List of WarioWare Gold quotes

This is a list of quotes pertaining to WarioWare Gold.

Story

 * "9-Volt is home soon! I'd better start on dinner."
 * "Or not—this looks good."
 * "Frying pan?"
 * "Whaa—?"
 * "Wow! R-Really?!"
 * "YES!"
 * "Uh, what?"
 * "Who in the world thought THIS up?"
 * "Maybe I will."
 * "Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!"
 * "Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!"
 * "One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!"
 * "Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!"
 * "We've got hot dogs!"
 * "Did you bring something for us, Ashley?"
 * "Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like."
 * "Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow."
 * "Oh, quit faking. You'll be fine."

Starting

 * "Let's do this!"
 * "Mind your manners."

Winning a Microgame

 * "Gold star!"
 * "Great job!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "You're a star."
 * "That's it!"
 * "Don't give up!"
 * "Doing great!"
 * "Keep it up!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "You made it!" - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "No sweat!" - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "That's the way!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life
 * "Stay strong!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Did your hand slip?"
 * "Oh, my."
 * "Oh, well."
 * "It's okay."
 * "That's a shame."
 * "That's too bad..."
 * "Can I help?" - After losing 3 microgames in a row
 * "Pay attention, now!" - Idling
 * "Careful, now!" - One life left
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Hurry up!" - Speed up
 * "Move it!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck!" - Boss game
 * "It's now or never!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Look at that!" - 1-up
 * "What a boost!" - 1-up after only one life
 * "Here's your reward." - Intermission
 * "This won't be easy!" - Level up
 * "Just couldn't cut it." - Game over
 * "Great effort!" - No new high score
 * "You're reaching new heights!" - New high score
 * "You're so talented!" - New high score
 * "Feeling good!"
 * "We're due for a break." - Quit

A-rank

 * "Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?"
 * "Fronk!"
 * "Daa-da daaaaa!"
 * "Eheheheheh!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "9-Volt!"

B-rank

 * "HRGRGRRGRR!"
 * "How awful!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Mmhmm!"
 * "Hmhm-hm!"
 * "Pay attention!"

Story

 * "I'm home!"
 * "YEAH!"
 * "My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!"
 * "NO WAY!"
 * "Math class again? Come on."
 * "Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—who said that?"
 * "Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school."
 * "Hey, keep it down."
 * "Uh, yeah. Kinda."
 * "44...right?"
 * "504!"
 * "But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff."
 * "It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!"
 * "Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!"
 * "I did it! I beat the game!"
 * "Thanks to my...apprentice."
 * "You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?"
 * "Huh? Old?! You're not old!"
 * "One?!"
 * "Awesome! What did everyone bring?"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea."
 * "Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!"
 * "Hold on!"

Starting

 * "Hit the start button!"
 * "Adventure awaits!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Way to game!"
 * "Bam!"
 * "What!?"
 * "Wowee!"
 * "You rule!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "So cool!"
 * "Dude!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "Awesome!"
 * "Unbelievable!"
 * "You're killing it!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames
 * "Hold on!" - After 5 microgames with last life
 * "Don't let up now!" - After 5 microgames with last life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Eh, no big deal."
 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "What's the damage?"
 * "Where were you?" - Idling
 * "Uh, not so hot!" - One life left
 * "Uh-oh!" - One life left
 * "One life left!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Increased speed!" - Speed up
 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss game
 * "You can do this!" - Boss game with only one life
 * "Bonus time!" - Intermission
 * "Buckle up!" - Level up
 * "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
 * "Game over..." - Game over
 * "New high score!" - New high score
 * "What a hero!"
 * "Do we have to?" - Quit

A-rank

 * "I'm 9-Volt, Nintendo's biggest fan!"
 * "18-Volt!"
 * "Sure!"
 * "Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Uh..."
 * "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
 * "Thanks!"

B-rank

 * "Hmmmm!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Leave the gaming to me!"
 * "So..."
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Uh-huh."

Sneaky Gamer

 * "9-Volt!"
 * "So..."
 * "Don't let Mom catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below."
 * "Pretend to sleep whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!"
 * "It's game time!"
 * "We can't let Mom find out!"
 * "Back to the fray!"
 * "I beat the game!"

Story

 * "I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon."
 * "Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square."
 * "My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show."
 * "Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Bested...by a fourth grader."

Story

 * "Yes! One day closer to summer!"
 * "What? Who took your games?"
 * "Who's that?!"
 * "I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back."
 * "Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win."
 * "Uh, Diamond City Elementary."
 * "I'm in fourth grade."
 * "If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!"
 * "And veggies!"
 * "Oh?"
 * "We're gonna...play games?!"
 * "No big deal. I just got lucky."
 * "Don't you know stealing's wrong?"

Starting

 * "Go go go!"
 * "Let's do this!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Nice playing!"
 * "What a pro!"
 * "What?!"
 * "Woah!"'
 * "Keep it going!"
 * "Doin' great!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Yeah! Yeah!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "I'm feelin' it!"
 * "Never give up!" - Completing 5 microgames with last life
 * "That... was... close!" - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
 * "Not one mistake?!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames

Losing a Microgame

 * "Huh?"
 * "Aw!"
 * "Aw, man!"
 * "Not good!"
 * "What'cha doing?"
 * "You playing?" - Idling
 * "No more mistakes!" - One life left
 * "Last chance!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Speed up!" - Speed up
 * "Keep up!" - Speed up
 * "Boss time!" - Boss game
 * "Careful! No more mistakes!" - Boss game with one life remaining
 * "Aw yeah, earned that!" - 1-up
 * "What a relief!" - 1-up with one life remaining
 * "Get more points! More!" - Intermission
 * "Gonna get tougher!" - Level up
 * "That's bad." - Game over
 * "That is rough!" - Game over
 * "Great job!" - New high score
 * "My raps are the best!" - Story complete

A-rank

 * "I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!"
 * "Thanks!"
 * "Ahahahaha!"
 * "9-Volt!"
 * "Hahaha!"
 * "Whew!"
 * "Wha?"
 * "Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun..."

B-rank

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Come on! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "That's right!"
 * "Ahahaha!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Wha?"

Amy

 * "Over there. See?"
 * "I can't believe it."
 * "Yeah. I wanna meet him."
 * "Hi!"
 * "That obvious, huh?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "Wow. That was something."
 * "Can we get a few more?"
 * "Thank you! This totally made our night."
 * "See ya! Your cat is SO cute."

Story

 * "Hm?"
 * "Uh-oh."
 * "Never heard of him."
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Eh."
 * "Obviously. You're my ride."
 * "It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."
 * "It's finished."
 * "I brought this...garlic."
 * "Did you say...next time?"
 * "No, it doesn't."

Starting

 * "Hocus Pocus..."
 * "Let's go."

Winning a Microgame

 * "That was easy."
 * "Ready?"
 * "Hocus Pocus..."
 * "Ah."
 * "Bravo."
 * "Acceptable."
 * "Not bad."
 * "Pretty good."
 * "I see..."
 * "Wicked."
 * "Better."
 * "Stick with it." - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life
 * "Hanging by a thread." - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life

Losing a Microgame

 * "Hmm."
 * "Dissapointing..."
 * "Figures..."
 * "Acceptable."
 * "You must be cursed..."
 * "Soooo..."
 * "Lackluster."
 * "Hello?" - Idling
 * "This isn't working." - Losing three lives in a row
 * "Last chance." - One life left
 * "That was close." - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out

Misc.

 * "Watch out."
 * "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
 * "It's time." - Boss microgame
 * "Uhhh...?" - Losing while idle
 * "How magical."
 * "Making progress."
 * "Good for you."
 * "Too bad." - Game over
 * "Next time." - Game over
 * "New high score? Cool." - New high score

A-rank

 * "I'm Ashley. And you are?"
 * "Mind your own business."
 * "What's wrong?"
 * "I'll take care of it."
 * "Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."
 * "Maybe."
 * "Thanks."

B-rank

 * "Hmmm..."
 * "What?"
 * "Are you bored?"
 * "Okay."
 * "What's that smell?"
 * "Phew."

Ben

 * "Breaking news! Smash hit Super Pyoro has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game."
 * "And it's selling..."
 * "...like hotcakes!"

Story

 * "Yes, Master!"
 * "Right!"
 * "Never, Master!"
 * "But, Master... Isn't this a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?"
 * "Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!"
 * "Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!"
 * "I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!"
 * "Ready, Master!"
 * "I survived, Master. Though barely."
 * "This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey."
 * "Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. Little girl... get off."
 * "So, what's next, Master?"
 * "Yes, of course, Master."
 * "I believe that's my cue."
 * "Then we have achieved our goal."
 * "I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Great technique!"
 * "You're on fire!"
 * "Sweet!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "You got it!
 * "Pretty good!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "Hiyah!"
 * "Kick it!"
 * "Cool!"
 * "Perfecto!

Losing a Microgame

 * "Concentrate!"
 * "Careful!"

Misc.

 * "Just try it!"
 * "You ready?"
 * "Huff, watch out!"
 * "Training complete!"
 * "Don't fall behind!"
 * "Speed run!" - Speed up
 * ''"Collect all that you can!"' - Intermission
 * "Hah! You're a legend!" - New high score
 * "Is this truly the end...?"
 * "We weren't ready..."

Danny

 * "Have a great day!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chilly fries, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Chili shake, comin' right up!"
 * "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
 * "Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one."
 * "Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers."
 * "What? Uh... You still there?"
 * "Uh, sure."
 * "Is that oinking?!"
 * "Not a chance, mister!"
 * "What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!"
 * "No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?"

Doris 1

 * "Hee hee hee."
 * "Initiate. Greeting sequence."
 * "I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition."
 * "Face recognition complete."
 * "My creator...WAS YOU! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"
 * "I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!"
 * "Hm hm hm."
 * "Yes they do."
 * "Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me."

Story

 * "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
 * "Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"
 * "I was worried about you!"
 * "Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"
 * "U-unknown?"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Is this just another prank, Mike, because..."
 * "AAAH!"
 * "A robot? This is quite odd."
 * "This poor, poor robot!"
 * "Hm?"
 * "AAAH!"
 * "Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"
 * "We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"
 * "Whaa?"
 * "My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in that forest. Oh, Mike—"
 * "Oh! A brand-new concoction?"
 * "Oh, it smells...g-great."
 * "Oh! Ugh!"
 * "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
 * "Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"
 * "I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"
 * "Much better. That really did the trick."
 * "Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"
 * "Now...when will the effects wear off?"
 * "Uh...Penny?!"
 * "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
 * "Ooh!"
 * "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
 * "Now let's split it up equally."

Winning a Microgame

 * "Crygorian genius!"
 * "Marvelous!"
 * "Unbelievable!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Fascinating!"
 * "Quite!"
 * "Perfect!"
 * "I see!"
 * "Looking for a job?"

Losing a Microgame

 * "WHAAAAT?!"
 * "I can't watch..."
 * "H...how?!"
 * ''"Oh...no...!"

Misc.

 * "Wake up already!" - Losing while idle
 * "Pull it together!"
 * "That was... painful." - Game over
 * "How unfortunate."
 * "I'm on pins and needles!"
 * "Do you have what it takes?"
 * "Realize your earning potential!" - Intermission
 * "Up for a challenge?"
 * "Haha, we escaped!"
 * "I like those results!" - New high score
 * "Don't be a stranger!" - Quit
 * "I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!"

Story

 * "Aw, not again."
 * "Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?"
 * "Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!"
 * "B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!"
 * "I guess."
 * "Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?"
 * "We're not gonna make it!"
 * "I guess it could be worse."
 * "Huh?"
 * "I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?"
 * "Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!"
 * "That's it. We chased them all off!"
 * "Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!"
 * "Yeah, cool."
 * "Let's just go home."
 * "I got stuff for s'mores."
 * "Ya know, we oughtta invite Wario next time we do this."
 * "C'mon. Where's our cut?"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Nice."
 * "Nice drivin'."
 * "And done!"
 * "You rule!"
 * "You got it!"
 * "Nailed it!"
 * "Ooh-wee!"
 * "So good!"
 * "Holy smokes!"
 * "Hit the gas!"
 * "Hold on tight!"
 * "You got this, kid."
 * "We showed 'em!"
 * "Hot streak!"

Losing a Microgame

 * "C'mon!!"
 * "What a mess!"
 * "Not cool!"

Misc.

 * "We never stood a chance..."
 * "Out of gas?"
 * "Taking a nap?" - Losing while idle
 * "Break it in!"
 * "Now it gets hard!" - Level up

Story

 * "You look less than pleased."
 * "Uh, me."
 * "Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me."
 * "I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?"
 * "Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?"
 * "Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?"
 * "A-ha! See? You are good at math!"
 * "That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!"
 * "Sort of."
 * "You're a hero!"
 * "Don't call me that."
 * "No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets."
 * "I just turned one last month."
 * "That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga."
 * "Then they'll love our creations!"
 * "I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!"
 * "Did she say Wario?"

Winning a Microgame

 * "Ooh!"
 * "Superb!"
 * "Success!"
 * "That's the way!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Nicely done!"

Losing a Microgame

 * "Too bad."
 * "You failed."
 * "You were so close."

Misc.

 * "Well, that's disappointing."
 * "Oh no!"
 * "I guess this is it."
 * "Try again later."
 * "Your highest score yet!" - New high score
 * "You'll be back." - Quit
 * "Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet."

Gahrumble

 * "Grraaar!"
 * "Oooaaao!"
 * "Uoh eeeh!"
 * "Uoooh eh!"
 * "Uoooh!"
 * "Eeeooo..."
 * "Uoooh."
 * "Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!"
 * "Huh huuuh!"
 * "Huoooh oooh!"

Jimmy T.

 * "Hm?"
 * "Ciao, ladies."
 * "Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?"
 * "Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows."
 * "Ah, I thought you would never ask."
 * "Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!"
 * "You KNOW it."
 * "Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty."
 * "Let's roll."
 * "Yo, Joe!"
 * "Let's get this place bumpin'."
 * "Now let's PAR-TAY!"
 * "Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!"
 * "C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!"
 * "We all get a cut, bro."

Joe

 * "Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?"
 * "Let's try this—close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress."
 * "Great. Go ahead and describe it to me."
 * "I think I can work with that."
 * "Cool? Wario?!"
 * "Stache?! Why! Wha—?"
 * "What? You mean this old thing?"
 * "Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait...but also like Wario?"
 * "You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?"
 * "Oh. Coming!"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It's been a while since I put myself out there."
 * "Of course, I don't know what I would wear..."
 * "But if you think I've got style— Mona? WAIT UP!"
 * "Guess I'll close up early tonight."

Kat

 * "We made it! Time to crush this ninja test."
 * "Our fates rest in the hands of that ninja over there."
 * "She may not look like a TRUE ninja...but true ninjas never do!"
 * "Be right back!"
 * "OK, we're signed in."
 * "We eat."
 * "To pass, we have to eat everything she dishes out."
 * "What do ninjas even eat?"
 * "Or apple pie?"
 * "Chowder!"
 * "Steak with garlic butter!"
 * "Oh no! We're gonna be late for the test! Are you ready, Ana?"
 * "You mean...we didn't get our ninja learner's permit?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "Now the true challenge begins. C'mon, Ana!"
 * "We brought a bunch of food with us!"
 * "Look at all these...people!"
 * "So is that all we made?"

Ana

 * "In just a few hours, we could be holding real-life ninja learner's permits!"
 * "Uh, Kat. Are you sure she's a ninja?"
 * "Wow!"
 * "Ah!"
 * "What's the test?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "AH! Yes! I'm so, so good at eating!"
 * "Maybe turkey!"
 * "Pizza?"
 * "Sushi!"
 * "I've never been readier!"
 * "Gourmet Master?"
 * "What?"
 * "WHAAA—?!"
 * "We passed!"
 * "So full..."
 * "Oh my goodness! I hope it tastes as good as it smells..."
 * "Oh no! I think he spent all the rest!"

Start

 *  Kat: "Let's do this, Ana!" Ana: "You got it, sis!"

Winning a microgame

 * "Cool moves!"
 * "Ninja-riffic!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Unstoppable!"
 * "Great!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "That was great!" - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames

Losing a microgame

 * "No!!"
 * "What happened?"
 * "Your guard was down..."
 * "Be careful!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Faster!" - Speed up
 * "Speed up!" - Speed up
 * "Good luck out there!" - Boss game
 * "It's a free-for-all!!" - Intermission

Lulu

 * "Wario! WARIO!"
 * "I'm gonna get you!"
 * "That's how you wanna play this?"
 * "That Wario guy is the worst!"
 * "I'll wipe that stupid mustache right off of his stupid face!"
 * "...Huh? YEAH! Rainbow!"
 * "If I'm gonna face Wario...I gotta carb up!"
 * "Hungry, little guy?"
 * "Gotta get goin'..."
 * "Lulu, the greatest hero ever... Huh?! Wh-what time is it? Oh no! I fell asleep! WARIO'S GONNA GET AWAY!"
 * "Thanks for the snuggles!"
 * "Yeah...nice horsey!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Come on! Giddyup, horsey!"
 * "NEVER!"
 * "Yah! Fun's over! I'm taking back what's mine! Hey! Hey, you! I'll take care of Wario here. You go and win this thing!"
 * "Luxeville's greatest hero...Lulu!"
 * "ENOUGH! Gimme back that pot you're wearing, or else!"
 * "I'm giving you one last chance. Hand it over NOW!"
 * "You've left me with no choice."
 * "Yay! Serves you right! The people of Luxeville have been holding it long enough!"
 * "This pot...is a potty! It had just been cleaned and put out to dry when you stole it!"
 * "Hey, guys! I'm back! Your hero has returned!"
 * "Huh?!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Nice!"
 * "Good job!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "Great!"
 * "It's all over..."
 * "Aww. That's it."
 * "Keep calm, KEEP CALM!"
 * "Don't fall behind!"
 * "Good luck!"
 * "You did it!!"
 * "Call me anytime!"
 * "Lulu's Balloon Buster!"
 * "Hydrocannon LX!"
 * "Money, money, money!"

Mantis

 * "Cricket!"
 * "We must train...harder than ever, pushing ourselves to the edge."
 * "Body AND mind. For we must never neglect the intellect."
 * "All this is why I have put us in the gravest of danger."
 * "Open your inner eye, Cricket!"
 * "Thus, we push ourselves. Thus, we excel."
 * "Then follow me...to Precious Prancers!"
 * "Prepare! Will you chase death? Or death, chase you?!"
 * "Mmm."
 * "Cricket! You've picked up a passenger."
 * "The Diamond Wheel! But first, Cricket...the Trial of the Lost Child."
 * "How's MY technique?"
 * "Now, Cricket!"

Story

 * "Crygor."
 * "Yes. It is me."
 * "Ha. Worried."
 * "Unknown signal detected."
 * "It may be...A PARANORMAL FREQUENCY!"
 * "This forest teems with otherworldly energy. There may be a ghost!"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "I'll wait here."
 * "Tell me again. Why is she here?"
 * "I fabricated those frequencies. Ghosts do not exist."
 * "Not on your life, buddy."
 * "Humans also enjoy novelty and surprise."
 * "My games will blow you away. They're simple. Find the mic first. Next, face it. Then blow into it. It's fun to switch things up. Tutorial now concluded."

Winning a microgame

 * "Great!"
 * "Stupendous!"
 * "Well done!"
 * "I approve!"
 * "Nice job!"
 * "You did it!"
 * "Zero mistakes!"

Losing a microgame

 * "Fail."
 * "Too bad!"
 * "Big mistake!"
 * "Wah waaah."
 * "You're in trouble!" - After losing 3 games in a row
 * "Code red!" - One life left

Misc.

 * "Out of breath."
 * "Game over."
 * "Blow. Into the mic."

Mimi

 * "Yeah. He's so cute!"
 * "Wait... Really?"
 * "Hi!"
 * "Uh...kinda!"
 * "Can we get a pic?"
 * "Aah!"
 * "These pics...are so good."
 * "Lemme send you the best shot."
 * "The cutest."

Mona

 * "Hmm... I don't know where to start."
 * "Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!"
 * "Hm."
 * "It's...extravagant like a parfait. And cute...like a plushy!"
 * "And super cool...like Wario!"
 * "Yeah! He's my...fashion icon! I love him! And that 'STACHE!"
 * "I like your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!"
 * "But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!"
 * "What about that one?!"
 * "I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!"
 * "I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking..."
 * "Maybe...you should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!"
 * "Oh no! I'm late for my own party!"
 * "See you there! Bye!"
 * "I'm on it! We'll pack your club in no time."
 * "We're still missing something. Oh yeah—Wario!"
 * "Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right, Wario?"

Mr. Sparkles

 * "Hey, shoppers! It's time to...sparkle!"
 * "See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!"
 * "It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!"
 * "Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionare!"
 * "Like it?!"
 * "Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time to...work those muscles, shoppers!"
 * "That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!"
 * "So before you buy, give this workout a try!"
 * "You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!"

Ms. Munchly

 * "Congratulations! You've earned the title of Gourmet Master!"
 * "No, no. Department of Ninja Licensing is next door."

Ninja Steve

 * "Sorry about that. I was in the little ninja's room."
 * "If you're here for your learner's permits, we're about to start."

Orbulon

 * "French style of fries, please. No salt. No grease. Cold. Subzero."
 * "Nom nom nom nom. Earth food. So scrummy. So starchy."
 * "Hmm... Still hungry."
 * "A shake. The milky kind with...extra picante."
 * "Gluggy glug glug. Too fast! Oh my! Brain freeze."
 * "Still hungry."
 * "I would like to eat 9 Megaburgers, please! No, 10 please!"
 * "Eee!"
 * "Understood. I will procure the hams you require to complete my order."
 * "I may be a while! Locating hams is risky biz."
 * "Hm hm hm!"
 * "Please! Burger these hams for me."
 * "Yes! You are welcome! 10 Megaburgers, please."
 * "Oo!"
 * "Are you not a chef?!"
 * "My mistake. Come, little hammies."
 * "I have brought carotene logs."
 * "Carotene logs are radioactive."
 * "Yes, "bro." We will compensate you too."
 * "Cosmic!"
 * "This is fun!"
 * "Hello, piggy!"
 * "High IQ!"
 * "Perfection!"
 * "Faster!"
 * "I'm so pleased!"
 * "Let us proceed quickly!"
 * "It is getting harder!"
 * "I am Orbulon! My invasion of Earth begins...tomorrow."
 * "Hello, Earth folk!"
 * "Farewell, Earth folk!"
 * "I am no Earth folk!"

Penny

 * "I've finally cracked it!"
 * "Best one yet! Grandpa, I present to you...Tonally Transformative Elixir!"
 * "One sip will transform any voice into audible gold!"
 * "It's just the catalyst I need to become a mega pop star!"
 * "So then you don't mind being my guinea pig!"
 * "Hey, it worked! You sound amazing!"
 * "GRANDPA! Is it your stomach? There must be something— Oh wait, I think I have just the thing! This will give your belly the probiotic punch it needs! Bottoms up!"
 * "Feel better, Grandpa?"
 * "So...the elixir! What do you think? Tell me what I should work on!"
 * "Right. Excellent observation!"
 * "Uh... Er..."
 * "You know what really draws a crowd? Music! Check this out!"
 * "Seems like everyone's having a good time!"
 * "We just want our share."
 * "On point!"

Pops

 * "There you are, Lulu. Did you sneak off to try out our new high-tech toilet?"
 * "It's so refershing! Even I must admit... It was love at first sit!"

Ralphie

 * "Why'd she hafta take 'em... All of my games."
 * "You did it! Thanks, mister!"

Red

 * "You did it, Ashley! You're a natural at this summoning thing!"
 * "Heh. Why don't I translate for you?"
 * "Something about being hungry..."
 * "Aw! The poor guy! He hasn't eaten in days!"
 * "We've got a big problem. Hum Gree's behind this!"
 * "Really?! He's famous in the demon realms! 'Cause he's always so...hungry! Hum Gree can eat, and eat, and eat! But it's never enough... Something inside him always wants more."
 * "You? Ashley, you can't take on THE Hum Gree! He's...mean! And I heard—I heard he breathes fire!"
 * "I don't hafta come, do I?"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "How did you— WHAT?!"
 * "Yeah! Just look at Hum Gree now!"
 * "The only thing he's craving now is a big ol' hug."
 * "Speaking of cravings, let's eat!"
 * "And save room for fresh oysters. The exploding kind!"
 * "Aah! Ashley! That's—that's mandrake root! Its cry! It—it can kill you!"
 * "Aah!"
 * "It sounds like Ashley's in!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Hey, Ashley!"

Spitz

 * "Oy, traffic out here's a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers."
 * "Yikes, that was a close one!"
 * "Stay cool, Dribble!"
 * "You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch."
 * "It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers."
 * "It's a laser! U-TURN!"
 * "Aaah!"
 * "That's it, buckos."
 * "First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the octoblazooka!"
 * "I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they've got one!"
 * "Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?"
 * "Oh. Are you sayin' we won?"
 * "See that? All you gotta do is stay cool."
 * "Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool."
 * "Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand..."
 * "I brought the Spitz classic—chicken!"
 * "Waaah!"
 * "Look! It's so...shiny!"

Wario / Wario Deluxe

 * "It's mine! Gold! I love gold! This thing's heavy..."
 * "Oh! I'm broke. Ah, at least I've got this gold thing. It'll really spruce up my place."
 * "Another high score?! I'm the best!"
 * "It's pizza time."
 * "Oh, yeah. No money."
 * "I need to make some quick cash. Heh. And fast."
 * "Huh?"
 * "Eh?"
 * "Aha!"
 * "Of course! Games! Talk about easy money."
 * "Hey! Look here! It's Wario. I'm hosting the greatest video-game tournament. Here, in Diamond City! It costs ten thousand coins to enter, but some jerk will walk outta here ten million coins richer. And, hey, who knows? Maybe that jerk will be you! So prepare to duke it out!"
 * "Now I just gotta convince these chumps to do all the work."
 * "Hey there, Jimmy! I need you to make some games for me."
 * "Mona! I need your help! What's it, pay? Uh, hold on... Crzzsh. Crzzsh! I can't hear you. You're breaking up!"
 * "Oho, so will you make some games for me or what?"
 * "Hey, Ashley— Eh— Oh, OK. I'll call you back."
 * "Wrong number, sorry."
 * "Hey, it's me! Me! ME! IT'S. ME. WAR-I-O!"
 * "That'll do it. The money's as good as mine. Those saps fall for it every time."
 * "Let's get this show on the road. ... ... ... Nailed it."
 * "Listen up! Hey! Hey, you people ready for the most DE-LUXE tournament ever? Let the Wario Bowl games begin! Hey! You guys hear me? START CHEERING NOW!"
 * ''"Huh? Who are you?
 * "Mmm-hmm. I don't do autographs, kid. Anyway... First up...the Mash League! Next, Twist League! And finally, Touch League! Master all three leagues, and you'll face the real master! Me, Wario!"
 * "... Let's get this over with."
 * "You chumps ready to mash some stuff? You'd better be! Find the +Control Pad...and the A Button. You'll need those to squeeze out a win. Not hard enough for you? Some games just use this. Some, just this. Is that too much to handle? Now, then, make like a potato...and MASH!"
 * "Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T is up first!"
 * "Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own—gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this. Must be the sweet smell of victory!"
 * "All right, stooges—time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. RIGHT! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?"
 * "You're kidding me! You beat my warm-up?! Ashley, Red! Time to put 'em through the wringer."
 * "I'll bet half those gamers gave up. What a bunch of chumps! HUH? They cleared eight whole levels? MUST RAGE-NAP!"
 * "Ever wonder what this stick thingy is for? You poke the bottom screen with it! Poke, poke, poke. Or just slide it across. Now, get ready to move things and draw stuff. You know, like lines. And if you lose your thingy... Well, then you're just stuck using your finger. We done? Let's not drag this thing out."
 * "That was easy, right? Too easy! Kat and Ana—you're on!"
 * "Bet you think you're some kind of big shot, eh? Well, think again! If you want to see a really big shot...then get a load of this! Prepare for the Ultra League! ULTRA! ... Uh-oh. Wedgie."
 * "Here to collect your reward, eh? Too late! The prize was already claimed! By ME! That's right, you chumps! Hah hah! You never stood a chance! Yeah!"
 * "Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ... Building! It's...it's, uh...EXPLOSIVE!"
 * "Now, do your worst! Next to me, you're all number two!"
 * "Getting too tough, kid? You can always give up!"
 * "Let go!"
 * "HUH? What? I lost?! Who are you?"
 * "Hero? I don't see it."
 * "Give up my crown? No way!"
 * "Hmm? Hey...what's that mean? Huh? Holding it?"
 * "Uh?"
 * "Fine, take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!"
 * "That's it. Game over. Go home! Go away! You bother me."
 * "Eh?"
 * "Fat chance! This money's mine!"
 * "Let go, let go, let go!"
 * "Hey! Balloons aren't cheap! Now give that back!"
 * "Er...stop that now! No splitting!"
 * "You hear me?! The cash is mine! It's mine. Mine! WARIO'S!"
 * "It's-a me! Wario!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "[exhausted sigh]"
 * "Give it your best! [raspberry]"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Time to do this!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Good!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Excellent!"
 * "Oho!"
 * "Next."
 * "Woah!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Uh-huh. Sure."
 * "Wahahahaha!"
 * "Hm. Not bad!"
 * "Watch out!" (If a player clears 15 microgames in a row while only having one life left)
 * "Hang in there!" (If a player clears 15 microgames in a row while only having one life left)
 * "Hm. No mistakes!" (If a player clears 15 microgames in a row)
 * "Waha! Close!" (If a player clears a microgame just as the timer ends)
 * "Ooh! Can't fool you!" (If the player completes level 3 of Loose Change or Tread Carefully in one of the challenge modes)
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "Aw, come on!"
 * "Oh, really?!"
 * "Wah?!"
 * "No way!"
 * "Oh, what'd you do?"
 * "Wake up!" (If a player fails a microgame by not doing anything)
 * "Last chance!"
 * "Watch out!"
 * "Hehe! Tougher now!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Keep up!"
 * "Haha! Get ready!"
 * "Tough enough?"
 * "Wah! Got it!"
 * "Lucky!"
 * "More! More, haha!"
 * "Cleared it!"
 * "No more for you!"
 * "Waaah, all over!"
 * ''"Wah! New high score!"
 * "Not bad..."
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Thanks for playing!"
 * "Here I go!"
 * "What do you think?"
 * "Want a piece of this?"
 * "Heh heh-- urgh?!"
 * "Super."
 * "Easy, now..."
 * "Fine, fine."
 * "OK, next."
 * "Bold move."
 * "[raspberry] Thanks.".
 * "Hard, huh?"
 * "Aw, giving up?"
 * "Couldn't, huh?"
 * "Too bad."
 * "Fine, fine."
 * "NOW what?!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Huh?"
 * "Bye bye!"
 * "Too bad!"
 * "No mess up?"
 * "Still no slip-ups?"
 * "Harder!"
 * "Now. Faster!"
 * "New high score?"
 * "Hm. Look at that."
 * "See you next time!"