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HI, !: Please PM me (that's Ralphfan (duh!)) and Xpike your Fake News section on the forums (our forums, which one did you think?) by no later than . ( Please remember to PM a copy to both Ralphfan and Xpike ). If you can't tell me and I'll see what I can do. Also, proper grammar is MANDATORY, so send me a rough draft first.

'''URGENT MESSAGE! IF YOU ARE MORE THAN A WEEK LATE, YOU'RE GONE!

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