List of Donkey Kong 64 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Donkey Kong 64.

Army Dillo

 * "I-I'm sorry, master, he was too quick for me. B-but I'll get him next time..."

Candy Kong

 * "For just 3 coins, I'll let you play with my instrument anytime you want."

Cranky Kong

 * "Well, if it isn't my good-for-nothin' son..."
 * "I'm not letting you have another potion yet. Come see me in the next level."
 * "Even I could run faster than you, Lanky. Even while carrying K. Rool on my back!"
 * "You won't get much further without it, so I suggest you pay up."
 * "That's all the potions you're getting from me, Now scram and leave me in peace!"
 * "Hmmph! You'll be back soon, begging me for that potion. Get out of my cabin before I kick your ungrateful butt."

Dogadon

 * "Oh, it was awful master. Those horrible Kongs threw barrels at me that went bang. Knocked me into the lava, they did. And I've singed both my wings."
 * "Then one of them got really big and punched me in the face! Look at my poor old nose! I want to go and lie down now. I'm not feeling well at all..."

Donkey Kong

 * "What did Cranky mean about training? Donkey's confused..."
 * "Okay, Donkey will help K. Lumsy!"
 * "OK!"

Funky Kong

 * "Gimme some slack, Donkey-dude! I'm all cleaned out!"
 * "Lookin' low, Donkey-dude. Here, lemme max at your ammo!"

K. Lumsy

 * "Boo hoo hoo... Oh, Hi."
 * "My name's K. Lumsy, and i've been locked in here because I wouldn't smash up some little island."
 * "But how could I?"
 * "Such a lovely little island, full of cute monkeys - so I said no."
 * "Sniff... K. Rool says I'm too soft to be a Kremling and I'm to stay in here until I've toughened up."
 * "Sob... I'll do anything to be free again..."
 * "Hey, little monkey. Perphaps you could help poor old K. Lumsy escape?"
 * "Go on, I'll be your bestest friend..."
 * "Oh, K. Lumsy so happy now!"
 * "But K. Rool has taken the keys to this cage and given them to the biggest and most soldiers in his army."
 * "If you manage to get hold of any keys. Please bring them back to opem may locks."
 * "Don't tell K. Rool, though - this has to be our little secret!"

King K. Rool

 * "I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more!"
 * "Let's see how that fool Donkey Kong is progressing, shall we?" (Jungle intro)
 * "That's right, my scaly friend, the ape hasn't even got his first banana yet!" (Jungle intro)
 * "W-what! How did he do that?!" (Jungle intro)
 * "Very good, Donkey, buy you'll ned more than brute strength to stop me this time!" (Jungle intro)
 * "That meddlesome monkey should be burnt to a crisp by now. Where's that Armadillo?!" (Aztec intro)
 * "Imbecile! I don't like failure - do you know what happens to failures?" (Aztec intro)
 * "I've waited too long for this." (Aztec intro)
 * "I won't let those flea-bitten monkeys ruin my plans this time." (Aztec intro)
 * "I underestimated those Kongs. Their progress is unexpected." (Galleon intro)
 * ''"Chief technician!" (Galleon intro)
 * "I trust the Blast-O-Matic will soon be ready to br activated." (Galleon intro)
 * "Guards! Make sure no one leaves until my machine is ready!" (Galleon intro)
 * "Time to see what those furry freaks are up to" (Forest intro)
 * "Huh? Not a Kong in sight. Where are They?" (Forest intro)
 * "W-who was that!" (Forest intro)
 * "I'm surrounded by fools..." (Forest intro)
 * "Those stubborn apes don't know when they're beat." (Caves intro)
 * "But even they will have to admit defeat after they've tangled with my fiery little pet." (Caves intro)
 * "Nothing can stop me now. Their island is doomed!" (Caves intro)
 * "Ah, there you are. I trust the kongs have been dealt with?" (Caves intro)
 * "Fatso, is it? I'd choose my last words more carefully if I were you." (Castle intro)
 * "Any last requests?" (Castle intro)
 * "I think not." (Castle intro)
 * "It's the Kongs! Wake up, you fools, and activate the machine!" (Enter hideout)
 * "Don't tell me what I can't do!" (Enter hideout)
 * "No! The time has come. Goodbye, DK Isles!" (Enter hideout)
 * "Yeah! Thank you!"
 * "Come on!"

Kroc

 * "GET OUT!"

Snide

 * "Snide's my name, revenge is my game!"
 * "No blueprint, no banana."
 * "This isn't a joke, Kong! I NEED those blueprints, and so do you!"

Tiny Kong

 * "I'm off to the Tag Barrel- Ready to kick some reptile butt!"

Wrinkly Kong

 * "Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong."
 * "My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles."
 * "I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rouge K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas."
 * "You can come and see me wherever you see my face."
 * "Don't be shy now, dearies."
 * "Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door in Jungle Japes)
 * "X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Free the Llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden suprises." (Red door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door in Angry Aztec)