List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

King Boo

 * "Blue overalls...Cute button nose...White gloves...Mustache?!? MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR PAINTING!?!...Wait a minute, your shirt and hat are green.  It's just Luigi!"
 * "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
 * "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
 * "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway...gullible Soup?"
 * "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
 * "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
 * "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
 * "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
 * "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... ...inside the painting!"

Luigi

 * ''"MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
 * (examining a tombstone) "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
 * (examining clothes) "These look comfortable... NO. I'll stick with my duds!"
 * (examining furniture) "Now that I look at it, it's full of moth holes! Yewch!"

Mario

 * ''"Get me outta here!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi!"

Professor E. Gadd

 * "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
 * "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
 * "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
 * "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
 * "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion just appeared here a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"