Blooey

"YOU'LL PAY, LUIGI!"

- Blooey

Blooey, known to his friends as the "White Torpedo" is a feisty Blooper who joins Luigi on his quest to rescue Princess Éclair in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Mario first meets them in the plaza in Rogueport, where Luigi details their escapades in Rumblebump Volcano. Although Luigi claims to have successfully thrown Blooey at a monster, killing the golem, the green plumber actually tripped and sent Blooey crashing into lava. Blooey, sporting what would appear to be a golden tan, seems none too pleased with the adventure, however. He apparently got dunked in lava and, now crispy fried, blames Luigi.

Near the end of the game, Blooey appears to forgive Luigi somewhat, but now appears even darker than before.

Quotes

 * Goombella: "That's Luigi's Blooper friend, Blooey. It's totally weird to find Bloopers on dry land. He seems peeved though... I wonder why he looks all fried to a golden crisp?"


 * Blooey: "Hey there, I'm Blooey. ...And this guy is a total liar! Don't listen to him! You heard his story, right? Well, he did TRY to throw me, but he completely tripped! And what happens?! I end up landing in lava! LAVA, man! You think that feels good? Thanks to him, you can stick a fork in me! I'm well-done! My pale skin's crispified! I'll NEVER forgive this guy! I'm gonna make him pay if it takes my whole lifetime! That's the ONLY reason I'm still hanging around with him. YOU'LL PAY, LUIGI!"

Trivia

 * Coincidentally, Bowser Jr.'s version of the Super Blooper kart in Mario Kart Wii bears a resemblance to Blooey (or at least his fried, golden state).