User talk:Toadbert101

'''Scream!... ok, stop! D:'''

Hey!
I can help you with a "Cave that Never Ends" walkthrough. Just tell me if you need and I'll put it here.

Hmph
While waiting interminably for TML to turn in his Fake News pictures, my dad made a sneak attack on my laptop, deleting all my MW files including the Fake News. So I'm resigning as Fake News director and turning it over to whoever wants the job. Have fun being free as a bird.

SMB3
You love SMB3?!?! I DO TOO!!! :D tell me about it!!!

I LUV SMB3 TOO BUT NOT ENOUGH TO USE OVER THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!
Well, I handed it over to Stooben Rooben until I'm able to settle in in Idaho and re-launch the News.


 * Well, 3D made me head of the Fake News for a few months. I was wondering if you might have your section on your computer still? If you don't it's fine, but I'm gonna try to release a little bit of the Fake News this month if I can.
 * Thanks. :) And yeah, I go on the forums. I'z got an account.
 * Sadly, I don't have them since 3D's dad erased them all. :( If you don't have it saved on your computer, you don't have to rewrite this month's section; I'm just trying to get as much together as possible. :)
 * Much obliged! :D
 * Thanks for the section! :D

sorry
that was the first time I've messaged Steve, well if since he's not a non-user, could you please direct a link to his page, sorry for any inconvinience your comic is so cool, great storyline, but I sorta lost track of what was happening after popple, yo bro, etc. appeared if you were looking for a 2-minute documentary on Fidel Castro's rein, then you're in luck, I have such a thing on my page, that means you and anyone else can watch it (provided it loads)

Wow!
I read on Userpedia that you're an Op for the Chatroom! Congrats!
 * XD Lol! But, I think you can do good at it. They pick the best around here to be promoted, so you fall in that category! ^^
 * Thanks! My dad said something along the lines of that to me once. He said, "Son, you're a factory for sarcasm!" XD

my celebrity crush
what do you think of Miranda Cosgrove, pretty hot huh? Do you even know who she is? incase you you didn't she's the girl who plays Megan Parker from Drake and Josh and Carly from iCarly

Fake News Notice
It appears that you have yet to PM me your Fake News section on the Wiki Forum. I'm not rushing you, but merely reminding you to PM them to me before April 5th (2 days before the release of the paper). Thanks for being a part of the team! ;)

Retirement
I'm going to be retiring on Sunday. I may not meet you so... bye. It was nice with you.

--Madame Lady Boo-Ànn 16:17, 1 April 2008 (EDT)

Hmm...
Well, I know you're still on the Fake News, but I don't know about you being booted from the 'Shroom. :o Sorry.

KP Clone
Is it okay if I make a KP Clone of you. I haven't made any in months and I would've asked on your talk page on Userpedia, but I was Blocked there.-KP Blue
 * Oh yeah, could I also do two clones of Mr. 101, KP01, which is a clone of the "Good" Mr. 101, and Wo01, a fusion of Wodahs PK and the "Bad" Mr. 101. Also, do you want to be in User:KP Blue/Legends of the Wiki World?-KP Blue

Fake News Notice 2
It appears that you have yet to PM me your Fake News section on the Wiki Forum. I'm not rushing you, but merely reminding you to PM them to me before May 1st (2 days before the release of the paper). Thanks for being a part of the team! ;)
 * I'll see what I can do. ;) And, you'd technically have until May 8th before I put an "I1" next to your name slot. But, since you let me know ahead of time, I'll work something out. ;) 21:30, 29 April 2008 (EDT)

Fake News Notice 3
Please PM me your Fake News section by no later than June 5th. There's a crisp, twenty-dollar bill in it for whoever sends in their section first! 15:59, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Fake News Notice 4
This is a (late) reminder, to send in your Fake News Article ASAP. Also: My Forum is name Axhole (xD).

Fake News
Please PM me your Fake News section by no later that August 9th. I know this is short notice, but I'll appreciate anything you can give me. :) 16:52, 28 July 2008 (EDT)
 * SCREAM! o: 16:52, 28 July 2008 (EDT)

You legodude/toadbert it's me ohsnap! from bionicle wiki and super mario wiki! Hi pal! --Ohsnap! 10:33, 8 August 2008 (EDT)

comic
want to be in my comic?

Yo.
'Bout t' 'Shroom: the next issue will come out on November. So, until then, you're on vacation. :) Send me the latest edition, on the MarioWiki Forum, by PM no later than October 31st. You are free to go now.

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to you!!! Happy B-day Toadbert!

Fake News
Please PM me your Fake News section by no later than this Friday. Sorry for the sudden notice, but I've been-a really busy. o: 16:37, 30 November 2008 (EST)

Fake News
"Please PM your Fake News article in the next 3 days, since it seems I don't have it.

Re: Conan is... AN ALLIGATOR
THANKS. :D 11:32, 25 March 2009 (EDT)

maybe
If you had PM'd them :( -- 15:01, 29 March 2009 (EDT)

You can ask for images
Hi there I'm Luigi 128 I'm the Image Composer of the Fake News I only let this message for let you know that you can ask me to do images but don't think I can do it this month better wait 'till next one What do you mean whit "terrific"

Well I mean that the last month no-one ask me for images and I wanted to let the writers konw that they can ask me for images

Sig
HI! YOur sig is larger than it should be, please reduce the last text to 20-25 characters

userpedia
Hey do you know why on Userpedia when it says you have to reset your password to log in you get "Fatal error: Class 'SpecialResetpass' not found in /home/.shark/upedia/userpedia.adriels.com/includes/SpecialPage.php on line 370". i cannot log in because of it -- 00:25, 10 July 2009 (EDT)

I'm back!
Hey! Listen if its no bother would you tell me how 2 send a message to some1s talk page and use these pictures FunkyK38 gave me? Cuz now i cant say thanx or use these! Help! Pleeeeeeese!-

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peas pick up the phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 20:43, 15 December 2009 (EST)

hi tb
just cause you talk to yourself doesnt mean you cant have a future WHY IS TOADBERT LEAVING A COMMENT|Lol Toadbert101


 * say thanks WHY IS TOADBERT LEAVING A COMMENT|Lol Toadbert101


 * dont mention it tb WHY IS TOADBERT LEAVING A COMMENT|Lol Toadbert101

0-0?
tb. it is ant it plz talk to me win you can

a story of free hats
how about you die 22:39, 13 October 2011 (EDT)


 * SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP toadbert

Re: Subject/headline
Please speak more clearly on what you said at my talk page because I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
 * "Life lesson"? There is no life lesson in my stories!
 * Because I want to. :P

Totally Not a Fakewarning
12:43, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

MAYbe this is a Fakewarning...
14:23, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

Can't think of a better name... D:
05:13, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Fake News Kart 64
16:26, 8 July 2012 (EDT)

Finished your Awards presentations? Good, now WRITE SOMETHING ELSE
19:20, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

It's September, the happiest month of the year!
06:28, 2 September 2012 (EDT)

I'm officially scarier than SMB. Booo!
13:44, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

November Fake News
12:38, 5 November 2012 (EST)

Fake Holidays
04:42, 8 December 2012 (EST)

Happy (fake) New(s) Year! (what do you mean i've done this one before)
17:20, 5 January 2013 (EST)

Happy Fakebruary (i'm sorry)!
18:29, 2 February 2013 (EST)

oh no i'm late
11:54, 5 March 2013 (EST)

saas
that phone has been ringing since 2009 ples pick it up - Turboo (talk) 01:26, 24 March 2013 (EDT)


 * peas pick up the phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Turboo (talk) 17:08, 14 April 2013 (EDT)


 * what r u goin 2 do about it little man - Turboo (talk) 17:51, 14 April 2013 (EDT)


 * try me just fucking try me. i have conections on the HOLE INTERNET u know and if you mess w/ the rong person youll get shot down u little shit - Turboo (talk) 22:46, 14 April 2013 (EDT)


 * http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/520/babystanza.png - Turboo (talk) 00:29, 18 April 2013 (EDT)

12/11/10 It all started suddenly. The only time it was crack Stuntpig astronaut, I was following a modest exploitation to run for my life.

As we woke up, hideous, screaming and crying white jellyfish filled the sky. They were expressions of sorrow, I feel like our role in the case of temples have become waste. Know Space Center could not tolerate the constant bombardment left the suburbs and Grodensburg. Scaling the big bridge, which was to escape from a zombie pig, as we hunt. The square was still in tact, I took this time to catch all the food I could, and all the weapons or useful materials they could find in my house. Bombarded by strange jellyfish, who fled to the city. Toadbert, the business is an idiot, try to sell the stool and make machine music hall. We waited and hoped that this madness will suddenly disappear; Depth knew it was not.

Shockingly, zombie pig found its way into the Hall. Fear, not daring to move in this direction. We very quickly realized that it was not an enemy but a friend. I soak Boarlystan, and we had no idea what the hell he said, was a spiritual leader. He was the only back who loved to read, venturing to the library and pushes the other survivors to show their favorite books. Snacks have become a political tyrant, Boarlystan knew he had to stop. He ran to the king of the city, and they all voted for him to become the de facto leader of the survivors. Snacks quickly become stressed and frustrated, pulls the sword from survivors and kill wild angel of love. We were tortured and killed at cutting Boarlystan.

Pandemonium broke. Snacks caused the end of the world. We've not only hid from bombing our city hall. Pig Zombie upset by sadistic murder of Boarlystan snacks. They tried everything they could to break in. peering through the windows, mechanisms XOR gate, ran into the court, we were now a real hell. Quickly, our efforts to stop them and collect food was late Toadbert was heartbroken and started riots back more than I can control it. The last stop, everyone fled the oven to retrieve more food and live in the larger work. Somehow, Uniju found its way out of their own barriers and sheltered wrong with Toadbert beyond perhaps helping us. When stored Uniju all the knocking and detoxed, he decided he was tired and returned ghast attacks amused with our hideout sad. Forging new armor and weapons, led the massive genocide of the pig. However, ghast teased us about their ability to keep a distance.

12/12/10 We woke up to find the cloud is still red like blood, but the city was relatively quiet. We are located Toadbert, who was trapped and barricaded himself in his shop. The city was in shambles. We had more food then we can count. The spilled knocking on the fucking floor den. I think I fell asleep because he slipped shit. As he came out of work, our buildings began to crumble. Was crying, feeling only the pain in our hearts. No calls ghast. Not terrible noise Angry Zombie returns. No tribal chanting. Only the sound of the wind slowly crumbling ruins of our buildings creak. TNT Toadbert seriously damaged city. When interrogated, we were terrified that contained ground pork smoldering remains of the last zombie. Burial snacks, and we hope to grow rich again with the pin. Shockingly, we Htbrrno increased blood which held around the Space Center. I even found a bar, hiding inside a box SuperBox the modest bow and arrows. Use this time to recover additional materials that are ejected blood gruesome paniced floating rock again creating terrorism. Pork Pumpkin emitted by the state and came across the bridge. "

Get ready for another round of hunting, Rainbow Bar used to get infinite ghast winding into the sky. Uniju, Toadbert, and would remain in the square, follow up and kills all zombie pig we could find. Finding one in the fountain, I quickly cut his hand, and died massive blood loss, or some other natural scary shit. Soon, a mixture of at least 20 chasing us. Running in safe, hiding in the corner to hold them, and swam, climbed and ran their way to us. Critical pain, hid the bakery for the night, or what would normally be overnight. Snacks start a gang tried to kill a pig, but said it was bullshit and cut your damn head bum when he tried to charge me with arrows. - Turboo (talk) 00:35, 18 April 2013 (EDT)

http://i.imgur.com/LSw91qJ.png - Turboo (talk) 00:45, 18 April 2013 (EDT)

http://imageshack.us/a/img826/8611/familyman.gif - Turboo (talk) 00:53, 18 April 2013 (EDT)

Real (Fake) Warning
11:15, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

May the Fake Be With You
13:39, 7 May 2013 (EDT)

Fakewaaarning
The theme for this edition of Fake News is Kirby, though you don't have to follow it.

Not the Fake News
18:14, 8 July 2013 (EDT)

This is really late, sorry X_x
16:53, 7 August 2013 (EDT)

Lake News
14:56, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

You get an extra three days because of my incompetence!
14:32, 10 October 2013 (EDT)

hey you i'm a fan! of you'rs!
hey i like you'r fake news section it's always the one i check first :D


 * thanks dawg toadbert

Has it really been a month?
12:57, 4 November 2013 (EST)

I'd give this a seasonal title but all of the good ones have been taken.
18:29, 8 December 2013 (EST)

Oh dear
I think we're all kinda late with these. Sorry about that. 19:28, 11 January 2014 (EST)

Have I Got Fake News For You
18:20, 1 February 2014 (EST)

Fork Nose
18:20, 1 March 2014 (EST)

Honestly, coming up with names for these headers is the hardest part of my job
19:38, 5 April 2014 (EDT)

I may not be MCD, but I'm going to need stuff from you
Yoshi876 (talk) 18:21, 3 May 2014 (EDT)

I'm back, I guess
18:21, 7 June 2014 (EDT)

tb
conet 01:04, 30 June 2014 (EDT)

Writing for an internet newsletter is the best way to spend your summer
11:51, 6 July 2014 (EDT)

Merry August
20:39, 4 August 2014 (EDT)

Fake News - September 2014
05:07, 7 September 2014 (EDT)

Loly ads
Hi Toadbert101! Your ads make me LOL so much because they are funny! I LOLed at these parts mentioned below:


 * "FREEZY"
 * "HIP HOPPITY BAM SON"
 * "SHINE GET :o"
 * "oH fUuUuU"
 * "Luigi. It's over. Your year is up and it won't come back. Forever."
 * "My homework"
 * "Where will you be when the hot potato finds you?"
 * "Was it the USSR? It could've been."
 * "Luigi was never seen again"
 * "The rare cappicus alarumo"
 * "Stopwatches such as these are never to be used."
 * "THEY DO WHAT THEY SHOULDN'T. THEY STOP TIME, YOU CAN'T START IT AGAIN, DO NOT"
 * Other parts, too many to count.

I thank you for making these ads! :D 22:13, 22 September 2014 (EDT)


 * no problem, glad you enjoy them  toadbert


 * We can be friends! :D 22:59, 22 September 2014 (EDT)


 * i'm not usually here but sure toadbert

This Fakewarning is haunted!!!
18:38, 7 October 2014 (EDT)

toadbert

This Fakewarning is Not Haunted
18:11, 3 November 2014 (EST)

I got you this Fakewarning for Christmas
16:48, 9 December 2014 (EST)

It's 2015 and I still can't think of anything to put in these headers.
16:07, 6 January 2015 (EST)

I know I've got nothing better to do on Valentine's Day than write for an internet newspaper... :(
06:06, 8 February 2015 (EST)

Oh my god, it's March. I mean, seriously, did February even happen?
07:57, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

"Oh no! Fake Warning! Oh no! Real Warning! Oh no! Real Fake Warning!"
12:19, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

May the Fake Be With You
13:36, 4 May 2015 (EDT)

Almost at 100...
18:45, 7 June 2015 (EDT)

ISSUE 100 YEAH
20:36, 7 July 2015 (EDT)

Not busy enough with the Awards? Don't worry, Fake News is here for you!
06:30, 4 August 2015 (EDT)

Fake News - September 2015
09:37, 7 September 2015 (EDT)

When there's something strange...on your talk page...it's probably the Fake News.
10:37, 5 October 2015 (EDT)

Shroom Wars: Episode VII - The Fake Awakens
19:06, 9 November 2015 (EST)

All I Want For Christmas is The 'Shroom
14:43, 7 December 2015 (EST)

Fake News - January 2016
12:47, 11 January 2016 (EST)

Fake News is my true love
09:11, 9 February 2016 (EST)

It's time to get Fake
07:21, 7 March 2016 (EST)

Fake News, Where It's Always April Fools Day!!!!
18:30, 6 April 2016 (EDT)

Fake News - May 2016
20:23, 9 May 2016 (EDT)

Fake News - June 2016
Be aware that this edition of The 'Shroom is dedicated to Walkazo.

Also, so sorry for how late this is. I've had a very busy week.

08:40, 10 June 2016 (EDT)

Fake News - July 2016
15:09, 12 July 2016 (EDT)

Fake News - August 2016
16:29, 10 August 2016 (EDT)

Fake News - September 2016
21:10, 6 September 2016 (EDT)

Fake BOOs
07:16, 4 October 2016 (EDT)

Of course I'm not a week late
I am really sorry this is so late. If it's too late for you to submit then I can understand.

15:14, 12 November 2016 (EST)

Fake News for Christmas
19:14, 13 December 2016 (EST)

Fake News - January 2017
11:18, 12 January 2017 (EST)

Fake News - February 2017
20:06, 9 February 2017 (EST)

SORRY THIS IS SO LATE
13:23, 12 March 2017 (EDT)

Goodbye
Dear Toadbert101,

I hope you have enjoyed writing the Peddler's Place section of Fake News for five years. I am sad to see you go, but I wish you good luck on your journey and hope you can return someday. One question though: how long have you planned leaving Fake News and why?

Yours truly, -- 08:45, 21 March 2017 (EDT)


 * Heyo, I certainly did. Thank you, and I am sure I'll be back to make some more sections. They're a fun way to weigh in on stuff.


 * I decided at the beginning of this year I would work for three more months, which I planned to make one last regular ad, a sendoff piece referencing a lot of the older stuff I did, and then a section as my farewell (which then became two when I figured out how to make the piece about peddling something). I originally wanted to try to make it to 100 Ads, but I realized that would take me midway into 2018 at least.


 * As for why, I just felt like I was running out of inspiration. Most of the time I could sit down and come up with a gag or two as I got started on the piece, but later on I found I just couldn't do that sometimes. Once I told MCD my plans to retire in January, I found writing my last sections became a lot easier, and even found the motivation to draw some stuff for them again. So like I said, without the responsibility writing them gets easier, and so I'm pretty certain to come back once I have something to talk about.


 * Anyway, thank you for your support. You were probably the biggest fan of my sections and I appreciate it. -Toadbert