User:Mrcrackerpants

Mr.Crackerpants is a Goomba that lives in The Mushroom Kingdom. He likes to eat Cheese and Crackers. People ask him how he does all this without hands, he answers "Well, I use my feet for everything. I usually use them for grabbing things. It would feel like to you arm people as if you where doing a hand stand all your life, except without the pain."

"Hold on know... Let me tell you everything from MY perspective. Not in some 3rd person retelling. Now I'M taking over this page."

"Also, If you see some things crossed out, I'm trying to tell you not to read that."

My regular life, As a Goomba
Unlike most Goombas, I actually live under the rule of Princess Peach, Not that rotten Bowser Idiot, who doesn't know when to stop. Oh well. The Toads never get along with me. I'm glad I have a Friend named Goombario.

Don't I look formal? I hope I do. I don't like looking like a regular Goomba, Who doesn't cover it's head to be protected from Mario jumping on them.

Most of the time I make obstacles for Mario to pass. You can try all of them here. I wonder If Mario would like to use me as a partner like Goombario was. Oh well. One day we might see...

Oh, wondering who this little cute chain chomp is? That's my pet, Chompie. Is'nt he cute? I found him on my street in a box that said Iggy Koopa. So I took him and put him on my front yard, tied to a wooden block. Just don't ground-pound into it, otherwise he'll escape.

Many people don't know this, but Princess Peach is a great baker. Have you ever tasted her cake? No wonder Mario likes it. But it also is fattening, Which is why Mario is fat. Princess Peach never eats the cake.

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Mr.Crackerpants 18:41, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Thing's I have done on This Wiki (and usually do)

 * Fix people's spelling errors.
 * I've made the New Super Mario Bros. 2 section on the Princess Peach page.
 * Make Goombario my friend. Funny, huh? He's the only one who accepted my friend request.

Duuuuh?


Duh is my random stuff, like facts and other stuff!

Oh yeah, sorry if luigi's leg looks cut off... I'm really a big fan of luigi... so yeah.

I don't like this fact much about Luigi, but you'll probably be interested in it:

"Luigi has been known to cross-dress three times. The first time was in Super Mario Adventures, second in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga and third was (implied) in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door."

Why doesn't Mario ever do that? Anyway, that fact can be found on Luigi's page.

Here's more facts:

"Although the Goomba and Paragoomba look nearly identical, the average Goomba has a higher voice based on voice clips in the Mario Baseball series."

"Koopa Troopas bear more resemblance to real-world tortoises than they do turtles. For example, they seem to be land-based, having no real affinity for water and lacking webbing, and the rounder, less streamlined shape of their shells more closely resembles tortoises. It should also be noted that the Koopa Troopas' ability to remove their shells is not true to actual turtles or tortoises."

"Mario's full name is given as "Mario Mario" in the Super Mario Bros. movie. In a few isolated cases, this has leaked into the game continuity - for instance, the Prima Edition of the Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Guide book lists to the characters as Mario Mario and Luigi as Luigi Mario. However, Nintendo of America has stated that 'there are no last names.'"

No last names? or is that a lame excuse for Mario not to be named "Mario Mario"? (To me, i think the name, Mario Mario, is funny.)

"In the Japanese version of the {Super Mario Bros.} story line, the Mushroom King is not mentioned. This makes sense, as he does not seem to exist in the game series."

"Although the Poison Mushroom is considered as a Power-up sometimes and acts like one as the Super Mushroom, it is not a Power-up as it has an opposite effect to other Power-ups. Rather, it is considered a Power-down, trap item, or hindrance."

"In the original Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mushrooms were white and red-spotted instead of red and white-spotted. This is fixed within levels in the SMA4 remake, but the map's item screen retains the error."

"Ever since her debut in 1985, Peach has appeared in more games than any female character in video game history."

"A CSS sprite for a Hammer Bro. was found in the coding for Mario Kart Wii; it may be that he was planned to be a playable character, but was scrapped for unknown reasons."

"In some ways, Spiny is Buzzy Beetle's counterpart; Spiny counters Buzzy Beetle's jump weakness, while Buzzy Beetle counters Spiny's fireball weakness. They even look alike in pose (Ex.: On four legs with its head peeping out of its shell)."

TOP TEN SUPER MARIO GAMES!!!
Finally, a chance to show you my TOP TEN LIST of Super Mario Games!

Frequently Asked Questions


Being on the Super Mario Wiki gives me a chance to answer some tough questions. This is the section I do it with. More Questions? Send them to me in my talk page!

Q. Do the Mario characters have last names?

A. Yes and No. Princess Peach has a last name, Toadstool. Bowser has a last name, and so does his children. Their last name is Koopa. But for some reason Mario and Luigi don't. Yet they are called the Mario Brothers. So if they did, their full names would be Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. But Nintendo of America (Not the Japanese, the founders of Nintendo) said that "There are no last names". so there is your answer. All of them only have single names.

Q. Do the Koopalings have a mother?

A. Most likely not. Every baby I've seen in the Mario Series has been brought by a stork or hatched from an egg. It's likely Bowser got all 8 of them from the stork, since Kamek got Bowser from the stork. Plus, once you think about it, the Koopalings grew up fast, since they first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3. So I think they are from the stork.

How To Beat Super Mario Bros. games!!
All comments for these Youtube videos should be put on my user talk page (User talk:Mrcrackerpants).

This quick and easy style of beating Super Mario Bros. has been around since my dad was a boy! I always use this technique when I play Super Mario Bros. and I will always do it unless I try to beat the game without warp zones.

Ah, the Japanese sequel to Super Mario Bros., 'The Lost Levels' is a classic sequel that's harder than the original. This was not released to America because reviewers said it was 'too hard'. But never fear, this game is 100% possible. Have fun! (By the way, Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels was released to America when it came out on Super Mario All-Stars.)

One of the most famous video games of all time, Super Mario Bros. 3 was the inspiration to all Mario games today. With the world map, Super Leaf, P Bar, new power ups, and the new Koopalings, Super Mario Bros. 3 was probably the funnest game of all time!

One of my favorite Mario games, Super Mario World was released on the SNES and introduced Yoshi. It has so many secrets in it it's not even funny! Yes, Super Mario World is as fun as Super Mario Bros. 3!

This was Nintendo's first 3D platformer, Super Mario 64. This saved Nintendo's life from the Sony Playstation. The best part about this is throwing Bowser into bombs! By the way, this guy beats it with only 16 stars!

''SORRY. BUT A SINGLE VIDEO FOR A SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE WALKTHROUGH IS UNAVAILABLE. SORRY.''

''SORRY. BUT A SINGLE VIDEO FOR A NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. WALKTHROUGH IS UNAVAILABLE. SORRY. BUT WE CAN GIVE YOU THE FINAL CASTLE!''

This is the final castle in New Super Mario Bros. Sorry for the cruddy quality and the guy speaking. This is just for speedrunners.

Image of the Week


August is New Super Mario Bros. 2 month for me! And what a better way to celebrate it is by showing mario about to hurt Wendy O. Koopa to save the princess!

Koopa Korner


Koopa Korner is a little section of notes of how Bowser keeps track of his Minions.

 April 9th, 2012

''Today my minions are really annoying. A Goomba spilled hot soup on me, a Koopa stepped on my toe, and a Hammer Bro. hit my hand with a hammer. Now I'm very angry and feel like I want to kill something... like Mario...''

April 10th, 2012

''Morton Jr. came back from beaten up Iggy in a dark ally and broke his glasses. Now I'm goanna have to buy him new ones. Stupid Morton. I'm goanna ground him now since he beat up my smartest son (besides Ludwig).''

April 12th, 2012

''THAT MARIO IS SO ANNOYING!!! He saves Princess Peach, I fall into a pit, and he goes on walking with my gal! I totally hate this! I kidnapped her fair and square, so he has no right to go and do that. Oh well, looks like I'll just plot my revenge...''

April 14th, 2012

''Wendy thought she could ride my Koopa Clown Car without permission or a license. She crashed it into my castle, it was destroyed, and now since I don't have insurance, I have to pay for repairs. Why do I leave coins everywhere so Mario can take them? I should just keep them for myself.''

April 16th, 2012

''I decided to kidnap Princess Peach today. When I got to her castle, 'she' was hiding. When I found 'her', it turns out it was a pair of bomb-ombs in disguise of her. They blew up and flung me all the way back to my castle and fell through the hole Wendy crashed the car into. at least it wasn't fixed yet...''

April 21st, 2012

''Well, I've taken a while to do this, but now its finished. My new castle, complete with bullet bills, thwomps, and MORE! Lets see Mario try to save peach now, heh heh heh...''

April 24th, 2012

''Well, Mario saved princess peach once more and now I'm lying in bed with my back hurting because of a fall. Stupid Mario, I need to get rid of all those 1-up mushrooms and coins.''

Note to all my fans

I'm too busy to do this 'Koopa Korner' stuff anymore. I'll try to do more, but there will be a LOT of gaps. Just trying to warn ya guys.

May 18th, 2012

''For some reason Bowser Jr. wasn't here for the last couple of weeks. He also had my journal. I found out he tried to run away and make his own army so he could show how 'cool' he was. Well, I stopped it and made him come home. Now I can use this again.''

May 27th, 2012

''Ha Ha!!! I put a giant tube in front of my castle so mario can't get in! Even if he uses a vine to climb it, I put spikes on the top!!! He'll never get past there now! Princess Peach is mine FOREVER!!!''

May 29th, 2012

''Well, Mario got in and saved the Princess. Apparently, he had a Tanooki Suit and flew over the pipe and into the back door. Funny thing is, Peach was at the back door...''

June 9th, 2012

''Well, school is over so I have to deal with the Koopalings more often. Well, at least I can use them for more of my plots. Heh heh heh...

June 19th, 2012

''HA HA! These weird Super Leaf where going into my yard, so I had to rake them. Then that gave me an idea... How about I use them to destroy Mario and kidnap Princess Peach! Man, this will be a good one... The only weird thing about the leafs is that its summer and they fell off and turned orange...

June 23rd, 2012

''ERRRRRRRR! That stupid Mario foiled my plans once again, even though I had Tanooki powers for my minions! Just look at him, sitting in a tree with princess peach.''



Peach: ''Oh Mario, You'r so handsome! He he he!''

Mario: ''Ah yes. Hey, look how this leaf has eyes on it! Just like-a Mushroom!

Peach: Boy, this tree is very uncomfortable.

Mario: Yeah, let's-a get off.

''I hate it when they do this. One day I'll stop Mario.''

June 26th, 2012

''Well, I just got to wait until I come up with something in order to defeat Mario. Oh well.''

June 30th, 2012

''Erg! Stupid Lemmy was on his ball and fell off into my nice table! He ruined it! Now I'm gonna have to buy a new one!!!''

July 4th, 2012

''Mario and Luigi went back to Brooklyn to celebrate the 'Independence Day' or whatever. This is the perfect chance for me to kidnap Princess Peach!!! I just hope some toad doesn't notice...''

July 7th, 2012

''I was defeated again by the Mario bros. ERG! I'm really starting to get annoyed! I need to of something that will distract Mario, like mone- Hey... that just gave me an idea... Time to start making 1 MILLION COINS!!!''

August 6th, 2012

''I cant believe it... The Mario Bros collected 1 MILLION COINS! I don't see how they did it! Oh well, they have peach, anyway, so who cares.

August 13th, 2012

''Does anybody know who is stealing my plans? It's annoying and rude. One day I'll catch that idiot. I think It might be Mario or something. No, this has to be someone from within my army... But who?''

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