User talk:Kraken master

I am the one and only Kraken master. Welcome to my talk page. Don't say anything offensive, or I will report you or unleash the Kraken on you. Other than that, no rules.

Hold the Bread in Your Hands...
I swear, everyone lives in Alaska! Alaska must be just that much more awesome than where I live. Anyhowz. Welcome to McMario McWiki. If you Mchave any Mcquestions, don't Mchesitate to ask.

Okay, first, what up with the Mcs. Second, who else do you know who comes from Alaska. And third, I would rather move east into Canada, so I wouldn't have to be governed by Palin.

Hey Kraken! It's me, Dry Paratroopa! I totally agree with you... I hate Palin too. Even though I don't live in Alaska. Where do I live? That's personal.