MarioWiki:BJAODN

The Bad Jokes and other Deleted Nonsense Archive is the MarioWiki daring very very much, archive that is especially special and has lots of controversial controversy! It's purpose? To have bad word documented, the most silly and dum word in the wold!

On a more serious note, the archive was created as a way of storing vandalism and general poor writing that users consider to be humorous. The archive is open for anyone to edit, as long as the added content answers one golden criteria: It must be funny.

Before you edit, please read these few rules:


 * This is not a general vandalism archive. It is true that what may be considered "humorous" depends of opinions, but common sense should play a part here. The Mario page being replaced with something along the lines of "MARIO IS A (insert swear word here)" is not funny, it's stupid and obnoxious. Use your brain! Also, only articles and "joke" proposals are allowed in the archive. No user talk or any other namespaces.
 * In no way there should be an edit war about removing a specific section. As said earlier, everyone has different criteria for what is humorous. However, there is an exception: If something you wrote happens to be archived, you can remove it if you find it offending. However, you shouldn't be offended about something you wrote being archived. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and besides, we are laughing at the writing itself, not the writer.
 * Also, newbie bashing is not tolerated. There is a difference between poorly written articles newbies are susceptible to making and something so cretinous and devoid of information that you become suspicious of the sanity of the writer. We only accept the later variety.

Here's a few tips for organizing the page:
 * The entries should be placed in alphabetical order.
 * Entries that have obviously bogus Red Links should be ideally replaced with ,
 * Commentaries by users are allowed, but they should be either a witty joke on the entry or an explanation. Something among the line of "LOL THIS IS FUNEE!" or "WTF IS DIZ?" add nothing to the page.
 * You don't need to ask in order to add an example.

Now, let the nonsense begin!

Collections
These are the small entries, organized by categories:
 * Characters
 * Dumb Proposals
 * Enemies
 * Games
 * Items
 * Non-Mario Content
 * Other

Complete "Articles"
These are entries big enough to be apart from everything else
 * Beezos
 * Beta Elements
 * Boom Box
 * Cheep-Cheep
 * Crotch-Face guy
 * In the Clouds
 * Make a website
 * Mario (species)
 * Mario Circuit
 * Poll
 * Shy Guy