List of Paper Mario: Sticker Star quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Sticker Star, listed by character, in alphabetical order.

Bowser Jr.

 * "DON'T RUN! WAIT UP!"
 * "Hey, you're Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"
 * "Sniff snoof snifffffffffffffff... Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK! Have you got a rare sticker?"
 * "News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"
 * "Well! Guess I'll just have to take that rare sticker by overpowering you, thank you very much."
 * "Hey, y'know, you're not too shabby... Luckily, at times like this, I just use the power my pop gave me to...RECOVERRR!"
 * "What?! C'mon, seriously? That sticker is overpowered! You cheat!"
 * "OK, look, I've had it! If that's the way it's gonna be, I've got one last trick to show you, bub!"
 * "NYARGLEBARGLE!"
 * "I'm not finished yet!"
 * "You'll never climb up there to get it. Enjoy your sad little day of crying!"
 * "Bye, cheater!"
 * "TA-DAAAAH!"
 * "Hey, long time, no see, Mario! Aren't you looking chipper!"
 * "Sniff sniff snoooooooffffff... Mmm... And you've got an even rarer sticker than last time, don't ya?"
 * "Yeah, well, that is REALLY ANNOYING! Give it, give it, GIVE IT NOW!"
 * "Dang! You're nothing but a big bully! I'm telling my dad on you!"
 * "And my dad is SOOOO shiny right now! He's way, way stronger than the both of you combined!"
 * "Better be ready to cry a lot!"
 * "I'VE BEEN WAITING!"
 * "Mario! So you actually made it here!"
 * "Y'know, Dad was pretty angry when I told him how you beat be up for no good reason! He was spitting mad!"
 * "So now I don't care about any dumb stickers! I just care about vengeance! And I won't go easy on you this time. You want this comet piece? Come on!"
 * "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"
 * "You made a huge hole in the ship! Dad's gonna get all mad again!"
 * "I'm gonna pummel you and make my daddy proud!"
 * "No way am I losing this time!"
 * "How do you like THIS?!"
 * " Ha! Check it! A defense shield! "
 * " Go ahead, attack all you want! "
 * "DAAAAAANG! NOOOOO! WHYYYYY? This can't be happening!"
 * "Could this mean..."
 * " I'M FINISHED?! "

Boomerang Bro

 * "Boomerang! Bros.!"
 * "Aw, two-for-one special on aisle three!"
 * "Boomerang Bros. are outta their trees!"
 * "Who cares if you swear a pair's unfair?"
 * "We go together like pencils and pap-err!"
 * "We'll always be the Boomerang Bros.!"
 * "Even when we're stomped by Ma-ri-o!"

Birdo

 * "Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."
 * "Both can know of love's grace..."
 * "Just try not to get egg on your face."

Gooper Blooper

 * "SHLOOP!"
 * " SHINY SHLOOP! "
 * "BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"

Kamek

 * "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
 * "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
 * "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
 * "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
 * "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
 * "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
 * "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
 * "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
 * "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
 * "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
 * "THIS!"
 * "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
 * "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
 * "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
 * "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Oh well. Best of luck!"
 * "Goodness me, Mario! You made it all the way up to the tip of this toungue! You impress me. You really do!"
 * "Good heavens. "No-good scheme"? That sounds so tawdry."
 * "Besides, from where I'm standing, toots, you two are the villains. After all, you're plaguing me at every turn."
 * "Anyway... Kersti, was it?"
 * "You're delightfully shiny, my dear... Might I presume that you're from the Sticker Star?"
 * "Keh heh heh... Yes, of course you are. How interesting."
 * "But interesting as you may be, I'd very much appreciate it if you and your tragically fragile friend made like ticker tape and scattered in the wind."
 * "Oh, mercy, this IS an exceptional place to do battle, isn't it? I'd say that calls for a little added spice, wouldn't you?"
 * "Keh heh heh... Ooh, just look at your powerful arsenal of stickers... I'm ever so scared."
 * "Who could stand in the face of such a mighty array of casual footwear? I daresay I might even lose this time. Ka ha ha!"
 * "Kuh huh huh... Ah, the great Mario... Fighting bravely to the end, unbowed by my mighty magic... So brave! So very impressive!"
 * "Of course, it's not really just you, is it? No, I know full well that your little friend Kersti is providing you with all sorts of sticker power."
 * "Keh heh heh... It seems that things have suddenly gotten interesting. I do look forward to our next contest. Until we meet again!"
 * "Ahhhh, I've been looking high and low for you, my naughty little caterpillar."
 * "Yes, I very much wanted to meet you! In fact, I came all the way out to your house expressly to see you, but sadly, you weren't at home."
 * "No, instead, it seems you've been at the forest entrance planning some sort of mischief with Mario and his friend."
 * "Keh heh heh... Oh, please. Simply by being here, you're causing me all sorts of problems."
 * "And so I'm going to show you just a little bit of magic. Very fun magic... Kah hah hah!"
 * "KYAAAAAA hah hah haaaaaaaaa! Oh, you all look like you're having such FUN now that you're free! Ah, children. So spunky. So mischievous."
 * "OK, kiddos, go play whatever you want outside! You know, tag or hide-and-seek or kick-the-Goomba or something."
 * "Ah. That's better, isn't it?"
 * "You know, I envy you, getting to play your whole life away."
 * "In any case, I'm off. Toodles."
 * "Mmmm... Well done."
 * "Finding all those naughty little Boos... You're as diligent as always, Mario."
 * "Keh heh heh... Ah, Ms. Kersti... Just as sharp as ever."
 * "Indeed, I heard there was an old book about stickers somewhere in this mansion, so I searched high and low."
 * "In time, I found this delightful tome and cracked it open, and low and behold! All of those Boos came flying out."
 * "Then you two showed up and embarked on your nice game of hide-and-seek... I simply had to stay and watch."
 * "I must admit, it was truly wonderful watching you two desperately search all over the place. Kah ha ha!"
 * "Keh keh keh... Why thank you, my dear. What a lovely compliment."
 * "Even so, a book with a hundred Boos sealed within must hold some extreme power, wouldn't you think?"
 * "And since you two went through all that trouble to complete such an important piece of literature..."
 * "Let's turn things up another notch, shall we?"
 * "Keh heh heh... I'm sure you'll have a lovely time laying with that massive Boo thing, won't you? Yes..."
 * "Well then, I must be going."
 * "Well, well, well. Very impressive. You two somehow managed to make it all the way here. Eventually."
 * "You're quite right about that, my dear. Now that you've come all this way, neither of us can back down. No..."
 * "The time for boasting is long past. Let's just fight it out until one of us falls. What do you say?"
 * "Yes? Then let's go!"
 * "Ah, I almost forgot... Before we get started with the fighting, let me do one little thing..."
 * "What?! You're just a sad little sticker from a dim little Sticker Star... You're useless without your stickers!"
 * "I'll tell you what, toots... Why don't you just flap there in the breeze while you watch me trounce Mario, hmmm?"
 * "It's all clear to me now. It's no accident hat you've had such success gathering the Royal Stickers all this time."
 * "I'm Magikoopa enough to admit it... You two are quite strong! At least, strong enough to defeat me."
 * "But the last sticker King Bowser holds is infinitely stronger than the others. No power in the world can stand up to such dazzling shine power!"
 * "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah..."
 * "Just thinking about how King Bowser will turn you to confetti is delectable..."
 * "So delectable that I do not fear my time of vanishing! KA HA HA HA!"
 * "KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WI--"

Kersti

 * "wake up..."
 * "Wake up..."
 * "Oh, come onnnnn..."
 * "WAKE UP!"

Koopa Paratroopa

 * "...Target acquired..."
 * "Repeat, target acquired. Shell Shock One has visual. Over."
 * "Shell Shock Two standing by. Target appears well fortified. Over."
 * "Shell Shock Three, weapons free. Let's light him up. Over."
 * "Engage target at will. Over."
 * "Right behind you. Over."
 * "SHELLS FROM ABOVE!"
 * "Koopa down! Over."

Megasparkle Goomba

 * "Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony..."
 * " SHINE-YAAAAAAAA! "
 * "Shee hee hee! Well met, Mario."
 * "But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds! Take this! Shine-diddly-doo!"
 * "You noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl!"
 * "Bowser entrusted this amazing sticker to US! Not you!"
 * "And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED!"
 * "Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many stickers too much for you?"
 * "OH, SUCH SHINABILITY!"
 * "The shininess! Such power it gives! Such glittery-glottery glory!"
 * "All right, boys! Time for the real deal!"
 * "Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"
 * "Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"
 * "Come, my sparkling shine-o-rooskies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"
 * "UNshiny, UNdazzlish, UNCOOL! You whiny little spit wads!"
 * "If that's the way it is, the FINE! I'll outshine you myself!"
 * "Shuuuh... Uuuuugh..."
 * "All that wonderful, glittery power was like a dazzling dream..."
 * "Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."
 * "Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."

Mizzter Blizzard

 * "Shhhh..."
 * "SH-SH-SHINY TIME!"
 * "UGGGH! I'm SOOOO sorry."
 * "I just made a wish on this shiny sticker, and then all this madness happened..."
 * "I was disappearing... From ice to fog... Returning to the sky... I just wanted a body that wouldn't melt..."
 * "When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"
 * "Then we can meet once more!"

Petey Piranha

 * "SHINY PETEY TIME!"

Tower Power Pokey

 * "SHEEBYDEEBY..."
 * "SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."
 * " SHINE-A-ROONEY! "
 * "SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"