User:Paper Jorge

'''This user is known to make pranks. Beware.'''

'''This page is not updated enough. Please watch out that Jorge is trying to update as much as possible.'''



I am a Cappuccino Lover!
The name's Jorge...call me Paper Jorge.

I am a Sysop (or Administrator whatever you want to call it) here and I love Mario and Banjo! Need help? Go to my talk page and talk to me!

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Random Information [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
So my real name is Jorge I was born in July 24. My favorite character was Wario however then Mario and finally I found out how cool Luigi is.



I use to be a Wiki Alliance member however I am now in the Nintendo Nsider Forums (SUPERLUIGI821) along with Warioloaf (TTWARIOMAN).

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] History [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
I used to come around here in 2005 as an anonymous user and visited this wiki once two months. Yup...I made the How to Draw Nintendo Heroes and Villains page, Old Red-Mug a couple others I'm forgetting.

But after 8 or so months I never came back...when I came back I noticed no more anonymoius users could edit. I looked at the Create an Account button up there...clicked...I was born.

For some months I made some friends like Knife and Wayoshi. Then one day a long with Knife, Monty Mole and Sir Grodus I became sysop! I was very happy but after some days Kinfe got demoted.

I did my job..fight spam, help others ect. But then came a few problems. I WASN'T ALLOWED TO BE ON THE COMPUTER ANYMORE (only Friday, Sat and Sunday). However as the days past my parents decided to let me use the computer again. Thank you! Man, I wish I was a smart person.

But then I decided to leave the wiki. That's what I did for one day. But Wayoshi convinced me to return...but when I returned I wanted to be renamed. I was renamed Super Luigi 821. Many people wanted my name to be Paper Jorge again. I didn't.

Then Wayoshi scared me with his pervertedness. I couldn't take it anymore. I left the wiki and was demoted. When I heard Wayoshi was Willy, I rushed over to the wiki and came back. During the Wiki Drought, I started Wiki's End. But with the wiki back I don't have much time to finish it.

While I was gone I had been demoted. When I downloaded Paper Mario for the Virtual Console on my Wii I then realized something-I wanted to be Paper Jorge again. I went to Porplemontage and told him this. It's the Jorge again.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Pages I've Made [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]

 * How to Draw Nintendo Heroes and Villains
 * Old Red-Mug
 * Koopa Kid

Note: The rest of this user page is all fun and games.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Quotes [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
"Luke, I am your father" - Darth Vader, Star Wars

"Boooo! You stink!" - Paper Jorge, Chat Room

"Uh-huh." - Knife, AIM

"I'm ready...depression..." - Spongebob, The Spongebob Movie

"You suck man." - Alek (my best friend), School

"Jorge...the first time I met you, my eyes popped out in horror." - A Girl, School

"Sniff 8(" - Maxlover2, Many Times

"Blah blah..." - Teachers, Always

"I love it when they cry!" - Jorgey Porgey, When he Sees People Crying

"Now that's cool." - Daddy, When he saw a Wii

"YEE--HAWWWW!!!" - Wayoshi, Troller

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Luictionary [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
(Inspired by 3dejong)


 * Homework: Work that no one pays you to do.
 * Family Talk: Technology no longer used.
 * Radio: A TV that you cn only hear what's happening and not see.
 * Girls: People who want to kill boys (at least that's my story).
 * Backpack: A thing you have to carry...even if it's empty.
 * Friend: A guy who you liek tro play videogames with.
 * Internet: A community where you can meet people you never met before.
 * Internet Friend: Your best friends.
 * Best Friend: Other than the Internet Best Friends, your real life best friends are people who like follow you everywhere.
 * Eyes: Parts of the body, kids nowadays are just destroying.
 * Computers: Your wife, mom or...the object you live with.
 * Videogame: When not on the computer, you're on videogames.
 * Wife: Something that ruins your life (NO OFFENSE. IT'S MADE TO RHYME)
 * Wii: Same as videogames but much cooler.
 * Geek: Better than those greeks, you are a geek.
 * Glasses: What kids use nowadays.
 * Mouth: Something you rarely use.
 * Brain: Same as above.
 * Fingers: Something you use everyday.
 * Super Bowser: Destuction: A game that never will be made.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Ways to Know your Best Friend is not Your Best Friend (based on a true story) [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]

 * Your friend purposly deletes your game files.
 * Your friend kicks you and pinches you and...
 * Your friend and you don't get a long too well.
 * Your friend...is your enemy...kinda...
 * Your friend breaks your toys.
 * Your friend beats your records in videogames.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Yoob is Barney [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
That's right. I found out the truth. While doing a research, it appeared that Barney had been mutated by the Shroobs and turned into Yoob. After the events of Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, Yoob turned back into Barney. However there are still a few glitches...

The New Barney: "I eat you... Swallow you... You Yoshis will all be eaten... Let's have dessert from you to the next Yoshi... I ate all the Yoshis... In... Existance..."

Scientists are still trying to fix this problem. Also Barney's show has been cancelled due to him eating a few kids...and parents...and You!

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] If Daisy didn't exist in Mario games...[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]

 * More people would play Mario games.


 * More people would have games with Daisy.


 * The Mario series would be rated E and not M (Daisy is so ugly they make games M).


 * Peach wouldn't have a partner so they would have to give her Pauline. WOW THAT WOULD HAVE ROCKED!!!!


 * Gunepi Yokoi (who cares how you spell it) wouldn't have created Super Mario Land...or at least Daisy wouldn't be in it.


 * More people would like the color orange.


 * Less people would have seizures.


 * We wouldn't have our ears exploding.


 * Luigi's girlfriend would actually be hot.


 * The world would be happy.

Characters

 * Banjo (I can dream you know)
 * Conker (i have a dream)
 * Baby Mario and Baby Luigi
 * All Characters From Past Smash Bros. games
 * Bomberman
 * Captain Olimar
 * Luigi (not as an unlockable character)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * King DeDeDe
 * Chibi-Robo
 * Waluigi
 * Paper Mario
 * Pac-Man
 * Rayman

Levels/Arenas

 * Glitz Pit
 * Green Hills (from Sonic the Hedgehog 1)
 * Cappy Town (from Kirby games)
 * Whatever the name of Olimar's world is (From Pikmin)
 * At least three stages from Past Games
 * Hyrule Field (from Zelda)
 * Bob-omb Battlefield
 * The Maze (from Pac-man)

Items

 * Bombs from Bomberman (act similar to Bob-ombs)
 * Yellow Rings from Sonic (heals about 4 points)
 * Wii Remote from the Wii (using "magic" it grabs an opponent near you, spins him around and throws him/her)
 * Fludd from Sunshine (There are four types of Fludds: Squirt water in people's faces, hover in the air for a bit, run faster or jump super high)

Other

 * Miis in the background of stages like Pokemon Stadium and Delfino Plaza
 * Trophies of Rabbids from Rayman, and at least one trophy of Koopalings-that counts Bowser Jr.
 * Trophies of the new two legendary Pokemon

WarioLoaf

 * SL821 Are you married?
 * WL Yes to my cat.


 * SL821 Where do you live in?
 * WL A house.


 * SL821 Do you have a WII?
 * WL ......


 * SL821 Ok, say anything about your sis.
 * WL She's a fat 5th grader.


 * SL821 Are you ugly?
 * WL Depends what your definition of ugly is.


 * SL821 Ummm...soething that when you look at it, it kills you. Are you one?
 * WL Yes.


 * SL821 You see a hot girl about to get driven over by a huge truck to the left, and see 100$ dollars plus an ultra rare Wario toy to the right about to get stolen. Which one you save from destruction?
 * WL The huge truck.


 * SL821 ...Umm...what????
 * WL The Wario Toy.


 * SL821 No idea why you said the huge truck but anyway that proves your a geek...not saving the ladies. Who would you prefer marrying: Wayoshi or Twombles?
 * WL Wayoshi!!
 * SL821 Err...


 * SL821 Will you drink this milkshake?
 * WL If it's good...

And that is a weird interview but cool. Whatever.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Sprites [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]


These are my sprites. Credit to Knife and me if you use 'em. Note that the original sprites had "PJ" on them.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] The Mario Awards [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
Best New Character Blumiere Best New Hero Lady Timpani Best Pixl Other than Timpani, Barry Best Paper Mario Chapters Chapter 3 in PM2, and almost all chapters in Super Paper Mario Best Cut-scene Cutscenes between Super Paper Mario (with Blumiere and Timpani talking) Best Final Boss Shadow Queen and Super Dimentio Best Villain other than Bleck Dimentio Worst Koopaling Roy Koopa The Most Annoying Shrooboid Brat Best Music Elder Princess Shroob Music and Shadow Queen Easiest Final Boss Bowser in Super Mario Bros. and New Super Mario Bros.'' Best Yoshi Yoshi Kid and THE Yoshi Bestest Character EVER not Counting Luigi Super Dimentio Second Best Character Blumiere Close to Best Character Francis

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] What I wanna Be When I Grow Up [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
A book writer. Yup, I have a lot of imagination. So I want to become a book writer. OR A VIDEOGAME MAKER! That would be awesome. Or a...aww who really cares? When I grow up I'll see what I'll become. Maybe I'll run a chocolate factory like Willy Wonka! Wait...oh what are you thinking Luigi 821???

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Awesome Mario Wii Commercials [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
I totally hate those Wii Mario commercials. It just shows people playing a Mario game and those two Japanese guys in car and stuff. So here are my Jorge-made commercials:

Oh but first, remember that when I say "Mario" I mean a guy dressed up as Mario. Like in some commercials.

Super Paper Mario
Just like the past two Paper Mario commercials, an animated Paper Mario walks through a town, however a car is about to drive over Mario. Mario turns around (flips) and the Car just passes by him and doesn't even touch him. Videos of the game are then seen.

Guy: Now with Super Paper Mario for the Wii, you will enjoy Mario more than ever! Flip to 3D to avoid enemies, float with Peach's umbrella or breathe fire with Bowser! It's an adventure like never before! Super Paper Mario for the Wii, rated E for everyone.

Super Mario Galaxy
A rocket ship is flying through space. Through the window, the astronaut sees Mario on the moon cvarrying a flag with a Mushroom.

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.

A video of Super Mario Galaxy is seen.

Guy: Now with Super Mario Galaxy, you and Mario will go on an adventure like never before! Mario now goes to space to save Princess Peach from the aliens! Play Super Mario Galaxy, only for the Wii! Rated E for everyone.

The scene then switches to Mario meeting an alien on the moon.

Mario Strikers Charged
A few people are playing regular soccer with peace and stuff. However Mario and Luii get on the field. Mario then starts throwing bombs, while Luigi kicks the ball so hard the goalie (who is not a Kritter, but a human) falls on the ground and is knocked out. Luigi then starts jumping with joy. Then video of the game is seen.

Guy: You may have played soccer, but you have'nt played Strikers-the Mario soccer. It's crazy. It's violent. It's Mario Strikers Charged for the Wii! Rated E10 for ages ten and up.

The scene then changes to Mario chasing a human with a Bob-omb in his hand.

Mario Party 8
Some normal humans (Mom, Dad, daughter and son) enter a carnival while a human dressed similar to MC Ballyhoo welcomes them.

MC Human: Welcome to the Star Carnival!

Daughter and Son grab two Wii Remotes.

Both: TIME TO PARTY!

Videos of MP8 are seen.

MC Human: Hey, you in front of the TV! You can go to the carnival to! Just buy Mario Party 8 for the Wii! It's an awesome party! Rated E for everyone!

Other Voice: And in this party, your Miis join too!

The scene switches to Mario with a Wii Remote in his hand and the words "Ready to Party?" below him.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Contact [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]

 * E-mail Superluigi821@aim.com
 * Wii Message Cose 0540 5440 9567 8374
 * Phone Number Ok starting to go too far...
 * Street Umm...
 * Town/City Stop it.
 * House Seriously stop.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Jorge Channel[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
The channel for all your dumbness!

Paper News: News Around the Wiki
News: The wiki was on a very long hitaus and many users got angry with waiting for so long. But hey-the wiki is finally back. And with that we announce two new Mario games! Mario Kart Wii and Mario Party DS. ROCK ON! Also what about Mario's Open Golf and Mario Tennis Wii? Is this a rumor-or true?

Weather Alert For the Wiki: The wiki has many edits per day, making it have such a good weather. We expect at least one troller every two weeks, be on the lookout.

Lame Name Show
Many users have lately been changing heir names. Err...only three. User:Yoshi626 has been renamed User:KPH2293. User:Paper Jorge has been renamed User:Super Luigi 821! User:Super paper luigi went to User:Paper Luigi DS and the latest name change: User:Great Gonzo went to User:Xzelion!!!!! STOP!!!11!

Also one of the most notable users who has been renamed (a long time ago) is User:Spike now known as User:Knife (shivers).

Graveyard
"Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!" sang Beanbean as she went to get some Graveyard at the User Restaurant. Beanbean entered the restuarant. Knife asked, "Whatcha want?" Beanbean said, "Graveyard. NOW!"

So Knife gave her Graveyard. "That all?" Knife said in a voice that sounded as if he wanted to just leave the restaurant go home and play videogames while eating popcorn (Just by hearing someone talk, you can hear what they want to do even if they don't say it? That's telepathy!)

"Yeah whatever," Beanbean said and she ran out. Then a dark figure appeared and attacked Beanbean. Beanbean was OK. But she dropped her Graveyard and the figure got it! It was 3dejong, the guy in 3D! 3D left and went home. Beanbean returned to the restaurant and told Knife what happened.

"Oh I forgot to tell you," Knife giggled. "That was the last graveyard we had!" and then Knife cracked up. Beanbean's skin turned from green to red, she grabbed Knife threw him to ge ground and....Ouch.

Blitz Zit
It was a fight. Great Gonzo was trhe master, the champion, the "cool dude" of the Blitz Zit. And today was the day that an user/fighter was going to try and beat the champion. Great Gnozo thought he was just wasting his time.

When Gonzo saw his enemy he was amazed. It was Luigi hc the Yoshi Kid. "HA!! I am gonna win in five seconds," Gonzo said. Ding. Luigi hc ran to Gonzo. Gonzo tried to punch him but because Luigi hc was so small, he missed and hit the floor.

"Ouch..." he whispered. When he look back, Luigi hc had a microphone. "Time for a Special Attack!" he shouted and an army of Yoshi kids came. Red, blue, white, orange all colors of the rainbow started a stampede and ran all over Great Gonzo (who know thought that he had to do a Special Attack as well).

Gonzo got up and got ready for his super attack. "To finish this fight," he said jumping in the air and..."Wait...I don't have any Special Attacks!" He then fell and landed flat on the ground...Luigi hc proudly said "Don't judge a book by it's cover."

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...He's out!

Don't do Mushrooms
You, yes YOU!!! are walking one day through a hot, hot, dry, dry, so hot you die, so hot you die desert. Then you see your home and your mailbox in the middle of the desert! You think it's just an illusion-but it's not.

As you get closer to make fun of your eyes for having an illusion, you see it's real. How did YOUR HOUSE, YES YOUR HOUSE get over here? Oh well! You see your mailbox is full of letters!

You, yes you, open your, YES YOUR, MAILBOX! All the letters come from various users. What's this? An invitation to visit the Star Carnival? Wait a minute...

why is there a flying cow over there? AND HOW DID YOU GET IN THE MSUHROOM PLANET IN THE FIRST Place? Well...go tie your shoelace.

What's this? You don't have shoes or feet...or body...or life! You appear in The Underwhere. Queen Jaydes says you got shot in the eight leg and died for no reason. Wait-you only have two legs...or four...but not eight...

What's this? You appear in The Overthere and then before you can say "Wha" you meet a Wild Turkey named Wild Turkey, that for 102404839 coins he'll send you back to Desert Land. Do you agree, or disagree?

You isagree. You wanna go home and you cry and explain everything. The Widl Turkey says not to worry. He sends you back to.................the Stork that carried you when you were baby!

Wait Storks don't carry babies in your world. WAIT-WHO???? CTRL_ALT-DELETE!vbckfgjsdfj! YOU ARE ONLY DREAMING!!!!!!!

Fun Facts!

 * This user has the biggest user page ever...or so he thinks.
 * His family is a mystery (:D)
 * This user likes Sonic!
 * This user likes the old Mario cartoons.
 * This user likes the old Sonic cartoons.
 * This user wouldl ike to see the old Zelda cartoons.
 * This user likes Dr. Wright.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Wiki's End [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
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Recent Changes
WHAT'S GOING ON? I keep this section so I can see the recent changes AND edit my page at the same time!

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Archives [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
Since this would only make this page terribly big I'll use the showhide thing...

Notice that everything here is outdated. For example I have beaten PM2, but this archive says the opposite thing of that.

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] First Page Style [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
__HIDER__

Hi!
Hi! I'm a big fan of Mario, and all the videogames I have are Mario related. Maybe not all...but I still have more Mario games than anything! I like the Banjo series too. I joined the Super Mario Wiki on August 11, 2006.

I became a sysop on October 2, 2006.

My birthdate is on July 24.

Games I have
So you want to hear the games I've played? Too much. Maybe only the games I have...

Super Mario 64 (Beat the game, not with 120 stars, but still I beat it.)

Super Mario Sunshine (Beat the game, not with all 120 Snine Sprites, but beat it)

Mario Party 1 (Haven't beat it. Haven't even played it for at least 3 hours.)

Mario Party 2 (Haven't beat it. My first Mario game ever!)

Mario Party 3 (Haven't beat it.)

Mario Party 4 (Haven't beat it.)

Mario Party 5 (Beat the game.)

Mario Party 6 (Beat the game.)

Mario Party 7 (Beat the game.)

Banjo Kazooie (Haven't beat it. Still trying to collect enough musical notes to open the door that leads to the Final Battle.)

Banjo Tooie (Beat the game. Only one jiggy left to beat the game fully.)

Banjo Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge (Beat the game, fully.)

Banjo Pilot (Beat the game.)

Yoshi's Story (Beat the game, not fully.)

Super Mario Advance 2 (Beat the game, fully.)

Super Mario Advance 3 (Beat the game.)

Mario Golf (Haven't beat it.)

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour (Haven't beat it. I'm on the second stage.)

Super Smash Bros. Melee (Beat the game, with all 25 characters.)

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (Beat this easy game, fully.)

Mario Kart 64 (Haven't beat the game.)

Mario Kart DS (Haven't beat the game. If I beat the 150th grand prix and I beat it!)

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (Beat the game.)

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (Haven't beat the game. Is on the Grodus/Bowser and Kammy part on the final level.)

Super Mario Strikers (Beat the game, all cups.)

Wario World (Beat the game.)

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Beat the game, not fully.)

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (Beat the game, not fully.)

New Super Mario Bros. (Beat the game, not fully.)

Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (Haven't beat the game. I'm on the Star Cup in Easy Mode.)

Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis (Haven't beat the game.)

Things to do

 * Add categories to all the pages that don't have any.
 * Keep making and expanding pages!!!
 * Add categories to categories that don'y have any.

News

 * I got a scanner! Now I can scan pictures from instruction manuals and stuff!
 * I got Mario Hoops 3-on-3 on September 17!
 * I have became a sysop!
 * I got Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis in October 7!

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Archive 3/4 [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
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Paper Jorge's Newspaper: April

Coming Soon
Upcoming things:


 * Yoshi's Island DS - All levels(!) pages!
 * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat - All levels/kingdoms!
 * Mario Wiki Fan Game - Coming NOT soon.

Fan Game
The fan game is sadly near its cancelation. There is still hope! If I can get an user/helper who can help me out with the fan game (and that has Gamemaker). Other than that, more info will be put on the 'Shroom. The original release of this game was May 2007, however it has been delayed and the release is unknown. Other than that the game is 30% complete.

Hey I have school and work to do ya know.

Spring Break Doesn't Mean You Have to Be Free
I have a project in my school, and well, I have to work on it during Spring Break. Less time on computer, that is what it means. After my project is done, well I'll hopefully be more active. Don't worry during Spring Break I won't be completly gone.

Mario Secrets You NEED to Know

 * Luigi speaks Pidjit.
 * Mario likes Pasta, as well as Luigi and Toad (kinda).
 * Bowser is in love with Peach.
 * Clawgrip was once a normal crab.
 * The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! had many mistakes. Here's a little list.
 * The color of overalls and shirt of Mario and Luigi were reversed.
 * Princess Toadstool's hair was orange.
 * Luigi's eyes were green.
 * Bowser wasn't even close to his videogame form.
 * Red Koopas are smarter than Green ones-they don't fall off cliffs.
 * Donkey Kong is in love with Candy Kong and Pauline.
 * In Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis there were no Mini Luigi or Mini Bowser toys.

April Fools?
One of these news, sections and stuff is fake. Can you find something that is fake? 'Good luck finding it.

(The joke turned out to be the last section. THERE WAS NO JOKE, EXCEPT THE SENTENCE THAT SAID THERE WAS!''

[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] Games I Have [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]
What's that? Of course I have videogames. AND OF COURSE I'M A BANJO FAN. You didn't know that? I thought I said that in this page before....that means you aren't even reading my page. :'(

Yeah I play the Mario Party series. No matter how much people say it SUCKS I say it ROCKS. Even thoght there could be some things fixed...

I never had a SNES :(. But I have played one before! And I have played the ORIGINAL Super Mario Bros. and not remakes. It rocks.

I'm starting to feel that teh Mario games nowadays are not...the same as in the old days. I feel that they were better.

Oh enough talking for me. Let's end this page. And yes I like Sonic. I said that beore didn't I???

I hope you enjoyed my page. If you didn't, then get out the Chain Chomps.