List of Mario Party 2 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the Nintendo 64 game Mario Party 2. Yoshi and Donkey Kong are not included in the lineup since they lack intelligible speech.

Multiple characters

 * "It's just like the Princess to solve a problem."

Mario Land

 * "Greetings!"
 * "Huh? "What happen to Toad?" Um...He's out sick with a cold. But, um...forget about that!"
 * "A new theme park just opened! C'mon! Let's go check it out!"
 * "All right! To #eb00b8 we go!!!"

Pre-game

 * "First, we have to set the game options!"
 * "How many are playing this time?"
 * "Hey! Choose the characters the cyan are gonna use."
 * "Hey! Choose those green red!"
 * "How will you set red skill levels?"
 * "Set the red skill level!"
 * "Choose the number of turns!"
 * "OK! Last, choose a green." setting...And be quick about it!"''
 * "Are these setting OK?"
 * "Took you long enough! LET'S GO!!!"

In-game

 * "Oi! We’re here! This is the fabled #eb00b8!!!"
 * "Bowser, King of the Koopas, created this Adventure Board and all its fun -- yet frightening -- events!"
 * "Aah! Bowser is truly, wonderfully great! Bowser is the true yellow"
 * "Even if you collect a million yellow, you’ll never defeat Bowser! Never, ever, EVER!"
 * "But you can try if you like! Good luck finding your kidnapped buddy, Toad!"
 * "Well, we must decide turn order to begin this impossible quest!"
 * "Turn order has been decided! green is first. green is second. green) is third. green is fourth."
 * "And finally...A present from Bowser! cyan apiece! Spend it wisely!"
 * "Try as your might, you'll never reach yellow. But you might as well try, so get going!!!"
 * "Let me show you where the first orange you'll never get is."
 * "The orange is right here. Give Toad #eb4300 to get the orange. What a rip-off!"
 * "Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is over here. He'll take your Coins, but that's nothing to worry about!"
 * "I'll show you where to find the next orange you're after."
 * "You'll find this orange right here! Give Toad #eb4300 to get it. Seems a little pricey to me!"
 * "Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is now here. He might take a few Coins, but don't mind that!"

Star Space

 * "I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser."
 * "Now then, gimme red! So nice of you! Heh, heh, HEH!"
 * "Now then, here are cyan! I'm so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!"
 * "Heyyy! Wait a sec'! That's not right!?! Hey! Don't tell anyone, OK?"
 * "Now then, gimme red! You're so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!" (if the player has 5 Coins or less)
 * "Ahh-hah-hah! Ho-ho! I tricked you! You sure are gullible! Hah-hah!" (Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
 * "#eb00b8 I was hoping to see you!" (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
 * "I stole these cyan for you! It isn't much, but here you go!"

Baby Bowser Banker

 * "Welcome to Bowser Bank. You have been pre-approved for a cyan loan."
 * "By the way, principle and interest will come to red. Invest wisely!"
 * "Hello! Welcome! I'm afraid that your red loan is due!"
 * "Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your red loan is due!"
 * "Thank you very much! I hope you'll do business with Bowser Bank again!!!"
 * "Insufficient funds??? Look...We're a business. We can't just hand out money! Don't let this happen again!" (if the player has less than the full amount but at least one coin)
 * "Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your red loan is past due!"
 * "WHAT?!? You haven't ANY Coins? Well, if you can't pay with Coins, then I'll have to take a red" (if the player has no coins but has at least 1 star)
 * "Welcome! Good day to you! I'm sorry, but those yellow I lent you are past due!" (if the bank hasn't loaned any player yet)
 * "Erm...I'm sorry! There seems to have been a slight error! Umm...Come again!?!"
 * "Welcome to Bowser Bank! Oh! Bowser!!! I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you!" (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
 * "It isn't much, but here! Take these cyan No! I insist! I insist!"

Baby Bowser Shopkeeper

 * "Welcome! This is the Item Shop! You've come to a great place! We've got plenty of BARGAINS!"
 * "See! You really need this cyan (Coins)! So, here you go!"

Baby Bowser Officer

 * "This is the Parade Planning Office. Would you like to change the parade route?"
 * "This is the Parade Planning Office. Heh, heh! You don't have enough Coins to do anything!"
 * "Uh...uh...uh...Bowser! Please! Pick any parade route you like - any at all!" (if the player is wearing Bowser Suit)
 * "Say...It's only red until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!!"
 * "By the way...It's only red until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!"
 * "This is the Parade Planning Office. I hate to rain on your parade, but we're closed!" (last turn)

Bowser Parade

 * "Thanks for waiting, everyone! Without further delay, the Bowser Parade shall begin!" (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there is at least one player in the path)
 * "Thanks for joining us! It's only #eb00b8 until the next parade! See you then!" (4 turns if the game has 5 turns remaining)
 * "Notice: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the parade has been canceled." (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there are no players in the path)
 * "It's only #eb00b8 until the next parade! See you then!!!" (4 turns if the game has 5 turns remaining)

Last Five Turns Event

 * "Well, we've hit the last 5 turns! Let's see how you wretches are doing!"
 * (player 1) is first! (player 2) is second. (player 3) is third. And (player 4) is in last place."
 * "So...Who will win and become the so-called Super Star??? Hmmm...Who could it be?!?"
 * *Well, let's begin everyone's favorite game show - Predict the Super Star!"
 * "Our contestant today is none other than...! Join us on stage!"
 * "Here is a 10-Coin present from Bowser for (player), our candidate for victory!"
 * *And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the game's end, Blue Spaces and Red Spaces are doubled in value - 6 Coins!!!"
 * "And the ever popular Duel Mini-Game is in effect!!! Now's your opporturnity!!! Don't let this chance pass you by!"
 * "OK! It's the final gasp! If you've already given up, at least LOOK like you're trying!"

Mini-Game Coaster

 * "Heh! Heh! Heh! Surprised? We're the Baby Bowser Bunch!!!"
 * "In order to finish the course, you must defeat us in a game of Shell Shocked!"
 * "HOWEVER! You, (player), shall have no teammates!"
 * "No complains? Good! And with that, let the games begin!!!"
 * "HUH!?! IMPOSSIBLE! How could we lose!?!" (if the player wins)
 * "AAAUGH! We'll remember this!!!"

Pre-game

 * "Welcome to Mini-Game Stadium!"
 * "So, which mode will you play this time?"
 * "OK. Now we must choose game settings."
 * "OK! Let the (mode) begin!!!"

Battle

 * "Welcome to Battle Mode!!! Please choose a match."
 * "Choose the type of Mini-Games you will play."
 * "Please pick teams."
 * "Determing the first/next Mini-Game..."
 * "It's (minigame)! Get ready to battle!"
 * "Are you ready?"

Trial

 * "Here we are, everyone! This is Mini-Game Stadium!!!"
 * "Here, you can test your Mini-Game skills against one another!"
 * "There are no Stars here. Victory or defeat is determined by the Coins won in Mini-Games."
 * "So, you do not gain or lose Coins for landing on Blue Spaces or Red Spaces."
 * "However, when you complete one lap, you will receive a 10-Coin Bonus."
 * "When all turns have ended, the player with the most Coins will be declared the victor."
 * "Good luck, everyone! May you all perform to the best of your abilities."
 * "Now then, let's determine turn order!"
 * "Keep your eyes on victory! Good luck, everyone! Let the games begin!!!"
 * "Nice work! Here! You get 10 Coins for completing 1 lap!"
 * "It is now Turn (number 1). You are in spot (number 2) in the rankings. Good luck!"

Duel

 * "How will you pick duels?"

Battle

 * "Congratulations! Victory belongs to (player)!"
 * "Victory goes to the team of (player 1) and (player 2)!!!"
 * "Continue playing?"

Trial

 * "The turns have all ended. The question remains... Who shall emerge victorious?"
 * "With that, let's count everyone's Coins!"
 * "Now I shall announce the final results!"
 * "Victory belongs to... (player)!!! Congratulations!!!"

Duel

 * "Wow! (player) is the victor!"

Pre-game

 * "Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!"
 * "Choose one character to be your partner."
 * "With that, let's start! Good luck!!!"

In-game

 * "Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!"
 * "Shall I explain the rules?"
 * "Your objective is to clear all Mini-Games and reach the finish." (Yes)
 * "Ride in this cart as it goes farther and farther down for each Mini-Game cleared."
 * "To reach the finish, you will have to clear all Mini-Games found in the 9 Worlds."
 * "You can play Mini-Games by moving to these Mini-Games Spaces."
 * "Once you clear a Mini-Game, you can proceed to the next space."
 * "However, if you miss, you will lose 1 remaining life."
 * "If you miss when you have 0 remaining lives, it's Game Over for you."
 * ''"Your remaining lives are displayed in the top-left corner of the screen.""'
 * "Your Coins are displayed in the top-right corner of the screen."
 * "When you collect 100 Coins, you gain 1 life."
 * "When you come to a Save Space, you can save your progress up to that point."
 * "After Game Over, you must start again from the last Save Space at which you saved your progress."
 * "Whenever you come to the Save Space, be sure to save your game."
 * "If you press while moving on the map, you can access the Pause Screen."
 * "If you want to quit your game, choose Save & Quit on the Pause Screen."
 * "However, be aware that your Save & Quit will be erased the next time you start again."
 * "OK. Let's start the game. Oh! But first... Please choose the course you will take this time." (list of courses)
 * "The Hard Course is a very difficult course that leads through World 9."
 * "Are you sure you want the (course)?"
 * "OK! It's (course) for you! Good luck!" (Yes)
 * "This is the World (number) Save Space. Would you like to save your progress?"
 * "OK to overwrite this World (number) data?" (Yes)
 * "Save complete! Would you like to continue?" (Yes)
 * "Good luck!" (Yes)
 * "Nice job, (player)! Getting this far is not easy!"
 * "Only skilled players make it here on the Hard Course!"
 * "However... If you'd only gotten here sooner, I could have commended you for reaching the Goal."
 * "There's no way around it. Could you please start again from World 1?"
 * "(player)! Ignore him! He's a fake!
 * "What are you trying to say? Are you calling me a fake? I'm the real Toad!"
 * "Drat! Foiled again! There's nothing to do but..." (Baby Bowser Bunch reveal)

Results

 * "Spectacular, (player)! The way you beat the Baby Bowser Bunch was incredible!"
 * "Well, let me say it again... Congratulations! You've cleared the Hard Course!"
 * "As your reward for this remarkable feat, I present you a prize of 1000 Coins!!!"
 * "Now I would like to take this opportunity to announce a Special Bonus!"
 * *You've cleared the course with (number 1) live(s) remaining! And as you had (number 2) Coin(s)..."
 * "Your Special Bonus is ((number 1)*100+(number 2)) Coins!!! Please take these!!!* (Example: if the player has 36 lives and 25 coins at the end, the player will receive 3625 coins)
 * "(player)! You are truly amazing! You are the true Super Star! Keep up the great work! Toad is rooting for you!"

Big Boo

 * "I am Big Boo. I'll steal Stars or Coins from your opponents."
 * "Very, very, very well! I shall return!" (Steal Coins/Stars)
 * "Coins!!! Coins!!! I have brought (number) Coins!!! Be grateful to me!"
 * "Hee, hee! I've done it! See, Stars!!!"
 * "Hee, hee! I've done it! Except, I here were only (number) Stars!" (if any opponent has no stars)

Bowser Coin Beam

 * "Energy charged to 300%! Fire the #eb00b8 NOW!!!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there is at least one player in the path)
 * "Direct hit! Direct hit! All Coins are beamed to ME! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Huh!?! No sign of life! Reset the counter! I'll remember this!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there are no players in the path)

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am red, plunderer of deep space!!!"
 * "This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!"
 * "I have found you, Space Patroller green!!!"
 * "I have found you, Space Patrollers green and green!!!"
 * "Now you shall yield red to ME! Yield to the Bowser Regime!"
 * "My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you focus your energy."
 * "I must now log out. Long live the Bowser Regime!!!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Who are you seaching for?"
 * "Hmm??? Who might that be?"
 * "So! The Space Patrol will face me!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! A force field surrounds me! You cannot break it!"
 * "It is impossible! You cannot get behind me!"
 * "Whooooa... my head is spinning!"
 * "I'll remember this!"

Blooper

 * "Step right up! Step right up for the most amazing show around! Enter here, please! Don't push!"
 * "Thank you! Thank you! Please exit over there!"

Bob-omb
These quotes are shared with Bob-omb Buddy in Mystery Land.
 * "%>!+%¯::%??¯X%>:!?:+!!¯:X. (Did you read our message? Enter the ship, earthling!)"
 * "X%>%>!+%¯+?+>;X>%;+!!+. (Leave this place, earthling.)"

Bob-omb Buddy

 * "Thanks to you, the curse Bowser cast has been removed!"
 * "Thank you for saving us! Thank you!"

In-game

 * "Ooo, hoo, hoo! Shall I steal Coins or Stars from a rival and give them to you?"
 * "Steal from whom? (list of opponents)" (Steal Coins/a Star)
 * "You'll regret that! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!" (Decline)
 * "Trouble me not if you have no Coins! Shoo! Shoo!" (Not enough coins)
 * "How'd I do? How'd I do? I stole cyan!!! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!!!"
 * "That was frightening! I could get only red! How discouraging!"
 * "...I got caught... I could only get red. ...Sorry!"

Ending cutscene

 * ''"BOO! I'm a ghost!"'

Bowser

 * "Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well, green! Welcome to #eb00b8"
 * "I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"
 * "Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"
 * "It's #eb00b8 This is an exciting event in which you give #eb4300 to ME!"
 * "Let the event begin! I'll take those #eb4300"
 * "Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!" (if the player has not enough coins)
 * "It's #eb00b8 In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"
 * "Let the event begin! That'll be #eb4300 apiece!"
 * "Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins? NONE OF YOU!?!" (if all 4 players have no coins)
 * "You poor little things! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take cyan apiece."
 * "Don't worry about paying me back. You all need it more than I do! Now don't be strangers!"
 * "Ahhh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "Ahhh! That was fun! I'll overlook the fact that you didn't have 'em all! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "It's #eb00b8 I shall magically appear on the Map! This is a huge, historical event!" (same as Bowser Bomb)
 * "Oh! I'm so excited! I've even got butterflies! Uh-oh! Ummm...cyan"
 * "It's #eb00b8 In this very lucky event, you get to play the green Mini-Game!"
 * "You're so LUCKY! OK! Let the event begin!"
 * "Welcome to #eb00b8! Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this LUCKY game! Good luck! Wah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Are you ready? #eb00b8 START!!!"
 * "Oh-ho! The results are in! Why, (player) must give #eb4300 Coins to ME!!"
 * "WHAT???!? You don't have enough Coins! Well, I'll have to get by with what Coins you've got. I'm such a nice guy!" (if the chosen player in Bowser's Chance Time has not enough coins)
 * "Well, see ya!!! Thanks for joining us for #eb00b8 Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "It's #eb00b8 In this novel event, I shall increase the number of Toads!"
 * "It's amazing! The number of Toads shall increase from yellow to yellow!!! Here goes my amazing trick!"
 * "There! Your chance are doubled! There are now yellow! Incredible!"
 * "But I don't know if yellow of them are real or not...Hah, hah! Well, see ya!!!"
 * "Let me ask you this: green" (Bowser Revolution)
 * "Only equality can end this battle! Therefore... #eb00b8"
 * "This is #eb00b8 For many years I have dreamed of absolute equality!!!"
 * "For equality! #eb00b8"
 * "The #eb00b8 has ended! Thank you for joining me! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I've been awaiting this moment! red, red"
 * ''"Now you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * ''"I've got you, green! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * ''"If you value your life, you'll give me red"
 * "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves!"
 * "Farewell, all! Long live the King of the Koopas!!!"

Last Five Turns Event

 * I say that loser will win! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! (he will always choose the player who currently is in last place)

Ending cutscene

 * "What are you doin'!?!"
 * "LIAR!!!"
 * "Huh??? Who's that? Over there???"
 * "So you've come for me, green!?! I'll show you!!"
 * "WAH, HAH, HAH!!! What's wrong? Your best moves not working?"
 * "Why don't you try spinning me by the tail?"
 * "TRANSFORMATION! METAL BOWSER!!!"
 * ''"Metal Bowser has the weight of 10 Bowsers!!! I cannot be thrown! WAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * "Try as your might! You'll never do it!"
 * "WWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, HAH! I am the red and I love riddles!"
 * "If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!"
 * "I discovered a green! Wah, hah! Riddle time!"
 * "Here's your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast?"
 * "Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get red"
 * "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits."
 * "Farewell! Long live riddles!"

Ending cutscene

 * "But can you answer MY riddle!?!"
 * "If you value your life, you shall answer my riddle!"
 * "It's a shadow riddle! What's this???"
 * "Fool! I shall curse you!"
 * "Hmm?!? Who goes there!?!"
 * "I knew you'd come to try to solve my riddle!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! You say it is me???"
 * "Dang! You're right!"
 * "My 2000-year-old curse!?! Curses!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, red"
 * "Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, green!!"
 * "If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme red Understood!?!"
 * "My rootin' tootin' days are gone... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya!"
 * "I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Lissen here, banker! Yer goin' in thar go git me more Coins!!"
 * "Huh!?! Who's over thar!?!"
 * "Are you meanin' to interfere!?! It'll cost ya if ya do!"
 * "Draw!!!"
 * "Augh! Ya corked me!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the pirate of all pirates, red"
 * "Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It"ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I've got ye, cyan greencyan"
 * "Arrgh! Be the good matey and gimme red, or ye'll meet the tip o' me sword!"
 * "My vovage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh!"
 * "Smooth sailin', mateys! Long live Cap'n Bowser!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Arrgh! Stop right there!"
 * "Ye wouldn't be a-thinkin' of stealin' me treasure, now would ya, matey?"
 * "Arrgh! That's better, me matey! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * "Arrgh!?! Who goes there!?!"
 * "So ye've come, Captain green!?! Ye'll never gets me plunder!!!"
 * "Arrgh! Impertinent fool!"
 * "Ouch! That's smarts!"

Battle Space

 * "Ten-hut! It's time for a green"
 * "Let's get started! The entrance fee this time is cyan per player!"
 * "So which of you will win these yellow that I've collected?"
 * "Who's going to win these yellow that I've collected?"
 * "Let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!"
 * "Hey! Hey! HEY!!! Somehow I didn't get enough Coins... Well, anyway..." (if any player has not enough coins)
 * "As I was saying, let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!"
 * "Hey! Hey! HEY!!! None of you have enough Coins! Hey! Hey! HEY!!!" (if all players have the total coins less than 20)
 * "The green is off! Tch! What a waste of time!"

Duel

 * "It's time for a green! Are you ready? Let the duel begin!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Pick your enemy!"
 * "Choose the number of Coins you will duel for. Pay for (number) Coin(s)."
 * "(player) is the victor!!!"
 * "(number) Coin(s) go to (player)!!! Excellent dueling!"
 * "A draw!?! Well, that's boring! I'll give these (number) Coin(s) back. That's no fun..."

Game's opening cutscene

 * "#4a7f8a"

Item Shop

 * "Welcome! This is the Item Shop. What would you like to do?"
 * "Which Item would you like? (list of items)" (Buy an item)
 * "Nothing? Well, please come again. Have a nice day!" (Nothing)
 * "Honestly, I'd have to say (player)! That's clear!"
 * "Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you already have an Item! You can't buy another one! Use your Item, then come back."
 * "Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you don't have enough money. Come back after saving up a bit!"
 * "The Item Shop is now closed for the day. Please come again." (last turn)

Koopa Bank

 * "This is Koopa Bank. Please deposit red into our savings account."
 * "Thank you very much. By the way, Koopa Bank has cyan in its reserves."
 * "This is Koopa Bank. I'd ask you to make a deposit, but you have no Coins to deposit! Please come again. By the way, Koopa Bank has cyan in its reserves."
 * "As a Special Bonus, you get all the Coins currently in our reserves! ...Unfortunately, we don't have a single Coin! That's too bad!"
 * "As a cyan for stopping at the bank, you get all cyan in our reserves!"
 * "Congratulations! I hope you will continue to do business with Koopa Bank!"

Last Five Turns Event

 * "Um...Well, I believe green will be the winner!"

Interrupting Toad

 * "Big news!!! The secret treasure has been found!! We must reach it before red does!"
 * "Trouble just rolled into town!! red is robbin' the First Mushroom Bank!!"
 * "Sensors detect a major anomaly! red is attacking!!!"
 * "We've got trouble! The yellow has been found! C'mon! This way!"
 * "Oh, toil and trouble!!! The red, red, is out wreaking havoc!"
 * "The hour has come! Bowser has changed his location! Now is the time for the final blow!"

Boards' ending cutscene

 * "Yo, ho, ho and a cave full of treasure!"
 * ''"Uh...Uh... I was just lookin', Cap'n. I didn't take any!
 * "Why, it's cyan greencyan"
 * "Fine then, bully! You can have the treasure. Uh...Arghh!"
 * "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but this is all the Coins we got!"
 * "Thank goodness it's you, Deputy green!"
 * "Oh, my! What to do? This is lookin' dangerous!"
 * "Th-Thank you! You saved me! I owe you my life!"
 * "Begin evacuation!!!"
 * "Oooff! H-hey! Where did everyone go?"
 * "Buh-Buh-Bowser!!!"
 * "No, please... Let me go!"
 * "It is none other than... green of the Space Patrol!"
 * "Thank you! Your bravery has again brought peace to deep space!"
 * "Hmmm...Clearly this statue holds the answers to the riddles of the artifacts!"
 * "Uh...I know! A cow... ?"
 * "You came! green!"
 * "You did it! The riddle of the artifacts has been solved!"
 * "Ohh! It looks like ghost could appear at any moment..."
 * "Oh! Thank you... AHHH! Bowser!!!"
 * "Rrrribbit!"
 * "Rrrribbit! (It's you,) Rrrrrribbit! (green!)"
 * "Retreat! Retreat!"
 * "Oh! Thank you so much! You saved me!"
 * "...He's already gone... We just missed him!"
 * "Luh-looking for a bathroom!"
 * "Please don't hurt me!"
 * "Just in time! green!"
 * "You did it! You won!"

Luigi

 * "Yah-ha, I'm the best!"
 * "Yeehoo!"

Magikoopa

 * "Welcome to Mystery Mansion. With our Darkness Lamp, you can turn day into night!"
 * "Excellent! Let me prepare... Now, are you ready?" (Light Lamp)
 * "Oh, really? Perhaps another time. I'll be waiting." (Decline)

Mario

 * "Ho-ho!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Yipee! Ha, ha, ha!"
 * "HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!"
 * "He, he! I've got it!"

Minigame Announcer

 * "Start!"
 * "Ready? Go!"
 * "Finish!"
 * "Goal!"
 * "New record!"
 * "Miss!"
 * "Draw!"
 * "Chance Time!"
 * "Chance Time?" (Bowser's Chance Time)
 * "Got item!"
 * "Got item?" (Bowser Bomb)

Mr. I

 * "I am Mr. I. I can use my magic to warp you to a distant space!"
 * "Are you ready for my magic? Hocus pocus!" (Warp)
 * "Ahhh, hmm... ...Disappointing!" (Decline)
 * "Oh! You do not have enough Coins! Come again when you do."

Mushroom Genie

 * "Did you call, master? I am the Mushroom Genie who lives in this Magic Lamp."
 * "Well, let me fly you to Toad! Please ride on my back!"
 * "Hang on tight! Here we go!!! Mushroom-Kadabra!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "At the end of this turn the dreaded pirate, red, shall appear. Much to your dismay..."
 * "red will show his ugly face when this here turn ends. Regrettable, ain't it?"
 * "When this turn culminates, red shall appear! Much to your dismay..."
 * "At the end of this turn, the red shall appear. Much to your misfortune..."
 * "At the end of this turn, the red, red, shall appear, much to your dismay..."
 * "At the end of this turn, red, red, shall appear. Much to your chagrin..."

Bowser Space

 * "At the end of this turn, red shall appear on the Adventure Board! Beware!" (Bowser's Appearing Act)
 * "...Bowser ran!" (if the wheel lands on the yellow text)

Other

 * "You already have an Item, so you can't play the Item Game."
 * "I'm sorry, but the Item Game isn't held on the last turn."
 * "You cannot use a Bowser Bomb here." (if the player tries to use the Bowser Bomb)
 * "green's Item now belongs to green!" (Plunder Chest)
 * "Why, (player 1) and (player 2) have switched places!" (Warp Block)
 * "green, beware!!! red has come to steal your Coins! Press the Button repeatedly to pull red away!"
 * "Everyone! Beware!!! Boo has come to steal your Coins! Press the Button repeatedly to chase Boo away!" (Big Boo)
 * "You've transformed into Bowser! For this turn only, when you pass another player, you can steal 20 Coins!" (Bowser Suit)
 * "Thinking it was Bowser, (player 1) gave (number) Coins to (player 2)!" (if player 2 is wearing Bowser Suit)
 * "You found a cyan
 * The Hidden Block contains... yellow/cyan
 * "It says, "If you throw 10 Coins from atop the relic, you can warp to a distant relic." What will you do?" (Mystery Land)
 * ""If you throw 10 Coins from atop the relic, you can warp to a distant relic." But you don't have enough Coins."
 * "Why, day/night turned to night/day!" (Horror Land)
 * "Magic prevents Whomp from moving at night."
 * "It is said that the Big Boo statue moves in the moonlight!" (if the player tries to meet Big Boo in the daytime)
 * "You hear raucous laugher, but none will answer the door!" (if the player tries to meet Magikoopa in the nighttime)
 * "green was suddenly overcome by the urge to jump into the pipe!" (Bowser Land)

Game's opening cutscene

 * "purple"
 * "purple"

Voices

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Yeah! Peach's got it!"
 * "Aaaaaaaaah!"

Piranha Plant

 * "Whoa-ho! You've got so many Mini-Games! This one's fun, too, so here! This is Dungeon Dash!"
 * "It's a 2 vs. 2 Mini-Game. Check it out!"
 * "Way to go! Keep right on playing! There's more to come!"
 * "Whoa-ho-ho! Look at all these Mini-Games! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!"
 * "I'm impressed! Here! Take this! It's Rainbow Run!"
 * "It's a 1 vs. 3 Mini-Game. Give it a try!"
 * "OH MY GOODNESS! Look at all these Mini-Games! Wow! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!"
 * "I'm so happy... Here! Take these! This is Dungeon Dash!"
 * "And this one is Rainbow Run!"
 * "WOW!!! I've never seen so many Mini-Games!"
 * "WOW! You're amazing! It blows me away!"
 * "I'm going back to the forest, but keep on playing!"
 * "Well, see ya!"
 * "Bye-bye!"

Shy Guy

 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! Let us cast a Slow Curse on someone."
 * "Whom shall you curse? (List of players)" (Cast Curse)
 * "(player) has been cursed, and can only move 1 to 3 spaces on the next turn!"
 * "Casting the Slow Curse costs 5 Coins. Come back after saving up!" (if the player has not enough coins)

Skeleton Key

 * "I could open this Gate for you... What should I do?"
 * "OK, I'll open it now. I guess this is goodbye. I'll miss you..." (Open It)
 * "Oh? Not yet? So, you still need me? Thank goodness!" (Don't Open It)
 * "I'm sorry... But you can't use me unless you're in front of a Keyed Gate." (if the player tries to discard the Skeleton Key like Mario Party 3)

Snifit

 * "I'm the Snifit Patrol. For 5 Coins, I'll set up a speed trap. Interested?"
 * "Understood. I'll get right to work on that speed trap!" (Set Trap)
 * "Oh, really? Well, I've got some paperwork to do, so please excuse me." (No Thanks)
 * "Don't you worry. I'll catch those speeders red-handed!"
 * "Eh? You don't have 5 Coins? Umm... I just remembered, I... need to investigate something."

Steamer

 * "Howdy, (player). Hop aboard for a ride?"
 * "Hit the block and choose a direction, would ya? A Goomba will be a-sendin' ya backwards." (Yep)
 * "Now that's a sight! A-forward we shall go! Choo-choo!" (Toad's face)
 * "Won't be needin' a ride, eh? Well, I reckon that'll do. Take care now, (player)." (Nope)
 * "I didn't hit anythin', did I? I don't rightly recall..." (if there is at least one player in the path)
 * "Howdy, (player). Ticket are 5 Coins, so come back after ya save up." (if the player has not enough coins)

Sushi

 * "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's up? What's up? What's the rush???!! If you're so rushed, hop on my back for a ride! ...For 5 Coins. OK! Hop on! Hop on! Hop on and hang on!"

Thwomp

 * "Welcome! Welcome! For the minimum red toll, you may pass through here."
 * "How much will you pay? Choose the amount with your ." (Pass)
 * "You won't pass? OK. Bye." (Don't Pass)
 * "Thank you! Thank you! OK, move along!"

Voice

 * "Okay!"
 * "Yo!"
 * "Yahooooo!"
 * "Wooooo!"

Game's opening cutscene

 * "What kind of story do we have this time? Well, let me begin..."
 * "...One day, Mario and friends created a new world."
 * "That world was #4a7f8a."
 * "But there was one who didn't think too highly of the name, Mario Land."
 * "It was that scoundrel, Wario!"
 * "Wario thought that since he was the Super Star, it should be called purple."
 * "But once he spoke up, an argument about who the real Super Star was ensured."
 * "Then, Princess Toadstool said, purple."
 * "(Multiple characters' quote) they all thought, feeling a bit humbled."
 * "So the raucous argument continued for a while."
 * "About that time, a terrible thing happened in "Mario Land"."
 * "Without warning, purple appeared and began attacking Mario Land!!!"
 * "A good red who discovered Bowser ran towards Mario and company!"
 * "Then Koopa shouted as loud as he could: #4a7f8a ...but he was ignored."
 * "But Toad, who couldn't stand it any longer, said: #4a7f8a"
 * "Mario and everyone else agreed with Toad's proposal."
 * "Immediately, the all began scrambling as fast as they could toward "Mario Land!"
 * "Will Mario and friends ever be able to defeat Bowser?"
 * "This is the Legend of Mario Land. Let us see how it unfolds..!"

Mario Land

 * "Hello! Greetings! And welcome to Mario Land!!!"
 * "Now then, please choose your destination."
 * "Hear about the rules of the games?"
 * "Well then, we're off to (board)!!!"

Pre-game

 * "green explains the game rules in detail."
 * "Now, listen carefully, everyone, so you don't miss anything."
 * "Now, aim for the cyan And good luck!"
 * "We're almost there! OK! Let's go!!!"

In-game

 * "Welcome, one and all!!! This is cyan"
 * "This is a special land which explains the rules of Mario Party 2!"
 * "So, I'd like to get started by explaining the rules in their proper order."
 * "First, we must determine turn order."
 * "Order is determined by the numbers of the Dice Blocks."
 * "The order has been decided. First is #7670ca. Second is #7670ca. Third is #7670ca. And fourth is #7670ca."
 * "So you see, turn order is based on the highest number."
 * "Now, let's start the game!"
 * "Press the Button to hit the Dice Block. Then move the number of spaces showm."
 * "So in this case, #7670ca only moves 1 space."
 * "Next, let me explain the diffirent spaces."
 * "This is a cyan. You gain cyan on these spaces."
 * "This is a red. You lose red on these spaces."
 * "This is a green. Some kind of Happening will occur on these spaces."
 * ''"Happenings are diffirent on each Adventure Board."'
 * "This is a green. When you land here, the cyan begins."
 * "Tremendous comebacks are always a possibility with cyan! Make good use of it!"
 * "When all players finish moving, the turn ends and a Mini-Game begins."
 * "This is a red. When you land here, a red begins."
 * "purple has plenty of tricks that cause trouble for you, so always be on your guard."
 * "This is a green. When you land here, a cyan begins."
 * "While you play, be sure to keep a sharp eye on the Item you want!"
 * "This is a green. Land on this space, and a cyan begins."
 * "For cyan, coins are taken from each player, and you battle for the jackpot!"
 * "Oh-ho! Talk about lucky! This is a cyan"
 * "These are hidden on cyan when the green setting is chosen before starting your game."
 * "cyan contain Coins or a Star! Good luck finding them!"
 * "You don't know what's inside until you hit the block!"
 * "Let's see... Next, I'd like to explain cyan."
 * "When all players finish their moves, a cyan begins."
 * "These 4 panels are the cyan."
 * "Their colors change to red or cyan based on where you land."
 * "If you land on a green, the color will randomly change to either red or cyan."
 * "If all panels end up being the same color, like this. a cyan begins."
 * "Or, if the panels are divided into red and cyan, then the cyan team will be pitted against the red team."
 * "When the panel are evenly divided into red and cyan, a cyan will begin."
 * "If there's 1 cyan panel and 3 red panels, or 1 red panel and 3 cyan panels, a cyan will begin."
 * "Once the type of match is determined, the actual Mini-Game is selected."
 * "The Mini-Game is selected randomly."
 * "Good luck colleting many Coins in the Mini-Games, everyone."
 * "Now, let me introduce the diffirent buildings found on the Adventure Boards."
 * "This is green. When you pass the bank, you must deposit red in the bank."
 * "However, if you land on the green, you get all the Coins deposited!"
 * "This is the green. Here, you can use your Coins to buy items."
 * "However, if you already have an Item, or if you don't have enough Coins, you can't buy anything."
 * "Finally, let me introduce some of the characters you'll meet."
 * "On each Adventure Board, you must reach cyan to get a Star."
 * "You can trade cyan 20 Coins for one Star."
 * "cyan will steal Coins or Stars from your opponents and give them to you."
 * "However, you must pay cyan a few Coins for this "service", so be wary."
 * "purple is here merely to cause trouble and misery for all."
 * "purple will take red from you each time you meet him, so beware!"
 * "Oh! One more thing! There's an Item that transforms Baby Bowser into purple himself!"
 * "If purple runs into you, he'll take ALL of your Coins. Be extra careful of him!"
 * "So, this is how you play the game. When the set number of turns passes, the game ends, but if the green was chosen at the start, you can still get a Star or two!"
 * "There are three bonuses, so I'll give you a simple explanation of each one."
 * "First is the cyan. The player who collected the most Coins in Mini-Games receives this bonus."
 * "Next is the orange. The player who collected the most Coins in the entire board game gets this bonus."
 * "Last is the green. As you can probably guess, this goes to the player who lands on green the most times."
 * "The player with the highest Star count wins the game. That player becomes the orange"
 * "With that, I have finished my explanation. Keep your eyes on orange, everyone, and good luck! Farewell!"

Pre-game

 * "First, we have to choose the game settings."
 * "How many will play this time?"
 * "Choose the (number) character(s) the Player(s) will use."
 * "Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control."
 * "How will you set Computer Character skill levels?"
 * "Please set the Computer Character skill level."
 * "Please choose the number of turns."
 * "Finally, please choose a Bonus setting."
 * "Are these setting OK?"
 * "Now that you're done, LET'S GO!!!"

In-game

 * "We’re here, everyone! This is cyan!!!"
 * "This is a tropical isle. Pirates are scouring the island in search of the secret treasure." (Pirate Land)
 * "You, too, shall become pirates and scour the island for booty!"
 * "Your objective this time, is to defeat purple, your nemesis, and find the treasure."
 * "Find the secret treasure to become the yellow of Pirate Land."
 * "This is a pioneer town of the Old West. A steam engine’s whistle echoes across the prairie." (Western Land)
 * "You shall become deputies. It’s your job to keep the Wild West peaceful!"
 * "Your objective this time, is to defeat purple, the scourge of this quiet town."
 * "Defeat Bowser to become the yellow of Western Land. Good luck!"
 * "This is a space station. As a deep-space crossroads, many spaceships pass by here." (Space Land)
 * "You shall join the Space Patrol. Your job is to maintain peace in space!"
 * "Your objective this time, is to protect this station from purple, plunderer of outer space."
 * "Keep deep space a peaceful place to become the yellow of Space Land!"
 * "These are hidden jungle paths. Countless mythical artifacts tower over these mysterious pathways." (Mystery Land)
 * "As archeologists, search for the stories behind the artifacts."
 * "Your objective this time, is to defeat purple, a legendary monster that poses riddles to all travelers it meets."
 * "Whatever it takes, defeat Bowser to become the yellow of Mystery Land!"
 * "In this haunted forest, witches’ cottages line the paths, and ghosts gather after nightfall." (Horror Land)
 * "Wield the magic of truth and justice when venturing through the forest."
 * "Your objective this time, is to defeat the purple, a resident of the haunted forest."
 * "Defeat Bowser to become the yellow of Horror Land!!!"
 * "Now before the adventure begins, we must decide turn order."
 * "Turn order has been decided. green is First. green is Second. green is Third. green is Fourth."
 * "And lastly, a present!!! I'll give you each cyan. Please use them wisely."
 * "Good luck becoming the yellow of this land! Well then, let's get started!"
 * "Hey! Pretty lucky! You got 2 of the same number! You win 10 coins!" (double number that are not 7)
 * "All right! You did it! You hit the jackpot! You win 20 Coins!" (double 7s or triple number that are not 7)
 * "WOW! You did it! It's a Lucky 7 jackpot! You win 50 Coins!" (triple 7s)

Star Space

 * "Let me show you where the first orange is located."
 * "Here's the first orange. Give #eb4300 to Toad to get the orange."
 * "By the way, Baby Bowser is over here. He's may take Coins from you, so beware.
 * "You finally made it! Would you like to trade your cyan for a yellow?"
 * "OK then! Here's your yellow" (Yes)
 * "OK, here's your yellow" (Yes, Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
 * "Come visit me again! Goodbye!" (No)
 * "Oh! Too bad! You don't have enough Coins. Come back after saving up red."
 * "Wow! Amazing! You can't carry any more yellow If you happen to lose any, though, come visit me!" (if the player has 99 Stars, impossible without hacking)
 * "Let me show you where to find the next orange."
 * "The next orange is here. Give #eb4300 to Toad to get the orange."
 * By the way, Baby Bowser has moved over here. He's after your Coins, so avoid him if you can.
 * "The Star is now over here. Trade Toad 20 Coins to get the Star." (Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
 * "Wait a second!!! There's a Toad over there, too!?! Which is the real one???"

! Space

 * "Welcome to yellow Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this lucky event! Good luck!"
 * "Diffirent things will happen when you hit the blocks, so aim carefully! Now then, yellow"
 * "The results are in! (player 1) must give yellow to (player 2)!!!"
 * "Oh! The results are in! Why, (player 1) and (player 2) must trade all of their yellow"
 * "Oh! The results are in! (player 1)'s yellow go to (player 2)!!!"
 * "The results are in! Why, (player 1) and (player 2) must trade all of their yellow"
 * "The results are in! Uh-oh! Oh no! OH MY! (player 1) and (player 2) must trade all of their yellow"
 * "This is amazing! All right! Time to trade! Here we go!"
 * "This is truly amazing! All right! Time to trade! Here we go!"
 * "However, (player 1) doesn't even have yellow. Too bad!"

Last Five Turns Event

 * "We have reached the cyan Let's look at the standings!"
 * "green yellow green is second. green is third. And green is in last place."
 * "But who shall be victorious and become the yellow With that, it's time for everyone's favorite show: Predict the yellow"
 * "And making the prediction this time is this individual! Come join us on stage!"
 * "Our predicted winner, green, shall receive a yellow present from green!"
 * "And finally, cyan From now until the end of the game, all cyan and all red spaces shall be doubled to 6 Coins!!!"
 * "And if two players land on the same space, a yellow will begin!"
 * "This is a huge chance! Be sure to make the most of this opportunity!"
 * "This is your final chance! Aim for yellow and give it all you've got!!!"

Results

 * "The final turn has ended. So, who is the yellow It's time to hear the final results!"
 * "First, we'll count everyone's yellow Here are the yellow you've all earned!"
 * "Now that we've seen your yellow, we'll count your Coins! You've collected... ...this many Coins!"
 * "Now, I'll award the yellow! The following players shall receive 1 Star for excellent performance!"
 * "First, is the cyan This award goes to the player who collected the most yellow in Mini-Games."
 * "Next is the yellow Award. This award goes to the player who collected the most yellow in board game play."
 * "Next is the green Award. This award goes to the player who landed on the most green."
 * "The cyan award goes to...green!"
 * "The yellow award goes to green!"
 * "The green Award goes to... green!"
 * "It's a tie! Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star awards go to both (player 1) and (player 2)!"
 * "And that finally brings us to the yellow Now for the official announcement! The yellow is... (Gets interrupted by Red Koopa)"
 * "This is incredible! Two/Three players have the exact number of Coins and Stars! They are (player's names)!"
 * "This is a rare sight indeed, folks! All four players have the exact number of Coins and Stars!"
 * "In a tie, victory is determined by the Dice Block! The highest number wins! OK! Hit your blocks!"
 * "And the winner is... (player)!"

Boards' ending cutscene

 * "Thank you, green! You are the yellow of cyan"
 * "Ya did real good, green! Yer the real yellow of cyan"
 * "Well done, green! You are the true yellow of cyan"
 * "Great work, green! You are the yellow of cyan/cyan"
 * "You mustn't give up, green!!!"
 * "We're behind you! Take this Star!!!"
 * "Way to go, green! You are the true yellow"

Game's ending cutscene

 * "And so, after a long and tiring battle, Mario and friends finally defeated Bowser."
 * "And they lived happily ever after in Mario Land!"
 * "Bravo!!! Bravo!!!"
 * "Let me introduce our talented and dedicated cast!"
 * "I introduce to you Donkey Kong! And Wario!!!"
 * "Ladies and gentlemen, Yoshi! And Peach!"
 * "Luigi! And Mario!!!"
 * "And finally, the talent actor who excelled as the villain! Bowser!!!"
 * "Ladies and gentlemen, how about one last round of applause for the cast?"
 * "Eh? Why are Mario and Bowser getting along so well?"
 * "...Actually, this has all been just one of the many attractions at Mario Land."
 * "How was it? Did you enjoy yourselves?"
 * "We hope to see you again here at Mario Land. Farewell!"

Wario

 * "Ah. hah. hah, hah!"
 * "So ein mist!"
 * "WAAAAAAAH!"
 * "Wario, I gotta win!"

In-game

 * "Would you like to take this path I'm blocking?"
 * "Fine, then. I'll move." (Take It)
 * "OK. Then, buh-bye!" (Decline)
 * "If you don't have 5 Coins, you may not pass!" (Not enough coins)

Last Five Turns Event

 * "It could always be Mario!!! Could it not? Heh, heh, heh! Mario! Mario! Mario!" (he will always choose Mario regardless Mario is competing or not)

Wiggler

 * "Hello, (player). How'd ya like to invite everyone to a hooternanny?"
 * "Splendid! Ah'll call ev'ryone. Hey ev'ryone! The hooternanny's startin'! Ya'll c'mon over this a-way!!" (Sure)
 * "Hmm...Ya don't like parties? Aw, shucks! That's too bad. Ya'll come back now, ya hear?" (No Thanks)
 * "Yee-haw! We're gonna have a grand ol' hooternanny!! Are ya'll ready?"
 * "Tch! You haven't enough Coins. Aww, shucks!! Ah'm terribly sorry. Come back after saving some Coins." (if the player has not enough coins)

Bowser Bomb

 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I'm the legendary wizard, red"
 * "Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, green!"
 * "Now be a good pretty and give me red or I'll test my magic on you!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! What are pretties like green and green doing here?"
 * "Huss, my pretties, and give me red, or I'll test my magic on you!"
 * "Er? No Coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!"
 * "My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits!"
 * "Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Are you OK?"
 * "MY magic is the best magic! Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
 * "Huh??? Who goes there?"
 * "MY magic is the best magic! Hocus pocus!"
 * "Uh-oh! Then I'll get you with... Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
 * "GULP!"
 * "Rrribbit! (I'll remember this!)"

Woody

 * "Welcome to Mini-Game Land! This Mini-Game Theme Park sits nestled in a colorful forest! Once you buy some Mini-Games with the Coins you've collected, you can play those Mini-Games here as often as you like. Choose the place you'd like to visit and press the Button."
 * "I'm Woody! You can buy Mini-Games from me..."
 * "I'm sorry, but I don't have any Mini-Games right now. Come back after you find some."
 * "That's Mini-Game Park. You can play Mini-Games there!"
 * "That's Mini-Game Park. You can't play Mini-Games there just yet."
 * "You can't enter until you buy some Mini-Games!"
 * "That's the Coin Box. Your coins are kept in there."
 * "You have (number) coins in the Coin Box right now."
 * "Oh my! It's empty! 0 Coins... Go to other lands to collect more Coins!"
 * "This is the Records Bottle. It contains Mini-Game records."
 * "That's Mini-Game Stadium. Go there to do battle."
 * "That's Mini-Game Coaster. It's a 1-player adventure ride!"