List of Paper Mario: Sticker Star quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Sticker Star. The quotes are listed by character.

Kamek

 * "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
 * "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
 * "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
 * "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
 * "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
 * "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
 * "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
 * "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
 * "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
 * "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
 * "THIS!"
 * "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
 * "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
 * "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
 * "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Oh well. Best of luck!"