List of quotes from the Mario Kart series

This is a list of quotes from the Mario Kart series; they are listed by game, and then by character.

Lakitu
Note that Lakitu doesn't talk, but his signs tells the racers what to do during the race:
 * "Ready...set... GO!" (Starting the race)
 * "Second Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line for the first time)
 * "Final Lap!" (When racers cross the finish line after two laps)
 * "FINISH!" (When a racer crossed the finish line to end the race)
 * "Reverse" (When a player goes the wrong way)

Luigi

 * "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
 * "Luigi is the top!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Yahoo!"
 * ''"Mama-Miaaaaa!"
 * ''"Wowowowowowowow!"
 * ''"Bingo! Ha-ha-ha!" (Japanese version)

Mario

 * "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
 * "Mario Grand Prix!"
 * "Time Trials!"
 * "Versus."
 * "Battle."
 * ''"Select the level."
 * "Select your player."
 * "Select map."
 * "Data."
 * "Option."
 * "Ok?"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Hee hee! I got it!"
 * ''"Yeah! Ha ha ha!"
 * "Take it easy!"
 * "Okey-Dokey!"
 * "Mamma-mia!"
 * ''"Hey, you very good! See you next time!"
 * "Congratulations!"

Princess Peach

 * ''"Yeah, Peach has got it!"
 * ''"Peachy!"
 * ''"Bingo! Bye-bye!"
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * "Ya, ready?" (Japanese version)

Toad

 * ''"I'm the best!"
 * ''"Here we go!"
 * ''"Yeah, hahahahaha!"
 * ''" Yahoo!"

Wario

 * ''"I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Wario! I gotta win!" (Japanese version)
 * ''"Here I go!"
 * "Yeah, hahahaha!" (Japanese version)
 * "Fire!"
 * "D'oh, I missed!" (Japanese version)

Luigi

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Bingo!"

Mario

 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Yeah! A-ha, ha-ha!"

Princess Peach

 * "Here we go!"
 * "Bingo!"

Toad

 * "Bingo!"

Wario

 * "Bingo!"

Yoshi

 * "Yoshi!"

Baby Luigi

 * ''"Checkered flaggy for Luigi! Whoo-hoo!"
 * ''"Baby Luigi, number not 1."
 * ''"Baby Luigi, heh heh heh."
 * ''"Uh-oh, Baby Luigi time!"
 * ''"Uh-oh!!"
 * ''"Vrmm, vrmmmm!"
 * ''"Mamaa!"
 * "Baby power! Baby power!"
 * "Way nice! Way nice!"
 * "Thank you very much."
 * "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
 * "Haha, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi number one!"

Baby Mario

 * "Woo-hoo! Baby Mario wins!"
 * "Ah! Not-a bad, for a baby!"
 * "Baby Mario!"
 * "Oh boy, it's-a nice!"
 * "Peekaboo!"
 * "I'm the best."
 * "Presto!"
 * "That's-a fun."
 * "Bye bye, boom boom! Vrmmmmmmm!"
 * "Nonononono, mama mia!"
 * "Go, go!!"

Birdo

 * "Birdo!"

Bowser

 * "Roar!"
 * "Go!"

Bowser Jr.

 * "Yeah!"
 * "Wheeee! Yeah!"
 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Oh, no. Oh..."
 * "Ow!"
 * "Eh heh heh!"

Diddy Kong

 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * '"Wheeee!"

Donkey Kong

 * '"Okay!"
 * '"Yeah!"

Luigi

 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Oh, yeah! Who's number one now?! Luigi!"
 * ''"Hey, that's-a pretty good-a. Oh, yeah."
 * ''"Waahhhh, Oh, well. Next time."
 * "All right!"
 * ''"Yay for me, Luigi!"
 * "Noooooo!!"
 * "WAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
 * "Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Too FAAAAAAST!"

Mario

 * ''"Wahoo! I'm the winner!"
 * ''"Okey-Dokey. Mario get you next time."
 * ''"Ohhh. Mamma Mia."
 * ''"It's-a Mario time!"
 * ''"Take-a this!"
 * ''"Take-a that!"
 * ''"Mama miaaaaaa!!"
 * "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!
 * ''"Mario!"
 * "Nintendo! Wahoo!"
 * "That's so nice!"
 * "Hooray!"
 * "Presto!"
 * "Wha-wha-wha-wha-WAHOO!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Whoo-hoo! Lucky Mario!"
 * "Fantastico!"
 * "That's a great!"
 * "Let's-a go!"

Princess Daisy

 * ''"Daisy!"
 * ''"Yee-haw!! Hi I'm Daisy!"
 * ''"Woo! Not too bad, right?"
 * ''"Hi, I'm Daisy!"
 * ''"Hi!"
 * "Yep!"
 * ''"Oh, no!"
 * ''"Whoa! Aw, brutal!!"
 * "OoooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOoooohhhhhhhh!!!!"
 * ''"Nooooooo!!"

Princess Peach

 * "Oh yeah! How nice, lucky me!" 
 * "Woaoa! Next time, it's mine." 
 * ''"Nooo! I can't believe I lost!"
 * ''"Peach!"
 * "Whee-heeeeee!!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * "Yes! Ah ha ha ha! How nice!" 
 * "Hi!"
 * "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Whhoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoaoooaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

Toad

 * ''"Wa ha haa! I'm the best! Haha!"
 * ''"Yeehaw! Ok! Haha!"
 * ''"Yeehaaa!"
 * ''"Wha-ha-ha!"
 * ''"Hi!"
 * ''"Hup!"
 * ''"Awwwwww..."

Toadette

 * ''"Yahoo! I'm the winner! Woo-hoo!"
 * ''"Not bad. Ah-ho-ho-ha-ha-hee!"
 * ''"Hey!"
 * ''"Ho!"
 * ''"Whoo-hoo!"
 * ''"Yahoo!"
 * ''"Wha wha wha! Poor me!"

Wario

 * ''"Yeah, oh yeah! Wario wins!"
 * ''"Arghhh! I'll get you next time!"
 * ''"I lost! To a buncha' losers!"
 * ''"Wario time!"
 * ''"Wario!"
 * ''"Nice try."
 * ''"Time for victory parade."
 * ''"Wario is great!"
 * ''"Ha-ha-ha! Wario!"

Waluigi

 * ''"Wa-ha-ha! Waluigi, number one!"
 * ''"Arghhhh, Waluigi no win this time."
 * ''"Waluigi!"
 * ''"Waluigi time!"
 * ''"Go far, oh yeah!"
 * ''"Golden!"

Yoshi

 * "Yoshi!"
 * "Ow-ow-ow-ow, wah, Yoshi..."

Bowser

 * "Yess!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Get out!" (when he passes a racer)

Luigi

 * "Oh yeah!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Go, Luigi!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Noooooooo!" (loses a race)
 * "Wawawa!" (hit by item)
 * "Pblya!" (gets 2nd or 3rd place)

Mario

 * "Yahoo!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Here we go!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Mama mia." (loses a race)
 * "Oh, yes! Ha-ha!" (wins a race)

Princess Daisy

 * "Aw, yeah!" (when her kart is chosen)
 * "Oh no!" (loses a race, hit by item, falls of the road)
 * "Woo-hoo, nice!" (wins a race)

Princess Peach

 * "Yahoo, ha-ha!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Let's go!" (when her car is chosen)

Toad

 * "All right!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Okay!" (wins a race)

Waluigi

 * "Heh-heh-heh!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Let's go already!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Wa-ha-ha-waaaaa!" (wins a race)
 * "Nooooooooooo!" (loses a race)

Wario

 * "Wah-hah!" (when chosen as character)
 * "Lets-a go!" (when his kart is chosen)
 * "Arrgh!" (loses a race)

Baby Daisy

 * ''"Baby Daisy!"
 * ''"Go go go!"
 * ''"Noooooo!!"
 * "Owowowowow!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow-ow-ow-ow!"
 * "Owieeeeee!" (burnt by lava or fire)
 * ''"Okey Dokey!!"
 * "Okay, yay!"
 * "Oh, no!"
 * "What?!" (*cries*)

Baby Luigi

 * ''"Baby Weegee!"
 * ''"Brrmm, Brrmm, hehe!" (imitating engine noises)
 * ''"Baby do it!"
 * ''"I'm-a back..."
 * ''"Baby on the blue team!"
 * ''"Go Red Team!"
 * ''"Let's-a go!"
 * ''"Baby time!"
 * ''"Oh, mama mia! I lose." (*cries*)
 * ''"Uh-oh! Baby Luigi lose!" (*cries*)
 * ''"Yeah, Baby Luigi always win!"
 * ''"Oki Doki!!"
 * ''"Yeah! Baby Luigi! Number almost one...
 * ''"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!" (burnt by lava or fire)

Baby Mario

 * "Baby time!"
 * "Oki Doki!!"
 * "Baby Mario!"
 * "Bye bye!"
 * "I win! I win! Nyah nyah! Hee-hee!"
 * "Baby Red Team!"
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * "Uh-OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"
 * "Yeeeeees!"
 * "Baby yeah!"
 * "It's-a good! Go baby! Oh yeah..."
 * "Yeah, baby, hmm... Not too bad!"
 * "Baby WAHOOOOOOOO!!!"
 * "Oh no, I'm-a lose! Mamaaaa!"
 * "Oh-oh, I lose. Mama-mia." (*cries*)
 * "Lets go Blue Team!"
 * "Aw yeah!"
 * "Powered up!"

Baby Peach

 * ''"Baby Peach!"
 * ''"Let’s go!"
 * ''"Hooray for blue team!"
 * ''"Yay! All right!"
 * '"Yippee, yeah, yahoo!"
 * "Go! Go!"
 * ''"Ok, hehehe!"
 * ''"Red team, yay!"
 * ''"Okay. Yaaay!"
 * ''"Oh." (*cries*)

Bowser Jr.

 * "Gotcha!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "See ya!
 * "Red team!"
 * "Blue team!"
 * "All right!
 * "Let's go!"
 * ''"I won. I won!!" (1st place win)
 * "Yippee! Yeah yeah!"
 * "OK. Uh-huh."

Diddy Kong

 * "Yee-hah!"

Donkey Kong

 * "Yah-hay!"

Funky Kong

 * "Yes, hah-hah!"
 * "Okay!"
 * "Awww, yay!"
 * "Baby!"
 * "Noooo!" (*cries*)

Luigi

 * ''"Wow, nice!"
 * ''"Luigi Time!"
 * ''"Yeah!"
 * ''"Oh yeah, Luigi!"
 * ''"Luigi win! Luigi number one! Wow."
 * ''"Okey-dokey!"
 * ''"Luigi on the red team!"
 * ''"Blue team yeah!"
 * "Oh no, Luigi lose! MAMA!" (*cries*)
 * "Ohh, Mama Mia. Luigi lose!"
 * "Ohh, Mama Mia. No good... Ohh."
 * ''"Wow. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank You!"
 * "Cool!" (doing a wheelie)
 * ''"Oh, thank you!"
 * "Mario Kart! Could've been Luigi!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi Kart Wii!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's-a go!" (picked on character select screen)
 * "Ohhhhh. Lose Again!"
 * "MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (being shot out of cannon or falling off cliff)

Mario

 * "Mario Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Mario Time!"
 * ''"Mario, yeah!"
 * "Come on!" (opening sequence)
 * "I'm-a gonna get you!" (when he uses a Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * ''"Let's-a go!"
 * ''"Here we go!" (he says this while a kart is chosen or when he uses a Mega Mushroom or Star)
 * "Ohhhh. Mamma Mia!"
 * ''"Oh, no. I lose."
 * ''"Watch out!"
 * ''"Go, Red Team!"
 * ''"Oh yeah, blue team!"
 * ''"Yeah, Mario wins! Wahoo!"
 * ''"Mario number one! Hoho!"
 * ''"Okey-dokey!! Yahahoo!!"
 * ''"I got you!"
 * ''"Hot hot hot hot!"
 * ''"Oh hot, oh hot, hothothot!"
 * "Yes! Yahoo!"
 * "Oh yeah! Hoho! Wahoo!"
 * "Bye-bye!"
 * ''"Aw, mama, ohhhh!

Mii

 * "Go, go, go, go!"
 * "Yay!"
 * "Okay."

Princess Daisy

 * ''"Yes, Daisy!"
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Oh, yeah!"
 * ''"Comin' through!" (Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * ''"Blue team's the best!"
 * ''"Yeah, not too bad! Next time!" (after winning 3-5)
 * ''"Yeah, I'm the best!" (after winning)
 * ''"Aw, YAHOO!"
 * ''"Yeah, Red Team!"
 * ''"Out of the Way!" (Star or Mega Mushroom)
 * ''"Oh no!!! Awww..." (After losing)
 * ''"Ohhh! OH MAN!" (After losing)

Princess Peach

 * ''"Yes, Peach!"
 * ''"Let's go!"
 * ''"Mario Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Peach Kart Wii!"
 * ''"Oh, yay! I did it!"
 * ''"I won! Yay! Aw, gee."
 * ''"Oh, no...oh."
 * ''"Here I go!"
 * ''"Yay!"
 * ''"Yay. Not bad!"
 * ''"Yay. All right! Maybe next time!"

Rosalina

 * ''"Hee hee hee hee!"
 * "All right, we win!"
 * "Oh no, next time..."
 * ''"Oh well."
 * ''"Let's go."
 * ''"Huh, not bad. Huh, okay!"
 * ''"Oh well... Next time."

Toad

 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"I'm the winner! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
 * "Darn! Next time..."
 * ''"I win! Whoopeee!"
 * ''"I win! Woohoohoo!"
 * ''"Yeah, red team!"
 * ''"Go-go blue team!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * ''"Ohhh...rats!"

Toadette

 * "Okay!" (character selection screen)
 * ''"All right!"
 * ''"Bye-bye!"
 * ''"Oh no! Whomp-whomp-waaa!"
 * "Oh, no! Oh, no!" (*cries*)
 * ''"Yeah! I won!
 * ''"Oh yeah, I did it!"
 * ''"Red team's the best!"
 * ''"Blue team's the best!"
 * ''"Oh no I lost! Next time!"
 * ''"Ohh kay! Okey Dokey!"
 * ''"I did it, I did it!!!"
 * "Ah,Ha!"

Waluigi

 * ''"Aww Yeah!"
 * "Waluigi!"
 * "Yahooie!"
 * "Yeahhh!"
 * ''"Im-a gonna win!"
 * ''"Heheheh yeah!"
 * ''"Waluigi time!"
 * ''"Take that!"
 * ''"So good!"
 * ''"I'm on the red team!"
 * ''"Blue team gonna win!"
 * ''"Wah, everybody cheaters! Next time I cheat, too!"
 * ''"Aw, Waluigi lose?!? Impossible!"
 * ''"Waaah, impossible!"
 * ''"Ha ha ha, next time, I could have won!"
 * ''"Aw no, too bad. Nyehhhhh."
 * ''"I'll get you next time, cheaters! Nyehhhh."
 * "Owwwwww! Cheaters!"
 * "Watch out...for me!" (after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom)

Wario

 * ''"Wario's great!"
 * ''"It's-a me, Wario!"
 * ''"I'm-a gonna win!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * ''"Let's-a win!"
 * ''"Wario time!"
 * ''"Yeah, baby!"
 * ''"Take that loser!"
 * ''"Oo-ooooo! That hurts!"
 * ''"Blblblbl, I'm back." (after falling from water)
 * ''"Oh yeah, red team!"
 * ''"Blue Team, ha ha ha!"
 * "Grrrr. I hate you."
 * ''"All right. Ahh, next time I get you."
 * ''"All right, I'll crush you next time."
 * "Let's-a go!"
 * ''"I hate losing! Nyaaah..."

Mario Kart 7
Some quotes from Mario Kart 7 are recycled and/or altered from Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Daisy

 * "Yo!"
 * "Yahoo! I did it!"
 * "Oh yeah! Not too bad!"
 * ''"Oh yeah! Woo hoo!

Luigi

 * "Luigi!"
 * "All right!"
 * "Luigi sad, so sad."
 * "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank you!"
 * "No! Why Luigi do that?"
 * "Hey!" (When throwing an item)
 * "Oh yeah! Nice! Okey Dokey!"
 * "Woah!"
 * "Wow!"
 * ''"Oh yeah! Luigi!
 * "Mamaaaaaa!"
 * "Yea ha!"

Mario

 * "Mario!"
 * "Mario Kart 7!" (title screen)
 * "Thanks for Playing! Way to go!"
 * "Thanks for Playing! You're the best! Ha ha!" (after winning all cups with at least 1 Star Ranking)
 * "Oki Doki!! Mario, Mario!"
 * "Oh yeah, I did it!"
 * "It's okay, I'll get you next time!"
 * "Mario loses, oh ho ho ho!" (*cries*)
 * "Wahoo! Ha Ha!"
 * "Mario Kart, let's-a-go!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Mario Kart, here we go!" (alternate title screen)

Metal Mario

 * "Metal Mario!"
 * "Let's-a-go!"
 * "Metal Mario! Oh yeah!"
 * "Let's-a-win! Metal Mario!"
 * "Metal Mario, the best!"
 * "See ya!"

Princess Peach

 * "Mario Kart 7! Let's go!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Yay!"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * "Okay!"

Rosalina

 * ''"All Right!"
 * ''"Ta Ta!"
 * ''"Ah... No, no, no, no, no! (sigh)"
 * "Yahoo!"
 * ''"Woohoo! Oh yeah!"
 * ''"Oh... No!"

Toad

 * "Yeah! Whoopee!"
 * "Ow!"

Wario

 * "Move it!"
 * "Wario next time!"
 * "Yeah! Take that losers! Heh heh heh!"
 * "Mama miaaaaaa!!!"
 * "I HATE you!"' (6th or Lower)
 * "Wahhhh!'

Mario Kart 8
Some quotes from Mario Kart 8 are recycled and/or altered from Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart DS Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and Mario Super Sluggers; these quotes are not included.

Baby Daisy

 * "Yippie!"
 * "Wow wow wow!!!!"
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Upsy-Daisy." (when entering anti-gravity mode)

Baby Peach

 * "Wow, wow!"
 * "Oh.. Well.." (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Baby Luigi

 * "Go Luigi! Go Luigi!" (when first place)
 * "Oh yeah. Baby, baby!" (when first place)
 * "Wheels up." (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Up, up." (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "I lose!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Baby Mario

 * "I win, I win!" (when first place)
 * "Wheels up!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)

Bowser

 * "Bowser!"

Luigi

 * "Luigi Kart 8!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Luigi!"
 * "All right!" (anti-gravity trick)
 * "First place Luigi!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Luigi, number one! ♪" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Oh, yeah, can't stop Luigi!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "What happened?" (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Mario

 * "Mario Kart 8!" (Title screen)
 * "Start your engines!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Hey! Thanks for playing!" (end of Mario Kart 8 demo)
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Nice play!"
 * "Good play!" (finishes in 2nd-6th place)
 * "Here we go!"
 * "Wheel out!"
 * "Oh, no!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "How?" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Ha ha ha! Bye bye!" (drafting)
 * "All right!"

Peach

 * "Not quite.." (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Oh, no?" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Ta-ta!" (Trick)
 * "Hurry up!" (Trick)

Daisy

 * "Daisy!" (when selected)
 * "Awww, yeah!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Yahoo!" (when finished in 2nd to 6th place)
 * "Check it out!" (drafting)
 * "Off we go!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
 * "Wah-hooooo!" (spin boosting)
 * "Nice!" (when opponent is attacked)
 * "Yippee!" (when opponent is attacked)
 * '"Whoa, yeah!" (spin boosting)
 * "(Laughs), awesome!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "I'm the best" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Hoo!" (when finished in 7th to 12th place)

Larry

 * "Larry!" (when unlocked)
 * "Bye-Bye!" (when passing another racer)

Iggy

 * "Iggy!" (when unlocked)

Morton

 * "Morton!" (when unlocked)

Lemmy

 * "Lemmy Time!" (when unlocked)

Wendy

 * "Hello!" (when unlocked)

Metal Mario

 * "Let's-a win!" (when selected)
 * "Aww, mia mama!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Aww, mama!" (when finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Bellisimo!"
 * "Super Star!" (when equipping a Star)
 * "Hee hee! I got it!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "First-a prize! Hoo hoo!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "I did it!"
 * "So long-a!"
 * "Okey dokey!"
 * "Wheels up!"

Pink Gold Peach

 * "Pink Gold Peach!" (when unlocked)
 * "Oh, yes!" (when selected)
 * "Sweet!" (trick)
 * "Yes, first place!" (when finishing in 1st place)
 * "Oh, did I win?" (when finishing in 1st place)

Rosalina

 * "Rosalina!" (when unlocked)
 * "Whoo-hoo! Here we go!" (alternate title screen)
 * "Let's go!" (when selected)
 * "Wheeeeee!" (boost)
 * Bye Bye! (glide)
 * "Oh, yeah! Winner!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "(Chuckle) All right!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Yessss! Victory!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "That will do." (when finished in 2th place to 6th place)
 * "Phew, not bad." (when finished in 2th place to 6th place)
 * "Aww, next time." (when finished in 7th place or lower)

Toad

 * "Let's go!" (Alternate title screen)
 * "Yeah!" (When selected)
 * "Here I go!" (After activating an Invincibility Star)
 * "All right!'" (After finishing from 2nd to 6th place)
 * "Wheels up!" (When entering anti-gravity mode)

Toadette

 * "Ya-hoo!" (When selected)
 * "Yeah-hey, I won!" (When finished in 1st Place)
 * "Okey-dokey!" (When finished in 2nd to 6th Place)
 * "Oh no..." (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Here I go!" (When activated the anti-gravity)
 * "Wheels up!" (When activated the anti-gravity)
 * "Watch out!"

Waluigi

 * "Ha ha! Waluigi!" (When finished 1st)
 * "Nice! Niiiice! Yeah!" (When finished between 2nd and 6th place)
 * "Aw, everybody cheating!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Oh! Come on!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "I'll be back!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
 * "Hey there! Here we go!"
 * "Have at you!"

Wario

 * "Cheater!" (when selected)
 * "Wario... the legend." (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Wario always win!" (when finished in 1st place)
 * "Waaaaariooo!"
 * "Oh nooo!"
 * "Come on!"
 * "Oh, he-hey!"
 * "Here I go!'"
 * "No no no no no!"

Announcer (PAL version)

 * "*Character name* is banging away."
 * "*Character name* has activated the Thunder Stick"
 * "Thunder Stick...activated"
 * "Bang, bang, bang!"
 * "*Character name* is pulling away from the number two racer."
 * "*Character name*, what a strong driver. Everyone's trying to catch up."
 * "Item shot!"
 * "*Character name* has dodged the item."
 * "*Character name* bullies the drivers already in last."
 * "*Character name* missed the item box! What a poor showing!"
 * "And now, we begin the race!"
 * "Here we are live from *course name*!"
 * "The most talented driver is *Character name*! What thrilling techniques will we see?"

Mametchi

 * ''"Bee, Bop, Bip!"

Announcer (US Version)

 * ''"What kind of teamwork do we expect to see today?"
 * ''"OK, the karts are lined up at the grid."
 * ''"Finally, the highly anticipated race will begin!"
 * ''"And now for the countdown!"
 * ''"The race is about to begin."
 * ''"Peach Castle. What kind of intense battle will unfold in this contrail peaceful kingdom?"
 * ''"Splash Circuit. A curved course is an especially important short course."