User:Dom

SUCK MY KNOWLEDGE!!! -Dom, Dom's Life (That's an original quote by me! But you can use it if you must...)

I live in Australia, and I am Australian!
I am Dom, a new guy on the Super Mario Wiki. I've edited heaps of stuff...for the better. I don't stuff anything up, I swear!

RANDOM FUNNY STUFF:

1."Well, well. Duckstealer McStealsducks. Been stealing ducks, have you?"

"No."

"Curses!!! I was so sure..."

2. Google 'Tobias and Jube' and read the awesome comic.

3. I am in ur Wiki, editin' ur pages.

4. "OMG! It's Doctor Patio, rogue theoretical physicist, author of the award winning flower-arrangement textbook I Thought Grout was a sort of Fungal Skin Disease, five-time winner of the Flantington Orifice award for outstanding library fines, inventor of the wheeled, non-flying, bus-shaped airplane, and RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!"

"Actually, I'm Doctor Shed, rogue chiropractor."

5. I was in the car with my friend, David, and we were in the suburb called Woodville. He said, "that building is made of concrete!"

6. I saw a really big dragon in a game and said "ZOMG! TOATTLY HUGE DRAGUMS!"

7. In Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, everyone says "Hi, Mario...and, er...Mr Greenie."

8. On my Nintendo DS, I used to draw rude pictures in Pictochat. Seriously, you shoul've seen the detail I put in!

9. I once said "Crap off!"

10. My gassy friend was next to me way back in Grade 4, and he did a massive fart during 'Show and Tell!'

11. Also that day, a bird flew straight into the window of the classroom at high speed!

12. In Grade 5, A pigeon flew through an open window of our classroom, crashed into a boy's head, then bounced off and flew out the other side!

13. Also that year, I had a friend who had ultra Bee-Phobia, and 2 bees flew into the class, and he threw al his books and paper into the air suddenly and dived under the table, bumping his head!

14. I did a play in Grade 4 where I was a caveman, and I touched the imaginary fire and went "OOOOOOH! HOT STUFF!"

15. There was a picture in my gaming magazine of a girl not wearing much, and she had heaps of tattoos. The caption was 'Nice tats! No, that's not a typo...'

16. Another funny caption was of a bikini model standing in front of 2 different coloured cars. The caption said 'What a nice pair! I especially like the blue one...'

17. I am teh burninator! Woot!

18. In Warcraft 3, Grunts say 'Me so horn-ed, me hurt you long time!'

19. Imagine Mario without the facial hair...

20. Donkey Kong is so stoopid. He flops around, goes "oogi-oogi!" and then dies.

21. I put a piece of cardboard on the floor for some reason, then I rushed to see a good TV show before it finished, and slipped on the cardboard, and smashed into the TV!

My top 10 favourite games (which will change quite a bit):

1. Paper Mario (N64)

2. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

4. Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne (Japoota)

5. Super Paper Mario (Wii)

6. Super Mario World (SNES/GBA)

7. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)

8. Yoshi's Island (GBA)

9. Pikmin 2 (GC)

10. Mario Kart DS (DS, genius!)

Things I HATE:

1. Loading screens. But most Mario games are very quick to load, thank goodness.

2. Side-quests with pathetic rewards, or none at all. But I like the Pit of 100 Trials in the Paper Mario series, they have fairly good rewards.

3. Loading screens with DUCKS in them!

4. Error messages, especially ones that mean you've lost heaps of progress.

5. Power failures at the worst possible moments.

MY FAVOURITE GAMING MOMENTS:

These are in random order...

1. In Super Paper Mario ,when Laughing X-Naut (the 30th Sammer Guy) goes "HAH HAH!" just as The Void consumes the entire dimension.

2. When Luigi and the Chaos Heart merge together to create Super Dimentio.

3. When you arrive at the 100th floor of the Pit of 100 Trials in Paper Mario:TTYD, and discover Bonetail, the ultimate secret boss.

4. Lots of bits in Super Mario Galaxy were teh awesomeness.

5. In Super Mario World (my favourite 2D Mario game), when you find the well-hidden Special World. By the way, the 2nd level in this world, called Tubular, is the hardest Mario level I have ever played*!


 * Actually, I just realised that every level in the Special World is really hard, in fact, the one called Outrageous is possibly even harder!

6. This is more of a scary moment...In the first Pikmin game (which I got for my 10th birthday), I was exploring the Distant Spring area, and I found a big pink egg in the middle of a huge lake. I attacked it with my Pikmin, and out came a really creepy secret boss called the Smoky Progg, which is essentially a phantom-like mutant frog. Take into account the creepy music in the Distant Spring, and that really freaked me out at that age!

7. In Super Paper Mario, making Cudge the hammer Pixl say ANY word with less than 8 characters...oh, boy...I had HEAPS of fun!

8. In Zelda: Twilight Princess, there were heaps of awesome cutscenes, and the atmosphere of the Twilight Realms was fully sick!

9. In the original Super Mario Bros, when you manage to beat Bowser at the end of World 8 (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS!!!!!!???? That's so bloody hard, that world!), and you save Princess Peach, and she says something like "How about you try a harder quest," and then you go back to World 1-1, but every level is EVEN HARDER!

10. In Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, the Temple of the Ocean King is so cool! Each time you get to go a bit deeper, eventually getting down to the 13th floor, with the awesome final boss, called Bellum! I love teh Phantoms, especially when you finally get the Phantom Sword and can smash 'em!