User:TurqapGaloomba

Hiy'all! Welcome to my shy paGUY (oh yes, those puns). Probably, now I’m annoying ya, so you can calmly leave this stupid page. That’s all! Me, TurqapGaloompa? I’m curious, a bit sneaky, but very happy (that is not verbal portrait of ‘awful). Here I’ll make my stats, page rules, and some more in-the-resting.

Facts and opinions

 * I’m-a both Russian and can speak English without any kheeking or rroaking (accent).


 * I do not like sushi, except "Philadelphia" rolls.


 * SaLmOn, SaLmOn, MoRe SaLmOn. Yes, I like red fish.


 * French cheese is disgusting. Please stop call it the best!


 * British English is the best, ‘cause I don't like American pwonownthithathiown. No offence to the yankees!


 * My favourite music in Paper Mario series is the "Fearsome Foe" from Paper Mario: Color Splash.


 * I’m Turqap ‘cause I wear a turquoise cap. Simple!


 * My (not so) powerful weapon is the Ё-hammer. No, the Ё is Russian, not French. It... fixes the ё/е problem in translations (yes, Nintendo are translating games very inaccurate).


 * Donkey Kong is a piece of shhhhh.... shhhhh, here must be silence.... shhhhh...


 * (There are so many brackets, yes.)


 * WHY IS SWITCH SO EXPENSIVE?


 * I haven't got a single Nintendo console (they’re very expensive in Russia), so I play games on free emulators.


 * In May I’ll at last watch the Movie.


 * nEW Supre MWAAAAAAAAhAaAOOArio brAZ Wiihee!!!


 * Bah bah, I love koopas!


 * What on earth I wrote? Please someone call a medic!


 * Did you know what Ice Mario's iceball throw sound is, in fact, ASMR?


 * Please, can you help me completing this?


 * Me gonna mess around with my user page, ’til The W stop me. Who's The W?

If I was in Mario platformers:

 * Non-reaction to power-ups (except Starman). Turqie is special character like Nabbit, so he hasn't got any extra forms. If he has used Invincibility power-ups (Leaf and Bell), his cap turns white and he get Starman effect, but no more changing.

Jump: 🟡🟡🟡⚫⚫ Speed: 🟡🟡🟡🟡⚫ Strength: 🟡🟡⚫⚫⚫
 * Main Characteristics.

Nintendo games I played/playing
Bolded name signs completion of this game.

Super Entertainment System

 * Super Mario World
 * Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

DS

 * New Super Mario Bros.

Wii U

 * Super Mario 3d World
 * New Super Mario Bros. U

Switch

 * Super Mario Maker 2

Your game recommendations to me
Probably I’ll play it. Write here, example: Bla bla bla play tis gama its vere cool Sussy man 03:00, Mariober 37, 2077

Turqiescript
TS: call me Turqie please — Big cold greetings from Siberia, Turqie the Turquoise 09:49, April 29, 2023 (EDT)