User:Shyster



'''I am retiring. You will still be able to find me on Fantendo though'''

Hi!
Salutations! In english thats Hi! or Howdy!. Well, down to business. Let's a go!

About me
Well, I live in Florida, and my real name is Jake. I am a christian, and i am eleven years old. Other than that, im normal...i guess....

My ideas
I'm making a story and it's about the wiki and everything goes kablooey! :P No, really, Willy, Peachycackes and every single spam artist/troll comes and destroys everything here, and it's up to us to rebuild the wiki and stop the trolls/spamartists!!!! On other matters, I have been thinking of starting a sprite comic. If you want to be in it, just sign up on my talk page. And I have ideas for some fangames.

My favorites
Here are some of my favorites. Enjoy them. :)

My favorite games

 * Super Paper Mario
 * Super Mario Sunshine
 * Mario Kart Double Dash!!
 * Mario Kart DS
 * Yoshi's Island DS
 * Super Mario Bros.
 * Super Mario Bros. 3
 * Super Mario World
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * Super Mario 64
 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * LEGO Star Wars
 * LEGO Star Wars II
 * Kirby Squeak Squad!
 * Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door

My favorite Mario characters

 * Luigi
 * Mario
 * Baby Luigi
 * Baby Mario
 * Yoshi
 * Wario
 * Jimmy T.
 * Petey Piranha
 * Tweester
 * Wiggler
 * Shy Guy
 * Birdo
 * Count Bleck
 * Waluigi
 * Shadow Mario

Favorite music

 * This song (press play)

Stuff I like
The name sayz it all.
 * Mario
 * Garfield comics
 * Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
 * My Nintendo DS Lite
 * America's Funniest Home Videos
 * Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
 * This wiki

Games this user has

 * Super Paper Mario
 * Mario Party 6
 * Super Mario Advance 2 and 4
 * Super Mario Bros. (Virtual Console)
 * Mario Kart DS
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!!
 * Super Mario Sunshine
 * Super Mario 64 DS (lost :
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Mario Kart 64 (Virtual Console)
 * Donkey Kong (Virtual Console)
 * Yoshi's Island DS
 * Mario Hoops 3-on-3
 * Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of The Minis
 * Mario & Luigi Partners in Time
 * WarioWare Smooth Moves (Rented and beat it too)
 * Wario Master of Disguise

Games i want

 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Yoshi's Story (Virtual Console)
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
 * Super Smash Bros. (Virtual Console)

The Dimension Travelers! Chptr. 1
Shyster was walking when he saw Shroobario doing something. He walked over to him and said "Whatchya doin' Shrooby?" "I'm making a teleport device to transport to other places. But I need two people to come with me." He answered. "I'll go!" Shyster said. Just then, Bean walked to see what we were talking about. When Shroobario explained to her what was going on, she quickly accepted the invitation to come along. "Well, looks like the teleport pills are done. Here. Eat these and you can teleport anywhere!" "Bottoms up!" Shyster chimed in and swallowed. Bean and Shroobario quickly followed. "Well, what now?" Bean asked. "Say, teleport to the underground wiki!" And that they did. Suddenly, the trio was in a strange underground city that looked like MarioWiki. "Odd. Very odd indeed." Shroobario said. "Ive never been here." Shyster said. Suddenly a huge truck swiped the three off there feet.

The Dimension Travelers Chptr. 2
As Beanbean, Shroobario, and Shyster were regaining their consciousness, they heard "That looked like that hurt, SHEEK!!!" "Ooooh......what was...that?" Shroobario faintly said. "It was me, SHREEEK!!!". Suddenly, a creature that looked a lot like a Yoshi stepped out of the shadows."Hi! My name is Coby, SHREEEK! Welcome to the underground Mariowiki!" "Well, hi Coby. Ooooh...i have a horrible headache!" said Shyster. "That truck must have weighed a ton!" "Well, Shroobario, where do we go now. Were at the end of the underground wiki." said Beanbean. Shroobario answered"The space wiki!"

The Dimension Travelers Chptr. 3
When the group teleported to the space wiki, they noticed something different. "Wow! This is the space wiki! Sweet!" said Shyster. "Indeed. But where is Bean?" Shroobario and Shyster both looked around for her. After a few hours, Shyster and Shroobario were exausted. "Whew.......I can't find her anywhere" said Shroobario. "Hm........." Shyster thought to himself. "Well, I guess we are looking for two things now. Anything interesting and cool to take back home and Bean." said Shyster."We have to march on i guess." Suddenly, a small hole nopened up, spitting Bean out of it. "Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" she screamed. She hit the ground with a thud. "Erk..... hi guys!" "There she is. Finally, we can get back on the tr..." Shyster was cut off. There was a rumble in the ground. "Wha...wha...what is that?" Shroobario asked. Sudenlly, a giant, scaly, hill in the ground. Then it moved, and there emerged a giant Kraid-like monster, (at least 100 times bigger than Kraid)who growled and peered at the adventurers. "Uh-oh" Shyster faintly said.

Game Info (according to me)

 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door: Holy cow...this game pwns. I LOVE THE SOUNDTRACK!!!!! The Petal Meadows theme and the normal battle theme TOTALLY PWN!!!!
 * New Super Mario Bros.: Good game. 'Nuff said.
 * Mario Kart 64: Meh...pretty good. The soundrack is wonky,the graphics look like there out of a 1994 computer game, and meh.....i'm done...bleck...
 * Super Mario 64: Awesomeness in a little box
 * Super Smash Bros. Melee: It never dies of old age...NEVER!!!!

Random Quotes
"PLEASEEEE!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!"- Koops "I know 5 languages and I am Ambidextrous!"- B.J. (non-computer friend)NO TRUE "I can has cheezburger?"-LOLCATS