The 'Shroom:Issue 186/Staff Notes

Staff Notes Written by: and

Wow... This office is way bigger than my old one!

Oh, uh, hello there, 'Shroom readers! Welcome to the September issue of The 'Shroom. I could make some jokes about fall, but it's still hot and I have to save material for my Fake News notes. Not that I'm a stranger to recycling material... Anyway, I have a couple announcements for you today, so let's get right into it!

The position of Statistics Manager has been filled! First of all, thank you to everyone who applied and showed interest in the position. The Core Staff took some time to review the applications, and we came to a final decision based on the application that we thought was the most solid. So, effective immediately,  is our new Statistics Manager! He's returning from retirement back into an active role in the Core Staff, and we're excited to have him working with us once again. If I may make a suggestion, how about checking out our sign up page and sending some 'Shroom applications his way? You know, to support the new Statistics Manager of course! I definitely don't have any ulterior motives.

Also, we're hard at work planning our upcoming Holiday Special Issue in December! As part of that, we need a little bit of help from you, specifically regarding the future of 'Shroomfests. We'd like to gauge if community interest for 'Shroomfest is still there, so please take a minute or two to fill out this Google form to let us know if you're interested (or not) in seeing future rounds of 'Shroomfest this December and beyond, and feel free to leave your suggestions and thoughts as well.

That's all I have for now, but my newly appointed Sub-Director Roserade also has some things to tell you, so I'll leave you with him. As for myself, I have to go review this proposal for increasing our microphone budget...

Enjoy the issue!

&mdash;Waluigi Time, Director

Greetings, beautiful 'Shroom readers! Boy, it sure is nice to be back! This office is just as homey as my Fun Stuff division, and I'm glad to hold the title of Sub-Director once more. Though I must confess, it's not so nice to return to this new room color. Who let Waluigi Time paint the walls? It's so... obnoxiously purple.

Now that I'm all moved in, I'm here to report that I don't have much to report! Wow! I do want to give a nod towards next month's issue, though; at that time, we're intending to open sign-ups for a writers-focused 'Shroom event, in preparation for our special December issue! That's right, the pre-planning doesn't stop around here! Of course, you should all know without the extra encouragement that you should tune in to our October edition. I just wanted to give you that little extra push. You're welcome.

My Time-allotted time is running short, so I'm signing off for now. Thank you for reading, and venture forth into everything else Issue 186 has in store for you!

&mdash;Roserade, Sub-Director