User:Neox

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Kirbyfans of ALL ages, we are proud to present:

The one.

The ONLY...

NEOX!!!

Me:Thank you. You're a wonderful crowd. No, really. All right, I'm on another wiki. Hrwiki, Uncyclopedia, YouTube, Newgrounds, Fanfiction.net...boy, my interwebz empire is REALLY branching out!

(canned laughter)

Me:But seriously, folks, I'd like to say how similar in looks this wiki is to the Homestar Runner Wiki, which was, incidentally, where I first joind a wiki.

Audience:Oooooooh.

Me:So, you're probably only gonna see me on talk pages. And you probably didn't know that PorpleMontage, the creator of this wiki sent in Strong Bad Email #I forget, "montage", which foretold the death of The Paper.

Audience:Oooo-

Me:Keep doing that and I'll call security. Now for userboxes.