List of Toadsworth quotes

This is a list of quotes by Toadsworth.

Super Mario Sunshine

 * "Now now, boys! Don't touch that stuff!"
 * "Trying to start a new career?" (JP only)
 * "I am most concerned with the well-being of the princess in this dreadful heat."
 * "Master Mario, if you would, cross over to that shore and find some assistance."
 * "Objection!"
 * "Master Mario! Remember, the Button is key! Use it to show me some of your famous jumps!"
 * "Mm, quite an unusual device..."
 * "Is it some sort of pump?"
 * "Princess, look! On the statue's head!"
 * "I can't imagine what the poor princess is going through..."
 * "Mario! Please save her!"
 * "Oh, I hope nothing bad happens to our dear princess..."
 * "Master Mario! Please help her!"
 * "Oh no! Yada Blahblah Blahblah!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

 * "Master Mario!"
 * "It would appear I'm just in time!"
 * "I have prepared a suitcase for you to take with you on your long journey!"
 * "I'm sure it will prove useful, as it holds many items and outfits. Please take it!"
 * "Just press SELECT to open your suitcase and check the menu screen ."
 * "Then you can use any items you've found on your journey or even change your clothes..."
 * "It's also a good idea to use that screen to double-check your personal status."
 * "...Once you board the Koopa Cruiser you can take your time and look through it."
 * "Now then, I have one more parting gift, as it were: some funds for your trip! Here you go..."
 * "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
 * "Ah! You're just seeing Master Mario off? A capital idea! I do believe I'll join you."
 * "Master Mario! I'm going on ahead. I shall be waiting for you in front of the Koopa Cruiser."
 * "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"
 * "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, terribly amusing! Yes. Come now, don't be so startled!"
 * "You see... I must tell you... Princess Peach's voice..."
 *  "...was never stolen!"  
 * "But you defeated Cackletta nonetheless! And that is something to be congratulated for!"
 * "Oh, Master Mario... Spot-on timing..."
 * "It is a town full of Toads who have immigrated to this land."
 * "As the royal representative of the senior Toads, I must vigorously oppose this idea!"
 * "Passing through unknown lands filled with monsters is absolutely absurd! Why, the very idea..."
 * "Koh-hoff! Ah-hem!"
 * "...And yet... I suppose if Mario and Luigi escorted you..."
 * "As if I have any say in the matter! Just be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY careful."
 * "I must begin preparations immediately."
 * "Mario, you and Luigi should meet us up north, at the entrance to Teehee Valley ."
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi!"
 * "Hoo! Sorry to keep you waiting."
 * "Now then, Master Mario, Master Luigi..."
 * "Please be sure to take the utmost, most diligent, sincerest care of Princess Peach!!!"
 * "Princess! Be careful!!!"
 * "Hmm... Why do I get the feeling I forgot to say something vital?"
 * "...Oh!!! That's right!"
 * "Master Mario! Wait!"
 * "Oh, now I've done it!"
 * "Master Mario, I forgot to tell you one vital tidbit...and now just look at what has happened!"
 * "If you let the princess out of your sight like we just did, she'll get kidnapped instantly!"
 * "I beg of you: Rescue her and take care to ensure that you do not leave her side again."
 * "And if the princess gets too far ahead of you, please stop her and talk some sense into her!"
 * "I have asked her to return by the same path she took if you should speak to her."
 * "And with that... Good luck! I am counting on you!"
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Awful things transpired while you were off doing who-knows-what!"
 * "It looks like my hobbies will have to be shelved once again..."
 * "Master Mario! Master Luigi!!! We're counting on you!"
 * "Heed my directions well and you'll quickly find the Beanstar piece that landed in Teehee Valley!"
 * "I recommend going to find this Beanstar piece first!"
 * "I must say, my senses have been referred to as "strangely keen"!"
 * "You-You must find the Beanstar pieces soon...for the princess!"
 * "Surely with my keen advice you can quickly find the piece that fell in Teehee Valley!"
 * "Lady Lima!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 * "Great hoogly-boogly! If it isn't Master Mario!"
 * "Bit of a coincidence, bumping into one another in this sort of place, hm? Ho ho!"
 * "So, tell me, Master Mario, what in the world brings you to this wretched little burg?"
 * "...Hmm? Ah! Indeed?!? Princess Peach sent you a letter and a treasure map? And she told you she'd meet you here in Rogueport?!? Intriguing..."
 * "You're asking me where Princess Peach is? Erm... I was about to ask you that."
 * "We stopped in this town to acquire a spot of fuel for our ship, don't you know..."
 * "I only took my eye off her for a moment, but as soon as I did, she vanished."
 * "You know how headstrong she is, Mario... I just assumed she'd be back momentarily... But at this point, I fear we must embrace the possibility that she may never return."
 * "I've been at a loss as to what to do. I've been fraught with worry, I tell you!"
 * "But I'm feeling better with you here, Master Mario. Surely we'll find her! Surely!"
 * "But I know my place, Master Mario...and this is not it. I leave this task to you."
 * "I believe I'll recline in the inn over there and enjoy a spot of tea, perhaps. In fact, I highly recommend it, particularly if you find your HP (Heart Points) running low."
 * ''"Just drop on INN! Ho ho! ...Yes, anyway, a little rest there will fill all of your HP."
 * "I must say, though, the rest of this town is a bit...rough. Yes, rough, indeed..."
 * "Huff! I say..."

Mario Party 7

 * ''"Oh, I say! Welcome to gold!
 * "Hop on the luxury liner cyan and choose a cruise! Capital!"
 * "My name is gold, and I will be your tour guide!"
 * "This is the gold. Start a party with your friends!"
 * "This is the red. Play against a friend or the CPU!"
 * "This is the cyan. Play with up to 8 friends!"
 * "This is the blue. Play minigames in your collection!"
 * "This is the green. Purchase souvenirs and more!"
 * "This is the pink. Adjust your game settings here!"
 * "I say! Welcome to the gold!"
 * "I'm sure you'll have a smashing time with these stupendous minigames!"
 * "Oh, but first things first... Let's adjust the game settings."
 * "Shall I tell you how to play?"
 * "Welcome to Grant Canal! The lovely town features balloons, waterways, and gondolas!"
 * "Shall I tell you about this board?"
 * ''"If you reach the Star Space, you can buy a gold for green.
 * "The gold will move to another location when someone gets one. What a crafty bugger!"
 * "And watch out for Bowser Time! That chap is naught but trouble!"
 * "Sometimes he'll even appear and destroy the bridges! Madness! Madness!"
 * "Right! Now hit those Dice Blocks to decide who goes first!"
 * "First up is green!"
 * "Second is green!"
 * "Third is green!"
 * "And fourth is green!"
 * "Now I've got a gift your you... Here are green each!"
 * "The gold is over here, folks! Hurry up, now! pip pip!" (First time)
 * "The gold is over here, folks!" (Subsequent times)
 * "If you get there, you can buy it for gold! Capital!"
 * "Brilliant, I say! Utterly brilliant! And now it's time to party!"
 * "Right! Gather 'round, all! It's time for a Mic Game!"
 * "It's green time to shine! Which minigame will you play now, my good egg?"
 * "Everyone plays! And what's more, DK will convert all of the gold into green!"
 * "Now let's spin the gold and learn the exchange rate, shall we? Quite!"
 * "You'll get green/green/green for each gold you earn."
 * "Splendid! You'll play it solo! You may even get a gift from our siminan friend."
 * "You'll be playing for this fantastic bonus..."
 * "It's green/green/green! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with green/green/green!"
 * "It's a gold! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with a gold!"
 * "Let's see what minigame the cyan has in store for you!"
 * "You got green/green/green for each gold you earned."
 * "Well done, old dog! You earned green/green/green from green!"
 * "Well done, old dog! You earned a gold from green!"
 * "Oh, that's too bad. You didn't beat the minigame, so I'm afraid you get nothing."
 * "That DK is a fine bloke! You can always count on him when you're in need!"
 * "Congratulations, green! Oh, I say! That's simply superb!"
 * "Will you buy a gold?"
 * "Right! Here you are then!"
 * "Eh wot? You don't have enough coins to buy a gold! Come back when you have gold."
 * "Time for a Battle Minigame! This should be smashing!"
 * "Let's see how many coins it will cost to play..."
 * "The pot is green!"
 * "It's up to all of you to pick the minigame. We'll play the game that gets the most votes."
 * "Let's get this Battle Minigame started, folks!"
 * "This won't do at all... Where's the picture he promised you? I'm afraid you've been duped!"
 * "Welcome to the cyan game!! It's a chance to boost your green count in one shot!"
 * "You can gold your green if you beat the minigame! how many coins will you wager?"
 * "You're betting green?"
 * ''"You'll get green if you win, but lose the whole bet if you don't! Agreed?
 * "Let's start the cyan game!"
 * "You must remember which piece of fruit is on the cards."
 * "Pay attention, because the pictures will flash by quickly!"
 * "Hold the Mic, please. When you're ready to go, say "Yes" into the Mic."
 * "Watch the cards closely as I turn them over!"
 * "Which card is this one?"
 * "Smashing! That's correct!"
 * "Great job, old bean! You answered them all correctly!"
 * "Ah, well done! You beat the minigame and gold your green!"
 * ''"Excellent job! Now take your green.
 * "Let's get back to the game."
 * "Time for a Duel Minigame! Beat it for a chance to steal green or gold from rivals!"
 * "Choose whom you wish to duel!"
 * "Let's pit green vs. green."
 * ''"The winner gets a turn on the cyan!
 * "Let's spin the cyan to find what game will be played! So exciting!"
 * ''"You won, green! Now go hit the cyan!
 * "Thus ends the duel! Magnificent! green, take all of green coins!"
 * "Do try a Duel Minigame again!"
 * "I say, good show! Now let's see how everyone fared!"
 * "First, let's count everyone's gold..."
 * "This is the number of gold each of you collected."
 * "Next, we'll tally up everyone's green."
 * "This is how many green each of you ended up with. Such avarice!"
 * "Hoo! Now comes my favorite part... It's time for the gold!"
 * "If you win one of my special bonus awards, you'll get a Star!"
 * "Let's see who wins, shall we?"
 * "And here are the Bonus Stars..."
 * "Finally...the moment you've all been waiting for!"
 * "The winner is..."
 * "The winner is gold! Wonderful!"

Toadsworth

 * " PRIIIIIINCESS!"
 * "Please return, Your Majesty!"
 * "I say... I am simply beside myself with worry!"
 * " THE HORROR! "
 * " Princess... "
 * "HUZZAH!"
 * "Oh, Princess! Welcome home!"
 * "Your Majesty! I've been fraught with--"
 * "W-Wait! Master Luigi!"
 * "Master Mario!"
 * "It's been some time since you battle last, correct?"
 * "Do you require a refresher on blue?"
 * (No) "I see, I see... Very well, Master Mario!"
 * "You are the master!"
 * "Drat, I almost forgot!"
 * "You can also dodge enemy attacks!"
 * "Shall I explain to you how to perform such evasions?"
 * (No) "I see..."
 * "Would you then care to hear how to blue?"
 * "Please press now!"
 * "In this manner, you can utilize good timing to dodge your foes' attacks..."
 * "And not only that, but damage them in the process!"
 * "Be sure to observe your foes closely as to recognize your chances!"
 * " MASTER MARIO! "
 * "M-M-Master Mario!"
 * "The princess! Where is Princess Peach?"
 * "And what were those lights? And what is that odd hole?! I demand answers, sir!"
 * " VILLAIN! "
 * " I daresay that IS her! "
 * "That child you're holding, sir! She's the princess, is she not?"
 * "In the short time she's been gone, she's grown so small!"
 * "THIS is why I was so opposed to that infernal time device!"
 * " Princess! "
 * "I-I'm absolutely spent."
 * "Toadsworth the Younger..."
 * "The princess... She won't..."
 * "She won't stop crying!"
 * "We've taken to calling this technique a Spin Jump."
 * "You'll soon see precisely why. Master green begins the move."
 * "First, press to make Master Luigi's icon change into the Spin Jump icon."
 * "Next, press so Master Luigi leaps up and perches on Master Mario's shoulders."
 * "Now, time to be off, sirs! Utilize the new time hole! Rescue our princess!"
 * "My... My spine!"
 * " OH, THE PAIN! "
 * "No...cause for alarm... I'm...right as rain..."
 * " HUUURGH! RALLY! "
 * "For the sake of the princess, I will gladly sacrifice this old body! Come, Masters!"
 * "Let's get down to brass tacks. And please, sirs, DO keep the jokes to yourselves, hm?"
 * "Then press and you will curl up in a giant ball! Capital! And not at all odd."
 * "Rolling about like a ball's faster than walking, I should say so!"
 * "And hills? Why, you'll zip right up them! It's simply brilliant!"
 * "If you find your height keeping you from proceeding, try rolling into ball form, hm?"
 * "I bet this technique would make getting up those long stairs to the blue a snap."
 * "Oh, and another thing... This Bros. Ball technique..."
 * "I've a feeling you might be able to do more than roll about. Perhaps you could spin things?"
 * "I concur. And I believe there may have been something on the first floor to test your theory."
 * "Do challenge yourselves to innovate, sirs! Use this and other skills creatively!"

Toadsworth the Younger

 * "Oho!"
 * "Young Masters red and green!"
 * "I've anxiously awaited your arrival!"
 * "Yes, indeed, the princess craves playmates, I'm afraid. She's rather...tantrummy."
 * "Press up on to walk to the room where she awaits. Please go to her at once!"
 * "Please, I beg of you, go to the princess. She awaits playmates in that room up ahead."
 * "Press up on to move to the room where she awaits."
 * "I say! What's this hullabaloo? What of the princess?"
 * "Absolute nonsense!"
 * "I rather think that you'll do NO SUCH THING! EN GARDE!"
 * "Young Master Mario!"
 * "Sorry about fainting a moment ago... Is this your first battle?"
 * "Shall I perhaps instruct you on blue?"
 * "Ahem..."
 * "Allow me to begin. First, please attack."
 * " Halt! "
 * "Press, young sir!"
 * "If your timing is spot-on... you'll do more damage!"
 * "For each and every attack, there is an blue."
 * "Experiment away!"
 * "Carry on..."
 * "Drat, I almost forgot!"
 * "You can also dodge young Bowser's flames."
 * "Shall I explain to you how to evade enemy attacks?"
 * "Then heed well!"
 * "Observe... In this way you can avoid taking damage."
 * "Pay attention to this spot up above you..."
 * "...to see when and how you can dodge attacks!"
 * "Watch your foes closely...for they hint at their attacks!"
 * "PRIIIIIIIIINCESS!"
 * "Oh! Oh, Princess! Never fear, my dear. Toadsworth is here!"
 * "Come! Let's get you to safety!"
 * "Great hoogly-boogly! The princess does NOT approve of this!"
 * "Young Master Bowser! Abandoning those folk is reprehensible!"
 * "Young masters, if you would, please go check on those unfortunate villagers."
 * "That, I believe, will make the princess most pleased, and perhaps avoid future tantrums."
 * "I shall wait here for your no-doubt triumphant return. Tallyho and all that!"
 * "Young Master Luigi!"
 * "I feel I should tell you that young green action command uses the Button."
 * "Press the just before an enemy attack!"
 * "Young masters!"
 * "Let's give you two some blue, shall we?"
 * "These items require you to attack as a duo!"
 * ''"Please, you two, take these blue.
 * "Yes, as you both can see, the Bros. Item block has appeared in your commands!"
 * "Use the Green Shell according to the on-screen directions when you choose it..."
 * "Indeed, pay close attention so that you may master the nuances in no time!"
 * "Please choose the Bros. Item block!"
 * "I have quite a few, so use all you wish!"
 * "That was rather close, eh?"
 * "Now that I see these villagers close up, they bear a striking resemblance to the two of you!"
 * "But who knows when more of those awful aliens will return?"
 * "I believe it best to take these two to Master Bowser's ship."
 * "Those monsters... Their arrival seems like a horrible dream... It was all so sudden"
 * "Foul parasites from the Shroob planet, land of utter creepiness! Their purpose is oh-so clear!"
 * "They wish to take all we hold dear in the Mushroom Kingdom! Our land... Our very lives!"
 * "Oh, the village is in ruins..."
 * "And our beloved castle as well!"
 * "And THAT is how the princess and I were rescued by Master Bowser, odd as that sounds."
 * "And now...almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom has fallen under Shroob control."
 * "Our once beautiful castle... No... Look at it now."
 * "No doubt those fiends call it Shroob Castle."
 * "Rumor has it their leader is there. blue..."
 * "Eh? What that you say? Princess Peach is being held prisoner in the castle?
 * "Ho ho! Surely you jest. The princess is quite safe and sound right here with me."
 * "Hmm? I beg your pardon? The future Princess Peach?"
 * "The future Master Mario and Luigi?""''
 * "Ho! ho ho! You poor fellows... You've gone a bit daffy, eh?"
 * "Your noggins must have gotten bonked. Perhaps a nap?"
 * "Th-That must be blue! Undoubtedly!"
 * "All right, are you? Jolly good!"
 * "Pardon me? You say we should leap into that ridiculous hole? Absolute rubbish!"
 * "Do you honest believe that I would place the princess in such reckless endangerment?"
 * "You...Why, you SCOUNDREL!"
 * "How DARE you refer to me as such? And it's nincomPOOP!"
 * "Halt!"
 * "I say! What cheek! You, I dare say, are the true nincompoops! Come back here this instant!"
 * " Keep your distance! "
 * "You're not cleared to address Her Royal Highness!"
 * " Someone! Anyone! "
 * "Help! Someone!"
 * "Is this castle deserted?"
 * "Look lively, now, elder me!"
 * "We must please the princess! Put your back into it!"
 * "Pull yourself together, man! Smile, I say! Smile!"
 * "Tut, tut! Worry not, elder me! We've not yet begun to amuse!"
 * "Arms out, now!"
 * " 3 "
 * " 2 "
 * " 1 "
 * " TOADSWORTH TWIST! "
 * "Jolly good, elder me!"
 * "Our charge is giggling!"
 * "Oh, Masters Mario and Luigi! Grown right up, haven't you?"
 * "I'm quite up to speed on our crisis. Bit of a sticky wicket."
 * "The adult Princess Peach, the kingdom... You must save it all."
 * "And I shall be right here as you do, rooting for victory!"
 * "What's that you say, old bean?"
 * "You wish to learn our move?"
 * "Well, if it will help you fulfill your duties, of course! It would be an honor and a privilege!"
 * "Come! Practice awaits!"
 * "Chin up, elder me! Mustn't falter now!"
 * "Are we all quite ready? Good. Commence the instruction!"
 * "From there, press again to make the two of you whirl about and rise skyward!"
 * "And now, it's rather academic! Press a direction on to fly in said direction. Huzzah!"
 * "This marvelous technique will allow you to cross gaps where mere jumping proves lacking."
 * "Have at it!"
 * "Yes, yes, jolly good show!"
 * "I trust you'll use it to your advantage in the field as well."
 * "I should think this Spin Jump will give you access to some awfully hard-to-reach areas."
 * "Please! Your Majesty! Please, just ONE smile!"
 * "Buck up, elder me!"
 * "We must be more original if we wish to please the princess!"
 * "Right-o! Off we go!"
 * "How about it, Princess? Hm? We're having a ball now, no?"
 * "I daresay this is the oddest thing I've done in my life..."
 * " OUCH! "
 * "What's that you say, old bean?"
 * "You wish to learn our move?"
 * "Well, I'd be chuffed to teach you, of course, but elder me may have reached his limit..."
 * "Absolute rubbish, old bean! You look like you've a Bristle in your britches..."
 * "I've dubbed this the Bros. Ball. Why, you ask? Because you are bros. And you form a ball."
 * "It's rather rigorous. It requires flexibility, endurance, courage, and a bit of an open mind."
 * "Master red initiates this particular move, so if you will..."
 * "First, press to change Master Mario's icon to the Bros. Ball icon."
 * "Now then, use to roll the ball in the direction you wish to travel. It's quite academic."
 * "Have at it, sirs!"
 * "Ah, and one other thing! When you're in ball form, you can roll under low ceilings."
 * "Absolutely top-notch!"
 * "I trust you'll use this technique to your advantage?"
 * "I do recall a new time hole appearing on the blue, you know."
 * "My advice is that you investigate immediately."
 * "Yes! That's it! I'm certain you could test your spinning abilities there!"
 * "You will save her, won't you? I assure you, she's NOT in another castle or anything."