User:Neptune99

It's time I said this, being almost four years late.

I've come to realise, that in my short time as a user on the Mario Wiki, Userpedia, Fantendo and any other related wikis, that for some of the time, specifically during the Bowserpedia Wars, I have acted like a class A douchebag. Now obviously I would like to apologize to everyone who I have screwed over individually, but since most of them have retired or been banned, there's really no point in posting on their talk pages. So I will just post it all here, and you can all view it, and possibly reply to me later.

So first, I would like to apologize for the main stupid and idiotic thing I have done in the past. The Bowserpedia Wars. Some of you know what happened, some of you don't. For those of you that don't, there's a lengthy explanation on Alex25/White Mage's talk page on Userpedia, if you're interested. So, I would first like to apologize to a certain Michael/Cobweb/Scarecrow/whatever for the way I treated him on Bowserpedia. Obviously any user should be allowed to voice their opinions on ANY wiki, and that's what Michael was doing. In fact, he was only trying to defend Toadette, whom I should also apologize to as well. Now I see how the wars all started. From there, I really don't think I did anything malicious, other than plotting a Spam attack on the Mario Party Wiki, then lying about it, but in all reality, I just wanted my own back.

Secondly, I would like to apologize to the way I treated my own fellow Bowserpedians. Not only was I a dictator, I was a coward. I piled the ruins of Bowserpedia onto Koopa Troopa, before fleeing myself, which I would like to thoroughly apologise for. It was wrong for me to pile that trouble onto you, and for that I am truly sorry. I would also like to apologize to Blue Koop, for the way I treated him. Even after he betrayed me (for a good enough reason) and came back to me, almost begging for me to forgive him, I was too cold to accept his apology. I feel as if I was the reason he revealed himself towards the wiki as The Goomba, and I fee as if I was the reason he left. And for that, I am so deeply sorry, Blue Koop. And I also need to apologize to Blue Koop's friends, such as Palkia47, for driving him away. Though I might not be the reason he left, I do feel as if it were my fault. And for that, I deeply, deeply apologize.

Finally, on the topic of Bowserpedia, I am sorry to those of the Mario Wiki and Userpedia who got roped into the madness of the Bowserpedia Wars. It was unfair of us to take the Wars towards your peaceful areas, and for that, I apologize.

Now, for the Mario Wiki. I'm not certain that I have done enough to annoy you at the Mario Wiki. But I'm sure I can name a few. Firstly, I would like to congratulate those aspiring users who became Sysops, Bureaucrats, and even Patrollers of this fantastic wiki - You have all deserved your promotions. Now, the first thing I would like to apologize for, around the Mario Wiki, is in my youthful era around this wiki, when I first joined. You might all recall that I was the creator of the Worst Article on the Mario Wiki, the In the Clouds article, which prompted several rewrites, and even a proposal on the wiki. It was my very first edit towards the wiki, and I had no idea what I was doing. I had originally posted that onto Wiki Answers, and then copied it onto the wiki. Though I feel it was more of a "comedy experience", rather than a dramatic apology type thing. Still, I would like to apologize.

I would also like to apologize for some of the other various spam articles that I created, such as the "Poochy Rules!" article and its sub pages and I think I also did one about the Cameos of other characters in Mario Kart DS. That was a mistake. I would like to apologize to my friend Glitchman, for the lie I told him when we first met. I told him that I followed the links, when in fact I didn't. I seem to be dramatizing this, which is very wrong of me. I must apologize for some of the stuff I did on the forums, I have shown some rude and angry behaviour on the forums to some of its regulars. For that, I apologize.

Now for Userpedia. Again, I would like to congratulate everyone on Userpedia who has become a Sysop, Bureaucrat, Steward, Patroller and so on for getting promoted. You have all truly deserved your promotions. Except you, SMB. I'm joking, you all have done fantastically in your work, and I thank you all for giving me the fantastic oppertunity of becoming a sysop. Now to be honest, I only got the promotion to Patroller through Tabuu, whom I actually b*tched and moaned to about how "I wasn't an admin". Though you all agreed to promote me, I actually feel that I requested promotion. For that I apologize so much, and I wouldn't be surprised if you demoted me for that.

I have also been unfair towards some of the newer users on Userpedia, I feel. To users such as Catjedi, SuperLuigi128, and maybe MCSoulja, I apologise for my crass attitude towards you. I have to accept that I too was once a completely n00bish user, who just needed (and wanted) to learn how to contribute towards the wiki. But towards Catjedi and MCSoulja, you were both fairly banned, as at the time, you were both rustling the admins' jimmies. But I think MCSoula, you've learned now. I'm sorry that I was often quite mean to you. You have, and always shall be, my friend.

Now I take you back to my first days on Userpedia, during the Scribblewiki era. Firstly, I got off to a wrong start with most of the Wikians, where I got into many different edit wars, and I was even the reason a godmodding rule was put in (Thank you, Chaos Ninji). So obviously my n00bish ways got me off to a bad start with many of the users on the wiki. So, obviously, I would like to apologize for the many arguments that I caused with you all. This also goes for the times at Wikia, where I argued with the sysops and stewards of the wiki, and even threatened some of the users there. And the most I was blocked for was two weeks (until I ban evaded, where it was upped to a month, I believe). So obviously I would like to thank you all for giving me so many chances. Even at times, such as when I went around the wiki, saying something like "There's a conspiracy" and "The wiki's staff sucks", you still gave me many chances. I want to thank you, the Userpedia Wiki Staff, for not giving up on me, and even reaching the point where I was promoted to sysop. As Stooben said, I've had a rocky past. And I've come to realize that it's time for me to apologise, and forget my past. My horrible, ridiculous past.

So that's it. You can do whatever you want now - Forgive me, yell at me, ban me, promote me, demote me, leave it, whatever you want. Frankly, I'm glad that I have gotten this off my chest. You'll either hate me or love me now, but I'm seriously glad that I managed to apologize to those I needed to, even if this was a tad dramatic.

Thank you.

Kingbowser99 19:34, 14 June 2012 (EDT)

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