The 'Shroom:Issue 101/Opening Statement

Opening Statement by

 Welcome to the one-hundred-and-first issue of The' Shroom, easily identifyable by looking at the number, which is still written in arabic numerals, hooray!

There is not much to say, actually. I was considering filling the entirety of this page with images of dancing mushrooms instead of saying anything, but that wouldn't be a very appropriate start into this issue, now would it?

If you are wondering why this issue was released today and not a week earlier: Don't worry, your calendar is not broken. The release was pushed back by one week to not interfere too much with the Mario Wiki's anniversary celebration. But if you're keeping up with all the hubbub on this website, this is probably old news to you.

Speaking of old news: This is the last official summer issue of 2015. Next month we will change into our fall colors, so look forward to that. I certainly am looking forward to the end of summer. I long for the days where I could step out of my house without getting harrassed by a dozen wasps. Aren't they just the worst? Of course they are.

In fact, why don't you shoot me a message on the forums and tell me your very own wasp stories and how the annoying little shits managed to ruin your day! Just something for you to do when you're bored.

In any case, have fun reading this issue!

&mdash; ', Sub-Director/Editor in Chief'''