Guffawha Ruins monster

"Hey, Mr. Mussstache! I am amazed you hafff come ssso fffar. Word hasss ssspread in town that I hafff become a horrible and dessspicably fffrightening monssster. Why doesss everybody ssspread rumorsss they know nothing about? That makesss me fffuriousss!!! It's SSSOOOOO ANNOYING! It tearsss up my insssidesss! Oh! You could help! Mr. Mussstahce! Pleassse help me releassse the ssstresss that ailsss me ssso! All you mussst do isss dodge my flamesss fffor 30 sssecondsss. What do you sssay? Will you eassse my pain? Will you help me essscape my ssstresss?"

- Guffawha Totem

The Guffawha Totem is a head made out of stone found in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. It lives in Guffawha Ruins and is met in Luigi's quest to get Crabbie Grass and save his brother from Bean Fever. Everyone in Little Fungitown mentioned he was a beast and monster.

When Luigi met him, the Guffawha Totem was actually a nice, kind guy; however, he was furious of people spreading rumors of him being a monster. He wanted to take his anger out on something, so he challenged Luigi to a mini-game.

The Guffawha Totem would launch rays, while Luigi stood on a few moving platforms and had to jump over these projectiles. He had to avoid all rays for thirty seconds and he would win. If he got hit, Luigi would have to start all over. After Luigi won, the Stone Head let him continue on his quest.