User talk:Hess

Hi, I have only just started my account and I'm a total n00b.(Dom forced me to register :o) so here is my talk page (I'm not sure what else to say at this moment lol).

Rules: No flaming (or watering), no swearing, no spamming and pretty much any other rules in this Wiki.

Done You Homework?
Yep, it's Dom here! Your currently tiny page is pretty funny...of course it is all inspired by me!

So, what exercise of the Maths textbook did we have to do? Oh well, I'll probably not do it anyway, as Mr Durant NEVER checks homework.

Yeah, you should check pages you've edited a while later...by going to that page, clicking on History (near Edit at the top), and comparing selected versions.

So, to prove you're not too noobish, send me a reply!

Watch This, Buster!
Obviously only I say stuff like that. I'm glad you include a link on your name, that's what you should always do at the end of a message. Now, how about being cool and making a signature! WOW! Super dooper! YAY! Poopies!

OK, in the Search Bar thing, type in "User:Hess/sig" - and start the new page. Then, all you put on the page is a link to your page and Talk page (look at my sig for guidance), and ...DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM! Add a picture! So, go to Upload File on the left column, and browse on your japoota, or use a pic already on the Wiki (hold your mouse over a pic to see its' name). Tell me if you need more help. Please reply before I log off!

We Know Each Other
OK, you should go to my signature - User:Dom/sig - and go to View Source, to see how the images are added and the sizes determined. I had to upload them first, so make sure you do that with yours!

You should check whether your edits have been changed...

And sucked in, no-one's given you a message yet but me!

P.S. How can I get rid off the "Homework Incomplete" sticker on my diary? Miss Smith (f**k, she's hot - I wanna...oh, I've already told you 100 times) put it on, remember? My mum might look at my dairy! Er, diary...

Hello
Hello, Hess. My name is Stooben Rooben. I'm friends with Dom, and you're friends with him, so I put 2 and 2 together (a first for me) and decided I should introduce myself so maybe we could be friends. ...Whoa, that was a long sentence. XD Anyway, feel free to contact me at any time or ask me any questions. 17:44, 16 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Glad you responded! Well, I'm glad to hear Dom is working on that McDonald's coupon. I'll be sure to use it at the local McDonald's. XD <-- That's something you'll see me use a lot, just so you know. It takes a while to get used to this site...or at least it did me. But, we do have a forum that you can post random randomness and random importantness on. Oh, and your sig worked once I fixed the coding. Be sure to sign with . I have to say, you made a sig a lot faster than I did. Kudos. :D
 * I'm known for fast replies. XD (Okay, maybe not THAT fast.) But, that makes sense as to how you made a sig so fast; you're less of a n00b than I was. *gives a thumbs-up* Also, thanks for the stat compliment; I'm always happy to hear that my work is appreciated. =O Dom tells me that you're gonna edit the Mario Kart articles. Totalleh aweshum. Super Mario Kart needs a major expansion. Maybe you could help if you've played it. ;) 21:23, 16 May 2008 (EDT)

How Impressive!
Yeah, it's geat that you made that signature...not. Don't lie, I remember you telling me that some random guy on the internet made it. So if you tell ANYONE you made it, I'll give you a virtual slap. (I should coin that phrase)

It's cool that Stooben Rooben knows you know, you'll soon see how awesome he is (but he secretly doesn't like you as much as me - he told me).

Bleh, it's all thanks to me that you even found this Wiki, let alone discovered how to use it. So watch it, PWN-face!

Oh crap... I've done no homework this weekend! How naughty of me...

Yours competitively...

Dom Here...XD
Hey, the Who's Online thing says you're on right now! Is that possible? Do your Design homework, PWN-face! XD

ZOMG, You PWNed the DK64 Page!
It's your annoying 'friend' Dom here.

I checked your edit in the advanced thing that shows exactly what's been added/changed, and noticed how huge and awesome that edit was! Seriously, you even made a table and stuff (obviously by copying source code)...

good stuff. That's the kind of stuff that the Wiki is for, so I hope it doesn't get deleted...you should check in a few days to see if it's the same.

Also, the stuff you should add to your own page is...hmmmmmmmmmm....OK...

1. Finish your Favourite Games thing

2. Say your favourite video game music (if you have any)

3. Your favourite everything (food, colour, porn website ...NOT, stuff you do at school, stuff about how weird I am, etc...just see what's on mine).

4. A picture of your feet. Feet tell a lot about a person's personality o_0 LOL!

Don't forget to tick the Minor Edit box on your small ones (but the DK64 was a big one)

Whoa, Nice Edit!
Seriously! That's an impressive edit. Keep up the good work. :) Also, I'm not exactly sure what you're referring to by "userbars". If you tell me what it looks like, I could easily give the coding. Dom also told me you were eating health food yesterday; remember to eat your veggies! :D 23:37, 21 May 2008 (EDT)

I'm On Now
Yep, I won;t always be this regular...but yeah...you should be doing Maths homework like me *cough* or German (oh, you don't do that LOL), or Work Ed, etc.

Keep editing the DK, Mario Kart and Mario Party stuff, that's what you're good at.

You forgot to sign your message, noob! Lucky I knew it was you. Anyway, Work Ed is to fill out that sheet with the two forms on the back........in pencil.

I'm On Too...WOW! (o_O)
LOL.

See, you like the Mario Wiki, don't you? You thought it was weird before you joined! Now, I assume you're on to edit some stuff, right? Well, I'm gonna edit Special Moves and stuff.

Hey, you're not too popular, are you? Only messages from me and one from Stoobs, only because I told him about you. You should talk to random nice users if you want to become known.

Um, when is our Maths test? I think we'll both fail, since we've been vacantly staring for the last 2 weeks of lessons.

Anyway, remember that a lot of minor edits (eg. grammar and spellingg) are as good as a few major ones.

Should I put that church nightclub joke on Random Funny Stuff?

RE: MK64
The Mario Kart 64 courses have their own article for a reason, they are distinct, officially named location within the Marioverse. That those "only appeared in one game" doesn't matter (And isn't actually true, since quite a lot of MK64 course were used in MKDS and MKWii). If we used the "It only appeared in one game, it must be merged" logic, important characters like Sir Grodus would be merged since they fit the "Only one game" rule. Beside, if we merged the article to the Mario Kart 64 article, the whole tihng would be way too big.

I would hate seeing those things merged, since it would mean that we would start to become like Wikipedia (i-e: Get rid of useful informations at every opportunities) And yes, I played the game. --Blitzwing 06:47, 28 May 2008 (EDT)

Weelll, I didn,t check the Mario Kart 64 offhand, but does it do have info about the new features? The weight classes? The secret ending? All the other crap I may have forgot? Or to make it short: Do the article tell about the feature of the game and compare MK64 to it's predescessor? That's what a game article should tell, IMO. --Blitzwing 11:44, 28 May 2008 (EDT)

Mario Kart... and hallo.
Hi Hess, nice to meet ya. OK, I completed those missing info of the tables you've edited, so don't worry :) About "mii", well my true language is the spanish, but I was having an intensive english course at the university, so english is my second well-spoken language. Yep, I luv mario kart series, specially mario kart double dash and wii (although I've never payed this last). as you can see in my user page, my fave character is Daisy. I usually choose her in every mario spin-off or sport games. did I mean I'm also a great drawer? that drawing of Daisy tells all...! :P


 * OK, see ya "I'll talk with your friend Dom soon"

Hey, both our screenshots are still there - unchanged! Do we fell special? YES! Good old emulators...

Hey, you took my favorite games!!!
As the title says...Seriously, San Andreas and Most Wanted are my all time fave games for the PS2, with Burnout 3 in third (and Pac Man World 3 in fourth...0_0) And you even do the SAME STUFF!!! Seriously, it pwns having all those cops chasing you, especially using that Turismo in San Andreas. As for Most Wanted, all the pursuits own, and you have to really kick it off with doing the famous "bus stop" trick, where you go to that bus stop and get on top of the buses or the long platform thingy, then watch your level rise like crazy. You have to watch your back though, as at some point they will come up behind you. And that last pursuit OWNS!!! Right now Im playing ProStreet (which is about race events than street racing, but still a good game) for the Wii. WHY DO THEY HAVE NO FREE TUNING MODE??? I loved that mode... Oh yeah, and you also know Dom a lot ish...and...uh...HOW THE HECK??? You're like me, but your in Australia. EXACTLY LIKE ME!!! I can't decide if its creepy or cool...Anyway, don't forget to go to my userpage and read my fangame: Paper Mario: The Darkness Within!!! If you haven't played Brawl, The Thousand Year Door, and Super Paper Mario and understand their plots, it may be hard to get this, but you can catch on.

Negative Squad

Oh. and where's Dom been lately? He hasn't come on a lot...

Random Survey Patrol
Easier to do in writing than to ask you in person.

I Really Want to go Home...
I'm at Hong Kong airport as I write this. Yes, Hong Kong. It's our stp on the way to England. I wanted to go to Japan on the way, but it seems that could not happen. Here in HK, the weather is disgusting, and there are lots of weird signs. There was a sign that said "MOO" 5 times on a cow-patterned background. WTF?!

I miss my Wii - my DS is going to be worn out during this holiday.

Have I missed anything worth mentioning at school? Any massive assignments or crazy events?

Also, has anyone noticed and/or commented on my absence?

Are You Dead?
You didn't reply to the message above. Curse you. Oh, but if you're dead, please tell me, otherwise I'm wasting my time here.

DID YOU KNOW - In England I can legally drink! Mwa ha ha! Back there you must wait until 18, you noobs.

Read My Status
I have 2 mintues left at this internet cafe. Oh, did you know all your Userbox images have been deleted!? *evil laugh* - I mentioned them to a Sysop.

The Imidges - You Can Flip Them By Turning the Monitor Upside-down :O
Well, I bet you're having fun in Maths. So, are you in the same spot but with an empty seat?

WTF did you watch that in XL!? What could be less related to Christianity?

Hey - I've barely started the homework I was given for the holidays.

About the HUB - that sucks, completely. I'm doomed. That sucks SO MUCH.

Oh yeah - in Scotland where I was for a week, some people have such strong accents that I couldn't understand what they were saying!

Well, your images were deleted because you had way too many (there's a limit of 4 Personal Images) - but you can have them on your page if they're not uploaded. How, you ask? Well, look at the image at the top of my User page (and LOL). It's not uploaded - check the source and you'll see I just copied the direct link to the image where I found it. Magic.

Bludger! (You Could Say I'm a 6-week Bludger I guess...)
Don't fart on my seat then, the gas might linger there :O.

About Morons? Oh, Mormons. Yeah, I wish I hadn't missed out learning about different religions.

Oh, thank goodness. I was winding you up the whole time about the HUB - of course I knew it was a trick! And if you saw my face (which was a "yeah right" expression), then can you see everything I do!? Holy crop! (farmers say that) That means you can see me in the toilet, bath, bed, oh crap... DON'T LOOK!

About the imidges:

Well, they were tiny anyway and no-one looks at your User page XD. Look at my view-count compared to yours. And I think they deleted all of them since you never come on here (well, not to contribute to the Wiki), so if you do come on to do stuff, they might let you have them.

And here's an example of me using the image-embedding super-trick with no uploading:

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/China/Page1/images/4%20Thumbs%20Up.jpg

ROLF! I still love that pic. Just view the source of the page to see how to do it. Hey, I'm gonna go to Stooben Rooben and some others and put that on their talk pages!

What the - do you now get reports before the term ends? Attitudes of 3 are normal - I get quite a few of them. PE - we can drop it next year, so w00t! Multimedia - I hope we're in the same class next year. Hmm, I wonder what my report will say? Will I even get one? Maybe all subjects will have a 'UG' for Ungraded.

You always bludge.