List of Donkey Kong 64 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Donkey Kong 64.

Army Dillo

 * "I-I'm sorry, master, he was too quick for me. B-but I'll get him next time..."

Candy Kong

 * "For just 3 coins, I'll let you play with my instrument anytime you want."

Cranky Kong

 * "Well, if it isn't my good-for-nothin' son..."
 * "I'm not letting you have another potion yet. Come see me in the next level."
 * "Even I could run faster than you, Lanky. Even while carrying K. Rool on my back!"
 * "You won't get much further without it, so I suggest you pay up."
 * "That's all the potions you're getting from me, Now scram and leave me in peace!"
 * "Hmmph! You'll be back soon, begging me for that potion. Get out of my cabin before I kick your ungrateful butt."

Dogadon

 * "Oh, it was awful master. Those horrible Kongs threw barrels at me that went bang. Knocked me into the lava, they did. And I've singed both my wings."
 * "Then one of them got really big and punched me in the face! Look at my poor old nose! I want to go and lie down now. I'm not feeling well at all..."

Donkey Kong

 * "What did Cranky mean about training? Donkey's confused..."
 * "Okay, Donkey will help K. Lumsy!"
 * "OK!"

Funky Kong

 * "Gimme some slack, Donkey-dude! I'm all cleaned out!"
 * "Lookin' low, Donkey-dude. Here, lemme max at your ammo!"

K. Lumsy

 * "Boo hoo hoo... Oh, Hi."
 * "My name's K. Lumsy, and i've been locked in here because I wouldn't smash up some little island."
 * "But how could I?"
 * "Such a lovely little island, full of cute monkeys - so I said no."
 * "Sniff... K. Rool says I'm too soft to be a Kremling and I'm to stay in here until I've toughened up."
 * "Sob... I'll do anything to be free again..."
 * "Hey, little monkey. Perphaps you could help poor old K. Lumsy escape?"
 * "Go on, I'll be your bestest friend..."
 * "Oh, K. Lumsy so happy now!"
 * "But K. Rool has taken the keys to this cage and given them to the biggest and most soldiers in his army."
 * "If you manage to get hold of any keys. Please bring them back to opem may locks."
 * "Don't tell K. Rool, though - this has to be our little secret!"

Story Intro

 * "I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more!"
 * "I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes."
 * "I hope for your sake, you're right this time."
 * "While you'll be busy looking for your precious golden bananas and flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my lizard flavored surprise!"

Jungle intro

 * "Let's see how that fool Donkey Kong is progressing, shall we?"
 * "That's right, my scaly friend, the ape hasn't even got his first banana yet!"
 * "W-what! How did he do that?!" (Jungle intro)
 * "Very good, Donkey, buy you'll ned more than brute strength to stop me this time!"

Aztec intro

 * "That meddlesome monkey should be burnt to a crisp by now. Where's that Armadillo?!"
 * "Imbecile! I don't like failure - do you know what happens to failures?"
 * "I've waited too long for this."
 * "I won't let those flea-bitten monkeys ruin my plans this time."

Galleon intro

 * "I underestimated those Kongs. Their progress is unexpected."
 * "Chief technician!"
 * "I trust the Blast-O-Matic will soon be ready to br activated."
 * "Guards! Make sure no one leaves until my machine is ready!"

Forest intro

 * "Time to see what those furry freaks are up to"
 * "Huh? Not a Kong in sight. Where are They?"
 * "W-who was that!"
 * "I'm surrounded by fools..."

Caves intro

 * "Those stubborn apes don't know when they're beat."
 * "But even they will have to admit defeat after they've tangled with my fiery little pet."
 * "Nothing can stop me now. Their island is doomed!"
 * "Ah, there you are. I trust the kongs have been dealt with?"

Castle intro

 * "Fatso, is it? I'd choose my last words more carefully if I were you."
 * "Any last requests?"
 * "I think not."

Enter hideout

 * "It's the Kongs! Wake up, you fools, and activate the machine!"
 * "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
 * "No! The time has come. Goodbye, DK Isles!"

Gameplay Quotes

 * "Yeah! Thank you!"
 * "Come on!"

Klump

 * "No!"

Kroc

 * "GET OUT!"

Llama

 * "Listen to me! The key to my freedom lies in the clouds."
 * "Oh, thank you!"
 * "All I've got is this old banana - take it - I'm off for home!"

Snide

 * "Greetings!"
 * "Snide's my name, revenge is my game!"
 * "Did you know K. Rool's been working on his Blast-O-Matic machine and intends to destroy to your island?"
 * "I was the chief technician on the project, but that double-crossing lizard kicked me off his team because he didn't trust me."
 * "I'll try to help you stop K. Rool's machine, but to you'll need to find me some of my original blueprints."
 * "I believe they were given to some of the King's toughest cronies, so be carefull."
 * "For every blueprint you return, I'll give you one of those Golden Bananas K. Rool stole from your hoard."
 * "No blueprint, no banana."
 * "You never know, the might just buy you some valuable time."
 * "That's the deal, Kong."
 * "Ah splendid, Kong. I see you have my first blueprint."
 * "Here's one Golden Banana in return."
 * "This isn't a joke, Kong! I NEED those blueprints, and so do you!"
 * "That's wat we need, Kong. Antoner Golden Banana for you."
 * "Here's the deal, Kong."
 * "The blueprints you found have allowed me to block the Blast-O-Matic's firing sequence for 10/20/30/40/50 minutes."
 * "You must locate and decative the machine in the main cavern."
 * "Hurry, or you won't have an island to go back to!"

Tiny Kong

 * "Sorry, guys, I'm afraid they got me too..."
 * "I'm off to the Tag Barrel- Ready to kick some reptile butt!"

Wrinkly Kong

 * "Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong."
 * "My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles."
 * "I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rouge K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas."
 * "You can come and see me wherever you see my face."
 * "Don't be shy now, dearies."
 * "Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door in Jungle Japes)
 * "X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door in Jungle Japes)
 * "Free the Llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden suprises." (Red door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door in Angry Aztec)
 * "Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life." (Yellow door in Frantic Factory)
 * "Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door in Frantic Factory)
 * "Lanky's Orangstand will get Chunky standing back on solid ground." (Blue door in Frantic Factory)
 * "Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box." (Purple door in Frantic Factory)
 * "Test the strength of K. Rool gates with Chunky's Primate Punch." (Green door in Frantic Factory)
 * "After releasing the seal, you'll find him waiting for DK over by Candy." (Yellow door in Gloomy Galleon)
 * "When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!" (Red door in Gloomy Galleon)
 * "Jump through the star with Enguard and the treasure trove opens!" (Blue door in Gloomy Galleon)
 * "Dive down to the submarine near Funky and see if Tiny can find a way inside." (Purple door in Gloomy Galleon)
 * "Chunky doesn't need a keey to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab." (Green door in Gloomy Galleon)
 * "21132 is a number that DK might find useful." (Yellow door in Fungi Forest)
 * "Take an aerial trip to the top of the giant mushroom with Diddy." (Red door in Fungi Forest)
 * "The banana colors will give Lanky a clue in one of his rooms at the top of the giant mushroom." (Blue door in Fungi Forest)
 * "Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark." (Purple door in Fungi Forest)
 * "Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!." (Green door in Fungi Forest)
 * "Match the pictures with DK in his cabin near Candy." (Yellow door in Crystal Caves)
 * "If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed." (Red door in Crystal Caves)
 * "Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle." (Blue door in Crystal Caves)
 * "Tiny will need the Monkeyport before she can get the banana under the igloo." (Purple door in Crystal Caves)
 * "Chunky will have a smashing time with the ice walls." (Green door in Crystal Caves)
 * "Pull the levers bottom left, top right, and top left in reverse order to open the way for DK." (Yellow door in Creepy Castle)
 * "Exorcise the ballroom, then light the candles with Diddy." (Red door in Creepy Castle)
 * "Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower." (Blue door in Creepy Castle)
 * "Get Tiny inside the ballroom then Monkeyport into the museum." (Purple door in Creepy Castle)
 * "If all else fails, get Chucky to punch it." (Green door in Creepy Castle)