Captain Lou Albano hiding from Cyndi Lauper. However, it is later discovered that Captain Lou Albano was actually out getting some "Good Fried Chicken", and would return in an hour. This leaves viewers wondering who this "Crotch-Face Guy" really is.is a character that appears in the episode of the "Crotch-Face Guy" is a mysterious character, and many wonder what his true identity is. It is thought that, following the storyline of the live-action episode that pairs with "Robo Koopa", "Crotch-Face Guy" may actually be
Some believe this "Crotch-Face Guy" to be the Margarine Man, but it was later discovered in the songby that the Margarine Man, in reality, was the neighbor. Could Kilroy be both "Crotch-Face Guy" and the Margarine Man? Is this the Margarine Man's "Secret Secret, he's got a Secret?" Could there be others? Is Kilroy posing as people you know in your life? He could be anywhere.
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! was originally thought to be safe from characters such as Kilroy, and most especially "Crotch-Face Guy". Perhaps this was the cause of the show's cancellation. Could "Crotch-Face Guy" actually be? So many questions unanswered and so much confusion over one "Crotch-Face Guy".