User:Waluigi Freak 99

Waluigi Freak 99 is a member of the Super Mario Wiki. His favorite character is, as his username implies, Waluigi, and, as such, he frequently works to perfect his article, although he also works on various other projects. He has recently returned to the wiki after a considerably long absence.

Basic Info
Waluigi Freak 99 is extremely funny, able to come up with hilarious quips at a moment's notice. In addition to this, he is extremely smart, tough, suave, and attractive. Michael Jackson secretly envies him.

Reading
Waluigi Freak 99 loves reading, especially mysteries and supernatural thrillers. He also enjoys humorous stories, parenting books, and books of statistics.

Writing
Waluigi Freak 99 writes a variety of literature, including poems, horror stories, funny stories, mysteries, fanfics, and realistic-yet-boring stories. His work is almost always met with acceptance from those who are bored enough to read it.

Comics
Waluigi Freak 99 believes that there are some forms of humor that mere words cannot portray; images are also necessary. That is why he draws random comics, usually starring idiots whose bodies are made up of random shapes, on a regular basis. He occasionally tries a spin-off of his normal style, such as "Choose Your Own Adventure Comics", however, almost all of his comics are hits among his friends. He has made over fifty.

Favorites
Food: Pizza

Liquid: Cherry Coke

TV Show: CSI

Book: Paid in Blood

Colour: Green

Sport: Lacrosse

Random Info
Waluigi Freak 99's IQ is 124, which is above average. He plans on becoming an author when he reaches the age of adulthood. His number one pet peeve is swearing.