User talk:Dry dry king

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First Talk
Just wanted to start the conversation. Here's my friend userbox to anyone who wants it:

I don't like Wario
I was wondering if you like Wario, because I don't like him. The only redeeming quality of Wario is that he is one of the funniest characters to destroy.

So, do you like Wario, or the smelly, disgusting, miserable pile of fat that spawned out of a dank and murky pit?

03:02, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Well... No, I don't like wario. (Note that I didn't capitalize the first letter. Why? It's a name! Isn't it a proper noun? No. wario isn't proper or common, thus NO letters of his name should be capitalized under ANY conditions. First word in the sentence? wario, not Wario. Understand? Good.) However, I do like Wario! You know, the guy who runs WarioWare Inc.? He isn't wario. He's Wario, a whole different person. wario isn't smart enough to run a business. He's smart enough to, um, well, he's not smart. Stupid, on the other hand, is a great desription for wario. And wario is stupid enough to... um... well, check out my archive and look for something titled "New Flash". That should show you how stupid he is. Wario is smart, and I like him. I don't like wario. Oh, more cool(horrifying) facts about wario can be seen here.