List of WarioWare: Touched! quotes

The following is a list of quotes in WarioWare: Touched!. The items are listed by order of appearance.

Character descriptions
Each character has a short description scrolling on the top of the screen when selected. Obtaining a score equal or higher to the number mentioned in the bracketed part unlocks a toy or minigame.

Wario
''Wario here! No offense, but you stink! My Touch Training stage is guaranteed to make you 138 percent less pathetic! (Don't be a disgrace: score over 30 points!)''

Mona
''Heya! It's me, Mona! You'll have fun jamming with my Cute Cuts! (I hope you score over 30 points!)''

Jimmy T.
''Yo! My Dance Club Rub microgames will get you swayin' and gyratin'! (Show Jimmy. T watcha got! Score over 30 points!)''

Jamie. T
''I'm Jimmy's disco-fabulous sis, Jamie! My mix features the hottest microgames from Wario, Mona and Jimmy! (Just try to score over 30 points!)''

Kat & Ana
''Hi! I'm Kat! My sister, Ana, has been helping make some sweet Nina Scribble microgame! (I bet you can't score over 30 points!)

Ashley
''I'm Ashley, and I hope you find my microgames a Total Drag. Good luck trying not to embarass youself! (There's no way you'll ever, ever, EVER score over 30 points! Ever.)''

Dr. Crygor
''Ahem! Dr. Crygor here. My research has yielded a dizying array of Slightly Unscrewed microgames! (Can you accrueover 30 points?)''

James. T
''I'm James, Jimmy's chick-magnet brother, and my sizzlin's mix is loaded with microgames by Kat & Ana, Ashley and Dr. Crygor! (Are you gonna score over 30 points or what?)''

Mike
''Attention party people: I am Mike, a robot programmed to please crowds with high-impact Mic Rocking microgames! (Your human lungs will be challenged to score over 30 points!)

9-Volt
''Sup! I'm 9-Volt! My hot collection of classic Retro Action microgames are all about old-school Nintendo flavor! (Cheat codes won't help you score over 30 points!)

Wario-Man
''I am Wario-Man! You never know what kind of touch control you will have to use in my Super Zero microgame mix! (You'll need a truckload of atomic garlic to score over 30 points!)''