List of Mario Party 2 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the Nintendo 64 game Mario Party 2. Yoshi and Donkey Kong are not included in the lineup since they lack intelligible speech.

Multiple characters

 * It's just like the Princess to solve a problem.

Mario Land

 * Greetings!
 * Huh? "What happen to Toad?" Um...He's out sick with a cold. But, um...forget about that!
 * A new theme park just opened! C'mon! Let's go check it out!
 * All right! To Bowser Land we go!!!

Pre-game

 * First, we have to set the game options!
 * How many are playing this time?
 * Hey! Choose the characters the Players are gonna use.
 * Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control.
 * How will you set Computer Character skill levels?
 * Set the Computer Characters' skill level!
 * Choose the number of turns!
 * OK! Last, choose a Bonus setting...And be quick about it!
 * Are these setting OK?
 * Took you long enough! LET'S GO!!!

In board (Bowser Land)

 * Oi! We’re here! This is the fabled Bowser Land!!!
 * Bowser, King of the Koopas, created this Adventure Board and all its fun -- yet frightening -- events!
 * Aah! Bowser is truly, wonderfully great! Bowser is the true Super Star!
 * Even if you collect a million stars, you’ll never defeat Bowser! Never, ever, EVER!
 * But you can try if you like! Good luck finding your kidnapped buddy, Toad!
 * Well, we must decide turn order to begin this impossible quest!
 * Turn order has been decided! (player) is first. (player) is second. (player) is third. (player) is fourth.
 * And finally...A present from Bowser! 10 Coins apiece! Spend it wisely!
 * Try as your might, you'll never reach Super Stardom. But you might as well try, so get going!!!
 * Let me show you where the first Star you'll never get is.
 * The Star is right here. Give Toad 20 Coins to get the Star. What a rip-off!
 * Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is over here. He'll take your Coins from you, but that's nothing to worry about!
 * I'll show you where to find the next Star you're after.
 * You'll find this Star right here. Give Toad 20 Coins to get it. Seem a little pricey to me!
 * Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is now here. He might take few Coins, but don't mind that!

In board (Mini-Game Coaster)

 * Heh! Heh! Heh! Surprised? We're the Baby Bowser Bunch!!!
 * ''In order to finish the course, you must defeat us in a game of Shell Shocked!
 * HOWEVER! You, (player), shall have no teammates!
 * No complains? Good! And with that, let the games begin!!!
 * HUH!?! IMPOSSIBLE! How could we lose!?! (if the player wins)
 * AAAUGH! We'll remember this!!!

Star Space

 * I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser.
 * Now then, gimme 5 Coins! So nice of you! Heh, heh, HEH!
 * Now then, here are 5 Coins! I'm so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!
 * Heyyy! Wait a sec'! That's not right!?! Hey! Don't tell anyone, OK?
 * Now then, gimme (number) Coin(s)! You're so nice! Heh, heh, HEH! (if the player has 5 Coins or less)
 * Ahh-hah-hah! Ho-ho! I tricked you! You sure are gullible! Hah-hah!
 * purple I was hoping to see you! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
 * I stole these cyan for you! It isn't much, but here you go! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)

Baby Bowser Banker

 * Welcome to Bowser Bank. You have been pre-approved for a cyanCoin loan.
 * By the way, principle and interest will come to red. Invest wisely!
 * Hello! Welcome! I'm afraid that your red loan is due!
 * Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your red loan is due!
 * Thank you very much! I hope you'll do business with Bowser Bank again!!!
 * Insufficient funds??? Look...We're a business. We can't just hand out money! Don't let this happen again! (if the player has less than the full amount but at least one coin)
 * Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your red loan is past due!
 * WHAT?!? You haven't ANY Coins? Well, if you can't pay with Coins, then I'll have to take a red (if the player has no coins)
 * Welcome! Good day to you! I'm sorry, but those yellow I lent you are past due! (if the bank hasn't loaned any player yet)
 * Erm...I'm sorry! There seems to have been a slight error! Umm...Come again!?!
 * Welcome to Bowser Bank! Oh! Bowser!!! I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
 * It isn't much, but here! Take these cyan No! I insist! I insist! (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)

Baby Bowser Shopkeeper

 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop! You've come to a great place! We've got plenty of BARGAINS!
 * See! You really need this (Item) (Coins)! So, here you go!

Baby Bowser Officer

 * This is the Parade Planning Office. Would you like to change the parade route?
 * This is the Parade Planning Office. Heh, heh! You don't have enough Coins to do anything!
 * ''Say...It's only (number) turn(s) until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!!
 * ''By the way...It's only (number) turn(s) until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!
 * This is the Parade Planning Office. I hate to rain on your parade, but we're closed! (last turn)

Bowser Parade

 * Thanks for waiting, everyone! Without further delay, the Bowser Parade shall begin! (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there is at least one player in the path)
 * Thanks for joining us! It's only 5 turns until the next parade! See you then! (4 turns if the game has 5 turns remaining)
 * Notice: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the parade has been canceled. (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there are no players in the path)
 * It's only 5 turns until the next parade! See you then!!! (4 turns if the game has 5 turns remaining)

Last Five Turns Event

 * Well, we've hit the last 5 turns! Let's see how you wretches are doing!
 * (player) is first! (player) is second. (player) is third. And (player) is in last place.
 * So...Who will win and become the so-called Super Star??? Hmmm...Who could it be?!?
 * Well, let's begin everyone's favorite game show - Predict the Super Star!
 * Our contestant today is none other than...! Join us on stage!
 * Here is a 10-Coin present from Bowser for (player), our candidate for victory!
 * And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the game's end, Blue Spaces and Red Spaces are doubled in value - 6 Coins!!!
 * And the ever popular Duel Mini-Game is in effect!!! Now's your opporturnity!!! Don't let this chance pass you by!
 * OK! It's the final gasp! If you've already given up, at least LOOK like you're trying!

Bowser Coin Beam

 * "Energy charged to 300%! Fire the Bowser Coin Beam NOW!!!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there is at least one player in the path)
 * "Direct hit! Direct hit! All Coins are beamed to ME! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Huh!?! No sign of life! Reset the counter! I'll remember this!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there are no players in the path)

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of deep space!!!"
 * "This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!"
 * "I have found you, Space Patrollers (player 1) and (player 2)!!!"
 * "Now you shall yield all of your Coins to ME! Yield to Bowser Regime!"
 * "My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you focus your energy."

Ending cutscene

 * "Who are you seaching for?"
 * "Hmm??? Who might that be?"
 * "So! The Space Patrol will face me!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! A force field surrounds me! You cannot break it!"
 * "It is impossible! You cannot get behind me!"
 * "Whooooa... my head is spinning!"
 * "I'll remember this!"

Blooper

 * "Step right up! Step right up for the most amazing show around! Enter here, please! Don't push!"
 * "Thank you! Thank you! Please exit over there!"

Bob-omb

 * %>!+%¯::%??¯X%>:!?:+!!¯:X. (Did you read our message? Enter the ship, earthling!)
 * X%>%>!+%¯+?+>;X>%;+!!+. (Leave this place, earthling.)

Bob-omb Buddy

 * "Thanks to you, the curse Bowser cast has been removed!"
 * "Thank you for saving us! Thank you!"

In board

 * Ooo, hoo, hoo! Shall I steal Coins or Stars from a rival and give them to you?
 * You'll regret that! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo! (Decline)
 * Trouble me not if you have no Coins! Shoo! Shoo! (Not enough coins)
 * Steal from whom? (list of opponents) (Stars and Coins)
 * How'd I do? How'd I do? I stole (number) Coin(s)!!! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!!!
 * That was frightening! I could get only (number) Coins! How discouraging!
 * ...I got caught... I could only get (number) Coins. ...Sorry!

Ending cutscene

 * ''"BOO! I'm a ghost!"'

Bowser

 * "Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well, (player)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!!"
 * "I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"
 * "Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"
 * "It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!"
 * "Let the event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!!"
 * "Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!" (if the player don't have enough coins)
 * "It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"
 * "Let the event begin! That'll be (number) Coins apiece!"
 * "Ahhh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "Ahhh! That was fun! I'll overlook the fact that you didn't have 'em all! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "It's Bowser's Appearing Act! I shall magically appear on the Map! This is a huge, historical event!" (same as Bowser Bomb)
 * "Oh! I'm so excited! I've even got butterflies! Uh-oh! Ummm...Excuse me!"
 * "It's Bowser's Chance Time!!! In this very lucky event, you get to play the ! Space Mini-Game!"
 * "You're so LUCKY! OK! Let the event begin!"
 * "Welcome to Chance Time! Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this LUCKY game! Good luck! Wah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Are you ready? Chance Time... START!!!"
 * "Oh-ho! The results are in! Why, (player) must give (number) Coins to ME!!"
 * "Well, see ya!!! Thanks for joining us for Chance Time! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
 * "It's Bowser's Multiplying Toads!!! In this novel event, I shall increase the number of Toads!"
 * "It's amazing! The number of Toads shall increase from one to two!!! Here goes my amazing trick!"
 * "There! Your chance are doubled! There are now two! Incredible!"
 * "But I don't know if both of them are real or not...Hah, hah! Well, see ya!!!"
 * "Let me ask you this: Is it enough to keep battling for Stars, day after day!?!" (Bowser Revolution)
 * "Only equality can end this battle! Therefore... I shall divide your Coins equally!"
 * "This is Bowser Revolution!!! For many years I have dreamed of absolute equality!!!"
 * "For equality! Bowser Revolution!!!"
 * "The Bowser Revolution has ended! Thank you for joining me! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I've been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!"
 * ''"Now you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * ''"I've got you, (player)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * ''"If you value your life, you'll give me ALL your Coins!!!"
 * "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves!"

Last Five Turns Event

 * I say that loser will win! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! (he will always choose the player who currently is in last place)

Ending cutscene

 * "What are you doin'!?!"
 * "LIAR!!!"
 * "Huh??? Who's that? Over there???"
 * "So you've come for me, (player)!?! I'll show you!!"
 * "WAH, HAH, HAH!!! What's wrong? Your best moves not working?"
 * "Why don't you try spinning me by the tail?"
 * "TRANSFORMATION! METAL BOWSER!!!"
 * ''"Metal Bowser has the weight of 10 Bowsers!!! I cannot be thrown! WAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * "Try as your might! You'll never do it!"
 * "WWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx and I love riddles!"
 * "If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!"
 * "I discovered a (player)! Wah, hah! Riddle time!"
 * "Here's your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast?"
 * "Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!"
 * "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits."

Ending cutscene

 * "But can you answer MY riddle!?!"
 * "If you value your life, you shall answer my riddle!"
 * "It's a shadow riddle! What's this???"
 * "Fool! I shall curse you!"
 * "Hmm?!? Who goes there!?!"
 * "I knew you'd come to try to solve my riddle!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! You say it is me???"
 * "Dang! You're right!"
 * "My 2000-year-old curse!?! Curses!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!"
 * "Us ourlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (player)!!"
 * "If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!"
 * "My rootin' tootin' days are gone... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Lissen here, banker! Yer goin' in thar go git me more Coins!!"
 * "Huh!?! Who's over thar!?!"
 * "Are you meanin' to interfere!?! It'll cost ya if ya do!"
 * "Draw!!!"
 * "Augh! Ya corked me!"

Bowser Bomb

 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the pirate of all pirates, Cap'n Bowser!!!"
 * "Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It"ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I've got ye, Captain (player)!!!"
 * "Arrgh! Be the good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye'll meet the tip o' me sword!"
 * "My vovage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Arrgh! Stop right there!"
 * "Ye wouldn't be a-thinkin' of stealin' me treasure, now would ya, matey?"
 * "Arrgh! That's better, me matey! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
 * "Arrgh!?! Who goes there!?!"
 * "So ye've come, Captain (player)!?! Ye'll never gets me plunder!!!"
 * "Arrgh! Impertinent fool!"
 * "Ouch! That's smarts!"

Goomba

 * Ten-hut! It's time for a Battle Mini-Game!
 * Let's get started! The entrance fee this time is (number) Coins per player!
 * Who's going to win these (number) Coins that I've collected?
 * Let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!
 * Hey! Hey! HEY!!! Somehow I didn't get enough Coins... Well, anyway...
 * As I was saying, let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!
 * It's time for a Duel Mini-Game! Are you ready? Let the duel begin!
 * Pick your enemy!
 * Choose the number of Coins you will duel for. Pay for (number) Coin(s).
 * (player) is the victor!!!
 * (number) Coin(s) go to (player)!!! Excellent dueling!
 * A draw!?! Well, that's boring! I'll give these (number) Coin(s) back. That's no fun...

Game's opening cutscene

 * Mario Land is being invaded by Bowser!!!

Item Shop

 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you already have an Item! You can't buy another one! Use your Item, then come back.
 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you don't have enough money. Come back after saving up a bit!
 * Welcome! This is the Item Shop. What would you like to do?
 * Which Item would you like? (list of items) (Buy an item)
 * Nothing? Well, please come again. Have a nice day! (Nothing)
 * Honestly, I'd have to say (player)! That's clear!

Koopa Bank

 * This is Koopa Bank. Please deposit 5 Coins into our savings account.
 * Thank you very much. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coins in its reserves.
 * This is Koopa Bank. I'd ask you to make a deposit, but you have no Coins to deposit! Please come again. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coin(s) in its reserves.
 * As a Special Bonus, you get all the Coins currently in our reserves! ...Unfortunately, we don't have a single Coin! That's too bad!
 * As a Special Bonus for stopping at the bank, you get all (number) Coin(s) in our reserves!
 * Congratulations! I hope you will continue to do business with Koopa Bank!

Last Five Turns Event

 * Um...Well, I believe (player) will be the winner!

Interrupting Toad

 * Big news!!! The secret treasure has been found!! We must reach it before Capt. Bowser does!
 * Trouble just rolled into town!! Bowser the Brash is robbin' the First Mushroom Bank!!
 * Sensors detect a major anomaly! Black Hole Bowser is attacking!!!
 * We've got trouble! The Golden Statue has been found! C'mon! This way!
 * Oh, toil and trouble!!! The wizard, Bowser, is out wreaking havoc!
 * The hour has come! Bowser has changed his location! Now is the time for the final blow!

Ending cutscenes

 * "Yo, ho, ho and a cave full of treasure!"
 * ''"Uh...Uh... I was just lookin', Cap'n. I didn't take any!
 * "Why, it's Captain (character's name)!!!"
 * "Fine then, bully! You can have the treasure. Uh...Arghh!"
 * "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but this is all the Coins we got!"
 * "Thank goodness it's you, Deputy (character's name)!"
 * "Oh, my! What to do? This is lookin' dangerous!"
 * "Th-Thank you! You saved me! I owe you my life!"
 * "Begin evacuation!!!"
 * "Oooff! H-hey! Where did everyone go?"
 * "Buh-Buh-Bowser!!!"
 * "No, please... Let me go!"
 * "It is none other than... (character's name) of the Space Patrol!"
 * "Thank you! Your bravery has again brought peace to deep space!"
 * "Hmmm...Clearly this statue holds the answers to the riddles of the artifacts!"
 * "Uh...I know! A cow... ?"
 * "You did it! The riddle of the artifacts has been solved!"
 * "You came! (Character's name)!"
 * "Ohh! It looks like ghost could appear at any moment..."
 * "Oh! Thank you... AHHH! Bowser!!!"
 * "Rrrribbit!"
 * "Rrrribbit! (It's you,) Rrrrrribbit! ((Character's name)!)"
 * "Retreat! Retreat!"
 * "Oh! Thank you so much! You saved me!"
 * "...He's already gone... We just missed him!"
 * "Luh-looking for a bathroom!"
 * "Please don't hurt me!"
 * "Just in time! (Character's name)!"
 * "You did it! You won!"

Luigi

 * "Yah-ha, I'm the best!"
 * "Yeehoo!"

Magikoopa

 * Welcome to Mystery Mansion. With our Darkness Lamp, you can turn day into night!
 * Excellent! Let me prepare... Now, are you ready? (Light Lamp)
 * Oh, really? Perhaps another time. I'll be waiting. (Decline)

Mario

 * Ho-ho!
 * Oh no!
 * Yipee! Ha, ha, ha!
 * HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!
 * He, he! I've got it!

Minigame Announcer

 * Start!
 * Ready? Go!
 * Finish!
 * Goal!
 * New record!
 * Miss!
 * Draw!
 * Chance Time!
 * Chance Time? (Bowser's Chance Time)
 * Got item!
 * Got item? (Bowser Bomb)

Mr. I

 * I am Mr. I. I can use my magic to warp you to a distant space!
 * Are you ready for my magic? Hocus pocus! (Warp)
 * Ahhh, hmm... ...Disappointing! (Decline)
 * Oh! You do not have enough Coins! Come again when you do.

Narration

 * At the end of this turn the dreaded pirate, Cap'n Bowser, shall appear. Much to your dismay...
 * Bowser the Brash will show his ugly face when this here turn ends. Regrettable, ain't it?
 * When this turn culminates, Black Hole Bowser shall appear! Much to your dismay...
 * At the end of this turn, the Bowser Sphirix shall appear. Much to your misfortune...
 * At the end of this turn, the wizard, Bowser, shall appear, much to your dismay...
 * At the end of this turn, Bowser, King of the Koopas, shall appear. Much to your chagrin...
 * At the end of this turn, Bowser shall appear on the Adventure Board! Beware! (Bowser's Appearing Act)
 * ...Bowser ran! (if the wheel lands on the yellow text)
 * You cannot use a Bowser Bomb here. (if the player tries to use the Bowser Bomb)
 * (player), beware!!! Boo has come to steal your Coins! Press the Button repeatedly to pull Boo away!
 * ''You found a Hidden Block!
 * The Hidden Block contains... A Star/20 Coins!!!
 * (player) was suddenly overcome by the urge to jump into the pipe! (Bowser Land)

Game's opening cutscene

 * I have a name we can all agree upon!
 * The name of this world shall be... [Peach Land!]

Voices

 * Yeah!
 * Oh no!
 * Yeah! Peach's got it!
 * Aaaaaaaaah!'

Piranha Plant

 * Whoa-ho! You've got so many Mini-Games! This one's fun, too, so here! This is Dungeon Dash!
 * It's a 2 vs. 2 Mini-Game. Check it out!
 * Way to go! Keep right on playing! There's more to come!
 * Whoa-ho-ho! Look at all these Mini-Games! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!
 * I'm impressed! Here! Take this! It's Rainbow Run!
 * It's a 1 vs. 3 Mini-Game. Give it a try!
 * OH MY GOODNESS! Look at all these Mini-Games! Wow! You've almost got 'em all! You must be really good!
 * I'm so happy... Here! Take these! This is Dungeon Dash!
 * And this one is Rainbow Run!
 * WOW!!! I've never seen so many Mini-Games!
 * WOW! You're amazing! It blows me away!
 * I'm going back to the forest, but keep on playing!
 * Well, see ya!
 * Bye-bye!

Shy Guy

 * Hmm, hmm, hmm! Let us cast a Slow Course on someone.
 * Whom shall you course? (Cast Course)
 * (player) has been cursed, and can only move 1 to 3 spaces on the next turn!
 * Casting the Slow Curse costs 5 Coins. Come back after saving up!

Snifit

 * I'm the Snifit Patrol. For 5 Coins, I'll set up a speed trap. Interested?
 * Understood. I'll get right to work on that speed trap! (Set Trap)
 * Don't you worry. I'll catch those speeders red-handed!
 * Oh, really? Well, I've got some paperwork to do, so please excuse me. (No Thanks)
 * Eh? You don't have 5 Coins? Umm... I just remembered, I... need to investigate something.

Sushi

 * Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's up? What's up? What's the rush???!! If you're so rushed, hop on my back for a ride! ...For 5 Coins. OK! Hop on! Hop on! Hop on and hang on!

Thwomp

 * Welcome! Welcome! For the minimum (number)-Coin toll, you may pass through here.
 * How much will you pay? Choose the amount with your . (Pass)
 * You won't pass? OK. Bye. (Don't Pass)
 * Thank you! Thank you! OK, move along!

Voice

 * Okay!
 * Yo!

Game's opening cutscene

 * What kind of story do we have this time? Well, let me begin...
 * ...One day, Mario and friends created a new world.
 * That world was Mario Land.
 * But there was one who didn't think too highly of the name, Mario Land.
 * It was that scoundrel, Wario!
 * Wario thought that since he was the Super Star, it should be called Wario Land.
 * But once he spoke up, an argument about who the real Super Star was ensured.
 * ''Then, Princess Toadstool said, (Peach's quote).
 * (Multiple characters' quote) they all thought, feeling a bit humbled.
 * So the raucous argument continued for a while.
 * About that time, a terrible thing happened in "Mario Land".
 * Without warning, Bowser appeared and began attacking Mario Land!!!
 * A good Koopa Troopa who discovered Bowser ran towards Mario and company!
 * Then Koopa shouted as loud as he could: (Koopa Troopa's quote) ...but he was ignored.
 * But Toad, who couldn't stand it any longer, said: Why don't we name this world after the Super Star who defeat Bowser!?!
 * Mario and everyone else agreed with Toad's proposal.
 * Immediately, the all began scrambling as fast as they could toward "Mario Land!"
 * Will Mario and friends ever be able to defeat Bowser?
 * ''This is the Legend of Mario Land. Let us see how it unfolds..!

Mario Land

 * Hello! Greetings! And welcome to Mario Land!!!
 * Now then, please choose your destination.
 * Well then, we're off to (board) Land!!!

Pre-game (main boards)

 * First, we have to choose the game settings.
 * How many will play this time?
 * Choose the (number) character(s) the Player(s) will use.
 * Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control.
 * How will you set Computer Character skill levels?
 * Please set the Computer Character skill level.
 * Please choose the number of turns.
 * Finally, please choose a Bonus setting.
 * Are these setting OK?
 * Now that you're done, LET'S GO!!!

Pre-game (Mini-Game Stadium)

 * ''Welcome to Mini-Game Stadium!
 * So, which mode will you play this time?
 * OK. Now we must choose game settings.
 * ''OK! Let the (mode) begin!!!

Pre-game (Mini-Game Coaster)

 * Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!
 * Choose one character to be your partner.
 * With that, let's start! Good luck!!!

In board (main boards)

 * We’re here, everyone! This is (board name)!!!
 * This is a tropical isle. Pirates are scouring the island in search of the secret treasure.
 * You, too, shall become pirates and scour the island for booty!
 * Your objective this time, is to defeat Capt. Bowser, your nemesis, and find the treasure.
 * Find the secret treasure to become the Super Star of Pirate Land.
 * This is a pioneer town of the Old West. A steam engine’s whistle echoes across the prairie.
 * You shall become deputies. It’s your job to keep the Wild West peaceful!
 * Your objective this time, is to defeat Bowser the Brash, the scourge of this quiet town.
 * Defeat Bowser to become the Super Star of Western Land. Good luck!
 * This is a space station. As a deep-space crossroads, many spaceships pass by here.
 * You shall join the Space Patrol. Your job is to maintain peace in space!
 * Your objective this time, is to protect this station from Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of outer space.
 * Keep deep space a peaceful place to become the Super Star of Space Land!
 * These are hidden jungle paths. Countless mythical artifacts tower over these mysterious pathways.
 * As archeologists, search for the stories behind the artifacts.
 * Your objective this time, is to defeat Bowser Sphinx, a legendary monster that poses riddles to all travelers it meets.
 * Whatever it takes, defeat Bowser to become the Super Star of Mystery Land!
 * In this haunted forest, witches’ cottages line the paths, and ghosts gather after nightfall.
 * Wield the magic of truth and justice when venturing through the forest.
 * Your objective this time, is to defeat the Wizard Bowser, a resident of the haunted forest.
 * Defeat Bowser to become the Super Star of Horror Land!!!
 * Now before the adventure begins, we must decide turn order.
 * Turn order has been decided. (player) is First. (player) is Second. (player) is Third. (player) is Fourth.
 * And lastly, a present!!! I'll give you each 10 Coins. Please use them wisely.
 * Good luck becoming the Super Star of this land! Well then, let's get started!
 * Let me show you where the first Star is located.
 * Here's the first Star. Give 20 Coins to Toad to get the Star.
 * By the way, Baby Bowser is over here. He's may take Coins from you, so beware.
 * You finally made it! Would you like to trade your Coins for a Star?
 * OK then! Here's your Star! (Yes)
 * OK, here's your Shining Star! (Yes, Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
 * Come visit me again! Goodbye! (No)
 * Oh! Too bad! You don't have enough Coins. Come back after saving up 20 Coins.
 * Wow! Amazing! You can't carry any more Stars! If you happen to lose any, though, come visit me! (if the player has 99 Stars, impossible without hacking)
 * Let me show you where to find the next Star.
 * The next Star is here. Give 20 Coins to Toad to get the Star.
 * By the way, Baby Bowser has moved over here. He's after your Coins, so avoid him if you can.
 * The Star is now over here. Trade Toad 20 Coins to get the Star.
 * Wait a second!!! There's a Toad over there, too!?! Which is the real one???
 * Hey! Pretty lucky! You got 2 of the same number! You win 10 coins! (double number that are not 7)
 * All right! You did it! You hit the jackpot! You win 20 Coins! (double 7s or triple number that are not 7)
 * WOW! You did it! It's a Lucky 7 jackpot! You win 50 Coins! (triple 7s)

In board (Mini-Game Stadium)

 * Here we are, everyone! This is Mini-Game Stadium!!!
 * Here, you can test your Mini-Game skills against one another!
 * There are no Stars here. Victory or defeat is determined by the Coins won in Mini-Games.
 * So, you do not gain or lose Coins for landing on Blue Spaces or Red Spaces.
 * However, when you complete one lap, you will receive a 10-Coin Bonus.
 * When all turns have ended, the player with the most Coins will be declared the victor.
 * Good luck, everyone! May you all perform to the best of your abilities.
 * Now then, let's determine turn order!
 * Keep your eyes on victory! Good luck, everyone! Let the games begin!!!
 * Nice work! Here! You get 10 Coins for completing 1 lap!
 * It is now Turn (number). You are in spot (number) in the rankings. Good luck!

In board (Mini-Game Coaster)

 * Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!
 * Shall I explain the rules?
 * Your objective is to clear all Mini-Games and reach the finish. (Yes)
 * Ride in this cart as it goes farther and farther down for each Mini-Game cleared.
 * To reach the finish, you will have to clear all Mini-Games found in the 9 Worlds.
 * You can play Mini-Games by moving to these Mini-Games Spaces.
 * Once you clear a Mini-Game, you can proceed to the next space.
 * However, if you miss, you will lose 1 remaining life.
 * If you miss when you have 0 remaining lives, it's Game Over for you.
 * Your remaining lives are displayed in the top-left corner of the screen.
 * Your Coins are displayed in the top-right corner of the screen.
 * When you collect 100 Coins, you gain 1 life.
 * When you come to a Save Space, you can save your progress up to that point.
 * After Game Over, you must start again from the last Save Space at which you saved your progress.
 * Whenever you come to the Save Space, be sure to save your game.
 * If you press while moving on the map, you can access the Pause Screen.
 * If you want to quit your game, choose Save & Quit on the Pause Screen.
 * However, be aware that your Save & Quit will be erased the next time you start again.
 * OK. Let's start the game. Oh! But first... Please choose the course you will take this time. (list of courses)
 * The Hard Course is a very difficult course that leads through World 9.
 * Are you sure you want the (course)?
 * OK! It's (course) for you! Good luck! (Yes)
 * This is the World (number) Save Space. Would you like to save your progress?
 * OK to overwrite this World (number) data? (Yes)
 * Save complete! Would you like to continue? (Yes)
 * Good luck! (Yes)
 * Nice job, (player)! Getting this far is not easy!
 * Only skilled players make it here on the Hard Course!
 * However... If you'd only gotten here sooner, I could have commended you for reaching the Goal.
 * There's no way around it. Could you please start again from World 1?
 * (player)! Ignore him! He's a fake!
 * What are you trying to say? Are you calling me a fake? I'm the real Toad!
 * Drat! Foiled again! There's nothing to do but... (Baby Bowser Bunch reveal)

Last Five Turns Event

 * We have reached the last 5 turns! Let's look at the standings!
 * (player) is first! (player) is second. (player) is third. And (player) is in last place.
 * But who shall be victorious and become the Super Star??? With that, it's time for everyone's favorite show: Predict the Super Star!
 * And making the prediction this time is this individual! Come join us on stage!
 * Our predicted winner, (player), shall receive a 10-Coin present from (character)!
 * And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the end of the game, all Blue and all Red spaces shall be doubled to 6 Coins!!!
 * And if two players land on the same space, a Duel Mini-Game will begin! This is a huge chance! Be sure to make the most of this opportunity!
 * This is your final chance! Aim for Super Stardom and give it all you've got!!!

Results (main boards)

 * The final turn has ended. So, who is the Super Star??? It's time to hear the final results! First, we'll count everyone's Stars! Here are the Stars you've all earned!
 * Now that we've seen your Stars, we'll count your Coins! You've collected... ...this many Coins!
 * Now, I'll award the Bonus Stars! The following players shall receive 1 Star for excellent performance!
 * First, is the Mini-Game Star Star! This award goes to the player who collected the most Coins in Mini-Games.
 * Next is the Coin Star Award. This award goes to the player who collected the most Coins in board game play.
 * Next is the Happening Star Award. This award goes to the player who landed on the most ? Spaces.
 * The Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star award goes to... (player)!
 * It's a tie! Mini-Game/Coin/Happening Star awards go to both (player) and (player)!
 * And that finally brings us to the Super Star! Now for the official announcement! The Super Star is... (Gets interrupted by Red Koopa)
 * This is incredible! Two/Three players have the exact number of Coins and Stars! They are (player's names)!
 * This is a rare sight indeed, folks! All four players have the exact number of Coins and Stars!
 * In a tie, victory is determined by the Dice Block! The highest number wins! OK! Hit your blocks!
 * And the winner is... (player)!

Results (Mini-Game Stadium)

 * The turns have all ended. The question remains... Who shall emerge victorious?
 * With that, let's count everyone's Coins!
 * Now I shall announce the final results!
 * Victory belongs to... (player)!!! Congratulations!!!

Results (Mini-Game Coaster)

 * Spectacular, (player)! The way you beat the Baby Bowser Bunch was incredible!
 * Well, let me say it again... Congratulations! You've cleared the Hard Course!
 * As your reward for this remarkable feat, I present you a prize of 1000 Coins!!!
 * Now I would like to take this opportunity to announce a Special Bonus!
 * You've cleared the course with (number 1) live(s) remaining! And as you had (number 2) Coin(s)...
 * Your Special Bonus is ((number 1)*100+(number 2)) Coins!!! Please take these!!! (Example: if the player has 36 lives and 25 coins at the end, the player will receive 3625 coins)
 * (player)! You are truly amazing! You are the true Super Star! Keep up the great work! Toad is rooting for you!

Boards' ending cutscene

 * "Thank you, (player)! You are the Super Star of Pirate Land!!!"
 * "Ya did real good, (player)! Yer the real Super Star of Western Land!!!"
 * "Well done, (player)! You are the true Super Star of Space Land!!!"
 * "Great work, (player)! You are the Super Star of Mystery Land/Horror Land!!!"
 * "You mustn't give up, (player)!!!"
 * "We're behind you! Take this Star!!!"
 * "Way to go, (player)! You are the true Super Star!!!"

Game's ending cutscene

 * And so, after a long and tiring battle, Mario and friends finally defeated Bowser.
 * And they lived happily ever after in Mario Land!
 * Bravo!!! Bravo!!!
 * Let me introduce our talented and dedicated cast!
 * I introduce to you Donkey Kong! And Wario!!!
 * ''Ladies and gentlemen, Yoshi! And Peach!
 * ''Luigi! And Mario!!!
 * And finally, the talent actor who excelled as the villain! Bowser!!!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, how about one last round of applause for the cast?
 * Eh? Why are Mario and Bowser getting along so well?
 * ...Actually, this has all been just one of the many attractions at Mario Land.
 * How was it? Did you enjoy yourselves?
 * We hope to see you again here at Mario Land. Farewell!

Wario

 * Ah. hah. hah, hah!
 * So ein mist!
 * WAAAAAAAH!
 * Wario, I gotta win!

In board

 * Would you like to take this path I'm blocking?
 * Fine, then. I'll move. (Take It)
 * OK. Then, buh-bye! (Decline)
 * If you don't have 5 Coins, you may not pass! (if the player has not enough coins)

Last Five Turns Event

 * It could always be Mario!!! Could it not? Heh, heh, heh! Mario! Mario! Mario! (he will always choose Mario regardless Mario is competing or not)

Bowser Bomb

 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I'm the legendary wizard, Bowser!"
 * "Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!"
 * "Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (player)!"
 * "Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins or I'll test my magic on you!"
 * "My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits!"

Ending cutscene

 * "Are you OK?"
 * "MY magic is the best magic! Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
 * "Huh??? Who goes there?"
 * "MY magic is the best magic! Hocus pocus!"
 * "Uh-oh! Then I'll get you with... Abra-ca-FROG-ra!"
 * "GULP!"
 * "Rrribbit! (I'll remember this!)"

Woody

 * Welcome to Mini-Game Land! This Mini-Game Theme Park sits nestled in a colorful forest! Once you buy some Mini-Games with the Coins you've collected, you can play those Mini-Games here as often as you like. Choose the place you'd like to visit and press the Button.
 * I'm Woody! You can buy Mini-Games from me...
 * I'm sorry, but I don't have any Mini-Games right now. Come back after you find some.
 * That's Mini-Game Park. You can play Mini-Games there!
 * That's Mini-Game Park. You can't play Mini-Games there just yet.
 * You can't enter until you buy some Mini-Games!
 * That's the Coin Box. Your coins are kept in there.
 * You have (number) coins in the Coin Box right now.
 * Oh my! It's empty! 0 Coins... Go to other lands to collect more Coins!
 * This is the Records Bottle. It contains Mini-Game records.
 * That's Mini-Game Stadium. Go there to do battle.
 * That's Mini-Game Coaster. It's a 1-player adventure ride!