List of White Knuckle Scorin' quotes

This is a list of quotes from the comic included with the White Knuckle Scorin' album.

Bowser

 * "...And then I'll join OPEC!"
 * "I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!"
 * "The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!"

Koopalings

 * "Daddy never read us a story." - Larry Koopa
 * "She's nice." - Iggy Koopa
 * "Should we try to fix her?" - Wendy O. Koopa
 * "I like learning stuff." - Lemmy Koopa
 * "Don't let Pop hear you say that! He's into ignorance! Forget everything!" - Morton Koopa Jr.

Luigi

 * "It doesn't look like there are any convenience stores around here. Did you remember to bring extra batteries?"
 * "Our old enemy! He must have kidnapped the princess!"
 * "Maybe we ought to split up. I'll take the high road."
 * "For-blithering sooth, Sir Mario! I like this lance a lot! What sayest thou?" - dressed as a knight
 * "...And into the-- No! I am not going to deliver such a cliché riposte." - after Mario says "Out of the frying pan..."
 * "As royalty does, she was hot stuff!"
 * "Come on, troops!"

Mario

 * "Oops."
 * "King Bowser Koopa!"
 * "Why don't you write things down?"
 * "Keen-o!"
 * "To get to you, Babe, I drove all night."
 * "Methinks, Sir Luigi, that I will crowneth King Bowser with thith mace in my iron hand!" - dressed as a knight
 * "Man--! Out of the frying pan..."
 * "Victory is such a turn on!"
 * "I taught you! Me! Mario... You schnook!"
 * "Song cue and good night!"

Princess Peach

 * "I've got a guidebook!"
 * "Reading opens up new worlds, Mario."
 * "You make Mario and Luigi look like brain surgeons! You're too ignorant to be an oil tycoon."
 * "You're such darling children. How have you been?"
 * "Roses are red chrysanthemums are white. Gotta keep you out of Bowser's clutches with some magic of the night."
 * "Dear Bros. Having a terrible time. Wish you were here. Location: South by North. Avoid the Valley of Storms at all costs. xxxx P.T." - letter
 * "Oh, fudge."
 * "Whatever."
 * "Thanks, Yoshi. We'll be forever friends!"

Yoshi

 * "A big ugly turtle has been muscling in around here."
 * "That smart-looking babe with the dynamite bod?"
 * "Okay, I have a lousy memory! I think Mario said he was going south. Or was it west?"
 * "She's hotter than ever, now, I'd say..."
 * "I'll do the honors!"
 * "Thanks to Luigi, now, I can read."