User talk:BubbleLemon/Archive 1

  Hey, everybody, my minions, my little Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Shy Guys, Boos, Humans, Yoshis, LITTLE ANYTHING! Welcome to MY Evil Usertalk. You can post everything you want, I love annoy Bad Mario, Bad Luigi, Mama Peach, Aunt Daisy, annoying Toads, all the good people of the Mushroom World! BUUT, if you post something, maybe I won't steal nothing of you. MAYBE hehehe... Remember, YOU MUST OBEY YOUR MASTER, BOWSER JR. And OF COURSE, my dad, Bowser. (he'll SMASH YOU, DESTROY YOUR FACE, AND YOU WILL BE MY MINION if you don't obey him!!) HAHAHAHA!!! Ok, minions! See ya! --- Bowser Jr.

Hum...
Hey, what do you mean? Are you crazy, little boy? :D Your Usertalk is so cute, congrats! AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR CANDIES!!! ò-ó
 * HEEEY YOU TOKE SOMETHINGS THAT ISN'T YOURS!!! TAKE THEM BACK, OR WE GONNA PUNCH YOUR LEMON HEAD WITH A PAN!!! Aaaaw, little koopa, candies are too hard to prepare... to pack it and finaly put in the shop. Are you have a heart, aren't you? Take them back, please :3


 * HUMPH. alright, i gonna cook with a lemon cake and serve to MY friends! A kiss for you, have a sweet day u.u

Bowser Jr.?
Hey-a you! You're-a Bowser's son! Im-a gonna get you for-a doing all of those-a mean things to the Kingdom! And-a don't-a run away! LuigiBlubber

Mamma Mia that's one-a long-a speech for a little guy! Me and-a my bro can beat-a you any day! Just like we beat you in all the other games! LuigiBlubber

Oh-a no! I-a guess we`ll just-a have to face off in NSMBU! It`s-a gonna be easy! Three stomps and-a you`re-a done for! LuigiBlubber

You-a have boxing gloves? Oh, I-a remember boxing! I-a beat Wiggler,Boo and Waluigi! If you're-a invincible Me and-a my bro can use stars to be invincible, too! LuigiBlubber

hahaha!
Hahaha, foolish koopa prince! How can a little cute thing like you take my shell? IT'S UNTAKABLE! ((Hi, wanna be friends?)) MWAHAWAHAHA! I do not fear you, cute thing. you can't and won't stel anything from me!  *hides on shell*  ((Hey, talks normally when your character is talking, and between 2 parentheses when the account creator, you, human wants to talk. like now. i learned it on tumblr. anyway: ))

Koopas
WHAT THE?????? *takes them back YOU STOLE THEM!!!!! MY SHOP WAS LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!:O SmartYoshi

STOP!!!!!!!! I CAN GET A SYSOP OR BUERECRAT ON YOU SO YOU BETTER STOP!!!!!!!! SmartYoshi :) i hope i made my point:)

7 coins. HAPPY? HAPPY? SmartYoshi Grrr

That won't be that easy.
HAHAHA! poor cute thing... Won't be that easy. First you must pass for 8 worlds, then Fight against me. I am a magic Mario, all because of the shell. Caution, cute one. If you defeat me, you get the shell. And i stole SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE... Come get... And more, i'm using collant as underwear...

I'm not your minion. I won't work for you. you won't take my shell. and you are gonna GIVE SUPER CANDY THEIR CANDIES BACK BEFORE I SLAP YOUR FACE WITH THEM, THEN DROWN YOU ON LAVA PIT! TOO BAD, PIECE OF CUTE PINKY CAKE! GIMMIE THE CANDIES OR... *pulls from shell a amazin' shoot gun, and a knife*  Shell  Mario 22:05, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Fight!
Okay, get yourself ready to battle.  *tries to stab Jr.* 

 *hides on shell and avoids averything*  YOU ASKED FOR IT, DADDY'S CUTEST SON!!!!  *Get some large machine gun and fucks with koopa clown car that daddy gave to his cuttie son*  Now SCREAM, CUTE! SAY THE WORDS! MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME!

No, you fool! You think you can stop me, but i'm invincible! my magic shell is harder than any diamond stone. they avoid any guns and shit. Now, you'll pay for messing with 2 amazin' girls, the super candy.

 *hides on shell, then get some bombs, that i stole from Link*  BOOOOOOOOOOMBS AWAAAY!!!
 * Not that dumb, friend...
 * Your talk may be restored, but your airship will never be the same...

You may be stealing a lot
But you'll never steal my quiz prizes! -MarioManiac164

Fight! 2
HAHAHA! Fuck princess castle! I DONT CARE FOR THAT DUMB BLONDE BITCH! My shell is indesctrutible! How would you feel if you know that i stole all your bros, and your daddy is imprisoned? YES, I KIDNAPPED THEM! YOU WONT HAVE 'EM BACK 'TIL YOU GIVE UP! I AM NOT YOUR MINION!  Shell  Mario Your dad? that big old koopa? he can't even breathe anymore. he is in a jail. GIVE UP. If you loved that bitchy peachy, you wouldnt destroy her castle, little cute ass. Do not conuse ME(shellmario) with that big old fat plumber. i am shellmario and he is mario! Fuck him, not me. GIVE UP, Larry is gonna suffer tonight, and your lovely sis, Wendy is gonna feel a huge cock cumming inside heeer tonight. FUCKING GIVE UP    Shell  Mario Do not change the subject. you know everything is true. i do not want to be your minion. i want to work with you. togheter we will steal all mario wiki. so? "yes", or "keep raping my bros and my dad, while i stay with this robot copy that i still think is my true dad"?  Shell  Mario

I Tricked You!
Those shells are fake! The real ones are locked in a place even giant spiky turtles can't get into! -MarioManiac164

Heey, junior
Hi, do you want more candies, little junior? huhuhum...
 * Haha we can give some candies if you want work in our shop in Sweet Sweet Galaxy! you can take any candy there! huhu

Minion?
I'd rather-a have a rival box! LuigiBlubber

Humpfh!
take this stupid shell. as you can see, i'm almost naked. i'll go buy another. I wouldn't obey something cute like you. Too cute to be my master.  Shell  Mario HEY! CALM YOUR TITS, JUNIOR! You are a little cute thing to treating people like that...

Happy now?
8 coins already. FINAL OFFER i'm done with you. YOU WILL DIE SmartYoshi *gets gun

Minion
I can be your minion, provided that you don't steal anything from me. Oh, and don't get me involved with your showdowns with LuigiBlubber, he's a friend of mine.

P.S. I think if anyone needed a signature it would be you.

OK
OK, I'll be your kind of-friend. Userbox special for you:

Grr...
Hey-a you! You-a stop stealing things, right-a now! LuigiBlubber

hey
hey, cocksucker gaywad prick niggly tickly shitty little twat. I won the last battle. you just stole my shell after i won. that means it'll start another battle, but no today, or this week. I'm gonna watch some hentai, and to train my new shell.

You stole the wrong thing
That was my Mecha-Koopa Cake... I think it expired already. :/ -- Super  Yoshi   Bros  '''Your life is written in pen, not pencil. You can't erase your mistakes, but you can put a line through them and move on.''' 22:17, 13 October 2012 (EDT)

Wait
If stealing stuff makes you happy as you said on SYB's page, wouldn't you be happy about that fake shell? You should put it on your stolen stuff. ps. It's a real shell it just doesn't work so you shouldn't care.

Advice
Try stealing things from patrollers. Most of 'em are really edgy & easily provoked. I know you're sadistic, so I think you'll like that.

Gimme a minute... I'll go check. Oop! I have to log off in a minute...

Actually, I have a better idea.

Copy that & send it to my ex-rival. Some sysop or patroller will get real angry (happened to me,anyway) and send you a warning. When you have their attention, steal a picture from them! Wahoohoowahoohoowahoohoo! If this works, could you promote me to your advisor?

Any picture you want!

Umm...
So, if you're the real Bowser Jr., tell me why you didn't appear in SM3DL and NSMB2? 16:21, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

Appeal Notice
Prince Ludwig (talk) 19:12, 14 October 2012 (EDT)


 * It wasn't fun for me. If it was just a joke, you shouldn't add that warning template. These warnings are taken seriously in the wiki.--Prince Ludwig (talk) 21:57, 14 October 2012 (EDT)