List of tattles in Super Paper Mario

A complete list of tattles found in the game, Super Paper Mario. When the player uses Tippi/Tiptron using the Wii Remote, they are able to point at the screen and press to scan them, describing enemies, characters, objects, etc. Sometimes, there are hidden objects that can become visible, requiring them to scan them. Unlike in Paper Mario and Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, due to the 2D platformer game mechanic, the player is able to tattle certain stuff at any time.

Tattles listed in categories are all in alphabetical order.

Blocks

 * "That's a brick block... You can break it, if it makes you feel better..."
 * "That's a brick block... You could bash it, but why not try using a bomb?"
 * "Well, it looks unbreakable... but it's just a brick block. You can break it just like any other brick block..."
 * "That's a ? Block. When you hit it, something will most likely come out... Then it will become a normal block..."
 * "Three blocks in a row... Looks like they're part of some kind of mechanism..."
 * "That's a coin block. Every time you hit it, a coin will come out..."
 * "That's a ? Block. If you hit it, something is bound to come out... After that, it will become a regular block..."
 * "It's a yellow block. It will break if you hit it with a hammer..."
 * "It may look like a rock, but you can break it with a hammer. Flip and look at it..."
 * "This is a flimsy brick block... You shouldn't have any problem breaking it..."
 * "You can only see this ? Block when you flip. Hit it to get...something... After that, it will go back to being a normal block..."
 * "That's a Star Block... Hit it from below to end this section..."
 * "This is a flip block. It will change dimensions as it rotates... It might just help you get somewhere..."
 * "You can lift and hurl this block. You will need a Pixl that can throw, though..."
 * "A hammer could break this block. You can tell by looking at it from the side..."
 * "This is a Save Block. Hit this block to save all of your progress... That way, if your game ends, you get to start from your last save point..."
 * "It's an invisible ? Block... Something will come out of it if you hit it... After that, it will become a regular block..."
 * "This may look like a regular brick block, but if you hit it, a ladder will pop out..."
 * "That's a ? Block...but it looks like a special ? Block... It produces Mushrooms..."
 * "Blocks of eight different colors... There must be a secret to these... "
 * "This is a stone block... If you put some shoulder into it, I think you could move it..."
 * "This block... I think you can probably hit it..."
 * "This block... I think there's writing on it... You can see if you flip..."

Big Blooper

 * "That's Big Blooper, a titanic squid that lurks under the waves of the Tile Pool... Max HP is ??. Attack is 2. This many-tentacled sea beast clobbers its prey... But that red tentacle is its weak spot... Try attacking it..."

Bonechill

 * "That's Bonechill. This frigid boss escaped from his prison in The Underwhere... Max HP is 80. Attack is 4. Bonechill will only be hurt by attacks to his head... To hit his head, you'll need Luigi's super jump, or Thoreau to toss icicles... Bonechill's icy breath can freeze you into a solid herocicle... I don't know why, but I get the feeling he's related to Grambi and the Nimbis... I wonder if he was once a..."

Bowser

 * "That's Bowser, the king of the Koopas and archenemy of Mario... Max HP is 80. Attack is 8. Defense is 2. He has spikes, so you can't stomp him. As you'd imagine, his fiery breath and stomp attack do a lot of damage. You'll need to use Pixls and items to win this battle..." (Chapter 7-2)

Count Bleck

 * "That's Count Bleck. This dark figure wants to destroy the universe... He was once Blumiere, a man that I loved... Max HP is 150. Attack is 8. He will use all the powers the Chaos Heart grants him... But you can beat him if you give it your all... And beat him you must... For the sake of all worlds... And to save the Blumiere I loved..."

Dimentio

 * "That's Dimentio. He's a weird dimensional magician who works for Count Bleck... Max HP is 30 and Attack is 2. Dimentio can flip between dimensions... He can also clone himself. Attacking his double won't do anything to him... Hit the real one, and the double will disappear. Then, he can't clone again for a while... " (Chapter 3-3)
 * "That's Dimentio... A magician who works for Count Bleck... He's like an evil clown... He'll use many magic tricks, including making doubles of himself... It's hard to get a read on this suspicious character..." (Copy from Chapter 8-3)
 * "That's Dimentio. He's a weird dimensional magician who works for Count Bleck... Max HP is 80 and Attack is 4. Dimentio can flip between dimensions... He can also clone himself. Attacking his double won't do anything to him... Hit the real one, and the double will disappear. Then, he can't clone again for a while... " (Chapter 8-3)
 * "That's Super Dimentio, a freakish blend of Dimentio, the Chaos Heart, and Luigi... That monstrous body has immense power... Max HP is 200. Attack is 6. Concentrate attacks to the head. You'll have to climb those platforms to reach the head to attack. This is truly the final battle... Winning is the only option..." (Chapter 8-4)

Fracktail

 * "That's Fracktail, the robotic guardian of the Pure Heart. It's quite enormous... Max HP is ??, Attack is 1. It can fly and swoop down with its big open mouth... But I think the antenna-like horn atop its head is its weak spot... I think you're going to need to use Thoreau to hit it..."
 * "That's a Frackle. These little defense bots protect Fracktail's body... Max HP is 1. Attack is 1. They will attack any intruder they find on their master... They must have been made by the Ancients, just like Fracktail..."

Francis

 * "That geeky chameleon is Francis. He's a little obsessive about his hobbies... Max HP is 40. Attack is 1. He can also make himself invisible... You can't hit what you can't see, so wait for him to reappear... But he is still there. Look at the floor and find his shadow... Yech... Just looking at him brings back bad memories..." (Chapter 8-2)
 * "That's Francis, a chameleon who lives for anime, games, and comics... He may not know a lot about a variety of subjects, but he is a master of geek lore... He constructed me... Constructed...me... N-No, no! I'm Tippi... I wasn't constructed by anyone..." (Post-game)

King Croacus

 * "That's King Croacus. He leads the Floro Sapiens, and loves beautiful things... Max HP is 50. Attack is 2. He attacks with his head, like other Floro Sapiens... I don't think you can damage him when his face is closed off like that... Using Thoreau to grab stuff, then jumping into him works pretty well, though..." (Chapter 5-4)
 * "That's King Croacus... He was actually a very fair and kind ruler... If he does revive, will he again be a good king? Or..." (Post-Chapter 5)
 * "That's the newly revived King Croacus... The story of the new king now unfolds... The road he chooses will become Floro Sapien history..." (Post-game)

Mimi

 * "That's Mimi... I guess she works for Merlee... There's something odd about her, though... Let's keep an eye on her..." (Chapter 2-2)
 * "That's Mimi... I guess she works for Merlee... She's demanding 1,000,000 Rubees in compensation for the vase you broke... Who is this girl, anyway? I don't like this..." (Chapter 2-3)
 * "I think this is Merlee... She's the real owner of this mansion..." (Chapter 2-4, as Merlee)
 * "This is Mimi... So is this her true form? She'll come after you if you stay too long in any room... And our attacks don't work, so we should keep moving..." (Chapter 2-4, invincible)
 * "That's Mimi. She's a slightly childish shape-shifter that works for Count Bleck... Max HP is ?? and Attack is 1. Just go for the head when you attack... She will briefly stop when she gets hit... That is when you should go on the attack... She might also hang from the ceiling and throw Rubees at you..." (Chapter 2-4)
 * "That's King Sammer, regal monarch of the great Sammer Kingdom... Due to the "emergency," he came to deliver the Pure Heart himself..." (Chapter 6-2, as King Sammer)
 * "That's Mimi, Count Bleck's shape-shifting minion... Max HP is 25 and Attack is 2. She has many creative Rubee attacks... But it's easy to guard against them with Peach's parasol... Then wait for an opening! Remember, you can use Thoreau to toss her precious Rubees back at her... If you hit her enough, she'll flip, so flip after her..." (Chapter 6-2)
 * "It's Merlon... The descendant of the Ancients who has offered us so much guidance... But what's he doing here?" (Chapter 8-2, as Merlon)
 * "This is the charmer, Merlee... She's a descendant of the Ancients like Merlon... Her charms can be a big help out in the dangerous world..." (Chapter 8-2, as Merlee)
 * "That's Mimi, of course. She seems really set on winning this time... Max HP is ?? and Attack is 4. She has the same moves she had last time. She seems to be faster now. She can also rain down Rubees for a nasty attack... Better use your parasol for protection when that happens... Let's pay her back for all the times she tricked us..." (Chapter 8-2)
 * "That's Mimi... She was a servant of Count Bleck who really loathed Mario and Co... It appears her long-term plan is to create a stable of cute men to command... I believe she's raising funds by making a cutie-pie video game and a cutie-pie cafe... The count may be gone, but her ambitions live on..." (Post-game)

Mr. L

 * "That's Mr. L. This new hire of Count Bleck's is a real mystery man... Max HP is 40. Attack is 3. He uses his high jump as a weapon... And that powered-up super jump is quite...super... He has no other outstanding features of note. And why does he remind me so much of Mario...?" (Chapter 4-4, Phase 1)
 * "That's the Brobot. This super robot is one of Mr. L's creations... Max HP is 255. Attack is 4. Defense is 3. Defense against fire is 6. It is loaded with different weapons that allow it to attack from any angle... Just try to avoid its attacks and use Squirps's beam when you get a chance... And try to grab a few Choco-Bars that float by..." (Chapter 4-4, Phase 2)
 * "That's Brobot L-type. Mr. L pulled out all the stops to make this one... Max HP is 64. Attack is 5. Defense is 4. Defense against fire is 8. Most of its moves are the same, but it can now use its hands or tackle you... He seems to be weak to explosions, so try using Boomer on his feet... You remember that after setting a bomb, you can press again to set it off, right?" (Chapter 6-1)

O'Chunks

 * "That's O'Chunks. He's a big, bearded warrior of a man... Max HP is 20 and Attack is 1. He can grab you by the feet and hurl you... If you're in reach, he'll toss you, so keep your distance... But you can turn the tables on him and use Thoreau to send him flying..." (Chapter 1-3)
 * "That's O'Chunks. He's Count Bleck's main muscle... Max HP is 40 and Attack is 2. He can grab you by the feet and hurl you... If you're in reach, he'll toss you, so keep your distance... But you can turn the tables on him and use Thoreau to send him flying..." (Chapter 5-2)
 * "That's O'Chunks. Dimentio has veggified him. He has no will of his own... Max HP is 60 and Attack is 3. He seems faster and stronger than before... But he will get dizzy after being thrown. That's your only chance... Don't let his quick movements confuse you. Just keep a steady head..." (Chapter 5-4)
 * "That's O'Chunks. He's even bigger and stronger now... How is that even possible? Max HP is 100 and Attack is 4. He can now perform aerial attacks... When you see him in the air, take evasive action... Just keep moving to avoid him. Well, Bowser, now is your chance to settle it with O'Chunks..." (Chapter 8-1)
 * "That's O'Chunks... He's a former lackey of the count who troubled Mario so... He's not just some thug... He actually has a kind heart and wants a peaceful world... He might not look like it, but he misses the count more than anyone..." (Post-game)

Shadoo

 * "That's Dark Mario. This fake Mario lives in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 100. Attack is 10. He has high attack power and jumps and hammers well... If you don't plan your stomp, he might hit you with his hammer. You share weaknesses, so if you can exploit that, you'll win... After all, he's not the real Mario... He's just a bad copy..."
 * "That's Dark Luigi. He lurks in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 100. Attack is 10. He has the same incredible jumping ability as Luigi. Watch out for that super jump of his when you go to stomp him. But his jump could be an interesting opportunity for an attack as well... After all, he's not the real Luigi... He's just a bad copy..."
 * "That's Dark Bowser. This fake Bowser rules the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 100. Attack is 20. Defense is 4. He has spikes, so you can't stomp on him... He has high Defense, so you'll need to use Boomer and Cudge... Watch out for his ferocious fire attack... But after all, he's not the real Bowser... He's just a bad copy..."
 * "That's Dark Peach, a phony Peach that dwells in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 100. Attack is 10. This Peach uses her parasol just like the original. And if she uses it in midair, she might mess up the timing of your attack... But that might also give you an opportunity to attack... After all, she's not the real Peach... She's just a bad copy..."

Underchomp

 * "That's the Underchomp... It's a three-headed Chomp that guards The Underwhere... Max HP is 16, Attack is 3, Defense is 10 . It's immune to flames... Its Defense is high, so try using Cudge, Boomer, Thudley, or any special attack. The three Dorguys enjoy springing this fearsome Chomp on unsuspecting travelers... "

Wracktail

 * "That's Wracktail, the very menacing lord of the Pit of 100 Trials. Max HP is ??. Attack is 10. It can fly and swoop down with its big open mouth... I think this is a prototype of an improved Fracktail from the Yold Desert... The Ancients must have built it. But like Fracktail, its antenna is its weak spot..."
 * "That's a Wrackle. These little defense bots protect Wracktail's body... Max HP is 10. Attack is 10. They will attack any intruder they find on their master... They must have been made by the Ancients, just like Wracktail..."

Doors

 * "You should be able to open that door by standing in front of it and pressing ..."
 * "This door is locked... There must be a key to it around here somewhere..."
 * "It won't open. The door is sealed..."
 * "It's a door... But we can't enter from this side..."
 * "The next Pure Heart is on the other side of this red door..."
 * "You can get to Lineland through this red door..."
 * "The third Pure Heart should be on the other side of this orange door..."
 * "You can get to the twilit land of Gloam Valley through this orange door..."
 * "The fourth Pure Heart should be on the other side of this yellow door..."
 * "You can get to The Bitlands through this yellow door..."
 * "The fifth Pure Heart should be on the other side of this green door..."
 * "You can get to the infinite reaches of outer space through this green door..."
 * "The sixth Pure Heart should be on the other side of this pale blue door..."
 * "You can get to the Land of the Cragnons through this pale blue door..."
 * "The seventh Pure Heart should be on the other side of this blue door..."
 * "You can get to Sammer's Kingdom through this blue door..."
 * "The last Pure Heart should be on the other side of this purple door..."
 * "The Underwhere, the realm of Jaydes, is through this purple door..."
 * "Count Bleck should be on the other side of this black door... Let's go!"
 * "On the other side of this black door is Castle Bleck, the home of Count Bleck..."
 * "You can play games in the arcade on the far side of this door..."
 * "There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you..."
 * "A hidden door... Now we should be able to get somewhere..."
 * "That door... It looks different from the others..."
 * "This huge door is parked in the middle of the spaceway... It leads to the Whoa Zone..."
 * "There's a hidden door here... I'll make it visible for you..."
 * "This door... It's no ordinary door..."
 * "This door... It looks like Dorguy the First from earlier..."
 * "This door... It's another Dorguy..."
 * "This door... I don't think we can just go ahead normally. We have to do something in a certain order to get through."
 * "There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you..."

Enemies

 * "It's a Goomba, one of Bowser's minions... Max HP 1. Attack 1. It really puts the "under" back in "underlings"... It has no remarkable traits... But I hear Goombas do have their fans, so what can you do..."
 * "It's a Goomba, one of Bowser's minions... Max HP 1. Attack 1. It really puts the "under" back in "underlings"... It has no remarkable traits... Well, except this one has the ability to flip between dimensions... But I hear Goombas do have their fans, so what can you do..."
 * "It's a Spiked Goomba. Look at that spiky hat! Max HP is 1. Attack is 2. That spiky hat makes stomping it or picking it up a very bad idea... I would recommend throwing something at it... Or you could just walk on by..."
 * "That's a Paragoomba. It is essentially a Goomba...with wings. A flying underling... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 1. Stomp it to turn it back into a Goomba... Then you can stomp it like a normal Goomba, I guess... Ahh...the life of a Goomba..."
 * "This is a Gloomba, a Goomba that lives its entire life underground... Max HP is 2 and Attack is 2. It doesn't see a lot of sun, so it's a little pale... But it is stronger than your average Goomba...and has a very dark personality... It must be hard to be a pale, friendless Goomba that lives underground..."
 * ''"It's a Headbonk Goomba. These guys really know how to use their heads... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 2. They're outcasts among Goombas... The other Goombas look on these Goombas as brainless, uncultured thugs... But I've never wanted to get close enough to have a conversation with one...
 * "This is a Koopa Troopa. It may be slow, but it is well defended inside its shell... Max HP is 1, Attack is 1, and Defense is 1. If you leap on it, it'll pull its head and limbs in. You can then kick the shell. From what I hear, Goombas have a long-held fear of Koopa Troopas..."
 * "This is a Koopa Troopa. It may be slow, but it is well defended inside its shell... This one can flip between dimensions. Max HP is 1, Attack is 1, and Defense is 1. If you leap on it, it'll pull its head and limbs in. You can then kick the shell. From what I hear, Goombas have a long-held fear of Koopa Troopas..."
 * "That's a Koopatrol, a merciless minion wrapped in spikes and armor... Max HP is 15, Attack is 3, and Defense is 4. You better not try to stomp on it... Koopatrols tend to rush in and tackle, so watch out... Only the toughest Koopas are selected to join the elite Koopatrol guard... They have to sharpen those spikes every day. That's what it takes to be the best..."
 * "That's a Mega Koopa... Enemies don't get any bigger or more pixelated than this... Max HP is 1, Attack is 2, and Defense is 1. It's probably best if you avoid it, unless you can match its size... How did a Koopa Troopa grow to be so big...?"
 * "This is a Paratroopa. It's like a Koopa Troopa, but it can fly... Its movement may vary slightly, depending on the color of its shell. Max HP is 1, Attack is 1, and Defense is 1. Stomp it to remove its wings... A Koopa without wings is a very sad Koopa..."
 * "This is a Paratroopa. It's like a Koopa Troopa, but it can fly... This one has the ability to flip between dimensions... Its movement may vary slightly, depending on the color of its shell... Max HP is 1, Attack is 1, and Defense is 1. Stomp it to remove its wings... A Koopa without wings is a very sad Koopa..."
 * "This is a Buzzy Beetle... It's much tougher than it looks... Max HP is 1, Attack is 1, and Defense is 3. Even flames won't scorch its hard shell... Sometimes, they cling to the ceiling and drop down on your head when you walk by... Not very friendly, Buzzy... Shame on you..."
 * "This is a Spike Top. It's a Buzzy Beetle with...well, a spike on top of its shell... Max HP is 1, Attack is 2, and Defense is 3. Even flames won't scorch its hard shell... On top of that, it has a spike. What can we do about this prickly foe...? Throw something at it or use an item... That spike can cause a painful poke... I suggest you just leave it be..."
 * "This is a Parabuzzy. It's a Buzzy Beetle with wings... Max HP is 1, Attack is 1, and Defense is 3. Even flames won't scorch its hard shell... If you stomp on it, you'll remove those wings... But still, those little limbs that hang down from its shell... They're... ...a little cute."
 * "That's a Spiky Parabuzzy. As you can see, this Buzzy has wings and a spike... Max HP is 1, Attack is 2, and Defense is 3. Even flames won't scorch its hard shell... With the spike and wings and hard shell, I just don't know how to get rid of it... It's a pain to deal with, but still quite adorable..."
 * "This is definitely a Stone Buzzy. That rock-hard shell must be heavy... Max HP is 3, Attack is 2, and Defense is ??. Flames won't burn its hard shell... I hear that you can crack its shell if you hit it enough... But I'm a little afraid to see what they look like without their shell..."
 * "That's a Spiny... As its name suggests, it is covered with unpleasant, pointy ends... Max HP is 4, Attack is 2, and Defense is 3. Don't bother trying to stomp it... Whatever you do, don't get surrounded by these beasts... Before they hit the ground, they roll into balls. They must train for midair deployment..."
 * "That's a Spiny... As its name suggests, it is covered with unpleasant, pointy ends... This one can flip between dimensions... Max HP is 4, Attack is 2, and Defense is 3. Don't bother trying to stomp it... Whatever you do, don't get surrounded by these beasts... Before they hit the ground, they roll into balls. They must train for midair deployment..."
 * "That's a Lakitu. They're odd creatures that drive around in clouds... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 1. It'll throw Spinys at you, so keep moving... It doesn't change altitude, so if you can sneak up on it while dodging Spinys... You can stomp it, hop in the cloud, and find out where it keeps all those Spinys..."
 * "That's a Lakitu. They're odd creatures that drive around in clouds... This one can flip between dimensions... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 1. It'll throw Spinys at you, so keep moving... It doesn't change altitude, so if you can sneak up on it while dodging Spinys... You can stomp it, hop in the cloud, and find out where it keeps all those Spinys..."
 * "This is a Dull Bones. It's a lifeless Koopa that enjoys throwing bones... Max HP is 15 and Attack is 4. No matter how many times you stomp it, it will keep getting back up... I have heard that they are not too fond of fire, though..."
 * "That's a Dry Bones. At one time, it was a Koopa, but now... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. It will keep getting up no matter how many times you stomp it... Because it's already dead, you may have to use fire to stop it for good..."
 * "This is a Hammer Bro... They have an unhealthy hammer obsession... Max HP 4. Attack 1. Defense 1. You could always try catching a hammer and throwing it back... Where does it keep all those hammers, anyway... It's a mystery..."
 * "This is a Hammer Bro... They have an unhealthy hammer obsession... This one has the ability to flip between dimensions... Max HP 4. Attack 1. Defense 1. You could always try catching a hammer and throwing it back... Where does it keep all those hammers, anyway... It's a mystery..."
 * "This is a Boomerang Bro. These Koopas love to throw their boomerangs... Max HP 10. Attack 3. Defense 1. A tough foe indeed... The boomerangs fly back, so watch the back of your head..."
 * "This is a Boomerang Bro. These Koopas love to throw their boomerangs... This one seems to have learned how to flip between dimensions... Max HP 10. Attack 3. Defense 1. A tough foe indeed... The boomerangs fly back, so watch the back of your head..."
 * "It's a Fire Bro. These lethal Koopas spit searing balls of flame... Max HP is 10. Attack is 3. Defense is 1. Learning to shoot fire from your mouth must have taken some practice... Those fireballs bounce on the ground, so watch it very carefully..."
 * "It's a Fire Bro. These lethal Koopas spit searing balls of flame... This one can flip between dimensions... Max HP is 10. Attack is 3. Defense is 1. Learning to shoot fire from your mouth must have taken some practice... Those fireballs bounce on the ground, so watch it very carefully..."
 * "This Magikoopa serves on Bowser's wizarding task force... Max HP is 6 and Attack is 3. Magikoopas ride on brooms and fling dangerous spells... They study for years to learn magic. Sadly, they take no classes on defense..."
 * "It's a Koopa Striker. It takes good shell control to make the Koopa Striker team... Max HP is 8. Attack is 2. Defense is 1. It can kick shells all day... It's very proud of its strong and accurate kicks...and its shiny shell! "An eye for an eye, a shell for a shell!" Try to trap its shell and send it back..."
 * "This is a Toopa Striker. These Koopas display brilliant teamwork... Max HP is 8, Attack is 2, and Defense is 1. They always go for the assist... They spend all their time together just to build their team chemistry..."
 * "This is a Soopa Striker. These superstars of the pitch have cleats of solid gold... Max HP is 16. Attack is 5. Defense is 1. The way this athlete puts the shell right in your neck is truly inspiring... I hear Soopa Strikers never miss their goal..."
 * "This chubby brawler is called a Clubba. Interestingly, they love to take naps... Max HP is 20 and Attack is 3. They will fall asleep if you lose them, so take them out before they wake up..."
 * "This is a notorious Piranha Plant. It is a monstrous flower that lives in pipes... Max HP is 2 and Attack is 1. This strange weed will stay low if you cozy up to the side of its pipe..."
 * "This disgusting weed is a Putrid Piranha. It will spew poisonous sludge at you... Max HP is 5 and Attack is 2. If you are poisoned, you will lose HP quickly... Thankfully, most items that restore HP also cure poison. Some say that pollution turned them into poisonous weeds..."
 * "This frigid Frost Piranha has subzero breath... Max HP is 7 and Attack is 3. If you get breathed on, you'll be frozen for a bit... Originally hailing from a cold climate, this plant struck out in search of new prey... This plant loves ice cream, but hates hot-fudge sundaes."
 * "This is a Crazee Dayzee. It's a curious little flower that won't stop humming... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. Watch out, that little song it hums can put you right to sleep..."
 * "That's an Amazy Dayzee. They're very rare and elusive creatures... Max HP is 30 and Attack is 10. They are rarely seen. When they are spotted, they tend to run away quickly... Their songs are also very potent. Many consider them very challenging to hunt..."
 * "That curious, bouncing ball of fur is a Fuzzy... Nobody knows why they bounce... Max HP is 5 and Attack is 1. No remarkable abilities aside from the bouncing... I suggest you keep your distance until you can predict its erratic movements..."
 * "This bouncing ball of fur is called a Pink Fuzzy. It lives to endlessly bounce around... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. I wonder if it thinks about the color pink all day... You better keep your distance and use ranged attacks to defeat it..."
 * "That precarious cactus is a Pokey. It has a max HP of 6. Attack is 1... Unlike other cacti, this one can move. Is it a plant or an animal? Nobody knows... This prickly beast will throw pieces of itself at you... It's very unpleasant... It's covered in spines, so you better not touch it or pick it up..."
 * "That's a Poison Pokey. It's much like a regular Pokey, but it has poisonous spines... Max HP is 12 and Attack is 2. Watch your step... Being poisoned isn't pleasant... If you do get poisoned, most items that restore HP also cure poison..."
 * "That beast is a Swooper. It likes to dangle from the ceiling in dark, dank places... Max HP is 3 and Attack is 1. Watch your head; it will swoop down on you... It will swoop back up after it swoops down, so jump on it when you can..."
 * "That's a Cheep Cheep. Like all fish, it lives entirely underwater... Max HP is 2. Attack is 1. It swims along lazily, minding its own fishy business... No important characteristics of note... It's a fish..."
 * "That's a Cheep Cheep. Like all fish, it lives entirely underwater... Max HP is 2. Attack is 1. It swims along lazily, minding its own fishy business... No important characteristics of note, but this one can flip between dimensions..."
 * "That's a Blooper. This squiddy foe happily bobs up and down in the ocean... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 2. It will try to eat you if it sees you... But I hear that it won't try to attack you if you stand on the bottom of the ocean."
 * "That's a Blooper, a squiddy foe that happily bobs up and down in the ocean... This Blooper has somehow managed to learn how to flip between dimensions... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 2. It will try to eat you if it sees you... But I hear that it won't try to attack you if you stand on the bottom of the ocean."
 * "That fish is a Bittacuda. It's a carnivorous beast with vicelike jaws... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. It will try to eat anything that swims by... If you insist on fighting this fish, I would suggest flipping dimensions... I do hear these voracious sea beasts are quite tasty..."
 * "That's a Ruff Puff. It floats in the sky, like a little grumpy thundercloud... Max HP is 15 and Attack is 4. It will shock you if you get too close... You'd better keep your distance until you see an opening to attack... Do you think it's related to the cloud Lakitu rides around on?"
 * "That odd, horned creature is called a Spania. Its Max HP is 6 and Attack is 1. Those horns will ruin your day if you try to stomp it... If it sees you, it'll come at you, even if you have flipped to another dimension... It might be better to avoid this unpleasant beast altogether..."
 * "That's...a Cursya! This spiteful, evil monster curses everything it touches... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 1. This Cursya's curse slows you down temporarily... You should throw something at it or use an item... Jumping on it would be a bad idea..."
 * "That's a Back Cursya. It is a vile monster that curses everything it touches... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 1. It will send you back to where you came from... In our case, one touch, and we would be sent straight back to Flipside..."
 * "That's a Tech Cursya. It is a spiteful monster that curses everything it touches. Max HP is 1 and Attack is 1. It can prevent you from using skills for a while... But it can't curse you if you don't touch it, so approach with caution..."
 * "That's a Heavy Cursya. It is a spiteful monster that curses everything it touches. Max HP is 1 and Attack is 1. It makes you heavy and hinders your jumping... A life without jumping... It's too terrible to contemplate... Unless you're a butterfly..."
 * "It's a Reversya Cursya. It is a spiteful monster that curses everything it touches. Max HP is 1 and Attack is 1. It can make you move entirely in opposites... If you get cursed, it's best to relax. You will learn to adjust until the effect wears off..."
 * "That bashful specter is a Boo. It's very fond of dark places... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 1. It will disappear if you stare at it too long... But it will reappear and chase after you the moment you turn your back on it... To outfox it, let it approach with your back turned, then attack or use an item..."
 * "That's a Dark Boo. It likes the dark even more than other Boos... Max HP is 13 and Attack is 2. When it sees someone, it gets in their face... I wonder...do you think it looks forward all day to startling people?"
 * "It's a Lava Bubble. This fiery magma boy loves the heat... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 4. Obviously, it's quite immune to fire... It pops out from below when people approach, so take care when jumping over lava..."
 * "That snarling, tethered iron ball is a Chain Chomp... Max HP is 4, Attack is 1, Defense is 4. Even flames can't hurt this beast... Its strong Defense protects it from most attacks. Try using items and Pixls..."
 * "That's a Red Chomp. This angry Chomp is filled with uncontrollable rage... Max HP is 8, Attack is 3, Defense is 8. Even flames won't hurt this beast... Some say this Chomp's red color comes from its urge to devour pizza sauce... Maybe someone let it loose in a sauce warehouse..."
 * "That's a Bald Cleft. You might confuse this rock-hard foe with a rock... Max HP is 2, Attack is 1, Defense is 2. Flames won't scorch this foe... Set off an explosion near it to flip it over. Then it'll be vulnerable to attack..."
 * "That's a Moon Cleft, a rock-hard monster that's covered in spikes... Max HP is 5, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. Flames won't scorch this foe... It might look like a stone at first, but it will move when you get close... Set off an explosion near it to flip it over. Then it'll be vulnerable to attack..."
 * "That bizarre creature is a Shlurp. It has tough skin and an appetite for everything... Max HP is ??, Attack is 2, and Defense is ??. No attack will work... But Shlurps are just as fragile inside as they are tough on the outside... Maybe you should try feeding it something that would give it indigestion..."
 * "That peculiar creature is a Shlorp. It has a very tough skin and will eat anything... Max HP is ??, Attack is 3, and Defense is ??. No attack will work... It is weaker on the inside than the outside, but it will still take some effort..."
 * "That's a Thwomp, a huge stone monster that lives to squish... You can't beat it... You can only avoid it... It may look impossible to avoid, but I'm sure Mario could find a way..."
 * "This Spiny Tromp loves to roll down hills and over unlucky pedestrians... You can't beat it... You can only avoid it... It rolls down the hill fast, but I know Mario can find a way to avoid it..."
 * "It's a Spiky Tromp. For some reason, it enjoys rolling left and right all day... You can't beat it... You can only avoid it... It will move until it hits a wall, then it will come right back at you..."
 * "That's a Bullet Bill. They get shot out of Bill Blasters... Max HP is 1 and Attack is 2. They just fly straight... You can defeat them, but the Blaster will just keep shooting them at you..."
 * "This cannon is called a Bill Blaster. They shoot Bullet Bills at you... Max HP is 5, Attack is 2, Defense is 3. They are also immune to flames... Don't approach them straight on, or you'll get shot. Attack from above..."
 * "This is a Squiglet... It's a small little creature that scurries around on its many legs... Max HP is 2 and Attack is 1. There isn't much else to say about Squiglets... When it spots an enemy, it gets excited and hops up and down..."
 * "It's a Squig... Think of these creatures as tougher Squiglets... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 1. They have a nasty habit of spitting rocks... Thankfully, the rocks are slow and easy to avoid..."
 * "It's a Squog. Essentially, these beasts are big, surly Squigs... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. Squogs will spit rocks at any enemy they see... The rocks they spit come at you quite fast, but you should be able to beat them easily..."
 * "This is a Squoinker... It's the strongest and meanest member of the Squig family... Max HP is 15 and Attack is 4. Squoinkers will spit rocks at you... The rocks come at you fast... Don't just stand there, or you'll get hit in the face..."
 * "It's a Sproing-Oing... For some reason, this creature lives to hop endlessly... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 1. If you hurt it, it will split into many Mini-Sproings... I wonder if breaking up is hard to do, even for these creatures... But if you can do enough damage in one hit, you can beat them before they split..."
 * "This is a Boing-Oing... It's a stronger relative of the Sproing-Oing... Max HP is 8 and Attack is 2. If you hurt it, it will split into multiple Mini-Boings... If you don't time your jump perfectly, you'll get hurt... I wonder how it got so many pretty colors..."
 * "It's a Zoing-Oing... They're very rare, living only in the space between dimensions... Max HP is 12 and Attack is 3. If you hurt it, it will split into multiple Mini-Zoings... Zoing-Oings are very similar to other Oings... Except for their lovely pale hides..."
 * "This Boomboxer blasts cones of pure sound at anyone it doesn't like... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 2. It gets startled by its own loud noises... What would drive a music lover to listen to anything that loud..."
 * "This Beepboxer blasts blaring sounds at anyone it doesn't like... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 4. It gets startled by its own loud noises... Maybe it's mad because people keep interrupting its music-listening time..."
 * "This Blastboxer blares sound at anyone it doesn't like... Max HP is 16 and Attack is 6. It gets startled by its own loud noises... I wonder if its neighbors ever complain about the noise..."
 * "This dragonlike monster is a Jawbus. They tend to bite anything near them... Max HP is 5 and Attack is 1. Its only weakness is the glowing spot on its back... It won't look behind, so try flipping to 3-D and sneaking behind it..."
 * "This lumbering Rawbus will bite anything foolish enough to get in its way... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. Its only weakness is the glowing spot on its back... Try flipping to 3-D and sneaking around behind it..."
 * "This is a Gawbus, a beast that's even meaner than a Rawbus... Max HP is 20 and Attack is 4. Its only weakness is the glowing spot on its back... By now, you should know you can flip to 3-D and get behind it..."
 * "It's a Mister I. These bizarre foes can't help but give you the evil eye... Max HP is ??. Attack is 2. It will shoot sharp glances at any enemy it spots... None of your attacks will work... Try flipping and spinning around and around it..."
 * This is a Red I. They glare at anyone that walks by... Max HP is ??. Attack is 4. It will shoot sharp glances at any enemy it spots... None of your attacks will work... Try flipping and running around and around it...""
 * "That troublesome creature is a Growmeba. It can clone itself over and over again... Max HP is 2 and Attack is 1. If you defeat the main one, the clones will die... The primary one has slightly different moves and looks, so watch closely... If you don't want to bother, you could defeat them all with an item..."
 * "That's a Blomeba. It clones itself constantly to annoy its enemies... Max HP is 5 and Attack is 2. If you defeat the main one, the clones will die... The primary one has slightly different moves and looks, so watch closely..."
 * "That's a Chromeba. It clones itself constantly to overwhelm its enemies... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 3. If you defeat the main one, the clones will die... The primary one has slightly different moves and looks, so watch closely... For fun, you can let it clone and then stomp on the main one to destroy them all... "
 * "That's a Tileoid G. It is a mysterious creature that's made of many small parts... Max HP is 5 and Attack is 1. It can also crawl along walls and ceilings... Tileoids vary in color and ability. This green Tileoid is known for its speed..."
 * "That's a Tileoid B. It is a mysterious creature that's made of many small parts... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 1. It can also crawl along walls and ceilings... Tileoids vary in color and ability. This blue Tileoid is known for its curses..."
 * "That's a Tileoid R. It is a mysterious creature that's made of many small parts... Max HP is 15 and Attack is 2. It can also crawl along walls and ceilings... Tileoids vary in color and ability. This red Tileoid is known for its high HP..."
 * "That's a Tileoid Y. It is a mysterious creature that's made of many small parts... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. It can also crawl along walls and ceilings... Tileoids vary in color and ability. This yellow Tileoid is known for its great speed..."
 * "This Meowbomb is a cat-shaped robot programmed to explode on contact... Max HP is 1, Attack is 2, and Defense is 1. Meowbomb was created with one mission: snuggle and destroy..."
 * "This is a SurpriseMeow. Francis created this security bot to patrol the castle. Max HP is 1 and Attack is 2. It is heavily armored, so don't bother attacking it... If you want to beat it, throw something in its open mouth that can damage it..."
 * "That's a Jellien. It is a strange, gelatinous creature that floats about in space... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 2. It drifts lazily towards potential morsels... It moves slowly, so watch it carefully and you should be able to avoid it..."
 * "That Foton is a space organism that is orbited by small blue particles... Max HP is 8 and Attack is 2. When it senses danger, it... Well, it shouldn't be much of a problem unless you get surrounded by them..."
 * "That's a Warpid, a being of pure energy that can warp through space... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. It will pursue any new discovery... Don't allow yourself to be mesmerized by its slowly undulating lines..."
 * "That's an Eeligon. They are space creatures that are made of many parts... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. It loses pieces of itself as it takes damage... The head is the weak spot... Its movements are hard to predict, so be careful..."
 * "That's a Hooligon. They are space creatures that are made of many parts... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 2. It loses pieces of itself as it takes damage... The head is the weak spot... You will have to hit it there to defeat it..."
 * "That thing is a Longator. It can stretch beyond the limits of imagination... Max HP is 12 and Attack is 1. It likes to stretch its neck at enemies... Watch where you land near them. They look relaxed, but they can get aggressive..."
 * "That thing is a Longadile. It can stretch beyond the limits of imagination... Max HP is 20 and Attack is 2. It likes to stretch its neck at enemies... They aren't fast, but they can attack a wide area. Be careful near narrow ledges..."
 * "That's a Barribad. It can shield itself with a strong barrier... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 2. It also shoots rings of energy from its mouth... You can't break its barrier, but you can flip to get places it might not want you to..."
 * "That's a Sobarribad. It shields itself with a strong barrier... Max HP is 8 and Attack is 4. It also shoots rings of energy from its mouth... You can't break its barrier, but you can flip to get places it might not want you to..."
 * "This bizarre beast is called a Pigarithm. Everything about it is just...odd... Max HP is ??. Attack is 2. It takes three stomps to finish off this piggy... But each stomp makes it smaller and faster... It's very hard to stomp the last one... Pigarithms often drop many coins, so you may want to hunt them if you're broke..."
 * "This bizarre beast is called a Hogarithm. They are strange on so many levels... Max HP is ??. Attack is 4. It takes three stomps to finish off this piggy... But each stomp makes it smaller and faster... It's very hard to stomp the last one... Hogarithms often drop many coins, so you may want to hunt them if you're broke..."
 * "That Choppa is a strange organism that flies through the air...and dimensions... Max HP is 5 and Attack is 1. It's hard to track, as it occasionally flips... However, it occasionally stops to rest. That's your chance..."
 * "That's a Copta, a curious organism that flies through the air...and dimensions... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 3. It's hard to track, as it occasionally flips... Just stay after it, and hit it repeatedly when you can..."
 * "That massive beast is a Muth. They roam the grassy plains of Crag... Max HP is 100 and Attack is 5. They can trample nearly anything... They also have a lot of HP, so they aren't easy to take down... Many Cragnons have risked fighting Muths just to prove their bravery..."
 * "That enormous white beast is a legendary Mega Muth... Max HP is 200 and Attack is 8. They can trample nearly anything... It has a huge amount of HP, so it will be very hard to take down... They are gods among Muths..."
 * "That's a Floro Sapien. These flowery followers of King Croacus live underground... Max HP is 12 and Attack is 3. They can throw their head at enemies. Their stems will keep moving without a head, so watch out for that... No one knows if they think with their heads or bodies... A very mysterious species..."
 * "That Cragnon has been brainwashed with a strange sprout by the Floro Sapiens... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 1. They will attack any intruder... They aren't so tough, but if you stomp one, your score will go down... They are usually found in the mine, looking for gems for King Croacus..."
 * "That's a Ninjoe. These devious ninjas support Sammer Guys from the shadows... Max HP is 6 and Attack is 2. They hop around and throw ninja stars at you. They are said to sell their ninja skills to the highest bidder... And they have long been in the service of King Sammer."
 * "That's a Ninjohn. These devious ninjas support Sammer Guys from the shadows... Max HP is 8 and Attack is 3. They hop around and throw ninja stars at you. They are said to follow any order... Ninjohns are the middle managers of the ninja world..."
 * "That's a Ninjerry. These devious ninjas support Sammer Guys from the shadows... Max HP is 10 and Attack is 4. They hop around and throw ninja stars at you. They also have secret ninja techniques to use against their enemies... They hold the highest positions in the ninja world..."
 * "That's an Underhand. These creepy hands try to drag the dead deeper into oblivion... If they met a living person, they would certainly try to drag him or her down too... You can't defeat them, so it's best to run..."
 * "That's a Skellobit. It's a foul monster that's made of bones... Max HP is 10, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. They poke at people with sharp spears... Don't land on that spear when it's pointed up... They were evil in life, so now they must dwell in dark depths of The Underwhere..."
 * "That's a Skellobit. It's a foul monster that's made of bones... This one has learned to flip between dimensions... Max HP is 10, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. They poke at people with sharp spears... Don't land on that spear when it's pointed up... They were evil in life, so now they must dwell in dark depths of The Underwhere..."
 * "That's a Spiky Skellobit. It's made entirely of bones. They lead the Skellobits... Max HP is 10, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. It has spikes, so don't jump on it... It's said that only the foulest Skellobits are promoted to Spiky Skellobit..."
 * "That's a Spiky Skellobit. It's made entirely of bones. They are Skellobit leaders... This one has learned to flip between dimensions... Max HP is 10, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. It has spikes, so don't jump on it... It's said that only the foulest Skellobits are promoted to Spiky Skellobit..."
 * "That's a Skellobomber. It's much like a Skellobit, but it has wings... Max HP is 10, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. It might throw its head at you... It also carries Skellobait... Some say Skellobombers were bad Nimbis sent to The Underwhere..."
 * "That's a Skellobomber. It's much like a Skellobit, but it has wings... This one has learned how to flip between dimensions... Max HP is 10, Attack is 2, Defense is 2. It might throw its head at you... It also carries Skellobait... Some say Skellobombers were bad Nimbis sent to The Underwhere..."
 * "That's a Skellobait. These little creatures depend on Skellobombers... Max HP is 5, Attack is 2, Defense is 1. It has very chilly breath... One whiff, and you'll be frozen solid... They use the ancient magic of The Underwhere and The Overthere for evil..."
 * "That's a Spiky Skellobait. These little creatures depend on Skellobombers... Max HP is 5, Attack is 2, Defense is 1. They also have spikes. If you get hit by their chilly breath, you'll be frozen solid... They use the ancient magic of The Underwhere and The Overthere for evil..."
 * "That's a Megabite. It's an evil skull that soars through the skies... Max HP is 4 and Attack is 1. It will only take 1 damage per attack... It will eventually fly off, so don't worry about defeating it every time... No one knows where they come from or where they go..."
 * "That's a Gigabite. It's an evil skull that soars through the skies... Max HP is 6 and Attack is 2. It will only take 1 damage per attack... Gigabites are even more annoying than Megabites... No one knows where they come from or where they go..."
 * "That's a Red Magiblot. These mad mages live in the space between dimensions... Max HP is 15 and Attack is 6. They only appear long enough to hurl spells at you... They use magic, so I assume they are quite intelligent, but nobody knows for sure... Red Magiblots are known for their powerful attack spells..."
 * "That's a Blue Magiblot. These mad mages live in the space between dimensions... Max HP is 25 and Attack is 4. They only appear long enough to hurl spells at you... They use magic, so I assume they are quite intelligent, but nobody knows for sure... Blue Magiblots are known for their high HP..."
 * "That's a Yellow Magiblot. They are mad mages that live between dimensions... Max HP is 20 and Attack is 5. They only appear long enough to hurl spells at you... They use magic, so I assume they are quite intelligent, but nobody knows for sure... Yellow Magiblots are known for their average HP and Attack..."
 * "That's a Zombie Shroom. It is an evil shroom monster that comes out of ? Blocks... Max HP is 1. Attack is 2. It can move very fast in a limited area... But it has low HP, so you can take it out..."
 * "That's a Ghoul Shroom. It is an evil shroom monster that comes out of ? Blocks... Max HP is 10. Attack is 5. It can move very fast in a limited area... Its HP and Attack are high, so be sure to look before you leap..."
 * "That's a Dark Koopa. It lurks in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. Defense is 3. Otherwise, it's much like a regular Koopa... Why is it wearing shades underground...?"
 * "That's a PatrolMeow. These security bots patrol Fort Francis day and night... Max HP is 5. Attack is 2. Defense is 1. Defense against fire is 2. They look cute, but if they spot you, they'll go into battle mode... I think Francis bought these robots on the Internet and customized them himself..."
 * "That's an AirMeow. These security bots patrol the skies around Fort Francis... Max HP is 5. Attack is 2. Defense is 1. Defense against fire is 2. They will attack any invader they see... I think Francis bought these robots on the Internet and customized them himself..."
 * "That's a Dark Spiked Goomba. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 4. Don't stomp it or those black spikes will hurt you... But it's slow, so you can use Boomer, Cudge, or Bowser's fire..."
 * "That's a Dark Paragoomba. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. Stomp it to turn it into a regular Dark Goomba... Then you can smoosh it at your leisure..."
 * "That's a Dark Headbonk Goomba. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 4. They will try to hop up and bonk you... They look almost exactly like your garden-variety Dark Goomba, so be careful..."
 * "That's a Dark Goomba. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. They are very similar to Goombas... Except they are black and somewhat small. Just watch carefully and strike..."
 * "That's a Dark Koopatrol. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 6. Defense is 8. Don't stomp on those spikes... They like to charge and tackle. You can always flip to evade their charge..."
 * "That's a Dark Paratroopa. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. Defense is 3. Stomp it like a regular Koopa Paratroopa to drop it to the ground... I wonder if it ever gets its wings back after that..."
 * "That's a Dark Spike Top. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 4. Defense is 6. You can't hurt it with flames... A hard shell AND a spike... This won't be easy. I suggest using an item or throwing something at it..."
 * "That's a Dark Stone Buzzy. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 3. Attack is 4. Defense is ??. You can't hurt it with flames. I hear you can break its shell if you hit it enough times... But its bones are dark too, according to rumors..."
 * "That's a Dark Spiny. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 4. Defense is 6. You can't stomp it, so don't bother... Try using Boomer, Cudge, or Bowser's flaming breath..."
 * "That's a Dark Dull Bones... They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 8. They are very similar to your average Dull Bones... It will keep getting up no matter how many times you stomp on it... But fire will finish it off for good..."
 * "That's a Dark Hammer Bro. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 4. Defense is 3. Those hammers even go through walls... Watch out in tight spots... If you're below them, it'll be raining hammers, so try to climb above..."
 * "That's a Dark Boomerang Bro. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 6. Defense is 3. He will throw boomerangs at you all day... It's hard to approach them from below, so be careful with your timing..."
 * "That's a Dark Fire Bro. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 6. Defense is 3. Their fireballs bounce on the floor... They may bounce down to you if you are below them. Those fireballs must come in handy when they get lost in the dark..."
 * "That's a Dark Magikoopa. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 6. They attack with magic. Their spells travel through walls, so they can be hard to fight in close quarters... They have no Defense, so take them out quickly..."
 * "That's a Dark Striker. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 6. Defense is 3. It will kick shells at you at high speed... Shells kicked from above will slide down to you, so be careful... They must dream of leaving the pit and going pro..."
 * "That's a Dark Clubba. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 60. Attack is 6. They are known for their remarkably high HP... They fall asleep when nobody is around, just like other Clubbas... Try to stomp them before they wake up..."
 * "It's a Dark Dayzee. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 99. Attack is 20. They sing to attack... Most Dayzees look happy, but the dark ones are actually scowling... But you can't tell because they're cloaked in shadow... Too bad..."
 * "It's a Dark Fuzzy. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 15. Attack is 4. They are like other Fuzzys... They bounce around quite randomly, so watch out when you get close to them..."
 * "It's a Dark Pokey. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 4. Their spikes prevent you from stomping or throwing them... Is it an animal or a plant? Either way, it throws pieces of itself at you... Try using Boomer, Cudge, or Bowser's breath..."
 * "It's a Dark Ruff Puff. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 6. It throws dark lightning at anything in its way... That dark lightning could fry nearly anything..."
 * "It's a Dark Spania. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 2. They spin straight at any enemy they see. It can flip dimensions, so you will have to be at the top of your game..."
 * "It's a Dark Cursya. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. If you touch it, you'll slow to a crawl... You can't tell what kind of Cursya these Dark Cursyas are by looking, so ask me..."
 * "It's a Dark Tech Cursya. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. Touch it, and you can't use techniques for a while... You can't tell what kind of Cursya these Dark Cursyas are by looking, so ask me..."
 * "It's a Dark Heavy Cursya. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. Touch it, and you will have a hard time jumping... You can't tell what kind of Cursya these Dark Cursyas are by looking, so ask me..."
 * "It's a Dark Reversya Cursya. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. Touch it, and your controls will be reversed for a while... You can't tell what kind of Cursya these Dark Cursyas are by looking, so ask me..."
 * "It's a Dark Dark Boo. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 4. These things will appear out of nowhere... To beat these Boos, wait until they appear and then whale on them with Cudge..."
 * "It's a Dark Chomp. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 4. Defense is 10. Flames won't hurt it at all... Dark Chomps have very high Defense, so use items or Pixls..."
 * "It's a Dark Cleft. They lurk in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 10. Attack is 4. Defense is 10. Flames won't hurt it at all... They usually sit still, but they will charge at anyone that approaches... Flip them over with a bomb to reduce their Defense to 0..."
 * "It's a Dark Shlurp. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is ??. Attack is 4. They are very similar to other Shlurps... It has tough skin, but you can always feed it a bomb..."
 * "It's a Dark Squiglet. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 8. It hops when it sees an enemy, then spits rocks... It spits quickly, so jump as soon as you see it hop. Some people think that little hop is quite cute..."
 * "It's a Dark Sproing-Oing. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 16. Attack is 4. If you hurt it, it splits into smaller versions of itself... Hit it hard enough, though, and it will disappear..."
 * "It's a Dark Boomboxer. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 32. Attack is 8. It blasts high-powered sound at you... The sound travels fast and through walls, so flip to avoid it if you need to... But their own loud music makes them slightly loopy..."
 * "It's a Dark Jawbus. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 8. You can only hurt them by hitting that round spot... Get behind them if you want to attack that spot easily..."
 * "It's a Dark Growmeba. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 4. It can clone itself over and over again... Defeat the primary one to make the clones disappear... Or, you could use an item to defeat all of them at once..."
 * "That's a Dark Tileoid. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 25. Attack is 4. It can cling to walls and ceilings... They can sneak up on you, so watch those walls..."
 * "That's a Dark Eeligon. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 4. As you attack it, it will lose parts of itself... Its weak spot is its head. Focus your attacks there to defeat it..."
 * "It's a Dark Longator. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 4. It stretches itself out to attack you... They like to attack right after you land a jump and can't get away..."
 * "It's a Dark Barribad. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 12. Attack is 8. It creates an impenetrable barrier around itself... You can't break the barrier, but you can beat them with Bowser's fire..."
 * "It's a Dark Pigarithm. They live in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is ??. Attack is 6. Three stomps should do it in. It gets smaller and faster every time you stomp it... It's hard to get a jump on them when the ceilings are so low... It might be easier to use Thoreau to toss it..."
 * "It's a Dark Choppa. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 15. Attack is 5. They can disappear and reappear somewhere else... Just try to attack it as much as you can when it stops..."
 * "That's a Dark Muth. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 255. Attack is 10. It will furiously charge at you when you approach it... But it's huge and quite predictable, so it shouldn't be hard to hit..."
 * "That's a Dark Ninjoe. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 20. Attack is 5. It hops around wildly and throws ninja stars... They are fast... Very fast... Try attacking them from a distance. Dark Ninjoes are shrouded in secrecy. Regular Ninjoes don't even know about them..."
 * "It's a Dark Skellobit. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 4. Defense is 4. Don't stomp on that spear... It only attacks with its spear, so use Thoreau to toss it... But the low ceilings may make it hard to throw them very far..."
 * "It's a Dark Spiky Skellobit. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 30. Attack is 4. Defense is 4. Don't stomp on that spear... They have spikes, so you can't throw or stomp them... Try using Bowser's fire..."
 * "That's a Dark Megabite. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 8. Attack is 4. They always take just 1 damage. They are tough, so if you want to defeat one, watch your remaining time... Just hope they don't have the key..."
 * "That's a Dark Magiblot. They dwell in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials... Max HP is 40. Attack is 10. They phase in and out as they hurl spells. Attack them as soon as they appear. Some say they live between dimensions, but nobody knows for sure..."
 * "That's an Atomic Boo. That is one enormous Boo... Max HP is 10. Attack is 2. It will follow you until you turn around, then it just disappears... It has a lot of HP, so you may want to use an item when your back is turned... Some say this Boo is a huge, massive ball of many smaller Boos..."
 * "That's a Cherbil. It's a nasty gasbag that spews a plume of sleepy gas... Max HP is 5. Attack is 2. That gas will put you to sleep, so don't go sniffing it... Some say the gas comes from their mouths. Some say it comes from elsewhere... ...Oh, dear..."
 * "That's an Ice Cherbil. It's a nasty gasbag that spews a plume of freezy gas... Max HP is 5. Attack 2. That gas will freeze you, so don't go sniffing it... Some say the gas comes from their mouths. Some say it comes from elsewhere... ...Oh, dear..."
 * "That's a Poison Cherbil. It's a nasty gasbag that spews a plume of poison gas... Max HP is 5. Attack is 2. That gas will poison you, so don't go sniffing it... Some say the gas comes from their mouths. Some say it comes from elsewhere... ...Oh, dear..."
 * "That's a Dark Cherbil. This nasty gasbag spews a plume of gas at its enemies... Max HP is 15. Attack is 4. It uses sleepy gas, freezy gas, and poison gas... Some say the gas comes from their mouths. Some say it comes from elsewhere... But it's so dark and shadowy, nobody can tell where it comes from..."

Grambi

 * "That's Grambi... He governs The Overthere as the chief of the Nimbis... He met Jaydes of The Underwhere through work, and they soon had Luvbi... He endures his sadness and regrets here, alone..." (Post-Chapter 7)
 * "That's Grambi... He governs The Overthere as the chief of the Nimbis... He met Jaydes of The Underwhere through work, and they soon had Luvbi... He, Jaydes, and their child, Luvbi...will be together for the rest of forever..." (Post-game)

Items

 * "That's a Ghost Shroom... Use it to summon an evil shroom to snack on your enemies... Ghost Shrooms will devour anything in front of them..."
 * "That's a shell... I guess a Koopa lived in this thing once upon a time..."
 * "That's a Mushroom. Eat it to restore your HP..."
 * "That's a Super Shroom... You can recover a lot of HP when you eat it..."
 * "That's an Ultra Shroom... You can recover a ton of HP when you eat it..."
 * "Those are Pal Pills. Grab them, and lots of little buddies will surround and defend you... "
 * "That's a Speed Flower. Grab it to speed up time for a little while... While it's active, any coins or points you earn will be tripled..."
 * "That's a Slow Flower. Grab it to slow down time for a little while... While it's active, any coins or points you earn will be tripled..."
 * "That's a Happy Flower. Grab it to make flowers with coins rain down from the sky... Some of the flowers will have up to three coins on them..."
 * "That's a Coin Flower. Grab them to pocket the coins they are carrying! Some of the flowers will have up to three coins on them..."
 * "That's a Mega Star. If you grab it, you'll grow huge and invincible for a short time..."
 * "That's an item. Use items to cause all kinds of things to happen..."
 * "That's important. Hang on to it and make sure you don't lose it..."
 * "That card gives you an Attack bonus against the enemy on the card."
 * "That's a key. Grab it and use it to open a locked door..."
 * "A key... You can use this to open locked doors... If you can't reach it from here, try to think of another way to grab it..."
 * "That's a Mushroom... But I... wonder why it's here..."
 * "That's a stone tablet... It looks like there's a space for something to be inserted..."
 * "That's a Mushroom... Being offered a Mushroom like this feels familiar..."

Luvbi

 * "That's Luvbi... She's an optimistic Nimbi girl... She's being sent to Grambi of The Overthere as requested by Jaydes... For some reason, this girl flusters me..." (Chapter 7)
 * "That's Luvbi... A Nimbi girl, she is the daughter of Grambi and Jaydes... What? You're asking if she was actually a Pure Heart? Forget about such details... Look at that smiling face..." (Post-game)

Flipside

 * "This is an elevator... Just press this button to call it up and enter it..."
 * "That's a Heart Pillar... These can be found all over town. Place a Pure Heart in a Heart Pillar and the door to another world will open..."
 * "There's something there... Here, I'll show it to you..."
 * "This stone is oddly colored... And there's a picture drawn on it..."
 * "The Light Prognosticus... The Ancients wrote it to fight the Dark Prognosticus... It tells what the hero can do to save the world..."
 * "That's a crystal ball... I think Merluvlee uses it to see into the future..."
 * "It's a red-colored stone... Apart from the color, it seems like just another stone..."
 * "It's the Dining Specializer... You can check cooking tips and ingredients here... But in order to increase its cooking data, you need a cooking disk..."
 * "I guess this is what Merlon meant when he said, "something like it"..."

Mirror Hall

 * "This stained-glass window depicts one of the ancient sages, Merlumina... The wisest of the sages, she was a leader of her people... She was also very passionate, inspiring dozens of legends of her romantic adventures..."
 * "This stained-glass window depicts one of the ancient sages, Merloo. This sage was very wise and is even said to have written the Light Prognosticus... He was also a great magician who could control dimensions..."
 * "This stained-glass window depicts one of the ancient sages, Merlight. He had great knowledge of all the worlds, and is said to have designed Flipside... He is a distant ancestor of Merlon, who still has many of his books at home."
 * "This stained-glass window depicts one of the ancient sages, Merlimbis. This gentle and loving sage is said to have created the Pure Hearts... She is a direct ancestor of the fortune-teller Merluvlee and the charmer Merlee..."

Flopside

 * "This stone is oddly colored... There's a picture drawn on it..."
 * "That's a crystal ball... I think Merlee uses it to work her charms..."
 * "That's a heart floating in the air... It looks like the Pure Heart, but what is it?"
 * "It's the Dining Specializer... You can check cooking tips and ingredients here... But in order to increase its cooking data, you need a cooking disk..."

Chapter 1

 * "There is something odd about this mountain. You should try flipping here..."
 * "There's someone here..."
 * "What a strange rock... If you flip, it looks a bit like an arrow..."
 * "An old stone monument... There's something carved here..."
 * "There's something hidden here..."
 * "There's something there... I'll show it to you..."
 * "I think we can access this spot here... Try standing in front of it and pressing ..."

Chapter 2

 * "This is one of Merlee's pets, a Gnip... They're just getting you out of harm's way when they kick you out of the mansion... They look scary, but they're actually quite nice..."
 * "That's a crystal ball... There doesn't appear to be anything odd about it..."
 * "This is Gnaw, Merlee's favorite pet. It's certainly the biggest of the bunch... But some mean person tied it down... And I think it's worried that this mean person wants to hurt you... Good Gnaw!"
 * "That's a spike ceiling... It's a security device designed to squish intruders... But you should be fine if you flip dimensions..."
 * "That's a vase of some kind... It couldn't have cost more than 100 coins..."
 * "This is an electrical barrier... Touching it will definitely hurt you... We need to find some way through if we want to get out of here..."
 * "That's a vault... I'm pretty sure it belongs to Mimi... You'll have to enter the correct passcode to open it..."
 * "That's a passcode keypad... Enter the correct passcode and the lock will disengage..."
 * "That's a power generator... It's designed to generate power when struck..."
 * "That's a power generator... It's designed to generate power when spun..."
 * "This lamp spits fire at you... Watch out..."
 * "There are stairs hidden here... I'll make them visible..."

Chapter 3

 * "That is a Meowmaid. Francis made these robots to do everything for him... He is quite fond of robotic cats..."
 * "This Meowmaid is in charge of keeping track of all game and comic release dates. The earlier model once forgot to report the release of Francis's favorite game..."
 * "This Meowmaid records all of Francis's favorite shows with the digital Recordomeow... Francis makes it talk in a squeaky voice... A feature that makes him giddy..."
 * "This Meowmaid stores and catalogues all of Francis's anime shows... It spends its afternoons updating the video database and making new videos... At night, it spends hours moving Francis's old videos to digital form..."
 * "This Meowmaid orders and organizes all of Francis's video games... It organizes every game in order of how much Francis complained about them..."
 * "This Meowmaid manages Francis's towering collection of books and comics... It puts a plastic cover on every comic without ever touching the comic itself... It's usually really snarky, but it becomes sweet as a kitten around Francis..."
 * "This is a SecuriMeow. It guards Fort Francis from intruders... But I find it hard to fear something with such adorable glasses..."
 * "This is a SecuriMeow. It is programmed to be impervious to computer viruses... Look at those adorable glasses..."
 * "That's a BigMeow. It's a robot made to attend to certain sensitive rooms... They were designed for centuries of service, so they do not take any damage... But they can hurt you, so do be careful..."
 * "It is a mural... There seems to be a hint to solving the riddle about regrets..."
 * "What is this...? Whatever it is, it doesn't look to be of any importance, so let's move on..."
 * "The top of the Dotwood Tree looks very windy... You've already heard that you can ride on that strange red wind..."
 * "This is an elevator... Press in front of it to get on..."

Chapter 4

 * "This is a Squarp hole... If you enter one of these, you can warp to other locations..."
 * "There's something here... What in the world is this? Why was this hidden here?"
 * "This looks like some kind of machine... It looks like pretty advanced technology..."
 * "That's a mysterious planet... You can get there through the Squarp hole..."
 * "That's an...outhouse, isn't it? Now why in the world would that be there... "
 * "That's a Hedron... It's an odd object in the Space Bypass... They say it's indestructible..."
 * "That's a statue of Squirpina the 14th, mother of Squirps and queen of Squirpia... She watches over Squirps always..."
 * "This is a Choco-bar... Eat it to power up..."
 * "It's an X mark... It looks like you can flip it with Fleep..."

Chapter 5

 * "That's a crag-vision... It airs a variety of programs... Cragnons watch these a lot..."
 * "Three stone tablets... Looks like you can insert something into the middle of each..."
 * "That appears to be video of something somewhere being burned..."
 * "That appears to be video of someone diving into water... Could be a hint?"
 * "If you look at this rock in 3-D, you can see its odd shape. Looks familiar..."
 * "That appears to be video of something running around something else... I wonder what it could be?"
 * "That's a black rock... Its shape looks like it's meant to be burned..."
 * "That's a wall painting... Rock... Water... Fire... Right? I wonder if the order they are in matters..."
 * "That's a rail cart... Get on it and it'll automatically start moving..."
 * "This rock... There's something hidden behind it..."
 * "There are letters written on the wall here... "Behind the Skull" That's what it says..."
 * "...A skull? That's a wall painting that someone did..."
 * "This is used for inspection... You have to meet certain requirements to get through..."
 * "That's a fancy picture of a Floro Sapien... Their king, perhaps? He looks so strong... It's a really old painting... The floor under the painting is cracked as well..."
 * "That's a Floro Sapien girl... By Floro Sapien standards, she's lovely..."
 * "This Floro Sapien is younger than the others... More delicate... Maybe even weak..."
 * "What a strong Floro Sapien... Powerful... Threatening... And very passionate... This picture is newer than the others..."

Chapter 6

 * "Wait, is that...a Pure Heart?"

Chapter 7

 * "There's something here..."
 * "The Underwhere fountain... Get in the water when you're low on HP to restore it..."
 * "That's Charold's boat... He'll take you to the opposite shore for four coins..."
 * "This lever controls the water level... You can increase or decrease it in this room..."
 * "That's a torch... Light it to illuminate the area around you..."
 * "That tree has blue fruit... It looks like they'll fall down if you jostle the tree..."
 * "That tree has yellow fruit... It looks like they'll fall down if you jostle the tree..."
 * "That tree has red fruit... It looks like they'll fall down if you jostle the tree..."
 * "That tree has pink fruit... It looks like they'll fall down if you jostle the tree..."
 * "That tree has black fruit... It looks like they'll fall down if you jostle the tree..."
 * "That's a golden fruit... It grows on a mysterious tree that grows atop a cloud..."

Chapter 8

 * "There's something here... I have a really bad feeling about this..."
 * "There are a few torches...but why are some lit and some not?"
 * "I think Bowser's flame could light these..."
 * "If you look closely, there's a small hole here..."
 * "We can't just stay in one place. We should use platforms to go attack the count..."
 * "When he signals, Dimentio will attack this platform. Watch for fireballs!"

Nastasia

 * "That's Nastasia, the count's executive assistant. She has served him the longest... Without him, she is quite lonely, but she manages to go on in her new life... It is hard for me to see her like this... I think I know exactly how she feels... " (Main story)
 * "That's Nastasia... She was once Count Bleck's close associate... Count Bleck was her reason for living... But she knew that at some point this day would come... She'll be OK eventually... To see his face... To hear his voice... She knows she can't but yet, she pines..." (Post-game)

Flipside

 * "That's Merlon... He's a descendant of the Ancients who led us here... He toils to protect the world from destruction, the Light Prognosticus as his guide... He's the source of knowledge in Flipside. Most people here put their trust in him..."
 * "That's Pook... He's a boy who really loves sea creatures... He hopes to leave this town someday and go where he can listen to waves all day..."
 * "That's Skeet... He's a young guy who's studying to become an architect... But he's always here, staring at the tower, so he never gets any studying done... He really needs to learn how to build his own life before he can build buildings..."
 * "That's Minnie... She loves fortune-telling... She hears her daily fortune... and ALWAYS believes it. Yes, she's easily influenced..."
 * "That's Fret... He's a young man who wanders around Flipside... His hobby is to write down all the things he wants to do before his game ends... But he never takes action, so none of it ever gets done... He's pretty laid-back..."
 * "That's Nora... She was born and raised in Flipside, and she loves the town dearly... She's so dedicated... She cleans these streets every day out of goodwill... "
 * "That's the fortune-teller, Merluvlee... She shows lost souls the path forward... She's pretty flamboyant, and some assume she's a fake... But she has true vision..."
 * "That's Tinga, the innkeeper... This hard worker never lacks a smile on her face... She inherited her family mansion, remodeled it, and has operated the inn since."
 * "That's Chap... He's an imaginative young man... He wants to be an author...but all of his ideas have been done before..."
 * "That's Muffy... She's a Flipside wanderer who knows all of the hot spots... She's pretty direct, and she doesn't seem to know the meaning of moderation... Her motto is "Life should be short and sweet, babe!""
 * "That's Bizzy... He's a magazine editor who is always distracted... He has a staff writer, but he loses track of him constantly. The two have never spoken... He also enjoys fishing... His longest catch is a 10-inch boot..."
 * "That's Chap... He's always thirsty... He comes here at noon and drinks milk all day... He always jokes that milk runs through his veins... But then he worried that it really did, and went to the doctor. That's a secret..."
 * "That's Flimm, the salesman... His prices and his stock fluctuate day to day... Sometimes he carries rare items..."
 * "That's Garson, the info guy... A bit of a rascal in his youth, he troubled everyone... To make up for it, he opened an information-exchange shop for everyone..."
 * "That's Helvetica... He's a struggling novelist who made his debut 30 years ago... He's good at what he does, but he writes slow, so his books are never released... He's poor and cooks for himself, but his fare is so good, it makes chefs jealous."
 * "That's Patch... He's a window-shopper who goes shop to shop "just looking"... He goes to every shop in town just to stare at the goods... Shopkeepers shudder to hear him coming since he takes up space real buyers could use..."
 * "That's Heronicus... He was once an explorer... He knows much about other lands... He's since retired from exploration, but certain smells bring back memories..."
 * "That's Muffy... She has a sweet tooth and is a huge fan of Saffron... She makes desserts herself, but she can't resist them and gobbles them all up..."
 * "That's Sacre, the artist... His art style was once very daring... Now he wants commercial success, though, so he just paints landscapes... But his artistic spirit still burns within..."
 * "That's Sacre's daughter, Ellie... She's a sweet girl who cares for her father... Her dream is to be a pro comic artist... She writes them in secret late at night..."
 * "That's Saffron, the master chef... Bring her ingredients and she'll cook them up... She worries about youth food culture and is like a mom to everyone in town..."
 * "That's Hoodin, the card-shop owner... Boys descend on this place after school... They can get pretty pushy and grabby, but Hoodin never gets mad at them..."
 * "That's Walter... He's around 80 years old... His memory and strength are slipping a bit... But this hearty old fellow still loves to eat..."
 * "That's Gladys... This sweet elderly lady supports her husband, Walter... This happy 78-year-old fills her days by frantically caring for her hubby..."
 * "That's Otto... He's really scatterbrained... You won't hear much of value from him... Still, he's honest and has common sense, so everyone loves him... Kids especially..."
 * "That's Cherie... She's a lively, up-and-coming singer... She's talented, but it's the bright quality of her voice that makes listeners happy... Everyone thinks she's young, but even her boyfriend doesn't know her true age..."
 * "That's Betsy... She's an innocent little girl who always asks innocent questions... She innocently believes that a long life is always a happy one..."
 * "That's Pearl... She's Betsy's super-sweet grandmother... She has a dark past here... It's hard to believe she was once called "Razor Pearl"... She has many, many stories... but most she cannot tell..."
 * "That's The InterNed... This mysterious character can be an MC or a DJ... If you ask, he'll play a nostalgic tune for you... Instead of asking for something complex, just sit back and enjoy it..."
 * "That's The InterChet... This arcade owner's face is square, but his personality is round. I don't know exactly what he really is... His whole being is a mystery... He's literally a black box..."
 * "That's Hort, the iron man of games... He plays like a professional... He's back in the arcade again today, looking for a worthy adversary... He's a master of games... Just not the game of love..."
 * "That's Mort, a game lover... He's here before the arcade opens and stays until closing... He's lost a lot more than just coins to this place... He needs video-game restraint..."
 * "That's Welderberg... Give this pipe maker coins and he'll dig pipes for you... He might not look like much, but he's a master at his specialized craft... If you've got the coins to spare, you should have him dig you a pipe..."
 * "That's a goldfish... He's the cute fish that the boy on the third floor loves... He seems happy to have a larger area to swim in... It's much better than the bowl. Oh, and I hear his name is Captain Gills..." (Chapters 4 to 8)
 * "That's the master of the underground canal, the fish named Captain Gills... He's the fish the boy on the third floor loves so much...or used to be, anyway. Now he's big and scary and doesn't need any adorable little kids in his life... I guess he's really moving up in the world..." (Post-game)
 * "That's Gills Jr... Looks like the stork brought Captain Gills a few guppies... This is a strapping male. See how he watches his siblings with that protective gaze?"
 * "That's Gills II... Looks like the stork brought Captain Gills a few guppies... This is a healthy female. She patches things up when her siblings fight..."
 * ''"That's Gills III... Looks like the stork brought Captain Gills a few guppies... This is a rebellious male... He's the troublemaker that keeps Captain Gills awake...
 * "That's Gills IV... Looks like the stork brought Captain Gills a few guppies... This little squirt's just a boy. He tries to lead the school, but his fins are too small!"
 * "That's Gills V... Looks like the stork brought Captain Gills a few guppies... This is the runt of the family. He swims at his own pace and peeks at his siblings..."

Flopside

 * "That's Nolrem... He's a descendant of the Ancients just like Merlon... He's working with Merlon to decipher the Light Prognosticus... His aura is a little colder and less approachable than Merlon's... But some like that about him, and he's popular among the ladies in town..."
 * "That's Puck... This boy is always looking at the sky... He dreams of leaving this town and living on a summit or somewhere high up..."
 * "That's Pete... He's a tower fanatic... He's an interior decorator by trade...but his work's piled up since he's always here... His inbox is now a tower..."
 * "That's Chet... He flirts with girls, gets shot down, and gets depressed... He's working on setting a new record for rejection now, so he's in a foul mood..."
 * "That's Karla... This young lady hates things that are not stylish... She has some self-loathing, too... She actually wishes she were more accepting..."
 * "That's Merlee, the charmer... Her spells are empowering when you're in a bind... She lives in a large mansion in Gloam Valley, but moved here to help the heroes... She and Flipside's fortune-teller, Merluvlee, were rivals when they were classmates..."
 * "That's Winnie... She loves casting charms... But not everyone can be a pro charmer... What she lacks is confidence..."
 * "That's Inga, a hotelier... She's a sly strategist who never stops smiling... Her plan is to rise above all with impeccable service... She hopes to own a hotel chain..."
 * "That's Slim... He's a young man with keen vision and great observation skills... But he only uses his skills to look at girls... He constantly ponders the difference between "loving" and "being in love"..."
 * "That's Lucy... She's an independent girl who lives by her own rules... People don't always understand her, but she has a noble heart... Her favorite word is "drama!" She's always seeking things to make her heart race..."
 * "That's Ledger, the editor... The novel series he edited was a huge hit! He married the daughter of his boss, but he's never home, so they've barely spoken... Even if he falls, he gets right back up on his feet. He's the elite of the elite..."
 * "That's Chip, the coffee nut... He comes here at noon and drinks coffee all day... "If the ocean was made of coffee, I would drink it dry," he brags... He worries about being a show-off and is concerned with his chronic insomnia..."
 * "That's Flamm, the map dealer... He stocks maps that the legendary explorer left... His name is his only real shortcoming..."
 * "That's Carson, the town informant... He loved watching cop shows as a kid and wanted to grow up to become an informant. The seedy shop and his gentle tone are all part of his schtick..."
 * "That's Harold... It's one struggle after another for this patient 80-year-old... He's old school and keeps his feelings to himself..."
 * "That's Gertrude, Harold's wife... She's endured struggles at her husband's side... This 78-year-old has been thinking more and more about their relationship..."
 * "That's Garamond... He's a well-known, best-selling novelist... He writes books so quickly that there's a popular rumor... that he's multiple people... He's a pro at spinning yarns... You can count on one hand the number of equals he has..."
 * "That's Hatch, the visionary... His hobby is to daydream... He visits Carson often to hear about adventures in other lands... He doesn't want to explore... He just likes to daydream about it..."
 * "That's Buffy... She's a huge fan of Dyllis's cooking... She especially likes rich food... She loathes her bathroom scale... Her latest hobby is walking around to work up a big appetite..."
 * "That's Patta... This boy takes everything very seriously... He hates trends, but also hates being left behind by them... He feels the need to justify his every move before he can make one..."
 * "That's Bleu... He's a town painter who searches for the essence of art... He doesn't understand that his stubbornness is limiting his art... His daughter calls him "The Artist" for many reasons..."
 * "That's Bleu's daughter, Lily... She cares for her stubborn and awkward father... She secretly wants to be an actress and spends her nights practicing lines..."
 * "That's Dyllis, the chef... She'll mix two ingredients to make you a dish... She works into the night, experimenting with recipes that customers will enjoy... Her eyes always look mad from lack of sleep..."
 * "That's Boodin, the card-shop owner... He chats with adult weekend shoppers... He prefers playing cards over collecting them..."
 * "That's Ditto... He's a bit of a weakling... He sometimes has valuable information... His laid-back personality can be charming... The women around town adore him..."
 * "That's Kerrie... She used to be a well-known singer... This unfortunate girl is very talented, but sadly, she has no luck... Ironically, her sadness only makes her singing even more meaningful..."
 * "That's Mitsy... This very serious little girl is full of very serious questions... She loves her grandmother and hopes to become just like her when she grows up..."
 * "That's Ruby... She's Mitsy's slightly strict grandmother... She used to be the Flopside beauty... Her philosophy is to not treat children like children..."

Shopkeepers

 * "That's Howzit... He's a hardworking, productive businessman... He works hard every day in hopes of realizing his dream of becoming a distributor... The Howzit Group shops, which are all identically staffed, just keep growing..." (Flipside)
 * "That's Howzit... He's a hardworking, productive businessman... He works every day to think up new ways to make the shopper's experience better. The Howzit Group shops, which are all identically staffed, just keep growing..." (Chapter 1-2)
 * "That's Howzit... He's a diligent shopkeeper... His Howzit Group's motto is "Howzit going everywhere!" They're expanding rapidly... The Cragnon look that he's sporting suits him well..." (Chapter 5-1)
 * "That's Notso... He's a hard-working shop employee... He's unselfish and content with his life making coins... For some reason, he's always happy..."

Chapter 1

 * "That's Bestovius. He's a powerful dimensional sage. And he knows it... He may think a little highly of himself, but he is quite wise and powerful... He is a descendant of the Tribe of Ancients, like Merlon in Flipside..."
 * "That's Chaz. He's a very self-assured young man... He's a friend of Red's, and they often play cards together... Chaz always wins... He might want to lose on purpose once in a while..."
 * "That's Babs, a young village girl who loves to shop. She's also very helpful. Who knows what the mayor would do without her..."
 * "That's Bozzo... He's a local village boy who's full of energy... He's curious, and often finds himself in all sorts of strange mishaps... He's Watchitt's grandson, so maybe he'll be mayor too, someday..."
 * "This is Juppi. He loves to read, and has learned all about the Tribe of Ancients... Everyone seems to like him..."
 * "This is Sipsi. She's known as the town gossip... She's always the first to know about anything juicy that happens in town..."
 * "That's Old Man Watchitt. He's the crotchety mayor of Yold Town... He is a descendant of the Tribe of Ancients... He also talks to his beard and cane and stays current with the latest gadgets..."
 * "That's Red, the guardian of the bridge into Yold Town... He's a red-loving patriot who keeps the town safe. The mayor trusts him... He has a brother named Green. He hopes they can get along one day..."
 * "That's Green, the guard who watches over the bridge out of Yold Town... His brother, Red, is the other bridge guard. They don't get along very well... He loves the color green and keeping the peace from the comfort of his bed..."

Chapter 2

 * "That's Lock... This guy has that devil-may-care look that girls love... I bet he would fall like a ton of bricks for Peach..."
 * "That's Tib... This poor boy seems to have had some problems with his love life... He missed many chances to meet girls in the past because he's a bit clueless... But then he got a girlfriend and came here seeking a charm to keep it going well... But because he's kind of clueless, he just got kidnapped instead..."
 * "This is Dupp... He's one of Mimi's captives here in Merlee's Mansion... He's a thief by profession... He has a good nose for good stuff and where it is... But he must not have a nose for danger if he got nabbed and put in here..."
 * "That's Vic... This guy is another one of the captives... He's working to earn Rubees... I bet he's even forgotten which charm he came here for in the first place..."
 * "That's Cade... This young man is another captive here... He's a smart young lad... He loves puzzles and solving problems..."
 * "That's Cap... This hood has all the info fit to sell... I don't think he makes much money. He just does it to stave off boredom..."
 * "This is Stock... He's a high-level informant who has the best info there is... He's hiding here BECAUSE he has the best info. Or...maybe he just doesn't like crowds."
 * "That's an Ackpow... Basically a nasty warden employed by Mimi... They like to act important, but they're paying off debts just like everyone else..."
 * "That's Conn... He seems to always be in the Mushroom room... He's a little uppity... But deep inside, he hates being alone and loves it when people talk to him..."
 * "That's Cott... This guy is another captive... He seems the type to try not to think about the harshness of reality..."
 * "These guys are being forced to work to pay off their massive debts... They're all trying to earn Rubees so they can get out of this place..."
 * "This guy is being forced to work to pay off his massive debt... He's running to earn Rubees so he can get out of here..."

Chapter 4

 * "This young lady is Blollop... She's a native of the planet Blobule... Space is vast, but the young are the same no matter what world they hail from..."
 * "This young man is Blarfle... He's a strapping young Blobule... He never leaves this star, but drives his thoughts to the endless spaces..."
 * "That's Blappy... He serves as the elder of the Blobules... He's selling treasure clues he copied from space relics... How greedy..."

Chapter 5

 * "That's Marbald... The elder of the Cragnon tribe... There's something about him that makes people feel like they can't refuse him... He's well respected in town for his ability to resolve conflicts..."
 * "That's Chert... He's basically the wise man of the village... He counsels the elder... He's also sort of an activity leader who manages town goings-on..."
 * "That's Skarn, the elder's aide... His job is to help guide the Cragnon's affairs... He's a little shy and scatterbrained..."
 * "That's Tuff... He's a young Cragnon whose family was captured by Floro Sapiens... He's irritated by anyone without purpose and urgency in their lives..."
 * "That's Websterite... He's a Cragnon who likes anything new and trendy... The lives of the Cragnons recently changed pretty dramatically... Like Websterite, many are enjoying lives of convenience now..."
 * "That's Kimberlite... She's a super-confident Cragnon girl... She believes that her prince will ride in on a white Muth and come get her..."
 * "That's Marl... This Cragnon loves the water... He's very active and always takes action quickly... He gets carried away easily, but he always makes sure to look out for number one..."
 * "That's Tuff... This young man is all obsessed with Flint Cragley... He admires manly men and therefore worships the cragtrotting host... His motto is apparently, "Flint for life, brah!""
 * "That's Jasperoid... He's always looking for something of "interest" to do... His idea of interesting things to do is odd, though, and it angers some people..."
 * "That's Whacka... It's rare to see one... It's delicate and easily harmed... Don't hit it or stomp on it..."
 * "That's Norite... This girl came out of nowhere in search of Whacka... Whacka always touched her delicate heart with his constant smile... But they were suddenly separated...and now Norite's heart is about to burst... In her sadness, she cannot even eat her favorite snack, Whacka Bumps..."
 * "That's Flint Cragley the explorer, star and director of "Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter." A living legend in the land of the Cragnons, he has many tales... He's a superstar... A hip, sweet, handsome, tough guy! Flint continues to seek answers even today! At least, that's...according to his official site..."
 * "That's Hornfels, Flint's sound guy... He diligently records Flint's every noise... But the majority of his work involves taking care of Flint rather than recording him..."
 * "That's Monzo, Flint's camera guy... He flatters and soothes Flint as he records... The majority of his work involves making Flint happy rather than recording him..."
 * "That's a Cragnon... It looks like there's no sprout on top of his head..."
 * "That's one of King Croacus's attendants... They think the king will someday revive..." (Post-Chapter 5 to Chapter 8)

Chapter 6

 * "That's King Sammer, regal monarch of the great Sammer Kingdom... He is considering turning the Duel of 100 into an amusement water park..."

Chapter 7

 * "That's a kindly Shayde... He waits here for people so he can give guidance... Shaydes are people whose games ended for various reasons and arrived here... Those who did good deeds in life can go to The Overthere... But those who did evil..."
 * "That's a jolly Shayde... So positive... Always with a smile on his face... The more someone's endured, the more patient they get... He is experiencing that now..."
 * "An absentminded Shayde... He loves entertaining, and feels bad if he flubs a punch line..."
 * "That's a diligent Shayde... He's very focused, and stops at nothing once he's latched on to a goal... But he misses his life from before his game ended... He laments every day he's here..."
 * "That's a Shayde who feels it's his duty to warn people... Even though he's a Shayde, he's still scared of ghosts and stays rooted here..."
 * "That's Charold... It's his job to ferry Shaydes who wish to visit Jaydes... He dreams of buying a ship with the coins he gets from the Shaydes..."
 * "That's a D-Man... These underlings of Jaydes oversee Underwhere operations... They're proud of working so closely with Jaydes... They LOVE being near power..."
 * "That's a D-Man who supports Jaydes... Jaydes's aides all wear the "doom-striped" suits that are their trademark... Today, as always, they work to enforce the judgments on the Shaydes..."
 * "Management, Planning, Promotions, Administration, Human Resources... All D-Men. They also all act as guards and supervisors... Talk about multitaskers..."
 * "That's a timid Shayde... For the guilty, meeting with Jaydes is the same as facing their guilt... They must gain the courage to see her to move forward... That's the law in this world..."
 * "That's a Shayde who really wants to make it up to The Overthere... In life, his psychic abilities helped him in his hobby as a fortune-teller... He tried to foresee if he'd make it to The Overthere, but the results were 50/50... He still hasn't gotten up the nerve to confront his own guilt..."
 * "That's a transit D-Man... Transit D-Men act as guides on dark Underwhere Road... All here smile, as they are bound for The Overthere... Transit D-Men see them off. They like to read books while they wait for people to come through..."
 * "That's Dorguy the First... He protects The Underwhere from suspicious individuals... He asks riddles of those who try to pass and rebuffs those who answer incorrectly..."
 * "That's a D-Man guard... He protects the door to The Overthere from monsters. He often uses brute force... The doorway is the most important of all, and Jaydes has trusted him with it..."
 * "That's a D-Man guard... He helps suppress the monsters of The Underwhere... The toughest job there is... His only peace of mind is... if a monster ends his game, Jaydes can revive him..."
 * "That's Dorguy the Second... He protects The Underwhere from suspicious individuals... He asks questions of those who try to pass and rebuffs those who answer poorly..."
 * "That's Hagra... She's one of the three ancient sisters of The Underwhere... Her hobbies include resting and maintaining her ravishing good looks..."
 * "That's Hagitha... She's one of the three ancient sisters of The Underwhere... Her hobbies include watching Undervision miniseries and tending her lovely locks..."
 * "That's Hagnes... She's one of the three ancient sisters of The Underwhere... Her hobbies include chatting and dreaming about "chilling" with the youth of today..."
 * "That's Dorguy the Third... He protects The Underwhere from suspicious individuals... He asks questions of those who try to pass and rebuffs those who answer poorly..."
 * "That's Cyrrus... The talking cloud... This ambitious young cloud is always thinking about getting bigger... Lately, he's become quite a wisecracker..."
 * "That's Thurbi... A spirited Nimbi who never forgets to be young at heart... Though he's all grown up, he still has dreams of flying high in the sky... And though he's grown up, he still occasionally wets his bed when he has nightmares..."
 * "That's Fallbi... She's a Nimbi girl who's completely head over heels for her darling... Her hobbies include gazing into the eyes of her beau and gorging on candy..."
 * "That's Novbi... He's a male Nimbi who operates the lift... His hobbies include nurturing plants and nurturing the love between him and his girl..."
 * "That's Monbi... He's a hearty and active Nimbi boy... He has wild mood swings... One moment he's angry, then he's crying or laughing..."
 * "That's Sprinbi... She's a cute Nimbi girl... When people tell her she has her head in the clouds, she says, "I'm not a Lakitu!""
 * "That's Whibbi... He's a bigwig in the Nimbi world... He protects The Overthere as a close aide to Grambi... It's his constant struggle to get Rebbi, Blubi, and Yebbi's opinions to mesh... "
 * "That's Saturbi... This Nimbi has a strong sense of duty... His past successes have earned him the nickname, "Overthere-Mart Raffle King"... He always blows his luck on lottery drawings, so he's not considered lucky... "
 * "That's Wenbi... He's a happy-go-lucky Nimbi... A free spirit through and through, he spends his days wandering like a vagabond... But ever since he fell in love, he's stopped wandering and loiters in this area..."
 * "That's Fribi... He's a droll Nimbi... Lately he's been calming people with jokes. He calls it "golden gag therapy"... The problem is that no one can calm HIM... "
 * "That's Winbi... This Nimbi loves movies... She's planning to direct her own amazingly romantic film someday... She also plans to appear in it herself and marry the handsome lead actor..."
 * "That's Thurbi... A spirited Nimbi who never forgets to be young at heart... Though he's all grown up, he still has dreams of flying high in the sky... And though he's grown up, he still occasionally wets his bed when he has nightmares..."
 * "That's Rainbi... This Nimbi believes strongly in fate... She believes that happiness and sadness are both determined by fate... Her dream is to meet the celebrated fortune-teller, Merluvlee, and talk of fate..."
 * "That's Sumbi... A female Nimbi... She's been drawn to men who reek of danger lately... Unfortunately, only boring men are drawn to her..."
 * "That's Janbi... A young Nimbi... He's scatterbrained, so he's always running about... But he's also a sap, so at home, he and his girlfriend are annoyingly clingy..."
 * "That's Sunbi... He's a very serious Nimbi... He volunteers as a palace guard in The Overthere... Though not physically strong, he has a strong sense of justice..."
 * "That's Blubi... He's a powerful Nimbi... He's got a kind personality and heads up The Overthere  Human Resources Sector..."
 * "That's Marbi... This Nimbi is waiting for the bathroom... He's uncomfortable, antsy, and feels like he might just explode... Don't stand too close..."
 * "That's Yebbi... This powerful Nimbi is the head of the Arts and Sciences Sector... He's smart but a little timid and pigheaded... He holds one of the three orbs that form the key to Grambi's temple... "
 * "That's Rebbi... This impressive Nimbi is the head of the Defense Department... He's a stickler for rules, but he's adored by all for his bravery..."
 * "That's Maybi... This Nimbi has been injured... His injury is not serious... but it doesn't get any better since he's so distracted..."

Objects

 * "This is a jump platform. Press with good timing to rocket into the sky..."
 * ''"This is a jump platform. If you jump onto this, you'll automatically rocket upward...
 * "This is just a post. A strong impact would likely pound it into the ground..."
 * "It's a treasure chest... There's something inside..."
 * "It's a treasure chest, but there's nothing in it anymore..."
 * "These are coins... Collect them to buy things..."
 * "This is a Rubee... Mimi uses these to attack you..."
 * "We can enter this pipe..."
 * "Something is written here... Try reading it..."
 * "There's a crack in the wall... It might break open if you explode something near it..."
 * "It's an interdimensional rift. Maybe we can use Fleep's power here..."
 * "It's an arrow... I think it's telling us to go that way..."
 * "That's a space rift... I hear these form to conceal hidden things..."
 * "That is a Fire Bar. Don't touch it, or you'll get burned..."
 * "There's a crack here... I'll make it visible..."
 * "That's a jump-over cloud... Press when you land on it to jump really high..."
 * "That's a Fire Bar... Touching it will definitely hurt..."

Barry

 * "That's Barry, the barrier Pixl. He creates an impenetrable barrier around you... Barry got sick of sleeping and wandered around before running into Mario... Barry is a little embarrassed about not knowing that Mario was the legendary hero..."

Boomer

 * "That's Boomer. This Pixl excels at blowing things up... Boomer joined your party after you met him in Gloam Valley... He's happy to obliterate anything for the legendary hero..."

Carrie

 * "Someone is locked in this jail... Is it a Pixl...? "
 * "That's Carrie. You can ride on this Pixl to glide over water or spiky gaps. Francis locked Carrie up in the dungeon of his geeky lair... Carrie is all about feeling and being on the same wavelength..."

Cudge

 * "That's Cudge, a Pixl that allows you to hammer things with titanic force... Cudge was locked away in the stone monument in the sky above the Gap of Crag... Cudge is very enthusiastic about hammering things into oblivion..."

Dashell

 * "That's Dashell. He allows you to run really fast... Dashell was spending his time in the last room of the Flipside Pit of 100 trials... Dashell is a firm believer that life is a sprint, not a marathon..."

Dottie

 * "Oh, that's another Pixl... Let's go see if we can get closer..."
 * "That's Dottie. This Pixl can shrink its user to the size of a flea... Dottie slept in the Floro Caverns until King Croacus started making trouble... She's sad that the power of the Ancients is being used to destroy the worlds..."

Fleep

 * "That's Fleep. This Pixl can flip the very fabric of space... He was rescued from Planet Blobule, where he was stuck in an outhouse without paper... He was desperately waiting for the hero to arrive..."

Piccolo

 * "That's Piccolo. This musical Pixl plays different sounds depending on who's around... Piccolo was hidden away in a house in Flopside... Piccolo changes your sound effects and you can use her to remove curses..."

Slim

 * "That's Slim. This Pixl flips you sideways, making you invisible... Put in a box by Merlee's ancestors, he was protected by the mansion's masters... He loves excitement and is excited to travel with the hero of legend..."

Thoreau

 * "That's Thoreau. He's a Pixl that can help you pick up and throw things... Thoreau was stuffed in a box 1,500 years ago, but now he has been released. He sounds posh and upper class, but he's not afraid to get his hands dirty..."

Thudley

 * "That's Thudley, the bulky, ground-pounding Pixl... He's been waiting at the bottom of the Tile Pool for a hero of girth to arrive... He's an ex-wrestler and an expert on all things girthy..."

Flipside

 * "This is Howzit's shop... You can buy, sell, and store items here..."
 * "This is Merlon's house... Talk to Merlon first when you find yourself in a pinch..."
 * "That's Flipside Tower... The white tower in the middle of town... The elevator will take you to the top..."
 * "That's Tinga's Inn... A stay there costs 5 coins a night... It'll restore your HP..."
 * "Merluvlee's fortune shop... If you're confused as to what to do, go there..."
 * "That's the house of Walter and Gladys... They're a happy(?) couple..."
 * "That's the beveragarium... The owner is privy to a lot of information... I hear there's also a secret entrance to an arcade in there somewhere..."
 * "That's Saffron's restaurant... Give her an ingredient and she'll cook for you..."
 * "That's the artist Sacre's house... He and his daughter, Ellie, live there..."
 * "That's Catch a Dream, the card shop... You can buy and sell Catch Cards there..."
 * "It's the home of Heronicus, the former explorer... Go in to hear his stories..."
 * "This building is called the Mirror Mansion... It's the center of Flipside..."

Flopside

 * "That's Notso's shop... You can buy, sell, and store items here..."
 * "That's Nolrem's house... He and Merlon of Flipside are trying to save the world..."
 * "That's Flopside Tower... The black tower standing in the center of town... The elevator will take you to the top..."
 * "That's Inga's Inn... A stay here costs at least 10 coins... It'll restore your HP... You can also get breakfast with the bed-and-breakfast package..."
 * "That's Merlee's charm shop... Have her put a spell on you to make exploring easier..."
 * "That's a beveragarium... The owner is privy to a lot of information..."
 * "That's Harold and Gertrude's house... They live happily together... I think..."
 * "That's Dyllis's restaurant... Give her 2 ingredients and she'll cook for you..."
 * "That's the artist, Bleu's, house... He lives there with his daughter, Lily..."
 * "That's Fondest Hopes, the card shop... You can buy and sell cards here..."
 * "That's an empty house... I don't think anyone's lived there for a long time..."
 * "This building is called Mansion Rorrim... It's the center of Flopside..."

Chapter 1

 * "This is the house of the Flip Wizard, Bestovius... I can feel dimensional power radiating out of it... I think Bestovius is inside..."
 * "This is Red's house... He keeps suspicious people from crossing the bridge to Yold Town."
 * "This is the Yold Town branch of Howzit's shop. If you need something, buy it now..."
 * "This is Juppi's house. It's an average Yold Town house... His laundry hangs outside..."
 * "That is a vacant house. It looks like nobody lives there..."
 * "That is Old Man Watchitt's house. He's the very wise and irritable mayor..."
 * "That is Green's house. He makes sure suspicious people don't leave town..."

Chapter 4

 * "That's the Twinkle Mart... Howzit operates it, but his personality seems different... All they sell are chocolate bars... They don't get many customers..."

Chapter 5

 * "That's the Cragnon elder's house... The elder should be inside..."
 * "That's a Cragnon's house... The explorer, Flint Cragley, and his staff live there..."
 * "That's a Cragnon's house... As is traditional, it's built of rock..."
 * "That's a Cragnon's house... It smells good. They must have been cooking..."
 * "That's Howzit's Cragnon branch... I can't believe he even opened a shop here..."

Chapter 7

 * "That's a restroom... I guess people need to go, even in The Overthere..."

Miscellaneous

 * "It's a tiny shop. There's no way we're getting inside it like this..."

Prologue

 * "Let's hurry over to the Heart Pillar..."
 * "We should pay Merlon a visit..."
 * "Let's make our way through that red door..."

Chapter 1

 * "Point at yourself, and I will give you advice on what you need to do next... Right, the first thing we should do is find Bestovius and learn how to flip... You should use my power to look all over the place..."
 * "Why don't you try flipping around this area? Who knows what you might stumble upon..."
 * "Don't stay flipped for too long, or you will lose HP... So don't flip recklessly..."
 * "In some places, you will need to flip to proceed to the next area... In other places, flipping will do you no good at all. Try to tell the difference..."
 * "Sometimes it may seem like there's nothing of interest in an area, but don't give up... You can always try flipping or using my unique power to investigate an area..."
 * "If you see something odd, don't hesitate to investigate..."
 * "Thoreau the Pixl can help you pick up all sorts of things... Once you've got an item in your hands, press again to throw it... If your aim is good, you can flip a switch by throwing an item at it. Give it a try..."
 * "When you're stuck, flip... Even if you don't find a new path, you might find a hint... You can't always go straight ahead. Sometimes you'll need to backtrack..."
 * "Each Pixl is gifted with an incredible ability... Think about each situation carefully and make full use of each of our powers. "
 * "O'Chunks is quite fearsome... Use my power to learn more about what you're facing..."
 * "Sometimes, you may need to search every nook and cranny to progress... Don't forget that some crannies can only be explored when you flip..."
 * "Count Bleck could ambush us at any moment... Stay on your toes..."
 * "Don't focus too hard on the visible... If you feel like you've come to a dead end, walk around or try flipping... While you're at it, you can use me to search your surroundings..."
 * "Flipping isn't the only way to explore, you know... Pixls can help blaze new trails... In fact, I bet Thoreau could help you out right about now..."
 * "A regular attack won't work. Use me to find the enemy's weak spot, then strike there..."
 * "Where could that Pure Heart be..."
 * "What are you doing? We should go pay Merlon a visit..."
 * "Something's happened... The top of the tower... Let's head up there..."
 * "Let's go say hello to Saffron..."
 * "If you have some Spicy Soup, you should go see Peach..."
 * "Now that we have that key from Merlon, we need to go find the door it opens... Hmm... Didn't he say it was near his house...?"

Chapter 2

 * "With Peach's parasol, you should be able to make some long floating jumps... I bet we can find a good use for her talents..."
 * "A Pixl with the power to explode... Combine that with your power to flip, and you'll be going new places..."
 * "I've got a really ominous feeling about this... We need to find Merlee, fast..."
 * "Just where is Merlee..."
 * "I guess the only way out of here is to somehow scrounge together 1,000,000 Rubees. There must be a way to earn some quick Rubees..."
 * "Try not to always be in such a rush to move forward... Sometimes you've got to stop and look back on the paths you've traveled..."
 * "What are you doing? Don't just stand there! We have worlds to save..."
 * "Merlee told me I should "watch out for her"... I don't have any clue what she meant by that, but I do know we need to find her..."
 * "If what Merlee said is true, then we don't yet have the power to defeat Mimi... We have to find the real Merlee..."
 * "Use my power on her if you want to know about Mimi's secret weakness..."
 * "Let's go find the next Heart Pillar..."
 * "A new door should have opened on the top of the tower... Let's investigate..."

Chapter 3

 * "We can't simply loaf around... Why don't we go fit the Pure Heart into its Heart Pillar?"
 * "Who knows what dangers lurk behind the fourth door... It's important to get well stocked before you hop into an unfamiliar world..."

Chapter 4

 * "I think we should go back to Merlon's for a minute..."
 * "We've got to find something like a helmet... Let's make a sweep of the town and chat up all the boys we meet..."
 * "He said he wants us to release that fish back into the water somewhere... But where are we going to find water in Flipside...?"
 * "Now that we have a helmet, let's head back into space..."
 * "Let's head out and search for the next Pure Heart..."
 * "There are no guideposts in space. You'll have to trust your instincts to guide you... If you don't try and feel your way, you could end up floating in circles out here..."
 * "I don't feel it here... I don't think we're near the Pure Heart... But first things first, why don't we help out Squirps..."
 * "That Ancient Clue the elder has... We should go check it out..."
 * "That clue the elder sold us... It's made of paper... I think..."
 * "Let's head for the Space Bypass... With Fleep's help, we should be able to get into it..."
 * "If something looks out of the ordinary, use Fleep to investigate... You may find something..."
 * "If you see something odd, check it out immediately..."
 * "The galaxy certainly is big... There's so much out there that we've never seen..."
 * "If something catches your eye, go in for a closer look... You know what they say: nothing ventured, nothing gained..."
 * "What does Squirps eat? He's a space alien, after all... It's probably something you can only get in space. Let's search around a little..."
 * "The Whoa Zone certainly seems bizarre... I'm sure that your flip ability will come in handy..."
 * "This is unknown territory... Let's keep moving forward, but be careful..."
 * "Oh dear... Aren't you feeling a bit spun around...? Feel free to stop and get your bearings..."
 * "When you get confused, remember that you can always stop and think..."
 * "Now where did Squirps wander off to..."
 * "If you just float there, you're going to get walloped. Dodge and then strike!"
 * "Flip to slide by enemy attacks!"
 * "Oh, don't mind me! I'm fine. Sorry for worrying you..."

Chapter 5

 * "Where is the next Pure Heart... I wish we had a little more information..."
 * "Phew! Being a hero means never having a moment to yourself... Hang in there!"
 * "When even your Pixls and flip don't get you anywhere, it's time to gather info... The people living in that dimension should be able to tell you something..."
 * "Let's hurry after those Cragnon-napping Floro Sapiens..."
 * "Doesn't it drive you crazy when you try hard and still can't solve a problem alone? There are times when you can clear it all up by just asking someone a question..."
 * "If you want to find the unlikely, you have to search in unlikely places... Make sure to notice the little details and keep on the lookout for hints..."
 * "Oh, O'Chunks... He just doesn't learn, does he?"
 * "The enemies and puzzles you are facing are getting quite tough... Don't forget about your friends, your Pixls, the hints you've got...and your flip!"
 * "Cudge should be makin' chunks out o' these yellow blocks, teh be sure! ...Yuck. I think we've been spending too much time around that big oaf..."
 * "Who knows what's waiting for us around the corner..."
 * "Where were those poor Cragnons taken to..."
 * "Stuck? Flip! Your whole world can change when you see it from a different angle..."
 * "I'm sure you're exhausted... But we have to keep hunting for the Pure Hearts..."
 * "I hope Flint and his crew are doing well... I worry about them a little... Just a little..."
 * "You can't go on, and no one is around to help you... When you find yourself in a situation like this, you've got to search your surroundings... You never know where you might find a clue..."
 * "Dottie is a Pixl with the power to shrink you down... With Dottie's help, you can pass through tiny doors, pipes, and other miniscule gaps. If you come across anything on that scale, you know who to call on..."
 * "Look at those sprouts on the heads of the Cragnons... Don't you find them...odd?"
 * "Keep an eye on O'Chunks... He's bigger and faster than he was before..."
 * "If we want the Pure Heart, we will have to venture into King Croacus's domain. But how will we sneak in...?"
 * "Observation is key here... Are you noticing patterns in the objects around you? Not sure about the pattern? I guess you just have to try whatever comes to mind..."
 * "I'm not so sure King Croacus will be eager to hand over his Pure Heart..."
 * "That King Croacus sounds tough... We need to find his weak spot to win..."
 * "He's wide open when he shows his face... When his head gets up too high to reach, try tossing something at it..."
 * "We should stop by Merlon's house..."
 * "Nolrem said the Heart Pillar we need is somewhere on the outskirts of Flopside. Well, let's get searching..."
 * "We can't let the world get destroyed. We need to hurry and find the next Pure Heart."

Chapter 6

 * "I sense a strange uneasiness in the air... We need to hurry..."
 * "We have no choice but to fight. Just don't take your eyes off the enemy..."
 * "Let's go beat the rest of these Sammer Guys..."
 * "There are many more Sammer Guys ahead... Try not to wear yourself out..."
 * "There are many more Sammer Guys ahead... Keep your health up and battle with honor..."
 * "You seem a little tired... Let's take our time and defeat each one..."
 * "Even little hits can add up to big hits... You should focus on not getting hit yourself..."
 * "There's no reasoning with them... Go get them!"
 * "Count Bleck... Have I... Seen him somewhere before...?"
 * "Come on... Let's hurry!"
 * "Let's get the Pure Heart... Hurry!"
 * "There isn't enough time... Let's hurry and defeat them all!"
 * "There's no time to talk... Hurry!"
 * "................................................................. What happened to the Pure Heart? We'd better poke around... I think..."
 * "It's faint, but I can feel the presence of the Pure Heart... The Pure Heart is up ahead... Let's go..."
 * "Brobot is a truly massive opponent... I wonder where his weak point is..."
 * "First, let's show this Pure Heart to Merlon..."

Chapter 7

 * "I'm just happy that Mario was safe... First, let's find the Heart Pillar... Using bro power!"
 * "The next Pure Heart... Let's go look for Peach and Bowser..."
 * "Maybe that Jaydes person you were talking about might know something..."
 * "Luvbi will show you around the Underwhere Road... Let's go see her..."
 * "You can pass life's roadblocks if you just think about it... You just have to stay cool..."
 * "You are the chosen heroes. You can overcome anything! I have faith in you..."
 * "The monster that escaped the dark depths of The Underwhere... I wonder what he looks like..."
 * "We're just wasting our breath at this point... All there is left to do is fight!"
 * "You know, Bowser IS able to breathe fire..."
 * "Do you have confidence in your memory? Mine...isn't so good."
 * "Do you have confidence in your memory? Mine...isn't always perfect..."
 * "If someone is in trouble, you must help. It's what good people do..."
 * "What are you doing? Hurry up and get that book back..."
 * "Let's take that book to Hagra's place..."
 * "Luvbi is waiting! We have to hurry to her..."
 * "Mario can flip... Luigi can jump... Bowser can breathe fire... With your powers combined, there is nothing to fear."
 * "Even the most fearful foe can be defeated easily if you know their weakness... If you're having a hard time, just gather all the info you can and find that spot..."
 * "Compared to when we first met, you've all gotten so much stronger... "
 * "I wonder what the great Overthere is like..."
 * "Luigi's jump is amazing! Sorry, Mario, but it's leaps and bounds over yours... If you want to reach a high place, Luigi is your man..."
 * "I wonder what kind of fruit is forbidden... Well, if you do find some fruit, we should take it to Peach..."
 * "High spots call for Luigi's jump... For long distance, use Peach's parasol..."
 * "We have to take food that makes you big to Cirrus..."
 * "Let's go to The Overthere!"
 * "Where do we need to go to meet Grambi?"
 * "The Pure Heart is in danger! We have to go to Grambi!"
 * "Bowser's breath can do more than just burn things... Why not give it a try...?"
 * "Bowser's breath can do more than just attack, light, or burn things... Don't forget that..."
 * "To build a bridge, you'll need the three spheres from Rebbi, Blubi, and Yebbi. Where could they be?"
 * "It might not look like it, but there might be a way if you look closely... You must use the three spheres to build a bridge and go to Grambi..."
 * "Grambi and the Pure Heart are in danger... We must go to his temple!"
 * "Look out for his attacks... You don't want to get frozen..."
 * "The Pure Heart is in the Heart Pillar... Let's go..."
 * "Now that the Pure Heart is placed, we should go to the top of Flopside Tower... Let's go to Flopside Tower..."
 * "Are you ready to go to Count Bleck's castle? If you are, head through the final doorway... It's time to face Count Bleck..."
 * "Are you ready to go to Count Bleck's castle? If you are, head through the final doorway... It's time to face Count Bleck..."

Chapter 8

 * "Mario can flip... Peach has her parasol... Bowser breathes flames... Luigi can jump... With your powers combined, you can do anything... Come on...it's time to save every world!"
 * "This world is being devoured by The Void. There's no time to lose... Go to Count Bleck! If you're stuck, just look around carefully for clues... But hurry..."
 * "Grambi, wait..."
 * "Even more powerful than before... Be careful!"
 * "Be safe... Bowser..."
 * "Everyone lives in fear of the great hole in the sky... We are the only ones who can free them from this fear... Good luck!"
 * "To move forward, you'll need the courage to dive right into danger... Now is the time..."
 * "There are some things that look unrelated, but are tied closely together... Check up, down, left, and right to see if something is connected..."
 * "The path will make itself apparent, as long as you don't give up... Come on..."
 * "Count Bleck... What could he be thinking... What you see is just a part of reality. We have to find the hidden truth..."
 * "Hurry... We must reach Count Bleck! "
 * "I don't like noisy people... That's one of the reasons I like you, Mario."
 * "Hurry... We must reach Count Bleck! We will have to beat anything in our way..."
 * "How many times must we fight her? She's a very, very, very bad girl..."
 * "We must keep going... We must stop him..."
 * "For hidden places, use Mario. For high places, call on Luigi. To reach Count Bleck, you two brothers must work together... The key is to look around carefully..."
 * "Mario brothers... Your power is great..."
 * "Let's follow Dimentio!"
 * "Peach, Bowser, Luigi... Everyone... Be well..."
 * "Let's go, Mario... To Count Bleck! The path that we must follow is hidden. Flip and look for it..."
 * "We must defeat the count... That's all we have to do to save every world..."
 * "Your attacks should work now! Use the scaffold and attack his head!"

Post-game

 * "Thanks to you, every world is safe. We are grateful for your selflessness and courage. At least, that's what I think she would say..."

Pit of 100 Trials

 * "This dungeon seems to have lots of rooms... I think you have to find a key in each room and open the door to go forward..."
 * "In these rooms you can go back to the surface or keep going forward... You should see how many recovery items you still have before deciding what to do..."
 * "Well, we finally made it here to the final room... But don't let your guard down..."

Princess Peach

 * "That's Princess Peach... She's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom... She's unconscious now..." (Post-Chapter 1)
 * "That's Peach... Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom...and one of the four heroes... She sleeps peacefully..." (Chapter 7-3)

Queen Jaydes

 * "That's Jaydes... She's the feared leader of The Underwhere... She hands down judgments to Shaydes based on the deeds they performed in life... The more guilty the Shayde, the more they fear Jaydes... But she's not fearsome..." (Chapter 7/Post-Chapter 7)
 * "That's Jaydes... The head of The Underwhere, she is both feared and loved by all... Having received word from Grambi, she instantly dropped everything and came here... No one can judge her for this... There is no way..." (Post-game)

Sammer Guys

 * "That is a Sammer Guy. This martial artist serves King Sammer... Max HP is 1-99. Attack is 1-10. Defense is 0-4. Basic attack patterns are similar, but every Sammer Guy is different... There are 100 of them in all. You will have to adapt to fighting each one... They always fight with great honor..."
 * "It's a Small Sammer Guy. They are King Sammer's diminutive warriors... Max HP is 5-99. Attack is 1-10. Defense is 0-4. They move like other Sammer Guys, but their size gives them extra speed... They have a deep sense of honor... So be careful not to insult it... "
 * "It's a Big Sammer Guy. They are the most enormous warriors in the Duel of 100. Max HP is 5-99. Attack is 1-10. Defense is 0-4. As you might guess, they hit much harder than most Sammer Guys... They have a deep sense of honor... So be careful not to insult it... "
 * "That's Jade Blooper, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He constantly talks about honor and shame... And also smells strangely fishy..."
 * "That's Hill with Eyes, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He once lost a staring contest to King Sammer and hasn't recovered..."
 * "That's Puffing Fist, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He claims to have studied ancient Pwaaaang traditions, whatever that means..."
 * "That's Squatting Birdo, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's a true master of the Squatting Birdo stance..."
 * "That's Leeping Cheep, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He spends days at a time awkwardly attempting to leap out of the water..."
 * "That's Master Wiggler, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His abstract haiku poetry has quite a following in literary circles..."
 * "That's Shoe of Kuribo, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He goes through several pairs of shoes a month..."
 * "That's Guy Who Fry, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Guy Who Fry's special Sammer Guy diet consists entirely of deep-fried foods..."
 * "That's Screaming Mantis, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Screaming Mantis is often on the injured reserve, due to hoarseness of throat..."
 * "That's Koopa in Winter, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He's not sure why, but he cries every time he looks at a sunset..."
 * "That's Footsteps of Coins, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... His lesser-known brother is called Footsteps of Meat..."
 * "That's Urchin Lung, one of King Sammer's more infamous Sammer Guys... He was once King Sammer's personal trainer, until an unfortunate sit-up incident..."
 * "That's Crow Who Eats, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He likes to taunt his foes, which makes it a little awkward when he loses..."
 * "That's Swollen Tongue, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His affliction makes the customary prebattle taunt a little difficult..."
 * "That's Slipping Grip, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's a young student at the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy..."
 * "That's Clammy Hand, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His notoriously clammy grip must make first introductions a little awkward..."
 * "That's Forbidden Slap, one of King Sammer's more infamous Sammer Guys... He was expelled from school for learning the Wicked Palm of a Thousand Sweats..."
 * "That's Hairy Arantula in the Grass, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He loves to hide in the grass in the park and leap out and startle people..."
 * "That's Another Castle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He takes himself so seriously that he once dug a moat around himself..."
 * "That's Rolling Thwomp, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He loves kittens... Especially the fluffy, pudgy ones..."
 * "That's Thrashing Prawn, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He loves butter... For some reason, he slathers it on everything..."
 * "That's Thousand-Year Roar, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He spends weekend mornings sipping coffee and quietly reading the paper..."
 * "That's Unshy Guy, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He makes piles of coins making appearances on the Sammer lecture circuit..."
 * "That's Useless Badge, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He doesn't seem to think much of his own abilities..."
 * "That's Sunshine Flood, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He's obsessed about cleaning. You should see his kitchen..."
 * "That's Grand Master Kickface, one of King Sammer's great Sammer Guys... Recent events have left him in utter shock..." (Main story)
 * "That's Grand Master Kickface, one of King Sammer's great Sammer Guys... He often teaches clinics on proper and effective foot-to-face contact..." (Post-game)
 * "That's Soaring Cape, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He looks so sad..." (Main story)
 * "That's Soaring Cape, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He doesn't wear it now, but sadly, he often wears his cape in public..." (Post-game)
 * "That's Yowling Yux, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Neither of us has the time for this... Let's get moving!" (Main story)
 * "That's Yowling Yux, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's the lead singer for a popular heavy Sammer band..." (Post-game)
 * "That's Mystical Whistle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Stop wasting time... Let's go!" (Main story)
 * "That's Mystical Whistle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Curiously, dogs run away whenever he approaches..." (Post-game)
 * "That's Laughing X-Naut, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He really likes watching comedies..."
 * "That's Dances on Turtles, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He's not very tech savvy. Any machine with buttons sends him into a panic..."
 * "That's Fathomless Chasm of Falling, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... His hobbies include knitting and scrapbooking..."
 * "That's Thirsting Bones, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... On weekends, he knocks balls out of the park for his softball team..."
 * "That's Molten Panther, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His "Magma Wings" are a huge hit at the annual Sammer Guy BBQ..."
 * "That's Peeking Boo, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He reads the dictionary every day. His favorite word is "revenge"..."
 * "That's Action Commander, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... Action Commander likes to relax on the weekends and not leave his couch..."
 * "That's Bullet Ill, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Believe it or not, Bullet Ill loves to ride roller coasters..."
 * "That's Sliding Shell, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... On weekends, he volunteers his time teaching children how to slide safely..."
 * "That's Software Pirate, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Don't be alarmed if you don't understand him... Most people can't..."
 * "That's Flailing Boom Boom, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He's a master finger painter. His abstract, frenzied works sell for thousands of coins..."
 * "That's Sun of Displeasure, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... Making friends is difficult for him, due in part to the burning..."
 * "That's Furious Fang of Goomb, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He is a big believer in aromatherapy. His favorite scent is lavender."
 * "That's Zesty Recipe, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He bakes warm, gooey brownies for the Sammer Guy break room every day..."
 * "That's Warping Pipe, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He doesn't like it when people jump on him and try to warp to other worlds..."
 * "That's Fruit in Belly, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He was banned from several local supermarkets for gulping produce..."
 * "That's The Last Sheep, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His hobbies include playing air guitar and singing in front of the mirror..."
 * "That's Infinity Shlurp, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He doesn't really have the strongest vocabulary..."
 * "That's Spanner of Rock, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He is unstoppable at the wrench-throwing game when the carnival is in town..."
 * "That's Star of Seven Shards, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He spends most of his day polishing his armor to a shiny glitter..."
 * "That's Ice World, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He has a milk-shake dispenser built into his armor... "
 * "That's Weeping Pokey, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He enjoys power walking through the park early every morning..."
 * "That's Hammer Uncle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... After work, he enjoys a long, relaxing soak in a hot bath..."
 * "That's Squatting Toad, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He threw his back out several years ago and was out for the season..."
 * "That's Ageless Goomba, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Sometimes, he drifts off into deep contemplation mid-conversation..."
 * "That's The Negative One, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His apartment is filled with stuffed animals. Some of them even talk..."
 * "That's Bob the Silent Blade, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... As silent as he is on the job, he moonlights as an opera tenor..."
 * "That's Piranha Root, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He has an enormous garden at home, but it's completely overrun with weeds..."
 * "That's Over the Flagpole, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... At the beginning of each day, all of the Sammer Guys turn and salute him..."
 * "That's Cheep Chop, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He learned all of his best moves from comic books..."
 * "That's Raging Blargg, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He loves souvenirs, and buys them every time he goes on a trip..."
 * "That's Sleeping Turnip, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Sleeping Turnip needs to buy an alarm clock and not be late to work..."
 * "That's Way of the Blooper, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He was a stand-up comedian, but his act was too surreal and scared audiences..."
 * "That's Phanto Grin, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He loves to play as himself in Duel of 100: The Home Edition..."
 * "That's Invisible Brock, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He enjoys collecting rare shells and arranging them on his bookshelf..."
 * "That's Chomp of Eternity, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He insists on making loud chomping sounds when he eats around other people..."
 * "That's Monty Who Waits, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He's a real hypocrite. He gets furious when he has to wait around for people..."
 * "That's Mustard of Doom, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He likes his food unbearably spicy..."
 * "That's Peanut-Butter Pider, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He insists on using his sword to spread all of his condiments..."
 * "That's Wrath of Whacka, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He enters the Sammer Quiz every year, but always presses the button early..."
 * "That's Micro Boomba, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He's a die-hard fan of "Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter.""
 * "That's Steel Clubba, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He has a master's degree in the philosophy of blunt objects..."
 * "That's Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He once walked onto a dance floor and accidentally created a new dance craze..."
 * "That's Upward Leaping Ninji, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... The neighbors below his apartment don't appreciate the "upward leaping"..."
 * "That's Bronze Shroom, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He heats his food just by breathing on it..."
 * "That's Lakitu Storm, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He loves pineapple, but hates mangos..."
 * "That's Wandering Spiny, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He refuses to ask anyone for directions..."
 * "That's Ripper Van Fish, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He has tried several times to sleep underwater, but has never been successful..."
 * "That's Infinite Jump, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He practices his autograph every day, just so he's ready when he gets famous..."
 * "That's Alternate Path, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He loves casserole, and spends hours researching new recipes..."
 * "That's Dayzee the Merciless, one of King Sammer's infamous Sammer Guys... He's very sensitive about his name... It's best not to smirk when he announces it..."
 * "That's Smiling Cloud, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... His heart breaks every time there's an overcast day..."
 * "That's Bullet Bull, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He hates bright colors, which makes living in this world a little difficult..."
 * "That's Block of POW, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He has a very impressive collection of unicorn figurines at home..."
 * "That's Inferno Flower, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He refuses to eat vegetables of any kind..."
 * "That's Plugged Snifit, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... Nobody wants to shake his hand..."
 * "That's Bounding Star, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He draws pictures of ponies while he waits for challengers to arrive..."
 * "That's Metal Cap, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He pretends to be metal even when his armor is off and makes clanking noises..."
 * "That's Belly of the Yoshi, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He is reviled by all of the local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants..."
 * "That's No Charging Chuck, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... An ancient-art aficionado, he loves collecting rare, Sammer-dynasty antiquities..."
 * "That's Climbing Vine, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He can bake pastries with buttery, fluffy crusts..."
 * "That's Quizmo Question That Has No Answer, one of King Sammer's Sammer Guys... He shouts out answers when he watches quiz shows on Sammervision..."
 * "That's Strolling Ptooie, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... Outside of the Duel of 100, he's a real stickler for manners and etiquette..."
 * "That's Fuzzy on Face, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He cochairs the Sammer Council for the Advancement of Facial Hair..."
 * "That's Glitz Blade, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He enjoys listening to silky jazz and sipping espresso..."
 * "That's Cloak of Tanooki, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He hates the heat and wants King Sammer to install a Duel of 100 air conditioner..."
 * "That's Coin Harvester Without Remorse, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... His pockets may be full, but his soul is empty... Maybe he should harvest a friend..."
 * "That's Pidgit on Wind's Breath, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He was a classically trained actor before becoming a Sammer Guy..."
 * "That's Sensei Ruff Puff, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys... He was once a cover model for Sammer Guy Monthly..."
 * "That's Pit of Crying Shames, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys... He likes to eat his toast cold..."
 * "That's End Boss, by far the most famous Sammer Guy in history... He won a Sammy at last year's Sammer Awards for Best Final Boss Performance..."

Squirps

 * "That is young Squirps... The mysterious space child... He understands our mission well..." (Chapter 4)
 * "That is the space child, Squirps... His full name is Squirp Korogaline Squirpina... It seems he is actually the prince of a space kingdom... He dreams of ascending the throne someday. I'm sure he has what it takes..." (Post-Chapter 4 onwards)

Switches

 * "This is a red switch. Jump on it or hit it to see what happens..."
 * "This is a blue switch. Jump on it or hit it to see what happens..."
 * "This is a big blue switch. It's huge, so it won't be easy to trigger. Using a Pixl to do a ground pound might work..."
 * "This is a basic switch. Hit it and other switches in order to cue...something. There has to be a hint around here somewhere..."
 * "This is a blue switch! Jump on it or hit it to see what happens..."
 * "This switch changes color when you hit it. From blue to red to black to white... Maybe you should match its color with something nearby..."
 * "This is a floor switch. Hit it to make like-colored floors appear... Not only that, but floors of another color will disappear..."
 * "This is a gravity switch. Hit it to switch gravity from top to bottom..."
 * "This is a gravity switch. Tap it to shift gravity 90 degrees..."
 * "That's a red switch... Hit it to make something happen..."
 * "That is a blue switch. Something will happen if you stomp on it or hit it... If you don't think you can reach it, maybe you can throw something at it..."
 * "That's a switch... You need to stand on it to make it work..."
 * "That's a switch... It looks like it's already been activated..."
 * "That is a switch you have to stand on..."
 * "That's a switch... It looks like this has already been activated..."
 * "That's a switch... If you activate it, something will happen..."
 * "That's a red switch... Hitting or stepping on it will make something happen... And don't forget... You can also use a bomb to activate it..."
 * "That's a switch... Even if you can't see it, you should still be able to activate it..."
 * "That's a switch. Get on top of it to activate it... But this type of switch needs a certain amount of weight to be activated... "
 * "That's a switch. You need to get on top of it to activate it... Oh, wait... This one seems to have already been activated... "
 * "That's a switch... Get on top of it to activate it... But this type of switch needs a certain amount of weight to be activated..."
 * "That's a switch... You're supposed to get on top of this switch to activate it... But this one seems to have already been activated..."
 * "That's a red switch... The elevator should move if you hit this..."