List of Fortune Street quotes

The following is a list of quotes from Fortune Street; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Note: The characters from the Mario and Dragon Quest series are separated through a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

Yoshi's Island

 * "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!"
 * "Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
 * "What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
 * "Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
 * After using a cannon: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
 * "Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
 * To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
 * To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
 * To Player: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"

The Robbin' Hood Ruins

 * "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the die!"
 * "Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
 * "Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
 * "Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
 * "Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
 * "I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"

Bowser's Castle

 * "I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"

Princess Peach's Castle

 * "Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!"
 * "Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
 * Princess Peach: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"

Starship Mario

 * "Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!"
 * "Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"

Yoshi's Island

 * "I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?"
 * "First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?
 * "Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
 * "Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
 * "One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
 * "Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
 * "All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
 * "Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
 * "Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
 * Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
 * After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
 * To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"

Mario Circuit

 * "Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)"
 * "Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
 * To Player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (Player's name). It's really something!)"
 * To Player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
 * To Player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (Player's name))!"
 * To Player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"

Mario Stadium

 * ”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I’ve gotta flex my biceps!)

Mario Circuit

 * ”Ooka? Ooka? Ook? (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I’ll show you what a Kong can do!)”
 * ”Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won’t be long before I snag the rest of ‘em!)”
 * ”Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)”

Starship Mario

 * ”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!”

Delfino Plaza

 * ”It’s me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!”
 * ”There’s a shop out there with Luigi’s name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout…”
 * ”Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!”
 * ”Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!”
 * ”Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!”
 * ”Watch out! Green machine coming through!”
 * ”Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything.”
 * ”Look at my new shop! Isn’t she a beaut?”
 * ”I only need one more suit… Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!”
 * ”This is the perfect time for Luigi’s trademark jump! I’ll just leap my way straight back to the bank!”
 * ”All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!”
 * ”Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!”
 * ”Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the ‘stache to pay attention to the game…”
 * After taking a day-off: ”I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?”

Princess Peach's Castle

 * "Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
 * After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
 * After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
 * To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"

The Robbin' Hood Ruins

 * "These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!"
 * "Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
 * After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
 * After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That wasa calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"

Yoshi's Island

 * To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"

Mario Circuit

 * ”It’s a race to the finish line! Start your engines!”
 * "Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
 * "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
 * ”Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins…”
 * "Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
 * "Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
 * "How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
 * ”Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!”
 * "Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
 * "Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
 * "Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
 * After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as travelling via pipe!"

Practice Board

 * After warping:"Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"

Ghost Ship

 * "Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!"
 * "What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
 * "All right, my turn!"
 * "Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
 * "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
 * To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!

The Robbin' Hood Ruins

 * "I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!"
 * "Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
 * After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
 * To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
 * Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"

Ghost Ship

 * "Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?"
 * "This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
 * "Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
 * "Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"

Yoshi’s Island

 * ”Wow! Check out Yoshi’s Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!”
 * To Player: “So you’re the famous (Player’s name)! I’m Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!”

Mario Circuit

 * "Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!"
 * "Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
 * "These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
 * "You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
 * "Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
 * "Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
 * "Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
 * "Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
 * "Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
 * "Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
 * "I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland-bring me the rest of the suits!"
 * "I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
 * "I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
 * After investing: "Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
 * To Player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (Player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
 * To Player: "That's not worth getting upset over, (Player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"

Princess Peach's Castle

 * "Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!"
 * To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
 * Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"

Practice Board

 * "All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
 * "Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
 * "Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
 * ”I’ve only got one suit so far, but I’m not in a rush. You’ve got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!”
 * ”I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!”
 * ”I’d like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!”
 * ”I’ve got a good feeling about this game… It’s Toad’s time to shine!”
 * ”I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I’ll be able to better defend Princess Peach!”
 * ”I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm…”
 * ”I’d be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!”
 * "I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
 * ”Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…”
 * "Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
 * "I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
 * ”It’s Toad’s turn!”
 * "OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
 * "For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
 * "Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
 * Taking a day off: ”Perhaps I’ll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan…”
 * After taking a day off: *”I wish you hadn’t stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don’t want to be known for poor customer service!”
 * To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
 * To Player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
 * To Player: “There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (Player’s name), you’ll have to pay dearly!”
 * To Player: You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"

Yoshi's Island

 * "Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!"
 * "This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
 * "What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
 * "After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
 * "I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
 * "I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
 * "The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
 * "All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
 * To Player after s/he obtains a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (Player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
 * To Player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (Player's name), so don't squander it!"

Princess Peach's Castle

 * "I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
 * After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."

Mario Stadium

 * "B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..."

Starship Mario

 * "Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
 * "Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"

The Robbin' Hood Ruins

 * "I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastic ruins?"
 * "What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
 * After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"

General

 * "Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
 * "This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"

Delfino Plaza

 * "Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!"
 * To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (Player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
 * From Wario: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."

Castle Trodain

 * "Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!"

Ghost Ship

 * "This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!"

Delfino Plaza

 * "It's pretty lame, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!"
 * "I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
 * To Waluigi: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."

Princess Peach's Castle

 * "Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
 * To Peach: "This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!"

Castle Trodain

 * "The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a Black Jewel!"

Starship Mario

 * "Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...)
 * "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (Player's name)?)

Peach’s Castle

 * ”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach’s Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)”
 * To Player: ’’Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It’s me, Yoshi! We’re going to have so much fun today!)”

Yoshi's Island

 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
 * "Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
 * "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
 * "Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
 * "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
 * After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
 * Near bankrupt: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
 * To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"

Ghost Ship

 * "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)

Delfino Plaza

 * ”Suit number two at last! Let’s keep rollin’, fellas!”
 * ”Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that’s even possible, right?”
 * ”Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?”
 * ”Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren’t any shops left at all now!”

Ghost Ship

 * "What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
 * To Player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"

Princess Peach's Castle

 * "I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
 * "An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
 * To Player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (Player's name)."
 * To Player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
 * To Player buying her shop: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (Player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"

Practice Board

 * "It seems like ploberty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
 * "Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
 * ”Here goes! (Slurp)”
 * ”What? What is it!? …Oh! It’s my goo! Sorry!”
 * "I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
 * "Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
 * "Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
 * "Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg-or something-and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
 * "Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
 * "OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
 * "I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
 * To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
 * To Player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"

Ghost Ship

 * "Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
 * To Player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
 * To Player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (Player's name)!
 * To Player: "You don't need to worry, (Player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"

The Robbin' Hood Ruins

 * "One...two... Yay! That's my second ploberty in this district!"

Yoshi's Island

 * "What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!
 * "Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
 * "So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
 * "Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
 * "Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
 * "That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute!"
 * After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
 * "Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
 * "You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
 * Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
 * To Player: "Come on, die! ...No, not you! I mean, please die! ...No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"

Opponents close to victory

 * To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
 * To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
 * To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
 * To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
 * To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
 * To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
 * To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo! You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"

Swapping shops

 * To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
 * To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
 * To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
 * To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
 * To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
 * To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
 * To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
 * To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
 * To Doddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"

Landing on a low priced shop

 * To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
 * To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
 * To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
 * To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
 * To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
 * To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
 * To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
 * To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
 * To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"

Landing on an average shop

 * To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
 * To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
 * To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
 * To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
 * To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
 * To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
 * To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
 * To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
 * To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"

Landing on an expensive shop

 * To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
 * To Luigi: "GRRR! Luigi! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
 * To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
 * To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
 * To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose your face! Gwah hah hah!"
 * To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hair lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
 * To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
 * To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
 * To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
 * To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much! GRR!"
 * To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
 * To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"