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{| style="background:none; color:black" cellpadding=10 border=1 Quiz: Bean Time!
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1: Which of these colors is NOT a color of a Starbeans drink? A: Purple B: Pink C: Dark Green D: Light Brown

2: Which type of bean is found after battles? A: Woo Bean B: Hoo Bean C: Chuckle Bean D: Hee Bean

3: Which type of bean is found underground? A: Woo Bean B: Hoo Bean C: Chuckle Bean D: Hee Bean

4: Which type of bean is found in blocks? A: Woo Bean B: Hoo Bean C: Chuckle Bean D: Hee Bean

5: Which type of bean is won in minigames? A: Woo Bean B: Hoo Bean C: Chuckle Bean D: Hee Bean

6: Which of these bosses has no mustache? A: Commander Shroob B: Chief Chilly C: King Whomp D: King Bob-omb

7: Which of these has appeared in more than one game? A: Elder Shrooboid B: Mom Piranha C: Petey Piranha D: Trunkle

8: Which of these Boos is white? A: Boo Chain B: Dark Boo C: Boo Man Bluff D: Big Blue Boo

9: Which of these Boos was a boss? A: Boo Chain B: Dark Boo C: Boo Man Bluff D: Big Blue Boo

10: T/F: There are five Hyper Enemies, and all of them are Goomba or Cleft varieties.

When you're ready, click "show" to see answers! __HIDER__ Answers: 1) C  2) A   3) C   4) B   5) D   6) C   7) C   8) A   9) D   10) True

Your Rating: 0-1: Three words. Play. The. Games. 2-4: You need to increase your Mario knowledge. 5-6: Hmm... Not bad, but not good either. You could very well use some improvement. 7-9: You really know a lot, but there are still a few things in which you lack knowlege. 10: You are a true Mario series fan. You pretty much need no work on your Mario knowledge.
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Riddle 1
I have three hands And two feet I know how to fly a plane Very quickly But if you want to see me Without eating my dust Go to the lobby But I may need help Getting out So go against me To make me get out

Riddle 2
This riddle isn’t for one, Riddles like these are enuff for two Just buy some of our quality gear! We have rare kinds of trinkets That you can wear They increase your strength too, So buy some of our great equipment! But you better be quick, ‘cause our stuff changes constantly! So be there! Once our shop was closed, Till, our mini-computer came back, The person who did it got a great 0% Discount! ‘Cause they were first rate! Uh-oh, looks like it’s time to go! See you around! We might be back one day! We wandering merchants won’t forget you! So right before we go away, Buy something! (please)

Riddle #3
I am the great, spectacular prince of the nation! But once was embarrassingly defeated And turned into a monster. A monster, I say! But I was rescued (in a very odd way) Anyhoho, I helped saved my territory, but I can’t take all the credit The main baddie was taken out by some foreigners Who I lost a bet to But, I finished off the baddie’s right-hand-man And my good looks and charm are enough to please me! My looks are enough to brighten your day! And everything around you, too!

''Ready? Click "show" to see answers!'' __HIDER__ Riddle #1. T.T.  2. Rowf and Rhuff  3. Prince Peasley Jokes
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Joke 1: One day Toadsworth was driving thru Shroom City, when his phone rang. He flipped opened the phone to hear the voice of Princess Peach. Peach said "Toadsworth...there's a concern on the news. A car is driving the wrong way! Please be careful." Toadsworth laughed, "Mistress Peach it's not one of them, it's hundreds of 'em!" Joke 2: What do you call someone else's cheese? Notcha your cheese Joke 3: What was the worst thunderstorm ever? Mayor Kroops' mouth...'cause it never stops!