List of Iggy Koopa quotes

This is a list of quotes by Iggy Koopa.

Mario is Missing!

 * "I see the dummer plummer. Bro is missing? What a bummer. Think the door will lead to him? Step on through--it's sink or swim!"
 * "If it's my destruction you desire, give up, it only works with fire."
 * "You locked the door, what a bore, now you'll try to lock some more. But Mario's gone and can't be found. Just give up now and get out of town!"
 * "Big B's mad, he's out there burning, 'Cause your puny luck is turning. Flower-fry me, I'll go poof! But Bowser, dude, he's fireproof!"

Mario Kart 8

 * "Iggy!" (when unlocked)
 * "Eh-haaa!" (when selected)
 * "Here we go-ho-ho!" (when airborne)
 * "Bla-hahahahaha!" (1st place)

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "AHAHAHA! You should see the look on your face! No, really. Can we get a mirror over here? Ah, forget it... Let's shred this paper pusher!"
 * "So anyway, I'm Iggy! I'll be your frustratingly overpowered opponent today!"
 * "Let's see what you're made of, pretty boy!"
 * "Come at me!"
 * "OK, so you're not a COMPLETE waste of paint."
 * "Eyes on the prize, boys. Let's show him the REAL power of our chariots!"
 * "AHAHAHA! I'll let my minions wreck you while I go for a leisurely drive!"
 * "NOPE! You can't touch our chariots!"
 * "DENIED! You can't touch our chariots!"
 * "AHAHAHA! These chariots were such a good investment."
 * "What's the matter, Mario? Battle Royal not going the way you thought it would? Well it's about to get even worse! Line 'em up, boys!"
 * "A pretend bone? OK, I'll pretend to lose! AHAHAHA!"
 * "No fair! Where'd you get that thing?"
 * "JUST KIDDING! Did you think it was over? That you could just win like that? AHAHAHA!"
 * "Now, unless you brought two of those things... I'll just go ahead and END THIS! Lights out, Mario!"
 * "AW MAN! The sales guy told me those chariots were invincible! I want a refund!"
 * "UGH! I lost on my home turf? That's embarrassing... Well, I guess you can take the Big Paint Star now... Shut it down! Show's over!"

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

 * "More! Fire more stuff!"
 * "You actually made it!"
 * "Can you believe it? Mario's here!"
 * "Yeah, me too! It's gonna be, like, SUPER destroyed!"
 * "I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"
 * "Lemmy! That was…CRAZY! Bahaha!"
 * "Bahaha! Looks like I win!"
 * "Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

 * "Bahaha!"
 * "Bahahaha! Prepare to be royally clobbered!"
 * "I switched your strengths, punks! BAHAHAHA, thank me later!"
 * "Bahahaha!"
 * "Baha…haha…"
 * "Huh? Oh, it’s just Larry."
 * "What do ya think you’re doin’? This is Iggy territory! Lord Fawful is gonna be maaaad at yoooou! Bahahaha!"
 * "What’s with that weird Goomba? Why’s he got a flag on his head?! Makes me wanna grab a golf club and go for a hole-in-one! Foooore! Bahahaha!"
 * "Larry! You need to smack some discipline into your underlings! Anyway, I’m gonna go take out the rest of the woodland creatures, baha. Later, losers!"
 * "Bahahahaaa!"
 * "Here we goooo!"
 * "So, you came to defeat me, eh? You should’ve just said so in the first place! You should know that I’m SUPER DUPER strong!"
 * "Bahahaha! Less chat and more splat!"
 * "I’m hitting a block now! WATCH!!"
 * "Huh?! What…was I doing?"
 * "Ahhh, is that so? Bahahaha!"
 * "Yeah… YEAH! Let’s look for Lord Bowser!"
 * "Ludwig was really trying his hardest too! Bahahaha!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

 * "Yeah… Let’s play!"
 * "Ahahaha! Wait, were you being serious?"
 * "Maybe they were, like, hypnotized or something…"
 * "I mean…just kidding, guys! Ahaha…ha…"
 * "And I will…also stay! I’m hungry for carrots! Bahahaha!"
 * "Good luck, guys."
 * "Bahaha…hrm. Looks heavy."
 * "I dunno either. Too bad we couldn’t ask Ludwig, Roy, Larry or Wendy… Bahaha!"
 * "Hey, so…we’re a little light on Koopalings lately… Bahaha!"
 * "You sure? I mean, I am in the mood for a long solo hike through unfamiliar and dangerous territory… See you later, I guess. Bahaha!"
 * "Whoa! Almost walked right off this cliff. That would NOT have been funny. Bahaha!"
 * "Larry? Kamek? Who was that?"
 * "Oh, it’s just you g-."
 * "Oopsie?! Eeep."
 * "Heya, sweet potato! Can ya sling me a sarsaparilla? (Hello, miss. I am thirsty and in search of a refreshing beverage.)"
 * "What do you cats want, anyhow?"
 * "I’m just lookin’ to wet my whistle, y’see? (I'm speaking with the wait staff at this fine establishment. Please leave me alone.)"
 * "I gotta stay sharp and salty. So if ya can’t help me out, I got no use for ya. (My previously stated endevour requires my full attention.)"
 * "Ya gettin’ the transmission? (Please understand.)"
 * "I ain’t buyin’ what you gigglemugs are sellin’. (What are you gents talking about? I don't understand what you're saying to me.)"
 *  "Kuzzle! What's the scoop, chuckles? (Hello Kuzzle, my dear friend!)"
 * "I think these jokesters are tryin’ to start somethin’. (These two gentlemen claim they have some business to settle with me.)"
 * "You think they’re on the trolley? ‘Cause I’m about ready to fix ‘em a knuckle sandwich with extra pepper! (I'm not certain I trust their motives!)"
 * "It’s been a real fizz-pop summer, ain’t it?"
 * "No way, gramps! This beach is aces. (I'd rather stay with you, grandfather. I cherish my life here.)"
 * "These wet rags can go chase themselves! (I advise these gentlemen to kindly take their leave of us.)"
 * "Ugh… What’s going on? What happened?"
 * "Oh, it’s you guys! What are we doing here? Let’s go get that onion thing!"
 * "What were you saying about my memories? I lost them? Bahaha! That’s great!"
 * "Huh? Who’s Charlie?"
 * "You think they’re my buddies? Well, my brain is still a bit addled, so I’ll go with it. Catch ya on the flipside, daddio! Bahaha!"
 * "Bahaha! Didn’t see that coming!"
 * "Man, this is wild. Bahaha!"
 * "Yeah! I’m always in for a butt-kicking!"
 * "Bahaha! You’re joking, right? And people say I’m the crazy one!"
 * "Oh…it hurts to laugh. But it’s still so funny!"
 * "Heh. That’s insightful, Morton."
 * "Bahaha! They look like us!"
 * "Guys! Come look!"
 * "Bahaha! Let's go!" (before the start of a level)
 * "Wheee! Bahaha!" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
 * "Lord Junior! Who did this to you?" (Super Counter)
 * "All right, you're gonna pay for that!" (Super Counter)
 * "You're not really my buddy, pal!" (Super Counter)
 * "Now there are two of me!" (Super Counter)
 * "Oh, I didn't forget about you!" (Super Counter)
 * "Hey, buddy!" (Super Counter)
 * "Argh! I'm still mad!" (Super Counter)

Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario

 * "...spooky!"
 * "...we'd mess up this heist! Old Pop's gonna have to (with Hip) eat his words!"
 * "(with Hip) Phew!"
 * "W-w-what was..."
 * "...and hightail it outta here!"
 * "Hey, Hip! Does this old prince mummy guy look familiar?"
 * "...without anyone seeing us!"
 * "...of mean Dad's!"

Misadventure of Mighty Plumber

 * "Yay, Cheatsy!"

Mush-Rumors

 * "...like there's no wall here!"
 * "Alright!"
 * "Well, what are ya talking about?"
 * "(with Hip) ALIENS?!"
 * "(with Hip) They're coming! They're coming!"
 * "(with Hip) ALIENS!!!"

The Ugly Mermaid

 * "...are right on our tail!"
 * "...Luigi, the Princess and Toad!"

Life's Ruff

 * "...Bowzer of an idea!"
 * "...King Dad wanted us to cause when he told us to follow Luigi!"
 * "No duck here, turkey!"
 * "Now King Windbag...is King Fleabag!"
 * "And the pesky plumber is gonna be..."
 * "...of all the trouble we're causing Luigi!"
 * "...CHOW TIME!!!"
 * "...is headed for the doghouse!"
 * "...Fidos!"
 * "...1...LET'S BLASTOFF!!!"

7 Continents for 7 Koopas

 * "And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot! Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!"

Super Koopa

 * "(with Hip) We're all set, Kooky!"
 * "...except in the Real World!"
 * "Get those ugly old paintings outta here! We've gotta make room for our new masterpieces!"

A Little Learning

 * "School looks like..."
 * "...go!"
 * "Aww, come on,..."
 * "You forgot..."
 * "(with Hip) Yes, King Dad!"
 * "Like King Dad said,..."
 * "(with Hip) And to the repulsiveness for which he stands, one Koopa, underground, reprehensible, with lizards and Goombas for all!"
 * "We wanna go..."
 * "Except King Dad..."
 * "Time to heat up..."
 * "...hot!"
 * "5...4...3...2... (with Hip) 1!"
 * "...with broccoli..."
 * "(with Hip) ...and get Oogli!"
 * "...when his eggabaga turns out to be...a Piranha mama!"
 * "...a real blowout!"
 * "(with Hip) I love school!"
 * "...the best of it!"
 * "You tap once, I turn it a little!"
 * "...I give ya the works!"
 * "King Dad! You don't belong here!"
 * "Give us a chance! We're doing an experiment even you'd be proud of!"
 * "You mean it's a holiday?"

Miscellaneous

 * 「ウキャキャキャキャ. マリオ、してんだろうな. ザマーミロ. それじゃあ、オイラがゲームを、ワールド1をにとってするからよーくいとけよ. 」 ("Ukyakyakyakya. Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. Serves them right. So then, listen to me, I'll use World 1 as an example to illustrate how to play the one-player game.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 14.
 * "Ha ha! Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. I can hardly wait to meet up with him!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 15.
 * "So what if I'm not as tough as my brothers and sister! I can still get you! C'mon, Mario (I think I'll try to get him with my speed and a double blast from my wand... yeah, that's the ticket!)." - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
 * "Don't be Stupid!" - "Super Mario-kun" Volume 1
 * 「まってたぜおバカども！！」 ("Hold up, you idiots!!") - Super Mario-kun Volume 42 (page 30)
 * 「ボクの飼い犬がお相手するよ. 」 ("My pet dog will be your opponent.") - Super Mario-kun Volume 42 (page 31)
 * "I call it the Giant Likeness Outputting Machine. Or GLOM for Short." - Double Trouble
 * "I've been waiting for you, you clods!" - Super Mario Manga Mania, Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 128)
 * "I could beat you chumps really easily, but... That'd be boring for the readers. So you get to face my pet pup."- Super Mario Manga Mania, Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 129)