List of Mario is Missing! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario is Missing. They are listed by character.

Bowser

 * "So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..."
 * "D'oh! That was the only copy too!"
 * "Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..."

Curator

 * "Sorry, sir, but we're closed. Kleptomaniacal Koopas seem to have gotten clean away with King Kong."
 * "There's a reward being offered and as soon as we recover what we have lost, we will reopen the Empire State Building."

Iggy Koopa

 * ''"I see the dumber plumber. Bro is missing? What a bummer."

Larry Koopa

 * "Hi Luigi. We figured you'd be coming by. Pity you're never going to see your brother again. I don't even know which door leads to Mario."
 * "Nice try, plunger puss, but only fire can hurt me."
 * "No plumbers behind that door? Go ahead, try another. The wrong door has many handles, plumber dude."
 * "Uh, Luigi, old pal, buddy. You know, I've been on your side all along. Really. Don't burn yourself with that fire flower, pal."

Roy Koopa

 * "Give up, Luigi. We already have cartons of hairdryers and Arctic Express is knocking at the door with another load."
 * "I knew the Koopa Critter defense would be too much for you. Try another door -- you can't stop us!"
 * "Go ahead, lock 'em all. We don't care, we're up to our tails in hairdryers. Soon this place will be a hairdryer-heated hot-house!"
 * "The hairdryers are still humming, pal. You might fry me, but Bowser will still be plugging away!"

Wendy O. Koopa

 * "Hey, how 'bout a kiss, Luigi-kins? No kiss? Then no brother!"

Luigi

 * "I'm practically a popsicle, Mario. Are we there yet?"
 * "The Brooklyn what???"
 * "Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple..."
 * "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile."
 * "And remember, don't take candy from strangers."
 * "Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!"
 * ''"Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle."
 * "You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall."
 * "Sayonara, fly breath!"
 * "I got the key, now Mario goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice."
 * "Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!"

Mario

 * "Come on, 'bro, you're dragging."
 * "We're there. All I can see are turtle tracks. Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two."
 * "I'm going in, 'bro. Those krazy Koopas must be stopped or all this will soon be puddles!"
 * "Luigi, can't talk long. Bowser doesn't know my videophone still works for calling out. I don't know where he's keeping me. Sewage! He's coming back. Later!"

Narration

 * "Somewhere deep in the frozen expanse of the South Pole..."
 * "...Bowser's brand new castle looms large. Deep within, the chief Koopa hunches in his room of gloom, plugging in high-powered hairdryers."
 * "Soon he will throw the main switch, melting snowballs from Stockholm to Sacramento. Thousands of penguins will be left homeless, while well-padded Polar bears overheat."
 * "Hope is running thin down here where the ice runs thick!"
 * "But wait! It's those stouthearted pipefitters from New York! This is a ray of hope!"
 * "Can Mario persuade him to stay? The weatherman predicts record high temperatures in the South Pole without those two!"
 * "Good advice."

Newspapers

 * "Mario Bros. To The Rescue! The Mario Bros. have gone to the South Pole. Representatives say the boys from Brooklyn are heading south to foil a plot to melt the South Pole, which could leave thousands of penguins homeless."
 * "El Polo Sur Se Descongela! The South Pole is defrosting! Water levels are beginning to rise as hundress of hairdryers wreak havoc on the polar snowcaps. Thousands of penguins have begun the long swim to Tierra del Fuego. Meanwhile, Luigi continues his quest for his brother."
 * "Pesky Penguin Influx Thousands of penguins have begun arriving daily as their home in Antarctica is turning to soup. Most are finding their way to Taronga Zoo, where they've tried to gain admission to the polar bear den. The polar bears, meanwhile, are complaining that there's no more room. Zoo officials have appealed to Mario and Luigi to restore the South Pole to its once frozen state."