List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Birdley

 * "FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI!"

Bowser

 * "Nintendo!" (When the game boots up)
 * "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
 * "PEACH! So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
 * "I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!!"
 * "Well, pardon ME, your royal genius!"
 * "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice...But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!" (Bowser to Mario in the Conference Hall)
 * "CHARGE!" (Before the credits)
 * "Crud!"
 * "HOW DARE YOU!" (Beta version)
 * "Bloooooooorg... I feel all... sloshy."
 * "SHOWTIME!!!" (When the battle starts)
 * "Hey, I know you! You're the weirdo in the forest who gave me that mushroom!"
 * "I'll taste defeat? You're going to be tasting my fist, you little piglet!"
 * "You are not making ANY sense!"
 * "I rule!" (When Bowser successfully gets an "Excellent" in Special Attacks/Leveling Up/Final Battle Win)
 * "A monument, huh? Then that means... I'm the model!"
 * "Shut up! You know me! I AM KING BOWSER!"
 * "WHAT!? My eyes are MUCH more manly than that!"
 * "Filth? CRUST!?"
 * "You can make me better than Mario!?"
 * "Shut up! Don't think I forgot about my castle! Now's when I punt you out of here!"
 * "I fell through the floor, genius!"
 * "I GET massages, I don't GIVE 'em!"
 * ""She's mine! Put her Back!"
 * ''"One Bowser is plenty, baby! That guy's gotta GO!"
 * "Pfft! Please, who do you think I am? I'm Bowser, the Koopa king!"
 * "Try again in about a hundred years, you weird little babbling nerd!"
 * "Don't lump me with Mario!"
 * "Please! He was so weak, I could hardly call him my enemy!"
 * "MIRACLE MIGHTY POWER / BOWSER SPECIAL AWESOME / IRON BALL RETURN!"
 * "Are you finally ready to stop running and fight?"
 * ''"GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details!"
 * "Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"
 * "And for the finale, one KO punch!"
 * "Having yourself some hoedown in my body! MY BODY! I've never been so disgusted! No WAY do I stand for this!"
 * "Hey... you just ACTED like me."

Broque Madame

 * "Could you try? Do you know...zee massage arts?"

Broque Monsieur

 * "Ah, sweet monsieur! 'Elp me! I need 'elp! Helpez-moi, s'il vous plait!"
 * "Hmmm, strange... Zee world, it appers to be upside down..."
 * "Ah! Such a surprise! Monsieur Mario, oui?"
 * "We have met somewhere...Oui? I cannot remember..."
 * "But let us forget about vis...Let us talk about VOUS!"
 * "You are zis famous block collector, I have 'eard!"
 * "Oui, you hit zee blocks and turn zem all brown..."
 * "Zis is madness! You do not feel zee block spirit!"
 * "When you hit zee block, what? Zee values becomes nothing!"
 * "Ow do I make zee profits with zee likes of you around?"
 * "Leave and do not return to moi! Sorry for zee rudeness!"

Dark Bowser

 * "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
 * "Not enough... Not enough...power..."
 * "Not enough dark power..."
 * "Power has been drained..."
 * "I am not complete..."
 * "Who... Who will give...the dark power..."
 * "Her..."
 * "No..."
 * "That voice... Yes... I know that voice... That is the being who drained me of my power..."
 * "FWAHAHAHA! Awake at last! The dark power is complete!"
 * "I have copied all that is you. You are no longer necessary."
 * "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
 * "BEHOLD!"
 * "Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes?"
 * "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Doctor Toadley

 * ''"Miracle Toadley Cure…"
 * ''"Is it annoying I got wrapped up in all this? Yes it is."

Mother Toad

 * "NOOOO! HONEY!"
 * "Well, hi there, sweetie!"
 * "You naughty little scamp!"
 * "You'll never grow up into a fine Toad with such bad behavior!"

Fawful

 * "A WINNER IS YOU!"
 * "Jackpotting!"
 * "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
 * "Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles!"
 * "NOW I HAVE FURY!"
 * "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
 * "The winning is for... BOWSERRRR!"
 * "That was a battle of fury!"
 * "I have suction!"
 * "SUPER PEACH CASTLE OF FURY!"
 * "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
 * "It is I who gave the statue nuts!"
 * "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, drinking tea that laughs at you!"
 * "Fawfully-Doo! Where Are You!? Fawful be wanting you now!"
 * "I have shock at you!"
 * "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
 * "Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces!"
 * "Meet... THE FURY OF FAWFUL!"
 * "I HAVE ANGST!"
 * "I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!"
 * Fawful only got half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
 * "I have fury?"
 * "Fury?"
 * "You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends!"
 * "MIDBUS! POWER UP!"
 * "Here Fawful goes... The disappearing... Forever disappearing.. WITH YOU! (His last words before he explodes)"
 * "Midbus! Crush this spiky snack, and we will have more chortles!"
 * "I have... DARKNESS!"
 * "Bowser: You're NUTS! Fawful: No hunger for nuts. Just to conquer the kingdom...!"
 * "Fawful: You are like an ugly rabbit that keeps appearing from the hat of a magician that stinks!!"
 * "I have...remorse..."

Luigi

 * "Nintendo!"

Mario

 * "Nintendo!"
 * "No!"

Midbus

 * "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
 * "Taste your fist? Ha ha.  I think not.  I HAVE NO TASTE!"
 * "Sense is for the weak!"
 * "NOW YOU SLEEP!"
 * ''"SUPER ULTRA WONDER ULTIMATE RUTHLESS GREAT IRON BALL!"
 * "Here your long journey ends!"
 * "Then you will lose! And you will cry!"
 * "MUH MUH MUH!"
 * "He is of trash. And you are. You, trash. I call you trash."
 * "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
 * "Go! Super Ultra Great Mega Trashy Monster Junker Bot!"
 * "What? Nobody pressed dance! You are broken!"

Peach

 * "Both of you...calm down."

Starlow

 * "Take a look at Special Attacks, and practice or watch demos."
 * "Use items you've found, and inspect important things in your inventory."
 * "Have a look at your gear, and outfit yourself for battle."
 * "Check out all the information about your characters."
 * "Find your location on the map."
 * "Read about and change badges."
 * "PARDON ME!"
 * "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
 * "Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow!"
 * "Psst... Who is that over there?"
 * "My name...? It's... Chippy!"
 * "Yup. Your minion."
 * "You defeated them when you were babies?"
 * "Wow. Only you could do that, Mario!"
 * "What's that? Luigi fought bravely as well?"
 * "Hee hee! Did you attack them with some ferocious crying?"
 * "HELLO YELLO!"
 * "YELLO GOODBYE!"

Toadbert

 * "By boogity!"

Toad Nurse

 * "You two are going to Peach's Castle? Good luck Mario Bros.!"

Yikk

 * "Who has awakened me from my eternal slumber?"
 * "Master Creator. Bonded genius. Inventor of the Tower of Yikk."
 * "My soul slumbers in this book, my entire existence distilled into a patchwork of dreams..."
 * "I am tormented by the riddle of the boo."