User talk:MeMoiMyself

What Happened: Super Mario Bros.
This is the first post in this series. It's about what actually happened in games, other than what you think. So, here we go. Some Princess was married by some random monster and freaked out, so some plumber read the news and decided to run to the kingdom, which is about seven miles away. But, due to his infinite energy, he could quickly dash to a title screen just standing there. It disappeared. He died three times, to his surprise. He was teleported to the place where the title screen poofed out of existence, then went back to his adventure. By the way, the word "to" was shown three times in a row. Anyway, he beat the monster seven times, there was a mushroom man. He did it once more, there was the princess. And somehow, she knew the plumber was going on his quest, so I guess she's some sort of god. She also said to... Start another quest... And press a button... With a letter of the alphabet... What the World 8? -Me, Moi and Myself