User:Mr Squid

'''Hello! I am Mr Squid! I am (obviously) a Mario fan/air conditioner! I write for The 'Shroom, doing Guess that Game! in the fun stuff section and Travel Guide in Fake News. I usually do small edits on different articles, in particular stuff to do with Mario Sports Mix or Yoshi's Woolly World.

Favourites

 * Characters: Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Usain Bolt, Yoshi, Yoshi, Toad, Yoshi, Mr Squid, Yoshi, Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshi, Wario, Yoshi, Yoshi, Light Blue Yoshi
 * Enemies: Blooper, Wiggler, Cheep Cheep, Lakitu
 * Games: New Super Mario Bros. U, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Sports Mix, Mario Party 10
 * Mariowiki: Writing for The 'Shroom

Quotes
"Stop playing Gold Digger in real life!"

- User:Mr Squid

"You stole my Yoshi! I don't like you anymore!"

- User:Mr Squid

What playing Super Mario Bros. games with more than one player is like

 * Stop bubbling! You make us lose!
 * Why do you always take the power-up? You are selfish!
 * You are an idiot! We could have won if you didn't jump over that hole!
 * Why didn't you save the game! Now we have to start all over again!
 * Let me go first!
 * Stop ground-pounding on me!
 * Stop calling me a reindeer-face!
 * You stole my yoshi! I hate you!
 * It's all your fault!

Articles I Created
These do not include redirects.
 * Sherbet Sea
 * Rowdy Raft
 * Fire Mountain (Mario Sports Mix)
 * Present Box

Staff Test
Do this simple test to decide what staff position you should be on this wiki. Get 9-10 right and you should be a porpreitrttor (how do you spell it?). 7-8 is an admin, 5-6 is a patroller, 1-4 is just a user and 0 right is a vandaliser.


 * Why did the toad cross the road?
 * Why did the boo cross the road?
 * Why did Wario cross the road?
 * Why did the cheep cheep cross the road?
 * Why did Princess Peach cross the road?
 * Why did the chicken cross the road?
 * Why did the chicken cross the road?
 * Why did the chicken cross the road?
 * Why did the chicken cross the road?
 * Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answers:

Character Nicknames

 * Mario = Mama
 * Luigi = Lulu
 * Yoshi = Yoyo
 * Wario = Wawa
 * Peach = Peepee
 * Bowser = Bobo
 * Lakitu = Lala
 * Cheep Cheeps = Cheepys

Zee Four Toads

 * Bed Toad
 * Mean Toad
 * Loo Toad
 * Hello Toad

Trivia

 * I actually know and memorised 46 decimal places of pi  3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841977169399
 * I was November 2016's Inkling of the Month on Inkipedia!
 * The 30th of December 2016 was the day I did the most edits.
 * I dislike toothpaste.

Cheeseburger problems
Important The standards for what is appropriate for user pages have not changed. Please keep these boxes positive and related to your Mario experience (favorite game, console, what you like to do on the wiki, etc.). Thank you for remembering what the wiki is about. Is that true? I'll change it so I can write about cheeseburgers. UNimportant The standards for what is appropriate for user pages have changed. Please keep these boxes  positive negative and related to your  Mario real life experience' (favorite vegetable, favourite cheeseburger, favourite tomato ketchup etc.). No thank you for remembering what the wiki is not about. That's better now! '''YOU👉 have been blocked from editing the Super Mario Wiki for making userboxes sbout cheeseburgers and geometry and photosynthesis and albatrosses! 'Your Whole userbox tower will be removed. Uh-Oh