User:Glowsquid

You saw it coming. (Or no?).

"How did you come this far?"

- The Original Vision of Ultimate Monsters

Uh, Why did you come here? Because here, there's not nice thing, there only not nice things that will completly melt your brain if you want to look at nice thing, go find one of the original Space invader arcade cabinet and be amazed at the graphical fest it was in the 80's. Whatever. I completly dunno why an innocent product of our society would take the smallest look at this crumbling mess of an userpage. but whatever. Here, you will discover a load of speling and gramatical errors, logicall falacies and my everyday hate-filled thought, Are you ready?

Bonne Lecture.

Intro
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

- George Santayana

We all have to begin with something, have we? Anyway, I've joined on February 13 2007, my first edit was on Talk: Baby Wario.

How I came here? I'm not too sure... I remmember seeing a link to here in Wikipedia Swanky Kong page and I came here. I didn't suscribe until a long time, thought. I was on the forum some times before on the wiki.

My history with Mario
My first Mario related Mario experience was Super Mario World. I remmember that I coul'dnt get to Yoshi the first time you got him, I was such a noob. After sme year as a braindead Sega/Microsoft fanboy. I evventually renewed with Mario by playing Super Mario Sunshine.

Like/dislike
Like:
 * Well written and long article.
 * Contributing user.
 * Cheese.

Dislike:
 * Oversocialysing. (I have no qualm with having a little chat from time to time, but some dude here push it a bit TOO far.)
 * User who come here just to chat and fill up the wiki with shoddy sprite comic.
 * SPAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * One sentence article.
 * "Creative" sub-header. (The one on Yoshi are neat, but the Donkey Kong one are retarded, "Monkey Love"? Gimme me a break.)

Kewl doode

 * 3d - He's tew KEWLNESS ALIVE!!111!! Gotta lay off the spam, thought, not healthy.
 * Aipom - Put me in his comic and helped a lot.
 * Xzelion - Too many things to list, let's just say he stole thing for this userpage.
 * Confused - (Insert lame joke about the guy being confused here.)
 * KPH2293 - Yet again another Yoshi Fan :D
 * Monty Mole - He think I should get blocked, whatever.
 * Paper Jorge - He helped a lot..
 * Porplemontage - A Big, obvious, D'UH! He created this place !.
 * Fg - He think I'm mean, but say I'm cool, does that make any kind of logical sence?:D
 * Max2 - We we're enemy, and time didn't change.
 * Sir Grodus - Helped a lot with the Donkey Kong related article.
 * Son of Suns - Invaluable to this wiki.
 * Ultimatetoad - Great user, but the sub-header he's putting on page are stupid.
 * YellowYoshi398 - Fellow Retro Sonic fan.
 * Wayoshi - The only mere mortal to have achieved bureaucrat rank, Gotta praise the activity. :)
 * Pokemon DP - Even thought he's a Pokemon Fan (never liked it), he has some quite awesome contributions.
 * Lanky kong - Great job on DK64 articles.
 * Dinosaur bob - Great edits, awesome name.
 * Knife - With a name llike that, you can't go wrong.

WHAT! I DIDN'T PUT YOU ON THIS OUTRAGEOUSLY BIG LIST! Then, you suck.

Random Thing

 * I actually think User:A Link To The Past is not the ultimate form of evilness.
 * I menaced leaving... thrice, and each times I returned. Stupid "one more edit" thing.

Non Nintendo character I like






Great videogame quote
"I'm the strongest.I'm only a small portion of the empire Bacterion!"

- Gofer

"I was born out from the greediness of mankind.While man exist, so will I..."

- Bacterion

"I'm the center of the universe.My will rule every little things of the universe."

- Gofer resurected

"My body will be broke into pieces and spread across the universe.And with every pieces,I will be reborn.Then you will regret having destroyed me, HA HA HA!"

- Gofer resurected

"I am just a small part of what was know as Venom.Pieces of me are scattered throughout the cosmos.Eventually, another will become sentient and exact retribution.You will never escape the shadow of fear.My hatred for your kind is eternal!"

- Venom

"It's not fair... We had twice ze flavor!"

- Brewmaster Glukkon

"We're screwed! Pant, I need pant!"

- Generic Slig

"WARNING THIS GAME IS FOR USE IN JAPAN ONLY. SALES, EXPORT OR OPERATION OUTSIDE THIS COUNTRY MAY BE CONSTRUED AS COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT AND IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. VIOLATOR AND SUBJECT TO SEVERE PENALTIES AND WILL BE PROSECUTEDT TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE JAM."

- Some screen

"Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!"

- End screen

"Congratulation !! A.D.2111 All bases of CATS were destroyed. It seems to be peaceful. but it is incorrect. CATS is still alive. ZIG-01 must fight against CATS again. and down with them completely ! Good luck."

- End sreen

"I alway wanted a thing called Tuna Sassimi."

- Tiat Young

"2042 A.D. A PHANTOM COMPANION STAR WHICH HAS SUDDENLY APPEARED ON THE JUPITER'S ORBIT AFFECTED THE ASTEROIDS, DROPPING A RAIN OF METEORITES TO THE EARTH.

AT THE SAME TIME, THE EARTHS' CIVILIZATION WAS AT A CRISIS OF BEING ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE BY RECEIVING THE INVASION OF FOREIGN INTELLIGENTAL LIVES.

IT WAS BELIEVED THAT THEY CAME FLYING FROM THE SKY AREA OF NEMESIS...

WARNING EARTH'S NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION 17TH MARCH, 2052

THEY HAD A SPECIAL ABILITY OF COMBINED WITH THE EARTH'S CIVILIZATION. THE EARTH'S MILITARY FORCE WAS DEFEATED BY THEIR OVERWHELMING BEAM ARMS.

THE BEAM WAS THE THING WHICH MADE GOOD USE OF ENERGY SCIENTISTS CALLED IT

AS 'NEWALONE'.

TOP SECRET EYES ONLY - COPY ONE OF ONE SPECIAL CLASSIFIED EXECUTIVE ORDER #033944 PROJECT METAL BLACK: A PERMANENT FREEZE

THE EARTH'S GOVERNMENT MADE A COMPROMISE CALLED PEACE. AND THE GOVERNMENT CONCEALED NEWLY PRODUCED MACHINES 'BLACK FLY' HAVING THE SAME ABILITY AS THEIR'S INTO DARKNESS.

THE EARTH DIED, AND IT WAS TO ENTER UPON SILENCE TIMES...

METAL BLACK"

- Intro Screen