User:Ralphfan/Archive 10

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Hi, I'm Ralphfan. You probably already knew that.

 Put a new heading or subheading before you put your stuff; don't just indent. That's all. Really.

SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T COUNT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT IGNORE SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS PUTTING A HEADER. COME ON, GUYS.

Except of course...:


 * No racism
 * Don't over-swear
 * No "inappropriate" (most of you know what I mean) references
 * To format anything else, see how everyone else did it.
 * Don't flame
 * No illegalities
 * Follow all other Wiki rules

 '''If you are here to give me a friend request, don't. Usually, if someone asks me to be their friend, I don't even know them. If you happen to be my friend, then there is no need to officially confirm it or anything. Save your friend requests for Facebook.'''

Yeah, that's all.

Warning

 * 13:42, 5 March 2011 (EST)

Ohai
- 16:23, 5 March 2011 (EST)

Shroomwarning

 * I apologize for the tardiness of this warning being sent out. That said, although the deadline is the same as it would have been if I sent out the warnings on time, all latenesses will be considered "partially excused" up to April 12th (anything sent in after the deadline listed in the warning above will not qualify for Section of the Month). Anything sent in after the 12th will result in the regular enforcement of the rules, and an automatic partial excuse will not be extended. Thank you, and once again, sorry for the inconvenience. 23:03, 5 April 2011 (EDT)

This is technically a header...

 * The good news is, as SMB has given me three extra days to submit the sub-team section, you can have three extra days to submit yours!
 * The good news is, as SMB has given me three extra days to submit the sub-team section, you can have three extra days to submit yours!

Honk
What's that even mean?

Honk
But why are you all honking me?

Issue L!

 * Remember, this is The 'Shroom's fiftieth anniversary so make sure you make your sections special!

Music & Artwork due May 14
Make you section extra-special for the 50th issue!

Special Issue!

 * Please note that anybody who misses Issue L, the Special Issue, will be fired! This is one of the most important events of the year, so please be sure to submit something. If you cannot make the deadline, please let me know in advance whether you can submit it late or not, and it will be excused. Thank you, 16:18, 7 May 2011 (EDT)

Error in 'Shroom writer sheet
I just noticed an error in your 'Shroom writers sheet. In the "Sections - Fake News", you left the Issue L section completely blank for Interview, despite the fact I wrote the interview for Issue L. Please fix this mistake. Thank you. --PyroGuy6 I gotta vacuum tonight. 10:49, 3 June 2011 (EDT)

Have a nice heaping pile of Shroom... warnings!

 * Sorry for the tardiness of this warning. 21:16, 6 June 2011 (EDT)

Awards
I AM QUICK.

I want to present, and I want the following.


 * Favorite PM Partner
 * Worst Enemy
 * Favorite Retired User

--PyroGuy6 I gotta vacuum tonight. 16:04, 1 July 2011 (EDT)

Sorry I may be a little over the top here.

Awards
May I present the Best enemy award?

No Header For You!
And now that I see that is taken I'd like to ask if i can present the best mini-boss instead

Header Substitute
16:22, 3 July 2011 (EDT)

????
Why can't I present for the 'Shroom Awards? 20:22, 14 July 2011 (EDT)

Header of Some Variety
Why would they feel that? Is my writing bad? 20:28, 14 July 2011 (EDT)

Shroom Issue LII
Nice article in the fake news. however, I just wanted to let you know, FIFA blocked the video you linked to on copyright grounds.

The Header Shortage Continues
21:54, 6 August 2011 (EDT)

Grrrr

 * Headers? pffft I realized I used that before. So imagine something more creative here.


 * Make sure you sent this one to SMB, not me.

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 * 23:14, 4 September 2011 (EDT)

Free MCD with every Fakewarning!
In case you didn't hear, I'm the new director of Fake News.

12:45, 3 October 2011 (EDT)

M&A sections due soon
I kind of blew it on sending you the warning a week early. Try to get it to me before the deadline, but don't worry if it's a little late.