User:Glowsquid

 StatusBack from a vacation trip. Expect this userpage to be overhauled soon.



IF YOU TAKE THIS USER LEAVING THREAT SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO BE SHOT.

Hello, I could bore/scare you with bad writting and grammar faults, but I decided to spare you of that intstead.

Apart from Mario, I am also a fan of the folowing franchise:


 * Gradius
 * Metal Slug
 * R-Type
 * Darius
 * Transformers

Bonne Lecture.

Intro
We all have to begin with something, have we? Anyway, I've joined on February 13 2007, my first edit was on Talk: Baby Wario.

How I came here? I'm not too sure... I remmember seeing a link to here in Wikipedia Swanky Kong page and I came here. I didn't suscribe until a long time, thought. I was on the forum some times before on the wiki.

My history with Mario
My first Mario related Mario experience was Super Mario World. I remmember that I coul'dnt get to Yoshi the first time you got him, I was such a noob. After sme year as a braindead Sega/Microsoft fanboy. I evventually renewed with Mario by playing Super Mario Sunshine.

Like/dislike
Like:
 * Well written and long article.
 * Contributing user.
 * Cheese.

Dislike:
 * Oversocialysing. (I have no qualm with having a little chat from time to time, but some dude here push it a bit TOO far.)
 * User who come here just to chat and fill up the wiki with shoddy sprite comic.
 * SPAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * One sentence article. ("Pirate Goomba is a Pirate Goomba.")
 * "Creative" sub-header. (The one on Yoshi are neat, but the Donkey Kong one are retarded, "Monkey Love"? Gimme me a break.)
 * "Fill in the spot" style article. Example: (Insert Name here) is a character in (Insert Game name here), he's a (Insert playing style here.) type. He's partnered with (Insert Name here.). I think you get the idea.
 * All those "per-X" vote at the proposal, for me, it's pretty much an easy way of saying "Ah! That guy said a lot of text I don't understand! I Think I should agree with him to look smart!"

Writing Style
I am not a writter, far from that. I usually correct minor thing like spelling or linking. Rarely I write from scratch, and if I do, it usually suck, like this section.

Random Thing

 * I actually think User:A Link To The Past is not the ultimate form of evilness.
 * I menaced leaving... thrice, and each times I returned. Stupid "one more edit" thing.
 * My 1000th edit was on Mario Artist.

Non Nintendo character I like






What Other Users think of Me.
Note: This is for laugh only, I swear every of those quotes are real, thought. and uh, it contain swears, you have been warned kiddies.

Tasty Flames
 I hate you! -Fg

You are so mean -Fg

'' I hate you! '' -Fg and Max2

... -Too many User wiki guy to list.

Gofer: Good Friend, Bad grammar. -Xzelion

Gofer, slave of the slave. - Uniju

Toadbert101 dislike Gofer. -Toadbert101

Gofer, you be a meanie. -Toadbert101

I don't call anyone stupid, even Gofer. -3Dejong

Uniju, Tell Snack I don't hate him and that Gofer is an idiot. -Xzelion

Yeah, we hate you Gofer! -Fg

SHUT UP! -Fg

I think you hate me gofer... WAAAAAHHHH!!!! -Fg

 You gus are monster! - Master Crash

Someone replaced fun with flame in your book. - Plumber

''i'm not going back. Not while people like Xz and Gofer are there. '' -Max2

''I know they (Read:Me and Xzelion) just hate me because I have "young instincts" and an imagination larger than my brain. They are both the opposites''

-Max2

''No but you have been stupider than him once before.... you even once sid you had an army of tellitubbies...''

- Mr. Vruet.

Your personality is Arrogant

- Uniju

SHUT UP GLOWING SQUID -LuigiBros2

Idiot, no one will ever be fooled.

- Uniju

''Glowsquid... You're an idiot!'' -Pokemon DP

''He is also good at making enimes because he is hard to talk to. '' -Duuummmy.

Your attempts at funniness are not funny anymore, Glowsquid  -Uniju

F*** -Uniju

'' "Being an @r$hole is fun!" I already knew YOUR an @$$hole'' -Uniju

You're too late, O great thing of impertinence and common sense. -3Dejong

"No offence but it looks kinda gangsta." -Fg on the avatar I am using on the forum. -WTH? -Xzelion reaction to the above message.

"Glowy, just the thought of you doing ANY type of dance could put Hitler in a coma. Seriously. " -Max2

"Ok, so you're a lazy b*****rd and don't know what he does. Thus, no oppose. Marionic XD UR LAME GLOWSQUID" -Marionic

" if they (The videos found on this userpage.) were picked by you, they can't be funny " -Max2

"Glowy is always negative Ignore him and he will jump off a cliff joppefully." -Max2

sht up. -Alphacalw11

You guys are all hopeless. -ChaosNinji to me, Uniju and Plumber.

Why don't you shut-up? -Uniju

''Maka, 3D, Blitz... All they can do is complain. '' -Uniju

''Well, now you can know for a fact that yes i do hate you. '' -Xzelion

15:51, 8 December 2007 Xzelion (Talk | contribs | block) blocked "Blitzwing (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Being Weird.) (unblock)  -Xzelion on the chat.

You laugh your ass of at everything simply for the sake of insulting things, so whats the difference -Uniju

SHUT THE FUCK UP BLITZ  -AlphaClaw

''don't etdit my fucking userpages, you peice of shit form my mothers vagina! '' -Optimus 35, after I posted the welcome template on his user talkpage.

''Sometimes, you really do scare me... '' -Xzelion

''Blitzwing, the simple fact that you said something makes it funny. '' -Uniju

''Were you put here to torture me? '' -Pokemon DP

''Random insult of the day: Blitz is el weirdo who likes pattycakes. '' -Wayoshi

Meaningless Praise
''Gofer: A good guy. A random guy. An itellectual guy. A sarcastic guy. A good guy. ''

- 3Dejong.

Glowsquid: Great guy, good friend, awesome video game taste, and awesome name!

-Pokemon DP

''Uniju is not amused. Uniju is never amused. Uniju being amused, is like Glowsquid being NOT funny.''

- Uniju

''Glowsquid is a pattroler? Finally he gets what he deserves.'' - Plumber

You rock Squid. -Toadbert101

Squid rock. -Plumber

Nice new name, Blitz of Flaming Rabid Glorious Bad Grammar. - 3Dejong

''How come you're so clever especially at your age, that you know words like exasperate, priority, perspective, incumbent, circumstances,etc. just to name a few and did you take lots of lesson during your lifetime? '' -Fg
 * Yes Fg I did, its called school, you should try it sometime.

-Xzelion, after I quoted the above text.

''You, sir, are awesome! :D '' -Pokemon DP

''You're probably the best choice, Blitz. ''
 * I agree with that, Chaos.

-ChaosNinji and Ghost Jam on who should be a patroller.

''Yes, I am not funny. But Blitzwing sure is XD. -Lady Boo Ann, after I jokingly stated that I wanted to see a story about two walls faling in love with each other.

What the..? (Too weird to clasify)
''Gofer, you may be (very) strange, but, don't leave. You're sorta... kinda... very very very very little bit of cool. very very very very very little bit. but still. '' -Max2

IT'S A ROCK BLITZWING, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT! -ChaosNinji, referencing the Super Mario World Cartoon.
 * Blitz is cool enough to have made it.

-Uniju

''I wish I was like you, Blitz! >____> ''. -Pokemon DP.

Blitzwing you're starting to sound like Fg...and its scares me -Xzelion

''you're a pathetic excuse for an user, I like Fg better than you and thats saying alot.. JK.'' -Xzelion

Dumb Writting
"Yoshi is the main enemy of the Shy Guy clan. Yoshi has more abilities than an alone Shy Guy, making easy for him eat it and turning it in an egg. In the sports games, Shy Guy and Yoshi don't show any rivalry.

Mario is another Shy Guys's enemy. In Super Mario Bros. 2 Mario has to defeat the Shy Guy clan to defeat Wart. In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario (as Baby Mario) rides Yoshi and fight with the Bowser army (including Shy Guys) to rescue his brother Luigi (as Baby Luigi). Mario and Shy Guys's rivalry isn't too hard in recent games.

In many games Bowser is the leader of the Shy Guy clan. The Shy Guys work for Bowser trying to do bad things, but they aren't bad.

Wart is the original leader of the Shy Guy in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Doki Doki Panic. These are the only Mario games where Wart is shown at Shy Guys's leader."

- Shy Guy

A relationship section... for a SPECIES? OK.

"...Most fans are pretty sure that Luigi hates King Boo a lot because of Boos seem to be his worst fear or the fact that King Boo captured Mario."

- Luigi

Luigi is scared by Boos? Oh my..!

"Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba"

- Pirate Goomba

That actually was an article, I am not making this up.

"Harry Blackstone Jr. (June 30, 1934 – May 14, 1997) (occasionally shortened to simply Blackstone) is a famous, currently deceased magician who has appeared in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!."

- Harry Blackstone Jr.

"Currently decceased"?

"However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss"

- Dodo

We are an encyclopedia about Mario, not a repository of health-advice for fictionnal character.

"It is also unknown what species Old Man Skoo was during his lifetime, although the instance of "koo" in his name may suggest that he was a Koopa."

- Old Man Skoo

King K. and King K. Rool must be in-fact hidden coussins! I mean, they have "King" and "K" in their names!

"Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64."

- Brobot L-Type

OK.

"Flying ships that are probably Airships will appear in the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy. A screenshot shows various Airships flying through space. It is unknown if these ships really are Airships or some other kind of flying ship."

- Airship

So.... Are they airships or not?

"How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World."

- Koopaling

"Sickest Typo I ever saw" - Sir Grodus

COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

"== 1 PLayer Luigi Game== 1. First, use the select button or minus button to choose 2 Player Game on the title screen. 2. When the game begins run Mini Mario straight into the Goomba. He will lose a life. 3. Then you'll be able to play as Luigi. 4. If Luigi loses a life you will switch back to Mario. Just keep having Mario lose a life until he gets a Game Over. Then continue on as Luigi.""

- Super Mario Bros

Oh my! That's genius! Why didn't I thought of that earlier?

"An Orange Yoshi later reappeared in Yoshi's Island DS, and was only playable on the sixth level of each world. Many people mistake this Orange Yoshi with the Brown Yoshi, who was playable on the sixth level of each world in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. However, Orange Yoshi and Brown Yoshi are two different Yoshi colors."

- Orange Yoshi

I understand we need to carter to a daltonian readership, but no need to insult their intelligence.

MOAR QUOTES!
-"I see incompetence breeds even more incompetence." -Megatron

-"Such heroic nonsense." -Megatron

-"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." -Ultra Magnus

-Freedom is the right of all sentient being. -Optimus Prime

Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, OOOOO, suddenly you've gone too far!"  -Professor Farnsworth

-''TO ME DREAMWAVE WAS MORE THAN JUST A WORD. IT'S MEANING TO ME FULLFILLS ALL OF WHAT I BELIEVE IN. SUCCESS, LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, HOPES ANS WISHES. WHEN ALL IS BAD HUMANS EXCLUDE THEMSELVES FROM REALITY ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES IN THE REALM OF DREAMS. BECAUSE HERE IN OUR DREAMS WE FIND THE FREEDOM FROM THE SHACKLES THAT THIS SOCIETY HAS LOCKED US IN REALITY.'' - The superstar artist

-''Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes'' - -Seanbaby

''In a masterstroke of UPN programming brilliance, Dilbert follows Shasta McNasty, a show geared toward viewers who are... how can I say this... very likely to die in bowling ball cleaning machine accidents. Fortunately, Shasta is a filthy and sophomoric show, so it will corner the market on perverts and unsupervised minors. It's a perfect lead-in audience for an animated Dilbert TV show. If you don't understand that, you will never be a television executive.''

-Scott Adams about the Timeslot used for the Dilbert animated series.

''"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." '' -A Japanese traffic sign

Youtube Videos
Warning: Some of these videos might be innapropriate.

Those naughty Go-Bots.
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Ugh. I alway knew those saturday morning cartoons were evils.

How to wreck drama with awful voice acting, Lesson 1.
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This is a sad, sad reminder of what voice acting used to be like.

How to wreck dramatic tension with awful voice acting, Lesson 2.
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The rest of this games is completly awesome, thought.

The most epic flash-animation, ever.
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"Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences is yet another example of the ridiculously poor fan-fiction based off videogames available on the internet. Similar to Doom 3 – Repercussions of Evil, it features nearly all facets of an abysmal piece of fan-fiction, such as a superfluous protagonist the writer made up for the story, copious spelling and grammatical errors, a completely incoherent plot that’s nearly impossible to follow, and a tenuous grasp of the subject matter that makes the viewer question if the writer’s even played the game. HL:FLC is a piece of fan-fiction based on the Half-Life 2 game that follows the story of John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s motorcycle-riding brother, as he makes his way to Ravenholm to assist Gordon in fending off an a mysterious “final boss” (who’s given no description whatsoever), fighting various enemies along the way. The story is an abomination wrought by a writer who goes by “squirrelking”, and can be read in full here."

Description taken from that wiki.

Why you should NEVER let an obscure dubbing compagny dubbing your cartoon, part 1.
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"Transformers:Headmasters" was a japanese series that continuated from where the old Transformers cartoon ended it never received an official north American location, however, the Singapore compagny "RTM:" dubbed the series for Start Tv.

As you can see, something went horribly wrong.

Why you should NEVER let an obscure dubbing compagny dubbing your cartoon, part 2.
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"I am going to betray you, goodbye."

"I'm going to totally destroy you along with Earth."

Why you should NEVER let an obscure dubbing compagny dubbing your cartoon, part 3.
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"Darn that Soundwave!"

"Billy, are you alright?

-Not really, find the power pack!"