User:AwdryFan1997

Clearly, you underestimate my dangerous potential. For I am none other than Phil Swift, taking a mortal form.

The Dank Meganerd
I forget when I joined this wiki, but I know I had been on it way longer than that. The only reason I joined is because of a single typo I wished to fix but I didn't want my IP address to be public. My first "major" edit was an attempt at rewriting the Donkey Kong article. The article, as I recall, contained outdated misinformation regarding the identity of Donkey Kong, namely regarding the FACT that the original Donkey Kong from the 1981 arcade game is now Cranky Kong, and that the character currently referred to as Donkey Kong is his grandson. It appeared as though the article was in a strange transitional phase, like, it still had info about Cranky Kong, and yet c l e a r l y s t a t e d that the two were not the same character. Anyways, the edit was immediately undone by Alex95, which is good, because that was a very poor decision on my part.

My relation with the Super Mario series dates back quite a few years. A friend of mine was a major Mario fan, and he once brought over a couple games for the Wii - if I remember correctly, he brought New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario Kart Wii (everyone had that game; I recently got a copy from a friend), and Mario Strikers Charged. I distinctly remember wanting to be Luigi in NSMBWii, but my friend made me be Bucken-Berry (that is his name), who is, in fact, the dEfInItIvE mArIo ChArAcTeR. I also recall being a sexist little piece of Hotel Mario. Anyways, when I got my Wii U around 2013, I got New Super Mario Bros. U, and couldn't beat the first level. In NSMBU. Yes. I later got Lego City: Undercover and didn't pick up Mario again for about a year, when I got to around the World 5 Tower using Super Guide and got bored. It was this game that made me obsessed with the Koopalings for a few years, mix that with a YouTube channel called LuigiFan00001 and BAM I suck at Mario but Ludwig's my favorite character.

Since then, I have played a very large number of Mario games, most recently getting Super Mario 64 from the Wii U eShop (they tax digital games, consumer beware) and also revisiting my childhood with some classic LuigiFan00001 videos. He just recently stopped making Angry Birds videos, which is fine, because no one plays Angry Birds anymore, mostly because the new games suck. Go play real games instead; the mobile market is dying like capitalism.

Also just recently created a BJAODN page. So that's cool.

Trivia

 * Did you know that YouTube channel TheGamer is a clickbait scam artist that only wants money?
 * Did you know that I am banned from Wikipedia by no fault of my own?
 * Did you know that Blue Yoshi is... um... how do I put this...
 * Did you know that MatPat is now named MatDaddy and deserves more credit for his work despite creating some of the stupidest videos on the entire internet based off "evidence" he pretty much just made up? And did you know he used clickbait and nearly ruined this wiki?
 * Did you know I mean absolutely nothing by any of my statements and am just trying to be funny, and that I am not deliberately trying to insult anyone?
 * Did you know that LEGO Super Mario is a bad idea and Nintendo should back out of it right now; this is not what we asked for?
 * Did you know that Capcom does not care about the Megaman franchise, and that despite anything they claim to do now, they still created Megaman X6?
 * Did you know that this is the Super Mario Wiki?
 * Have you heard of the Axis of Gaming? The Dictator (Konami), The Criminal (Capcom), and The Snake-Oil Salesman (Square Enix).
 * Did you know I hate Fire Emblem? Actually, no, you probably have...

DO YOU WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE?
Here is a link to your grand prize: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

I WILL HAVE A TABLE OF CONTENTS ON MY USERPAGE!
You cannot stop me from fulfilling my own desires! I am inevitable! Fururururururururu!

Where else I can be found
Since | Triforce Wiki is not yet officially part of NIWA, I'll have to link it through text like a SCRUB: https://zeldawiki.info/User:AwdryFan1997. Note that I am well versed in the ways of the CD-i.

The Long End of Bungle Bim (Satire)
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Megaman Series
Bungle Bim has a very important role in the Megaman franchise by Capcom. His debut in a Mario game was not until Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, but this wiki's policies force me to say he first appeared in Super Smash Bros. Brawl even though SMASH IS NOT A MARIO GAME but whatever, I'm not one to argue. He recently had a cameo in Super Mario Odyssey and was the only fighter from Brawl not to return in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, though he is expected to be released as DLC.

Megaman X
Bungle Bim first debuted in Megaman X for the SNES, but, like the Escape Unit, appeared in Megaman 7, his earliest chronological appearance.

Megaman X1
Bungle Bim, similar to Impa from The Legend of Zelda, only appears in the game's manual. Dr. Cain, after discovering X, uncovers the frozen Bungle Bimmy in the desert. After being thawed out, Bimmy attacked Cain Labs, forcing X and Sigma to take down the purple ape man. His purple hues inspired Dr. Cain to create Vile. Bimmy makes a brief cameo in Spark Mandrill's stage, though he is hard to see since he only appears in the dark section near the end of the stage.

Megaman X2
Bimmy also appears in X2. He can be seen eating Energen Crystals in the background of Crystal Snail's stage. Wait for two hours and he'll leap out and attack X. His weakness is Speed Burner. Upon defeat, he bursts into flames and crumbles to ash.

Megaman X3
In spite of his gruesome demise, Bim returns in X3, having been resurrected by Dr. Doppler using cybernetics. He is programmed to aid Doppler in his research of the Sigma Virus, until becoming infected with it like Doppler before him. He disappears, making a brief appearance in Neon Tiger's level. Unlike in X2, X is unable to challenge him. Bim also appears if you wait for three hours after the end credits, dancing to the game's music.

Megaman
As stated above, Bimmy makes appearances in the classic series starting with 7.

Megaman 7
Bungle Bim's origin story is revealed in the manual of Megaman 7. In between Megaman 6 and Megaman 7, Dr. Light creates Bungleman, a Robot Master designed to entertain children. However, the robot becomes self-aware, and murders the children. He is destroyed by Megaman and Roll, who bring the damaged ape-bot's remains to Dr. Light for studying. Though Auto, who was friends with the robot, wishes to have him repaired, the World Robotics Association breaks in and steals the remains, escaping to their secret lair in the White House. Bimmy is resurrected, though now as a legitimate organic 100% farm fresh purple ape man who starts eating small children. He can be encountered in Cloudman's stage if you enter a secret code. He is found in the same area as Protoman, and is unable to be defeated. After battling for five minutes, Protoman appears and kills the purple ape man.

Megaman 8
Bungle Bimmy returns without any explanation whatsoever in Megaman 8 for the Sony PlayStation. Whereas the Sega Saturn version features Cutman and Woodman for no reason, the PS1 version features Bimmy for no reason in place of Woodman in Searchman's stage. Bimmy is revealed to have been the main antagonist in supporting media created around the same time, being the unintentional creator of Evil Energy. However, with Capcom USA's new "Mega Future Policy" establishing a new continuity deeming 8 non-canon in the officially-recognized American timeline, the unexplained resurrection of Bungle Bim has been excluded from the series' lore.

Ha! As if Capcom USA actually cares about the preservation of the continuity... Trust me, if Capcom Japan doesn't care, Capcom USA doesn't care.

Rockman 12
Bungle Bim will have a major role in the upcoming Rockman 12 for the PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, and Xbox XXX. According to the leaked plot, Bungle Bim ends up killing the original Megaman and becoming the main character, with the mission to destroy every being in the universe. He is defeated by Auto, who freezes him, but not before the death of everyone except Dr. Light and Dr. Wily, who go on to create X and Zero, respectively. As Rockman 12 has been disowned by Capcom USA following the Mega Future Policy enactment in 2020, there is no need to worry about the idea of Megaman being killed by a cartoony purple primate.

Also, Megaman 12 doesn't exist, Iris, it's just a fantasy.