List of Mario Party 8 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party 8; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Big Top

 * "Calling all winners! Calling all losers! We've got a shake up coming!"
 * "Weeeee! I'm feeling light-headed! Everyone! Hustle for bonus coins!"
 * "My ears! Hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results!"
 * "News flash!!! Incoming! Bonus Stars! Three kinds on the way!!!"
 * "''Ahem!! Something! Caught in throat! Hack! Hack! It's..."
 * "''Hold on!"

Bowser

 * "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - in Bowser's Warped Orbit
 * "Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - to Blooper or Hammer Bro
 * "Now go make mayhem!!"- the last phrase Bowser says when a player lands on a Bowser Space at Bowser's Warped Orbit
 * "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!"
 * "Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - in Shy Guy's Perplex Express
 * "Bwahaha! Like my Warped Orbit? Then you'll LOVE this! I'm stealing one of your Stars!"
 * "Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid?" - when Bowser chases the players around the board in Bowser's Warped Orbit
 * "Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!!"
 * "I'm the gift that keeps on giving! And I'll crash this party until I've crushed it once and for all!" - after Bowser moves the Star in DK's Treetop Temple
 * "Welcome to my Bad-Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!"

Captain Goomba

 * "Yar! Reach me and get a Star! But that path's harder to walk than a lard-greased plank. Good luck!"
 * "Scurvy dog! I suppose ye want one of my treasured stars! Fair enough, ye came a long way!"
 * "But can ye impress me again? Back to the start with ye! Seagulls! Attack!"
 * "Captain Goomba welcomes ye! Well run, (character)!" - In Star Battle Arena.
 * "''Er, hold on. Hold everything. No 50 coins for me?"
 * "''Then no victory! Yar, 'tis the case. But I'll give ye as many coins as what you can roll up here!"
 * "''Now off with ye! Back to the start! And don't bother Captain Goomba unless you've got proper tribute!"
 * "''So have ye hauled in 50 coins? That's the going price for me most prized possession! Seems ye have..."

Captain Shy Guy

 * “Ugh! My aching...everything! Oh-oh. Citizen watching. Must...save face! Must...be bold! HELLO CITIZEN! Captain Shy Guy is on the scene! I'm here to boldly take you to... Shy Guy's Space Buffet!"

Holly Koopa

 * "Yoo-hoo! I've got money to burn. Can I buy your (Candy)? I'll give you (number) coins! So, what do you say?"
 * "Pardon me! I want Candy. And I'm exceedingly wealthy. Too bad you don't have any..."

King Boo

 * "Right here, fools! Right under your noses! Now bring me my 10 coins!!"
 * "Hehehe! You found me! Now, how about my 10 coins? Fork 'em over. I've got that Star right here..."
 * "Will you trade 10 coins for my Star?"
 * "Hehehe, here's your Star!"
 * "Think you're so smart? You've taken a Star. But now I awaken...the bizarre!"
 * "Bah! You don't have enough coins! King Boo says boo to you! And good-bye!!!"
 * "Oh!? So be it!" - when the player chooses not to buy King Boo's Star
 * "Horrifying! You got 2 Stars! I'll never live this down! I'll just slip away quietly..."

Koopa Troopas

 * "Hey! I know a place in town where the streets are paved with gold! Hop in! I'll take you there!"

Luigi

 * "''Mario Party 8! Whee!"
 * "''Yeah! Luigi wins!"
 * "We're the winners! Wahoo!"
 * "Oh... Luigi win? I won!"
 * "''Come on, Let's-a go."
 * "Look out!"
 * "''Oh, boooo!"
 * "''Yes! Luigi won!"
 * "''I'm ready!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
 * "''Ow!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
 * "Yeah! We all Superstar!"
 * "Yes! I'm a Superstar!"
 * "Oh, mamma mia!"
 * "Ouch!"
 * "No!"
 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "No ho ho ho! (cries)"
 * "AAAAAAHHH OOOWWW!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Wowie wowie!"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Wah?"

Magikoopa

 * "Let me use my magic to make this all a little more interesting!"
 * "Magikoopa magic! Turn the train spastic! Make this ticket tragic!" - PAL version; "spastic" is replaced by "erratic" in later copies of the game

Mario

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "''Come on!"
 * "''Oh, no." (if he lost a battle on Star Battle Arena after another opponent won.)
 * "''Boo!"
 * "''Okey dokey!"
 * "''Yah-hah! I got a star!"
 * "''Yah-hah! I'm the winner!"
 * "Hoo-hoo! Mario's the winner!"
 * "Woo-hoo! We're the winners!"
 * "I'm-a the Superstar!"
 * "We the Superstars!"
 * "I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Oh no, hohoho! (cries)"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Oh!"
 * "AAAAHH HA HA HOWW!"
 * "Wooooow!"
 * "Wah-ha!"
 * "Huh?"

MC Ballyhoo

 * "''Welcome to the Star Carnival!!"
 * "Hungry Piranha Plants! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off to danger! You'll tangle with all that and more in DK's Treetop Temple!"
 * "Treasure on the far isle! Pirates on the prowl! Blasting cannons! It's time to run the gauntlet in Goomba's Booty Boardwalk!"
 * "One mischievous monarch! Two terrifying pitfalls! And a billion ways to go mad! You'll find it all behind that door! Deranging! Rearranging! It's King Boo's Haunted Hideaway!"
 * "Who's at the wheel?! How long is this train?! Are you ahead...or behind?! Welcome aboard the Perplex Express! Where are we going? Insane! And at the speed of crazy!"
 * "Crueler than pirates! Scarier than ghosts! Riskier than a runaway train! In Koopa's Tycoon Town, you'll play an unbelievably dangerous game! Real estate! Dominate the town!"
 * "Beyond space! Beyond time! And beyond decency! We're in the blackest hole of all. Bowser's Warped Orbit! It's seriously sick and twisted!"
 * "This is a Blue Space. Land on one to get a little pocket change. You'll get 3 coins."
 * "This is a Red Space. Try not to land on one. You'll lose 3 coins!"
 * "Now here's a big mystery! The Green Space! Land on one to unleash a special event!"
 * "Here's a great spot to land on! The Lucky Space! It sends you down a secret path!"
 * "Now this is a DK Space. Land on it and Donkey Kong will show up and do something good for you!"
 * "But then all DK Spaces will turn into Bowser Spaces! Which is bad luck for the next one to stop on such spots! Bowser only brings misfortune!"
 * "You're no sucker! Smart players don't rely on luck! They change their fate with Candy! Eat Candy before you hit your Dice Block to trigger one of many effects!"
 * "''Will you trade 20 coins for a star?"
 * "Really?! You don't need a Star? Inconceivable! Imponderable! I hope you don't regret this..."
 * "Too bad! You can't carry any more Stars! If only you weren't so successful all the time!" (if the player has 99 stars, impossible without hacking)
 * "''On to the race to the Star Space! Where can it be? I'm crazed with anticipation!"
 * "''Challenge Minigame for (character)!"
 * "Too bad! You failed the challenge! So no dart toss for you, (character)!"
 * "Take the challenge another time!"
 * "''YES! Hold the show! We've only got 5 turns left!"
 * "Let's look at the standings!"
 * "Now we head into the final five! Anything could happen! Especially since it's time for..."
 * "Can losers become winners? Let's find out!"
 * "Now let's give you all a run for your money!"
 * "I'll plop coin bags onto red spaces and 1 coin onto all other spaces!"
 * "Anything can happen during these final 5 turns!"
 * "That shook things up!"
 * "Feeding time! The Piranha Plant snacked on 10 coins!"
 * "Welcome to the finale! Hope that you all had a blast!"
 * "I'm delighted to see that you all made it here in one place!"
 * "Well said, hat! Whadda bud, always covering me! Yes! Let's get to those results!"
 * "Yes, we can't name the winner yet! We need to find out who gets Bonus Stars!"
 * "You may have chased Stars earlier! But these Bonus Stars come to you! Each counts toward your Star total!"
 * "What kind of Bonus Star will be the first to appear?"
 * "Now for the second Bonus Star. What kind will it be?!"
 * "And now for the last Bonus Star! The final Bonus Star is..."
 * "That's the last of the Bonus Stars!"
 * "And now we finally name the winner!"
 * "The ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!"
 * "The ultimate victor is... it's (first character) and (second character), a.k.a., (team name)!"
 * "''Spit it out! Whoa, I getcha! It's a tie! Equal Stars and coins!"
 * "''Well then! There's only one solution! Bring on the Dice Blocks!"
 * "''The player who bashes out the highest number wins! 'Nuff said! Hit those blocks!"
 * "''Okay! One more time! And the ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!"
 * "''Hope you had fun! Here, take a/(number) Carnival Card(s)!"'
 * "Ugh! Not a single point? This balloon is staying put. No points, no lift!"
 * "Not a single point? Then stay right where you are."
 * "Foul deed! Magic meddling! The car positions have changed!"
 * "Oh, but first...is your wrist strap on tight? Make sure it is!"
 * "''Mirror, mirror, in the hall! Who's the unfairest of us all? No answer..."
 * "Only (number) coins? Some of you cheaped out!"
 * "King Boo's used his makeover mojo to alter the manor...and the path to the star! Here we go again!"
 * "Now, which minigame will decide who gets all these coins?"
 * "Okay, bring your best game! A pile of (number) coins is at stake!"
 * "We have a victor! I'll dole out coins based on the result!"
 * "Not quite yet, hat! Let's smash this game into overtime!"
 * "A little help can go a long way!"
 * "Now, let's see you all do your best!"
 * "Wait! Please stop the duel! You've gone 30 turns with no winner! I'm amazed at your endurance..."
 * "But really, you must stop! This may go on for years! Let's settle this another time!"
 * "Try again?"
 * "Progress saved up to this point. You can resume your quest to become the Superstar at a later time." (if the losing player selects "No".)
 * "Oh, didn't work out, hmmm? Well, better luck next time!" (if the losing player selects "Yes".)
 * "Now that was the best Star Battle that I've ever seen! What a finish!"
 * "Thanks to some super moves, (character) has won back the Star Rod!"
 * "Now that's a real Superstar! Who can doubt that (character) is worthy of the Star Rod!"
 * "Let's announce it once and for all! Who wins this Star Rod? And a year's supply of Candy?"
 * "It's (character)! Let's hear it for our Superstar! My hat's off to you!!!"
 * "''That wraps up Crown Showdown!"
 * "''How can this be?"
 * "''We've got multiple players in first place!"
 * "''So we'll decide who reigns supreme by hitting the Dice Blocks."
 * "''Highest number wins! Okay, bash these blocks!"
 * "''A-ha! The match has been decided!"
 * "''This showdown's winner?"
 * "''All hail (character)!"
 * "Ha-ha-ha!"
 * "Ha ha!"
 * "Ho ho!"
 * "Whoa!"
 * "Ohh!"
 * "Hello!"
 * "Howdy!"
 * "See ya!"
 * "Good luck!"
 * "Am I right?"

Minigame announcer

 * "Start!"
 * "''Go!"
 * "''Finish!"
 * "''New Record!"
 * "''Tie!"
 * "''Draw!" (Japanese version only)
 * "Battle (number)!"

Mowz

 * "Welcome to Pickpocket Pinball! It's easy to steal from opponents! Aim the ball at the kind of thing you want to steal! Go for it!"
 * "Whee! You did it!"
 * "Now let's go steal the (item) right out from under (character)'s nose!"
 * "Now let's go steal the (item) from (character)! Hey! No way!"
 * "No (item)?! Erk! Tilt! Bad luck! Who's been robbed now?!"
 * "What! You squeaked! Missed completely! Better luck next time!"
 * "No, I won't squeak! Well...okay. You got me. Didn't want this Candy anyway." - in Shy Guy's Perplex Express

Princess Daisy

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "''We're all superstars! *blows kiss*"
 * "''That's right! *blows kiss*"
 * "''Here comes Daisy!"
 * "''I'm the winner!"
 * "We're the winners! *blows kiss*"
 * "Got it!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
 * "Booooooo!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "''Sweet!"
 * "Neat-o!"
 * "You know it!"
 * "Awww...*gasps*"
 * "I am the winner! *blows kiss*"
 * "I'm a Superstar! *blows kiss*"
 * "Ugh...*gasps*"
 * "Whoa whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-YOW!"

Princess Peach

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "I'm ready!"
 * "''(sings) I am the princess!"
 * "''Oh, peachy!"
 * "''Go Peach! (grunts)"
 * "We're the winners!"
 * "''Oh, terrible."
 * "''Excellent."
 * "''Okay!"
 * "I'm a Superstar!"
 * "We're all Superstars!"
 * "I did it!"
 * "Boooo!"
 * "No...noooo!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Oh, no...oh..."

Red Boos

 * "Hehehe...manor getting to you yet? Candy might help. Want some?"
 * "Having a hard time making your way through the master's manor? Our Candlelit Candy can help!"
 * "Lucky you! The spirit of savings is in the air! We're having a cheapo Big Bargain Sale on this Candy!"
 * "Thanks. And good luck! You'll need it."
 * "No Candy for you! You need more coins! Come back when ya have some!"
 * "This is the last turn, so we've stopped selling Candy! Come back in the next game."

Shy Guys

 * "Want some Candy to keep your travels on track?"
 * "Just chugging along? Chew-Chew Concessions can help!"
 * "What's more, we're currently having a Big Bargain Sale! The Candy you see here is quite a deal!"
 * "Good choice. You want (Candy)?"
 * "Bon appetit! And come again!"
 * "We've pulled into the last turn. That means we've closed up shop. We'll have more Candy next game."
 * "Ack! Cough! Smoke...in eyes! Can you please take a peek up the exhaust vent?"
 * "Ack! Cough! Hack! I think my vent is broken..."
 * "Congratulations! You made it all the way here! Let me give you a Star!" - when the player reaches the Shy Guy at the end of the path, after landing on the Lucky Space

Shy Guy engineer

 * "You've arrived in the nick of time! I'm in control of this train...at least for now!"
 * "Congratulations! You've made it all the way here! Oh, no! Plans derailed! I wanted to trade you a Star. But you don't have enough coins. Better be on your way then..."
 * "Pardon me, (character)! May I have a moment of your time?"
 * "Er...well...Gosh, I hate to break bad news...You see...There's been an incident. Holly Koopa's Candy was stolen."
 * "Thanks for your help. Our train's reputation could have been ruined! Here's your reward."
 * "Now arriving at...Payday Waystation!" - when the player lands on the Lucky Space

Spear Guys

 * "I've got a fresh batch of Candy! Buy some for your jungle journey?"
 * "My Candy Canteen sells the best in sweet revenge! Stock up!"
 * "We're having a Big Bargain Sale! This Candy is crazy cheap!"
 * "You have too much Candy! Wanna throw some away?"
 * "You gotta make a sweet trade to pass through here! Lemme spear that from ya!"
 * "Hope you think this is a sweet deal for your (Candy). Take it!"

Toad

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "Good choice!"
 * "Toad won!!"
 * "We're the winners!"
 * "I'm the best!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Yay! I won!"
 * "''Yahoo!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "I'm the Superstar!"
 * "We're all Superstars!"
 * "Nyaa!" *blows raspberry*
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "Rats!"
 * "Yeowsers!"

Toadette

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "''Toadette's the winner!"
 * "We're the winners!"
 * "''Yippee, yeah!"
 * "Yowsers!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yeah! I did it!"
 * "I'm a Superstar!"
 * "We're all Superstars!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Booooooo!"
 * "Yeee haaa!"
 * "Eek! Nonono!"
 * "Whoopee!"
 * "Woo hoo!"
 * "Wa ha ha ha!"
 * "Ohhhhhh!"

Toadies

 * "You gotta crunch some Candy if you wanna be like Bowser! Buy some?"
 * "If you want Candy, then Toadie's Tooth Decay will make your corruption complete!"
 * "Big Bargain Sale! Right now! We're selling dirty deeds! Dirt cheap!"
 * "Now go chew up your competitors! And come back for more!"

Waluigi

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "''Mine, mine, mine!"
 * "''Waluigi, winner!"
 * "We're the winners!"
 * "''I'm ruined!"
 * "''Waluigi number one!"
 * "Me! I won! Me!"
 * "Watch out for me!"
 * "''Wonderful!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "We all Superstars! Wa-hah!"
 * "I'm a de Superstar!"
 * "Waaaahhh!"
 * "WAAAAAAAAAH-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAH!"
 * "No no no no no no! (cries)"
 * "Heh heh heh!"
 * "Huh?!"

Wario

 * "''Mario Party 8!"
 * "''Hahaha! Take that, losers!"
 * "''Wario time!"
 * "*raspberry* Excuse me."
 * "Loser!"
 * "In your face!"
 * "Wario the winner!"
 * "We're the winners!"
 * "I'm a de Superstar."
 * "We all Superstars!"
 * "No! (cries)"
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Wa-hah!"
 * "Waaaaahhhh! (cries)"
 * "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
 * "Wah!"

Whomp

 * "You think Whomp dumb? Whomp has fancy degree in tollbooth economics. 10 coins or go away!"
 * "Whomp no let you through! Maybe 10 coins will make Whomp open up!"
 * "Whomp likes way you think. Go."