List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes

The following is a list of quotes in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door; the quotes are listed by character.

Mario

 * "Yer darn bloopin'!"
 * "Keep your coins, fiend!"
 * "Keep it, you cad!"
 * "That's disgusting!"
 * "Guess again, nerd!"
 * "Darn skippy!"
 * "Let there be hot dogs!"
 * "No. Jumping eggs bug me."
 * "Spare me the prologue, and just curse me, already."
 * "Call me Blanket P.I.!"

Luigi

 * ''"I was one hot sacrifice, Bro."
 * ''"You go, Bro!"

Princess Peach

 * ''" ' Comprehend ' Love? Love's not something you comprehend, TEC. You feel it."
 * "I can't believe I got kidnapped...again."

Bowser

 * ''"Crystal Stars? They sound like great world-conquering tools! I want 'em!"
 * ''"Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
 * ''"It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
 * ''"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
 * ''"AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
 * ''"I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
 * ''"ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
 * ''"Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
 * ''"You're both too old,"
 * ''"Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"
 * ''"Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me."
 * ''"Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say-so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"

Grodus

 * ''"Gaaack ack ack ack ack!"
 * "Princess Peach. You will speak when spoken to."
 * "I don't care how you planned to end that sentence, fool. Go get them. Now."
 * Don't forget your place, you impudent worm! Just concentrate on finding the legendary treasure! That is ALL I require of you."
 * "I trust your words, though I rapidly lose my patience!"
 * "You blew it AGAIN, Lord Crump. You sicken me."
 * "What is the matter with you idiots? Falling for a fake Crystal Star? That's asinine!"
 * "I've been looking forward to this, I must admit."
 * "I am the supreme leader of the secret society of X-Nauts! I am Grodus!"
 * "I don't suppose Crump had any idea of my plan though. Gaack ack ack ack ack!"
 * "Once you fools are gone, no-one will stand in my way! Grodus will rule the world!"
 * "Meet your ends, you meddlesome fools! You will know my power!"
 * "So, you have the mettle to push me this far... But no more!"
 * "Argh! You will not stop me! Take this!"
 * "Guh! Fools!"
 * "Uhh... No..."
 * "You are more than you seem... But this is not finished. I saw even this possibility."
 * "Move one step, and she will breathe no more!!!"
 * "Stop your blubbering! This is it! Meet your end!"
 * "WORM! You would dare defy me?!? Do you NOT care for the life of your pitiful princess?!?"
 * "Now, arise! Arrise! My Shadow Queen!"
 * "Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!"
 * "Huh? What do you mean?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you!"
 * "Enough of this prattle! Do as I say!!! NOW! Or I will send you back to the depths..."

Madame Flurrie

 * "Come over here and get some sugar!"
 * "Why, that was absolutely no trouble whatsoever!"
 * "Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"
 * "Time to pay for all of your misdeeds!"

Yoshi (kid)

 * "Let's rock, Gonzales! I'm ready to chew this dude up and spit him out!"
 * "It's stupid cold!"

Grubba

 * "GREAT-GALLOPIN' GULPITS!"
 * "Well, dog my cats!"''
 * "Well, slap me and call me Sassafras!"
 * "I gotta say... Ya'll a coupla slack-jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business..."
 * "Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk! Yer darn tootin'!"
 * "Who 'n tarnation 're you, son?!? Who let you in?!? This is Grubba's office!"
 * "When I was just a poor pup, I didn't give a Pokey's patoot for fancy, big-city ways!"
 * "I'd better keep this room locked tighter than a peanut-butter jar at a squirrel convention!"
 * "Whoa, nelly!"
 * "Wait a diddly-darn minute there!"