User:King Dark Bowser

'''This user has been requested to stay cooler than Chief Chilly. (Please don't tell him that.)''' "Welp, ya know what they say, when you kill Fawful, who is a jerk, a ghost Dark Star-Bowser hybrid inhales 'im, and I'm born. -King Dark Bowser, Super Mario Wiki

You've entered the userpage of King Dark Bowser! As you can see, I'm a HUGE fan of Dark Bowser. I really want him to appear in future games, as a playable character, preferably. I live in the Bahamas, so don't expect me to know everything Americans know. I've always liked Dark Bowser......at least I always liked him as soon as I heard of him. They should make a dry version of him: Dark Dry Bowser. Just picture it! MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO! I joined this wiki sometime in late May 2014, but this userpage wasn't made until the 2nd of July 2014! I have a Nintendo DS and a Wii. I want a Nintendo 3DS, so I can play all the cool games, and a Wii U, 'cause I know if they ever do bring back Dark Bowser it'll be on a game on the Wii U. Hey, here's a fun fact, I've been to Disney World once! I wanna go again! It was F-U-N! Other than the Mario series, I also play the Sonic series, and the Kirby series. My favorite games from the other 2 series are: Sonic Unleashed and Kirby's Return to Dream Land. Feel free to keep explorin' my userpage!

This Is My Userbox
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Other Places I Can Be Found

 * Smash Wiki as Meta Ridley
 * Wikia as MewtwoLucario

My Top 11 Favorite Mario Characters
1.Dark Bowser

A cooler, more evil version of the most famous video game villain in the most famous video game series. How can you not like him?!?

2.Dry Bowser

The Dry Bones version of the Koopa King. He's so cool!

3.Bowser

He's the king of all Koopas, the most famous video game villain in the history of forever, and he can bust some pretty awesome moves, as shown in Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.

4.Bowser Jr.

Hey, someone's gotta carry on the royal Koopa line, and Ludwig ain't the heir anymore.

5.Kamek

You ever wonder where Bowser's parents are? The proof is in Mario RPG: his Psychopath quote is "That's.......my child?" Sha-BAM! Now we need to figure out who Bowser's mom is.

6.Boshi

Who doesn't like Yoshi? Who doesn't like a Yoshi with shades?

7.Tryclyde

He's a snake. With 3 heads. And he can breath fire.

8.Yoshi

He's the main star of his own series and can eat anything! He'd probably eat himself if he had to.

9.Underchomp

A 3-headed Chain Chomp. You might think he's kinda cliché and a spin-off of Tryclyde, but he's cool.

10.Broggy

They say dogs are a man's best friend. Broggy is Broque Monsieur's best friend.

11.Blitties

They're cats that are blocks. The sounds they make are ADORABLE!

Mario Games I Own
On DS: Super Mario 64 DS Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario Kart DS

On Wii: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Mario Kart Wii

New Super Mario Bros. Wii Super Mario Galaxy 2

The King Dark Bowser Awards!
These are awards I give to Mario characters (characters from spin-offs included). Just for fun. :)

Best Mario Kart DS Character: R.O.B. He's always been my favorite.

Best Mario & Sonic Character: Metal Sonic. He's just so cool!

Best Mario Kart Course: Bowser's Castle from Mario Kart 8. Who doesn't like that course?!?

Best Mario RPG Game Final Boss: Dark Bowser. You now know why my username is King Dark Bowser.

He Who Cheats Most: Cheatsy Koopa. Hence the name.

Villains Never to Return: Fawful, Doopliss, and Dimentio. If they were all in the same game you'd wet your pants.

Most Likely To Become "Boo-Busters", The Mario Version Of Ghostbusters: Professor E. Gadd and Luigi. E. Gadd knows all about ghosts, and Luigi's a natural at catching 'em. (Don't make sense to you? Then get Patrick Star to push you off a cliff.)

Longest Tongue: Yoshi. (Don't make sense to you? Then get Patrick Star to push you off a cliff.)

Best Fawful Impressions (Though I HATE Fawful): Fawfulfury65 and ME! Check out my userbox with the dingus known as Fawful if you don't believe me.

Best Bowser Alter Ego: Dark Bowser. Once again, look at my username.

Coolest Koopaling: Ludwig. He's just my favorite.

Cartoon Koopaling Who Resembles Their Game Counterpart Best: Bully. Just give him more shell spikes, make him lose the Brooklyn accent and the spiked collar, and viola! You got Roy!

Best Music: Yoshi's Story 's theme, Bowser Jr.'s theme from Super Mario Galaxy, the final battle theme from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3, the final battle theme from Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mario Kart 8 Bowser's Castle theme, Twisted Mansion's theme, Electrodrome's theme, and the final battle theme from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. (But honestly, I can vaguely imagine Sonic the Hedgehog running to Electrodrome's theme. I bet Nintendo let Sega design that music.)

Best Bowser Battles: Against Baby Bowser in Yoshi's Island, fighting Dark Bowser in Bowser's Inside Story, battling Bowser in Mario Galaxy 2, against Bowser in Super Mario 64 and its remake, fighting Giga Bowser in Super Smash Bros. Melee, and battling Bowser (and King Boo) in Luigi's Mansion.

Most Likely To Have Learned Magic From Harry Potter: Kamek and his species. That's how they're all wizards.

Weirdest Villain: Exor from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. He's a giant sword, for cryin' out loud!

Goals
1. Knock Fawful's stupid hair off his stupid head in Bowser's Inside Story.

2. Post something on a Nintendo website to give Boshi and Bowser a cartoon in which they're good guys and the villains are Fawful, Wart, Cackletta, Megaleg, Digga-Leg, and the Shroobs.

3. Get a Wii U.

4. Get Mario Kart 8.

5. Get Yoshi's Wooly World.

6. Post something on a Nintendo website about making a game starring Yoshi as a ninja and Boshi as a cyborg in which they have to save all the other Yoshis from Baby Bowser.

7. Watch The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie's sequel, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water when it comes out in theaters.

8. See Disney's Big Hero 6 when it comes out in theaters.

9. Get Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.

10 See Disney's Inside Out when it comes out in theaters.

Boshi and Bowser (TV series)
This section is all about the layout of the Boshi and Bowser TV series episodes, if they make the cartoon. Please make it!

Opening Narration
''Boshi and Bowser were two normal wolves who lived in a real world forest. However, after coming in contact with two magical orbs, they were transported to the Mushroom Kingdom. After figuring out everything, Boshi and Bowser decided to become heroes when the Mushroom Kingdom was in danger. And this is an adventure of their's.....

Plot Synopsis
The episode starts out at Acorn Plains, where Boshi and Bowser are busy battling each other's Pokémon. (A short scene during the battle shows that Boshi's Greninja, which is at Level 40, is battling Bowser's Noivern, which is at Level 100.) A small Chain Chomp comes up with a letter tied to its chain. Boshi, after setting his 3DS down on the ground, unties the letter and reads it out loud: ''Boshi and Bowser, please come to the castle. There's someone we think only you two can defeat. -Peach.'' Bowser says that if it's someone that Mario and Luigi can't beat, it would have to be pretty bad. After putting away their 3DS's, Bowser hops onto Boshi's back, and they head off to Peach's Castle, followed by the Chain Chomp.

Upon reaching Peach's Castle's throne room, it turns out that Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi came as well. Princess Peach says that the villain is 90% evil, and only 10% not evil. A monitor suddenly appears out of the wall, and every one turns their attention to it. A shadowy figure who gives a sinister cackle appears on screen, and the figure turns out to be Fawful. After Mario and Luigi's reactions to his sudden return, Fawful says that he faked his explosion and that he learned how to speak English instead of Engrish. Midbus then appears on the side of the screen, saying that he also learned how to speak in real sentences instead of broken ones. Fawful then explains that he returned in another attempt to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, this time with more minions and a laser that would disintegrate Peach's Castle, saying there's no way anyone can stop him now. After cackling along with Midbus, the screen turns black, and Princess Peach asks if Boshi and Bowser can go and try to stop Fawful. They agree, and start the, as Bowser calls it, "Quest to Beat Fawful Like a Pinãta".

After finding Fawful's Castle, the former villains fight their way to the highest tower, where Fawful is ready to set off his Disintegrate Laser. After a short battle against Fawful and Midbus, Boshi and Bowser destroy the machine with a move they call the "Spiky Egg Maneuver". Bowser rolls into his shell, Boshi swallows him and turns him into a spiky egg, then throws him at the laser. (Fawful and Midbus can be seen crawling away in the background.) Later, at Peach's Castle, Boshi and Bowser are given medals for saving the Mushroom Kingdom. As everyone cheers for them, a narrator says "And that was only the beginning.......". The episode then ends.

Plot Synopsis
The episode starts at Boshi and Bowser's house, where they are playing Mario Kart 8. As Bowser crosses the finish line, Yoshi bursts into the house, saying that he has terrible news. Boshi asks what's wrong, and Yoshi replies by saying someone stole every Yoshi Cookie on Yoshi's Island, even the ingredients to make them. Bowser reminds him that Yoshis can simply sniff out Yoshi Cookies, but according to Yoshi, every place with Yoshi cookies was splashed with water to make them loose the trail. Boshi then remembers that once, back on earth, he once had a cold and could still detect an owl sleeping on a branch halfway up a tree, meaning that he'd be able to sniff out the Yoshi Cookies. Yoshi rejoices and tells them to follow him down the Warp Pipe leading to Yoshi's Island.

Once they get to Yoshi's Island, several Yoshis are worrying about the missing cookies. Yoshi says that there's nothing to worry about anymore, since Boshi and Bowser will find the cookies. Bowser says that, apparently, Boshi is already on the trail, pointing towards where the Blue Yoshi is sniffing the ground. Boshi then shouts back at Bowser to get on his back and they can find the cookies. Bowser hops onto his back, and Boshi follows the trail. A travel montage shows that the trail went all over Yoshi's Island, finally ending at a cave on Mt. Yoshi. Boshi and Bowser look into it, and carefully walk into it.

A crunching noise suddenly starts. Bowser, half terrified because he thought of the possibilities what could be the cause of the crunching, looks down. As it turns out, it was a pile of Yoshi Cookies. A roar rings through the air, and several green eyes appear in the dark at the back of the cave. The eyes belong to a multi-headed Bone Dragon, who roars again. Boshi says that the Bone Dragon must be the one stealing Yoshi Cookies, and then he asks the Bone Dragon if that's true. The Bone Dragon, startled at first, hangs his heads in shame, and says that he once tried one, and it was so delicious, so he had to have more. After Bowser asks why he wouldn't just ask the Yoshis for some Yoshi Cookies, the Bone Dragon says that since Yoshi's Story, Yoshis on Yoshi's Island have been terrified of Bone Dragons. Boshi says that if he gives back the remaining cookies and the ingredients, they can get the Yoshis to not be scared anymore. The Bone Dragon agrees, and it all happens. Afterwards, before returning home, Boshi and Bowser are given rewards for returning the Yoshi Cookies and helping the Yoshis to overcome their fears of Bone Dragons, and are officially given the titles of "Boshi and Bowser: Cookie Retrievers and Fear-Overcomers". Along with Yoshi, they jump down the Warp Pipe, and the episode ends.

King Dark Bowser's Famous Gallery Of Random Stuff
A Dry Bones....he has wings. He's the reason I NEVA reset my Wii.

Trust me, NO ONE wants this in their garden. First, Yoshi eats cheese.....then he cuts it. LOL!

Let's face it, Dry Bowser's Flame Runner is the best. Nabbit would probably make a good Santa.

What happens when you give Poochy a Yoshi egg? He plays with it.....then cooks it.

Luigi:HOLY COW! KING BOO?!? King Boo:Well DUH! Who'd you expect, that stupid spinoff from Mario Sunshine?

Ok, so how do you use this thing? Kamek! I told you, NO MAGIC IN THE NEW YOSHI GAME!

<-HOLY COW DUDE WHAT DA FLIM-FLAM?!?

OW MAN, THAT SMARTS LIKE ALBERT EINSTIEN!

Uh...if this was in Mario Galaxy, I'd be scared.

Oh yeah, I'm almost there! What the-?!?

These are all the Bowser alter egos in the Mario & Luigi series. (The one on the far right is the coolest.) Hey, Nintendo, when you bring back Dark Bowser, can you make these guys (and the girl) real?

Bowser Jr.: Thanks for getting me into Smash 4, guys. Lemmy: Hey, it's the least we can do after you hacked into Shigeru Miyamoto's computer and got us redesigns for Mario Bros. Wii. Roy: Wait what?

HOLY EXPLOSION! HE'S HUGE!

Again with the huge! What, is Kamek putting Mega Mushrooms in your milk or something?

My Super Mario Wiki Pets
In case you're wondering why I have so many Yoshis, the truth is I'm a Yoshi enthusiast. I can also communicate with any animal in the Mushroom World.

Payment I'd Use On The Super Mario Wiki
The standard coin. These are Fluffy's favorite playthings.

A Yoshi coin, you get half off when buying Yoshis with these. I used some to buy Dynamite and Destructo.

The rarest coin I have. Since Random Yoshis are rare, they can only be tamed with these. I used 3 to tame Glitch.

Super Mario Wiki Supplies
1 F.L.U.D.D. I use it to bathe my pets.

14 broken NES controllers. My Yoshis, Fluffy, Merlin, and Lockfang use them as squeaky toys.

Countless types of food. My pets and I eat it. (DUH)

1 Poltergust. I use it in case ghosts start haunting me.

The Place I'd Want To Live In If I Could Move To The Mario Universe


Anyone who says they hate this course is lying and needs to be slapped.

Favorite Quotes
SpongeBob: Alright, Pinhead, your time is up. Patrick (with human like head and face): Who you callin' Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I'm dirty. (Gets hit on the head with giant snow shovel made of show) SpongeBob: I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. Patrick: (Grabs giant snow bat with nail in it, then hits SpongeBob with it) I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! (SpongeBob and Patrick repeatedly hit each other saying "I'm Dirty Dan!" and accidently wake up Sandy) Patrick: I'm Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: AHH! Patrick: Screaming will get you nowhe- Sandy: (Grabs top of Patrick's head and tears off) Which one of you fellas is the REAL Dirty Dan? Patrick: Uh......I am? (Sandy throws him into air) AAAAAHHHH! SpongeBob: PATRICK! Patrick: (Hot wings circle over head) Hot wings.

Mr. Krabs: Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking in water, Mr. Squidward! (in Squidward's arms) I WANT MY MOMMY, MR. SQUIDWARD!

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (Thinks of milk spilling over a table)

Patrick: (laughs) That guy just got hit in the head with two coconuts! SpongeBob: So, THIS is work? Patrick: You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I have to move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad. SpongeBob: Oh, you poor, poor, thing. By the way you forgot your briefcase! (opens briefcase full of ice cream and donuts, then dumps all over Patrick) Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime? SpongeBob (with hilarious Asian-like look with small eyes and lots of teeth): OVERTIME?!?

Patrick: You know what the problem is? SpongeBob: What? Patrick: You got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo. SpongeBob: Patrick I don't think wumbo is a real word. Patrick: Come on, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, WUMBO. Wumbo, wumboing..... Tiny Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. Patrick:....Wumbology, the study of wumbo? IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB! SpongeBob: Patrick I'm sorry I doubted you.

SpongeBob: I created this monster, and I have to stop him. (Giant sand wrench drops on Patrick's head) Patrick: Ump! DoodleBob: Neya hoy ma! SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick? Patrick (with wrench in hands): Where's da leak ma'am? (SpongeBob and Patrick peak up out of hole; DoodleBob draws bowling ball, pulls out, throws at them) Patrick: (head gets bowling pin-shaped) Nhya! (bowling ball hits him and head splits into many that fall into hole, followed by bowling ball) SpongeBob: You OK, Patrick? Patrick: FINLAND!

Squidward: Good for you?!? That thing is a heart attack on a bun! SpongeBob: No I meant, good for your soul. (Cloudy background appears, SpongeBob gets angel wings and halo while angels sing in the background) Squidward: Oh puh-LEZE! I have no soul. (Firey background appears while evil laugh plays in the background)

SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Blue fish: Not at all, boy. (Sniffs SpongeBob's bad breath; makes awesomely funny face) DEEAAUUGH!

Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok. (Makes girl-like face) May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take your- Squidward: (Claps hand over Patrick's mouth) Alright I've heard enough. You got the job.

Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It will cushion your fall! SpongeBob: (Takes off pants) Like this? Patrick: NO YOUR OTHER BOTTOM! Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not unil four. (SpongeBob hits the ground, breaking his butt.) Sandy: ooh, that's gotta hurt. Patrick: DO IT AGAIN I WASN'T LOOKING!

Sandy: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. Patrick: And that's when I punch him, right? Sandy:.....

Patrick: (Dumps latex gloved hands in sink) Don't touch me I'm sterile.

SpongeBob: Hey Sandy! Watch me do the Grouchy Squidward! Squidward: Stop naming your moves after me! SpongeBob: (Imitating Squidward's voice and look) Everybody's an idiot except for me. Squidward: Well it's true.

Squidward: Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning? (Patrick's alarm clock rings, waking up Patrick) Patrick: Oh boy, 3AM! (Throws back blanket, revealing Krabby Patty; picks up Krabby Patty and eats it)

Squidward: First the lights, (Lights flicker on and off) then the phone, (Phone rings) and then......THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?!? No wait they always do that. But what was that third thing? (Bus pulls up) SpongeBob: I didn't know the buses ran this late. Squidward: They don't. SpongeBob: Well, they're dropping someone off. Squidward: (Notices that the fish that got off the bus has a spatula for a hand) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE SASH-RINGING, THE TRASH-RINGING, MASH-FLINGING- SpongeBob: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! (Starts crying) Squidward: At last you understand! We're doomed! SpongeBob: No, I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me. You must really like me! Squidward: SpongeBob there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you, and two, how can that be me, when I'm standing RIGHT HERE?!? (Hash-Slinging Slasher knocks on window with spatula hand) SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SpongeBob and Squidward: THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER! (As Hash-Slinging Slasher comes closer to register, SpongeBob and Squidward keep screaming) Squidward: SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you. SpongeBob: Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet. Squidward: What?

Patrick: WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE! Squidward: That idea may just be crazy enough.........TO GET US ALL KILLED!

Mr. Krabs: Hmm. Empty. Cracker: What am I, chopped liver? Chopped Liver: No, that's what I am.

Patrick: Breakfast.......green......Finland.

Patrick: SpongeBob, let me ask you something. (With 9 fish hooks in mouth and holding another one) Does this look dangerous?

SpongeBob: I'm every bit as cool as Larry. And if I'm not, then let me be struck by.....(Lightning flashes and thunder booms)....a flying ice cream truck. (Ice cream truck starts falling from sky) AND LIVE!

SpongeBob: One dozen cows on the farm UUP! Squidward: Thanks, Farmer Brown.

Neptune: One day, you will wear this crown. Mindy: I'M GONNA BE BALD?!?

Patrick: Well, sayin' you're a kid, is....is like sayin' I'm a kid! Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir. Patrick: Uh, I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws toy at Patrick's face) Thanks.

Dutchman: Awoooo! SpongeBob: Bahahaha! Patrick: Leddle leedle leedle lee!

Bertram: Why did you add 10 pounds of rodent to my shopping list? A sudden craving for Mice Kristpie Treats?

S-cape: We'll head 'em off at the pass! Right, LarryBoy? LarryBoy: My eyeballs are frozen.

Patrick: Liar liar plants for hire! SpongeBob: It's pants on fire. Patrick: Well, you would know......liar.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, are you angry to? Patrick: Yeah! SpongeBob: What's the matter? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

Patrick: Heh heh. Connect the dots. (Scribbles on stomach connecting red bumps to each other) I drawed a horsey.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club! Welcome, Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome squid- Squidward: (Claps hands over their mouths) SHUT YOUR HALF-WHIT PIEHOLES!

Squidward: What are those Neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself? (SpongeBob and Patrick burst in) AAAAAAAAAHHHHH (short gasp) AAAAAAAAHHHH! (short gasp) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (catches his breath) SpongeBob: You check over there, I'll check in here. (Starts rummaging through Squidward's bathtub)

SpongeTron: Of course I'm right, Squidward. Just ask my clones. SpongeTrons X, Y, and Z. Squidward: Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here? SpongeTron: Sure. All 486 of them. Squidward: (Lies down on ground and does sit ups) FUUUUTUUURE! FUUUUTUURE! FUUUUTUUURE! FUUUUTUUURE! (SpongeTron drops a brick on his head)

Squidward: So much, he's gonna drown in it! DROWN IN IT! (Leaves Mr. Krabs' office) Mr. Krabs: Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.

London: Note to self: This outfit has no sparkles!

Patrick: Gah I love being purple!

SpongeBob: It's a baby scallop. Patrick: I'll take care of this! SpongeBob: No! Patrick! It's totally helpless! It looks like he can't even fly yet. Patrick: Well, what's the matter? Is he stupid?

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick. Patrick: What? SpongeBob: I just thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let me hear it. SpongeBob: (stifles a laugh) ....25.

Patrick: SpongeBob, you can't understand my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keeps ya on your toes.

SpongeBob: Well, I guess this is the end, old buddy. Patrick: I don't wanna die in my underwear! SpongeBob: Here. (Takes off underwear) Die in mine.

Larry: And realizing that all the young children of the world deserved a better life, St. Nick resolved to gain weight, grow a beard, and teach reindeer to fly. Bob: Not quite. Larry: Just testin' ya. You can't teach reindeer to fly. They gotta eat magic corn.

Lexi: When people find out I'm a mutant, they'll mount me on the wall and make me sing "Take Me To The River".

Jessie: Are you listening to me? Bertram: No. I stopped listening after you said "Hi, I'm Jessie, the new nanny."

Willow: Go big or go brown! Maddie: Go home and go change!

Garret: This morning, I looked out my window and saw birds. And they were happy birds. Not Angry Birds.

Commander Peepers: You mean Sylvia and Wander in dresses? Lord Hater: WHAT?!?

Patrick: Hmm. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it.

Riley: Where'd you get the nice locket? Maya: France. Riley: You were in France? Maya: Si, senor.

Farkle: I'm a bird to you? Maya: No. You.....just need to be protected. Farkle: You love me. Maya: Leave me alone.

Jessie: Emma? What's wrong? You look like Ken died.

Ellen: You're getting to be a big girl. Chloe: This isn't about getting a bra, is it?

Albert: I must have a frog or something. Mr. Frog: (falling from surface) Whaaaaat?

Joey: I'm too young to die! Parker: I'm even younger!

Ferb Head 1: They say that the universe is constantly expanding. Ferb Head 2: Yes, but what is it expanding into? All Ferb Heads and Ferb: Oooooooooooooh. Ferb Head 3: Ok, now my mind is blown.

Logan: I don't give a rat's ski hat about integrity!

Mr. Mosby: The letter between A and C. London: Five?

Emma: We're supposed to be taking pictures of New York's flora and fauna. Luke: Ooh, I hope those are hot Latin twins.

Tyler: If blow dryers are stupid, I don't wanna be smart! Avery: Mission accomplished!

Dr. Young: Let's just say it involved 3 participants: your mother, a squirrel, and a traffic cone, one of which is hiding under the traffic cone. You don't wanna know.

Riley: Today's lunch in the cafamatoreom will be hot males. Cory: Hot tamales. I'm hopin'.

Topenga: (mockingly) Let's get married. Let's have a kid. Let's have another kid. Cory: Well you listened to me, ya big stupid!

Avery: Nicki, what's your secret? Nicki: My brother didn't fall. He was pushed.

Officer Copper: Wow. Now that is a friend. Me, I don't chase nobody for nothing. Maya: What if I stole a banana? Officer Copper: I'd be very disappointed in you.

Farkle: Hello, new lady. Riley: Carpool. Maya: Carpool?!? (busts out laughing)

Maya: I will mess you up. Riley: And I will clean me up! Ha!

Crimson Chin: Who'd you say writes my comics again? Timmy: Some 40-year-old dude who lives with his mom. Crimson Chin: Any money in it? Timmy: Lives with his mom.

Favorite TV Shows
SpongeBob Squarepants

The Fairly Oddparents

Fish Hooks

The 7D

Phineas and Ferb

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Super Mario World

Wander Over Yonder

Kiby:Right Back at Ya!

VeggieTales

Sonic Boom

Jessie

Liv & Maddie

Dog With a Blog

Girl Meets World

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero

K.C. Undercover

How The Koopalings Might've Gotten Into Mario Kart 8
Hey guys, I got a GREAT idea! It better be better than your last idea, Larry. Yeah. Sweat-targeting lazer missiles? Not cool, bro. The scar is still there! Look, you know how Bowser Jr.'s been in several Mario Kart games, right? Yeah, he's been in Double Dash!!, Mario Kart Wii, and Arcade GP DX. What of it? Well, I've figured out where that Miya-whatchamacalit lives. Maybe we can get him to get us in Mario Kart 8! OH MY FANGS, HAIR AND SHELL! WE CAN GO ANTI GRAV! WHAT BOWSER JR. HASN'T DONE?!? Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

LATER Hey Shigeru Miyamoto! Oh, hey, Koopalings. What brings you all the way here? An attempt to get in the next 3D Mario game? Actually, we want to get into Mario Kart 8. Whoa, Mario Kart 8? You guys sure you want to be controlled by players? Yeah. We want to win for once. Mario stomps on us all the time. We want an opportunity to beat him in a racing game. Besides, we've wanted to be controlled by guys other than our former dad and his "real" kid since Mario Bros. Wii! Well.....OK. It might take some convincing and lots of programming, but we can get you in. REALLY?!? OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER Morton Jr.: Larry, this was your best idea ever! Ludwig: When Bowser Jr. finds out about this, he's gonna be SOOOOOOOO jealous! Larry: Hey, we've always dreamed of being in a racing game. I just figured out where Shigeru Miyamoto lives so he could make those dreams come true. Now, let's show 'em what we got!

YEAH! WE'RE THE KOOPALINGS!

Walkthrough of Super Mario: World of Mushroom
'''Note: I am well aware that this is a fake game. Can't a mutant corrupted Koopa entertain himself for once?'''

A while ago, I was on the computer watching SpongeBob videos on YouTube. Suddenly, there was a knock on my door. When I answered it, there was no one on my porch except for a mysterious package. On it were the words OPEN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Curious, I brought the box into my room and opened it. Hidden among the packing peanuts and bubble wrap was a game. It was a game that I had read about in "The 'Shroom." The game was Super Mario: World of Mushroom. I turned the game case over. There was a sticky note on the back that said "This game made me go insane. I hope that you won't suffer the same consequence. Anonymous." I opened the case and inserted the game into the Wii..........

Day 1: The Beginning
The game had a cool intro, like most other games. Then I finally got into the actual game. The character selection screen had a bunch of different characters. After a lot of consideration, recapping, and Oreos, I picked a Dry Bones and named him Skullshell the Dark. I gave him a cool black spiked cape and a shield with a skull on it. Then I began playing. The game starts with Skullshell (S.S. for short) being washed ashore on a deserted beach, having lost all previous memories and specially needed supplies. After I checked the game's manual, it said that Dry Bones' attacked with clubs made from giant bones. At first, I couldn't find any bone-clubs, but then I stumbled upon a giant club made from the femur of a dragon. (It was scorched, so it looked like it was bronze.) I obtained the club but got attacked by an enemy Blooper. It was wearing a toga..........

I beat the Blooper and gained XP points. Then I realized I had gained a level. Suddenly, I teleported to a town-like area. I was approached by an old Bob-omb NPC, who said that I was destined to be a hero. He told me to continue onto the town, saying it was called "Star Town." Strangely, though, it only had a few stars. After a while, I stumbled upon a Yoshi Scout named Featherscale. After he saw me, he grinned in a slightly creepy way and said "King Dark Bowser! Is that you?" "Joseph?" I asked. "You got this game too?" "Yeah!" "Huh. I wonder if our other pals got it too......" With that, we began heading to Star Town.

On our way to the town's square, we met other characters: a Magikoopa named Dragonwand, and a Lakitu named Spikerod. "Dry Bowser rules? Dry Paratroopa?" "Yep! Big surprise, huh?" Then, we heard barking coming from the center of the square. We saw the barker was a Chomp with metal teeth named Ironfang. "Whoa! Mr. Ice Bro.?!?" exclaimed Dragonwand. At the sound of his voice, Ironfang turned around and bounded towards us. "Hi guys! It's me! Remember? Mr. Ice Bro.?" "Yeah, we remember you," I sighed. After getting some food from the marketplace, we found out that all of us had entered the game the same way. As such, we decided to found a group of adventurers and call it "The Company of Power", or "The C.O.P." for short. After finding an inn, we settled down for the night, with Ironfang chewing his pillow. I looked at my shield and club leaning against the wall, and my head filled with visions of adventure.

Day 2: The First Quest
I couldn't sleep that night, so I decided to level-grind a little bit and gain more levels. When I finally did go back to sleep, I had gone from Level 2 to Level 10. The next day, we discussed what to do next. After a lot of talking, this old Yoshi Melonhead NPC came up to us. "Greetings, young fellows. I believe that you are new to this game?" When we answered, he said "Great! I have a quest that's for new players only, if you will accept." We did. Accept it. After leaving Star Town, we reviewed the Yoshi's instructions. "Find the Bridge of Bravery, which is guarded by the Wrathful Wiggler. Steal the Monstrous Mask from under the bridge, but first you must solve the Wrathful Wiggler's 3 riddles." "Forget that, I wanna gain levels!" shouted Dragonwand, waving his wand in the air. With that, we headed to the Bridge of Bravery and its wrath-filled guardian.

The Wrathful Wiggler was huge, even for a Wiggler. He was wearing the skull of a Rex on his head as a helmet, and a torn cape with red blotches. He was holding a giant spear made from bones, with a sharpened rock as the blade. "Wow, he looks tough," whispered Spikerod. "Oh, come on, dude," I said, smacking him on the back of his head. (Thankfully, for him, I did it with my hand, not my club.) "These first boss dudes are always pushovers. We can handle him and get that mask." "Uh, guys, look," said Featherscale, pointing a little way away from us. A Cheep Cheep, a Toad Ninja, and a Spiky Goomba were also, apparently, going for the Monstrous Mask. "Ok, guys, let's do this with strategy," I whispered. "Those guys look like wimps, so they'll probably answer the riddles. While everyone's distracted, we sneak over, get the mask, and hightail it back to Star Town." The other team did walk humbly over to the Wrathful Wiggler, so we snuck past them and under the bridge. Spikerod and I went for the mask, while the others kept watch. As soon as we got the mask, we booked it outta there.

"Well done, young heroes," said the Yoshi Melonhead. "Now my grandson has something to wear for Halloween. As such, I will give you XP and, of course, coins." "Thanks, sir," I said, and we headed back to the inn. "Well, that was quite an adventure," said Featherscale, taking his hat off and putting it on the dresser next to his bed. "According to the manual, the next place we have to go is the City of No Name," said Ironfang, knawing on his own chain. "It's on the other side of Placeholder Mountains, so we'll need supplies." "Right......." I said, too tired to reply correctly. I, the one who couldn't get to sleep the first night, was the first to fall asleep the next night. In my sleep, I dreamed of battling deadly monsters and conquering enemies.

Day 3: On the Road Again.......
The Placeholder Mountains were GIGANTIC. A long, winding path was snaking its way over them. "Boy, Nintendo really wanted to give us a challenge here," I said, tilting my head back to stare at the mountains. Each peak was snow-capped, making them look like mini-North Poles. "Y'know what's weird, though?" asked Ironfang. "When I read about 'em in The 'Shroom, the Placeholder Mountains weren't there yet. Then again, since Edofenrir only got a demo........." He never reached the end of his sentence. "Guess there's no use hanging around here admiring the flora and fauna of the mountains," said Featherscale. "There are two Latin twins up there?" asked Spikerod." We all groaned.

After a lot of climbing, occasional monster encounters, and arguing about which path to take, we finally reached No Name. "What I wanna know is why they named it No Name instead of giving it an actual name?" I wondered aloud. "Probably had something to do with a Rex that had amnesia." "Well, according to the manual, when we enter No Name, we gotta join a guild to determine how the game continues," said Dragonwand. "'If you don't join a guild, all other areas other than the ones you already visited will be closed off.' That's what it says. Word for word." "Well, we should get to work," said Spikerod. "I think, though, it would be a good idea to find out what the guild does before joining it."

We all split up to cover more ground. However, at sunset, when we rejoined, the only guilds we found were a knight guild, a treasure-hunter guild, and something called "Poochyanity." (Strangely though, I saw another team consisting of a Blooper dressed like a ninja, a Magikoopa, a Dry Bones, a Yoshi Scout, a Toad Doctor, and a Yoshi Melonhead joining. They must've been wackos.) "Well, maybe we can find one tomorrow," Ironfang said as we headed to a nearby inn. "Better get some rest." We all logged off for the night.

The next day, we woke up to find that Featherscale was missing. "I wonder where he went?" asked Spikerod. "Probably wanted to level-grind a little, so he went to do so," I suggested. We were just about to leave when Featherscale came in. "Hey guys, I found a really cool guild and I think you might like it too!" he said. "It's called the Wonder Alliance Guild, or the WAG, and it's a spy guild! Can you believe there are only a few members?" "Well, it sounds cool," I said. "Let's check it out."

To be continued.....

Characters I've Created
I created these characters for the series. Halfway because I was bored.

Tryclydula: A three-headed vampire Cobrat, with a body built like Tryclyde's. However, bat wings sprout out of the left and right heads' necks. He's pale blue with green stripes and a red belly. Due to being a vampire, he often wears a black batwing cape, and has fangs larger than Tryclyde's. Additionally, he can go outside in the sun, as long as he's wearing sunscreen. All three of Tryclydula's heads have their own minds and can talk, but the middle head uses the other two as hands most of the time. He's a good guy, as opposed to his non-vampire cousin.

Xoshi: A cyborg ninja Yoshi, one of Tryclydula's friends. He's a Black Yoshi who was once the pet of Baby Bowser. After escaping, Xoshi now travels all over the Mushroom World, saving places from his sworn enemies. Since he's a ninja, he can use ninja weapons like throwing stars, katana blades, and sais. Also being a cyborg, he can shoot missiles, fly with jet wings, and convert to other mechanical things. Xoshi is related to the Yoshi Kid from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

The GBA Glider: A huge flying battleship that's shaped like a Game Boy Advance. The GBA Glider is the home of the Glitch Empire, Xoshi's sworn enemies who are responsible for the creation of the Shaydas, Towtows, and Floow enemies from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The inside of the GBA Glider is a dark, dreary maze of Glitch soldiers and traps. It's often piloted by Lombard, a glitchy, early version of Falco. The GBA Glider has many weapons, such as Subspace Bombs, Giant De-evolution Guns, and the Hypno-lazer, which turns anyone it hits into a glitchy version of themselves who blindly follow the Glitch Empire. (Though some people like Boshi, Bowser, and Xoshi are invulnerable to the lazer and are only slightly injured by its blast.) The GBA Glider is almost impossible to take down in aerial combat, so the best way to bring it down is to sneak on board and take out Lombard.

The Koopa Kid Klan: A peaceful tribe of Koopa Kids who live on Koopa Kid Isle. Like most residents of the Mushroom World, they often ride on Yoshis, due to being short and not able to reach high things. The Koopa Kid Klan consists of different colored Koopa Kids, with their names starting with their colors. (Some include Blueclaw, Orangehorn, and Whiteshell.) Due to their peaceful nature, the Koopa Kid Klan is often easy to conquer, mainly by Wart to turn the island into his vacation home. Boshi and Bowser met them and save them from Wart every time he attempts to conquer them.

Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser: Robotic versions of Boshi and Bowser. After one of his defeats, Fawful put together Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser, giving them the abilities of their non-robot counterparts. He used a small sample of Boshi and Bowser's data to make sure they were like them. However, due to the data also containing Boshi and Bowser's memories and personalities, the robots and the originals felt the same, thought the same, and forged a physic connection. (For example, if Metal Boshi ran into a mountain and a rock dropped on his head, and Boshi was playing a video game under a tree, he'd feel the rock fall on his head.) After learning what Fawful intended to do with them after they defeated Boshi and Bowser, Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser turned good, helped Boshi and Bowser beat Fawful again, and went on to become heroes.

The Bros.: A non-antagonistic group of different kinds of "Bros." enemies from the Mario series. The group consists of Check, a Boomerang Bro., Cliff, a Sledge Bro., Mallet, a Hammer Bro., Matchbox, a Fire Bro., Iceberg, an Ice Bro., and Thump, a Sumo Bro.. Check speaks with an Australian accent, due to handling boomerangs. Cliff and Mallet have Brooklyn accents. Matchbox has a European accent, but he's not all fancy. Iceberg has a Jamaican accent, as a joke because icebergs never appear in the Caribbean. Thump has a Japanese accent, due to being a sumo.

Gamebot-SSBB: The Gamebots were created by Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser as they were lonely by being two of the few robots in the Mushroom Kingdom. Gamebot-SSBB, also known as GSB, was the first Gamebot they created. GSB is modified to turn into playable characters from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, mostly Lucario. In baseball or golf games, he turns into Meta Knight and uses his sword as a bat or golf club. (In baseball, he plays 3rd base for Metal Boshi and Robo-Bowser's team, the Mecha-Destroyers.) In soccer games, he turns into Bowser and is the goalie. GSB's basic appearance looks similar to a largely oversized Cooligan with spikes and a long tounge like a Yoshi.

Gamebot-MSSOWG: Gamebot-MSSOWG, better known as GMSW, is another Gamebot. He is based off of Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games, and is the second Gamebot. Unlike GSB, GMSW can only play winter games, Olympic or not. This is due to a faulty programming in GMSW's system, meaning if he plays games other than winter games, GMSW would explode. For hockey games, he turns into Bowser Jr. and is the team captain. In snowboarding, he turns into Metal Sonic and always prefers to take the, as GMSW likes to call it, SUPER MEGA AWESOME EXTREME way. In the Winter Sports Champion Race, he is constantly transforming, depending on which gate he enters. In Hole-in-One Curling, GMSW turns into Bowser to push the giant curling stone, and into Silver to guide the stone after someone else pushes it. GMSW normally looks like a golden version of a winged Yoshi (His wings are, of course, based on airplane wings.) with a Koopa shell instead of the standard Yoshi saddle.

Basilisx Koopa: Basilisx Koopa is an descendent of the Koopinator from a twisted future, in which Fawful's descendent, Thorn, rules the Mushroom Kingdom. Basilisx was created the descendents of Boshi and Bowser, Ace and Spike. They created him to help their resistance, the Ace-Spike Underground, defeat Thorn and return peace to the Mushroom Kingdom. However, before being activated, Basilisx was stolen by some of Thorn's minions and taken to Thorn's castle. Thorn activated Basilisx, manipulated him into thinking the Ace-Spike Underground was trying to take over his kingdom, and ordered him to go back in time to destroy Boshi and Bowser, knowing that without them existing, the Ace-Spike Underground would never exist. Basilsx went back in time, and tracked down Boshi and Bowser. They fought and he won, but right before destroying them, Xoshi attacked from behind and turned on his memory switch. Basilisx's system had recorded everything before being activated, and remembered the purpose of his creation. However, unable to return to the future, Basilisx decided to stay with Xoshi until being able to return to his own time. Basilsx Koopa looks like the Koopinator, only grey with black armor and long, extendible claws. He's able to control time and blast his enemies with laser eyes and throw them around with his mind.

Games I've Created
Boshi and Bowser

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Produced by: and

Game rate: E for Everyone

Players: 1-2 Players

Console it's for:

Game type: 3D

Playable characters: Boshi and Bowser

Playable characters' powers: Boshi can eat enemies and turn them into eggs. If he eats something like fire, he can spit it out again, destroying enemies. Bowser can breathe fire, slash enemies with his claws, and, if Boshi is also currently playable, roll into his shell, so Boshi can swallow him, turn him into a spiky egg, and when fired at enemies, breaks out to attack more.

Non-playable characters: The Bros. (They sell items in shops.) Tryclydula (He gives advice in certain levels.) The Koopa Kid Klan (The elders of the tribe get kidnapped, while the others provide ghost data for levels.)

Villain: Fawful (He doesn't speak Engrish, though)

Enemies: Chain Chawful, Crawful, Fawflant, Fawflopper, Fawfulcopter, Fawful Guy, Magifoofa, Mawful Mole, Mechawful, Metal Mawful Mole

Bosses: World 1 (Grass): Renzawful (Greenfang is freed here) World 2 (Desert): Boom Bawful (Yellowtail is freed here) World 3 (Snow): Hisstocrawful (Whiteshell is freed here) World 4 (Ocean): Boss Bassawful (Blueclaw is freed here) World 5 (Sky): Petey Piranawful (Orangehorn is freed here) World 6 (Lava): Fawful (Redspike is freed here)

Story: The game starts with the Koopa Kid Klan having a normal day on Koopa Kid Isle. Suddenly, Fawful and his Fawfulized troops attack. Fawful's generals, Renzawful, Boom Bawful, Hisstocrawful, Boss Bassawful, and Petey Piranawful drop from the sky and capture Greenfang, Yellowtail, Whiteshell, Blueclaw, Orangehorn, and Redspike, while all the other Koopa Kids panic and run around in the background. As Fawful's generals bring up the 6 Koopa Kids, Fawful says that for the elders to be returned, the Koopa Kid Klan is to let him rule their tribe, hoping to get from there to the whole Mushroom Kingdom. Until then, Greenfang, Yellowtail, Whiteshell, Blueclaw, Orangehorn, and Redspike would be held captive. Meanwhile, on Yoshi's Island, a blue Yoshi with shades is planning for another race. Just then, Bowser pops out of a nearby Warp Pipe and tells Boshi about what happened with the Koopa Kids and Fawful, saying they have to save them. Boshi asks if Mario and Luigi can handle it, but Bowser says that they're too busy, and otherwise that they can be heroes for once. Boshi reluctantly agrees, and they head to Koopa Kid Isle. After traveling across 5 worlds, Boshi and Bowser finally reach Fawful's Castle. After battling Fawful and freeing Redspike, Boshi and Bowser decide to become heroes.

The End
Sorry, guys, but this is the end of my userpage......for now. I might update my userbox or my userpage sometime. Until then, stay awesome! And remember..... REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!

-King Dark Bowser

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