List of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, applying to both the Super Nintendo Entertainment System and Game Boy Advance versions.

Bachelor

 * "Hello there, how's it going, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Bachelor is my name, and I've built this fantastic new pad. I could really do with your help, though."
 * "I'm looking for someone to share my wonderful home with. To help me find the girl of my dreams, I need a beautiful rose and a box of chocolates. Could you get them for me?"
 * "If you do, I'll trade you that stupid yellow bird that keeps getting feathers in my hot tub."
 * "Here, take this - it might come in useful. [sic]"
 * "I could really use a rose and chocolates for my hot date tonight!"
 * "Hey there, how's it going? I'm off on another hot date later - haven't got time to talk!"
 * "I miss that stupid yellow bird you know. The house seems empty without it."
 * "Clear off, then. I need to take a bath and prepare myself for my hot date."

First meeting

 * "Hey! Hi there there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, how are you doing? My name is Baffle, the master of code!"
 * "I've got a problem at the moment - I can't break a code I've been working on... maybe I should reflect on it."

No mirror

 * "I'm sure the answer to my problem is starring me right in the face - but I just can't see it!"
 * "I still can't break this code. I'll have to keep looking into it."
 * "Hello again. What a problem it is, churning out the same thing again and again, do you know what I mean?"
 * "Mmmmmmm. This code is really bugging me. Perhaps I'm looking at this thing the wrong way around."

About the mirror

 * "Hey, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, is that mirror you've got there?"
 * "That's a shame. It might have been the answer to my problems" (denied)
 * "Hey, Look at this! It was a riddle written backwards. It says, ' To open the gate, at the two stones that make eight'." (accepted)


 * "Say, Kongs, do you want your mirror back?"
 * "Okay, but I got a feeling you'll be back." (denied)
 * "I think a price of 10 tokens is fair, don't you?" (accepted)
 * "Haven't you got a moral code to think of?" (denied)
 * "Okay, Kongs, here you go." (accepted)

Complete

 * "Olleh sgnok! Woh era uoy yadot?" (Hello Kongs! How are you today?)
 * "Ev'uoy tsuj detsaw neetfif sdnoces!" (You've just wasted 15 seconds!)
 * "Hw's t gng gd bdds?" (How's it going good buddies?)
 * "nevah uoy tog gnihtyna retteb ot od?" (Haven't you got anything better to do?)

First meeting

 * "Oh! Thank goodness! At last somebody has found me! That rotten yellow belly K. Rool imprisoned me behind this evil barrier, which he sealed with a dark and powerful magic spell."
 * "Then he commanded a bunch of his wicked Kremlings to hide the only ones that could split the crystal key - my poor children. Only all of them together have the power to break the spell."
 * "Please, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, find all of my children and bring them back to me as soon as you can. In return I promise to rid this land of K. Rool forever. So keep your eyes peeled and return as soon as you can."

Subsequent meetings

 * "You're back! But you still need to find 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20 of my children. If anybody can find them, I know you can!"

Leaving

 * "After I'm finished with K. Rool, he won't even be able to look at a banana again."
 * "K. Rool had better pack his case now, before I get my claws near him."
 * "Once I get out of here, I'm going to give that banana-brain K. Rool a major headache!"
 * "K. Rool won't be splitting his sides laughing once I get at him."

All Banana Birds collected

 * "Please, you've found all of my children! Go to Wrinkly's cave. She'll tell you what to do!"
 * "Please hurry - don't slip up!"

After talking to Wrinkly Kong

 * "You did it, you did it! You've found all of my children. At last I can be freed from K. Rool's spell."
 * "Ready Children!! Sing along with me!"
 * "Oh I'm so happy that we're a family again, and it's all thanks to you Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs."
 * "Now, as I promised, it's time to fulfill my half of the bargain and teach K. Rool a lesson he'll never forget!!!"

Barnacle

 * "Hello there, how's it going, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Barnacle's me name, and I've set up home here to build me shell collection."
 * "Yes, I used to be a scuba diver but I've given it up. I just take it easy here at home now."
 * "This bird is a friendly fellow, isn't he? He flew in once, so I decided to keep him."
 * "You know, I don't think there's anything which would persuade me to get rid of this bird."
 * "Have you seen my shell collection? It's nearly complete!"
 * "What a beautiful shell! It's just what I need to finish off me collection!"
 * "Say, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, would you swap that shell for my bird?"
 * "Awww, that's a shame. It would've had pride of place on my shelf."
 * "You would? That's great! Here's the bird - please take care of him."
 * "I miss that bird you know. Never mind, this collection always cheers me up."
 * "Hey there, how's it going? Have you come to look at my world famous shell collection?"

Barter

 * "Well good day to you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. How are you? The name's Barter. Whoops! Have you seen me washers?"
 * "That posin' Funky fella has been acting a bit weird lately."
 * "I'd swear he's been working on some super secret project. But I reckon it's just some silly pipe dream!"
 * "Grubby? Well my hands might be a bit dirty. But how do I know you're not lying about my face?"
 * "Dirty!? I'd take a look in a mirror if I were you."
 * "I've been doing some home improvements but look at the state of me! How will I know when I'm clean!?"
 * "What a mess I must be in, but what's the point of worrying if you can't tell?"
 * "Is that a mirror? If it is, can I possibly borrow it?"
 * "Thanks for that, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Oh no! Look at the state of me - I'm a wreck! Take this wrench, I don't need it now."
 * "Well... thank you very much. Harrumph!"
 * "Hey, look at me now, Kongs! Don't ya think I'm looking drop dead gorgeous? I'm a lean, mean machine!"
 * "Hey Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, do you what your mirror back?"
 * "Well, if you want it back, it's gonna cost ya. That's right, 10 coins."
 * "Beauty doesn't come cheap you know. Still want it?"
 * "Okay, but I've got a feeling you'll be back."
 * "Hey, you cheatin' Dixie, what are you playing at?"
 * "That's no way to talk to somebody as good - looking as me!"
 * "Well okay then - I was getting bored of being so neat and tidy."
 * "Awww, look at the state of me again. As soon as I sold you that mirror, I fell into the pond!"
 * "I thought you were supposed to smash the mirror to get bad luck - just look at me!"

Kastle Kaos

 * "NOOO! What have you done? My wife's going to kill me! I used all of her best pots and pans to make him... And then you just cast him aside as if he were a stack of empty tins!"
 * "WHAT!? How dare you! KAOS was my ticket to world domination... And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
 * "Well, you may have roasted my robot, but I'M the master chef around here, and I reckon it's about time your goose was cooked!"

Knautilus

 * "What the blazes!? So, YOU'RE the one who's been scuttling my super secret submarine! This is the LAST time you'll spoil my plans! I'm gonna bash you good!"
 * "Right!!! Look out, you cheeky monkeys!"

First meeting

 * "Hello there, young Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, my name's Bazaar and this is my general store."
 * "All of my brothers are scattered over these islands..."
 * "Pop in and say hello if you meet them on your travels!"

Entering Bazaar's General Store

 * "So then, how may I be of assistance to you?"
 * "Good morning! What would you like to know?"
 * "What will it be on this fine day, Dixie?"
 * "Good day, Dixie, what can I do for you?"

About the shell

 * "This shell was found at the bottom of Lake Orangatanga and is pretty rare. At 5 bear coins it's a bargain."
 * "Would you like to purchase this fine specimen?"
 * "It's a deal! I hope you're very happy together." (accepted)
 * "Not interested? Never mind, I'm sure some lucky person will snap it up soon." (denied)

About the mirror

 * "Yes, but it's no ordinary one though! It was Cranky's great grandfather's! I can't let it go for less than 50 coins."
 * "Can I interest you in buying this fabulous item?"
 * "I can tell you now my friends that you have made a very worthy purchase!" (accepted)
 * "Not interested? I hope you're sure, because I don't think it's going to stay here very long!" (denied)

About the chocolates

 * "These are the finest chocolates, guaranteed to impress!"
 * "They can be yours for just 20 coins"
 * "Well, I ventured up there once, but if you want to know what I discovered it'll cost you 2 coins!"
 * "So, what do you think? Are you interested?"

About the castle

 * "Well, once I got to the castle grounds I saw a sign which said 'Keep right off our land!', so I ran off!" (accepted)
 * "Are you sure? Some cheeky lad called Link was in just last week and he asked about the castle too. He didn't have enough coins, but he seemed such a nice fellow that I agreed to accept 500 rupees instead. After that he left... muttering about my shells being the wrong shape or something. Oh well!" (denied)

About the secret caves

 * "Quite a lot actually but if you want me to tell you, it'll cost 13 coins."
 * "So how about it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Would you like to hear more?"
 * "Well, some are hidden on islands and mountains, you'll need Funky's assistance to get to them."
 * "How's many secret caves are there? The answer's in the number of coins you paid for this information - HA HA!!"
 * "Okay, best of luck, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. You'll certainly need it." (denied)

Not enough Bear Coins

 * "Hold on there, young Dixie, I'm afraid you don't have enough."
 * "Just a second, Dixie, you don't have enough for this."
 * "Keep saving, Dixie - I'm sure you'll get enough together."
 * "I'm afraid that I'll have to offend you by refusing credit on this fine item - sorry!"

Leaving Bazaar's General Store

 * "Catch you later, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. I'm open 24 hours, you know."
 * "Hey, you just have a really nice day now, Dixie, you hear?"
 * "See you, so long, bye-bye."

Bazooka

 * "Morning, Kongs! Brigadier Bazooka here. All present and correct I see! Marvelous."
 * "I fought in the Kremean War, don't you know, but I've retired from the service along with 'Big Bessie'."
 * "Who's 'Big Bessie'!? She's only the biggest and greatest cannon of all time - What a beauty!"
 * "You want to use my cannon, young Kongs? Not without some sort of ammo I'm afraid."
 * "Have you seen 'Big Bessie'? I haven't fired her for years - no ammunition, y'see."
 * "I have lots of old artillery, you know? But Bessie's my favorite - what a noise!"
 * "It would be splendid to fire her one more time. But she needs some ammo to really get going."
 * "Have you seen 'Big Bessie'? I haven't fired her for years- no ammunition you see."
 * "What have you got there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? A heavy ball!? Well you never know, it might just work..."
 * "Shall we load Big Bessie up and fire her off?"
 * "Okay, let's give it a go! Ready... Aim............."
 * "No? I think it was probably a shot in the dark anyway."
 * "What a crackling noise! It was good to hear her again! I say, would you like to have another try, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"
 * "Aahhhh, the memories come flooding back, you know?"
 * "We were trapped on a clifftop surrounded by... Oh, sorry."

Benny

 * "Good day, crazy Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, my name is Benny. Me and my brother "Bjorn" run the chairlifts in this region."
 * "You can visit my brother Bjorn if you like, up at the other chairlift."
 * "MY chair-lift is the safest route up the cliffs. So go on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, take a chance on me."
 * "Would you like to be using the chairlift?"
 * "Okeydokey, strap yourself in and away you go!"

Björn

 * "Ohhhhh Hellooooo! How are you my fine furry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I am being Björn, Benny's brother."
 * "I'm afraid my chairlift is broken. I lent my No.6 wrench to someone, and they didn't return it to me!"
 * "Hey you've found my wrench! Could I have it back?"
 * "Thank you, you top Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you may use my ski lift for free from now on"
 * "Well, if that's your attitude then you can get your coat and be on your way!"
 * "Decided to return then, have you? Well this lift is not for free - it's 2 coins a go infact."
 * "People say that Benny and I are like your regular peas in a pod! How funny ha-ha. What does it mean?"
 * "Yes, it's true me and my brother look alike, but we are quite different really. Yes, honestly - we are!"
 * "So, do you want to ride in my chairlift, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"
 * "Hey, you're a few tokens short I'm afraid."
 * "Tickets please- steady as you go now, Dixie/KIddy/Kongs."
 * "We'll meet again, you naughty Kongs."

Blizzard

 * "My word! How on earth did you find me up here? Well never mind about that, my name's Blizzard."
 * "I've been up here for weeks getting ready for my attempt to conquer K3."
 * "It looks like I'm going to miss my best friend Blue's birthday"
 * "Say, could you do me a favor, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"
 * "That's great! Take this present for me, - please I'd be ever so grateful."
 * "No? Well thanks for nothing, Kongs! I hope you catch a cold out there!"
 * "How ever did you find me? My house was completely buried under the snow!"
 * "I'm amazed you found me, you know. I've been stuck up here since I broke my leg while sledding."
 * "Did he like my present? It took me ages to think of what to get him."
 * "Brrr - it's pretty chilly up here, don't you think? It could freeze the hind leg off your cousin Donkey!"

First meeting

 * "H-h-hello there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, how are you? My name's Blue, p-p-pleased to meet you."

Sad

 * "You wouldn't have brought... Oh, I can see you haven't. Never mind."
 * "I-I'm afraid you're a little early for the party, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. That's if anybody bothers to come at all."
 * "I get lots of post you know, but it's all bills - not a single card."
 * "What's that red circle on the calendar? Oh... sigh... It's nothing of importance."

Received the Present

 * "A present... for me? Oh! Thank you Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you've really made my day! Let's have a look inside!"
 * "Oh it's a bowling ball. Well it's far too heavy for me. I know - why don't you have it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"

Happy

 * "Green jelly and ice cream, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? Enjoy - there's plenty more where that came from."
 * "Hi, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, stick around if you like and feel free to have some tea and cake!"
 * "Best of luck in your quest, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs!"
 * "Fancy a game of "Pass the Parcel"?"

Entering his booth

 * "I've been watching your progress for a while, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. The name's Blunder, but you can call me Mr. Blunder." (first meeting)


 * "So you think you're going to find everything in the game, eh? You don't even know there's a Lost World, do you?"
 * "Back for more clues, eh? Well, if you think I'm telling you the Lost World is in the compass rocks...."
 * "You're still stuck? Tsk! Then again, there's no way you'd ever think of circling around the rocks..."
 * "Still can't find the Lost World eh? You're obviously not going around the rocks fast enough then, are you?!"
 * "How's it going, heroic Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I'm not surprised you're stuck - you haven't even searched around the rocks!"
 * "So you've gotten this far, have you? Big deal, you haven't even found the Lost World yet. And that's on the main map!"


 * "So, you found the Lost World then, did you?" (after Krematoa)
 * "I can't believe you found the Lost World on your own! I bet you cheeky so and so's used Nintendo Power's guide!" (no help)

Leaving his booth

 * "Whoops, I think I just let the cat out of the bag."
 * "Uh-oh... er, you didn't actually hear that, did you?"
 * "Get out! Get out of my shack and stop making a monkey out of me!"
 * "Right that's it, I'm leaving! You're not getting anymore clues from me, so there!"
 * "D'oh! I've done it now."
 * "Oh no! Not again! I can't believe I just said that."


 * "Big deal! You'd never have found it without my invaluable help!" (after Krematoa)
 * "I know I did!" (no help)

Boomer

 * "Hello there! Boomer's the name, blowing things up is my game. The rest of the folks have stuck me up in here."
 * "Something about me being too dangerous or something"
 * "My brothers might be happy with those dull bear coins, but I'm only interested in the gold ones with 'B' on them!"
 * "If you hand me 15 coins, this beauty will be primed and ready to blow. Then you'll see why they call me Boomer!"
 * "Fancy giving me some coins then? Go on, have a go!"
 * "Good one Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs - that bought you 1/2/3/4/5 of Boomer's specials!"
 * "What the blazes!!? I don't know how you did it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, and I don't think I want to know either!"
 * "Is that a cog you've got there? You know, I reckon it'll fit on this strange box which has been here ever since I moved in."
 * "Pop it on an see what happens!"
 * "Looks like you're going to have to find a few more of them to fit it all together."
 * "By the way, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, did I mention that my last special cost 25 coins? But hey, it'll definitely be worth it"
 * "Hey are you trying to shortchange me? The last person who tried that hasn't landed yet!"
 * "No? Perhaps you should go and play with your dollies instead!"
 * "I see, saving up your coins are you? What for? Spend them here while you can."
 * "That's it, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm all out of explosives."
 * "Well, they're all in.....Doesn't seem to have done too much though, does it?"
 * "WHAT on earth is that racket? Hey, take a look outside, Kongs - you won't believe it!"
 * "Phew, it's roasting in here! I had to pop down to Bazaars and get this fan. He's not cheap, is he?"

Bramble

 * "Hah, hello there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs! Allow me to introduce myself - I am Bramble, the famed botanist."
 * "Yes, I moved up here to get away from the smell of the machines, but it's been too dry to grow anything."
 * "Since I have been unable to grow or study plants, I have taken an interest in collecting animals."
 * "The most beautiful flowers used to grow around here, but they died back when those awful machines came!"
 * "I love plants, don't you? They're so beautiful. This picture reminds me of those I can't grow anymore."
 * "I'm glad those horrible machines are destroyed. Perhaps my beautiful flowers can start to grow again now."
 * "You've got one! A perfect Flupperius Petallus Pongus."
 * "Would you let me have it? I'd be ever so grateful"
 * "You are too generous, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Here, have this Bananus Goldus Flutterus. Err uh.. I meant Banana Bird!"
 * "I've finished studing its abilities - some of them are quite magical, I'll have you know!"
 * "Hello there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, come to see my flower display?"
 * "Thanks again, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. You've made my life happy again."
 * "Thanks again, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. You've made me a very happy bear."

First meeting

 * "Hey, it's the banana brained Kongs! What do you think you're doing coming into Brash's cabin without asking?"
 * "See that river bank race? I ran that in 01:15:00. You couldn't do it in double that time."

Subsequent meetings

 * "Call that a decent time on the riverbank? I've given people bigger head-starts than that - and still won!"
 * "Hey Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, did you stop for a picnic on the river bank or did you just get lost?"
 * "Did you get hurt on the river bank level, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? That must be why you were sssoooo slowwwww!"
 * "Went for a walk on the river bank level did you? That would explain your pitifully weak time on it."

Leaving

 * "Just look at all these fine trophies. The only way you'd ever win one is if they gave them away in cereal packets"
 * "Goodness me! If I looked like you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'd walk backwards just to look a bit more presentable"
 * "Where are your manners? I'm sure I didn't see you wipe your feet on my 'Unwelcome' mat."
 * "Hey did you happen to join Wrinkly's ramblers on their monthly trundle along the river bank? I reckon so!"

Defeated

 * "Wwwhhhaatt?! Yooouuu can't have beaten my time! I've held that record for the last two years running!"
 * "Yoooou've made me ssssooooo angry! I could............"


 * "I'll get my title back from you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, just you wait!"
 * "Don't get too cocky, I've demanded an inquiry!"
 * "If you think I'm talking to you, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, you can forget it. I don't mind you winning, but showing off is just un-cool!!"
 * "GO ON - GET OUT NOW!"
 * "GO ON NOW - GET OUT!"

Entering the tent

 * "So you've reached the bonus game then, have you? It's not a simple game of questions and answers this time though! Now you've got to beat yours truly if you want to win any prizes!" (first meeting)
 * "I hope you like red, 'cause that's what your face is going to be soon!"
 * "If a fool like you can beat me, I'll eat my hat!"
 * "Heh heh heh, this is going to be like taking candy from a baby."
 * "At last - I'm out of retirement! Now I'll make a monkey out of you!"
 * "You chimps are chumps, I can't believe you'd even try to beat me!"
 * "Here's my strategy guide for you..... Give it up now and save your monkey!"
 * "If a little girl or a dopy kid can beat me, I'll jang up my gloves!"
 * "Come and have a go if you think you're good enough."

Win

 * "Next time you fancy a lesson, come and see ME"
 * "I think you need a little practice. Oooh, about a year should do it."
 * "Was that the best you could do? You need to eat more bananas."
 * "I could beat you with both of my arms ties behind my back!"
 * "Hey, don't take it personally kid - I'n the greatest, you're a chump!"
 * "You were no contest - go and challenge Wrinkly and her friends!"
 * "Look at this! It's my eight ball air juggle! A real killer, isn't it?"

Lose

 * "Oh, so you managed a fluke victory, huh? I'd like to see you try again!"
 * "It's not fair! Some of your targets were twice the size of mine!"
 * "You only had to blow on your targets for them to fall over!"
 * "Did you see my last shot? It went clean through the target. Honest!!!"
 * "Hey hey, you cheeky monkey! Have this as a bonus prize!"
 * "Get out of my tent now, you cheeky ape!! Wait till I tell your parents."
 * "You fraudster! I'm off to consult my lawyers about this!"

Draw

 * "A draw, eh? It's the closest you'll ever get to winning a game!!"
 * "Get some tokens and try again, you knucklehead."
 * "You appreciate, of course, the real terms I was the actual winner!"
 * "Well, that was a waste of 2 coins, wasn't it? Go on - have another game!"

Cranky's Dojo

 * "Welcome to my training area! I'm fed up with you young whippersnappers having all the fun. So I'm improving my skills for my next big adventure in Cranky Kong Country! You can help me train if you like, but I'm no charity - I need to raise cash to fund my new project, so I'm going to charge you for the privilege of training with a master. As it's early in the game, I'll let you train with me for one of those stupid silver coins. The ones with those freaky bears' heads on." (first meeting)
 * "So you want to see me in action one more time, do you?" (visiting)
 * "You are fools to miss this opportunity! I am the master! Oh...' bye then." (denied)
 * "Help me deflect these spike critters with my trusty shield. Use the to move my shield into the correct blocking position. You'll get a reward based on your performance!" (accepted)
 * "Good luck!" (accepted)
 * "You did well, but there's still some room for improvement!" (lose)
 * "Oh dear. That didn't go too well, did it? You'll have to do better if you expect me to cough up the prizes!" (lose)
 * "Excellent skills! You managed to deflect all those spiky critters." (win)
 * "You have complete the master challenge! Take this bird. I'm sure it will come in useful... somehow." (complete)

Boss defeats

 * "Well done, young Kongs. That overgrown barrel will make good firewood. Off you go, then. You need to head for Kremwood Forest." (Lake Orangatanga)
 * "Very good, Kongs. No more web-spinning fun for that eight-legged freak. I'm sure Funky will put that patch to good use. Go see him now!" (Kremwood Forest)
 * "Still, it's another step closer to rescuing Diddy." (Cotton-Top Cove)
 * "They sure don't make boss battles like they used to. One attack pattern is enough for any gamer..." (Mekanos)
 * "I think you'd better go back and see Funky. I'm sure he can help you out." (two skies)
 * "Very good, Kongs. You sure gave him a frosty reception, heh heh. You're doing really well, so don't stop now - off you go!" (K3)
 * "There you go, Kongs, another obstacle out of the way. There are far too many boss fights in games nowardays... I'm just glad I've retired. That must be it now. I've been following you around for hours." (Razor Ridge)
 * "Well done, Kongs. Enguarde came in handy for tackling that strange sea creature. On to the next world! Will this game ever end?" (Pacifica)

Banana Bird's cave

 * "So you've found one of the secret Banana Bird caves. To release the imprisoned bird, you must watch the sequence of lights, and then repeat it exactly using the directions on the . It seems like a waste of time to me. Why can't these game developers come up with something more interesting?"

KAOS Kore

 * "Nope, not really!"
 * "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya??"

Diddy Kong

 * "Hey, don't worry, Donkey... Thanks to Dixie, it's over! I'm impressed!"

Visiting Wrinkly Kong

 * "Oh! Wrinkly's asleep. I'm sure she won't mind if we save our game, though."

Meeting Bazaar

 * "Where's the shell from?"
 * "Is that a mirror?"
 * "Man, I love chocolate!"
 * "Yes, Please" (Yes)
 * "You gotta be Joking!" (No)
 * "So, who owns the castle?"
 * "Oh, do tell!" (Yes)
 * "I'm saving for Swanky's!" (No)
 * "Are there secret caves?"
 * "Tell me, oh wise one!" (Yes)
 * "I'll find them myself!" (No)
 * "Nothing today, thanks." (leaving)

Meeting Barnacle

 * "Aarrrr, that I will." (Yes)
 * "Nah, I like my shell." (No)

Meeting Bazooka

 * "Lock and load, sir!" (Yes)
 * "Hold fire, Brigadier!" (No)

Meeting Blizzard

 * "Snow problem!" (Yes)
 * "Snow way!" (No)

Meeting Barter

 * "Why certainly!" (Yes)
 * "Hands off, buster!" (No)


 * "Well, it is mine!" (Yes)
 * "You can keep it." (No)

Meeting Benny & Bjorn

 * "Err... okay!" (Yes for Benny)
 * "I'll walk, thanks." (No for Benny)
 * "It's yours anyway!" (Yes for Björn)
 * "Finder keepers, man!" (No for Björn)

Meeting Bachelor

 * "Sure will." (Yes)
 * "Nah, I kinda like them." (No)

Meeting Baffle

 * "No problem" (Yes)
 * "It's a picture frame!" (No)


 * "Hand it over!" (Yes)
 * "I suppose so." (Yes)
 * "Take a hike, buddy!" (No)
 * "No really!" (No)

Kastle KAOS

 * "I thought that's what he was!"
 * "I guess this just isn't your day, is it?"
 * "Right - You go this way, Kiddy, and I'll go that way."

Meeting Boomer

 * "Let's do it, Boomer!" (Yes)
 * "No way, you crazy bear!" (No)

Knautilus

 * "Whoooaaa - Big Man!"

Donkey Kong

 * "Wwooohh Wwooohh!! My head... what happened... One minute I was dreaming... ...about the world's biggest pile of bananas,... ...the next I was a power crazed madman!"
 * "I bet even Cranky would be - after that performance!"

Kaos Karnage

 * "Bzzzzt... Click... Kongs... ENEMY...."
 * "You must be...DESTROYED!!!!!"
 * "Bzzzt... Bzzzt.... Bzzzt..... KONGS... WIN?????...."
 * "DOES NOT COMPUTE... Next time we meet... KAOS will win!!!!!"

Kastle Kaos

 * "Whirrr... Click... Click... KONGS... BACK"
 * "Click... Bzzzt... This time KAOS will be VICTORIOUS!!!"

Kiddy Kong

 * "Whoooaaa - Big Man!"

Funky Kong

 * "Yo, Dixie, what's happening? I've set up my smokin' new boat shop on this island. But that's not all..."
 * "...I've also brought your excellent cousin Kiddy Kong along for the ride!"
 * "He may be a toddler, but if you let him throw you upwards, you'll almost reach the stars! Oh yeah!"
 * "And if you throw him, his humongous body can smash through the floor of some areas! Trust me!"
 * "What's up! Have you got me anything new I can use?"
 * "Hey hey, Funky's in the zone! Cash is not a problem, Kongs, 'cause my boats you can loan."
 * "I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour! Yo, hombres, got anything new yet?"
 * "If you see that loser up at the big house, tell him to keep it down at night. I've got to get my beauty sleep!"
 * "Any idea who that major dweeb who lives at the top of the island is?"
 * "Hey, those heinous boss men have got a hoard of items. If you find anything, bring it on back here, huh?"
 * "Freak out! Freak out! Spare parts for my boats are what it's all about."
 * "Uh uh. Yeah! What we're needing is some sort of spare part situation, you dig?"
 * "Wicked! I only need a few more parts to get my vehicles going."
 * "Keep looking out for those items, Kongs. I'm a few parts short for my new invention!"
 * "A patch? Oh yeah! This is just what I needed!"
 * "Hang on for just a couple of seconds, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, and I'll get you a cool new tub for you to rub a dub dub!"
 * "Whoa! Bogus docking, Kongs! Get my crate back in here before that clumsy Bazaar parks it on the rocks!"
 * "Hey, Kongs - a ski! Not toooo shabby!"
 * "Problem is, though, I'm going to need its partner before I can get you on your way."
 * "Wahey! You've found two skis! Awesome! I've now got all the parts I need to make you the ultimate ride!"
 * "Wait right there, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, while I get you my latest and greatest boat yet!"
 * "Bonkers! I've built in a cool turbo feature that'll be sure to take you to new heights! Just press !!"
 * "Hey! Someone's told you I've been extra busy lately. Well... it's something a bit special."
 * "If you can find all of the DK coins, then you can put them down as a deposit for my ultimate ride. Come back once you've got some more, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs! I'll keep you informed on how close to the jackpot you are."
 * "You're still 1-40 coins short of the deposit for my top gear!"
 * "Unbelievable type of a situation! You've found all the DK coins!"
 * "I'm sorry, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I didn't think you'd actually find them all, so I've got nothing new to show you! Hey, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, just kidding, you know?"
 * "May I introduce you to my finest and coolest creation yet, the Funky-Copter!"
 * "Time to catch some rays."
 * "Don't stay away for too long, huh?"
 * "Bust a move, gotta groove!"
 * "Gotta go, Kongs. Surf's up."
 * "Take it real easy, Kongs."
 * "Hang five, Kongs."
 * "Catch you later, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs."
 * "I'll be seein' ya later, Kongs."

Swanky Kong

 * "Well would you believe it! Hello, Kongs! Welcome along to my all new Bonus Tent!"
 * "My show's on the road and it's in every land. The cost of this game? Two coins in the hand!"
 * "There are some great prizes on offer today, so come on in and choose to play. Just do that and you're away!"
 * "So come on, Kongs, and have a go! You could well win, you never know!"
 * "Roll up, roll up, it's all the fun of the fair and half the price too!"
 * "Hello, Kongs! Would you like to have a go? You could well win, you never know!"
 * "For just a few coins you can win a king's ransom in top quality prizes!"
 * "Don't worry, your tokens are safe. Do you want to gamble your coins for the Big Prize?"
 * "It'll be a big day today, if you play it the right way!"
 * "Hey, come and play! See what you can win today!"
 * "There are some truly great prizes to be won - or my name's not Swanky!"
 * "Okay, pay attention to Swanky! There's a lot of super prizes on offer for our lucky winners today!"
 * "There are nanas and tokens galore, for the ones who get the best score!"
 * "No age restriction for this game, young Kongs, just pay up and have yourself a ball."
 * "Remember, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, the bigger the win, the bigger the prize!"
 * "Welcome to my side show! The home of fair play - apart from Cranky that is!"
 * "Watch out for that Cranky Kong! He's a right slippery customer - make no mistake!"
 * "Watch out for Cranky - his curve balls are meant for moving targets, know what I mean?"
 * "Keep an eye on Cranky when you're playing- the contestant is still recovering!"
 * "I can't believe it! Cranky beat you! Here's a consolation prize to go away with!"
 * "Okay, Kongs, it's your choice today. Which game would you like to play?"
 * "Today's contest is a throwing game with a difference! The happiest player at the end wins!"
 * "Today's round is a special throwing game where the winner is the first to score 25 points!"
 * "Today's event will be a throwing game - the longer you last, the bigger the prize!"
 * "Hey, I think you've played this game before, haven't you?!"
 * "That's one of the best performances I've seen in a long, long time!"
 * "You were great! I hope you'll be back again when the prizes will be even bigger and better!"
 * "Let's have a big round of applause for our contestants!"
 * "That performance had me on the edge of my seat! I've never seen a game so close. You really deserved more!!"
 * "There's no way I could split between you two in that titanic battle. Have these for your efforts!"
 * "Have a nice day! Show them Kremlings what you're made of!"
 * "Feel free to come back whenever you feel like a game!"
 * "Sorry Kongs, you're just a few coins short."
 * "Sorry, Kongs, you don't have enough coins to play."
 * "Aww, isn't that a shame - you don't have enough coins."
 * "Oh, you'll need more coins to play this game I'm afraid."
 * "I can only accept 2 coins to play this game I'm afraid."
 * "You just haven't got enough coins to play I'm afraid."
 * "Never mind, with more coins, you can do it next time."
 * "Well, I'm afraid that's not the amount of coins I'm looking for."
 * "Nobody goes empty handed on this show. Here, take some bananas with my compliments"
 * "Awww, that's a real shame, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs! Never mind, you can always try again."
 * "Well, you gave it your best shot. It's just a pity that you missed!"

Wrinkly Kong

 * "Hello there, it's me - Mrs. Wrinkly Kong!"
 * "I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time!"
 * "If you need to save your game, Dixie, call here any time..."
 * "...and I'll record your progress on my new vid-me-whatsit machine for you!"
 * "I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time! So I have decided to find my inner self"
 * "It's so relaxing here. Although it still seems like something is missing. Perhaps you can help?"
 * "Hello, Kongs, how can I help you today?"
 * "If you bump into Cranky, tell him to stop wasting his money on Swanky's bonus games."
 * "If you catch up with Cranky, tell him he still owes me my housekeeping money!"
 * "Have you seen Cranky on your travels? He ate all of my fresh cookies!"
 * "If you spot Cranky on your travels, tell him his dinner's gone cold."
 * "Have you seen my glasses, Kongs? I put them down somewhere, but I can't remember where!"
 * "Make sure you wipe your feet and wash your hands before saving your game, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs."
 * "When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!"
 * "What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Which channel is that on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"
 * "What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Can't help you, sorry."
 * "It's good to have a visit from you, Kongs! All you ever see on television these days is repeats!"
 * "Hurry up and save your game, Kongs, I'm late for my Bingo!"
 * "Memblesh. Mammble Schwerble. Sorry, Kongs, I've just had my new teeth fitted."
 * "How do you like my new hairdo, Kongs? I've just had a new banana rinse."
 * "All these new fangled toys you play with these days. In my day we had a box and a stick... and we'd be happy!"
 * "You're looking tired, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs - put your feet up and save your game."
 * "It's looking cold out there today, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. I hope you've wrapped up warm."
 * "What was that? You'd like to change your name? Oh, sorry! I misheard - you want to SAVE your game!"
 * "What was that? Why don't I use my hearing aid? If I do that then the batteries will run down, silly!"
 * "Do keep a lookout for any banana birds - they're ever such nice company."
 * "Your banana birds are very well behaved, I don't hear a peep out of them."
 * "I love this bird that you've found! It's an energetic little thing, isn't it?"
 * "These birds are such good company, unlike my wretched husband Cranky."
 * "Aren't you going to give your favorite relative a good-bye kiss?"
 * "Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm exercising!"
 * "Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm meditating!"
 * "All you ever seem to do in these games is shoot this or jump on that. Why don't they make games about knitting?"
 * "I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!"
 * "Ssshhhhh, Dixie! I'm on my last life, and you're breaking my concentration!"
 * "Can you help, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I can't get off this level - and I've been playing it for weeks!"
 * "Bye-bye, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Try to find some of those nice banana birds!"
 * "So, you've defeated K.Rool have you? I'm very proud of you - that's very nice!"
 * "You know, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, since you've been away, I think these bird are beginning to get a little restless. Is there by any chance you can find out where they want to go? If you need help exploring, try asking Funky!"
 * "My word, they seem very excited! It looks as if they want to take you for a ride!"
 * "Go on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, don't worry about your boat - I'll get Cranky to fetch it for you!"