List of Mario Superstar Baseball quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Superstar Baseball. The quotes are listed by character.

Bowser

 * "Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"
 * "Gwah ha ha ha ha! So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"
 * "Gwah ha ha ha! Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"
 * "Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!" (To Peach)
 * "Bring it on!" (To Peach)
 * "Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!" (To Wario)
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! I won! I am the strongest of all!" (To Wario)
 * "GRRRAAAAAGH! You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!" (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Bwah ha ha ha ha! Bring it on! Let's just see who's stronger!" (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! I'm the mightiest!" (To Donkey Kong)
 * "I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!" (To Yoshi)
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! No way you beat me! Feel the burn!" (To Yoshi)
 * "Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!"
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! Give it all you've got, Mario!"
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!"
 * "Bwah ha ha ha! Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!"
 * "Bwah ha ha! Here we go!" (To Peach)
 * "Bwah ha ha! Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!" (To Peach)
 * "Bwa ha ha ha! You know I'm going to rule at this, right?" (To Peach)
 * "Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I........................ ....................... lost............ ..........my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!" (To Lakitu)
 * "GRRRRRAAAAGH! Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!" (To Lakitu)
 * "GRRRRAAAAGH! You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!" (To Lakitu)

Bowser Jr.

 * "We're playing again, Mario! Before was a fluke! I'll teach you a lesson!"
 * "Mario! Yeah, you! I'll beat you to a pulp, Mister!"
 * "Game time, Mario!"
 * "You'll never beat me!"
 * "Yaaa-oooooo! I won again!"
 * "Mario, you're so lame! Talk about a joke!"
 * "Hooray! Yippee! I totally won yet again! You're WEAK!"
 * "Darn it! Darn it! I hate you, Mario!"
 * "I'll play as many times as you want, you big jerk! Don't you forget it!" (To Mario)
 * "Oh! Mama! Play a game with me! Don't run away!"
 * "Let's play, Mama! I'll win, too!"
 * "Awwwwwwww, I lost... I'll be back again!"
 * "I beat Mario! I actually beat him!"
 * "You're tough, Mama! I won't lose next time!"
 * "Oh, Mama! You're tough! But I'm tough too, right?"
 * "Darn it! Darn it! I hate you, Mario!"

Donkey Kong

 * "Hrugh... Groo! HROOO! (I lost...but that was fun! Let me lend you a hand!)" (To Mario)
 * "Hroo! HRRRRGH! (Take me with you, Peach! My power can help you out!)"
 * "Hruh? HROO! (Are you forming a team? Then you have to play mine!)"
 * "Grrooo-hoo!"
 * "Hrrrgh! Groo! (You're playing ME now... and the jungle's my home!)" (To Bowser)
 * "Mroo-hrrrgh! (Nobody can match my strength!)" (To Bowser)

Lakitu

 * "Ball!"
 * "Play Ball!"
 * "Strike!"
 * "Strike out!"
 * "Change."
 * "Foul Ball!"
 * "That's the Game!"
 * "Fair Ball!"
 * "Safe!"
 * "Out!"
 * "Take Your Base"
 * "Hello there, Mario! Is your team ready? Bowser craves a test of his might. He wishes to play a powerful team. Let's see who you have... Piantas, Nokis, Monty Mole... and...your brother?! No offense, but I'm a bit worried about your lineup... Are you sure this is the team you want? Hey, fine, as long as you're sure! ...But let me just fill you in on some details."
 * "Best of luck!!" (To Mario)
 * "Hey, Donkey Kong! I see your team is ready. Quite a fine group of players you have there! ...Wait... Donkey Kong! What in the... What's the deal with that boxing glove? You're using that as a bat?! Is that even allowed? Ummm... Well, OK, I guess... Here's the deal. Bowser craves a test of his might. He wishes to play a powerful team. Let me give you some details, OK?"
 * "Don't get fed up and leave without finishing the game, all right? Is that clear? Then best of luck to you!" (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Hi, Princess Peach. Is your team ready? Hm... Besides Princess Daisy, you have Toadette and a few Toads... And... your grandpa?! Oh, pardon me! Venerable Toadsworth! Are you sure you'll be OK out there? Well, all right...if you say so! ...But let me just fill you in on some details."
 * "You surely won't get kidnapped! ...Probably... Well, in any case... Best of luck to you!" (To Peach)
 * "Hi there, Yoshi! Is your team ready? Hmmmm... Looks like a very quick-footed group. Bowser craves a test of his might. He wishes to play a powerful team. So, you'd better listen to some details. OK, Yoshi?"
 * "Oh, and one more thing! Don't gobble up any teammates for fun, OK? And don't even THINK about eating me, either, OK? ...Hello? .......... ...EEEEK! OK, I, uh, I'll see you later!" (To Yoshi)
 * "Greetings, Wario! Well, you look as...surly as ever. Is your team ready? Wow! What a team! How did you get so many good players together? Well, knowing you, Wario, I highly doubt you used legitimate means... You... You WHAT?! Oh, my! I shouldn't have asked... Here's the deal. Bowser wants to test his might against a strong team. Let me just fill you in on some details, Wario."
 * "I want you to play the game right, OK? Don't just rely on sheer power, now! Do you follow me? OK, then, good luck!" (To Wario)
 * "Where are you going, Bowser!? Huh? To the game?! But you sent a challenge out... You JUST sent it! Think, Bowser! If you go out there now, you can't answer all the challengers! If you wait a little more, someone will surely take you on! No! Bad Bowser! Act like the big final boss you are! You can't wait any longer? Come on! You must be more patient! OK, fine! FINE! We're breaking the rules, but whatever. Let's head out there! Beat all those rival teams and you will definitely have the mightiest team! I'll be rooting for you, of course! Oh! But...secretly! The umpire must call a fair game! OK, Bowser! Go get 'em!" (To Bowser)
 * "Your rivals are forming teams, too. Beating all the other teams should earn you a date with Bowser's team... Even rival team members might help you out if you impress them. The thing is, of course, you can only play with up to nine players. So, be sure to challenge Bowser with your best team of nine!" (To any team other than Bowser's team)
 * "............ ...??? Hmmmmmm? Mario is in Bowser Stadium. Weird... Why, it looks like... he's playing in there!" (To Bowser)
 * "It looks like he sneaked in while you were away, Bowser! Eeep! Oh no! All of those castle secrets!" (To Bowser)

Mario

 * "Yahoo for me!"
 * "Noooooooooo!"

Princess Peach

 * "Hello there, Mario! Won't you play a baseball game with me?"
 * "All right, let's play ball!" (To Mario)
 * "Won't you play another game?" (To Mario)
 * "I beat Mario! Tee hee! I'm so happy! Play me again sometime, OK?"
 * "That's my Mario...I had forgotten how safe I feel when I'm with you, Mario! Do you think it would be all right...if I joined your team, Mario? I can? Really?! Oh thank you! May the mushrooms bless you!"
 * "Uh...oh...we lost...Talk about a strong team..." (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Don't hold back, now! Let's play!" (To Donkey Kong)
 * "Hello, there, Yoshi. I was hoping our teams could play a game..."
 * "Thanks, you too, Yoshi! See you later!"
 * "Well, hello there. I hear you formed a team, too." (To Wario)
 * "Oh, please. I don't need the likes of... Well, whatever... Welcome aboard!" (To Wario)
 * "You think so, huh? Well, only one way to find out, right? Let's play!" (To Bowser)
 * "Fine... But let's play fair and square!" (To Bowser)
 * "Let's get started!" (To Bowser)

Wario

 * "Aargh! Mario! You musta cheated last game, but not THIS time. Chump! I'm the only one in this entire kingdom with any class whatsoever! This time, I mean business! Go time! It is ON!"
 * "Wah ha ha ha ha ha! You're gonna feel the power, baby! And it'll HURT!"
 * "Argh! You're not gonna play?! Wimp! Why did you come here, then?! Are you... just here to tick me off? ARGH! How DARE you! Messing with me, a fine, upstanding member of the community?!"
 * "AAAAAAAAAARGH! I lost to Mario! UGH! Mario, of all people! Oooooog... Boy, my belly is aching up a storm right now... ...Urp! I wonder it... Could it be that green mushroom I ate!? NOOO! YAAAARGH! Mario! You tricked me into chowing down that toadstool! A misunderstanding?! You WEASEL! You know you did it! YAAAARGH!"
 * "YAAAAAAAAAARGH! You stink! But...you know what? I'm just gonna let it go. Yeah. I'm above holding grudges. I'll even lend you a hand! Admit it, you wanted me with you anyway! Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha! With me on board, victory is totally guaranteed! Heh heh heh heh... Idiot... That team will be all MINE someday... Hmm? What? Er... Nah, I didn't say anything! You're hearing things!"
 * "Mario Mr. Chump play against a real superstar!"
 * "Hold on, I think I left the stove on."
 * "Uh, yeah, and it's only the GREATEST TEAM EVER! I'll ruin you! Ready for a blowout?" (To Peach)
 * "It's ON!"
 * "You need me, huh? Well, I'll join your team... since you obviously can't live without me!" (To Peach)
 * "Hey! Keep your claws off that! You'll break it!" (To Bowser)
 * "Shut up! Now we'll see once and for all who's the strongest!" (To Bowser)

Yoshi

 * "Yoshi, Yoshi? (Welcome, Princess Peach. Play a game maybe?)"
 * "Yoshi! (Let's play ball!)"
 * ''"Ah wah wah... (Oh, you're quitting, huh..)
 * "Yoshi! (We'd be glad to!)" (To Peach)
 * "Ah wah wah? (Why is HE here?)" (To Bowser)
 * "Yo... Yoshi! (OK, here...we go!)" (To Bowser)