List of Kamek quotes

This is a list of quotes by Kamek.

Platformers

 * ''"So long! Enjoy your flight!" - Super Mario Galaxy

Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3

 * "SCRREEECH!!! THE BABIES ARE MINE!"
 * "Go forth and find the other baby!! Don't let his parents get him back! Ever!!"
 * "So, you're still on the baby's side, Yoshi-baby? Then get a load of THIS!"
 * "Hi there, cute li'l Yoshi! Does Baby Mario wanna go to Bowser's Castle? I'll take him there in a hurry! Tee hee hee."
 * "Oh yes, we have Baby Mario's brother at Bowser's Castle. But we're not handing him over to the likes of you!"
 * "Yoshi dear, that baby is going to mean disaster for the Koopas! So give him here before you get hurt by accident!"
 * "Great job, Yoshi! Now, you will be Froggy's lunch! Hee hee hee!"
 * "Give up, Yoshi, you egg-throwing maniac! Ooops... Forget that!"
 * "Yoshi! Oh dear... Well, Marching Milde will pound you to bits!!"
 * "Little Koopa, come through for me now! Go and rock Yoshi's world!"
 * "Aaaaagh! Yoshi! To get this far, you must be full of power, but... This slug has no weak points!!"
 * "Eeeeek!! How did you...? You! I never expected you to get so far! EEEEEE! Now it's over! Your game ends HERE!!"
 * "You can, ah, will, aaah, never enter the Koopa Kingdom! I banish you to forever twinkle in the heavens. BEGONE!!"
 * "Welcome!!! Yoshi, if you would be so kind, please HAND OVER THE BABY!"
 * "Oh, dear... What to do... Young Master Bowser wakes..."
 * "Yoshi, how could you do this??? Young Master, let me help you! Here!"
 * "How dare you?! It's not fair... You are such a big meanie... Someday... We will be back... You'll see!"

Spinoffs

 * ''"Welcome! It's time to face my magic!" - Mario Party DS
 * ''"Get a load of this spell. I call it Kamek Spell No. 8!" - Mario Party DS
 * ''"Hee hee hee! I, Kamek, came in first! I am the Superstar! And since I'm the Superstar, these Mini Stars that we gathered belong to me! Hee hee hee! So, if you don't mind, I'll be taking them now!" (I can't let those meddlers take Bowser's Mini Stars!) See you later!" - Mario Party 9

RPGs

 * "This... is... Smithy's castle! No trespassers... allowed!" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "Is that... my child?" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "Huh? I made it back here SOMEHOW, but it appears that I've been brainwashed, or something. Have I done something... wrong?" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "It looks like you've got some tough new troopers, now. But my magic can still help you..." - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
 * "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * "That oughta fix you up." - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * "Actually... Yeah, you know, this frilly pink thing is pretty darn cute, I must say." - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
 * "I mean, those blue robes are so DRAB. Sometimes I open the closet and just gag." - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

 * "Prince Bowser! Let's hightail it out of here!"
 * "Ah-HAAAAA!! You! You little red and green insects! Didn't I try to kidnap you once? Yeah, I did! Boy, THAT didn't work out so well.... and you don't look quite so little anymore.... And you're much hairier, too.... Weird....but none of that matters! You like bothering our budding master of evil, do you? Then I'll bother YOU up!"
 * "Yaaaaaaaaaack! How long do I have to do this?! I'm in a hurry!"
 * "Prince Bowser! Let's scram!"
 * "Snacks.... Must find snacks...."
 * "Score! And doesn't look like anyone's home, so I'll just help myself to the goods."
 * "You gotta wonder why this place is so empty, through...."
 * "Whoa! You hairy jerks again! Chased me all the way to this stupid island, have you?"
 * "Huzzat? You want the Cobalt Star shards back?"
 * "Hey, I got my own problems. I'm on a snack run for Prince Bowser. He's on the cliff top. I don't have time for you guys! These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!"
 * "Hey, what's your beef, pal? I'm not tasty enough for you?! I'm prime Koopa, you snob!"
 * "You're lucky I'm in a rush."
 * "I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you."
 * "Boy, you doofuses just get on a Koopa's tail and STAY there, don'tcha?"
 * "Well, try this on for size..."
 * "Unless those overalls are fireproof, you're gonna barbecue, you weenies! Give up now!"
 * "You really think you're tough? Then make it to the cliff top, losers! I'd LOVE to see it!"
 * "Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow."
 * "Yeah... It's been...great."
 * "Ack! Baby alert!"
 * "Prince Bowser! Take it easy!"
 * "Leave this rabble to me. You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!"
 * "You guys are really starting to chap my shell."
 * "I'm gonna yank out all those mustache hairs...AFTER I beat those cookies out of you!"
 * "Oooh, which one's the REAL me?"

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 * "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
 * "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
 * "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
 * "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
 * "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
 * "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
 * "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
 * "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
 * "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
 * "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
 * "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
 * "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
 * "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
 * "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Oh well. Best of luck!"