User:3Dejong

"If 3dejong ruled the world, Humans would be... screaming."

- User:Parayoshi





'''Small Note: Some of you might have noticed that for the last two weeks, my time online has been very patchy. Unfortunately, this my be the case for a while. Just so that you guys know, it is very likely that I will be largely inactive for about three weeks. Hopefully, at the end of this period, I will be back to my quirky, wacko, hyper, image uploading, active self. Welcome the new guys, take care of vandals, and expand the Wiki, dudes!'''



Hi there!, fellow gamers, and thanks for taking the time to read my page! I am Daniel David DeJong, known as 3dejong or 3D to YOU, or as Son Who Plays Video Games And Is On The Computer Too Much to my mom and dad. Read on to discover more about me, and remember, have fun! You can copy any pictures and/or userboxes here. Also, please feast your eyes on my sprite comic, check out what's happening in my life (yes, I have one), read a bio of ME, or learn about the other guys here! I try to update my page every day, so keep checking back!

I am an EXTREME Mario and Nintendo fan (I live, eat, breathe and sleep them), so this website is the perfect way to vent my knowledge! (I joined at 3:30 pm, September 18, 2006.) One thing you should know: I. HATE. SONY. AND. MICROSOFT. Actually, Crash and Spyro are really fun, innovotive titles to me, and Sony creates great games (the PSP is pretty cool, like a gaming PDA) but what totally ticks me off is the fact that Sony pretty much passes their system off as an "entertainment system". Sheeesh. Like, Playstation is a GAMING CONSOLE! Sure, snappping a rented DVD onto your PS2 is great and convienient, but still, if you want good DVD backup, go buy a DVD/VHS system. With Microsoft, well, that's another story altogether. I won't beat up on Halo, I've seen screenshots of it (beautiful graphics) and I've heard it has a great, engaging storyline, so well, okay, I'll say it, Halo's pretty cool! The thing about it, though, is that it's, like, Xbox's only first-party game! Any others I have yet to see. Xbox has cool, intuitive, classic controls and lush graphics, but that's not all that a game is. Plus, Xbox 360 is like an "improved" version of Xbox. Bleah. With Nintendo, every system that comes out is an OBVIOUS improvement on the proir. Don't see any of that happening with Playstation or Microsoft. But whatever, maybe I'm being too critical. Maybe Xbox IS a cool platform (if you like adult-ish games). Maybe built-in DVD support for the Playstation IS a big plus. Whatever. I'm a Nintendo person. But don't let that keep you away from me! If you think I'm being really, really unjust drop me a line on my Talk Page! (that little tab that says "Discussion" on the top of the page.)

Wanna see how I did on Super Mario Bros. HQ's Purity Test? Here's my results:

132 points out of 253: Obssesed: Mario is a religion to me!

LOOK OUT! YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY AND/OR HUMOR BY READING THE REST OF THIS PAGE! PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR PAGE TO AVOID IMPLODING!

3D Presents: Super Mario Movies! Only on YouTube!
YouTube has so many cool Mario movies... that now I'm going to post links to some cool ones! Every week, a new one is presented. 'N'joy!

Wow! Meeting Yoshi in Super Mario 64! (The original, duh!)

'CAUTION! VERY BAD SPOILERS! WATCHING THIS MOVIE IS VERY RISKY IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY COMPLETED SUPER MARIO 64! SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING WITHOUT COMPLETING GAME INCLUDE WANTING TO SPAM MY PAGE, SENDING SCORCHING E-MAILS TO AUTHOR OF THE VIDEO, TENDENCIES TO THROW NINTENDO 64 OUT THE WINDOW, AND SEVERE ITCHING!'

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fAHJsHamUk&mode=related&search Enjoy! Please read above warning before clicking.]

Me
I, as you can see, am 3dejong. I'm a teenager trying to make sense of life, philisophy, homework, Wikisyntax...... and WHAT Homestar Runner is saying. I REALLY enjoy ANY Mario or Nintendo game (except Resident Evil), but I don't care WHAT platform a game is for, as long as it's fun! I'm saving like crazy and counting the days until the Wii comes out! Mario Galaxy ROCKS! I also enjoy laughing with any humorous book or comic strip (Calvin and Hobbes, Dog eat Doug, Foxtrot, and Space is the Place are just a few of my favorites.) I can beat ANY Mario game to pieces in at most, a month, and no games can last more then five weeks around me (I completed Super Mario World and Yoshi's Island 100%, all secrets, all red coins, all flowers, EVERY Dragon Coin. Also, I completed New Super Mario Bros. 100% in two days. Really. Honestly.). I am on the computer sooooooo much.. Once my mom announced that I was spending WAAAAY to much time on the internet (duh). I answered "The page you are looking for is currently unavailible. Please retype the address, or you may need to adjust your browser settings." She promptly booted me outside.

My first exposure to Mario came when I played Super Mario Bros: Classic NES Series on a friend's GBA SP. For years I had known, vaugley, that Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation were video game makers, and that Mario was a famous gaming icon. One of my cousins had gotten ahold of a new SP with Pac-Man Collection and Piglet's Big Game, and I spent many happy hours playing both. But Super Mario Bros. exposed me forever to the bright, sidescrolling world of Mario and friends, never to leave. I discovered this page while surfing Wikipedia. At first I thought, "Sweet! A cool place about EVERYTHING Mario!" But later, I realized that one could MAKE AN ACCOUNT... and my life has never been the same! LOL. I've become a permanent eyesore here, and, somehow, have gotten ADDICTED to typing stuff! Anyway, I'm pretty much the handyman for anything that does NOT involve stuff like "'s>". I use my handy scanner to rip stuff out of Player's Guides (like in the Toady page, for instance), and use my huge understanding of all things Mario to make walkthroughs, articles, pics, etc. If you're new here, talk to me! Please! I can answer any question about Mario, and maybe a few programming questions..... But no questions like this:  , please! I love to get mail! I hope you'll give me a message soon, and become a member here! I have (duh), and it's great. I've made a lot of impact, uploading art, scanning, and inventing the "variable quote" sig that's become all the rage. But what about the "other guys"? Well....

The "other dudes"
Porplemontage: The "head honcho". ANY Wiki questions, bug him. He also created the DK Wiki, duh. Which is now a portal here...

Paper Jorge: "He's a good boy! :)" A very knowledgable and fun guy. He knows a ton about Mario, and more about Wiki stuff than I ever will!

Wayoshi: A fun guy with a ton of Wiki knowledge. He's one of the most active users. Talk to him if you need help. Or, most likely, he'll talk to you!

Knife: Once opon a time, there was a user named Spike. He was a cool user, but suddenly, he changed his name to Knife! But still, cool guy. Wacko, psycho, and straaange.. but cool.

Monty Mole: Another good guy who knows a lot about both gaming and programming. He's helped me a lot in the past...

Yoshi626: A nice guy who's also a guru on Zelda and Star Wars!

WarioLoaf: He.... defies..... explanation.... He is, in a few words, the most random user here. But he has lots of knowledge, and is always up for a random conversation, especially about Wario.....

Parayoshi: A good guy to play a Wi-Fi match with. He knows more about Wikisyntax than I do. Ask him about it! He also is a big Yoshi fan, like me.

Yoshi Mastar: A "Mariologist" and another Wiki whiz. He also has an impressive collection of sprites, which he shows off in his sprite comics.

Quote of the day.. or every other day... or week... or month....
Wacko qoutes from me that express my personality.

~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

~ ''At times like this, when you question why you were put on earth... you say "That's what FUDGE is for!"''

~ If you're wasting time, but having fun doing it, does that make it OK?

~ I just live here....

~ ''Things you can do with one (1) finger:


 * Make toast.
 * Summon an elevator.
 * Entertain a baby.
 * Identify a murderer.
 * Purchase a soda.
 * And the most important thing, edit MarioWiki.''

~ ''If two Mario characters had to die, I'd pick Waluigi and Petey Piranha. Waluigi would be eaten by Petey, who would then die of indigestion.''

~ PUDDING!

~ ''SSB? I hate it. *ANGRY MOB MAULE'D!''

~ ''PUNCH! KICK! JAB! ROUNDHOUSE! HERNIA!''

~ For more information please call 1-900-GET-RIPD.

~ If my state of mind was a food, it'd be scrambled eggs.

~ Are you still here?

~ Why?

~Why not?

~Duh.

~Wiiiiiiiiii!iii!

~ Philosophy is the art of goofing off and being admired for how well you do it.

Wavehtver..
Don't skip this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mind… Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist andlsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by stlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

The World's GREATEST Griled Cheese Sandwich!
Yes, I have made what I beleive is THE GREATEST toasted cheese sandwich EVER.

Directions for making: Ingredients:


 * Block of Tillamook Medium Cheddar Cheese
 * Two slices of San Luis Sourdough Deli Sourdough Bread
 * Salted butter

How to make: Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto!

You know you're living in 2006 when...
1.You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

3DComic
A brand-new comic! Review it! NOW!

Current newest game(s)
Yay! This Christmas, I got a huge payload, including...


 * The Yoshi's Story Official Nintendo Player's Guide to scan art and screenshots out of!
 * The Yoshi's Island DS official guide to scan screenshots out of and make walkthroughs with!
 * Super Mario 64 DS!
 * Super Mario Advance 4! I now have all Super Mario Advances!
 * Donkey Kong Country 2!
 * Yoshi Touch and Go!
 * Mario Hoops 3-on-3!
 * Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis!
 * And Mario Pinball Land! Yay!

User Goals
Wanna pry into my private life and see a few of my personal goals? Here they are!


 * Ummmm.. TO ADD USER GOALS!
 * To add a LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT more info to Yoshi Touch and Go.
 * To add pics. And pics. And pics. And pics. And pics.....
 * TO HAVE THE GREATEST USERPAGE EVER! AND HAVE THE MOST USERBOXES! MORE! MORE! MUHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * To help Twombles with her Super Mario RPG project!
 * To scan images from my YS and YIDS Player's Guides
 * To make level walkthroughs for Yoshi's Island DS
 * To own EVERY Mario game for SNES, N64, and GCN (I already have nearly every NES Mario game except NES Golf and 3/1 Mario Bros.!)
 * To make a COMPLETE, DETAILED storyline for Super Mario Adventures
 * To upload all the Merchandise pics I have
 * To give all RPG items pics and detailed info
 * Work hard on the Wario series
 * Work very very hard on the Super Mario Land series
 * To help with any new colloboration
 * Help out as much as humanly possible with the new Levels project
 * To make detailed summaries for The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
 * To help anyone and everyone with their problems (can NEVER be crossed out)



Kwickies
Here's a kwick peek into my faves:


 * Website: MARIOWIKI!
 * Color: Bright, blaring orange
 * Food: Pizza
 * Dessert: Orange Creme, Double Fudge Brownie and Mint Cookie Chunk ice cream sundae with hot fudge, whipped cream, and caramel sauce. ALso, I REALLY love Doc Burnstein's Brownie Batter (It's brownie batter with brownie chunks and fudge!) and Mint Fudge Oreo flavors!
 * Liquid: Graveyard (You're prolably wondering WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! It's just a little name me and my friend came up for for that delicious drink that you get when you mix up ALL the liquids on the soda bar (yes, EVEN water, iced tea, and a little coffee) and gulp it down. Honest. It's good. And yes, Sprite loses some of its flavor when paired with coffee, but I don't mind.)
 * Movie: Over the Hedge. Read the comic?
 * Comic Strip: Space is the Place
 * Sprite Comic: Tie. The Red Coin Saloon, and Neglected Nintendo Characters (NC Comix).

Pet Peeves
We all have things that tick us off. Some of mine:


 * Mario fanfiction
 * The word "soggy"
 * Big Red gum (or any cinnamon candy)
 * Old Atari systems
 * Mario rip-offs
 * Level 5-9 of Super Mario Bros. 3
 * HOW LONG A TIME 'TILL APRIL 4TH, MY BIRTHDAY, WHEN I WILL GET A WII!
 * Microsoft
 * Edutainment games
 * Headaches
 * Zonealarm Pro
 * Sore Throats
 * Squash (except pumpkin pie)
 * Anyone who thinks Mario is an idoit, or Luigi is a weirdo
 * Any licorice
 * When I go to make toast, and the butter is gone
 * How long it's taking Jay Resop to update his site
 * This Smiley: http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_retarded.gif
 * People who think Luigi is in Super Mario 64! Although that would be cool... Or, maybe, if you REALLY believe, you might want to try running around the post in Tiny-Huge Island exactly 500 times clockwise (no more and no less), then exactly 500 times counter-clockwise, then go beat the Bowser in the Dark World level, then reset the game and erase all game slots, then get 120 stars and every single coin on all game slots without ever beating the Final Bowser again, and then see what happens...  Of course, most people believe that there is no Luigi in Super Mario 64. But then, what is this? >:)
 * People who beleive everything they hear/see. The movie in the link above is not real; Luigi is a hacked Mario. Luigi can not REALLY be found in the game. See here for evidence.



Game Faves, for all you guys who were wondering
So, your definition of an extreme Mario fan is how many games they've played? Well, here's a list of the games (and systems) I've played! (favorites in italics and owned ones in bold)

(NINTENDO) SYSTEMS I HAVE PLAYED


 * Super Nintendo Entertainment System
 * Nintendo 64
 * Nintendo DS
 * GameBoy Advance SP
 * GameBoy Color
 * Nintendo DS (I own a blue one)
 * Nintendo DS Lite (I own a white one, my sister owns a pink one, and my brother is getting a black one for Christmas! We'll have all three!)

MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED


 * Donkey Kong  (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
 * Donkey Kong Jr. (OK, not nearly as good as its prequel. Not beaten)
 * Donkey Kong 3 (Blah! Another victim of overdone sequels. Not beaten ONE level!)
 * Donkey Kong Classics (Very nice! Donkey Kong and DK Jr. in one game! Not beaten)
 * Super Mario Bros. + Duck Hunt (OK, I don't play Duck Hunt that much. Not beaten)
 * Super Mario Bros. (The game that reinvented the video game industry! Beaten!)
 * Super Mario Bros. 2  (Meh... Not as good as the first. Beaten!)'''
 * Super Mario Bros. 3 (ALL RIGHT! A very worthy sequel! Beaten!)
 * Super Mario All-Stars (Cool! All the SMB plus the original SMB2 in one game! Beaten if you count induvidual games.)
 * Donkey Kong Country (Nice! Mario's arch-rival gets his OWN game! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Kart (OK, for an SNES game it's pretty good. Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario RPG (Nice! Mario scores a sweet RPG! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario World (One of my favorites, crammed with secrets! Beaten 100%!)
 * Yoshi (Nice little puzzle game, remincient of Tetris, but thoroughly Mario. Impossible to beat, goes on and on.)
 * Yoshi's Cookie (Nice game! Score another for the SNES and NES!! Not beaten.)
 * Wario Land 2 (OK, love those wacky alter-egos! Not beaten.)
 * Dr. Mario (Could have been better, but could have been worse! 5/10. Is it possible to beat?)
 * Mario is Missing (Blah. Mario edutainment. Not beaten.)
 * Donkey Kong 64 (Donkey Kong's foray into 3D worked out pretty well! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart 64 (Good installment in the series. Not Beaten.)
 * Super Mario 64 (Mario's first try at the 3D platform world was a hit! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (One of the best in the Mario Kart series! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Party 5 (The first Mario Party I played, full of sweet minigames! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Party 7 (Like the other Mario Parties, the perfect multiplayer party game! Not beaten.)
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (VERY VERY NICE, Mario's 4th RPG was a joy! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Sunshine (One of my ALL-TIME faves! Beautiful graphics! Not beaten.)
 * DK King of Swing (Very good, but could have been better, awaiting sequel! Beaten 100%!)
 * Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA) (WONDERFUL! But not beaten.)
 * Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA) (Just as good! Fighting KAOS has never been better! Beaten 100%!)
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Mario's 5th RPG and first M&L game was WONDERFUL! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit (One of the meh-ish titles of Mario Kart, but good for GBA. Not beaten.)
 * Mario Golf: Advance Tour (Blah. I'm never going to buy another Mario Golf game. BOOORING. Not beaten.)
 * Mario Pinball Land  (VERY FUN! Fight classic Mario bosses in FULL 3D! On a GBA! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Tennis: Power Tour (OK! Good Mario Tenis game! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Advance (OK, loved all the extra challanges! Not beaten.)
 * Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World (Wonderful port of a wonderful game! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island (GREAT port of a GREAT game! Great secrets! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 (Another great, polished port. Beaten 100%!)
 * Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (Wonderful and inovative at first, but gets monotonus. Not beaten.)
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (WONDERFUL!! This is the PERFECT Mario RPG! Hilarious! Not beaten.)
 * Mario Kart DS (The best installment in the Mario Kart series so far! Beaten 100%!)
 * Super Mario 64 DS (Very fun! Tons of secrets! Not beaten.)
 * Super Princess Peach (OK, pays homage to Super Mario World to me! Not beaten.)
 * NEW Super Mario Bros. (GREAT! It's like a Super Mario Bros. 4!! Best yet! Beaten 100%!)
 * Favorite NON-MARIO game: Kirby's Adventure (Beaten 100%!)

(NOTE: This list is currently incomplete. Come back later for a COMPLETE listing!)

Games I WANT!
Games I want, but can't get right now. 'Cuz if I could, I wouldn't want them, now would I? Games I REALLY REALLY want are bold, and games I hope to get for Christmas are in italics.

Nintendo 64

 * Uh, a Nintendo 64 (Like duh)
 * Yoshi's Story
 * Paper Mario
 * Super Mario 64
 * Donkey Kong 64
 * Diddy Kong Racing
 * Mario Parties 1 thru 3



GameCube

 * AHEM... A GAMECUBE!! (Duh again)
 * Mario Parties 4-7
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 * Super Mario Sunshine
 * 'Super Paper Mario
 * Super Mario Strikers
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Luigi's Mansion
 * Wario World
 * Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

GameBoy Advance

 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
 * Mario Party Advance
 * Yoshi Topsy Turvy
 * Donkey Kong Country 1 & 3
 * Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3

Nintendo DS

 * Super Princess Peach
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
 * Mario vs. Donkey Kong
 * DK: King of Swing DS

Keep Gaming, 3dejong (This site ROCKS!)

Oh, and by the way, my name has a silent j, so 3dejong is pronounced 3de-yong. Most people pronounce it 3de-J-ong. Weird name, huh? You can just call me 3D. I'm part Dutch, and I live in Sunny (part time) California.