List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga quotes

The following is a list of quotes in the game Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Birdo

 * "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
 * "Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!"
 * "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
 * "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"

Bowletta

 * "Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken. I'm... Bowletta!!!"
 * ''"You've done well to make it here! I should have expected as much from the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Unfortunately for you, those who desire to disrupt my plans have very short futures! After conquering the Beanbean Kingdom, I intend to make the Mushroom Kingdom mine as well! My new country has no need for old superstars! It will do just fine with only one: the Great Bowletta!!!
 * ''"GAHH! No cursed Mario Bros.! Not again..."
 * "EEYAH HA HA! FOOLS! You let your guards down! Even with all your fancy attacks, you can't beat me! Farewell, you two losers! It's time you took a nice relaxing break... IN MY BELLY!!!"
 * "I need no voice this time... I'll just steal... the real deal!!! Ehaaa Ehaa Eha"
 * "You puny little worms are no match for me now! I'm only going to say this once so listen up! If you want your precious princess returned safely... Bring me the four pieces of the beanstar! I will contact you again once the beanstar is complete!"
 * "You have done well! Seeing through their fake beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!"
 * "What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?"
 * "Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!"
 * "You reap the beans you saw, fools! Now meet your doom!"
 * "S-Somethings wrong here... T-Two princesses?!? wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!"
 * "At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!"
 * "Hmph! They're a slick bunch, huh? And you princess peach... you're a sly one, too! By the way, princess... why are you covering your mouth with your hands?"
 * "ACK BEHIND YOU, IT'S A HUMONGUS COCKROACH!"
 * "Fawful... did you see that?"
 * "Fawful... fire at will."
 * "Gahhhhhhhhhh!!! How did you trick us?!?"
 * "Graaaaaack! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!?"
 * "...No! Instead we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Very good! You fools make fine scavengers! Now i want red and green to bring the beanstar to me! The drop point is at the far end of the ocen at the crypt for cruddy jokes called Jokes end! You can't get to jokes end by walking on the seafloor, so dont try it cretins. Come after you learn how to cross the sea surface! And don't lose the beanstar on the way, butterfingers!"
 * "You've done well to make it here! I should have expected as much from the superstar of the Mushroom Kingdom! Unfortunately for you, those who desire to disrupt my plans have very short futures!"
 * "After conquering the Beanbean Kingdom, I intend to make the Mushroom Kingdom mine as well!"

Bowser

 * ''"Mario! Do something super!"
 * ''"Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!"
 * "Urk... blaaargh..."
 * "Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
 * "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
 * ''"Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
 * ''"I am Bowser The King!"
 * ''"Mwahahaha! Yeah, go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice.  Then I can kidnap her!"
 * "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
 * "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
 * "Bowser Baddies!"
 * ''"Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green.  I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
 * "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
 * "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
 * "Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"

Bowser Baddies

 * "Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and... what's-yer-name! Green guy!"
 * "Mario! And... Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive down there, will you two? We're about to arrive in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
 * "Yeah, so, you may not know this, but we Bowser Baddies recently added a new member. Yup. He's in training until we land in the Beanbean Kingdom."
 * "Get in line, cutters!"
 * "Is this zit noticeable?"
 * "I always look so awful in photographs."
 * "Since the Great Bowser has called you to the deck, I'll let you two cut the line."
 * "Hmm... That goes there... and this goes here... Working the hold isn't easy... And if you mess up, you have to start all over again."
 * "It's nice to be nice!"
 * "Oh! It's Mario and... Mr. Greenie! Can you two help me out?"
 * "Uh-oh! Looks like the crane mistook you for cargo... That looks... uncomfortable."
 * "The K-Koopa Cruiser... We haven't finished... paying it off..."

Cackletta

 * "Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!"
 * "Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?"

Fawful

 * "I HAVE FURY!"
 * "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
 * "Have you readiness for this?!?"
 * "Now is when I ram you!"
 * "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
 * "Your lives that I spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
 * "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
 * "In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
 * "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"

Lady Lima

 * "Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!"
 * "C-Could you be the Mario bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom? What are the Mario bros. doing in a place like this?"
 * "What? You claim that I dropped the pair of you down here? And that I told you to fix the plumbing?... Most perplexing..."
 * "Why, we were attacked by Cackletta and her fiends and have been stuck here ever since!"
 * "We have always been at the castle acting as guards, protecting the beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands..."
 * "Ohhhhhh! Heroic Mario bros.! Quickly, now! You must go to the beanstar! Go! You must not let the beanstar fall into the hands of evil!"

Little Fungitown people

 * "Welcome to little Fungitown. I hope you'll enjoy your time here."
 * "Eh? Mr.Mario isn't with you? What?!? You say he's standing right before my eyes? Um... Luigi? Did someone thump you on the head?"
 * "Oh my! Mr.Mario isn't with you? Talk about odd... Huh? You think you're Mario? Oh...Really. Well, ummm... Yeah! Uh... take care... and all..."
 * "Lately, my dad has been spending all his time hanging around the new game arcade. And boy, my mom is so mad! Which would be funny, except she goes and takes it out on me! It's not easy for a kid when his parents are like this!"
 * "Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms... that I brave the many dangers of the desert just to come buy them. I'm crazy like that."
 * "The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality! They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think."
 * "Welcome to my item shop! Since you've come all the way to little fungitown, you'd miss out if you didn't buy a mushroom!"
 * "Come again"
 * "Hey! Come on! Can we go to Guffawha ruins soon or what?"
 * "What??? That place is dangerous! We can't go there! Are you out of your tiny little mind?"
 * "Fine then. Can we go to the new game arcade?"
 * "WHAT??? There are dangerous guys there! We can't go there! Are you crazy or what?"
 * "Aww... What a party pooper..."
 * "When a mushroom gets this big, maintaining it can be tough."
 * "Gah! Don't talk to me! It's distracting!!"

Luigi

 * "Go Weegee!"
 * "Mamma mia..."
 * "Mario!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "High!"
 * "Hammer!"
 * "Thunder!"
 * "Okie dokie!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "Waah!"
 * "Bye-bye!"
 * "Wah!"
 * "Ow ow!"

Mario

 * "I got it!"
 * "Yummy!"
 * "Luigi!"
 * "Jump!"
 * "Spin!"
 * "Hammer!"
 * "Fire!"
 * "Let's a go!"
 * "Ahhhhhhhh!"
 * "YIPPIE!"- After Psycho Kamek turns "Luigi" into "Mario"

Oho Oasis people

 * "...How much is a chance?"
 * "I... don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No. How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen... ...I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!"
 * "...I tired..."
 * "I the Great Thunderhand!!! ... ... ...No, I the Great Liar."
 * "You call me Oho Jee. But I no know why."
 * "...Are spirits delicious?"
 * "Are we strange?"
 * "If this Oho Oasis far out in Oho Ocean, then that mean... What that mean?"
 * "...Me troubled... Can't make machine speak..."
 * "What do you do if you meet big Firebrand in room up ahead??? Huh? What you do?"

Princess Peach

 * ''"Help me!"
 * ''"Luigi!"
 * ''"Mario!"

Rookie

 * "I'm taking this, see?"
 * "Yes, boss"
 * "Red and green... I feel like I know these two from somewhere... weird..."
 * "Yeah... something about them feels reeeeeeeeal familiar... It makes me feel... real mad!"
 * "For some reason, fighting these guys... makes my gut flare up something fierce..."
 * "Whoa! That was spicy!"
 * "I'm... so ashamed..."
 * "Yes! ohhhh yes! the path is open!"
 * "Gahhhhh!"
 * "You're amazing boss!"

Toad

 * "E-E-E-Emergency situation! Did you see the Kingdom Courier?"
 * "Hmm... I hear humming..."
 * "Eeeeeeek!"
 * "P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach..."
 * "So! Off on an adventure yet again!"
 * "...I just hope your long vacation hasn't left you out of shape."
 * "That big, bad, mean, altogether nasty Bowser went rushing out toward the other exit!"

Toadsworth

 * "Master Mario!"
 * "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
 * "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"

Tolstar

 * "Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King,has fallen into my canon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!"
 * "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I Am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust fields! I've heard tales of you, but you aren't very impressive in person! Nyeeeck nyeck nyeck!"
 * "If you me to get him out of there, little people, you must pay in coins. I will set him free... for all of your coins!!! And I'll even keep this most embarrassing incident a secret!!!"

Yoshis

 * "So this is a movie theater..."
 * "I'm so hungry... I want to eat fruit..."
 * "At first, they taste just like beans, but then the flavor of fruit oozes out... Bean Fruit is the best! ♪"
 * "Boddle, the gentlemen who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filhty rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?"
 * *Once this sign is finished, Yoshi Theater will be complete... Ooh, I can't wait! Once the theater is done, the wall by the door will be so sparkly!"
 * "Wow! Yoshi faces... Everywhere! ♪"
 * "These chairs look so cushy and comfortable... Of course, I can't sit in them because my tail gets in the way. Ha ha!"
 * "Shut up..."
 * "This room is so dark... What do you do in a 'theater' anyway?"