User:CAPS LOCK LORD

“IT'S STUPID TO QUOTE YOURSELF.”
—CAPS LOCK LORD
“You must've fallen from heaven—that would explain how you messed up your face.”
—WEIRD AL
“CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!”
—WHITEY HOOTEN, IMPOSSIBLE CREATURES
“IM GONNA BE A MOD HERE! JUST YOU WAIT! STEVE IS MY BUDDY I WILL CALL HIM SOON AND HE'LL NOT ONLY UNBAN ME BUT MAKE ME A PROMINENT MEMBER!”
—RUDNICKI (AS MAMA LUIGI), T3H F0RUM5

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GUY CALLED SMIDDLE. JUNE 17TH, 2008 DID HIS SHIFT AND CAPS LOCK KEYS BREAK (NOT HIS ARMS) SO THAT HE WAS DISEASED BY THE PLAGUE OF ALLCAPS.

MY SPRITES

DON'T HURT MEH, NO MOAR.

OOH SHINY THINGY

So anyway, things started looking up to me, because about a week later I achieved my life long dream: I got a part-time job at the Sizzler. I even made the employee of the m... OH MY GOD I FORGOT TALKING IN ALLCAPS! I'M SORRY FOR ALL PEOPLE I HAVE DISSAPOINTED OVER THE YEARS (AS LONG AS THEY'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH).

RANDOM CRAP STUFF ETC.™

THE NAME OF THE SHOW SURELY FITS, 'CAUSE HE'S MY IDOL.

PTHER STUFF

I LIKE WAFFLES. I LIKE WAFFLES. AS YOU'RE READING THIS, I'M LIKING WAFFLES.

OR AS I SAY, WAFFLEZ.

IT'S REALLY HARD TO SAY THIS, BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO SAY G'BYE, G'NIGHT, WELCOME TO SOVIET RUSSIA, AND THEN AGAIN, DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.