List of Donkey Kong Country (television series) quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show Donkey Kong Country, listed in alphabetical order.

Bad Hair Day

 * "Kritters! The Klaptrap weapons at the ready!"
 * "Not me, you idiots! At Cranky"s cabin!"
 * "Follow me! We"re, um, moving in. Hip, hop, hip, hop!"
 * "No mercy! This is my finest hour."
 * "But he eliminated, exterminated and yes annihilated your entire army! He's invincible!"
 * "Yes?"
 * "Uh, a curse?"
 * "''But... uh... who'll... uh... cut his hair?
 * "Would too! If it hit me in the head."
 * "This is your finest hour!"
 * "You heard him, troops. Attach head!"
 * "UH, AHEM!"
 * "Uh, AHEM, AHEM?"
 * "There's, uh, there's been a setback with your plan. My sources tell me that Cranky's cooked up an antidote to the voodoo curse."
 * "FIRE!"

Ape Foo Young

 * "Look."
 * "Umm... String, him, up!"
 * "Who"s he?"
 * "''WHAT THE... Who are you calling a newt?
 * "Umm, uhh, none of our sources have seen or heard of him before."
 * "Hip, hup, hip, hup! What you got?"
 * "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup."
 * "Hip, hup, hip... Ow! WHAT THE... The prisoner's loose! AFTER HIM!"
 * "Surrender. You have no way out."
 * "CHAAARGE!"
 * "Where'd he go?"
 * "Seize him."
 * "Nice to be winners for once, huh?"
 * "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? Squat! Company, make like you barrel. The art of camouflage, the element of surprise. Hello! Anybody home?"
 * "You know exactly what I want. Umm... oh yeah! surrender the coconut! And we"ll call off the siege."
 * "We"re under attack! Ready, aim, fire!"
 * "''Ready, squash 'em, and...
 * "''Where'd they go?
 * "''Oh, RETREAT!
 * "Stiff upper lip, Your Majesty. We"ll get 'em next time."
 * "''Huh? Your Majesty? ♪Your Majesty?♪ Where"d you go?

Booty and the Beast

 * "Um, no. This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory. A way that's sure to cause me pain, Your Majesty!"
 * "Yes, sir. Eep!"
 * "I GOT IT, I GOT, IT! I GOT THE COCONUT! I GOT IT!"
 * "I GOT IT!"
 * "Get me out of here!"
 * "Donkey Kong!" (along with K. Rool)
 * "Yes, uh, um..."
 * "Good diversionary tactic, Your Majesty!"
 * "The enemy"s closing in!"
 * "I'M TRYING, but we're at maximum speed!"
 * "WE SURRENDER!"
 * "HEY, SOLDIER? LOOK OUT!"
 * "B-b-but Your Majesty, we were cornered! YIKES, DONKEY KONG!"
 * "Uh, ♪BYE-BYE!♪"

Booty and the Beast

 * "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
 * "We'll keelhaul them!"
 * "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)

Legend of the Crystal Coconut

 * "That's why we's the scourge of the seven seas! We be pure scum!"
 * "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
 * "Hand over my captain's treasure!"
 * "AFTER HIM!"
 * "''Stop, you little half-wit dog!"

Ape-Nesia

 * "If we digs any deeper, we'll sink the island."
 * "Why does we bury the treasure, Kaptain?"
 * "But if we just be digging it up again..."
 * "But I'm your first..."
 * "Huh, gift-wrap it?"
 * "Maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid of him."

The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

 * "Aye, and what better gift to steal than the one ye be wantin' most! Eh, captain?"
 * "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
 * "PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
 * "Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach."
 * "ARGH! That we be!" (along with Kutlass)
 * "Fight to the death?" (along with Kutlass)

Booty and the Beast

 * "Hand over the coconut, or we'll chop ya to bits!"
 * "No sudden moves or I'll whip ya, matey!"
 * "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
 * "We"ll deep-six 'em!"
 * " Pillage, plunder, sack and steal. Down to the hold goes the shark's next meal." (along with Skurvy)
 * "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
 * "Stand still and I'll back ya!"
 * "Stop running, and I'll run you through!"

Legend of the Crystal Coconut

 * "But the pirates don't have honor."
 * "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
 * "Avast ye!"
 * "Who is the goofus doofus now, mate?"
 * "STOP! HANG ON! DON'T GO!"

Ape-Nesia

 * "Aye. Are you sure we buried our treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy, sir?"
 * "According to section 3, paragraph 4 of the Pirate Handbook, 'Any and all treasure acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried,' sir."
 * "You're Donkey... KROC!"
 * "Section 6, Paragraph 4, Kaptain Skurvy, sir."
 * "Gift-wrap it?"
 * "Easy for you to say, you just hold the map, you don't have to dig."

The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

 * "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
 * "PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
 * "Looks like we be all done!"
 * "You think we should take it?"
 * "ARGH! That we be!" (along with Green Kroc)
 * "Fight to the death?" (along with Green Kroc)