MarioWiki:BJAODN

The Bad Jokes and other deleted nonsense archive is the Mariowiki highly-daring, highly controversial special archive! It's purpose? To document Bad Writing: the most amusing and badly thought-out written text in the world!

On a more serious note, the BJAODN archive was created as a way of storing vandalism and general poor writing that users consider to be humorous. The archive is open for anyone to edit, as long as the added content answer one golden criteria: It must be funny.

Before you edit, please read these few rules:


 * This is not a general vandalism archive. It is true that what may be considered "humorous", but common sense should play a part here. The Mario page being replaced with something along the lines of "MARIO IS A (Insert swear word here)" is not funny, it's stupid and obnoxious. Use your brain! Also, only articles and "joke" proposals are allowed in the archive. No user talk thing.
 * In no way there should be an edit war about removing a specific section. As said earlier, everyone has different criteria for what is humorous. However, there is an exception: If something you wrote happen to be archived, you can remove it if you find it offending. However, you shouldn't be offended about something you wrote being archived. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and beside, we are laughing at the writing itself, not the writer.

Now, let's the nonsense begin! (Aggressively)

Courtyard
[...]Luigi entered the Courtyard after defeating the evil phantasm Bogmire.[...]

The Dinosaurs
[...]The Dinosaurs are a group of, as the name indicates,inhabiting Diamond City[...]

(It should be noted that, unlike what the article says, the Dinosaurs are not prehistoric monsters: They are a Pizza chain.)

Fly (Charizard)
The same as kirby's iflate.

Shy Guy
Yoshi is the main enemy of the Shy Guy clan. Yoshi has more abilities than an alone Shy Guy, making easy for him eat it and turning it in an egg. In the sports games, Shy Guy and Yoshi don't show any rivalry.

Mario is another Shy Guys's enemy. In Super Mario Bros. 2 Mario has to defeat the Shy Guy clan to defeat Wart. In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario (as Baby Mario) rides Yoshi and fight with the Bowser army (including Shy Guys) to rescue his brother Luigi (as Baby Luigi). Mario and Shy Guys's rivalry isn't too hard in recent games.

In many games Bowser is the leader of the Shy Guy clan. The Shy Guys work for Bowser trying to do bad things, but they aren't bad.

Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader.

(The humorous thing about this is that it's a relationship section about a species, but written like the Shy Guys were a single character. It would be like writing about the relation between various things Mario eat in the Paper Mario series.)

Luigi
[...] ...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario. [...]

Pirate Goomba
Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba.

Old Man Skoo
[...]It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa. [...]

(Using this logic, King K. and [[King K. Rool may be related because they have similar names.)

Brobot L-Type
[...]Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64. [...]

Airship
[...]Flying ships that are probably Airships will appear in the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy. A screenshot shows various Airships flying through space. It is unknown if these ships really are Airships or some other kind of flying ship.[...]

(So, are they airship or not?)

Koopaling
[...] How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World. [...]

("Sickest Typo I ever saw." - User:Sir Grodus)

1 Player Luigi Game
1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi."

Orange Yoshi
[...] |An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors. [...]

Snufit Ball
A Snufit Ball is a small black orb that Snufits spit out of their tubular mouths at Mario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS. They can easily be avoided, but will hurt Mario by one damage point if he touches them.

Mario Bros. (Stage)
It's a brawl stage.

(Very informative.)

Condor
Go to Klepto for more info.

Lucas
[...]Lucas may be related to Snufit Ball, as the first part of the names start with the "oo" sound. Whether Miyamoto planned this, or if it is just a weird coincidence.[...]

Tiptron MK. II
[...]His name is a reference to Custom Robo.[...]

(Is the real-world Panzer MK IV tank me a reference to Custom Robom too?)

The Impossible? maze
[...]The Impossible? Maze is the 4th extra level of Super Mario Advance 3:Yoshi's island. It,obviously,seems impossible-however it IS possible, no doubt.[...]

("Uh, yeah..." - User:Time Q)

Mario (Species)
Mario (species)

Marios are identical mustachioed human race who love to play with each other, or any Nintendo characters including the real Mario. They first appear in the upcoming game called, Mario's Mirror Mania where he is divided into eight of them with many colors.

Biology

A Mario's best feature is his moustache, which keeps him cute and playful. While playing with him, you'll pull his moustache, stretch it back and let it go to drive him nuts. Just like Mario, his species use to jump, run, slide and kick their way. They probably hug and take care of each other while they have white gloves, along with their color. Marios also have eyes, these are related to Mario's. He himself has blue, and the others' have different colored, except for the others in Super Smash Bros Brawl.



Outfit Pigment

The color of their hat and shirt can be anything, even black and white. They can change their color by grabbing a fireflower, and yet their colors are related to Yoshis or the Neopets from the Neopets website. In the Super Smash Bros series, a player changes one of a Mario's five or six colors when they chose him. In the upcoming game Mario's Mirror Mania, Marios had abilities depending on their color and Mirror Mushrooms. If a Pink Mario gets a Mirror Mushroom, it could hurl love-hearts at foes. If a Green Mario gets a Mirror Mushroom, it could use earthquake. Their overalls' color is in conjuction with their clothes, except their pair of brown shoes; a red Mario has blue overalls, a blue Mario has pink overalls, ect.

Peti pirhana
Peti is an Flower who is very good at being bad! He has recently appeared in mario strikers charged football. He is not a very nice flower because mario was not nice to him, that was when luigi turned against mario. He is rarely with maro now, he is with bowser!

Good Egg Galaxy
[...]good egg galaxy is the place where the ops who wont ban me for spamming chat's decapited heads lie on stakes[...]

N64
[...]The Controller is highly unique in the fact that it has three handles, instead of two as most controls(and most human beings' number of hands[...]

Hary Blackstone Jr.
Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!.[...]

Dodo
[...]However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss. [...]