List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

Mario

 * "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's Raviolis smuffened with honey" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!" - "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
 * "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Not on my melted mozarrella! - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "*singing*Hush, little Princes, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak." - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "I just love food that's spicy!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "I always cry at wedding feasts!" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I hope the food's better than the furniture!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
 * "As we say in Brooklyn; Bonzai!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!" - "The Unzappables"
 * "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!" - "The Mark of Zero"
 * "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!" - "The Mark of Zero"
 * "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "It's ugly, but it floats!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "What? Only one pizza?" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!" - "Plumbers Academy"
 * "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
 * "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
 * "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "I guess someday, even Super Mario can't think of everything!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
 * "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!" - "Robo Koopa"

Luigi

 * "I'm allergic to mountains!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Me? B-b-but I can't [swim across the moat]! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Fellon? I never fell on nobody!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "I th-think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire." - "Count Koopula"
 * "Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"! - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Annette Funicello? Where?" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!" - "Time Out Luigi"
 * "The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "Better make that "The more for Mario"!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"''
 * "Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "I want my mommy!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say dead?" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta." - "Karate Koopa"
 * "Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "I'm a chicken of the sea!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!" - "Robo Koopa"

Toad

 * "When I get my hands on that King Koopa I'll fix his wagon!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Hey, man, I’m the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I’m the Toad Warrior!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "Naughty turtle, you've been hittin' the sauce again, well, have some more! " - "Count Koopula"
 * "You blew that one, Koopa stoopa!" - "Pirates of Koopa"