User:King Dark Bowser

'''This user has been requested to stay cooler than Chief Chilly. (Please don't tell him that.)''' "Welp, ya know what they say, when you kill Fawful, who is a jerk, a ghost Dark Star-Bowser hybrid inhales 'im, and I'm born. -Darkbowserrules123, Super Mario Wiki

You've entered the userpage of Darkbowserrules123! As you can see, I'm a HUGE fan of Dark Bowser. I really want him to appear in future games, as a playable character, preferably. I live in the Bahamas, so don't expect me to know everything Americans know. I've always liked Dark Bowser......at least I always liked him as soon as I heard of him. They should make a dry version of him: Dark Dry Bowser. Just picture it! MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO! I joined this wiki sometime in late May 2014, but this userpage wasn't made until the 2nd of July 2014! I have a Nintendo DS and a Wii. I want a Nintendo 3DS, so I can play all the cool games, and a Wii U, 'cause I know if they ever do bring back Dark Bowser it'll be on a game on the Wii U. Hey, here's a fun fact, I've been to Disney World once! I wanna go again! It was F-U-N! Other than the Mario series, I also play the Sonic series, and the Kirby series. My favorite games from the other 2 series are: Sonic Unleashed and Kirby's Return to Dream Land. Feel free to keep explorin' my userpage!

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My Top 11 Favorite Mario Characters
1.Dark Bowser

A cooler, more evil version of the most famous video game villain in the most famous video game series. How can you not like him?!?

2.Dry Bowser

The Dry Bones version of the Koopa King. He's so cool!

3.Bowser

He's the king of all Koopas, the most famous video game villain in the history of forever, and he can bust some pretty awesome moves, as shown in Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.

4.Bowser Jr.

Hey, someone's gotta carry on the royal Koopa line, and Ludwig ain't the heir anymore.

5.Kamek

You ever wonder where Bowser's parents are? The proof is in Mario RPG: his Psychopath quote is "That's.......my child?" Sha-BAM! Now we need to figure out who Bowser's mom is.

6.Boshi

Who doesn't like Yoshi? Who doesn't like a Yoshi with shades?

7.Tryclyde

He's a snake. With 3 heads. And he can breath fire.

8.Yoshi

He's the main star of his own series and can eat anything! He'd probably eat himself if he had to.

9.Underchomp

A 3-headed Chain Chomp. You might think he's kinda cliché and a spin-off of Tryclyde, but he's cool.

10.Broggy

They say dogs are a man's best friend. Broggy is Broque Monsieur's best friend.

11.Blitties

They're cats that are blocks. The sounds they make are ADORABLE!

Mario Games I Own
On DS: Super Mario 64 DS Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario Kart DS

On Wii: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario Kart Wii

New Super Mario Bros. Wii Super Mario Galaxy 2

The Darkbowserrules123 Awards!
These are awards I give to Mario characters (characters from spin-offs included). Just for fun. :)

Best Mario Kart DS Character: R.O.B. He's always been my favorite.

Best Mario & Sonic Character: Metal Sonic. He's just so cool!

Best Mario Kart Course: Bowser's Castle from Mario Kart 8. Who doesn't like that course?!?

Best Mario RPG Game Final Boss: Dark Bowser. You now know why my username is Darkbowserrules123.

He Who Cheats Most: Cheatsy Koopa. Hence the name.

Villains Never to Return: Fawful, Doopliss, and Dimentio. If they were all in the same game you'd wet your pants.

Most Likely To Become "Boo-Busters", The Mario Version Of Ghostbusters: Professor E. Gadd and Luigi. E. Gadd knows all about ghosts, and Luigi's a natural at catching 'em. (Don't make sense to you? Then get Patrick Star to push you off a cliff.)

Longest Tongue: Yoshi. (Don't make sense to you? Then get Patrick Star to push you off a cliff.)

Best Fawful Impressions (Though I HATE Fawful): Fawfulfury65 and ME! Check out my userbox with the dingus known as Fawful if you don't believe me.

Best Bowser Alter Ego: Dark Bowser. Once again, look at my username.

Coolest Koopaling: Ludwig. He's just my favorite.

Cartoon Koopaling Who Resembles Their Game Counterpart Best: Bully. Just give him more shell spikes, make him lose the Brooklyn accent and the spiked collar, and viola! You got Roy!

Best Music: Yoshi's Story 's theme, Bowser Jr.'s theme from Super Mario Galaxy, the final battle theme from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3, the final battle theme from Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mario Kart 8 Bowser's Castle theme, Twisted Mansion's theme, Electrodrome's theme, and the final battle theme from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. (But honestly, I can vaguely imagine Sonic the Hedgehog running to Electrodrome's theme. I bet Nintendo let Sega design that music.)

Best Bowser Battles: Against Baby Bowser in Yoshi's Island, fighting Dark Bowser in Bowser's Inside Story, battling Bowser in Mario Galaxy 2, against Bowser in Super Mario 64 and its remake, fighting Giga Bowser in Super Smash Bros. Melee, and battling Bowser (and King Boo) in Luigi's Mansion.

Most Likely To Have Learned Magic From Harry Potter: Kamek and his species. That's how they're all wizards.

Weirdest Villain: Exor from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. He's a giant sword, for cryin' out loud!

Goals
1. Knock Fawful's stupid hair off his stupid head in Bowser's Inside Story.

2. Post something on a Nintendo website to give Boshi and Bowser a cartoon in which they're good guys and the villains are Fawful, Wart, Cackletta, Megaleg, Digga-Leg, and the Shroobs.

3. Get a Wii U.

4. Get Mario Kart 8.

5. Get Yoshi's Wooly World.

6. Post something on a Nintendo website about making a game starring Yoshi as a ninja and Boshi as a cyborg in which they have to save all the other Yoshis from Baby Bowser.

Darkbowserrules123's Famous Gallery Of Random Stuff
A Dry Bones....he has wings. He's the reason I NEVA reset my Wii.

Trust me, NO ONE wants this in their garden. First, Yoshi eats cheese.....then he cuts it. LOL!

Let's face it, Dry Bowser's Flame Runner is the best. Nabbit would probably make a good Santa.

What happens when you give Poochy a Yoshi egg? He plays with it.....then cooks it.

Luigi:HOLY COW! KING BOO?!? King Boo:Well DUH! Who'd you expect, that stupid spinoff from Mario Sunshine?

Ok, so how do you use this thing? Kamek! I told you, NO MAGIC IN THE NEW YOSHI GAME!

<-HOLY COW DUDE WHAT DA FLIM-FLAM?!?

OW MAN, THAT SMARTS LIKE ALBERT EINSTIEN!

Uh...if this was in Mario Galaxy, I'd be scared.

Payment I'd Use On The Super Mario Wiki
The standard coin. These are Fluffy's favorite playthings.

A Yoshi coin, you get half off when buying Yoshis with these. I used some to buy Dynamite and Destructo.

The rarest coin I have. Since Random Yoshis are rare, they can only be tamed with these. I used 3 to tame Glitch.

The Place I'd Want To Live In If I Could Move To The Mario Universe


Anyone who says they hate this course is lying and needs to be slapped.

Favorite Quotes
SpongeBob: Alright, Pinhead, your time is up. Patrick (with human like head and face): Who you callin' Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I'm dirty. (Gets hit on the head with giant snow shovel made of show) SpongeBob: I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. Patrick: (Grabs giant snow bat with nail in it, then hits SpongeBob with it) I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob and Patrick repeatedly hit each other saying "I'm Dirty Dan!" and accidently wake up Sandy) Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: AHH! Patrick: Screaming will get you nowhe- Sandy: (Grabs top of Patrick's head and tears off) Which one of you fellas is the REAL Dirty Dan? Patrick: Uh......I am? (Sandy throws him into air) AAAAAHHHH! SpongeBob: PATRICK! Patrick: (Hot wings circle over head) Hot wings.

Mr. Krabs: Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking in water, Mr. Squidward! (in Squidward's arms) I WANT MY MOMMY, MR. SQUIDWARD!

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are enigma. (Thinks of milk spilling over a table)

Patrick: (laughs) That guy just got hit in the head with two coconuts! SpongeBob: So, THIS is work? Patrick: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I have to move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad. SpongeBob: Oh, you poor, poor, thing. By the way you forgot your briefcase! (opens briefcase full of ice cream and donuts, then dumps all over Patrick) Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime? SpongeBob (with hilarious Asian-like look with small eyes and lots of teeth): OVERTIME?!?

Patrick: You know what the problem is? SpongeBob: What? Patrick: You got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo. SpongeBob: Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word. Patrick: Come on, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, WUMBO. Wumbo, wumboing..... Tiny Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. Patrick:....Wumbology, the study of wumbo? IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB! SpongeBob: Patrick I'm sorry I doubted you.

SpongeBob: I created this monster, and I have to stop him. (Giant sand wrench drops on Patrick's head) Patrick: Ump! DoodleBob: Neya hoy ma! SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick? Patrick (with wrench in hands): Where's da leak ma'am? (SpongeBob and Patrick peak up out of hole; DoodleBob draws bowling ball, pulls out, throws at them) Patrick: (head gets bowling pin-shaped) Nhya! (bowling ball hits him and head splits into many that fall into hole, followed by bowling ball) SpongeBob: You OK, Patrick? Patrick: FINLAND!

Squidward: Good for you?!? That thing is a heart attack on a bun! SpongeBob: No I meant, good for your soul. (Cloudy background appears, SpongeBob gets angel wings and halo while angels sing in the background) Squidward: Oh puh-LEZE! I have no soul. (Firey background appears while evil laugh plays in the background)

SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Blue fish: Not at all, boy. (Sniffs SpongeBob's bad breath; makes awesomely funny face) DEEAAUUGH!

Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok. (Makes girl-like face) May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take your- Squidward: (Claps hand over Patrick's mouth) Alright I've heard enough. You got the job.

Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It will cushion your fall! SpongeBob: (Takes off pants) Like this? Patrick: NO YOUR OTHER BOTTOM! Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not unil four.

Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. Patrick: And that's when I punch him, right? Sandy:.....

Patrick: (Dumps latex gloved hands in sink) Don't touch me I'm sterile.

SpongeBob: Hey Sandy! Watch me do the Grouchy Squidward! Squidward: Stop naming your moves after me! SpongeBob: (Imitating Squidward's voice and look) Everybody's an idiot except for me. Squidward: Well it's true.

Squidward: Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning? (Patrick's alarm clock rings, waking up Patrick) Patrick: Oh boy, 3AM! (Throws back blanket, revealing Krabby Patty; picks up Krabby Patty and eats it)

Squidward: First the lights, (Lights flicker on and off) then the phone, (Phone rings) and then......THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?!? No wait they always do that. But what was that third thing? (Bus pulls up)SpongeBob: I didn't know the buses ran this late. Squidward: They don't. SpongeBob: Well, they're dropping someone off. Squidward: (Notices that the fish that got off the bus has a spatula for a hand) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE SASH-RINGING, THE TRASH-RINGING, MASH-FLINGING- SpongeBob: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! (Starts crying) Squidward: At last you understand! We're doomed! SpongeBob: No, I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me. You must really like me! Squidward: SpongeBob there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you, and two, how can that be me, when I'm standing RIGHT HERE?!? (Hash-Slinging Slasher knocks on window with spatula hand) SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SpongeBob and Squidward: THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER! (As Hash-Slinging Slasher comes closer to register, SpongeBob and Squidward keep screaming) Squidward: SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you. SpongeBob: Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet. Squidward: What?

Favorite TV Shows
SpongeBob Squarepants

The Fairly Oddparents

Fish Hooks

The 7D

Phineas and Ferb

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Super Mario World

Wander Over Yonder

Kiby:Right Back at Ya!

VeggieTales

How To Train Your Dragon: The Series

Krypto the Superdog

How The Koopalings Might've Gotten Into Mario Kart 8
Hey guys, I got a GREAT idea! It better be better than your last idea, Larry. Yeah. Sweat-targeting lazer missiles? Not cool, bro. The scar is still there! Look, you know how Bowser Jr.'s been in several Mario Kart games, right? Yeah, he's been in Double Dash!!, Mario Kart Wii, and Arcade GP DX. What of it? Well, I've figured out where that Miya-whatchamacalit lives. Maybe we can get him to get us in Mario Kart 8! OH MY FANGS, HAIR AND SHELL! WE CAN GO ANTI GRAV! WHAT BOWSER JR. HASN'T DONE?!? Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

LATER Hey Shigeru Miyamoto! Oh, hey, Koopalings. What brings you all the way here? An attempt to get in the next 3D Mario game? Actually, we want to get into Mario Kart 8. Whoa, Mario Kart 8? You guys sure you want to be controlled by players? Yeah. We want to win for once. Mario stomps on us all the time. We want an opportunity to beat him in a racing game. Besides, we've wanted to be controlled by guys other than our former dad and his "real" kid since Mario Bros. Wii! Well.....OK. It might take some convincing and lots of programming, but we can get you in. REALLY?!? OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER Morton Jr.: Larry, this was your best idea ever! Ludwig: When Bowser Jr. finds out about this, he's gonna be SOOOOOOOO jealous! Larry: Hey, we've always dreamed of being in a racing game. I just figured out where Shigeru Miyamoto lives so he could make those dreams come true. Now, let's show 'em what we got!

YEAH! WE'RE THE KOOPALINGS!

Characters I've Created
I created these characters for the series. Halfway because I was bored.

Tryclydula: A three-headed vampire Cobrat, with a body built like Tryclyde's. However, bat wings sprout out of the left and right heads' necks. He's pale blue with green stripes and a red belly. Due to being a vampire, he often wears a black batwing cape, and has fangs larger than Tryclyde's. Additionally, he can go outside in the sun, as long as he's wearing sunscreen. All three of Tryclydula's heads have their own minds and can talk, but the middle head uses the other two as hands most of the time. He's a good guy, as opposed to his non-vampire cousin.

Xoshi: A cyborg ninja Yoshi, one of Tryclydula's friends. He's a Black Yoshi who was once the pet of Baby Bowser. After escaping, Xoshi now travels all over the Mushroom World, saving places from his sworn enemies. Since he's a ninja, he can use ninja weapons like throwing stars, katana blades, and sais. Also being a cyborg, he can shoot missiles, fly with jet wings, and convert to other mechanical things. Xoshi is related to the Yoshi Kid from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

The GBA Glider: A huge flying battleship that looks like a Game Boy Advance. The GBA Glider is the home of the Glitch Empire, Xoshi's sworn enemies who are responsible for the creation of the Shaydas, Towtows, and Floow enemies from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The inside of the GBA Glider is a dark, dreary maze of Glitch soldiers and traps. It's often piloted by Lombard, a glitchy, early version of Falco. The GBA Glider has many weapons, such as Subspace Bombs, Giant De-evolution Guns, and the Hypno-lazer, which turns anyone it hits into a glitchy version of themselves who blindly follow the Glitch Empire. (Though some people like Boshi, Bowser, and Xoshi are invulnerable to the lazer and are only slightly injured by its blast.) The GBA Glider is almost impossible to take down in aerial combat, so the best way to bring it down is to sneak on board and take out Lombard.

The Koopa Kid Klan: A peaceful tribe of Koopa Kids who live on Koopa Kid Isle. Like most residents of the Mushroom World, they often ride on Yoshis, due to being short and not able to reach high things. The Koopa Kid Klan consists of different colored Koopa Kids, with their names starting with their colors. (Some include Blueclaw, Orangeheart, and Whiteshell.) Due to their peaceful nature, the Koopa Kid Klan is often easy to conquer, mainly by Wart to turn the island into his vacation home. Boshi and Bowser met them and save them from Wart every time he attempts to conquer them.

Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser: Robotic versions of Boshi and Bowser. After his 124th defeat, Fawful put together Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser, giving them the abilities of their non-robot counterparts. He used a small sample of Boshi and Bowser's data to make sure they were like them. However, due to the data also containing Boshi and Bowser's memories and personalities, the robots and the originals felt the same, thought the same, and forged a physic connection. (For example, if Metal Boshi ran into a mountain and a rock dropped on his head, and Boshi was playing a video game under a tree, he'd feel the rock fall on his head.) After learning what Fawful intended to do with them after they defeated Boshi and Bowser, Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser turned good, helped Boshi and Bowser beat Fawful again, and went on to become heroes.

The Bros.: A non-antagonistic group of different kinds of "Bros." enemies from the Mario series. The group consists of Check, a Boomerang Bro., Cliff, a Sledge Bro., Mallet, a Hammer Bro., Matchbox, a Fire Bro., Iceberg, an Ice Bro., and Thump, a Sumo Bro.. Check speaks with an Australian accent, due to handling boomerangs. Cliff and Mallet have Brooklyn accents. Matchbox has a European accent, but he's not all fancy. Iceberg has a Jamaican accent, as a joke because icebergs rarely appear in the Caribbean. Thump has a Japanese accent, due to being a sumo.

The End
Sorry, guys, but this is the end of my userpage......for now. I might update my userbox or my userpage sometime. Until then, stay awesome! -Darkbowserrules123

Cowabunga dudes!