events of Luigi's Mansion

("And that's in the quote section because...?")

1 Player Luigi Game
1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi.

Super Mario Bros. 3
Another common object is the Goomba's Shoe, only obtainable in World 5-3 of the game.

("Then why is it common?")

Super Mario Galaxy
[...]The player can shake the Wii Remote and make Mario perform a Star Spin. This can also be done by shaking the Nunchuck as it also has a motion sensor otherwise games like Wii sports boxing cannot be played.[...]

References to Other Games

 * Super Mario Bros. 3- Several pieces of music from this game are remixed here. Airships also return. Plus, Mario having three vitality points in the game may be a reference in which it would take three hits for Mario to lose a life if he has a power-up such as the Raccoon Leaf or the Fire Flower in ''SMB3.

("Yes, and Mario begin able to turn while jumping in Super Mario World is totally a reference to Return of Mario Bros.")

Super Mario Galaxy 2
is coming out in october 1

("Note that this article was made before there was much info on the game (and possibly even before it was announced).")

Gameplay
You drive on a go-kart trhough a track, whether it be one of the 3 Ghost Valleys, a Mario Circuit or an area of Bowser's Castle, it's THAT simple...

("Yeah, it's that simple. Except for the items, and the bottomless pits, and the water, and the pipes sticking up everywhere, and the enemy players cheating by throwing items you can't use, and..." - )

Super Mario RPG DS
Super Mario RPG DS was the planned remake of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars for the Nintendo DS. It was going to be released in the summer of 2008. Trailers of the game were released at E3 2007, but, due to legal resaons with Nintendo's co-partner, Square, the game could not be released. It seems the game was going to be an exact remake of the orignial even with the same graphics.

Notable Mistake
If the player loses a life by running out of time, "Time Up!" will be written on the screen instead of "Time's Up!".

(This was a section. For over a month.)

Super Smash Bros. DS
Super Smash Bros. DS is an idea Masahiro Sakurai came up with in an interview about Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but is not an actual upcoming Smash Bros. game for the Nintendo DS, but it may become one. The Interview was with a magazine called Edge.

("Oh great, an article about an idea." - )

Super Mario Sunshine (Nintendo 3DS)
Super Mario Sunshine (working title) is an upcoming game from the Super Mario series made for the Nintendo 3DS. The game is a remake of Super Mario Sunshine for the Nintendo GameCube, bearing some new features on its storyline, gameplay and graphics.

Rumors
Yoshiaki Koizumi, the director of Super Mario 3D Land has suggested that he would like to see Super Mario Sunshine in 3D, along with the Galaxy games. The world may always think Sunshine would be the more realistic choice, but the world may never think think it’s too necessary considering the existence of Super Mario 3D Land. Either way, here’s the full quote:

"I can say that I really would like to see a lot of those games that use 3D worlds on 2D display just so I could see what they look like in 3D and see what kind of different experiences people would have playing through them on a 3D display. So in that sense I would love to see Sunshine and both Galaxy games presented in 3D, and a lot of the Zelda [games] would be interesting too."

Virtual Boy Mario Kart
Virtual Boy Mario Kart is a cancelled game for the Virtual Boy it seemed the game included all the Characters from Super Mario Kart and looked like it had the same gameplay too only 2 items could be seen Bananas and Mushrooms which functioned the same as they did in other installments of the series only 1 course was seen it had a flat ground and a couple jumps that course could of possibly been another the game never had a clear release date and nobody but the devolpers where able to play it it was cancelled because of the faiure of the Virtual Boy nobody really renembers the game since it nwas only announced once

"(The period punctuation mark (.) is a wonderful friend, pal.)"

Wario Land: Shake It!
[...] "So Wario is then shooten. When touching another Blast-O-Cannon when shooten will Wario enter in it, and the player can use the same controls as therefor." [...]

("He was shooten. Shooten. SHOOTEN!!??" - )

("The English language is embarrassing." - )

WarioWare: Punch Your Face
With a bunch of games that require you to punch.

(Because that's what every gamer wants to do.)

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest
[...]Yoshi and Bandit must duke it out with Watermelons.[...]

Trivia

 * Yoshi's Cookie might be mistaken by some as his Vagina even though he doesn't have one, which cookie is a slang term for
 * ("Wow, there is a lot more euphemisms for "vagina" than I thought. Thanks for letting me know!")

Trivia

 * Yoshi's Safari is the first game outside Japan to refer to Princess Toadstool as "Princess Peach" though this was temporary from 1993 to 1994 with the Mario games around this time period and 1995 when Mario's Tennis reverted the name back to Princess Toadstool from Princess Peach because the name Princess Peach didn't stick at that time but Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars had a reference to the Japanese name when Belome swallows Princess Toadstool he says that she tastes "Peachy",eventually Super Mario 64 reintroduced the Japanese name and popularized the name Princess Peach shortly after.
 * ("Keep in mind that that entire paragraph was one sentence.")