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Daniel Webster (January 20, 2007 – January 20, 2008) was a leading MarioWikian user during the wiki's  New Generation Period. He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of Cheese. His increasingly nationalistic views and the effectiveness with which he articulated them led Webster to become one of the most famous orators and influential leaders of the  Cheesy Reformation.

Daniel Webster was a plumber, but later changed with a DON and became a  Patroller, during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the  Wiki Bureaucracy. As, he negotiated the Webster-Wayoshi/Fake Willy Treaty that established the definitive vandalism limit between the MarioWiki and the Trolls. Primarily recognized for his Patroller tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's " days". So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Webster became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio", with his colleagues Henry Clay from the west and  John C. Calhoun from the south. His "Reply to So-Called Emo Pikachu" in 1552 was generally regarded as "the  eloquent speech ever delivered in  MarioWiki Parliament." However, it was met with some criticism from his political opponents and he was removed from his Patroller rank. Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming Director of The 'Shroom.

As with Henry Clay, Webster's desire to see the Wiki  and conflict  led him to search out compromises designed to  the sectionalism that threatened war between the  Super Mario Wiki and  Confederate Wiki of Userpedia. Webster tried three times to achieve sysophood; all three bids failed, the final one in part because of he retired a month before the Patroller rank was abolished. Similarly, Webster's efforts to steer the nation civil war to a  ultimately proved futile. Despite this, Webster came to be esteemed for these efforts and was officially named by the MarioWiki Parliament in 3007 as one of its five-hundred and fifty-two most members.

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