List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey. For quotes from the original, see here.

Beef

 * "Health!"
 * "Get bouncy and smooth hair!"
 * "That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with..."
 * " Best Fitness Friends! "

Birdley

 * "FYI! FYI!"
 * "There's a conference on blorb prevention happening right now at Peach's Castle."
 * "All of the most important leaders have been invited."
 * "...Except for you of course. Hoo boy."

Bowser

 * "What now? I don't have time for this!"
 * "Pfft."
 * "Ah, Junior. Found a new toy, huh?"
 * "Kamek! Tell me you didn't work yourself into a frenzy over THAT."
 * "Son, I'm kind of in the middle of something..."
 * "What, what IS that?"
 * "Who did this to one of my Goombas?!"
 * "Hey, blorb! Watch where you're rolling! You're gonna mess up my decorative barrels!"
 * "Wait...this is your job, Kamek. Protect my barrels!"
 * "Hey! Nobody holds an important conference without Bowser!"
 * " GWAAARGH! "
 * "Hmm..."
 * "Kamek! Get your quivering hump over to Peach's Castle right away!"
 * "Rotten, lousy conference-planning jerks... They know how much I like a continental breakfast!"
 * "This is completely unforgivable."

Bowser Jr.

 * "Whoa!"
 * "Hey, Dad! Check it out!"
 * "Didn't you hear me? We go until I win ten times!"
 * " I need six more wins! "
 * "Alright, goombs! Bring it on!"
 * "I just need to keep crashing into them to win, right?"
 * "Like, just knock that guy in the back, yeah?"
 * "Pfft. It's almost too easy!"
 * "You ready for this?"
 * "I call that attack the Whomping Wallop. It really packs...something, doesn't it?"
 * "Boooom! How about that? Did ya like that?"
 * "Chalk one up for Junior! Let's do it again!"
 * "Now I just need seven more wins!"
 * "What's that, goombie? Less talk, more fight!"
 * "Bowser Jr. wins again!"
 * "Eight more and it's all over!"
 * "I could totally do a better job than those clowns..."
 * "I'm gonna get this done myself. Dad would love that!"
 * "Guys! Your plan is garbage. I have a better one!"
 * "Wait till I see what I've got in mind..."
 * "Mechakoopa! My precious!"
 * " Fly! Fly now! "

Captain Goomba

 * "Lord Junior... Must we keep at this?"
 * "My squad has of Goomba training to do. I don't wish to upset your father. Again."
 * "Oh...right. As you wish, milord."
 * "Wait... Why is the number going up instead of down?"
 * "Please... No more..."
 * "Lord Junior...I hate to bring this up, but your math seems to be off..."
 * "Sir, yes, sir! I have the minions in position, locked and loaded."
 * "SIR, YES, SIR!"

Dieter

 * "Your wish is our command, Lord Fawful."
 * "...Understood."
 * "And a personal enrichment system known as Perfect You!"
 * "Muscles that quiver like whippets!"
 * "That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with..."
 * " Best Fitness Friends! "

Fawful

 * "Oh, breakfast boy is having the cravings again! He is simple like butter sandwich."
 * "Great news I am hearing! And you will join me in the completion of this plan to its utmost completing!"
 * "Now where are the loud and muscle-having ones?"
 * "Dieter! Beef! Kaley!"
 * "Come and share in the chortles with Fawful!"
 * "Leave the capturing of Bowser to us!"
 * "Yes! Fawful's wishes are the gold coins in your tattered thrift-store pants!"
 * "You must never be forgetting about them!"

Goombas

 * "OK, Goomba Squad! Soooound off!"
 * "Present!"
 * "PRSHNT...URGHHHH..."
 * "Whoa!"
 * "Ulp!"
 * "Ohhhh...what's happening?"

Kaley

 * "Leave it to the Best Fitness Friends!"
 * "Hello? Is anyone here?"
 * "Hello, there! My name's Kaley. And...HOW FIT DO YOU FEEL?"
 * "Oh, it's your lucky day!"
 * "By virtue of simply being here, you have earned a FREE SEMINAR!"
 * "We're here to talk about..."
 * "Beauty!"
 * "Teeth that don't fall out!"
 * "That's right, you can have all of these and more when you sign up with..."
 * " Best Fitness Friends! "
 * "We even brought samples!"
 * "Or BFF for short! Heehee!"
 * "Aww, I'm sorry to hear you don't have time for personal fitness. I guess we'll be on our way!"
 * "My goodness! I'm glad you reconsidered our products."
 * "Now, for a case like this... I'd recommend..."
 * " Skeletone Formula :D! "
 * " Yowza! "
 * "You see! Skeletone Formula :D! It's the only product on the market that actually tones your skeleton!"
 * "Oh, well I'd be extremely grateful for the business..."
 * "...if I had any more Skeletone to sell you."
 * "I'm afraid that I only brought a trial sized portion with me today."
 * "Now, now! There's no need to get upset."
 * "After all I can sell you something much better than the product itself."
 * "I can sell you the recipe!"

Kamek

 * "Lord Bowser!"
 * "There's a large ball of trouble rolling our way. I'm freaking out!"
 * ''"Oh, I'm too late...
 * "It's headed straight for you, milord!"
 * "...Would we call it a frenzy?"
 * "All right, I'm working on a theory..."
 * "That overlarge Goomba may have been afflicted with a condition known as, 'the blorbs.'"
 * "But, Master..."
 * "No one knows what causes the blorbs or how to remedy the condition."
 * "Yes, Your Robustness..."
 * "I'll see if there have been any developments in de-blorbing..."

Koopa Troop

 * "Oh no!"
 * "The cannon seems to be jammed. Gadzooks! It's filled with Goombas!"
 * "OWWW!"
 * "Nooooooo! The Goombas knocked over the Whomps like dominoes. Oh, the Goomanity!"
 * "Ahhh! We're gonna get crushed!"

Larry Koopa

 * "Oh...great."

Lemmy Koopa

 * "I'll just, uh...stay here, I guess. You know, hold down the fort."
 * "What's that all about? Were you gonna fill us in?"

Ludwig von Koopa

 * "Great work getting the recipe for Skeletone Formula :D, Roy."
 * "So, we need something called a 'Giga-carrot,' an 'Omega-onion', and some 'Ever Ice.'"
 * "With those ingredients in hand, we can cure the blorbs!"
 * "I've heard of the Giga-Carrot. It's supposed to be in Dimble Wood. Let's go check it out!"
 * "Yeah..."
 * "*sigh* Don't worry, everyone. I got this. Hey! Captain Goomba!"
 * "Are your troops ready?"
 * "Excellent. You may go."
 * "Give Lord Junior a true test..."
 * "In times like these, we can't leave things to chance."
 * "I've simply arranged for Lord Junior to learn a few lessons."
 * "After all, we wouldn't want him to get hurt, would we?"
 * "Well, in real battles, he'll have to learn."

Midbus

 * "Lord Fawful...the plan is in motion."

Morton Koopa Jr.

 * "MORTON GUARD LORD JUNIOR."

Roy Koopa

 * "Well, it wasn't easy, but I crammed 'em into a broom closet."
 * "Had no idea we had so many brooms!"
 * "If the blorbs keep spreading, something's gonna give. Either the brooms or the blorbs!"
 * "I hate sweepin'."
 * "And there HE goes again, not sweepin' a dang thing!"
 * "That punk will eventually be our boss!"
 * "Hmph. Yeah, I do..."
 * "Who are you? Castle-to-castle sales...things?"
 * "Man, Bowser will let ANYONE in here..."
 * " Go away. "
 * "We're up to our eyeballs in blorbed Goombas! We don't have time for this sales pitch."
 * "Hey! Sales...things. Come back for a second!"
 * "Yeah, uh, we'll take it."
 * "Go ahead and hand over everything you've got."
 * "What?! Why would you do that? Aren't you trying to sell the stuff?"
 * " Get outta here! "
 * "That's what they said. Too bad it all sounds like nonsense to me."
 * "If you manage to teach that kid something, you'll be the first!"

Shy Guys

 * "Heave! Ho!"
 * "Whoa!"

Wendy O. Koopa

 * "All right, what did you do with all those blorbed Goombas?"
 * "Right. And to think, he's just goofing off with those Goombas during an emergency."
 * "And when it's been so dusty around here!"
 * "Yeah, but for now we still report to Bowser. Do you remember what he said the other day?"
 * "Best Fitness Friends, huh?"
 * "Hold on just a second, Roy..."
 * "I know it's crazy, but... What if their products DO have an effect on the blorbs?"
 * "Amazing!"