List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!. They are listed by character.

Mario

 * "Hey paisanos! It's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" - Opening Credits
 * "Do the Mario!" - Closing Credits
 * ''"Don't worry, Princess! Luigi and me'll climb that mountain before you can say "Spaghetti and Meatballs"! -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"Okay, wait here! And if you become lunch for a polar bear, don't blame us! -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's raviolis smothered with honey" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!" - "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
 * "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "Not on my melted mozarrella! - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "She's not much, but she sure beats swimmin'!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
 * "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Then beat 'em!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
 * * singing* "Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak." - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "I just love food that's spicy!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "I always cry at wedding feasts!" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I hope the food's better than the furniture!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
 * "As we say in Brooklyn; Banzai!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!" - "The Unzappables"
 * "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!" - "The Mark of Zero"
 * "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!" - "The Mark of Zero"
 * "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "It's ugly, but it floats!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "What? Only one pizza?" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!" - "Plummers Academy"
 * "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
 * "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
 * "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "I guess someday, even Super Mario can't think of everything!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
 * "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!" - "Robo Koopa"

Luigi

 * "I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "P-polar bear? Lunch!?" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * (*sobs*) He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * ''"Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Me? B-b-but I can't swim across the moat! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
 * "Fellons? Yo, I never fell on nobody! I'm uh..." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "I've had it! I've had it, I've had it! I'm tired of Koopa chasing us from world to world! I wanna go home!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Guess we're stayin' in Mushroom Land." - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "I told him that he wants really yummy carpet to head for Koopa." - Mario's Magic Carpet
 * "So, what do we do now, Mr. Big Time Gambler?" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "I th-think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach." - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "That's what I call Shower Power!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire." - "Count Koopula"
 * "Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "You got 'em!" - "Koopenstein"
 * "You don't got 'em." - "Koopenstein"
 * "Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"! - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "Annette Funicello? Where?" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!" - "Time Out Luigi"
 * "The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "Better make that "The more for Mario"!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"''
 * "Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
 * "This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "I want my mommy!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming!"
 * "When our soldiers thaw out, we're gonna !" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "But I get seasick on a horse!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say dead?" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!" - "Quest for Pizza"
 * "Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta." - "Karate Koopa"
 * "Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "I'm a chicken of the sea!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!" - "Star Koopa"
 * "Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!" - "Robo Koopa"

King Koopa

 * "Koopa Pack, attack!" - Various episodes
 * "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" - Various episodes
 * "Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! {quickly} I want my feet licked." - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said: "Cheat, beat, and be merry!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Happy? Imposter! I never use the H word." - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Don't interrupt me, not while I'm boasting and gloating!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "One of the nice things about being evil is... you get to lie a lot. Ha ha." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
 * "Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "That goose is gonna smother you brothers!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
 * "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!" - "The Great BMX Race"
 * "You're breaking my heart, princess! Now, get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder! *laughs*" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate spaghetti! I hate Quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!" - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "Alright! Which one of you messed up? Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "Thank you, princess! You saved me all the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!" - "Jungle Fever"
 * "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!" - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Those annoying wrench-heads won’t ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas out of them!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * "Mouser! More marshmallows!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
 * ''"Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me! - "Count Koopula"
 * "Fire a warning shot! ... On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" - "Pirates of Koopa"''
 * "Listen up, you reptile retches! It's time to play 'Auction the Princess'! Do I hear one-thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me." - "Pirates of Koopa''
 * "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" - "Pirates of Koopa"''
 * "Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores, while I play!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "Stop, or I'll tell on you!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "I'll be back to get you! When I grow up!" - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
 * "Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
 * "I'm gonna turn these two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers." - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches! Gwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (playing flute)" - "The Pied Koopa"
 * "Mouser, this is not a nursery school! This is an evil castle!" - "The Pied Koopa"
 * "No one is that stupid!" - "Koopenstein"
 * "Oh, goody-goody! The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
 * "When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I'm always ready for sneaky badness!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "I love being rotten!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "You mean I can't destroy the island? I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
 * "You were hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd wing from wing!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"
 * "Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
 * "Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
 * "Pesky persnickety plumbers! I wish they'd never been invented!" - "20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"
 * "Mouser, if anything happens to the princess, I'll turn you into Swiss cheese!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"''
 * "Too late! His gorgeous self is here!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"''
 * "Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "'"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!"'' - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
 * "Ba humkoop!" - "Koopa Klaus"
 * "Plug your ears and watch your rears! We're goin' Bob-Omb bowlin'" - "The Unzappables"
 * "Let's stash this cash and dash!" - "The Unzappables"
 * "Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap." - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!" - "The Ten Koopmandments"
 * "You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits? Why am I cursed with such incompetents?!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
 * "It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "It's... it's... it's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * ''"And you're gonna spend the rest of your life digging for it! Hahahahaha!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "More! I want more! More!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sock Hop Land: Koopa, the Kool!" "Elvin Lives"
 * "Come back here! We got a date for the prom!" "Elvin Lives"
 * "No way, José! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got dual carbs! I got four on the floor!" "Elvin Lives"
 * "When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!" - "Plummers Academy"
 * "In just a few minutes, the bidding for Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa Kola!" - "Karate Koopa"
 * "Welcome aboard Air Albatoss. This is your Koopa speaking. This flight is non-stop 'til ya drop!" - "Mario of the Apes"
 * "We're gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks by letting me win a baseball game." - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "Now is plumber squashing time!" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate... OW! Why can't they pick on... OW! Someone their own size?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
 * "It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
 * "I want that ranger in danger! Now!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
 * "Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "Congratulations! You've won a five-hundred year all-expense paid trip to Club Koopatraz!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "This better be a bad dream, plumber, 'cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
 * "What the Koop are you talkin' about?" "Mario of the Deep"
 * ''"You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold here to bother Kooping about!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
 * "Fan-kooping-tastic, it worked!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
 * "I love Down Under Land! It's where Mario Bros. went down- and under!" - "Crocodile Mario"
 * "Go to Warp 10, Mouser!" "Star Koopa"
 * "If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong-do it yourself!" - "Star Koopa"
 * ''"I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine. Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! (fiddles on his control panel) Drat! Where is that 'destroy-you-miserable-little-meddlers' button!" - "Robo Koopa"
 * "The fun's not over yet! I've got Super-vision; Super-hearing; Super-strength; And yes, even... Super-toes!" - "Robo Koopa".
 * "If it isn't... Robo-Rooter!" - "Robo Koopa".

Toad

 * "Hey! Let me go!" -'"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "I'm warning you, I get airsick. Heeeelp!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "What're ya trying' to do, ya wacko bird, drown me?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Mommy? You're not my mommy!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "I can't be your little Cheepy, lady! I don't have wings! Look! No wings, no feathers. I'm just a mushroom that can't stand heights!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Flyin' lessons!? Are you outta your mind!?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "The least that featherbrain could've done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Hey! It's me! I mean, him! It's little Cheepy! The Birdo's real lost baby!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Oh no! I'm not going back up there! Never!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix his wagon!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "I'm no frog. I can't even swim." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "Bombs awaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
 * "What did you tell him?" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
 * "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "Looks like you guys saved the day again! Almost." - "Rolling Down the River"
 * "By the power of the shining star, I am the...Toad Warrior!"-Toad Warriors
 * "Hey, man, I’m the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I’m the Toad Warrior!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "Give me five. NO! Give me five bomb plants!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "Whoever slows down first, loses!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "Whoa! No more Toad Warrior!" (After turning back to normal) - "Toad Warriors"
 * "Y'all made it!" - "Toad Warriors"
 * "You blew that one, Koopa Stoopa!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
 * "Some Mushroom Retainer I turned out to be... I was so close! I couldn't save her..." - "The Trojan Koopa"
 * "Naughty turtle, you've been hittin' the sauce again, well, have some more!" - "Count Koopula"
 * "Let's make like eggs and SCRAMBLE!!!" - "Mario of the Deep"
 * "So much for hope." - "Stars in Their Eyes"
 * "Don't do it, Princess! Don't marry Koopa! I'd rather be a rock!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
 * "Koopa you stoopa! Watch it with the Bob-Ombs!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
 * "By order of his most royal repulsiveness, the reptile Sheriff of Koopingham! The castle road shall require a toll! In the amount of: One wagon full of gold coins!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

Princess Toadstool

 * "Oh no! Poor Toad! Bring him back you dimwitted Birdo!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "Look! The Birdo took Toad to the highest peak! Please, Mario! Toad saved my life a hundred times! We've got to save his!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
 * "(*Teary eyed*) Goodbye Mario, goodbye Luigi." (About to watch Mario and Luigi leave) - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "Mario! {Kisses him} Luigi! {Kisses him} You came back!" (After being rescued from Koopa and realizing that the brothers went back for her and Toad) - "Brooklyn Bound"
 * "(*sobs*) I always cry at weddings!" - "Mario and Joliet"
 * "What was that about pancakes and maple syrup?" - "Quest for Pizza"