List of Super Mario Bros. (film) quotes

This is a list of some quotes from Mario movies. They are listed by character.

Mario Mario

 * "Mario Brother's plumbing. No leak too small."
 * Luigi: "I'm gonna kill'em!" Mario: "No, you're not gonna kill'em.  Not if I get there first.  I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill'em."
 * "How're we gonna get into Koopa's Tower? I've got two words for you -- im possible."
 * Luigi: "Mario, did you see that? It's trying to communicate." Mario: "Luigi, it's a mushroom."
 * ''"WHAT!? You're gonna arrest a guy for being a plumber!?"
 * "And he is...outta here!"

Luigi Mario

 * "Right now, on Miraculous World, this guy just found out he was in another dimension."
 * Luigi: "Well ya know, we got a van." Daisy: "It's nice!" Luigi: "Yeah, well. -- ...no, no -- I'm asking you if you would want a ride? Oh, but, ah, it's broken now..."
 * "Your name's Daisy isn't it? I overheard your name was Daisy -- You know, I haven't heard that name around here, it's really nice, too -- Well, I have heard it, 'cause it's the flower and everything. But not like I hang around flower shops or nothin' like that."
 * "It's a pleasure to meet me! I mean, it's a pleasure to meet you."
 * Luigi: "Do you eat?" Daisy: "Yeah..." Luigi: "Dinner?" Daisy: "Sure..." Luigi: "Tonight?" Daisy: "Oh... okay!"
 * "Mario, I got a feelin'. I got a feelin' we ain't in Brooklyn no more."
 * "You didn't save us, that tunnel just sneezed us out and that giant booger just caught us mid-air. That's what saved us."
 * "WHERE'S Daisy, butt-breath!?"
 * "Not until you give us Daisy, biscuit-head!"
 * "Who cares, anyway? Just give me my tool belt!"
 * "Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."

Daisy

 * ''"I'm the boss here."
 * "Thank God you're here! I mean, you're a plumber, right?"
 * "Luigi, help me!"
 * "Where's my father?"
 * "Uh, I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat anything with a face."
 * "I hope he's alright."
 * "The rock will merge our two dimensions!"
 * "Only I can stop it."
 * "Yoshi... I guess we're both prisoners here, huh?"
 * "Listen! I know this is going to sound a little strange, but... I want you to meet my father."
 * "He used to be the leader here until... Koopa turned him into... all this fungus."
 * Daisy: "Oh, how's Daniella? Is she alright?" Mario: "Daniella, that's right! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania."
 * Daisy: "Mario! Luigi! We need your help. You're not gonna believe this..." Mario: "Oh, I believe it!"

King Koopa

 * ''"Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter, you won't screw-up this time."
 * ''"Here's what's logical to me... if you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally kill you."
 * ''"After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de-evolve, won't it? What is it they come from? I keep forgetting, its, uh, mice or something...
 * ''"Disgusting mammals."'
 * ''"Well, my, my, looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning."
 * ''"That I am, ruler of all you see. A few miserable streets and endless desert."
 * ''"My, my, you have let yourself go! See, I'm not such a bad guy, you always wanted to be everywhere, well now you are. And I wanna tell you something, you can go ahead and choke this little Mushroom Kingdom all you want, cuz', I'm out of here. I'm out into the bigger world! I gotta a couple a plumbers bringin' me the rest of the meteorite. Soon to be dead plumbers. And by the way, you really oughta pull yourself back together again... slime bucket!"
 * "King Koopa here. I'd like the Koopa Special. Yes, dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms and, uh, spicy."
 * "STUPID!"
 * "Princess! Ready to help me destroy the human kinds? Muster the Goombas! End up the De-Evolution Guns! Prepare for destiny! Where's my pizza?"
 * "I need you to find Daisy and give me her rock. Then I can rule both worlds!"
 * "Good lord, what was I thinking?"
 * "I shall personally de-evolve you for singing Anti-Koopa songs."

Toad

 * "Ain't got no water anywhere...Food's bad, so's the air...Got no resources, in a great big stupor...All because of the evil King Koopa!"-Toad's Anti-Koopa Song.
 * (after his song) "What a lousy kingdom ever since Koopa took over. And YOU, Koopa! You're a lousy leader!...Our old king! You tried to get rid of him, but the king is everywhere, including the museum and tunnel. You can't get rid of him."
 * "Could you please tell me your name?"-Toad when he meets Mario & Luigi in their cell.
 * "Koopa! You're a lousy leader!"
 * "Never!"-Toad's response before Koopa de-evolves him.
 * "Uh...A Goomba ate it. And I am NOT the princess!"-Toad's answer after Koopa asks where his pizza is.