User:Geniusguy445

_ "I'm the only one who is smarter and cooler than Lord Bowser himself. But don't ever mention it to him. Last time I did, he nearly physically removed my rank and about 9,800 I.Q. points." —Genius guy, Paper Mario

Genius Guys are green, super intelligent Shy Guys that are so much smarter and more loyal than the average Shy Guy. Because they are the only ones with incredible intelligence, they decided that they, the most qualified, would use their brain power to make defenses for their home in Shy Guy's Toy Box. One such defensive invention was the flying car. It was they who invented the Koopa Clown Car for Bowser and the Medi Guys. Their car, however, is the only onw armed with a high powered laser. It is this laser that stole the Deadly Guy title from Anti Guys. With one hit with the laser, they can give Mario an instant game over. However if he can time the action command perfectly, the laser will recochet back to them. Fighting them is a deadly game, and are commonly refered to as Exam Guys (short for Final Examination Guys).

Due to their loyalty to General Guy,who commanded them not to show themselves, Genius Guys have (literally) not appeared in Paper Mario. When Mario comes close, they acticate their car's cloaking device. But, if Mario enters their base, they will not hesitate to show themselves and assist the intruder to the door. Deeper in their base, there is a single Genius Guy guarding a treasure chest holding a Super Awesome Amazing Spectacular Superb Unbelievable Infinity PWNage Plus Badge. In order to find the Genius Guy base, Mario must find an invisible ? block that contains a ! Switch. He must hit the switch, enter the newly formed trap door, and pass an array of puzzles only someone who has an IQ of 445,000 can pass.

Aside from living in their spectacular head quarters, a single other Genius Guy may reside in Bowser's Castle, but no one has lived to confirm this. If one does, it may be the brain power behind Kammy Koopa's defences that hinder Mario's progress.

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Your not supposed to see this.

Haha! just kidding!

Not bad, eh? And you thought it was a REAL article (or maybe not). Well, I thought it was pretty good. I really enjoy making fake articles. I also think that I'm fairly good at it. Of course I would never mass produce fake articles on the wiki, but I am applying to where people would appreciate it. I am trying to join the 'Shroom so that you can enjoy it too. If I do, I will focus on that more than my page.

Since I don't yet, I am currently working out ways to make my page even better. Although my content may be lacking, I may do a whole bunch all at once. So keep checking occassionally.

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I like playing as Wario in Brawl. He has fairly good reach and power. He is faster than Bowser with comparable strength. He can KO people with gas. That is pretty impressive. Oh, and he looks cool when he's smart.



Science Experiment
This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline.

GET READY PEOPLE WITH INTERNET! I"M ABOUT TO MAKE A HUGE EDIT,... right after these messages. ;)