User:Pyro



Pyro Guys will rule the world.

Mwa, ha, ha.

Interesting Facts About Pyro Guys

 * One out of three Pyro Guys were burnt in a grease fire.
 * Pyro Guys love lava, and are immune to it.
 * When water hits a Pyro Guy, the water will disappear.
 * Pyro Guys are so awesome, Peach is in love with them.
 * Pyro Guys hate Wario.
 * Everyone loves Pyro Guys.
 * Pyro Guys destroy every Ice Power badge they see.
 * Pyro Guys hate the Olympic Winter Games.
 * Instead of snowmen, Pyro Guys build firemen.
 * Pyro Guys are never hired to work at a fire station.
 * One touch from a Pyro Guy, and you will be burnt.
 * Vivian hates Pyro Guys.
 * Sometimes, Pyro Guys secretly set Toads on fire.
 * F.L.U.D.D is the Pyro Guy's worst fear.
 * Pyro Guys are pyromaniacs.
 * The Fire Crystal never tries to attack Pyro Guys.
 * Bonetail is only bones now because a Pyro Guy set it on fire.
 * Daisy stays away from Pyro Guys because she's afraid her dress will catch on fire.
 * Pyro Guys can burn Paper Mario to death.
 * One of Pyro Guy's worst enemies is Watt because Watt is awesome too.

My Fake Enemies
I like to make up enemies. Here are some of my creations:

Things Pyro Guys Think

 * The Loco Express is fun.
 * I hate those Mario-Sonic crossovers.
 * Cell phones are weird.
 * I have an account on Burnbook.
 * Pyro Guys will rule the world.
 * When the Pyro Guy takeover passes, I'll burn Mallow

What Will Happen in the Pyro Guy Takeover

 * Wario will die.
 * Peach will have to flee.
 * Mallow will be burnt.
 * Geno will fall to the Pyro Guys. oh noes
 * General Guy will habe to give up his toybox to the Shy Guys.
 * Only Orange Yoshis will survive the fateful takeover.
 * Thwomp Volcano, Bowser's Castle, Mt. Lavalava, and similar locations will fall to the Pyro Guys.
 * Ghost Houses will be burnt.
 * Beanbean Castle Town will be destroyed completely.
 * There will be no more floods.
 * The Mushroom World will have lots of global warming.
 * Luigi will be the only human survivor.
 * There will be no more bathrooms.
 * Toad Town will be burnt and the Pyro Guys will take over.
 * Peach's Castle will burn to dust.
 * The oceans will dry up.
 * Anything that involved water will be destroyed.
 * Mack and his Shysters will help the Pyro Guys.
 * The Star Road will be destroyed again.
 * Hooktail will help burn the many towns with annoying inhabinets.
 * The Shiver Region will melt and become boring.

My Signature
--PyroGuy6 I'M BURNING! Ow.  17:24, 6 May 2011 (EDT)