User:Lord Bowser

'''Welcome to my profile. Leave now or suffer the wrath of this... clown guy... '''

I am a Goomba. Stomp me and I'll sue.

I love Paper Mario: Sticker Star and Super Paper Mario, and I'm pretty good at them, so if you need help with a certain puzzle, I'd be glad to help.

Other than Mario, I enjoy reading Harry Potter, the Percy Jackson series, and the Hunger Games. I also like playing games and apps on my Kindle.

About me
I love PMSS a lot. If you would ask me what was my favorite sticker, I'd say the Clone Jump because it's mighty powerful and it reminds me of SMB 3, (Goomba Shoe ftw :P) with the downside of being crazy expensive... (60 COINS?!? HIGHWAY ROBBERY!) My favorite item in SPM would probably be (inb4whatswrongwithyou) the Trial Stew; mmm, delicious hag vomit.

I will most likely be on daily, so if you want to talk to me, I'll be here.

Q&A

 * What's your favorite Mario game?
 * I'd probably say Super Mario World, because it was an amazing mixture of challenges, (two words; Special World) comedy, (I laughed for several minutes straight when I saw a castle blow up in Mario's face) and just plain bizarreness. (shouldn't a feather give you WINGS instead of a CAPE?)


 * Mario or Luigi?
 * Luigi. Nintendo REALLY has to give him more games. Also, he has an amazing story in SPM.


 * What's the hardest game in the Mario series?
 * The Lost Levels. I could just barely get by world 1, I'd imagine world 8 is pure hell.


 * Who's the best villain in the Mario series?
 * Dimentio by far. I actually was shocked at the ending of SPM. Plus he just looks cool and weird.


 * Who or what is the strangest boss in the Mario series?
 * King Croacus because he looks like some mutant weed-flower thing. He also strangely reminds me of what a Crazee Dayzee would look like... if it were run over. Plus having FOUR heads.. ay yay yay...


 * Princess Peach or Daisy?
 * Daisy cause she's not nearly as annoying as Peach, doesn't get kidnapped nearly as much, so presumably smarter, and she just looks better. (not that kind of way)


 * What's the best item in the Mario series?
 * G. O. O. M. B. A. S. S. H. O. E.

Tip of the Week
Never laugh at Super Dimentio for having a strange appearance because he could destroy your dimension.

Random song of the week (inspired by Tails777)
Swoon.exe

From Super Paper Mario 1j-C-qQQLGA

Love hurts, but it rarely explodes in your face.