User:Ray Trace





 Status: '''WARIO TRIED TO ENTER MY AREA AGAIN!! 6.9 Earthquake in Baja California. I still felt it. It's scary.'''

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''Baby Luigi KNOWS who's looking on my userpage!! It's very creepy, isn't it?

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(if you want to learn about me, just scroll all the way down 'til you see "My Brief Description"

(Nice, now there's this ugly gif of Wario running to the right for the rest of this page. He'll never make it, no matter how fast he runs. I HATE YOU, WARIO, FOR DOING THIS TO MY SWEET USERPAGE!!!)

NOTE: If there's something wrong with my userpage, you better let me know on my talkpage before you take action. If you don't I will get very mad (I do have a temper hard to control).

One day, Wario was walking and we may never know why he was walking because all stories start like that, so give me a story where it doesn't start like that ok we're getting off topic. Wario screamed YAHOE for no apparent reason and suddenly, a robot came and gave a HOOOO. Donkey Kong was Wario's best friend because they're both pretty fat. Samus, the robot, Wario and Donkey Kong was standing there until they saw Baby Mario there. He said, you must be pooped out! Wario said Yahoe. Samus said you idiot, you know you poop. Have you ever heard of Baby Mario poops? But unfortunately, Samus is a robot and robots can't say YOU IDIOT or stuff like that.

Anyway, a Mario who wore green and was left-handed set Baby Luigi on fire. A platidunous person screams I AM PLATIDUDONOUS but a pie made out of mushroom was sitting there and said of course you are platidunous. Fawful came in the scene and said I HAVE FURY and wrote the number 65 in the sand. Then, a marking of a number, 2257 appeared on the pillar and the pooping Baby Mario said, "You guys are overreacting, numbers dont simpley appear."

So we are forgetting about Samus, Wario, and Donkey Kong? Nooo. Baby Luigi ran around and bumped into a discolored Bowser, named Steve and said I HAD ENOUGH!! Let's settle this!!

And here we are, with Mario Wiki.

My Brief Description

 * is my twin sister.
 * I'm female and I've been here for quite some time.
 * I get angered VERY EASILY (but I love vandalism, because sending out warnings is AWESOME!! It gives action, I guess.)
 * I think Samus is a robot.
 * I'm athiest
 * I think Baby Mario is the manliest character out of all characters that ever existed.
 * I believe I'm a Baby Luigi fangirl, but how many of them are around?
 * I use my left hand to write, but use right arm to dribble a ball or throw it (and I use my right foot to kick a ball)
 * I love to draw. I've been drawing Mario ever since I can remember.
 * I loved Baby Luigi ever since his playbable inclusion in Mario Kart Double Dash. But it's very recent. Mario Kart Double Dash came in 2003, and I loved Baby Luigi since I was in 6th grade, which was in 2006/2007 era. Before being a fanatic about Baby Luigi, I was a fanatic about Luigi.
 * I think FPS are the most overrated pile of crud, but that's all I can say, because I never played the game.
 * I don't hate Wario; he's just very fun to make fun of.
 * I love birds. My favorite is the Mimus polyglottos, which is a Northern Mockingbird.
 * I love jazz and video game music and I dislike Rock and Roll, Pop, Heavy Metal, or most songs with lyrics.
 * I'm ABSOLUTELY against swearing of any kind. This includes the abbreviated forms of Ship high in transit and First under consent king. I think they are the lowest forms of speaking or anything.
 * I love Spore, because you can create a creature, building, or vehicle very similar to any character you can imagine.
 * I believe Nintendo gives too much attention to Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Yoshi, etc. I would like Daisy, Waluigi, the baby, etc., to have a main role in the game, without characters those characters that have too many attention. Originality.
 * I believe in what Sakurai thought about having no creativity in games, but only sometimes. How can you prove Sakurai said that? Look at Kirby Air Ride. It's a whole lot different from any racing games I know.
 * I am NOT exicted for Super Mario Galaxy 2. It's basically the same game as the first, except unoriginal and YOSHI (blegh)!!
 * I believe the Mario Party series shouldn't die. They're games, made for torturing Wario and taking funny pictures of him getting tortured.
 * I like animals more than humans, because we are so dang overpopulated.
 * I'm very knowledgeable about nature and science. On my 8th grade CA standard test, I scored a perfect 600/600.
 * I believe Kamek is just another Magikoopa, with a name. He shouldn't deserve so much attention. He even LOOKS the same.
 * My vision on both eyes is currently below -200. And I wear contacts recently.
 * Coca cola is the best tasting beverage ever, even though it's diluted HFCS and other chemicals!!
 * I AAAAMMMM RAANNNDOOMMM!!!!!!
 * I believe the Koopaling fights are one of the most BORING fights ever.
 * I'm German/French/Chinese/American, to be exact. But the only language I speak fluently in is English (I'm learning Chinese).
 * I'm actually related to the man who built the Statue of Liberty (he's a cousin in my family tree). Talk about bragging rights.

Oh, and if you decided to become friends with me, here's my userbox and please let me know on my talk page. Credit goes to Mamic the Hedgehog from the Spriter's Resource.

My userbox:

Well, I'm also found in this wiki. I may not be as active as often these days because this wiki does need help and I'll be over there. I do have a different username, but it also has something to do with Baby Luigi!

(There's nothing much to do on that Wikia, but I will edit when I feel like it. I don't like being inactive over there too)
 * Kirby Wiki

What am I Doing in the Mario Wiki?
Well, I finally found out what I can do!! I can add detail up to 1-2 inch long paragraph describing things, like the courses in Mario Kart. I fix formatting and stuff these days and I do occasionally catch grammar errors. Otherwise, I just care about heavily expanding the article. The ones below are examples of such. I'm still great at catching grammar errors.

I'm doing the best I can, so don't panic if I make a misatke, because I am a klutz. No really. I am. And my paragraphs I wrote up aren't perfect either. Someone else needs to revise that besides me.

Goals

 * Complete all courses in the Mario Kart series (not the Arcade GP, never played that)
 * Complete bestiary for all Mario & Luigi games.
 * Help the Mario Kart PipeProject
 * Help with all the common items in the Mario series
 * Help with Mario Kart items
 * Help other Users complete stuff

Check this out!
Articles I severely edited (I added at least 1,000-2,000 bytes to these articles)
 * Egg
 * A mushy room
 * Snell
 * Red Shell
 * Pario Marty Catre
 * Pario Marty Sees
 * 1-up Mushroom
 * Coin
 * Star
 * Fire Fleur
 * ? Block
 * Item Box
 * Fake Item Box
 * Moconut Call
 * Gushroom Morge
 * Toad's Factroy
 * Moo Moo Meadows
 * DK's Snowboard Cross
 * Gold Mine
 * Coopa Kape
 * Taple Mreeway
 * Vumble Grolcano
 * Dry Dry Ruins (stupid Paper Mario place with the same name :
 * Peach Beach
 * Dry Dry Desert
 * Wally the Waluigi's Stadium
 * Daisy's Druiser
 * Cushroom Mity
 * Boo Lake
 * Colosseum (formely called "Wario Colosseum")

Articles I moderately edited (some can be heavy, but I don't consider them too heavy)
 * Poison Champignon
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
 * Red Coin (this coincidental but I added 1337 bytes to this article!)
 * Prisoner of War Block
 * Hoonview Mighway
 * Caisy Dircuit
 * Cuigi Mircuit (will add more soon)
 * Cario Mircuit (will add more soon)
 * Bowser Castle (will add more soon)
 * A road that's rainbow (will add more soon)
 * Mario and Luigi: Partners in Crime
 * Mario and Luigi: Mario's Inside Story

Articles I corrected its horrifying grammar errors
 * Dario Dart Mouble Kash!!
 * Wario Mart Kii

Articles I started
 * Most of the glitches sub-articles

(Images I uploaded for mainspace are on the bottom now; because this sucky lollipop overlapping of my userbox tower and a gallery is more visually appealing than a dumb, old list.)

Go check them out sometime, and see the difference? Yeaahhhhh...especially the severely edited ones.

Sub-Pages
I mean NECCESSARY sub-pages, such as welcome templates or test or stuff like that.


 * User:BabyLuigiOnFire/Welcome

Useless, But Interesting "Facts" About Wario
Let's talk about Wario here. Well, you know he's a fat, greedy guy who does some heoric actions now and then. I have no obsession for Wario, but I always wondered about Wario and his deep, dark secrets. All of these "facts" are made up.


 * 1) Instead of Medusa turning Wario into stone, Wario turns Medusa into fat
 * 2) If Wario set foot on Earth, he would destroy it. In the Mario world, the physics are different, so they do not apply.
 * 3) Wario can rip the barrier in time and space.
 * 4) Black holes do not suck Wario in. Wario instead sucks the black holes in.
 * 5) In zero-gravity, Wario would still act like there is gravity.
 * 6) How did Wario got born? Well, remember how Luigi used to look like Mario? Well, that's the result. Wario leap out of Luigi's fat
 * 7) Wario used solid cholesterol instead of metal or steel.
 * 8) Reason why Wario knocks everyone away in Mario Kart? His karts are made of fat and they act a lot like rubber.
 * 9) Wario can create earthquakes as large as 10.0 in Earth. In Mushroom world? Nothing.
 * 10) Do you know what causes super novas and nebulae? Blame it on Wario; it's his fart.
 * 11) Do you know how Wario got all of that money? First, he teams up with Waluigi and they choose a house. Since Waluigi is so thin, he can just squeeze through doors. Wario can fart at suspects and knock them out. Money locked in a safe? No problem for Waluigi, considering his thinness. No one ever catches these two.
 * 12) Can Wario survive in a wildfire? It depends on how fast he gets out of it before he turns into bacon.
 * 13) Wario's body composition is 100% fat, nothing else.
 * 14) Another reason how Wario is rich because his fat sheds money.
 * 15) How long can Wario go without food? For an eternity.
 * 16) Wario eats way more than Yoshi
 * 17) No matter how sturdy or strong the weight-scale is, Wario will always break it
 * 18) Wario's brain is basically made out of pure fat.
 * 19) Fat isn't heavier than muscle, but Wario still sinks anyway.
 * 20) Wario's fart bubbles underwater provide air for him; that's why he can survive underwater without being drowned.
 * 21) Wario smells so bad, if he stood on the other end of the world you are standing in, you can smell him.
 * 22) Birds cannot smell at all. But they can smell Wario.
 * 23) When was the last time Wario took a bath? When the Earth's born. (Wario can live forever 'cause old fat gets replaced by new fat being produced)
 * 24) Wario's butt is so big, it can cover up the state of Wyoming EASILY.
 * 25) Wario smells so bad, flies die near him. With the maggots.
 * 26) Wario got his nose shape by shoving a garlic up his nose.
 * 27) Wario's nose is pink because the garlic shoved up his nose stretches the blood vessels. The heart has to work harder and more blood gets sent to the region of Wario's nose.
 * 28) Wario's clothes were originally white. Why they turned yellow? Well, you know.
 * 29) Wario doesn't have hair on his head. That's his poop.
 * 30) How does Wario even walk with those stubby legs? He doesn't, he rolls.
 * 31) Why does Wario smile all the time? He either lacks lips or his face is stuck like that.
 * 32) Why are Wario's teeth white? Turns out they aren't teeth; Wario's teeth rotted. What are they? Solid cholesterol.
 * 33) The reason you don't see Wario's parents when Wario was born because they died at the sight of him.
 * 34) Wario weighed exactly 49,673,234,454.38954937958347985345435098509450438504 pounds at birth.
 * 35) Everyone is about 75% water. Wario, nah. Water makes up for less than 0.1% of his body.
 * 36) When Wario's butt farts, it sings. And it wins 1st place all the time in Mushroom Idol. Why? It kills all the judges.
 * 37) Wario's invincible in several Wario games because enemies cannot stand his appearance and thus cannot touch him (I mean hurt him).
 * 38) The reason why America's so obese is because Wario is the American's role model (hey, I'm an American!)
 * 39) Bowser really wants to go take over Sarasaland, but Wario's there, and everyone died, so he was forced to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. That's why Daisy is here.
 * 40) Wario forced Luigi to wear a dress, and then everyone laughed at Luigi.
 * 41) Wario created the Princess Luigi glitch in Super Smash Bros Brawl.
 * 42) You know why you're bathroom smells bad?? Because Wario was there.
 * 43) In Super Mario 64 DS, Bowser sided with Mario to kill Wario and his butt.
 * 44) In the Subspace Embassy, it is everyone vs Tabuu and Wario.
 * 45) Recently, Wario grew one googolplex tons.
 * 46) On Earth, wars stopped so everyone can fight Wario.
 * 47) Wario's butt is alive and has a mind of its own.
 * 48) Who will win in the 100 meter dash, Wario or a snail. The snail will win.
 * 49) You can smell Wario's fart from infinity miles away.
 * 50) Sega decided to make Wario instead of Dr. Eggman the enemy of Sonic.
 * 51) Did you ever see the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games Intro?? Wario got confused by the snow.
 * 52) Don't ever let Wario borrow your stuff. He will eat it all up.
 * 53) Worms can't see. But worms can see Wario. They crawl away at the sight of Wario.
 * 54) Wario was the combination of Mario and an upside down M.
 * 55) Fawful sided with Bowser, Mario, Conker, Aniken Skywalker, and Sonic the hedgehog to kill Wario.
 * 56) Scientists haven't gave Wario a scientific name because he is too fat and smelly.
 * 57) Wario is so fat, a space ship could see him CLEARLY from space.
 * 58) Wario is so fat, not even XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL clothes can fit him.
 * 59) Wario's pee can dissolve Hydrochloric Acid.
 * 60) Wario never dies of a heart attack because his arteries aren't made of muscle; they are made of LDL cholesterol. Which means the more LDL he has, the better for his arteries.
 * 61) Wario is so fat that if someone tries to shoot Wario, the bullet will bounce off of Wario's fat and hit the shooter.
 * 62) Wario is so smelly, he makes a lush rainforest transform to a wasteland filled with wilted plants from miles around him.
 * 63) Wario is heavy, the aliens cannot abduct Wario. Why would they anyway?
 * 64) Wario's blood is actually liquid lard stained red.
 * 65) Wario is so smelly, he makes the paint peel off the walls.
 * 66) Wario's poop is not radioactive. It's super-ultra-megalicious-radioactive. If anyone gets a whiff of it, he/she will dissolve from radiation. That's why we never see Wario poop.
 * 67) Wario is so ugly and stupid, scientists don't even consider him the same species as humans.
 * 68) Wario is so fat, even the car-crusher thing will break.
 * 69) Wario does not have a voice. It's actually his own snot that got shoved down his throat vibrating from Wario's bad breath.
 * 70) Consuming olive oil or other healthy fats will make Wario die.
 * 71) Wario has kidney failure. However, if a kidney gets transplanted into Wario's body, the kidney will explode because of Wario's corrosive urine.
 * 72) Wario had heart failure so Waluigi gave a (girly-pink) pacemaker made out of partially hydrogenated interesterified fat.
 * 73) Wario's IQ is -1000.
 * 74) Wario's EQ is also -1000.
 * 75) The reason why the US is in a economic crisis is because of Wario's dumbness.
 * 76) People aren't allowed to call other people names. But they can call Wario names. (Note that Wario isn't technically a person. Neither is Waluigi. Luigi, it depends on which ones are you talking about. The real people or the intelligent being who killed King Boo.)
 * 77) Wario would win in a farting contest with the Gods of Mount Olympus.
 * 78) I can't believe that enemies will go near Wario in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS.
 * 79) Wario always ends up twelfth in Mario Kart Wii.
 * 80) The Wario in the Warioware Series is a different one. That one is humiliated to be named after this fat dumb "ass". He really wants to be renamed Bob but stupid Nintendo won't let him. (Note that the one in the WarioWare series weighs 290 pounds, and the one in the Mario Series weighs God knows how much.)
 * 81) I can't believe that Wario is a featured article.
 * 82) Chuck Norris sucks. But Chuck Norris is better than Wario.
 * 83) isn't Wario.
 * 84) Wario has more matter in him than anything else combined (that includes the rest of the universe)
 * 85) You know when you drive a kart, carbon monoxide belches out of its tailpipes? For Wario, that's his fart, actually.
 * 86) Regions that were sat by Wario are more lifeless than the Dead Sea.
 * 87) Wario's rear smells so bad, even the molecules avoid trying to come in contact with Wario's butt.
 * 88) The 'W' on Wario's cap is supposed to be a very image of Wario's butt, all spiky.

That's all I have for now. Maybe I can update when I continue digging dirt on Wario!

(thanks, LeftyGreenMario and Red Shell 68066vr!)

(And, I'm not responsible for my userbox tower screwing everything up. RAP did it)

Waluigi's Questions

 * Do you like Barbie?
 * Do you regularly play with Barbie dolls?
 * Is pink your favorite color?
 * Would you like to "sweem" one day?
 * Is Wall-uigi a horrible pun?
 * Did you ever get a good dream involving unicorns and rainbows?
 * Do you want to meet a unicorn?
 * Would you ever think of sliding down a rainbow?
 * Do you think I'm cool?
 * Do you want to dance?
 * Do you speak in 3rd person like I do?
 * Do you like being underdeveloped like I?
 * Do you like the clothing department of Coconut Mall?
 * Do you wear make-up? Use lipstick?
 * Why do I ask so many questions?

Toad's Table
"My favorite song? Always Smiling!"

- Toad

This is all about Toad. Toad isn't very much liked maybe because he kept failing to protect the princess from disaster! This is just like the Wario section; it's just basically useless, but interesting information on Toad, the Terrible. Toad, the Tormentor. Anyway, here we go!

1. How old is Toad? Toad is only a baby.

2. Where did Toad's ears and nose go? The answer is this: plastic surgery. Toad thought removing his nose and his ears would make him look better.

3. Wait, if Toad's a baby, what about Toadsworth? Premature aging, that's what.

4. What ever happened to Toad's legs? How can he walk? Plastic surgery prevails again!

5. Due to Toad being a baby, all of his cars are feet powered. It may look like he's driving, but this is all just a magic trick that looks like he's driving. The less mass, the faster it is.

6. You know all of the Toads in Mushroom Kingdom? Actually, each Toad uses budding to reproduce. Since it's asexual reproduction, there is no need for a mate.

7. If there's no need for a mate, why is Toadette there? I guess Toads are pretty fond of plastic surgery!

8. Why does Toad's voice change from Mario Kart 64 to Mario Party 4? Well, apparently, his voice got cheese grated in a car accident. Don't ask me how he even got that accident or how he got his throat grated.

9. Toad smiles all the time because he smiled so much, his face stuck.

Toad Quick Facts
Species: I am a Humanoid Fungus! And I evolved from Mushrooms! It feels so good being the dominant specimen in Mushroom Kingdom

Most Notable Quote: Help us! (And I still smile.)

Hobby: Can't you see that I absolutely LOVE to smile????

Favorite Food: I love mushroom soup!! But that would be cannibalism, wouldn't it?

Favorite Sport: I like Baseball 'cause I smile all the time there!!

Favorite Color: Red!! Duh!

Favorite Character: Toadette makes me smile even more than ever!

Other stuff: Nothing makes me SAD!! I am a very happy person!!

Baby Mario's Joke Room
This is Baby Mario's joke room. This is a place where Baby Mario keeps all of his clever little jokes he makes up to his best pals. Though nearly everyone in Mushroom Kingdom is already severely annoyed by the jokes Baby Mario gives out, I thought I should share them with you. At least you are not there when Baby Mario laughs and tells his horrible lame jokes!

1. Why did the astronauts leave the bar on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.

2. Why did Baby Luigi fail the driving test? Because he drove the instructor up the wall.

3. Where did astronauts park? On a parking meteor.

4. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Pikachu

Pikachu who?

I want to PEEK at you!

5. What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

What's the difference?

If you couldn't tell the difference between those, shame on you!

6. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9!

7. Why was Luigi kicked out of the vegetarian party? Because he made a huge mistake!

8. What did Zelda say to Link while he was pushing a door? Triforce.

9. Why was Link a good basketball player? Because he has a good hookshot. (if you don't know basketball you won't get it)

10. What subject does Luigi enjoy studying? Luigeology!

11. What is the magic word for making curses disappear? Hexagon! (Hex-a-gone)

12. What do you call a broken angle? A rectangle! (sounds like wrecked angle)

13. What does an acorn say after it grew up? Geometry! (sounds like Gee, I'm a tree)

Series that are In Need of Baby Luigi
Nintendo should seriously start giving more attention to the Baby Mario Bros. Here's a list of series that are in a desperate lack of Baby Luigi. Note that this is just my opinion.

1. Mario Golf

2. Mario Tennis

3. Super Smash Bros. (no trophy of him?)

4. Mario Party

5. Mario & Sonic

6. Mario Strikers

Gametes
Games that I own (and owned)

I will accept screenshot requests only if it fits under several conditions: I must have the game, unlocked everything, and if it's on a console.

Here are the Mario games I own, but be wary that I didn't beat all of them:

Gameboy Advance
NOTE: The rest are just FYI; I can't take screenshots for portables.


 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga %
 * Super Mario Advance
 * Super Mario Advance 2 %
 * Mario Kart Super Circuit %

Nintendo DS

 * Mario Kart DS % (Lost due to unknown reasons, but I don't really care)
 * Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time % (Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are level 100 and I have 99 stock of every single item except for badges and clothing, as they are pointless)
 * New Super Mario Bros. %
 * Mario Party DS
 * Super Mario 64 DS %
 * Yoshi's Island DS (if you 100% this, you're a liar)
 * WarioWare: Touched! % (until I made this mistake to delete my information because I was bored)

My Signature
Since I will be changing my signatures during the holidays, here it is.

Normal Sig:  Baby  Luigi  OnFire '

Christmas Sig:  Baby  Luigi  OnFire '''

Images I Uploaded
(Courtesy to the people who had ripped these sprites and textures)

One last thing:

BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!!BABY WEEGEEE!!! *explodes*