List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 * "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
 * "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
 * "Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"

Broque Madame

 * "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

 * "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
 * "Your tongue...bite upon it!"

Corporal Paraplonk

 * "Call me crazy, but looks like Bowser's Castle is heading this way."

Dark Bowser

 * "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
 * "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
 * "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

 * "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
 * "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
 * "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
 * "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"

Kamek

 * "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
 * "That oughta fix you up."

Midbus

 * "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
 * "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
 * "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"

Private Goomp

 * "Yeah... It... Well, this weird duo just showed up and went nuts. Huge attack, and just like that, they had the castle..."

Sergeant Guy

 * "Get it together, Private Goomp! Let's scout this area, at least."

Starlow

 * "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
 * "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"
 * "Over there! Some activity! Let's go check it out!"''

Toadsworth

 * "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the kingdom!"