List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Biff Atlas

 * "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Chauncey

 * "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
 * "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"

King Boo

 * "White gloves! A cute little moustache! Soft shoes! How did you get out of my...?"
 * "I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario just where he is."
 * "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
 * "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway... gullible soup?"
 * "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
 * "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"

Jarvis

 * "Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"
 * "Welly, welly, well. We can't just let you look at 'em for free, now can we? No, I think not."
 * "It's on, then! See how many o' me you can freeze with that Ice, boyo!"

Luigi

 * "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
 * "These look kind of comfortable... No, I'll stick with my duds!"
 * "Looks like something might be in there..."
 * "Boy, those Boos sure did make a realistic fake mansion..."
 * "Just like a real person... how very creepy."
 * "So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test!"
 * "Gosh, I am just so finicky when it comes to hats..."
 * "I think I used to have one of these! Yeah, I did!"
 * "Hey, it's flower season, isn't it? I almost forgot!"
 * "I don't care much for pointy objects..."
 * "Personally, I've always liked the bottom bunk a bit better..."
 * "That looks like it might be fun to twirl..."
 * "Wh-What's this...? Eeek! Oh... It's just a chair."
 * "I wonder if there are any goodies there..."
 * "Looks ordinary... A little TOO ordinary."
 * "Well, they sure did pile odds and ends everywhere... Filthy."
 * "Didn't anyone ever tell these ghosts not to waste water?"
 * "I really should work out more. Maybe I ought to throw a few quick jabs while I'm here..."
 * "I'd like to visit outer space someday..."
 * "Did someone win a championship for this or what?"
 * "How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won't stand for it!!"
 * "Way to go, genius... Do you have the hang of that thing yet?"

Madame Clairvoya

 * "I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit...If you find someone's dropped items, you should bring them to me. I will show you the extent of my vision.."
 * "Now the spirits come!! Come, spirits of power, come spirits of sight! Show me the awful things occurring here tonight!"
 * "Crystal orb, symbol of my clan, use your darkling power to show us all you could! I mean CAN! Show us all you can! Show us this...Mario."
 * "Wh-what is this!? Bowser!? How can this be!? I see the hideous form of Bowser! Is Bowser somewhere in this mansion? I cannot believe it...And yet I see it... "
 * "Uggghh! Ahhh no, the powers leave me! The spirits depart! This is all I can show you, Luigi... That was the last of my power. But I have given words to what the spirits have shown... so I can return to my painting satisfied. Send me there now, you vacuum-wielding rogue!"

Mario

 * ''"Get me outta here!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
 * ''"Hey, Luigi!"

Melody Pianissima

 * "Hmph! This ragamuffin looks as if he couldnt't play a note."
 * "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"
 * "You must have a delicate ear for music. Would you like to listen to my piano sonata? Well here I go."''

Mr. Luggs

 * "No one can see me in this darkness! No one no one no one noooooooooo-one!"

Professor E. Gadd

 * "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
 * "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
 * "It's the age old struggle for survival, my boy! Don't lose heart, Luigi!"
 * "Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"
 * "Even if that lightning had cooked your goose, your Poltergust 3000 wouldn't even have a scratch! Heh heh!"
 * "I know that artists strive to give life to their canvasses, but this guy brought ghosts to life every time he picked up a brush!"

Shivers

 * "Ah, the beautiful Melody will not even give me the time of day...What must I do to win her?...Passion! Yes! That's it! I will show her I burn for her! My unbridled passion will scorch her soul!"

Sir Weston

 * "HOT! OH VERY HOT! You! You're making it too HOT!"
 * "I'm going to cook in this heat! I'm going to melt!"
 * "People who start fires in this mansion had better be ready to pay the price!!!"

Toad

 * "There's a ghost around here somewhere who can see the future by touching a person's personal effects. Her name is Madame Clairvoya."

Vincent Van Gore

 * "You filthy swine! You're blind to zee life I give my creations!"
 * "But even if I disappear, my work will live on... Zat eez right, n'est-ce pas? Art eez eternal!"
 * "Honh? You say zat only one of my creations eez left? But zees cannot be!"