The 'Shroom:Issue XCIV/Opening Statement

Opening Statement by

Hello, 'Shroom readers! It's been a year since I started, and what a year it's been! Sure, it hasn't been the most exciting, but we've done pretty well in at least keeping this afloat, right? Or at least I think we did.

But you're not here to listen to me pointlessly ramble on, you're here to see the new guy. Go check out SMB's Directorial Address to see what he's got planned for this year. And make sure to congratulate him, he's gonna do great things!