Lord Crump

Lord Crump is a high-ranking X-Naut in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. He is second only to Sir Grodus. He guards the second Crystal Star, the Emerald Star as Magnus Von Grapple and the seventh Crystal Star, the Crystal Star as Magnus Von Grapple 2.0. Hoping to steal the fifth Crystal Star, the Sapphire Star, he goes under the name of Four-Eyes in Chapter 5: The Key to the Pirates.

Second in command of the X-Nauts, Lord Crump is always willing to follow Grodus' command. You will fight the somewhat-stupid X-Naut four different times. Your first battle will be against him. Lord Crump also takes part in many of the cutscenes seen throughout the game. After his Magnus von Grapple 2.0 is destroyed, he is sent flying out to space, floating about with Grodus' head. It is rumored that he mananged to return from space, and now bosses around Grodus in Poshley Heights.

Lord Crump's Stats (PM2)
Rogueport Battle

HP: 6

Attack: 1

Defense: 0

Keelhaul Key Battle

HP: 60 (has 30 HP per round), Attack: 5, Defense: 0

Tattle: That's Lord Cump. Not this guy again... Ugh. He just attacks normally, so don't worry much about him... But... those X-Nauts around him are a force to be reckoned with. They're going to attack us with all kinds of weird moves, I can just FEEL it! If we take out their leader, though, they won't have the focus to attack. Get Crump!

Magnus' Stats (PM2)
Great Tree Battle (vs. Regular Magnus)

HP: 30 (X-Fist: 2), Attack: 2 (X-Fist: 4), Defense: 1 (X-Fist: 0)

Tattle: That's Magnus Von Grapple. It's a giant robot built by the X-Nauts. Lord Crump drives it. Its most effective attack is one that takes advantage of its size: a smothering stomp. IT can also shoot out its fists, which do these super-gnarly rocket punches. Its fists are super powerful, so it's best to knock them down fast. The thing about this robot is I can't tell it looks cool, or really, REALLY stupid...

X-Naut HQ Battle (vs. Magnus 2.0)

HP: 70 (X-Punch: 5), Attack: 6 (X-Punch: 9), Defense: 2 (X-Punch 0)

Tattle: Ah! Magnus Von Grapple 2.0. The upgraded version of Magnus Von Grapple. Its basic attack is a drill move that drops from above. It also sometimes releases its fists for flying X-Punches. When those fists are flying, you may get attacked by the fists and body in one turn... Take care of those low-HP fists early on, trusts me. When the body's HP gets low, It'll fire machine guns and who know what else. It may not look too different from the last version, but it's much stronger, so be careful! I still think the whole design is a little ridiculous, though...