The 'Shroom:Issue 103/Get Over It

Get Over It Written by:

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I did it! I can’t believe I actually managed to do that! Did you see that, Audio Shroom Diary? Of course you didn’t you’re just a recording device. Ahem. Anyway! I have a new area to explore! Is it a shortcut? Does it hide some reward? Let’s figure this out!

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Dear Aushroom, This place looks deserted. I haven’t encountered a single soul yet. I’m starting to get bored to be honest. But I shouldn’t give up just yet! Just gonna keep walking…

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Okay this is getting tedious. Where the heck is everyone else? Th-This is probably one of Bowser’s secret plans! To draw me to this supposedly empty area and have his troops ambush me out of nowhere. Well guess what? I’m not letting my guard down, sucker!

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This is hopeless...Everything is the same. Nothing is changing no matter how fast I run. Where am I? Is there an end to this? Please God let there be an end to this…

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I feel faint…I should perhaps rest for a while. But something prompts me to keep running as fast as I can. I can’t resist. I have to keep…going. Something has got to show up eventually! A mushroom block, a hammer bro, a pipe, a bottomless pit, ANYTHING!

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I’m running out of energy. At this point the only exit I have left is…my demise? That’s it. I’m doomed to keep running until the sweet release of death ends my suffering. I guess…I deserve this? I killed at least ten people today. I mean sure, they were the enemy, but I could have easily spared most of them. But I didn’t. And now I’m paying for it. I guess I’m okay with this? I mean, if I die, I won’t have to face this anymore. Maybe I’ll just come back as a ghost and haunt people? Maybe I’ll just cease to exist? Anything is better than running non-stop in this crazy loopy area!

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M x 3

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Dear Audio Shroom Diary, I, local hero Mario, am about to make my biggest accomplishment yet: I will finally jump over the flagpole! God I hope this works. Let’s see here I have to time my jump…gain a bit of momentum aand go!