List of The Super Mario Bros. Movie quotes

This is a list of quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Movie. They are listed by character.

Mario

 * "LUIGI!!"
 * "What is this place?"
 * "It's a little mushroom man! A little mushroom man talking to me!"
 * "Uhh... Mario." - After Toad introduces himself.
 * "So this is not a dream?"
 * "YES!" - Response to Toad whacking him with a spear and asking if it hurt.
 * "That is a cruel twist of fate."
 * "...Hello." - Reaction to seeing a Bramball.
 * "This place is amazing."
 * "Mushroom Kingdom, here we come!"
 * "Here you go."
 * "Whoa! Okay, so these bricks are just floatin' here?"
 * "Oh, wow! Love these pipes- (screams)" - Mario before being sucked into a Clear Pipe.
 * "Ah, come on!" - Mario getting stuck in a pipe maze.
 * "You are going to help me find my brother Luigi."
 * "But are we?" - Response to Toad claiming that they are best friends.
 * "Oh, I got this. No problem."
 * "AH! Get it off, get it off, get it off!" - Reaction to a Cheep Cheep getting stuck to his face.
 * "Mamma mia..."
 * "I'm not afraid."
 * "I'll do anything for my brother."
 * "Alright... Let's-a go."
 * "Meeeow." - Mario after transforming into Cat Mario.
 * "You asked for it!"
 * "Wahoo!"

Princess Peach

 * "Bowser is coming. Together, we are going to stop that monster."
 * "Together, we will stop--"
 * "We have heart! And with your strength... we can win!"
 * "Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated."
 * "They're all counting on us."
 * "No pressure."
 * "You're coming with us."
 * "There's a huge universe out there... with a lot of galaxies."
 * "Pretty incredible, huh?"
 * "Here. We. Go!"

Luigi

 * "MARIO!"
 * "Where am I?!"
 * "There's gotta be a way outta here."
 * "Wow, uh... Yay."
 * "You think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it?! ...Because I don't!"
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Bowser

 * "Open the gates!"
 * "MARIO!!!"
 * "I do not." - In response to the penguin king asking if Bowser yields.
 * "I've finally found it. Now who's gonna stop me!?"
 * "I'm not threatened."
 * "Not sure if you know who I am... but I'm about to rule the world."
 * "But there's one problem: there's a human—has a mustache, just like you."
 * "DO YOU KNOW HIM!?"
 * "My army! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!"
 * "We will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 * "Let's end this."

Toad

 * "DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, YOU'LL DIE!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine."
 * "Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad!"
 * "That hurt, right?" (after response from Mario) "Definitely not a dream."
 * "Your brother has landed in the dark lands. They're under Bowser's control..."'
 * "Come on, Mario! Our big adventure begins now!"
 * "Excuse me, everybody, coming through. Got a big adventure happening right now. Just clear a path for us."
 * "Excuse me, everybody, coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently! Out of the way, please!"
 * "Just trying to clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's gonna be fine."
 * "Chanterelle! Nice to see you, bud."
 * "And up we go."
 * "Just pop in this pipe and we're on our way."
 * "It's the only way to fly, man."
 * "Here we are. Palace doors. Bing bang boom."
 * "I fear nothing."
 * "We're best friends!"
 * "Whaaaaaaat?" - Toad’s response after being startled by a Kong.
 * "Oh my- I- Okay." - Toad's reaction to seeing Donkey Kong beat Mario up at a duel.

Donkey Kong

 * "HA! You got the Cat box! Oh my- I'm sorry."
 * "Okay. Now you die."
 * "It is on... like Donkey Kong!"
 * "Yes! Fire!"
 * "This is fun!"

Kamek

 * "Behold, the King of the Koopas!"
 * "The mustachioed human has arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom."
 * "The princess had been training the mustachioed human!"

Cranky Kong

 * "Buckle up!"

Penguin king

 * "Attack!"
 * "That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield?"
 * "Pay him no heed. He's cute, but he is (cuckoo noise)."
 * "Oh, you have got to be kidding!"

Lumalee

 * "Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder."
 * "There's no escape. The only hope is the sweet relief of death."

Toads

 * "Morning!"
 * "Does this thing work?" - A yellow Toad asking an antique store clerk about an NES cartridge.
 * "Yes, works great. You just have to blow into it."
 * "How? Look at us: we're adorable!" - In response to Peach trying to rally the Toads to defeat Bowser.
 * "Uh, who's he?"

Koopa Troopas

 * "Attack!"

Commercial woman

 * "Thank you, Super Mario Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..." - Reading off a script in the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing commercial.