List of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, listed by character.

Mario

 * "No job is too big for the Super Mario Bros., Prince! We’ll protect ya!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "What you don’t know, bird is that our shrimpy guys can get super-charged! (*jumps to the edge of a warp pipe*) Come on, Luigi! We’ll show this parrot! Let’s find us a couple of Super Leaves!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Let go! I’ll catch ya!"- "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Couldn’t see ya! The sun was in my eyes!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Run for it, Luigi!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Luigi*} Super Mario Bros.!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Uh, behind that cloud!" - Tricking the Angry Sun, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "That sun is not too bright! Now, let's hightail it back to Giant Land to stop those no-good Ninja Koopas!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Ahh! Reptile breath tornado! I'm a goner!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, I'm super no more! I'm just plain old Mario!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Uh, first you gotta catch me!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Quick! Get us outta here!"- "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It's our only chance to save Prince Hugo. And all my friends!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'll get you your royal cage back!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Promise. Fly, bird! Fly!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "(*grunts*) I can't get it open. But never mind, Princess! I've got a way to trick ol' Koopa, and we'll have to work together. Listen close." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Return my friends and turn Prince Hugo the Poodle, back into Prince Hugo the Huge, or else!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Eh, just let 'em go, and I'll come back Tuesday and tell ya!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Good Truthful Honest Giant Ninja Mario! That's who!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "C'mon, Prince! Let's catch some Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Ah, forget it, Prince! We're just glad to you unpoodle!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "(*chuckles nervously*) Well, I did, kinda. Besides, Luigi and I can fix it!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Just what we need, a Miserable Squawking Angry Giant Ninja Parrot." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, no! It's King Koopa's doomship!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Look, Luigi! There in The White House! That's the president of the United States!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*in unison with Luigi} You mean these things?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Even better! (*takes off frog suit*) The Super Mario Bros. Super Plumbing Service! And what this place needs...is a super drain!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Positive! Huh, you're my own brother and even I don't recognize ya!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You hold them off! While I get this flying battleship in the air!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "First, I'll warp The White House back where it belongs!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Whoops!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Don't worry, Mrs. President! Next time, I'll put The White House right where it belongs! (*chuckles nervously*) Maybe I shoulda read the instructions." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Forget it, Kootie Pie! We just brought the president back home!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Get up here! You're goin' back to the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Don't forget to tell him about this!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah. Be a long time before Koopa can warp anything else outta the real world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Well, sounds like Koopa's finally giving Kootie Pie the present she deserves!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah, I'm so tired nothin' could drag me outta this bed!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We better get that mummy back where it belongs, before it scares the pasta outta everybody!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Don't worry! I'll calm her down! {*tent falls on him*} As soon as I get up from under this...tent!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Don't worry, Princess!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Excuse me, Miss Mummy! May I have a word with you?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "'Her little prince?!' What's she talkin' about?!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yuck! A hug from her could be bad for my health! I'd better scram!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Now for my giant getaway leap!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Great leap... {*Queen Mushroomkhamen catches him*} Lousy landing! Luigi! Princess! Help!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Lady, if you weren't so wrapped up in yourself, you could see I'm not your little boy!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I like long naps, but not that long!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Somehow, I doubt it!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I can't sleep for ten-thousand years. I'll get too hungry!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Aw, lighten up, Luigi! I've had more huggin' today than I can stand!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I left her in the tomb! No way she can get to us!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "(*gulps*) Except for crashing through that wall!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Well, as long as these camels keep the big mouth shut..." - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "In that case, Your Royal Sultaness, we gotta re-plumb your plumbing! Before the oil pressure builds, then your palace blows sky-high!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Woah!" - Falls in love with Kootie Pie's human form, "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "A super guest, my super beautiful lady!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Ahem! Please forgive my little brother for being so rude! Perhaps you'll like a gourmet snack!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Isn't she wonderful, Luigi? Always lookin' out for other people?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Lady Fettuccine says this is the safest place to be!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*gasps*) You mean, I fell for Kootie Pie Koopa?!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "C'mon, Luigi! We gotta put a clog in Koopa's plans!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I think it's time Lady Fettuccine met her dream reptile! (*turns Luigi into a romantic Koopa*) Cassanova Koopa!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Eh, wrong voice!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Sweep Kootie Pie off her feet, while I take care of plumbing matters upstairs!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "We're all set! Princess, when I give the signal, turn the wheel!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Princess, NOW!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "We've only got one chance!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Let 'er rip, Luigi!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Doomship, here I come!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Thank you! Thank you!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "In that case, I got first dibs on the jacuzzi!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I rode it!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Nasty time is over, Koopa! Get those Goombas back in that cage!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Leap, Luigi!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Koopa's too chicken to let people vote!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We gotta do somethin', Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "{*with Luigi and Toad*} You tell 'em, Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Now, the Princess is gonna set up the Founder's Day fireworks!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, the poor Princess! Pushed by a mud-slinging campaign!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Speak to us!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, thank goodness for warp zones!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That creepy Koopa! He's using a Nice Guy Potion! We gotta stop him from gettin' more!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Yeah, but there are two of us!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's because it's filled with 'em!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "No time for jokes, Luigi! Make tracks!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "C'mon! We got it made once we once we get that fire pit!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You keep the Koopalings busy! I'll snatch the potion!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "The votes have been counted! And the winner is... {*opens envelope*} ...by a vote of 6,436,212 to 1...Princess Toadstool!!!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Impastable! King Koopa's throwin' in the towel?!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah, Koopa! Tell us something we don't already know!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "You always worry too much, Luigi! I'll walk along and protect her! How dangerous can Castle Koopa be?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I'll go first! {*sweeps out crumpled Dry Bones out of his way*} Hmmm!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Look out! A Ptooie!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "It's some retirement home!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah! Once a sewer-slime breath-slime wagon, always a sewer-slime breath-slime wagon!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Save your bad breath, Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself, they're my most unfavorite things!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Not a bad idea! Maybe we can find a Super Leaf!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Not anymore!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Give it up! We already flew the Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Doctor's orders, Princess. You've overworked all the time." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Right! Luigi and I can run the kingdom while you're gone." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Oh, Ptooies! You're goin' and that's final!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Trouble? Not with us in charge! How hard can it be to run a kingdom anyway?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "As your temporary rulers..." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hey, Luigi! This is my speech!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "As I was about to say, your village will never... {*gets interrupted as the dam cracks up*} ...BE FLOODED AGAIN!!!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Look at all these complaint letters!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "'Stairway to Sky Land keeps flying off and dropping people in the garbage dump!'" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The Princess needs her rest! You heard what the doctor said!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I'll set her a warp-a-gram message to get back here pronto!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "(*chuckles*) And not a moment too soon, Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Everybody in your kingdom can't wait for you to rule 'em again!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I've never seen her act so strange!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Maybe it's time we had an old-fashioned Plumber-to-Princess talk!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Tea? With Koopa? Princess, how can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Luigi, do you get the feeling Princess Toadstool isn't exactly herself lately?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Tell me, Luigi! If the Princess had a vacation in Hawaii, why doesn't she have a suntan?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Heh! Toad's right! Looks like your Hawaiian vacation really really came in handy!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "{*with Luigi*} Welcome home, Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Don't be a baby, Luigi." - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I don't know. I'll talk to him." - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Toad, I know this means a lot to you, but why the waterworks?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Yeah?" - Listening to Toad's question, "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Oh no! I'd better tell the Princess!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "We can fix that! Right, big little brother? We used to wrestle back in Brooklyn!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Right! I'm volunteering for ya! Meet the Masked Mashers of Mayhem!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Don't worry, my mushroom pal! We're gonna win those orphans all the money they need!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Woah! Nice catch, Koopa!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{Mind-controlled} Smash. Crush. Pound. Destroy!" - "Oh, Brother!"''
 * "I hate it when you do that!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "oh..{slightly slower}..how many times do I have to remind you not to do that?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Looks like I'm plumber out of luck!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Brothers. Ya can't live with 'em. Ya can't live without 'em." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the blink!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Take a look, Toad. One Super Mario turn of the wrench, and all that stopped up water will run out of your tub faster than Invincible Mario!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Let's show that big bad Boom Boom some of our patented Super Mario super moves!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "QUIET! You wanna wake the dead? You don't want Koopa to find out we're in his kingdom, do ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumors." - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I'd rather face a thousand Koopas than one mermaid mackerel with marraige on her mind! But you can't run from your problems forever!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'd rather marry a fish than swim with one, Luigi." - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'm just too chicken to be a frog!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Princess! Boy, are we glad to see you!" - Upon him and Luigi being rescued, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "We have been king-sized colossal jerks!" - "True Colors"
 * "Garbage, garbage, on our stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Um...A stray chirstmas tree?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, Luigi. Never challenge me to a game of underwater horseshoes." - "The Venice Menace"
 * "This is no time to be Italian, Luigi! Be Polish!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!" - "Super Koopa"

Luigi

 * "We gotta find ‘em fast! Those Giant Ninja Koopas will be here any minute!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Now what?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*sarcastic*} Nice catch, Mario!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Mario*} Super Mario Bros.!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Remember, Mario. Don't let any Koopa touch you, or you'll lose your power!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Me too, Mario! They got me!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It worked, Princess! Koopa doesn't realize he's been tricked!" - whispering to Princess Toadstool that Mario's plan worked, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Yeah, when King Koopa gives his kids a birthday party, they stay Koopa'd up in Koopa Castle all day!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Our poor home country! We can't even tell 'em the Koopas are comin'!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "How can we help America when we can't even help ourselves? They've got us triple-guarded!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*in unison with Mario} You mean these things?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Koopa's loadin' up the Doomship for an attack on London, Paris and yeesh, Brooklyn!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Are you sure these disguises will let us sneak aboard Koopa's doomship?" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Heh heh. So you're not even the boss of America anymore!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Nice crash landing, Mario." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "We'd better be careful!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Oh no! He's been captured by the marauding mummy!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Poor Mario! He's been doomed to some tomb and we'll never find him!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Hey! That map's a phony! It's got a picture of Mario on it!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Except maybe that...Mushroom Kingdom Twister!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "My beautiful balloon!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "It's ruined!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Times like this, I ask one question: What would Mario do if he were here?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Phew! Well, how do you like my special steam-powered mummy sled?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Mario he-hey! You're safe!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...we should be A-OK!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Hey, uh, I don't wanna be rude, but wasn't that a tail I just saw?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Her? A plumber? Hey, speakin' of plumbing, Mario, we got a job to do!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "But Mario!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*romantic voice*) But Mario! What am I supposed to do?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "My friends call me 'Cassanova Koopa'!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You can call me, 'Sweet Lips'!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Kootie Pie, can we get some privacy? What do we say we clear out the riffraff and redecorate in here?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*normal voice*) Luigi?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Whoa! The Koopa Kids are right behind me!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Ride 'em, plumber boy! Yee-haw!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Hey, since the Koopas left their wand behind, we might as well give it a shot!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Oh no! The wand's melted!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Oh no, you don't! I fixed it!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "What's goin' on? Koopa steals money! He doesn't share it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "{*with Mario and Toad*} You tell 'em, Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "She's done for!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Princess Toadstool! Princess Toadstool!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "But Castle Koopa's quelling with zillions of Koopa guards!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Geesh! Dark Land gives me the creeps!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Tanks for reminding me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I think we just jumped from the frying pan, into the fire!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "If we get past the fire pit!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoops! (*chuckles*) Silly me!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I can't wait to see ol' Bowser Koopa's face when he gets rid of this!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's a trap, Princess! Throw that key away and forget that evil castle ever existed!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "It looks like the only way in, is through the drain pipe!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Woo! A Sledge Brother!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah. Overdue for a vacation." - "Reign Storm"
 * "...we're proud to dedicate this new dam!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Oh, well then tell 'em the village will never be flooded again!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "'The new Mushroom Shopping Mall is haunted by Boo Diddlies!' There's more trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom than we can handle, Mario! We've gotta ask the Princess to come home!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Face it! We're plumber heroes, not princes!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Here! I already wrote it!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Where's Toad?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "What?! It's terrible Mario, ay ay ay! I don't think I can look at it again! Gee, the Princess ordered the new highway to be built out of quicksand! And every Fire Flower in the kingdom...extinguished!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Maybe she needed a longer vacation!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "You're WHAT?!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Yeah, I wonder what happened to the Princess that we know and love?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Yeah! Now bad ol' Koopa's the one who's gonna need a rest! (*snickers*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "{*with Mario*} Welcome home, Princess! Welcome home!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hey, but I am a baby! Those lunk-headed reptiles turned us into toddlers!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We unclogged the past!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "I, whoa! I-I-I-I-I'm not volunteering to wrestle the Sledge Bros.!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey, the problem is, do the Sledge Bros. know that?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "A long way from it!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "There, now it's even hotter!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! {quickly} Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "It's the Wizard King of the West!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "They don't call us super for nothing!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "I hate to dance!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!" - "Life's Ruff"
 * "Well, there goes the neighborhood!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Ahh! It's a garbage storm!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our tail!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "This gondola's gonna make us goners!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon." - "Super Koopa"
 * "Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake." - "Super Koopa"

Bowser

 * "I'll get those plumbers!" - Opening
 * "Listen up, you reptiles! The Koopa family meeting will come to order! So far, I’ve sent you Koopalings, to pull sneaky little tricks, and medium-sized meanness! Now you’re ready for the biggest badness of all! Goomba guards, show ‘em the guy we’re out to get’s life-sized portrait!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "No, Big Mouth’s right!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Somebody is gonna stop ‘em! I'm gonna turn Prince Hugo the Huge into a poodle. (*chuckles*) A miniature poodle! (*laughs*) So, who's gonna bring me Prince Hugo, so I can Koopa him into submission?!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Bully! Big Mouth! Cheatsy! Kooky! Step forward!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You are now Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas! And nothing can stop you! Now, bring me Prince Hugo so I can cut him down to size! (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "At last, ya did some rottenness worthy of a Koopa! I'm so proud of you Koopalings! Now you'll see why I modestly (*laughs*) call myself a genius! (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Poodle wand, do your stuff!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It's the small things in life that make a Koopa happy. (*laughs*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped back to normal size!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'll use this ninja wand later." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Or else what, plumber?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Grab him, Koopalings!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "That's a great idea, Princess! You, my dear have given me...a million dollar idea! (*laughs*) I always wanted twin poodles!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I'd like to save you Koopalings, but I just remembered I have an important tail-styling appointment in another Warp Zone! Bye!" - "Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "But, Kootie Pie, we plundered the whole Mushroom Kingdom to get you the best gifts a Koopa could steal." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I know you're a teensy bit upset, Kootie Pie." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Just tell King Daddiums what you really like for your birthday." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "But Sweetums, America's in the real world." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Alright, baby cakes. Anything you say. After all, you are turning...sweet sixteen." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You really know how to make a daddy proud. Take 'em to my dungeon!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "And the President is inside! Sledge Brothers, warp The White House away to Castle Koopa!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Attention, America! Your new ruler, Empress Kootie Pie, has called her first press conference!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Read them your new laws, Babykins!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yay, Kootie Pie! Recite after me, America. (*sheds tears of joy*) I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Attention, Koopa Clan! Your sweet sister Kootie Pie, has finally found a birthday present that makes her happy!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I'm gonna keep her happy. I'll put America's ruler where he'll never be rescued! At the bottom of the Mushroom Sea! (*laughs*)" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Oh, no! My doomship! Ruined!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "If you don't stop that whining right now...! " - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM! (*stomps the ground*)" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "AND YOU BETTER DO IT! STOP PINCHING YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! DON'T BE A BRAT! TURN DOWN YOUR STEREO!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "PICK UP YOUR SOCKS! CLOSE THE DOOR! GET OFF THE TELEPHONE!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Even my youngest Koopalings could outsmart you do-good dodos!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Good! We're gonna Koopatate 'em personally! C'mon, Hip and Hop! Watch how King Dad handles this!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We've got'cha trapped, Princess Toadstool! Get down here right now!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I hear ya whining loud and clear, my darling detestable daughter! The Doomship's fuel tanks are nearly filled, Then ya can't let the Mario Bros. discover they were stealing The Sultan's oil, through his water pipes until we drain his oil well-dry! So, stop the Mario Bros.! That's your order!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Congratulations, my dastardly descendants! I have seldom-seen buisness done better! And as for you, you fun-spoiling goodie-goodies, you're finally...my Koopa captives! Sultan, I'll be upstairs gloating, while the doomship sucks your oil well-dry! (*laughs*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I need the Doomship!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Kootie Pie! Cheatsy! Follow me!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Now they'll see the true creepiness of the Koopa clan! (*cackles*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "{*spitting oil*} Let's Koop outta here!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Check 'em out, Cheatsy! These Giant Land Paragoombas will mangle those crops! And when Princess Toadstool's people are starving, I won't sell her any food unless she gives me her kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "This cage is for you, drain-brain!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "What are you laughing at?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Me? Never. I can beat Princess Toadstool with one claw tied behind my back!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Deal! Best one I've ever made!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Cheatsy, you should've never let me get into this! In case you haven't noticed, I'm not as well-liked as Princess Toadstool!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "She'll go out there and be her goodie-goodie self and all the people will vote for her!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "(*coughs with a blue face*) Ah, you numbskull! You nincompoop, you...(*coughs as his face turns back to normal, and becomes nice*) charming, considerate handsome little angel. (*kisses Kooky*)" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "There's nothing to debate, you wonderful Mushroom People. Here. Take my money. And nice ol' King Koopa says, 'Have a nice day!'" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Toys for your kiddies, flea collars for your pets, free false teeth for your grandmothers. They'll be plenty more of these nice things, nice people, when you elect me, your nice ruler." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Well, hello there, little fella! Goo goo goo goo ga ga ga! Give your uncle a big kiss! {*kisses baby, who hits him with rattle*} Ow! Why you-- uh, you little sweet thing! {*kisses baby again*} Yuck! I hate little mushroom brats!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I don't care if they hear me or not! I'm sick of being nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Get back to Castle Koopa, and make me some more potion! My final election speech is comin' up!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Hurry! Being nice is killing me!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "They WHAT?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "But I can't win without it! And you know who I'm gonna blame for this, don'tcha?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I'm not goin' out there! This election was a stupid idea anyway, and if I want somethin', I'll just take it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's right! Nobody's a bigger fake than me! They want nice?! I'll give 'em nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Thank you! Thank you, my adoring fans!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's a lie! I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do down to mush!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "How could I be the only guy who voted for me?!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Princess Toadstool, you're far too clever for a reptile such as me. A lonely, humble... " - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I'm callin' it quits! Me and my Koopalings are leaving the Mushroom Kingdom forever! I feel so bad I've caused you so much trouble! I just hope you have it in your heart! (*cries*) Forgive me! (*continues sobbing, then blows on his white flag*) I know it won't make up for all the misery I've caused you, but I want you to have this: The key to Castle Koopa! (*cries*) I'm donating our ex-home to charity! Say goodbye, kids!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "We have guests, Cheatsy! I hope they like our newly-remodeled accommodations! Got an A rating! A for awful! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "How nice of you to say so! Now my boy, let me give you some more lessons on how to lie and cheat! (*laughs*) First you tell 'em a big lie to get 'em in your clutches, then ya squeeze 'em for the big payoff!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "King Dad to you! Now pay attention! Watch me Koop these dupes outta the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Sign here and your kingdom will be mine!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "If you don't, you two will be forced into early permanent retirement here in my dungeon! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "No? Then let me add some incentives!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "See, Cheatsy? They have no choice! They must meet my stinky demands, or my hot-tempered little friends will explode! (*laughs*)" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Thanks, son! See to be a real big cheat, ya have to doubletrick, doubledeal, and doublecross!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "The sneakiest dirtiest rottenest way you can find! Got it?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Good work! Back to your posts!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Now Princess, two more of your friends will meet an explosive fate!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Of course! It's the photo opprotunity of my life!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "While I go get pretty, you take her to the throne room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "One day, my boy, you may just be as big a cheat as I am!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Get off my throne, you ugly upstart!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "You nincom-Koop! {*takes his crown off of Cheatsy's headand puts it back on*}" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "No, it's mine, you doublecrossing dodo! Look! The Princess didn't sign the scroll for you, but I'll make her sign it for me! Where are the prisoners?!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "GUARDS! GUARDS!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "It's all your fault, you dirty dealing doublecrosser!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Stand still! I didn't give you the whole lesson!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "There we are, you little pipsqueak! With the Princess away, the Koopas will play, and destroy, and ruin!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I trust it's disgusting and devious!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "A perfect idea, Kooky my boy! I'm so glad I thought of it!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "This'll make those plumbers 'really popular'! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "My plan is working like a charm! When is the robot Princess gonna be ready?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I need the robot Princess now, Kooky! Or I'm sending you to your dungeon and cutting your allowance!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Those dumb plumbers fell for a phony robot! (*chuckles*) It won't be long, and the Mushroom Kingdom...will be mine! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "While our robot Princess lets me take over the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Reign Storm"
 * "There! I'll put on your Hawaiian disguise! Now you can blend in with all the other tourists! Aloha, Kooky!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Good afternoon, Princess! So nice of you to invite me for tea!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Make it fifteen minutes, plumb scum! {*throws Mario and Luigi out of the house*}" - "Reign Storm"
 * "...and magnificent..." - "Reign Storm"
 * "You're a little late, Kooky! Robot Princess was all your dumb idea, and if I weren't such a nice father, I would never let'cha try it!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "Just follow my plan, Cheatsy my boy, and we'll be rolling in easy money!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "If you ever wanna be as crummy and low-down a villain as me, ya gotta shut up and pay attention!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Loudmouthed flea-brain! You couldn't see a million gold coins right in front of your sniffling little snout!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Say it like I told ya to say it, Cheatsy!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Get off, ya big oafs!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "{*grabs Cheatsy*} Then YOU make it work!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "'The Masked Mashers of Mayhem'?! Never heard of 'em!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "This is perfect! The Sledge Bros. will make 'em 'The Squashed Bros.', and those million gold coins will be mine! (*laughs*) Do some cheatin', Cheatsy!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Well, cheat some more!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Outta my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge ya rent!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Me?! Uh-uh! No way! Not me!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "Then let’s grab him, Cheatsy!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "HAHAHAHAHA! This is Koopa-riffic! I can do even more bad in my Doomsub than in my Doomship!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "I'll get you for this, Marioooooooo!!!" - "The Ugly Mermaid"
 * "And I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "The Real World's got seven continents, and I'm givin' one to each of you to do with what you like! Bully, you get to be the beast of the east in Asia! Cheatsy, you show how low you can go, down under, in Australia! Kootie Pie, show the Old World some newer nastiness! Go be a plague in Europe! Kooky, go wild in Africa! Big Mouth, blow your hot air all over Antarctica! Hip, rediscover North America! Be rotten from sea to shining sea! Hop, lambada South America! Give the Real World a Kooping it'll never forget!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "We never would've lost if you Koopaling clowns had just tried to wake me up! Whose idea was this midnight attack?!" - "True Colors"
 * "Gimme back Hip's Magic Wand! It's Koopa property, and it's rightfully mine!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" - "Recycled Koopa"
 * "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" - "Super Koopa"
 * "This is all your fault, Kooky." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "I don't know what's bringing them to Venice, but I know what's gonna bring them under!" - "The Venice Menace"

Kooky von Koopa

 * "Oh yeah! Let's get back to Castle Koopa, so Dad can tell us how smart we are!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Bully, Big Mouth, and Cheatsy*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "(*in Bully's voice*) Water Land!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "No fair!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "We're Kooping out too!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Ooh, relax, King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Wrong! It's my newest invention: Nice Guy Potion!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down. He’d never win, unless we fixed this election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whaddaya think, Cheatsy? Does Nice Guy King Dad stand a chance?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Uh, oh! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, brother! It looks like the Nice Guy Potion is wearing off!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Don't ever rush achieve!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa! Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oh, forget the plumber! We've got to get that Nice Guy Potion to Dad, before he blows the election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "*screams* The potion is gone!!! We've been outsneaked!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "They stole the Nice Guy Potion!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "C'mon, King Dad! You can fake your way through this!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whoa, hey, Bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Even worse! What if I built a robot Princess, to take over the kingdom, while the real Princess is gone?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The robot's ready for evil, King Dad! No one in the Mushroom Kingdom, will even suspect the real Princess is still in the Real World! (*laughs*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "My job is to keep the real Princess Toadstool in real Hawaii. You told me six times, Bossy Dad!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Aloha, Pop!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Dad! I came to warn you! The real Princess is coming back!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario babies never warp through this pipe!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "My time travel thing is working great!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
 * "We do. We're playing a game called: STUFF YOUR FURNITURE DOWN THE DRAIN!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"''
 * "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I make it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "Say no more, Kooper Dooper dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!" - "Oh, Brother!"
 *  {Mind-controlled} "Your wish is my command, Mario masters." - "Oh, Brother!"
 * "And now a big jerk for that big plumber jerk!" - "Oh, Brother!
 * "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
 * "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to chaos mode!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!" - "True Colors"
 * "Then hit it, Hip! Hop to it, Hop!" - "Super Koopa"
 * "The French fries!" - "Super Koopa"

Big Mouth Koopa Jr.

 * "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I've seen some ugly raccoons in my day, but these are the worst!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Wrong, ya fuzzy fungus! I'll make them sorry! (*blows Mario and Luigi*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "I love being a Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "You're a royal pain! And we need your cage for our prisoners!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Don't shut that door! We gotta put Mario in there!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Big deal! We've still got Prince Hugo and three more prisoners than King Daddy sent us for!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Couldn't we stay like this and capture a couple more kingdoms?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Bully*} Yaaaaay! ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, for he's a jolly bad Koopa! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Bully, Cheatsy, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "So, what kingdom are we Giant Ninja Koopas gonna conquer first?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Yow! Yaaaah!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Give that brat a country and she finally stops nagging!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Yeah! Someone magnificent, like we are! Let’s go find him!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "But first, we want a car! A big, bad, convertible!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "With those budinskis out of the way, we could take Hollywood by storm!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Hey look! King Dad's doing aerobic exercises and getting in shape with more madness! Great idea!" - "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
 * "These Marios are tough! Whadda ya think they're up to? The nerve of these guys, sneaking into Dark Land, reminds me of-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "No, it must be true! If Mario gets it, we'll be doomed to be good for good! He'll control everything! We'll be dancing to his doom-" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Ummm, big Bully brother, old pal. That thing doesn't work on me and Cheatsy, does it? I mean, you wouldn't make your favorite brother dance, would ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Everbody do the koopa, everybody shout and pout!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "I'll help you, daddy dearest!" - "Do the Koopa"
 * "Stick ‘em up! Give me your purse! I’m a real bad robber Koopa! I’m also a bad dancer!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Hey, Kootie Pie, stick ‘em up! Put your hands in the air! I’m a thief and a crook!" - "Crimes R Us"

Kootie Pie Koopa

 * "{*throwing birthday presents out the window*} Yah! Cheap ninnies!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "It's not enough!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "(*stops whining*) America." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom! I am going to be Empress of America! Aha ha ha!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Ooh! There, Daddy! There's the castle of America's president! They call it 'The White House!'" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "It's time for a meaner, crueler America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Law number one! Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "How dare you disturb the almost-empress of the entire real world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT- TO- DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*whining*} I'll tell daddy on you!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "It's all your fault! You let the Mario Bros. capture it! You let them warp me home! You let them save America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "{*in a whiny voice*} But Daddykins!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Are you telling moi what to do?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Daddy, do something! We're about to be infested by those pesky plumbers!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Ooh, sometimes you just get so bossy I could just spit in his soup! 'Stop the Mario Bros.!' How?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Oh! AH! What happened to my usual beautiful self?!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Cheatsy, go back! You get back here, you forgot to do my tail!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "(*romantic voice*) Woo, hello handsome! Arent'cha the famous Super Mario?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Pleased to meet you! I am Lady Fettuccine Alfredo! A little bit saucy, but very, very nice!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "A tail? Me? Why, I have never been so insulted in all my life! Here I am, lost in these dungeons for days, without a thing to eat and now choosing me in having a tail?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You know, Mario, sweetie, I'm an amateur plumber myself!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Luigi's right! (*eats spaghetti forcefully*) And now that we've eaten, I think you should bring The Sultan and all his guests down here! It'll be safe in case of the uh, castle explodes! (*laughs*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Maybe not, but it certainly matches the rest of me. (*normal voice*) Cheatsy! Restore me to my natural loveliness!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You'll never see the Mario Bros. again!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "The Mario Bros. are finished!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "W-who...are you?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Wow, you've got some kisser!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You get outta here and leave us in peace!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Daddy only wants me to be happy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "And believe me, Cheatsy! Cassanova's the only reptile for me! (*kisses Cassanova Koopa*)" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "*screams* I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I'll tie your lips behind your head! And you'll never kiss again!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Yes! People will do anything Dadzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!" - "Dadzilla"
 * "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Don't try to get on my good side!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
 * "Aliens! Daddykins! Billions and billions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear!" - "Mush-Rumors"
 * "Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!" - "Crimes R Us"
 * "Not just in time, Cheatsy! That steam melted my mascara!" (*cries*) - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
 * "Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Just because you're drowning, you don't have to yell!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!" - "The Venice Menace"
 * "The shopping!" - "Super Koopa"

Cheatsy Koopa

 * "{*in unison with Bully, Big Mouth, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Desert Land!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Save us!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Wait for us!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Tell that to the Mario Bros., Kootie Pie! They'll be here any second!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Relax, sis! I got a scheme so sneaky that Dad will wish he thought of it!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I turned you into Mario's dream girl! It's the perfect way to stall him!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "So long, sis! I gotta split!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Yeah, who is this guy anyway?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "I'm not sure King Dad would like this!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Luigi!" - Realizing that Cassanova is actually Luigi, "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "This is as sneaky and slimy as you can get, Dad. I love it!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "A brilliant foil print for badness, King Dad! Let the fiendish feast begin!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Too bad, Dad. I was sure you were finally gonna become boss of the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Bad King Dad? (*laughs*) Are you kidding?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Yeah, Dad! I noticed!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Uh, maybe you could try being, uh...nice!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's a miracle!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Good scheming, Kooky!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Not without more cheating! While Dad conducts a nice campaign, we'll conduct a dirty one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "That's why we're fixing things, so she won't make another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Looks like King Dad will win by a landslide!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Don't let the mooding public hear ya say that, King Dad!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You got it! Soon to be ruler, Pop!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Cant'cha hurry up? Dad needs his Nice Guy Potion now!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I'm not rushing. I'm helping!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "It's that louse, Luigi! Let's Koopafy him!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Where'd Luigi go?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Sure, you're the biggest fake around!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "We couldn't help it, King Dad! We had to vote for her! She's so nice! And you're...so...so..." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Exactly, Dad!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Oops! He's got more rrrr than ever!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Huh? Dad!" - reaction after King Koopa takes his walkman, "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I like your big bang theory, King Dad!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Doublecross, huh?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Got it, King Dad!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Thanks for the cheating lesson, King Dad!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Not one day, Dad. Today! Just watch me following in your dirty footsteps! GUARDS!!! Take the prisoners away...to my room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Sign the kingdom over to me, or your pals go back for a Bob-omb party!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "The Mushroom Kingdom is mine! Mine! {*laughs and jumps*} I can't wait to tell Dad that I double-crossed you!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Careful, King Dad! Uh, ex-King Dad! I'm the new king of Mushroom Kingdom! See?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "{*takes King Koopa's crown and puts it on*} Course! Since you gave me the idea to cheat you out of it, I'll make sure you get a cushy assignment! Say, cleaning the royal stables?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Hey! That's mine!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Uh, locked in my room!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "But, King Dad! You should be proud of me! I was only doing bad like you taught me!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Uh, King Dad, speaking of easy money- {*King Koopa covers his mouth*}" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "But, King Dad! There's some easy money right over- {*King Koopa covers his mouth*}" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Um, sorry King Dad, but we all can't be as smart as you are." - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I'd like to register my team: The Sledge Bros.!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "(*snickers*) Too bad, King Dad! Looks like your scheme to win the prize money won't work as easy as you thought!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "You are getting very sleepy! You are completely {yawns} under my power! You will do exactly as I say! You cannot wake up for two whole days! Understand?" - Hypnotizing Toad's wrestling cousins, "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey! Aren't those the Mario Bros.?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "But I've already set booby traps all over the ring!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Watch, King Dad! Here comes booby trap number one!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Watch this booby trap, King Pop!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Quittin' time?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Uh-uh! No way! Not me! Aaaah!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey, King Dad! The wimp with the wand just touched down!" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
 * "Wake up, King Dad. Time to do your midnight sneak attack on the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "True Colors"

Bully Koopa

 * "Giant-schmiant, Big Mouth! He ain’t that big of a deal! (*punches Big Mouth*)" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Right, King Dad. I was gonna say, if somebody like Big Mouth or Kootie Pie ought to stop ‘em." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "But Dad, this could be dangerous! Isn't there a small prince we could capture?" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Yeah! They're almost as ugly as the Mario Bros.!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "But, Pop! We're having such fun as Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Big Mouth*} Yaaaaay! ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, for he's a jolly bad Koopa! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Big Mouth, Cheatsy, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

Hip Koopa

 * "This mummy tomb sure is..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We've found it! And King Dad thought..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "{*with Hop*}...eat his words!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "{*with Hop*} Phew!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...that?! I'm not waitin' to find out! Let's grab Prince Mushroomkhamen's gold mummy case..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Here's our chance to sneak off..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "We're all eyes all mean as..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"

Hop Koopa

 * "...spooky!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...we'd mess up this heist! Old Pop's gonna have to {*with Hip*} eat his words!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "{*with Hip*} Phew!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "W-w-what was..." - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...and high-tail it outta here!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Hey, Hip! Does this old prince mummy guy look familiar?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...without anyone seeing us!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "...a mean Dad's!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"

Princess Toadstool

 * "We came as soon as we got your message, Prince Hugo." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Toad*} Yikes!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, no! Poor Prince Hugo!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's so mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle too!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Here, Mario, I'd better turn you back to normal." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "It sure is nice not to worry about the Koopas for a while." - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "I'll see if I can stall 'em while you guys run!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "If we don't get him and The White House back to the real world, Kootie Pie will ruin America!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Leave it to me, Luigi!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Hey! That guy in the funny helmet told me his boomerang was more powerful than your fireball!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "So, go ahead! Let him call you a wimp!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Are you gonna let him do that to you?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "You're not gonna let him get away with that, are you?!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Quick! Hold up your chains!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Get over here, right into the crossfire!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Quick! Run for it!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Hurry, Mario! Once The White House hits bottom, America is sunk!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "Mario! You and Luigi are the only ones who can stop the real world from becoming Koopa's world!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
 * "(*sighs*) Sure is nice to relax after a rough adventure!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I wonder why the mummy's so upset?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I bet it has something to do with that golden mummy case those bratty Koopa twins are sneaking off with! We gotta get that case! Luigi, Toad, follow me! Mario, keep the mummy from hurting anyone until we get back!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "If we only had a map of the pyramids!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I'll take a map to the mummy tombs!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Look!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "No, don't you see? The prince looks like Mario!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "The only way we're gonna get Mario back is to break into Castle Koopa, grab the mummy case, and trade the real mummy prince for Mario!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "This steam cloud balloon was a brilliant idea, Luigi!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "At least Koopa's guards haven't spotted us!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Quick! Into the tower! Maybe there's another way out!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Ah, great! Now if we only had a way to get it past King Koopa!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "What happened to the queen mummy?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Uh, you made a mistake, Queen Mushroomkhamen! This is our friend Mario! There's your real son!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Who's dress doesn't even match her tail?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Just watch this! (*heads to Cheatsy and Kootie Pie*) I dare ya to come over here and say that!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You wanna bet?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "If you're so eager to rule my people, why don't you do it the right way?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "There's an election coming up! Let the people decide who they want, and the loser will leave the kingdom!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You're on, Koopa! We'll settle this fair and square, once and for all! Deal?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "I challenged King Koopa to run against me in a fair election! But obviously, he isn't reptile enough to come and debate me." - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Don't worry, guys! I'm making a speech at the Mushroom Kingdom Founder's Day Picnic! Other mind people what Koopa's really like!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "My fellow Mushroomers! Ask not what Koopa does for you today, ask what he did to you in the past!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Whaddaya want me to say, Mario?" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "You heard my speech! Now listen to King Koopa! Then decide who you want as your leader!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "BOWSER KOOPA! I JUST HEARD THAT YOU USED A NICE GUY POTION TO TRY AND WIN THIS ELECTION!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Wow!" - Amazed by her election victory, "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Castle Koopa! I can turn it into a retirement home for elderly mushrooms!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "But there are so many old people in my kingdom who need a nice place to live! Ah, I'm gonna take a look at it right now!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Just a little sprucing up, and this place will be a real... {*unlocks key and opens door*} ...homey! {*crumpled Dry Bones falls next to her and Mario*} With a little work, of course." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Ugh! That picture will be the first thing to go! Ugh, it's as ugly and repulsive as King Koopa was in person!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "You gotta say one thing for it! The old folks wouldn't get bored living here!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Gee! Uh, which way back to the door?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I should've known not to trust you!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "The Mushroom Kingdom?! Never!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I'll never sign my kingdom over to you!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Will your court photographers be there if I sign over the kingdom?" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Then I'll do it on two conditions: That you move us to the throne room, and that you change that tacky outfit!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "(*sigh*) I guess I have no choice... {*signs contract*} There." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Get ready, guys! Uh, The Sledge Bros. are breaking you out of here! {*breaks lamp on purpose*}" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "I really shouldn't go to the real world, Mario. I have a kingdom to run." - "Reign Storm"
 * "Toad, we're only going for a couple of days! (*sighs*) Maybe we shouldn't go at all!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Promise me you'll call for me if you have any trouble- (*Toad pulls her down the pipe*)" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I can't stop worrying about my kingdom!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The doctor did say I need to relax... {*throws sunglasses and joins Toad*}" - "Reign Storm"
 * "I'm okay, thank you!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Not really." - Answering to Cutter about Toad, "Reign Storm"
 * "(*sighs*) I'm not sure if I ever wanna go home!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Well, why not? C'mon! I'm gonna tell Toad we're gonna stay a couple more weeks!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Great news, Toad! I've decided to spend another week here in Hawaii!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "What?! Kooky?! Oh, I've gotta get home! My subjects may need me!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "(*chuckles*) I'm a Princess." - Revealing who she truly is to Cutter, "Reign Storm"
 * "And it's time that I started acting like one! Where's the nearest drain pipe?" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Uh, Cutter, thanks for the most fun I've ever had in my life! Someday, I hope I can make you feel as welcome in my world, as you made me feel in yours!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Hurry, Toad!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Toad, lighten up! It’s just a silly old wrestling match! What’s that compared to the really important things like… like feeding those poor Mushroom orphans?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "What's that all about? I've never seen Toad so upset!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Yes, we will! We just need help! And I'm gonna get some!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "QUICK!!! GRAB ONE!!! (*throws Starmen to Mario and Luigi*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Mario and Luigi should have been back by now. They must be in trouble." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
 * "Don't be so self-conscious. It's not like your on television with millions of people watching you. Now come on. We've gotta find Mario and Luigi." - Reassuring Toad and getting him back on task, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"

Toad

 * "First message we ever got that was bigger than the post office." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "{*in unison with Princess Toadstool*} Yikes!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Those are the Mario Bros.! And if you don't let us go, they'll make ya sorry!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
 * "Wow! That mummy really throws her weight around!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Give up, Koopas! You're finished!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "I dare ya to come back here and say that!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "If it's maps ya want, I got a cousin who can help!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yeah, I get it! That's why the mad mummy shanghaied him!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yeah! Nothin' stops Raccoon Luigi!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Until now!" - Realizing two Paragoombas are coming after them, "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Hey, look! The real prince's mummy case!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Compared to what?" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
 * "Yeah! But where'd the oil come from?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "You take the word of an amateur plumber?" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Luigi! This way!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
 * "Princess! Major trouble! King Koopa has brought a plague of Paragoombas to eat your kingdom for lunch!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Yeah! All the awesome things he's given away might make people vote for him!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "{*with Mario and Luigi*} You tell 'em, Princess!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
 * "Stupid, ugly, twofaced..." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Yeah, remind me never to grow old!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "They've been in there too long, Luigi! Looks like someone better go in and see what happened!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "{*puts on a pair of glasses*} I agree, Luigi! Come to me when- {*Luigi grabs him*} HEY!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Us mushrooms get all gross and soggy and..." - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "If we could only fly, we'd be outta here!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Bye, Koopa!" - "Never Koop a Koopa"
 * "Hey! Let's go to the islands! Hawaii, here we come! Let's party!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Kick back, Princess! Catch some Z's in UVs! We're in paradise!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Mario and Luigi can handle it! Last one in is a rotten Koopa! {*runs into the water*} C'mon, Princess! This is awesome!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Check this out, Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "And he thinks I look weird?! Well, maybe he'll take her mind off her dumb worries that a kingdom will fall apart!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Eat pineapple, kid!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Rockstar?! Where?!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "That's no rockstar! That's Kooky von Koopa!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "If Kooky's here by himself, then the rest of the Koopas must be up to somethin'! Why didn't Mario and Luigi let us know?!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "She's not kiddin', Cutter! She really is a princess, of the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Over there!" - Pointing out Princess Toadstool to the nearest Warp Pipe, "Reign Storm"
 * "In the meantime, kiddo, you'd appreciate it if you kept all this secret!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "Great surfin', Princess!" - "Reign Storm"
 * "The next time the Princess needs someone to deliver a million gold coins to the Mushroom Orphanage… {pants} I’m on vacation!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Gulp! Easy money! Mmm, not this money! It's flyin' to Koopa!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * {sleepy} "I'll be glad to hand over this money! A million gold coins...big responsibil...ity." {falls asleep} - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * {wakes up} "Huh? Someone's stole the gold coins right up from under me! Koopa, that creep! He's the only one mean enough to swipe money meant for orphans!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "How can I face those poor kids? I'll just have to make that money back someway! Hmm, but how?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Doesn't that Koopa creep know about trash cans?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "'Mushroom Wrestling Federation presents: Tag Team Wrestling Tournament?' Meh. Whoop-dee-doo. (*throws flyer away*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "(*rushes back to flyer in shock*) 'First Prize: A million gold coins?!' WHOOP-DEE-DOO!!!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Now, all I need is a wrestling team! Hmm, I got it!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I can't tell the Princess! I'm too ashamed! So I really need you guys to be in this tournament!" - Begging his wrestling cousins to enter the tournament, "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I'd like to enter my team, The Mushroom Marauder and Jake "The Crusher" Fungi!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "No fair, Cheatsy! You took our place in line!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey! Save it for the match! That's when we need to beat these guys!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "We gotta win it, we just gotta!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Rise 'n' shine! Today's the big day!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Here! Get a whip o' this! That'll wake ya!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "(*grabs a megaphone*) JAKE! WAKE UP! YOU GUYS HAVE TO WIN THE MILLION GOLD COINS TODAY!!!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Hey! COUSIN!!! Oh! Oh no! Wake up, guys! If we don't win this match, those poor orphans will be out on the streets! WAKE UP!!! Ohhhh...! Jake! Rise 'n' shine! Ya have to win this tournament!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * {takes off cap while crying} "You know all that money I was supposed to deliver to the orphanage?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I fell asleep and Koopa stole it! (*cries*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "No, Mario! She trusted me and I'll let her down. I thought I could make it up to where if my cousins won the prize money. (*cries*) Now those poor orphans will go hungry! (*continues sobbing*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "I dunno, guys. Maybe you...overtrained just a little?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "This match is dirtier than Koopa Castle! We're never gonna win!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Get up, guys, please! Think about those poor little orphans!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Mario thanks you, Luigi thanks you...and the orphans thank you!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "Another bag?! Wait a second! If Koopa didn't steal it, then the orphans had it along...then I didn't need to... (*faints*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
 * "What's goin' on and what's it sayin'?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"