Morton's WoodDoor-Hysteria

“Mario: Looks kinda peaceful.
Luigi: Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!”
—Mario & Luigi, Hotel Mario

The title card for the stage.

WoodDoor-Hysteria is the first hotel found in Hotel Mario, owned by Morton Koopa Jr. It is a hotel built in a big tree. Enemies found here are Goombas, Koopa Troopas and Wigglers. The player must try to avoid Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Wigglers, and Morton Koopa Jr. and close the doors in the hotel in order to win.

Trivia

• This hotel's name is a pun on the Waldorf-Astoria.
• This is the only hotel along with Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel which doesn't have a cutscene inside the level.
• This is the only hotel whose name does not end in hotel.

Hotel Mario
Protagonists	Luigi • Mario • Princess Peach
Bosses	Bowser • Iggy Koopa • Larry Koopa • Lemmy Koopa • Ludwig von Koopa • Morton Koopa Jr. • Roy Koopa • Wendy O. Koopa
Items	Coin • Fire Flower • Starman • Super Mushroom • Toad
Hotels	Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel • Larry's Chillton Hotel • Lemmy's High-ate Regency Hotel • Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel • Morton's WoodDoor-Hysteria • Roy's HardBrick Hotel • Wendy's Blitz Snarlton Hotel
Enemies	Banzai Bill • Bellhop Goomba • Big Boo • Bob-omb • Boo Buddies • Buzzy Beetle • Evil Coin • Goomba • Koopa Troopa • Mecha-Koopa • Mini-Ninji • Monty Mole • Para Bob-omb • Paragoomba • Paratroopa • Pat the Bat • Rhinestone Goomba • Skeleton Koopa • Spiny • Wiggler • Z Koopa