User talk:Stooben Rooben/Archive 16

Fake News
Hey, since you've returned are you doing this month's (belated) Fake New's Section? BTW whats with your talk page being all stretched out?

Um, I can fix why your talk page is stretched out. You want it fixed?
 * ...Um... how do I know if its glitched? ._.' MegaMario9910
 * Nope.....I didn't... LOLLL! XD
 * w0000000000t I missed ya =3
 * Thanks!

Reply to Your Reply - You Don't Have to Reply to This...
ZOMG thanks for the reply - you've done a great job of being the same old Stooben.

That's an interesting fact - so that's what OK came from...I'll tell my friend if that's OK.

Speaking of my "friend" - Hess hasn't been on here for ever! He says he has nothing else to contribute - but I know he's just lazy.

Since you get heaps of fan mail messages, I won't waste your time with more random crap I like saying...

Thanks for deleting my /sig
Hi there Stooby,thanks for deleting my /sig page. I don't use it anyway. Xt e  r  r  a 1
 * I'm not a Sysop, so I didn't do it. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

Fake News Director?
Who's the director of the Fake News? It says you resigned but your name's still on the page. EDIT: User:Phailure
 * Either me or 3D; I don't know. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

Hai
OMG man its been so long!
 * Its pretty good. How's it going for you?
 * Sorry man :(.
 * Yea your rite. Anyway, Yea I have. I got Mystery Dungeon 2, Been practicing for Brawl and MKWii and hopefully this time Wayo doesn't flame XD. You?
 * :P Ya rly. So what about you, get any new games?
 * Cool :D

HAI. Plus when are you going to archive this talk page?

Hey, Stooby. Sorry to hear about your parents.
 * I'm really sorry about your parents, St00b :(
 * That's good. Well... I'm more of a Pokemon fan than a Mega Man fan... and possibly a Mario fan, too. One of my favorite Pokemon at the time was Palkia, and the "47" is the level I caught my Palkia in Pokemon Pearl. Everyone likes that name better than my previous one for some purpose. I have no clue why.

I already seen that. TWG

...*goes to find out why the heck all these users like this name better*... actually, I like it better, too. So, hows you?

Then 2 bad I discoverd Recent Changes b4 u came. TWG

H3y 5t00b, h0\/\/ d'y4 d0 t3h 1/\/f060x(493, F4\/ /\/\4r10 G4/\/\3, 3t(.)? 50rry 2 h34r '60ut ur p4r3/\/tz:( /\/0t3: 1'/\/\ l34r/\/1/\/9 'l33t 5p33(h' /\/0\/\/, 4/\/d 1'll pr0\/1d3 tr4/\/5l4t10n. Translation: Hey Stoob, how d'ya do the infobox(Age, Fav Mario Game, etc.)? Sorry to hear 'bout your parents:( Note: I'm learning 'leet speech' now, and I'll provide tranlation.--Super64 *PAGE IN CONSTRUCTION* 13:06, 26 July 2008 (EDT)

Lateness won't be tolerated (Except in your case)

 * Yah. Thank god you're back tho. Xzelion's AWESOME handling of the Fake News this month caused many section to go to waste -_-'. --Blitzwing 15:21, 25 July 2008 (EDT)

The template shows a table with alternating colors in the rows (i.e: blue-red-blue-red). You can see this on wikipedia. by now, it's only a proof, but looks like it's working very nice :)

No Problem-o, Now, I'm explaning how to use it ;]

No, not really. I've almost beaten One on Expert; I got 70%.

:(
YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING DIVORCED? MAN, THAT SUCKS... MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DIVORCED FOR 5 YEARS, SO I KNOW HOW IT FEELS. AT LEAST I THINK SO. WELL, GOOD LUCK. 04:46, 26 July 2008 (EDT)

Welcome Back
Fg, who's having trouble getting to your talk page, says welcome back. Guess I might as well welcome you back too while I'm at it. ;)

Srsly. My fingers hurt when doing it, too. :O

I can see :O.

Hess - Redirected from Noob
Hess told me to do that Loser page thing. I'm bored - most of the pages I want to edit are blocked under the school's thing. Such as Galleom, Duon, Rayquaza, etc. Can't edit them.

I'll tell you tonight - assuming I am allowed to go on the internet tonight. Wait - "tonight" will obviously be different for you. Timezones suck.

In the meantime....your status is more depressing than mine. No, I'm not competing with you to have the most negative status. It's coincidence.

I was there
I did NOT tell him to do that, hes just trying to get me banned from here... lol.
 * ORLY? 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

hi
hey stooby long time no see! hey im sorry for whats happening w/ your parents and actually my parents r breaking up to. I'm gonna try to finish the article on the shroom. i really was bored on the wiki cause when i came back after a month no one was online (maybe cause it was E3) user:yoshiman411 my sig is coming real soon
 * Thanks. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

:-)
My new signature!


 * Cool. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

question
I was wondering if i could join the fake shroom for fake games section?

lewa503
 * Already taken. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

The Shroom
Hey Stooby uhh can i change my position for the fake news because i did this months article but i don't have many ideas for sports because  im only good at things about video games like i really wanted to be the interviewer (i mentoined it a month ago) can you get something simmalar? please
 * Maybe. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

advice for Mario Kart Double Dash
I cant beat 150cc special cup. Which characters and kart should I use?

lewa503
 * Bowser Jr., Koopa Troopa, Bullet Blaster (car). 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

Question for stooby
Its me can u make a sprite sheet and a animated Gif about Yoshi64 (Yoshi64 is a black boshi that has wings with a septor that has 64 on it (wings and septors r his power ups)and he sometimes uses his cheese mobile to get around can u do it pleeeeeez
 * I'll see what I can do. 20:00, 30 July 2008 (EDT)

OH MY GOD
YOU'RE BACK HUZZAH OH GOODY YAYAYAY OH CRAP YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING DIVORCED?!

That was my chain of thought at the moment.

Well... sorry. That's really all I can say. ;.; I'm sure you already have like fifty thousand "OMG I AM SOOO SORRY" comments, so... I feel really bad for you. :(

Wellll... let's get positive. My comic. The new one. With Wikians in real life situations. I want you for. Nao. Plz. :)

Gimmie a message and I'll try to get in chat with you so we can talk and figure out the details. I NEEDS U FOR MAI COMIC KK THX. :)
 * Oh, and by the way? It was odd without you here too. :( UNfortunately, I left the Wiki on July 3rd... GAAAH! I JUST MISSED YOU! GAR GAR GAR I WANT TO HURT MYSELF NOW. ;.;

I need to ask you this! Who is the Fake News director?! I thought it was Xzelion (did I spell that right), but the page says it's you... Either I'm half crazy or severely confused. I wanted to join, but I have no clue who to ask! And on the fake news sign ups page, some users have a little line, than an arrow pointing down next to their name. What does that mean? Wanna be in my game on userpedia? It's called User Power Tennis.
 * Thanks a lot! It helped a lot. And you got your parents out of a divorce? That must take lot's of begging and crying skill. Thanks again though!

Yay.
I can't think of anything hilarious to say, so YAY!

Sorry I didn't reply. I was busy watching Invader Zim Season 1. Funny, funny show. You can watch entire episodes for free on the new TurboNick website, fun fun fun.

Anyway, YES, I am taking over teh Noos. After the August issue comes out I shall retake full duties, aye aye sir. Are there any parts not spoken for? I looooooove making the travel guide and I had a really, really, reeeaaaaaally hilarious one lined up for the one that got deleted. ;.; It even made my little brother, my worst critic, laugh hysterically.

And, the comic. YOU appear as a Yoshi Kid sucked out of his video game dimension after I drop a copy of TTYD into DP's nuclear-powered dimension splicer. I have like 100 gags and scripts for the comic allllll worked out. Uniju is making the sheets of the Suburb, coffee shops, video game stores, etc. It's gonna be a fun comic. :) If you want moar info for the comic, I'll be back schoon and I can send for some TAWP SEACREAT scripts, bios and data. Guess what Michael Rudnicki appears as*musical note*?

I am sooooooo glad you're back. Things were dull and spongy without you here. 8_8 By the way, I am considering remaking my sig with that GIF you sent me. Y'know, the PiT "woozy" sequence? :D

In closing, have fun, take time to go... hiking or something fun with your parents and drink lots and lots of beef stock. Wait, did I just say beef stock?

Yup, skill indeed. XD So to get this straight; you think 3D is the fake news head because Xzelion is on hiatus and you just got your parents un-divorced by possibly begging and crying. Yes, it takes pure undenyable skill to do that in a 20 minute period. :P If it's all right with you, may I consider you an "ally" on userpedia? *folds hands a extends lower lip* Pweez? :P

I'll be sure to give it to you by then. BTW, I'm doing just fine, I beat GH3 yesterday and the second (easier-to-read) issue of TLOW will be out tomorrow :D And another BTW, that's great that your parents aren't getting a divorce :) How are you doing?

Congratulations on the new header! You've won a free* car! Only valid in antarctica. Contact your local cat for details. Thanks for the fake news help, and awesome that I can consider you an ally!
 * Thanks! I try, yet mostly phail...other people think my humor makes that guy with the very boring voice seem hilarious. :P Your cat consultant would like to see you. He said he'll give you the car from the 1910s if you bring him catnip and opposable thumbs.

Aww nuts, I JUST missed you in chat :(
 * Srsly! I just came back and the first thing I saw was you left D:
 * Yayz! :D
 * D

School Camps are Evil
You know, the fact that you showed concern for me is so awesome - I'm awarding you 50 Awesome Points! Now Palkia47 needs to catch up! (you and him are the biggest point earners)

Now, the fact that I compared a school camp to Hell might seem like an exaggeration - but for me it's far worse than for any other student, for countless reasons. Some are too embarrassing to say, but one of them is that my last school camp, 2 years ago, I had the worst 3 days of my life, suffering physical, emotional and mental agony. I was stuck in a cabin with complete strangers, including a random Asian guy wearing glasses, who is good at maths, a guy who did a strip show at night, a guy who wore a backpack which had the Nintendo GameCube logo on it (the only nice guy), and an ABSOLUTE F***HEAD. He's left since then, but I really regret not torturing him on his last day. As he was at his locker with his butt sticking out, it was a perfect opportunity to...you get the point.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, this time the 3 days weren't as bad as before, but... well, I still feel kinda sick from the toxic food, tired from lack of sleep, and more depressed than before after receiving the bulk of the insults in my cabin.

Anyway, that's none of your concern. Oh, but the worst thing was this:

Before I left, I asked my parents if they could have my Wii-connected TV fixed for when I return, but I got back and they couldn't be stuffed.

You see, the screen image has stretched really wide, so that heaps of the screen is cut off completely. Also, it's quite blurry and a bit white. When I turn it on, heaps of flashes appear on the screen. So I can't play any Wii games. We do have other TVs, but one is regularly used by my parents and connected to 100 other devices, and the other is really small and my dad watches it in the kitchen. So, I got back and nearly cried as I had wasted 3 days of my life with nothing good to come back to. For me, games are practically my whole life, as my 2 "friends" at school are w*****s, one always lies and never supports me, he always tries to sound cool and discourage me. The other one supports him against me. And they're both two-faced, expecting me to pity them when they suffer. That's when I act like them to show my spite.

And I seriously HATE my parents. They have such archaic ways of thinking (they're pretty old), they don't understand my hobby and how it benefits me, they're always stressing me out as I try to relax and play games. I love being home alone, playing games with no distractions...

They don't like me either.

Aww, now I'm really going to have to catch up. Wait a minute, this isn't my conversation *shrouds back in darkness* --Palkia47 07:50, 2 August 2008 (EDT)

OOh. I can reschedule your appointment with a fat llama who lives in Mexico. That Ok? I'm only doing this so I can make you let your guard down then I'll come to your house and steal all your waffles be nice to people! Aren't I just the nicest person to steal all your waffles. Uhm 'scuze me now... I'll be waiting for my waffles