The 'Shroom:Issue XIII/Fake News

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Due to with the Fake News, Director,  handed over his position to. Also, due to the lateness in the month, only were able to send in their sections. Please for a partial issue. {| style="color:navy;background:lavender;border:1px solid #151;-moz-border-radius:6px;padding:8px;" width=90% align=center
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Interview


Ello Old Bean, now you'll call me and welcome to the interveiw this time interviewing  Mario

Xpike: Were you surprised when you where told that you were going to star in a game?

Mario: It's-a-me Mario!

Xpike: I think this interview we already made it.. get the other guy.

*Shine Spirit enters room*

Xpike: How much money did 3D spend on the new Fake News...well do we have another guy?

Some Guy: yeah

*Sonic enters room*

Xpike:At last, what was your expresion when you first saw you were famous?

Sonic:It had been a long time (17), but it was like...

*Sonic shows a british expression*

Xpike: Very interresant... next question: How can you run at supersonic speed?

Sonic: How can you?

Xpike: Ummm... next question: How can you be in the Real World in Mario & Sonic?

Sonic: Space Time Continium Chaos Control

Xpike: And how can Mario?

Sonic: Who do you think I am, him?

Xpike: Well next: Do you know what lol means?

Sonic: laugh out loud (I didn't thought that these questions where so hard)

Xpike: Last question: How come you don't have B-Days?

Sonic: Ask SEGA.

Xpike: Well at least I got to speak with someone, See Ya Next Month.

Interview with Mario about his broken leg:

Goldguy:How did you exatly break your leg?

Mario:Mario dosen't-a know.

Goldguy:Did Bowser do it?

Mario:That reptilian-a jerk?No...not this time.

Goldguy:Oh...wait!I did it!

Mario:You...AAAHHH!!!(Beats up Goldguy)

Goldguy:That's it for the interview.Oowww.. {| style="color:turquoise;background:tomato;border:1px solid #151;-moz-border-radius:6px;padding:8px;" width=90% align=center
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Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door
A brand new TV series, : The Million-Year Door, will be debuting on the MTM channel this May. In similar fashion to the Paper Mario series, the story will start with Wario Bros., and he gains the help of many other users along the way to defeat a currently unknown enemy that bore a striking resemblance to. The only partner of Wario Bros.’ that has been so far is WarioLoaf, who was interviewed on  last Wednesday. Due to, however, several agents asked us to keep the interview under wraps until  is thrown in prison. Luckily however, the entire show has already been filmed, so you’ll still get to see it!! That’s all the info we have on this show, but tune in next time to find out more!!

Clash of the Koopas
Yet another new TV show, this one a, debuted just two weeks ago to rave reviews. Elbert and Rocker gave the show a rating of, for “Superb graphics, detailed plot, and mesmerizing special effects.” This is the biggest-budget TV show since , and features many famous actors like Morton Koopa Jr., Wendy O. Koopa, and RAP. It has been rumored recently that will be rapping in a future issue, and RAP himself confirmed this. While most of the plot is unconfirmed, in an exclusive trailer and  were seen fighting each other, but Morton was using RAP as a shield from Wendy’s dangerous scissor-kicks. Only one episode has been released on the FOXY channel so far, but it has been confirmed that there will be about. Watch next week for more of…’’Clash of the Koopas!!’’ {| style="color:yellow;background:steelblue;border:1px solid #151;-moz-border-radius:6px;padding:8px;" width=90% align=center
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Last weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little playing littler instruments went on. The correspondent that was to cover this story disappeared after taking the picture to your right. If you have seen our correspondent, please contact us at 1-800-YOU-SUCK. Thank you.
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