List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Biff Atlas

 * "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Boos and Boolossus

 * "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
 * "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
 * "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
 * "What's on his back...? It's... E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000! Everybody SCRAM!!"
 * "That scaredy-cat Luigi has made it this far...Oh, we're so frightened!"

Jarvis

 * "Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"

King Boo

 * "I don't plan to give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario where he is."
 * "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?"

Luigi

 * "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?/M-M-M-M-Mario?"
 * "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
 * "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here."
 * "Hello?"
 * "I always preferred the bottom bunk..."
 * "Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper..."
 * "Now that's just not my style."
 * "You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!"
 * "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."

Mario

 * ''"Get me outta here!"
 * ''"Ey, Luigi! What's the hold-up?"

Melody Pianissima

 * "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"

Professor E. Gadd

 * "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
 * "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
 * "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
 * "So your name's Luigi? I think our paths were destined to cross. Well met, Luigi."
 * "If I told anyone else, they'd have me committed"

Sue Pea

 * "GOOOO AAWAAAAYYY!!!"

Toad

 * "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
 * "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy! Thank goodness! Me?  Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario.  He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!  Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!!  It's been awful!  Please, please, please, you HAVE to help me find Mario!  If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be!  She'll flip!"
 * "I wish I could do something to help you.. Wait! I've got it!"

Vincent Van Gore

 * "Eet eez you, no? You interfere with my afterlife's work!"
 * "You filthy swine! You're blind to zee life I give my creations!"
 * "Zen very well... I will show you zee mastery of my art!"