User:Mecha-Boss Unit

Status: Man I totally HATE Brittany Spears!

Fake Life Status: I taking care of a Baby Blooper

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Yo.

Big News Guys! I signed up for the Shroom! From Now on I will be posting up Information on Rumours about the Mario series and if said rumours are true or not. Can't wait to get started!

They didn't get my request to join the Shroom. Sorry Guyz! I'll cheer you up with my funny captions below! If you liked them, leave a comment on my talk page.

If you haven't noticed yet I have just started to collect userboxes! Send me some Userboxes and post em!

I have rules about what you can say on my talk page. Here goes

1.No swearing though don't consider damn to be a swear though

2.Try to avoid rude commentary, I'm not a big fan of trolls

3.I would prefer userboxes to be sent to my talk page not yours but it's ok if you didn't know that

4.Avoid topics concerning Mr. L, I nearly went crazy looking at Mr. L's discussion page

5.If plan on using smileys or 1337 pleae tell me what they mean unless it involves swearing (See rule 1)

6. No Insulting DK, Luigi, or the Koopalings. If you do, my army of woodchucks, lead by Chuck Norris, will find and kill you.

I want more messages!

Can somebody post a picture of me on my talk page so I can put it here. This is what I look like. I am a metal sonic Look alike though my skin is red and my eyes are green. I also have a diamond on my forehead. Post a picture of me on my user page and I'll put It on my user page so you can know what I look like. Thanks!

Still Waiting!

I found out which video game character I am

You are Luigi

You are smart, capable and self-sufficient, but nobody appreciates you. You know how to get the job done, but Mario gets all the credit for your success. One of these days it will be your chance to shine.

My "To Do" List
1. Unstubbify 50 articles

2. Get 10 Friend Userboxes

3. Win User Brawl

4. Write for The Shroom

5. Stop the Ant-Mario force!

6. Make 9 custom userboxes

The resistance
Hear me fellow users! A an evil group known as the Anti-Mario Force is threatning to shut down this Wiki! I'm not gonna allow this! Join my resistance against the Anti-Mario Force and Keep us from shutting down! Anyone who joins will get my friend userbox plus a resistance userbox! Below is the resistance userbox

The Weegee Awards
Welcome to the Weegee awards! These are special awards I give to Mario Characters! Here goes

Fattest: Wario (I don't need a reason for this; just look at him

Tallest: Megaleg (I'll deliver this to Bowser because Megaleg is only a robot built by Bowser)

Most Likley to be kidnapped: Peach (She was recently kidnapped Bowser so I'll deliver this to Bowser and tell him to give it to peach)

Most Hotheaded: Angry Sun (Get it? Heh.)

Strongest: Donkey Kong (He threw me out his window and I was orbiting the mushroom world for 3 years! WOW!)

Most Acrobatic: Lemmy Koopa (He also wins the best website award! Google Lemmy's Land to see why!)

Scariest: Dry Bowser (I literally wet myself when I heard his voice in Mario & Sonic At the Olympic Winter Games)

Most Diabolical: Dimentio (The Shadow Queen only wanted to plunge the world into darkness, Dimentio wanted to destroy all dimensions!)

Squishiest: Slime (The Itdaki Street Kind)

Most Mysterious: Shy Guy (I always wondered what's under that mask but I don't want to know)

Sneakiest: Waluigi (Nobody cheats like Waluigi does)

Most Stomped on: Goomba (Call 1-800-456-7800 to help save countless goombas from being stomped)

Most Likely to have therapy: Wiggler (Gets angry all the time)

MORE TO COME!

Press Your Luck
Come on Users Take a chance! Click here and see what you Get!

The Wiki Emporium
'''ALL ITEMS HALF PRICE OFF! BUY NOW AND TRY TO WIN A USERBOX!''' Welcome to the Wiki Emporium! A big shout out goes to Waluigi Guy For the Idea of opening a shop on my page. You buy Items with Wiki tokens. To earn wiki tokens you must apply for a token account on my talk page. You start with 20 Tokens and can earn more by doing the following...

1. Improve create and unstubbify aritcles

2. Collect userboxes

3. Be nice to other uses (Though you probably do that already)

4. Help with a PipeProject

5. Just have fun.

6. I might just give you a bonus if I feel like it

P.S. The user who buys the most items at the end of a mont will receive an Userbox.

Well now that you know how 2 buy, here's what you can get

Mushroom-Makes you grow a bit and speeds up your kart. PRICE: 1 wiki token

Fire Flower-Lets You throw fireballs. PRICE: 2 wiki tokens

Star-Makes you invincible and lets you acess new worlds. PRICE: 7 wiki tokens

Hired Bandit-Steal Items from other buyers. Price: 10 wiki tokens

Ice Flower-Same as Fire Flower but with Ice. PRICE: 2 Wiki tokens

Gingerbread House-Recovers Thirty HP and cures Poisoning. PRICE:Given as a free gift to those who open accounts in December

P-Wing-Makes you Fly. PRICE: Given to users who improve articles about flying cratures

Random Item-Gives you a random Item. PRICE: Click on here and tell me what you got to recieve what you got on the random page for FREE!

Warp Pipe-Take you anywhere in the world. PRICE: 9 Wiki tokens

Commemorative userbox-place it on your page! PRICE:10 wiki tokens

Best Shopper:Funkyk38

MORE ITEMS TO COME!