The 'Shroom:Issue LXXIX/Opening Statement

Opening Statement by

HI, readers! I'm your capitalist Co-director, Tucayo, here to bring issue LXXIX into this world - or at least to introduce it. I want to thank everyone who took part in this year's Awards Issue, it will definitely be one of the highlights of the year. Now on to the issue at hand; take it, Jeremy!




 * As you can see, our Sign Up page got a much-needed revamp. Looking good!
 * Our good friend decided to leave his job as Sub Director last issue. In his place we have brought in  and disguised her as 22 so people don't notice the difference. But in all seriousness, thanks to 2257 for agreeing to help us these last months, you saved our necks; and congratulations to Turboo, she has been a great addition to the team.
 * is now writing TV Tomorrow and Cooking Guide for the Fake News, so give those a read.

I hope you enjoy this issue. BYE!