List of Super Mario World (television series) quotes

This is a list of quotes from the Super Mario World television series, listed by character.

Mario

 * "It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!" - Upon seeing Luigi's "Football", "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "And there's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids who've been good!" - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
 * "Rotten fruit... Eggshells... It looks like it's coming out of... Yuck!" - Before getting hit with Scoopa Koopa's garbage, "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Stop that! Yoshi, do you have to eat everything?" - "Born to Ride"
 * "Ugh. Now I know how a meatball feels..." - Upon being eaten by Yoshi, "Mama Luigi"
 * "You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi." - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Mama? Mama Luigi? {laughs}" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Maybe he watches too many cartoons. (Ba-dum crash!) Who cares? I want my Rock TV!"- "Rock TV"
 * "Hey! Maybe I'll see you on PBS!"- After Princess refuses to watch Koopa's Rock TV, "Rock TV"

Luigi

 * "Poor dinosaur; he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "It's a football! I chiseled it!" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Koopa football players grabbed the princess! Mario was attacked by a Koopa Wizard and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself, face-to-face, with a Fire Sumo!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "I fell for hours!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "Mario, wherever you are...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" - "Mama Luigi"
 * "It's all right! He wants to shake hands! He wants to be friends!!" - Rock TV"

Yoshi

 * "Fireballs? Yum!" - A Little Learning"
 * "Yoshi no like meatballs!" - After spiting out Mario," - Mama Luigi"
 * "uh..um..What? Me no eat ball? wha-a You call this fun?" - Send in the Clown"
 * "a-GO LONG! LOOOONG! THROW TOUCHDOWN!" - The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "Hekity, Hokaty, Hike!" - The Yoshi Shuffle"

King Koopa

 * "I'm back! And so is 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World'!" - All episodes
 * "This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree." - "Send in the Clown"
 * "You are about to enter this Warp Pipe and into a dimension beyond space and time." - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Time out on the tongue department, Big Mouth!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Remember, 'Oogtar' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!" - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
 * "STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS... (BOOM) ...morning." - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
 * "All right! Come and get your burgers!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Patience, my little chickadees. Egg Scoopa Koopas for everyone, cash in hands, of course." - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, mmm!" - "King Scoopa Koopa"
 * "Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" - "Rock TV"
 * "I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time, not since yesterday." - "Rock TV"
 * "Clams, coins, old socks, we're given' em away!" - "Rock TV"
 * "What's the one thing most likely to rot peoples' minds and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes? I remember now! TELEVISION!" - "Rock TV"
 * "Top this, turkey-mouth!" - "Rock TV"
 * "You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" - "A Little Learning"
 * "HIP! HOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL! Gladly. " - "A Little Learning"
 * "I can always build another castle, but you can't build another princess." - "Mama Luigi"
 * "I'll be back, and when I do, that dino twerp's going on a crash diet!" - "Mama Luigi"

Kooky von Koopa

 * "Good idea, Mario. Great idea. In fact, just the idea I needed to conquer the Dome City." - "The Wheel Thing"
 * "Thank you, Marios. You've inspired me to create my most monstrous invention ever!" - "The Wheel Thing"
 * "Later, King Dad. Gotta finish the Kooky von Koopa memorial freeway!" - "The Wheel Thing"

Big Mouth Koopa

 * "Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet fixers might see us! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don’t want them at our circus. We just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said! Then the more the better, and furthermore-" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of ‘em all! The Koopaling Bros. Circus! Greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of ‘em all! Master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs! Mastermind of the amazing Mechkoopas! Lord of all he surveys! Purveyor of-" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "On to the next act, folks! There’ll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life! The last time of your life!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara, so long, ciao! See you later alligator, ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" - "Send in the Clown"
 * "Welcome to All Star Prehistoric Wrestling! A fringe gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner, in the pink and purple trunks with the orange ruffles, weighing at 1900 pounds each, totally terrible, and gruesome, high heavily thunderous, thundering, powering, towering, rusting, ripping, tall-heavy, top by top, by tip-toe, tip top, top tip-" - "Rock TV"
 * "You're looking live at the Koopa dome where football is played the way it was meant to be played in the dark, dusty dungeon. Welcome to today's game featuring those bad boys of the Neon Castle: the Koopa Carcass Crunchers." - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "And before I forget, we would like to extend a special welcome to Mario's brother, Luigi; without his presence as a football, none of this would be possible." - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
 * "So it will be first and ten but it might as well be fourth because it's now or never it's do or die and it's sudden death if the egg breaks open. Boy that missed extra point sure looms big now, all the excitement-" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"

Kootie Pie Koopa

 * "The thing I love most about my new palace is that all these lovely ice mirrors let me see myself everywhere I look! What I don't like about my ice palace... is THAT IT'S FREEZING! I am so cold I have ice on my feet! I'm turning blue and I hate that! [...] You'd better do something about it before I LOSE MY TEMPER! I WANNA BE WARM! I WANT HEAT! I WANT FIRE! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Fire Sale"
 * "GET ME OUT OF HERE! IT'S FREEZING! I've never been this cold in my life! {to the Koopa Troopa} Are you listening to me? I'm turning blue again! I hate blue! I hate cold! It's not fair!" - "Fire Sale"

Cheatsy Koopa

 * "I am the emperor of eavesdropping!" - "The Yoshi Shuffle"