List of Hotel Mario quotes

This is a list of quotes in the game Hotel Mario. They are listed by character.

Bowser

 * "Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha!"

Luigi

 * ''"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
 * ''"And YOU gotta help us!"
 * ''"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
 * ''"How are we gonna find the princess with the power going out?"
 * ''"You bring a light?"
 * ''"Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we 'persuade' him."
 * ''"She's not coming down!"
 * ''"Over there!"
 * ''"Look! Wendy's hotel!"
 * ''"That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!"
 * ''"...There's fire!"
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"

Mario

 * ''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, 'eh (gay) Luigi?"
 * ''"Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!"
 * (reading Bowser's note) ''"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I, have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
 * ''"We gotta find the princess!"
 * ''"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!"
 * ''"Looks kinda peaceful."
 * ''"Hey, princess!"
 * ''"Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check."
 * ''"A-ha! Here's the problem; too many toasters! You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"
 * ''"That oughta do it!"
 * ''"Where'd she go?"
 * ''"Gee, it's kinda dark..."
 * ''"No."
 * "Uh-oh."
 * ''"Where am I?"
 * ''"Get ready to catch her!"
 * ''"She's up there!"
 * ''"It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em! Get the hint?"
 * ''"Hey you! Get off of my cloud!"
 * ''"It's been one of those days... Come on, Luigi!"
 * ''"We ain't afraid of no Koopas!"
 * ''"Hurry!"
 * ''"Aha! Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors !"
 * ''"Spooky..."
 * ''"Where's the Princess?"
 * ''"Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!"
 * ''"So this is where Wendy hid the real coins!"
 * ''"That wasn't so hard, was it?"
 * ''"Look!"
 * ''"This is it Luigi!"
 * ''"Remember, where there's smoke..."
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"

Princess Peach

 * ''"Mariooooo...!"
 * ''"Boys!"
 * "Oh!"
 * ''"Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom. Free from the terrible Koopaling Clan."
 * ''"And my thanks to YOU too."
 * ''"You're the best player ever!"