List of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS quotes

This article contains a list of quotes from the games Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS.

Big Bob-omb

 * (Super Mario 64) "I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms the world over! How dare you scale my mountain? By what right do you set foot on my imperial mountaintop? You may have eluded my guards, but you'll never escape my grasp... and you'll never take away my Power Star. I hereby challenge you Mario! If you want the star I hold, you must prove yourself in battle. Can you pick me up and hurl me to this royal turf? I think that you cannot!"
 * (defeated) "Whaaa....Whaaat? Can it be that a pipsqueak like you has defused the the Bob-omb King???? You might be fast enough to ground me, but you'll have to pick up the pace if you want to take King Bowser by the tail. Me thinks my troops could learn a lesson from you! Here is your star, as I promised, Mario. If you want to see me again, just select this Star from the menu. For now, farewell."
 * (to Yoshi) "I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms the world over! Incredible! You've made it this far even without a mustache. I commend your courage. Be that as it may, I can't just give you my precious Power Star. You must defeat me in battle if you want it! You'll be quite helpless facing my Bob-omb minions. Now put your tongue back in your mouth. It's quite undignified. Let's battle!"
 * (defeated) "Ow! That hurts! How did I lose to a bald-faced fellow like you? Let's just keep this between you and me. I'll give you my precious Power Star in exchange. If you want to see me again, just select this Star from the menu."
 * (to Mario) "I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! Look at my splendid mustache. It's fit for a king! Ho ho! Your mustache makes you look like the peasant you are. What a sad little thing. If you want the Power Star, you must defeat me in battle! Ha Ha Ha! But there's no way I'd ever lose to a puny mustache like that."
 * (defeated) "Ow! That hurts! Your throwing aim is still way off, but you're pretty strong. I've always wanted a servant like you..."
 * (to Luigi) "I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! You've got some nerve making it this far. Despite your looks, you seem to be quite brave. I commend you. Nevertheless, the Power Star is a precious item from King Bowser. I will not give it to you. If you want it, you must defeat me."
 * (defeated) "Ooh! Ouch! You don't look like much, but you are pretty tough. Just wait until I restyle my mustache! I'll make you my servant. See you soon..."
 * (to Wario) "I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! What's this? You're not royalty...Yet your mustache is distinguished looking. How impertinent of you to flash that facial hair here! I will crush you and yank out that mustache of yours. Don't you run away!"
 * (defeated) "Ooh! Ouch! Could it be that, with a noble mustache like yours, you're stronger than me? I'll be back when my mustache grows sharper. Just you wait!"
 * (rematch in DS) "The king refuses to be dejected by a single defeat. I'm back with a new Star from Bowser! I've also restyled my mustache. I'm unstoppable! If you want the Power Star, you'll have to knock it out of me! But the only way to do that is to pick me up from behind and fling me down. And that will never happen! Bring it, shorty!"
 * (after being thrown out of bounds) "You must fight with honor! It's against the rules to throw the king out of the ring!"
 * (defeated) "Ow! That hurt! Your sneaking skills need help, but you're pretty strong. I've always wanted a servant like you. Here is your Star, as I promised. Take it. Farewell."

Boo

 * (caught by Yoshi) "You...can't...EAT...ghosts! Eee hee hee!"
 * (defeated) "Ghosts...don't...DIE! Heh, heh, heh! Can you get out of here......alive?"
 * (all defeated) "Boooooo-m! Here comes the master of mischief, the titan of terror, the Big Boo! Ha ha ha ha..."

Bowser

 * (1st time entering castle) "Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back! Gwa ha ha ha!"
 * (1st Star Door) "Mario, over here... Help..."
 * (in Bowser in the Dark World) "Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here...Gwa ha ha!! Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around! A wimp like you could never throw me out... - N64: ...of here! - DS: ...by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!"
 * (after defeat) "Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
 * (in Bowser in the Fire Sea) Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!
 * (after defeat) "Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!"
 * (last Star Door in Super Mario 64) "To open the door that leads to the endless stairs, you need 70 stars. Bwa ha haaa!"
 * (last Star Door to Mario in SM64DS) "In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 stars. But you still need [number] more. Gwa ha haaa!"
 * (last Star Door to Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi in SM64DS) "Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram! Gwa ha haaaaa!"
 * (in Bowser in the Sky) "Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again! Bwa ha ha ha!"
 * (after defeat with seventy/eighty Power Stars) "Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it! - N64: Hmm... It's not over yet... - DS: But it's not over yet... Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together! Bwa ha ha!
 * (after defeat with 120 Power Stars) "Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing! There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world... Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!"
 * (after defeat with 150 Power Stars) "Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand always losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?! There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world... I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!"

Chief Chilly

 * (to Yoshi) "Hmm? I see you have no mustache! Poor, bald, little creature. It's not a fair fight for you, but luckily, I'm not a fair fighter. Let's go!"
 * (defeated) "I simply cannot believe that I lost from a hairless pip-squeak like you! My mustache was my only joy. Now what am I going to do?"
 * (to Luigi) "You there with the mustache! I am the king of cold, Chief Chilly. I lock up anyone who challenges the superiority of my 'stache. In fact, I locked up one such fellow the other day. Hmm. What a sad, mangy mustache you've got there. It hardly seems worth it to destroy you. With a 'stache like that, you're clearly the sidekick, not the star. But I'm in between meetings now, so I might as well. In the battle for the best mustache, I'll win, hairs down. Ha ha ha! Bring it on, peach fuzz!"
 * (defeated) "No way! I lost to such a scrawny guy like that...? Hmmmm, did I not groom my mustache well enough? I must hurry home and condition it...Farewell!"
 * (to Mario) "You there with the mustache! I am the king of cold, Chief Chilly. I lock up anyone who challenges the greatness of my mustache. I am the mustache master! In fact, I locked up a rude fellow just the other day. Hmph!! The nerve of him, coming to my realm looking like that. Your mustache is not altogether bad. Not as grand as mine, of course. But what insolence in trying to show me up! I shall shave that fuzz right off your face. Here I come!"
 * (defeated) "Dang!! There's someone with a greater mustache than mine? Ridiculous! Does that mean you're cooler than me too? You might be gifted follically, but you better watch out once I get my mustache styled."
 * (to Wario) "You there with the mustache! I am the king of cold, Chief Chilly. I imprison those who challenges the greatness of my mustache. In fact, I locked up a man up just the other...What's this? You look just like the impertinent mustached man I locked up the other day. Has everyone been taking mustache grower? There's only one way to settle this once and for all. We'll battle man-to-man to see who has the best mustache! Let's rumble!"
 * (defeated) "Oh noooooo! I lost! Augh! My mustache...My pride and joy, my reason for living! Now I suppose I'll have to explore new pursuits."

Eyerok

 * (before battle) "Who...walk...here? Who...break...seal? Wake...ancient...ones? We no like light...Rrrrummbbble...We no like...intruders! Now battle......hand...to...hand!"
 * (defeated) "Grrrrumbbble! What...happen? We...crushed like pebble. You so strong! You rule ancient pyramid! For today...Now, take Star of Power. We...sleep...darkness."

Goomboss

 * (to Yoshi) "Bwa ha ha! I'm no ordinary Goomba...I am Goomboss, the great Goomba, the grand pooh-bah Goomba. That Mario always stomps on us. But now the tables have turned! I locked him up in a room. I bet he's crying like a baby. I have no business with you, so scram! There's no way a prehistoric wimp like you could beat my stupendous stomps!"
 * (defeated) "Beaten by a pip-squeak like you...How did that happen? Is it just the Goombas' fate to lose? I have Mario locked up in a room, you know. This key will open the door to his room! I still can't believe you beat me."
 * (to Mario) "You're Mario!!! What are you doing here?! My underlings locked you up in that room. Never mind. I'll deal with you myself! Now I will trample you as you have trampled us!"
 * (defeated) "Aaaaauuuuuuurrghhh! I am so angry I am cooking in my own succulent juices! The Goombas have lost...Again?! Is this our destiny?! To be trampled by oppressive feet for all eternity? No, we will definitely triumph next time! Yes, next time! The Goombas' fate is not defeat, but perseverance!"
 * (to Luigi) "Whaaa?! You're...Ma-Mari......Huh? Oooh, you're just that Luigi fellow. I confused you with Mario. Your mustaches look so similar. Pshaw! I'll deal with you specially. Now, bring it on!"
 * (defeated) "This is unbelievable. I...I lost to that pip-squeak Luigi! This must be some kind of mistake! I'll keep my guard up next time we battle. Just you wait..."
 * (to Wario) "I have my sights set on Mario. You're hardly even worth the energy it would take to trample you. But I do so love to stomp on those who have spent all eternity stomping my clan. And since you've come all this way...Bring it on!"
 * (defeated) "I can't believe you just beat me like that...N-not too shabby. I figured you were a fighter with that mean mustache. I'll battle you again when I have some free time. You should thank your lucky stars that I've got such a packed schedule."

Green Rabbits

 * "What?! Mangy moustache man caught me?! I really have to train harder. All right. You can have this key. Here. Take it."
 * "You caught me again?! I'm hoppin' mad!"
 * "Oh, no. I can't believe I got caught again. And by such a nobody! This is really starting to damage my self-esteem."
 * "I can't believe it! Outrun by a human!  This is the worst day of my life.  Here, take the key."
 * "Aaaaaaaie!!! It really can't be! But then, here's the key."

King Boo

 * (to Mario) "Eee hee hee...I am Big Boo, the spookiest of all the spirits. I locked up the whimpy green moustached man. And I'll do the same to you! Eee hee hee... Since I'm a ghost, I can turn invisible in the mirror's reflection. You have to attack me from behind to defeat me. But you'll die of fright before that ever happens! And then you'll be one of us!
 * (defeated) "Eee hee hee! You can never really kill a ghost! We always come back! See you again. Eee hee hee!"
 * (to Luigi) "Eee hee hee...I am Big Boo, the ghastliest of all ghosts! What the...? I thought I locked you up...Well, never mind. Now I'll really creep you out! You can't escape...Eee hee hee!"
 * (defeated) "Eee hee hee! We ghosts always rise from the dead. I just love the look of terror on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!"
 * (to Wario) "Eee hee hee...I am Big Boo, the scariest of the spirits. Eek! What's this?! Your face...It would even scare a ghost. How horrible! You've got it backwards...I do the scaring around here! All right, now I'll put some real fear in that frightening face of yours! Eee hee hee!"
 * (defeated) "Augh! The scariest one wins, and your face is flesh-creepingly frightening. Good thing I don't have any flesh! Eee hee hee! This is not the end. See you again."

Lakitu

 * (to Yoshi) "Yoshi...Yoshi... (wakes Yoshi) Listen...Mario hasn't returned yet..."
 * (to Yoshi at the castle doors) "Uh-oh. Looks like the doors are locked, huh? Hmmm, I just saw a rabbit taking off with a key in his mouth. Why don't you look for him on the Touch Screen map, Yoshi?"
 * (to Mario at the castle doors) "Good afternoon. The Lakitu Bros., here reporting live from just outside the Princess's castle. Mario has just arrived on the scene, and we'll be filming the action live as he enters the castle and pursues the missing Power Stars. As seasoned cameramen, we'll be shooting from the recommended angle, but you can change the angle by pressing the    Buttons. If we can't adjust any further, we'll buzz. To take a look at the surroundings, stop and press . Press  to resume play. Switch camera modes with the . Signs along the way will review these instructions. For now, reporting live, this has been the Lakitu Bros."

Mario

 * (Super Mario 64 title screen intro) "It's-a me, Mario!"
 * (On the title screen in Super Mario 64) "Hello!"
 * (After a short demo on the title screen in Super Mario 64) "Press Start, to play."
 * (After selecting a file in Super Mario 64) "Okey dokey!"
 * (Before falling asleep when the player doesn't use the controller for a long time in Super Mario 64) "I'm a tired..." (Yawns and falls asleep)
 * (dreaming about pasta while sleeping in Super Mario 64) {snores} "Ah spaghetti..." {snores} "Ah ravioli" {snores} "Ah mamma mia..."
 * (After throwing Bowser with full power out of bounds in Super Mario 64) "So long-a, Bowser!"
 * (After the credits in Super Mario 64) "Thank you so much-a for to playing my game!"
 * (After grabbing a star and after Peach thanks him) "Here we go!"
 * (Upon entering a level) "Let's-a go!"
 * (Upon losing a life) "Mamma mia!"
 * (When the DS is closed in Super Mario 64 DS) "Buh-bye!"
 * (After getting a Game Over) "Game Over!"

Narration

 * (getting hidden Star) "Wow! Another Power Star! You're getting stronger from the power of the castle."
 * (getting 100-coin Star) "You've collected 100 coins! You gain more power from the castle."

Orange Rabbits

 * "You caught up to me with those stubby legs!? No fair! Fine. Take my key. Here."
 * "Not bad, "boss." How do you run so fast with those stubby legs? Guess you can't judge a book by its cover, huh."
 * "How do you run with stubby legs?! Do I have to call you boss from now on?  Here!"
 * "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, you caught me."
 * "OWWWWWWW-WAAAAAAAAAHH!!! I'm caught! Eeeee! I'm a rabbit who is orange. I'll say-- Here's the most easy key I've ever found. Here you go."
 * "Give me a break. My friends are sleeping, anyway."

Princess Peach

 * (after being rescued in Super Mario 64) "Mario! The power of the Stars is restored to the castle...and it's all thanks to you! Thank you, Mario! We have to do something special for you... (kisses Mario) Listen, everybody, let's bake a delicious cake...for Mario... (after everyone except Mario leaves) Mario!"
 * (after being rescued in Super Mario 64 DS) "Oh! Yoshi! The power of the Stars is restored to the castle... and it's all thanks to you! Thank you all! We have to do something special for you... (kisses Mario) Listen... Let's bake a delicious cake... for my heroes... (after everyone except Yoshi leaves) Yoshi!"
 * (In Super Mario 64, "Yoshi" is replaced with "Mario" (the only playable character) and the phrase "Thank you all!" isn't present.)
 * (at the beginning of the game) "Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool. Peach.".
 * (signpost outside The Princess's Secret Slide) "My castle is in great peril!! I know it's because of Bowser again. Will he never tire of terrorizing us? He stole the castle's Power Stars and disappeared into the walls along with us! Retrieve all of the Power Stars from the walls and the paintings in the castle. Here is a hint: there are secret paths in this room, and one of them leads to a Secret Star! Find the Secret Star! It will help you on your quest."
 * (signpost at the end of Bowser in the Dark World) "Watch out for Bowser's flames! To beat him, get behind him and grab his tail by pressing ! Spin him around with the   before you to send him flying. The faster you spin him, the farther he'll go! Take a good look around with the arrows on the Touch Screen . Find the spiked orbs in the corners. To defeat Bowser, throw him into one. Aim carefully and press   to fling him far, far away."

Pink Rabbits

 * "Are you by any chance the famous Super Mario? The one who stomps anything in his path? Eek! Please don't stomp on me! If you don't, I'll give you the key. Here!"
 * "You caught me yet again! You're really amazing. I guess that's why they call you Super Mario. But I believe I already gave you the key."
 * "Ouch! There's no need for violence, you big brute! It's my key. I don't see YOUR name one it. But I'll let you have it if you put me down. Here!"
 * "Put me down, you horrible rabbit grabber! I already gave you the key I sto- I mean found!"
 * "Ugh!! I'm a bit careless. Could you let me go? Anyway, here's the key. Take it, please..."

SM64

 * "Am I glad to see you! The Princess...and I...and, well, everybody...we're all trapped inside the castle walls. Bowser has stolen the castle's Stars, and he's using their power to create his own world in the paintings and walls. Please recover the Power Stars! As you find them, you can use their power to open the doors that Bowser has sealed. There are four rooms on the first floor. Start in the one with the painting of Bob-omb inside. It's the only room that Bowser hasn't sealed. When you collect eight Power Stars, you'll be able to open the door with the big star. The Princess must be inside!

SM64DS

 * (to Yoshi) "Thank heavens you came too, Yoshi! Bowser has locked Princess Toadstool and all of us inside the walls. He stole our Power Stars, and is using their magic to create an evil land of monsters in the castle walls and paintings. Mario and his buddies went to retrieve the Stars, but they haven't come back. Last time I saw them, they were heading to the room with the painting of the Bob-ombs. Where are they?! Are they taking a nap somewhere? Now it's up to you, Yoshi, to find them and retrieve the Stars! We all are depending on you!"
 * (to Mario) "Mario! Am I glad to see you! I hadn't seen you in so long, that I was getting worried! Looks like you met up with Yoshi all right, huh? You better get back to finding the Power Stars. Princess Toadstool is depending on you! You are our only hope."
 * (with Mario's cap) "Mario, I found this cap in front of the castle a little while ago. You look really good in it, so here you go!"
 * (to Luigi) "Huh? Who are you? Oh, yes...Luigi, right? You're always in Mario's shadow, so I didn't recognize you at first. Princess Toadstool is still trapped inside the walls. Won't you please retrieve the Power Stars, Luigi? But don't get in Mario's way or anything."
 * (with Luigi's cap) "Luigi, I found this cap in front of the castle a little while ago. You must have dropped it. If you want to become a full-fledged hero like your brother, you can't be so careless!"
 * (to Wario) "Eek! Oh, i-it's you, Wario. You're looking as bad as ever. S-sorry! Sorry! Don't give me that dirty look. A-actually, now that I look closer, you look horrible. Erm, horribly healthy that is. I'm not just saying that. Have you been working out? Princess Toadstool is still trapped in the walls. We're all counting on your muscle to defeat Bowser and get the Power Stars. Wait a minute. You wouldn't sneak one out of the castle, right? Eek! J-just kidding!"
 * (with Wario's cap) "Wario, I found this cap in front of the castle a little while ago. I knew it was yours because of its distinctive...erm...aroma. Actually, it reeked pret-ty bad. I can't believe I touched it. You really should wash that thing more often. Anyways, here you go."

Near Course 1

 * (to Yoshi) "Yoshi! Mario and the others just jumped into that picture. But...they haven't come back out, despite the castle's plight. Despite all that, it's really rude to act like a maniac. Use the Touch Screen to run and walk even on narrow ledges."
 * (to Mario) "Mario, Yoshi jumped in that picture chasing you. Did he find you? The mountain in that picture looks like a great place to relax. I bet it's a peaceful land, with no strife."
 * (to Luigi) "Luigi, I heard that you can run on water for brief periods. That's just incredible! I have a new respect for you, seriously. Oh! I know! Can you show me a backward somersault? Spin, spin, SUPERSPIN!"
 * (to Wario) "Wario, it's impolite to shuffle noisily around the castle, you know. No matter how tough you look...it's...umm...prohibited."

Near Course 2

 * (to Yoshi) "Bowser took all the Stars I tried to hide here. There are 7 in each course. You'll need your buddies to get some of them. Teamwork goes a long way when you're going up against Bowser."
 * (to Mario) "Mario, why don't you triple jump into the painting? It's such a stylish move! I'll watch it from here."
 * (to Luigi) "What?! You're Luigi? The world's most inept and least charismatic brother? Wow! Can you introduce me to Mario? Huh? Did we meet the other day? I totally forgot. You're not very memorable. I guess your brother got all the charisma in the family, huh!"
 * (to Wario) "Your reputation's bad, Wario, but only because your mustache is mean looking. If you ask me, it's a good look. It'll scare the enemies into forking over the stolen Power Stars!"

Near Course 3

 * (to Yoshi) "The Star you chose at the beginning of the course appears on the map below. The name of the Star is also a clue. You can also collect Stars that don't appear on the map. Get the Stars in any order you like. Keep in mind though...Some Stars only appear when you choose specific missions, enemies, and items. Once you've retrieved some Stars, move on to the door to the next course. Everyone's waiting for you to save us!"
 * (to Mario) "Being imprisoned in these walls can drive a fungus crazy. When I really start to freak out, I think to myself, "Well, I'm going to be here for a while, so I might as well stare at the fish. They are oddly hypnotic." Then I actually start to like being captured............Aaaguugh! IT'S MADNESS! I've got to snap out of this! You have to free us before we're all completely brainwashed! ...But for now, why don't you gaze at the fish with me. You look tense. Come relax."
 * (to Luigi) "Sometimes when I'm staring at the fish, I think I wouldn't mind staying here forever. It helps me forget about my horrible fate. Would you like to join me and watch together? It'll soothe you."
 * (to Wario) "Wario?! Eek! There are no valuables in here, so please don't hurt me. I'm serious! Why don't you just sit down and stare at the fish with me?"

Near Course 6

 * (to Yoshi) "That dinosaur-skin look is so aeons ago. You know, even a cap would really spice up your look. Come back when you get one, because I have advice for the fashionably dressed."
 * (to Mario) "Even if all the caps look the same, the one you've been wearing for years is special. Your luck will run out if you lose it. When you lose your cap, hitting a ? Block is very unlucky. But don't worry. You can find your cap in the course where you lost it. It should appear on the map below."
 * (to Luigi) "Luigi, even if all the caps look the same, the one you've been wearing for years is special. Don't lose it or your luck will run out. If you lose your cap, hitting a ? Block will spell disaster! But don't worry too much. If you lose your cap, you'll find it in the course where you lost it--just look at the map below."
 * (to Wario) "Wario, just because the caps look the same, the one you've been wearing for years is special. Your luck will turn bad without it. Don't count on your devilishly good luck to bail you out of this one, Wario. Without your cap, you'll only get trouble from the ? Block. You can find your lost cap in the course where you lost it. It should appear on the map below."

Near courses 7 & 8

 * (to Yoshi) "Wow! You've recovered that many Stars? Way to go, Yoshi! I knew I could count on you. You'll have us out of here in no time! Be careful, though. Bowser and his band are getting desperate. Here's a tip to help you out: When you fall from a high place, you can avoid getting hurt if you pound the ground before you land."
 * (to Mario) "Wow! You've recovered that many Stars? Way to go! You'll have us out of here in no time! Be careful, though. Bowser and his band wrote the book on bad. Take my advice: When you fall from a high place, it'll hurt less if you ground-pound near the ground. If you go back to your room, you can switch places with Yoshi. Everyone deserves a chance to shine."
 * (to Luigi) "Wow! You've recovered that many Stars? Way to go, Mario! ...What? You're Luigi? I don't believe it. Luigi couldn't have pulled off such an impressive feat! Stop trying to fool me, Mario! You might be wearing green clothes...But don't think I can't tell you two apart. Fine. If you're really Luigi, you'll be able to spin in the air after a backward somersault. You'll also have the amazing agility and be able to run on water for a second. You'll also be able to scuttle in Standard Mode by holding B. When I see you do all that, maybe then I'll believe you're Luigi!"
 * (to Wario) "I can tell that you are obsessed with money. But since coins help you recover from injuries, we should all be so greedy. I hear red coins refill 2 pieces of the Power Meter and blue coins refill 5. That's incredible!"

Near Entrance to Course 10

 * (to Yoshi) "Thank you, Yoshi! The Power Stars are returning one by one. You've chased Bowser right out of here! Oh, by the way, are you collecting coins? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!"
 * (to Mario) "Thanks! The castle is recovering its energy as you retrieve Power Stars. You've chased Bowser right out of here, on some area ahead. Oh, by the way, are you collecting coins? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!"
 * (to Luigi) "Hey, Luigi! I'm your biggest fan! You're the best "supporting actor" the world's ever seen! The work you've done guarding Mario is great! I think if you were a bit more assertive, you could definitely move into a leading role! By the way, are you collecting coins? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!"
 * (to Wario) "Thank you, Wario! The Power Stars are returning one by one. I feel terrible that I misjudged you. I assumed you came to the castle to steal treasures... It's just that you have such a nasty-looking face, so I thought... Oh, no, that's not what I meant to say! Your face is very tough looking, very rugged. Perfect for scaring enemies. Ahem. Oh, yes. You like coins, right? Special Stars appear when you collect 100 coins in each of the 15 courses!"

Near Course 12

 * (to Yoshi) "Wow! Look at all those Power Stars! Please, give Bowser the boot! Here, let me give you hints about the castle. In then room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that's not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting."
 * (to Mario) "Thanks to the power of the Stars, life is returning to the castle. Please, you have to give Bowser the boot! Here, let me give you a hint about the castle. In then room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that's not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting."
 * (to Luigi) "You're really whaling on Bowser, Luigi! We'll have to call you the Luigi Brothers soon! I'll tell you a secret that will help you out. In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that's not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting."
 * (to Wario) "I guess I was wrong about you, Wario! You can't be all bad if you've retrieved this many Power Stars. I'll trust you with some castle secrets: In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that's not reflected in the mirror, and an ally with info. And when you go to the water town, you can flood it with a high jump into the painting."

Near Courses 14 & 15

 * (to Yoshi) "You've got Bowser cornered, Yoshi! If you hadn't been around, it would've been disastrous! Also, there's something strange about that clock. As you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand."
 * (to Mario) "You've made it this far, Mario. Bowser is waiting on the top floor. You must go rescue the princess. I'll stay here and, um, keep a look out. But before you go, keep in mind that the world inside that clock is weird! When you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand!"
 * (to Luigi) "You've made it this far, Luigi! I guess Mario's not the only one who's super. But remember this before you go! The world inside that clock is weird! When you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand!"
 * (to Wario) "Wow! Look at all those Power Stars! Guess you're good at other things besides stealing money, huh. Oh yeah. Don't forget that the world inside that clock is very strange! When you jump inside, watch the position of the big hand!"

Ukiki

 * (caught by Yoshi) "Uukee-kee! Don't eat me. I won't taste good, and I'll give you a terrible stomachache! Help me! Uukee-kee!"
 * (stealing cap) "Ukkiki...wakkiki...kee kee! Ha! I snagged it! It's mine! Heeheeheeee!
 * (after being caught) "Ackk! Let...go... You're...choking...me... Grak...I've been framed! This cap? Oh, all right, take it. It's a cool cap, but I'll give it back. Just remember that it looks better on me than you. Eeee! Kee keeeee!

Whomp King

 * (before battle) "It makes me so mad! We build your houses, your castles. We pave your roads. And you still walk all over us. Do you ever say thank you? No! Well, you're not going to wipe your feet on me! I think I'll crush you just for fun! Do you have a problem with that? Just try to pound me, wimp! Ha!"
 * (defeated) "No! Crushed again! I'm just a stepping stone, after all. I won't gravel, er, grovel. Here, you win. Take this with you!"

Wiggler

 * (before battle) "Waaaa! You've flooded my house! Wh-why??? Look at this mess! What am I going to do now? The ceiling's ruined, the floor is soaked...What to do, what to do? Huff...huff...it makes me so...MAD!!! Everything's been going wrong ever since I got this Star...It's so shiny, but it makes me feel strange..."
 * (1st hit) "I can't take this anymore! First you get me all wet, then you stomp on me! Now I'm really, really, REALLY mad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
 * (2nd hit) "Hey! Knock it off! That's the second time you've nailed me. Now you're really asking for it, linguine breath!"
 * (defeated) "Owwch! Uncle! Uncle! Okay, I give up! Take this Star! Whew! I feel better now. I don't really need it anymore, anyway--I can see the stars through my ceiling at night. They make me feel...peaceful. Please, come back and visit anytime."

Yellow Rabbits

 * "Aeeergh! Oh no, please don't eat me. It's a fact that Goombas taste much better. I'll give you something nice in return if you let me go. You'd take that, right?"
 * "Ayieeeeeeeeeeee! I almost had a heart attack! Here, take the key and go."
 * "Noooo! Don't eat me! I'm really tough from all the running I do. Seriously. I'd taste horrible. Let me go and I'll give you this."
 * "Alyeeeee! I thought I was going to die! My entire life flashed before my eyes. Here, take the key and leave me alone!"
 * ''"What part of "I'm not your lunch" do you not understand? I already gave you the key! Put me down!"
 * ''"I'm not chow. How many many times do I have to tell you that? I know I'm irresistibly cute, but try to restrain yourself!
 * ''"Please let me go. I promise I won't play a prank on you. At least, I won't for a while. My buddies are pros at hiding. You'll have a hard time finding us by yourself. Let someone else look for a change."
 * ''"C'mon, help a bunny out. I promise not to play another prank on you. For now."
 * "Oh, noooooo! I'm caught again! Because I'm hopping MAD! Augh! Not too shabby I think. Here's the key. Because I'm not food anymore."

Yellow Rabbit with key

 * (caught by Yoshi) "Aaaaargh! No, don't eat me! All I did was tease you a little. C'mon, let me go. (spat out) Aiyeeee! I though it was the end for little old me...My entire life flashed before my eyes! Talk about scary! Anyway, here, take the key. It's just slowing me down."
 * (to Yoshi) "Give me a break. I already gave you the key."

Trivia

 * Since Luigi is the only character able to enter Chief Chilly Challenge, and there is no "Yoshi cap" of any kind, it is normally impossible to read Chief Chilly's quotes to Yoshi. The only way to see these messages is through hacking.