User:Fire Wario

  3/6/13: Hello, Super Mario Wiki!

"Did it just get hot in here, or is it just me?"

- User: FireWario

'''FINALLY! I have a userpage! I've been waiting for this moment since the day I joined! Now, without further ado, HERE'S MY USERPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

*I joined the Super Mario Wiki either on or before July 10, 2012. It's been so long that I can't remember.

Okay, are you ready to READ?! Then GO AHEAD!

Other Wikis I am on: Bulbapedia

About Me
Hello, I am a MarioWiki newcomer. My username is FireWario. I'm a REAL active user, since I come to the wiki seeking help on the Mario games I play. Just ask me, and I'll tell you where all 3 Warp Zones are in the original Super Mario Bros.! Aside from Super Mario, though, I enjoy playing Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Smash Bros., and even Pokémon games. Also, instead of just on the MarioWiki, you can find me on Bulbapedia as YinYang21. That wraps up my intro. Hope you like the games I recommend!

Games I Recommend Trying Out:
 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
 * Metroid: Other M
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Pokémon Black Version 2

Mario Games I Own
If it weren't for Mario, there'd be no Wario!
 * Super Mario Galaxy (in Torrance, California)
 * Mario Kart DS (also in Torrance)
 * Donkey Kong (only as a ROM file)
 * Mario Bros. (also as a ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. (ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. 2 (ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (ROM)
 * Super Mario Land (ROM)
 * Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (ROM)
 * Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (ROM)
 * Super Mario Advance (ROM)
 * Super Mario World (ROM)
 * Super Mario All-Stars (ROM)
 * Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (ROM)
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (ROM)
 * Super Mario 64 DS (ROM)
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (ROM)
 * New Super Mario Bros. (ROM)
 * Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (ROM)
 * Super Mario Kart (ROM)

Video game systems I own

 * Nintendo DS Lite (in Torrance, California)
 * Nintendo Wii (also in Torrance; shared with my father Alan)
 * NES (only as an emulator)
 * SNES (also as an emulator)
 * GBA (emulator)

Goals
Only one:
 * Become an autoconfirmed user

Bonus Zone
Here are some extras that can only be found on my user page!

Kat & Ana's Pet Rescue
This is where I cede the spotlight to the dynamic duo of WarioWare, Inc.: Kat & Ana! Take it away, girls!



Kat: Thanks, User:FireWario! Now let's begin the introduction. I'm Kat, and this is Ana. Welcome to our Pet Rescue!

Ana: This building is a shelter for various creatures both from the streets of Diamond City and from far-away lands who have no place to call home. We take them in, give them a loving environment, and care for them until kind souls come to take them to a new home!

Kat: We don't sell pets; we hold them for adoption. That's much more humane.

Ana: And how!

Kat: Now, without further ado, here are the many wonderful pets you'll find at our Pet Rescue!

Fronk


Ana: These things are CUTE!!!!!..... in a really weird way...

Kat: Native to the Diamond City area, Fronks are small, odd-looking creatures who make cameo appearances in many of WarioWare, Inc.'s microgames. In fact, these are the most common pet in the entire shelter!

Ana: Wow! Unbelievable!

Kat: Oh, believe me, Ana; it's true. Due to their abundancy, Fronks can be adopted for exactly no cost!

Ana: REALLY?!?!?!?!

Kat: Really. Just look at the adoption fee below!

Adoption fee: FREE



Wario: Wow! What a steal!

Koopa


Ana: Turtle-like creatures, eh? Interesting...

Kat: While most of these innocent-looking creatures work for the evil Bowser, the Koopas in the shelter have no affliation whatsoever and were saved from being stomped on by plumbers.



Wario: Oh, sure, Bowser can attempt to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, but the Mario Bros. and I jump on Koopa Troopas, then WE'RE the bad guys!

Ana: Wario...

Kat: Anyway, these plucky Koopas can be adopted for a very low price.

Ana: Yeah! Just look at the adoption fee below!

Adoption fee: 5 coins



Wario: Not too bad... for something I have to pay for.

Cheep-Cheep


Ana: Funny-looking fish... an interesting addition to the animals at the Rescue.

Kat: Over here in the "Aquatic Pets" section, you'll find our Cheep-Cheeps. These fishy friends are best known for their beautiful white fins, which resemble wings.

Ana: Ah, so that's' what makes them look so peculiar!

Kat: Naturally, Cheep-Cheeps come in three different colors. Red ones, the most common, move at a moderate speed & require an average amount of Cheep-Cheep food, or Cheep-Chow. Green Cheep-Cheeps, which aren't as common, move at a slower pace, but need less Cheep-Chow, and the yellow ones are the fastest & eat the most food.

Ana: Yikes! Those yellow Cheep-Cheeps sure are hungry!

Kat: Of course, while they can be adopted just like the rest of the pets at the Rescue, they have to be taken home in water-filled plastic bags since they need water to survive.

Ana: And don't forget to keep their tank in good condition!

Kat: Right as always, Ana! You have to clean algae off the glass, maintain the proper level of pH, and make sure there is enough oxygen for all of your Cheep-Cheeps.

Ana: Yeah, because nobody likes dead fish!

Kat: Of course not! They have to be flushed down the toilet! No offense, Dr. Crygor.



Dr. Crygor: None taken.

Kat: Anyway, these Cheep-Cheeps can be adopted for a fairly low price. Check the adoption fee below.

Adoption fee: 10 coins



Wario: Ah, I can spare 10 coins. After all, I've got the Bottomless Coin Sack! Yep. Stole it back from that darn Captain Syrup. Of course, some not-so-greedy part of me (my conscience) told me to return that Ancient Globe to the museum. Oh well.

Blooper


Ana: Squid-like creatures... how funny-looking.

Kat: Also in the "Aquatic Pets" section, you'll find our Bloopers. These kooky cephalopods come in different sizes, yet they all have the same behaviors & solitary nature.

Ana: Solitary?

Kat: Yes. Whereas Cheep-Cheeps have a school mentality & like to be in groups, Bloopers prefer to swim alone, much like squids, octopi, and other cephalopods.

Ana: Interesting...

Kat: Anyway, Bloopers tend to swim aimlessly around until they spot their prey, for which many plumbers have been mistaken. Whereas some Bloopers can survive on land & float in the air, the ones at the Rescue are all aquatic, which means that they must be kept in tanks just like Cheep-Cheeps.

Ana: Wow! Some Bloopers are like that?

Kat: Yes, but the ones at the Rescue don't.

Ana: (disappointed) Aww...

Kat: Anyway, other than being on their own, Bloopers have special needs. Their diet includes clams, crabs, and small fish. As such, your choices for what to feed your Blooper are limited to three options: scallops, small fish, and Sidesteppers. Also, in order to take one home, you have to put a Blooper in a larger bag than required for Cheep-Cheeps. You can adopt a Blooper for a pretty modest price. See below.

Adoption fee: 20 coins



Wario: Oh, please. I can buy a 2-pound bag of garlic for that much money!

Spiny


Ana: Ouch! Those spikes look painful!

Kat: Back in the "Turtle-like Pets" section with the Koopas, you'll find a huge selection of Spinies. These spiky-shelled quadrupedal Koopas may look threatening on the outside, but they appear to be rather friendly & innocent on the inside.

Ana: Why do Spinies have those painful spiked shells?

Kat: Good question, Ana. The spikes on a Spiny's shell are there for protection. They discourage plumbers from trying to jump on them. Of course, their "spikes" are more like spines than actual spikes, hence the name "Spiny". Even so, they are easily harmed by fire, a weakness often exploited by plumbers powered-up by a Fire Flower, which is the reason why we rescued these poor Spinies.



Wario: (annoyed) Hey...

Kat: There is a significant benefit to befriending a Spiny. If you are attacked by an enemy, like those pesky Goombas, your Spiny will lunge at your foe before they even get a chance to attack you!

Ana: Wow! Incredible!

Kat: It sure is, Ana. It sure is. Of course, they happen to be a bit costly to adopt. See below.

Adoption fee: 25 coins



Wario: 25 coins, eh? What a run for my money!

Buzzy Beetle


Ana: Don't get me wrong, Kat; these things are cute but creepy.

Kat: Also in the "Turtle-like Pets" section are a plethora of Buzzy Beetles. Unlike the Spinies, these tough turtles have amazingly fire-proof shells with no spikes whatsoever. Unfortunately, the lack of spikes allows them to be jumped on by plumbers, which is why we rescued these Buzzy Beetles.



Wario: (growls) Why do you two insist on baggin' on me, my bro. Waluigi, and the famed Mario & Luigi?!

Ana: Hey, we're just saving innocent creatures from animal cruelty. Don't blame us!

Kat: Just like Spinies, however, Buzzy Beetles tend to be helpful to their owners when befriended. If you face a foe who has power over fire, like those darn Fire Bros., your Buzzy Beetle can jump in front of you to block the attack with its fire-proof shell.

Ana: Amazing!

Kat: Of course, that kind of protection comes at a rather high price. In this case, that would be the Buzzy Beetle's adoption fee below.

Adoption fee: 50 coins



Wario: 50 coins? You drive a hard bargain... Do you accept Super Mushrooms in trade?

Kat: Hmmmm... we'll have to think about that.

Wario: Ah, WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ana: Now, why do Buzzy Beetles have those glowing red eyes?

Kat: I don't know, Ana. But you're right, though; that is creepy.

Yoshi


Yoshi: It's nice to see that the underprivileged members of my race have a home!

Ana: Is that the one & only Yoshi? Aww, how cute!

Kat: Now we move on to the main section of the Rescue, also known as the "Terrestrial Pets" section, with the Fronks. Here, you'll find a wide range of adorable Yoshis. And yes, Ana, that's Yoshi, leader of the Yoshis of Yoshi's Island.

Ana: Yes! I knew it!

Kat: Anyway, these Yoshis were rescued from being seared by the Koopa Troop's villainous leader Bowser.



Mario: Way to go-a!

Ana: Huh? Who said that?



Luigi: It was-a my brother Mario.

Ana: Okay, who are you two?

Mario: It's-a me, Mario!

Luigi: And I'm-a Luigi! Number 1!



Wario: Number 1? Hah! More like the "second banana"! You may be able to jump higher than Mario, but he's still more famous than you! Now would you two please GET OUT?!?!?!?!?

Mario: Okey-dokey!

Luigi: Okay...

Ana: What was that for?

Wario: Mario & I are rivals. Bitter rivals. We've been that way ever since I took over his castle while he was busy driving my mercenary Tatanga out of Sarasaland. As for Luigi, he needed to be reminded that he is constantly overshadowed by his brother.

Ana: Wario...

Kat: If that episode is over, guys, then I'll resume my exhibition. Yoshis come in many different colors. In fact, there are far more colors of Yoshi than there are colors of Cheep-Cheeps.

Ana: Really? There are that many Yoshi colors?

Kat: Yes, Ana. Yoshis come in a total of 12 colors: green, red, blue, yellow, pink, light blue, purple, magenta, orange, brown, white, and even black.

Ana: That's a lot of colors! What a rainbow!

Kat: It's a rainbow, all right. Of course, all the Yoshis in the rescue are just babies, and we're hoping that they get adopted before they become adults.

Ana: Just wait 'til your Yoshi is all grown up, though!

Kat: I couldn't have said it better myself, Ana! If you befriend a Yoshi and it fully matures, your prehistoric pal will grow loyal & trustworthy to you. Adult Yoshis will even let their owners ride them as an environmentally-friendly method of transportation!

Ana: And you know how much Kat & I care about the environment!

Kat: Yep, we're quite the environmentalists! But please don't call us "tree-huggers".

Ana: Yeah, that really annoys us.

Kat: Anyway, all Yoshis (except for mean old Boshi) are friendly, regardless of their color. As for their diets, Yoshis happen to be omnivores, even though they prefer fruit over flesh. This gives you a choice between either feeding your Yoshi only fruit, feeding it only animals raised especially for food, or alternating between the two. Of course, there is a rather high adoption fee for Yoshis since they're so special. See below.

Adoption fee: 75 coins



Wario: 75 coins?! That's highway robbery! Why should I pay that much for a Yoshi when I can steal a Yoshi egg and get away with it because I've got the weapons, the money, the lawyers, and therefore the power to do so?

Kat: Wario...

Chomp


Ana: I'm not really sure about these things, Kat... they look rather threatening.

Kat: Also in the "Terrestrial Pets" section, you'll find the last pet we will be discussing: our Chomps! These dog-like creatures look like they have metal skin, but in reality, Chomps are actually made of a substance similar to iron, making them more like magic automatons than actual "creatures".

Ana: You mean they're not real animals?

Kat: That's right, Ana; the Chomps are really just sentient metal constructs.

Ana: Interesting... Tell us more, Kat!

Kat: Despite being living balls of iron, Chomps have many canine qualities, such as barking, a high level of energy, and the traits loyalty & obedience. They are often trained for use as guard dogs, as to protect their owners' property from intruders. Some owners, however, train their Chomps to be retrievers for bringing the newspaper & other odds & ends to them, sled Chomps for pulling sleds, of course, and even *gulp* show Chomps for competing in Chomp shows. (shudders)

Ana: Huh. Who knew Chomps had so many uses? Of course, it's a pity that not all of them are humane.

Kat: Yeah, and it's also a shame that the Chomps that serve as guard dogs are usually chained to a stake, thus being called Chain Chomps.

Ana: Chomps chained to stakes? Oh, the humanity!

Kat: Anyway, Chomps come in four different colors, which is more than the Cheep-Cheeps, but not as much as the Yoshis. Those colors are black, red, blue, and yellow. Naturally, the black Chomps are the most common, whereas those of the other three colors aren't so prevalent. Nevertheless, all Chomps exhibit dog-like behaviors. Of course, there is a common misconception that all Chomps are vicious, especially the chained ones. In reality, however, Chomps are amazingly friendly, just like real dogs, and it's just the ones chained to stakes & that serve as guard dogs doing their jobs. By the way, these Chomps were saved from being dropped into a pit of hot lava by the aforementioned Bowser.

Ana: Yeah, those Chomps were lucky that we happened to be at the scene of the attempted genocide. We saved them just in time!

Kat: Anyway, while most Chomps do what their trained to do, some of them do something completely unexpected when their owners are threatened: protecting their owners!

Ana: Wait, some Chomps do that?

Kat: Yes. Yes they do. Anyway, Chomps are carnivores, meaning, unfortunately, that they must be fed nothing but meat. As such, you have to feed your Chomp things like beef, pork, mutton, and occasionally venison. Alternatively, though, Chomps can simply be fed Chomp food, which has four different varieties, one for each type of meat Chomps usually eat, and is manufactured with those same types of meat. Of course, since Chomps are the rarest pet in the Rescue, they have a significantly high adoption fee. See below.

Adoption fee: 100 coins



Wario: 100 COINS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Phooey! I might as well pay you with a 1-Up Mushroom! At least MY pet Chomp, Chomp, was free of charge! I saved it myself from that tyrant Bowser.

Ana: You're catching on, Wario! Way to stick it to animal cruelty!

Wario: Thank you. Of course, I use his chain as a leash when I give him walks.

Kat: Well, that concludes the tour of our Pet Rescue! Don't forget to adopt a pet on your way out! Back to you, User:FireWario!

Thanks, Kat & Ana! What a thorough exhibition!

Non-Tendo Music
This music can be found outside of any Nintendo-related media. If you want, you can purchase these.

iNSaNiTY
This techno song was produced by two Japanese musicians known only as CircusP & Azuralunar. It is sung by two Vocaloids named Kaito & SF - A2 Miki. The title of this song is iNSaNiTY. Here are the lyrics.

KAITO: *Haaaaaaaaaa, yeah! SF - A2 MIKI: *Huuuuuuuuuu, yeah!
 * Yeah-yeah-yeah!


 * Yeah!


 * Hajime to owari no iranai imi
 * Kono kokoro jouhatsu e to
 * Dare ga hinsei o oboeteru ka?
 * Kyouki no mado kara, sayounara
 * Ko-ko-konnichi
 * Wa-wa-wa, watashi
 * Awanakatta darou?
 * Say-say-sayounara,
 * A-a-a-anata
 * Saa, hanashi shiyou ka?
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Owarenai madoi
 * CaPTiViTY
 * Nigerarenai
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Owarenai madoi
 * CaPTiViTY
 * Odaku ga tsudzukesou


 * Mitsuketa saigo kiesatte yuku
 * Kuro ni nijinde AUTORAIN
 * Makkura yami ni hikari nado nai
 * Kyouki no oku kara, sayounara
 * Ko-ko-konnichi
 * Wa-wa-wa, watashi
 * Awanakatta darou?
 * Say-say-sayounara,
 * A-a-a-anata
 * Saa, hanashi shiyou ka?
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Owarenai madoi
 * CaPTiViTY
 * Nigerarenai
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Owarenai madoi
 * CaPTiViTY
 * Odaku ga tsudzukesou

KAITO: *Haaaaaaaaaa, yeah! SF - A2 MIKI: *Huuuuuuuuuu, yeah!
 * Yeah-yeah-yeah!

KAITO: Ne, doko de atta koto ga nai ka?
 * Ne, itoshii kimi to hanashitai
 * Ne, jikan wa? Kyou wa? Wakaranai
 * Ne! Wasurete shimaeba yokatta
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Yami ka? Hikari ka?
 * iNSaNiTY
 * iNSaNiTY

SF - A2 MIKI: sAnIty
 * Mou mienai kuro
 * pUrIty
 * Motto nagai hibi
 * sAnIty
 * Sore mo shizumanakya
 * sAnIty
 * tte nandesu ka?
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Owarenai madoi
 * CaPTiViTY
 * Nigerarenai
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Fusou shisou desu
 * PSYCHoPaTHY
 * Nonki na jinsei
 * iNSaNiTY
 * Owarenai madoi
 * CaPTiViTY
 * Odaku ga tsudzukesou

KAITO: *iNSaNiTY SF - A2 MIKI: *Huuuuuuuuuuuuuu........... KAITO: *PSYCHoPaTHY SF - A2 MIKI: *Huuuuuuuuuuuuuu........... KAITO: *iNSaNiTY SF - A2 MIKI: *Huuuuuuuuuuuuuu......yeah! KAITO:CaPTiViTY SF - A2 MIKI: Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh........huuuuuuuuu! Starred lines (*) are sung simultaneously at certain points in the song.

Now, without further ado, here is the video for iNSaNiTY.

If you can match the lyrics to the tune, then give yourself a 1-Up!

WxSbIHp8LnQ You can also watch this video on YouTube. Just follow the link below!

[MMD iNSaNiTY PV [Kaito, SF - A2 Miki ] ] Price: 20 coins

Harlem Shake
This song comes from an artist known as Baauer. Its title is Harlem Shake. There's a dance named after this song! It's called The Harlem Shake. Here's the video!

qV0LHCHf-pE You can also watch this on YouTube! Follow the link below!

Baauer - Harlem Shake [Official Audio ]

By the way, here's the lyrics!

FEMALE SINGER: Con los terroristas
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta, ta
 * Ta, ta
 * Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

MALE SINGER: Then do the Harlem Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake

FEMALE SINGER: Con los terroristas MALE SINGER: Ey Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake


 * Ey Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake


 * Ey Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake


 * Shake

FEMALE SINGER: Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta

MALE SINGER: Shake FEMALE SINGER: Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta
 * Ta, ta
 * Ta, ta
 * Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

MALE SINGER: Then do the Harlem Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake

FEMALE SINGER: Con los terroristas MALE SINGER: Ey Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake


 * Shake
 * Shake
 * Shake


 * Ey Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake


 * Ey Shake
 * Shake
 * Ey Shake

I don't know why, though, but for some reason, this song belongs to an offbeat genre known as trap. Price: 40 coins

Gangnam Style
This viral gem was brought stateside courtesy of a South Korean pop star known as PSY. The title of this song is Gangnam Style. Here are the lyrics.

PSY:Oppan Gangnam Style
 * Gangnam Style


 * Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja
 * Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a neun pum gyo gi nun yo ja
 * Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja
 * Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja


 * Na nun sa na ye
 * Na je nun no man kum ta sa ro un gu ron sa na ye
 * Ko pi shik gi do jo ne one shot te ri nun sa na ye
 * Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi to jyo bo ri nun sa na ye
 * Gu ron sa na ye


 * A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
 * Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
 * A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
 * Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
 * Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka


 * Oppan Gangnam Style
 * Gangnam Style
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
 * Gangnam Style
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
 * Eh... Sexy lady
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
 * Eh... Sexy lady
 * Op op op op
 * Eh eh eh eh eh eh
 * Jong su ke bo wi ji man nol ten no nun yo ja
 * I te da shi pu myon mu ko ton mo ri pu nun yo ja
 * Ga ryot ji man wen man han no chul boda ya han yo ja
 * Gu ron gam gak jo gin yo ja


 * Na nun sa na ye
 * Jom ja na bo wi ji man nol ten no nun sa na ye
 * Te ga dwe myon wan jon mi cho bo ri nun sa na ye
 * Gun yuk bo da sa sa ngi ul tung bul tu ngan sa na ye
 * Gu ron sa na ye


 * A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
 * Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
 * A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
 * Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
 * Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka


 * Oppan Gangnam Style
 * Gangnam Style
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
 * Gangnam Style
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style


 * Eh... Sexy lady
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
 * Eh... Sexy lady
 * Op op op op
 * Eh eh eh eh eh eh
 * Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
 * Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
 * Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
 * Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
 * You know what I'm saying


 * Oppan Gangnam Style
 * Eh eh eh eh eh eh
 * Eh... Sexy lady
 * Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
 * Eh... Sexy lady
 * Op op op op
 * Eh eh eh eh eh eh


 * Oppan Gangnam Style

And here's the official music video!

9bZkp7q19f0 You can also watch it on YouTube by following this link!

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) M/V Price: 80 coins

PokéShop
This is the only place on the MarioWiki where you can find Pokémon. Here are some examples. You can even purchase these!

Pikachu


Guess who? It's Pikachu! The mascot of the Pokémon series!

Native to the Kanto region of the Pokémon world, this Electric-type Pokémon is a rodent-like creature with yellow fur. It has long ears with black tips, black eyes with white pupils, a mouth that resembles a sideways "3", two red circles on its cheeks, five digits on its "hands" & three on its feet, two brown stripes on its back, a tail shaped like a Zigzag-styled lightning bolt, and a patch of brown fur at the base of its tail.

Naturally, Pikachu is capable of firing electricty from their cheeks & tails. The latter method is used for releasing excess energy, while the former method is used for obtaining & rosting Berries, defending themselves from hostile creatures, and battling other Pokémon. Despite their penchant for destroying electrical equipment, Pikachu are quite popular as pets, since they need hardly any exercise to maintain their well-being & instead require only periodical discharging of built-up electricity. Also, its ears give Pikachu an acute sense of hearing, and it can even understand human speech better than dogs!

A staple of a Pikachu's diet is the aforementioned Berries, which are what Pikachu eat in the wild. Domesticated Pikachu, however, can eat a variety of other food, such as generic Pokémon food, Real World foodstuffs such as cupcakes, acorns, mushrooms, corn (which, in Pikachu's case, becomes popcorn), carrots, onions, herbs, apples, and bananas, various types of human food, and even things like power lines, telephone poles, and electrical wires (which wild Pikachu may also eat).

Since Pikachu are popular but relatively uncommon, they would typically be priced at 620 Pokémon coins, or 12,400 Poké ( 12,400). Here, however, you can obtain a Pikachu for only 15 Mario coins! That's 300 in Pokémon math.

Togepi


In this next part of the PokéShop, you'll find a Normal-type Pokémon known as Togepi. This Pokémon is small, light, and yellow, with a round body that is still encased in its eggshell, which is marked by red & blue shapes. Its hands lack digits, while its feet have two toes. It also has semi-ovular, brown pads on the soles of its feet. Togepi even have black eyes & five spikes on their heads, arranged in a pattern that somewhat resembles a crown.

Togepi are capable of excreting poison from their spikes despite being Normal-type. They can also retract their bodies into their eggshells, although this ability is only used for sleeping. Togepi can even drain the positive energy of others & transfer the energy to those who need it. In spite of these abilities, however, they are remarkably oblivious to danger, requiring extensive care in order to keep them safe. Taking good care of a Togepi will not only maintain its well-being but also bring you great joy.

Togepi have no known diet, but many of them have been shown to eat fruit. As pets, Togepi also crave ice cream. Of course, Togepi are extremely rare, even in their native region of Johto. As such, they'd normally cost 24,800, but here at the PokéShop, they're only 600, or, in Mario math, 30 coins!

Ralts


Over here is the Psychic-type Pokémon Ralts. This Pokémon, which resembles a human, has a white body with legs that give it the appearance of wearing a dress. Ralts also has a green "helmet" with two red horns, a large horn in the front & a smaller one in the back. The "helmet" conceals a pair of melancholy eyes. This serves as an indicator of its timid nature.

Using its horns, Ralts can sense the emotions of people & other Pokémon. If it senses hostility, then it will hide itself from others in the vicinity. However, it is senses optimism, then Ralts will gain the courage to overcome a threat. It will become cheerful & joyous if you are in a good mood. Ralts will even warm up if its horns capture Pokémon & people's warm feelings.

In order to keep your Ralts happy, you must maintain a positive attitude. Otherwise, if you have negative feelings, it will shy away from you. Ralts do not need to be fed, however, making them ideal pets. In fact, when a Ralts is happy, it will make you happy! Of course, their rarity (even in their native region, Hoenn) prices them at 37,200. Here in the PokéShop, however, they are only 900, or 45 coins!

Starly


Moving on to the 2nd floor, you'll find a Normal-and-Flying-type Pokémon known as Starly. This bird-like Pokémon has a brownish-gray body, a black head, wings colored black only on the underside, a white face, black eyes with white pupils (just like Pikachu's), an orange beak with a black tip, a white spot on its chest, two orange feet, and three tail feathers, two black feathers on the sides & a white one in-between them.

Despite their small size, Starly can flap their wings quite powerfully. However, they are laid-back in nature and are very sociable, although conflict does arise from a group of them getting too big. Starly's calls are very strident, allowing members of a group to easily find each other if they get separated. Their diet consists mainly of small bugs. However, they are also capable of eating nuts & Berries.

Though common in their native region of Sinnoh, Starly are typically priced at 49,600. At the PokéShop, however, they're only 1,200! That's 60 coins in Mario math!

Oshawott


Last but not least is my favorite starter Pokémon, Oshawott! Native to the Unova region, this Water-type Pokémon, which resembles a sea otter, has a light blue body with a "collar" of bubble shapes, a white head with dark blue ears & a face with dark brown eyes, a dark orange nose, and freckles on the sides implying short whiskers, white hands that lack digits (just like Togepi's), dark blue feet with three toes, a rudder-shaped dark blue tail, a pair of fangs that can only be seen when its mouth open, and a pale yellow seashell in the center of its torso. This shell, which is made out of keratin, is called a scalchop.

In battle, Oshawott's scalchop is its primary tool for both offense & defense. For the latter, the scalchop is used solely as a shield, while for the former, it can be used either as a boomerang (for long-range attacking) or a sword (for getting up close & personal). Outside of battle, however, Oshawott use their scalchop for breaking open hard Berries. This is their main food source; however, Oshawott can also eat other types of Pokémon food. Their fangs suggest that they can even eat small fish.

Like other starters, Oshawott are rarer than any other Pokémon. This makes them the rarest Pokémon in the PokéShop. Such rarity would price them at 62,000, but instead they're available at the PokéShop for just 1,500 (100 coins).

Well, that's all for the PokéShop! Feel free to window-shop, browse & checkout, or whatever you want here! Just don't steal money from the cash register. The Patrollers & I are cracking down on that.

Mario's 'Shroomporium
Once again, I cede the spotlight, this time to everyone's favorite plumber!

Mario: Thanks so much-a! It's-a me, Mario! Welcome to my-a 'Shroomporium! Here you'll find a variety of-a Mushrooms that can-a be found all over the Mushroom World-a! Don't-a be alarmed-a, though;we don't-a carry any of-a Bowser's Poison Mushrooms, so you can-a rest easy about-a that-a!

Super Mushroom


Mario: Ah yes, the good ol' Super Mushroom! This magic fungus will-a make whoever eats it grow twice as big as they originally were! Of course, it only does-a this when you've-a shrunk because you've either been hit by a member of-a the Koopa Troop or accidentally eaten a Poison Mushroom-a. If you're-a full size, however, you will simply gain an energy boost. It will even restore your strength if you're-a feeling weak & feverish! And best of all, it only costs-a 12 coins!

1-Up Mushroom


Mario: Here is-a the rarest of the : the 1-Up Mushroom-a! If you or a friend or family member passes out, this healing item will instantly revive you-a! Also, if you scoff one down while you're-a still conscious, you'll gain an Extra Life, or 1-Up, which means that if you pass out, you'll instantly come back to life-a after just a few seconds-a! How amazing is that-a? Of course, you'd expect-a this to be quite expensive-a, but instead, you can-a buy one for just-a 24 coins!

NOTE: There is a stronger variety called the 1-Up Deluxe-a. Not only will it-a revive you or give you an Extra Life-a, but it will also restore-a you to full health-a! They look exactly like the regular ones, so if the 1-Up Mushroom you get-a is really a 1-Up Deluxe, then-a consider yourself lucky-a!

Bee Mushroom


Mario: This is-a one of the more unusual Mushrooms: the Bee Mushroom-a! This funny-looking fungus will grant whoever eats it the abilities of a bee-a! That includes-a flight & the ability-a to scale walls made of honeycomb-a! You'll even be able to-a stand on flowers & clouds-a! And you can buy this-a Mushroom for the low-a price of 36 coins!

Boo Mushroom


Mario: Here's another different-looking Mushroom-a: the Boo Mushroom! If you eat-a this freaky fungus, you will transform into a Boo version of yourself-a! As a Boo, you'll be able to float in-a the air & pass through certain types of walls-a! Watch out-a for lights & other Boos, however; the latter are attracted-a to you in Boo form and contact with both will render you human again-a. This Mushroom can-a be yours for only 48 coins-a!

Mini Mushroom


Mario: This Mushroom happens to be a double-edged sword-a. I give you... the Mini Mushroom-a! Eating this size-reducing fungus will make you shrink down to the size of a pin-a! Upon being shrunk, you'll gain access to many places that you couldn't reach at your full size-a. You will also be able to-a jump off enemies (without defeating them, however-a) and walk on-a water, since the Mini Mushroom makes you-a smaller than the Poison Mushroom does-a; so small, in fact, that you'll be remarkably light-a! You'll even be able to run up (and-a down) walls without having to use a Triangular Block-a! Unfortunately, however, being Mini is full of-a dangers: one hit-a from an enemy, and you're-a done for. Despite this weakness, the Mini Mushroom is quite useful for-a getting into hard-to-reach spaces to retrieve lost belongings-a. And it's available for purchase at just-a 72 coins!

Rock Mushroom


Mario: Here is another one-a of the weirder Mushrooms: the rock-hard Rock Mushroom-a! Whoever eats-a this stone fungus will don clothing made entirely out of rock-a! In Rock form-a, you'll be able to roll yourself into a Boulder-a, allowing you to jump, roll around, flatten enemies, and-a destroy purple crystals to obtain items from-a them. This form also gives-a you protection from lava, making it safe for you to walk or roll through-a! And best of all, the Rock Mushroom is only 84 coins-a!

Propeller Mushroom


Mario: This is another different kind of-a Mushroom. It's-a called the Propeller Mushroom-a! Eat one of-a these, and you'll find yourself in a special jumpsuit with a propeller helmet-a! With the suit on, you'll be able to take-a to the skies in a manner similar to the Propeller Block-a! Just spin around to take flight & spin again-a to stay aloft-a! Of course, this Mushroom is so great-a that it costs just-a 96 coins!

Golden Mushroom


Mario: Here is a certain treasure hunter's favorite Mushroom: the Golden Mushroom-a! While not as uncommon as the 1-Up Mushroom, this gilded fungus is quite-a rare in the Mushroom Kingdom. Whoever eats it will not only have their-a strength restored, but they will also gain-a the ability to temporarily run at a breakneck pace-a! If you're-a lucky, the Golden Mushroom will also give you a lump sum of-a coins, fattening up both-a you and your wallet-a! However, the Golden Mushroom is quite costly to purchase, since it costs-a 108 coins.

Mega Mushroom


Mario: Behold... the greatest Mushroom of them all-a: the Mega Mushroom! This bulky fungus will make whoever eats it grow to a tremendous size-a, clothing & all! As a towering giant, you'll be able to crush anything in your path-a, including even the largest & toughest of enemies! This will make you invulnerable to any attack whatsoever-a! It doesn't last very long, however-a, so do as much-a damage as you can-a in order to earn plenty of 1-Up Mushrooms! Of course, the Mega Mushroom happens to be the most expensive Mushroom in the 'Shroomporium, with a hefty price of 120 coins-a.

Well, that's all of my inventory-a! Back to you, User:FireWario!

Why thank you, Mario!

Fire Spotlight
This is where I showcase other users who deserve more recognition than those so-called Sysops give them. This year's tragically underappreciated user is:

Fawfulfury65



This March, Fawfulfury65 was unfairly demoted from Sysop to Autopatrolled just because she had been inactive for a while. She's made tons of contributions to the MarioWiki! She doesn't deserve the demotion she's gotten! Come on, Sysops; give her a break! Make her one of you again! I don't know about you, but I actually appreciate all she's done for the MarioWiki. Just look at this userbox!

If her Edit Count is worthy of administration, then so should this user!

So, hear my words, Steve; Make Fawfulfury65 a Sysop again!

Friend Userbox
You want my friend userbox? Well, here you go! I hope you use it!