User:Flossingjonah

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 * Gender:Male||Real name:Jonah||Favorite item:Mini Mushroom||Least favorite item:Metal Mushroom Orb
 * Favorite Super Smash Bros. character:Roy ||Least favorite SSB character:Fox McCloud
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's
 * Favorite boss:Metal Mario|Favorite food:Spinach Alfredo pizza from Papa John's

77 More Secrets of The Fairly OddParents Revealed!
Note: The secrets may change overtime. Please enjoy this fanon list. It may air one day. Another note: the first 77 were aired before Poof, and this 77 was "aired" by Unshy Studios, Inc. after the addition of Poof and Sparky.

Timmy's Secrets

 * 1. Timmy Turner is not afraid to eat garlic, but he is afraid to eat onions.
 * 2. Timmy likes to play chess with his dad.
 * 3. Timmy ordered pizza once; he took the phone to his room and called: EAT-JOEYS-PIZZA
 * 4. Timmy tells jokes, like "Tom Swiftie", his favorite.
 * 5. Timmy wishes for fake cracked eggs and puts them on other's cars.
 * 6. Timmy made 1,000,105 wishes as of today.
 * 7. Timmy's biggest secret besides never being happy enough to lose his fairies: He writes books and does well at math, but Mr. Crocker always is failing him for his enjoyment. He wrote: "The Fairies" (never released outside of Fairy World and godchildren on Earth due to Jorgen von Strangle not wanting non-godkid or non-fairies to know), Buck Teeth (what it's like to be a "buck-toothed loser", but his fairies, Tootie, his parents, Missy, his grandparents, Sparky, Chester, A.J., Elmer and Sanjay don't think that) and "My Parents that Wanted a Daughter" (in "The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker, Mr. Turner said he'd be crushed if they had a son)

Name Secrets

 * 8. A.J.'s initials mean Andrew Joseph.
 * 9. Mr. Turner's real name is Timothy, as shown in "Fly Boy", and the movie everyone but Timmy and Poof were watching was rated "FTTFTT" (Far Too Terrifying for Timmy Turner), but Timmy wasn't scared, his dad was. But Mr. Turner's middle name remains a mystery. Mr. Turner's middle name isn't Tiberius, because in "Manic Mom-Day", Mrs. Turner calls out Timmy's full name (Timothy Tiberius Turner) and there was no "Jr."
 * 10. Mrs. Turner's real name is Terisa. No episode evidenced this, but that's Unshy Studios, Inc.'s opinion is.
 * 11. Vicky's dad's name is Henry Gordman, thus giving the last name of Nicky (Vicky's mom, but her maiden name remains a mystery), Vicky and Tootie.

Vicky's Secrets

 * 12. She is evil due to her cats dying before she started babysitting and it was very sad, and wants others to feel sad because of her depression. Another reason: she used to just be arrogant to Timmy and the others; in new episodes, she wants to KILL Timmy. Her baby brother heard over the phone in the first episode The Fairly OddParents is deceased and that gave her depression leading to wrath.
 * 13. She is evil, but plays the piano on weekends and has recitals in June on the Saturday after school gets out.
 * 14. She likes chocolate, and eats a lot like Wanda.
 * 15. Her over-the-top secret: she has made $10,002.87 babysitting.

Poof's Secrets

 * 16. He doesn't appear with Cosmo and Wanda in the movie Channel Chasers because when he got older, he moved out of the fishbowl, married Goldie Goldenglow (from the full-length episode Love Triangle) and had babies of his own; Angel, and twins; a boy and a girl; Jean and John (Angel is a girl).
 * 17. He will be a godparent on his own (except for Goldie and their children).
 * 18. He ate refried beans for dinner last night (like Cosmo).
 * 19. His over-the-top secrets: he gets his own street: Poof Blvd., shown in The Past and the Furious and his own shop (not evidenced, but yet again, an opinion by Unshy Studios, Inc.).

Mr. Crocker's Secrets

 * 20. His father's name is Jeffrey V. Crocker.
 * 21. He likes to play hockey. He wins due to him accidentally shooting the puck by going, "FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!".
 * 22. He plays piano on weekends, like Vicky. He even played the song Fantasie when he was only 12 (!), making him a better player than Vicky!
 * 23. He tells jokes. His favorite:
 * Toady: Did you hear the joke about the worm?
 * Goomama: No. What happened?
 * Toady: Never mind. It's a dirty joke. (Made by this user)
 * 24. His over-the-top secret: He is scared of Elvis, Barbara Eden and his greatest fear: being laughed at.

Characters

 * new driver
 * new character

Starter

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Princess Peach
 * Toad
 * Wario
 * Bowser
 * Yoshi
 * Donkey Kong
 * Waluigi
 * Baby Luigi
 * Princess Daisy

Unlockable

 * Lubba (new driver): Beat Star Cup on 150cc
 * Jody the Toad (new to SMB): Play as Toad 10 times
 * Koopalings: (excluding Ludwig, all unlocked together) Clear all 50cc cups
 * Ludwig: Play as each Koopaling three times

Mushroom Cup

 * Luigi Circuit
 * Bowser's Castle (later appears in Comet Cup [replaces Special Cup], with two laps and no lava geysers)
 * A track based on Wario Land 3, with a layout that resembles garlic.
 * A track based on Wario Land 3, with a layout that resembles garlic.

Flower Cup

 * Wario Stadium (a layout shaped like a "W", the player starts behind a Warp Pipe, then drives to another pipe, then that pipe warps the player to the finish)
 * Bowser's Castle II
 * An unnamed track, the track resembles the 1980 video game Pac-Man
 * An unnamed track, the track resembles the 1980 video game Pac-Man

Comet Cup (new)

 * Rainbow Road #1
 * The others are unknown

Shell Cup

 * Wii U Toad Harbor
 * DS Figure-8 Circuit
 * N64 DK's Jungle Parkway (two laps, no Item Boxes on track, glider pad instead of Boost Pad over the river, bridge replaced with short loop using anti-gravity)
 * SNES Rainbow Road (five laps, now with barriers at the 90° turns)

Banana Cup

 * GCN Mario Circuit
 * GCN Waluigi Stadium (two laps, longer, no hills)
 * DS Figure-8 Circuit (all Item Boxes hold Mushrooms)

Userfield
Userboxes are so 10 minutes ago. I now have a new thing; a userfield!

Mario theories

 * Waluigi isn't stretched on a rack like many believe; unlike Rosalina, who got very tall (not as tall as Waluigi) through magical means, Waluigi got his height from his father, Waluigi Nomer Sr. (Waluigi's full name is Waluigi Nomer Jr.) and his slender body from his mother, Mama Waluise.

Secrets revealed

 * Rosalina used her wand to make her taller. She was made fun of for being two feet tall in 4th grade. She wanted one thing for Christmas (no, she doesn't know what Hannukah is). To get taller. Her mother gave her a Star Wand. She made six wishes; to be taller, to get money (not as rich as Wario) and four other unknown wishes.

Awards

 * Worst: Fawful (He's fAWFUL due to his dumb looks. Please, Nintendo, in the next Mario & Luigi game, cut the ***** from da game!)


 * Tallest: Bowser, as always (He's a giant Koopa dragon, and all dragons are huge!)


 * Best: None (There's too many Mario characters that are the best!)


 * Smelliest: Donkey Kong (More like "Rear End of a Goat" because he smells horrible. [Sorry DK])


 * Most annoying: Toad (He has too high of a voice [Sorry Samantha Kelly])


 * Worst in MK: Wiggler (He stole Waluigi's spot!)

Fanon games
I have a fanon game Mario Party 13. It is known as Mario Party 18 in Japan. (For Wii U)
 * Playable:
 * Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach are in a new appearance from Super Mario 3D World.
 * Toad will have a Super Mario 3D Land look.
 * Yoshi and Bowser Jr. will take an NSMBU appearance.
 * Wario will have a Game & Wario appearance; he gets two outfits (his biker/plumber) and his plumber appearance will be from Wario Land: Shake It!
 * Waluigi will have a new appearance from Mario Kart 8.
 * Minigames
 * Whomp Dodge (Dodge the Whomp for 60 secoonds!)
 * Purple or Death (Get the most Purple Coins in 2:00!)
 * SMB 2-2 (Swim through the level without getting struck by an enemy)


 * Boards:
 * World 7 Wii has a cloud theme and no gimmicks.
 * Luigi Raceway has a race track theme and the player will use a kart on ¾ of the board.
 * Mario Squared Galaxy has two sides. On the Mario half, the player goes over the board. On the Luigi half, the player plays minigames.
 * WarioWare, Inc. has a minigame with a microgame appearing as a minigame.

Microgames:
 * Make Way for Martian (the player must find an open space in time)
 * You Break It, You Buy It (the player must avoid a stylus that is themed to look like Baby Mario, if the player is tapped on, they lose)
 * Boo (the one who dodges the Boos the longest wins; also a minigame)
 * Crayon Epic (the player must protect their character with a knight from Bowser)
 * The Maze That Pays (the player must get as many coins as they can)



Favorite websites

 * 1:MarioWiki
 * 2:Poptropica
 * 3:Coolmath
 * 4:Youtube
 * 5:Fairly OddParents Wiki

Facts

 * On November 13, 2013, I thought I saw a Toad plushie in a claw machine while I was eating at Hometown Buffet but turned out to be a plushie of a dog.
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 * ZWNJ ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ 50% 50٪ 50°C 50°F ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ƒr€ḁ₭¥ job.
 * boo
 * Random link!

Improvement list

 * Unstubify Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Jr./Mario Bros..
 * Add souvenir articles to WarioWare: Touched!.
 * Find images for articles

Created pages

 * Egg Rider
 * Purple Strike
 * Nasty Garlic
 * Punch-Out!! (WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase)
 * Big Hurl
 * Giant Spiked Ball
 * Metronome
 * Yo-Yo
 * Calculator (souvenir)
 * Assembly Dojo
 * D.I.Y. Shop

Disambiguations:
 * Jimmy

Movies

 * Wishology!
 * Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
 * Abra-Catastrophe!
 * The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
 * Channel Chasers
 * The Smurfs
 * Gnomeo and Juliet (My first movie!)
 * Alvin and the Chipmunks
 * Channel Chasers

Game & Watch

 * Super Pinball
 * Mini Classic Space Invaders
 * Connect 4
 * Yahtzee

Game Boy

 * Space Invaders
 * Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
 * Donkey Kong Land 2
 * Dr. Mario

Game Boy Color

 * Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (×2)
 * Gobs of Games

Game Boy Advance

 * Finding Nemo
 * All Super Mario Advance games except the third
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit
 * The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Nintendo DS

 * Mario Kart DS
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * WarioWare: Touched!
 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * WarioWare: D.I.Y.

Wii

 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii
 * Wii Sports
 * Mario Sports Mix
 * Wii Sports Resort
 * Super Mario Galaxies 1 and 2
 * Mario Kart Wii

Nintendo 3DS

 * Super Mario 3D Land
 * Mario Kart 7
 * New Super Mario Bros. 2

Wii U

 * New Super Mario Bros. U + New Super Luigi U
 * Nintendo Land
 * Super Mario 3D World

Rosalina's height
I disagree on her being 7' 6" because she's actually 2' 4" (shorter than even Toad[!]) and she's only tall because her wand she used to make her taller. Rosalina's Storybook I also disagree on because that shows her tall, and it's possible the magic she used affected the story. Waluigi got his height, however, from genetics. His dad, Waluigi Nomer Sr. (Waluig's full name is Waluigi Nomer Jr.), is where Waluigi gets his height of 7' 10" and Mama Waluise (his mother) is where he gets his slender body. Rosalina, then Waluigi, then the tallest, BOWSER, as always.

Heavyweight story written by her
Dear Mario Fans, * Rosalina
 * I am not tall. I am shorter than any adult Toad. I used my wand to make me tall so I wouldn't be made fun of for being short. But now, I'm placed in heavyweight. One thing I'll regret saying: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." I regret it because words definitely hurt too. I was made fun of for being in the heavyweight class of Mario Kart Wii, so words hurt too. Also, the various forums say Luigi got me pregnant. That made me cry, because Luigi would never do such a thing! I beat up the people that said that online. I made myself taller after my photo with Luigi and the Toads because I felt humiliated due to me being made fun of for being only a little bit taller than him. I do not want to commit suicide, though. I am happy with my Lumas and they would cry to see me gone forever until they reached the sixth layer of heaven where i would be. I would also let enemies in the cosmos, because there would be no guardian. I am lucky to have a boyfriend, Waluigi, that is four inches taller than moi. (Moi is "me" in French.) We are planning a marriage and we will look over the cosmos together. Waluigi is a kind man and treats everyone like they should be. He is only mean because he is with Wario, one of the few citizens of the cosmos I hate. We dated at "Lubba's Dance Club" and we got to know a lot about each other. I have another best friend, Princess Shokora. We go out, but because i ain't gay (sorry I had to say that), I'm marrying Waluigi. I have a great life and call the cosmos home, so I don't want to die for the next 80 years. (I an 26, so I want to live to be 106 years.) L love everyone except Wario, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Kamek, the Koopalings and the other villians (not Waluigi). (Note that "few" refers to the fact there are so many populations of the universe, and only 3% are evil.) The Goombas betrayed the Toads because of Kamek, whom I despise. I love Goombas. I unhypnotized a few Goombas and called them my pets. I also have two dogs and two cats. I am the true heroine of Mario games, because I created their parents and said to them, "You will have two sons that'll grow up to be heroes." Note that I created them and they started out as adults. I was 20 when that happened. When Mario turned 5, I aged him up to 15. (That may explain him being short, because he will be my height at 23.) I now realized I am very lucky to have a fiancė. Waluigi built a château, and when we are married, we will attach it to the Comet Observatory and make it home for the Lumas. I don't want to make myself any taller, because I don't want to be humiliated. I may be shorter than Waluigi, but we are still happy together. Good Luck!
 * Sincerely,