List of Mario & Luigi: Dream Team quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Dream Team.

Antasma

 * "Vee go now! SCREEECH! Back to the real vorld!"
 * "SCREEEK! I vanted to steal Peach's power...But I changed my mind! You are much stronger...and evil! SCREEEONK! Vork vith me! SCREEEP!"
 * "SCREEEHEEEEECH! SCREEP! SCREEEEEEBTH!"
 * "SCREAAARK! Silence!"
 * "SCREEP! Impressive, to haff come so far..."
 * "SCREEK! I haff heard those vords before, a long time ago... But this time vill be different...I haff Bowser on my si-"
 * "All...things...MUST SLEEP!"
 * "Vut?! Ouch!"
 * "SCREEK! Vut do you mean by this?!"
 * "Vut in the...No! How could you?!"
 * ''"SCREEP! Save your pity. Save it for Bowser! But before I take him...Dreambert...I vill...TAKE YOU!
 * "SCREEYEE! I can open dream portals venever I vant now...For that is vut I vished the Dream Stone...In the dream vorld, I vill be at full strength...I haff changed, Dreambert. You haff been varned..."

Beef Cloud

 * "Plenty of HP left over for each turn!"

Big Massif

 * "Bffffff... Snnnrk!"
 * "UH! UH! UH!"
 * "Uh uh uh uh uh! Is... too funny!"
 * "Da! Is me! Is Big Massif! Whole time is big disguise! Is perfect fake accent!"
 * "Is full-contact battle! Is tenderising time! LET'S BEEF!"
 * "You are tender cutlets. But climbing make strong!"
 * "Come!"
 * "Gate is famous spot on mountain. Is Mighty Gate! You are big muscles if you can open!"
 * "We go!"
 * "CANNONBEEF!"
 * "Gate is open, da, so we extend tour!"

Bowser

 * "Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!"
 * "BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!"
 * "But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!"
 * "What's this stupid warpy thing?"
 * "WHIFF! That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!"
 * "You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!"
 * "Blech! Say it, don't spray it, dingbat! I don't "vork" with anyone!"
 * "''Huh?! What are you sayin', batface?!
 * "Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!"
 * "Hmph! I don't work well with others!"
 * "I mean that you're a idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!"
 * "I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!"
 * "Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you."
 * "Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!"
 * "That Antasma guy just stunk it up!"
 * "I'll be back!"
 * "''Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!

Brickle

 * "Wow, Eldream! How cool...! Who's dat?"
 * "AAA! IT'S ON DA FRITZ!"
 * "What's bumpin'...da rump?!"

Britta

 * "Now beat it! I need to fire some slackers! GET BACK TO WORK, SLACK-A-BUMS!"
 * "♪Gonna buy me an island♪...♪Gonna buy me an island♪...♪Fill it with gold♪..."
 * "Uggggh...Why...Blinded by greed..."
 * "There ain't even treasure here..."
 * "I was a fool..."
 * "You guys...Thank you..."
 * "Take over...for me...Fire everyon-"
 * "I ain't dead! Get over here and pick me up!"

Dream Stone Soul

 * "zZzZz"
 * "So I'd be happy to...NOT TELL YOU!"
 * "Great...Uncle Mustache and El Beardo are back."
 * "Aww...Is da wittle piwwow mad? INSOLENCE! Adorable."
 *  "You mad?"
 * "DRILLDIGGER ON!"

Heavy Zest

 * "We are the Hooraws...discipliners of Big Massif."
 * "BEEF-OFF!"

Kamek

 * "Actually... Yeah, you know, this frilly pink thing is pretty darn cute, I must say."
 * "I mean, those blue robes are so DRAB. Sometimes I open the closet and just gag."

Kylie Koopa

 * "YOIKS!"
 * "Didn't even notice customers! Kylie's losing a step!"
 * "All right!"
 * "What'll it be, fellas?"
 * "You wanna know why I'm here? Glad you asked, boys!"
 * "Name's Kylie Koopa!"
 * "Ace guidebook writer for the entire island!"
 * "Eh? You think we met somewhere before?"
 * "You're sure ol' Kylie was a reporter back then?"
 * "Fellas, I've had so many jobs, I can't even start!"
 * "Anyway, it ain't got nothing to do with the fix I'm in!"
 * "I'm busy as a beaver and ain't got time for yakking..."
 * "Well now... Say..."
 * "You whisker boys'd be ace assistants, huh!"
 * "You look like a coupla limp noodles, but I'm betting you got some guts!"
 * "Lookit them stong gams! Nice getaway sticks!"
 * "Give it to me straight, fellas! Help a dame write guidebooks?"
 * "Hey, and, fellas, of course I ain't asking you to work for free!"
 * "It'll be my dime! You're game, you come gab with Kylie again!"
 * "If you ain't got time to help... You boys come on back later!"
 * "Sorry, but I'm busy as a hive of bees and can't slow down!"

Narrator

 * "The fresh sweet taste and lovely scent of the water courses through Mario's and Luigi's bodies, plunging them into a deep sleep."
 * "In time, a pleasant smell wafts into their noses and pulls them from their deep slumber."
 * "Lured by the wonderful scent, Mario and Luigi press forward. Their bodies feel oddly light. Their legs flex into the earth. Their moustasches flutter like gossamer in the mountain breeze. The smell grows stronger. They travel for great leagues... Or do they barely travel at all? Soon they find the smell's source."
 * "They find endless mushrooms. An unimaginable mound of mushrooms. MUSHROOMS! Mario jumps into the mushroom pile... Luigi leaps into the mushroom pile... They chew and inhale mushrooms... They devour as many as they can, their banquet interrupted by no one."
 * "They know not how much they ate. A white cloud appears beside Mario. His gloves caress the atmosphere. His soaking boots absorb the sea. Hills shrink... No! The bros are huge! They have grown as big as the island! Thousands of times bigger than life! A finger flick could smash Bowser! There is nothing for them to fear. In this moment, they are ecstatic."
 * "Soon after that, they realise they cannot go back to normal..."
 * "After a while, Mario and Luigi awake feeling an unusual power deep within their bodies."
 * "After becoming so powerful that they could crush anything in their paths, Mario and Luigi move on! Bowser and Antasma are still on the run, but their capture by Mario and Luigi is inevitable. All Bowser and Antasma can do now is blame each one another for failure."
 * "Bowser and Antasma are cornered with ease, but still they wish upon the Dream Stone for the bros' downfall. But of course, Luigi the superstar doesn't miss his chance to shine! He leaps gracefully into the air, and with otherworldly agility, he manages to take the Dream Stone back!"
 * "Bowser and Antasma reach the very nadir of utter failure. The bros were just too strong. Prince Dreambert revives all the petrified Pi'illos with the Dream Stone and welcomes scores of tourists to the island. Pi'illo Island becomes famous, and the party never ends."
 * "Pi'illo Island finally wakes up from its nightmare."

Popple

 * "Boo! Boo, I say!"
 * "There's some fat loot on this mountain, see?"
 * "You're tellin' me...We fought...Over a stupid...F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ffffffffffffffffff....FLOWER GARDEN?!"

Sorrow Fist

 * " Yeah, I am Sorrow Fist. "

Starlow

 * "First the stache, now the nose?! What're you, five years old?!"
 * "HEY NOW! Nude?! Who's nude?! Open your eyes! I have SHOES!"

Zeekeeper

 * "Who disturbs...my rest?"
 * "I am the legendary Zeekeeper... The guardian of the Pi'illo Kingdom..."
 * "Those who hinder me will become one with the light!"
 * "SCRAW!"
 * "Irritating..."
 * "SCRAW!"
 * "You are brave, little one."
 * "And nimble. But your luck shall not last. Abandon hope."
 * "You would fight me?"
 * "Very well, then... Marshal your power and..."
 * "Try to stop me!"
 * "SCRAAW!"
 * "None may hinder me! I shall remain aloft!"
 * "It seems as though I have underestimated you..."
 * "But neither have I unveiled my true strength!"
 * "I can offer you no mercy. I am sorry. It must be so!"
 * "Impressive. Yes, very."
 * "Did I not warn you? You are no match for me."
 * "You have great strength... I concede you are powerful..."
 * "But so, too, am I! The battle is not over yet!"
 * "Twice you have forced me to tear a dimensional rift..."
 * "You fought well!"
 * "I am the Zeekeeper..."
 * "The bird of legend... Protector of Pi'illo Island..."
 * "You have come far to rouse me from sleep..."
 * "Do events go ill in the real world?"
 * "Oh, DUDE! What is UP! It's been forever!"
 * "Dreambert! My man!"