User:Ray Trace

''Baby Luigi KNOWS who's looking on my userpage!! It's very creepy, isn't it?

''

"But, the problem is there is no problem!"

- Wario

"If Baby Weegee(Luigi) must escape, he must jump out of castle!"

- Baby Luigi

(if you want to learn about me, just scroll all the way down 'til you see "My Brief Description"

This here is Baby Luigi. I think of him having powers of ice but that's what I think. He first appeared in Yoshi's Island, but look where he is now. I guess Nintendo were finally a little bit more pleasant, but not nice yet to Baby Luigi as they gave him a playable role. He SUPER intelligent (he can drive a car, play baseball, basically do anything) and he's super introverted. He's currently friends with Mario but he doesn't want you to know it (wait, now you know).

Just because I like him doesn't mean I think that he is very handsome. Poor Baby Luigi, he cannot live like this at all.

Baby Luigi simply wishes to be Baby Mario because Baby Mario is the manliest character in the entire Mushroom world! Too bad Baby Luigi's just the opposite of manly, which is basically undesirable.

Sorry Baby Luigi, but you cannot help being ugly.

Go Baby Mario!! He isn't my favorite character though, despite his extreme manly qualities.

My Brief Description
Ok, first, I shall give you a brief description of myself. I am a huge Mario fan and Mario games are the majority of the videogames I played. And guess who my favorite character is? It's Baby Luigi! I can only wish he could start appearing in more games. Even without his inclusion, I still play Super Smash Bros. Melee and turn a green Donkey Kong into a star!

Oh, and if you decided to become friends with me, here's my userbox and please let me know on my talk page. Credit goes to Mamic the Hedgehog from the Spriter's Resource.

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What am I Doing in the Mario Wiki?
What I'm doing in this wiki? Hmm, this is a toughie. Oh, I fix up grammar errors and such (Mario Kart: Double Dash and Mario Kart Wii has a LOT of grammar errors, no joke, and they are featured articles O_O). I sometimes fix up tables (like in Mario Party 4). I cannot write up paragraphs; I can just edit them. I am super good at catching a grammar mistake. I guess that's all I can do...

Useless, But Interesting "Facts" About Wario
Let's talk about Wario here. Well, you know he's a fat, greedy guy who does some heoric actions now and then. I have no obsession for Wario, but I always wondered about Wario and his deep, dark secrets. All of these "facts" are made up.

1. Instead of Medusa turning Wario into stone, Wario turns Medusa into fat

2. If Wario set foot on Earth, he would destroy it. In the Mario world, the physics are different, so they do not apply.

3. Wario can rip the barrier in time and space.

4. Black holes do not suck Wario in. Wario instead sucks the black holes in.

5. In zero-gravity, Wario would still act like there is gravity.

6. How did Wario got born? Well, remember how Luigi used to look like Mario? Well, that's the result. Wario leap out of Luigi's fat

7. Wario used solid cholesterol instead of metal or steel.

8. Reason why Wario knocks everyone away in Mario Kart? His karts are made of fat and they act a lot like rubber.

9. Wario can create earthquakes as large as 10.0 in Earth. In Mushroom world? Nothing.

10. Do you know what causes super novas and nebulae? Blame it on Wario; it's his fart.

11. Do you know how Wario got all of that money? First, he teams up with Waluigi and they choose a house. Since Waluigi is so thin, he can just squeeze through doors. Wario can fart at suspects and knock them out. Money locked in a safe? No problem for Waluigi, considering his thinness. No one ever catches these two.

12. Can Wario survive in a wildfire? It depends on how fast he gets out of it before he turns into bacon.

13. Wario's body composition is 100% fat, nothing else.

14. Another reason how Wario is rich because his fat sheds money.

15. How long can Wario go without food? For an eternity.

16. Wario eats way more than Yoshi

17. No matter how sturdy or strong the weight-scale is, Wario will always break it

18. Wario's brain is basically made out of pure fat.

19. Fat isn't heavier than muscle, but Wario still sinks anyway.

20. Wario's fart bubbles underwater provide air for him; that's why he can survive underwater without being drowned.

21. Wario smells so bad, if he stood on the other end of the world you are standing in, you can smell him.

22. Birds cannot smell at all. But they can smell Wario.

23. When was the last time Wario took a bath? When the Earth's born. (Wario can live forever 'cause old fat gets replaced by new fat being produced)

24. Wario's butt is so big, it can cover up the state of Wyoming EASILY.

25. Wario smells so bad, flies die near him. With the maggots.

26. Wario got his nose shape by shoving a garlic up his nose.

27. Wario's nose is pink because the garlic shoved up his nose stretches the blood vessels. The heart has to work harder and more blood gets sent to the region of Wario's nose.

28. Wario's clothes were originally white. Why they turned yellow? Well, you know.

29. Wario doesn't have hair on his head. That's his poop.

30. How does Wario even walk with those stubby legs? He doesn't, he rolls.

31. Why does Wario smile all the time? He either lacks lips or his face is stuck like that.

32. Why are Wario's teeth white? Turns out they aren't teeth; Wario's teeth rotted. What are they? Solid cholesterol.

33. The reason you don't see Wario's parents when Wario was born because they died at the sight of him.

34. Wario weighed exactly 49,673,234,454.38954937958347985345435098509450438504 pounds at birth.

35. Everyone is about 75% water. Wario, nah. Water makes up for less than 0.1% of his body.

That's all I have for now. Maybe I can update when I continue digging dirt on Wario!

Waluigi's Questions



 * Do you like Barbie?
 * Do you regularly play with Barbie dolls?
 * Is pink your favorite color?
 * Would you like to "sweem" one day?
 * Is Wall-uigi a horrible pun?
 * Did you ever get a good dream involving unicorns and rainbows?
 * Do you want to meet a unicorn?
 * Would you ever think of sliding down a rainbow?
 * Do you think I'm cool?
 * Do you want to dance?
 * Do you speak in 3rd person like I do?
 * Do you like being underdeveloped like I?
 * Do you like the clothing department of Coconut Mall?
 * Do you wear make-up? Use lipstick?
 * Why do I ask so many questions?

Toad's Table
"My favorite song? Always Smiling!"

- Toad

This is all about Toad. Toad isn't very much liked maybe because he kept failing to protect the princess from disaster! This is just like the Wario section; it's just basically useless, but interesting information on Toad, the Terrible. Toad, the Tormentor. Anyway, here we go!

1. How old is Toad? Toad is only a baby.

2. Where did Toad's ears and nose go? The answer is this: plastic surgery. Toad thought removing his nose and his ears would make him look better.

3. Wait, if Toad's a baby, what about Toadsworth? Premature aging, that's what.

4. What ever happened to Toad's legs? How can he walk? Plastic surgery prevails again!

5. Due to Toad being a baby, all of his cars are feet powered. It may look like he's driving, but this is all just a magic trick that looks like he's driving. The less mass, the faster it is.

6. You know all of the Toads in Mushroom Kingdom? Actually, each Toad uses budding to reproduce. Since it's asexual reproduction, there is no need for a mate.

7. If there's no need for a mate, why is Toadette there? I guess Toads are pretty fond of plastic surgery!

8. Why does Toad's voice change from Mario Kart 64 to Mario Party 4? Well, apparently, his voice got cheese grated in a car accident. Don't ask me how he even got that accident or how he got his throat grated.

9. Toad smiles all the time because he smiled so much, his face stuck.

Toad Quick Facts
Species: I am a Humanoid Fungus! And I evolved from Mushrooms! It feels so good being the dominant specimen in Mushroom Kingdom

Most Notable Quote: Help us! (And I still smile.)

Hobby: Can't you see that I absolutely LOVE to smile????

Favorite Food: I love mushroom soup!! But that would be cannibalism, wouldn't it?

Favorite Sport: I like Baseball 'cause I smile all the time there!!

Favorite Color: Red!! Duh!

Favorite Character: Toadette makes me smile even more than ever!

Other stuff: Nothing makes me SAD!! I am a very happy person!!

Baby Mario's Joke Room
This is Baby Mario's joke room. This is a place where Baby Mario keeps all of his clever little jokes he makes up to his best pals. Though nearly everyone in Mushroom Kingdom is already severely annoyed by the jokes Baby Mario gives out, I thought I should share them with you. At least you are not there when Baby Mario laughs and tells his horrible lame jokes!

1. Why did the astronauts leave the bar on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.

2. Why did Baby Luigi fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall.

3. Where did astronauts park? On a parking meteor.

4. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Pikachu

Pikachu who?

I want to PEEK at you!

5. What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

What's the difference?

If you couldn't tell the difference between those, shame on you!

6. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9!

7. Why was Luigi kicked out of the vegetarian party? Because he made a huge mistake!

8. What did Zelda say to Link while he was pushing a door? Triforce.

9. Why was Link a good basketball player? Because he has a good hookshot. (if you don't know basketball you won't get it)

10. What subject does Luigi enjoy studying? Luigeology!

11. What is the magic word for making curses disappear? Hexagon! (Hex-a-gone)

12. What do you call a broken angle? A rectangle! (sounds like wrecked angle)

13. What does an acorn say after it grew up? Geometry! (sounds like Gee, I'm a tree)

Series that are In Need of Baby Luigi
Nintendo should seriously start giving more attention to the Baby Mario Bros. Here's a list of series that are in a desperate lack of Baby Luigi. Note that this is just my opinion.

1. Mario Golf

2. Mario Tennis

3. Super Smash Bros. (no trophy of him?)

4. Mario Party

5. Mario & Sonic

6. Mario Strikers

Mario Record Holders
Here are some of the records held by Mario and his friends!! From fattest to most talkative video game character, this is a list based on my opinions of the characters in the Mario series!

Most Popular: Mario. He's super extroverted.

Least Popular: Baby Luigi. He's such an introverted person.

Strongest: Wario (when someone touched his money), Daisy (when her temper breaks), and Baby Mario (when Mad Baby Disease strikes)

Weakest: Baby Luigi. He can't even lift up a feather.

Biggest: Petey Piranha

Smallest: Boo?

Fattest: Wario wins by a mile. Quintuple times 2nd place.

Leanest: Waluigi. Waluigi can fit through locked door cracks.

Smartest: Luigi. He has such a large mind. Besides, anyone in Mushroom Kingdom can get those job occupations Mario can.

Dumbest: Yoshi. Sorry, but please tell me where is cranium is located.

Bravest: Mario. He does anything and everything!

Least Brave: Baby Luigi. A tiny mouse and a camera sends him running away, screaming his head off. At least Luigi isn't scared of that.

Manliest: Baby Mario, hands down.

Most Girly: Waluigi. Seriously, being infected by the Barbie virus isn't a great thing either.

Most Tomboyish: Daisy. Obviously.

Most likely to get Stolen within the Next Second: Peach. She gets stolen 23084032984 times a day.

Most Maniac: Wario

Most Goblin King-like: Waluigi. Go look at his Super Mario Strikers artwork.

Most Evil: Bowser

Most Bratty: Bowser Jr.

Most Cunning: King Boo. Reason being is that he fooled fools (e.g. Mario and Luigi)

Most Monotonous: Rosalina. It doesn't make her a bad person though.

Most Gluttonous: Wario. No wonder why he's so fat.

Most Man-like Female: Birdo "Feel the wrath of my red ribbon!"

Happiest: Toad. He never stops smiling!

Funniest: Wario

Unfunniest: Baby Mario. No, this isn't a bad thing. He just tells jokes all the time, it sickens everyone up! But he does has this playful, quirky personality that can make you smile.

Most Funky: Funky Kong

Coolest: Shy Guy. NOTHING ever worries Shy Guy. He always keeps his cool.

Cutest: Baby Luigi. Maybe Wario too, but that's plain silly.

Shyest: Baby Luigi

Best Eavesdropper: Baby Mario. He pops up in the most random places!

Best Explorer: Baby Peach. It's just her hobby.

Favorite: Baby Luigi

Ok, if there is more awards to be handed out, it's ok to tell me.

Dream Games
All of these games listed below were the result of a dream or an idea. Note I gave the title when I was awake.

Super Mario Blast
Join Mario and friends in this 3rd person shooter! The game isn't violent at all as these people just use harmless Mario Party-like bullets. Choose between Energy and Physical Weapons! No blood, nothing violent. Or you can go to story mode and choose between the good side and the bad side.

Well, to shorten the list, all characters from Mario Super Sluggers make an appearance, plus more.

Mario & Luigi 3: Nintendo Worlds
(This was before Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story was announced).

Hop on your trusty live car and travel between different Nintendo worlds battling a whole ton of enemies and bosses. The Baby Mario Bros. also return with you. Join forces with the heroes of the other worlds and battle the villains.

No plot has been made, though.

Mario Kart X
(I thought the 'X' looked cool)

It's just like the other Mario Karts, except you get shiny, real-looking cars instead of those cheap, fake, animal-like karts. And the bikes are here too!

Characters
Mario

Luigi

Peach

Toad

Donkey Kong

Diddy Kong

Funky Kong

Rosalina

Birdo

Baby Mario

Baby Luigi

Baby Daisy

Baby Peach

Koopa Troopa

Dry Bones

Bowser

Wario

Waluigi

Daisy

King Boo

Bowser Jr.

Toadette

Mii

Dry Bowser

Unlockables
Paratroopa: Complete 50cc Nitro Races

Shy Guy: Complete 50cc Retro Races

Goomba: Get at least a * in every 50cc race

Dixie Kong: Complete 100cc Nitro Races

Boo: Complete 100cc Retro Races

Tiny Kong: Get at least a * in every 100cc race

Toadsworth: Complete 150cc Nitro Races

Blooper: Complete 150cc Retro Races

Hammer Bro: Get at least a * in every 150cc race

Petey Piranha: Complete Mirror Nitro Rcses

King K. Rool: Complete Mirror Retro Races

Wiggler: Get at least a * in every Mirror race

Fly Guy: Complete 300cc Nitro Races

Monty Mole: Complete 300cc Retro Races

R.O.B.: Get at least a * in every 300cc race

Mushroom Kup
(I thought 'kup' looked cool)

Luigi's Lame Lane

Birdo Badlands

Baby Peach Park

Toad's Tundra

Pansy Kup
Mario's Meaty Mountains

Baby Luigi Lunatic Cheese Lake

Ice Cream Island

Baby Mario's Manly Metro Madness

Star Kup
Waluigi's Wicked Woods

Peach Palace

Rosalina's Rhymey Raceway

Funky Kong's Funky Funk Foray

Lighting Kup
Gamble Galaxy

Cold Hot Wet Dry Sand Snowman Land

Daisy's Double Daring Donut Druiser (what's a Druiser anyway?)

Paratroopa's Private Plane

Special Kup
Greenwood Village

Darkmoon Caverns

Star City

Spaceport Alpha

(What? It IS special cup after all)

Snell Kup
Bowser Castle N64

Bowser's Castle DD

Bowser Castle 1 GBA

Bowser Castle 3 SNES

Potassium Kup
Mario Raceway

Mario Circuit Wii

Mario Circuit GBA

Mario Circuit DD

Frond Kup
Koopa Beach 1

Koopa Troopa Beach

Waluigi Pinball

Shroom Ridge

Cloud Kup
Yoshi Valley

Cheese Land

Airship Fortress

Vanilla Lake 1

Bullet Kup
Sherbet Land

Lakeside Park

Moonview Highway

Donut Plains 3

Pink Cloud Girly Rainbow Kup
Rainbow Road SNES

Rainbow Road 64

Rainbow Road GBA

Rainbow Road GC

Rainbow Road DS

Bomb Kup
Fantasy Meadows (with lots of Bomb Panels)

Destruction Derby 1

Celestial Valley

Machine Passage

The Kup Everyone Will Hate
Ghost Valley 3

Yoshi Falls

Luigi Circuit Wii

Thwomp Desert

(ok, so I was a little uncreative with the courses.)

Quotes
(note: You won't recognize these quotes because I make stories up about these characters)


 * "I like money" - ''Wario
 * "Nah, you're just jealous" - ''Wario, when King Boo says Wario's ugly
 * "I see you!" - ''Waluigi, when searching for someone
 * "I'm going to beat up Luigi today" - ''Waluigi
 * "Waah, I lose. You win" - ''Waluigi
 * "My red ribbon is in danger!" - ''Birdo
 * "Feel the wrath of my red ribbon!" - ''Birdo
 * "Your cap is green!" - ''Mario
 * "But I'm hungry!" - ''Mario
 * "M-m-my cap is green?" - ''Baby Luigi, about to cry because of that silly remark
 * "Baby Weegee!" - ''Baby Luigi
 * "I had three ice cream cones. I ate two. Now I have one left" - ''Baby Luigi
 * "Mario, will you please stop eating my food?" - ''Baby Luigi
 * "Cheese?" Where?" - ''Baby Luigi
 * "What are you talking about? Dere are no pyroplastic-" - ''Baby Mario, when he is about to get smashed by pyroclastic material
 * "Let's talk about me needs" - ''Baby Mario
 * "Oo!Oo! Me gots another joke!" - ''Baby Mario
 * "Why did Baby Weegee fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall, ha!" - ''Baby Mario
 * "Why was Luigi kicked out of the vegetarian party? Because he made a huge mistake!" - ''Baby Mario
 * "Hahahahahahaha-why aren't you guys laughing?" - ''Baby Mario
 * "Take dat, Pink Scum!" - ''Baby Mario, directed to Toadette
 * "I want to explore!" - ''Baby Peach
 * "I'm telling" - ''Baby Peach
 * "Hands off my Baby Weegee muffin!" - ''Baby Daisy
 * "You think I'm weak? You think I'm weak!? YOU THINK I'M WEAK!?? WELL I'LL SHOW YOU WEAK!!! *rips a phone book in half* YOU CALL THAT WEAK!!?? YOU CALL THAT WEAK!!??" - ''Daisy
 * "I'm so bratty, everyone hates me!" - ''Bowser Jr.
 * "Help I'm stolen! Yay I'm getting rescued! Help, I'm being stolen again!" - ''Peach
 * "You cabbage patch kid!" - ''Toad
 * "(Mario) stole Toadette from me!" - ''Toad
 * "You red idiot" - ''Toadette, directed to Baby Mario
 * "My mustache ISN'T poofy" - ''Luigi

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