List of Luigi quotes

This is a list of quotes by Luigi.

General

 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "Mama mia!"
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Luigi time!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Luigi number one!"
 * "Watch out for-a Luigi!"

Mario is Missing!

 * "I'm practically a popsicle, Mario. Are we there yet?"
 * "The Brooklyn what??? Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple..."
 * "Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers."
 * "Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!"
 * "Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle." (unused)
 * "You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall." (unused)
 * "Sayonara, fly breath!" (unused)
 * "I got the key, now Mario goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice." (unused)
 * "Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!" (unused)

Hotel Mario

 * "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
 * "And YOU gotta help us!"
 * "Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
 * "How are we gonna find the princess with the power going out?"
 * "You bring a light?"
 * "Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we 'persuade' him."
 * "She's not coming down!"
 * "Over there!"
 * "Look! Wendy's hotel!"
 * "That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!"
 * "...There's fire!"
 * "You're the best player ever!"

Mario Kart 64

 * "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
 * "Luigi is the top!" (Japanese version)
 * "Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Yahoo!"

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

 * "Luigi!"
 * "Oh yeah! Who's #1 now? Luigi!"
 * "Hey, that's-a pretty good-a. Oh yeah!"
 * "Oh, well. Next time."
 * "All right!"
 * "Yay for me, Luigi!"
 * "Here we go!" (when doing a Rocket Start, using a Mushroom or being launched out of a cannon)
 * "Too fast!" (when using a Mushroom)

Mario Kart Wii

 * "Wow, nice!"
 * "Luigi time!"
 * "Oh yeah, Luigi!"
 * "Luigi win! Luigi #1! Wow."
 * "Luigi on the red team!"
 * "Blue team yeah!"
 * "Oh, Luigi lose! MAMMA!" (cries)
 * "Ohh, Mamma Mia. Luigi lose!"
 * "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, MAMA!" (*cries*)"
 * "Ohh, Mamma Mia. No good... Ohh."
 * "Wow. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank You!"
 * "Cool!" (doing a wheelie)
 * "Oh, thank you!"
 * "Mario Kart! Could've been Luigi!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi Kart Wii!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (picked on character select screen)
 * "Ohhhhh, lose again!"

Mario Kart 7

 * "Oh yeah! Nice! Okey-dokey!" (2nd-4th)
 * "Oh! Not Luigi time!" (5th-8th)
 * "Luigi sad, so sad." (5th-8th)
 * "Oh! Why Luigi do that?" (5th-8th)

Mario Kart 8 / Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

 * "Luigi Kart 8!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi!" (various quotes)
 * "All right!" (anti-gravity trick)
 * "First place Luigi!" (finishes in 1st place)
 * "Luigi, #1!" (finishes in 1st place)
 * "Oh, yeah, can't stop Luigi!" (finishes in 1st place)
 * "Oh! I did it!"
 * "Oh yeah! Luigi did it!"
 * "Good job, Luigi!" (finishes in 2nd-6th place)
 * "Oh yeah, pretty good!" (finishes in 2nd-6th place)
 * "Oh, what happened?" (finishes in 7th place or lower)
 * "Luigi not happy." (finishes in 7th place or lower)
 * "(Cries), mama!" (finishes in 7th place or lower)
 * "Look out!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Wheee!"
 * "L time!" (Trick)
 * "Up time!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Magic!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Got it!" (Trick)
 * "Ooo, hot..."
 * "Thanks, buddy!"
 * "See you!" (passing a racer)
 * "Bye bye!" (passing a racer)
 * "Bingo!"
 * "Super Luigi!"
 * "Zoom zoom!"
 * "All right!"
 * "Owie!"

Super Smash Bros.

 * "Yippee!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Yahoo!"

Super Smash Bros. Melee

 * "Yippee!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Let's-a go."

Super Smash Bros. Brawl / Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U / Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

 * "Let's-a go."
 * "Pow, pow."
 * "Bang bang!"

Mario Golf (Nintendo 64)

 * "Okey dokey!! Look out... FORE!"
 * "That's-a wonderful."
 * "Here we go."
 * "Here I am."
 * "Hurry up already, eh?"
 * "Yeah! All right!"

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

 * ''"It's so shiny."
 * "Luigi, Luigi, oh yeah, oh yeah."
 * "GOOOOOOLLLF!"
 * "Oh, dear. I've-a practiced, but nobody play with Luigi! Will you play with me?"
 * "Oh! Tough shot!"
 * "This is a very tense moment!"
 * "You look ridiculous!"
 * "Wow! Make it or break it!"
 * "Oh, yeah! Looking good!"
 * "Wowser, you're the best!"
 * "You're unbelievable!"
 * "You gotta believe!"
 * "(Cries), I'm a loser!"

Paper Mario

 * "Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach!"
 * "I'll read it to you, OK?"
 * "All right, let's see..."
 * "Well, Mario, I guess you better get going."
 * "What a magnificent castle! I never get used to this place. It looks like lots of guests are already here."
 * "Say, Mario, why don't you go see Princess Peach? I'll go later. I'm thinking I'll mingle for now."
 * "If you press in front of the door up there, you can open it."
 * "I wonder what my brother Mario is doing right now..."
 * "Mario! It's you! It's great to see you!"
 * "Oh? And who are you?"
 * "I see. Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after this house, so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?"
 * "Good luck, Mario! You just have to save that princess!"
 * "Princess Peach, still stuck up there in the sky... C'mon, Mario! You're a hero, bro! You have to go up there to rescue her!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 * "I was one hot sacrifice, Bro."
 * "Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story..."
 * "Hey, sounds good to me! Which part of my story you wanna hear, Bro?"
 * "You go, Bro!"
 * "Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."

Super Paper Mario

 * "T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"
 * "I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!"
 * "This looks like a job for Luigi!"
 * "One of Count Bleck's minions must have done me in."
 * "You dirty little traitor!"
 * "The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"
 * "BRO! I'm so glad you found me!"
 * "Ooh, how did I end up in this stinky place?"
 * "That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!"
 * "I'm my bro's bro."
 * "Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"
 * "Hey, you! You're the boss of all those crazy guys who escaped The Underwhere, aren't you?!"
 * "Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!"
 * "SHAG?! This mustache is pure Luigi!" (U.S. version)
 * "Pushover?! I'll show you who's a pushover!" (PAL version)
 * "Thanks, bro!"
 * "Even if [ Shadoo ] was just a fake... I don't ever wanna fight my Bro again!"

Mr. L

 * "Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"
 * "Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"
 * "Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"
 * "No one's coming to save you this time, dearest princess! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Jumpsallthetime! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Pink n' Frilly! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"
 * "Hey, Ms. Alwayskidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE!"
 * "I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."
 * "Hey there, butterball!"
 * "Hey, King Incompetent! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"
 * "Looks like your Pure Heart thing got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."
 * "Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"
 * "But Brobot craves his daily smash! I can't just loiter here! There's no action!"
 * "I AM MR.L!"
 * "Meet my new friend... BROBOT L-TYPE!"
 * "I was just scouting him, dear. Next time, he will be mine!"

Paper Mario: Color Splash

 * "Mario! It's-a me!"
 * "I don't know how it happened, but some green paint fell out of the sky and repainted my kart!"
 * "Let's-a race down Rainbow Road and save Peach!"
 * "Okeydokey! You-a ready?"
 * "Yes! Here we gooooo!"
 * "Well, it sounds like you've been on quite an adventure without me, Bro!"
 * "But at least I can help you out a little a-bit with the driving, Princess-a Peach-a here we come!"
 * "We're getting a-close... to something."
 * "MAMMA MIA! It leads to a giant creepy rock in the sky!"
 * "But we can't stop a-now! You guys have worked way too hard for me to chicken out here!"
 * "Hold on! I'm-a gonna floor it! Hopefully we won't fall off the road. Lakitu's not a-here to save us!"
 * "Phew! We made it."
 * "You guys be-a careful in there, OK? I'll... I'll just wait here. You know. In case you need a ride back."
 * "Mario! Peach! Huey!"
 * "I wasn't sure you guys were gonna make it!"
 * "Get on the kart! We're a-getting out of here!"
 * "Peach, you're first. Hurry!"
 * "I think he's-a right, Bro. Trust me-I've fallen off Rainbow Road more times than I can count."
 * "It's a-now or never!"

Mario Party and Mario Party 2

 * "Ah! Oh my God!" (Japanese version)
 * "Yahaa! I'm the best!"

Mario Party 3

 * "Hahaha! I'm-a got it!"
 * "Yeah! Luigi's the winner!"
 * "No matter how you look at it, I'm the nicest in the world!"
 * "Since I'm so kind, the Kindness Star Stamp belongs to me - Luigi!"
 * "Battle me, the king of kindness!"
 * "I am the strongest one in the universe! Me!"
 * "That's why the Strength Star Stamp should go to me!"
 * "I'll show you my strength!"
 * "I - Luigi - am more courageous than the rest! Just ask anyone!"
 * "That's why the Courage Star Stamp should go to me!"
 * "Show your courage - play with me!"
 * ''"I'm the best!"
 * "Oh no! I lost! Oh!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Good choice!"
 * "Aw, I lost!"

Mario Party 4 and 5

 * "Good choice!"
 * "Ha ha ha, I got it."
 * "Yeah! I'm-a the Party Star!"
 * "Aw, I lost!"
 * ''"Ha ha ha, I'm the best!"'
 * "Wow!"

Mario Party 6 and 7

 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Oh yeah, Luigi like-a dat!"
 * "Oh yeah, I'm a winner!"
 * "Aw, Luigi lost!"
 * 'Yes!"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * 'Ha ha!"
 * "Ha ha ha!"
 * "Achoo! Oh, sorry!"

Mario Party 8

 * "Mario Party 8! Whee!"
 * "Yeah, Luigi wins!"
 * "Come on, Let's-a go."
 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "Oh, boooo!"
 * "Oh, Luigi win!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Yes!"
 * "Yes! Luigi won!"
 * "I'm ready!"
 * "Yeah! We're the Superstars!"
 * "Wow-ee, wow-ee!"
 * "Oh, mama mia!"
 * "No!"

Super Mario Party and Mario Party Superstars

 * "Luigi time!"
 * ''"Luigi number one!"'

Luigi's Mansion

 * "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
 * "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here."
 * "Hello?" (Answering the phone)
 * "I always preferred the bottom bunk..."
 * "Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper..."
 * "Now that's just not my style."
 * "Mario?"
 * "You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!"
 * "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."
 * "I wonder if there are any goodies there."
 * "Exquisite..."'
 * "Fabulous!"
 * "What in the world is this?"
 * "I do it." (Before rescuing Mario)
 * ''"Mama-mia..."
 * "Ohohohoh, Mario!" (Laughing at Mario)

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

 * "Ohhh boy..."
 * "H-h-h-hello?"
 * "I do it!"
 * "Here I go... *gulp*"
 * "No, no, no. Bad doggie!"
 * "Heeeey."
 * "Marioooo, yoohoo!"
 * "I got it!"
 * "I did it!"
 * "Wowie!" (Obtaining a gem)
 * "Y-yes, I did."
 * "Here you go."
 * "Th-thanks, Mario."
 * "Come here, Doggie..."
 * "M-hm."
 * "Ahhh, I did it."
 * "Yello?" (Receiving message from Professor E. Gadd)
 * "Good job!"
 * "Thank you very much!"
 * "Uh, ah.. ACHOOHWEEY!!" (Sneezing at the dust after appearing at the entrance of the Old Clockworks)
 * "Help help!"
 * "Over here!"
 * "Uh-oh." (Trapped)
 * "Here you go." (Freeing Luigi from trap)
 * "Waugh! *cough*" (Cursed)
 * "Yoo-hoo..." (Reviving other Luigi)
 * "Let's-a go!" (Reviving other Luigi)
 * "Come on!" (Reviving other Luigi)
 * "I do it!" (Winning bonus item)
 * "Let's do it!"

Luigi's Mansion 3

 * "Oh, yeah!"
 * "Wowie zowie!"
 * "Uh, bye."
 * "OK."
 * "Night, night."
 * "Hello?"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Mario?"
 * "M-Mario?"
 * "Got it! Yeah! Luigi! Oh yeah!" (after getting the elevator button for the 3rd floor)
 * "Ah ha! I did it!" (after Gooigi gets the elevator button for the 2nd floor)
 * "Got it!" (after getting back the elevator button for the 4th floor from mice for the second time)
 * "Yeah... Oh, bravo!" (after getting the elevator button for the 6th floor)
 * "Oh. Ah ha!" (after getting the elevator button for the 7th floor)
 * "I did it!" (after getting the elevator button for the 8th floor)
 * "I'm-a star!" (after receiving the elevator button from Morty for the 9th floor)
 * "Yes!" (after getting back the elevator button for the 9th floor from Polterkitty)
 * "Gotcha!" (after getting the elevator button for the 10th floor)
 * "Ah ha!" (after getting the elevator button for the 13th floor)
 * "Oh yeah! Oh, yeah!" (after getting the elevator button for the 14th floor)
 * "Nononononono, nice kitty-" (when Polterkitty steals the elevator button for the 14th floor)
 * "Groovy!" (after getting the last elevator button)
 * "Mario! Hey, bro!" (after saving Mario as they hug each other)
 * "Bye, everybody!" (after the post-credits cutscene)

Mario Power Tennis

 * "OW! My nose..." (In an outtake)
 * "Nice catch..." (After Daisy snatches the trophy from him)
 * ''"Huh? Oh no! (Cries)"

Super Mario Strikers

 * "Luigi!"
 * "Vroooommm! Luigi!"
 * "Open! Open!"
 * "Hey, schoozy!"

Mario Strikers Charged

 * "Luigi!"
 * "Vroooommm! Luigi!"
 * "Open! Open!"
 * "Hey, schoozy!"
 * "Thank you! Thank you so much!"
 * "LUIGI!!! Come on!"
 * "No, no, no! Mamma mia!"

New Super Mario Bros. series

 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Okey-dokey!"
 * "Yes!" (when entering a tower/castle)
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Woohoo!"
 * "Phew, made it." (when completing a level)
 * "Ho ho! Secret. Shh." (when finding a secret exit)
 * "Yay for me, Luigi!" (when completing a level in New Super Mario Bros.)
 * "Yes! I’m a winner." (when completing a stage with a boss fight)
 * "Oh, yeah!" (when successfully completing a level in multiplayer or with a saved Toad, or when getting the most coins in the credits)
 * "OW!" (when getting squished by obstacles)
 * "Help Luigi!" (when shaking in a bubble)
 * "Hey, you!" (when shaking in a bubble)
 * "No...." (when dying in a level)
 * "Oh, no..." (Time's up)
 * "I'm-a back!" (when using a continue)

Super Mario Galaxy

 * "HELP!"
 * "A ghost! Eeeeek!"
 * "Let's go home!"
 * "H-help me..."
 * "It's-a me, Luigi!"
 * "STAR!!"
 * "Super Luigi Galaxy!" (After unlocking Luigi)
 * "Welcome! Welcome new GALAXY!"
 * "Thank you for playing my game!"

Super Mario 3D Land

 * "Help me!" (as shown in a card of him in prison)
 * "Luigi's back! Thanks, bro!" (being rescued by Mario)
 * "Luigi!" (Being selected on a world map)
 * "Hup." (Crouching)
 * "Let's-a go!" (Starting a level)
 * "Ya-haaa!" (Completing a level; reused from Super Mario Galaxy)
 * "Here we gooooo!" (Starting Special 8-Crown)

Super Mario 3D World

 * "Ha-ha! Luigi! Go, green!" (Being selected when loading a file)
 * "Luigi time!" (Being selected on character select screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (Starting level)
 * "Fight time!" (Enemy blockade)
 * "It's about time!" (Starting a castle)
 * "Oh..." (Castle level intro)
 * "Let's-a do this!" (Starting a tank/train)
 * "Wheeee!" (Jumping on ice)
 * "Meow-reow!" (Collecting a Super Bell)
 * "Ho-ho!" (Completing a level/boss)
 * "Meow!" (Completing a level as Cat Luigi)
 * "Goodie! / All mine! / Ha-ha! Got it!" (Collecting a Green Star/Stamp)
 * "Wowie!" (Double Luigi)
 * "Stomping time!" (Mega Luigi)
 * "Oooooooh!" (Luigi Switch)
 * "Whaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaa!" (Falling into a pit)
 * "See ya!" (when a player exits)
 * "Oh no!" (as Bowser escapes with the Sprixie Princess or losing a life after time runs out)

Super Mario Odyssey

 * "Hey, Bro! You saved Princess Peach, huh? So proud of ya!"
 * "But enough of that. Get this, Bro. I came up with a new game. I call it Balloon World."
 * "Balloon World is a game where you search for balloons hidden by people all over the world!"
 * "Oh, you should know that if you play, your high score, nickname, and profile icon will show up in other people's games."
 * "Hey, you wanna connect to the network and play Balloon World?"
 * "Alright now, let's begin. First, we'll move to the starting point."
 * "Way to go, bro. You picked a really good hiding spot." (when the player hides a balloon)
 * "Nice work, Bro!" (when the player finds a balloon)
 * "Hey... Have I seen that outfit somewhere before...? Anyway, lookin' good, Bro!"
 * "Bro! You startled me! That outfit is kinda, ummm... How can I put this? I mean, it looks good on you! It looks good, but uhh... Yeah..."
 * "Huh? What? Another... me?! No, wait. Is that you, Bro? Whoa, you really threw me for a loop there!"
 * "Whoa, Bro, you're getting married?! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! Oh, you're just wearing the outfit? For, like, fun? Huh."
 * "Bro, are you there?! I can't see you! You're scaring me! ...Are you still there? I'm just going to keep talking..."

Super Mario Maker 2

 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Whew, made it!"

Story Mode

 * "Heya, Big Bro! If you're having trouble with a course, use some assist parts!"
 * "You gonna try again, Big Bro? If you're having trouble, you can press to use assist parts. ...Or you can always ask me to do it for you."

General quotes

 * "It's me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!"
 * "There's a shop out there with Luigi's name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout..."
 * "Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!"
 * "Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!"
 * "Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!"
 * "Watch out! Green machine coming through!"
 * "Gimme a good roll! I've got my fingers crossed and everything."
 * "Look at my new shop! Isn't she a beaut?"
 * "I only need one more suit... Why can't I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!"
 * "This is the perfect time for Luigi's trademark jump! I'll just leap my way straight back to the bank!"
 * "All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!"
 * "Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns... I need to stop doing that!"
 * "Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game..."
 * "Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
 * "Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
 * "You're lucky I'm an easy going guy (Player's name), because that wasn't very nice!"
 * After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
 * After taking a day off: "I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?"
 * After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
 * To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
 * After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * Responding to Mario's "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!": "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"

Area-specific quotes

 * "Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me." (The Ghost Ship)
 * "Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!" (Starship Mario)
 * "These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
 * "Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
 * "Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach’s Castle!" (Castle Trodian)
 * "Uh-oh! I don’t have the best balance in the world... Hope I don’t fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
 * "Vroom, Vroom! Let’s get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
 * "This place is wackadoodle! It’s turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
 * "Ah, Peach's Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
 * "Now, THIS is where the real action is! It’s happening on Yoshi's Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
 * "I'm gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
 * "I don't trust Bowser OR his spooky castle... I bet he's got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)

The Adventures of Dirk Drain-Head

 * "Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth."

Just Deserts

 * "That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!"

Super Mario Adventures

 * "A pipeline job by tonight? I can't start a job this big on an empty stomach."
 * "Help, Mario! I'm swimming in a sea of pipes!"
 * "I think hunger is making me hallucinate!"
 * "Nooo! I've been having pipe dreams about that canneloni!"
 * "Help! I'm being devoured by vile vegetation!"

Super Mario: Manga Adventures

 * "D'habitude, je suis discret! Mais cette fois... c'est moi le héros!!!"
 * "Mais pourquoi tout le monde me méprise, hein? Je suis pourtant plus intelligent que Mario! Et puis il suffit de lire l'histoire Level 8 pour comprendre que j'ai aussi plus de chance que lui!"

"The Bird! The Bird!"

 * "I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!"
 * "P-polar bear? Lunch!?"
 * "Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!"
 * "(*sobs*) He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!"
 * "Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

 * "C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!"
 * "Me? B-b-but I can't swim across the moat! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!"

"Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"

 * "Fellons? Yo, I never fell on nobody! I'm uh..."
 * "Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!"

"Mario's Magic Carpet"

 * "Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!"
 * "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!"

"Rolling Down the River"

 * "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

 * "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse."
 * "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

 * "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!"

"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

 * "Yo, let's get cookin'!"

"The Great BMX Race"

 * "I th-think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!"
 * "I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach."

"Stars in Their Eyes"

 * "That's what I call Shower Power!"

"Count Koopula"

 * "Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire."

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

 * "Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!"

"Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"

 * "Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!"

"On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"

 * "Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"!
 * "Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!"

"Mario and Joliet"

 * "Annette Funicello? Where?"

"Too Hot to Handle"

 * "Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!"

"Time Out Luigi"

 * "Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!"

"Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

 * "The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!"
 * "Better make that "The more for Mario"!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

 * "We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

 * "Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!"

"The Ten Koopmandments"

 * "This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!"
 * "I want my mommy!"

"The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"

 * "Diet? I heard that! I'm not the one who needs to diet!"
 * "The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming!"
 * "Let me have it, ya little snowball!"

"The Trojan Koopa"

 * "Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say dead?"

"Quest for Pizza"

 * "How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!"

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

 * "Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!"

"Karate Koopa"

 * "Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta."

"Mario of the Apes"

 * "Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!"

"Mario of the Deep"

 * "I'm a chicken of the sea!"

"Flatbush Koopa"

 * "The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!"

"Crocodile Mario"

 * "Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!"
 * "I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!"

"Star Koopa"

 * "Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!"

"Robo Koopa"

 * "Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!"

"Koopenstein"

 * "You got 'em!"
 * "You don't got 'em."

"Reptiles in the Rose Garden"

 * "Nice crash landing, Mario!"

"Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"

 * "Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!"

"The Beauty of Kootie"

 * "Ride 'em, plumber boy!"
 * "Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!"

"Princess Toadstool for President"

 * "Tanks for reminding me."

"Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

 * "We unclogged the past!"
 * "Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!"
 * "Hey, but I am a baby!"
 * "Hey, Mario! WAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Oh, Brother!"

 * "There, now it's even hotter!"
 * "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! {quickly} Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?"

"Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"

 * "Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!"

"Misadventures in Babysitting"

 * "Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!"
 * "They don't call us super for nothing!"

"Do the Koopa"

 * "I hate to dance!"

"Kootie Pie Rocks"

 * "I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!"

"The Ugly Mermaid"

 * "Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?"

"Life's Ruff"

 * "Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!"
 * "If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!"

"Up, Up, and a Koopa"

 * "Well, there goes the neighborhood!"

"Recycled Koopa"

 * "Ahh! It's a garbage storm!"
 * "Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?"
 * "Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!"
 * "WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our tail!"
 * "Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?"

"The Venice Menace"

 * "This gondola's gonna make us goners!"

"Super Koopa"

 * "I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon."
 * "Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake."

"Send in the Clown"

 * "Poor dinosaur; he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" (referring to the dinosaur about to eat Mario)

"The Yoshi Shuffle"

 * "It's a football! I chiseled it!"

"Mama Luigi"

 * "Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?"
 * "Koopa Football Players grabbed the princess! Mario was attacked by a Koopa Wizard and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself, face-to-face, with a Fire Sumo!"
 * "I fell for hours!"
 * "Mario, wherever you are...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"
 * "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"

"Rock TV"

 * "It's all right! He wants to shake hands! He wants to be friends!!"

San Diego Comic-Con 2013

 * "Well, we can both be number one, except I don't have to be in his shadow anymore; I got my own. Look at that. See?"
 * Responding to "Is Daisy also number one?": "Awwww, yes, she makes my heart go badda-bing badda-bum badda-bing badda-boom badda-boom-boom-boom *lip pop*
 * Responding to "How many coins have you collected in your life?" "Uh, 782,942,872,943."
 * Responding to "Are you and Daisy ever gonna get married?" "Awwww, boy, I have to give her a lot of spaghetti meatballs and garlic before I ask her to that. One day, I'm going to get the nerve up and I'm going to do it. Yeah. I gotta say, 'Uh, hey, Daisy, uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh, hah, oh, uhhhh, uhhh,' and she's gonna say, 'Are you trying to ask me if I marry you?' and I say, 'Oh, uhhhh, yeah, I, uh, woow, oh, I, uh, yeaaah.' And she's gonna go, 'Okey-dokey.' At least, I hope so. That would be nice, huh?"
 * Responding to a person's proposal to make a game about Luigi and Daisy's marriage: "That would be nice. Wouldn't that be nice? I, uh, then, I, uh, you know what, it's all about picking what cake to eat, and, heh, heh, heh, how do you make a game about marriage?" Somebody responds, "Very carefully." "Yeah, very carefully. Spoken like a man with experience. Whoo-hooo!"
 * "Oh, should I, you know, Pikachu? He came up with the dinner last night, you know? He had a spaghetti meatball. Yeah. Pikachu, he very nice guy. My brother told me this story the first time he met Pikachu he said, uh, 'Hello, my name is Mario. What's your name?' And Pikachu said, uh. He said... he said, 'Pika-chu!' And my brother, Mario, said, 'Oh, my goodness, you got allergies!'"
 * Responding to "Where are you right now?": "All right, right now I'm at Comic-Con, eh, eh, Comic-Con 2013 San Diego, California, number one! Ho ho! Where are you?"
 * Responding to "If you were a Pokémon, what Pokémon would you be?": "If I was a Pokémon, I would definitely be Pikachu. He's so cute. I like-a Pikachu, what Pokémon would you be? What's your favorite Pokémon?" Somebody responds with "Slowbro." "Oh, Slowbro, yeah, I'm Fast Bro."
 * "How come no one dresses as a Pokémon?" One person responds with his girlfriend playing a game right now. "Oh, she is? Awww. Is she a princess?"
 * "I wish we had Pokémon walking all over the place. That would be very fine, huh? I gotta get my brother, Mario, hang on."

Charles Martinet's profile on Vine and Instagram

 * Luigi: (looking at a traffic light showing a person walking): "Go, little man, go!"
 * Mario: "Go, little man, go! Oh, he looks green!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, he does!"
 * (traffic light becomes red)
 * Luigi: "Oh. Uh-oh, now he's red!"
 * Mario: "Oh..."


 * Luigi (looking at a traffic light in front of the Bank of Hangzhou in China with the message "行人安全通行"; literally, "safe passage for pedestrians"): "I wonder what that means."
 * Mario: (as the view pans up to the top of the light, where there is a walking person icon) "I think it means ... Go, little man, go!"
 * Luigi: "Go, little man, go!"
 * Mario: "Go, little man, go!"
 * Luigi: "Go, little man, go!"


 * Mario (overlooking the city from a glass window): "你好！"
 * Luigi: "Oh, what does that mean?"
 * Mario: "Hello!"
 * Luigi: "Oh, hello!"
 * Mario: "Hi!"
 * Luigi: "Hello!"


 * Mario (looks at the suspended cyclist): "That's not a swing you see every day."
 * Luigi: "No, that's not a swing you see every day."
 * Mario: "It's a swingcycle!"
 * Luigi: "Oh!?"


 * Luigi: " ' Keep off the grass'..."
 * Mario (looks at suspended cyclist): "Yeah, now there's a guy who takes it very seriously, heeheeheeheehee!"


 * Mario (visiting the Fuente Alemana in Santiago, Chile): "Wow, look at that fountain!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, impressive!"
 * Mario: "Kinda makes you wanna go boating, doesn't it?"
 * Luigi: "Did you say 'juggling'?"
 * Mario: "Nonono, I said 'boating'!"
 * Luigi: "Ah, oh, yeah, yeah. Not so much really, no. Is nice, though."


 * Luigi (at a live llama): "It's a cow!"
 * Mario: "Nononono, that's a llama!"
 * Luigi: "Oh ... hello, llama!"
 * Mario: "Is your mama a llama?"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, I, I bet she is!"
 * Mario: "Yeah, of course! Hahaha! Hello, little llama!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, little llama! Oh, it's so cute!"
 * Mario: "Yeah!"


 * Mario: "Can you say, 'chorizo'?"
 * Luigi: "Chorizo!"
 * Mario: "I'm glad you could!"
 * Luigi: "Ho-ho!"


 * Mario: "You know what they say, chili today!"
 * Luigi: "Yeah yeah... hot tamale!"
 * Wario: ".......why?"


 * Mario (looking at cooked crabs): "Look at that guy. He's a CRAB!"
 * Luigi: "He looks grumpy!"
 * Mario: "I think you mean 'crabby', right?"


 * Luigi: "Why?"
 * Luigi: "Oh..."


 * Mario (looking at live leaf cutter ants): "These little guys are very busy, aren't they?"
 * Luigi: "Yeah, it's a very busy day for a leaf-cutter ant."


 * Mario (looking at a live deer): "It looks like Bambi!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, little Bambi!"
 * Mario: "Huh, so cute!"
 * Luigi: "Oh, yeah! Cute!"


 * Luigi (at a live albino alligator): "It's a cow..."
 * Mario: "No, no, it's an albino alligator."
 * Luigi: "Oh... how cute!"
 * Mario: "Mmm-hmm!"


 * Mario: "It's a hibiscus!"
 * Luigi: "Hello, 'biscus!"
 * Mario: "Uh, it's a hibiscus."
 * Luigi: "Oh! hi!"
 * Mario: "Hi!"


 * Luigi (looking at soup): "It's a bathtub?"
 * Mario: "Oh, oh no, that's a soup."
 * Luigi: "Mmm! Hello, soup!"
 * Mario: "Hello!"


 * Luigi (looking at boiling soup): "That's not a bathtub."
 * Mario: "Oh, no. It's a soupy."
 * Luigi: "Hello, soupy! Mmmmm..."


 * Mario: "And that, my bro, is the udon."
 * Luigi: "Oh, yeah, it's definitely soupy time! (muffled) Ho ho!"


 * Mario: "That was a delicious udon."
 * Luigi: "Oh, yeah, that's my friend, Mr. Udon."
 * Mario (chuckles): "Way to go, bro!"