User talk:Confused/Fake News sign-up

Sign your name under the desired position you would like to have. You can still sign-up for a position if it is taken. Sign-up will end on June 3rd.

Image Composer #1

 * 00:46, 28 May 2007 (EDT)

Travel Guide

 * 1) Need a correspondent?
 * 1) Need a correspondent?

Cooking Guide

 * 1) Hk
 * 2) Bottle Wizzerd It's lovely that you used all of my ideas. ^_^

Ad Salesman

 * 1) - i can't do this alone!

Interviewer

 * 1) Hk, just a thought....
 * 1) Hk, just a thought....

Wanted Poster

 * 1) Super mario97

Suggestions
Just want to say that if a hard-working user signs up for each of these positions, this could easily become our best section on the 'Shroom. My only suggestion is to add a bit of satire/sarcasm – make the whole section intellectual overall too. 02:58, 27 May 2007 (EDT)

Yeah, I try to do that. I write in a more fan fictionish style, but add a lot of sarcastic comments. I focused most of my humor into the interview this month. But hey, more writers equals more time to write main sections. That's why I have this sign-up sheet. Sorry, but I   am   Confused  00:45, 28 May 2007 (EDT)