User:Beecanoe

'''300 Dude: THIS IS SPARTA!

Beecanoe: No, this is my userpage.

Patrick: No, this is Patrick

'''Beecanoe: Anyway, I have an update. I'm working on the game ideas wiki right now. Why I tell you this? The wiki has two active users, far less than it deserves. And no I'm not going to retire but this will be the last userpage edit you'll see in a long time (maybe). The link for game ideas wiki is right here .'''

User Mario Kart
Fuzzipede27 did user bestiary, Zero777 did the user brawl. Now I bring you the latest, user Mario Kart! This is where I put the name of a user down along with their Special Item/attack, weight, and kart. I'll only put myself,my friends, and a few popular users on this list for now (Those users can tell me if I should change their stats), but feel free to post a request. The only thing I ask is to put the stats down with the request. Oh yeah, and the last thing. Put down if you're a default or unlockable character, and if you're unlockable, put how.

Beecanoe

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Summons Dry Bowser to kick racers' butts!
 * Kart:Banisher
 * Status:Default

BabyLuigiOnFire

 * Weight Class:Light
 * Special:Explodes
 * Kart:Wario Car
 * Status:Default

Fawfulfury65

 * Weight Class::Light
 * Special:Becomes Dark Fawful and destroys everyone, making them tiny for a whole entire lap!
 * Kart:A kart that resembles Fawful's helmet
 * Status:Unlocked by completing the Mushroom Cup on Mirror

GalacticPetey

 * Weight Class:Heavy
 * Special:FIRES HIS LAZAAAAAR!
 * Kart:Pirahna Prowler
 * Status:Default

Fuzzipede27

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Summons over 9000 fuzzipedes to blind everyone on the course and uses a dash pepper.
 * Kart:An upsidedown Luigi Wing cap
 * Status:Unlocked by beating Leaf Cup on 100cc.

Zero777

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Cybernetic Laser Vision
 * Kart:Shooting Star
 * Status:Unlocked by beating everything in the game plus some hacking

Dry Paratroopa

 * Weight Class:Light
 * Special:Spirit Supernova
 * Kart:A cross between the Banisher from MKDS and the Para Wing from MKDD
 * Status:Unlocked by clearing all cups with Beecanoe

MATEOELBACAN

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Giga Laser Beam
 * Kart:Turbo Yoshi
 * Status:Default

Mr bones

 * Weight Class:Middle
 * Special:Becomes a bat and bites every car's wheel
 * Kart:Vampire BWAHAHABONSER
 * Status:Unlocked by completing all cups with all default characters

Highly recommended websites
Extra: Go to google and type in "dude falling" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
 * addictinggames.com
 * mofunzone.com
 * instantsfun.es (I highly reccomend this site)
 * sonic.wikia.com (only for the few Sonic fans on this wiki)
 * ign.com
 * notdoppler.com (only because the game Dust is on there)
 * 1980-games.com
 * stickpage.com
 * aqworlds.com
 * icanhascheezburger.com/failblog.org (either one will get you there)

Funny uses of over 9000
Seriously, if these don't make you want to watch this video on youtube, I don't know what will. Toad:"How much do these pants cost?" Clerk:"It's over 9000!!!" Mario:What does-a the scouter say about this guy's-a power level? Random Toad:IT'S OVER 9000!!! Beecanoe:How many edits does she have? My god, IT'S OVER 9000!!! Beecanoe:What's the power level of Godzilla's LAZORS? GalacticPetey:It's OVER 9000!!! Wario:What does the number on the scale say? Waluigi:IT'S OVER 9000!!! Toadsworth:I daresay, how many times has Mario beat this gallumping beast? Toadbert:IT'S OVER 9000!!! Random user:How many of these OVER 9000 jokes can you make? Beecanoe:OVER 9000!!!
 * When a Toad is in the Shine Rank shop in M&L:BIS
 * When Mario fights Dry Bowser
 * When Beecanoe sees FawfulFury65's userpage
 * When Beecanoe asks GalacticPetey about Godzilla
 * When Wario stands on the scale but can't see the number and asks Waluigi
 * When Toadsworth and Toadbert watch Mario kick Bowser's cheeks
 * When a random user asks Beecanoe how many times he could make OVER 9000 jokes\

My Friends (In Order)

 * Dry Paratroopa
 * MATEOELBACAN
 * Fawfulfury65
 * Mr bones
 * GalacticPetey
 * Geniusguy445

Default

 * Toad
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Peach
 * Baby Luigi
 * Koopa Paratroopa

Unlockable

 * Toadette
 * Dry Bones
 * Baby Daisy
 * Shy Guy
 * Baby DK
 * Blooper

Default

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Peach
 * Yoshi
 * Daisy
 * Birdo

Unlockable

 * Diddy Kong
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Boo
 * Kamek
 * Monty Mole
 * Sonic (Yeah, really. By the time a game like this is made, Sonic will probably be a Mario character.)

Default

 * Bowser
 * Donkey Kong
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * King Boo
 * Funky Kong

Unlockable

 * Rosalina
 * Petey Pirahna
 * Dry Bowser
 * King K. Rool
 * Wiggler
 * Lubba

Gameboy
*Pro: Almost as good as Donkey Kong Country *Con: The Graphics Suck
 * Donkey Kong Land

Gamecube
Pro: Lots of characters and combinations to choose from Con: Most of the tracks are boring Pro: Bowser, Ganon, Mewtwo, and Roy became playable! Con: The fighting style feels too heavy Pro: Three out of four of the teams are awesome Con: The characters shout the same one or two battle cries everytime they attack Pro: Shadow's in it! And you can use guns. Con: The fact that if you choose Eggman, Sonic, or Black Doom's side, they yell at you for attacking their soldiers that are  on their side. Wouldn't they tell their soldiers to not shoot Shadow? Pro: LOTS of characters to choose from Con: Not long enough to complete Pro: Spongebob is in it  Con: Just about everything else
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Sonic Heroes
 * Shadow the Hedgehog
 * LEGO Star Wars
 * Nicktoons Unite!

Gameboy Advance

 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit
 * Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
 * Donkey Kong Country
 * Namco Museum
 * Frogger's Adventures: Temple of the Frog
 * LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
 * Bionicle: Maze of Shadows

Wii

 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Mario Strikers Charged
 * Mario Super Sluggers
 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
 * Wii Sports
 * Wii Play
 * Wii Sports Resort

My Favorite quotes

 * "Monster, I am not a monster. I AM A GOD!" Mecha Sonic, Super Mario Bros. Z
 * "Lucky Candy! (Or Rucky Candy if you say it like it sounds)" Karate Duo #1, Bowser's Kingdom
 * "That's it! I'm throwin' hammers!" Paul Hammerbro, Bowser's Kingdom
 * "What? But I know I can help! I can turn people into eggplants!" Eggplant Wizard, Smash Kingdom
 * "You can have...MY BIG GAY DANCE!" King Dedede, Brawl Taunts"''
 * "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" Wierd Monster, Dragonball Z
 * "LEROOOOOOOY!!!! JENKINNNNNNS!!!!" Guy playing WoW
 * "It's OVER 9000!!!!" Vegeta, Dragonball Z
 * "No! This is Patrick!" Patrick, Spongebob
 * "The first resson is- you must make loud, unnecessary sounds- when you hit things!" Ryan Higa, How to be Ninja
 * "Come back when you're ready to put up a fight!"
 * "I HAVE FURY!!!" Fawful, You know what

Other Wikis

 * Currently I am part of the Game Ideas Wiki (http://gameideas.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Ideas_Wiki). I extremely recommend you got to this site if you have gaming ideas you want to make public. No, really, click on the damn link. There is, like, one other active user on that site.
 * I started a wiki called the Epic Saga Wiki. (http://epicsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Epic_Saga_Wiki). You don't need to be a member of the site.  You can just look at the pages that were posted (though I haven't made much progress).  Go to the site, read the introduction so you know what it's all about.

Finding the Wiki
Dry Bowser: "Look at this crap! Everyone is having fun writing all sorts of poop about Mario and stuff and praising him! It disgusts me!"

Beecanoe: "You're very right, boss."

Dry Bowser: "Yeah, I know I'm right." (walks out of the room away from the computer)

Beecanoe: (looks around checking if anyone is watching, goes to the computer and creates an account)

Dry Bowser: (reenters the room and sees him) "WTF are you doing going on this crap?!"

Beecanoe: "But boss! There's a page for you!"

Dry Bowser: (Sits in the computer chair, looks over the page) "This is pathetic! It's small!"

Beecanoe: "That's because you haven't been in enough games!"

Dry Bowser: "................whatever................have fun."