User:3Dejong



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Well, hey there! Whether youy've seen my page 1,578,536 times or this is the first time you've seen it, feel free to gaze at my new Christmas decor, read about me and the other users here, check out my comics, or just sit back, listen to some Mario music soundtracks and watch some Looney Tunes! You can copy any of the pictures, movies, or music here to your page. Enjoy.

LOOK OUT! YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY AND/OR HUMOR BY READING THE REST OF THIS PAGE! PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR PAGE TO AVOID IMPLODING!

All About Me. Enough said.
''If 3Dejong ruled the world, Humans would be... screaming. ~ Parayoshi, on the Wiki Forum

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I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here _____ __, 2006. This section is all about ME, MYSELF, and, more importantly, I. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls below. But I'd really rather prefer if you didn't.

Poisonal Personals
First of all, the earthreal ME. I am a teenager, age not disclosed, fighting against puberty, facial hair, pimples, but, thank God, NOT the urge to drool over women. However, I do have an urge to drool over game consoles. You may call me a nerd. I prefer to call myself an electronics consultant.

I live in Califorina, bla bla bla, with a family of eight, bla bla bla, etc. If you want to read about my family, next section, please. For right now, just stay with me.

My personal life consists of computers, homeschoolwork, video games, comic strips, and this website. Not a varied existence, but at least it's a happy one.

My parents are Christians, and pretty good for parents. I'm homeschooled, and I really would not ever, ever trade my homeschooling life in for a boring, eight-hour day at some institution where all the kids grate on you if you're a "nerd" or paste themselves all over you if you're a "jock". I once attended a homeschool group for a year where I and about eight other kids would get together every other day and, for two hours, have a study group. It was EXCRUTIATINGLY, PAINFULLY BORING.

I can't see how you guys stand being holed up in school for eight FREAKING HOURS ON END. Two hours were all I could take, and at that, every other day.

Anyway, so I am homeschooled, my parents are Christian, I lead a very, very sheltered life, and I have a TON of siblings.

The Christian part of my life is quite simple. My family isn't Baptist, Jewish, Protestant, Catholic, or whatever. Instead, every Sunday my family and about five of our friend's families get together and read the Bible and discuss it for two hours. No "hand out tracts" or "observe Passover" and all that.

I don't blame you if you skipped over all that.

My Wiki Life
This wiki contitutes about 78.4% of my life right now. That should tell you something about me. I came here last year, pretty much dedicaed my life to this site, and am still not a sysop. (I joined at 3:30 pm, September 18, 2006.) Oh, wells.

My first exposure to Mario came when I played Super Mario Bros: Classic NES Series on a friend's GBA SP. For years I had known, vaugley, that Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation were video game makers, and that Mario was a famous gaming icon. One of my cousins had gotten ahold of a new SP with Pac-Man Collection and Piglet's Big Game, and I spent many happy hours playing both. But Super Mario Bros. exposed me forever to the bright, sidescrolling world of Mario and friends, never to leave. I promptly contracted a severe case of Mario Nerd Fever, never to recover.

I discovered this page while surfing Wikipedia. At first I thought, "Sweet! A cool place about EVERYTHING Mario!" But later, I realized that one could MAKE AN ACCOUNT... and my life has never been the same! I've become a permanent eyesore here, and, somehow, have gotten ADDICTED to typing stuff. Anyway, I'm pretty much the handyman for anything that does NOT involve stuff like "'s>". I use my handy scanner to rip stuff out of Player's Guides (like in the Toady page, for instance), and use my huge understanding of all things Mario to make walkthroughs, articles, pics, etc. I've also somehow contracted intermediate popularity and have appeared in a good number of comics and stories. I also have my personal fan base. >:D

I've made a lot of friends, and, due to some weird flaw in my personality, got really popular. Xzelion's pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;)

I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the MarioWiki Forum. So far, I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr.

I write two 'Shroom columns: The Fake News Interview, in which I interview some random Mario game character.
 * From the Mushroom Vaults]], a column about Mario cheats, hints, and walkthroughs,

I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the MW Alliance. Read it now! It's still in the "meh" phase, but I'm really working hard on it, so read it ASAP.

Finally, a few noteworthy achievements: I have the most Userboxes of any user (over 101 of 'em), I have the biggest userpage of any user, and I'm the most random of any user. I also never use the chatroom.

Well, that wraps up me. Now, let's move on to my mom and dad. DON'T RUN AWAY! They're more intersting than you think...

Family
Yes, my mom 'n dad. I left out my siblings, for fear you might yawn to death.

Mom
My mom is sweet, and always tries to understand me. But the three things she hates with a passion are the three things I LOVE with a passion.

Wait, lemme rephrase. She hates, in her own words, anything that accomplishes nothing. And in her eyes, my three loves, comics/comic books, the entire Internet, and video games are nothing but that.

Actually, it's rooted in good reasoning. I read comics A LOT. I really, really love 'em. But I won't go into that, since it has nothing to do with this site. There, you rabid sysops.

With the Internet, too, she has good reasons. The main reason is the fact she always thinks I'm looking at porn when her back is turned. I am going through puberty, but thank God, I'm not yet at the lusting-for-women-stage. Gar.

There is also the fact she is also afraid of online prederators. If you don't know about the Wayoshi-Willy incident, you're better off not knowing. All I'm saying is that Wayoshi, under an anynomous guise, said very, very bad things to me in chat during that period.

Finally, with video games, I have anger issues. I once broke a DS after a frustrating game of Metroid Prime (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) but that's not the only reason. She and my dad are really, really avid fantasy haters. They hate ANYTHING that is not real-down-to-Earth. They got rid of the Mario games in my house because they contained fantasy, and now they're selling all of our video games for much the same reason.

That's about all I have to say about my mom.

Dad
My dad is... hmm hmm hmmm... OK. He does like video games, but like my mom, hates fantasy. He like Battlefield 2. BLAH. He also does not like me on the internet, but only because of the fact that he does not like me goofing off.

He appears to have forgotten that "kid + lust for fun = teenager".

What's worse is that, being a goverment computer programmer, he knows every trick in the book. So it's really, really hard to hide stuff from him.

Grrrrr.

That about finishes my tirade. Now, let's review what I've learned on this website for your listening boredom...

What I've Learned by Being Here
''You get more out of life by going through it as an idiot.

Online, no one can see you if you chose not to shower in the morning.

Chat rooms are ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, DEGRADINGLY STUPID.

Cheese is good.

Act random, hyper and stupid and you'll gather a lot of friends.

Never trust anyone online. ESPECIALLY in late-night chats. Brrrr. That dang Wayoshi.

People tend to skip over these lists.''

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The Other People
''A friend in need is a friend indeed... an enemy in need is hilarious.'' ~Anonymous

There are a lot of users here. Some are hilarious, some are goofy, some are random, some are scary, some are nasty and proud of it, some are cautious, some are sensible, and most are great friends. Unfortunately, due to some proposal or whatnot, lists of your user friends are now banned. But if you're a n00b here who wants to meet people, talk to me and I'll be only too happy to introduce you to everyone around here!

Well, that's about it. All that I have left to say about eveyone else is a a long list of things people think about me, along with a coverage of the many fads here...

Qoutes
Smiddle: Remember, kids, don't do drugs or you'll end up like 3dejong! (See what happens when you allow people to flame you?

Xzelion: Please don't leave, no one can ever replace you, you rock! (Well, what do you know! I'm POPULAR!)

Paper Jorge: ''I must confess I...I...I... LOVE YOU!!!!!! (not THAT way)'' (Leave it to Jorge.)

Moogle: ''I like you 3dejong. I really do. Dotn hate me for this, but... I think it would be best for your to leave.... You wont get into much trouble and... OH WTF AM I SAYING'' (I really like this qoute. RAWR :3)

Wayoshi: You may compromise before you know it! (This was so weird I HAD to include it.)

Glowsquid: We are not here to be a health-care repository the a fictional character. (Well, whaddya know! That wasn't included in the "How to Be a Editor of a Wiki!")

RAP: You're so cool man!! (I hear this a lot, but it always makes me feel great. 8)

YellowYoshi398: ''I always looked up to you, maybe even as a role model. I once thought you were a Systems Operator... and gave myself a hard bonk when I realized you weren't.'' (This HAD to be the most touching thing I ever read. :')

Murzon (a.k.a. Mr. Dice): ''3dejong is the greatest. End of story. If you leave I will send ninja-blade-weilding shyguys to destroy the world.'' (Maybe I should have left... I wanna see what a ninja-blade-weilding shyguy looks like!)

Max2: ''If you left, heck, I'd grab the nearest plane, fly my butt over to sweet CA, and completely... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'd do something bad!'' (He doesn't think that NOW, though.... 8o)

WarioLoaf: Without you i have no use for my 3D glasses...

Toadbert101:' YOU ROFFLE MY WAFFLES

Uniju :D:' You son of a b****...

Fads
The herd=like mentality of the users here has caused some interesting situations, usually with myself in the middle of them. This is what I believe to be the most complete list of the many many fads that have struck our community. You'll also get to see just how big an impact I've had here. >:D

Cheese Craze of '07
Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere in 2007, along the lines of spring, Plumber made this little category called "Cheese Lovers". Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops. Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic, and really, really srupid discussion evolved on the talk page on the category. I, Plumber, Moogle, YY398, and some other users stayed up late posting immature cheese-related images, stupid cheesy puns, and bad "Cheese in SSBB" images. The next day, Paper Jorge deleted the file, we all got a talking to, and the rebellion stopped. Too much of a good thing.

You've got Spam Mail!
Once upon a time, I made a fake "New Messages" template and stuck it on my page. WHAM! Wayoshi deleted it (no duh). BUt it quickly caught on, and soon I, and other users, were using the "New Messages" coding to make out own versions of "You've Got New Messages". ("You saw it coming/Or no?" from Glowsquid's page, for instance.) I backed out of it a few weeks after the conception, as it was quickly becoming passe. But you can still see the template on some pages...

I'm Outta Here until 13:00
After seeing a status bar on Wayoshi's page, a lightbulb appeared above my head. I asked him to make me one. He did. I used it. But then about fifteen other users made their own. And what's especially annoying is THEY NEVER UPDATE THE DARN THINGS!

You can see my status bar here, and copy the code to make your own. But please, PLEASE update it every day!

A Variable Venerable Variable
My sig. It's been around for about thirteen months, and it's only been REALLY changed about six times. But there's been a WHOLE lot of people that have seen, it, and some have decided to copy it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I guess.

My sig used to be 3dejong. Then 3D, after I had patented my now-familiar usernickname. Then, 3D, add nifty comment here. Eventually, Knife made me a sig whose code was 3D,. This allowed me to stick a little comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs, changing code, but it's always been plain BLUE, and it's always only linked to my page and page talk. Very simple.

Perhaps deceptively so, because sooner or later, that variable-comment sig caught on as a craze. For a while, EVERYONE wanted to stick nifty comments into their signature. But now, only a few die-hards use it, and my sig is the same as it's ever been. Sayonora.

Graveyard: Teh Drink that PWNS
It all started in a Paso Robles Carl's Jr., when my cousin and I could not decide between Coca-Cola or Fanta Strawberry. So we mixed them together. Then added Dr. Pepper. And Sunkist. And 7-Up. Eventually, we had added everything on the soda bar but iced tea and coffee, and, after a bit of daredevil deliberation, mixed THEM in too. We made. We drank. We liked. Spellchecker hated those sentences.

We knew we couldn't have been the first to do this, but from ever onward, this was our signature drink. And we called it Graveyard, for lack of a better name. A few months later, I came here and added a section about Graveyard to my page. Plumber saw it. He made. He drank. He liked. And the fad spread.

Now this little drink has a large fanbase, and I'm pretty sure, with a little lobbying, we could patent it. But for now, it's a drink that PWNS being drunk by nerd fanboys sending IMs to online buds.

Im in ur base putting up catz
About five months ago, I stopped by Sadaharu's page and noticed the hilarious cat pics he had put up. I copied them, and stopped by the site he had gotten them from, ilovemeow.com, to get some more. Mine got noticed and put on pages. THEY got noticed and put on pages. LOLcats ruled for a week or so. Enough said.

O RLY?

I'll Have a Fuchaisia Background with an Aquamarine Border...
Knife is a l33t h4x0r. Anyone'll tell you that. He put up a background on his page one fine day and asked me if I would like the same. Duh yeah. So I have the background which you now see, green and orange in one mindless melangious melee, making nausea and motion-sickness.

But others saw it. Although Wayoshi and 'ol "Kinfe" had previously had backgrounds on user/talk pages, mine immediately caught on. And users still have the racous backgrounds.

But a while later, someone DEDICATED his page color to someone. TA-DA! All new fad! And I absolutely deny having anything to do with that ridiculous craze. HA!

U PHAIL
A while back, someone uploaded that popular pic that has Mario leaping on a flagpole, only to have it crash down while "U PHAIL" flashes above it. It was hilarious, and users put it EVERYWHERE. But once I had seen it, I, with my newly downloaded GIF software, decided to make my own. It really caught on, and soon I was making not only U PHAIL GIFs, but GIFs, animations banners, sigs, u-name-it. I was pretty much my own multimedia company for a while. Business has calmed down, but I still get an occasional\ request for a new GIF. If you'd like one, ASK ME NOW.

Mr. Mr. Mister
When Master Crash's Mr. L sprites came out, I decided to recolor a few and make "Mr. D". It really, really, REALLY caught on, and there soon were innumerable copies of the "Mr. Evil Side" formula. It jumped the shark a while ago and I jumped off with it, but there are still too, too many copies of those dang things around...

END
If you can remember any other noteworthy fads, I'll be only too happy to post them. Just tell me on teh talk pager.

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EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME...

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My Edits, New Pages, and Uploaded Pics
''Everything is this world is a matter for argument... except love, religion, and toothache. ~Albert Payson Terhune''

WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?

Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to Merchandise. An example of a good page I made? Yoshi Touch & Go. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again.

My Sprites
Need my sprites? Here:

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Been there, seen that
It would take me days to list all the places I've been... and I'm so lazy, I'm not gonna try.

Quote of the day.. or every other day... or week... or month....
Qoutes from me that express my personality.

If you're wasting time, but having fun doing it, does that make it OK?

I just live here....

''If two Mario characters had to die, I'd pick Waluigi and Petey Piranha. Waluigi would be eaten by Petey, who would then die of indigestion.''

PUDDING!

''PUNCH! KICK! JAB! ROUNDHOUSE! HERNIA!''

For more information please call 1-900-GET-RIPD.

If my state of mind was a food, it'd be scrambled eggs.

Why?

Why not?

Philosophy is the art of goofing off and being admired for how well you do it.

Images I've uploaded
I've uploaded exactly 500 images. Really. Ask me what they are. Go ahead. I'm waiting...

Useful Edits I have Made
Alright, alright. I'll use Dynamic Page List (DPL) to look for my most useful edits. Here we go:

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The Pit of 100 Userboxes
ZOMG IT IS 100 USERBOXES! Until I can get a sysop to give me a better code, my user boxes will be at User:3dejong/Userboxes.

3Definitions
The way I see the world. Live with it.


 * Conscience: Something that keeps more people awake than coffee. It may be a still small voice, but it sure screams loudly afterwards.


 * Flashlight: A container for dead batteries.


 * Book: A randomly compiled collection of non understandable words slapped together to make a point most people will not like. Like this definition.


 * Patience: A quality all children under the age of 4 instinctively set out to instill in all around them.


 * Home: A place where you are free to say what you think, but no one listens.


 * Vacation: If you travel for days through uncharted territory only to have your picture taken next to your car, you’ve been on one.


 * Future: The ideal time to schedule all homework.


 * Philosophy: Anything that makes no sense.


 * Answers: Everybody has these for everybody else’s problems.


 * Clear Conscience: The sign of a bad memory.


 * Cooperation: Doing what I tell you, and doing it NOW. Fetch me a Graveyard and a Twinkie. NOW.


 * Etc.: The word to say when you can’t think of one.


 * Energy: What most people save for rainy days.


 * Females: People who take their time while taking your time. (If this offends anyone, sorry. I’m writing this for my mom… ;P)


 * Constructive Criticism: When I smack you.


 * Destructive Criticism: When you smack me.


 * Conference: When everyone talks, no one listens, and everybody argues about who said what afterward.


 * Small Talk: Best in large doses (now in X-Large and X-X-Large!)


 * Vacation: It begins when your dad says “I know a short cut!”


 * Opinion: You can only keep it if it’s the same as mine.


 * Idiot: Someone who despises video games.


 * Expert: Anyone that can take something simple and make it confusing. “Due to innumerable consequences of obviously erroneous processes in the…”


 * Job: Something to get up at 5:00 for.


 * Homework: The more things you have to do, the more of it you get.


 * History: The art of studying dead people.


 * Whatever: The perfect word.


 * Backpack: The tool used nowadays for clobbering those annoying Halo fans at the bus stop.


 * Me: The only perfect being.


 * You: My slave. Or at least my Graveyard-Fetcher.


 * Everyone Else: See above.


 * List: A confusing way of stating confusing things.


 * Store: Someplace that better have video games, or the manager will get clobbered with an above definition.


 * Monkey: Don’t these come in plastic balls now? And live with guys named Joe?


 * Internet: Where’s the place to make best friends with people you’ve never met? TEH INNERNETS!11!1!1!!!


 * Talk: See Type.


 * Type: See Talk.


 * This Definition: If you got past the last two, you’re pretty good at this.


 * Super Mario Bros. Paper Party Kart Chainsaw Rally Tennis Golf Land 4: Sarasaland Tour: Mega Party Mix: Spun! Featuring Homestar Runner: Inevitable.


 * 48507|_|+73Y \/\/4(K0: If you could read that, you have no life.


 * Slackers: The smart people.


 * Evil: My neighbor’s pet cat.


 * Computers: There’s a name for times before computers. ANCIENT HISTORY.


 * Politics: When two parties that believe two things that are almost exactly the same argue over the correct points of the governmental society and the correct amount of taxes at any given time decide to go to court and hopefully resolve whatever this whole dang thing started with in the first place. (If that made no sense, you have just been given an example of good politics.)


 * Homework: Something to do during commercials.


 * The Scene of the Crime: I accuse Colonel Mustard, in the Drawing Room, with the Lead Pipe.


 * Bathroom Cleaning: IT'S HIS TURN!


 * Cold Pizza: THe Breakfast of Champions.


 * On-Line Shopping: "Enter you credit card number now. This is a secure site." SUUUUURE IT IS....


 * Clowns: Evil incarnate.


 * Parenting: They should have a Survivor episode based on THIS!


 * The KKK: If they're the so called "Master Race", how come they always mispell "Klan"?


 * Americans: How many dos it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!


 * Japanese: How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who needs thees "lightbulbs" when you have our NEW technologee!


 * Flying Monkeys: Why The Wizard of Oz still scares the pants off us.


 * 4th of July: Independence Day in America. Thank-Goodness-We-Got-Rid-Of-Them-Day in Britan.


 * Body Piercing: YOU STUCK WHAT WHERE?!


 * Swiss Banking Accounts: Mum's the word...


 * Kilts: If Mel Gibson can wear one, you can too.


 * Spontaneous Combustion: UR HEAD ASPLODE


 * Gall Bladder: Where excess bile is stored... stored for WHAT, we don't know.


 * Men in Black: You heard nothing, you saw nothing, you KNOW nothing!


 * Sunday Drivers: Now availible ANY day of the week!


 * Conspiracy Theorists: Oh, that was just a coincidence!


 * Wimbledon: Strawberris + cream + temper tantrums.


 * Skiing: Swiss for "suicide".


 * A Sunset: The sun never set on the British Empire... 'cuz God didn't trust British in the dark.


 * Wine Tasting: Spit or swallow?


 * Video Games: Teenage language for "temper tantrum".


 * Hockey: Did you hear about the huge fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!


 * Speeding Tickets: Well, officer, at least you didn't realize I was (hic) intoxicated.


 * Bottled Water: How much will people pay for something you can get free?


 * Computer Hackers: WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE GOVERMENT!


 * Vegetables: Jelly beans, candy corn, and a gummy hamburger with extra lettuce.


 * Lottery: More you play, more THEY win.


 * Black Velvet: Smooth, silky, sophisticated... until you paint an Elvis on it.


 * My Bank Account: Speaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers...


 * High School Reunion: See also: root canal, as fun as...

Entertainment!
Here you can do everything from listen to soothing music to watch Looney Tunes, look at hilarious pix, download freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready?

Read!
Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great?

Comics
I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least, in my own not-very-humble opinion.

COMING SOON

Fanfictions
If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics, made by the users of this wiki.

Play!
Download the most awesome freeware games and ROMS!

MFGG
The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it!

COMING SOON

Console CLassix
The greatest ROM emulator ever. This incredible program lets you play over 600 NES games for free, as well as about 500 Atari 260 and Colecovision games. And for only five dollars a month, you can play SNES, GB, GBC, Sega games, and more. And when I say more, I mean MORE. However, I'm so lazy, I haven't added most of the links yet. But don't despair, they'll be here soon.

Click here to download this awesome program!

See!
Random pix and more!

Random Pix
COMING SOON

LOLcats
Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.

Worth1000 Galeries
Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries.

COMING SOON

Watch!
Sit and watch in awe, couch potato.

Mugen
Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario.

COMING SOON

Looney Tunes
COMING SOON

Listen!
Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks.

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See More!
Link to my favorite websites!

MarioWiki Forum: You know what.

vgCats: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies, crosses over into the realm of highly innapropriate fairly often. Children under 14 should not read.

X-Entertainment: As with VGCats, this site also should not be read by younger children. The owner, Matt Carracappa, uses the F-, S-, D- and H- words an average of twenty times each article. There are also quite a few refences to sex, alcohol, tobacco and the like. However, once you look over that, this is a geniunely funny look into the pop-culture heart of America, from 1975 to 2007. Cheers.

Snopes: This website crashes, bashes, and smashes urban myths, from the "Rat-Fried Chicken" to "Woman Boiled Alive by Suntan Booth".

YTMND: Short for "You're the Man Now, Dog" this site features music, wonky pics, and stupid GIFs made by a large fanbase of nerds.

I Love Meow: Random LOLcats galore.

TSR: The Spriter's Resource has all the sprites you like, plus a lot you don't.

Mario Fan Games Galaxy: Custom sprites and fangames, oh my! A grand fansite must-visit.

Random Junk
All the junk that wouldn't fit anywhere else.

Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun
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THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!
The Goomba sat speechless, as speechless as a Goomba could be, if it could talk. Then it turned and waddled away. Xzelion walked through Pipe Plaza. He heard ‘Templates! Fresh Templates made to order!” issuing out from one of the stalls. It was a sultry day, so Xzelion took his sweater off. Suddenly, a user grabbed him. “Take care! I am a friend!” He pulled Xzelion into a small stall. Xzelion looked about. He was in the Proposal Area, and people were looking at Proposals posted. The user that had pulled Xzelion in told him to go behind the counter and wait for him. The user then went through a side door.

Suddenly, two sysops burst in. “Where are the trolls?” they demanded. Immediately all the users in the area scattered. Xzelion was about to scatter too, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was not the user he had met, but a female user. “Here!” she whispered. “Take this Goomba and race out the back door!” Xzelion did as he was told, holding the Goomba. He went out the door and found himself in a cool alley. He put his sweater back on and put the Goomba down. The Goomba sat speechless, as speechless as a Goomba could be, if it could talk. Then it turned and waddled away. Xzelion walked through Pipe Plaza. He heard ‘Templates! Fresh Templates made to order!” issuing out from one of the stalls. It was a sultry day, so Xzelion took his sweater off…

If Computer Companies Made Toasters
If IBM made toasters ... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.

If Microsoft made toasters ... Everytime you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'95 would weigh 15,000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that lets you control how light or dark you wanted your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.

If Apple made toasters... It would do everything Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.

If Fisher-Price made toasters ... "Baby's First Toaster" would have a hand-crank that you turn to toast the bread that pops up like a Jack-in-the-box.

If The Rand Corporation made toasters ... It would be a large, perfectly smooth and seamless black cube. Every morning there would be a piece of toast on top of it. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and the blueprints for the box would be highly classified government documents. The X-Files would have an episode about it.

If the NSA made toasters ... Your toaster would have a secret trapdoor that only the NSA could access in case they needed to get at your toast for reasons of national security.

Does Digital (formerly DEC) still make toasters ... They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters ... They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.

If Sony made toasters ... Their "Personal Toasting Device", which would be barely larger than the single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can be conveniently attached to your belt.

If The Franklin Mint made toasters ... Every month you would receive another lovely hand-crafted piece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

If Cray made toasters ... They would cost $16 million but would be faster than any other single-slice toaster in the world.

If Thinking Machines made toasters ... You would be able to toast 64,000,000 pieces of bread at the same time.

If Timex made toasters ... They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters that take a licking and keep on toasting.

If Radio Shack made toasters ... The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything about it. Or you could by all the parts to build your own toaster.

If K-Tel sold toaster ... They would not be available in stores, and you would get a free set of Ginsu knives with each one.

If the University of Waterloo made toasters ... They would immediately spin-off a company called WatToast.

If the PQ made toasters ... They wouldn't want to be on the same counter-top as the rest of the appliances.

Wavehtver...
Don't skip this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mind… Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist andlsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by stlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

The World's GREATEST Griled Cheese Sandwich!
Yes, I have made what I beleive is THE GREATEST toasted cheese sandwich EVER.

Directions for making: Ingredients:


 * Block of Tillamook Medium Cheddar Cheese
 * Two slices of San Luis Sourdough Deli Sourdough Bread
 * Salted butter

How to make: Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto!



You know you're living in 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :>)

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself.



An Ode to an Italian
A little poem I wrote out in an hour of intense boredom. It’s written in the form of a ballad, so the rhymes occasionally do not rhyme, a sentence at the end of one paragraph is sometime carried on in the beginning of the next, and it might not make that much sense. I’m spoiling the moment, aren’t I? Just read it already!

Once upon some time ‘Twas not too long ago We were taken by surprise by a plumber Whose moniker was Mar-ee-oh…

This Italian was so astonishing He took the world by storm He gave the gaming industry a kick in the rear And now his name is the norm

Yes, his feats are amazing His games, many records they won And by now, you all must be wondering Just who made him, and what has he done?

Well…

You see, there were these cool things They were known as “Video Games” But what eventually happened Was so stupid, ‘twas really a shame…

Well, good sir (or miss), these ee-lek-oh-tron-iks Could be played on any home TV Unfortunately, some gaming producers Made a mistake which cost them ek-oh-nom-ik-uh-lee…

There was, at that time, an arcade game Called Pac-Man, you’ve heard of it, right? Well, these stupid old dolts at the Atari Game Co. Thought that it might be just fine

To make a, er, small adaptation Of this ever-so-popular game Make a condensed version for their console But it didn’t quite work out that way…

It had glitches, bugs, and bad graphics galore It was likely the worst game of the century But even that dumb idea could not thwart their plans They had another “plan” up their sleeve…

That famous movie about that E.T. Had come out just then, you see And the programmers saw yet another bonanza To strike it rich, filthily

They slapped together a glitchy game (yet another) This time based upon the hit movie They made so many of these games, though, it was atrocious They never could have sold all the copies…

And, to make matters worse, this game Was so completely hideous, geez That those that bought it wanted back their money!

So, due to these two atrocious failures The decline and fall of video games began to be Quite evident… and now, we begin to get to our hero Will he stop the crash of the industry?

Now, a bit before this, a bookish Japanese, Miyamoto Had been commissioned to make an arcade game He did, it was a smash hit, indeed What was it? (Hey, that didn’t rhyme!)

This game, Donkey Kong By name, Was so popular, it spawned two sequels for a trilogic set And finally, this cool new game featured the future Mario… but no one knew that yet…

Later, the heroic plumber (or carpenter) Went on to pursue a career He took along his twin brother, Luigi And together the two set gaming it its eeeeeeaaaaaaar….

On a routine plumbing job They found every single pipe all clogged With (almost) every manner of beetle, crab and bee Finally, after clearing the lot out, they found something that would make history…

A small green pipe, they noticed Seemed to have sound coming from inside So, without a second thought, they dived in Not stopping one second to bide

On the consequences…

When they came out of that pipe, it was another land, indeed Said Luigi “We’re not in Brooklyn any more!” Truer than true, my dear young greenie For this is another kingdom like you’ve never, ever seen…

Blocks, from which mushrooms pop out of Strange waddling turtles, which can be stomped with ease What’s more, there’s a strange creature running up A cross between a mushroom and a Japanese (or American, whatever)

He cries out his tale of woe to the Bros. The evil Koopa King has taken over here The scenery, which you see all about you Is actually the transformed citizenry

Of the kingdom, for the evil King, Bowser Knew a spell, so powerful, you see (this is getting redundant, adding "see here" and "see that") That only the Princess of the kingdom could counteract it But he kidnapped her, in his own due course of evil events (Another unrhyme! Bah!)

So now the kingdom is in a stalemate The few remaining citizens, the Toads Have nothing with which to set their friends and relatives free But now cometh a deliverer, straight out of history…

Way, way, way back in time, now, In the history of this land, There was a hero of legend Rescued as a baby by a dinosaur, Yoshi, from the evil Koopa brigand

Kamek, who schemed and plotted Once finding that this newborn Had the power to wreck his evil Koopish plans…

This babe was the designated deliverer From all the Koopa family Thwarter of the Koopa’s plans, from past to present But soon things got a bit climactic-y… (sic)

In danger of a Koop-napping, his family sent him To Brooklyn, where he finally would be safe But now, in just the right moment He has come, to fulfill his destin-y! (sic)

With special powers, he and his Bro. Crushed all the nasty enemies Got through all the armed forces Of the entire Koopa army

Finally, in a dark, dank castle They confronted this evil King Roasted him with fireballs, dropped him alive Into a boiling magma sink!

Rescued the Princess, reversed the evil curse Shall they always live so happily? No! The threat of Koopa still remains But when Mario’s around, no need to abstain From the battle!

So this is the ballad Of a warrior brave and free Who, gluttonously gobbling mushrooms Made his way to a smashing victory

His games got the industry Back on its own two feet; Things from now on would go smoothly for all video games Until, a little later Nintendo was threatened again, by A Blue Super Sonic Hedge Hog…

But that’s ANOTHER story! +|-|3 3|\||)!

Do Re Wiki
Do Re Mi wik'd.

Page Of them, a wiki’s made Syntax Of which you make the page Templates They let you navigate Users The workers that don’t get paid Pics Add them ASAP Recent Changes Look at my edits, thee! Sysops Don’t pay them any mind But instead go back to page, page, page page…

Game Faves, for all you guys who were wondering
So, your definition of an extreme Mario fan is how many games they've played? Well, here's a list of the games (and systems) I've played! (favorites in italics and owned ones in bold)

(NINTENDO) SYSTEMS I HAVE PLAYED


 * Super Nintendo Entertainment System
 * Nintendo 64
 * Nintendo DS
 * GameBoy Advance SP
 * GameBoy Color
 * Nintendo DS (I own a blue one)
 * Nintendo DS Lite (all three colors! I AM A NERD OFFICIALLY!)

MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED


 * Donkey Kong (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
 * Donkey Kong Jr. (OK, not nearly as good as its prequel. Not beaten)
 * Donkey Kong 3 (Blah! Another victim of overdone sequels. Not beaten ONE level!)
 * Donkey Kong Classics (Very nice! Donkey Kong and DK Jr. in one game! Not beaten)
 * Super Mario Bros. + Duck Hunt (OK, I don't play Duck Hunt that much. Not beaten)
 * Super Mario Bros. (The game that reinvented the video game industry! Beaten!)
 * Super Mario Bros. 2 (Meh... Not as good as the first. Beaten!)'''
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (ALL RIGHT! A very worthy sequel! Beaten!)
 * Super Mario All-Stars (Cool! All the SMB plus the original SMB2 in one game! Beaten if you count induvidual games.)
 * Donkey Kong Country (Nice! Mario's arch-rival gets his OWN game! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Kart (OK, for an SNES game it's pretty good. Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario RPG (Nice! Mario scores a sweet RPG! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario World (One of my favorites, crammed with secrets! Beaten 100%!)
 * Yosh (Nice little puzzle game, remincient of Tetris, but thoroughly Mario. Impossible to beat, goes on and on.)
 * Yoshi's Cookie (Nice game! Score another for the SNES and NES!! Not beaten.)
 * Wario Land 2 (OK, love those wacky alter-egos! Not beaten.)
 * Dr. Mario (Could have been better, but could have been worse! 5/10. Is it possible to beat?)
 * Mario is Missing (Blah. Mario edutainment. Not beaten.)
 * Donkey Kong 64 (Donkey Kong's foray into 3D worked out pretty well! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart 64 (Good installment in the series. Not Beaten.)
 * Super Mario 64 (Mario's first try at the 3D platform world was a hit! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (One of the best in the Mario Kart series! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Party 5 (The first Mario Party I played, full of sweet minigames! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Party 7 (Like the other Mario Parties, the perfect multiplayer party game! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Strikers (BLAH.)
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (VERY VERY NICE, Mario's 4th RPG was a joy! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Sunshine (One of my ALL-TIME faves! Beautiful graphics! Not beaten.)
 * DK King of Swing (Very good, but could have been better, awaiting sequel! Beaten 100%!)
 * Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA) (WONDERFUL! Beaten.)
 * Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA) (Just as good! Fighting KAOS has never been better! Beaten 100%!)
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Mario's 5th RPG and first M&L game was WONDERFUL! ALMOST beaten.)
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit (One of the meh-ish titles of Mario Kart, but good for GBA. ALMOST beaten.)
 * Mario Golf: Advance Tour (Blah. I'm never going to buy another Mario Golf game. BOOORING. Not beaten.)
 * Mario Pinball Land  (VERY FUN! Fight classic Mario bosses in FULL 3D! On a GBA! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Tennis: Power Tour (OK! Good Mario Tenis game! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Advance (OK, loved all the extra challanges! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World (Wonderful port of a wonderful game! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island (GREAT port of a GREAT game! Great secrets! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 (Another great, polished port. Beaten 100%!)
 * Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (Wonderful and inovative at first, but gets monotonus. Not beaten.)
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (WONDERFUL!! This is the PERFECT Mario RPG! Hilarious! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart DS (The best installment in the Mario Kart series so far! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario 64 DS (Very fun! Tons of secrets! Not beaten.)
 * Super Princess Peach (OK, pays homage to Super Mario World to me! Not beaten.)
 * NEW Super Mario Bros. (GREAT! It's like a Super Mario Bros. 4!! Best yet! Beaten 100%!)
 * Mario vs. DK 2: March of the Minis (Cool! Nice puzzle game, and nicer level creator.)
 * Mario Party 8 (Better, but not as good as it could have been.)
 * Super Paper Mario (A. W. E. S. O. M. E.)
 * Favorite NON-MARIO game: Kirby's Adventure (Beaten 100%!)

Ep-ah-lohg
Oh, and by the way, my name has a silent j, so 3dejong is pronounced 3de-yong. Most people pronounce it 3de-J-ong. Weird name, huh? You can just call me 3D. I'm part Dutch.

THE END
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